Young Amish Male on Crashing His Buggy, Dating & If He Will Return To His Colony

Summary

Life Wide Open with CboysTV – Episode Summary

Episode: Young Amish Male on Crashing His Buggy, Dating & If He Will Return To His Colony
Guest: Timmy (The Amish Dude)
Release Date: May 26, 2026

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Overview

This episode features a captivating and often hilarious conversation between the CboysTV crew and Timmy, a young Amish man currently on his Rum Springer (a period of exploration for Amish youth). Timmy shares candid insights into Amish traditions, the wild experiences he’s had on the outside, and his unique perspective as someone straddling two very different worlds. The group discusses everything from Amish rule-bending and dating to social media fame, buggy crashes, and taste-testing almond milk for the first time.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Life as a Young Amish on Rum Springer

[02:04–05:03]

• Timmy is from Minnesota and has been on Rum Springer for nearly 8 months, having appeared previously on Theo Von’s podcast.
• He shares how traditional Rum Springer is about kids, around age 16.5, having a taste of outside life, but not always as wild as portrayed.
• Instead of sticking only to Amish events, Timmy's Rum Springer began with skydiving—his first time on a plane.
• Traditionally, Amish youth may start with mild partying (“party hard – a lot of wine, fairs”), but Timmy has gone further, crisscrossing the country and meeting internet personalities.

2. Explanation of Amish Culture and Rules

[03:33–13:28]

• The primary language is Pennsylvania Dutch, a German dialect.
• Rules in the Amish community often aren’t explained; “They just are there” ([11:29] Timmy).
• Breaking rules can lead to temporary or permanent shunning – being excluded socially and even from family tables.

  "You're not really supposed to come to church when you shun." – Timmy ([12:37])

• Recent internal disputes include “too many reflectors on buggies,” highlighting generational divisions and modernization issues.

3. Fame, Social Media, and Experiences Outside the Colony

[06:12–07:29, 24:05–25:25]

• Since his breakout appearance on Theovon’s podcast, Timmy has connected with figures like Afroman (even making a song together), Danny Duncan, and others.
• He handles social platforms like a natural, learning quickly by observing others, and is grateful for the opportunities.

  “I just wing it… I've been told I am a fast learner” – Timmy ([41:00])

• Not only has Timmy met many big names, he’s humble about the attention:

  “I don't feel like anything special. I'm just another guy.” ([75:37])

4. Amish Versus Mainstream Lifestyles

[15:30–16:12]

• Amish learn of major world events via hired drivers—e.g., “when 9/11 happened, the drivers told my dad.”
• They pay taxes, but joining the church exempts them from Social Security and Medicare taxes.
• Community support is strong; e.g., if someone’s barn burns down, everyone helps rebuild.
• There are wealthy Amish, but the focus is on land and business, not status:

  “We don’t really take pride in, like, the money we make.” ([20:33])

5. Adventures and Mishaps: Buggy Crashes, Bull Riding, and More

[08:26–09:39, 60:21–62:41]

• Timmy recounts rolling a buggy on the way to school, resulting in ER visits but no serious lasting harm.
• Fastest speed clocked in a buggy? 21 mph.
• Modifications like underglow exist, but official rules are fuzzy.
• He’s even ridden a bull at Dale Brisby’s ranch and aspires to repeat:

  “I kind of want to get on another one that bucks a little bit more.” ([60:33])

6. Dating, Family, and the Return Question

[21:22–22:58, 79:54–80:16]

• Timmy deliberates returning to Amish life but is torn by the appeal of both worlds.
• Amish marriages require joining the church; dating is limited mostly to non-cousins in the community.

  “Everyone I went to school with was my first or second cousin… except the teacher.” ([22:10])

• When pressed about what he seeks in a partner: “Wants a family, knows how to cook and clean, sense of humor, good personality, good looks.” ([79:54])

7. Modernization and Cultural Shocks

[43:02–45:47]

• Timmy is startled by things like the LGBTQ+ community and what he initially sees as “women going to the beach in their underwear” before realizing it's just swimsuits.
• Singing in the shower and dancing are also surprising.
• Taste testing almond and oat milk on air:

  “Tastes like cereal milk… It is almost, like, too sweet. So I just chuck it all… I like raw milk better.” – Timmy ([46:12])

8. Money, Work, and Gift-Giving

[17:54–21:05, 41:16–41:36]

• Amish teens may work for low wages, with earnings often going to parents until a certain age.
• Saving is encouraged, but Timmy admits:

  “Now it seems like I have a little bit of a saving problem. Like going places and, like, buying things.” ([19:10])

• He’s happy to accept gifts; foreign to some Amish, but a happy memory from Christmases past.

9. Amish and Hutterite Differences

[47:54–48:35]

• Hutterites are discussed as a different community, “pooling money,” using electricity, and running advanced agriculture facilities.
• Amish homes are more spread out among “English” (non-Amish) neighbors, unlike centralized Hutterite colonies.

10. Notable Moments and Quotes

Most Eye-Opening Culture Shocks:

• “I was like, lgbtq… that's the surprising part.” – Timmy ([42:53])
• “Some women… going to the beach in their underwear… Turns out they're swimming suits.” ([22:33])

On Family and Going Home:

• “Like, you can’t just grow another builder, grow another family.” ([21:37])
• “My parents will let me [stay in contact]… it varies a lot on the family.” ([51:39])

On Buggy Mishaps:

• “This horse… jumps, like, turns all the way around, rolls the buggy, and me and my brother get thrown out.” ([08:33])

On Social Media and Modern Life:

• “For a guy that grew up with no phones, you might be the most connected person I know.” – Co-host ([24:05])
• “I like going out in the jungle by myself [when dating].” ([80:35])

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Notable Timestamps

• [02:04] Timmy details the start of his Rum Springer and adventurous journey.
• [04:06] Skydiving for the first time instead of traditional rule-breaking.
• [08:32] Buggy crash story.
• [13:30] Community split over buggy reflectors – example of Amish disagreements.
• [15:47] Amish insulation from news/politics.
• [19:06] Working for $1/hour—Amish teen work culture.
• [21:22] Questioning whether to rejoin the Amish church or stay “English.”
• [24:05] Social media journey—shout-out for natural “connections.”
• [43:02] “Biggest culture shock” moments.
• [46:07] Live almond/oat milk taste test.
• [59:02] DUI and buggy—cops and the Amish.
• [60:21] Timmy rode a bull at Dale Brisby’s ranch.
• [79:54] “Five qualities in a lady.”

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The Original Tone: Friendly, Candid, and Witty

The episode maintains CboysTV’s energetic, good-natured tone—quick with a joke, open-hearted, and at ease with Timmy’s frank answers. Timmy’s mix of humility and curiosity gives the discussion an authentic, sometimes innocent, but never naive flavor. The hosts are fascinated and respectful, balancing good-natured ribbing with open curiosity about Amish tradition and Timmy’s worldview.

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Memorable Quotes

• “I’ve never seen my mom wear anything else other than a dress.” – Timmy ([43:08])
• “You can’t just grow another builder, grow another family.” – Timmy ([21:37])
• “I like going out in the jungle by myself.” – Timmy, on dating ([80:35])
• “Tastes like cereal milk. I like raw milk better.” – Timmy, trying almond milk ([46:17])
• “If you ever do [Amish barn moving], call me, because I want to be a part of that.” – Co-host 1 ([03:04])
• “For a guy who grew up with no phones, you might be the most connected person I know.” – Co-host 3 ([24:05])

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Conclusion

This episode offers a vivid window into the intersection between Amish tradition and modern youth culture. It’s full of hilarious moments, honest answers, and surprising cross-cultural revelations. Timmy’s adventures (and his reflections on whether to return to his roots) are told with clarity, humility, and good humor, making this episode both enlightening and highly entertaining for new and returning listeners alike.

Transcript

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[Host]

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[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Almond milk.

[Host]

And don't ask how they get milk out of almonds.

[Co-host 1]

What do your parents think about all this?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

They don't really like it.

[Host]

What's like something that you saw and you were like, yeah, I'm ready to go back.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Women going to the beach in their underwear. My mom told me, stay away from English girls.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, right. So, like, do you think you're planning on going back?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Do you think I should start a podcast?

[Host]

I think you'd be really good at it.

[Co-host 2]

Ever since I saw you on the Avon, I. I was impressed.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, really? Really? I don't know, I just wing it. And yeah, I think you're just really

[Co-host 2]

good at answering questions exactly how people ask them. You don't beat around the bush. You just say it how it is.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, yeah, that's the way to do it.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah. And C.J. was thinking about not coming on because he didn't have pants, but I know he's got lots of good questions for you.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

He just walks around in his underwear.

[Co-host 3]

Tim, you ever been.

[Co-host 2]

Happy birthday to you.

[Host]

Happy birthday, cj. Happy birthday, bro.

[Co-host 1]

All right, we're rolling.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I like that you changed up, cj Bro.

[Co-host 1]

I just felt like, you know, if everyone else is going to be dressed

[Host]

appropriately, I better be. You know, we got our new Amish friend Timmy here. Timmy's actually from Minnesota, but you've been on a crazy run the last, like, what, six months?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

It's coming up to eight months, but.

[Host]

Eight months, so. So you're on Rum Springer right now.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yep.

[Host]

You went on a Theovon podcast, and then after that moment, you've just been hitting every spot of the country, meeting every single person that you can doing, experiencing every single thing that you can. And I Feel like it's only right. That being you're a Minnesota guy and you've been a Sea Boys fan for a long time, we had to get you up here.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I do it. It's a pleasure being up here. Like seeing. Seeing what you guys all have and what you guys have all built. Pretty impressive, I'd say.

[Host]

You know, it's not a. It's not a barn that we built and then moved.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Host]

Which we've been trying to figure out why they do that.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I've been wondering the same thing because. Oh yeah. In our community, we just built the stuff. Stuff where it belongs.

[Host]

Oh,

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Matthew. Trying to move like like a 60 by 80 by 20 shop.

[Host]

Yeah, it seems.

[Co-host 1]

Oh my gosh. I mean, how many people they got? They gotta have like 200 guys. So you haven't ever been a part of that when you pick a building up?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

We've never done that.

[Co-host 1]

Dude, if you ever do, call me because I want to be a part of that.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

All right. I mean, there might be some language barriers, but.

[Co-host 1]

Oh, really?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 3]

What language are you guys speaking?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Pennsylvania Dutch.

[Co-host 2]

So it is. It's fully a different language.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

It's like a German dialect is what it is. Yeah. That's why I have like a little bit of an accent. It's not as strong as it was like a year ago, but.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah, I thought the same thing. I watched some old videos of you and it is a lot stronger then than now.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, I've been hanging around English people too much.

[Co-host 1]

Can you explain to me what Rum Springer is? Is that what it's called?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, it's basically what we call it a Sioma. But like what it is where it's like when you 16 and a half, you get like a part where like most kids, they just kind of stay at home and like they do like crazy stuff.

[Host]

Like.

[Co-host 1]

What kind of crazy stuff?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Party hard.

[Co-host 1]

Oh, really?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, Just a lot of wine or what? You could say that. And so go to fair stuff like that. And then me and my buddy, it was like eight months ago when go skydiving. Yeah, that was really first time both of us were on a plane.

[Co-host 1]

So that's how you started your Rum Springer. Dude, that's a crazy. Yeah, he first plane flight and then didn't even have to land. He just. Yeah, just went up.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

It was definitely crazy. Like 5 seconds before and after was like, I bet.

[Co-host 1]

I mean like thinking what did I get myself into?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Not really. I was like thinking, man, this like usually when you fall off a building, like you hit the ground like really fast.

[Host]

But you not hitting, you know, from experience or what?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, I had some buddies like, like fell off and stuff and doing some roofing. Yeah, I mean, I've almost backed off a roof one time when I was like putting the shingles underlinement on the shingles. Yeah, I was backing up, stippling, going back, going back. And all of a sudden the edge is just right.

[Co-host 1]

There's too focused on that work.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

So how long is Rum Springer last?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like, it varies in the person. Like, usually it starts around 16 and a half. Like you just kind of. You still live like in the community, like at home and stuff.

[Co-host 1]

Oh, really?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I've been on it since I was 16 and a half, but I never really did anything crazy.

[Co-host 1]

I beg to differ.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

You've really been doing until like it started like a year ago. Well, two years ago now. These, these two girls, like, they let me like drive their Corvette. That was kind of. That was kind of the first bite of it where I really started to like, go out and see more stuff.

[Host]

Has there been anyone in the. In the history of the Amish that have had a crazier Rum Springer than you?

[Co-host 2]

It's a great question.

[Host]

I mean, you're really making waves here.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Depends what you call crazy. I mean, my dad did crazy stuff too. More illegal stuff than me, though.

[Host]

Oh, really?

[Co-host 1]

This is all on video.

[Host]

In the last nine months you have, I've seen you just hanging out with so many different people.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, I mean, I'm very, very grateful for like people just like they sent me like a DM on Instagram and it's like a couple months later, I'm out there at their place and this

[Host]

is essentially what happened here.

[Co-host 2]

Quite strong connections.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I think it's like the Mica knows. Oh, yeah. Is it Mike or Micah?

[Co-host 2]

Either one.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Okay.

[Co-host 2]

Either one.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I like Mike better. That's a little better.

[Co-host 1]

He evolved into Mike later in life. It just makes more sense.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah, A lot of strong connections.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Dude, that's. That's the craziest thing. Like, I. Like I said that just as a joke, but like, it's very true. Yeah.

[Co-host 2]

I mean, Afroman. I saw you and Afroman hanging out the other day.

[Host]

We're.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

We're making a song together.

[Co-host 3]

Really?

[Host]

Dude.

[Co-host 1]

Amazing.

[Host]

Amazing. So. So who are all the people that you've hung out with in the last nine months?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Danny. Dan. See you guys. Afroman. Weston.

[Co-host 2]

Champlin.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I. Champlin. Matan. Evan.

[Host]

Theo.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Theo.

[Co-host 2]

Yo. Who are you up on stage with that girl? Country singer.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Was it Corey Kennedy? Yep. That was the first time I was in, like, up on stage.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah, that was funny.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

That was nerve wracking. I didn't know what to do. I felt I got my legs and toes crossed. That one. It was definitely crazy to see. And it's always. I'm always very, very grateful for people always wanting to, like, bring me out and, like, show me these things, which is. I don't know. I can't thank anyone enough. Do you think you've.

[Co-host 3]

You were an adrenaline junkie or you just fallen into it? Because I feel like everything you do, you're getting this crazy new experience. Like, we just went back and we showed you the skate park.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 3]

Like, well, I'll drop in. Which is normally like, not something that somebody would try on the first day.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

So, I mean, I thought, like, I saw Mike doing. It's like, if I watch him close enough, I feel like I could maybe

[Co-host 2]

do it fully committed.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, I wiped out a couple times.

[Co-host 2]

He wiped out three times and said, I'll do it again once my leg stops hurting.

[Host]

My leg, my leg. Leg is. My leg is messed up. And he kept saying, look. Looking at it like, and twisting it. And I was like, did this dude just. Just throw his knee out or something? And then Ken was obviously, Ken was there extremely quick. He had a brace ready and then he had ice. And he was like, you had a brace? Oh, yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I didn't even notice.

[Host]

He doesn't leave home without braces.

[Co-host 1]

Is that something you can do in the.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, yeah. Like, if we have. If there's something like life threatening, like we go to the er. Like, one time we were cleaning up at home and there's a ball bat laying in the yard, and I was gonna bet the ball and my brother was like, right behind me. I told him, hey, back up a little bit so I don't hit you. He backed up a little bit, but apparently not far enough because I swing and I like, swing all the way around and I just hit him right in the head.

[Co-host 2]

That's exactly that happened to me when I was younger.

[Co-host 1]

I did the same thing, bro.

[Co-host 2]

I got two black eyes for my sister.

[Co-host 1]

I was the guy with the bat.

[Host]

Luckily.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, yeah, no, he had to be. He had to be, like, taken to the ER and stuff.

[Co-host 2]

Oh, my God.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

But, like, last time I was at a hospital was when I was like, was it 12 or 13 when I rolled the buggy for like a buggy.

[Co-host 2]

That's crazy.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

One morning we were going to school and this horse, I don't know, like certain type of moons. I Feel like he, like, got scared of stuff. Easily in the ditch, going up this hill. To this day, I still don't know what it was. What was in the ditch going up this hill. Like, we're just there going to school on a Friday morning. It was nice out. Sun was out. And then all of a sudden, this horse just jumps. I couldn't grab the reins fast enough. He jumps, like, turns all the way around, rolls the buggy, and me and my brother get thrown out. I think I got drunk a little bit because I fell it in my back and had, like, a concussion. You know what the crazy part is? My brother had, like, bruises all over his legs, but, like, he wasn't damaged at all. Like, he wasn't. Like, he didn't.

[Host]

Some guys can just take a fall.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. But, yeah, this horse, like, as soon as he rolled, just ran down the hill, halfway through a fence, and it stopped.

[Co-host 1]

So you and your brother, it was just you two in the buggy?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

And you're going to school?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yes.

[Co-host 1]

You just park the horse and buggy at the school, or does the horse walk the buggy back home?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, no. Like, we need to. We need to. We need a ride to get back home. So there's, like, barns, little barns at the school.

[Co-host 1]

And you park your horse there?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, we unhitch our horse and just bring it into a barn and a feed there, too, for them.

[Co-host 3]

Do you have, like, time during school where you get to go out and, like, take care of the horse?

[Co-host 1]

It's like the park.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, we just leave the horse out there.

[Co-host 3]

They're good to go for it.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

They're good, yeah.

[Co-host 1]

Do you guys, like, modify your horses like the other kids in high school? Like, you got, like.

[Co-host 2]

No.

[Co-host 1]

Like, are people checking out, like, their hooves and.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, I don't think so. I mean, sometimes. Sometimes you race like. We weren't really supposed to erase the school. Yeah. One time there were, like, three. Three buckies side to side of the way. Yeah.

[Host]

And is that down, like, a public road or.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, this was on, like, a black top.

[Host]

Wow.

[Co-host 1]

The fastest you've ever gone in your buggy.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Last winter. We clocked 21.

[Host]

Pretty quick.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

That's moving pretty quick. Those things gotta get kind of unstable at that speed.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Nah, they don't. No, they don't like, the horse like, the horse like. I think I know some horses. They can get up to, like, 28. Like, if you really make them run

[Co-host 1]

scary when you're in there going that fast?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, it's only when you turn. Sometimes they're going down a hill and then you turn. Like, that can be a little bit iffy, but she doesn't tip. I don't know if I should say this, but, like, first time I was on the buggy, when my grandma climbed on, like, I was. I was like, salvin or. So I was scared the buggy was going to tip because, like, there's, like, springs on it and the buggy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Co-host 2]

I was like.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

And she thought it was really funny that I thought, he's going to tip. But, yeah, my grandma's pretty cool, I'd say. Did you.

[Co-host 3]

Have you modified your buggies at all, or.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I haven't, but some of my buddies have. They put, like, underglow.

[Co-host 1]

I've seen that thing.

[Host]

How is that allowed?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know. We just kind of do it.

[Host]

Oh. What are the rules of. Of the Amish? Like, you're not supposed to have technology or anything that is unsustainable, right?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Kind of, yeah. Like, the rules. Like, the one thing about the rules is, like, you never really explain why they are. They just are there. And, like, that's. I think that's why, like, a lot of them kind of break the rules a little bit.

[Co-host 1]

So.

[Host]

Do you. Oh, because they're like, well, I didn't know.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.

[Host]

Nobody told me. Evan might be Amish, but you're like, explain the rules. When you're.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

When you're, like, joining the church, you're

[Host]

like, oh, so the church tells you the rules?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yep.

[Co-host 3]

Is there, like, punishments for breaking the rules? Like, if you do.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

If you. If you, like, break too much, they'll put you in a. Put you in a section called, I think the Roll it, where you basically have, like, a. You need to get better within this time, or they'll put you in the bond, which is shining. And, like, shining. That's like. If you leave Dalmatian, you're still part of the church. You'll get, like, shunned forever. But, like, if you. Let's say you do something that's against rules, and then you. You just get shunned for a little bit until you're doing better.

[Co-host 1]

So they make you sleep in a barn?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, they don't. You're not supposed to, like, transact or deal with, like. Or even eat at the same table or. You shun.

[Co-host 3]

Really?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 3]

Like, have to sit in a different place in church or is it normal in church when you're eating?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

You're not really supposed to come to church when you shun.

[Co-host 3]

Oh, really?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I think so.

[Co-host 1]

So then when do they let you know that you're, like, good to come back?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Or they'll give you, like, a period, and then it'll come around eventually. And who shuns you, basically? The community.

[Host]

Oh, all of them.

[Co-host 3]

It's like a vote.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. But, like, mainly it's the elders that, like, make that decision. So what?

[Host]

Like, what's a shunnable offense?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Let's say you go party. Party too much. I'd say, like, go to, like, concerts and stuff like that.

[Host]

Too much. You can do it a little bit.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like, if you. Let's say you go once and, like, work gets around and stuff or, like, even. Right. With an ex Amish, like, that can be. I can get you, like, shunned for

[Host]

a while or ride with an ex Amish.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, you're not really supposed to ride with an ex Amish.

[Host]

You're just not supposed to, like, coerce with the ex Amish.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No. Right. But in our community, like, it's. It's been. It's common around, like, our split now. Like, now. It's kind of now. It's kind of a wild west down there right now.

[Co-host 2]

And what do you mean by split?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like, there were disagreement and it's words in Trooper Amish, the way it works is, like, if there's a split, like, then anyone can walk out, like, without getting shunned and stuff. Like, they can still be Amish if they want, but they're just not member of the church anymore. But, yeah, that happened because they were. They were arguing about too many reflectors. Like, a lot of other, like, small.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, like on the buggy.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

On the buggies. Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

They're like, you got to just run. No. Reflectors be risky.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, that's. Sometimes when you're. I've been with a driver and like, when you're driving through dark and sometimes the buggies are hard to see, but

[Host]

they're always hard to see. Sketchy.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

You don't realize that if you're just in the buggy.

[Host]

Right, right. No, true.

[Co-host 3]

You just feel like everybody's whipping by you.

[Co-host 1]

Like, man.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah, it was really close.

[Host]

So there's a split in the community over too many reflectors.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Host]

Is it. Is that kind of just showing like. Like, people are tense right now or like, that seems like a small thing to, like, more than that community?

[Co-host 2]

Sure, it's more than that.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Ryan Reynolds]

It's.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

It's been a. It's been a long list of other things, but that's. That's one of the reasons they were just arguing about like some of the younger ones, like they were like, man, we need more reflectors on these buckies. And the older ones, like, nah, you're good. But like I feel like you do need more reflectors on the buggies.

[Co-host 2]

Amish or not, that's, you know, how society is. You know, things change. Like sometimes rules that were in place before are no longer.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, absolutely. I feel like the Amish like in the last five, 10 years, like they've modernized a lot. Like a lot of them have phones for their businesses and like some of the strictest communities, they're not really allowed to have that stuff or they'll have a phone shack at the end of their driveway or something like that.

[Host]

Well, it seems like, I guess just society in general has changed the most in the last five to 10 years. So it's like for the last hundred years, how much has normal civilization versus Amish civilization been that different? Not a crazy amount with like technology and all these different things. Right. And then last 30, 20, 10 years, like things are really advanced.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh yeah. The funny thing is my grandma, she actually went to public school for a while because like I think around that time was like something with the government. They were like Amish fighting it for like something about only going to 8th grade or something. And Amish started having their own schools after that. So I've never set foot in a public school.

[Host]

And so do the Amish know like what's going on in like the government or politics or any of that? Like do they care?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I mean, like not really, like here and there. Like when 9, 11 happened, the drivers told my dad and stuff. So stuff like that, like with some major happens here about it, but like

[Host]

do they care who the president is?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Not really.

[Host]

Do they vote?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I mean last term they did like I don't know. I know some in our community did.

[Host]

And which way do the Amish usually go? Republican or Democratic?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Whatever, Whatever's the most conservative usually. Okay. I think majority of them voted for Republican last. Last time.

[Co-host 3]

You guys have to pay taxes?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, like if you file them anyway. I know some don't.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah, I think that's been an age old thing. Like Amish, in my opinion, they don't need to pay taxes.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know.

[Co-host 2]

Only when doing like, you know, they selling meat, selling cheese, selling furniture. Sure, then, but between themselves.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

So you're saying I don't have to pay taxes?

[Co-host 2]

I don't think you have to pay taxes.

[Co-host 1]

If the government comes after to say money. Mike told me I didn't need to pay Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I mean, another thing is like, once you join the church, you do get a tax exemption from like, Social Security and okay, Medicare taxes. So, like, that's like. Those are like the only ones.

[Host]

Is there a colony tax or like, like part of the community?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I mean, if someone, like, if, let's say someone's barn burn burns down, like, the whole entire community will.

[Co-host 2]

That's awesome.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Money or like build. Build a new barn.

[Co-host 2]

That's what it's all about.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yes, sir. The crazy thing is like building a bar in one day, that's. That's pretty impressive.

[Host]

Oh, you guys build it in one day?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like, well, like, the concrete's laid out and then everything's planned. And the shallow, it just goes like the wood, steel, all that stuff that goes up in like one day.

[Host]

They're incredible builders. Why are you guys so good at building?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know. It's just like if you go to work, you go to work, I think

[Co-host 2]

similar how you said you grew up and you. The rules. You don't really, like, learn the rules. They're just there.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 2]

And then they're like a part of you. It's same for probably building. Like, you just end up doing it and the next thing you know, you're. You're a full blown carpenter.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, I started doing it when I was like, just before I turned 14, right after I got out of school.

[Host]

This might be a stupid question, but do you get paid?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I mean, so I have it easier than my dad did, but my dad. And there's still like some Amish families that practice this. Like they don't get any money until they're 21, but.

[Host]

So they work for free. But the money goes to the family.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

For the parents? Yeah, it goes to the parents. But my dad, My dad didn't like that when he was growing up, so he gave me a little bit of a break. But I worked till I was 16 for a dollar an hour. And then whatever, whatever else like that I got. Went to my dad.

[Co-host 1]

Wow.

[Host]

And so were you getting like normal wage and you were just getting a dollar? Like, were you getting like 15 an hour and you were just getting a dollar?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I'm not even quite sure. I was just happy when that, like.

[Host]

Did your dad start driving a Rolls Royce here?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, he didn't.

[Host]

Or I guess a bug, a nicer buggy. Like you were working, you were working hard and he was cashing the checks?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Basically, yeah. But at least I didn't have to work until I was 21 for my dad.

[Host]

But you would he give you. He would give you the money once he turned 18.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like, all the money I made?

[Host]

Yeah. No, like, you were just paying your way.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I just. He was just paying me, like, a dollar until I was 16, and then I got. I started getting 17. It's like 17 an hour. Nice.

[Host]

After that.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Host]

Okay.

[Co-host 1]

What do you do with your money? And, like, what do you buy?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Or, like. Well, now it seems like I have a little bit of a saving problem, I think, really? Like, going places and, like, buying things. Yeah.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Co-host 3]

Like, what are you spending your money on now?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Phone bill and then just going around the places, I guess.

[Host]

It's amazing how it can just disappear, isn't it?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, like, where. Where does it go?

[Host]

I don't know. I think somebody sneaks in. That's what I take it out from underneath your bed.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

The banks. I don't know.

[Host]

Do you guys believe in banks?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, we have, like, banks, checking accounts, all that stuff.

[Host]

Because Mike didn't believe in a bank for a while, but that was for other reasons. Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. I mean, you could, I guess, stack your money at home, like, that way.

[Host]

That's who's under the bed.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

That's good. Yeah.

[Co-host 4]

His backyard was filled with coffee cans.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Full of coins or cash? A little both. Yeah. Mix it up.

[Co-host 3]

What's it look like?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

If.

[Co-host 3]

Is there, like, people that have more money in the community than others?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, definitely. Like, some of them, like, a lot of. A lot of them own businesses, but, like, usually the ones that don't have as much money, they. They usually don't work quite as hard. Seems like there's a lot of Amish that have a lot of money because they own business, and they just.

[Co-host 1]

What do they spend their money on?

[Co-host 3]

What's, like, rich, like, land, mostly land.

[Co-host 1]

They got a bunch. They just keep getting more land.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

Or cattle.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Put money back into the business, I think. Yeah.

[Host]

What's like, a benchmark of or, like, a goal of, like, oh, if I have a million dollars or, like, what is. Because, like, I guess in normal civilization.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Host]

People are like, I want to be a millionaire. Do the Amish say that and feel that same?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, not really. I mean, we don't really take pride in, like, the money I make that we make, I guess, like, just kind of. Some people make more money than others,

[Host]

and there's some guys in. In a part of the community that are, like, big dogs with all the land. Like, the more land, the bigger the dog.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. Some of them have, like, quite a bit of land.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

So, like, another thing that just Happened where? Like, either their dad bought it and it got passed down, and they have a lot of land, too, so.

[Host]

How old are you?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Take a guess.

[Co-host 1]

I guess 20.

[Co-host 2]

Just shy of 18.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

15.

[Co-host 1]

What?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

What?

[Co-host 1]

No.

[Host]

You said you went on Rum Spring.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I just turned 19.

[Co-host 1]

So you've been on it for two and a half years?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know how to do math, but I think so.

[Host]

Really?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

So, like, do you think you're. Are you planning on going back?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know. It's a very hard decision. Like, one thing, like, it's. It's fun to come out here, but, like, I always, like. Like to go home, too.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah. There's no place like home.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, definitely.

[Co-host 1]

Especially your family, you know, you can't replace those type.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, definitely not. Like, you can't just grow another builder, grow another family.

[Co-host 1]

So, like, how much time do you have left? Or do you get to decide that?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Could you.

[Co-host 1]

Another five years?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Not five years. Maybe, like. Maybe like a year and a half or something. Yeah. Because I know my parents, like, they. They joined the church when they were like, around 21.

[Host]

So when you say join the church, are you not a part of the

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

church right now or, like, how you get baptized in. And then, like, if you want to get married in, like, in the Amish, you have to join the church. So you can't get married without, like, joining the church.

[Host]

And what does that look like, finding, like, a girl?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I mean, you just find one in your community if they're not cousins or anything. But, like, I. I'm kind of out of luck here. Like, everyone I went to school with was my first or second cousin.

[Co-host 2]

Right.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Except the teacher. Genuine, but she's a little bit older.

[Co-host 1]

Maybe you find one out out here and then you bring them back.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

My mom told me stay away from English girls.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

She might be smart.

[Co-host 1]

Smart, right.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Because some of them going. I thought they went to the beach in their underwear. Right. I asked around a little bit, and turns out they're swimming suits. And. Yeah, they look like underwear. They're.

[Co-host 2]

I don't know, but they look just like underwear.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Host]

Scandalous. Yeah. Some. Some women these days, that's what.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

They're not all like that. No. I don't know.

[Host]

Yeah, Plenty of good girls.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

That's what I like. I think it depends where you look like in the city. It might not be the best idea to look in the city.

[Co-host 3]

Where'd you see the girls in the swimsuits?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

It's been so many different times.

[Host]

Like, it's starting to get that Twinkle, right?

[Co-host 3]

No, I was wondering if he was, like, running Miami or something. You've been all over the country.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I was. I was there for five hours one time.

[Host]

Miami?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Host]

Yeah. You get an education there.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

You know what I went there for? Like, the. I was down at Danny's place, and someone that worked with Jake Paul there, like, someone on the deodorant company, they said something about coming to a fight, and I was like, I didn't even know what's going on. And I was like, that would be fun. I've never been to anything like that. So we went there, got on the floor. I got to see the fight. It was crazy. Like, who's.

[Host]

Who's fighting?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Anthony Joshua.

[Host]

Oh, you went to the Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua fight? On the floor.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

On the floor. I was. We were sitting up in the stands. I was asked, one of my. One of the guys that brought me in here, I was like, is there any way I can go down on the floor? And it was like, we'll make. We'll look if we can find something to work out. So I went down there, and I was texting Hayden Deegan because he was down there too, and he was like, yo, come over here. So I got to meet him and his sister, which they were very, very nice.

[Co-host 2]

They're awesome.

[Co-host 3]

For a guy that grew up with no phones, you might be the most connected person I know.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't.

[Co-host 3]

You name dropped seven crazy people in that sentence.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Really?

[Co-host 3]

A little story.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

It's cool.

[Co-host 3]

But like that for you, they're just normal people, which is.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, I think everyone. Everyone's like a person, and they are.

[Host]

Yeah. The more people that you meet, the more you realize.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah.

[Co-host 3]

I don't know.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

You skateboard pretty good.

[Host]

Thank you. Yeah. Money. Money. Mike is like a step above.

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[Co-host 2]

he's like iffy sometimes. I'm a walking meme.

[Host]

No, he's just moving different. Yeah, you saw him drop in. You saw him drop in like that. Most of those guys you just mentioned, they can't drop in. And yeah, you're, you're three drop INS ahead of most. Most dang. Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

And I wiped out every time. Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

That's all right.

[Host]

You try.

[Co-host 2]

A little side note, congrats, Ryan, on getting your motion back.

[Co-host 3]

Yeah.

[Co-host 2]

People were saying in the last video that you had it, so I was stoked.

[Co-host 3]

It's great.

[Host]

Yeah. People were pretty fired up on you, Ryan. Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Ocean. Yeah.

[Co-host 3]

Are you familiar with motion?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Not really. No.

[Co-host 3]

I'd say ocean.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I've heard of it. It's like if you. Like, if you've got connections, right? Yeah.

[Co-host 3]

It's like you got connections. And, like, when you walk into a room, people are like, that, that's the guy.

[Co-host 1]

That guy's cool.

[Co-host 3]

They want to talk with. Do you feel like people, when you go out in public look at you differently? Like, do you feel like people are always looking?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know. It's like they've seen me before or is that I'm Amish? Like, it does. Like, either way, like, they, like, look at me a little bit different.

[Co-host 3]

I should have clarified.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah.

[Co-host 3]

Like, before you were you. Now we're kind of. A lot of the world knows you. Like, just when you were just growing up Amish, like, do you feel like people look at you differently in public?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know. I was always, like, in our area, so maybe, maybe not. But, like, when I went down to Mexico when I was like, what's I, 4 or 5? Because, like, one of my uncles, like, he had. Was it spleen or something? He had to go down there for doctoring. Oh. So I don't know. Like, I was really too young to remember. Like, remember really anything.

[Co-host 3]

How did you get down there if you couldn't fly?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I train take dam track from Winona and can go all around.

[Co-host 1]

Said he had a bad spleen, too.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Something like that. He got, like, something. Was it appendix or, like, on a train?

[Host]

Appendix.

[Co-host 1]

That's why. Why Mexico?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Well, it's cheaper down there, too. And they can do stuff down there that they can't do in the U.S. yeah.

[Co-host 1]

So did you guys. When you're down in Mexico, what are. What are you and your family doing? Like, are you guys enjoying it a little bit? Going to the beach?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, I went to the beach. We just hung out at the hotel, went to the hospital. I don't know. It was like a week or. I think that we were down there, because I don't.

[Co-host 1]

You take a train, you better stay a while.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, it was so much fun in the train. Like, I remember. I only remember some stuff. Like, every time we went through the tunnel in The Rocky Mountains. I always went under the table at the dining. Yeah, dining kind of thing.

[Host]

Well, sometimes you gotta hold your breath.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

That's what I've been told too, but I wasn't telling my breath. I just went underneath as a long tunnel.

[Co-host 1]

So, like, when you're a kid and you then go out and you say, stay in a hotel room, are you kind of thinking like. Like, dang, why don't we live this way?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know. That never came to my mind. It's just like, wow, this is crazy. And you got a TV to watch.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

Would you watch the tv?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, we would. Like, you're not really supposed to, but I know my dad, every, especially every time you like, someplace he turned on the tv.

[Co-host 1]

What would you watch?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't even know.

[Host]

Ridiculousness.

[Co-host 1]

That would be a great show.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, but I know, like, so when I lime season, when I was like, was I six? I. Lyme disease got so bad I couldn't walk anymore. So my dad had to take me into the er. He had to carry me, get a driver, carry me in there. And then I think he turned on Amish Mafia.

[Co-host 2]

I think it's cool that you listen to that song because it really is a good song.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

It is a good song. Yeah. And like, I hope if me and Afroman remake it, I hope it turns out good because I don't know. I don't really know how to like, rap or sing.

[Host]

You don't need to realize what.

[Co-host 1]

What they. So they brought you to the ER and you took like, probably some.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know what I took, but they gave me something that I went to sleep for a couple hours. I put like a thing over my mouth.

[Host]

Oh.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

And I was like, out. But then I woke up at like 2 o', clock, I think. And then I was in the hospital for the next like two weeks. It was right on my knee.

[Host]

What?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, because usually so what the. What the best thing to do is, like when you have Lyme disease is take the takeout and put some like, like herbal. We call it T36. It's from Malaluca. But take it out and put that stuff like it takes away to like the like disinfectant, I think, really support right there. Yeah. And I didn't do that. I must. I think I was washing myself and took it off one time because mom told us, don't take them off. Come to me, then I'll take it off. But I didn't do that. And then like five months later, I could barely walk Anymore.

[Host]

But how old are you?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

12. I was six at the time.

[Host]

Oh, six.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Host]

When you guys get sick like that, are you taking nutrition or do they. I'm assuming they don't give you, like, Tylenol or aspirin or things like that.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Right?

[Host]

So, like, what. What kind of, like, health protocol do you take?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I, like, my mom makes this. I'm not. I'm not quite sure what it is, but it's tea, honey, garlic, like, stuff like that. And they. They give it to you?

[Host]

Everything.

[Co-host 2]

Natural herbs, big old glass of milk.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host 2]

I bet your guys's milk is so good.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I do it. The raw milk is the best thing, dude. You know what the funny thing is? I did not know what raw milk was until after I got other types of milk.

[Co-host 1]

You came here and you're like, what the heck's wrong with this?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

We always call it store milk and the milk.

[Host]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

But then I get a phone, and like, six months later, these guys are talking about raw milk. Raw milk. Way to go. I was like, what's wrong?

[Host]

That is milk to you.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

It's just milk.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

And then they're like, oh, yeah, like, that stuff is raw milk. I was like, did not know, because sometimes you. You have a glass down at the barn, just milk a little bit of warm milk into the glass and drink it. That's. That's really good.

[Co-host 1]

You like warm milk, like, right out the utter.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Straight out of the cow. Yeah.

[Co-host 2]

That's really amazing.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 2]

Because then you see almond milk, and you're like, how the hell they milk in those things?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, yeah. They have almond milk.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah, they have oat milk and soy milk and almond milk. I don't really.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Where are these odors coming from?

[Host]

Have you had almond milk before?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't think I have no.

[Host]

Jack, can you go to the store and grab some almond milk?

[Co-host 2]

You actually want me to or.

[Host]

Yeah. Or someone or called Dalton and have him grab some. Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Where's Dalton?

[Host]

I'm curious, because if you. I mean, you're used to obviously just straight out the utter. Yeah, here's what you think of almond milk. So, okay, so you get a phone. What does that look like? Like, how do you go out and get a phone?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

My first phone, I had a buddy gift.

[Host]

Did you. So you had to sneak it, like, down by the river kind a little bit. Did you keep it at home or.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, when I had it home at the beginning, when I had, like, my parents, they took it away from me, which.

[Co-host 2]

That's a universal thing that happens.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, really?

[Host]

Yeah.

[Co-host 3]

Oh, yeah. Dude, my mom took my phone all

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

the time, but I deserved it.

[Co-host 3]

I was being bad.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, man, we just got spankies when we were bad.

[Host]

Really?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. Spoon, wooden spoon, leather strap.

[Co-host 3]

What's something you did to be bad? You remember one?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like, mouthing back to mom was one of them.

[Host]

I think that'll get you.

[Co-host 3]

You ever get that?

[Host]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host 3]

Oh, soap in the mouth.

[Host]

Yeah. No, you don't want to, but when you're bad. My dad's sitting back there laughing, thinking about it. He's. He's like, can we still run that? Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

You put soap in his mouth?

[Co-host 1]

Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Really? I want to try something.

[Host]

They were doing, like, okay, we'll get some soap. Hey, Jack, grab some soap too.

[Co-host 2]

Just take a bite.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I had a bite of crayon earlier today.

[Host]

A couple guys on the team have been eating grands or what?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, like, we were at the gas station, so we got some Dr. Pepper and I saw some crayons.

[Co-host 1]

I was like, they look good.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Host]

Yeah, they do make those things look wasted appetizers.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

They do, yeah.

[Co-host 1]

Actually a problem.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Brayden here told me, like, the blue ones taste like circles.

[Host]

Really?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Host]

You know, that's.

[Co-host 1]

That was my next question. So how do you know these fellows back here?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

So, Keegan, right here, I met him at, like, a. Like a birthday event thing, and then we've been buddies ever since. This was like seven months ago, I think, really? I've known him and he, like, if I need to go somewhere, he, like, picks me up, takes me places.

[Host]

He rolls, call on all the local Teslas.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

That's what that is.

[Host]

That's your other buddy? His buddy rolled coal on Ken when they were rolling into town, not even knowing that it was Ken on a window. Oh, they didn't know. They showed up. They showed up, drove by Ken in his cyber truck and just dumped a load of coal on him.

[Co-host 4]

Windows fully down, just enjoying the weather.

[Co-host 1]

That's funny. That's funny, dude.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I didn't even see the girl outfit.

[Co-host 4]

Oh, I. I changed.

[Co-host 1]

He identifies.

[Host]

Okay, so.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Really?

[Host]

Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Wow.

[Host]

Well, yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like, no offense, though.

[Co-host 1]

Too much attention to it, but it's his choice.

[Host]

Okay, so you get a phone.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Host]

You're sneaking it.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Host]

Do you download Instagram? Do you download YouTube? Like, what's, like, the first things you do when you get this phone, Hear about it.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

The phones?

[Host]

Well, no, like, the app. Like, what to get?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Well, I. I've seen, like. Like sometimes English people that are, like, not Amish, like, showed us things on corrupted you one Thing. If you're ever on the group of Amish kids, pull out your phone, and all of a sudden you'll be surrounded by him. Because that's what I used to do to my cousin. Like, he's. He's completely, like, English because. So his parents found out they were having him, so they, like, left Amish, really? So. So he's, like, completely English, and he's my double cousin. Have you ever heard of that?

[Co-host 1]

No. What's that mean?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I mean, basically siblings marrying each other, but it's not like that. It's like two families than crisscross applesauce marrying to each other. Brother and sister from this family and brother and sister from that friend.

[Host]

Interesting. Wow.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, it's not like the incest stuff. We don't do. That stuff is.

[Host]

So you download YouTube. How do you come across Seaboise?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

It just popped up and you were like.

[Host]

Yeah, like this.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like, the cars. Like, I don't know, for some reason, like, cars, tractors, semis. Like, those always, like, fascinated me because at school we used to get those catalogs that. Where they sell, like, large equipment trucks and stuff like that, bring that to school, and then draw a semi at school or a car. One thing we're not allowed to do at school is, like, drive, draw people. For some reason, like, one time I was kind of mad at my teacher, so I, like, drew. Drew, like, a person on a boat. I don't know how, but teacher found out somehow, and then she got mad at me, then told me to erase it.

[Host]

Like, why?

[Co-host 2]

Why?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

To be honest, I'm not exactly sure, but I think it's, like. So it doesn't, like, lead to, like. All of a sudden you like, drawing, like, weird stuff. I think it's almost, like, forbidden to draw it.

[Co-host 3]

Did you just draw your teacher really fat and that's.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, it was a dude on the boat. And then she told me to erase it, but I was like, man, I don't want to erase this. I did pretty good on this dude right here. So I, like, went over it a couple times before I erased it, so it was still there when I erase it.

[Co-host 2]

So, like, phones aside, are there photos. Is there any photography, any illustrations that exist of, like, elders or any photos?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I know my parents, they have, like, some printed pictures. I.

[Co-host 2]

Okay.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I think. I don't know, like, who took them and stuff. Like, there are some of those. I know my parents, like, keep them locked up in the same.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah, it's. Yeah. I mean, I. I know Amish people don't like to be Photographed or exactly, necessarily approve of it. But it is cool to have a photo of yourself.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, it is. It is pretty neat to have, like. Because sometimes, like, I, like when I was younger, there are people taking pictures of me. Then I got to see how. How I looked when I was younger.

[Host]

Do you guys not have mirrors?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, we have mirrors, but, like, when you're young, you don't remember how you looked.

[Co-host 3]

Oh, so now you got whole vlogs, right? Whole vlogs.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Imagine what my. Let's say I go, like. Like, I joined a church and, like, don't do this stuff anymore. Imagine what my kids will think.

[Host]

Yeah, well, they want 20 years, we always say.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

What do you mean, too?

[Host]

I mean, your kids won't see it until they're old enough. Like, you want Rum Springer.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. Unless someone will show them. They're like, dad, what were you doing?

[Host]

Oh, so do you feel like that's going to be tough then to, like, hold like, a standard in the family of, like, following the rules?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

To be honest, I don't know. Like, I definitely have gotten smart looks because, like, I do it here and there. But, like, all I care about is if I have fun and, like.

[Host]

Right.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

We'll worry about that stuff later.

[Host]

Yeah, man, you're living the most of of your Rum Springer, that's for sure. And do your. The rest of your friends that are on Rum Springer, do they want to join you on all these things that you're doing?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, I've invited them a couple times to come.

[Host]

And do they come?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yep. Nice.

[Host]

I wish they would have came today. You said they were going to come,

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

but one of my buddies, the one that watched you a lot, I told him, hey, I might, if I ever go, come up here, I want to bring you with. I know you. I know you like watching them. And then he was like, man, that'd be a lot of fun. So then I called him. Apparently he's joining the church. And then he had something else going on this weekend, like he had to help somewhere, so. And then I called my other Amish buddy. He had the same thing.

[Host]

Really?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yep.

[Host]

So they're kind of dropping. Your Amish buddies are all exiting Rum Springer?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, the other Amish buddy that I called, he. He's not like, he's kind of wild, too.

[Host]

Oh, really?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

He's the kid that went with me skydiving. Oh.

[Co-host 1]

What do your parents think about all this?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't. They don't. They don't really like it.

[Co-host 1]

They don't like that you're on this Podcast probably talking right now.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

They just don't like the idea of, like, me doing all this stuff.

[Host]

Yeah, like the crazy stuff or more

[Co-host 1]

so just like, the just being out here and being out in the world, you know?

[Co-host 2]

Well, yeah, there's one thing to go out there, and then there's another thing to do what you're doing. I'm not saying it's any worse. It's just you're. You're really putting yourself out there.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, like, I don't think I can, like, realize how, like, big I'm doing it Just.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, you're pretty big, man. There's no doubt.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I'm not fat, though. I'm trying to gain weight, though. How much do you. How much.

[Co-host 2]

How much are you? A buck 30.

[Host]

Wet?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Pretty much. Yeah. I'm like 130.

[Co-host 2]

130.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I wish I was, like, 145.

[Co-host 3]

That brings up a good question, though. How'd you get so good at social media? Like, dude, you could have went on Theo and then disappeared again. But, like, you're pretty dang good at

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

it, to be honest. I don't even know you.

[Co-host 3]

Don't even care.

[Co-host 1]

You're just doing natural.

[Host]

Yeah, you're a natural. Yeah, some people got it.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know. Like, I think I've been told I am a fast learner when I. When it comes to doing things, because I see what other people are doing, like, try to mimic exactly what they're doing.

[Host]

Yeah, that's the easiest way to figure things out.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I was trying to watch Mike over here, trying to watch how he does

[Co-host 2]

it, but you did pretty good. I know you fell, but you did pretty good.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, you did okay. I don't know. I didn't make it. So.

[Host]

Dude, we need to get you a pair of DCs.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

What's that?

[Co-host 1]

It might have been his actual issue.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 3]

What are you rocking for footwear here?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

They're like oboes, like, hiking shoes.

[Host]

Are you able to.

[Co-host 1]

Able to accept gifts? Yeah, we should get them a pair of Brunts.

[Co-host 2]

No, that'd be awesome.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. Brunt sent me a pair of boots.

[Co-host 1]

They're already ahead of us.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

So you are. You are able to accept gifts?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

Okay, cool.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

So I remember, like, sometimes there's an English. One of my dad's buddies. It was like, he came around Christmas and he gave us, like, some stuff, like candy, all kinds of good stuff. That was always, like, a happy time.

[Co-host 1]

All right, well, we. We might have a gift for you later today, so.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

What kind?

[Co-host 1]

Can't tell you, but make sure that you can accept gifts.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, yeah.

[Host]

You were very excited when I told you that we were giving you a gift.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I was, yeah.

[Host]

And most people are excited. Maybe I'm just tainted by a couple of my friends reactions to receiving gifts.

[Co-host 1]

Just two of them.

[Host]

But, you know, a lot of people, Most people are excited when they get gifts, but.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Dude, how's that truck treating you? Good.

[Host]

Cheeto truck.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah.

[Host]

Yeah. What do you think of that? You would rather had munchies, though.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, I like munchies.

[Host]

Wrap.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, they're pretty good.

[Host]

He sees Evan's Cheeto dirt bike and he goes, that guy just loves Cheetos, huh? I go, oh, he loves them. I go. And then he goes, more of a munchies guy. Yeah.

[Co-host 2]

Which has cheetos in it.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, yeah. Just a little. Yeah, I like a little bit of it.

[Host]

What's. What's like, the most eye opening thing that you have experienced as far as just like, you saw it, couldn't believe it, and you were like, this is messed up. Like, something that you saw, and you were like, yeah, I'm ready to go back.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know if I want to say it, mate. Should I say it?

[Host]

Say it?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, I think you gotta, you know, like lgbtq. I was like, the surprising part. I'd say, like, very, very surprising to me. Ken, can we say that?

[Co-host 4]

Look at me.

[Host]

Look at spinny.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, wait. Sorry.

[Co-host 1]

It's okay.

[Host]

It's okay.

[Co-host 1]

He's used to it.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

But, like, it's definitely like what all. Like, what some people do. Like, almost wearing no clothes sometimes. Like, I've never seen my mom wear anything else. Anything else other than a dress.

[Co-host 1]

So what do they do when they go. They can't go swimming then, huh?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like, the girls, they rarely ever go swimming. Well, like, I got swim trunks now. Me and my buddies got swim chunks.

[Co-host 1]

There you go.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Go down in the. A nice little hole in this creek that we go into and swim there. Dude.

[Host]

I will say this about the Amish clothes.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Host]

Oh, it's so free. Like, it's so, like, it's just, like, loose and it breathes up from the

[Co-host 1]

sun so you don't get sunburned. It's actually. It's really dialed. You guys know what you're doing? There's no doubt about that.

[Co-host 2]

What was the name?

[Host]

So, yeah, explain this to me.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like, like, these are looking. I've never seen pants.

[Host]

Dress pants.

[Co-host 3]

I think they're. They're like steampunk pants.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, yeah. I don't know.

[Co-host 3]

I think we were just Doing our best. This is the best Amazon had to offer.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Okay. Because I've never seen pants like that. You button it right?

[Co-host 2]

Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know if you buttoned it right.

[Co-host 3]

What do you think of the fish?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

It looks good, I think. Thank you. Like, it looks more like old order Amish. Like old order actually. Like, more modern than Swartz and Trooper. Yeah.

[Co-host 2]

You knew your stuff because this was a Mennonite hat.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, no, like, that's one thing. Like, when I see a certain type of Amish, I can. Like there's so many different communities, so many different rules. It's. It's impossible to keep even track of them. But like, like the clothes, you can pretty much always like. Yep, that's either Mennonite or. I mean, that does almost look like a New Order Amishat. But I mean, it could be Mennonite.

[Host]

All right, here we go. We got milk.

[Co-host 1]

All right. Almond and oat.

[Host]

Dude, we're gonna do a little. Little milk test here. Timmy was telling us that one of the biggest eye opening things once he started seeing what the civilization was doing out here was the milk that we were drinking. And so we asked if you drank silk almond milk, and then we got oak milk. First time.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oak milk? What is that?

[Host]

Like, you're about to find out.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Are you guys okay?

[Co-host 3]

50 more calcium?

[Co-host 2]

No, I don't drink that stuff.

[Co-host 1]

I actually like almond milk.

[Host]

It's.

[Co-host 1]

Everyone's gonna call me a but.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Okay, it's good. But that's maybe why.

[Co-host 1]

Shake it up, man. Make sure you shake it up.

[Co-host 4]

You know, some people have to drink that because they're lactose intolerant.

[Host]

Some people.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

You're not.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah, Ken's not.

[Co-host 4]

I am.

[Co-host 1]

Ken's supposed to drink it, but he doesn't. So instead he goes to the bathroom.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

He can't tolerate it.

[Co-host 1]

Do you think it's normal for a guy to have to go to the bathroom three times a day?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

You have to go to the bathroom.

[Co-host 1]

Number two. Number two.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

My mom always told me it's a good thing, like, if you go once a day, but you save toilet paper if you skip a day.

[Co-host 2]

Evan and Ken could never save toilet paper.

[Co-host 4]

Two a day minimum.

[Host]

Two rules.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No,

[Co-host 3]

I think he's just looking for an excuse to get out of work. He just scurries off to the bathroom,

[Co-host 1]

just sits on his phone.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Does he build houses too, or no?

[Co-host 1]

No, thank God he doesn't build houses.

[Host]

All right, buddy, this is almond milk.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Almond milk.

[Host]

And don't ask how they get milk out of almonds.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Smells A little bit like almond, too, I think.

[Co-host 2]

Is it usually sweeter?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Tastes like cereal milk. Yeah, right.

[Co-host 2]

It's like.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

It is almost, like, too sweet. So I just chuck it all.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, just take it in. Take it and enjoy it. Just see, you know, switched around. It's a thirsty guy.

[Co-host 2]

Down the hatch.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Tastes like cereal. I like raw meal better.

[Host]

Okay, well, hold on now. We got.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, we got another one.

[Host]

Yeah, yeah, we got oat milk. This one's okay.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

What's this cereal? Another.

[Co-host 2]

It's gonna taste similar to cereal milk.

[Host]

You can use both of these in cereal.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, man. I. I don't know. That sounds like a recipe for disaster. Oh, and diabetes.

[Host]

That's true.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

That's bad.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Co-host 3]

Oat milk is not good.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Tastes like oats.

[Host]

Yeah, that's what it is. That would make sense.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

It tastes like. Yeah, it just tastes like oats, but it's milk.

[Co-host 2]

Let me get a taste of this. I really. I've never had oat milk.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

You want to taste?

[Host]

Yeah. All right. See what Mike thinks here.

[Co-host 2]

Oh, it tastes like peanut butter.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know if it's.

[Co-host 2]

It's got, like, a peanut buttery taste,

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

like oats, I think.

[Co-host 1]

So are you eating cereal when you're in the community?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, we've seen.

[Co-host 1]

You guys can eat, like, Lucky Charms if you wanted.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, lucky. I used to love Lucky Charms. Really?

[Co-host 1]

So you guys can eat stuff like

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

that, and now we have stuff like that. Like, my mom goes to, like, Walmart and all these, like, once every two months.

[Co-host 1]

Once every two months.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

So she's loading up shop.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Sometimes it's almost two shopping carts, but most times it's just one. But, dude, that used to be so much fun. Going to the grocery store. Yeah, it was like a treat. You could look at all the toys.

[Co-host 1]

What about the mall? I always see people at West Acres Mall.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh. Like, I was. The first mall I was at was, like, nine months ago, I think. Something like that.

[Host]

Going to your first mall?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yep, going to my first mall.

[Host]

What do you think about the hooter rights?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

To be honest, I don't really know much about the Hutterites.

[Host]

Like, that's our local.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

They're hunter rights.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah. So I've been there a handful of times, and it is interesting because they. They do use electricity.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Okay.

[Co-host 2]

And, like, they. So they'll use their money that they make building buildings and stuff and selling meat and cheese. And I saw they have this insane facility to milk cows. Like, state of the art, which I just couldn't believe. And they I don't know how that works.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Do they pool their money? Because I've heard they might pool them.

[Co-host 2]

I think so.

[Host]

I think they do, right? Yeah, they do.

[Co-host 2]

So, you know, these insane, like the concrete buildings they build, they use some pretty crazy equipment to do so.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Host]

The reason I ask about them is on this pod before we had my grandpa Ron on and he, he used to like work with the hodoroids and like sell them clothes, I think, and. Or sell them material to build clothes. And he said that when he was there they had like this huge feast for him where they all came together and they, you know, all the wives made food and kind of did like a buffet style feast and then they had wine. Yeah, he said he got pretty toasted off the wine. Pretty strong apparently.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, I don't know, maybe.

[Host]

But he said it was like the best food he's ever had.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh yeah. Like homemade food, like made by my mom, grandma. Like nothing be said. Another thing, when I was younger, like going to McDonald's, that was like a big treat. But now I've been there a couple times, I don't really like it.

[Co-host 2]

Pretty crappy food. Yeah, it's not good for you.

[Co-host 1]

Especially if you're going from eating like real food. Like.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

What you're used to that. You're like.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, it's just, it's not very good.

[Co-host 2]

What was. What's that dish with like milk and the bread and the meat on top?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Don't put bread in there. No.

[Co-host 2]

Oh, yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

You.

[Co-host 2]

You don't like it?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No. Bread. Like, I know some people don't like. Some Amish do that. Like put the bread in there. But it's.

[Co-host 2]

What's it called?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Coffee soup. Coffee soup, yeah. My mom, it's kind of like that, but it doesn't really have like coffee taste to it. It's like something you get from Starbucks, I think. I don't know.

[Co-host 2]

I watched a Amish girl on TikTok make it. I don't know how that works, but she just sprinkled a little bit of instant coffee, like the smallest amount, just

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

like a teaspoon to like a quart

[Co-host 2]

in the warm milk.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yep. Because you have to have the milk warm sort of.

[Co-host 2]

And then a slap of meat in there.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

That's for like later. So you prepare the milk, you put sugar, instant coffee in there. And then after that you put it on the table and then you have your separate pot with meat in there. And then you pour the milk or the coffee soup into like a plate or bowl and then you Crunch up crackers in there until that the cracker is all soggy and it soaks up most of the milk and you put meat on top. CJ's liking it.

[Co-host 2]

Sounds good.

[Co-host 1]

I would love it.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I.

[Co-host 2]

Ever since I saw it, I wanted to try it.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No. Dude, do you know that that's actually my first cousin that you're talking about?

[Co-host 2]

Really?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Really? Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

Wow.

[Co-host 3]

So she's on Tick Tock too?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

She's examish. Yeah.

[Co-host 2]

Okay.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. So. But she like wears. Yeah, she was dressed.

[Host]

Yeah, it runs blood.

[Co-host 1]

Runs in the blood.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I know. And then naturals. I'm like my mom's cussant. He's also got like 200000 or so on tick Tock.

[Host]

Wow.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. That's crazy too. So.

[Co-host 1]

I don't know how it shows, man. Some people are just natural.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. I don't know how it works. We never really. Never really talked to each other about social media ever.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah, right.

[Co-host 1]

So Runs in the Blood.

[Co-host 3]

So you've seen each other since like.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, I was. I. I visited her like earlier.

[Co-host 1]

You still stay in contact, huh?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yep.

[Host]

And.

[Co-host 1]

And they're not. It's not like we can't talk to you, you. Because your ex, obviously.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, no. I don't look at it that way.

[Co-host 1]

That's cool.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

So like, if you at the end of Rum Springer decide, I'm gonna go out here and try doing something new.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

Are you gonna be able to talk to your family still?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

My. My parents will let me like that. That's another thing where it varies in the parents. Like my dad's side, they're way better now actually. But they're still a little bit iffy about their kids coming home that have left Amish, so. But like on my mom's side, they were like that too in the beginning, but then they came around too and they're. Now we have like family reunions. Like all the family comes down to their place for like Christmas or Thanksgiving. It varies a lot on the family. Like that's. That's a big part.

[Co-host 1]

What do you think? Would we be able to come to the colony and would we be able to film a video there? Or would that be a no go?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like. No, my parents don't like. Like I film and stuff.

[Co-host 1]

No outside, no. No filming. But we could go there and just check it out sometime.

[Host]

Maybe.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I'd have to talk to my parents now.

[Co-host 1]

That's okay.

[Host]

And can you explain to me like kind of map out what. What your community looks like? Like, are the. All the houses the same like, how close are you to your neighbors? How big of, like, a parcel is, like, the community? Is there, like, a gathering grounds that everyone eats at?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No. Well, I've noticed a lot of people think, like, damage communities are like, this one big block now. Some are, but, like, most of them are just scattered among, like, regular people. Oh. So, yeah. Like, our closest neighbors are, like, English.

[Co-host 2]

Oh, okay.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

So. And then a couple miles down the road, there's.

[Co-host 2]

Interesting.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

My uncle lives there.

[Co-host 2]

And so that is different because, like, the hutterite colony is. It is a colony. It's all on basically one plot of land.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, wow.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. Like, most of the houses, too. Most of them are, like, pretty much the same. Black roofs, white siding, and the inside looks roughly the same, too.

[Host]

Okay, that makes a lot more sense that you would take buggies to school, that it's not like, a community.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. Because most times we actually walk to school because it was just across the field. Oh, yeah. And my dad actually grew up across the field.

[Host]

And you would walk across the field

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

uphill sometimes it was cold. Like, my 11 ear was freezing. I have to cover up like this. Hold on to your hat. Like, going to school.

[Co-host 2]

Oh, yeah. Do you have winter versions of these hats?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Do you have, like, there's wool hats.

[Co-host 2]

Okay.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like. But I don't know. I like wearing stocking caps when it's really cold. Same. Yeah, like, wool hats. But most times I just wore a straw hat. Either that or put, like, a stocking cap on top of your hat. Like, that's kind of more allowed than. Or it used to be. But now, like, a lot of homage. They just were stocking caps in the winter. But I used to be, like, a thing. Like, just put the stocking caps on top of your hat. That was a lot.

[Host]

They were getting too sick. Gotta wear a hat, stay warm so you don't get sick.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, how. Wait, how would that help?

[Host]

Oh, you just contain your heat. Well, I agree. It's a myth.

[Co-host 1]

I think that's a myth. Yeah, I think that's a myth.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, I don't think so. I've got my ears really cold a couple times, and I never got sick.

[Host]

Oh, really?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

He's tougher than the cold.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't like the cold, but if the cold comes for me, I'm ready for it. I've won every time so far.

[Host]

So far, so good.

[Co-host 1]

You ever done those ice plunges when you get in the cold water, like, frozen lake?

[Co-host 2]

No.

[Co-host 1]

It's a good thing you came this time because we would probably be running one otherwise.

[Host]

I mean, that might be what it's like if we go out on the water.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

On the water.

[Host]

Have you ever been on a boat?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I have, yeah.

[Host]

Have you ever surfed?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Nope.

[Co-host 1]

You'd be good at.

[Co-host 2]

I bet you, you would be good at surfing.

[Host]

You'll figure that out real quick.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, cuz Keegan here, he told me to like snowboarding. Oh, nice. That I did decent for like the first time.

[Co-host 2]

So, yeah, I'd say you got the coordination for it. But the water will be cold.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh boy. I mean, it's got to toughen up, I guess.

[Host]

Yeah, it's a good point.

[Co-host 1]

So out of all the people that you've met, not including us. Okay, you know, obviously we just met. This is the first time. We haven't really done much, but who do you think was your favorite to hang out with?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

That's a hard one.

[Co-host 1]

Because you've hung out with a lot of cool people or one that just

[Co-host 2]

really stood out to you.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I'm thinking Danny Duncan. Kind of figured that because I got to chamb a car. I've always, always, always wanted to chamber car. Can we jump a car today? Yes. Yeah, of course. That was so much fun doing that because like, so then sometimes the neighbors would pick us up from school to babysit us. Like they're in English and stuff and they put it in the house, turn on the tv. Duke's a Fassard.

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[Host]

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[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

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[Co-host 3]

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[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

there until our parents, like came home.

[Co-host 1]

Like, that's funny. The English people that are neighbors, yeah, they're just helping out the family. So they come pick you up in a car, bring you to the house, just set you down in front of the tv.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, it was like a. That was like a big treat. Like. Yeah, having them come pick you up. You're like, you get into a car and you guys. Cool. You're a high roller.

[Co-host 2]

Have you ever been in a drift car before?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No.

[Host]

Well, you're not gonna either because mine doesn't run.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, Wait, who was. No, you.

[Co-host 2]

Wait, I'm giving you a ride. Mine. I just gotta bolt my passenger seat down.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Wait, who ran? The hooligan in the tree again.

[Co-host 2]

Oh, that's the hooligan.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Is that how you call it?

[Co-host 1]

Hoonigan?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

What?

[Co-host 1]

Well, it's a. It's a. It's a hoonicorn. But Hoonigan is what's on the Hoonigan.

[Host]

Yeah, we don't need to talk about that. Yeah, you know, blacked out.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Dude, there's. There's a song that they play at weddings that goes like that. To the left. To the left. Yeah.

[Host]

Blacked out. I should have done that. Yeah. To the right. To the right.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, that actually. You were going. To the right. You were doing, actually.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah.

[Host]

Well, you ever just done something and just blacked out and just. It just didn't go well for You

[Co-host 2]

I really hard to make something happen and then it goes all wrong.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. When I wrote the buggy, it was kind of like that.

[Host]

Yeah, yeah. You rolled a buggy. I mean. Yeah, yeah. You know how it goes. You just black out.

[Co-host 2]

The fact that just happened. You rolled a buggy. Is quite crazy.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 2]

I'm sure you're not the only one to do it, but it's not easy to do. It's not a super high speed rig.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No. Like, I mean, you can, if you, like, drift the drawing when the wheels catch you and do that.

[Host]

That doesn't surprise me because I don't trust horses. And then, like, people are always like, no, no, the horses are just fine. You just have to know how to, like, like, handle them. And I'm like, dude, what happens if they get spooked? What happens if the horse blacks out?

[Co-host 1]

Boom.

[Host]

Next thing you know, it rolls your buggy. Like, it happens like horses are.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

It varies on the horrors. And I think, like, it varies on how much trust they have in you too. Because, like, I'm the same way sometimes. Like, some days when I like, man, I wish I wasn't dealing with them. Other days I'm like, man, this is great.

[Co-host 2]

It's like a pet. Do you ever ride the horses?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

We rarely did. Why?

[Co-host 1]

Why is that?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know. Like, I know some other Amish kids did more.

[Co-host 1]

Seems like that's almost a little bit faster. Like, on and off. Not as much to bring around with you.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. But we have a horse right now. I want to train that thing to ride it.

[Host]

That'd be cool.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I kind of want to do it because. See if it bucks.

[Co-host 1]

You're a wild man.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know. I mean, I like doing fun stuff.

[Co-host 1]

You ever rode a bull?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I have, actually. Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

I am not surprised.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Of course, down at Dale Brisby's place.

[Co-host 1]

Oh, how'd it go?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, that was a lot. I forgot about that trip for some reason. That was a lot of fun, too.

[Co-host 1]

Another guy.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

Legend.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

He is a legend. That was a lot of fun to do. I kind of want to get on another one that bucks a little bit more.

[Host]

Oh.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

But I feel like just like the esc or once you're actually there and ready to do it.

[Host]

It's scary, dude. Ryan wrote a bull, and he. The guy before him got knocked out by the bull.

[Co-host 1]

Cold.

[Co-host 2]

Cold.

[Host]

And they had to, like, you know, all operations. Yeah. Broke his collarbone, too. Halt all operations until this dude wakes up. He's laying in the middle, and the guy getting Ryan Ready Was like, all right, you ready? I was like, no.

[Co-host 3]

The ambulance hadn't even shown up yet. For the other guy, they just brought. They just dragged him out of the ring and let him down next to the fence.

[Host]

And the whole time. The whole time they do that, you know, they're putting the strap on these bulls and putting it around their balls,

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

and they just do it around the balls.

[Co-host 2]

I don't think it's just there, like, groin area.

[Host]

Oh, whatever. You know, it's getting them.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know much about rodeo, though,

[Host]

but they were revved up.

[Co-host 2]

Well, I'll teach you about skateboarding. Ken will teach you about rodeo.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Okay. Ken, you know a lot about rodeo.

[Host]

Not enough.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Okay.

[Co-host 4]

Not enough to teach anything, but he learned more.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

These guys. I was at the rodeo with my buddy Tanner. Like, they. They wanted me to pull some ropes or balls. Do you know what that is?

[Co-host 4]

No idea.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

That's basically when. When you're on top of a bowl and that thing that they grab on.

[Host]

Oh, yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

You have to, like. They go like this, and then they. Then you pull it really tight.

[Co-host 4]

Oh, and then they release it, and

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

then they let it buck. Yeah. And then they grab the rope, and then they wrap it around their hand and hold on. Yeah.

[Host]

They go, dude, isn't that insane?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

It is. Yeah.

[Host]

It's crazy, bro. That is the craziest thing that I think any human can do.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

It is definitely, like, I like, what's.

[Host]

What's crazier than hopping on one of those bulls?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Riding bareback bronc? Like, have you ever seen that?

[Host]

All right, well, that might be crazier.

[Co-host 3]

Our buddy Blaine does it.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yes.

[Co-host 3]

Crazy.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

That is crazy. It looks like. It looks so easy, too, but it isn't the way they do it.

[Host]

There's one of those. Once you get there, then it's harder, scarier.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. Because I've seen people do it that are, like, first or second time, it looks like they're like, they're not in the rhythm. They're not doing it right, but it's just way harder to do, dude.

[Host]

I knew a guy that rode a. An elk.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

An elk?

[Host]

Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, man. Like, a pet Alegre just hopped on him.

[Host]

Oh, like a wild elk snuck up on him.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Arrested.

[Co-host 1]

Should have.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Or like, he got fines or something.

[Host]

I don't know. No, not this.

[Co-host 1]

His name.

[Host]

Not this guy. And then I also know a guy that roped a grizzly bear.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, my goodness. That is crazy. How does one do that?

[Host]

Dude, Big balls, indeed.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

You know what? I saw one time? So I saw this Video. I thought it was really funny. This black bear comes up to this guy's tree stand. He starts climbing up to it, and all of a sudden this guy sprays this bear with bear sprained.

[Host]

Oh, yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Bear just bolts down the tree, goes running and goes right into another tree. But you ran head first.

[Co-host 1]

Oh, yeah.

[Host]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. See, now that is what we call blacking out.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, he must have blacked out.

[Host]

That bear blacked out. He ran into a tree. I. I know how it feels. Have you guys seen the video? I don't know if it's like a game warden that captured a bear and went out into the wild to release it, and then he releases it and it runs out like 10 yards, stops, turns around, and then runs back, right back at him.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, I've seen that.

[Host]

Right? Can you pop it up?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, here we go.

[Host]

The driver was good.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, he was all mood.

[Co-host 1]

Holy crap. They weren't planning on that.

[Host]

Yeah, he would have been cut.

[Co-host 1]

That thing was mad. Do you guys hunt?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. Like deer and stuff? Yeah. Really nice, man.

[Co-host 3]

Yeah, that's.

[Host]

What do you got?

[Co-host 2]

Do you use like muzzle loaders or normal guns or archery?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Some do bow hunting, muff loader and also shotgun.

[Co-host 2]

Nice.

[Co-host 4]

Do you have to get like the same kind of licenses or is there some kind of like, exemptions that you don't like? You can just hunt whenever.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, no, no, no, you can't hunt. Whatever that that's called. Doing illegal things.

[Co-host 2]

Poaching.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Poaching. Is that what. I don't even know when you shoot

[Co-host 2]

a deer or whatever out of season.

[Host]

So do you get like. Would you get shunned, like, say you do some illegal poaching and you get in trouble with the local dnr? You get shunned for that within the community?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, no.

[Host]

So, okay, so it's just the community's rules that you get shunned for?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Host]

So it's not actual like breaking the law?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No. Usually if you break a law, it's usually like the cops problem or something.

[Host]

Right. It's not the communities.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No.

[Co-host 3]

Do you have any buddies that have ever went to jail? Amish buddies?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

There's one guy. I don't know if he ever went to jail, but I know he got a minor.

[Co-host 3]

That'll get you.

[Co-host 1]

So is there a drinking age?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No. It's like we have to follow the

[Host]

same rules in the community.

[Co-host 1]

You have to wait till you're 21 to drink.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

You're supposed to.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, but you can.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I feel like everyone in here is guilty of Illegal.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

Oh, 100 Ben's extra gun.

[Host]

Not me.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Not you.

[Host]

I got a minor.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Dang. Yeah, I heard it's a really good idea to like, drive while you're drunk.

[Co-host 4]

Want a free ride to jail?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

You heard wrong.

[Host]

Yeah, yeah. Can you get a DUI in a buggy?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I think you can. I'm not quite sure if you can or not. Like, because my buddy, he was on his. He was on the buggy when he got a minor. But there's. I'm not exactly sure.

[Host]

And so what. And what exactly happened there? Did the cops pull the buggy over and he was drunk in the buggy, but he wasn't the operator?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, like, he. I think he was like on the buggy, but he ran. He ran for the cornfield. But somewhat a cop knew his name because they had an old. They had like something going on, like back and forth, like. Like a weekend before or something.

[Co-host 1]

It must be a slow night if the cops pulling over a buggy.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

For real? Yeah.

[Host]

Was it swerving like that? Seems like it'd be like the horses.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I think it was just loud music.

[Host]

Loud music out of the buggy?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Host]

That's not illegal.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know. The cop must have been either someone reported him or like here and there you have people that even Amish sometimes. Like some obvious report. Like others, it's crazy. But at the end of the day,

[Co-host 2]

it does just depend on the cop because the cop didn't give him a dui. He just gave him a minor.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Minor.

[Host]

Oh, was he the operator? Like, have you ever heard of somebody getting a dui?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Well, he was. He was driving, though. He was driving.

[Host]

So maybe not then.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, but I've been. I heard this one cop say the hardest thing to catch is a drunk Amish dude in a buggy.

[Host]

Why? Just because they'll go anywhere with bugs.

[Co-host 1]

They'll just swerve off into the cornfield.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, Cornfield woods. You can turn.

[Host]

Really? You can't really hit maneuver them.

[Co-host 1]

I mean, I'm sure you could, I guess, but.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah, usually there's no lights.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

There's some.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

But over in Indiana and Ohio and Pennsylvania, I think, like, dude, the Indiana Amish, they got license plates.

[Host]

Huh? Really?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. So now you can get your.

[Host]

Your buggy, like up there. They're hitting them on those registrations.

[Co-host 2]

How to renew my tabs.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. I don't know. Like, our buggies are pretty much the same way they were like 30 years ago. Yeah.

[Host]

Makes sense, I guess. Like, if, you know, an Amish guy goes rogue and drives his buggy through somebody's flower garden and it's like well who was it? Well it was a black buggy. We need a little more description than that, sir.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Playing loud music yeah.

[Co-host 2]

How many horses? One.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

One.

[Host]

And so like if, if you're like high rolling in a, in a buggy, do you then have two horses?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like you can put two horses in one buggy that you need a different like shaft for that. But like two seaters, a lot of two seaters that have like one seat here and then one seat in the back. Like a lot of those times two horses. But you can also do that with one horse.

[Host]

Like have you ever seen like a limo buggy where it's got like multiple rows.

[Co-host 2]

I like where you're going here because

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

that would be, that would be pretty cool. I don't know if we could make it.

[Co-host 2]

We got the three row sedan or

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

we probably could like have they never made that?

[Co-host 1]

Like what's, what is the.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, what you could do get like a. Probably need big horses though. Yeah. Like Clyde Stills. You need harnesses and then you need like a special like base like a stagecoach thing. Like you pretty much have the front end of a stagecoach probably hooked up to your limo. That's what I'm. That's what I would be guessing you would do.

[Host]

So like what do families do that have like 10 kids?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Well, some. There's one family in our community that's 19. Oh, 19.

[Co-host 2]

19 children.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

19.

[Host]

And how many buggies do they have?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know. They must have like that is at least crazy.

[Host]

Well but like how many, how many people can fit in like a buggy? Like you think that they would be like getting like a. Let's get a bigger buggy. A bigger buggy. Like.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, that's really what they do. I mean like if you really pack a buggy you can get four people. But if you like really, really pack it, you can get price six. That's really pushing it.

[Host]

But there's usually just one parties when

[Co-host 3]

you only got one horse and buggy.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. Or you can go on top like you can sit on top of the box buggy.

[Co-host 1]

So they got a pretty big house then to house all these kids or are they just piled on top of each other?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like a lot of them share bets.

[Co-host 1]

Like what Little twin sized beds like Queen.

[Host]

Queen?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I think so. Yeah.

[Host]

And how old would the parents be? Cuz that's busy.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, I mean I think there's a couple. It might be some twins. I'm not, I'm not Entirely. Sure. But like that's, that's starting probably when you're like 20, 21, going till they're like maybe 40.

[Co-host 2]

What's the norm start having.

[Host]

Well, I mean it's only 19 years. A child a year. That's. That's not even.

[Co-host 2]

I mean a couple twins.

[Co-host 1]

How old are the older people in the community? Like is there some people that live till, you know, 90, 95? If they're eating natural and.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

Staying moving.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Well, like dharmish. Like we don't do any like exercise. Like we don't.

[Co-host 1]

You just working? That's your exercise?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yep.

[Host]

You guys don't lift weights?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No.

[Co-host 1]

So like what happens when someone like, like passes. Like what do you guys do for funerals and like burials and stuff like that?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like we wait three days and then there's like a big funeral kind. It's kind of like church, big funeral, everyone. It's been a while since I went to one, but that's good. Yeah. But if I remember right, like there's like a cloth here with like a bench and then the body just lays there and then you walk past the seat and then later they go into a coffin. And then we have our own like cemetery. Cemetery? Yeah. One of my older brother's action there too.

[Co-host 2]

In the cemetery?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. Like he was only alive for like seven months.

[Co-host 2]

Sorry to hear that.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, not seven months. Sorry. Seven hours.

[Co-host 2]

Seven hours.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

He was like born small or something.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah. So that's sad.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I kind of took after him, but.

[Host]

How many siblings do you have?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I have human and then two younger brothers. So it's small family.

[Host]

And how old are they?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

My brother? 14 and 8.

[Host]

So what do they think about you going on this?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know.

[Co-host 2]

Like, you don't know?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

They don't really say too much about it, so.

[Co-host 2]

Okay.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't.

[Host]

They don't ask questions when you get home?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I mean here and there they do, but for the most part.

[Host]

No, really, they're not. Like what's going on in the outside world?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

It's probably because I'm their brother.

[Host]

You think that they would be curious.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, I would think so too.

[Co-host 2]

But maybe they just know not to be. Yeah, I mean, you know, there's. You guys know what you know and don't need to know anymore. And so maybe that's why they're not asking questions.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like I never really questioned much on the outside. Like still to this day I still don't know what questions I asked. Like there's. I just want to like see an experience again. Maybe I'll have questions. Or if I'm doing it, I have questions. Like women going to the beach in their underwear. Yeah. What's going on there?

[Co-host 2]

Yeah, questions.

[Host]

Good question.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

You guys, girlfriends go to like the beach in their underwear?

[Co-host 1]

No, mine's not allowed. Just kidding.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

There you go.

[Host]

Yeah, I guess technically, yeah, you probably think so.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Okay. I have nothing against it. It's just like something new. Oh, another thing is singing in the shower. Like that was a big surprise for me too. I'm at my. One of my English buddies house and all of a sudden I hear tunes from the shower.

[Co-host 2]

It's pretty fun.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

What? That was surprising too. Keegan does it too. Like, I've like.

[Host]

Like the fact of, like, singing is crazy.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't. He wasn't saying.

[Co-host 2]

He's just like playing music, bumping while

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

you're like a lot of the stuff that I see. It's like very surprising. Like, it doesn't bother me.

[Host]

And do you dance?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't. I don't really know how to dance though.

[Host]

Do you want to learn? My fiance is a dance teacher.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

What dances do I know.

[Host]

Do you want to learn? She'll teach you.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Is it ballet?

[Host]

Technically, yes. Yes, it is. But that's not what she'll teach.

[Co-host 3]

Yeah, they'll teach you other moves.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Okay. I heard something about a two step. What's that?

[Host]

Yeah, define two steps. In what context? Did you hear it at a car meet or did you hear it at a wedding?

[Co-host 2]

That's a dance. That's a dance.

[Host]

Yeah, yeah.

[Co-host 1]

Country bars.

[Co-host 3]

Spiny will teach you. He knows.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

There we go.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah, Spinning dance, two steps.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

What do you call him? Spenny.

[Host]

His name is Spencer.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah, he actually didn't like that name, but we just started calling all started calling him that and now it is

[Co-host 1]

stuck forever name around here Y really matter if you like it or not.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

What's my name?

[Co-host 1]

Timmy.

[Co-host 2]

Well, you might end up with a different name by the end of the weekend.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I'm excited to see it.

[Co-host 4]

CJ just acquired a new name.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yep.

[Co-host 1]

Bobby.

[Host]

Bobby? Yeah.

[Co-host 2]

Big Bobby Lotzer.

[Host]

Big Bobby Lots Are he. Well, he owns a buffalo farm.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

You do?

[Co-host 1]

500 head.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Dang, that's pretty cool.

[Co-host 1]

Just kidding. That's my alter ego.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I want to hunt your buffalo. Are they buffalo or are they bison?

[Co-host 1]

I was just kidding. But you know Bobby, he's more of

[Host]

a, I don't know, figment of his imagination.

[Co-host 1]

Oh, But Bobby has 500 buffalo.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, what else does Bobby have?

[Co-host 1]

A lot of money, cool cowboy hat,

[Host]

and he doesn't need to say much.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, he doesn't say anything.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Okay. That's.

[Host]

His actions speak louder than words.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, that's a good thing. I'm ready to see Bobby.

[Co-host 1]

Oh, we'll see.

[Host]

Yeah, Bobby will be out.

[Co-host 1]

Bobby might show up. He's a lot.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, is that Bobby?

[Co-host 3]

So it is Friday night.

[Co-host 2]

Gosh, yeah. Dude, I'm so excited for your birthday siege.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

Are you gonna come to my birthday party?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

When's your birthday party?

[Co-host 1]

Today.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

You're having a birthday party?

[Co-host 1]

I mean, not much of a party, but we were maybe gonna go get pizza and have a beer. You can have the pizza. You're not old enough for a beer.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

But I'm not old enough for a lot of things.

[Co-host 1]

That's that. You know what? If you want a beer, you can have one.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I'll think about it.

[Co-host 1]

All right. Yeah, fair enough.

[Host]

Well, is there anything that you. You want to experience while you're here?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Anything that goes up in the air has wheels.

[Host]

Okay.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Dirt.

[Host]

We can make that happen.

[Co-host 2]

Jump a car.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Jump. That's what I want to do.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Jump a car.

[Host]

All right. We will make that happen.

[Co-host 1]

Let's do it.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

All right. Dude, I'm excited.

[Host]

Dude, I'm excited that you're here.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, my goodness.

[Co-host 2]

It's been a long time coming.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

It's been a long time coming. I've been seeing some fans who are like. Like, hey, you gotta go to the sea, boy.

[Co-host 2]

We've gotten lots and lots of messages,

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

which is really crazy because, I don't know. I don't feel like anything special. I'm just another guy.

[Co-host 2]

I mean, you are special, but it is. It's like a homecoming, you know, you just being a Minnesota boy and us as well.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

The only sad thing is we live, like, so far, kind of opposite.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah.

[Co-host 3]

Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

So maybe I need to move up here.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, we'll get you a spot anytime you want.

[Co-host 3]

We got some land in the back. You could throw up a barn.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host 2]

I mean, he could probably just build his own house.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Probably could. Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

He's just staying here for a couple days. I'll just bring some wood, build my own place.

[Host]

Have you seen the one guy on TikTok? I'm pretty sure he's Amish, but his whole shtick is, like, doing things wrong. But he's, like, super jacked. So he'll be, like, up on the roof barefoot, and then he'll be, like, holding on to the roof with his toes. Oh, he's not Amish.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No. I've always wondered. I've seen those Guys like their action.

[Host]

In his hand with nail gun.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Host]

What? Not on this. I don't believe.

[Co-host 1]

No, he's just.

[Co-host 2]

I've said he's shooting himself.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, he's like always pulling stuff and just shaking.

[Host]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Co-host 2]

I have seen it.

[Host]

Yeah. Can you pop him up? Yeah, just look up. Shaky construction guy.

[Co-host 3]

Shaky carpenter dude. God bless.

[Co-host 1]

Tick tock.

[Co-host 3]

First thing that came up.

[Co-host 1]

Dude, Amish, man.

[Host]

I don't know. He's kind of got Amish vibe, right?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

No, he's got like. He's got like an accent. Like.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah, he does have an accent.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like, it don't look like that, but I don't.

[Co-host 1]

Just showing you how to fucking do certain things.

[Host]

What?

[Co-host 1]

No.

[Host]

Cj.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, he just does stuff extremely wrong. Like. But it's funny though. See this problem right here?

[Host]

Definitely not Amish.

[Co-host 3]

No, bro, he's wearing a chain.

[Host]

Oh, can Amish not wear chains?

[Co-host 1]

No, he's just gonna suck it into

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

the border just like that.

[Co-host 1]

Boom.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like he's got that like almost Amish accent. But I don't. I do not know like if he's ex Amish or. I mean, I would not be surprised, but I have no idea. Like, usually you can tell. I cannot tell, dude.

[Host]

I'm just so fascinated by this guy. He's like all my feed has been for a while, you know, like, what's your algorithm look like?

[Co-host 3]

What are you doom scrolling to?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Just random stuff. I don't even know. Just like.

[Host]

Like what's. What's on if. If you go to like your for you page, like what's popping up? Or if you go on your search on Instagram, like, what?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Just people doing crazy stuff with cars, I think like just in a pretty similar.

[Co-host 4]

You're seeing like the Russian guy that does.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Host]

Oh, yeah, that guy.

[Co-host 2]

Crazy.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, he is. Yeah. I follow one of them and then you follow me back. I was like, that's pretty deep. Because it's crazy.

[Co-host 1]

It seems like, you know, obviously I want to ask you, do you have any dreams and aspirations? And obviously your biggest one seems to be you want to jump a car. I've managed to pull that from this conversation. What else do you like want to do?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

To be honest? Like. Like, I don't know what I want to do. Until.

[Co-host 2]

Until it comes your way.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Until it comes my way.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like another thing. Like, I like, I wanna, I think have a big family and be able to provide for them, like doing this stuff. Like, I do it for fun. Like, that's main reason why I do it. Yeah.

[Co-host 2]

Having a family is the ultimate goal.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Co-host 2]

That's how you get really rich.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

If she doesn't divorce you and take half. Yes, dude. That's another thing I've realized, like, there's so many kids, like, their parents are divorced. It was. It surprised me, like, how many.

[Host]

Yeah, that's not. That's not. Like, people don't get divorced rarely ever.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like, I know of one person ever.

[Co-host 1]

Gavin just got married in Vegas. He got married?

[Host]

Yeah.

[Co-host 1]

You saw it? Yeah.

[Host]

You know what his first question was?

[Co-host 1]

Are they still together?

[Host]

Yes. And did he have her sign a prenup?

[Co-host 1]

So you know what a prenup is?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Not really, no. I just heard of it, like, I think. Do you. You explained to me a little bit. It's like, basically, she can't take it.

[Co-host 1]

Protects your assets that you had prior to the marriage.

[Host]

And then he said, well, why wouldn't every woman just want to sign that? We're like, well, yeah, some don't look at it, like, that way. And then he goes. So it's more of, like, a business contract in their eyes or what?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

The way I grew up was like, if you marry, like, you stay together.

[Host]

Yeah. I think.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Host]

I think that's kind of just with time. Like, that's just changed with just, like, the stats.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. But I don't.

[Host]

Just don't look at it quite the same.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Things like, that always surprised me, but, like, I guess that's how it is, and you can't really do anything about it.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah.

[Host]

That had to have been, like, a huge awakening of, like. What? Hold on. What do you mean? Your parents are divorced.

[Co-host 3]

What's five qualities you'd look for in a. In a lady if you were gonna start dating?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Want a family, Know how to cook, how to clean, Sense of humor. Sense of humor. Definitely a good personality. And probably good looks, too.

[Co-host 1]

Good looks. There you go.

[Host]

All right.

[Co-host 1]

It's a perfect gal. Yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. Do you know where you find those?

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, you just. You'll just keep looking. You'll find some.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Okay. I mean, you guys probably have, so.

[Co-host 1]

We do. Yeah, we do.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Host]

Yeah. We're pretty lucky. We. We. We all got girls, but good. Yep.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

They're two now.

[Host]

Gavin, too.

[Co-host 1]

Gavin's married.

[Host]

We helped Gavin meet his. Well, now ex girlfriend, which doesn't look good on our. On our stats, but we could help you, maybe. Would you want help?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know. I like going out in the jungle by myself.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, you wouldn't really like it if we set up, like, a speed dating thing. And had, like, I mean, say, five girls.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I mean, I have done one of those.

[Host]

Oh, really?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

But it's like. I don't know. It just feels weird, like, talking to all of them at the same time.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah.

[Host]

Where did you do that?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Zach Justice.

[Co-host 2]

That's just right.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 2]

I forgot that you met.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Dude, I. I forgot, too.

[Co-host 3]

There's so many connections for you. Let me see.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I gotta memorize to, like, nicknames. It was Floaty, Goth girl, Jamaican girl, doggy girl, another doggy girl, and then. No, no, not two doggy girls. Two Jamaican girls. Oh, and then there's one redhead.

[Co-host 1]

Why'd you call her doggy Girl?

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

She was like, yeah, if you want to be my boyfriend, I, like, tie you down like a dog and, like, put you on a leash.

[Host]

Oh, geez. That had to have been like. All right, well, next.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 2]

How did the floaty girl get her name?

[Co-host 1]

Can't swim.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

More buoyancy.

[Co-host 4]

She's got some good life preservers.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yep, you could say that. But I didn't give her that name. It was a fact. I give.

[Co-host 3]

I think we could do better. We could find you better girls.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Okay.

[Co-host 3]

As I'm scrubbing through this video here, quickly.

[Co-host 2]

Russian girl.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

And she made. She was talking about, like. It almost sounded like bush, but there's, like, a rolled R somewhere in there. It's like a Russian soup or something. Okay. Russians are pretty cool, too. Oh, yeah. Have you seen that one guy? You know who I'm talking about? That one guy. That's the craziest stuff with the chimba. I'm. I don't know how to say his name, but he's jumps off.

[Host]

He does every crazy thing.

[Co-host 1]

He's, like the biggest stunt man alive right now.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

He goes through pipes. He doesn't.

[Host]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Co-host 1]

Going 100 mile an hour, stand on the roof, jump, go through a pipe, land back on the roof of the car.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

But my question is, how. How does. How does he afford, like, all these vehicles?

[Co-host 2]

That's.

[Host]

Dude, I don't know. I was wondering the same thing.

[Co-host 1]

He'll get, like, a G wagon and

[Host]

just, like, jump it up and jump it. Or you see. You see the video of, like. Like, when he dug the hole, put a BMW in it, and then just filled it in with concrete.

[Co-host 1]

This guy is probably the greatest stuntman alive.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah. It's crazy.

[Co-host 1]

I've seen possibly ever greatest this type of stuff.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Dude.

[Co-host 2]

I agree.

[Co-host 3]

When he jumps through.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah.

[Co-host 2]

And doesn't make it.

[Host]

Dude.

[Co-host 1]

He's always okay.

[Host]

We should fly him out for Octane Fest and Have him do one of his like tube stunts or.

[Co-host 2]

I love this one, dude.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

But the thing is how does he like, where does the money come to do this?

[Co-host 1]

I bet you the Russian people just.

[Co-host 2]

They come together. No, he jumped out.

[Host]

He probably would have been though.

[Co-host 1]

He probably wanted to be probably funding them. This is just so famous. They're just like, you know what you're.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

This guy's got like all kinds of expensive cars. Yeah.

[Co-host 2]

You know when he. Yeah, when he does stuff with the old cars.

[Host]

I get it.

[Co-host 2]

You just gotta have big balls. But then he shows up with a hundred thousand dollar car and then covers in concrete.

[Co-host 4]

Maybe that's where all the stolen cars go.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Maybe his homies over here sneaking cars.

[Co-host 3]

Maybe we see Ben's car show up.

[Host]

Yeah, I got what I'm looking for. So we'll see if that shows up here.

[Co-host 2]

That's crazy.

[Host]

Out of all the things you could do, that just seems like such a waste.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, I don't think he has a YouTube channel either.

[Co-host 3]

No, I think it's all Instagram with

[Co-host 1]

this stuff on YouTube.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh really?

[Co-host 1]

I mean stunts are too dangerous. Dude's a lunatic.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

On Whistling Diesel. Yeah.

[Co-host 3]

Have you seen our. Our truck jump? You keep talking about jumping cars.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I saw like a clip of that.

[Co-host 3]

Yeah, your extra.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, that was crazy. Oh, another drink. Another thing I really want to do is like drive like some supercar.

[Host]

Oh yeah, we'll make that happen.

[Co-host 2]

That happen.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh my goodness. That was. That looks so much fun.

[Host]

It's a big jump, dude. I don't know if we can run it back quite like that. No, but I feel like ev. You gotta give them a ride in the TRX around the track. Yeah. Just hit a bowl, I think. Hit a couple little ones. Yeah, Nothing crazy like that, but drift ball.

[Co-host 1]

That's a stickler.

[Co-host 2]

Rear suspension.

[Co-host 3]

I think it's fixed, but it's broken.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like even if it's like a really like, like. Yeah, just I don't care. Like anything with four wheels. Yeah, that can.

[Co-host 2]

We'll get.

[Co-host 1]

Not really into two or three though.

[Co-host 2]

Yeah, we'll get.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I don't know about three, but I. I want to try. Two or two wheels is pretty inefficient

[Co-host 1]

most of the time but some of our friends think that they're.

[Host]

That's optimal. Yeah, three is right in the pocket.

[Co-host 1]

Pretty inefficient. You normally want two or four.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, anything that has wheels and chum. That'd be fun to do.

[Host]

Yo, we gotta pull out the dirt bike. The three person dirt bike. Oh, that would be perfect.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, yeah.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Dang.

[Co-host 1]

You could be in the middle.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Okay.

[Co-host 1]

Just along for the ride.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

More protection right there.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, well, depends who you got driving, but.

[Host]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, we got. We got all kinds of stuff, but. All right.

[Co-host 1]

We should eat lunch and get to doing some fun stuff.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host 1]

Thank you, Timmy, for sitting down and answering all our questions. We really appreciate it, and we're happy to have you out here. If you guys haven't already. Follow Timmy on YouTube, Instagram, the Amish dude. Anywhere else. Tick tock.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Like, I'm everywhere, but only fans. Like, I say all of that stuff. Like no at names on Instagram. She's Amish dude.

[Co-host 1]

All right. Amish dude. Sounds good.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

We go.

[Co-host 2]

Thank you, Timmy.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Thank you, bro.

[Host]

So proud of you, too. So happy for you, for real.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

I appreciate it.

[Host]

I mean, you're on a generational run.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

It. It's made my day and to come here. And another thing that makes my day is always, like, bringing some of my buddies, like Mason, Keegan, and then Braden.

[Co-host 1]

You guys are always welcome here.

[Timmy (The Amish Dude)]

Yeah, I appreciate that. It means a lot.

[Co-host 2]

Heck, yeah. Let's go have some fun.

[Co-host 1]

Yeah, you.

[Host]

Let's get it.