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Gabby (Podcast Host)
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Okay. You probably know what we're talking about today. Today, the topic on everyone's lips, on everyone's brains, the great divide of the super bowl halftime shows. Nothing has ever been exemplified more than the difference between political values like a Super bowl halftime show. This country has a special way of politicizing every single thing, don't they? I will not claim this country. But don't they? Well, maybe just. Maybe just Erica Kirk. For she is the number one perp and public enemy number one. The most famous woman in the world right now by writing on her late husband's cold, dead, lifeless, bloodless, veinless coattails and making money off his slang jugular. How does that sound? It doesn't sound good. Were you always jealous of his attention, Erica? Or maybe you're just a staunch capitalist that cannot control her, wants her won'ts W o n t s proclivities of sorts. And you know what they say about Erica with the kids. No, no, I cannot tell you. No, I mustn't not tell you here. But. But they do say something and there is something to say. And you know what? I get sick of it. I get sick of knowing More about TP USA against my will than I have ever wanted to. I don't even want to know what those initials are supposed to mean. Remove them from my gullet. Cut them from my tongue, why don't you? It'll grow back. It's one of those. It's like your liver. It can regenerate. So cut it out. Make me forget. And now. And now it's all we can say. TP usa. TP usa. TP usa tp. You make it stop. Make it stop right now. And you know, you know. They endeavored to put on a competing halftime show with the controversial Bad Bummy halftime show. Bad Bummy is what my father calls him. Not out of. Not out of disparagement. But he doesn't know any better. And it wasn't even good. This TP USA halftime show was embarrassing. It was no competition to the. To the cinematic, highly symbolic show of Bad Bummy. NTP USA didn't even do a live concert. It was pre taped. It was cheap. It was not well done and they probably had an audience fit filled with Christian laden. AI, what are your beliefs? Say I. I wonder what Jesus would even say about AI. They haven't covered that one. When are you going to cover that one? Oh, it's not in the Bible. It's not in the Constitution. It must not exist. This is the conservatives slash GP usa. It didn't even. It didn't even. That's what it didn't even.
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Let me try again. Let me try again. This. This is the conservatives. Our step brethren that we don't like to identify with. No. We have no blood in common with them. We share no DNA. Well, TP usa, it didn't even seem like the conservatives cared cared about their success with their fake inflated YouTube views to challenge a controversial halftime show. And I know yours are fake. And the bad bummy halftime show was actually so modest. So what? There was ass shaking. Okay, you gun bearing pearl cloak clutching, ill soaking until your marriage prudes. It counts. It counts. It's sex. It's penetration. You're not getting away with anything here. And it's so controversial. But what about Shakira? She sings in Spanish. She was not controversial a couple of years ago when her and JLO did that halftime show and Shakira was the star. But J. Lo's also from Puerto Rico, so should someone. Should someone call ice on her like they're threatening to to bad bummy. I'll stop there. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Okay, I don't know. I don't know. But I wouldn't even want her. No, only Ben Affleck wants her. They're back together again and again and again and again. And no shame having the paparazzi follow them. Controversial is Janet Jackson. Titty slip with Justin Timberlake. And if you look Back on the video, it's on purpose.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
He.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
He touches her titty and brings it down, and there's minors all over. All over the viewership, all over the field. So this. This is what the. Radical, right. This is what the Laura Loomer has to say about this. Do you guys know her? Well, you shouldn't, but let me pull up a tweet that she said. She's nutso.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
As you can tell by her name.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
It's like.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
It's like a Karen, a Becky, a Laura.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
It's really frightening. Okay. She says, oh, my God. Okay, but there's a couple. Let's see.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Oh, my God.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
This is terrible.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
It's kind of ironic how Bad Bunny was dancing on an electrical post at.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
The super bowl halftime show. Puerto Rico isn't exactly known for having reliable electricity. He could have highlighted the electrical grid crisis in Puerto Rico and done that's what he was doing.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
It's called symbolism. She's actually so dumb. Okay, hold on.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
She.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
She also said not a single white person or English translation at the Super Bowl. This isn't wide enough for me. Can't even watch a Super bowl anymore because immigrants have literally ruined everything. Is she deranged?
Gabby (Podcast Host)
Yes.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
And then she also threatens to call ice on. Bad Bummy.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
Okay, Laura. Okay, well, let's talk about you for a second. Laura Loomer spews this hateful black and white tweet because. Because Laura. Laura Boomer. Laura Doomer. Laura needs to get laid sooner. Brains the size and the. And the smell of a split pea and then mushed into split pea soup is her brains. Never mind the split pea soup. It has lots of seasonings, and it's actually quite good. And her brain has no spirit salt on it. There's nothing bringing out the flavor. And of note, Bad Bummy is from Puerto Rico in American territory. Laura, this isn't white enough for me. Immigrants have ruined everything. No, you're ruining everything. She's not okay. N. She should not be okay. All that Juvederm plus has eaten away at her tiny brain, but it remains hungry because there is no crop to feed. Not even bugs in there. But if you don't know who she is, please Google her. I didn't know who she was, obviously, because I'm not a conspiracy theorist. Radical right wing. But once you get a good look at her, it all makes sense. And each eyebrow. Eyebrow and eyebrow strand. Lizophobia, a homophobia, lays one lock above the eye. And there's a lot of locks up there. Another bristles in the wind of proud Islamophobia, says Wikipedia and the much needed tweezers escape its target filled with any other race than white phobia. But hey, I have a lorophobia and no one likes you. She loses every race that she enters. Not even your own kind like you in her eyebrows they're thick with some kind of a Rogaine and a tattoo filled with hatred and conspiracy and a good amount of grift for one political ideology moves to the rhythm of a Latino beat, understanding the the superiority of good music. This country bumpkin doesn't want to make me shake my ass. But the other, the other halftime show, the other political ideology, the other prefers the simpletons, the simpleton of country music and a man who by no reason at all, picked the pseudonym Kid Rock. Kid Rock, Child, Rock on. Well, I don't like you. And neither does Peacock or X or wherever the fuck it was supposed to air. I'm getting confused at this point. All the Google, there's no information. They're taking it down and taking it down. But you had to come up with some lame excuse about licensure and only show it on YouTube. And thank God, Thank God because I would have further found $20 DVDs of 16 season of Rahoni, then pay another 7.99amonth for Peacock. And you know I love Peacock. They have once been my employer. But this I would boycott out of principle, for I have integrity. And I'm still getting residuals from the people who keep rewatching my season of Traders. So please keep going. I could be making $26 a watch. Tell your friends. Tell your boyfriends, please. You miss me. That's what you all say, but you're probably saying it to everyone, aren't you? You don't just miss me. You miss Dylan, you miss Boston Rob. You miss Bob the Drag Queen, don't you? Well, besides that, I have reason to believe those YouTube numbers on TP USA of their. Their dingy halftime show are inflated. And it's so obvious because the views went up by millions. By millions before the game was over. Love cannot be bought. I curse you and your ratty rose. Erica Kirk with a K and a K. You're just missing one K. You sit crazy eyed, leaning towards the scam of a website.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Inputting your credit card. Inputting your credit card.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
Eyes bleeding by the time you're done buying views and you failed, you prodigal lady of Teemu. I'm watching you like a hawk. ERA double Kirk. Because. Because like I Said before the game was even over, this. This fake. This fake video had 17 million views. What? What? And how. And only like 46,000 comments. The math ain't math. And, and today. Well, yesterday it had only 20 million views. So now it's not exponentially multiplying. You've been caugh are calling her out that the views have stopped. And Erica Kirk, you were absent at your own show. Oh, oh. Are you finally mourning? Or are you scheming for the next plot to make a dollar, make a billion. Back to the hot air filled head liner. Kid Rock. You're not a child anymore. You're old and you're ugly, but you want to have intercourse with them. That's what he sings about. He's singing about how it's not statutory, it's mandatory. I'm going to throw up. And these are the Christian values of the. Of the. Right, Right? Correct. No wonder. No wonder you have a deep love for. For. For the deeply pedophilic president cut from the same pervert, predatory, plundering little girl's virginity cloth. Ew. Sad. Disgusting. But. But you are developmentally equal or rather less than a child, Kid Rock. With your bad mullet and deceitful tendencies like kissing the skid mark ridden spray tan laden pancake flask ascent of this country's president. Not my country anymore. I'm trying to leave as fast as I can. Who is by far and away the most deranged man to ever walk the flat earth. That's what he thinks. Trump nonetheless, the cryptic cholesterol ridden ruler of the land of the unfree. We're not free anymore. A literal, gray, mindless rock of a kid who fakes his identity to pretend he's white trash. What is this subterfuge? Who would want to fake that? And yes, I have information that can also be found on Wikipedia. I'm not making this up. Oh, you want to cosplay as being poor? There's only one appropriate place for that and that is a Burning man exclusively for the tech bros in the Bay Area. Okay, and what are you trading? What are you trading for? A tent to protect your head in the weather? That's what they do at Burning Man, I think. I don't know. Kid Rock's real name is apparently Robert James Richie. Oh yeah. Ironic. I think. Not Richie, but it is duplicitous because he acts like he's poor and he was born to the richie of the Richiest. His father owning not one, not two, but multiple car dealerships. Sounds exciting, expensive and this kind of income yielding a large house on an extensive property. Wikipedia says an apple orchard. They're making their own cider. This doesn't sound like a trailer park. No. And they have horses in a barnyard. Wikipedia explicitly says in a barnyard. Horses. We know horses are the one sure sign of not even the rich, but the uber rich. We've all seen Housewives of New York when Luann was still married. Married to the count and her daughters were all equestrian. Like, if you have an equestrian habit, your bank account has a bottomless amount of digits. It's not cheap, I'm sure. All that gear, those tight pants, the actual horse. And I bet. I bet Kid rocks. Mullet Toupee is in fact a toupee. The business in the front and party in the back. He puts his wig on every time he looks up and wakes in the mirror. And then he shuffles to the stall to check on his horses.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Plural.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
He has multiple. And even worse. Even worse than his horses is he's a lip syncer. Nothing but a sweaty sorry Sindler. These type of politics. Preferring the mundane, vapid, meaningless type of tunes. Here I am. I do have to go in on country music. I'm sorry, offense. No offense, but offense. Because that's what they chose. And they chose it for a reason. This TP USA country standard or country music is held to a lesser standard for a reason. They're a wannabe rock and roll chiming about blue jeans and a Bud Light over and over and over and recommencing. Sing about something else. Oh, she's in. She's in. Tight blue jeans in the back of a pickup truck. An F650 guzzling all the gas. I know you don't care about the ozone. You're just a bunch of drunk perverts with a baritone voice. And I'm on to you.
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And there's a reason why country music isn't held to the same standard as other music. They're not even included in the Grammys. They have a lesser version of their own award show called the cmas. They cannot compete with the nuanced musical note of the other musical songs of a different political end of the spectrum. Can you not appreciate a hot Puerto Rican man clad in white with the joy de vivra and a bravado muchacho and an ivory tailored suit with. With the. With the shoulders just right and a matching jersey on top. Chic. And a becoming face with a touch of blush. Blush bad Bummy. Can you not enjoy another person's culture? Obviously this is rhetorical. Question. Can you not enjoy his lively set depicting all of the joy of Latino culture? A different kind of culture, a special culture which is under fire as we speak? This is all rhetorical. We know their hearts are full of hatred. But this is the representation we need right now, obviously. And Bad Bunny has been on the forefront for we. We are, or used to be a country of different people. We used to honor it, we used to celebrate it. And now we're boring. We're boring as white people. You. You are the white person. For I am half Mexican, so I only half boring. And the other half longs for a salsa dance with my lesbian husband. But the white people are stuck playing backgammon, wanting to kill yourselves on a Saturday night because you lost again at the easiest, most driest game there ever was. While in other parts of the world they're doing the cha cha cha. A bit of an excuse to bump and grind to the step of a one and a two and a cha cha cha and a three and a.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Four and a cha cha cha cha.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
That sounds like fun, doesn't it? But you're too boring to appreciate. Doesn't take much to have the discernment to know which one is better. And it's not backgammon, I'll tell you that right now. I don't need to understand Spanish, even though, like I said, I am half Mexican. And I do blame my mother for a lot of things, including my PTSD and my ignorance to to. To my half of a native language. But you don't need to know to understand. His heart and a message. I have eyes and all I can see is bliss. I can see the beautiful Latina women with long locks and olive skin reminding me why I am a lesbian and a woman and a girl lover without sexualizing him. Dance for the love of God, dance to his beat, his shimmy says and I gladly oblige. Titi may pregunta, Titi may pregunta. Ask me, ask me. You don't understand the joy it brings to watch a bouncing ass like that. Well, I do. With welcomed great envy. As a trained dancer, this technique was lost upon me. All I left with was a mere and meager kickball change. Kickball change, kickball change. Talk about white people stuff. And this being the only time I've ever reveled in enjoyment of a one eyed snake humping through the screen of a YouTube. The the only time a grab of a coke can dick catches my eye. It was huge. It was huge. He grabbed it for all to see. Did you not appreciate the multiple cameos, including the cameo of the 2000s it girl Jessica Alba, who cannot hold a beat no matter her background? She was awkwardly trying to find the rhythm in her blue jeans. Whatever she still looks the same as she did 20 years ago. I don't care if you don't have any rhythm. I just don't. And all of a sudden you don't want to see a Pedro Pascal or Paul Mezcal. I still cannot tell the difference on your tv. That's a first. How about our court queen Cardi B? She looked good. She always looked good. And as I non autonomously my body taking control of its house, my arms raised and start to rhythmically move in.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
A circle, in a circle.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
And I bounce in the. And I'm proud to be a Mexican. As the beat drops. Titi may bragunta. Titi may bragunta. Auntie, she has a question. Auntie, she has a question. I can't even control it. Does a bow delicate, delicately stringing on a violin not evince a salty tear from your eye? T.P. u.S.A. no, because you. You have emotions in your eyeball Lacking a lachrymose, no tear is to be shed. It's like squeezing O positive blood from a big black stone. Like a devil's spy. A string of Make America great again. Lip synchers does not compare to the cinema that Bad Bunny aired at the Super Bowl. This scene, it was an incredible set. These stream of scenes evoking different emotions. This creative director deserves a raise. And I hope, I hope, I hope it's Bad Bunny. And then we have a Lady Gaga appearing through the scattering of backup dancers and breaking into the samba. And a hip roll, and a hip roll and a hip roll and all. This scene is depicting the matrimony of two lovers on the hundred yard field that nobody cares about. This is real entertainment. And apparently it was a real couple. They really got engaged and then they really got married. How heartwarming. Yeah. This is controversial, all right. My knees are weak.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
As I swoon.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
And the Lady Gaga with real vocals and unsmeared red lipstick. This has to be talent. This has to be some kind of a message, a political message. And then she hits what appears to be something of a bachata. It does. It takes heart and soul and aptitude to enjoy this kind of performance. Rather than the roadie on the way to church on Sundays, a leftover roadie. It's flat, but your bac is dropping and your delirium tremendous are starting to kick in. So you have to shotgun a beer in order to praise the Lord. But it doesn't take an intelligentsia to appreciate Ricky Martin's fresh new face and a jugular that is ready to blow from singing. His larynx Out. It sent shivers up my spine and welled up my tear ducts, which the other side lacks. And I have them all knowing. This is my culture and it's being celebrated on such a large stage. He knows bad bumming ee bummy bunny. He knows the importance of this timing and to put Latino culture a huge celebrated stage while. While it's being targeted by the US Gestapo. And there was honestly so much symbolism, symbolism in his performance and his lyrics. He is just like, really inspiring. He's not just a hot piece of ass, so stop oogling his coke can. Dick. And I put all his lyrics through the Google translator to try and sing them, but he sings in Puerto Rican.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Spanish, which is a language of its own. It goes so fast. He misses all the S's.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
I cann not keep up, but I tried and studying. And he has like 94, 95 million listens. People are like, I've never heard of them. I'm like, where have you been hiding behind a rock? He has almost as much listens as.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Taylor Swift a month. He's amazing.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
Okay. But there I want to read to.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
You like a Reddit thread of all the symbolism. It is truly insane. It makes me have like a deep, deep respect for him. I mean, I did before because I like that he wear painted nails and kind of like, I don't know, cross dresses a bit.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
Okay.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Okay. It's kind of long, so I'm going to. I'm gonna try and read it fast. Okay. But after, you have to go back and watch. So after, after I tell you this.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
After I enlighten you to one more thing, which is this podcast. You're welcome.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
And now we're.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
The next time you watch it and.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Your lesbian wife is sitting next to.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
You, you can explain everything. And then you can get on her.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Nerves and she'll have to pause it.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
And replay it alone because she doesn't like. She doesn't like. She doesn't like being educated. She has to be the educator. I love her.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Okay, so it says, first he opens up with the trees, which are sugar canes, and have become a cornerstone to Puerto Rican's economy. And sugar cane is processed to produce rum, which we see like an old lady give him ramen. Everyone takes a shot later and is calling out Puerto Rico's slave history and being exploited for its resources and labor because America invaded Puerto Rico, devalued their currency and appropriated their land and made them grow all the sugar cane, which results in a. And which resulted in a lot of poverty in Puerto Rico. The whole thing is kind of about, like, living in pottery. Titi may progunto. It's between him and his aunt. I feel like this, like. Like a Latino culture is so close with their family.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
And you can tell because he's always talking to his aunt. He's like, my aunt has a question.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
She has another question, she has another question, and she has another question. But it's singing about, like, his love life, and his numerous relationships and experiences with women are disguising his need for a deeper commitment and relationship.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
Okay.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Okay, okay, here we go. And by the time he reaches the rings and necklace stand, it's like a pawn shop. He sees the engagement ring and gives it away and gives it to the real couple and is like, do something with this. And then he proposes right away because this guy's in a committed relationship that he wants to be in. Says poverty is a big topic of. Of conversation. The coconut stand, nail salon, taco stand, emphasize how Puerto Ricans are in general in Latin America. You've had to hustle to get creative and get by. And then he has boxing gloves at one point. And it says, famous boxers give people hope to eventually climb the economic ladder and not struggle. Boxing also symbolizes machismo, or proving one's manhood. There is a sense of honor or pride around proving one's ability to overcome pain and to be masculine by literally engaging in a violent physical activity.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
Activity. Oh, my God.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
I thought I wasn't recording for a second. Machismo is toxic masculinity and a known cultural problem in Latin America. It discourages emotional expression in men, contributes to femicide, and creates immense pressure on men to be providers. This is why the next song, yo pederillo sola. I don't know, you guys. I don't know how to speak Spanish, but it is in my blood. The song has been rumored to be inspired by the murder of Alexa, a woman murdered and left on the side of the road. This message of this song is, if she doesn't want to dance with you, respect it. She twerks alone. And discouraging female violence caused by machismo.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
So. So he's a feminist, and we know.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Like, he's kind of the opposite of toxic masculinity by, like, playing with, like, a gender expression.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
In one of the dances, there were.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Like, two men kind of, like, body rolling on each other. Like, he doesn't hide. I feel like, behind, like, a super straight appearance. Let's see. Monaco starts to play the song with the violins. Oh, God. A string Instrument just gets to me. He points to the camera and says, it's my belief in myself that made me be able to do this. Which is why continue to believe in yourself. You can do it. This huge message to all the poverty in Latin America, to the children who are kind of grown up in this situation. It's like, have hope is what he's saying. And then he gives his Grammy to the little kid as a, as a.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
Sign of being like, if I can do this, you can do this.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Like, have hope this could be yours one day.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
Can you believe all of this is in a halftime show? I mean, it's filled with so much heart, but it's controversial.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Okay, let's see. Okay, there's also. Okay, this, this one. So the light poles and the sparks, which Laura Loomer was so absolutely like dumb about. It's a song about cultural appropriation. He points out the hypocrisy of everyone wants to be Latino but not respect the culture or have genuine interest to its people in history. Again, pointing out how Latinos feel often looked down upon or people show passion slash excitement for the dancing and food without actual effort to respect it or learn its history. The light poles also point out Puerto Ricans energy crisis, inconsistent power outages during hurricane season. Also wealthy investors are known to buy land and displace Puerto Ricans out. Yeah, like whenever they have hurricanes, apparently like Donald Trump ripped all the resources from them and threw them paper towels and be like, this is the best thing I've ever done for you.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
And we know as a nurse, when there's a bad hurricane in Puerto Rico, that's where they make a lot of medication. So the hurricane, I don't know how many years ago, wiped out everything. And we were out of literally literal life saving medication because they make it.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
All in Puerto Rico and I guess we don't give a about that.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
Let's see. Okay.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
This is important too. Again, lots of Latinos are the embodiment of the American dream, but often feel rejected by the same country they are patriotic to. Also there's existing division in the communities who. This is like the flags at the end where he names all of the. The Latino countries. There's an existing division in the community about who qualifies as Latino, which is why him saying all the countries is beautiful. He is essentially trying to say you can be Latino out loud. You can embrace every part of your identity while being American and proud.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
Like what?
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
He's the only one. I feel like, like his message at the, at the Grammys like, hope is better than hate or love triumphs hate. It's like. And now it's everywhere. It was on all the comments on TP USA Time.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
It's like, yeah, he's doing this. Like, by. And by the way, I think you pay to do the Super Bowl. Like, they're not getting paid. So he was like, here is my time. This is what our country needs. I'm going to put myself, like, at risk for all of this hatred, for maybe becoming, like. The only thing that people bad know about Bad Bunny now is that he put on a controversial halftime show because he's literally Puerto Rican. What is so controversial about that? It's so wholesome. But he knows, like, this is what we need right now. And seeing someone like him, like, like, so meaningful and symbolic and successful, represent.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Latino culture is like, yes, we can be proud.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
And what they're doing to them in.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Our country is like.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
Is disgusting and deplorable and abhorrent and devilish and.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Infernal.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
Okay, okay.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
I think that's about it.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
But it's truly amazing that all of this could fit in a halftime show. When is the last time someone has done this? It's like, it's way more than what.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
We saw, and it's really touching.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
And only Bad Bunny could do this. Oh, but he's so controversial. Okay, I need to take a sip.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Also, also, I've been rambling.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
I need to caffeinate up and chase.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
It with some water.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
So anyways, how are you guys? I don't care.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
The super bowl itself was so boring.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
But I didn't watch it, so I wouldn't know. But I heard it was so boring.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Choose to lean into it.
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Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
I wake up. Do you guys like my shirt?
Gabby (Podcast Host)
I got it for, like, $30. Thrifted it. Faux fur. Obviously, it's blur. Have you ever seen an animal with a blur fur? But besides that, there. There's another person in our culture today that is standing on business. Excuse my colloquial Justin Bieberism, and that is Melinda Gates, our hero. What do you know? Bill Gates is named in the new Epstein files, which we already knew. No. Surprise, surprise here. Oh.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Oh.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
I had no idea. I had no idea that a monster created teams. Obviously, only one would. That was the comment that I saw. But I will one up you and say, obviously a pervert. Mac, Microsoft, Machiavellian created teams. A bedeviled e meeting app that haunts your calendar every time you see it. Oh. Oh, wow. A Tech guru is hiding behind philanthropy and a pure soul is raping underage girls. Never would have thunk from such performative actions. I have lots of money, but I give to charity, he says. HE squeals. Evading your taxes is one thing, Bill Gates, but hiding your inhumane, abhorrent, disgusting proclivities, because for girls your daughter's age is disgusting. I hope you're listening. Bringing home PTSDs to your wife, transmitted to you from these poor sex traffic girls. And this is obviously no fault of the young underage girls who are not receiving the health care that they need. And getting raped by a green gonorrhea smelly, dirty dick billionaires. Then Bill Gates tries to secretly medicate your wife with antibiotics because you plan to give that dirty gonorrhea chlamydia mix with syphilis to your wife secretly. So only. Only a clownless, spineless mollusk of a slug with disease ridden insides would do this. This cannot be real. This has to be some kind of dark, sick fantasy. What do you call that? The. I forget what word I'm looking for. It'll come back to me. And secretly medicating your wife has to be against the law. But not like you care. Because you're rich and you're above everything and you never get in trouble. You never go to jail because everyone cares about the rich and hates the poor. But. But, Bill. But Billy. But Buck, what if she was allergic to your sneaky little pill? Penicillin is a very common allergy. You should know, you PhD wannabe doctor. But you're nothing but a rapist and an attempted murderer and will still hide like a peeping Tom behind your Microsoft windows. Well, I can see your eyeballs because the windows are awfully small. And how would you go about doing this? Tying her to the chair and shooting her with a shot of penicillin, probably with a needle that Epstein gave you, which is dirty and dull. Ouch. It hurts. And has some kind of tracker to further gather blackmail. You sick fuck. Maybe. Maybe you're gonna shove the bill in the back of her throat like you would to your Chihuahua who has Addison's and needs steroids every day. Because I bet you own. I bet you own a little dog that fits in your disgusting purse full of all other medications, like a. Like a Senecol, like Augmentin, like.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Any.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
Other thing, like a Viagra that goes in your little purse with your little dog. Because that's what you are. A little man. And you vowed to be wed to this woman, Melinda Gates, forever. And Ever. And then. And then you want to drug her. You want to poison her till death do you part. Poisoning her with an STD you plan to give her followed by some sort of a lude. I know you. I know your type. You've been hoarding lewds from the 80s for this very reason. And you know what? I would like to entreaty to give me some because I've been dying to try. I've been dying to try, but that's besides the point. You should not secretly give it to your wife or anybody else.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Or.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
Or shall you poison her with some kind of antibiotic that she did not consent to? What are you going to do about the other 10 days? That she needs to have it twice a day or she'll get a resistant bacteria and it'll slowly eat at her innards and eat your conscious alive. Just kidding. Your motherboard was built without one, you empty hard drive of a sick motherfucker. But you're like a zombie. Heartless, skinless, living the living dead, praying on underage flesh. Ew. Someone else could have invented windows. It's not even that hard. Don't let it get to your head. But Melinda Gates kicked his tainted, dirty, devilish ass to the curb like a wrist. Respectable woman she is for his relations with Epstein. She didn't grovel and hide from the public and take him back and keep his dirty secret. She's out in the world exposing. He asked his ass for what kind of tech disgusting freak he really is. As she should. Expose him. Expose him. Receipts, text emails. Expose him. Make a mockery out of him. Make him wish he was never born and not innocent. Was he a baby? He was born full of sin and apparently like they were married for 27 years and they were very, very, very, very in love at first. And then imagine you're married right now. Maybe. I don't know. Or you're desperate and single. Either way, imagine you were married to the love of your life and he's sneaking off to a private island full of sex trafficked girls. Kidnapped. Kidnapped from various countries and made to be your sex slave. More like a rape slave. This is your beloved. You think you know him inside and out and this is what he's doing on a work trip. These young girls are non consenting 13 year olds. Some of them don't speak English, which is why. Which is by design. Because they don't want him to talk back. What kind of a monster did you give your left finger away to? It's not her fault.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
She.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
She didn't know, but he knew. This rapist was always in you, Bill Gates. It was even from the beginning. And you're a coward and you lied to everybody. The trauma Melinda Gates must have underwent from the discovery of what her husband's detestable proclivities are, I cannot even imagine. I hope he slips her. Alexa.
Wendy (Podcast Co-host)
Pro.
Gabby (Podcast Host)
That's all I can say. That would be kind of him, the lies that he tried to cover up. The heartbreak when you realize you have raised three daughters with him and they have been the same age of your husband's sexual victims. Like this I cannot wrap my head around, like 12, 13, 14, 15 maybe. Gross. Bill Gates, are you thinking about your daughters when you sexually abuse them and tie them up or do whatever sick things you do with them, you sick fuck. Are you not thinking about your daughters or are you. Because that would be. That would be. I can't even fathom. But it's like this and it could not be true. But this is the first wife. I feel like I've heard speak up out of the Epstein Islanders. And like, I feel. Obviously it's scary, but it's very honorable. And it is clear she's being really careful with her, with her words because she probably has an ironclad NDA in the divorce because she isn't quite forthcoming with all the details. Well, break it. I say you have 12, Bill. You can afford the court fees. And we want to know. Which makes you wonder what other dirty details can there possibly be? Like how. How can we top this? And he won't go to jail to rot, but. But he can decay into public shame and filth. This is how we need to remember Bill Gates. Not by those four colorful windows and that sound. Go fuck yourself. We should be using Macs anyway. I'm sorry. Don't let your father talk you into a non Apple product like he did one more time and settle for a Microsoft Surface which is as limp as Bill Gates old wrinkly, flaccid dick. But honestly, that's up to you. But you know, you're a monster, Bill Gates. How do you sleep at night knowing the pain and suffering you have incurred on innocent underage girls? Like how you sleep like a baby, don't you? Well, I hope hell is hot and I hope it. It singes every part of your disgusting flesh. You. You deserve not to rape a young, innocent girl. To fuck that pig like the first episode of Black Mirror. That's what you are, A pig fucker. But Belinda Gates got $12.5 million. And now you know, in the. In the divorce. And now she's speaking out and she's literally donating a billion dollars for grants of organizations fighting for girls and women's health, which obviously we need, because nobody cares about girls and women. Nobody cares about these sex trafficked little girls. And obviously a woman who is married to a disgusting sex offender abusing little girls at his will. She would spearhead this. And hopefully Melinda can be our hero. Who has ever donated that much money. And she is keeping his last name and using his notoriety to spread it around and exploit his ass and increase her celebrity and her cause. This is a woman. This is a woman. And I didn't. I didn't read the rest, but apparently Jay Z was allegedly named too, but it was only by a phone tip line, so I don't know how reputable that is, but I choose to repeat it because something funny is going on with him. All I know is he reeks of funny business. A malloder and a suspicious big head full of an also alleged wig of dreadlocks, which I will also spread around. That's right, those huge dreadlocks which he glue straight up is fake. And I'm not even. And I'm not even talking about when he started dating Beyonce at 15, when he was 35. Like Robbie enlightened me. She knows everything about everything. He groomed her. We're not even talking about that. And we're not even talking about your hair, because it's fake. But we're talking about suspicious behavior. This is not good evidence against uj. And then he virtue signals at the super bowl with blue Ivy. And I'm sorry, I don't know the other daughter's name, but she's the twins, and she's one of the twins who are rarely seen in public. And Beyonce is nowhere to be seen. She remains hidden. She knows this is not the time to be seen in public. There is something funny suspicious wrong going on, and she doesn't want to be part of it because she's smarter than that. Oh, babe, please make a full documentary already. But Jay Z makes a public appearance. Stink. Stinking of impostery. Using his children as ploys to make him look like a good dad. This is not lost on me. No, I'm on to you. I'm on to everybody. Ah. We did it. We did it. Until next time, you perverts and per Vettes. Ta Ta.
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Episode: Bad Bunny v Kiddie Rock
Date: February 12, 2026
Host: Gabby Windey | Co-host: Wendy
In this fiery, humor-packed episode of “Long Winded,” Gabby and co-host Wendy dive headfirst into the controversy dividing America after the Super Bowl: the dueling halftime shows—a mainstream, culturally rich set from Bad Bunny versus a right-wing, TPUSA-sponsored “competing” show headlined by Kid Rock. Gabby uses her signature wit and life experience to cut through the headlines, exploring how pop culture, politics, and identity play out on the nation’s biggest stage. The show also takes tangents into problematic figures (Erica Kirk, Laura Loomer), country music's cultural cachet, and ends with a searing takedown of Bill Gates in the Epstein files, celebrating Melinda Gates’ resistance.
On the political divide in pop culture:
“Nothing has ever been exemplified more than the difference between political values like a Super bowl halftime show. This country has a special way of politicizing every single thing, don't they?”
— Gabby, 01:57
Skewering right-wing backlash to Bad Bunny:
“It's kind of ironic how Bad Bunny was dancing on an electrical post at the super bowl halftime show. Puerto Rico isn't exactly known for having reliable electricity. He could have highlighted the electrical grid crisis in Puerto Rico and done that's what he was doing. It's called symbolism. She's actually so dumb.”
— Wendy & Gabby, 09:49–10:02
On Kid Rock’s persona:
“Kid Rock's real name is apparently Robert James Richie... Who would want to fake that? ...His father owning not one, not two, but multiple car dealerships... This doesn't sound like a trailer park. No. And they have horses in a barnyard. Wikipedia explicitly says in a barnyard. Horses. We know horses are the one sure sign of not even the rich, but the uber rich.”
— Gabby, 16:41–18:42
On country music’s limitations:
“They're a wannabe rock and roll chiming about blue jeans and a Bud Light over and over and over and recommencing. Sing about something else.”
— Gabby, 19:24
Bad Bunny’s representation:
“Can you not enjoy his lively set depicting all of the joy of Latino culture? A different kind of culture, a special culture which is under fire as we speak?”
— Gabby, 23:08
On the emotional power of Bad Bunny’s show:
“It sent shivers up my spine and welled up my tear ducts, which the other side lacks. And I have them all knowing. This is my culture and it's being celebrated on such a large stage. He knows bad bumming ee bummy bunny. He knows the importance of this timing and to put Latino culture on a huge celebrated stage while it's being targeted by the US Gestapo.”
— Gabby, 29:00
Symbolism decoded (Reddit thread read by Wendy):
“The coconut stand, nail salon, taco stand, emphasize how Puerto Ricans are in general in Latin America. You've had to hustle to get creative and get by… boxing also symbolizes machismo, or proving one's manhood… This is why the next song… is rumored to be inspired by the murder of Alexa, a woman murdered and left on the side of the road. This message… is, if she doesn't want to dance with you, respect it. She twerks alone. And discourages female violence caused by machismo.”
— Wendy, 33:14–34:55
Gabby on Melinda Gates and surviving public betrayal:
“But Melinda Gates kicked his tainted, dirty, devilish ass to the curb... She’s out in the world exposing his ass for what kind of tech disgusting freak he really is.”
— Gabby, 46:00–47:00
| Segment/Topic | Timestamp | |----------------------------------------------------------------------|------------------| | Gabby opens—Super Bowl as culture war | 01:57–05:01 | | Conservative outrage & Laura Loomer tweets | 09:05–13:30 | | Kid Rock deconstructed | 16:00–20:00 | | The cultural/artistic richness of Bad Bunny’s halftime show | 22:40–29:00 | | Identifying symbolism/sociopolitical themes in Bad Bunny’s show | 32:04–38:30 | | Patriotism and representation | 37:57–38:45 | | Bill Gates, Melinda, and the Epstein revelations | 41:00–49:00 |
Gabby’s style is irreverent, energetic, and unapologetically queer—mixing humor, pop culture references, and sharp social critique. The episode brims with sarcasm, righteous anger, self-deprecating quips, and solidarity with marginalized communities. Even the most serious topics are approached with heart and biting comedy.
If you want to understand why Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance hit a cultural nerve, how Kid Rock’s image is a farce, or why the culture wars in America funnel through even halftime shows, this episode is for you. Gabby and Wendy’s conversation moves from dissecting hypocrisy and racism in right-wing commentary to celebrating Latinx joy and representation in mainstream media, finally landing in a sharp rebuke of abusive, powerful men and praise for women who resist. Beneath the laughs and rapid-fire banter lies a sincere message about self-acceptance, the need for cultural empathy, and resistance against bigotry—proving that pop culture really is political.