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Gabby Windy
The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Hello, Hello, Hello. We're cooking and we're cooked. We're cooking and we're cooked. We're cooking and we're cooked. Let me break open my refresher. It has great flavors. This one's blue. Blueberry blur. Blurry blur. Blur. It's just what you need to awaken. It does make you want it. I know I always do it. But really, there's no. There's really. There's nothing else to do. And you have to describe someone, something or somebody such as this that makes you want to pucker and go. You guys remember, Remember apple pucker? I was raised on it. I was drinking it straight from the teat. It was in the food group. It was basically a milk substitution, like a formula, but that of an apple pucker in which got you drunk. That was my childhood. Okay. Okay. Welcome back to another episode of Long Winded. Thank you. Thank you for coming back time and time again. Where to start? I guess I'll start. I guess I'll start right at the beginning from last night. We went to go see Eddington. I don't know a spoiler before I get threatening messages. Why didn't you. Spoiler, spoiler. Spoiler. This is my podcast. I can talk about whatever I want and spoil whatever I want. But in case you're dying to see the movie, I would fast forward for the next five to seven minutes, but you don't want to miss too much. So fast forward in your own accord. But basically the movie Eddington with Joaquin Phoenix. It's like set during COVID times and he's running for mayor against Pedro Pascal. So already. Already right there. It seems. It seems like it would be a no brainer. It would be good. But I'm of the mindset of the contrary. It is like a commentary about politics, like Woke language. There's misinformation about COVID like Mask V. No mask vaccine this virus that. There's commentary on BLM and basically every other kind of political thing going on in the last four years that you could think of. People are calling it a power powder keg. I have absolutely no idea what that means. Whatever it means, it was too much. It was too much in one movie. My God, you have got to be kidding. Okay, anyways. Okay, yes, back to Eddington. It was like whatever. It was a commentary about politics. All things political. There was. There was like whatever was like a parody on Woke language and misinformation about COVID and like a mask v. Non mask dynamic. That was like virus. This vaccine. That's six feet. Six feet. They really brought back the jokes about six feet. I said six feet. They brought in blm. They brought all of it in. It couldn't get enough of it. People are calling it a powder keg, whatever the fuck that means. I just call it too much. What, am I not allowed to have an opinion? First of all, this is in my humble opinion. I'm not. I'm not. This isn't. I'm not reporting to be right and correct in all things I say. Except, yeah, I am. But it was just like too much in. In one movie. They were like. They were kind of in on it. Touching on the white savior complex, which I. Which was like, definitely funny at times. And like we get. And then there was abortion and there was rape and there was like a double, triple, quadruple homicide. There was a whole storylines, plots that you forgot even happened. There was. There was gore and what, machine guns. There was Emma Stone, Joaquin Phoenix. There was cult conspiracies. There was. Emma Stone had a weird hobby. There was a love story. I was hoping they would really expand and bring back around the love story because it was actually kind of sweet between Joaquin Phoenix and Emma Stone, even though nobody buys their chemistry. But he was like, into her and made all of his friends buy her weird dolls, which is something that I think Robbie would do. So I was like, oh, I hope they can make it. They brought in at. They brought in taking care of like a disabled, paralyzed person. They. And then there was a full frontal nudity. It's like, do you have to bring all of these in one movie? Do you have to do it all? Can you just pick one or a couple or two? And people are like, oh, it's just. Ari asked and like, oh, it's just him. But it's like, why it was three hours. I take that as a personal offense. It's an assault on my time. You already ruined the evening. I was supposed to go to K Barbecue, finish this night up with a nice. With the nice bulgogi beef. But now it. It ended an hour later. Really? An hour and a half later. What happened to a 90 minute movie then? It was supposed to. And then there I am going to bed hungry. Because you couldn't wrap it up in 90 to 120 minutes. You needed a full three hours to waste everybody's time to say a whole bunch of nothing. It felt like I was getting screamed at for like three hours. Felt like you were getting yelled at about things that you already Knew you did wrong. It's like, okay, I've already heard about all of this before and I already apologized, but now I have to. It's exhausting. I'm drained. In the movie, there wasn't any new ideas or point of views. It was just like, reaction this. It was just rehashing the same that we've already made jokes about before years later. And people are gonna be like, oh, my God, he's a pioneer. He was the first to touch on the time during COVID And it was so funny. Be like, I was so funny. I never laugh at Movies are in the theater. And I laughed. They said. They said on a Reddit thread, they said they were howling with laughter. Now all of a sudden, I have a. I have a Western accent because it was like a western movie, which I feel like it is. It's giving, like, gap in the market. It's like, whoever's buying these movies are like, oh, yeah, there's a Gap. They saw Sinners. They're like, oh, wow, this did really good. Because it's an. Actually, it's an actual good movie that was kind of Western. This is giving Western. Everybody saw Sinners and they were like, okay, we need. We need exactly the same movies like this, but nothing can be Sinners because that actually had a lot of real symbolism. Eddington just had, like, hit you in the face with it, no symbols. You just, like, got it. It was like all of it was just on the nose right in front of your face. They're like, we need that. We need an absurd movies movie with guns and try and make it funny. So would I recommend it? While I did take a poll and I answered honestly, I answered if you're a fan of the director Ari Aston, or I know I'm pronouncing his name wrong. I don't know the Whatever. Which. Because apparently a lot of his movies are like this. And it's like, I know who likes these movies. It's those men. They die for these movies. They're the ones being like. It was. It's gonna. It's the Greatest movie of 2025. I laughed out loud and I cackled. It's a man. It has to be a man. Because those are the ones who share these opinions. So that's what I think about Eddington. But please, please go see for yourself. Let me know what you think. I know people are going to be very upset. I had a hot take on Poor Things. Nobody liked it. People take these things personally. Right in. Let me know. I love to Shop. Sue me. Sue me. I do. You guys know how I feel about retail therapy. It's real and sometimes the only therapy. And as you know, I love the RealReal. I got such a cute little 90s Paloma wool tank that I said I was gonna wear with white capris. And then I did, and it was such a good outfit. And you know what? I'm an outfit repeater and I'm gonna wear it again. But obviously my bank account has limits. So that's why I love to scour the Real Real. And I love to scour for their deals and for their new pieces. There's 10,000 new items every day and they have daily drops at 10am and 7pm Eastern. That's twice a day. You heard me. 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Project Runway, Thursdays at 10pm on Freeform, stream on Hulu and Disney Plus. But then there's all this press around Naked Gun, which we were like, I don't know if we should see, but we're definitely gonna see. I heard it was good. But Pam and Liam's love story, watching them do press together, they're the it couple. My faith in heterosexuality could be restored. It's not, because if you give it another five minutes, you'll understand why. But this is a mature love. This is a real love. The way that he looks at her, like, he's really flirting. He has really sweet I love you eyes. And apparently he loves her sourdough. Like, obviously, she bakes bread with that. Obviously pre Diflucan. Whatever. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm sure Yeast has never known Pamela since the years of Tommy Lee. I do wonder if she's gotten that barbed wire tattoo removed from her upper arm. Except I do think it's kind of, like, of the time and pretty iconic and, like, at some point will come back like, the dream stamp, but I feel like she's had to have gotten it removed. But it's like she's grown. She's grown up. She raised her kids. She was really in a terrible situation. She got out of there. She was a good mom, and now she's reinventing herself, like, having a whole new career, revamping and a second love. I mean, it's really incredible and inspiring to see old people fall in love. There, I said it. I know she's not that old and she's gorgeous, but still. Okay, you know what I mean? You know what I'm trying to get across. They're later in life. They weren't dealt the best circumstances, so they had to try again. His wife tragically dying in a ski accident. I had no clue. I had no idea. And she was in the Parent Trap. Like, at least the kids have that movie, but, oh, my God, you just don't think of these things that are going to happen to the people that you're watching, you know, on the movies. But, like, when I say, I don't want to ski, I do not want to ski. I don't want to ski with you. I don't want A ski vacation. I like my life and I like my ACLs. I cannot recover from a surgery like that all in the name of being cold. And there's really no upside. Except maybe the cute onesies. But it's like they're. They're not even that cute. It looks like. It looks like you're just wearing kind of a soft pillow around your whole body. Like I can definitely look cute in other ways. Safely in a thong bikini on the beach where I prefer to be. And I would be so excited if Pam was my stepmomy. Can you imagine her archival clothing? I would rummage, rummage fairly rabid through her clothes. Sniffing her underwear. Not actually. But that is where things get a little complicated because like we have a lot of our vintage Playboy covers. It's like, okay, but now I'm a lesbian, so I don't really want to live out the plotline storyline of a porn. But I understand that's. That's what it would be. So I just have to. I just. I honestly just have to let that one slide. I just have to let it go. Oh, wow. And I. And whenever I come here every week, I do. I wish I had something else to talk about besides the state of men, which has and will continue to be that of an emergency. Where do I begin? Honestly, this stuff that I, I'm really. I'm just. I'm not in the area so I have to draw research. Whenever it comes to me, I have to draw conclusions and I have to bring it back to my constituents. So I go. So I have to find ways to dip out a toe to reach a feeler and then report back. And because I am a journalist and you deserve to know. So. So basically I heard. I heard a story of a heterosexual people engaging in whatever and sex. Cuz whatever. I'm sorry for her. Not only because I'm a lesbian and I say that about everything, but because you're going to be sorry for her too. So I was hearing the story as I was having a nice walk around the Silver Lake res, which is my form, my number one choice of having a hangout because you get your heart rate up a little bit as to pump some oxygen into the brain so you can think clearly in case you need to rebut an idea about this story you're about to hear. So of course you never know where it's going to go with the Straits. So you, you have to be. You have to be alert and. Yeah. And ready for. For anything to happen. And that, that is what did. And what will continue to happen? And here I go. And you're gonna learn. So I hear this story of whatever, a man and a woman, which I hate even to call men. Men at this point because they're animal. Like they're more animal than men. Okay, but enough of that. And so. So I hear a story and this man is eating a girl's pussy. As he should. As he should. As in which, if you are a straight man, you should really love and revel in and enjoy it should really get you turned on. There's nothing more attractive than a man wanting to suffocate in your genitals. Talk about an am. An animal. This is primal. I shouldn't have to explain myself on why this type of action is attractive to the womankind. But that's the thing is, I don't know if they quite care about the womankind. So something went awry as to make. As to make the receiver of this act think that he didn't like to eat her box to munch on that rug. Which the rug will come into the story. Actually, something made her think, oh, I. I feel like he's not enjoying this. Maybe his soft erection, but maybe not. So she confronts him. And thank God. And thank God. Because I would never have the gumption back then, living as a straight woman. I didn't know what to do with them because I felt like it was always my fault. I felt like I was always doing something wrong. Anyways, we're getting our power back. She confronted him. Do you like eating pussy? She says. He replies, to be honest with you. First mistake. You don't get to be honest. This is our second or third or whatever kind of date. You don't get to be honest about anything of this nature. To be honest, I don't love a bush. Well, it's. You don't get. He said, I don't prefer a bush. Well, you don't get to prefer something that's not on your body. You don't get to have preferences over how I keep my pussy hairs because I am a woman. And if I like to run all five fingers through it, really give it a comb, really spread it out. Feel your womanhood in between your fingers. That is my preference and it shouldn't affect you none. You think a girl's ever complained about slobbing on a hairy knob? No, it just like, doesn't matter. We're adults, so we're not going to complain about those little things. All in the name of being honest. And this girl was like, oh, well, maybe it was a good thing that he was honest. Maybe that's a green flag. It's like, no, he's going to continue to hurt feelings and hurt your feelings in the vein of honesty the longer that you engage with this freak. Because where are your manners? Have you lost all of your decorum? This is the first time you're having sex. I mean, yeah, maybe this is a discussion you could maybe have later when you're more. When, when the conversation is, is a little bit more open and the dialogue is free flowing and I'm asking about your preferences, but you don't get to lay that on me. You he devil. And then the girl you know in the story was like, why would I go full bald headed eagle when that's it's just rooted in pedophilia and porn? I'm like, oh my God, you're right. I mean obviously I could have said porn, but it really starts with pedophilia. 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They're asking if you'd like to get stuffed. What am I? A double breasted turkey on the eve of Jesus's birthday. Am I the Christmas Day bird? What do you mean, get stuffed? And I know what you mean because I can visualize it, unfortunately. But is this, is this actually something men think is okay to say? Where are you getting this kinds of information? Where are you getting this kind of information? Oh, I know pornography. These porn addicts, sex freaks. Like, that's not real life. And I don't, obviously I wouldn't actually know like what's being said in porn because we're watching different porn. I prefer mine. Mine are like, I don't know, a 1920s movie. It's like there's barely color, definitely no sound, and it's just gesturing. There's no language like getting stuffed. It's really for the female gays. So I just wouldn't know. I was surprised when we were talking about it. I'm like, where does it come from? And she's like, porn. I'm like, how do you know? She's like, I. I had to research it. And sure enough, because it seems so, so out there and what it's like, you're literally just like regurgitating phrases you hear in porn. Like you're that out, you're that unoriginal. You have no other inspirations to pull from. Yes. Daddy isn't cutting it. Do you think they're going to catch us? Are we doing something bad? My go to no. Do you want to get stuffed? Well, that doesn't really open up a form of dialogue. It's just a yes or no answer. And actually I don't because it sounds like it hurts. And then I was like, ugh. Actually, we've all failed each other as women. We've failed one another. Not that it's our faults in any sense of the imagination of, of the fruition and what this manosphere, T ridden, testosterone ridden, red pilled, roaming free on the streets. Not that these things are our problem as women, but we failed each other in, in the sense that no one has corrected this do you want to get stuffed? Verbiage. Because he's still repeating it and worse and worse, which is just now coming to mind. What if we have tried to protect each other and he is still assaulting women with the get stuffed Vernacular. Ever thought about that? But it's like, obviously, what would you say? You're so stunned into submission, you wouldn't, you wouldn't be able to think of anything else to say in return. Do you want to get stuffed? I guess, I guess this is what I came here to do. I Don't I. I don't really know what I signed up for, sir. You're freaking me out. But we gaslight ourselves into thinking it's our own idea, which. Protecting each other, protecting women. It brings me to another. Another something in the news. The T. AP leak, which did happen a couple weeks ago, so I kind of had to let it marinate to see where the story was going, to see more information get dredged up before I could really form an opinion. And I think I've got one. I found one. It came to me, oof, Just like that. If you're not chronically online like me, I need to get my information somewhere so I can come speak to you for an hour about some things. So here I am again in the field, bringing the information back to my constituents. So anyways, the T app, like it was. The idea was originally kind of a Facebook group, aimed to create an anonymous community to help keep women, like, safe in dating. Basically to help keep them from getting abused or raped. And like, like comment, oh, if you've, you know, seen this guy, here's some red flags because we know there's some real freaks and night stalkers, day walkers, they do dare to show their face in the middle of the day. And out there asking things like, do you want to get stuff? It's like, this should have been first on the T app. Beware. He's scary, but there's even worse crimes than those. So basically it was a. It was a place to be. Like, are we dating the same guy? Have you seen this guy? Is there any red flags? Whatever, Whatever. You know, you know, it's like, beware of this man who has a mustache and is wearing overalls with one unbuttoned saggy on his shoulder and has painted nails. I'm gonna be sick. Beware. Because as you expected, he didn't ask for consent. So I guess, anyways, the T app got the idea from this anonymous Facebook group, and I think it was. It seems like it could have been create. Created in some haste because there wasn't as many security measures put in place as you'd like. It was anonymous, but for some reason it. It wanted you to verify yourself. Maybe. Like, I guess, I mean, there's. This is probably all nefarious from the people who created it. Again, preying on victims of U.S. women. But they wanted you to upload your driver's license to like, whatever, confirm your woman do something which, like any app that's asking you to like, take a picture of your driver's license and give it to their database is like, I don't think so. But curiosity kills the cat every single time. And how else are we supposed to keep our sister in sister then safe other than to upload the license? So upload the license. We did because we want to keep ourselves safe and others since we cannot trust our dear men. Your husband is the most is the one who's most likely to kill you. So anyways, this app, the T app is. Is not secure. And when you take a picture and upload your driver's license, it goes straight to like some kind of unsecure cloud which doesn't even need hacking. There's like a lack of an H3 or some kind of weird techy that I'm not privy to in this life. I'm a mere vessel to report the information that comes through me to you. But even if this was secure, it's like, oh, the cloud is just incredibly not. There's just no security around it. Re Remember my nudes almost getting leaked because my cloud got hacked? And after. And after I went to the police and played damsel in distress? Ma', am, I'm scared. I was definitely not in distress, but instead on the precipice of international stardom. And all the info the police were able to tell me is that the cloud is very easy to hack and not secure at all. And here I am still living a life of mediocre fame because it was easy to get my news, but they didn't even want to leak them. Rude. You know the Justin Bieber song is there Love? What about let me turn you on to Honey Love? Honey Love is an independent female founded brand. All Honey Love products are intelligently designed by women who actually wear them, including founder Bestie, who is highly involved in the development of each product. Honey Love recently launched their new cloud Embrace bra which sold out in days. It's a modern wireless T shirt bra with sturdy, lightly padded foam cups that feel like a cloud against your skin. Doesn't that sound nice? It's a wireless bra for people who love underwire. This style is bound to sell out again. So. So you better not wait. 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So anyways, back to the T app. So I guess like they would the men get word of what's happening and they feel they're being talked about or, or as they're claiming quote unquote docs which who even knows what that means? But I guess it means gathering information with malicious intent. No, you're the malicious one. You're the one trying to trap me and not treat me right. And I'm just trying to warn the others. But of course they took it personally. And maybe sometimes it's like I guess on Facebook there were moderators, but on the T app there there wasn't. So maybe just because whatever, I have to play both sides. Maybe the women were like taking it too far sometimes, are telling some, you know, untrue things. We're only human and we're scorned. What else are we supposed to do? So maybe there were a couple blips like that not using the app with. With its correct intention. But there were no moderators. So. But, but whatever. So anyways, the, the men are mad and they're mad because. Because we're smarter than them and don't like their behavior and don't like their get stuffed. And we need to spread the word. One of Robbie's good comedian friends, Annie Letterman, just, she just had like a clip from her podcast out that was literally like men, listen up. Women are scared of you. And pulled out a tall laundry basket full of pepper spray because they confiscate the pepper spray. I guess when you go in and this was the lost and found, this is only the pepper spray. She says that they forgot. And she's like, women are afraid of you. Literally. We have to carry around pepper spray. You think no matter what color, it's really clunky. You think I want to do that? I'd like to travel light for once in my life. But I always have to be on the defense. I always have to be worried. One finger on. Pepper spray unlocked. Who am I going to have to spray? Who's coming close? We always have to be on alert, but the men are mad at us. So the incels take this information to 4chan. It cannot be good. I don't quite exactly know what 4chan is, except I know that they pretty much hate women down there. It's like some kind of an app, a website. Like the Dark Web Deep State, really putting the double L and incels. Terrifying. Because, you know, they're in the basement, so obviously they're techie. They have nothing to live for besides their mother's three squares a day, besides their moms feeding them breakfast, lunch, and dinner a day, which is more. They could. They could not do that for themselves. And they're mad at us because we're the problem. Why they cannot get girlfriends. These are the ones that basically leaked all of the driver's license and the addresses from the T apps because they're mad that we're trying to figure out a way to protect ourselves and even, like, put it on a map. They were like, oh, here are where they all live. So they're like, oh, when the doxers get doxed, it's like, nobody's. We're not doxing. Please leave us alone. But. And I. I was on a Reddit thread listening to all of this, and someone was like, yeah, they're not mad because it's unfair, but because it's working. It's like, literally, we're getting smarter. And I guess, apparently, also from this Reddit thread, this is where I'm getting all my information. So honestly, who knows? This is why I took so. Oh, it took so long. I didn't want to, like, totally get into it because I'm like, I don't know. But you know what? This I can get behind. But also, this. This is just my free speech. In my opinion, it's a comedy podcast. It's funny. But apparently men tried to create an app like this. Like, that was similar, and it only lasted 24 hours because they immediate immediately started posting revenge porn. They're uncivilized, they're prehistoric, and they're cavemen. But anyways, we're trying to Prevent each other from being essayed. And they're mad. Somebody here. Okay, I don't know what men are listening in on this because I know I have a head on my head. But anyways, back to the T app. We're just trying to prevent each other from being essayed. And they're mad because we didn't split the bill. They're mad because we didn't want to jerk them off after they didn't come because they're sick in the head. I want to just use you as a nobody. Nothing attached to your hand and want your fingers soulless. This is how they see us. This is how they see. This is. They went to. This is how they want to see you. They wish you didn't even have a face or thoughts. They just want. They just want your five fingers. Honestly, four will work. Or six. They're not picky. Whatever it'll take to rub one out in silence. Now you are the vessel to provide an orgasm. Okay. And I guess. I guess we can quickly talk about the controversy that is Sydney Sweeney. She's really becoming a hot topic around here. You know what? We've heard it all. We've talked about it ad nauseam till we're blue in the face. And the only take I have is. Is really the jeans were ill fitting. Who wants ill fitting jeans? We're all on a journey to find the perfect pair of jeans and nobody has accomplished just that. And it will not end with American Eagle. But your ad is not doing you any favors. This ad should not be reporting good jeans. They're doing nothing for her dairy fucking air. It looks flat. I'm not saying she has a flat ass, okay? Not that Sydney Sweeney could be body shamed in any sense of the imagination. I have a flat ass, which is why I need very particular jeans to make it look perky, to give it a little something. Those are good genes. This ad is actually for bad jeans. That ass shot should have been replaced with another titty shot. Those are where her strengths lie. For a jeans ad that the jeans were bad. I feel like. I feel like that's the only thing you could really say. And it's like nobody's ever gone to American Eagle for jeans. I feel it's always been Abercrombie and. And maybe Hollister. But like American Eagle, it's like, why don't you. Robbie and I were talking about this. Why don't you tailor her jeans to fit her? Think of that. She's the model for this huge campaign and her jeans don't even fit her, but you have all the resources to make them fit her. And if American Eagle was really cool, which they're not, and if they had any kind of taste, which they don't, or if they had their finger on some kind of a pulse, but they're flatlined, they would have picked Kendrick Lamar. After the super bowl, everyone was going crazy for boot cut flare jeans. But this is what we get. I did hear the jeans were sold out, and I went to go check for myself. They're absolutely not. They're even on sale. She has some kind of, like a butterfly one, which. I don't know it. They also, like, weren't giving. I don't know. And then she had, like, you know, the Sydney Sweeney collection. There was like a stock photo, a cast, whatever, a model photo of her. And then she had two pairs of jeans on a jean under a jean. So now they're. Sorry, jeans are already bulky. Why would we wear a jean under a jean? Nobody wants that. So their creative team, their styling, everyone just needs to be fired. I mean, and I guess they put out a statement because of all the backlash and eugenics, and they were. They just, like, doubled down. But it's like, yeah, you know what? They know what they're doing. They like the controversy, marketing. But now the original commercial where she. It's like, Sydney Sweeney has good genes. Gns and they cross it out and put J, E A N S. It's like, really hard to find. It doesn't pop up when you Google the Sydney Sweeney ad. So I feel like they are making a concerted effort to, like, try and cover their tracks. But then they double down. If you're going to double down, let it all hang out. Just tell us what you actually mean. And the whole campaign was like. They was like, that's fine. I'm not approved. You guys know how I feel about. I'm like, whatever, whatever. Like, I was, like, down for her bathwater and stuff, actually, because I'm like, she's been exploited since she's been young, obviously. She's just using these men to. To make money and, like. But I feel like American Eagle is, like, kind of towards kids. It's like a kids brand. And she was like, very sexual. Whatever, whatever. What are you gonna do? Everyone needs to be fired, though. I think the CEOs, the styling, they're creative. I mean, they just need to revamp this missed the mark. So that's that on Sydney Sween. We'll see what she has for us next week. Something else. I mean, it's. It's just, yes, she's keeping on, keeping on. And. And you know what? But it's like, we know that she's doing everything for the money. Like, she doesn't have any kind of a moral compass. Compass. It's like, oh, yeah, somebody else would have been like, oh, I don't want to do that. But obviously she's not going to push back. It's just not what she does. She wants paycheck. And she's like, yeah, I'm down. So. So. Well, in that case, you know, thanks for coming back time and time again, you guys. I really appreciate it from the bottom of my hair. I'll see you next time. I'll see you next week on Long Winded. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.