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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Glen Powell and Charlie Kirk
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we’re back this week! Discussing having your period during an eclipse, Glen Powells latest GQ cover with fake muscles and Charlie Kirk
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Oh, no. Oh, no. You're seeing my eyes. Okay, now I can get to work. Oh, we're back in the studio. Let me give you a crack for all the haters. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm an animal. Okay, well, I'm happy to be back. We're back here. I took a week off, and apologies to those dedicated listeners, but I needed a break doing this. I was doing this. I so busy, and I'm in a new contract, so. So two weeks in, took a break. Gotta get them in early. You know, just so you set the tone, this is what's going on. Let me set my expectations. I already negotiated my episodes down to 45 for a year, which is seven weeks off. Now I'm down to six. But I will be using them, but not willy nilly, Only if I need to. And I did set myself free a little bit. When I decided I was gonna skip. It was gonna be impossible. But I did miss you. I missed you. I was in New York, working a lot. I was staying in the Bowery. I can't. I can't say enough about it. Honestly. I would only leave. I was rotting in there, and I would leave once a day to rip an American spirit. You know, they burn slow. They burn nice and slow. So it was a good break from reality. Every time I'd be like, oh, you want to, like, step outside? And then my partner in crime, whoever I decided to rip a heater with, could never finish it, but I could. It went down like water. But now I have to lay off because I do worry about my health. Surprisingly, not so surprisingly. Maybe a little too much. Every time I went outside, I felt like that Ben Affleck meme, which. Which I never know if he has a cigarette or not. The one where he's taking out the trash and like has an exasperated look on his face. Me, around the corner of the Bowery from doing absolutely nothing all day. In fact, sometimes I'd have to like make a plan to leave just so my trash could get taken out. It's like, okay, there's too many Diet Cokes, too many zinc packages. I had a little bit of a cold and I had to get the zinc nose spray. Cannot recommend enough. I feel like a new person the next day because this is where you contract a lot of your illnesses is through your nose. So you need zinc up the nose. Anyways, I'd have to like plan to leave for a couple hours. I'm like, okay, I could go down to the lobby, but it's kind of dark in there and my eyes don't always adjust great for meetings because they can't see the desperation on your face. So I'd like go to Staples, which Staples was packed and it's very encouraging for storefronts. Amazon has nothing on Staples in Soho, absolutely nothing. People were in, in the back to school spirit. They were shopping, they were enjoying. The line was around the printing cartridges, printing paper. Just kidding. You have to get the print the cartridges from the front. They're like locked up as they should be. They're expensive. But I do hate to break it to you, one ballpoint pen and a green highlighter is not going to save you from your student loans. So better enjoy now because there's only hell to come. I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. It might. And what's $7 versus 70,000, you know, please, please enjoy. I, I was at. I, on the other hand, was at Staples returning an Amazon product, a podcast light that I had to order. This is what I have to do to, for you. I have to order equipment to the hotel room. So I miss no more than one week set up in the hotel room. Everything's clanking, clanking, breaking around. So I had to order podcast light so I could deliver you an episode. And then obviously I was going to return it used and abused and everything. But all went well because I just got my money back. And I don't feel bad. I don't, I don't feel bad. Who do I, who do I feel bad for? Jeff Bezos. No, he can afford. He doesn't. He can afford. He doesn't even know his inventory. He's so hands off, I swear. But it's like I, I just can't say enough of The Bowery. It was so much of my experience. Experience. It was the first time I stayed there. If you go, I highly recommend even for just like one night a staycation. I mean, you had to drag. You had to drag me out by my luscious locks just so I could get some fresh air. But why would I step outside when I have railroad styled window panes that. That open so the fresh air can come to me? That was on the description on their website and it got me. Obviously. Why would I leave when there's some things on the room service menu I haven't tried? Aha, it's Saturday. It's a brunch menu. It might be old to them, but it's new to me. Give it a shot. I could leave a little and experience more of the city. Quite possibly. But the Bowery is New York to me. So why would I go anywhere? So I didn't is what I'm trying to say is I didn't. Just so you know, right now we are going to get into some more serious stuff later. Actually, it's not going to be serious. But let me. But let me finish, okay? Because I have a theory. I have a theory that I've been running by everyone and it has to kind of do with my aforementioned luscious locks, which is that. Which is. That is. Astrological signs are carry the same characteristic among the same signs regarding your hair. Mostly, if you notice, I'm a Leo moon and Leos are said to have good hair. Look at this. As I've said before, it's the one good thing my mother gave me. And no, I won't stop saying it because there's some of you who are new here and you will. And I want to make sure that all the newcomers hear every single one of my jokes. So anyways. But I have a new one. I have a new theory about Virgos because I've met you guys. Ever notice there's a ton of Virgos right now? I went to two birthday parties last week. There's 365 days in a year. What are you doing having birthdays back to back? Everywhere I looked got a little high, responded to some Instagram stories, birthdays everywhere. You know what? All the Virgos had Bobs. I came in to got all the Virgos. All the Virgos I already knew had bob slash short hair. I don't wanna. I'm not saying Bob in a derogatory term. I think bobs are really cute. And if you have. And if you are able to have short hair, And a Bob. You should. I can't because I. I would just look, it would mushroom out. It's just too much. But I met two new ones as I was saying. One, one of my good friends birthday shout out to Morgan was just recently. She has short hair. And then I met somebody in a meeting who was a Virgo. Who. They kind of look the same. Both gorgeous, obviously. The new one I met at a bop, because this is where I was going at Morgan's birthday party. I met. She was on the cusp of a Virgo Libra. She had a bob, a very cute Bob. So I would say she's more Virgo than Libra. I don't know. These are. These are just my observations. And speaking of Bob's luscious locks and astrology, there was just the new moon or. Sorry, there was just an eclipse. Excuse me, Me. And apparently if you have your period on an eclipse, it means you're a white witch. Whenever I have a chance to tell you about my period, I'm going to take it. I'm a white witch and I'm powerful and omnipotent. Supposed to be, supposedly as I bleed hemorrhage through one of my three holes, but actually I felt feeble. What does that have to say about the white witch? I felt tired and I felt bitchy and I had to take a Tylenol. So now I'm feeling autistic, says Trump. You know, that whole thing, I was. I was bedridden with a heating pad and period legs. Do you guys know period legs? You know, have you ever had. Have you ever had period legs? Now, you'll be aware to the phenomenon once I introduce it to you, but it's where your legs feel different. Not good. They feel. They feel like they can't support the rest of your torso, of your body. They're a little tingly, maybe partially numb and very, very weak because all the blood flow from the gams are going straight to your uterus to gather so your uterus can shed a lining to make it feel anew for what I ask the uterus. I am a lesbian. But actually, actually sometimes I like my period because it feels. Because one, I like to complain, and two, it does make me feel feminine and maybe after the fact, powerful. Like, look at what my body can do. Even though I'm not ripening up, freshening up for a baby, I am all that is woman. But back to the white witch during an eclipse, it's like, of course, of course, we are all matter and energy and space is all matter and energy. And I'm sure the gravitational pull has something to do with it because the shifts up there are causing the shifts down there. Just getting down here. But. But I'm on a slew. I'm on a slew of antidepressants. And so the stars and in the moon and Mercury could be retrograding. It seems like it's always retrograding. What about if you prograde it every once in a while? Ever thought of that? To give me to. To catch me? What do you say? Yeah, catch her some slack. To catch me some fucking slack. But. But the neurotransmitters in my brain remain the same be. At least they're supposed to. Because I take medication. Bid for it. For that exact purpose, maybe. TID definitely did, because I'm on a new medication. I'm still on lamictal. Lamictal is the best thing that's ever happened to me. It's really been my drug of choice. I've been on it for a long time now, maybe a year and six months, which as long as I've ever stuck with everything, anything. It's really helped with the depression. It's really helped with that pit in my stomach. But. So all I have to say is, is astrology affecting my very controlled neurotransmitters in my brain? Can I manifest while on the combination of Lamictal, Nardal, Ativan once a week, a joint every other day? So maybe we need, like, a sect of astrology that involves mood stabilizers and serotonin reuptake inhibitors, and the newest one, monoamine oxidase inhibitor. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe, hopefully. Maybe it's. Maybe that's what they call Vedic astrology. Maybe it's already out there and it's just called something. Will you please settle down? The dog will not relax. Come on. People are like, how's Nardo? He's alive and well. He fully has munch housings. He's doing better than ever. Okay, Please, please, please.
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I've been hitting up McDonald's for years.
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Nardo. Okay, Lay down, please. Please lay down. Lay down. What are you leaving? Come on. Easy. Good boy. Oh, okay. Well, can I have a little space? Okay, back to it. Okay. Another pressing issue is. Is men in the media. And we'll get to the big one in just a second. But I. I would. There. Men are infiltrating the editorial space. They're all over it. Leave me some room to live. What do you know about posing and your angles? I've taught you everything there is to know, haven't I? And you repay me by taking up all of the space in the magazine covers. This is what I get? It's for women. It's for women. Let me play dress up. And you, stick to your khaki pants. Button up that vest. What are you, a girl? What are you, a lady? Why is your vest all unbuttoned? And why are you waxing your chest? Let it go. All natural. Another resource you're taking away from women. If I choose to do so. Now you're at the European Wax center and I. I can't get an appointment. And you know how I feel about Travis Kelce's GQ shoot. An assault on my vision. And now I have no hope for the future. I'm back to where I was despondent, as they say, and what life may bring reminds me I am. I am reading another Joan Didion book. I feel like she's much darker than people give her credit for. I do have a. Which I like, but apparent. She was. She was locked up to the loony bin. And she says. She says her psychiatrist assessment of her. It stated. And then she got the records, I'm assuming to report on them because she's a reporter. And it said. It is as though she feels deeply that all human effort is doomed to failure. Yes, Joan, my thoughts exactly. After seeing Travis Kelce with that mustard yellow Birkin in the swamp. It pains me. It hurts. Did he have to play that little Hermes game to get to the Birkin that he wanted? Did he have to respond whenever they called? Like cattle. And then they do the old bait and switch. They bait you with a Birkin and then they switch to an Hermes scarf. Nothing wrong with the scarf. But I came here for the Burke. But this time around, I can only imagine he was offered the yellow mustard right away because who's gonna make you work for that? They were dying to get rid of it. Jane would be Sick. I don't know if she's still alive, so maybe she is sick. And I don't even know what size is. Size it is. I know I've said it before, but the size comparison on all of. On this large, large man. Imagine how big that Birkin had to be to make him look small. Like we're talking, like sizes we've never seen before. They had to get rid of it. No one would want it. Obviously, I'm in the GQs, if you couldn't tell. I'm in the GQ's Instagram. I'm doing some research also. That's like, what are you guys. Who are you guys taking pictures of? Who's taking up all the editorial space? Oh, yeah, a UFC fighter. Okay, what about his tbi? Are we going to write about that? There's some other concerning ones, but. But I don't always, always have. I don't always have bad things to say because I did like Glenn Powell's most recent feature. Maybe a cover, I don't know is at least digital. Here's a digital cover. Glenn Powell. That's all you get. Well, that's all I want. Give it to me. But it's. It was giving. It was giving. Lesbian. It's our first lesbian cover of gq. Give it up for the queers. It feels good. It. It was. It was. It was giving. Was giving lesbian. It was giving Trans man. It was giving. Love. Lies. Bleeding. Have you guys seen that movie? An incredibly underrated movie with Kristen Stewart. And I forget who the. Who the other actor was, but she was really good. And she starts taking testosterone. She hulks the out. So it's like, obviously whoever the production team that put this together had seen that and took inspo A. Straight from. Straight from the too much tea. Hulked out body is. He was like, wearing some kind of a costume. Like, it had, like, fake muscles. It looked like it was full of cotton, but painted over. So he had, like, exploding biceps and thighs that he probably wished he could have in real life. But let's be honest, he just doesn't have the body type. So he needs prosthetics to make him feel this way. And that's great. Slay King. What do we need quintups instead of quadrups for in the thighs. Four already. When they're. When they're busting out like that, it looks scary. It looks too much. It looks like it's too much for your skin to handle. Is it gonna break out of the epidermis? And are we gonna See the fascia? I hope not. I hope not, because I'm off duty and I will look the other way. So why do you need four of them? And in that tight skin, it's too much, and it's really not aesthetically pleasing. Aesthetically pleasing. Aesthetically pleasing. But we have. We have to give him props. We have to commend him for honestly saying yes. When this creative was brought to him, he wasn't. He didn't run the other way and insist on camo pants on some kind of a water jet pack and what I can only assume was the Miami River. No, I will not shut up about Travis Kelsey's photo shoot, because how is there enough force, how is there enough jet in the pack to get that man to defy gravity? Could. Has to be AI. Has to be Photoshop. Also, I think when I was looking over the feature, like, Glenn Powell kind of looks like Elon Musk, which I just is besides the point. But it makes it even better when thinking about Elon Musk in this somewhat of an adjacent fat suit. I don't know, just feels. It feels good to think about. And it's this one. This GQ is for the leathers. It's. We're leaning in to hyper masculinity and what it all means. Okay, They've. They've just started thinking about this. Glenn Powell's kind of feminine as a person. All those rom coms, you know, so he could. He could have been too insecure, but instead, he really leaned in and was like, I think. I think this is great for us to do and explore. And now I'm a fan. Now I'm a fan. Before, I didn't really think much of it. In fact. In fact, I probably didn't like him for no reason, might I add. For absolutely no reason. But here I am, a fan. He's got a fan in me. He does kind of look like Woody, now that I'm thinking of Toy Story, if. If Elon Musk and Woody came together, I guess if they had a baby. Because we all know that Elon Musk does not have sex. So, like, I think it could actually happen in. In his world of technology and AI. And that baby is Glenn pal. He also did, like, a presidential, like, photo where he had, like, prosthetics all over his face and he looked kind of waxy. And I don't know, I just thought the photography and the makeup was really so. And then. Okay. And then, like, the whole magazine feature was like, the state of American men in 2020. 5. Naturally, I did a little scoff. And I was just going to judge the whole article piece based off the Instagram caption. Like, I normally do rage bait, but instead I was like, let me. Let me take it a step further. Let me be curious. Let me use my mind and do a little digging. So I did do the roundabout. I had to go to gq, Glen, pal, blah, blah, blah, because I couldn't find it in their link in their bio. Who knows how to navigate that? But then instead of just judging from the caption, I read the article and then I judged. I mean, it was. It was a nice sentiment. Like, what does it mean to be a man in 2025? It's like, I. I'm tired. You guys have had literally 2,000 years to figure it out. Women know. We've been knowing what it's like to be a woman and what it's like to be a man this whole time, and you guys are just now catching up.
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Okay, well, enough of that. Let's get into Charlie Kirk. I mean, I am glad I took the week off last week because there was so much discussion around it, and what was I going to say that really hadn't have already been said? Plus, there was, like, everything changes so much in the beginning. There's, like, misinformation and not acting like I'm, like, I can even navigate through that or. That's why I took a week off. It just happened. Okay. And now I can, like, we have a little bit of clarity, and now I can feel comfortable talking about it. Not that I'm gonna say any. All of it's alleged, in my opinion. Whatever. Whatever. Okay, comedy podcast, whatever buzzwords there are, but last week or two weeks ago, when my last episode came out, you know, I recorded on Tuesday. I really thought I did something with the 911 bit. I was like, oh, this is so good, so funny. And then Charlie Kirk happened Wednesday, and then my. Then the episode came out on Thursday and it just. And it just didn't hit the same. It was overshadowed. It's not his fault, obviously. I did try and put up a clip on Instagram. I thought it was good. I had one person DM me be, like, unarchive that video so it doesn't seem like I'm crazy. And I'm like, I can't because I'm afraid maybe I took it. I. I had to live my life. I took a swing, and I could have missed because I think I got hit. I think I got silenced. I was shadow banned, and we can't have that. So, I mean, I. So like I said, everything's alleged, okay? Everything is all in my opinion. And who am I? Who am I? A reality TV star hanging around with the. With the. With the. With the thong with a whale tail coming out of her pants. All my brains lie in the string of my G. Now, remember that. I've heard there's a list of like 53,000 to 63,000, a list of people that the feds, who knows, are keeping track of, who have not said nice things about our president or maybe our government. And we can only. And I don't think that those people are going to be celebrated. I think they're gonna be punished. I don't think this is a good thing to be on the list. But you remember, if you're listening for the first time, I get some kind of an agent listening to my podcast. You remember, I've already been physically and mentally tortured my whole life, physically, by numerous aesthetic devices. Good luck. You don't even want to know, because you wouldn't be able to handle. On the. On the other foot, if I'm not on the list, I do take it personally because. Why are you not listening to my podcast? Who's not listening to Long Winded? This should be ubiquitous, the title on everybody's tongue. And if you are here in some kind of CIA agent, say my name on the list. It said. It's. It's. It's pronounced Veronica, spelled V E R O N I K A. That is my real and legal name, but be careful with it. And. And I shouldn't. I honestly shouldn't even be on the list. I've only ever commented on the President's health, and it's mostly coming from a concerning place. It's not criticism, you know, and if I am, and if I am waiting in some kind of queue, can only imagine it's like below the realist of 50,000, of 53,000 people and I'm down here in the queue. Somebody's waiting, their fingers hovering over the return button. Let's put her into the list. Let's get her out of the queue before you press submit to move it into the blacklisted doc. Because I would like to come back in the country if I choose to leave. Listen to me, I'm fully red pilled. I'm not even being funny. I'm not even kidding. This isn't even a joke. I'm borderline scarlet fevered. So deeply red, it's dark red from believing in this presidency. Trump 2052. I've really, this is, this has been the subliminal messaging in all of the podcasts. If you go back and really listen while you're asleep, this isn't new around here. And, and if you have, and if he has listened to anything I said, he being, being the Trump, being the president. I am. I'm not licensed to give medical advice, but if I was, I would encourage you to keep eating that sodium heavy. It. It'll only keep your mind clear and capable of making all of these informed decisions. There's sodium channels everywhere. And you know how they work. You got to flood them. I'm talking salt and vinegar chips. I think your spray tan and that little jig you do is just what we need for the country to unite. Take my credit card, roll back my rights. I don't care. UNICEF was already stealing money from me, from my credit card. Take it away. Take the money away from them. I can't really. Obviously, I can't make up my mind if I'm for or against the government, but UNICEF did fraudulently steal $200 from me. And that was. It was only $200 because I caught it in time. It was signed up for a monthly recurrence. And yes, it was the first time because I was like, can you look back at my bank statements? Did I do this previously and forgot? I, you know, I have the memory of a goldfish. I was wrecking my brain. What I had for dinner Friday night, I could not figure it out. I was high $200 a month. And this could be part of their plan because when I called to report the fraud to Chase bank, they were like, so you're telling me you've never given money to UNICEF before? No, no, I can't say that. For sure. I've given money to the Red Cross, but all I'm saying is I didn't give money to UNICEF this time. I have to protect my money. It's my due diligence to report this. I'm just reporting fraud. So there. So you've never donated money? They say to me, no, I know I have. I have donated money. I can show you the receipts. I can show you all of the gofundmes I have, just not to UNICEF this time. They're like, so it's just $200. So only $200. Oh, that's besides the point. It was stolen from me. But they're. They all got to be in on it, you know, they're all working together, I bet. And the gas and the gaslitation didn't work this time, even though I did question after I got off the phone, if I had just kept the recurring monthly $200. So. So take away. Take away my credit cards, take away my monies. I don't know what gold bars are or really how to get them, but I will figure it out, given the chance if I need to, with which I can't tell if I want to or not. I'm confusing myself, but, you know, yeah.
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Okay, now that that's out of the way, Charlie Kirk. It's. It. It's terrifying. Honestly, I think after seeing the video, I got just this, like, overall sense of doomdom, because this is what our country has become. We are literally seeing someone die in the most cryptic possible way right before our eyes on social media. I mean, it was obviously the video was traumatizing. It was so sick. And for us to have access to that, it's like really scary. It was. It felt like it was on purpose. Like it was. It was clear whoever coordinated this, you know, the assassination, Tyler Robinson, the alleged assassin. But it seems bigger than just one radicalized young guy acting alone. I Don't know. Sue me. And alleged. Because we don't know. Because we don't know we're being lied to left and right. We just don't know. But whatever, whoever did this, whatever happened, they wanted it to be on social media for all of us to see. See, it's ominous. It's. It's foreboding in regards to free speech and public assassinations and just what kind of violence and retaliations will become normalized. I mean, it's like, you know, like I said, it's like just if it feels like these days nothing is as it seems. Like if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck and looks like a duck, it's probably a duck call. This is where we're at, living in this society under this government Occam's razor. Not around here you don't. For those of you who don't know Occam's Razor, which I just learned about it the other day, so I'm here to tell you, it's basically like if it is. If it's the most obvious, it is like if this is a candle, it probably is. It's not like kindness, that doesn't exist around here. And, and just to be clear, I'm not like one. I'm not celebrating his death, you know, at all. I think it's really scary. Like I said before, I do not agree with his ideology and either. I mean, for obvious reasons. I think we know kind of what he was talking about. He. He was preaching from a very like Christian or religious standpoint, which a lot of times is rooted in misogyny. He would say things like, women should serve their, their husbands. They're obviously pro life, which it's like I don't. Nobody even cares about. Not the men at least. Like, you just cannot convince me that anyone actually give about it. They're just trying to politicize religion to get everyone all riled up and turn against each other. It's like part of the tactic. It's like contrarian because. Because how would God know about abortion when he was doing all that stuff back then and his 40 days and 40 nights. We didn't have the medical technology back then and, and be okay. I guess that was before Christ and the beginnings of ad. We didn't even have hygiene back then. We were only hunting and gathering. He didn't know. He didn't know about abortion. What can he. What if he was pro choice? Anybody ever consider that? And what, what if he was pro choice? I mean, what if she was pro choice because God is a woman around here, as Ariana Grande said. But most notably with Charlie Kirk and his ideals. He was a vehement protector of gun rights of the second Amendment. And he, like whatever, famously said that gun deaths are worth it to protect our other God given rights, which are owning guns. I assume, again, God didn't know what the fuck a gun was back then. He couldn't have. I don't know when artillery was invented, but it's like he was still wearing a toga. They didn't even have, like, inseams yet. And it's like he was shot literally as he was speaking about gun rights, which I don't think it was ironic. I think it was like, in spite of. I think it was very on purpose. I don't think that was a coincidence. And there's just. I don't know if there's. Maybe. Maybe Allegedly. Who knows? Here's a. Here's a thought. Maybe Tyler Robinson has sonar hearing and eagle eyes, sniper vision because he could hear exactly what he was talking about and timed it exactly right. And maybe he was watching the. The debate, the Charlie Kirk speaking on a live stream while he was looking through the magnifier hole. But as we know, men cannot multitask to. So I don't know if that debunks it at all. I'm just. I'm just talking out loud. Alleged. Remember, my brains are in my butt with the. With the G string. And like I said, I'm not celebrating. Nardo cannot figure it out. Okay, sit. Sit. Okay. I'm not celebrating his death at all. We do not share the same ideology, and I do believe his words were and, you know, are harmful. But the gruesome symbolic way in which he died is really scary. It's like. It's like cryptic symbolism. It's just not good. And I don't think it is something that, you know, we. We should really like, kind of. And I don't want to sound preachy at all, because obviously, who am I? You can do whatever the fuck you want, but I personally just think it's. It's scary above all else. Even though his. His words were pretty whack to me. So hopefully. So hopefully I don't end up on any CIA kind of list. I mean, I do want to reach that level of fame, but I cannot afford security. Let's be real. My Uniqlo security has since quit and. Long live the lesbians. But I do not need them as bodyguards. They're gonna. They're gonna get caught up in a Virginia Woolf novel and then forget how to tackle the enemy. We've talked about this. You use your shoulder, and then you use your hip on their hip and you press their opposite shoulder. Get your nose out of the book. The jury's still out. Yeah, I think she was a lesbian. I know, you're right. But right now, it's about protecting me. Their braless nip is gonna. Is gonna bounce all over the place, and then we'll lose sight of the aggressor because as we all know, lesbian see through our areolas. How do you keep track of northwest, east, and south if you can't see if they're going every which way? The nipple, it can't focus. You can't protect me while you're surfing the strap on web. Oh, well, what about this? What about this penile prosthetic? It shoots come. Hello. He's rushing me. It comes with the lube that's supposed to look like come. Okay, I'm on the ground. Okay, that's it for me. Okay, that's enough. Anyways, whatever. I do believe in free speech. Obviously. Someone with a platform who likes to talk shit, and not only about the president's yeasty head, but I want to be able to talk about. About his beliefs and policies and not be killed for it. So it seems like. It just seems like a scare tactic, mind you. A very effective one, mind you. I'm scared. It's not even tactic. It's like more like punishment by death of free speech. Which is the only one thing right now that's separating us as a democratic country from a fascinated country, the fascists. This is. And we're toeing the line. We're toeing the line. Some have already said we've crossed it. Look at what happened to Jimmy Kimmel. I did unsubscribe to Disney plus even though he's back. I couldn't watch Dancing with the Stars last night because if you think I'm resigning up, you're dead wrong. It's too much toggling. It's too much clicking. I don't even know how I got signed up in the first place. Probably last year. Dancing with the Stars. But I'm gonna watch the clips on Tick Tock. So which is it going to be first? Death by first Amendment or death by AI? Which is gonna take us first? So. So if AI is gonna ruin our lives, one of these things, do I even need. Do I even need to stop my long burning American spirit? Which one's gonna take me out first. That or my high cholesterol, knock on wood. It's not high enough to get on medicine and it's, it's what do you call it? Genetic, not generic. And I do have free will, so. And so in spite of all this, I will continue to worry about my chondrias because it's actually what brings me joy. And it takes, it takes a lot of, it takes up a lot of my headspace and at least I'm thinking about something. So please, I hope I live long enough to be able to continue to worry. But who knows with the question of free speech and AI and again, I want to be clear. I am not, I'm not making excuses for, for these kind of people who are spreading this kind of rhetoric. I, I honestly, I do think people who share this thing are kind of brainwashed. Sue me. I don't, I don't think they're very smart. I don't think it's rooted in critical thinking. Of course I always want to hear both sides of an argument. Kinda, kinda wink, wink. No, but I do. But don't just preach things at me. If you, at this point it feels like you don't want to have a back and forth and there's no real room for nuance and to share my opposing points. And that's like what it felt like. And I, obviously this is what those like speaking tours are. It's kind of like a pastor in a way. It feels like um, like the way they, whatever, just preach and, and if you like that, totally good for you. I'm just saying I'm speaking personally. But he, you know, I think he chose college campuses for, for a reason. There wasn't again, there wasn't much room for discussion for nuance when an 18 year old with a barely formed brain and social anxiety, when thousands are watching you in this some kind of stadium are watching you pose a question and then the other person just kind of like stonewalls you and just repe. Same stuff over and over like a generalization and it isn't even listening or is trying to indulge you at all. And we know, you know, college kids, they're young, they're impressional, impressionable. This is the time where you can like get, work out some of your college beliefs or sorry, political beliefs. But this is just the beginning. I mean look at, look at how far I've come from when I was 18 to 22 to now. I, I believed in heterosexuality back then. My frontal lobe was still growing and thinking even though it knew something was off based on the relationships I had with my girlfriends. Emotional, shall I say? I used to believe in heterosexuality. And now look at me here. I am a predator creditor. That's what my therapist says I am. She says I give too much predator credit. Well, explain Carol, because I was lamenting about the. The Delta agent who checked me in and that I took personally because he said that I had a nice smile is objectively bad. On my driver's license, it looks great. In person, I will say on my driver's license, it's a bad smile. It's confused. It's apprehensive. It's not. It's not confident. My ponytails to the side. And this is supposed to be a reflection of my driving abilities. This smile is sending a message of driving incapabilities. This smile is saying, pedestrians shall yield to me. This smile looking back at you is saying, stop signs are optional. My crooked ponytail lives for exhilaration and acceleration. During a yellow light. Look both ways really quick as it turns yellow and then hope to God you make it. Ah. I feel alive. Do you know I need help with. Because normally I feel not alive. And he was the one. He was the one with the lazy eye looking every which way. So I couldn't tell what his intentions were. He had an ulterior motive with that eye that could not be controlled. I couldn't tell. I couldn't tell where it was looking. Ah. I found it down my bosom. Of course I have predator creditor. They cannot be trusted. I've earned my predator creditor score in the 800s, just like my credit score. Maybe. Maybe it's in the mid-700s. High-700s took me years and years to build. I've earned this score by being a woman walking this earth. I give credit to the predator because I've had to. I've had to take on the responsibility of assigning the creep factor, which comes from the predators complimenting me on my short skirt every chance you get. Every chance they get. This is not for you. This whale tale is a political statement, not for the brosephs oogling. Plus a hundred points on the predator creditor. Watching me struggle, putting my heavy carry on into the overhead cabin. Watching me instead of putting those worked out biceps to good use. Plus 100 on the predator creditor. What, are you going to sit around with those and watch me instead of helping me? A male gynecologist, chiropractor and chiropractor or masseuse, I would add in this plus 500 points for the Predator creditor. What do you know about the ridges inside my vagina? And if they're healthy, you don't even have one. And looking in your toolbox, I see a metal speculum still. Why haven't you upgraded to the plastic warm ones? Yours is ice cold. And I will not be staying for my scheduled lobotomy. Predator creditor. Okay, but back to what I was saying. Yeah, I think that people who kind of like share. Share these ideals aren't even really believing themselves. They feel like they're kind of regurgitating, which, again, I'm not making excuses. Rhetoric can be dangerous. These. These are just my thoughts on the matter. And you came here to listen to them week after week. But yeah, I think it's like sometimes there. There is an ulterior motive when you have such a large platform, you're. Or not know, but you know, he was the largest youth conservator movement. Not again, not saying he deserved to die for this at all. I'm just saying, like, sometimes you say things in such a. Like a pandering way and that you're a little bit telling your audience what they want to hear, even though you might have had a change of heart in some things, but you're afraid to lose them. And that's just, I guess, what it is. But, yeah, I know there's kind of all kinds of theories about. About, you know, what happened and why Tyler Robinson allegedly did what. What he did. And I don't fucking know. I don't know who's. Who's to say. Literally nothing's as it seems. But they're trying to blame the radical left for. For getting gay rights and trans activism, but because of what the Bullets were saying. But, like, have we even seen the Bullets? I want to see a picture of the Bullet. I want to see the evidence with. With the sayings engraved. We've only seen what Governor Cox had to say with his bald head that literally somehow has less hair than my pussy lips, even after laser hair removal. And let me tell you, they are similar surface areas. Where's your hair? But all we've seen is Governor Cox reporting. You know, what the Bullets allegedly said. And this on a laughing matter. But in the room where you could hear a pin drop and he's reading off what the Bullets say, and then he goes, you're gay. Lmao. Like, I feel like I could just like, replay that because it's just hearing it come from him and so serious and him probably. And it's like he's kind of, you know, he's on the receiving end. Like, somebody was. It felt like somebody was saying that to Governor Cox, like, you're gay. Lmao. And then he's, like, repeating it. I don't know. Anyways, I want to see the actual bullets with the, you know, incel written language and, like, video game. I don't really totally know that, but apparently that's what these sayings were. Were coming from. Where's this, like, kind of corner of the Internet? I want to see. I want to see for the. For our own eyes. And there's like this big storyline in the mainstream media, which we can't. We can't keep straight is like, how many times he changed his clothes. We're still wondering. Oh, they're kind of inserting this story that's like, he just really likes to change his clothes. First he was in a maroon shirt, but he changed it while he was on the run. But then he changed back, you know, when he was arrested after his dad turned him in. But, oh, now he's. We're saying the palm tree. We're saying he was wearing a shirt with an American flag on it. And it's like, I don't. I don't know. But any kind of, like, gay rights activist, I don't think, like, normally is drawn to an American flag T shirt. Maybe a rainbow flag shirt, but not necessarily an American flag. So it feels to me. It feels to me that the call may be coming inside of the house, not from the sky blue pill libs. You know, I'm just. This is just my opinion. Who am I? Who am I? Nobody. Absolutely nobody. We all saw the incredibly believable, not tampered with text messages that, you know, appeared to be the creation of. Of the FBI between Tyler and his quote, unquote roommate or. Sorry. Between Tyler. Yeah. And his roommate or, like, lover. I don't know if we've made that distinction. Who. Who we still have not seen or heard from, even though he was on the other side of receiving these text messages. And someone on TikTok on a comment under the tik. Under the comment of the text messages was like, this feels like fan fiction from the FBI. And I was. Because I love the idea of fan fiction. Anyways. It all smells fishy. It smells fishy like the Pacific Ocean. I'm not talking about the Atlantic Ocean, which is much cleaner. The Pacific Ocean that's ridden with sewage. Its mouth like the chicken of the sea. The tuna fish can I use to feed Nam her steroids. She has the itches. And these text messages basically like cross examined themselves for no reason. The roommate was not even asking like prying or certain questions, mind you. All this is happening while Tyler is on the run. And he was saying exactly where the gun was explicitly that there were fingerprints on it. Well, that he did it. He admitted to the crime and why he did it. He was just so sick of it. The serial number was on the gun. I mean his. We knew his grandpa was really mad at him. It's like it all seems. It seems like it's done on purpose. It seems like a distraction for the distraction from the distraction for the distraction which is the Epstein files. I won't. I will not shut the fuck up about the Epstein files. I'm one of those, which I don't even know. The Epstein birthday book just came out. Is that a distraction? Who would explicitly draw across a cartoon? Maybe they're this dumb and this sick that they would explicitly, explicitly draw cartoon of kids and Epstein like performing kind of lewd acts. If you guys haven't seen it, you have to look it up. But we forgot all about that. It seems like they're not even trying at this point or considering that we might have a brain in deciphering these text messages and seeing all these crazy things that come out. Huh. And you know what I think? I think that's it. We could go on and on. I will say, if you're really interested, which I feel like we all are, there's this writer and journalist, Max Blumenthal, who's been doing a lot of interviews. I'm not going to regurgitate what he. He says because you can figure it out on your own. I cannot do everything for you. But he's been following Charlie Kirk since 2016 and has some interesting things to say and like has a website and stuff. But I will say that this is. The government has been doing this all along. They've been doing this the whole time. They've always been lying to us. They always control who goes on the media, who you know is being interviewed, what stories are getting out, this and that. This isn't new. We're just waking up. So I don't know if that's disheartening or promising, but this is where I leave you. So until next time. I'm long winded. So I was just parking my car and then I saw you. The Gecko. Huge fan. I'm always honored to meet fans out in the wild. The honor is mine. 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