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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
heterofatalism
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we’re talking what heterofatalism really means and what made it come about.
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Are you watching I Love la?
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Because I am.
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It's the original HBO series by Rachel Sennett and she is a genius. You can watch I Love LA on HBO Max. Don't miss all new episodes of I Love LA, Sundays at 10:30pm exclusively on HBO Max. Subscription required. Visit hbo max.com for details.
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But the only thing that actually helped it healed it was the K18. So shop at Sephora or get 10% off your first order at K18Hair.com with code Gabby. That's K18Hair.com. Hello. Hello. I'm blown out your ears. Hello. Hello. How's this? I have to do this all again because I had a mishap. I had a mishap. Things have been mishapping lately and mishap means something that you can maybe handle, but it makes you really want to writhe on the floor. But you know, it's not big enough of a deal, too. I don't know if it's mercury or not, but she's on my list of people and things to blame. That's right, my toilet was clogged. Not because of me, excuse me, I'm an innocent being, but because my pipes are old and I had to look around the house for a plunger. And then all the sparkling waters waterfalled out of the fridge one by one in a slow, fast motion like Niagara Falls on the slow speed. And now I have to record a whole apple because the sound had mishapped because the cord was falling out and I didn't check this down before. That's my fault. So here I am again. It was falling out when I went to go get the memory card and I was like, oh, this cannot be right. Oh, something must be wrong. I went back to check the recording. It was wrong all right. Only every other word you could hear me scream. And I had already signed up for Pilates, so I just got back. Egg shaking, core engaged. Let's go. I do like Pilates in Toronto because it's not cultish. It's not cult. Like you can go. You can get your stretches on, you can go in your bare souls because they're not pushing the sticky grip Pilates socks on you for an extra. Extra money to not give their employees. There's a feeling of a lack of capitalism in Canada, I'm telling you. Except right now, the exchange rate is really good and there's a cute little home store on every other corner. So as. As my mind tells me and my fingers extend, you can go in. What's another hundred couple hundred dollars I have to peel them away for? My high yield savings account is screaming to me in my conscious, you don't need it. Try telling my capitalistic finger that I need a cute little dish and a cute vase and a cute candle to make it smell good in here. So that's that. And we're back with a buble. Bet you thought that was never gonna come back, but you know me. That's nice. Going down. Okay. Jesus. Am I recording? Yeah. So I want to start off here. I want to start off this episode not just with a lament about the mishap and mercury, but some hygiene tips. I'm not saying you're dirty. I'm not saying I'm dirty. I'm just saying that something has fallen upon me that is easy to implement, easy to improve the hygiene, and it's easy to abide by, which is important of any and all intervention. If you were ever a nurse, which I don't know if you were. Are you even listening? Perk up those ears. Take out the earplugs. What are you doing listening to this with your ears closed? So first, wash your face before your ass. This one may be obvious, but it's easy to forget when you reach for the tea tree amber body wash. Excited to get this fucking shower over with? I'm exhausted and I'm wet. But then your face wash is staring right back at you, daring your conjunctivita with the itis. It's Looking right back at you. The is clinical and it's saying to you this gentle face wash will not save you from the pink I dusted upon you. It's not antibacterial, it's not bleach. Wash your face before your ass, wash your butt, puss and toes, shoulders, knees and toes, but puss and toes and we wash outside of the puss. We don't want the yeast to chase the tea tree from the desire of the coot being overly exemplary that it backfires and do a loaf of sourdough. You're not going to cook this with breakfast and put some jelly and butter on it in the morning. It comes from your see, it's disgusting. It's disgusting. So wash it just right. Okay. You just got to wash the outside. And then after you're done washing don't scrub too hard. Just maybe a wash with the hands get but you got to get in the crack and the cracks of your toes. But you can't just towel dry. This is the new information I am giving to you. You have to take the blow dryer on the cool setting or a cool shot if yours is the 10 pence Airbnb blow dryer and you blow dry the cracks in order of top to bottom until they're dry. So you take your left hand or your non dominant hand whichever you are. If you're left handed freak you would take your right hand. Okay, this is critical thinging. You put the cold shot is on and you got a pat to make sure that it's all kind of dry. There's not one drop of a wetness left. It doesn't take that long. And you can do this. You can do this bent over naked like this and get a good look at your labia. We should all be checking out our goods anyway. Let's see if. Let's see if it's dry and let's see if it's looking normal to you. Nose to the knees. Nose to the knees. Oh and blow dry and pat and blow dry and pat. Or if you're cold getting out of the scalding hot water which is the way I prefer mine prefer wash the immoral and depressed dirt off my body with 32 degrees Kelvin. I believe that is way above boiling point. Boil off all my sins, all my shameful thoughts about myself. So you want to get out and get on warm pajamas and that's okay. You just have to do the side to. You have to the pool to the side and softly and coolly blow dried the pussy as to not singe the left long labia, but dry her lightly so she's not left moist. Then you take the blow dryer and you move to the crack for a fresh breeze. Not only because it feels nice, a light wind on your. But it awakens your third eye. And most important, it doesn't leave any wetness or dampness. Because who knows what odor will come from an imperfect butthole. We're all in this together. No butthole is perfect. And that's okay. We're helping it succeed. Then you go down yonder, you travel on down the gams, the thighs, the kneecap, the shins. And you get to your little toes because soggy toes yield a different kind of funky fung for the eye. And the little piggies, the little Piggly Wigglies. And you blow dry those. You got to get into the cracks, make sure those are dry. And it's going to make your feet feel so. And you won't be afraid to take off your socks at the next pedicure because they won't be all disgusting, stank, nasty. And then if you want, you do a little oxiclean under your pits followed by an organic non aluminum deodorant if you nasty. And then the next time you drop your drawers, you're going to take in a deep whiff and smell nothing. An a odor, the absence of odor because our privates shouldn't be smelling good. Our crotch carnations have a natural scent and that is okay. And we should all. I'm just talking about trying to erode this. The real stinky pussy. You know sometimes when you go into a bathroom and you're like oof. Or sometimes you take off your own pants and you're like, do. Damn, was that me? Damn, something's up. But you forgot to blow dry. That's it. It's not you. It's not you. You are a perfect being. Your is the one that's imperfect and just needs a whiff of the cool shot to bring it back to homeostasis. To not. To not singe off your Nair hairs in the Nair and not alarm anyone else as to some kind of, you know, a funk in the public bathroom. We've all been there. It's okay. It's okay. We're normalizing it. These are things we have to talk about in the public so you don't feel so alone. We can. We are not alone here. We're all in this. I know you. And I know your ex has bought you something you didn't like. So you threw him in the trash. Like those heels that made your dogs bark all night long. Now why would you go digging in the trash? You wouldn't. So your closet is for second chances, not your ex. But whatever it is consigning with the real real is the best way to let go of something that's no longer you and get paid for it. You guys know I love the real real. I got the cutest little paloma wool tank top there and I've gotten some, you know, pretty well priced vintage bags. So, you know, it's easy. It's a little too easy to buy on the RealReal, I must say. But it's actually even easier to sell. So why don't you sell those heels that make your dogs bark all night long? The RealReal is the world's largest and most trusted resource for authenticated luxury resale. With thousands of new arrivals daily. No one does resale like the RealReal. And this month you can get an extra $100 site credit when you sell for the first time. Go to therealreal.com Winded to get your extra hundred dollars. Therealreal.com Winded. That's therealreal.com Winded. Hello.
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Exciting news. Rachel Sennett has a new HBO original series called she's the breakout star from Bottoms and Shiva Baby, two of my favorites. And she created and is starring in this new HBO comedy. It follows a young ambitious friend group navigating life and love in the city. So don't miss the world premiere of I Love LA this Sunday at 10:30pm exclusively on HBO Max. Subscription required. Visit HBO Max.com for details.
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Together. We have some updates on Epstein. We're never gonna know the truth. A democratic hoax. A democratic hoax they say. Fine, we'll reveal them. Sell them out to their big donors and the citizens. We all want the nonpartisan bipartisan freak partisans exposed and in jail. If only the judicial system could get it right overnight. And punish rich people and put them in jail. Fat chance. All they're gonna do, all they're gonna do is just like back away from their public facing positions. Oh, he stepped down. Oh, he stepped down. But he still has access to freak perversions and his 401k. They'll just, they're just forced to live in hum, humiliation. Not even for that long because we forget things like this these days. It's the way, it's the way our dopamine is designed in the, in the Internet. Okay, we all know this. Then they'll just get a tech job where they employ active slash Recovered sexual deviants. So basically no punishment whatsoever and we have to live among them. The rage bubbled up in my throat, a gaseous rage. It's always the form that it comes in, you know, out the mouth or out the butt. It's your anger escaping. But now we know that Bill Clinton and Trump did touch pencil dicks or there was a mouth on the lead dick or a tongue on the number two. I love, I love the ghost sip, which nobody was shocked by the way. But now with these new emails and stuff coming out, it seems like Epstein loathed Trump, Loathing. He was a mag president just like the rest of us. But he's not just like the rest of us abstain. Which is ironic because Trump only speaks highly of him, like, only to the media. He's like, yeah, he's a good guy. We were friends for a long time. And in the emails, Epstein was telling whoever would listen to investigate Trump's finances, to investigate his whereabouts because he wanted to ignite his fall from grace. He wanted blackmail bad on Trump and he was trying and he was trying. And obviously this bill passed to release the Epstein files. Big whoop. Yeah, a big win. Now the files are probably going to be destroyed and it's all going to be undermined in a way that will still be be waiting on these files until we're dead. But these new, like, documents and messages were released from Epstein's estate. Postumous estate. I don't want anything out of that house, even those messages. And I heard the art that he had around was so sick and twisted and sadistic, but that's where these, they found these. Oh, these emails from Trump and Epstein where Trump was spending time at Epstein's with, you know, a victim of, of sex trafficking and her code name was the dog. Huh huh. Now, women are equivalent to a canine with no decision making skills on who they want to kiss. Dogs will kiss anything written in peanut butter. They have no discernment. My dog will take a spoonful steroids, a probiotic and a Zyrtec to knock his ass out. As long as it's in peanut butter, he don't give a. A burglar comes in with a rawhide and a spoon of smooth jiffy and there goes your mew mew loafers and your dipty candles. They're going for the expensive things. They want what means the most and they want the best of you. And as a dog, I don't care. So now women as dogs who bark, respond to a whistle and will give a paw for A dehydrated beef treat right now. Now women all of a sudden dig in the trash for remnants of your soggy dinner. Now women chew on their hind legs and scratch up to the. This is what they think of us. They think we're merely dogs. And in the message messages, this email exchange, Trump says, you know, the dog hasn't barked. The victim hasn't said a word or raised any flags. Loudly presumably. They disgust me. And now we have this Larry Summers guy. I don't know if you guys know him, but obviously heavily involved in Epstein. And he has one of those pedo faces, obviously that face is bloated with indecency and lies, craving young women. The desire and desperation gathering in his lower bluff that not even the best surgeon in Turkey can remove. You can't go to Kris Kardashian's surgeon and get rid of all of that poison that's leaking from your testicles and brain and depraved mind. His lies and freak proclivities rob him of the collagen that's supposed to make his face tight. And now he has saggy dimply skin with the hue of blue. He's lifeless and inhumane. In other words, he's fugly. He's ugly and he's fugle. Ugly in his soul. And it's reflecting on his face. He. This Larry Summers was talking up to Epstein. Talking Epstein up till the day before he was arrested. Everyone knew what the was going on by now. He was already arrested once and spent time in jail for being a sex criminal years ago. The cat is out of the bag. The hurricane strength wind of his pedal related vices or criminal acts. And this windstorm is reporting of all of his sex trafficking and abhorrent. I just learned how to pronounce that. I used to say aberrant, but the H is a hard H. Abhorrent wantonness. Yeah. All this was so out in the open and Larry Summers was still. Still in contact with him. You can't feign ignorance, Professor Pervert. He was a professor at Harvard. Can you believe he was so desperate to try and manipulate a woman, his. His mentee, a younger. His mentee, a younger woman into loving him that he can ignore. What the monster. Who. The monster is on the other line. Because he's the only one that you know that can give you advice because he has expertise on women dealings from running a sex trafficking ring. Like is everyone. Is everyone. Are they okay? Summers, are you okay? No, because winter has dawned upon you and this is the men leading our Country. These are. These are the men that have high political places in the politics, in the banks in Harvard. These are the men who are surrounding us. They're leading our country. This Larry Summers was writing for the Financial Times and other kind of times that I just don't give a about, but reputable press outlets. He was teaching at an Ivy League school. He was sitting on the board of the White House. Somebody just load me on one of those water rockets already that Travis Kelsey wore in his GQ suit and send me to the ozone and let me dangle there forever. I don't care if it's getting burned off the ozone. It's either get burned off by those or get burned off by the XY chromosome. This man, Larry Summers, can teach business at Harvard, but somehow can't recognize a sex trafficker. It's not even recognizing. It's like admitting that you shouldn't be communicating with a sex trafficker, especially for advice on how to seduce a young woman. You're sick. You think you're smart. Well, you make me. This advice. He was in such desperate need of advice. He literally only stopped communicating with Epstein because he got arrested. Because arresting. Because of Epstein got arrested. He got his phone, his little text messages taken away. So he was probably frantically texting, frantically calling, oh, she's coming into my office right now. What do I do? How do I sex traffic her? How do I solicit her? Even though this sicko Summers knows that this young woman is not into him. How would anyone be into him? He's. He's disgusting and ugly. But we know this because messages of this solicitation were found in the Epstein's house that was just raided. Okay, let me make sure I'm still okay. Yes. Wait, what does this say? I've been really running my mouth because Epstein kept receipts now, didn't he? Heather Gray has nothing on him. Too bad he never looked into Lisa Barlow's tequila company because he would. He would have found some shit and highlighted it, flagged it, bookmarked it. Which on the last episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Lisa Bar Barlow says out loud that she donates to the Church of Satan. And the producer was like, are you being serious? She was like, yeah, they want some my tequila. So I gave them some. Is she deranged? Yes. We know. She's, like, fully out of her mind. I. She keeps me excited for Thursdays. And I love Angie, but it's like she didn't even let it slip. This wasn't even an accident. It was In a full blown interview where things could not be misconstrued. It's like, did your seven lawyers advise you to talk about your frequent dealings with Satan? Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa. Shut your mouth. Keep it on the down low now people may judge you. Not me. Whatever. Are we surprised? Back to Larry Summers and his. His quote, unquote punishments. He's the U.S. treasury Secretary had to, quote, unquote, step down on a cabinet in the White House, probably appointed by Trump. He worked on the open air where he had to, quote, unquote, step down. Harvard was the last place of his employment that made him step down. And so he went to like one day of class after all of this came out and he had already stepped down from the treasury and AI board and he made a statement, he went to class as to teach, was still showing his face because he thinks he's above all of this, because this is what men do. He made a weak ass apology to the students. He's like, I'm sure you guys have all seen my statement. I regret it. And if it's okay with you, I'll just continue to teach class. Open your syllabi to chapter three, dash four. Are you dem. Like, like just completely segued into the lesson after he really tried hard to deceit this woman. And I'm surprised he didn't rape her, this mentee, because all he thinks about is getting his micropinous wet. And now he's probably moving on to a new victim with her syllabi. Open. Open. In this Harvard hall. Not okay. Not okay. As a woman sitting in that class, are you? I would have screamed and I would have made a scene. I would open my textbooks and close it and open it and close it, open it and close it until someone paid the attention. Then I would have stood up and said, you're a sick. And corralled everybody and asked them to leave with me. Maybe it would have made a difference. Maybe, maybe not. But he was also married. It's like, why are men like this? Like, why do you have to embarrass us as women? If this is. If this is just now becoming the most public proclivity you have, imagine all the other things you do to your wife and how much you hate her. And then you have the audacity to enlist in Epstein as an advisor for manipulating a girl into sleeping with you. I hope there's a special place in hell for these men. I do. Where their eyes are ripped out and thrown in hot hell. Magna ash of the skies or where's if hell's not in the sky, then yeah, I guess if it's in Magna and throw it in there and they take them out, they get ripped out of their eye sockets and then they get put back in all singed, but you can't see. And then all their appendages fall off one by one. Their fingers and their toes go necrotic slowly, so all of a sudden they can't walk. And then their legs fall off one by one and they have to crawl around the depths of hello. And last but certainly not least, their deviant degenerate dick turns black and it starts to burn like the worst UTI they've ever had. They've never had because they don't really get UTIs, only women do. But that little dick is covered in painful, huge warty black warts. And then they have to jerk them off with what's left of their arms until the warts fall off and then the little penis nub and that falls into the Magna tube. So I don't know if God's taking any suggestions, but if she is, that's hello.
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Exciting news. Rachel Senate has a new HBO original series called I Love la. She's the breakout star from Bottoms and Shiva Baby, two of my favorites. And she created and is starring in this new HBO comedy. It follows a young ambitious friend group navigating life and love in the city. Don't miss the world premiere of I Love LA this Sunday at 10:30pm exclusively on HBO Max. Subscription required. Visit HBOMax.com for details.
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Did you know you can opt out of winter with VRBO? Save up to $1,500 for booking a month long stay with thousands of sunny homes. Why subject yourself to the cold? Just filter your search by monthly stays and save up to $1,500. Book now at vrbo.com 1. Okay, onto a similar topic of sorts. Hetero fatalism. I let me get my computer because I want to read you guys the quotes and the things that I've learned to pass on to you. My thighs burn with these lunges and in the hand all these years. Okay. It's from the website Mental Zahn. Sounds very credible and like we should all trust it. And it's called what is heterofatalism and what does it matter? If you want to look up mentalzahn.com okay, so, so okay, so it goes heterofatalism and why does it matter? It's a feeling that settles in quite because this is coming from. I can't get it out the Vogue article I finally read it, like, is it embarrassing to have a boyfriend? So I'm like, well, I feel like it's all in the same realm. So then I found this, like I said, very credible. Definitely a site we've all heard of and heterofatalism. And it goes. It's a feeling that settles in quietly at first, then all at once, a profound, weary disappointment within men. In the landscape of modern dating, this is like, all what we're feeling. It's not like misandry, which I thought it was, because I. I can't hate men. But this is more like in the dating in relationship and what it's like to date a man. This isn't just about one bad date or a single failed relationship. It's a deeper state of emotional exhaustion, a collapse of hope that has been named hetero fatalism, the fatality of trying to be with a man. It's impossible. This term captures the fatigue many women feel when their desires for a serious, emotionally invested partnership repeatedly crash against a wall of indifference. You're literally banging your head against the wall because you cannot get him to emotionally invest in you because he's too busy watching sports or staying out at work late or, like, talking to his mom. It's not an organized movement. It's not a cold unfortunately, but a shared unspoken sigh of resignation echoing in a world of shifting social norms and growing pressures. Literally, whenever I talk to my straight friends or any friends, and whenever I'm at the spa, I overhear conversations like this. Women talking about conversations like this all of the time. It's like in my head, I'm like, oh, I'm a lesbian. Should I really be talking about these things? Obvious. I'm biased. First of all, free speech. Second of all, this is like a shared experience among women. And unfortunately, I have dated men before, but I was not nice to them. I was not nice to them. I was quite rude, which should have been my first sign of Lesh being okay. It says women may hope for emotional cornerstones like support, attention, and care, only to find their partners seem unwilling or unable to provide them. This isn't just about grand romantic gestures. It's about the fundamental building blocks of a healthy connection. When even these basics are missing, the result is a slow burn of despondency and resentment. Me, I resent them all. So I just had to turn to being an asshole and beat a big old bitch. Okay, so, okay, wait. But it goes on. One of the primary drivers of hetero fatalism is the sheer weight of emotional labor. Many Women are socialized to be the nurturers, the planners, and the emotional managers of the relationship. They find themselves doing the heavy lifting to create a trusting and comfortable atmosphere, often without reciprocation. This imbalance leads to exhaustion and disheartening feelings that they are the only one truly invested in their literally, like, could it be said any better? It's just not reciprocated. Like, when you want, like, women are the ones. One sitting down your partner, like, oh, can we talk about this? Like, I'm not feeling so connected to you. Like, oh, I cleaned the whole house so you'll have something so nice to come home to so we can have time together. And they just don't care. And it's not reciprocated. So it is literally like banging your head against the wall. Then you blame yourself. You're like, is something wrong with me? Is what it makes you feel like. But it's not. It's.
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We're finally, like, waking up. I feel like, to how this makes us feel, which is tired and despondent. Like, it's not just like, a funny, oh, I'm a mess, and just because I am. But this is, like, real. And I feel like everyone's going through it right now. But back to the Vogue article. This is kind of like, what led me to this, which I thought it was going to be more of, about the hetero fatalism of it all. Like, why are we embarrassed to have boyfriends anymore? And, like, what do they have to, you know, contribute to it? Like, they're the embarrassing ones, not us. But so I'm like, I don't know, kind of do better Vogue. Like, it got so much press just because of the title. Like, and it was a really trying read.
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Not. It was literally five seconds long. And I kept. Kept, like, scrolling, scrolling down. I'm like, where's the rest of this? It was just all tying it into social media and Instagram. I'm like, boring. There was just nothing deep in it at all. It's like, it's embarrassing to have a boyfriend right now because men are embarrassing. As I just talked about, like, literally three embarrassing ones existing in the culture right now. Larry, Pervert, Summers, Epstein, Trump. I forget the rest. Your boyfriend, I'm talking about right now. And it's like, it's not. If they were better, it wouldn't be as embarrassing to put them on social media. I'm not judging you because you have a boyfriend. I'm not judging you because your whole personality is your collage. Or boyfriend. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. But it's like these feelings of hetero fatalism go way beyond social media. And she just didn't hit on that. It's like this writer is probably just plagued by her Facebook algorithm and those comment karens and the boy mom moms and the pup owners and the emojis and the Corinthians 1:14 that are taking over your mind. But I don't follow people like that. It's like, and my friends who are married to a man and have kids, like, and I know they're genuinely happy, like, I'm happy for them because that's what they wanted. Do I think some people are just buying into, like, what we're used to in society? Sure. But it's like, I guess you could be happy. I don't know. It wouldn't be my thing. And it's like, oh, yeah, she was talking about soft launching and how there's an increase of soft launching because girls don't want to show their boyfriends that ain't it. We're afraid they're gonna leave. And it's like again, in the culture to soft launch and you do it to make other men jealous. It's still kind of like, I feel like, what do you call it? Male centered. You're like, oh, look who I'm seeing. So your ex boyfriend sees it's all kind of the same thing. It's not because they're embarrassed. If you're so embarrassed, you wouldn't even try and soft launch a man's hand. So I don't know. I just don't think we could deduce all things to social media. And this being like, oh, this is why it's embarrassing to have boyfriends. It's like. And people are talking about it. Even the straight women are just talking about, like, kind of how terrible men are these days, even though they still choose choose to date them. And I feel bad for them. But it's like, I mean, in some. We see some influencer couples who are, like, exploiting their relationship for money. But, like, who am I to say I've sold my for less than that for a literal vibrator? So who am I to judge? Except I do assume you guys are so unhappy. How do you split. How do you split the commission? Who's doing all the work? Who's doing the editing? Who's bringing most of the views? Because this percentage should be a ratio. What if you're in a fight when you have to post it, but the work comes first? Because your relationship is work. A line I would not like to cross. Robbie and I keep our separate on purpose. You don't even want to know how many offers we get. We're like, but the state of men being embarrassing is not our fault. So now it's like, oh, we have to again correct something that's been wrong. Even though it's not our fault that we're wrong. Still over compensating by not allowing to have the men that we're dating on our social media. Because it's embarrassing. And I do. Like, what my friends who date men, I wonder to myself, like, how do you entertain them on all these dates? Some of my friends are going out two, three times a week on these dates. And then I get very concerned, one eyebrow raised. I worry about you if you have so many common interests in these men. But we are so fundamentally different. So what are these common interests? Or can we just. Can we just. Folly. Can we just play along? Because we're taught to do that, because we're good at that, because we're emotionally mature. But I always have to remind myself, yes, there are some good ones. And I hate to say it, and it is. It's kind of like a trite thing, colloquial, whatever the. As you please. But I feel like I have to say it. But also like, I do see some. Sure. I feel like they're ingrained with some things that they don't know why, but maybe they're willing to come around. I don't know. I'm hoping for. For their sake, that they're not incredibly misogynistic and that they do get it. Like, I just imagine like a lesbian boyfriend for all my friends. Like a man who looks like a lesbian. It's like maybe I feel like it is worse after Covid. It's like, remember when they said the COVID vaccine would affect fertility? And I was like, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please inject it straight into my uterus if it does. But it's like maybe it had an effect on their brain, making them regress even more and hate women even more. Because now they're so red pilled. They are. They are gel cherry. You're turning cherry. Cherry. Say loathe what's in our stiletto heels because they're jealous of us, because they can't do what we do. They can't make other people feel like we can make them feel. They know we're so much more important than them subconsciously, but they act the opposite and like, my friends who are dating like, it is. It's always the same story, too. It's like nothing's changing. They'll lead you on, then you'll get ghosted. You have sex for the first time. He has some kind of weird fetish, and he'll. He's gonna wanna slap his flaccid dick on your face. Because men like to do this stuff because, like, they're watching too much porn or they're only wanting to watch sports on Sundays and ignore you. Like, you don't. Like, you don't even have lungs and a heart and a beating heart right next to him. And it's like, we crave more emotional connection than, like, gross dirty talk that makes your pussy dry up like a raisin. And two days later, it starts applauding because he gave you the clap. It's giving a round of applause for the day New month. It's clapping so hard with chlamydia. And we're just, like, a box to check for them. They're like, job, check. Mama's boy, check. Football Sundays, check. Chug a beer with the bros on Thursday night, check, check. Girlfriend, wife, check. Like, that's all kind of. We are. It's just, like, another thing for them to have to make their life feel complete because they don't have as much of an emotional investment in us because society hasn't told them to be the emotional ones. I guess that's like, it's definitely a woman's role, and they don't even try. But actually, it's way more fulfilling if you could ever get in touch of one of your emotions, but it seems like you cannot. Like, will it ever change? Or is it something about the hormones? Or is it something about society that, like, we just cannot keep up? Like, we're out. We're out existentialing the existential. Like, we've. We're really growing too fast, and they just can't keep up because they're closer to the caveman than we are. Let's be honest. And back to the vogue she, like, admits or other women admit that their content become less exciting when they're in a relationship. Like, being single gives you the freedom to do what you want. And now when you're in a relationship, your content becomes beige. And, like, who cares? Like, seriously, I'm boring myself just even talking about this and saying it out loud. It's like, oh, this is not the reason of anything. If your content is too beige, put some color in it. If you're afraid of. If your Boyfriend's not gonna like what you post. Break up with them. Like, if you're too embarrassed to post your boyfriend, you gotta deal with it and don't do it. I don't know. I don't feel watered down because, Robbie, she adds to my content and she loves what I post and she likes the way I dress. She's always like, you're so hot, baby. I'm like, thank you, barber. And she's much more private on social media than I am. You know, I'm like in shadow band from posting my pills and then this ashtray and. And what I'm doing and maybe a quote or maybe a horoscope. And it's like, I don't. She would never do this for herself, but I know she's not judging me. She likes everything that I have. And maybe that is. Maybe that's the thing. Isn't that the ticket? Overall, man, woman, they just have to like you for all that you are. And then your Instagram content wouldn't be so beige if you had a personality that was colorful to begin with. Like, I just don't think soft launching and posting your boyfriend on Instagram is as deep as. We do whatever the you want. I get more irritated with people like. Like using their kids for likes. That's what annoys me. Use your boyfriend for likes. I don't care. We want to see a happy couple. Yeah, it's weird that you're not a lesbian. I probably won't like it, but, like, whatever. Be happy. So that's just it. I feel like for that.
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Only pay for what you need@liberty mutual.com savings. Very unwritten by Liberty Mutual Insurance Company affiliates. Excludes Massachusetts. Actually, I'm not quite done with that yet. Surprise, surprise. But there is this one husband that I've been seeing on TikTok who, like, makes jingles when he changes his baby's diapers. And they're, like, really funny, and he seems like he's enjoying it. And at first I was like, oh, my heart. A good dad. They should all be doing this. They should all be doing this. He gets to have a jingle and be funny because he changes the diapers once a day. And then you get caught like, oh, they. The bar is so low for men. I was like, oh, what a good dad. And then I saw two, three more of these videos. I'm like, okay, now it's old. And now I'm starting to hate you because what are you like other than these jingles? And why are you sorry? Why are you trying to push it on me? This performance, it's underneath it all, he's probably a freak pervert. Like. Like, student teacher summers. Student teacher abuser summers. Okay, but why don't we end with something light and fun? I feel like there's been good music lately. We've really been blessed with, like, a late summer, early fall music drop. Early summer. We were all scared, what's gonna be this song of the summer? Is music ever gonna come back? But now it is back. I read a comment that was like, you can tell we're in a recession because there's good music. I don't know about that, but whatever. Whatever, there is good music. I'm starting to get hot. I'll start with the. I'll start with the most controversial one. I don't know, maybe to me. Lily Allen, Lily Aller. The first time I tried to listen to it, I'm like, okay, I'm not buying this. Like, I don't know, it kind of felt. It sounded flat. I don't know if it was her. Me, I'm punching up people. She doesn't give a what I say. I. Like, I don't know if it was the accent or the cadence or what she was saying. Like, it sounded like she was just kind of reading off a piece of paper, which I guess maybe is what she was doing. And then my friend was like, told me the story about how the whole album is about her ex husband being the beloved off Stranger Things. See, these men, the more you like them, the more they sing during changing a dirty diaper, the more likely they are to force you to open the relationship and act like you don't have a choice. But then I learned all of that and how, you know, she was outing him for wanting how, whatever his sexual proclivities and forcing her into open relationship. And then I listened to it again, and I'm like, oh, okay, you need to. You need to have the info before. So I listened head to toe. I sat in one sitting, pulled up the lyrics because it has the words have to dawn on you. They're not dawning on you. It's not doing anything. So, yeah, he had some fresh ears and fresh eyes, and I still felt the same way. Just kidding. I got it. I understood it. I definitely Enjoyed it a lot more, but I feel like I don't have to go back. Kind of like listening to an audiobook. Like a short story. Like an hour short story. Okay, I got the info. She told me a story. I don't think I need to really revisit this. Like, the tunage didn't really get me. The beats didn't really drop the. Her songs. Like, the chorus was, like, so repetitive of, like, two words, like, palace is palace. It's like, okay, sprinkle a little something else in there, please. But it's like, yeah, I got the story now. Like, I don't really need to go back. And then there is this, like, random reggae song that she plopped in the middle of there and said I have to give her some respect, because that's the only real one that makes you want to shake your ass. It comes out of left field. I. It's still on the opening relationship genre. I think it loses me a little bit. But overall, I do love a woman who exposes a man and uses her platform to kind of bear her soul. Soul and. And stick up to the man. And this kind of gave her a comeback, you know? This story, however, is probably hell going through. And I would never wish this upon anyone. She would never wish. She doesn't want to go through this, but. But it brought her back. It gave her a lot of listens. Everyone's talking about her, so. And she put it all into art. What do I think about the Zoe Kravitz thing? I don't know. I don't know. Can't a girl want to kiss forcefully? I don't know Enough. We only heard Zoe Kravitz part of the story on Watch what happens Life. So I need to. So the next Lily album that's gonna drop is gonna be a whole story time of Zoe Kravitz and this kiss she forced upon her. And it's gonna be 10 songs, 38 minutes. And again, we'll never have to really go back, but my real winner of new music is our Lord and Lady Florence in the Machine. She makes my bones ache in my heartache. I love her. I love her, and I'm always thinking of her, and I love her lyrics. They're just like, oh, they're good. They're one of a kind. She's largely informed by her Catholicism. She's not Catholic anymore. And it just all feels like fantasy. It feels like you're in a fantasy novel, and you're, like, reading something fantasy. It's like magic and dark and Monsters and caves. But it's so fun and, like, coming from a person like me who's like, I gotta have 10 toes on the ground. You're gonna catch me fantasizing. You're not gonna get me in a cave with these, like, witches who want gin or lithium. Like, not really my thing. But with Florence, it is. And I like the way she sings. My friend Liz, shout out to Liz. She said she, like, kind of sings with a yodel at the end of every verse. She's like. And then I went and listen to it, and then I couldn't unhear it. But I'm like, you know what? It doesn't bother me. I could understand where she's coming from, but, like, I'm in awe of her goatish trouble. And she always has the best metaphors. A lot of them are surrounding drowning, which some I. I like. I can really relate to. I like. But I'll pull up. Let me pull up some of my favorite. Where's my phone? Are you kidding me? I don't know. Sympathy magic is one of my faves because she talks about how, like, her worthiness isn't a virtue and she doesn't have to try and be good anymore. Because, like, people tell you that. I feel like all the men in our lives tell us that. Especially like, preachers and pastors. Like, be a good girl. Don't ruffle any feathers. Be amiable. Smile and nod. Be a sweet, sweet girl. But it's like, not actually keeping us safe. So I'm sick of you. And I'm too. In fact, I feel like it puts us in danger. You're too sweet to your driver. They end up stalking you. And this is what women have to go through. She has a good one Buckle. That's probably like, the banger. It's the one banger. It's like, really easy to listen to and fun. And then I like cracking because it's like she. She sings about. She turns into this sea monster with tentacles. And then she lures in, like, all of her peers, she says, with their ex boyfriends, and she drowns them all. So. So with that being said, I think that's it. But if you have any music wrecks, please write in with a positive comment and a good music wreck. We're going into winter. I need to something dark. Okay. Thank you. See you soon.
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He's Kenny Maine, the funny guy from espn. Formerly. He's Cooper Manning, the more intelligent and handsome of the Manning brothers. And he's Brian Baumgartner. But to me, he'll always be Kevin from the office. Yeah, you and everybody else. Together. We're the hosts of the new comedy golf podcast. Podcast. We need a fourth from Smartless Media and SiriusXM. It's like a cold beer after a round. You hear the strangest and most bizarre golf stories from our friends, athletes, celebrities and comedians. It's all about how much we love golf and how much we hate golf. New episodes are out every week. Listen now and subscribe wherever you get your podcast. Could just be anywhere. Just on a couch. Doesn't matter.
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