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That doesn't work right now, Gerald, because it's. It's my homecoming. I'm back, guys. Can we just admonish Gerald right off? Right off the bat? Glad to be back with you guys. I was gone for about a week. The truth is I'm not supposed to be back right now. I'm not supposed to be back recovering from surgery, but here you go. I don't know if you guys can thing. Oh, wait, no, it's too far forward. Where can I put this? Those are the three titanium rods that were in my old chest. Yeah, there you go. Right there. So I have them. I don't know. Is anyone a good titanium worker out there where you could help me like turn this into a knife handle or something? How do I do this? There we go. Like that. You heard it. This is because my sternum was caving into my heart and lung. So I'm grateful. By the way, everyone at Mayo, thank you very much. I'm still a little bit swollen from where they intubated me. I have to wear a fat guy girdle to keep the scars down. Did you see? You saw my fat guy girdle? Yeah. I gotta wear the fat guy girdle. Yeah. Look at this. These guys aren't a sponsor. Look at this fat guy girdle I got. You can still see the spine. So you know what? I'll show them to you all the way in chat a little bit later on. So there's something to stick around for. But glad to be back. Bear with me here the first couple days. It Takes a little while for me to get back into the swing of things and I'm so glad. Boy, that was like having a crick in your neck for five years, only there were titanium rods in my chest. I now know what it feels like to take a full breath. Isn't that crazy? My whole life, it was either my bones or then those bars. And I'm like, nothing's stopping me. Can't stop me now. So we have a lot to talk about today. I don't know if you know the stand up comedy, it's primarily a man's job. What's her name? What's the name of the Asian lady? I forgot the name. Esther. Esther. Ethel. Ethel Tan. Ethel Tan. An old white lady's name. Yeah. I really hope that Hasan Piker, just to be clear, goes to prison. And that's not a free speech issue. That is. Well, at what point do we say, wait, we're just supposed to allow people to use our virtues against us to subvert our entire society? And then, of course, eviscerate our virtue? Yeah, freedom of speech. So let's allow people to come here, advocate against the government that allows freedom of speech, advocate on behalf of foreign communist governments, use our system to subvert it and destroy it. At what point do we just go, look, I don't care if you call me fascist. You gotta go? And then we have a tale of two European cities. One in Poland, one in France. Guess which one sucks. Guess which one is most white. On with the show. I don't want to stream any shows other than what I've been trying to stream lately. All I have to use is Rumble now and a full mug club. I don't watch. I wonder what's for them. For you. What happened to Samantha? Be. I don't want to be anything other than me. So it's been a long journey filled with ups and downs and personal growth. Unless we're talking about Brian's cock, only time that gets hard is with his umpiring a Little League game. Oh, you PC. The only thing worse than his school's athletic programs are its lunches. What did Michelle Obama use for her nutritional advice? Colonel Sanders? No wonder all you broads look like Melissa McCarthy. You're a monster. What was that? Excuse me? What was that, Shamu? I couldn't hear you mumbling through your 19 pounds of neck fat. Save yourself the college money and go be a Jonah Hill standard. He's skinny now. Yeah, he's skinny now. AIDS will do that to you. You're ruining graduation hey, the only thing ruined here is your snatch after prom night. Sharon, you heard it looks like someone put an M80 in a frog's mouth. Growing up doesn't have to include the entire offensive line. You understand that, right? Someone stopped this. What was that? Free Willy again? The only thing stopping is your heart after another six beats. What's your blood typ. Oh, no. All right, Nick. All right. That. I think that's enough. Oh, enough. Never hear you use that word with the 9th grade girls in your office. This is the worst speech ever. No, Josh, that would be the one you gave at your mother's funeral last March. I could hear the calling you a disappointment from the mausoleum. My mom was cremated. Okay, Maybe some other fat. I don't want to stream any shows other than what I've been trying to stream lately. All I have to use is Rumble now and a full mug club. I don't watch. The be. I don't want to be anything other than free. Click Rumble Premium and join now for 99 annually or 9.99amonth to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content creat creators and free speech. Oh, glad to be with you. I just realized this. I don't think this chair was adjusted to. Oh, no, it was. It was adjusted to Gerald. Not human height. Not. Didn't touch it. I sat in it. This is what happened. Heavy. Did you figure out heavy wears the crown? Yes. I'm glad to be in this chair. Oh, my gosh. It's not that heavy. The bars were heavier than the crown brewed in the mud. Why make a crown out of those bars? Yeah, that's right. Well, the problem with Gerald is he drinks too much Crown. I shouldn't be wearing anything. He drinks Crown Apple. Yeah. You shouldn't be operating heavy machinery. Hey, let me ask you. That's what they call noodles in high school. Heavy machinery. There we go. Yes. By the way, thank you for the raid, Dan. We appreciate it. I know it's my first day back. We had to start a little bit. Everything takes a little bit longer right now with dressing the wounds and such. I forgot the question of the day. If you could ban one influencer from the United States, who would it be? Don't say Hassan Piker, but do say it. Captain Morgan, CEO. How are you? Fantastic. You doing good? I'm fine. I'm just trying to. The pain's not bad at all. It's the fatigue because. I don't think I told you. They found staph right there. Near my heart. So thank God I went in when I did. So I had to be on antibiotics for a couple extra courses. If you ever need something done, go to Mayo. I don't know if I'm allowed to say the name of the doctor because she may not want to be associated with this horseshit. She's unbelievable. She's so helpful. Dr. J, thank you very much. Was in good hand and I'm glad to be moving on. If you search deep enough, you might find some staff in your heart, and that's me. If we have staff in our heart, we can keep the spirit of Christmas all year long. Yeah. Or death. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, that could go either way. God bless us. But not everyone. Not everyone. Not everyone. Not them. Not the MRSA carriers. By the way, he's here because why it's still a weekday. 11am Some of you guys didn't even know I was gone. Oh, they knew. Well, okay. All right. Yeah, they let us know. They let us know, guys. Okay. I was gone for one week. I'm supposed to be gone for a month. So I appreciate it. We'll take your chat in it. Josh Firestein. Not Firestein. Nx. How are you? I'm good. I'm good. Glad you're back. Thank you. I'm glad to be back. Screw you, Josh. It really is like, you know, I'm just. It's not because anything against you. It's just that he's back you though that's a statement against me. It's nothing against you. It's just that Steven's a friend and the show's better. Do you don't need to explain it. He'll never know what we have. He'll never know what you and I have. No. Cause he's not in your heart. He doesn't understand. And Gerald, it's not a jealousy thing. There's room for all of you in my staff riddled heart. Oh, yeah. He's got a big old chest now. There's room. Look, watch this. I can expand my rib cage. But seriously, you don't know what we have. It's something special. So just don't try and destroy what you don't understand. All kidding aside, the surgery has given me perspective on life. You're a dick now. No. Don't. You need surgery. All right, first story we're going to get to here. It's graduation season again. And you know what that means as far as parents and some celebrations getting out of control. Wait is always is. Forget the graduation walk this Louisiana student turned into a graduation groove after receiving her high school diploma. Amira Marquis broke into a joyful dance across the stage. There she goes. Whoa. Wow. No, it's not a look at me cult. It's a Dodgers game. It's just an anecdote. Do you remember when it was, like, considered incredibly risque, that someone you just knew wasn't wearing undergarments under their gown? Right. Or, like, when I graduated, one guy was named Moose because he wore sunglasses or something. And people made a moose sound, and they were like, keep it down. Be respectful. Throwing. But this including someone in the caffeine. He needs some milk. It's funny. Lane the brain was telling me at his graduation, the valedictorian took, like, the school bus on a joyride in a parking lot. Yeah. And he wasn't allowed to speak. It's just like. It's just. I'm sorry. Everyone has a senior prank. Our senior prank at our high school in Yuma, Arizona, was a bunch of people brought their lowriders. Oh, they brought the lowriders and parked them on the football field. I was like, ah, that's innocent. Yeah, exactly. And then probably afterwards, they're like, hey, you better clean this up. Like, okay. These guys are just throwing haymakers. Kicking unconscious bodies on the floor. Here's the one thing, though. You will be happy to know that the families went to church afterward and repented. Where is he who has been born King of the Jews? For we saw his star in the east and we have come. You can't get away from it. I love how the preacher, he doesn't try to break it up. He's just like, oh, okay. And we was fighting in the spirit. What? I mean, you know, at least snake handling takes some work. And there are consequences. You gotta buy the snakes. You gotta set an appointment. You have to follow a schedule. That's why most white people are serial killers. Say that again. That's why most serial killers are white people. That was an old joke that Nick DePoly used to say, Patricia. He's like, all the serial killers are white people. Goes, yeah. Cause it takes work. You gotta be on time. You gotta follow them. It's not just some drive by gang bang. You gotta be on time. A lot of people don't realize. People say Nick Depolo. Him and Patrice O'. Neal. Not Bill Burr, not Louis C.K. nick DePaolo and Patrice O' Neal had a show together. Just remember that when you guys donate to the Patrice o' Neill Foundation. Sorry, this is. This is an uninhibited even though I'm not on any type of medication. Just Advil. Mm. Drug test me. I'll drug test me. It's part of the company policy, so. No, that's a bad poll. I was just talking about this this weekend. I was bragging about it, actually. Okay, don't drug test me. Moving on. So this was all really to set the context. There was a fight. And some of this doesn't make sense until you go, oh, wait a second. The superintendent has blue hair, so it makes. It all makes sense now. He wants to be the cool kid. Look, I got my hair blue for graduation. He also. I can't verify this, but someone out there can help me do some digging. He says that his school has or his class has a 100% graduation rate. Completely false. A few reasons as to why I believe it's false as it relates to John Marshall High School. Here's the fight at their graduation. But here's the kicker. This is an improvement to graduations years past. Just an anecdote. Shania, wait, shania twain is there? Ye. No, no. Yeah. Now to be clear, that's only a fight in comparison to. In 2023. A student and stepfather were shot and killed after graduation at another school, high school in that district. In this case, it was just a fight while they were honoring a senior in that class who was murdered earlier this year. Well, so like, this is just the same when people say. People say, ah, you guys, you guys think that America was better back in the day. Things like this. Yeah, Graduation. I would much rather have people go like, hey, Moose. And be like, hey, pipe down, guys, come on, this is a special moment. Don't ruin it. Yeah. Remember when they used to say when you hear your students name called, just hold all applause to the end. Yeah. And then people would cheer too long and you'd be like, ugh, eye roll. Okay, we waited an extra second, right? That was the worst of it. They would be like, hey, please, please. We know you're enthusiastic for your children, but we need to get through all of this. And one person would be like, boo. And he'd be like, that's not right. But that was about it. No one got sucker punched. And you didn't have to honor a multiple homicide on the Jumbotron. It's just there's a fundamental change. Now here's the thing. The superintendent, just to be clear, he was upset because it overshadowed. And the guy's name is Jason. Let me. Jason Cameros. He said that the brawl overshadowed John Marshall High school having a 100% graduation rate. Yes, that's him with blue hair. Everything makes sense now. Everything makes sense now. I'm sorry, it is. Am I making a judgment? Yes, I am. You should. I think that's fair. You should be professional. You should appear. Kids shouldn't see you doing this. You know, this guy is trying to be cool, and one of the kids, and he's obviously carrying their water because he's saying a 100% graduation rate. Now, I can't prove that this is false because he just made the claim, but I will tell you this. John Marshall High School. It's in the bottom 12% of all Virginian schools. Dang, bro. And a 100% graduation rate in a class of over 100, several hundred occurs nowhere in nature, let alone bottom 12% of schools. You guys starting to see why this is likely Bullshit. Now? Here's the thing. If the school is passing kids like this, if you want to bring up collage A5, it's definitely not helping. Because let's just. Let's get into it. 77% black. John Marshall, 100% graduation rate. But black students scored lower in SATs. And whites, Asians, Latinos, all across the board. Black college students, they're in the bottom 20% of class. Half of them in the bottom 20% of class, bottom 10% of law school. Because what often happens is they can have lower sats, they can have lower GPAs. And this is why we've seen some of these cases challenged at the Supreme Court in the name of diversity. They get put into colleges where they have no business attending, and they fall behind. It's just a delayed cruelty in the name of equity. 100% graduation rate bullshit and black community. If you want white Americans to view you differently, then let's make yours like the picture. Make your graduations consistently comparable to what were once largely white graduations in America. Or maybe somebody gets mooned and that guy has to get his GED because they won't give him his diploma. That's the consequence. Exactly. Or maybe not. Have the people in the audience start cheering it on and laughing like, oh, yeah. Oh, it's not the fight. It's the reactionary go dance. Yeah, I feel like a fighting. And by the way, the only 100% graduation rate. Stop it. I'm graduating today. I'm gonna do a dance and then I'm gonna fight my dad graduate together. He never got his diploma. Well, that's not. Feel like a woman. That's. What is that? I don't know it doesn't feel like a woman. Oh, I'm flying on sp. Not anymore. Not anymore. They ruined Spirit. It's gone. World star, Caitlin Clark. It's Angel Reese, if you're gonna go that route. Yeah, I feel like a woman. So you have another Shania. You know, her whole back catalog. I know. Yeah. I just get the titles confused. I mean, you know what? I'm that way with Shania also. Yeah. Well, Gerald, what I was gonna say is, like. Yes, it's 100 graduation. If you redefine what graduation really means. Right. That's the bar that you're moving. And I think that same report showed. I believe it was somewhere in the 20, maybe to 30% rate that they below on standardized testing. Like, all of the things that you want your students to be able to do to graduate, have it mean something. They're failing miserably at that now. They're doing better than a couple of other schools in the area because it's hell. Right. They literally have a district from hell. Okay, so that doesn't mean it's great, though. 100%, though. That's. That's what we want. You're out of here. So we're going to do some more. It's really hard sometimes to. I never want to bring to you what I believe to be true, only what I can prove. This claim was made recently, and nowhere else does that occur in nature. A school that size or class that size with 100% graduation rate, especially with their track record. So you can check the references, everything else that I'm providing, please go check them out. We make them available every show, weekdays, 11am Eastern. We want you to be able to trust us. And if we get something wrong. But I do want to do some digging because I. I don't know what the number is. It's not 100. Well, maybe it's 100%. Like, attendance, like 100% of the kids. I guarantee you it's also not that. Yeah. If you lower the bar. Say what you want about them. Not them colored folk, but at least they don't play hooky. They swoop in class. We were talking about this earlier. We're like, there's nowhere in nature does this happen where it's 100 graduation. Yeah. And then Lane was like, well, I had a graduating class of 14. 14. It was 100%. Yeah. And he was like, but it was an outlier year because, like, some years it was like, 16. There's usually one lady who, like, had to get her ged, so they still count that, though? Yeah, I guess they still do. No, I looked into. Oh, they count GEDs. They count people that take these alternative paths and have to be re enrolled. So here's the other thing. Like, people that would be kicked out in normal districts and have to go somewhere else, I guess in hell to get schooling, they re enroll them. Oh, okay. So they make this through your joke. But that would include, you know, alternative school. Like a juvenile detention center school, right? Yes. Where instead of doing, you know, arithmetic, they're doing. They're coloring. Yeah, exactly. Color. The color. The triangles orange. And the circles blue. Pass. Nailed it. They're disemboweling the truancy officer, turning him into a hand puppet. My point is, spell truancy. Why you gotta be racist? Ah, boy. All right, I forgot that, you know, something shouldn't be said, but I don't really care. I don't really care. That's the only thing that's changed. I came out of surgery when I was lupus. Like, you know what? Why does anyone care about anything that people say anyway? As far as, like, offensive, let's just go for it. You're coming off anesthesia and you wrote that down? Yeah, I'm gonna live by this. Yeah, you're living like O.J. simpson after his first trial. Pretty much. Pretty much go wrong. They're going to find you stealing some stuff from someone's house. No, they're going to read my book. If I was racist. If I said it. All right. Speaking of which. No, definitely, people would say more. They would say. They say, racist, sexist, transphobic, homophobic. Insert all this here. This has been a discussion for a long time. You can go back to videos that I did in, gosh, the 2010s about the wage gap. One of the biggest myths ever, right? But it's also an important litmus test because Barack Obama, when he was president, he went out and said, you know, woman earned 77 cents on the dollar. You think he doesn't have access to back then Google? Do you think he's not able to do basic research? Or do you think that those on the left want to constantly perpetuate this idea that women are still living under the oppression of patriarchy? So when you think of jobs that women can do that they're not allowed to do, they've been oppressed out of performing. What do you think? Comment below. Hit the comment, Tool Man. Got it. Okay. That's one question that this female comedian, Ethel Tan, tried to answer. I'm just gonna play and pause this because this goes on for a while with the heckler. And the crazy thing is this lady uploaded this interaction like it was a win for her. Yeah, yeah. Like comedian destroys heckler or something. Yeah. And the only people supportive of it are other women. The sisterhood. This is why people say women aren't funny. It's not that they cannot be funny. It's that women are accepting and supportive of horribly unfunny. Also unintelligent and uninsightful performers. Here we go. Should have more women in male dominated positions. Did you say boo? I did. You booed. You don't think that more women should be in male dominated positions? Want to do concrete work, darling? Pause. By the way, I love how he sounds like Buffalo Bill. You want to do concrete work, huh? It puts the concrete on its skin or else it gets the hose again. So anyway, that's pretty funny. Like, you know, I wasn't. You want to do concrete work, sweetheart? She's upset by that. Let's see where this goes. Audience laughs. Biggest laugh. PhD. So you're saying that women should do. Okay, well, I'm. Okay, now I'm curious. I really like. What work do you think women should do then? Men should do concrete work. Okay. Because you like concrete and they need to play with it. I get it. Pause. So this is the. Because you like concrete and you want to play with it. You like driving on roads, sweetheart. How about not having this dead soon comedy club roof cave in on your stupid slope head? Because he's racist. Yeah, he is. He's racist. Not you. Not. You know that he's racist and sexy. Yeah. Why are you a commie here, telling me what we should do for Jones, sweetheart? Do you. Is that what you think men do with. You think men just want to play with concrete? Yeah. That guy who's in a harness 400ft up putting in concrete pillars for a skyscraper for your new hospital. Yeah, he's just doing it because he ran out of Legos. Yeah. That's one tall Hospital, Josh. 40 stories. Well, it's downtown, so. By the way. And of course, she's a. She's a noted leftist. Not across the board, but she's better than you because she has a PhD and by the way, pay for her student. Pay for her student loan debt, you fascist. Pay for her to be better than you. Let's continue. But what kind of jobs do you think get more women in Miami? We should get. They still do mining. What are we mining for? Pause. Why don't you open up those legs and I'LL show you. I'm just trying to play the role of the worst heckler ever. Cuz she portrayed him as like this awful sexist. I'd be a great heckler because I like dealing with them when I have to. Let's keep playing. Every heckler thinks they're a great heckler. I would be good at it. Yeah, I think. Well, I know about your Christmas thing. We'll talk. Okay. Copper. We're mining for copper. Arizona's the largest. Oh, I did not know that. So you're saying there's a lot you don't know or not? Oh, it's up to me. Well, preferably, I prefer not to mine because I have a master's degree and I would rather not do that. But what's your master's degree in not being funny or being a. Or is that your PhD? Keep playing. Women want to mine. They should be able to go down into the mines to mine. They are, right? They. They. They are. There was that one lesbian who didn't remember they did a movie about a lesbian. It was a trans person first. Trans lady Minor was her dream. Yeah, it was October. Dyke. Continue. Yeah, that's really cool. I feel like. I feel like this is a topic for greater discussion. Yeah, I feel like for you every topic warrants greater discussion. It's just everything. So she thinks that was good to upload. By the way, you notice the audience hasn't laughed once. She's making point. The biggest laugh came from him when she go do concrete. And she could have just laughed it off. Here's the thing. If you're a comedian and you can't deal with hecklers, laugh it off. Thank you. Let me move on and move on with the show. If you're not a Nick Depaulo, if you're not a Bill Burr, if you're not a Domera, if you're not one of these guys, a Schimmel, whoever it is, who's fantastic. If I'm missing anybody, I apologize, then move on. She's not aware that she's not. Cuz other women tell her she's funny and you can clearly see in real time that she is not. Now here's the thing. She was talking about mine. She legitimately didn't know that we mine for things. At first we thought she said mimes, which by the way would have been funnier than her act. I don't even feel like we don't need a discussion. I understand all of it, but she did say minds. And here's the thing. They did they tried an all female mind but it didn't work out. That was real. The, the mic collapse was real. The fact that there were any women. There is not. No, no, no. Yeah, but, but maybe if there were. Yeah, but women do a lot of mining. Sure, sure. I, I mean, you get a divorce. Yeah. You know, car, mine, house, mine, kids, mine. Come on. No, let's go back to the mimes. This is. And let's get to this because she goes, I have a PhD and I wouldn't want to. Okay. It's also factually wrong if what's being presented is since I have a degree, I don't have to be doing concrete or being down in the mines with you. Here's the problem. Most women shouldn't. Most women who get STEM degrees shouldn't get them. What do I mean by that? It's a free pass because women went into nursing, women went into teaching. So we need to equalize this. And women end up making significantly less after they graduate compared to their male counterparts. Some of that is because they give birth. A lot of that is because they choose jobs with more flexibility. So if you are going to artificially try and manipulate any job marketplace in the name of equity, then we should apply that same logic to mining, to concrete work. The reason you can't is because it's no longer in the realm of theoretical, it's no longer in the realm of solely intellectual. There are physical blocks that don't allow women to do manual labor. And by the way, those jobs pay well. So we should apply it equally is the issue. Let's give you a few facts on education. Master's degrees, people have masters, they have around $70,000 in debt. Bring up the overlay. Yes, $70,000. 69,000. My favorite number in debt. Women hold 2/3 of all student debt. Highest average black women. Now let's compare that to the concrete worker. The mining trade schools, they have an average of or trade school graduates. It's average like $10,000 in debt. And many of those trades and those schools with two year degrees or programs, they pay very, very well. So to give you an idea, an electrician in this country. And we took the average salaries and took out the apprenticeship because you still will be making anywhere from 40,000 to 60,000 as an apprentice. So that's like being in college and making that money. $91,000 a year. Average dental hygienist, $94,000 a year. Elevator escalator installer, $106,000. Hard job to get, but, but pays very well, yeah, carpentry, plumbing, specialized electrician, the list goes on. Yeah. Mechanical work. Yeah. Heavy equipment operators, make good money. Mechanics who work on them. Yep, absolutely. And here's the thing. This is the elitism, right, that comes from someone like this. And it's, I'm better than you because I have a degree, by the way. I shouldn't have to pay for my own degree. That's the worldview. Now, instead of just understanding that this was not a win for her, Ethel is coming after the entire manosphere. It's always crazy to me when a quote unquote comedian is vehemently anti free speech. But these female activists cloaked as comedians, I mean, at least they're out in the open about trying to ban speech they don't like. This YouTube channel exclusively hates on women. And he used my video without my consent, so I reported him. After that particular video was taken down, he sent me an email saying he wanted to reach out, that he's a small commentary channel. He went meant the video in a lighthearted commentary sense, not malicious. He put a lot of effort into editing memes and commentary into the video, and he received a channel restriction. And he asked if he could have permission to re upload the video that he used of mine making, making fun of me, sending thousands of men to come and harass me on my Instagram page. So I looked up this man, Christopher John Satchirok, in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, and he is unemployed, of course. This is his YouTube channel profile Mankind. So after his channel has been restricted, he's like, this one might disappear. Oh my God, please help me. And they have 71 days before this restriction is lifted. So there's 71 days that we have before we can shut this shit down. He, like, replied and was like, let's go, let's contend or whatever. Pause. Like, that's insane. This is how dumb, and I do mean this dumb. I don't care what her GPA is, how dumb this person is. She doesn't understand that. Obviously critique and being transformative with content, it falls squarely under fair use, right? So she doesn't believe that people should be able to criticize her content out there. Not only that, but she doesn't believe that this should merely be a strike or removal on that video. If it were to fall outside the umbrella of fair use, the only thing that would be enough for her is to shut this shit down. According to her meaning, remove those who are critics. This is the worldview of a strong, brave female comedian. Just to be clear, my criticism of you is malicious by your own definition. I think you're a bad comedian, and I think that you're a pretty. Pretty weak person by acting this way. Let's continue. Like, dude, it's like a little kid doing a little art project, showing their mom going like, look, Mom. Look what I did. I'm not your mommy, okay? Go home. I'm not. Ew. I'm not your mommy. I'm just the snitch. Was that supposed to be comedy as well? You should see the clip from her special. Oh, really? She has. It's three minutes and it's not three. It's. It's. The whole clip is. We can bring this up in Rumble Premium. The whole clip is about how an Asian waitress mispronounced her name Ethel to ethol. Ah, maybe she was. It's one joke over. Like, the person minute. That's so funny, dude. Oh, my God. By the way. By the way. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm dying over here. It's asshole. Yeah, it sounds like. Like a butt. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. For the Asians, they say things different. So the channel, by the way, in question that she wants to shut down is @MVN kind on YouTube. And I have no idea who this person is who runs a channel. I'm not saying that I agree with them. Disagree with them, but someone is trying to shut down a channel wrongfully. So, you know, hey, maybe go check it out. Yeah. Apparently, now, when she talks about the manosphere, this is one thing the left often does, too. They believe in nuance, but then they go the manosphere. And that includes. Bring up the list. It includes Andrew, Andrew Tate. It includes Dan Bilzerian. It includes I can't see everyone there. But then all sneako. But then also Charlie, Kirk and myself. Yeah, there's a party of nuance. And by the way, I don't. I don't really understand. She said that he sent people. Do you think he actually sent any of his followers? Or. Or maybe what happened, and maybe this is. What she can't understand, is that people saw her content. Yeah, yeah. And hated it so much that they wanted to go heckle her and they wanted to go to her DMs. And I'm not saying you should do that, but I'm just saying, do you think he was like, yeah, go hate on her? No. People just probably don't like you. You're an unlikable person. Yeah, it happens sometimes. I am, too. It's fine. I will tell you this. Without. Without women, social media would have been entirely self regulated and wouldn't have been a problem. Yeah. When you look at the YouTube censorship, when you look at Jack Dorsey, it always came with a hefty side. A hefty helping of white knight. Women want to be able to play in the sandbox, and they don't want anyone else in the sandbox who they don't like. But that's not playing in the sandbox. It's not? No. And there's a difference between targeted harassment and non stop, you know, stalking campaigns, trolling, obviously defamation. Things that are knowing, you know, knowingly or observably untrue, of which the person, you know, sating at that moment in time knows that it is untrue. These are different things than someone saying, isn't this not funny? You want to promote yourself through social media. Got it. That's the pro. The con is people get to criticize you through social media. Yeah. Ask me how I know. Entire channels. Entire channels. I don't. Fine, go ahead, do it. Say whatever it is. What do they got? I suck. I'm gay. Whatever it is. Pec implants. What's the next one? What is it? I'm secretly a Jew. $7,000. There are plenty of channels. Go ahead. Anunnazi, don't forget. That's right. Anunnazi. Anunazi. You gotta have both. Why is this pe. Welcome to the Internet. It's 2026. Sorry, Josh, I cut you off with that line. I said, why is this penis bruised? That happened. That actually happened from the surgery. My bruises traveled. They don't travel. They do. No, they don't. They do. It's false. They do. Science. Yeah. I think my biggest problem with this whole, this whole video isn't her opinion or isn't her. Her. You know, her. I think it's just that she's not joking. Like, she went straight from. No, I get it. Hecklers, they piss you off. Of course I get it. You get angry and sometimes I. I've done it. I've. But I, I. When I get angry, I'll make threats. I'll be like, all right, well, we could talk about it outside after the show. Yeah, I'll be in my car leaving, and you can be with your gun in the parking lot, but. Right. She didn't make it fun at all. She was just like, condescending and like. Yeah. Oh, is he gonna play with you? Look, I think that was an attempt at a joke, to be fair. I think it was attempted a joke, but it's very condescending. And then it was like. And then she got confused. And her point, because he. She's like, so that's what you want women to do? She goes, it's up to you. Because it was. That was her. Her whole point in the first place. Like, more women in men's spaces. And he's like, here's men's spaces. Concrete mining. And she's like, so you think women should do that? No, no, no. You said women in men's. That's a man's space. Yeah. Here's a big mistake that she made too, is. And don't. You know, if ever I started up doing live shows again, don't show up to heckle because you want to see what happens. It's kind of one of my strong suits. That's what I used to do. They used to have me MC shows because I could go out kamikaze. I'd be like, ah, screw the bit. Let me just deal with this heckler. Right? You don't. If someone is heckling, it may be annoying, but this was in the middle of women's spaces and a bunch of people clapping and him just going, boo, guess what? That continues the rhythm. He's still. And think of it like a river, right? It's flowing. That's still in the flow. She could have addressed it if she wanted to really quickly. Like, boo. Okay, so one man who clearly lost his job and continued. Instead, she stops the flow of her own show, changes the pacing. And you can do it. You can stop the flow of your show and laser in. You better have a heart piercing arrow if you're going to do that. Continue the flow. Match the flow of the heckling. And if they stop the flow, then you can address them. But if you choose to do that strategically, you better know exactly where you're going with it or you better have an ace up your sleeve. 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Amica Empathy is Our best policy. Visit amica.com and get a quote today. Next one. All right, I will say this. You guys, I guess, talked about this while I was gone. We did, yeah. Show of hands. Who thinks this guy. This is not the realm of free speech, but he's a foreign asset and he's trying to subvert the country. Yeah, that's me. That's not me. Yeah, yeah, we already know. You went through the whole section of. Or I guess a whole kind of block of laws that he's broken. Either potential violations, clear violations. Stuff that he's going to absolutely have to answer for. So. So Hasan Piker. Look. And people will say, why don't you debate him? Well, I don't debate people who call for the death of people, the act of killing of people who share my worldview. Why? Because, let's say you show up. The worst thing you can do is beat that person in debate because they're willing to bring physical harm to you. Where you're gonna show up in a plight, you're gonna give them personal information. So there are some boundaries, and he certainly operates outside of those boundaries. But McCarthy wasn't wrong about everything. Like, people will say, hey, freedom of speech, man. They'll try and use this against you. If you know it sounds like horse crap, it's okay to say. Just, just. Just stop. Just stop. The left is not the party of freedom of speech. Oh, all of a sudden you want to apply it? When you are doing the bidding of and advocating for a foreign government who seeks to subvert and destroy the United States. Why should we allow our virtues, the First Amendment, to be used against us by people who seek to destroy it? That is not its purpose. And by the way, it cannot exist if that's how it is interpreted. Someone like a Hasan Piker, who wants to advocate on behalf of communist governments like China, like Cuba, who violates American law, and we'll see where the finances, you know, where the financial trail leads. You're not welcome. You're not welcome to use our laws, our freedoms, and our rights to subvert it, destroy it, and then rob any future generations of said virtues. That's it. That's my view. You let me know. Now, here is something pretty funny. I'm clearly not the only person who thinks this Hassan Piker showed up to a protest at the Delaney Ice center or the detention center in Newark, New Jersey. Protests have been going on. Yeah. And he left quite quickly. They keep protesting, and we keep showing support for them with the hopes that eventually, eventually it gets to A point where these institutions that are doing this violence feel a sense of accountability. They change. That's a political philosophy, right? That's what it says. Wait, what happened? What happened that quick? What happened? Fraud. He don't know what the he talking about. People following him cuz he got money. Look at. Look at him running. You don't know what the he talking about. Twitch, get out of here with them view bots. You view bot. Go back to your desktop. You dog abuser. You dog abuser. Respect women. Queen. I will never disrespect you. Queen. Stay in your lane. This for my people right here. I don't even know this. This is my people. You twitch. Why you want to abuse his dog? So if you condone that, you too. I like your red hair. That's nice compliment. You abuse, yo. You abuse dogs, you weirdo. You abuse dogs, you weirdo. Twitch. Don't touch me. Get. Yo, you smell like though. Back up. You got nice hair. You smell like in public though. Freedom of speech. Take your dog out the cage, man. Let him breathe. Let's just keep going, bro. Animals deserve rights too. Hassan. Is that your name fake? Why did you abuse your dog? You know he abuse. Abuse his dog. You jack him? I've seen his dog. He's a nice dog. Doesn't abuse anyone. Only you know, me abusing are the ones around us, okay? In public. Freedom of speech is an abuse. Freedom of speech is an abuse. Twitch. And you them not those black guys. Said Hasan piker when advocating on behalf of black people. That guy was not the ones who act like how most black guys act in real life when they're not in CNN or msnbc. Right. They'll get up there verbal, but I don't have a problem with that. He wasn't assaulting anybody. No. Hey, what about him? Yeah, he wasn't. He got nice hair. You smell like shit though. You bet. Not you black weed. But stay in your lane. Also like you wanna talk champagne socialist or limousine liberal. The guy, he's like, oh, you know I don't spell. I don't brag about how much I spend on fashion. How about you spend nothing on fashion? It's a completely unnecessary. It's a completely unnecessary expense. And you look stupid. Look at what he's wearing. The shoulder epaulets. He looks like the under faker. He looks like Inspector Faggot. Ye. Yes, he looks like. He looks like Dick Gacy Rohr ball shack. Yeah, it's like Kobby San Diego. Remember Humphrey Beaufort? Yeah, that's right. He Looks like Neo from the Gay Tricks. Or he's like the star in that documentary Blowing for Columbine. That's right. Shaft. No change, Ed. Shafted. Yeah, well, Hasan Piker. To many, and certainly to those in the black community, I don't claim to speak for them. I would never be so arrogant. Don't do that. They view him as a useless dog abuser. Yeah, but this, it's like this. This streamer, I would say is about as useful to dog lovers as Professor Xavier's untalented brother who we hired. To my everlasting shame, Chet Xavier is to the X Men. They're about as comparably useful and. Or useless. I can't turn. Okay. I don't know why we. We should just, you know, we should just hired him as a contractor, not a. I don't think he works here. I don't think he's actually on payroll. Oh, no, he is. Are you sure? Oh, I don't understand it, but he is also. Here's funny. Here's something funny. Hassan. Hassan Piker and his. His uncle, I believe, Cenk Uyghur. They've been banned from the UK and claim that it's because of Israel, but that's not really the reason. It's just funny that they, they were whiners. Left wing YouTube pundit Janky banned from entering the UK. Yeah, it's okay. Well, I didn't want to talk about it, but my visa has also been revoked. You did want to talk about it. To do something with Giannis Varoufakis. Do something with Zach Polanski. Brought it up with Jeremy Corbyn. Do something at the Oxford Union. And now the labor government has revoked our visas. Pause. This is a liberal. Look, I know that. I know some of this because first I was raised in Canada where I understand the speech laws. We were going to do something at the Oxford Union. The president of the Oxford Union, the former, I believe president, had to leave because they celebrated Charlie Kirk's death and was replaced, I believe, by a new person who is a pro Palestinian activist. So you are not being banned for left wing worldviews. They are very amenable to yours. Let's continue. You right, the labor government is supposed to be the Liberal government doing this and the American government is the right wing government doing it. Like we are. We are in the 1930s era where I think that the administrations in both the UK and the United States of America, regardless of like their supposed ideological differences, are absolutely moving. As a uni party, the Western liberal democracies that are supposed to protect and preserve speech, even if they don't have now to the Castro like we do here in the United States of America. They're supposed to Mao China have current China like good reason. This is not one of them, right? No, this is not one of them. Yeah, being critical of Israel. Well, effectively just get them off. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. Hey. You are now experiencing what? First off, I've experienced with many of these countries and many of these campuses, but exactly what anyone not named Hasan Piker has experienced in trying to document Cuba. What anyone who is not going and thrilled at the prospect of receiving the Little Red Book, they would be received in communist China. Anyone who wanted to be critical of a communist Chinese government. Of course you could apply it to ussr. Of course you could apply it to any communist regiment. Of course you can apply it to Cuba. By the way, this is what they did. They've jailed dissidents. This is why I say no, we do not allow the First Amendment to be used against us by people who advocate for governments that in no way allow dissent. Best case scenario is you're kicked out of the country. Most likely scenario is imprisoned. Very, very possible scenario executed. These are the regimes that Hasan Piker say aren't that bad. He feels as though it's a slight when he experiences in a very limited capacity what everyone would experience under the regimes he advocates if they were critical of them. Welcome. Welcome to the club. Why should someone like that be granted entry? Now, to be clear, the reason in the uk, the official reason, they said their presence, meaning his presence in the UK may not be conducive to the public good. Well, it's kind of a Wiener's way of saying, I mean, I kind of agree. But here's the thing. This isn't unique to him for the public good, that umbrella clause. Same reason that Conservatives were banned from attending Tommy Robinson's rally two weeks ago. So from the United States he had Joey Mannarino, Valentina Gomez. From Spain you had Ada Lutch Luck, the Netherlands, Eva Vlaardingerbrook. It's hard for me to pronounce Vlardingerbrock. Vlardingerbrock. Is it because I'm sexy? Partially. Now, my Vardinger blog. Here's the thing. The UK should not ban political speech. People should not be banned for being critical of Israel. Of course not. Hasan Piker should be absolutely. If not imprisoned, he absolutely should be put on trial for treason for what he has done. With this country. If he's worked on behalf of foreign governments and he's admitted. Right, look, of course, to talk to people who are. I mean, it's a designated terrorist group talking with people and coordinating with them, or even talking with them sympathetically, not as an objective journalist. That to me is betrayal of your country. Maybe the UK just hates socialists as much as we do and they're now kind of based. No, they're just. I'm kidding. I'm just saying he, he, he automatically goes to. It's because I was critical of Israel without understanding that a lot of, of people have been told they can't come in that are actually very pro Israel. But there are also a lot of other things, right? There are a lot of other things. Just like Hasan Piker is a lot of other things other than anti Israel. It's an entirely feminized society. Their standard is, does it cause offense? That's their standard. Does it cause offense? They only want to let people in for the public good, like migrants. So non whites, just to go through the number. 16% of the UK population. Okay, but they make up. Yes, 16% of the population, but they make up 60% of the top 100 sex offender suspects. They make up 38% of arrests on trains, 29% of the prison population. Black arrest rate. When we're dealing with migrants in the uk, often a lot of Somalis, often a lot of refugees from different countries, twice that of native born UK citizens or whites, if you want to compare them that way. You saw a recent increase in violent crimes, rapes, again, correlates directly with the influx of migrants. So it's not just one. Correlation doesn't equal causation. I know, I took humanity's 101 too, but when you add all it up, 38% of rest on trains, 29% of the prison population, 60% of the top 100 sex offenders, only 16% of the population. Huh. Also, this is pretty interesting. The UK just crossed over, I think, pretty recently. They spend more on welfare than they bring in via income tax. Just welfare and just income tax. That's a real problem. I'm no accountant, I'm no Leibowitz, but I'm guessing that's not good. Well, here's the other thing. Good. From 23 to 24, the UK spent two and a half to three times the amount on welfare for migrants than UK citizens. Jeez, so bankrupt you can't afford it. Those who've been here for a long time, this is taught, this is in the Interest of the public good. Bring in crime and subsidize it. This is the view of the left. Think about it. Bring in crime and subsidize it. I'm better than you because I went to college. You better pay for my college degree. The elite. Hey, hey, shouldn't I be entitled to freedom of speech while I advocate for the communist government and Cuban government that allow no freedom of speech? Well, what part of their government is better? Would you if you sat Hasan piker down and just said, hey, freedom of speech. Who's better? China, Cuba, United States. I know because he's answered it in the past. He says that it's an illusion. Well, if that's what you thought, then there's no new grievance here. Dummy. He's a joke. The UK is a joke. And by the way, let's bring up a quick check in Keir starmer. There's a 73% chance that he leaves office this year according to Kalshee. Yeah, with numbers like the the ones that we just saw, especially the people who brought up the fact that this was a problem with migration got called racist. Ah, and you just kind of pushed off in society. That makes sense. They say if you want to go fast, go alone. But if you want to go far, go together. 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