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B (0:41)
I just wish that we could still have Lane. Gerald was late today. That's, you know, nothing like setting the, setting the example. Mr. Pace Car. So he just walked in and we're going to have Lane, but he's here. Welcome to the lineup live here on rumble, 8am eastern to 7pm I hope I have that right because I know we've added some shows and you don't need to change that dial. Welcome. We have a few things to get to today and by a few I mean today's show might be perceived as racist. Like any show. Yeah, because, because, because, because we'll be discussing birthright citizenship. Yes, we've covered this before and you can go and check, check out that show. But it gets worse because Ketanji Brown Jackson said something about Japan which I still don't fully understand it. Perhaps you can comment and let me know if you think you know what she is saying. I will give you my interpretation of her. Retardery. That's a new word. And we'll also be talking about President Trump on daycare. A lot of people upset about his comments and Somalis, low iq, people saying that's racist. Facts are racist. He didn't say all black people, he said Somalis and guess what? They are low iq. We went back to the moon. That's pretty cool. And some dating advice for young men out there saying, hey, I want a traditional woman, I want to have traditional roles. But I'm a little concerned because I'm in my 30s and seems like every woman has done an about face and rejected feminism, but I don't know which is genuine. So that and More as all 11am weekday shows on with the show. That's right, the debate. Don't forget the debate next week. April 10, you can get your tickets.
C (2:17)
When it's time to get away, to leave the hustle and bustle of everyday life, to abandon your worries at the door. There's a place that beckons off golden coasts of Sao Paulo with open arms in Snake Island. Sandy beaches and miles of coastline with not another human in sight. Snake island, an actual place averaging at least one deadly snake per square meter. Crawling with mother Earth's most evil creatures. Venomous snakes, flying snakes, snakes that hunt in packs. It is literally filled to the brim with deadly snakes snakes. It's a place that leaves you grateful for all the modern day basic bitch white guy problems you have at home should you ever make it back alive. So pack your Depends and book your travel today and prepare to ask yourself, why the hell don't we just nuke Snake Island? Your trip begins at the gates of hell.
