The DSA Just Dropped a Diabolical New Manifesto - We Expose It

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Louder with Crowder – Episode Summary

Episode Title: The DSA Just Dropped a Diabolical New Manifesto - We Expose It
Date: July 23, 2026
Host: Steven Crowder
Panel: Josh Firestein, Gerald, Jackson
Theme: Exposing and satirizing the new Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) platform, critiquing the overhype of AI, and exploring recent examples of culture war tension, including issues around sports, gender, and socialism.

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Episode Overview

This episode dives into the newest manifesto released by the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA), with Crowder and crew promising a comedic but critical breakdown of what the DSA wants, what it really means, and why it poses a danger in their view. Throughout, they use satire, impersonations, and tangents to entertain while discussing political, cultural, and economic topics, including AI skepticism, gender in sports, and popular perceptions of socialism among young Americans.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. The Hype and Limits of AI

(00:00 – 04:31)

• AI is overhyped: Crowder and panel express skepticism about how everything is suddenly labeled “AI”—from vending machines to simple digital processes.
  • “Am I the one who feels like I'm taking crazy pills? That people are trying to pump up the price of all these AI… It's like Bigfoot.” — Steven Crowder [00:11]
  • Consensus: Most “AI” is just marketing hype and can’t even get basic facts right.
• Mocking AI Problems: They joke about AI being unable to solve math or historical facts but expected to control critical operations like surgery.

Memorable quote:

• “There were three different forms of AI—Easy, medium, hard—in Goldeneye… It's not new.” — Josh Firestein [00:35]

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2. Culture & News Riffing

(04:32 – 13:38)

• Sophie Cunningham as a 'Culture War Hero'
  • WNBA player Sophie Cunningham discussed for her stance on protecting women’s spaces and sports from inclusion of trans women, sparking controversy.
  • Panel describes her as an “unwilling participant” in the broader social debate.
• Comic Moments:
  • Satirical “Bird Watching with Tool Man” [01:41], comedic aside focusing on robins and cardinals.
• Ban on Communism:
  • Crowder asserts that communism is still technically illegal in the U.S., though unenforced.
  • “We still have banned communism in this country… we just don't enforce it.” — Steven Crowder [04:38]

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3. Pastor James David Manning Clip

(07:00 – 13:40)

• Clip of Pastor Manning's tirade:
  • Played as comic relief but also as social commentary—a fiery critique by Manning of black voting patterns and provision of “free stuff” by politicians.
  • Controversial and explicit; panel jokes about wanting to get Manning on the show for his unfiltered views.
• Provocative moments:
  • “Any [slur] who had the slightest inclination to vote for Mondami. There's something wrong with you.” — Pastor Manning [07:33]

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4. Trans Issues in Sports: Sophie Cunningham vs. Megan Rapinoe

(13:41 – 26:57)

• Sophie Cunningham’s Position:
  • Cunningham doubles down on her beliefs: girls should not have to compete against biological men in sports.
  • “I want to protect young girls in a locker room or young girls in a sport who shouldn't have to go against biological men.” — Sophie Cunningham [14:10]
• Panel Reaction:
  • They praise her for “common sense” and contrast her to Megan Rapinoe.
  • “She’s not delusional… even as a tall woman… a man would smoke her.” — Steven Crowder [14:58]
• Reddit Leftist Reaction:
  • Showcases negative Reddit comments labeling her a bigot, which the panel derides as “gaslighting.”
• Megan Rapinoe Segment:
  • Play clip of Rapinoe defending trans women in girls’ sports.
  • Panel ridicules Rapinoe's argument and appearance.
• Analogy:
  • Crowder likens presence of men in women’s sports to “rabid porcupines in the locker room” [23:58]:
    • “Okay, here would also be quite a rare problem. Rabid porcupines in women's locker rooms… but then Rapinoe is like, fuck your locker room, throwing in a rabid porcupine.” — Steven Crowder [23:58]

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5. Satirical Segment: Seven Plus One Children’s Books for Black Boys

(30:10 – 33:03)

• Satire of Diversity in Children’s Literature:
  • Crowder and panel mock the proliferation of books specifically tailored to “black boyhood,” riffing on titles with crude, racially-charged puns.
  • Example: “The Very Sickle Cell Riddled Caterpillar.” — Gerald [32:18]
• Self-Referential Humor:
  • “Oh, the places you'll go… prison.” — Crowder / Panel [32:36]
• Tone: Irreverent, intentionally shocking.

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6. Main Event: The DSA’s New Manifesto — What It Says, What It Means

(34:05 – 61:43)

DSA’s Platform vs. The Panel’s “Translation”

• Rising Youth Socialism:
  • Cites polling: “62% of young Americans have a favorable view of socialism.”
  • “53% of Americans under 40 want a socialist president.” — Steven Crowder [39:04]
• DSA Allegedly Communist:
  • Claims over half of DSA leadership are self-identified communists, referencing praise for Mao Zedong.
  • Clip of a DSA leader lauding Mao as “one of the great leaders of the world.” [41:29]
• DSA Platform “Translations”
  • Healthcare:
    • Free, universal, including “gender affirming” care.
    • Translation: “You will fund every single gender transition and abortion… and if you don't participate, you will be thrown in jail.” — Steven Crowder [44:43]
  • Housing:
    • Translation: “Section 8 housing for everyone… You will pay for the lawyers of said criminals to protect them.” — Crowder [46:33]
  • Policing:
    • “Demilitarize/abolish police,” “treat addiction/mental health as health issues.”
    • Translation: “Criminals will be set free and social workers will ignore your emergency call.” — Crowder [47:46]
  • Voting:
    • Restore rights for felons, non-citizen residents, D.C. statehood.
    • Translation: “Anyone without ID votes, anyone in our borders, here’s the laundry list of free crap.” — Crowder [49:13]
  • Industry and Economy:
    • “Public ownership of the largest corporations,” wealth taxes.
    • Translation: “After ending police… military will Attack you and confiscate your possessions like all socialist countries.” — Crowder [51:17]
• Panel’s Satirical Questions:
  • “Which workers and why?” — recurring bit on the imprecision of “workers deserve more.” [43:40]
  • Corporate Takeover:
    • Skeptical that state ownership would lead to innovation (Apple iPhone hypothetical).

Notable Quotes:

• “You will own nothing. You'll like it. You will have no rights whatsoever outside of the state…” — Steven Crowder [61:43]
• “If you think you're anxious, oh, no, I know, I know… that's because it's not true communism anymore. It was better when it was Mao.” — Crowder [61:43]

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7. Panel’s Final Thoughts

(Final 5 minutes)

• Summary:
  • Crowder closes by emphasizing that all the promises of socialism already exist in some form in the US (public housing, mass transit, SNAP, etc.), but that these systems are inferior and expanding them would lead to loss of freedom and prosperity.
  • Warns that embracing DSA-style socialism risks repeating the deadly outcomes of the 20th-century communist experiments.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [00:00] – AI skepticism and jokes
• [04:32] – Overview of show topics for the day (Sophie Cunningham, DSA)
• [07:33] – Pastor James David Manning’s viral rant
• [13:41] – Sophie Cunningham vs. Megan Rapinoe on trans women in women’s sports
• [30:10] – Satirical riff on black boys’ children’s books
• [34:05] – Main segment: DSA’s new manifesto, socialism’s appeal among youth
• [39:14] – DSA leaders’ statements, abolishing the Senate, Mao praise
• [44:43] – Panel mocking DSA’s “workers deserve more” and translating DSA platform
• [47:46] – DSA stance on police/public safety
• [49:13] – DSA position on voting, statehood, and felon enfranchisement
• [51:17] – Socialists’ plan for the economy, public ownership, confiscation rhetoric
• [58:48] – Crowder compares socialist promises to existing welfare/state systems, declares them failures

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “Any [slur] who had the slightest inclination to vote for Mondami. There's something wrong with you.” — Pastor Manning [07:33]
• “I want to protect young girls… who shouldn't have to go against biological men.” — Sophie Cunningham [14:10]
• “It's a non-issue… what a dumb topic to speak out on. We have so many problems…” — Reddit user quoted by Crowder [18:08]
• “She's trying to frame this as, ‘They just don’t like women, they don’t want us to have power.’’ — Gerald on Rapinoe [24:47]
• “You stupid Heaven's Gate, Little Lord Fauntleroy, bitch.” — Crowder about Rapinoe [25:33]
• “Socialism… is just window dressing… it's actually at the cost of your soul and your life.” — Steven Crowder [39:04]

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Style & Tone

• Irreverent, confrontational, heavy on satire and sarcasm.
• Frequent digressions, comedic impressions, and intentionally outrageous humor.
• Usage of explicit language and controversial jokes, often for shock value or political provocation.

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For First-Time Listeners

• Heavy on insider/conservative humor—knowing the show’s context and common targets aids understanding.
• The episode is a mix of substantive critique (as they see it) and comedy, but satire is often indistinguishable from sincere argument.
• Explicit language, racial jokes, and edgy references are frequent; the show is not “safe for work” or for all audiences.

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Conclusion

Crowder and crew position the DSA platform as dangerous, naive, or both, using comedic “translations” to suggest that DSA’s promises would lead to social, economic, and personal ruin resembling twentieth-century communist regimes. They warn that the slippery slope of “wokeness,” gender ideology, and socialism is accelerating, especially among youth, and call for vigilance, skepticism, and cultural pushback.

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Transcript

[Steven Crowder]

That is not happening the way that they are covering it. That this, that this AI all of

[Josh Firestein]

a sudden just got out of its

[Steven Crowder]

pen, hacked and then Eddie Haskell it back? No, it's doing something it was programmed to do.

[Josh Firestein]

Am I, Am I the one who

[Steven Crowder]

feels like I'm taking crazy pills? That people are trying to pump up the price of all these AI? All of these AI Enterprises telling you that it can do stuff that you never actually. It's like Bigfoot.

[Josh Firestein]

It's like a ufo. It's like, oh, oh, but you can't get a basic math equation right. But I should trust you with my LASIK surgery. This idea that.

[Steven Crowder]

And everything is AI now.

[Gerald]

And everything.

[Josh Firestein]

Have you noticed that everything. You go to a vending machine. Oh, it's $2.50 for a can of Coke.

[Steven Crowder]

But it's improved as a processing thing

[Josh Firestein]

that's using a. I don't give a shit. I just put in the coins and just give me the Coke. We're going to call that AI that's not new. We had AI and goldeneye. There were three different forms of AI Easy, medium, hard and hard.

[Steven Crowder]

It would know when you were reloading

[Josh Firestein]

and come around the corner. Remember that? That was a. It was so ubiquitous in a movie with Haley Joe Osmond and Jude Law and a weird sort of Santa Claus 3 plastic face thing called AI we just now refer to everything as AI and tell everyone it can do everything,

[Steven Crowder]

but it can't get a basic historical fact right. How do I know?

[Josh Firestein]

Because today it told me that the clip of Bernie Sanders saying that a 90% top marginal tax rate didn't exist

[Steven Crowder]

on the way to curing cancer. Here's Tim talking about birds.

[Josh]

Hey, welcome to episode one of Bird Watching with Tool Man. Today we'll learn about some backyard birds you might find in your backyard. Today we'll talk about the American robin. So this is an American robin. They got an orange chest and they're up pretty early. So when you hear something in the morning and are like, what is that? It's probably a robin. It's no mockingbird, but they sing alright. Unlike the next bird, the female northern cardinal. There's one. It's a female northern. Anyway, these ones sing like trash. You ever seen a school pageant where one kid thinks they sing really good, but they don't sing really good? That's this. You may be thinking, oh, Tim, cardinals have red feathers, but maybe you should shut the up. Because you'd be wrong. That's only the males. They're way cooler. Total chads See, look at that handsome bastard. Badass red feathers, Mohawk, orange beak and super aggressive bro could sing his ass off too. Not like that tone, Death. We just heard the male cardinal is awesome. No wonder they made a whole video game franchise about him. Angry Birds. Stay tuned for more bird watching with Tool man next week where we're looking at mockingbirds and the common grackle. I only like one of them.

[Steven Crowder]

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[Josh Firestein]

It's.

[Steven Crowder]

I guess I forgot to do the run, you guys. Question of the day. You guys let me know the AI think.

[Josh Firestein]

Do you.

[Steven Crowder]

I get it. That serves a useful purpose in some capacities. You think it's being a little overhyped sometimes? I don't know. I. I mean, I do know it is. I forgot to give you the rundown. This is something AI could replace me and do. We're gonna be talking about Sophie Cunningham, who's sort of becoming in a. I guess you'd say in unwilling or I guess just kind of a culture war hero here.

[Josh Firestein]

I guess.

[Steven Crowder]

Yeah. An unwilling participant. Not unwilling, involuntary participant. She seems willing, but she didn't plan for this.

[Gerald]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Steven Crowder]

We also have seven plus one children's book for children's books for black boys. That's going to be a lot of fun. And the dsa, Democratic Socialists of America, Young Americans now would sooner support and vote for a socialist for president than a MAGA candidate or an America first candidate. Why do you think that is? And what do you think the DSA actually stands for? They tell you one thing, we're going to go through exactly how they will implement it. Also, by the way, I don't know if you know this. We still have banned communism in this country still. We just don't enforce it. Yeah, I say we start enforcing it. How many do we have?

[Josh Firestein]

Enough.

[Steven Crowder]

Do we have enough helicopters?

[Gerald]

I mean, I can get more.

[Jackson]

We have the most helicopters.

[Steven Crowder]

We do.

[Jackson]

We have the most. If. If we're doing a contest, see who had the most helicopters to throw people out of them, we would throw the most people out.

[Steven Crowder]

Well, then let's just have a few more. Few more rides. Combine the Pinochet, the zeal, the gusto with our technology and helicopter fleet. Ken Morgan, CEO.

[Gerald]

How are you? Fantastic. At least AI told me I was.

[Josh]

Oh, my God.

[Gerald]

How are you? I didn't start this one this time treated.

[Steven Crowder]

No, you absolutely did.

[Jackson]

We were sitting here before the show started.

[Gerald]

Oh, geez.

[Jackson]

He did his own surgery.

[Gerald]

Yeah. Will not be the death of society. It might be.

[Josh Firestein]

Very well might be. Let's not lie.

[Steven Crowder]

How does the laser eye feel on the other foot?

[Gerald]

I. It's gonna suck.

[Steven Crowder]

Sock it. Yeah.

[Jackson]

Germinator.

[Steven Crowder]

Yeah, Jackson. Did you say yeah.

[Jackson]

You're the Germinator.

[Steven Crowder]

All right. Friday, July 24, at the Emerald City Comic Club. That's this Friday in Seattle, Washington. That one just kind of came. Kind of a pop up show. Go see him live. Mr. Josh Firestein. How are you?

[Jackson]

Hey, what's up?

[Steven Crowder]

Good, good.

[Jackson]

AI didn't tell me to say that. I just am. Good.

[Steven Crowder]

Because you're your own person.

[Jackson]

Yeah, I'm my own person. I'm wearing shorts because I made the decision.

[Steven Crowder]

Yeah.

[Gerald]

Did you?

[Jackson]

I forgot that I was on a show today.

[Steven Crowder]

You should have AI make that decision for you.

[Gerald]

Do you know why?

[Jackson]

No.

[Josh Firestein]

China. China, China. Because China people.

[Steven Crowder]

That's the pitch every time.

[Gerald]

Yeah.

[Josh Firestein]

So if we don't do it, it's China. They're gonna turn their society to shit first.

[Gerald]

They're way ahead of the game.

[Steven Crowder]

Yeah, they cook in it.

[Gerald]

They're so much more advanced.

[Jackson]

They're abandoned cities.

[Steven Crowder]

That's how China thinks they're going to be the next great superpower.

[Josh Firestein]

Like, embrace that. I was born in it. I cook in it.

[Steven Crowder]

You accidentally said sewer power, and that's perfect. There's a certain percentage of Chinese street food that is cooked with raw sewage. Sewage water. They don't even care. All right, whatever. Let's go the opposite. Right? Okay. Subterranean. Let's go to the heavens. Favorite pastor of all time. I don't know if I agree with him on all theological issues. I don't care. Harlem pastor James David Manning gave some thoughts specifically on Mamdani. And it's as good as it gets.

[Josh Firestein]

Any nigga who had the slightest inclination to vote for Mondame. There's something wrong with you. There's something wrong with you. You sick. Mandami had a celebration out in City hall of all the immigrants, all the Muslims. All the immigrants down there. No, he's a Muslim, for crying out loud. He's a jihadist at core. His wife is a lesbo jihadist, Hamas supporter, Intifada believer. Here you nigga talking about Mondami gonna give us a free bus ride. Hell, it doesn't matter if they're hand out free sandwiches in hell, I ain't going. Are you crazy? You get a free bus ride. Don't get a free bus. Get your ass a job. Get A job, free bus rides. I want something free. He's our boy.

[Jackson]

This new version of Fences is great.

[Josh Firestein]

He said we got free food. We have free grocery stores. You should have seen the jumping up and down. Won't work. Don't got a job. Can't hold a job. Ain't got no money, don't have no

[Jackson]

security versus white writers.

[Josh Firestein]

Mandani gonna give us a free. Free food. Damn. I don't need you to give me no free food. I buy my own. There's something wrong with black folk. This got Moses in trouble.

[Jackson]

This got Moses in trouble.

[Steven Crowder]

Apparently.

[Josh Firestein]

I just love this. Get Moses in trouble. He has a whole thing.

[Steven Crowder]

You should go see more of these people.

[Josh Firestein]

Talking about black. Black people built this country. You come at me with that loud, knock the taste out your mouth. There ain't a damn nation in the continent of Africa that ever put together an automobile.

[Jackson]

We gotta name some boxed rice after this guy.

[Josh Firestein]

I just need to go.

[Steven Crowder]

Here's the thing.

[Josh Firestein]

Who is this church for?

[Gerald]

Because.

[Josh Firestein]

Because when you're using the N word

[Steven Crowder]

and you're swearing like you.

[Josh Firestein]

You only appeal to young people.

[Steven Crowder]

But then it.

[Josh Firestein]

You hate young black people. Clearly. And by the way, have legitimate grievances.

[Steven Crowder]

Like he makes them.

[Josh Firestein]

I just.

[Steven Crowder]

I'm wondering who's attending. Is it just a bunch of old people? It's like his family in hell.

[Josh Firestein]

And then we got Jersey Mike's. They got Quiznos about Ross. Tell him.

[Jackson]

How do you transition to the next part of the service?

[Josh Firestein]

Get a job. Damn. Now let's sing a song to Jesus.

[Steven Crowder]

And there's probably some guy watching, like,

[Josh Firestein]

bus is how I get to work. Yeah, man. I drive the bus. What? I'm talking to the bus is my job. That's how I got here. There's a bus stop right outside. Bastard.

[Steven Crowder]

Let's take it down.

[Josh Firestein]

It's just.

[Steven Crowder]

I want to get him on the show.

[Gerald]

I want to get.

[Steven Crowder]

You absolutely want to get him on the show.

[Gerald]

You know what?

[Jackson]

You guys might like very, very much disagree on something, and that would be fun. I don't even think you could get angry.

[Steven Crowder]

I think you would just be laughing as I told you. I don't care.

[Jackson]

I would love that.

[Steven Crowder]

Free pass for life.

[Gerald]

Yeah.

[Josh Firestein]

Oh, he don't take no free passes. I don't want your free pass. I work.

[Jackson]

I'll buy my own appearance on your show.

[Steven Crowder]

How about I sell you a pass?

[Josh Firestein]

Now we're talking. I said the N word 20,000 times, by the way.

[Steven Crowder]

Don't bleep that in the future. I don't know why we bleeped that. I said, let's not watch. It's a black guy saying it. I don't care.

[Gerald]

Yeah, it's not us saying it's him,

[Steven Crowder]

but also, we've received some exclusive intel that Pastor Manning is starting his own political campaign, focusing specifically on fixing unemployment.

[Josh Firestein]

Hey, are you crazy?

[Steven Crowder]

It's effective. I would vote for him over Mamdani in a heartbeat.

[Gerald]

Yes, exactly.

[Steven Crowder]

Just like when people go, are you saying it's a serious candidate? No, I'm not. I am saying that. Mum, Donnie is an unserious candidate. I would vote for that poster before

[Gerald]

Mamdani if that's the only thing he said his entire term.

[Steven Crowder]

Get a job.

[Gerald]

That's it.

[Josh Firestein]

Okay, good. You should have seen him jumping up. Oh, he no more. He gonna get it free. Get a job. Need to get joke.

[Steven Crowder]

I just wanna get that guy healthy because he's not gonna last very long.

[Gerald]

He's even more angry than of hate in him.

[Jackson]

Call it passion. It's not hate.

[Gerald]

Oh, that's true. Well, he hates some things. I'm telling you.

[Steven Crowder]

He hates what the black culture has become.

[Jackson]

The way he dropped lesbo.

[Josh Firestein]

Also, she a lesbo terrorist.

[Jackson]

Usually when people are angry, they don't say lesbo. That's like a fun way to say lesbian. N. She's a lesbo. Cool. Lesbo. No, he's. He was really passionate.

[Josh Firestein]

Jesus. She's a cropped munching demon. She's a sister of the devil himself.

[Steven Crowder]

She need to get a job.

[Gerald]

And a man.

[Josh Firestein]

That's right.

[Jackson]

I guess she has a man, but.

[Josh Firestein]

Well, then she needs to give him a job. Do some good work, Miss Muff Diver.

[Jackson]

Hey, that's Mrs. Mustard Muff Diver to you, pal.

[Josh Firestein]

You're damn right. Cause now you got a man.

[Steven Crowder]

Go give him a job. Now let's go on to. I just love him. Let's see, guys. Send him. You send him a message of wherever he's on social media. Very, very friendly and polite that I would love to host him on the show just because this one's for me. So, Sophie Cunningham. Who, by the way, Nick DePaul. It's his favorite athlete on the planet right now. A lot of people are big fans of Sophie Cunningham. You let me know if this is someone who's new to you. It's kind of a. Kind of an example in social media how athletes who can be very good at their sport or effective at their sport can become bigger than their sport because of cultural issues. She made a statement earlier this week and then I'll give you the follow up video. Now that people are outraged about this was viewed as a bigoted statement to espn. She said, I got a lot of negative feedback about me hating trans. And I'm like, I never once said that. I think that I'm here to extend love, but I also think with that love is truth, being honest. And I want to protect young girls in a locker room or young girls in a sport who shouldn't have to go against biological men.

[Gerald]

Pretty easy.

[Steven Crowder]

Well, she actually doubled down on the hateful genocidal rhetoric when pressed by reporters

[ESPN Reporter]

on that same vein. In that story with espn, you talked about wanting to protect young girls who shouldn't have to go against biological men. Just can you expand your viewpoint on that? I mean, I think I said what I said. I think it's kind of common sense, right? And I think I'll always believe in that. I think it's really important to protect children and that's little girls who are also involved in that category. And so, so I stand on what I said and I always believe that. Do you see your advocacy on that like taking any form going forward? You know, I don't know. I didn't. I'm not a very political person, but I do have beliefs, I have morals and I'll always stand on those and be true to who I am. And I think people are going to take it how they want to take it. But I've never even really said anything about that. And so when it comes just to protecting young girls in sport and women in sport, sport, I feel very strongly about that. I think that's why you have Title nine, that's why you have some of the greats in women's sports. If Title IX and women's sports weren't protected, then you wouldn't hear about any type of women in sport. And so I think in the future it's just really important to protect.

[Steven Crowder]

Now here's the important thing there. She's a very tall, as I understand, she's like six two, right?

[Gerald]

Something like that.

[Jackson]

She's tall, yeah, most.

[Steven Crowder]

She's tall. She has, in other words, she has some physical features that would be more impressive or certainly not athletic endeavors than the average woman. But she's still feminine. And so she's not delusional. She's not delusional like the Megan Rapinos of the world because she knows that even as a tall woman, significantly above average height woman, that a man would smoke her. And so it's common sense. And she has Actually had to go through the entire system, Title ix, college sports, where there's about four people in the stands playing professionally with some animals or throwing weaves across the court. And she's going, you know what? This should probably be just for women, because I know how it goes when we compete against men.

[Jackson]

She's probably competed against. I mean, not at a competition level, but she's played pickleball, she's trained with men.

[Gerald]

I'm.

[Steven Crowder]

I'm positive, guarantee you she has.

[Jackson]

She knows the difference.

[Steven Crowder]

She knows the difference, but it's the ones who try and act more masculine. You know, little bridge trolls like Megan Rapinoe who say, no, no, no, there is no difference. But before that, let's do Reddit retards. Now, the beauty of this is that Sophie Cunningham can say this about five, six years ago because of the violent coercion of the LGBTQ movement. And that's what I mean, by the way, when people say, why is that so important? Give me another part of the leftist agenda that gives them the instant ability to take away your children through policy. You see that across multiple states. It's only the trans issue. Okay, that's a big one. But she's able to say this now, and people in the center, not on the left, will go, yeah, okay, I don't agree with her, but, yeah, that's reasonable. Once upon a time, it was framed as hate, and so people were afraid to even say, I just don't think that men should compete with women. Right. That's where we were headed. So those on the right obviously would share this view. Those in the center now, it's acceptable for them to go, oh, okay, yeah, that makes sense. Doesn't make them hateful. But those on the left still exist, and they're trying to sell that bill of goods. Here is someone on Reddit, Ludvik SKP wrote, it's time. Sorry. It's important to protect children from bigots like her. Sorry, retarded. Yeah. What? How are you gonna protect children from bigots? Tell me who Sophie Cunningham is attacking. Kidnapping, insulting, emotionally harming any children.

[Jackson]

Just the guy who wants to beat the girls. Okay, that's the only one. Literally, the only one.

[Steven Crowder]

Now, what they really mean is it's important to protect children from bigots. Like her parents shouldn't be allowed to be bigoted like her, so they should be turned over to the state. That's what the left believes. Go over to leftist Reddit or Blue sky to see they cannot achieve power. If they achieve power again, they are going to do some incredibly perverse things. Z girl on Reddit writes, how many blonde haired, blue eyed sports playing transphobes do we have to hear about? Yuck.

[Gerald]

Maybe she's retarded.

[Steven Crowder]

Just the ones who've earned their spots on the team that are very good. Just the ones who don't understand women don't understand sports are a meritocracy. Why do we have to do. Why can't you pick a brunette?

[Josh Firestein]

Why can't.

[Steven Crowder]

Because she's good. By what metric? The sport?

[Jackson]

Yeah, and it's all these blonde hair, blue eyed athletes. How many blonde hair, blue eyed women are in the wnba?

[Josh Firestein]

Yeah, I know.

[Jackson]

Shut the hell up.

[Steven Crowder]

It's just like women. It's like these women don't. If you haven't played this, they don't understand. Well, no, she's there because she's good. Why does she have to be blonde hair and blue eyed though? Why are you so vapid, you dumb whore? The sub underscore genius on Reddit writes, I am sick to death of hearing about eight kids playing trans sports. Oh, so it's a non issue. What a dumb topic to speak out on. We have so many problems to deal with and anyone devoting time to this subject is a moron. I hate being retarded.

[Josh Firestein]

Got it.

[Jackson]

So they're, they're a moron then because they're spending time on it.

[Gerald]

Yeah, yeah.

[Steven Crowder]

Then you also have someone, chicken ranch worker saying she is really living up to the MAGA hype. Ugh, dehumanizing trans people for a trivial slash non existent problem is a gross thing to do, period. But I'm retarded. But then you have Luna lore on again. Reddit, Please watch this recent clip of soccer player Megan Rapinoe on the importance of supporting trans women in sports and the negative impact.

[Josh Firestein]

Oh, oh, but I thought it was a non issue if it's only eight people.

[Steven Crowder]

Hey, how about we just do it the way all of humanity has done it up until four seconds ago?

[Gerald]

How many penises in women's locker rooms are you okay with?

[Steven Crowder]

This is what the left does, right? They push it, they push it, they push it, they push it, they push it. Then you go, no, no, no, no. Over 300 something medals and podium spots in about a year, right? We've covered this for you.

[Jackson]

Go.

[Steven Crowder]

Hold on a second. This isn't fair anymore. They push it and they go, why

[Josh Firestein]

are you making an issue out of a non issue?

[Steven Crowder]

So are you secretly trans? No, it was a non issue throughout all of human history. Then you forced it upon society and used it as a cudgel to take children away from their families, metaphorically and physically, depending on the state. When you said it was never going to be, I remember when the argument was, well, no one's talking about sports, right? We go, well, where does it end? Well, we can have a man boxing. Oh, no one's talking about sports. Slippery slope. He said, well, hold on a second. If that's the case, if you're born in the wrong body, then that means that you could start this transition. Well, no one's talking about children. Well, it's a non issue. It's going to be a big issue. It's become a bigger issue because you have been thrusting it in everyone's faces. It's the left wants to gaslight you. And then they use that word. They use that word. They overuse it. But that's actually what they are doing. They thrust something new, novel and morally corrupt into society. And when people push back just because they, my God, noticed, they go, oh, that's not an issue. What are you, a bigot?

[Josh Firestein]

Sure.

[Steven Crowder]

Sure, I am.

[Gerald]

Fine being that. By the way, it's a bit of an issue right now. We're trying to make sure it doesn't become a big problem. Is it. Do we have to wait until everybody's affected by this in every single state, in every single school district, on every single team before we go, hey, wait a minute. Maybe this is a bad idea.

[Josh Firestein]

Yeah.

[Gerald]

Oh, we prevent the problem before it spreads.

[Steven Crowder]

There's. This is why I'm an extremist. And by your definition, by your, by society's definition, I see a lot of people going, well, I think you can do whatever and I respect that. But you know, sports is where. Or, you know, I think when you're an adult, you can. And you can change your pronouns, but not children. I will tell you this, you can't do it as an adult. I won't use your new pronouns. I don't respect it. You're delusional. I'm not playing any of this game. If you legally change your name and it's the only name I'm familiar with, I may be gracious and use that outside of it. Zero tolerance whatsoever, because we either have to accept all of it or none of it.

[Josh Firestein]

None of it. So, yeah, I like it.

[Steven Crowder]

Here's Rapinoe talking about something that has to do with trans. Just when you thought her hair couldn't get any dumber, at first it was

[Megan Rapinoe]

like, well, nobody likes women's sports and nobody Wants to watch it. Or there was abuse happening.

[Josh Firestein]

Pause.

[Megan Rapinoe]

Nobody seemed to care.

[Steven Crowder]

First off, thanks for the raid dance. Second, did she go into the barbershop and say, give me the Heaven's Gate guy? Was that her choice? With this I have never seen.

[Gerald]

It's like, to the hair,

[Jackson]

they're the same nose. It's remarkable.

[Steven Crowder]

All right, sorry. I was just very distracted at the idiocy on physical display. Let's take it from the top.

[Megan Rapinoe]

At first it was like, well, nobody likes women's sports and nobody wants to watch it. Or there was, you know, abuse happening and nobody seemed to care. Now all of a sudden, we're going to use a vulnerable group of people in the trans community to be like, oh, well, we're just protecting women's sports and we care so much about it when the Heritage foundation is now going to go after Title nine. So is it reproductive rights or is it about women's rights in general? No, we're seeing the rollback of Roe v. Wade. Marriage equality, I feel like, is getting put back on the table.

[Jackson]

You feel like that old law.

[Megan Rapinoe]

And so all of these things like, yes, they're going after trans people in sports and they're using this as a wedge issue because we love sports and, you know, we don't want our little girls to be unsafe in sports. And it's like, unsafe from who? But man, what are you saying? But now we're using this as like an overarching thing when really, what? We're attacking women. They don't like women in sports because it helps us with confidence and power. And we see so many women in the C suite played elite level sports. It's just great for you physically and all of it, but it's an attack on women.

[Steven Crowder]

Okay, hold on a second. I think I understand she's kind of being facetious, but she's a stupid person who decided to go with the Where's Waldyke outfit. I think she's trying to say that we're attacking women. Women are under threat from men. And again, this is often predicated on the idea that it's a very rare problem. So why do you care? Okay, here would also be quite a rare problem. Rabid porcupines in women's locker rooms. And we could even use the wnb. I'm sure it's happened somewhere, but it's quite rare. Right. And so we don't really have an official policy on porcupines with rabies in women's locker rooms. But then Rapinoe is like, fuck your locker.

[Josh Firestein]

Room throwing in a rabid porcupine.

[Steven Crowder]

It's just going nuts. Biting a bunch of bitches.

[Josh Firestein]

And we're like, whoa, we gotta do

[Steven Crowder]

something about that rabid porcupine.

[Josh Firestein]

She's like, it's a non issue.

[Steven Crowder]

You're the threat.

[Josh Firestein]

I think the threat is the rabid porcupine.

[Steven Crowder]

There may not be that many, but there are more because now there's a whole bunch of you throwing rabid porcupines into locker rooms. We never had this problem before. We kind of have to deal with it now. Sounds to me like you're the threat. Hold on. Shot put.

[Josh Firestein]

What?

[Billy the Magician]

Yeah.

[Jackson]

A threat from who? I don't know. The mentally unstable man putting a tampon in his ass?

[Josh Firestein]

Yes.

[Jackson]

Turned up maybe that guy. You know, he might turn out to be a good guy, but chances are freak show.

[Josh Firestein]

Yeah.

[Steven Crowder]

I don't care if he turns out to be a good guy.

[Josh Firestein]

I don't want him. Go be a good guy over there.

[Steven Crowder]

Go be a good guy where? You could always be a good guy.

[Jackson]

Go be a good guy where your dick is somewhere else.

[Steven Crowder]

Exactly right.

[Jackson]

How about you just put that back in and listen?

[Gerald]

She's trying to frame this as well. They just don't like women. They don't want us to have power. They don't want women in sports. Are we talking about eliminating women's sports anywhere below the level of college? When you talk about Title ix, are we talking about limiting participation of women in sports at all on a federal level? No, what we're talking about is subsidizing sports and making them have an equal number of female athletes to male athletes when it makes no financial sense at a university level. And we're saying, if you want to play sports, that's fantastic. But guess what? Nobody wants to watch it. So we can't make any money. And on the things they do want to watch, we barely make any money. So we're only going to do women's basketball and maybe one other thing.

[Steven Crowder]

Yeah, take it up.

[Gerald]

Done.

[Steven Crowder]

Take it up with women who don't watch women's sports and the 69% of trans individuals who believe that they should only compete on teams matching their biological sex.

[Josh Firestein]

Okay, done. Just do that.

[Steven Crowder]

There you go.

[Josh Firestein]

Done.

[Steven Crowder]

You stupid Heaven's Gate, Little Lord Fauntleroy, bitch.

[Jackson]

Now, how many trans people you think watch sports? And then how many trans people you think watch women's sports?

[Steven Crowder]

That's a good, good point.

[Jackson]

I bet you there's more straight men who watch women's sports than trans women who watch any sports.

[Steven Crowder]

Yes, I guarantee you that's true. I mean, I can't guarantee you, but

[Gerald]

I'd be willing to bet there was a women's.

[Steven Crowder]

I don't know. Let's ask AI so we can get it wrong. So stop it. Look, this is. I think this is a good contrast. Sophie Cunningham, Megan Rapinoe. Okay, look at their different approaches. Look at their different methods of communication, what they actually believe. And who do you think could probably reach more women long term?

[Gerald]

Yeah, right.

[Steven Crowder]

That says, hey, this is the problem with the feminist left. It used to be. Used to be that conservative Republican women when I was young, like, they were. They'd be kind of like homely, because it was just sort of. It wasn't in vogue. Right. To be a Republican. Now it's the opposite. Cause, like, feminism was about sexual liberation. And so that's when it was the pro porn, pro sex work era. Right. And it was, we're empowering ourselves through lingerie. But you still kind of had to be hot. And so pretty often you would find, you know, the wet T shirt contest

[Josh Firestein]

winner going, yeah, rock against Bush.

[Steven Crowder]

And whoever was a conservative Republican would be like a Peggy Noonan lookalike today. It's the exact opposite. Because feminism has tried to empower themselves sexually by being ugly, by being unattractive. Like, that's part of the brand. And so women who just look normal are very often. More often than not. Right leaning. Case in point, Sophie Cunningham. Megan Rapinoe. If you were to look at them and someone say, guess how they vote, I would still guess both Democrat, but I would guess the one on the right who looks normal doesn't hate men to the same degree. And if for some reason you do watch the wnba, make sure you pay for those tickets cash, because scalpers sell them for less than they actually paid. It's a horrible business model, but if you do go into debt, you can find help.

[Jackson]

Hey, now.

[Steven Crowder]

Oh, hey, Josh. Oh, hey, you.

[Billy the Magician]

You want to see my new trick? It's a good one.

[Josh]

Sure. What is it?

[Billy the Magician]

I need you to stand up real quick. It's gonna take your full concentration.

[Josh Firestein]

Okay.

[Billy the Magician]

Okay, so you're gonna close your eyes and pick a number between 1 and 100. And I'm gonna try to write read your mind and guess that number.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Jackson]

This better be good.

[Billy the Magician]

It's good. You ready?

[Steven Crowder]

Yeah.

[Billy the Magician]

All right, close your eyes. No peeking. Just keep your eyes closed.

[Steven Crowder]

And then.

[Billy the Magician]

Boop. Nope. Eyes closed. Eyes closed.

[Socialist Speaker]

Sorry.

[Billy the Magician]

Sorry. That's cheating. All right, so you got the number?

[Steven Crowder]

Yeah.

[Billy the Magician]

Okay. All right, here we go. Ready? Think of it hard.

[Steven Crowder]

Think of it.

[Josh Firestein]

Ready?

[Steven Crowder]

Billy the magician.

[Gerald]

What are you doing?

[Billy the Magician]

Hey, Gerald. I'm trying to get out from under this mountain of debt that I have.

[Gerald]

Billy. Look, all you have to do is go to pdsdebt.com crowder and get a free 30 second personalized session with those guys. An assessment, and they will get you taken care of so you don't have to. To take out our talent for a measly eight bucks. You're better than that.

[Billy the Magician]

You know, you're right, Joe. This magic thing, it's. You know, it's not very lucrative. I need to start setting a better example for my four children. Starting today, I'm gonna turn over a new leaf. No more tricks, no more bottles. You're right.

[ESPN Reporter]

Sorry.

[Billy the Magician]

I guess I won't be needing these anymore.

[Steven Crowder]

Stop juggling multiple payments and get one much lower monthly payment with zero credit impact. Get your free 30 second personalized assessment [e-mail] CROWDER hey, really quickly, do you guys remember yesterday when we showed you this whole video about children's books specifically for black boys? Here's an Instagrammer who decided to profile. Oh, no, I forgot. I was in such a good place. Mentally profiled some inspirational. We're using that word loosely. Books for kids. More specifically, black boys. Black boys deserve to grow up.

[Jackson]

She's not black.

[Steven Crowder]

Picked your books to celebrate black boyhood. What do brothers do all day? Black boy raise dear black boy. Okay, what's up with all these books? Well, it turns out this is an actual trend. Like it's an entire genre of books.

[Gerald]

Oh, really?

[Steven Crowder]

I confirmed it. I went to the non existent Barnes and Noble.

[Gerald]

Oh, come on.

[Steven Crowder]

Down the block and everywhere. Which actually brings us to this week. Seven plus one.

[Josh Firestein]

You forgot the van in the chamber.

[Steven Crowder]

This week is seven plus one Children's books for black boys. Black children's books. Number seven. Josh.

[Jackson]

Charlotte's weave.

[Steven Crowder]

Ah, there you go. Well.

[Jackson]

Oh, the hair will weave.

[Steven Crowder]

Seven plus one, black children's books. Number six. Captain Morgan.

[Gerald]

Mr. Brown can mooch.

[Steven Crowder]

Can you just need a dollar, man. Got a dollar?

[Jackson]

I wash your window.

[Steven Crowder]

Seven plus one, Black children's books. Number five. Little bitches. Oh, it's. It's retro. Crawl back.

[Gerald]

Keep me lying.

[Steven Crowder]

Number four. Remember Harold and the Purple crayon? That's a big one. Yeah, Harold in the purple suit.

[Jackson]

Yeah, they're gonna make a movie of that one, too.

[Steven Crowder]

He loves purple drank. Keeps it strong. Number three. Josh.

[Jackson]

Go, dog, go.

[Steven Crowder]

Oh, hey, there we go.

[Jackson]

Different dog, different car.

[Steven Crowder]

That was it number four you wanted to do? Or was it three?

[Jackson]

No, it's all right.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Steven Crowder]

All right. Number two.

[Jackson]

Make Gerald say it.

[Steven Crowder]

Seven plus.

[Gerald]

No, no.

[Steven Crowder]

Yeah, yeah, I'll make Gerald say it.

[Josh Firestein]

Seven plus one.

[Steven Crowder]

Black children's books. Number two, Captain Morgan.

[Billy the Magician]

Son of a.

[Josh Firestein]

Go.

[Gerald]

The very sickle cell riddled caterpillar.

[Steven Crowder]

Oh, man. Poor guy. That's hereditary.

[Jackson]

Not a laughing matter, guys.

[Steven Crowder]

A recessive gene or something.

[Gerald]

I can't get a cocoon out of that one.

[Steven Crowder]

And the number one black children's book, they wrote it, not us. Oh, the places you'll go. Prison. Prison. That seems really.

[Gerald]

Come on.

[Steven Crowder]

Come on, guys. That's not hopeful.

[Jackson]

Straight to prison juvie at best.

[Steven Crowder]

Yeah, come on. And the plus one. Josh Firestein, take us home.

[Jackson]

James loves that giant peach.

[Josh Firestein]

He loves the giant peach, though. Loves dat giant peach. Roll down and got shit on me. This has been seven plus one. Bitch, You forgot the van in the chamber.

[Steven Crowder]

If, unlike Mr. Brown, you don't want to mooch, go to, you know, the link in the description and check out Rumble wallet. Manage your crypto all in one spot. Wallet.rumble.com and get into it. Make it simple.

[Jackson]

I gotta be honest. I really do, you know, relate to James.

[Steven Crowder]

Yeah.

[Josh Firestein]

Yeah.

[Steven Crowder]

You love that.

[Jackson]

Yeah, I love that giant peach.

[Josh]

You love that.

[Jackson]

What's up, baby? Yeah, that's from my wife.

[Josh Firestein]

There you go.

[Gerald]

This is awkward now.

[Steven Crowder]

It was just because it feels like now everyone is. Is daydreaming, fantasizing about. That's not good.

[Jackson]

The Mrs. Is about peaches.

[Steven Crowder]

And although I will tell you this, I do.

[Gerald]

It's Josh loves that giant peach.

[Steven Crowder]

Oh, the places that peach will go.

[Jackson]

My face.

[Josh Firestein]

Hope we don't got sickle cell.

[Gerald]

No, just throw cancer.

[Josh Firestein]

It's fine.

[Steven Crowder]

All right, prep pill, let's go to now some of the first videos that I'd done on YouTube, or I should say some of the first videos kind of in the new iteration, because I started doing YouTube back in 2008 or so. I think you go back to 2014. Early ones directly address socialism because there were a lot of young people who were embracing it, especially in the era of Barack Obama. And you had Bernie Sanders. And I was raised in a by and large socialist province. Well, now it's becoming embraced and socially acceptable. For example, 62% of young Americans have a favorable view of socialism. 34% have a favorable view of communism.

[Jackson]

Whoa.

[Steven Crowder]

So the way the left. I wouldn't say the policies are different. It's free crap. Insert whatever the wish list is here. The Left is sort of doing with socialism what the right has done with racism or homophobia or transphobia. We just go, well, I guess if acknowledging crimes, yeah, I guess I'm racist, right? I guess if I don't want men, sure, I guess I'm transphobic. The left is going, well, I guess if I want free housing, free health care, free college, and to tax giant corporations and centralize the means of production and distribute, I guess I'm a socialist. They've always wanted to do it. They're just actually okay with the moniker now. Also, quick reminder, communism has been illegal since the Communist control Act of 1954. It's time to enforce that. Yeah, this is where, if you want to call me, let's play this game. You want to call me a fascist? Yeah. You're not allowed to be communist in this country. Why? You're not allowed to use our systems to subvert them and then remove our freedoms and destroy this country. Basically. Socialists, and particularly the dsa, I'll make the case, are functionally retarded. So what I'm going to go through today, and all the references are in the description, as we do every day, link in the description, what socialists say, what they sell you versus what actually takes place or how that has to be performed. And then we are going to bring up the dsa, the Democratic Socialists of America, their website, quote them directly and then translate what that means. Because I understand it, people are anxious economically. Young Americans, by the way, all young generations have been anxious economically, some more than others. But young people tend to be anxious because of the fear of the unknown. Socialists prey on that and hope that you don't ask too simple follow up questions which invariably forces socialism to fall apart. That's why they don't show up for debates. So first here is what they tell you. Well, they just want free health care. That's nice, right?

[Democratic Socialist Leader]

It's time that the United States joins every other industrialized country in the world and once and for all guarantees every single American the basic right to health care.

[Socialist Speaker]

A bill of rights that establishes once and for all that every American, regardless of his or her income, is entitled to the right to a decent job that pays a living wage.

[Steven Crowder]

Socialism, much less democratic socialism, is not communism. I don't believe in health care, labor and human dignity because I'm a Marxist. I believe it because I was a waitress. Make our city one where every person

[Josh Firestein]

who calls it home can live a dignified life. And we believe then, we believe today, we will believe tomorrow that it is government's job to deliver that dignity.

[Socialist Speaker]

It is not a radical idea to say that every man, woman and child in America can have a decent standard of living.

[Steven Crowder]

That ain't radical. See, that's the window dressing. Decent standard, right? Dignified. Because when I think starving people in Venezuela or Cuba or China or ussr, I think dignified. By the way, those are countries that have been praised by these same people. Just to be clear, don't let them hide away from that. But it sounds good. Wouldn't you like free health care? Maybe that's why Democrats are doing really, really well with young people. On economic issues, for example, income inequality, Democrats are up 22 points over Republicans. Inflation, they're up 10. The party of Joe Biden and the inflation that we live. You know why? Because the promise of free stuff that you haven't earned is a really, really easy sell. It's a really easy sell. Now I'm not going to just do the boomer thing and say pull yourself up by your bootstraps. I'm going to lay out the case as to why it's actually not a giveaway. It's actually at the cost of your soul and your life. It will be worse for you. The free stuff will cost you more in ways that you can't imagine. I understand why it's appealing. 53% of Americans under 40 want a socialist president. Think about that for a second. So that's the window dressing. Free stuff.

[Josh Firestein]

Isn't that great?

[Steven Crowder]

Isn't that great? Then when you dig a little deeper and you look at the DSA Democratic Socialist of America, they just said, right? You just heard it's not communism, a democratic socialism. 52% of the DSA leadership are self identified communists. That's why behind closed doors, when people aren't watching, you see what they really want to do.

[Jackson]

You might have noticed something, some changes behind me. I finally framed the Cutie Cinderella newspaper from 9 11, the morning of 9 12. The newspaper right there.

[Democratic Socialist Leader]

We are going to have to have, with the global world order as it exists today and the way that it fundamentally will have to shift going forward.

[Steven Crowder]

Would you like to abolish the Senate? That's, that's part of our platform. And we don't think that's extreme. We think it's, it's a change that would help make this country more democratic. It sounds so radical. Like abolish the Senate.

[Jackson]

Abolish the Senate.

[Steven Crowder]

We're going to go through that website, et cetera. But, but it's really, it's not like that's.

[Democratic Socialist Leader]

Those are the things that need to happen.

[Socialist Speaker]

You know, it's funny, sometimes American journalists talk about how bad a country is

[Steven Crowder]

because people are lining up for food. That's a good thing.

[Gerald]

The newspaper that covered 9 11, it's

[Jackson]

now officially sitting behind me and I moved the North Korean poster up.

[Democratic Socialist Leader]

The recognition that is going to be required of us of the exploitative and extractive nature that we play on the global scale, in the global stage, is only going to be challenged if we are getting represented by people who understand that on a fundamental level, whenever people

[Steven Crowder]

are like, oh my God, they want to get rid of the President, I was like, well, I don't know what we would call it in the future. We could call it the head honcho, supreme leader, whatever it's like from the police and just call it socialist.

[Socialist Speaker]

Dwight D. Eisenhower, big iron President. I think the highest marginal tax rate was something like 90.

[Steven Crowder]

It was 90. When you think about 90%, you don't think that's obviously too high.

[Democratic Socialist Leader]

No.

[Steven Crowder]

We have to destroy the idea of America in our heads, in our neighbors heads, in our comrades heads, in everybody's heads in this country.

[Democratic Socialist Leader]

And that means getting more immigrants into office. That means getting more people who have heritage in the global south into. Into office, because that's where those decisions are made.

[Jackson]

Specifically, Mao Zedong is a.

[Socialist Speaker]

Is a.

[Jackson]

One of the great leaders of, of this world.

[Billy the Magician]

Okay?

[Jackson]

A man who changed the entire universe, the entire planet.

[Steven Crowder]

He certainly lightened it. Yeah, well, he killed more people than arg, than any other government in history, by the way. And a big part of it was simply taking over the fields, the farms, and sending people out there to be farmers in the name of equality who didn't know how to do it. So the crops kept dying and Mao's, Mao himself or his government officials said, oh my gosh, it turns out that this isn't working really well. Let's blame the sparrows. And so everyone started killing the sparrows by banging pots and pans until the sparrows simply got exhausted in the sky and plummeted to their death. And oh no, now there are more locusts and grasshoppers, which are the actual problem to begin with. And then you end up with 40 to 80 million people dead, give or take. But he changed the universe.

[Gerald]

Yeah.

[Jackson]

He's like, thanos, yeah.

[Steven Crowder]

Half of China debt free health care. Is there a world? Look, he didn't say, hey, there are some things in Norwegian countries that may be seen as social, but I support or certain social programs. He said, Mao Zedong, one of the great Leaders, keep in mind this is an influential person in the Democratic Socialists of America party. 52% of them by their own identification the part, right, the propeller of people like Mamdani and the AOCs. They are self identified communists. They said Mao Zedong is great. Is there any world in which that person would have any qualms with sending you to the gulags? Do you believe that for a second? So let's just go through their own words. Dsa, usa, their website, okay? And there are some really simple questions that you can ask. We're going to go through economics. We're going to go through how they want to deal with police, housing, education, Palestine. Because that's socialism, feminism for all. You cannot separate it. Young people, if you hate woke, go check out the Democratic Socialists of America. They're the ones who are driving it. Let's start with the header on the website. Workers deserve more. Here's what trips them up. Workers deserve more.

[Josh Firestein]

Why. Workers deserve more.

[Steven Crowder]

Okay, which workers and why? They actually never really have an answer for that. They really don't have an answer, just that it's right or that it's equality. Well, let me ask you this. Any of you, you right now. Do you work? Do you have a job? Have you ever had a job? Has there ever been a place of work in which you have participated where you thought everyone here should make the same? Ever? If not, you have to see that on its face. It's absurd. Workers, all broad, deserve more.

[Josh Firestein]

Why?

[Steven Crowder]

Which ones? They think if they just demand it, that means that they're owed it.

[Jackson]

Yeah. It doesn't work like that.

[Josh]

Trust me.

[Jackson]

I tried.

[Josh]

Gerald.

[Jackson]

I want a race.

[Gerald]

Why?

[Steven Crowder]

I deserve it.

[Gerald]

Tell me why you think you deserve a race.

[Jackson]

I didn't think we'd actually get this far. I just thought it was worth asking.

[Gerald]

Let me just look at some numbers. Actually, you've written seven fewer sketches this quarter, Josh.

[Jackson]

Well, yeah, they're just not coming to me. Right? They come and flows, right?

[Gerald]

Much like the ROI is not coming to the company. Let's just check.

[Josh Firestein]

Oh wow.

[Gerald]

That's $2,500 per quarter. We could be getting back $10,000 a year. I could just take back from you if you prefer, Gerald.

[Jackson]

Bobby, I was kidding. Of course I was kidding. You know, I. You're not. You're not really going to dock my pay, are you?

[Gerald]

Don't you have some sketches to write, Josh?

[Billy the Magician]

Yeah.

[Steven Crowder]

All right, so let's go through this platform and I will act as your translator here directly from the DSA website. So when people say, yeah, I don't like woke and all that, but you know what? Economically, right? Over 50% of young Americans now say socialism, okay? This is what it means. Here's a quote from them on health care. All right? They want to guarantee universal health care at no cost to individuals, including complete access to reproductive and gender affirming care. Here's a translation. You will fund every single gender transition and abortion with your tax. And if you don't participate, you will be thrown in jail. Also no idea how to make itself sustaining. We'll just point you to some country that has a population the size of Rhode island and is entirely homogenous that likely has already collapsed or it's on its way. Let's go to a quote from the Democrat. The solutions, right? Many young Americans trust them. We're on housing. Housing is a human right. Build new publicly owned social housing. Strictly regulate investment properties. Establish universal rent control and guarantee right to counsel for all tenants. Here's the translation. Section 8 housing for everyone. And when crimes are committed in said housing. I know it's very rare. You seldom see crime in section 8 housing. You will pay for the lawyers of said criminals to protect them and keep them on the streets. Which brings me to a direct quote from the DSA handbook website on police. Demilitarized police departments disempower police unions. Redirect funding to public services as steps towards fully abolishing the police and prison system which protects the rich and jails the poor. Treat drug addiction and mental illness as health issues, not crimes. Translation. Minneapolis, Chicago, Detroit, skid row. Enjoy your future druggies. Criminals will be set free and social workers will ignore your emergency fucking call.

[Jackson]

Well, at least I'll be able to rob whoever I want.

[Steven Crowder]

Yeah, because these are.

[Jackson]

They're not gonna throw me in jail, right?

[Steven Crowder]

Right.

[Jackson]

There's no jails anymore. I could just do whatever the hell.

[Steven Crowder]

Well, here's the problem, right? They won't jail the poor violent criminals.

[Gerald]

Right.

[Steven Crowder]

They'll jail the people like you if you don't pay your taxes. And that's gonna bring us to the next thing.

[Gerald]

Yeah.

[Steven Crowder]

By the way, it's completely wrong. The prison system which protects the rich and jails. The exact opposite. Just so you know, it's just not true. People get away. Poor Americans get away with more serious and violent crimes. Very often rich people were this idea that white crime, white collar cr. They get away with it. It's complete bull crap. Poor Americans, especially poor minorities, are far more likely to commit violent crimes and far more likely to get lenient sentencing in the 21st century. Let's go to voting. This is how, by the way, they protect all of it because you never get another chance at the ballot box. Hope you like the Democrat socialists who you trust on inflation and on the economy. Here's a quote on elections. Extend full voting rights to all permanent US residents, which by the way, we grant to anyone who happens to be here geographically. And restore the right to vote for incarcerated people and people with criminal convictions. Establish statehood for Washington D.C. and recognize the right to self determination for all U.S. territories and colonies. Puerto Rico, we're looking at you. Translation but doesn't need it. Just see above. They're basically saying anyone without ID is going to vote and anyone who happens to be in our borders. And by the way, here's a laundry list of free crap that we promised to them.

[Jackson]

Hey, let's have the. Let's have the people that are committing the violent crimes vote to get rid of the police who arrest them for committing violent crimes.

[Steven Crowder]

Right.

[Jackson]

That's a good idea.

[Steven Crowder]

Think about that for a second.

[Jackson]

Yeah, that's what.

[Steven Crowder]

That's what that is. In other words, the only people they're adding. Right. When they say democracy, the idea of democratic socialists. Right. It has to be predicated on this notion that people are not represented. Right. This isn't democratic. Now, I would argue that we're supposed to be a constitutional representative republic, but they don't believe in that. They hate the founding fathers.

[Josh Firestein]

Okay?

[Steven Crowder]

So they believe that it needs to be more democratic. We don't have accurate representation. The only people who they can point you to who are not represented, felons with criminal convictions, illegal aliens and people who pay no taxes. That's who they point you to. We don't have equality because the voices of the violent felons and illegal aliens are not heard. Also Puerto Rico.

[Gerald]

You mean the net takers, right? From the economy? Yeah, the people who don't contribute anything. There you go.

[Steven Crowder]

Well, this brings us to the next point. Hey, they want to do away with the police demilitarized. This is why you don't let them get away with. Well, no one really said defund the police.

[Josh Firestein]

You did.

[Steven Crowder]

You did.

[Josh Firestein]

You said shoo him.

[Steven Crowder]

Name that movie line. Quote Economic democracy as they list it. To establish public ownership of the largest corporations and essential industries to ensure democratic control and accountability to the people. Enact aggressive wealth taxes on the richest individuals and corporations to spend on public goods and infrastructure. Translation. After ending the police. After ending the police designed to protect you will send in the military to Attack you and confiscate all of your possessions and jail you, your business, your assets, your bank accounts. This is how it's gone with every single communist socialist country ever. There are no exceptions. There's not one.

[Jackson]

A lot of times they don't even do the jail thing. They just get rid of you.

[Steven Crowder]

They just get rid of you. You know the Maos, you know the Castros, you know the U.S. the countries that everyone you just saw in those montages praised, Some of them honeymooned in the ussr. Guess who? That's what they want. So do away with the police to protect you, but they still have their police to seize everything you have. And here's the other thing. You just ask them why. Another question. How? Oh, why?

[Socialist Speaker]

Why?

[Steven Crowder]

Establish public ownership. Let me give you an example here. Or just draw a hypothetical. Answer me this honestly. If you think that, hey, the Republicans are corrupt and conservative capitalism hasn't worked, so at least I trust socialism. They deserve a shot. Establish public ownership of the largest corporations, essential industries. All right, let's assume, because this is what socialists have been promising going back to really 1950s, earlier than that, let's assume that Apple was seized and the government had ownership, a socialist government of Apple. In the 1980s, you think you'd have an iPhone.

[Gerald]

It wouldn't be a company anymore.

[Jackson]

No.

[Steven Crowder]

Now do it with Eddie.

[Gerald]

Yeah, well, leave it right there for a second. Let me just read one thing. He's like, so seize those things. Yeah, it's horrible. It's a terrible idea. Those companies would go away, but the way that they justify it to ensure democratic control and accountability to the people.

[Socialist Speaker]

How

[Gerald]

would we have democratic control when the elites are the ones that would be in control of it, who have no fear of the people? The people have to do nothing.

[Steven Crowder]

No, no, no, no, no. Here's the thing that the left wants you to believe. Okay? So this idea and just. It really. It cannot stand. I mean, on its face, it makes no sense. There's no real need to go into it deeper. Unfortunately, you do. So they believe, right. You need to establish public ownership of the largest corporations. Accountability.

[Josh Firestein]

Why?

[Steven Crowder]

Because there's a ton of power with these corporations, right? And so there's a lack of account. There's a ton of power with corporations. So we're going to seize that, take all of that power, give it to the government, and no one will abuse it. That's it. That's. That's the entire premise.

[Socialist Speaker]

Yes.

[Steven Crowder]

They're powerful. So you're gonna. So you're gonna take over that power yes. And how are you gonna make sure that it's no longer abused?

[Josh Firestein]

We just.

[Steven Crowder]

We promise we won't.

[Gerald]

Yeah. That's literally. Is trading one group of elites, if you take their argument. One group of elites, the capitalists, the people that own the corporations right now, that run them for another one, except the ones that we're giving it to have zero recoil. Like, you can't. You can't just switch products.

[Steven Crowder]

No, no. It's greedy for you to keep what you've earned. It's not greedy for someone else to take what you've earned. It's really worrisome for corporations for, like, let's say the top 500 corporations. Corporations. It's really worrisome for that consolidated power. It's not for it to be consolidated in one place. A central government. Noodles. Yeah, I was just gonna say these

[Gerald]

DSA kids, they think that they're trying

[Steven Crowder]

to prevent the Hunger Games from happening

[Gerald]

by taking money away from corporations. And what they're leading us into is

[Jackson]

directly the fucking Hunger Games.

[Steven Crowder]

Yeah, exactly. Let me tell you this. Under a free enterprise system, the Democrat socialists of America can decry the removal of Fanta from snap. Right. That's their civil rights fight of today. If they actually achieve power, our poor people will actually starve. You know, the way it's always been. Here's a quote.

[Josh]

You're. Ever have a.

[Jackson]

Ever take up a grievance with the dmv?

[Josh Firestein]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jackson]

How's that go?

[Gerald]

Or the irs.

[Steven Crowder]

Yeah.

[Jackson]

Now replace a DMV with Amazon.

[Josh Firestein]

Yeah.

[Steven Crowder]

Or replace and you have a grievance

[Jackson]

with the delivery driver.

[Steven Crowder]

Yeah. Replace and replace. I don't know. A learner's permit with wounds or cancer and bareness and basic necessities like food, drink, shelter. Which brings us to a quote on military and foreign policy. Defund the Department of War. End all foreign wars and close overseas military bases. Support fully employed veterans. They have to put that in there. Wait, wait, wait.

[Gerald]

Close all the bases.

[Steven Crowder]

What are we gonna do with them? Yeah, we'll support them because they'll get health care like everybody else.

[Josh]

Employ.

[Jackson]

How?

[Steven Crowder]

Everyone's employed. Everyone has money.

[Jackson]

Like being sent to a field where I work all day and all night and talk about it because they sent

[Steven Crowder]

to my Twitter, it's equal. I don't know where you'll be sent. You could be sent to the Apple workshop.

[Gerald]

Just be happy you're employed.

[Steven Crowder]

You could be sent to Jim Henson's Creature Shop.

[Josh Firestein]

Who knows?

[Steven Crowder]

Could work out well for you. End immunity for us war criminals and support the International Criminal Court's mandate to prosecute war crimes. So. So here's what that translates. Here's a translation. Become completely irrelevant overnight as a nation lose any and all economic power. Cede of all, all of our influence to China, pray they don't completely rape and pillage us the moment they hear that we have done away with our Department of War nuclear weapons, and we will allow ourselves to be prosecuted by international courts not accountable to the American people who would love nothing more than to see us falter. Great, Great. You are literally sending out a bat signal only it's a rape America signal to the rest of the world.

[Jackson]

Yeah, let's support and employ veterans until the time comes where we have to send them to an international gang.

[Josh Firestein]

That'll never happen.

[Steven Crowder]

That'll never happen because if we defund our Department of War, so will China.

[Jackson]

Oh, yeah, well, yeah, they don't even need it anymore, right?

[Steven Crowder]

Yeah. Here's why I'm a. Here's why I'm a right wing extremist. I was a kid, I was maybe 11, and a teacher talk about nuclear disarmament. I remember talking with this teacher, looking back, she was a feminist and she said, you know, the United States, we're in Canada, needs to disarm their nuclear weapons, and that's what we need to do that. I said, huh, okay, so, well, why. Why should they do that? She said, well, because they have more nukes than any other country and that's bad. It could kill a lot of people. Okay, so it could kill a lot of people. So just do away with them. We'll shut them down. Got it. So then there won't be any nukes in the world. Right. At this point, I didn't know the obscene amount of nukes that Russia and China also had. I genuinely. She goes, well, no, there are other nations. I said, like who? She like Russia and China. I think Pakistan, there are a few. I said, okay, so what are they going to do? And she said, well, hopefully if they see the United, then they will too. I said, oh, I'm the opposite of however you see the world. Here's my view. Them first. That's how I became right leaning and conservative. I know that Tucker's trying to present it to you as though it's a new idea. No one should have nukes. Got it. People do. We do away with ours. Other nations still have them. Nations that have shown they have no qualms with simply taking over anything that they can. So let's just do away with our military. All right? Do away with our ability to enforce anything, okay, except for collecting taxes and open ourselves up to international courts. That will be the accountability. Got it. Here's another quote for you, and this is just kind of a macro one from the website. They. They try and tell you that this is the vision, okay? Quote, you have no debt, you don't need health insurance. You don't pay a mortgage or have a landlord. Because comfortable housing is a human right.

[Gerald]

Oh no, it's comfortable. I thought just housing.

[Steven Crowder]

Your retirement. Let's not quibble. Your retirement is publicly funded. Food, education, energy, medicine, transportation aren't for profit businesses. They are common goods and utilities. Before I get to the translation, literally everything there listed exists now. Comfortable because you don't have a mortgage. Because comfortable housing is a human right. We have public housing. Do you prefer that to your current choice?

[Josh Firestein]

Because this is all we're talking about right now.

[Steven Crowder]

Free. You have a choice. You could live in public housing. Most of you don't. Would you prefer the public housing that exists now and they are promising for everyone, or your current dwelling of choice? Your retirement is publicly funded. Well, pretty much it's funded through your tax dollars. Food, education, energy, medicine and transportation aren't for profit businesses. Okay. Food, we have SNAP ebt. Would you prefer to be on SNAP EBT or have the choice that you are making now? They're talking about eliminating that choice. These things already exist. Education, Would you prefer to go to public schools today or the choice that you've made to homeschool or go to a private school? Because they are talking about eliminating the choice. These publicly funded program. They already exist. Energy. Fine. Okay, basically let's. Let's skip that. Medicine, okay? Medicaid, Medicare. Would you prefer to be on some kind of a plan that two out of three doctors refuse to take, depending on the state or your current choice of health insurance. Not saying it's perfect, but would you prefer to have no choice and transportation aren't for profit businesses. Have you used public transportation lately? Do you prefer driving in your own car right now? Do you prefer that choice or would you rather have to ride the subway or the bus? Everything they list here already exists in every single case. Food, education, medicine, transportation, housing. It's existed for decades.

[Jackson]

Yeah, but it's some of it. Some of it is common goods and utilities. You know what happens when all those things, food, medicine, energy, transportation. When all those things our common goods and utilities, who owns it? The person who can violently take it by force.

[Steven Crowder]

That's exactly right. That's exactly right.

[Jackson]

That's who owns it. Oh, there's a plate of bananas on the table. I want one. Oh, too bad I can't.

[Steven Crowder]

Yeah. And none of this is to answer why or how. Why? Why do all workers deserve more? Why do all business owners deserve less? It's your platform, not mine. Why?

[Josh Firestein]

How?

[Steven Crowder]

We have all these publicly funded goods, services, programs. They suck. How are you going to make them not suck if you just have more people paying in? Oh, okay, well, how are you going to do that? Force them? How are you going to do that?

[Josh Firestein]

Why?

[Steven Crowder]

And how? And you will see why. Socialism, communism has never worked at all. Here's the translation. You will own nothing. You'll like it. You will have no rights whatsoever outside of the state. They will seize anything that you have without explanation. And this will be the great leap forward that is praised by these Democratic socialists of America, even though that's the name they use. They love Mao and they love the Castros and they were okay with Chavez and Maduro. But don't worry, even though it's part of their blueprint that you can go see here, and these are the only models, the only actual leaders they have ever praised, they're not going to do that here. You won't be in a breadline, you won't starve, and none of you will be rounded up with guns. And your speech won't be infringed. It would be the first. Because Hassan pike or Bernie Sanders and aoc, they're going to do it right here in the United States. It's going to be better than Medicare, Medicaid, it's going to be better than Public Trans, but it's going to be better than snap, ebt. It's going to be better than the dmv. It's going to be better than the irs. And it's going to be nothing like Mao, Guevara, Castro, Maduro, take your pick. Won't be anything like that because these people have figured it out. Just like China, which by the way, has a 15% youth unemployment rate. That's double the United States. You think you're anxious? Oh, no, I know, I know. Oh, sorry. That's because it's not true communism anymore. It was better when it was mild, according to the Democratic Socialists. And the estimate, so many people died, the lowest you'll find is 20. You can find it up to 80. Let's just call it an even 50 million people died. It was better off then. Also, it'll prevent socialism. It'll prevent you from having to work and be undignified in contrast to those in China who've gotten it right and changed the universe, who still have to engage in the gig economy. This is them swiping for orders.