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Steven Crowder
Hey there, audio listener. Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. I think it starts on Christmas this year. What's your Hanukkah Wishlist? If you celebrate Kwanzaa, please unsubscribe because I don't like you as a person and it's not a real holiday. You're going to enjoy an installment of Bible stories here and a pretty jam packed show. If you're not a member of Rumble Premium, consider joining up. If not, enjoy the free show. But if it disappears, know that it's your fault. What is this?
Gerald Morgan
No fix. Boy, Jesus is really laying into fig tree.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, he can get a little moody.
Dave Landau
But you know, he's got a lot on him.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, it's just one tree though. Not even the little one. Yeah, but he's stressed. He shouldn't be worrying about this. I'm gonna say something.
Steven Crowder
I will wilt your ass. Hey, Jesus, you know this fig tree thing, really, it's not that big a deal. Well, it's not just about the fig tree.
Dave Landau
Right?
Steven Crowder
I know. Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
You got a lot on your plate.
Steven Crowder
We can really just take care of.
Dave Landau
The stuff for you.
Steven Crowder
It's allegorical is what I'm trying to say.
Dave Landau
Right.
Steven Crowder
But if you need some figs, if.
Gerald Morgan
You really need some, we can just.
Steven Crowder
Go get you some. We can buy you figs. You want figs? We can go to the temple and buy you figs.
Gerald Morgan
Hold on. They're selling figs at the temple?
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Where the court of the Gentiles used to be. Yeah. Click Rumble Premium and join now for 99 annually or $9.99 a month to get the entirely ad free experience and exclusive content from Ladder with CROWDER, Nick DePaulo, Mr. Guns and Gear, Donald Trump Jr. And an ever expanding roster of content creators and free speec. That's hope the I hope it goes smoother than yesterday. Sip. Glad we have a lot to get to today. Donald Trump Times Person of the Year. Yeah. Hey, rightfully so. We're going to get into this. Not the conjecture of Jay Z allegedly being, you know, a child rapist. Allegedly.
Dave Landau
Allegedly.
Steven Crowder
Allegedly. If you're a betting man. But we're going to get into some of his history there because a lot of people may not know some of the ins and outs of Jay Z and important here, Chris Ray is gone. Yay.
Dave Landau
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
But it also highlights, you know, Hegseth. People are talking about Pete Hegseth right now, a lot of rumors that were circulating. And then of course a. A lie that came from West Point to journalists saying that he had not actually been accepted into West Point. Thank God he kept his acceptance letter from 30 years ago. But it shows you the corruption that you see with not only intelligence agencies. We see that with Chris Wray. We'll get into that. But you see it with the people pushing pencils in our institutions and our military. And in this case, you have the military, you have journalists, and then you add big tech. Hey, does this sound familiar? Oh, wait, wait a second. Intelligence agency's Hunter Biden laptop. That's right. It's Russian disinformation. And then we get to. Oh, hold on a second. Journalists saying it's Russian disinformation, then Big Tech banning it as Russian disinformation, and then telling you it's the most free and fair election of all time. So it is this horrible mutant of your institutions actively working against you. So the question of the day, of course is what's your favorite Jay Z album?
Gerald Morgan
Mine is the one with Linkin Park.
Steven Crowder
So is theirs. And I get, I get that at some point today when we're talking about Jay Z, you're probably, if you're watching on YouTube, YouTube, going to see this. Head on over to Rumble. It's a live show, weekdays, 10am Eastern. And we will be pulling no punches. I am not a Jay Z fan. And it's going to be a double barreled, hair triggered crap machine gun today. Name that reference. CEO Captain Morgan. How are you feeling? Better.
Dave Landau
I am, I'm feeling better. I'm not quite completely there yet, but I'm like off cuff drops.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. This thing has just been going around. You can comment below if you've had this.
Gerald Morgan
It's just.
Dave Landau
How are you feeling?
Steven Crowder
The only thing I have is a fever and a little bit tired. It just goes out at night and then it's good and it's just, it's just, you know, so I don't really get sick sick very often, but it's hard to be around people.
Dave Landau
It's true. Any more spiders in your pockets?
Steven Crowder
No, there was a wolf spider in my jacket. A wolf spider in my jacket. Surprise on the banister is hanging because I always believed one jacket that could go walk the dog shake and a wolf spider came out. And I will never sleep again. I get their bite is not banished unless there's going to be someone there. Like, well, he's more afraid of you than you are. Well, I had a funny way of showing it by crawling into my chest pocket. Must have been warm. Yeah, I guess they just wanted to.
Dave Landau
Be close to your heart.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly.
Dave Landau
To kill you.
Steven Crowder
I had a heart attack. This is a big wolf spider. I hate them. I had a butt like a tarantula. And when you hear this, you know him, you love him. Has obviously firsthand experience with some of the stories. Today, Saturday, December 14th, he's going to be at Film Alley in Bastrop, Texas. Mr. Firestein, thank you for being here, sir.
Gerald Morgan
Hey, thank you.
Steven Crowder
Good. Thank you.
Gerald Morgan
This is good.
Steven Crowder
All right.
Gerald Morgan
This is a nice place you got here.
Steven Crowder
It is a nice place. It's great. No expense.
Gerald Morgan
I tell you what, I taught my son a good lesson last night to stop being so close to the tv. Yeah. Then I whipped him. But, no, he keeps standing right next to the tv. So I was like, all right, we're gonna watch the Christmas Carol, the Jim Carrey one. And I was like, wait till we get to that part where the. With a door knocker, Marley's the ghost.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. He got scared.
Gerald Morgan
Done, done, and never do it again.
Steven Crowder
That was me with the Marley Brothers when it was the hecklers and the Muppet Christmas Carol.
Gerald Morgan
They're scary.
Steven Crowder
They're scary to come out of the basement. It's also hilarious. Now, before we move on to anything, look, you be the judge here. There's speculation. I'll provide some substantiating evidence. All references available. Link in the description is every day yesterday. So CNN released this really weird video. A lot of people think this is fake. And by that, I mean it's allegedly fake. And by that, I mean, it's clearly fake. Clarissa Ward just happened to discover a prisoner of the Assad regime. So watch this and tell me if it feels a little professional wrestling.
Gerald Morgan
I can't tell, though. It might just be a blanket, but it's the only cell that's locked. Is he gonna shoot it?
Clarissa Ward
The guard makes us turn the camera off while he shoots the lock off the cell door.
Steven Crowder
Close.
Dave Landau
Why? Why?
Steven Crowder
Is someone there?
Clarissa Ward
Is someone there?
Steven Crowder
But pause. They're already in the cell. They're already in the Olliolli oxen free. And now watch as he comes out from this welder's blanket. Look, See what happens? The gunshot didn't wake him up. Yeah. What? How did you get here?
Clarissa Ward
He's from the City of Pumps and has been in the cell for three months.
Steven Crowder
Oh, my word. Pause. What do you stop it? Burberry on the way over. That's the cleanest jacket ever.
Gerald Morgan
That's a Burlington Koufax jacket right there.
Steven Crowder
Anyone have one of these coats? It is a magnet. It's like you're wearing A Swiffer around your neck. Guy just walked out of the L.L. bean Catal. And what do they have just for men? That is a perfectly trimmed beard right there.
Dave Landau
That's not. I've been in here for three months without care.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, just think about, by the way, when they're in there, there's a camera. They already blew off the lock with gunfire, and they're in there.
Dave Landau
I don't think it actually happened.
Steven Crowder
You don't tell them they're in there with a boom mic, with a line. With a line producer, and he's just like, no, I'm just counting sheep. What do you. What do you think?
Gerald Morgan
Dude, that dome is so nice and shiny and clean. He was sleeping on the floor and his head is like. Mr. Clean.
Steven Crowder
Yes, exact. Exactly, Mr. Mostly Clean. Let's continue watching. I don't think this passes the sniff test. You're okay. You're okay now that you say so.
Clarissa Ward
Clutches my arm tightly.
Steven Crowder
Great, a female. Is this BPA3?
Gerald Morgan
Thank you for speaking my native tongue of English.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Clarissa Ward
After three months in a windowless cell, he can finally see the sky.
Steven Crowder
So hand was just. Hand was shaking.
Gerald Morgan
Oh, he's got the little goatee trim right there. So you can eat.
Clarissa Ward
Oh, God, there is life.
Steven Crowder
Usually I would stone you, but today I'll kiss you.
Clarissa Ward
The fighter hands him something to eat.
Steven Crowder
Now his hands are shaking again. Shake, gone. Shaking not proof. But.
Clarissa Ward
His body can't handle it.
Gerald Morgan
After chugging water, his captors fled during.
Clarissa Ward
The fall of Damascus.
Gerald Morgan
I don't think he swallowed no food or water.
Dave Landau
Yeah, the water didn't.
Clarissa Ward
The rebel tells him there's no more army, no more prisons, no more checkpoints. Are you serious? He says, surya Hara, Syria is free. Tells him.
Steven Crowder
Okay, a couple of things here. And by the way, of course, if it is genuine and regardless, this guy has been kept prisoner, your heart goes out to him. They said he went four days without water. Most people die at three days with no water. Just to be really clear, she said.
Dave Landau
At least four days.
Steven Crowder
At least four days.
Gerald Morgan
And they ain't looking thick like that. Yeah, their skin doesn't look so nice.
Steven Crowder
To give you an idea, here is a photo of a professional MMA fighter cutting weight for about 14 hours. Look at their face. It's very gaunt. You can see the bones. I know that he wasn't wringing out it, but you do it over time. It's the same kind of effect. Again, the Burberry jacket with not a mark on it. The fact that he didn't wake up from Gunfire. Blowing a lock apart.
Dave Landau
It didn't happen. So here's. Here's the thing. I'm sorry. At this point, I don't know if Clarissa was in on this or if it was somebody setting this up for her. I just. This is my opinion. That's the money shot. Shooting the lock off of the cell is like. I'm getting that no matter what this guy tells me to do with my camera. And by the way, he makes us turn our camera off while he sh. Shoots the lock. And you hear him cock it. It's like that's straight out of a bad movie.
Steven Crowder
It doesn't make any sense.
Dave Landau
Nobody will do that. Like, why you can't see him shoot the lock.
Gerald Morgan
Who are you afraid of? Are you afraid of the government? You just relinquished power.
Dave Landau
It doesn't make any sense. Didn't happen.
Steven Crowder
They didn't have the budget for blanks. They also did. Before we get to some history on. Clarissa knows none of it. They also gave this man a chocolate bunny. Bunny way.
Gerald Morgan
It's the same exact reaction money way. Dude, you could tell that that's not somebody who's been starved and thirsted. Like, they don't act like that.
Steven Crowder
Well, you've encountered this.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, yeah, I've seen people. I mean, I get it, you know, the whole shaking thing, that. That'll happen, but he immediately. Oh, oh, look around him. No one does that. It's.
Steven Crowder
They're.
Gerald Morgan
They're dead in the face.
Steven Crowder
Shock.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah. They're happy, sure, but they're dead in the face. There's no. Yeah, there's no, you know, oh, what? They're gone. No, no, none of that.
Steven Crowder
Not kissing the arm of a bony lady.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, the bony westerner. No, he looks thick. He's got all of his skin's got the color in it.
Steven Crowder
He was one step away from going friend.
Dave Landau
So stupid.
Steven Crowder
Does anyone have a lint roller? And in case. Look, let me just also add this here to the mix, in case you've forgotten. And Clarissa, she has a little bit of a history. So in 2021, she actually went full bore activist because she was so passionate about overthrowing the Assad regime. Here's her, I believe on an FBI or CIA podcast. Clarissa, can you tell us about an email that you sent to Ben Rhodes?
Clarissa Ward
Yeah, I mean, you know, I will cop to the fact that I think I crossed the line in Syria. I became so emotionally involved and I was crush by the US response and the US policy. Not that I was advocating for intervention, but I just felt that the US policy And I know, Michael, you and I have discussed this at times in the past that I felt that there wasn't really a strong US policy, that we had said, assad must go, and then we had done nothing.
Steven Crowder
Maybe you should bring them all Stouffers.
Clarissa Ward
We had said chemical weapons were a red line, and then that red line was crossed and there wasn't really anything in terms of real repercussions. I wrote Ben Rhodes an email to his official White House account and I said, dear Ben, I hope you're sleeping soundly as Aleppo burns. At least we have the Russians to sort it out. Best wishes, Clarissa.
Steven Crowder
Oh yeah, that's the beacon of unbiased journalism that she is. Let me be really clear. I am biased. I'm not a journalist. And we do have mug club undercover, you know, where I line up. My problem is when people are dishonest about it, she has a vested interest. She has a history of being, perhaps some could view it as less than ethical, possibly litigious. So I have to be careful with my words. Also, this is a CIA podcast, which by the way, totally inconspicuous. Sponsor. This is Intelligence Matters with former acting director of the CIA Michael Morell, brought to you by Lockheed Martin. How does that even. They don't even sell consumer goods like Honeywell, like ah, we buil plane engines and go get your air purifier cycle. Lockheed Martin, exclusively government contracts. So you have a government working advocate from the CIA, obviously someone who would be entrenched in the deep state the swamp sponsored by one of these giant military industrial complex companies, Lockheed Martin. And she's there saying, and I was trying to influence policy, telling them about. And we're supposed to buy this?
Gerald Morgan
No, you're supposed to go buy their products at the mall in between William Sonoma and Zoomies.
Dave Landau
Yes, exactly. They have an F35 display.
Steven Crowder
Well, they do. With the sharper image that is.
Dave Landau
That's very nice. Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Cockpit has a massage chair.
Dave Landau
Look for those long bombing flights. It's a fighter. I know. Shut up.
Steven Crowder
So you guys comment. You think this is real, you think it's fake. And if you think it's fake, if you think it's real. Let me ask you this. If you think it's real, do you blame people for not trusting. For not trusting journalists these days? Do you at least get it? Because I know that you watching right now. You may be moderate, you may be less. A lot of you out there, you understand it. We're gonna get to Chris Ray in a little bit. Speaking of prisoners by the way, last night we actually received exclusive audio of the first police interrogation of the CEO murderer, well, allegedly of United Healthcare, Luigi Mangione.
Gerald Morgan
Hello, Mr. Luigi. How are you feeling, Luigi?
Steven Crowder
Not happy.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, me neither. So let's get right to it. Did you kill Brian Thompson? No. Mr. Luigi, if it wasn't you who did the shooting, then who was it?
Dave Landau
Mario?
Gerald Morgan
Your brother? You do realize that a man has lost his life?
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Gerald Morgan
Do you think this is some sort of joke? Yeah. You won't be laughing when you're locked up in prison.
Steven Crowder
That's more believable than Clarissa Ward.
Dave Landau
We found him in a locked cell.
Steven Crowder
Yes, exactly.
Gerald Morgan
Who knew he hadn't had spaghetti in days? He said, somebody bringing me a mushroom.
Dave Landau
Asking for his go kart. I'm not sure.
Steven Crowder
He began launching bananas in an attempt to get us to slip. Yeah, something about a princess. Something about, I don't know, drag.
Gerald Morgan
I swear those are. Turtles are not a mine.
Steven Crowder
By the way, none of this happens. We're going to be getting into some pretty controversial topics.
Gerald Morgan
Fake ID says Waluigi.
Steven Crowder
I'm sorry. It wasn't me. It was the one armed Wario.
Gerald Morgan
It wasn't a city bike. It was Yoshi he wrote off on.
Steven Crowder
I didn't kill my wife.
Gerald Morgan
I don't care.
Steven Crowder
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Dave Landau
Six. Yeah. December 6th.
Steven Crowder
December 6th.
Dave Landau
Sorry, yeah.
Steven Crowder
Biggest viewership. They are doing live streamers.
Dave Landau
It was. You would think Election night's going to be the night. No, they. They did an election night, then they topped that number.
Steven Crowder
They're growing leaps and bounds. You need a place that has the infrastructure big enough to work. This is the spot. And if you're watching on YouTube, I mean, that's the spot over there. Rumble, Donald Trump, President Trump, he actually has been named times Person of the Year and I believe the New York Stock Exchange, we have a video opened their day with a special bell ringing. Was it. Did they ring for Donald Trump or. He rang the bell? That's right. I haven't seen this clip yet. So Donald Trump rang the bell. That's fun. Just that a little while ago, Donald Trump.
Dave Landau
He just keeps holding the bike.
Steven Crowder
He rings it extra Long.
Dave Landau
That's right. Make money.
Steven Crowder
He. He treats the bell the way he treats handshakes.
Dave Landau
He does.
Steven Crowder
D d d d d Stop. Excuse me. D d d d d d you.
Gerald Morgan
Have to get a new bell. That crush.
Dave Landau
They're like, do we trade? Do we have to wait till the end?
Steven Crowder
Nailed it. So media, of course, some people are happy, some people are unhappy. Look, and it's not lost on me that Time magazine has had, like, Hitler's Person of the Year. So it's not necessarily an honor. They've had good people, they've had bad people. It's the most influential person. But the way they've handled this. It's time for media malpractice. All right. Donald Trump, Time Person of the Year. And to be fair, right now, this cover is a lot better than the last one. Put them side by side there. Yeah. So they made the M in that logo deliberately look like devil horns. That was a story back then. Of course, people don't necessarily know what they're seeing. Sometimes it's subliminal. Let's contrast that with the media's portrayal of Kamala with a halo over her head. Remember that? These little subtle tricks. Wait, that take place.
Dave Landau
It looks just like the lights in the window, right?
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, for sure. It's a light.
Steven Crowder
But, yeah, they picked that just like. Remember they softened the red glow of Joe Biden when he was speaking in front of the White House. Everyone said, this looks like. This looks like Hitler.
Dave Landau
It was somewhere else. It wasn't the White House. Wasn't the White House or something like that, Was it Philadelphia?
Steven Crowder
Oh, okay. I'm sorry.
Gerald Morgan
You can have Berlin.
Steven Crowder
You would have been right.
Dave Landau
Yeah, it looked a lot like it.
Steven Crowder
And the short list included Kamala Harris, Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, Kate Middleton, Claudia.
Gerald Morgan
Why Kate Middleton?
Steven Crowder
I don't know.
Dave Landau
Well, she has cancer, I guess.
Steven Crowder
Oh, no. Noodles. Shame. And Claudia Shine by Moner Going.
Dave Landau
Who?
Steven Crowder
Not a lawyer. The president of Mexico.
Gerald Morgan
Also an accountant.
Steven Crowder
Yes, yes, Very good one, by the.
Dave Landau
Way, because she survived the election, pretty much.
Gerald Morgan
She ran the numbers, and the likelihood.
Steven Crowder
Of surviving the term, not so great. Great. And yesterday, Donald Trump also announced his new tower in. In Jeddah.
Dave Landau
Oh.
Gerald Morgan
The humble.
Steven Crowder
Wait for it. There it is.
Gerald Morgan
It's like his hairline. It looks awesome.
Steven Crowder
How do you think he would react if someone forgot to put his name on it?
Dave Landau
Fired. Wait for it, Mommy.
Steven Crowder
Wait for it.
Gerald Morgan
Where's me?
Steven Crowder
It's worked. And by the way, it's a very. It looks like a pretty Cool. Tower first in a pair of new towers, actually. Next is Gaza because the land there is dirt cheap. So. So we do. Yep, that makes sense.
Gerald Morgan
Well, somebody's gotta rebuild.
Steven Crowder
Might as well be him. And this is just. Look, I also think you're seeing, if you look at, I believe it was 2016, he was person of the year. And now the media is backpedaling a little bit because I think they realize now they've overreached. So they try to make it look like devil horns before. Like I've told you, everything is going to be a little bit more subversive. Everything is going to be a little bit under the radar. Are. Don't allow them to hide who they are. The left, they still think that way, they still feel that way. They're gonna try and appease you a little bit. So you go, nah. Right. I guess you're not so bad. No, no, they are. They're absolutely that bad. Please do not forget it. They need to earn your trust back. Everyone in media, everyone in the intelligence agencies, everyone at university, in universities, pretty much anyone who works in Washington, D.C. and that includes Republicans. Fair?
Dave Landau
Absolutely. And they're only gonna get more pissed off. Donald Trump, I think this morning. I don't think we have anything on this, so don't worry about it. But he said that he would, I think, pardon or look at pardoning the January Sixers within about the first nine minutes. Good, good. In the White House.
Steven Crowder
Good.
Dave Landau
It's hilarious. I love it. He's absolutely just poking these guys in the chest.
Steven Crowder
I'm glad that everyone now is agreeing with that because everyone was afraid. It was that third rail, like, oh, January 6th. It was, it was 9 11, the sequel. And we did an entire special. There was a hurricane. So, you know, they didn't do the. The hearing.
Dave Landau
There's a hurricane in Florida. And so the hearing didn't happen in.
Steven Crowder
D.C. and everything that you have since heard about them being invited in the footage, even the QANON shot, we ran that first off. We ran it within the week of January 6th happening and we ran it again. And now everyone feels as though it's safe enough to. But you know what? We sat down and we said, yeah, I get it. You know, we may lose some viewership because right now it's really unpopular to say that most of these people didn't do anything wrong. And seems like the worst crimes were really vandalism, maybe some mild, some mild assault. There could have been one or two people who could be guilty of battery. But at that point it Wasn't okay to say it. And we said, you know what? People are being imprisoned in violation of their rights who literally took part in a walking tour where they invited in.
Dave Landau
Yeah, terrorism charges.
Steven Crowder
Yep.
Dave Landau
You gotta be kidding me.
Steven Crowder
But you should wage terrorism on Crowdershop.com. go and fill up your card.
Dave Landau
Look, look at this. This is one of the best new shirts I think we have.
Steven Crowder
Oh, I got the lower soap. That is pretty good.
Gerald Morgan
I love that.
Dave Landau
Stop believing, baby.
Steven Crowder
There you go.
Gerald Morgan
Nice.
Dave Landau
The bell will ring if you still.
Steven Crowder
Believe even though there is no south Detroit. That song makes no sense.
Gerald Morgan
Wow. It's just a New York boy.
Dave Landau
No, this is, you know, Trump o'clock.
Steven Crowder
Gonna grab him by the pussy.
Dave Landau
I don't think you can do that. Trump clause.
Steven Crowder
I can touch him anywhere.
Dave Landau
That's a crime.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah, still funny. 30 off site.
Dave Landau
30 off site. Why? No promo code needed. Go right now, today. Really? If you want to be safe for Christmas, order today. I think technically the cutoff is tomorrow. But just order today because you just want to make sure that you get it for Christmas. Makes a great gift. Or you can piss off a liberal relative.
Steven Crowder
You're cut off for being a used car salesman. Now, Jay Z, this should come as a surprise to no one. And to be clear, we're not going to get into. We don't have a lot of evidence right now, but there's a lot of evidence as to who Jay Z is, who, of course he along with Beyonce, have been venerated as a power couple of Hollywood. And this is more proof yet again of your institutions lying to you. Because you would have to believe that they don't know everything. We are about to lay out for you today. But as of this morning at 10:33 Eastern, 9:33 God's time, Jay Z is the latest rapper to be included in the Diddy Baby Oil rape saga.
Clarissa Ward
Rap mogul Jay Z is denying allegations he sexually assaulted a 13 year old girl alongside rapper Sean Diddy Combs. That civil lawsuit filed against Combs in October was amended Sunday to include Jay Z. The accuser, identified only as Jane Doe, says she was sexually assaulted by both men at a Video Music Awards after party in 2000.
Steven Crowder
Okay, so to be clear, a lot of speculation and we will, we will grant that. But the signs were there that we ignored the whole time. You know, I put that roofie in.
Gerald Morgan
Her soda, but now I wish that she was a little bit older. Cause you know, 13 is insane.
Steven Crowder
That sounds borderline confession.
Dave Landau
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
So is it true?
Gerald Morgan
That's like Jay Z's thing.
Steven Crowder
It is his thing. It is his thing.
Gerald Morgan
Did you do it?
Dave Landau
Think about it.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. So is it true? True. We don't know. I will say always seems a little fishy when someone comes out 20, 30 years later. But this is an actual example where there could be power dynamics at play when you have someone who effectively controls a plurality of the hip hop record industry. Either way, he sucks because he has a long and storied history of being. My gosh, what a piece of shit. All right, let's go back to the year 2000. This is the year of the alleged rape, right? Now, as far as we know, Jay z was about 30, okay? And that's when he claims to have met and to have started dating Beyonce when she was 18 or 19. That's not a crime. Okay, it's just a little creepy. But we now have. I don't think it's necessary. 30, 19 at that point. But here's the thing. Some pictures now have emerged of Jay Z hanging out with and being quite close. Chummy with a 16 year old Beyonce in 1998. What a piece of shit. At the very least, he was working on her. What's the term? I believe grooming.
Dave Landau
Grooming.
Steven Crowder
At that point you think all of a sudden he was like, damn, you're 19 now. Now I think you're hot, you're good looking. Didn't think of that before. Oh no. Oh no, no. You don't hang out with a 16 year old and then the minute she turns 18, start dating her because you didn't have it in mind. Okay, let's go back to 2017, by the way, this guy also, who often holds himself out as the arbiter of morality. We'll get to his comments on Donald Trump in a second. Admitted, admitted to cheating on Beyonce. What a piece of shit.
Gerald Morgan
Was that from Becky with the good hair who farted there?
Steven Crowder
And of course, here's the thing. These people who have behaved very horribly, horribly. And look, the left wants you. This is why they want you to fracture and divide. Because people on the right are imperfect. Sure. Okay, we're talking about a timeline where Jay Z seems to have never become a good person. But still the darlings of the left, right, they helped Barack Obama, huge influence. Hillary Clinton and of course huge influence with the Kamala Harris campaigns. And by the way, in 2016, Jay Z referred to Donald Trump. Trump, quite stupidly. You'll hear his description as a super bug during the campaign. What a piece of shit is. You know, the bugs come and you spray Something, and then they come. And then you create a super bug, right, because you don't take care of the problem. You don't take the trash out. You just keep spraying whatever over it to make it acceptable. And then, you know, as those things grow, you create a superbug. And then now we have Donald Trump, the superbug. I. I don't think that.
Dave Landau
I'm sorry, what? What was that?
Steven Crowder
That man doesn't understand how anything works.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, I don't think that's how bugs work. You know, they're not, like, good.
Steven Crowder
I seen it. Like, I spray raid on a cockroach, and then it became like a super roach.
Gerald Morgan
What does he mean?
Dave Landau
Like a big one?
Steven Crowder
Like in Power Rangers.
Gerald Morgan
That's what I'm gonna say. It's like Power Rangers.
Dave Landau
No, no, it's like in Men in Black.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah, that's right. Did you mean to say, like, antibiotics, where you develop antibiotic resistance? Nah, man. I'm talking about super bugs.
Gerald Morgan
He was spraying whipped cream on the cockroach back.
Steven Crowder
Cockroach. I was like, bitch, you got a sugar problem.
Gerald Morgan
Aw, why they keep getting bigger?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, why they keep getting bigger? I've been feeding them maple syrup and wagon wheels. This don't make sense.
Gerald Morgan
You gotta lick that cream off your cockroach.
Steven Crowder
Nope, don't get me started on wolf spiders. My jacket all. And let's even go to 2013. I don't know if you know this, but Cuba is a horrible communist, right? But the left doesn't really have a problem. Problem with that. 2013, the same year that Human Rights Watch documented Cuba arresting any critics of government. Right? Detaining anyone who was suspected of being remotely anti government. The government was controlling the media. They were requiring citizens permission to leave the island. Well, you know, Jay Z and Beyonce decided to go to Cuba and effectively act as a tourism ad. But then again, so did Barack Obama. So both of them. What a piece of shit. Let's go to his.
Dave Landau
I mean, there are times and places.
Steven Crowder
Let's go to his legal troubles. Again, this does not mean that he's a child rapist. I want to be really, really clear. But himself, at the age of age 12, shot his crack addict brother over a stolen ring. And I know what you're thinking. Hey, was it because he was trying to get him on the straight and narrow? Well, no, because at 13, Jay Z was allegedly still a crack dealer.
Dave Landau
Oh, come on.
Steven Crowder
So there's that. And everyone will go like, ah, you do what you have to do. No, no. The problem with this is that's not what you have to do. There are plenty of people in that same neighborhood who decided not to take that path. Whether it's a Ben Carson, whether it's someone like a Herman Cain raise in poverty. We don't know Daniel Penney's story. We don't know the story of every union factory worker, anyone out there working in foundries, working on the manufacturing line. The only way through is not to smoke crack or certainly not to deal crack. And, you know, certainly not in the 2000s when there are programs and grants and affirmative. I just sounded like Porky Pig. And affirmative action, social engineering taking place. Take advantage of one of those freebies, Jay Z. Oh, deal crack. Maybe because it's easier. Maybe because it's easier. And instead of saying, hey, I was completely wrong. And by the way, I chose to be a bad. I chose to do the wrong thing. And kids, you know what? You could have been in my exact same situation. And there are other options. Instead, it's like you. You do, you know, I'm not proud of it, but you hustle. No, no, there are plenty. For every person like Jay Z, there are hundreds who chose not to. It's not a given. And in 1999, Jay Z pled guilty to stabbing a record executive who he thought leaked his album. I'd say that makes him kind of shitty 2003. Because you say, well, he was just doing it because he was being wronged. Okay, all right, that might make sense. You still probably shouldn't stab someone. You know, use your words, Mr. Z. 2003, his nightclub, 4040, was sued for bouncing checks to contractors who were hired to work on the club. So he'll stab you if you wrong him. Doesn't seem to have a huge problem with wronging others. That would put you firmly in the what a piece of shit category.
Gerald Morgan
Bounce with me. Bounce with me.
Steven Crowder
Overdraft fees, junk fees.
Dave Landau
I can't be out of money. I still got checks.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
That was a good one, Gerald. I gotta admit, I'm a little dumb. It took me a second. I was like, what?
Steven Crowder
Oh, it's actually very cutting. This is a good idea. Like, this is something that people in the industry have known right here. This is just a funny clip. Shaq couldn't hold it together when Charles Barkley reacted to someone bringing up Jay Z. Just watch.
Dave Landau
You think Jay Z or.
Steven Crowder
Probably not a good time right now. You are silly, man.
Dave Landau
See if you can fix the wall, will you?
Gerald Morgan
Shaq?
Steven Crowder
I love Shaq. So does it mean that this is necessarily true? No, it does not. Of course you're innocent until proven guilty. The issue is with the media covering up and the media doing the bidding of these power couples. Whether at one point it was Weinstein. Well, at this point it's. I mean, Diddy. Of course. You had Diddy on Oprah. You had Diddy doing proactive commercials. You had Diddy running Vote or Die. You had the same thing with Jay Z. And we're all supposed to turn a blind eye while we condemn people who claim our worldview for being imperfect self. So at the end of the day, whether he did this or he didn't go check the references and you will agree. What a piece of shit. All right, we are going to be moving on here to. What is that?
Gerald Morgan
That's not me.
Steven Crowder
Do you hear that? What is this? What? Yeah, that's. That's Jack Santa. Gerald.
Gerald Morgan
What?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, it's Jack Santa. Right here.
Gerald Morgan
Jack Santa.
Steven Crowder
What are you doing?
Dave Landau
Hanging out.
Steven Crowder
Okay.
Dave Landau
What? Hush, hush, little man.
Steven Crowder
Oh, Jack Santa. He's got some burn.
Dave Landau
I'm here to guide you to my wonderful workshop.
Steven Crowder
Well, yeah, let's go. That was what we're supposed to do initially.
Dave Landau
Dude, we got the show, guys.
Gerald Morgan
Can I go? Let's go.
Steven Crowder
Behold.
Dave Landau
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Steven Crowder
Ooh.
Dave Landau
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Steven Crowder
Santa needs his milk and cookies.
Dave Landau
Thank you.
Steven Crowder
Delicious.
Dave Landau
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Steven Crowder
It'S a Christmas miracle. Yeah. Bless us, everyone. But can anyone use the Jacked Up Evolution?
Dave Landau
Why, of course.
Gerald Morgan
Mrs. Claus loves it too.
Dave Landau
She's gained two inches on her glutes. All right, Jacked Up Santa. Hey, man. Really appreciate it. Thank you for the tour, but we kind of got a show to do, so. Guys, we need to get back to this.
Steven Crowder
No, no, no, no.
Gerald Morgan
Gerald's right. Gerald's right.
Dave Landau
In fact, Gerald, I've left you a special present on your desk. Oh, it's freaking.
Steven Crowder
Okay.
Gerald Morgan
You deserve it. That's a nice. That's your gift, Carol.
Steven Crowder
Gift?
Dave Landau
It's not. It's not a gift. It's a troll job like Jack Santa and I don't appreciate it.
Steven Crowder
Well, if you don't, if you don't, if you're not, if you're naughty, you won't make those gains. You won't make them anyway.
Gerald Morgan
Jack. Santa left me a gift too.
Steven Crowder
Really?
Gerald Morgan
Yeah. She autographed it for me.
Steven Crowder
Nice, nice.
Gerald Morgan
Thanks, Mrs.
Steven Crowder
He's quite the influencer. He's going to start an only clause.
Gerald Morgan
That sounds like something that people who identify as cats do.
Steven Crowder
Sounds something legal. It's, it's, it's her star. Never mind. Okay.
Dave Landau
Aw.
Steven Crowder
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Dave Landau
Well, almost former. He's gonna resign at the end of the day.
Steven Crowder
Chris Ray, don't ruin it for me. He announced Chris Wray that he's resigned. Let me try this again.
Dave Landau
There goes the second article.
Steven Crowder
Yesterday. The FBI director perhaps former FBI director. You say your thing, I say don't ruin it for me.
Gerald Morgan
Gerald, hold my beer.
Steven Crowder
Chris Ray, Tim and Tool Man. It's clip wkyc just in case you don't. Chris Ray announced that he is going to be resigning just within the last couple of hours. FBI Director Christopher Wray announced he is resigning. He said today that he'll leave by the end of the Biden administration. His resignation comes after criticism by President elect Trump who's already named loyalist Cash Patel. All right, we changed that last minute was gonna be the celebration song, I believe and. Yeah, and you can shut off the speaker there, Billy the Kid. So it's just there's a lot of elements. It's not easy. You think Jack, Santa just happens.
Dave Landau
No.
Gerald Morgan
The elves are on vacation.
Dave Landau
They are. Yeah.
Steven Crowder
If we didn't care about you, we'd just go jacked up. Santa, you hope that this comes down your Christmas chimney this year. Go 20%. It would suck the show. That would suck.
Dave Landau
And it can't fit down a chimney.
Steven Crowder
No, it can't fit down a chimney. Have you seen those side delts? Oh.
Dave Landau
Good for you, lady.
Steven Crowder
Screw being a dentist. I want to be an oil boy. No.
Dave Landau
That'S a good turn.
Steven Crowder
We don't need any oil boys.
Dave Landau
Stay away from that one.
Steven Crowder
No kid wants to play with a faggot. In the box. Hit the D. Oh, like you weren't thinking about the Charlie. About the Charlie in the box. He couldn't just rename himself Jack, shut up.
Dave Landau
It's fine.
Steven Crowder
That guy was hiding something. All right, back to Christopher Wray. He oversaw numerous scandals or presided over numerous scandals, I should say. The intelligence agencies who you need to trust. Right. It's a very important institution. Chris Wray was there when you had the Russia collusion hoax, which was proven to be false when you saw the weaponization of the DOJ against conservatives. Remember the Hunter Biden laptop scandal? That intelligence agency said absolutely was Russian disinformation. So Big Tech banned it as Russian disinformation, which would have fundamentally and single handedly changed the outcome of the election. The Mar A Lago raid, where it's almost like we had an apples to apples comparison. And Joe Biden had documents next to his Corvair. And then, of course, two assassination attempts on Donald Trump. So he leaves. We see him as a very unworthy adversary. It's time to send Christopher Rao with the time to close.
Dave Landau
As far as, you know, based on the findings in the Inspector general report.
Steven Crowder
Is the FBI, was it part of some deep state?
Gerald Morgan
Well, I think that's the kind of label that is a Disservice to the 37,000 men and women who work at the FBI who I think tackle their jobs with professionalism, with rigor, with objectivity, and with courage. Time too close. Endings and beginnings are ending. And beginning now, under my leadership, we elevated racially and ethnically motivated violent extremism to our highest threat priority. On the same level with ISIS and homegrown violent extremists that I think with respect to former President Trump, there's some question about whether or not it's a bullet or shrapnel that, you know, that hit his ear.
Steven Crowder
Okay, so when did you notice his decline?
Gerald Morgan
In my interactions, in my role, all my interactions with the current president have been completely professional. Would you Consider the execution of the search warrant that mar a lago a raid.
Steven Crowder
I would not call it a raid.
Gerald Morgan
I would call it the execution of a lawful awful search warrant. Do you believe the Hunter Biden laptop story is disinformation? I don't think there's anything I can share on that. In open side time to close endings. And beginnings are ending and beginning now.
Steven Crowder
Are you protecting the Bidens?
Gerald Morgan
Absolutely. Not the FBI.
Steven Crowder
You won't answer the question about whether or not that.
Gerald Morgan
I don't have that in front of me. I'm happy to circle back and get that to you. I don't. As I sit here right now, I don't know the answer to that. I believe we know the answer to that. I just don't have it.
Steven Crowder
And Chris for Ray does not exist in a vacuum. To be clear. And that takes us here to this next story. Hopefully I've made this clear. I think I have. But the left really wants you to. They really want a scapegoat for the mistrust in institutions. And rather than being the institutions themselves, whether it's the FBI, the CIA, the doj, Department of Education, take your pick. They make it you. They make it you. Why don't. These institutions are fundamental to the United States of America? I would argue that more fundamental would be the First Amendment, freedom of speech, the Second Amendment that these institutions have trampled. Christopher Wray doesn't exist in a vacuum. Which brings us to Pete Hegseth and the West Point scandal. For people who don't know, there's been a smear campaign on this guy. Now, I can't tell you that I know what's true and what is not true. I will tell you that I don't believe it. Let me tell you why. When they tried to come out with these sexual assault claims, it absolutely. There was no evidence. There were no charges brought. They were trotted out recently. It doesn't even seem like it's possible if you read the story. And so then they start scraping the bottom of the barrel with things that can't be proven. So we'll get to West Point lying and journalists basically engaging in journalistic malpractice. But some of the smears now have gone to actually even though you see him early morning every single day. Pete Hegseth. He's ineligible because he has a huge drinking problem. Hexath is having.
Gerald Morgan
Sure.
Steven Crowder
Senators as Julie just won't treat Defense Secretary. That's sort of remarkable that you have to make a promise like that. What's your gut sense here? Do you think he'll actually get through.
Gerald Morgan
With promises like that?
Steven Crowder
Well, I think that it's a very interesting term, but it also showcases how important he sees that that drinking problem happens to be to a lot of the people drunk he looks alleged taking him into consideration up to and including President Trump. Looking at that, I think that him going out on a limb and saying that he's not going to drink it is consequentially, it should be something that.
Dave Landau
Is a denier in and of itself.
Steven Crowder
Because as far as we know about alcoholism or people who have alcohol problems, and I've had some people in my own family who had those issues saying that you're not going to do something that you've been prone to do as a means to get the job, I.
Dave Landau
Think is a very bad place to be.
Steven Crowder
See what she does, she tries to give herself some authority. Because I knew an alcoholic. Yeah, I doubt he's downing cult 45 before Fox and Friends, sweetheart, let's be really. Oh, why's it got to be cult 45? Okay, Mickey's. Shut up. I don't care anymore.
Dave Landau
Whatever 40 you choose, go for it.
Gerald Morgan
And what's the definition of an alcoholic?
Steven Crowder
Well, this is the issue, right? The left is where everyone is a narcissist. If you're successful, you're a narcissist. If you actually have low self esteem, you're a narcissist. If you drink regularly, but you don't ever binge drink, you're an alcoholic. If you drink occasionally and then you drink too much, you're an alcoholic. If you drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. So they just broaden the definition. Everything is abused, everything is insert whatever. Today, narcissism, everything is a red flag. Everyone who drinks is an alcoholic. But wake and bake, right? That's the issue right now.
Dave Landau
Totally fine. I forget. But look, this is their playbook every single time, right? We went back to Kavanaugh and you just trot out the sexual assault charges, right? You just go, oh, some. He sexually assaulted somebody. When that didn't really stick with Hexag, they're like, well, he's an alcoholic. According to unnamed sources that he worked with, only every person that I've seen come out that he worked with said, actually, I was sitting next to him in the chair for eight hours a day and he was fine. Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
Steven Crowder
And you know what? There are a lot of parallels between Kavanaugh. Remember Mission Control? Bring up that clip. We'll Play it on Rumble Premium. After we're. I think. Was it Cory Booker asking or someone asked him. Do you drink beer on weekdays? That's how you know it's a smear. Hey, you know who else occasionally drinks beer on weekdays? And by occasionally, I mean regularly.
Dave Landau
There you go.
Steven Crowder
Why you gotta write me out, bro? This is the pearl clutching. Yeah, you know, you know, I get it. I get it. I'm not part of a power couple who shot my brother for stealing my ring while dealing crack cocaine and stabbed a record executive and groomed a 16 year old. But I did have a refreshing Belgian triple on Wednesday. So lock me up.
Gerald Morgan
Have you ever taken one of those questionnaires that determine whether you're an alcoholic or not?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, I have.
Gerald Morgan
It's like. It's all the questions set up to make you an alcoholic so they can give you treatment. It's like, do you ever drink on the weekends?
Dave Landau
Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
Well, yeah, it's a weekend sometimes. Do you ever drink on a Sunday? Well, yeah, I like football. I drink a drink. In public? Well, yeah, sometimes I go to a football game and I drink it. Do you ever drink at home? Well, yeah, sometimes I watch football at home. Do you ever drink by yourself? Yes, sometimes I'm watching the game alone.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Dave Landau
Repeat in public.
Steven Crowder
Here's what you sometimes throw.
Gerald Morgan
Fifteen questions later, I'm an alcoholic.
Steven Crowder
And if you don't drink, by the way, don't you. Don't. Don't start drinking. I'm not saying there's any health reason to drink, but it's become this sort of boogeyman du jour now, where it's designed to. It's designed to be weaponized like we see with the doj. It's designed to make you feel lesser than if you enjoy a cold beer. They did it with Kavanaugh and similar with Kavanaugh as I get into this story with West Point, and I think it's ProPublica. Thank God hegseth kept his acceptance letter from West Point. Just like, thank. We thank God that Brett Kavanaugh kept a journal that could verified. Right?
Dave Landau
So we have the beer clip if you want it too. So.
Steven Crowder
Okay, I'll. You know what? Here's how. Yeah, let's play this right now, because here's how you know it's a smear. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. I thought we were sitting down to talk about me gang raping a woman. Oh, we're asking if I have a Heineken on a Tuesday. That's how you know it doesn't matter what you do, they're going to try and make something up. Here's the clip of Brett Kavanaugh being asked if he drank beer on weekday.
Dave Landau
You drank on weekdays? Yes or no? Sir? In the summer, when we went over to Timmy's house on July 1st.
Steven Crowder
That would indicate. Yes.
Dave Landau
Yes. In other words, that. That July 1st reference to skis. Went over for skis. That's brewskis. Correct. And after.
Steven Crowder
Tobin.
Dave Landau
Sir, Sir, I just need a yes.
Steven Crowder
Or no that brew skis.
Dave Landau
Right.
Steven Crowder
Well, I need to explain in context. You just said, sir, that you drank on weekdays.
Dave Landau
That's all I was looking for.
Steven Crowder
The only mistake Kavanaugh made is I need to explain in context. No, you. You don't. Hey, yeah, you know, because you and a bunch of your buddies here in Capitol, you're gonna go to Old Abbott's Grill and have a two cocktail lunch, so.
Dave Landau
Yeah, exactly.
Steven Crowder
I have a beer or two when I get home.
Gerald Morgan
Harris, pretend to crack a beer on Colbert on a Wednesday or something.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly.
Dave Landau
She drank it live on tv, by the way. Look, if we tell politicians they can't drink their way through their service to the country, a war is gonna break out, okay?
Steven Crowder
They sell alcohol in the commissary, and they can purchase it through tax dollars.
Gerald Morgan
They found cocaine in the white.
Dave Landau
I know, but they didn't find Miller Light.
Steven Crowder
Bill Clinton raped a woman.
Dave Landau
She wasn't drinking, and neither was he. Steven. That's the point.
Gerald Morgan
No, it was a cigar.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, well, that. No, that. No. He also just dropped his pants with someone who was not even willing. It's like we're talking about beer. That's how. You know it's a smear campaign, right? Is it? Oh, there's no. There was no rape. Okay, well, then was it sexual assault? Okay, there's no sexual assault. Did he make an inappropriate joke on a video game chat? Then that gets equated with, you know, what Jay Z may have allegedly done. So let's go through the timeline here with this story, and it tells you why you absolutely should not trust. You absolutely should be skeptical of your institutions. Because this combines, undoubtedly, I'm sure, people in intelligence, but people in the military, pencil pushers, not the people on the ground. Big, big difference delineation here between the people who want to join West Point, people like Hegseth, and the people in charge of acceptance, and the people who say, we're going to make DEI one of our requirements. Right, that you guys understand. You can comment below. You understand that difference, right? Because I don't want people to come in and say, well, you should support our. You have some of those simplistic slogans where it's like, support our troops no matter what. The person lying about acceptance at West Point does not qualify. Timeline 7:12am okay. Hegseth posted this on his ex. He said, we understand that ProPublica, the left wing hack group, is planning to publish a knowingly false report that I was not accepted to West Point in 1999. Here's my letter of acceptance signed by West Point Superintendent Lieutenant General Daniel Christman, U.S. army. So then at 9:10am and this is the thing too, trust your institutions. Do you ever trust anyone in your personal life who doesn't flat out apologize when they get something wrong? There's a reason that we provide references for you here and we have an admonish button for ourselves when we get things wrong. We can never be perfect. We don't know how we can do it more honestly than that. We're trying. Do you trust a relative or a friend who always tries to place the blame back on you, back on someone else, while accusing you of being a narcissist or manipulator? That's what the Left does. So 9:10am The ProPublica writer Jesse Eisinger responded saying, hegseth has said that he got into West Point but didn't attend. We asked West Point Public affairs, which told us twice on the record that he hadn't even applied there. Twice on the record. Record. We reached out. Heg Seth Spocks gave us his acceptance letter. We didn't publish a story. That's journalism. No, that's called getting caught. Journalism would be revealing or doing your job with the person who is trying, who did engage in malpractice. In other words, if you have nothing to do with it, you should point them out. This person was. We know it's a lie. Check twice verified. You either have to believe gross incomparable evidence or that it is a lie. And maybe the reason that you're saying this is journalism and they just made it is because you're involved. You're involved. So you can't rat someone out because you're ratting yourself out. And I'll tell you my heart because look, Donald Trump has been. We've been the victim of this. Where you know what, you often don't hear the side of other people. They just move on. The people who move on and do good work, they don't get engaged. They don't engage with this kind of stuff. Yeah, it's the Succubuses suck you by. Who decided that they want to deal with Internet drama.
Gerald Morgan
Suck your bitch.
Steven Crowder
Well, speaking of which, perfect segue. Better than the guy who invented the Segway who Segwayed off a cliff. Poor son of a bitch.
Gerald Morgan
We wish this guy would.
Dave Landau
Keith Olbermann on accident. Figuratively, of course.
Steven Crowder
Keith Oman replied to Hagseth saying the left wing group that incorrectly said you didn't get accepted at West Point was West Point, you PTSD fascist liar. I don't know if at this point he knows that it's a lie and he's still accusing him of being a. By the way, aren't we not supposed to. What happened to not weaponizing mental health? We need to remove the stigma of mental health. But you're stigmatizing a guy who actually, by the way, has seen. Has seen the kind of things that may result in ptsd. In other words, it's not someone going, I had PTSD because I didn't get accepted to my safety brown. No, this is someone who likely has had friends die, likely has been in scenarios that would change your outlook, your perception of the world forever. There's a legitimate claim to ptsd. It's over diagnosed now. So we're weaponizing PTSD against a hero, calling him a fascist liar when we know for a fact that West Point lied. Maybe he didn't know. Oh, wait, he continued. Keith Olbermann.
Gerald Morgan
The compassionate Keith Olbermann.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Dave Landau
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
So you're calling the U.S. military Academy at West Point liar. Why do you hate the troops? Oh, that's right. You have no principles. So it's about authority, in authority.
Dave Landau
There you go.
Gerald Morgan
So Olbermann likes the military, just not the ones with ptsd.
Steven Crowder
Right, exactly.
Gerald Morgan
So he likes the ones that haven't gone to do anything. Okay. It's hard to discern.
Steven Crowder
No, that's exactly right. Yes. It's the people in the offices. You're a pussy.
Gerald Morgan
I like the item.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, that'd be fun. Hey. Yeah, that's something a fascist PTSD liar would say.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, and we can make lots of money on it.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly. This is. Why don't you trust your institutions? Well, one of the reasons is because Keith Olbermann says to trust them. In this case, you have an institution, at least one that we know of. Well, two, you have the military institution and you have journalists. Right. The institution of journalism. Lying. That's one side. And you would have had big tech there, just like with the Hunter Biden laptop story, if you didn't have all this versus One man, Pete Hegseth, who might enjoy beer on weekdays, but he had the receipts. What kind of a world do you think you live in if he didn't keep a 30 year old acceptance letter? Hey, he loses a job and you lose someone who you want at that post. 1:29pm West Point did acknowledge to the Washington examiner that Hegseth had been accepted. A review of our records indicates this must have been the third review. Right. Third review.
Gerald Morgan
Well, they were looking for Pete before they found Peter. Yes, he was exactly the common.
Steven Crowder
A review of our records. You believe they got it wrong the first two times or do you think they got caught? Genuinely comment below. I am attributing motive in this case.
Dave Landau
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Because if not, then guess what? We need to completely gut our military and build from the ground up because they are too inefficient to do anything. You think these guys are going to know how to engage in war? You think these guys are going to know how to find the next Osama bin Laden if they can't find an acceptance letter after two reviews? I know it takes three.
Gerald Morgan
I think that I would like to see who these actual people are that are in this office, because it's likely that the administrators at the school are not in fact military officers or enlisted military folks.
Dave Landau
Right.
Steven Crowder
Well, here's the thing what the left does. The journalists, right? The only journalistic integrity that you only see in films like Aaron Brockovich, if it has to do with tap water, is they say, I will protect my source. So they keep those in institutions in positions of power anonymous, but then they sue us to demand that the actual investigative journalists be revealed. In other words, it would be entirely appropriate for this person to not be anonymous because they still obviously hold a position of authority in an institution which if you want us to trust, we should fundamentally correct and improve. No, no, no. Those people remain anonymous. The people actually doing the work on the ground who require anonymity. You know, journalistic ethics. Let's finger them, let's reveal them, let's dox them. It's a perversion of. Exactly. We have a way things should be in journalism. Not everything should be anonymous. And there are cases where, of course, it's required. They want to completely reverse it. So a review of our records indicates Pete Hegseth was offered admission to West Point in 1999 but did not attend. He already said that. Why do you need to include include it? He said he was accepted and didn't attend an incorrect statement involving Heg Seth's admission to the U.S. military Academy was released by an employee on December 10, 2024. Are they fired or are they still working there?
Gerald Morgan
Are they working in admissions?
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
Are they controlling who gets to get into this school?
Dave Landau
Exactly.
Gerald Morgan
And become leaders of our future military?
Dave Landau
Listen, I know it's a high bar. Keeping track of the people that we say yes to maybe is something that the Secretary of Defense should take a look at.
Steven Crowder
Let me make it really simple. They're refusing to name the employee that lied to ProPublica. Okay, here's a good. Just a first litmus test. Are they paid by American tax dollars? Did they do something wrong? They need to be named, not anonymous. If these are people who are exposing those in power, they should remain anonymous. Does that make sense? Comment below. Oh, no, no. Sorry. What Mug club undercover does in exposing the COVID architect, JV Pharma or exposing the DOJ. That's gotcha journalism. This is, you know, according to ProPublica journalism.
Dave Landau
Right. And by the way, look, if there's a simple explanation. Give it to us.
Steven Crowder
Give it to us.
Dave Landau
Fantastic. Easy. People make mistakes. I get it. Antiquated systems. Fine, you moved on to some other system. Okay, you didn't do anything. You just said. Ha. We're not going to reveal the source.
Gerald Morgan
That stuff comes up quite a bit. Yeah, it's not antiquated system. It's a straight up a lie. Because this stuff, it's a thing. Like all the schools in the military have these things. Yeah, some people call them pink slips like that. Like a Ranger school. Personally, you could. You could check if. Oh, it was a Ranger. Okay, well, let's call my buddy over at the battalion.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, it's almost like it's a big deal.
Gerald Morgan
They keep these records and they know where they are.
Steven Crowder
Mm. Yeah. It's almost like it's necessary to have a functioning military.
Dave Landau
It is.
Steven Crowder
To know if it's an Ivy League.
Gerald Morgan
School, for crying out loud. They've got the admissions records.
Dave Landau
Yes.
Steven Crowder
The hallowed halls of West Point. I don't know. How do I gotta. I gotta turn on your computer and. Isn't it interesting? Two searches, nothing. And then in just record time, once he had the receipt. Yeah, yeah, I'm attributing motive in this case. That's where I am. This is an indictment of leadership. It's an indictment of our institutions. It's an indictment. This is what the election was about. And you are not an extremist. And I won't. You can label me whatever you want. I will tell you I'm not an extremist. In thinking that we need to disband the FBI, the CIA and fundamentally overhaul it. And you know what? Now let's add the desk jockeys in the military. Hey, if we start looking, maybe here is a good place to start. With the $500 billion in annual fraud vaporized money that we talked about yesterday. $500 billion gone, huh? Well, seems to me that shouldn't some of this money go to a system that you can search like, I don't know any other employment system. And here's something else too. The people who, you know, whose opinion should maybe matter. The soldiers who served with Hegseth, a number of them signed a letter resoundingly endorsing Hegseth. Letter from my guys now has 90 signatures. Thank you, brothers. Honored, humbled and motivated. And you know what? This is why they want weak men. This is why the left, when I say they bitches about patriarchy. Because good men band together with other good men and that strength that they're afraid of. They want men who hide in the nooks and crannies, who keep those in power anonymous, who obfuscate and do so under the guise of journalistic ethics. Also funny coincidence though, one of the signatories is named George Floyd. So you know St. George.
Dave Landau
Yeah, helping from the grave. He voted yes.
Steven Crowder
He did. Yes, he did. By the way, that Chinese national in Michigan still in the voter rolls.
Dave Landau
Really good for him.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. So you know, we'll get to it when we get to it. Free and fair. And none of this happens by the way we talk about mug club undercover and the great work that they do. These people actually have experience in investigative journalism. None of it happens without you. Click that button right there just below us just to join Rumble Premium Mug club is Rumble Premium. You now get the co branded mug of Rumble Premium Mug Club. We really appreciate this is what we were always moving toward. And you get everything ad free. You get this show 100% more each day. You get the Friday show. You get Nick DePaolo, Mr. Guns and Gear. Now you have Dr. Disrespect. There you have barstool sports. They are adding more and more. It's a one stop shop. And by the way, to creators out there, the water is warm. I don't know if you know this, but the tip jars out there, the systems that be they'll boot you. They've done it to us and they've done it to other conservatives. Even though you think they'll kill you last. And we also have a video for those who are mug Club members. How to connect your account to Just switch it over to Rumble Premium. You don't need to go off site anymore. Just keep watching. Which brings us to this next segment that I'm excited about because I know I spent a lot of time land to the north, unfortunately, and it's a silly place. The prime minister is just the pits. It's time for no Canada. Yesterday in just be ready. In the greatest display of national leadership fagotry that I have seen, Justin Trudeau condemned the American people for something. Something. Not voting. Voting for vagina. Oh, sorry. Right clip. But I bet you he doesn't drink beer on weekdays. Here's the Trudeau clip now. It shouldn't be that way.
Gerald Morgan
It wasn't supposed to be that way.
Steven Crowder
We were supposed to be on a steady, if difficult sometimes march towards progress. And yet, just a few weeks ago, the inside United States voted for a second time to not elect its first woman president. Everywhere, women's rights and women's progress is under attack overtly and subtly. But I want you to know that I am and always will be a proud feminist. You will always have an ally.
Gerald Morgan
And in my government.
Steven Crowder
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Trudeau. Save some punani for the rest.
Dave Landau
What women want.
Steven Crowder
Boy, talk about white knighting. I will forever be a feminist. Give up your seat. Well, no.
Dave Landau
Yeah. I thought he was going to say, and I am transitioning to be the first female prime minister. Is he the first female prime minister of Canada?
Steven Crowder
I don't know. Certainly be the first female Castro prime minister of Canada. And then in just a display of silliness, the Ottawa premier, Doug Ford said that he was. He talked about energy because that's really the only value that Canada brings to the world. Let's be honest. That he was going to punish the United States and Donald Trump their tariffs by basically hijacking Canada's energy exports. Oh, and the last thing was Olivia Gondak. It says that I wanted to eat her P And Olivia Gondag. I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home.
Gerald Morgan
What about drinking and driving?
Steven Crowder
Mayor? What about. You would never do that. Ho, ho, ho. You're a white guy now.
Dave Landau
Ooh.
Steven Crowder
And then see, same thing with Kavanaugh. Hegseth. And by the way, he obviously did make some missteps. Rob Ford. But they go, what about. What am I drinking? What about, oh, now we move on to the next thing. It doesn't matter. Stop apologizing. You're imperfect. I'm imperfect. It doesn't. Pete Hegseth is imperfect. Donald Trump is imperfect. You're not, you're not dealing crap and stabbing record executives and potentially trafficking children. Not all of those are coming from one person. By the way, that was actually Rob Ford. I apologize. The brother. And by the way, the better brother, if you can believe it, compared to the Ottawa premier, Doug Ford, who said this, as I, as I mentioned to the prime minister, the rest of the premiers, we.
Podcast Summary: Louder with Crowder
Episode: 🔴 Trump is Time's Person of the Year & The Deep State Fails at Smearing Pete Hegseth
Release Date: December 12, 2024
Timestamp: [00:00 - 05:32]
Steven Crowder opens the episode with festive greetings, acknowledging various holidays and setting a lighthearted tone. The hosts briefly engage in casual banter about Bible stories and humorous anecdotes, including interactions with a guest named Mr. Firestein.
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Timestamp: [18:13 - 21:52]
The hosts delve into the news that Donald Trump has been named Time's Person of the Year. They discuss the significance of this selection, comparing it to past choices like Hitler, and critique the media's portrayal of influential figures. Crowder highlights how Time's cover design subtly conveys messages, drawing parallels to previous editions that featured Kamala Harris with a halo.
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Timestamp: [06:03 - 10:37]
Crowder critiques a video released by CNN featuring Clarissa Ward, alleging it to be staged and resembling "professional wrestling." He questions the authenticity of the footage showing Ward discovering a prisoner of the Assad regime, suggesting it lacks credibility.
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Timestamp: [44:31 - 58:20]
The hosts discuss the allegations against Pete Hegseth, including rumors about his drinking problem and claims of not being accepted into West Point. Crowder argues that these accusations are part of a broader smear campaign orchestrated by corrupt institutions, including the intelligence agencies and media. They emphasize the importance of trusting institutions and present evidence, such as Hegseth's acceptance letter, to debunk the false claims.
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Timestamp: [23:53 - 32:36]
Crowder addresses recent civil lawsuits alleging that Jay Z sexually assaulted a minor alongside Sean "Diddy" Combs. He scrutinizes the timing of the allegations and Jay Z's past, including his relationship with Beyoncé and previous legal troubles. The discussion extends to media favoritism towards influential figures and the reluctance to hold powerful individuals accountable.
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Timestamp: [37:54 - 43:02]
The episode covers FBI Director Christopher Wray's resignation, attributing it to deep-state influences and criticism from Donald Trump. Crowder criticizes the FBI's handling of various scandals, including the Russia collusion narrative and the Hunter Biden laptop controversy, portraying the agency as biased and corrupt.
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Timestamp: [60:40 - 64:19]
In a satirical segment, Crowder criticizes Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Ottawa Premier Doug Ford. He mocks Trudeau's comments on women's rights and Ford's energy policies, portraying Canadian leadership as ineffective and out of touch.
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Timestamp: Interspersed Throughout
Throughout the episode, Crowder and his co-hosts intermittently promote Rumble Premium and other merchandise. They humorously integrate these promotions into the conversation, maintaining their signature comedic style.
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Timestamp: [58:20 - End]
Crowder wraps up the episode by reiterating his distrust of institutional authorities and emphasizing the importance of questioning media narratives. He encourages listeners to verify information independently and remain skeptical of conflicting reports from established entities.
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Overall Insights and Conclusions:
Media Skepticism: The hosts consistently express distrust towards mainstream media, intelligence agencies, and governmental institutions, labeling them as biased and corrupt.
Defense of Public Figures: Figures like Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are defended against what the hosts perceive as unfounded allegations and smear campaigns.
Promotion of Alternative Platforms: The episode serves as a platform to promote Rumble Premium, positioning it as an alternative to mainstream content providers.
Humorous Interludes: The conversation is interspersed with comedic elements and satirical segments, maintaining an engaging and entertaining flow.
Final Note: This summary captures the primary discussions and sentiments expressed during the episode, providing a comprehensive overview for those who haven't listened to the podcast.