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10th Annual Halloween Spooktacular: Reacting to the 69 Gayest Horror Movies of All Time
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Sam Click Rumble Premium and join now for 99 annually or 9.99amonth to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content creators and free speech subject for today. Oh well, when I don't have headphones on, I. I don't hear it as much. Welcome to the 10th annual Halloween Spooktacular. Billy, you have a sound for it. Something spooky and actually last year, last year was the first year that we didn't do it. Yeah. And so it made its way out of our calendar and then she's like, oh my gosh, we gotta do the Halloween. It's the 10th one. The 10th one. So welcome. Of course. Don't show em yet. What the hell's the matter with you? Hey, you know what we need to find. We used to have an old kind of. I guess you call it just title screen of. I think it was me dressed as an Indian going beep. Yeah. And we lost it. All right, so Spooktacker, by the way, costume contest. You can still. I think we're still taking final submissions. You can send them in. Send them to me at X and you win a whole schwag bag and lock of Gerald's hair, which by the way is. It's pretty sparse now because we had to wax him for his costume. So come on. Yep, today, Halloween spirit. I am I guess here, Mr. Maryland, in alligator Alcatraz, as you well see. Show them the alligator Alcatraz, tool man. There you go. Yeah, yeah. Spare no expense. And then I'm going to introduce, by the way, we are wide on YouTube for a little bit because we want everyone to know that, you know, you guys can submit your costumes and. Yeah, then we're just going to be taking your costumes, taking your chat. A lot of things to get to today. A couple of things. Abuguzalasha Boogamoo. She's gone. She just ducked out of an interview. And then we have an article from. What is it? Out magazine. Them. Them? Yeah, it's Them magazine. It sounds like a horror film. And that's. Anyway, it's not good. They wrote 69 queer horror film character why your favorite Halloween movie is gay. And here's the thing, they make some presumptions that are incredibly homophobic. So we're going to just they Them. Remember that letter from. Where was it from that I read a while back? I don't remember. Was it Jamaica? Sounds right. I don't know. Oh no, it was a guy in New York, I believe that was getting deported. He got Deported to Jamaica. And we couldn't stop laughing. That's pretty much what we're gonna do with this, because it's really, really bad. And then we have the scariest tale of all, of course, is feminism. All right, question. What are you dressing up as for Halloween? We'll take some Halloween chats. Time for the costumes and set. Captain CEO. Mr. Morgan, what are you wearing? I am a fire hydrant, but in la. Oh, my word. That is. I did not sign off on that. It's not necessary. At. It threw me off because it's an American flag back there. It's not on fire. And then he is going to be. Friday, November 7th, Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Then Saturday, November 8th, Bricktown Comedy Club in Oklahoma City. Not Firestein on X. And. Well, who. First off, who is that with you? That is not a king. No, we have no kings. Oh, very nice. Yeah, I wanted to make sure. Fun. Royalty. Royalty free over here. And then who are you wearing? I am Marco Rufio Rubio. Rubio. Rubio. Very nice. Mvp, for sure. And of course, over there at the. The edit bay is the Gaza Strip Club. That one's pretty. Yeah. Just put yourself up full screen so people can enjoy it. Or bouncers. Yeah, yeah. Noodles looks like a terrorist blues brother. You can't separate him from his whiteness, so. Well, the President has said multiple times that I'm the pan. Now, is that. Is that. That's not a bad review. At first, I thought you were doing Sean Astin in 50 First Dates. You guys give me a hard time. My ears aren't that big. My hands aren't that. It's a little Sean Astin in 50 First Dates. He's got a little bit of a list. Marco Rubio. I support the President. Yeah. Hey, you want to go, tough guy? Mr. Marilyn. Yep. Give a round of applause to everyone here who'll put this together. Last minute, very fun. And it's always a good time, so. Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot. This is the least favorite part of the Producers on our spooktacular, because first up, ice is actually getting in on the Halloween spirit by dressing up their cars. So I call this first story the Tale of the Ice Haunting. I was supposed to do it. Oh, that's right. I thought I was. Got it all over my hands. Well, I got it on my hands. I'm gonna do it. Go on, Ed. And he's contractually obligated to do that every single time. Yeah, it's in the contract. I signed it back In. And this, by the way, is my custom cappuccino. I use it cuz I get baby powder on that. Okay, let me just set this up one more time so we can do this right. I call this the tale of the ice Haun. Oh, look at that. They got a Mexican flag on their car. That's fun. Oh, these have a Mexican flag on their car. Look at that. Beautiful. Beautiful. You mad beautiful, but you love that flag. I think that. Where is Bonita? Here it comes. By the way, that song slaps. It still works. It still is. Yeah. Dude, perfect timing with the smash into the concrete. No covers needed, by the way. No. People may say I lack empathy with that one. I do so a little bit. If this is how they're catching Mexicans, just think about how they're catching Indians right now with the H1 date. Well, yeah, that makes. Is it filled with feces? And if they're operating on stereotypes, which often are based in truth, then we have a suggestion for catching Haitians. I think they can. Yeah, that could. Yeah, There you go. Yeah. First I thought it was going to be some dirt cookies. Let's send them to a farm upstate. Yeah, just a trail of dirt cookies. Yeah, yeah. They'll follow them like Scooby Doo villain dinner. Scooby Doo. I guess. Well, I guess that would be. With. There would be multiple chat. Is referring to it as the Migrant Mash. Ah, the Migrant Mash. It was a border smash. The Hondurans were having fun. The Nicaraguans had just begun deport the rest. Nice. Carol looks hilarious in a dancing fire hydra. Kind of like a ketchup bottle. He does. Yeah, he does a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. We're like, I don't know what to do with them right now. There isn't. Because we know that Gavin Newsom, some of his advisors watch this because they also, you know, they work at Media Matters. And he's just watching us going, shit. All right, before we talk about Halloween villains, actually we need to check in on another villain, Zoran Mamdani. Oh, it's Sauron Momdani. It's the eye of Sauron. I get it. Sauron. I was so used to saying Zoron. It's so close that I messed it up. Yeah. Well, I call this actually the tale of I made a mistake. But we're going to admonish Gerald anyway. Yes. Nice. By the way, my iPad is unusable. Yeah. Glad we have that backup. Yeah, I left it on the suit. Sorry, wardrobe people. So we have a few stories to get to it again. We're just wide on YouTube for a very short period of time. It is Halloween. A lot going on, and funny enough, we may be bombing Venezuela as we're live on air. So it'll be yet another time where I'm wearing a ridiculous outfit. For serious breaking news, whenever we have to reference the first time the world saw Hunter Biden's laptop, it's me as Marty McFly. Yes. Set. And I would have it, Doc. I'd have it. No. Whoa. Eminem is on a pecker. Wow. So I don't know why it's back to Scooby Doo. It's too bad you're not Mr. Venezuela. No. No. Well, I don't know. Are there misters? Because Ms. Venezuela. They do. All right. No, Mr. Venezuela is just a baseball player. Is that what. I don't know anything about sports. So first we have to check in. Actually, I forgo. We have to check in before we get to the new stories of the day, the much sought after Epstein files. Well, we actually have them right here in studio. And so. Yeah, you get nothing. No, it's a binder. That's pretty interesting. Part 1. It's hard for me because I'm trying to laugh and not spill whatever this is. All right, so I call this. I think this is the ashes of my grandmother. This first segment is the tale of three stories in the news. First one is President Trump welcomed some trick or treaters to the White House. And he has a bit. And you know what? He appreciates a good callback because he did the same bit as he's done before. See if he can catch it. Does that get a toilet? Yes. Wide load. Toilet. Toilet. Is this a great country? Like, it's just. It's fun. The girl's like, hey, Candy. Mr. President. Ow was that kid Sully? How did she know the outfit Melania was going to wear? She matched it perfectly. Predictable. My wife is dressed as a hot person. Oh, no. Oh, my gosh. You know, this kid's dad was like, do this. We're going to get time with the president. He's going to love this. No, no, watch up top. Look, he taps the head like, you know, he's watching him go. I love how the kid like, no, no. He taps his head like, you know the drill. This is what we do on Halloween. If you have a. A flathead, I put a candy bar on it. Because he did the same thing in 2019, I think. Oh, are your hands sticky from all the. Nailed it. Yeah. From the strip club. EW and she does it, too. She's like, I'll get in a minute. Where the can it go? Oh, he put it on your head. The kid's just looking around. What the. What the hell? He has no idea we have those costumes here. That kid doesn't know what's going on. He can't hear because he has the inflation mechanism motor in there. Yeah, he just. He just thought he got gypped by the president for candy. Well, he didn't like my minions costume. He's like, the president doesn't like me. But he will be telling that story for the rest of his life. And we have some more stories to get to. But if you're watching on YouTube, hey, look. Go to Rumble. You can click that button to join Rumble Premium. If you're watching on Rumble, today is a love letter to. To the OG Mug club Rumble Premium members. We're going for the full hour and, yeah, costume contest. We're going to reveal the winner. It's time we actually. We don't. We only get to. We put in so much work. So much. For once a year. So I guess I get to say this for the first time in, gosh, a long time. YouTube. Piss off. It.