Adios & Ni Hao: Trump Sends Abrego Garcia to Africa But Welcomes 600K Chinese to America

Summary

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Episode Overview

Episode Title: Adios & Ni Hao: Trump Sends Abrego Garcia to Africa But Welcomes 600K Chinese to America
Date: August 26, 2025
Host: Steven Crowder (and co-hosts Gerald and Josh)
Podcast: Louder with Crowder

This episode dives into three headline stories:

• The controversial deportation of alleged human trafficker Abrego Garcia from the U.S., not to El Salvador but to Uganda
• President Trump’s policy announcement to allow 600,000 Chinese students into the U.S.
• Recent events in Scotland involving self-defense laws and the cultural response to personal protection

Crowder and team use their trademark irreverent, mocking style to address media narratives, question political decisions, and emphasize themes of personal responsibility, self-defense, and skepticism toward mainstream reporting.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Comedic Banter & Cultural Critique

[00:00–05:00]

• Opening jokes about credit card debt (satirizing millennials/Gen Z overspending).
• Crowder frames the show's main question: “Should I put a scope on my six-inch Colt Python?” (tongue-in-cheek gun talk).
• Satirizes modern fitness advice, mocking the idea that “violence never solves anything”— “I'd say at least a nine [out of ten],” (A, 04:30).

2. Fitness Culture and Media Hypocrisy

[06:30–14:00]

• Roasts a viral TikTok video of a girl eating large quantities of Harry Potter–themed donuts (“Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone!”—A, 08:09).
• Critiques mainstream acceptance of unhealthy lifestyles versus the vilification of fitness and discipline, referencing a New York Times article questioning RFK Jr.’s fitness challenge (“They choose to vilify excellence. … Fatness is healthy. Gender is a social construct.” —A, 12:59).
• “If there was a pill that gave you the benefits of resistance training..., it would be the most popular pill on earth. Just requires 30 minutes twice a week. Try it. New York Times — complain about that.” —A, 19:50

Three Key Fitness Principles for Listeners

[16:41–21:20]

• Progressive overload: “...increase the weight. If you squatted 200 lbs last week... do 205, 210... The human body will not adapt unless it’s forced to.” —A, 16:47
• Henneman Size Principle: “Unless you are close to failure, straining, your body will... never recruit those [strongest] motor neurons.” —A, 17:30
• Mechanical tension: “There’s no substitute for the amount of weight, the amount of force... placed on your muscles.” —A, 18:38

3. Violence, Self-Defense & European Crime

[21:44–37:00]

• Criticizes the arrest of a Scottish girl for carrying a knife and hatchet for self-defense, arguing rising crime justifies armed protection.
• Cites statistics of increased sex crimes attributed to migrants in the UK and the criminalization of self-defense:
  “If you are not free to defend yourself, you are less free than tribes in the third world. … That’s a God-given right.” —A, 25:10

Jeff Cooper Quote

“If violent crime is to be curbed, it is only the intended victim who can do it. … What [the felon] must be taught to fear is his victim.” —Crowder quoting Cooper (33:07)

• Argues progressive ideology in Europe makes citizens more afraid of defending themselves than of crime itself.
• Makes call for better immigration screening and widespread arming for self-protection, especially women and marginalized groups:
  “How can you complain about rape culture and not enable women with every fiber of your being to carry firearms… The good old rape problem solver from Samuel Colt.” —A, 34:27

4. Reddit & Left-wing Critique

[35:01–39:00]

• Segment “Reddit Retards”: Reads and mocks Reddit comments that conflate American self-defense laws with backwardness.
• Highlights disconnect: Progressives see the actual right to self-defense as controversial, and Crowder calls out this worldview as dangerous and absurd.

5. Trump’s Policy on Chinese Students

[41:40–53:55]

• Plays Trump’s own words expressing support for allowing 600,000 Chinese students, then Commerce Secretary Lutnick’s explanation that U.S. universities economically depend on them.

• Panel is incredulous:

  "You're saying the bottom 10-15% of colleges... exist only if we import smart people from another country and we should make sure they stay in existence." —C, 45:47
  "This plan would double the amount of Chinese students in the United States... 277,000 now, soon to be 600,000." —A, 45:49

• Extensive rundown of examples of Chinese students engaged in espionage, election interference, and technology theft.

• “Every single Chinese student is a potential... spy. … They were forced by their government to report…” —A, 46:07

• Mocks Democratic naiveté and U.S. universities' silence/compliance for money:

  “What good could possibly come of this? … I don’t understand this policy at all.” —A, 50:34

• Cites Chris Chappelle (“China Uncensored”): Most U.S. universities suppress anti-CCP speech to keep Chinese tuition dollars.

6. Update: Abrego Garcia, Media Lies & Deportation

[54:03–61:18]

• Mocks media portrayal of Kilmar Abrego Garcia as a “poor Maryland father” wrongfully deported, when evidence indicates he was a human trafficker and gang affiliate.

• Plays Trump’s response:

  “He beat the hell out of his wife. His wife is afraid to even talk about him. … We have that under control.” —Trump, [56:46]

• Clarifies timeline: Garcia was ruled deportable in 2019; deported in 2025; returned for trial in Tennessee; released and re-apprehended, now to be deported to Uganda.

• Denounces the media’s framing: “...kind of take this in for a second. Abrego Garcia chose to plead not guilty and opted to be sent to Uganda instead of Costa Rica...” —A, 59:38

• Refutes defense objections about Uganda with facts: “Their official language is English... and you would believe that if you saw him pretending yesterday... [but] here he is speaking English in police bodycam footage...” —A, 61:18

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On fitness challenges vs. unhealthy lifestyle:

  “If someone consumes a dozen Harry Potter donuts, it’s guaranteed to go wrong.” —A, 11:34

• On self-defense and the state of Europe:

  “That’s not a free people. If you are not free to defend yourself, you are less free than tribes in the third world...” —A, 25:07

• On progressive attitudes toward self-defense:

  “The only controversial part is that we view it as legal to protect yourself with a weapon. … What about the Syrian migrant with a raging erection in an alleyway at 3am? I think that’s somewhat controversial.” —A, 36:12

• On Trump’s China student policy:

  “This doesn’t make any sense at all... This is classic Donald Trump? No, classic Donald Trump is shooting for the moon and then coming back a little bit and getting exactly what he wanted... This doesn’t make any sense at all.” —C, 45:07

• On human trafficking and media narratives:

  “There were many other options, like not trafficking humans.” —A, 59:35

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:00–05:00 – Opening Banter, Gun Jokes, Vacation Humor
• 06:30–14:00 – Donut Challenge, Fitness/Health Satire
• 14:00–21:00 – Crowder’s Three Essential Fitness Tips
• 21:44–33:00 – Scottish Crime, Self-Defense, Progressive Politics in Europe
• 33:07 – (Jeff Cooper Quote) On Self-Defense
• 35:01–39:00 – Reddit Leftist Critique
• 41:40–53:55 – Trump’s Policy on Chinese Students, Espionage Risks
• 54:03–61:18 – Abrego Garcia Deportation Timeline and Media Narrative

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Tone and Style

The show maintains its trademark blend of brash humor, hyperbole, blunt commentary on current events, and skepticism toward progressive orthodoxy in media and politics. The panel routinely uses mockery, impressions, and rapid-fire banter to make their points, with Crowder providing both comedic and ideological through-lines.

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This summary is designed for listeners who want an in-depth understanding of the episode’s content without sitting through the full broadcast, preserving the energy and rhetoric of the original.

Transcript

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Welcome to the lineup. Live on Rumble, weekdays 9:00am Eastern to 7:00pm and of course, we're here every day, Monday through Friday, 11am Eastern. You don't need to change that dial. It is a collection or collective, I guess, of independent minded broadcasters, entertainers, journalists under one roof. We don't have to agree on everything because no one does. But your support is what makes it happen. We appreciate it. Hey, we have a lot to get to welcome, by the way, viewers from Vince Bongino, army, that whole thing. The New York Times hates you if you're fit. Did you know that? But more importantly, the Maryland man, I'm sorry, Abrego Garcia, known human trafficker. Allegedly. He's not going to El Salvador. He came back stateside. The good news is we fixed the mistake and he's going to Uganda. The media has everything about this wrong. Now you may be upset at this, but I'm just gonna front load this for you. President Trump, this administration on allowing 600,000 Chinese students here in the United States. That's wrong. Everything about that is wrong. And I'm hoping it was just a misspeak. I don't know what they're thinking. Also, Scotland is basically no longer a thing because you can't carry around a hatchet. And what's the world coming to when you just can't carry a good hatchet with you folks? But my question for you today is, should I put a scope on my 6 inch Colt Python? I have this revolver that I just think it would be really cool. It's very selfish of me to ask, but you tell me what you think. Onto the show.

[B]

Yeah, that looks good. Can you make that a little bigger?

[A]

Hey, Josh. What are you doing?

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Just reviewing sketches for tomorrow's show.

[A]

Yeah, but why do you look like a 50 year old lady who went on a Carnival cruise? I just got back from the Caribbean.

[B]

I thought it looked cool.

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I thought your vacation was to California.

[B]

Yeah, that was last month. See, I just got back from the Caribbean this weekend. Next week's Dublin.

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No, no, no. Dublin.

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Yeah.

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That's a nine hour flight for a weekend.

[B]

Well, actually there's a two to three hour layover in Orlando, so it ends up being like 11:12 hours. I get there, I go to the pub, I have enough time for one beer before they close, touch some grass and then I head back the next morning.

[A]

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[B]

Yes, credit card companies are crazy.

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No, it's not credit card companies. You're putting it on your card. That's why you were crying a lot over your credit. Is this.

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Yeah. It's anyone's guess, really.

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No, it's no one's guess. There's no guessing. There's no guessing. This is exactly what is happening. It's why you were crying about your credit is you're putting all these lavish vacations on your credit card, ergo your credit shot.

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Well, one love, man.

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That's what I know. Ugh. Good. What? That's a weird good. That's like when someone says, no yes or yes yes. No? Hey, I do have another question for you. On a scale from 1 to 10, contrary to what we've been told, how often and how effectively does violence solve problems? I'd say at least a nine.

[C]

A minimum.

[A]

@ minimum.

[C]

At least.

[A]

Well, they tell you, like, violence never solved anything. What? Wrong. What does that even mean?

[B]

How did we get here?

[A]

That's like slow and steady wins the race. That makes sense. No sense. And Usain Bolt should fire his trainer. Captain Morgan, CEO. How are you? Well.

[C]

How are you?

[A]

I'm doing well. All right.

[C]

No scope.

[A]

Yeah, you asked us.

[B]

No scope.

[A]

I didn't ask you. No, I didn't ask.

[C]

I'm relaying what chat.

[A]

Not everything is about you.

[C]

I was relaying what chat said. We got some yeses.

[A]

All right, we got some yeses. And Friday, Saturday, September 26th, 27th at Cap City Comedy Club in Austin, Texas. A long time ago, I was told that I would not be invited back there, but it was because of a complaint. Back when Austin was a. Before everyone knew what Austin was, it was a hippie city. And I got in trouble for some jokes. But I understand it's actually a really fun place now. Cap city comedy club, Mr. Josh Firestein.

[B]

You gonna come with me?

[A]

I'm not going to come with you.

[B]

Come on, dude.

[A]

We'll eat chicken tenders and you really are overselling this. Chicken tenders. Maybe some fish sticks, dipping sauce.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, we'll smoke in the green room.

[A]

Ah, okay. Well, wait, what.

[C]

What will you smoke in the green room?

[B]

Cigars, obviously.

[A]

Sure. You know, Louis C. Comes around then. You're smoking a pole now. Hey, this is one of those things. And what we're about to run into here is a generation of people where no one just said, don't do that. There's an entire generation of people where they didn't have anyone around them going, yeah, don't. And that's how you end up with this TikTok influencer who is showing off the eating styles of Harry Potter themed donuts. And I just. It just wasn't a good idea. This is what I'm eating for lunch. We got the new Harry Potter donuts from ice cream. But first we're gonna start with an original glaze. Oh. Oh, my gosh. She didn't even chew. Two, three.

[B]

How are you not married?

[A]

Four, one. Five left to eat. That doesn't even make it better flavor. That's just. You're just mocking God, now you can.

[B]

Lick your hands now.

[A]

So good.

[B]

Put some peanut butter in between or something.

[A]

Clogged heart is just lamenting this. That's a huge. Hey, come on now.

[B]

Hey, now.

[C]

Ice water. It's gonna be.

[A]

Well, at least she's hydrated. It's very important. Yeah, when consuming 1400 calories.

[B]

Yeah. She opts it out of the milk. That's good.

[C]

Jeez.

[A]

So I guess with the clip we didn't go through, she was going through the Harry Potter themed stuff.

[B]

Yeah, I thought she would have eaten.

[A]

Those too, but she did. There's the Krispy Kreme, Slytherin, the Ravenclaw, the Hufflepuff, the Griffin. She eats eight glazed donuts, 190 calories each. Wow. For lunch.

[B]

Oh, my lunch.

[A]

The Harry Potter donuts. The special donuts. 325 calories per donut, and she eats a bunch.

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I got to see these things.

[A]

Yeah, it's. It's just. Look, guys, here's the thing. We do have to get back to the point of. Hey, this isn't good. Hey, this is not healthy. Hey, you know what? You probably shouldn't do this. But instead we're told that all lifestyles, all choices are just as valid as the next choice. And. Oh my God, Snap has to pay for Coca Cola. That's how we get there. It's the Harry Potter and the kidney stone is what she's eating.

[B]

Harry Potter and the order of chicken strips. Yes, she had for dinner.

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Her enemy is he whose name shall not be spoken. Her cardiologist. You won't.

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I bet her favorite professor was Professor Dumbledore.

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Dash. All right, today I'm gonna teach you the spell of Aloha Mama. Oh my God.

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Her death spell is a fatter coincidentally also mine.

[A]

So, I mean, it's like the Jokers. An entire box of donuts. Just. God.

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A pencil would have been helpful.

[A]

Eat some roughage something. She would have been better off consuming an entire wicker swing set. Now listen, I'm actually surprised that it's.

[C]

Not more calories to eat one of those donuts. Well, it's a lot, but I'm just.

[B]

Saying I thought that 325 is quite a bit.

[C]

The Harry Potter ones.

[A]

Yeah. So she eats four of those and then she eats eight normal donuts.

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It's not a good meal.

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Several thousand calories. And does this come. Here's the thing. Fat check through. If you wanna buy a pack of cigarettes today in Canada, you have to literally look at an exposed cancer riddled lung. We all know that smoking isn't good for you. Okay, I think people have gone too far the other way. They vilified it to the groome where this is like the boogeyman. Well, this is every bit as harmful as smoking. Does this come with a warning? You know when you talk about Big Brother, right. Government, they want you. Hey, by the way, don't try this.

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At home or you'll become a Big brother. They should have a warning on the.

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Side of donut boxes that have a.

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Guy on the ground who can't get up.

[A]

Yes, in a free willy hammock. They're breaking down his wall.

[C]

This will make you fat.

[A]

You expect to hear the theme from Jackass before she starts?

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I don't know the theme.

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I'm whatever her name is. And this is Coronary.

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Now I'm Draco Mouthful and this is Donut Box.

[A]

I don't know all the Harry Potter references that's about as far as I.

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Well, I'm a dork.

[A]

Yeah, well, you guys show Josh you love him and don't do that at home. So.

[B]

Neville Diarrhea Bott.

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Here's the thing. Some people will get mad and they'll say, come on, that's mean. I understand. I understand why you feel that way. But I hope you understand why it's necessary evil when you understand now that the New York Times wrote an entire article. I don't want to say condemning, but complaining. About the fitness challenge that you saw from RFK Jr. And Pete Hegseth. Here's a refresher. The challenge is to do 100 push ups and 50 pull ups in any order you want to in under 10 minutes. We hope Americans will take this challenge.

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And you'll pass it along so that.

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We'Re ready to be fit the way we need to to be healthy and to have a healthy fighting force. Go get.

[C]

Let's make America healthy.

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Amen. I do like how Pete Hegseth closed it out.

[C]

Always clear my throat when I hear that guy talking.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What?

[B]

He tried to say yes.

[A]

So, okay, look, that would seem positive, right? It's a fitness challenge. Just to be clear, they're not advocating that that's how you should train, Right? You train for an event. This is an event. Well, the New York Times decided that they didn't like that challenge very much. Here's the headline. 100 push ups and 50 pull ups in under 10 minutes. What could go wrong? I'm sure a lot could go wrong, but if someone consumes a dozen Harry Potter donuts, it's guaranteed to go wrong.

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It's true very quickly.

[A]

So it's about picking the wrong boogeyman.

[B]

That lady does the fitness cream in my mouth.

[A]

Ew. Fitness box of donuts in my gullet. So here's the subheading from New York Times. Fitness experts caution against jumping into a difficult routine suggested by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. And Pete Hegseth.

[C]

Oh, yes, let's not do anything difficult in life.

[A]

I get it. You shouldn't just jump in and do something if you're nowhere close to doing it. You have to work up. I understand that. But when you just look at who the left chooses to vilify, they choose to vilify excellence. They choose to vilify discipline. They choose to vilify to whatever varying degree. Stick to it. Iveness. And they choose to pray all bodies are beautiful. Everyone can be healthy at any weight. By the way, you know what's not healthy? Jumping into a fitness challenge. That's the point. And by the way, it's also selective because they're talking about, hey, hey, don't do this. It could be dangerous. Not one word about Mamdani's incredibly dangerous. Worst form ever on the bench press that he couldn't even do. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. Yeah, let me get one more. Let me get one. Let me get the leg flailing around. Let me get three.

[C]

He said no.

[A]

Two.

[C]

Two's enough.

[A]

Yeah, the spotter's getting tired. Yeah. I would argue that fake bench pressing a weight that you've never pressed once in your life with horrible form is more dangerous than attempting a body weight circuit for time.

[B]

How dangerous is that? Doing push ups and pull ups? I mean, what's the worst that can happen? You don't complete it.

[A]

Yes, you can hurt your shoulders doing pull ups. Sure, you can hurt, but that is guaranteed snap city. If someone goes, oh, mom, Donnie did it. As though they would be inspired. I mean, it's fictitious, but the point is the left they will call good evil and evil good. Fitness is bad, discipline is bad. The strenuous life. Masculinity is bad, Obesity is beautiful. Fatness is healthy. Gender is a social construct. And we do actually want to help you here. So I also understand, look, people can try things at home and people can do them improperly. So yesterday we went into our jacked up fitness gym, right? They're a sponsor of the show. Just to show you how awful the bench press was from Amdani and give you a couple of tips. If you're going to do it at home, there's a safe way and there's an unsafe way. And it doesn't need to be complicated. We'll get this question a lot. Hey, where do I start? I'm going to give you three key facts after so you can create a program at home to train and be fit and strong for the rest of your life. And it doesn't need to take more than two times a week. 30 minutes. You can quote me on it. Try it. But first, let's show the proper form. And you are about to be enraged at the natural God given Samson like strength that Gerald enjoys and many of you completely took for granted.

[C]

I'm not saying I'm gonna like dominate.

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It, but you're sure you can do it? Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. Think like how much more weight you can lift with a machine. You're trying to get it as Close to a machine as possible, as stable as you can get it. Now, if you're doing weird stuff for, like, bodybuilding stuff, sometimes you want to make lighter weight feel heavier. But if you're just trying to bench as much as possible safely, it's get everything as stable as sucked in as tight. Now, now, don't rely on slapping God in the face by being born with supernatural strength and benching with horrible form. But you want to grab a grip that's comfortable that allows you to still bring your elbows in tight. It might be a little bit higher, depending where you are. So that way I'm not see doing this. It's kind of hard for me to do that because my butt is already firmly wedged in and it's creating a natural arch now, not a crazy high arch. Like you're not trying to break your spine. Bring your chest up to the bottom. Sucks. Stupid workout. Without kipping, you do want to do kind of a motion. It's sort of like a c. So if you come around from the side, when you pull up, you sort of want to come up and bring your chest to the bar. Put your head through. Head through. So I'm availing my breasts to the bar. We all know we're gonna get roasted and heckled for showing anything with this. The fact that Mamdani didn't. He was blissfully unaware that he should be embarrassed. That's the offensive part. It is truly offensive, and I don't use that word very often.

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And Mamdani didn't even avail his breasts to the bar.

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He didn't.

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No.

[A]

Mm.

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Mm.

[A]

And I was very disappointed.

[B]

I'm glad you did that.

[A]

Point your breasts at me now. Nice. It's a squatting cue. Best way to follow, by the way, is to download the Rumble app. Follow me there. Don't be beholden to some YouTube, some social algorithm. And if you want us to do more videos on this and basic training advice, let us know. We can do it there on Rumble Premium for Mud Club members. I'm going to give you three tips that are inescapable. By the way, we meant to do this as a three in three. You can go download those podcasts. Three key facts in three minutes or less. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wrong clip. Yeah. Three key facts in three minutes or less. We've done Department of Education. We've done the Constitution. We've done gun crime. I don't know if we ever got around to this, so I guess I'll do it right now. If you want to be healthy, you want to be strong. Now I get it. Doing the Murph Challenge, that's a challenge, right? That's not training. So you shouldn't train that way. You should train to get better at something. Meaning there should be measurable progress. Three key things that are unavoidable. And then you can kind of play around with these. Okay, Number one is progressive overload. What that means is that in order to gain muscle mass or to get stronger, you need to progress in weight or increase repetitions or frequency or sets. The easiest way to do it is control all the variables. When you're starting out, increase the weight. If you squatted £200 last week or last session, do 205, 210 and so forth. Once you max out, you maybe have to play with it a little bit. You won't plateau for a very long time. The human body will not adapt unless it is forced to. Your body is designed to survive, not to thrive, to conserve energy. Brings me to point number two. Tenemann size principle. This is something that no one can get around. I don't know why it's not discussed more often. Think of it this way and you know, you'll see some people, you're like, they've been coming to the gym for 20 years and they look awful. They have no results. It's because they're not challenging themselves. So think of your muscles. Think of your muscle fibers not as a dimmer, which is how we often think, right? Like how much intense, but a light switch. And you have different muscle fibers and you have smaller ones, and then you have more powerful ones. Your body will only flip on the switch to the muscles that it needs when required. If you're jogging, flips on two switches, you're sprinting, it flips on all 10. It's individual switches. Your body deliberately avoids using your strongest, most capable muscles unless it is required. Why? Because it's trying to conserve energy in case you starve. That's Hehnemann size principle. That unless you are close to failure, straining your body will. It will never recruit these muscle fibers. It will never recruit those motor neurons. So progressive overload. Add weight, add repetitions, be close to failure, be close to your limit. And finally, number three is mechanical tension. That means there's no substitute for the amount of weight, the amount of force or load placed on your muscles, on your system, on your joints, during resistance training. You can't get around that. You need to increase that. Your body will not get stronger unless it experiences more mechanical tension. That's how it works. Do that. Follow those three things. You can do low reps if you want. You can do high reps if you want. Just have to be close to failure. Just have to be doing something that's very heavy for you. Do it two times a week. A full body workout. Lift some weights. I recommend free weights. You can do machines. You can do what you want. Three times a week is the maximum. And then move every other day, 30 minutes. Take the dog for a walk. You like tennis, go play tennis. You like swimming, go swim. Lift weights twice a week. Follow those principles. You will be healthier, you will be stronger. If there was a pill that gave you the benefits of resistance training over a lifetime, it would be the most popular pill on earth. Just requires 30 minutes twice a week. Try it. New York Times complain about that. All right.

[C]

By the way, that's exactly what I do. It's about 30 to 45 minutes twice a week. I just do bench, squat and rows. That's it. Well, just because I was trying to just gain some functional strength and everything else.

[A]

And yours takes a little longer because you have to warm up because you're moving three, four plates accidentally.

[C]

That's not true. It's not true.

[A]

It is true.

[B]

It was three plates on each side.

[A]

We saw that. Yeah.

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Why are you ashamed of it?

[C]

Well, I'm not.

[A]

You should be quite proud. Freak.

[C]

Not.

[A]

Yeah, you freak. I don't think, guys, the reason we're able to give Gerald crap is because he could end all of us. He's a freak of nature. He's in his 40s and benched 3:15, six times, by the way. He didn't even warm up properly.

[C]

I thought I did.

[A]

He's like, I'll put a plate on there. He was like, let me go from 135 to 315. Is this a good activity?

[C]

The only place where we bully the.

[B]

Strongest guy in the building.

[A]

Benching £300 makes me happy.

[C]

It does, actually. I felt good.

[A]

Now Gerald is a very, very strong guy. Naturally, I could go the rest of my natural life and probably not be anywhere near as strong as him on the bench. But I can't do pull ups. That's because you haven't done them.

[C]

It's a trade off.

[B]

Yeah. There's only so much muscle weighing you down.

[C]

I don't think it's all muscle.

[A]

You weigh 25 pounds more than me, so that's why it's harder. All right, so next one point is I'm giving you a pat on the back and you're spitting me in the face.

[C]

Oh, thank you very much.

[A]

I appreciate it. Go eat your Harry Potter donuts. Now, moving on to, I guess, an international story. Now, I'll be clear here. We don't have all of the information, so a lot of people are jumping the gun. But the principle here at play and how the left is reacting is very, very telling. And I have said this European has fallen. It's no longer a thing. So this is a viral clip from Dundee, Scotland, showing a young girl who allegedly was approached by a suspected migrant. And you can tell by the voice on camera, it would seem that that checks out. And the outrage from the left is not over. What you would think. Well, it's exactly what you would think, but not what most people would think. Who are sensible. Let's play. Yes, you have a knife. Why are you with us? Those guys moving up on him. That's it, that's it, that's it.

[C]

Traditional Scottish accent from the guy.

[A]

Yes. You disband me. Yeah, yeah, sure. Don't I? So there's some facts coming in. There may have been an altercation with the mom out there and she may have gone out with these weapons and then she was approached by these migrants. But you do hear that one girl, obviously with concern, saying, hey, don't touch her. She's 12. And you see the camera moving up. So we don't have all the information, just to be clear. So I don't want people saying, you have egg on your face. We don't know. What I do know is that that girl has been arrested for being found with a bladed weapon. So you're not allowed to carry a bladed weapon in Scotland. And there are many scenarios where someone absolutely should not only carry a bladed weapon, obviously a hatchet, which is pretty cool too.

[C]

Where'd you get the hatchet from?

[A]

But a gun. The problem here is with people saying, hey, I don't care, until I don't care what facts come in, she can't be carrying that. And let me give you some stats that are already in. These facts are not in dispute. Non Britons, let me tell them over there in the UK, they're 71% more likely to commit sex crimes. Afghans and their ilk are 20 times more likely to commit sex crimes. Rape in the UK is up from 2002. About 12,000. 20, 24. 71,000. Oh, 71,000.

[B]

Sheesh.

[A]

Think about that. So before we get to anything else, we should have no problem with someone carrying a knife. We should have no problem with someone carrying A firearm, assuming they are of legal age. I understand it. But you have girls, by the way, who are being picked up, raped. Just look at Cologne, look what happened on New Year's there. Look at what is happening across. Look at the COVID up of grooming, rape gangs. Yeah, right, Starmer. So you have people who obviously feel very helpless, who feel defenseless before we get there. Hey, how about not instilling a culture of fear in your law abiding citizens for posting mean tweets, memes that are offensive that to them in Europe is more of an affront than someone who might be committing the rape. It's more offensive to them that someone might use a weapon to defend themselves than the reason they may require a weapon in the first place. And I will tell you this, that's not a free people. That is not. If you are not free to defend yourself, you are less free than tribes in the third world. Do you understand that? That's a God given right. It's the most universally recognized God given right to protect yourself, especially if you're a helpless girl. But for some reason in Europe and Reddit, they've lost their way. Scotland has really lost its edge. I think. They're not the same people. The William Wallace freedom moment would be mighty different today. What will you do without freedom? Would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell these migrants that they may take our land, but they can also take, take our 12 year old women and rape them too. We don't want to cause offense. All cultures are equal. It just doesn't ring.

[C]

It just.

[B]

Yeah. It doesn't make you want to fight?

[A]

No, no.

[C]

I'm like, oh, they can take our land.

[A]

Yeah. It almost makes me think that I'm about to be raped repeatedly. Yeah, that's, that's kind of what I'm thinking.

[B]

Which is just part of life.

[A]

It's just part of life. Let me ask you this.

[B]

You get raped in England, it's part of our culture.

[A]

We don't want to offend somebody. Part of growing up. And you see this all the time, right? Hey, if you're walking down the streets of New York or Chicago at the wrong period in time and you go, oh, wait a second, the knockout game is going, oh, wait, I see a gang of people who seem more likely statistically to be participating in said game. It's more of an offense for you to cross the street. Think about that. You can, if you have an opinion and you're acting out of self preservation. People are more concerned with a completely victimless act. Crossing the street concern then the fact that you were seeing for a period of time, record high knockouts. Rick Moranis was a victim of that. Let's look at the assaults across the board. By the way, all references available, link in the description as we do every single show. Don't take my word for it. Reading Rainbow, this stuff. A 17 year old Dutch girl last Wednesday was killed by a 22 year old asylum seeker. That's a nice term. That same man, by the way, had already raped a woman and assaulted another.

[B]

Oh, she was in jail and she.

[A]

That's a common. Yeah, no, he just wasn't. Oh yeah, he just wasn't. He was. Some people call that the raping spree policy. Oh yeah, it's in the fine print. First one's on US Sunday. There was an American tourist in Germany who was protecting two women and was stabbed in the face by a Syrian national. Geez. Friday, a Ukrainian refugee. So. Hey, I know, hey. Left, right, you all have the Ukrainian flag, so you should care about this. Ukraine, Ukrainian refugee, stabbed, killed waiting for the light rail. This happened in Charlotte, by the way. North Carolina.

[B]

Oh, I thought you were going to say Keith.

[A]

Yeah. No, no, no. It was a homeless man named Decarlos Brown Jr. So you see this across the board, you see it happening a lot. And here's the thing. Every single crime, I'm not saying that every single migrant is a criminal looking to rape someone, but they do it in much higher numbers. And it's a crime that had no business taking place to begin with. Let me ask you this. If your representatives, if the members of your government fail in protecting you from basic threats that, by the way, anyone could see coming a mile away, what purpose do they serve? We're gonna turn a blind eye to the fact that people are being raped, being killed by folks who have no business being here in the first place because you get fanta on snap. What are we doing?

[C]

Yeah, and by the way, look, their reaction is completely reasonable. With everything that's going on there, they don't feel like the police are going to protect them. They understand that this stuff is happening. These are 12 or 13 year old girls. I don't know every detail of this story. It may turn out like we said, that there was an altercation and that this girl has had a history of doing stuff like this. And maybe all that's true, but her response when that guy came up trying to film tells you everything that you need to know about what they're living through right now in England.

[A]

Right.

[C]

In Britain, Right. In Scotland, wherever you're going to be in that frickin empire right now that seems like it's crumbling. But also in England, they're not even allowed to fly the flag of England anymore.

[A]

Right.

[C]

The white with the red. Like they're not even allowed to fly that. So there are protests going on right now where people are going to roundabouts that are already kind of these white kind of circles and painting basically the flag.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

To just protest. It's insane to me what's going on in England right now.

[A]

In Canada. In Canada. This story just came out and Doug Ford finally tries to act like he's conservative and spoke out against it. There was a man whose house was broken into at 3am he beat the guy up. The homeowner is the one charged for.

[C]

Beating the guy up?

[A]

Yeah, for beating the guy up. And I believe the man who invaded his home, by the way, did have a weapon as well. And that's because in Canada it's about proportionality. I tell you what, there are few things the Democrats and progressives like more than criminals and perps to enjoy all of their civil rights while you forego yours. They love that scenario. Because you're afraid, you're helpless, and you certainly need them. What's that police response time looking like? Hey, hold on a second. You said defund the police. So how about I fund my own armory? How about that? What's going to stop these crimes? It's really simple, guys. This isn't all that complicated. I think there's a Jeff Cooper quote that said for. For these crimes to stop, it will rest squarely in the hands of the victim. Someone can bring it up. Jeff Cooper, who was a really well known shooter. Cops can't fix this. Victims need to be turned into heroes. People who defend themselves. What will fix this? Two things better. Immigration policy. Not all cultures are created equal. Okay, so you screen for it. And, and you just saw this at play. More people, and specifically more girls, more women, more disabled people. You know, the marginalized with guns. Nice shot. Boom. Good for her. That looks like an empowered woman to me.

[C]

Just comes out guns ablaze.

[A]

Good. Yeah. Boom. There's that lady. Hey, tough guy. Not as tough as that lady with a gun. That's right.

[B]

Now fire. I love this one.

[A]

Yeah, this one's great.

[B]

Yeah. Run.

[A]

That's like the urban version of the old lady in Bugs Bunny with the shotgun coming out. Exactly.

[C]

Hey, everybody plays around until that happens.

[A]

And just so you know, I know you may say that I'm harsh and you can comment if you agree with this. If you watch those and you saw every single per blown away, meaning. And a lot of those, the guys were okay. They lived. If they didn't live, if they were shot dead, I still would consider it a feel good story. My concern rests squarely with the innocent victim who was assaulted. 0% with the person who chose to commit the assault. And I'm tired of this idea that violence never solves problems. That's not true. Or that violence is inherently immoral. Does anyone want to argue, and that's the basis for the law in Scotland and Canada, violence is immoral. Does anyone actually think that those women defending their homes, that those women defending their men, their businesses, that they did anything immoral in committing an act of violence?

[C]

No, not at all.

[B]

Violence creates more life.

[A]

That's a good point.

[B]

They wouldn't have a country without violence.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

You use it appropriately. And here's the Cooper quote. Jeff Cooper said, lieutenant colonel, Sorry. If violent crime is to be curbed, it is only the intended victim who can do it. The felon does not fear the police and he fears neither judge nor jury. Therefore, what he must be taught to fear is his victim.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

I was going to say that earlier too, but yeah. Fear.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is how you help curb this too.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

People need to be. People need to fear.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Losing their life at all times. If you want to commit a crime, you must fear that.

[A]

Here's the thing. People are living in fear. It comes down to this. Who should live in fear? People following the law. Innocent people or the criminals? It really is. That's. Who do you want to live in fear? I want the criminals to live in fear. Oh, that's black and white. That's not nuanced. You're right. In this case, someone saying, give me your money. Someone breaking into your house. Bad guy. Good guy is a person who's in their own house.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Good guy is the person who didn't mug somebody else. I want good guy, good woman, good Z. To win and blow bad guy away. And you think this is extreme or radical. That's a very. It wasn't up until probably the year 1960.

[C]

Yeah. And by the way, anybody who makes the argument, oh, they're gonna make mistakes and somebody's gonna get shot that shouldn't be shot. I'll take it.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

I will absolutely take that. Versus innocent people being shot all the time and taken advantage of all the time. And Beaten all the time and innocent women raped all the time. You see, we can do this. Yeah, I'm fine with it.

[A]

How can you complain about rape culture and then not enable women with every fiber of your being to carry firearms and have the only rape deterrent or rape problem solver, you could refer to it that not the equalizer. The good old rape problem solver from Samuel Colt.

[C]

No, no, no. Here's a whistle. That's right, here's a whistle.

[A]

Yeah, the problem is the whistle. I had just called more rapists. It's weird, it's not very effective. It didn't sell very well. So now it's limited edition.

[B]

I got a Walther branded whistle.

[A]

Do you.

[C]

You don't hear it.

[A]

So you guys, all this seems obvious and sometimes people will say, well, this is remedial. Well, again, I don't want you to live in an echo chamber, you know, like Abby Phillips said. So let me show you what people on the other side are saying. People actually live their life like this. It's time for Reddit retards. Again, not all the facts are in. So I'm arguing from a position of principle. You understand that, right? And so you need to understand, just as equally those on the left are making these arguments without all the facts from a position of principle. Here's Marie Griffiths. Let's make make her famous or Z on Reddit, the real world has turned into a Limmi's World sketch a young girl carrying a knife and axe. So a guy collects evidence of this and then gets attacked for be a creep for filming this crime. Ha ha. They're retarded. So he's the victim. Okay, I got it. Medium willow3727 writes, the amount of American on this thread is comical. As if their country isn't a shithole and have far more issues in almost all aspects, from political to social.

[C]

What?

[A]

Everybody knows you never go full retard.

[B]

We got less rapes.

[A]

Yep. At least here we can defend ourselves. Man, like Thomas wrote, this is my favorite. The only controversial part is that the Yanks view it as legal to protect yourself with weapons. That's the only controversial part. What about the. The Syrian migrant with a raging erection in an alleyway at 3am I think that's somewhat controversial. In record Numbers, I think 12,000 rapes to 72,000 rapes. I think that's somewhat. The only controversial part is that we view it as legal to protect yourself with a weapon. Can you please tell me what's controversial about that? Because this is. I Want you to understand this is the argument from progressive principle. Meaning they view it as so absurd that you believe you or your girls or your wife or your mom has the right to protect yourself with a weapon. He goes on to write, obviously it's different in Scotland. Like, why would a 14 year old girl have a hatchet and a knife? Illegally? Although to be fair, we don't know the full story. Well, thanks for that. But in usa, they see it as a young girl rightly defending herself against a creepy foreign alien. It's just some guy with a foreign accent. Sorry, retarded.

[B]

Just some guy with a foreign accent who keeps coming at you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And is mad because you won't let him have sex on you.

[A]

Yes, yes. Shoot a knife. I only wanted to make sex with you.

[B]

How dare you, a woman.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Tell a man where I can and can't put my penis.

[A]

Yep, yep. How dare you?

[C]

When I get that. Listen, I get the knife part, but when she pulled out the hatchet, I'm.

[A]

Like, where do you.

[C]

Who carries a hatchet around for stuff like this?

[A]

Lots of people carry a hatchet. You know what a hatchet is, don't you, Bug? It's an ax. Sort of. Yeah. Yeah. I got one in the car if you'd like to see it. A pass. Fair enough. I like to carry it. You know, you never know when you're gonna need it. It's okay, Joe. We all make mistakes.

[C]

Oh, fine.

[A]

Chasing Katie, which by the way, I would look this person up. Chasing Katie sounds like somebody. Sounds like a plan.

[B]

It sounds like the guy from the crime.

[A]

Yes, that's what it sounds like. Said the people who think this girl was just protecting herself by having these weapons are going to be singing a different tune if immigrants get tooled up. Up to protect themselves from assaults by racist bigots who think they shouldn't be here.

[C]

But I'm retarded.

[A]

Yeah. No, here's the thing. I tell you what, if you ever find me. Ah, okay. Yeah, okay.

[C]

We go back to the bench press video. You know, it's funny time for me.

[A]

And we're going to talk about China and why they shouldn't be coming into our colleges. But remember the Stop Asian Hate.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Was a call to action. Hey, Asian Americans, arm yourselves.

[C]

Fight back.

[A]

If you ever see me singing a different tune, angry that law abiding immigrants here are arming themselves. I will retire that day if you ever even catch me hinting at having a problem with law abiding, assimilating migrants in this country exercising their second Amendment, right to. I will retire. I will quit. You will never hear from me again. This is the problem. People say you don't want to be in an echo chamber and you don't. And because you're a rational person, as a conservative, populist, right leaning, whatever you are, you assume that other people approach it the same way. When you look at how these people argue from principle, you have no right to protect yourself whatsoever, Period. It's not a fundamental right. If you want to see more proof of that, look at places like New York and Chicago and the rabble of defenseless, helpless victims. And by the way, the same cities that say, defund the police. Well, you can't arm yourself. They're going to send in a social worker. What do you do? Their answer is simple. Get raped, get mugged, get killed. It's human sacrifice at the altar of wokeness. This has been Reddit Retards. All right. Speaking of retarded, why'd you look at me? No, no, because we agreed earlier. They can't see you. Tim, you didn't show his face. He did a great. Okay, do it again. Say, why'd you look at me? And do the face.

[B]

Why'd you look at me?

[A]

You're not doing the face now.

[B]

Well, I don't want to. I don't want to wait for him.

[A]

It was because we agreed.

[C]

Spot on impression.

[A]

We agreed before. That's why. Band of Brothers. Oh, my God. Next time I'm going to side with Gerald. Look what you've turned me into.

[C]

No, I don't want to do this to you.

[A]

I don't want to be this way. I saw him bench, now I'm scared. So, speaking of. What?

[C]

Bench Being bench pressed.

[A]

Does it translate? All right, we'll move on. Speaking of retarded, you can think about that tonight in your head movies. I will.

[C]

In fact, I will.

[A]

Simple Gerald. So fast.

[C]

Almost like they planned this.

[B]

Those were already made and they're just.

[A]

We love you, OG Mug. Clubbers rumble, never change. Please. Look, sir, Officer Morgan, I want to. I want to be really clear. Unlike. Unlike Candace Owens and Dave Smith, who, by the way, I think he disappeared. He's come on the show. Who called for Donald Trump's impeachment for the strike on a. Well, even pre strike on Iran's nuclear facilities. I am not calling for President Trump's impeachment. I think there is more good than bad with this administration. I think in many ways he's been incredibly effective. The most effective president of my lifetime. No one is perfect and this next one, my opinion. You can comment. Let me know if you agree or disagree. I think it's a big mistake. President Trump yesterday made a pretty big proclamation that raised some eyebrows, rightfully so, about Chinese students in America.

[D]

President Xi would like me to come to China. It's a very important relationship. As you know, we're. We're taking a lot of money in from China because of the tariffs and different things. It's a very important relationship. We're going to get along good with China. I hear so many stories about. We're not going to allow their students. We're going to allow their students to come in.

[A]

Why?

[D]

We're going to allow. It's very important. 600,000 students, it's very important. But we're going to get along with China. But it's a different relationship that we have now with China. It's a much better relationship economically than it was before with Biden. What? He allowed that? I mean, they just took him to the cleaners.

[A]

Now, here's the thing. Sometimes President Trump just kind of shoots from the hip and he's not as eloquent as you would like him to be, and then you sort of see the actual policy revised. You go, oh, okay. I guess that makes sense. Doesn't seem to be the case here because Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick doubled down with some statements that I just got to tell you, I couldn't disagree with more. Mr. Secretary, with all due respect, how is allowing 600,000 students from the Communist country of China putting America first? Well, the president's point of view is that what would happen if you didn't have those 600,000 students is that you'd emptied them from the top. All the students would go up to better schools, and the bottom 15% of universities and colleges would go out of business in America.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

His view is he's taking a rational, economic view, which is classic Donald Trump looking at higher education and saying, but why are you helping? Until we modify that? So the bad colleges would go out of business, except we're protecting them. Looks like we're still in action, said Arizona State. They're thrilled.

[B]

Very cool.

[C]

It's a party school.

[A]

I don't understand this at all. So the problem we would end up with if we didn't import 600,000 Chinese students. And by the way, I'll get to the fact that many of them are spies. As a matter of fact, they're almost required to be spies if their government gets a hold of them. And they always try to get a hold of them. We would have really good schools and that's it. We would only have good schools left and the bad schools would be gone.

[C]

We'd also have better education for, you know, citizens. Yeah, natural born citizens here.

[B]

But I'm almost finished my degree from DeVry.

[A]

Well, you can still do that. There's always some fallout. I didn't take into account the Firestein effect.

[B]

Yeah, well, sorry. Talk about it.

[A]

But the. Let me go through some key.

[C]

That might be the dumb. I'm sorry, I just have to. That might be the dumbest thing that I've ever heard anybody say.

[A]

It's really dumb.

[C]

I mean, he's saying it and I'm actually saying, yes, in agreement with. That would be a good thing. This is classic Donald Trump. No, classic Donald Trump is shooting for the moon and then coming back a little bit and getting exactly what he wanted or even a little bit more in the first place. This doesn't make any sense at all for you to go out and be like, yeah, this is classic Donald Trump. If we took those 600,000 out, that'd be the top students. So you're saying that all of the Chinese students that are coming into the United States of America are smarter than the Americans that are here in the first place. Thanks a lot for that. Second of all, that's a problem. You're saying the bottom 10 to 15% of the colleges that are so bad the only way they can exist is if we import smart people from another country and we should make sure they stay in existence.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

What the hell are you talking about, Howard?

[A]

It seems to. Well, I have a hunch. But let me just give you some key facts here. So key fact number one. References available. Just check the links in the description. The amount that he's talking about. This plan would double the amount of Chinese students in the United States. The current number is 277,000. Now it would go to 600,000. Right.

[B]

It still is too much. To me.

[A]

It still is too much. And I'll get to why it's too much. But let's compare that to American students. Let's just apply sort of the same mindset as tariffs. Right. Should be equal 277,000 now soon to be 600,000. If they implement this in China. 800,000. 800American students. 8. 00. Wow. And here's a key fact number two. When you understand how the Communist Chinese party operates, every single Chinese student is a potential. And I don't mean in some small percentage unlikelihood. There is a very Large potential for every single Chinese student here to be a spy. The good news is they're somewhat easy to spot. Yeah, you just need to know what you're looking for. People on audio that's worth going back.

[B]

That's a congressman.

[A]

Let me give you some context here. This month, Chinese students in the UK they actually came. They disclosed that they were forced by the Communist Chinese Party to spy for them. Okay. Right. They were forced to. They were forced by their government to report on what was deemed to be. They were deemed to be sensitive subjects to the Communist Chinese Party. Politics, technology, science, espionage. You know, here's another example. In 2023, the Chinese police harassed the parents of a student at Georgetown. So a student, Chinese student at Georgetown stateside, his parents still overseas. The Chinese police harassed the parents about their child's activities on campus. This is actually from an article here that you can read. The state security police knocked.

[C]

You have to read it.

[A]

The state security police knocked on our door and took my father away for questioning. They asked him, does this child of yours take part in pro democracy activities? Do they usually love their country and the ruling Chinese Communist Party? If not, you have to teach him to love his country and the party better. Make sure he love party better. It's not okay that he's doing this and it won't do any good. Tell. They say, tell your son there ain't no party like a Communist Chinese party. Because the Communist Chinese Party don't stop.

[B]

The party don't stop.

[A]

It don't stop.

[B]

Man, they love to party, don't they?

[A]

You have to tell your son. Tell your son. Do more Communist Chinese Party. No more college party. You have to fight for your right to not party.

[B]

I wake up late for school and.

[A]

I don't want to go. What's that noise? Noise Of Communist Chinese Party. The best, best noise I ever hear in my life.

[B]

Violins and gong.

[C]

Evian, the gong.

[A]

And by the way, some American schools have already succumbed to the pressure from the spies abroad. Now here, it's subtle. Now, key fact number three. So this is people. So that's conjecture. Chinese students have been caught spying in the United States many, many, many, many, many times. I'm going to rattle through some examples. Go check out all the references. 2025, a Chinese scholar at University of Michigan was charged with smuggling crop fungus into the United States.

[C]

Gross.

[A]

Another time in 2025, a U. Of M student charged with illegally voting in the 2024 election. Not spying, just illegally voting. 2024, 5U of M students charged with spy activities at Camp Grayling. 2023, Chicago, Chinese electrical engineering student, convicted for spying for the CCP. 2020, UCLA mathematics student, arrested for transferring sensitive software to the Chinese military. And a bonus. I didn't even know this until this morning. Fang Fang, the one who was banging, left him with a smile on his face. She started her spy career, enrolled at Cal State East Bay. By the way, that man's still a representative. Think about that.

[B]

Yeah, swallow that.

[A]

Swallow. We teach you how to swallow. Well, by the way, I guarantee you the Communist Chinese Party is. They're conducting fellatio classes. Yes, Congressman. Move shaft, tickle ball.

[B]

I will show you one banana. Make you make it cry.

[A]

That's right, make banana cry. Make banana cry. No filibuster sometime.

[B]

Banana don't have peel.

[A]

Sometimes you have to pull it back. Yes, right. Not enough to eat the cake. Rick, the frosting. Tickle, tickle, counterclockwise.

[B]

Do not eat black banana.

[A]

Too big. That's right. Also. And in uk, very important. Very, very important. And use reverse European grip. Now they're teaching their people to come over here and sleep with our representatives in order to gain sensitive information and feed it back to the ccp. I don't see any net benefit to allowing more students from China. What good could possibly come of this? Can anyone answer me that? I don't understand this policy at all? Comment below. We also have an exclusive, by the way, from Chris Chappelle, China Uncensored. He's done some episodes here with Lane. He's been here in our studios. He said, sadly, what usually happens is these students are watched, monitored, and universities suppress speech these Chinese students don't like in order to protect all the money they get from Chinese students. And they went on to say, this is pretty typical of Trump's negation strategy. Leave everyone in confusion. He does this. Keeps talking about a trade deal, keeps blocking the TikTok ban, but then we'll hopefully negotiate a peace agreement between Armenia, Azerbaijan aimed at blowing a hole in China's Belt Road Initiative. I hope he's right. But I still don't understand this. This doesn't seem like a bargaining chip that should be used. Anything else? No.

[C]

I mean, this is. We. Sometimes we scratch our heads and go, like, maybe he's playing at chess, you know, maybe this is something like we don't really see coming. But the fact that we have 257, or. I think that's the number. 257,000 Chinese students. 277 in the United States.

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Yeah.

[C]

Right now, I think we do that.

[B]

Too much.

[C]

Too much, period. Like, look, we can educate some people if you stay here, work here, put your talents to use here. Not sending information back to the ccp. But Lane was a student, I believe, at one of the finest universities in China. He studied overseas. And they were basically like, yeah, we. We can't tell you a lot of this stuff. Like, they're. They're not reciprocating. No, this isn't going to help us in any meaningful way. In fact, if Elon Musk and the Trump administration are worried about our workforce and making sure that we have some of the best and brightest people in the world.

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World.

[C]

Working on stuff, that's fine. Make it that our people are those people.

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Yeah.

[C]

People that desire to be the best. We've been the best before. How about not training the rest of the world to be the best and then complaining that they have an edge in AI or they have an edge in something else that we have to compete against?

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Yeah.

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Because the Chinese students are not coming over here for a liberal arts degree. No, they're not coming over here to learn, you know, women's studies or black history or anything like that. They're coming over here for engineering jobs, medical jobs, or, excuse me, degrees.

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Yeah.

[B]

They come up here for technical degrees that would benefit Americans to be filling those positions here instead of having to take an H1B.

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Like you said, how do we make our people here more competitive? By training up our adversaries, by importing our adversaries to train. How do we make American workers more competitive? Maybe someone could enlighten me and I would be open to having a dialogue on this. I just think is a disaster. I don't think it's in line with what I voted for. So when people said, Donald Trump, he's no longer MAGA because he wants to take out Iran's nuclear capabilities, I said, well, he's been saying this for a very long time. I may not agree with him, but he's been very, very consistent. In this case, I would make the argument that it is inconsistent with the reasons that a lot of people voted for Donald Trump. Do you think that? Let me know. Comment below onto the next story. While we're talking about immigration. I have an itchy mustache today. You get that? Mm.

[B]

An itchy mustache.

[A]

Itchy mustache.

[B]

I get that sometimes, but that's a hygiene thing.

[A]

Well, I don't know. I guess I just.

[B]

I've got oral herpes.

[A]

I don't believe in silt, so. Remember Maryland, man? The poor Maryland father was wrongfully deported To El Salvador. I'm sorry, you guys are familiar with the real story. Abrego Garcia, alleged human trafficker. Well, now he's going to be sent, not to El Salvador, Uganda, where he will be awaiting trial. And the media cannot stop getting everything about this story wrong. Drago is back in ICE custody. So for those of you who are new, let me meet you on your level here. If you were listening to mainstream press, legacy media, you would believe that this you may not even be familiar with. Kilmar Abrego Garcia, that's his name. You would believe. This poor Maryland father was mistakenly deported and wrongfully so, was mistakenly deported to a notorious megaprison in El Salvador. That after he was mistakenly deported to a prison in El Salvador earlier this year, a 30 year old native of El Salvador was living in Maryland with legal permission when he was mistakenly deported and then taken to the prison in March. Now, Abrego Garcia was mistakenly deported to El Salvador earlier this year. The man who they mistakenly deported to El Salvador, they admitted in court that he was mistakenly deported. Start with Kilma, Maryland, man who was wrongfully deported to El Salvador, where he was being held after the Trump administration mistakenly deported him to El Salvador. Our mistake. We fixed it. Enjoy Uganda.

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That's the cradle of civilization.

[C]

You don't like El Salvador, you say.

[A]

How do you like Africa?

[B]

Tia mate.

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They thought that was the end of the mistake. El Salvador, we hear you loud and clear.

[C]

We heard you didn't like your stay.

[A]

We think we'll send him to hell on earth. How about that? So this is how they presented it. But yesterday he was retaken into ICE custody after he was released on bail. And Donald Trump. Trump clarified this in a way that most people need to hear. This is the straight story.

[C]

Today, Ms. 13, gangbanger and FEMA trafficker Kilmar Abrego Garcia turned himself into ICE in Baltimore. Give me a comment on this. And why are the Democrats so emotionally attached to this man who beats his wife and is part of a terrorist organization?

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Because they're. They think he's going to be good for votes. And I think he's very bad for votes. These people are deranged. He's not good for votes. He beat the hell out of his wife. His wife is afraid to even talk about him. She's been mauled by this animal. And you know, through a system of liberal courts, he's doing things. But no, we have that under control.

[A]

Yeah, so refresher here. The truth is this man was not deported just by mistake. He was ruled deportable since 2019, and he is still deportable. The only error was that he wasn't supposed to go to El Salvador. That got sort of there. Uganda. Let me give you the timeline here. March 15, he was deported to El Salvador per a valid deportation order. Then there was a lower court on April 4 that ordered him to be returned. The Supreme Court April 10 said that the Trump administration would have to facilitate the return, but cited limited authority of the lower federal court to force said return. June 6, the Trump administration chose to return him to Tennessee to face human trafficking charges, which we've told you about. And then August 22, he was released on bail from Tennessee to Maryland, checked in with ice, apprehended, and now he is going to be deported to Uganda. Now, I know that may confuse some people because he had a.

[B]

It is confusing.

[A]

Sorry. I'm sorry.

[C]

This is like the perfect punishment. You don't like option number one. You don't like option number two. How about option number three?

[A]

Yeah, well, here's the thing. He had another option. He had a plea deal option. I know what you're thinking. Okay. This other option that he has decided to forego, would it be better than ending up in Uganda? Uganda.

[C]

Right, right, right, right.

[A]

That depends. Would you rather be in Costa Rica? Because that was his option was a plea deal where he could be deported to Costa Rica, but he didn't take the plea deal. And so Uganda it is. His lawyer is not too happy about it.

[C]

As Kamara Abrego Garcia was leaving the jail in Tennessee and was in his car on the way up to Maryland. The government designated Uganda as the country of removal. It is preposterous that they would send him to Africa to a country where he doesn't even speak the language. A country with documented human rights violations.

[A]

Goodbye.

[C]

When there are so many other options. This family suffered enough.

[A]

Yeah, well, there were many other options, like not trafficking humans.

[C]

That's true. That's true.

[A]

You know, like not being here illegally, but kind of take this in for a second. Abrego Garcia chose to plead not guilty and opted to be sent to Uganda instead of Costa Rica in the worst decision since paper or plastic condoms. He couldn't have possibly done this any worse. Which, by the way, ironically, is the prophylactic of choice for you warlords. So, hey, he's going to.

[C]

It's true.

[A]

First point here, the left just can't stop lying. This human trafficker, allegedly criminal, most definitely can't go to Uganda because he doesn't even speak the language. Well, their Official language is English. And I know what you're thinking. Well, I know. I know what you're saying. You're saying he. Well, that's. He doesn't speak our official language English. And you would believe that if you saw him pretending yesterday. And I say pretending because I'll prove it in just a second. Pretending yesterday to no speak English. Brothers and sisters. Brothers and sisters. My name is Kilmar Abrego Garcia. And I want you to remember this. Remember that I am free. Free to go to Uganda.

[B]

His wife was crying in the background because he just slapped her.

[C]

Yeah, right.

[A]

So. Oh, he doesn't speak English. Except here he is speaking English in the police body cam footage of. You know, the old video we showed you where they suspected that he was trafficking humans because there were humans being trafficked in his vehicle. Seems like he can speak it at least passably. You got a bunch of people here, don't you? But pause really quickly. Sorry. Pause it before we play this. By the way, I didn't realize that we had gone late. If you are not a rumble premium member, we're going to continue with this Ugandan story. You can just click that button right there. Join up. We are supported by viewers like you. You get everything ad free. You get 100% more show. None of this happened. The free show goes away without you as members. You can try it for $9.99 a month, but you have to pay annually to get this wonderful hand etched mug. Symbol of fighting like hell. Here he is speaking. He does speaky English. You got a bunch of people in here, don't you? It's one for sin. Yeah, go back to it.