Alligator Alcatraz is Destroying Leftist Brains Nationwide

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Alligator Alcatraz is Destroying Leftist Brains Nationwide" Louder with Crowder
Release Date: July 2, 2025

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Introduction

In the July 2, 2025 episode of Louder with Crowder, host Steven Crowder delves into a range of pressing political and social issues, framing them through a critical lens aimed at left-leaning ideologies. The episode, titled "Alligator Alcatraz is Destroying Leftist Brains Nationwide," features co-hosts Nick DePaolo and Captain Morgan alongside guest Josh Firestein. The discussion spans topics from immigration policies and transgender rights to critiques of media narratives and educational institutions.

Key Topics Discussed

1. Immigration and Denaturalization Policies

The episode opens with a focus on President Donald Trump's immigration policies, particularly the controversial move to strip citizenship from individuals who obtained it fraudulently or committed serious crimes.

• Denaturalization Efforts: Crowder emphasizes the administration's intent to revoke citizenship from those who lied during their naturalization process or were involved in heinous activities.

  "President Trump is now flippantly and maliciously stripping citizenship from already American citizens," (Dan Bongino, 40:21).

• Case Study - Elliot Duke: The hosts discuss the denaturalization of Elliot Duke, a military veteran convicted of distributing child sexual abuse material, highlighting how the Justice Department prioritizes such cases.

  "Elliot Duke was denaturalized for distributing child sexual abuse material," (Dan Bongino, 46:56).

2. Transgender Issues and Sports

A significant portion of the discussion centers around transgender athletes competing in women's sports, specifically referencing Lia Thomas from the University of Pennsylvania (UPenn).

• Lia Thomas Controversy: The hosts critique UPenn's decision to reinstate Thomas's swimming titles, arguing it undermines fair competition and women's rights in sports.

  "UPenn is now banning transgender athletes and stripping Lia Thomas of her titles," (Dan Bongino, 26:47).

• Biological Definitions: Crowder advocates for biology-based definitions in sports classifications, criticizing the current approach as a lack of conviction and consistency.

  "They're going to use biology-based definitions to restore the records," (Dan Bongino, 29:07).

3. Media Critique and Public Perception

Crowder and his co-hosts express strong dissatisfaction with mainstream media coverage, asserting that it manipulates narratives to favor leftist agendas.

• Media Bias: The hosts argue that media outlets like CNN and NPR prioritize sensationalism over factual reporting, particularly in cases involving immigration and transgender issues.

  "The media lies about everything, creating false equivalencies," (Dan Bongino, 36:21).

• Social Media Influence: They discuss how social media and online platforms contribute to shaping public opinion, often portraying their adversaries negatively.

4. "Alligator Alcatraz" Metaphor

Throughout the episode, "Alligator Alcatraz" is used as a metaphor to describe federal detention facilities, emphasizing the perceived overreach of governmental authority in handling immigrants.

• Symbolism: The metaphor underscores the belief that such facilities are detrimental to societal values and effective governance.

  "Alligator Alcatraz really is a great idea," (Dan Bongino, 13:14).

Insights and Conclusions

The episode presents a staunchly conservative viewpoint, critiquing current administration policies and leftist ideologies. Key takeaways include:

• Importance of Law Enforcement: Emphasizing the necessity of strict immigration vetting to maintain national security and uphold the rule of law.

• Protection of Women's Rights: Advocating for policies that ensure fair competition and safety in women's sports, opposing what they perceive as concessions to transgender athletes.

• Media Accountability: Calling for greater scrutiny of mainstream media practices, arguing that biased reporting undermines democratic principles.

Notable Quotes

• On Denaturalization:
  "President Trump is actually going after native-born American citizens. He's denaturalizing them and sending them away, even though they are already rightfully Americans."
  — Dan Bongino (40:21)

• On Transgender Athletes:
  "UPenn is going to issue a public apology promising to use biology-based definitions... and restore the records and titles to the female swimmers."
  — Dan Bongino (27:53)

• Media Critique:
  "We had to vet it... it's unbelievable how the media creates false narratives."
  — Dan Bongino (43:39)

• On "Alligator Alcatraz":
  "Alligator Alcatraz has a merch store so you can get a hat while trying to visit your Hispanic friends and family."
  — Dan Bongino (34:55)

Conclusion

This episode of Louder with Crowder offers a critical examination of contemporary political and social issues from a conservative perspective. By addressing topics such as immigration reform, transgender rights in sports, and media bias, Crowder and his team aim to present arguments that resonate with their audience's skepticism toward leftist policies and mainstream narratives.

Transcript

[Dan Bongino]

Welcome to the Rumble LineUp. Live, weekdays, 7am Eastern. Sorry, 9am Eastern. This is a bad start. 9am Eastern to 7pm Eastern because now we have Andrew Wilson and Nick DePaolo there on the lineup. You don't need to change that dial. If you had a dial. We have a lot to get to today, but welcome, Bongino Army. Coming in from Vince, which comes from the Latin name Vincente, which all the Romance languages are based in Latin, which translates to roughly sex. Work is real work is what I would say if my father never hugged me enough. And it's a very long translation. We have a few. Look, this is our last day before the break. Fourth of July break will be dark here for two weeks. It's a tradition and we do some pre production. There will be a couple of specials actually talking with people on ice. And you get to see me next Monday. Tell a Mexican immigrant that I don't want him here. But it's not because he's Mexican. It's not. So today we're gonna do this day in Trump. Rewind just about a year and see what he was doing on social. How people were reacting back then. Let's see how much it's changed. I don't know if you know this. Upenn admits that dudes can't be not dudes, that they can't be girls. So they've had to wipe the record. So that's gonna be fun. We'll have a little send off homage to Lia Thomas. There's a ceasefire, tentative agreement with the Jews and the Muzzies. But the Muzzies are doing the whole fingers crossed thing. We don't really know what they're gonna do. And President Trump, this is all over the media right now. He's canceling citizenship for people who were born here. That's what you're hearing. Of course there's the little context there that some of them are child pornographers and lied on their forms to become citizens. But that's neither here nor there. On with the show.

[Nick DePaolo]

Today is gonna be the day. Turning power to red from blue. By now you should have somehow realized what they're trying to do.

[Dan Bongino]

They're not gonna let us.

[Nick DePaolo]

But I don't believe that anybody can steal it from me and you.

[Dan Bongino]

No way, no how had their ballots intercept the Lord. They arrive to them and cast without their knowledge.

[Nick DePaolo]

They need illegals in the street cause they'll vote for Dems without a doubt. You spend a fortune at the store while they fly. I'm here to get handouts Prices are still too high. I don't believe that anybody needs a border more than we do now. We have to have strong borders.

[Josh Firestein]

I want to build the wall.

[Dan Bongino]

The wall.

[Nick DePaolo]

The demographic changes here are blinding Tonight. The left is d. We need some reminding. There are many ways that we can keep our nation true. And there's one way. How? Well, frankly, we're gonna stop the anchor babies. It takes brass ball, but I'll build a wal. Oh, we're gonna build the wall. We have no choice. We have no choice. Crazies are standing in our way now. It's time to be the voice for you. By now, you should have somehow realized that you're getting screwed. I don't believe that anybody will win as big as we are about to now. Endless lies, attacks and weapon. Tonight, the liberal choads need some reminding. So many wins that Trump will have in term number two. And it's starting now. I said, Franklin, I said, frankly, we're gonna be the one that saves it. Not least of all due to that great big wal. Oh, you're not crazy. You're not crazy. Magas all across the nation. So many magas. We heard our country's call. It's one big red wall. A beautiful wall. I said maybe your boat will be the one that changes. We're gonna sh. Great nation. We're going to save it, folks. We're going to be the ones that save it. Everyone says we'll save it. This great, great.

[Dan Bongino]

Click Rumble premium and join now for 99 annually or 9.99amonth to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content creators and free speech. Glad to be with you. It's 11am on a weekday. That means that we are here. Except for the the break here. Coming up, we have some super videos to be released. Breaking news, Diddy is probably gonna walk. Diddy is not guilty of sex trafficking, but he is guilty of giving a willing hooker a lift. That's what it seems like the charges are. He transported prostitutes.

[Captain Morgan]

Wow. So yeah, I'm the trans. So he's still a piece of crap.

[Dan Bongino]

I'm the hooker transporter. It's a living.

[Josh Firestein]

That's so funny that that's the name of the movie.

[Dan Bongino]

I'm a working man.

[Josh Firestein]

Oh, that's right. It's working man. Not It's a living.

[Captain Morgan]

Transporting working girls.

[Dan Bongino]

It's a living's the seque. Yeah. Someone is coming up with Jason Statham titles like as a joke, like I don't. I can't do anyone. Really. Okay. All right. I'll be in the Bahamas. He signed on.

[Nick DePaolo]

Great.

[Dan Bongino]

Question for you. Which famous person would you like to have their citizenship revoked? Most. If you could do it. If you could do it. I know that'll be a lively discussion. All right. Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you?

[Captain Morgan]

Fantastic.

[Dan Bongino]

Good. I'm doing all right. And by the way, enjoy your Independence Day. We won't be here with you talking with people. July 7, July 14, on those Mondays will be released. And Thursday, July 10, at Governor's Comedy Club in Long Island. That's a fun club. I did that a few times. Josh Firestein.

[Josh Firestein]

Yeah. Hey. Please come out to the show. I do a meet and greet. We'll shake hands. I might be missing fingers.

[Dan Bongino]

Yep.

[Josh Firestein]

But blame that on independence.

[Dan Bongino]

Yes. Yeah.

[Captain Morgan]

Why will you be missing fingers?

[Josh Firestein]

Because I like fireworks.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, that's.

[Josh Firestein]

The local police department put out a video on social media saying, don't do it.

[Dan Bongino]

Don't.

[Josh Firestein]

You just made me want to do it.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, of course it does.

[Captain Morgan]

You don't have to lose your fingers in the process.

[Dan Bongino]

Well, it's more.

[Josh Firestein]

Well, you know, I don't want to make any promise.

[Dan Bongino]

It's all part of the experience, part of the event. Why do you have to ruin everything? I'm trying to save his fingers. Kind of guy wouldn't let kids play a blast.

[Josh Firestein]

I have too many fingers to be.

[Dan Bongino]

To be honest. Yeah. Honestly, I've got 10 of them. It's a surplus. It's a lot. Yeah. You don't want to be green.

[Josh Firestein]

Like seven.

[Dan Bongino]

Hey, before anything else, it's time for Weird Faces of cnn. We're gonna get to the weird face of Joy Reid, who is not cnn, but was MSNBC melting down over ice. But first, we spotted the Captain Planet villain on CNN today. Look at this. That person should not be offended.

[Josh Firestein]

That's not nice. You shouldn't make fun of the disabled.

[Dan Bongino]

No, no.

[Josh Firestein]

Come on.

[Dan Bongino]

Well, his name was Hoggish or something. Really? Yeah. This has been Weird Faces of CNN.

[Captain Morgan]

Just caught our eye.

[Dan Bongino]

Okay, now on to Joy Reid. Don't say who. You know, alligator. Alcatraz has been a thing that people are talking about. Okay, so that's funny. I also don't think that you realize, like, alligators don't just swarm and eat people. They're not crocodiles. Crocodiles are very ill tempered alligators. They tend to be quite skittish, but they're sophisticated animals. This is. Look, I don't want to get sidetracked on gators versus crocs facts, okay?

[Josh Firestein]

We could talk about it.

[Dan Bongino]

Because you could. But we could do an entire show on this.

[Josh Firestein]

Yes, we should.

[Dan Bongino]

It is definitely a topic of interest. So. Alligator Alcatraz, Florida. Joy Reid, who for some reason now doing her own show online, decided to green screen the Hyatt Ballroom B and place herself on the floor. She's not happy at all about Alligator Alcatraz.

[Joy Reid]

We tried to forget about him, but Ron DeSantis is still governor of Florida. He took the comfy couch hose on a tour of the concentration camp that he's building in Florida in order to round up people, brown people, and throw them in a camp because he doesn't want them in Florida. Surprise, surprise. The economy of Florida is going to be severely harmed by rounding up brown people. Who, by the way, all over this country, Latinos are afraid to go to work.

[Josh Firestein]

Her hair matches the carpet.

[Joy Reid]

Who is perceived or looks Latino is afraid to go to work. I know people who are not Latino, but they're brown. And so they look Latino to the naked eye. If you don't know. Know any better. Who are walking around with their passports, who never leave home without a passport.

[Dan Bongino]

Well, it's the size of those eyes. You have X ray vision.

[Captain Morgan]

Move away from the camera.

[Dan Bongino]

By the way, did she just pull the. I have a black friend. I have friends who are not Latino, but they're brown. No, Latinos. Hispanics are not terrified.

[Josh Firestein]

Just what are you saying? You're saying your Italian friends.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, exactly.

[Josh Firestein]

You have. First of all, you have Italian friends. What's their names? They're carrying their passports everywhere.

[Dan Bongino]

Right, exactly. And they're terrified. Petrified, mortified by ice. She also claimed that the United States is now apartheid South Africa.

[Joy Reid]

Imagine being a brown person in this country right now where you can't even walk the streets without fear of being tackled by random people with masks on. That's who we are now. This is like being in apartheid South Africa in the 1980s.

[Dan Bongino]

Now, first off, that's not at all what we are right now. There have been no people who are just here who have been rounded up and deported because they are brown. But I also. And we were going. I couldn't quite get why she picked up 80s apartheid South Africa. I was like, is there something very specific? Because she could have picked any decade, really, of apartheid South Africa. And doesn't seem that the 80s apartheid South Africa was any worse than the other decades outside of the fashion, which seems to be what? Well, I guess that's also adds insult to injury.

[Josh Firestein]

Yeah, we don't want that here in America.

[Dan Bongino]

No, no, we don't I don't care how many Gen Z people think it's ironic. It's a fashion that needs to die. Goodbye, President Trump. Funniest president ever who has senioritis where he just doesn't give a rat's ass what the media says about him or what they think of him anymore. I like this version of Donald Trump best. He was in rare form as he gave a tour of the facility yesterday.

[Nick DePaolo]

You know, snakes are fast, but alligators are big. We're going to teach them how to run away from an alligator, okay? If they escape, risk the other way. Don't run in a straight line. Run like this and you know what? Your chances go up about 1%.

[Josh Firestein]

What future does this government have?

[Nick DePaolo]

I think it's a 10, maybe 99 because there might be a couple of little wounds, so maybe it's not. I think we have a 10. We get along great. Biden wanted me in here. Okay? He wanted me. It didn't work out that way, but he wanted me in here. That son of a.

[Josh Firestein]

I, like, I kind of muttered it like he really meant it.

[Dan Bongino]

It's a very old man way of saying son of a. Yes. Yeah, that guy.

[Josh Firestein]

Get off my. It's very.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, it could be a term of endearment or he hates you, but you're gonna die soon, so who really cares anyway?

[Josh Firestein]

Sorry, Gran Torino.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, exactly.

[Nick DePaolo]

Get off my line.

[Dan Bongino]

He's gonna reach for his light.

[Nick DePaolo]

Is it a lighter?

[Dan Bongino]

Is it a gun? Those Asians can't act now.

[Josh Firestein]

Well, those ones specifically.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, those ones specifically. We thought it was actually a great alligator. Alcatraz. Alligator. Alcatraz really is a great idea. And by the way, if they do try and escape, we've been talking about, or Joy Reid, how they're so important to the economy, meaning brown people because she lumps them all into the same basket. Well, then you have fattened alligators and you can just make an alligator farm. You can make boots, you can sell meat.

[Josh Firestein]

Caters, not belts. Well, I get a nice belt.

[Nick DePaolo]

Yeah.

[Captain Morgan]

Wallet, gun, holster, whatever you want.

[Dan Bongino]

Cater's an underrated meat. It's an underrated meat. It's like a middle ground between calamari and chicken. But we thought that this jail, this facility was a great idea, so we actually made our own campaign ad for it.

[Josh Firestein]

Chains on your hands but the real threats. Outside a sea of green monsters with nowhere to hide they guard the borders they guard the lies Alligator rock a treads where hope slowly dies don't step too close to the edge, my friend. The Gators don't sleep. They don't pretend. They circle the walls like a deadly parade. An alligator rocket. Trust your freedom fades.

[Nick DePaolo]

Freedom f.

[Dan Bongino]

See that gator looks like he's having fun. And you know what?

[Josh Firestein]

Yeah. He's just a playful gator.

[Dan Bongino]

Yes. And if we can help that one gator. Yeah, you can't help all of them, but you can feed one gator.

[Josh Firestein]

He's a smile. He's playful, like he's waiting for you.

[Captain Morgan]

To throw a ball.

[Josh Firestein]

Or Guatemalan.

[Dan Bongino]

Yes, exactly.

[Captain Morgan]

Or catch you not paying attention. One of the three.

[Dan Bongino]

Well, this one won't be hearing the ticking clock like hook, because these folks aren't typically on time. So the good news. Speaking of which, Joy Reid is not the craziest person out there. There's always someone nuttier. And this person, I believe, removed the post. But this has been making the rounds. And some people on the left actually believe this conspiracy.

[Unknown Speaker]

Guys, they're throwing the deportees out of the planes and into the ocean. No, this is not. This is not fear mongering. They're shackling people flying out into open ocean and throwing them out. Okay, the flight patterns, there's people tracking them on this app.

[Dan Bongino]

The.

[Unknown Speaker]

The flights going out with the deportees, watching them go out to open ocean and circle back. A family in Italy saw five shackled bodies wash up on the shore.

[Dan Bongino]

Hold on a second. Were they in Sicily? Do you mean a family in Italy, the home of the mob, saw a body wash ashore.

[Josh Firestein]

Five bodies shackled.

[Dan Bongino]

Think about this.

[Josh Firestein]

Five bodies swimming with the fishes.

[Dan Bongino]

Think about this. This means our government would have to. Would have to fly them out, right? Fly them out. Cross an entire ocean, by the way, to drop them in shallower water. The Mediterranean. Just like.

[Captain Morgan]

Closer to shore.

[Dan Bongino]

Closer to shore. If this were to happen, it would mean. Let's say they dropped them in the open ocean and then it floated into the Mediterranean, which I guess is the theory.

[Josh Firestein]

There's like a little entrance, right? It's like a little channel that they have to magically get through. And it's salt water. And yes, the bodies are all decomposed.

[Dan Bongino]

So the. Well, the government would have to take these bodies out to the middle of the ocean. Okay. And not weigh them down. Put them in a body bag and weigh them down. No capacity whatsoever. So that they drop the bodies. Then because of some decomposition, the gases would fill it sort of like a balloon. And then it would have to find its way after said decay. Perfect. To the Mediterranean. I don't speak from experience on any of this. The point is, I would imagine the government would know how to just put a few rocks in there to bury the body. Also, not to mention. What about all the fish?

[Josh Firestein]

Sharks didn't get them.

[Captain Morgan]

Thank goodness.

[Dan Bongino]

Sharks don't like the idea of floating meat in the middle, right?

[Captain Morgan]

Not at all.

[Josh Firestein]

Yeah, what an assumption. Five shackled bodies wash up on the shore in Italy. And your first assumption isn't, you know, one of those Muslim countries, a North African country, Greece, Spain, Portugal.

[Dan Bongino]

The mob.

[Josh Firestein]

Yeah, the mob.

[Captain Morgan]

Oh, I saw this from Florida.

[Dan Bongino]

This must. This. This has isis. This has ISIS signature all over it.

[Josh Firestein]

These Egyptian bodies must be from America.

[Captain Morgan]

This is how they treat their migrants.

[Dan Bongino]

This is the stupidest thing. It's so stupid.

[Captain Morgan]

I was like, is this real?

[Dan Bongino]

Come on. I know. We had to vet it.

[Captain Morgan]

There can't be people this dumb, right?

[Josh Firestein]

It wasn't Greta Thunberg, was it?

[Dan Bongino]

No, it was. Here's the thing, she does have a point. We're joking about it, but truth is, we are doing that. But our government is not complete monsters. They gave some of these migrants a fighting chance. Yeah, it's not an official.

[Josh Firestein]

Okay, so it's not. It's not our fault.

[Captain Morgan]

No, it's fine.

[Josh Firestein]

They're not even shackled in that.

[Dan Bongino]

No, they're not even shackled, by the way.

[Captain Morgan]

I thought the currents would take them to England, which would be worse for them, right?

[Dan Bongino]

You would think so. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, not sure. I don't. I don't know. I would imagine that they'd probably be in England. You guys. You know, if you're in England right now and you're Hispanic, is it sort of the reverse of here? Where are you confused for a Muslim? Most of them, if you're in. If you're in the uk, like, I assume, because here people usually assume, like, you're Mexican. Right. I would assume there they just. They're like, oh, he's Bangladeshi, or whatever the hell. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Firestein]

There are Mexicans in England.

[Dan Bongino]

Not that many. I can't imagine.

[Josh Firestein]

Is there, like, a nice taco shop in London?

[Dan Bongino]

Ah, I don't know if it is. They make it. They make it very plain.

[Josh Firestein]

Taqueria del Manchester.

[Dan Bongino]

Oh, yes. Let's go to get some carne asada. The taqueria. No, it doesn't work.

[Josh Firestein]

I believe it's pronounced poi.

[Dan Bongino]

That's right. Oh, yo. You know, I've heard that their. Their chickens have the mad chicken disease. They're el pollo loco.

[Josh Firestein]

Trademarked, but not for that one food truck. You know what I'm talking about.

[Dan Bongino]

I know there's a food truck that we see that says El Pollo Loco, the crazy chicken. I'm like, how is this not trademark infringement? It's clearly not associated with the franchise. Is he driving around? All right, this brings us to the next segment. This day in Trump.

[Nick DePaolo]

I'm a very stable genius.

[Dan Bongino]

Yes, I like that.

[Captain Morgan]

Yes, you are.

[Dan Bongino]

He's been on social media for a decade now, so it's always fun to see. Hey, how much has he changed? He's still the same guy. Is your shoulder okay?

[Captain Morgan]

Sorry, I just made a grimace.

[Dan Bongino]

I'm like, ow, fudge. What happened?

[Captain Morgan]

I'm an old man.

[Dan Bongino]

Ah, well, that happens. Happens to the best of us.

[Captain Morgan]

When you lift heavy weights, it happens.

[Dan Bongino]

To the best of us. And it happens to the not so best of us. So July 2, 2017, on this day in Trump history, he posted a gif of him wrestling. And he had some fun with it. It was him body slamming CNN.

[Josh Firestein]

Classic.

[Dan Bongino]

How do you hashtag it?

[Nick DePaolo]

Fraud News. Cnn.

[Captain Morgan]

That's right.

[Nick DePaolo]

Fnn.

[Dan Bongino]

F stands for fraud. And back then, people were still responding the same way. So when they tell you now that bodies are washing ashore in Italy because of ice, just remember Brian Stelter responded to this.

[Nick DePaolo]

This.

[Dan Bongino]

And he said some of his fans laughed at the video, others rolled their eyes. But it was taken seriously by members of the media, some of whom have faced threats for their reporting.

[Captain Morgan]

Oh, Lord, you're the.

[Dan Bongino]

You're the lesser Perez Hilton of news media. Like, I don't know how Brian Stelter has ever had a job. And I don't know how he's come back. And you're seeing the.

[Nick DePaolo]

Hey, we're going on.

[Dan Bongino]

You didn't have to think about it, did you? It just reverberates for your soul. Then Nancy Pelosi responded. Violence and violent imagery to bully the press must be rejected. This July 4th, celebrate freedom of the press. Guardians to our democracy. But enough about the names for your left and right tit. If you don't. If you don't.

[Josh Firestein]

These are the guardians.

[Dan Bongino]

Guardian, Democracy. Democracy, Guardian.

[Josh Firestein]

Let me see your democracies. Show us your guardians.

[Dan Bongino]

Turn on the lights. Democracy dies in darkness.

[Josh Firestein]

Gosh, she had the biggest guardians on her, didn't she?

[Dan Bongino]

If you're lucky, Democracy dies inside. Silence. Now, that is inappropriate. In case you forgot, today has a lot of silly stuff because it's. We all have senioritis. You may have forgotten CNN docs, the creator of the memes, when they're talking about, like, oh, my gosh, the threats by the way, this is where he lives. This is his schedule. A list of his hobbies.

[Captain Morgan]

Wow.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah. So it's.

[Josh Firestein]

They're like reporters from the Purge.

[Dan Bongino]

Applejack. The hell.

[Josh Firestein]

What?

[Dan Bongino]

I was trying out that harvest. Right. What are you doing? Applejack? Yeah. I was trying out the harvest right. Machine. I don't think they cook my meal properly though.

[Captain Morgan]

Really?

[Dan Bongino]

Applejack. It's a freeze dryer. You didn't just put uncooked food into the harvest. Right. Freeze dryer and expect it to cook your meal for you did you don't. No. It's meant to preserve. You're already cooked food. So like you can. You can. You can. Yeah. Well you can take down the volume on that. You can. You can preserve like your favorite meals or snacks. You can do it for meal prep where you just make a whole meal. You cook it and then you just rehydrate it. Once you. Once you put it in there, you can use it for prep. Food lasts for like 25 years. In case anything happens. You can get [e-mail] Crowder it doesn't cook the food well. Maybe it'll work better for my next meal. You already started. What's. What's your next meal? The whole rotisserie chicken. Be good. Yeah. Harvestright.com Sure. I have no idea if they'll still be a sponsor like next time.

[Josh Firestein]

Warning, do not put live animals in freeze dryer.

[Dan Bongino]

No matter how cool it may seem. The freeze dried ice cream sandwiches and we basically just at this point because I wasn't. We've been using it for fruit and candy and it's awesome. But yeah, if you want to do your own food preparation, it's. It's a. It really is valuable to have. But you do have to cook the food beforehand. Plus it's fruit. I guess you don't have to cook it.

[Captain Morgan]

Leave it to Sam to walk away. What a jerk.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, well, what kosher care about chickens, just so you know. Quick update. President Trump announced that Israel agreed to the conditions for 60 day cease fire. He wrote this on Truth. He said my representatives had a long and productive meeting with the Israelis today in Gaza. Israel has agreed to the necessary conditions.

[Nick DePaolo]

To finalize the 60 day ceasefire.

[Dan Bongino]

He kind of went through all of.

[Captain Morgan]

It, so it seems basically threatened them too.

[Dan Bongino]

That Hamas has basically said, oh well, maybe they'll do it if Israel agrees to completely end the war. Just for context. There are still 50 Israeli hostages that are in Hamas captivity or haven't been returned. So 23 seem to be alive that we Know of. So when people talk about like a ceasefire, let me ask you, if it was your family, if it was your family, would you just be like, yeah, okay, you still got mom, you still got my kids. All right? I promise, I promise, no matter what, you know, that no more, I will not do anything else. Okay? You have my word. And they're holding your family hostage. So just kind of keep that in.

[Captain Morgan]

Context, just keep it in mind. And by the way, I just want to see all the people that are the anti Israel crowd out there. And I don't mean, I mean like the far crazies. I mean people who are just like Israel can do, you know, is the main evil and they have to stop. Just make sure that you're out there saying that Hamas should take this deal now, that there should be a 60 day ceasefire. You're against war, right? You're just against war, period. Well, there seem to be two people participating. One is saying they'll pause for 60 days. The other one, I hope to see you out there. You've made the rounds before. I'll think about it, make the rounds again.

[Dan Bongino]

Wait a second, you're not still Jewish, are you then? No. So speaking of terms that are constantly changing, remember when male, female, man, woman used to be a thing? That was nice.

[Captain Morgan]

Those are the days.

[Dan Bongino]

Classic. But now you penn, because Donald Trump has applied some pressure. The Lia Thomas fiasco, they're going back and they're having to change the history books, and that's because President Trump is doing what we all know is right, and it's finally coming to fruition.

[Nick DePaolo]

So take your testicles and dead names like Kyle.

[Josh Firestein]

It's not a question. There's a bulge between your thighs.

[Dan Bongino]

Gum.

[Josh Firestein]

Blataly predictable to anyone with eyes. Trump's getting things set right with title nine.

[Dan Bongino]

It should have been a slower zoom, but I'll take it. So for those of you who missed it and the media really doesn't want to cover this, it's a tough one for them. Upenn, they caved. And the one takeaway here is these people don't have any conviction. Those on the left, right. We will protect decency and we will stand up for what is right. Until someone says, yeah, you're gonna, you're gonna lose a little bit of money that you actually claim that you don't need because you don't receive federal funding. And they go, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait. Sorry, tranny's, you're on your own. Okay, all right. They just don't actually have any Convictions. They don't, they don't really believe anything. So Upenn caved to the Trump administration because there was a Title 9 investigation into the Transformer man, current man, swimmer Leah Thomas. And this was, of course, a big source of controversy, but now they're caving because of money. This morning, the University of Pennsylvania reversing course, saying it will now ban transgender athletes and strip trans swimmer Leah Thomas of her swimming titles. The school reaching a deal with the.

[Josh Firestein]

Trump administration saying it will comply with.

[Dan Bongino]

Title IX as interpreted by the Department of Education. Lia Thomas. Thomas made history in 2022, becoming the first openly transgender athlete to win an NCAA Division 1 title. The win sparked fierce debate over fairness, including from some of Thomas own teammates. I knew there would be scrutiny against me if I competed as a woman. I was prepared for that. Oh, how'd you guess?

[Josh Firestein]

But I wanted to win, and I couldn't win as a man.

[Captain Morgan]

No.

[Dan Bongino]

So why have they changed their tune? Well, President Trump, this administration, they cut off $175 million in funding for title. So now, according to the agreement, UPENN is going to issue a public apology promising to use biology based definitions. You promise they're going to put the apology in a prominent location and on their website, they're going to send a personalized apology to each affected swimmer. Yes. And they are going to restore the records and titles to the female swimmers and anyone who was slighted. So this really is embarrassing for them when you think about it.

[Captain Morgan]

It's unbelievable.

[Josh Firestein]

It's embarrassing for a university to say, we're gonna start using biology.

[Dan Bongino]

Yes. Yeah. Like, all right, we'll send them a personal apology. Okay. Yeah. And we'll post it publicly. Okay. Yes. We'll put it on our website. Okay. Yes. And we'll use biology. Yeah. Okay. Yes. And we'll restore the records. It's very different from the stand you were willing to take back then. In case you've forgotten, if you didn't have President Trump in office right now, back then, Upenn nominated Lia Thomas for the NCAA Woman of the Year. Well, she's a guy. So in 2022, keep in mind, this is the guy Thomas set records in. People often say, like, well, it's not really a problem. It only affects 1% of 1% of the population. No, we get it. Because they're freaks. But that doesn't mean that that makes this. Right. So, for example, when you, you have the Olympics and you have a non female fighting another non female for the number one and two medal spots in the women's boxing category in the Olympics, you go like, okay, maybe this is a little bit absurd. Thomas set records not just in the 100, also in the 200, and in the 500 categories, the freestyle set records.

[Josh Firestein]

Records for women swimming. It should just be called other. It should be called men's and other.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah.

[Captain Morgan]

Do you know how many. Do you know where he ranked among men? About 463rd.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah.

[Josh Firestein]

That's pretty good, right?

[Captain Morgan]

160 men that were better than this guy. And he won the women's division.

[Dan Bongino]

Yes. Well, as of today, it looks like Thomas has been deleted from all of the records. Aside from his inclusion in the 400 meter freestyle relay. They put as much effort into removing him, by the way, from the record as Thomas did removing his penis. Yeah, that's. Goodbye. Quite lazy.

[Josh Firestein]

They could have tucked him.

[Dan Bongino]

And here's the thing. They're not changing their views. This is all the lesson here is it's all about. And so when you see these companies, a lot of these companies that are diagnosed leftists, if they're going unwoke, quote unquote, a lot of them are just doing it because they can't hemorrhage the money. UPENN just can't hemorrhage. They can't. They can't actually stand by their beliefs if it means sacrificing any dollars. Think about that for a second. And they want to tell you that you're immoral. At least you're willing to stand for what you believe in. These people never are because they're so used to being the frontrunner and they're so used to having all the dollars that any challenge any adversity and they fold. It's unbelievable. They're not changing their views. So the president, actually, Larry Jamison, noted Penn has never maintained a policy of its own regarding the participation of transgender athletes in intercollegiate sports. Nor do we maintain our own policies related to other NCAA rules. What? It doesn't even sound like that's accurate. And also, by the way, exclusive to us. We have to keep this anonymous. But behind the scenes, UPENN is still trying to dismiss a former swimmer's lawsuit, claiming that it didn't violate the law.

[Captain Morgan]

Come on. So a lot of the teammates had said that the teammates pushed back.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah.

[Captain Morgan]

It's because they saw a penis in their locker room every day, right? You imagine?

[Josh Firestein]

Yeah, I can't imagine, actually. I can't imagine Steven walks around with that thing swinging all around.

[Dan Bongino]

Oh, come on now. It's more of a flick. Sounds like it sounds like the mini noise makers that you get at, like Chuck E. Cheese, that don't really make the noise nice. Aw. Now, this seems pretty sensible, but some people may not appreciate just how insane our world has been. I mean, I was, I've been here since 2008, and I watched new genders emerge where you can even watch the first change my mind. There are only two genders in which I asked, okay, what is a woman? What is a male? What is a female? What's a man? What's a woman? We need to establish these terms to the next installments where people weren't arguing. Well, actually, there's more than two. They were arguing. There's countless genders. I was here in real time. And now people are returning to biology. But if you're not aware of that, you may not fully appreciate what we're about to present. The Reddit retards. And when I look at the Reddit politics thread form, it almost feels like I'm, like I'm discovering someone who's been in a foxhole and doesn't know that the war is over.

[Captain Morgan]

Like Brendan Fraser coming out of the world.

[Dan Bongino]

Like, they don't realize people are done with this now. This is not a thing. No one's actually going along with it. So let me read you some, some comparisons and analogies. This is from Restart from zero. This is at Reddit, they said, first Penn State covered up children being raped for years. Now Upenn does this. Okay, Billy, I thought you would hit the. Sorry, retarded. Yeah, so first off, I almost missed one of the mistakes here when I first read this, because you're like, wait, you're comparing child race rape, right? To restoring women's records. And then I realized it wasn't. It's not even the same school, and it's Penn State and Upenn, and Penn.

[Josh Firestein]

State doesn't educate children.

[Dan Bongino]

It's.

[Josh Firestein]

Yeah, they're adult. They were adult men.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, I, I, Yeah, I know, but they're talking about covering up rape is what's the same right now.

[Josh Firestein]

Yeah, it's not even this.

[Dan Bongino]

It's just, it's. Both are tragedies. Don't you understand? That's like, that would be like me saying, first there was a clock tower shooting at UT Austin, and then they stopped serving fajitas at Texas Tech.

[Josh Firestein]

What is going on?

[Dan Bongino]

Tragedy.

[Captain Morgan]

How dare you.

[Dan Bongino]

Here's another Reddit retard Ms. Lynn wrote, the amount that this administration is obsessed with other people's genitals is weird. This is what they. Yeah, this is what they do, right? Like, yeah, yeah, let's just let a man. Let's let a man with a penis set women's records and steal medals from. And then when you go, no, no, hold on a second. That's wrong and we're going to correct it. You know, justice. You guys are all about restorative justice. You couldn't find a more clear example of restorative justice than women who lost medals they had rightfully earned because of some political agenda of the day, which has now been proven to be a lie, biologically, scientifically. And then they accuse you of being obsessed with someone else's genitals. No, look, we don't care what genitals you have. Just don't. Don't put them around other people who don't have the same genitals when your spaces are supposed to be separated because of your genitals. Excuse me, could you please put your.

[Josh Firestein]

Big, giant cock away?

[Nick DePaolo]

Why are you obsessed with my penis?

[Dan Bongino]

Why are you obsessed with it?

[Nick DePaolo]

Why are you obsessed? Yeah, you just have penis on the brain.

[Captain Morgan]

Touch it, weirdo.

[Dan Bongino]

Conversion therapy.

[Josh Firestein]

Doing the helicopter.

[Nick DePaolo]

Why are you obsessed? Grow up.

[Dan Bongino]

Enjoy the breeze. So Malaix writes on Red Reddit, all it cost, everyone was everything. But hey, at least the concentration camp alligator Alcatraz has a merch store so you can get a hat while trying to visit your Hispanic friends and family. I know, I know, I know. It's like, how does it. What does this have to do with this? It doesn't. It doesn't. These people are retarded.

[Josh Firestein]

I bet you the prisoners hope that there's T shirts that they get to wear that say Alligator Alcatraz. Yeah, that would be cool. I survived alligator Alcatraz, and you arrive.

[Dan Bongino]

In Venezuela, you ride with an alligator cup and a curly straw. It's a souvenir cup.

[Josh Firestein]

I get to refill it next time.

[Dan Bongino]

I got no good refills. It's like Rainforest Cafe, only, you know, I mean, I paid the price.

[Josh Firestein]

By the way, there's a giant alligator tooth that you can take a picture with. No friendship.

[Captain Morgan]

Family get to visit. You're gonna be alone until you're sent back to your home country.

[Dan Bongino]

Okay, here's one of my favorite ones. Reddit retards, he says. I wish I knew. Yep, even Hitler didn't take away Jesse Owens medals. Oh, wow. What.

[Josh Firestein]

What does that even mean?

[Dan Bongino]

But I'm sure that's next on the list for this regime. Damn, Adolf was too dei. What are you talking about? So you think. Hold on a second. So you Think that ensuring that women's medals go to women, that. You're reading the tea leaves here, huh? And you think that Donald Trump is, he's coming for Jesse Owens medals next. There's no saving these people. There's no saving these people. Just let them descend into the abyss of retardation where they belong. This has been Reddit, really. Retards. All right.

[Captain Morgan]

One of my favorite stingers, and this.

[Dan Bongino]

Is when we wanted to spend some time on here today. The media, of course, they lie about everything. I mean, and just think about if they can't lie, they just make these false equivalencies. Jesse didn't take Jesse Owens medals. Why are you gonna take a medal from Lia Thomas? Well, I'm taking a woman's medal away from a man.

[Captain Morgan]

Right. Not a black man's medal away from other men.

[Josh Firestein]

I know he wasn't competing in the white race.

[Dan Bongino]

No, no. And you know, here's the thing too. It goes back to. I really think they've sort of tipped their hand because back when it was same sex marriage, which by the way, gay marriage, I oppose then and I oppose now. I think civil union's got it right. There's a bunch of problems with marriage laws and a bunch of problem with divorce laws. I get all that, I think, but it's supposed to be a covenant. It was based on the idea of child rearing. We wanted to encourage nuclear families. Don't apologize for it. I was against it then, I'm against it now. The comparison that they used to make back then is they would say, so I guess, yes, you must be opposed. So you're one of those people who would have been opposed to interracial marriage. No, no. And here's how you know you are the racist because you're, you're actually making a false equivalency. Let me tell you why mine's not. I don't believe that a white mother can provide anything to a child that a black mother can. By and large, I don't believe that a white father can exclusively provide something to a child that a black father can't. Assuming he's.

[Captain Morgan]

Yeah.

[Dan Bongino]

I don't believe that a man can provide to a child what a woman can as a mother. It's not the same. Men and women are not fundamentally interchangeable. I believe that most people from different races, assuming similar cultural backgrounds and upbringings. Right. Assuming the nurture component is similar. Assuming that I believe that black and white men and white and black women, as far as raising children or the ability to be a Wife or husband are fundamentally interchangeable. I do not believe that men and women are. It's the same thing. They do. Here they go. So it's just like Jesse Owens. Oh, okay. So you actually don't get. You actually think that there's that much of a difference between white and black men? Or are you saying there is? There's no difference between men and women. What equivalency is it that you are drawing? They can't help but trip themselves up in their own racism. No, I wasn't opposed to interracial marriage. Marriage. I'm not opposed. I'm opposed to same sex marriage, to be clear. No, I'm not opposed to blacks beating white people in sports. Yeah.

[Josh Firestein]

Are you implying that they have some kind of advantage?

[Dan Bongino]

I'm opposed to men beating women in sports because that's. There you go. It's like this really shouldn't be that hard. For proof, see every textbook on biology that has ever existed up until the year 2015 or so. Now we move on to the next slide. Lie that President Trump. Now it's not. He's not going after violent criminals. Mr. Homan lied on this show. He's not going after drug dealers. He's not going after traffickers. He's not even going after people who are here illegally. Now President Trump is actually going after native born American citizens. He's denaturalizing them and sending them away, even though they are already rightfully Americans. That brings us to another installment of Claim Truth and by the way, the best way to follow us, because this is the kind of stuff that'll just get throttled on YouTube. Download the Rumble app. Follow me there. We're live weekdays at 11am Eastern, but you also get notified if we do a special stream or if there are clips that go up. You don't have to be beholden to an algorithm where a notification bell or subscription box works or doesn't, depending on how someone at YouTube feels that day or Facebook, wherever it is. All right, here's the first claim that they are making. All references available link in the description that President Trump is now flippantly and maliciously stripping citizenship from already American citizens. More and more of the people Trump is arresting and slating for deportation are.

[Unknown Speaker]

People whose only crime is lacking legal immigration status.

[Dan Bongino]

All while Trump is actively revoking the legal immigration status from huge swaps of formerly legal immigrants. I think we will continue to see the largest de documentation of individuals, families who came here through legal pathways, deduct them from the country.

[Unknown Speaker]

Donald Trump's Rhetoric around immigration has pretended as though it focuses only on undocumented folks. You now have NPR reporting that the Justice Department is aggressively prioritizing efforts to strengthen. Strip some Americans of their U.S. citizens.

[Dan Bongino]

We'll get to the article.

[Unknown Speaker]

Department leadership is directing its attorneys to prioritize denaturalization in cases involving naturalized citizens who commit certain crimes.

[Dan Bongino]

What are the, what are the guardrails here? And you just said it's a little loosey goosey. This is not a good thing to be loose. Enough about your snitch.

[Unknown Speaker]

Denaturalizing people, sending them to jails in El Salvador.

[Josh Firestein]

What's wrong with El Salvador? I thought it was a perfectly good, nice country.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, all cultures are equal.

[Josh Firestein]

What's wrong with you?

[Dan Bongino]

I hear there's an opening at Alligator Alcatraz. So here's the truth. President Trump, this administration, they are denaturalizing people who got their citizenship through fraud or people who are terrorists or war criminals. To be clear, certain crimes. Yeah, certain, certain, certain crimes. Like terrorism. Like minor. Like war crimes, like lying to get these papers in the the first place. You know, he's basically seeking to enforce the contract as any other contract would be enforced if you commit fraud. So let me read the directives here. It's really clear from the doj. They will be ensuring that those who unlawfully procured citizenship, including those who obtained it through fraud or concealment of material information, do not maintain the benefits of the unlawful procurement. Meaning if you lied to get these papers, if you lied to get some form of citizenship, and specifically if you lied about information that would have rendered you ineligible for this benefit, for this privilege. Oh, okay. We're just going to treat you like the person you are. Had you not lied. Had we known. Do you have an act of warrant out for your rest? Have you committed crimes? No. Turns out, yes. So the contract is null and void. Also includes people like war criminals, terrorists, human traffickers. But we know how big on the human trafficking the left is, as we see with Grego Garcia.

[Captain Morgan]

That's true.

[Dan Bongino]

They can't help themselves.

[Captain Morgan]

No, the Maryland father, Steve.

[Dan Bongino]

That's right, the Maryland father.

[Captain Morgan]

Father of so many trafficked children.

[Josh Firestein]

Apparently they protested ICE the day that they rescued 60 children in Florida, right?

[Dan Bongino]

Yep, Absolutely.

[Captain Morgan]

And by the way, return them to their families also.

[Dan Bongino]

You can go read up on this. I don't want to spend too much time. Denaturalization has been a legal tool since 1952. This is not unprecedented. This is not the first time this has happened. And of course, it should apply to people who have committed fraud or are war criminals or terrorists. Yes.

[Captain Morgan]

And by the way, just in case there was any confusion, the snippet that we showed you guys, I understand people read paragraphs differently sometimes they may think, oh, sorry, the very next page has like 10 examples of exactly what they're going to do and the people they're going after, like 10 of them.

[Dan Bongino]

Right.

[Captain Morgan]

Could have just scrolled down the list and saved us all a bunch of time.

[Josh Firestein]

Yeah, that's what I do now, actually, when I see a crazy headline, I go, all right, let's, yeah, let's see about this. Let's just go to the middle of this. Let's skip four ads.

[Captain Morgan]

It doesn't take five minutes to read it.

[Dan Bongino]

No, no, you're absolutely right. And the worst is when you go like NPR or something and they have like a, they have a hyperlink. Let me go check the third party source. And it's just another NPR article that's completely unrelated. You're like, wow, maybe I, I read.

[Captain Morgan]

It because I'm like, maybe they misunderstood. And then I'm like, oh, this was like five sections. There's literally one paragraph about this and then like 10 examples.

[Dan Bongino]

Let me click on the PubMed. Oh, it's an ad. I guess I do need SPF 90 sunscreen.

[Josh Firestein]

Yeah.

[Dan Bongino]

So here's the next claim that you'll see them making right now. That regular Americans actually. Don't listen to the guy. Me, don't listen. It's actually regular Americans are being targeted. Here's an article that says the Trump administration wants to strip US Citizenship from migrants with civil convictions. Okay, well that seems pretty self explanatory. Okay, that's not necessarily normal. Here's an NPR article too. Again, you just read a bit, little bit further. Here's the NPR article. I believe this is the headline. It says, yeah, the Justice Department is aggressively prioritizing efforts to strip some Americans of their U.S. citizenship.

[Josh Firestein]

The way that sounds, yeah, it's like they're coming after me.

[Dan Bongino]

Well, that's the thing is they, in this article, they lead with, hey, this was a. For example, meet this military veteran who was denaturalized last month. He's just like you. Here's the truth. Said military veteran was a child pornographer who only admitted it after he got his citizenship and was caught.

[Captain Morgan]

Now that's likely something they won't let you in the country if you admit beforehand. So yeah, you know, I would hope not.

[Josh Firestein]

I don't know if they do stop those people, but I would hope.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Captain Morgan]

I would want them in.

[Josh Firestein]

I would hope that's one of their questions. Like, hey, any chance you are obsessed with naked children? Yeah, sorry, can't come in.

[Captain Morgan]

Oh, sorry I asked this question. I mean, we ask everybody.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, we have to ask trafficker. Right? Forgive me. Me. No, wait, you are when I go to donate blood. And by the way, you bastards keep calling me because I have a rare blood tip. But when I go in, you make me go through the whole questionnaire again and have to read. It's like you called me, you little turds. So, point is, they asked me if I've spent time in certain areas of Europe in like, the 1970s because of mad cow.

[Captain Morgan]

Yeah, because you were. Before you were born, you traveled to Europe.

[Dan Bongino]

Right. And then they ask me, or Maybe it's the 80s, and they ask me, you know, if you're. Obviously, I guess, if I'm gay or then, like, if I even like butts. I'm like, well, depending who it's on.

[Nick DePaolo]

Like, they can be very, very detailed.

[Dan Bongino]

And we can't ask like, we're wrong for going. Wait a second, you can't be in here. Why? Because you're. You're a child pornographer. Well, in the Netherlands, first they came for the child pornographers and we said nothing. Then they came for the pedophiles, and I said nothing. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak. Yeah, I'm fine with it. So this guy, this veteran, he hid his crimes throughout the entire process. He lied on his application, he lied in his immigration interview. And even further down in this article, again, remember the headlines from npr. The Justice Department is aggressively prioritizing efforts to strip. It's DOJ announces plans to prioritize cases to revoke citizenship. They are stripping US Citizens later on in their own article, it says at least one person has already been denaturalized. In recent weeks, a judge ordered the revocation of the citizenship of Elliot Duke, who uses they them pronouns.

[Captain Morgan]

First, red flag, not in.

[Josh Firestein]

Well, you better respect their pronouns.

[Dan Bongino]

Duke is an American military veteran originally from the uk who was convicted for distributing child sexual abuse material, something they later admitted they were doing prior to becoming a US Citizen. Oh. Oh, God. How about we revoke your right to life?

[Captain Morgan]

Yes, absolutely, 100%. And by the way, you should include they them under pronouns just to trick people into self selecting out. If you check that box immediately. Go on. No, you cannot come into this country. We do not need to import trannies.

[Dan Bongino]

No, we do not.

[Josh Firestein]

Hello, I am the Duke of pedophilia.

[Dan Bongino]

That's right.

[Josh Firestein]

I use they, them pronouns.

[Dan Bongino]

Please use the correct one. That's right. I'm a lord of smut.

[Josh Firestein]

Now show me your butts.

[Nick DePaolo]

I.

[Dan Bongino]

I hear you're running low on lords of smut. You know, I can feel that gap. Drop your knickers. You're what, brother? The only citizenship I want this person, I don't care if this person is a veteran. This they, them who was a child pornographer, that I want them to have is a citizenship in hell. How about that? A citizenship in the River Styx.

[Josh Firestein]

Yeah, that one can't be stripped.

[Dan Bongino]

That one doesn't.

[Captain Morgan]

It doesn't matter anymore. Where they're a citizen, right?

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah.

[Captain Morgan]

Their life, not their citizenship. Their life.

[Dan Bongino]

Be sure to tell bills above your pronouns. You'll get right on that.

[Captain Morgan]

You thought Jordan Peterson was hard to convince? All right, well, you will be raped.

[Dan Bongino]

By they and them.

[Nick DePaolo]

For eternity. We've got a they, them.

[Dan Bongino]

They just show up. It's like. And I now present to you all the medals you could have won if you stayed a man. So this just proves to you that you never really know someone's history. To be clear. And we've run into this until you do a little digging.

[Captain Morgan]

Hey, Devin, could you come to my office for a minute, please?

[Dan Bongino]

Sure. Thanks.

[Captain Morgan]

Look, Devin, since we hired you, I've really learned so much about you. Who you are.

[Unknown Speaker]

Look, I know what this is about. I lied on my application. You got me. I know. I know. I violated my parole in Idaho, putting you guys at a lot of risk. Have done bad things. A lot of bad things. Like fraud and armed robbery. And the Maui fires. The hamster, the office hamster. He didn't die of old age, Mr. Jingles. Bastard really pissed me off, but it's no excuse.

[Captain Morgan]

Okay, look, I don't really know what to say. I actually called you in here just to tell you that I thought you were doing a good job.

[Unknown Speaker]

Oh, well. Well, thank you. Oh, and Gerald.

[Dan Bongino]

Uh Huh?

[Unknown Speaker]

Tell a soul what I said today or you'll end up with Mr. Jingles sooner than you thought.

[Captain Morgan]

Where is Mr. Jingles?

[Dan Bongino]

Tell a soul, Mr. Jingles. The point is that vetting. The point is that vetting is necessary. Here's the next client claim that they're going to make those on the left. All references available. Link in the description that actually President Trump's extreme vetting isn't necessary. They'll do this all the time and say, well, technically, we don't need a law for that because it's not Necessary. You're like, oh, don't you. What do you mean? We don't need the age of consent law? Because it's already. It's already a thing. It's like, yeah, but aren't.

[Josh Firestein]

Sounds like you're doing it.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, that's what it sounds like. Kind of sounds like you don't want people to do the thing. That'll stop you from doing the thing. So.

[Josh Firestein]

Not me.

[Dan Bongino]

Here are some headlines from the aclu. Extreme wedding of visitors poses an extreme threat to our principles and our security. Why are you doing Marvin the Marsh? I don't know. You can see this. The remnants of the peaceful protest. This comes from.

[Nick DePaolo]

This comes from the hell.

[Dan Bongino]

Keep cut. Ideological vetting of immigrants is an unlawful idea. I guess if you just say it. You silly bitch.

[Captain Morgan]

We should always have headlines in that voice.

[Dan Bongino]

Daily News claim that we need extreme.

[Nick DePaolo]

Vetting is extremely baseless.

[Josh Firestein]

Just let anyone in.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah. Extreme twice. I love. I love it. It's a threat to our principles and to our security to vet people coming into the country. She's no one else.

[Josh Firestein]

You know what? You know what else is a threat to security? You know, metal detectors in a courthouse.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Or.

[Josh Firestein]

Come on, let him in with the guy.

[Dan Bongino]

What are you.

[Nick DePaolo]

What are you doing?

[Dan Bongino]

Or, you know, locks on your door.

[Josh Firestein]

Oh, yeah, those are security alarms.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah.

[Josh Firestein]

Window breaking alarms, smoke alarms, even a.

[Dan Bongino]

Door itself is a form of vetting. Just to be clear. Is to. Is to vet. Like, let's see how much you really want to come in here. And then you add a lock to it. Okay. It's another. So this is the thing. We all know that there has to be some vetting. It's just that the left doesn't want there to be, you know, vetting that actually might keep you safe. It's all political football. Here's the trouble. Truth, it's verifiably wrong. We absolutely need some vetting. Let me explain to you. People have been allowed in from countries that can't or don't even produce basic documents. Meaning there can be nobody. Let me give you an example. Somalia. They have no official birth certificate or marriage certificate. They have no official IDs, police records, proof of things like birth and marriage. They're done through personal affidavits, and the State Department even wrote about this thing. Although the United States formally recognized the new government of Somalia on January 17, 2013, there continues to be no recognized, competent civil authority to issue civil documents. Meaning, hey, where were you born? How can you prove it? This person says so that's it. It's an affidavit. It's somewhat. It's hearsay. Maybe that's how you end up with someone like Ilhan Omar here who married her brother.

[Josh Firestein]

Well, we don't know. There's no know.

[Dan Bongino]

They didn't have any proof in her case. She does. She was. She did so funny.

[Josh Firestein]

She was arguing.

[Dan Bongino]

No, no, I'm serious.

[Josh Firestein]

I married my brother.

[Dan Bongino]

Yes, exactly.

[Josh Firestein]

You have to believe. Ask my sister.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Nick DePaolo]

Ask our parents.

[Dan Bongino]

We only know because you're trying to one up her terrorist friends at parties.

[Josh Firestein]

Yeah, well, did you marry your brother?

[Captain Morgan]

I did.

[Dan Bongino]

Call me when you marry your brother.

[Josh Firestein]

He is the captain now.

[Dan Bongino]

The captain of my heart and womb. So, some other countries with official document issues. Let's call them. Yeah, and I'm sure the list will surprise you. Afghanistan? No. Ethiopia. I know. I read it. I said the cradle of civilization.

[Nick DePaolo]

Say it ain't so.

[Dan Bongino]

Yemen, Sierra Leone and Equatorial Guinea.

[Captain Morgan]

Not sure why we included that one, but they just.

[Dan Bongino]

They don't have any documents. I know. We don't need any vetting. It's a threat to our principles. Okay. How do you know who these people are?

[Josh Firestein]

They document the diamonds in Sierra Leone better than the people.

[Dan Bongino]

I know, it's crazy.

[Captain Morgan]

Listen, that's on us. That one's our bad.

[Dan Bongino]

So let me put this all together here today, okay? Again, what would the left do if they had completely unfettered power? There would be no Alligator Alcatraz, because there would be no deportations. We wouldn't have a border. We'd still have a record number of terrorists and. And just illegal aliens. That's bad enough pouring through the border. We would continue to violate basic women's rights as far as college sports, as far as women's only spaces. And we would not vet anybody coming from countries that have no official documentation. And they're very, very clear. They would not denaturalize a child pornographer.

[Captain Morgan]

They wouldn't even stop. It's always about not enforcing the law.

[Dan Bongino]

Right.

[Captain Morgan]

I was just thinking about this. It kind of all came together.

[Dan Bongino]

They're.

[Captain Morgan]

They'll say, well, it's already against the law for illegals to get Medicaid. Yeah, but there's some on there, so you should be in support of this bill. No, we're not in support of this bill. Well, it's. It's already against the law for people to be illegal in this country and vote in an election. So why do we have to do anything else? Well, no, it's because we think people might be voting in this election illegally. So can we please have some voter ID or some kind of constraints? It's already against the law every single time. They're like, it's against the law, but they don't want to enforce the laws that we have. It's extreme vetting. It's not vetting. Vetting, like vetting regular killer. It's extreme vetting to make sure that people don't come into this country that shouldn't be here. Like child sex traffickers.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah. This is tools for proof so you can enforce law. Be like saying, well, murder's already illegal, so I don't. I don't think we need this new DNA evidence fed. It's like, no, no. Yeah. It's to actually find out if people are doing some murdering.

[Captain Morgan]

And it's just. It's so hypocritical. Nobody needs a firearm unless you're a part of my security detail. It's that same kind of logic on all of these things. It's the, no, no cash bail. It's just like, you know, turning these people back out into the city to commit crimes. I just. I don't understand how you can build a society that way.

[Dan Bongino]

Well, this is how the left wants to weaponize the law and then not enforce it, meaning they want to weaponize it in a way that is so selective that it almost exclusively harms their political enemies while not enforcing it as it applies to you, you know, laws that keep you safe at large. In other words, there are people on the left who actually believe that Donald Trump taking a loan that he paid back with interest and the bank was happy to do and would have taken again because he tried to pay less on his property taxes, as everybody does. They believe that that is a more gross violation of the law than a child pornographer coming into this country and lying about. And this is how, you know they're full of shit. They go, oh, well, Donald Trump must be, even though he's the first person who would be charged in this position matter, because no one is above the law. What about human trafficker Abrego Garcia? No one is above the law. What about child pornographer? No one is above the law. What about people coming in from Somalia who don't have papers? No one is above the law. What about the child sex offenders who we've discussed, who, by the way, have taken advantage of transgender LGBTQ AIP laws? No one is above the law. What about the Biden family? No one is above the. What about the Clintons? No one is above the law. What About Michael Brown? What about George Floyd? What about Tookie William? Like you constantly tell us that people shouldn't have to follow the law. What about catch and release? What about cash bail? No one is above the law. You can't take a loan that you pay back with interest. But you can take pictures of those children's butts. You guys start to understand how evil it is and then you understand how evil the media is, is when they run cover. If you were watching, see if you were one of like the nine people watching CNN or abc, NBC, CBS and believing it, you would believe that right now Donald Trump is rounding up naturalized American citizens and just as a goof, deporting them to a country where they've never been. When they're paying their taxes here and my God, just seeking a better life. You wouldn't know that serial lying child pornographers and criminals are losing the privilege of committing crimes and child pornography here stateside. You wouldn't know that a Brago Garcia, allegedly human trafficker, including children. It always, you can see it when it dawns on people's faces. Yeah, you're like, hey, you know, there are more slaves right now than ever on earth. Record history. What? How? Hey, what do you think the first steps would be to stop it?

[Josh Firestein]

Well, I don't know.

[Dan Bongino]

I think it's bad. What's your. They've never thought of it. How about sealing up border? How about setting up some interception points where they are most likely to engage in said trafficking activity? Borders?

[Josh Firestein]

How about a federal law enforcement.

[Dan Bongino]

Yeah. Agency.

[Captain Morgan]

How about no sanctuary cities so we don't let them stay here and do that kind of stuff.

[Dan Bongino]

No one is above the law. No, what you really mean is you don't want a free society. Those on the left, they don't. What they want is a society where only they can WFIELD the hammer that is the law. And they exclusively, aggressively wielded against their political enemies. See Barack Obama and the irs. See the Clinton Foundation. See journalist. See, of course, what happened with the Hunter Biden laptop story. See what happened with Donald Trump and the doj. See what happened with COVID and people who lost their jobs while there were criminals allowed to roam free. There is zero consistency. And this is why the left will continue to devour itself and right. It's not left and right. It really isn't anymore. I'm sorry. Sorry. If you just look at these stories today, it truly is good versus evil. Oh, that sounds absolutist. You're right. Hey, it's time for reverse super chat. That's right. Reverse. You know how people often they like you send in chats where you send us money, right? We don't do that.

[Captain Morgan]

No, you just, you have to join Rumble Premium.

[Dan Bongino]

You join Rumble Premium or you don't in a minute. Yeah, but we do explain it. You know that you have a better handle on it.

[Captain Morgan]

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[Dan Bongino]

Well, just like we were talking about the selective application of the law, it's no more clearly on display than the IRS, Mr. Jingles.