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Steven Crowder
Oh, he's gone. Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Welcome to the lineup live. I'm sure Gerald will be back. Look, there are some developments right now. Right now, with Iran unfolding this very second, we're gonna Go back. Hey, we're gonna count down the days. I said give it three months before he really analyzed this, right? This is how conflicts start. Military, you don't know exactly how it transpires. And right now there's a lot of kind of oscillating, but seems to be moving in the right direction. I have a few points I'd like to make, and I'm curious as to your opinions on Iran right now. When they say death to America, they mean it. And if they say that they can build 10 nukes, that they were bluffing or lying. And who's in on the conspiracy? Also, we talked about Cuba last week. Well, champagne socialists went to Cuba. Convoy, Code Pink. Hassan, the Irish rapper Nae Cap and the power that was required for their little Pro Commie concert literally killed people. On with the show. Maverick here preparing to pursue target. Talk to me, Quarterback Goose.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Roger that, Quarterback Goose here.
Steven Crowder
You give him hell.
March (Guest/Co-host)
I got you six.
Steven Crowder
Okay, I have target locked. We see this as a violent threat. You bet your sweet ass. Jack Dorsey engaging target.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Roger that, Maverick. Damn it.
Steven Crowder
Missed him.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Uh, Maverick, looks like you have company on your tail. When did Zuckerberg get here?
Steven Crowder
As long as there are people spreading misinformation, this is going to be an ongoing conflict. Well, this complicates things.
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Steven Crowder
Two cute men.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Tell them to put the Zima on ice. Now the party started.
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Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before.
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James (Guest/Co-host)
Too cute, Maddie. Oh my God. Oh my God, It burn. Help me. Oh my God, it burn. Oh my go. Ah, hell. Looks like you have a Wojcicki on your fine.
Steven Crowder
We have community guidelines.
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Steven Crowder
This day just keeps getting better and better.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Wouldn't be so sure. I can't shake her. Aw, shoot, she's locked onto me. Quarterback Tooth. How were to have Asian donut? Why do you have in the room? I hear you boys ordered a half Asian ass kicking. Half Asian lawyer Bill Richmond. Half Asian lawyer Bill Richmond.
March (Guest/Co-host)
You son of a.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Don't worry, boys, I got this. That's what I'm talking about. Woo. Looks like you just got sucker burned, Chinaman. Go get some. Hey, Jack, you know the difference between precedent and precedents?
Steven Crowder
I don't have answers to that.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Cause I'm about to set one right on your ass. He got all of that one. Did you see your Maverick World Star that he's a marvel. Hey, Susan, you ordered no msg, right? Yeah. I hear it's bad for your health. You know what's worse?
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James (Guest/Co-host)
Don't worry, boys. Looks like I'm gonna have to do this the old fashioned way. I'm taking water pill. No.
Steven Crowder
Satoshi Tataro.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Oh, my God. Oh. Oh, my God.
Steven Crowder
Half aged lawyer Bill Richmond. Talk to me. Do you read me? Half Asian lawyer Bill Richmond.
James (Guest/Co-host)
You boys didn't think you could get rid of me that easy, did you? Half Asian Bill. You're alive.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, we thought you were a goner. Half Asian Bill.
James (Guest/Co-host)
And miss all those billable hours? Not a chance.
Steven Crowder
I'm just glad you're okay. Just checked your Laddie Long. Looks like you'll be landing in Palo Alto before beer clock.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Palo Alto? Oh.
Steven Crowder
Click Rumble premium and join now for 99 annually or 9.99amonth to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content creators and free speec. Glad to be. Oh, well, look who decided to show. Thank you, Gerald.
Guest/Co-host
Oh, that's what you did when I was gone.
Steven Crowder
What did we. What did you guys relax. We talked about how grateful we are for him, right?
James (Guest/Co-host)
Yeah.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
It was like, whoa, we have such a good CEO. It's so. You know, we're so proud to work under him.
Steven Crowder
He manages. The money's good and he has a vision and a mission statement.
News Reporter/Commentator
Yep.
Steven Crowder
We said like. And we also. We're just so glad that he's. He's colorblind because he sees you for you, you know?
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Yeah. Yeah. Never any judgment here.
Steven Crowder
No, no, not at all. Which is why it's weird that you're so hateful. Hey, let me ask you this. Where should the left the communist Marxists where should next on their aid mission hell got Gaza. Well, they've already been to Gaza. Maybe Iran, huh? That might be fun.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
What about Canada?
Steven Crowder
Well, there's a story.
Guest/Co-host
You know, a lot of.
Steven Crowder
A lot of people moved to Canada because of Trump, and then they found out that they couldn't work for six months on their visa. Like, what's the.
James (Guest/Co-host)
What am I supposed to do?
Steven Crowder
Die?
Guest/Co-host
Maid service?
Steven Crowder
Captain Morgan, CEO. How are you? Better. Good. I'm glad. A little lighter. And Friday, Saturday. Oh, April 24th, 25th at Comedy Avenue in Lawton, Oklahoma.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
That's right.
Steven Crowder
CMU. Love, Mr. Josh Firestein.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
How are you? I'm good.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Good.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
That's gonna be a fun one. That's by Fort Sill. So a lot of artillery, army men.
Steven Crowder
I don't know that which I love.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
I love army men.
Guest/Co-host
Oh, you do, huh?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, I used to play with them, love them. I dial it back a little bit just to set the tone here. Some high energy who this man is becoming more and more like the caricature of this man where I can't tell the difference. So the ragin caj Jim Carville decided to go out and make the case simp, if you will, for Gavin Newsom in a rant against President Trump. I just should warn you beforehand. Yes, it does get to be a little gross. There's spittle and food on his lip, but he uploaded it anyway.
Jim Carville
Maybe you saw this in news reports where our sack of sh. T president said that Gavin Newsom couldn't be president because he has dyslexia. Let me tell you something.
Steven Crowder
You.
Jim Carville
You know who has two thumbs, speaks French and has dyslexia?
Guest Commentator
Mwah.
Jim Carville
That's right.
Steven Crowder
Me.
Jim Carville
You know who else had it? George Washington. George had it. Albert Einstein. And you, son of a sorry, low life sack of you nothing. I look at all you weeds, fat slob, ignorant supporters out there talking about you're a good person. You're no such goddamn thing. You do not determine who is going to be successful in this country because you are a model for the theory that a fat, stupid sack of can get elected president. Because that's what you are. Fat, stupid.
Steven Crowder
I was wondering who it was.
Jim Carville
I love that I have dyslexia. I love I have those short intentions, man. The only thing that I've been able to concentrate on in my whole life is how much I hate you.
James (Guest/Co-host)
What's back?
Jim Carville
Concentrate on that all day. And you know what? I'm glad I'm right there because I'm asking all of you out there who are dealing with some learning disability or dealing with a child or a family member that has some learning to hate that son of a. Just as much as I do it
Steven Crowder
off putting on a multitude of levels. Look, he's always been an old. He's always been an old codre. This guy. It seems like he's been this age since he was 30.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
And he's like angry Morgan Freeman.
Steven Crowder
Yes, exactly. We happen to have our own old codre here at L.W. crowder, so it's time for actually the ladder with Crowder war room. All right, Mr. Carville, Mr. DePaulo, good to have you on. James, I understand you had something to say to Nick Depaulo in today's they
James (Guest/Co-host)
should call child proof prescription bottles guinea proof. If more proof. Ask the rest of Nick's family childproof.
Steven Crowder
Who knows more about childproofing than you? How does that for come back?
James (Guest/Co-host)
What's that? I'm sorry, I couldn't. I couldn't hear you over your lazy old pedophile jokes. God isn't better than that. Mary, Kathy, Manny, Mary. I can't even remember the Boston.
Steven Crowder
Hey, I smell. Did you fart, James?
James (Guest/Co-host)
Oh, I understand the joke. The implication is I was a homosexual.
Steven Crowder
Not an implication. That was a fact I was calling
James (Guest/Co-host)
out, which is hard for me to take lying down from a man I can't understand. Differentiate if he has Ozempic facing aids.
Steven Crowder
I smell again. Did you burp?
James (Guest/Co-host)
Well, I did get through. I was last to hop on your mama last night.
Steven Crowder
Oh, another mama joke?
Kushner/Witkoff Representative
Please.
Steven Crowder
You're only hopping on your sisters and your cousins since you're 18.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Look at you.
Steven Crowder
You ball. I hope you have cancer of the Tate.
James (Guest/Co-host)
There are people dying out there. Oh, cancer. It's not something to make light of.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, it is. Them and you.
James (Guest/Co-host)
The only thing that hasn't been made light of for a while is your big Chrissy giddy ass. I knew when I saw this. I said to myself, cecilia, down here's bloodline, there's a black man hiding behind his woodshed somewhere.
Steven Crowder
Are you done? Also, quick fact check. Washington. Einstein very likely did not have dyslexia. Ah, well, I would have known that
James (Guest/Co-host)
if I could read. That is terrible.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Where did he get that?
James (Guest/Co-host)
My timeline is mixed up because my dyslexia.
Steven Crowder
It's just. This is the guy who was advising the Democrat Party. If one of them seems mentally stable right now, a leftist. Just give him time. Yeah, just give him time. Can we think of any exceptions? I really can't.
Guest/Co-host
Give them time and give them Trump. Yes, and that's all you really need. Just those two ingredients.
Steven Crowder
Speaking of absolutely insane, this professor from Cal State San Bernardino.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Ah, yes, the most prestigious one.
Steven Crowder
I don't know how else to set this up. Lesbian. This is a hearing about a man who was allowed to play women's volleyball at school. Some people obviously were opposed to men competing against women. And the left. Don't let them gaslight you. Gavin Newsom, he said this with Charlie Kirk. He said, of course, men and women's sports. I never supported that. Yes, he did. They try and act now as though they were never for it, to get some distance between themselves and what was obvious to half of the country. But then you see moments like these where you realize these folks are in charge of teaching your children and your young adults because they can't help themselves in supporting the depraved, the degenerate. Here is a professor in Bernardino talking about her lesbian girlfriends.
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Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Even the mic hated it.
James (Guest/Co-host)
So just for comment,
Steven Crowder
You want to take this one? I. Yeah, that's accidental heterosexuality.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Yes.
Steven Crowder
That's. So you're accidentally straight.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
I kind of want to let a. Let a lesbian take this one.
Steven Crowder
Yes. I kind of do, too.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Like, we should bring a lesbian on and go, what?
Steven Crowder
What? I thought, okay, I.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
That I like the vagina.
Steven Crowder
Explain this to me like I'm five. I was under the impression that the unwritten agreement with lesbians was. We all understood that their primary grievance was with the penis.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Yes. They always say that. It's so pokey and annoying. It's always in the face.
Steven Crowder
I almost thought the definition of the word lesbian meant that one would avoid the penis. Yes, that. That's almost like your primary cause.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Yeah. Dick Dodgers, they call them.
Steven Crowder
Yes. Anti. Like the Muhammad Ali, except instead of Vietnam, it's a lesbian and a penis. You're dodging it. You won't serve your country. It's like a vegetarian eating chicken because it's marketed as tofu, which they also do. And this lady. By the way, I do have a debate coming up at UPENN in April. Remember? Change My mind Started as reaching out to professors. No one ever did. We had, what, six or seven dropout? One remains. So we'll be doing that with a moderator. Their terms, their rules. That'll happen. We'll be. We'll be uploading it to this channel. 94%. 94 out of every $100 donated from university professors goes to the Democrat Party. $94 out of every 194%. So people will say. They'll cite these polls and Pew research. Some people identify as moderately liberal, moderately conservative. 94% give their money to Democrats. They're teaching your kids this. Professor Jamie o'. Quinn. This is. This is this person's bio. I just say her because she's a lesbian, but I guess they change the rules all the time. Jamie o'. Quinn. She Slash They. Okay, we get it. Is a feminist scholar activist whose research examines how sexual inequalities are Reproduced through social institutions. Her research and teaching interests focused on. On sexualities, youth. Whoa. And inequality. Translation. She's going to groom your kids.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Whoa.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Their research?
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Is that what you were upset about, Gerald?
Guest/Co-host
No. Oh, it's the youth part of that.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Yeah. Oh. I was more concerned with her pronouns.
Steven Crowder
Remember, it used to be like, hey, it's okay. Hey, it's okay to be gay. Where there was that psa. Hillary Duff was like, someone said, like, oh, that's gay. And she just popped out of nowhere, like, da ding. Like a. Like an LGBTQ activist. I Dream of Jeannie. So she's like, hey, when you say, that's gay, do you know what you say? And I remember watching it as a kid going, yes, live to the tv. Yes, of course I do. That's why I say it. But it used to be, it's okay to be gay. Now it's like, hey, it's okay to not like boys and be lesbian. All right? And you can have your cake and eat your penis, too. This just shows you it's about breaking down any and all social norms. Like, they say, we're saying the same thing. Hey, we need heterosexual couples to rear children, to have families so that we can have a society that's a constitutional republic because it's a central building block. We need these traditions, norms, institutions, because that's how we maintain a society. Those on the left say, yeah. The problem is that our social norms have said that heterosexuality is somehow more legitimate. And actually, it's just as good to be lesbian for society. Even though you like penises, then you're not a lesbian. I don't know what you are. It's just sick. It's a sick thing to do. It's also greedy. You don't get to have all of it.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
I think it's needy is what it is.
Steven Crowder
Yes, it is.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
It's just like, I need someone to like me. And right now, the only person has
Steven Crowder
a penis is, I think she's trapped.
Guest/Co-host
I think she's a lesbian. But she's a feminist first and foremost, which means that anything that presents as a woman, she has to accept. Even if it has a penis.
Steven Crowder
It's true.
Guest/Co-host
She can't get out of that one. And I love that her stupid feminism
Steven Crowder
is trapped her there. It's the feminist loop. You go from hating men, right from misandry, all the way back to around. And now you have to accept the D. And you're like, ah, no.
Guest/Co-host
But you have to accept a crazy version of the Deeb that has Mental illness and probably also fake boobs.
Steven Crowder
Isn't it crazy that most of these women are lesbians because they've had negative interactions with men? Look, it's almost all. It's almost all nurture. To be clear, homosexuality has been around for a long time. It's pretty stable, about 1 2% of the population. Okay. There's. I think there's a component of nature and of nurture. With lesbians. It's almost always nurture, either negative interaction or a lack of a father figure.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
I think it's like the public ones, though. Like public facing ones. Like, I've known lots of lesbians. You meet them, you're like, yeah, you definitely don't like dudes. Right?
Steven Crowder
Right.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Like nice F150.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, well, that's what they were getting. They maybe they got slapped around by a guy too often or rejected, so they left. And then ironically, they've run into the arms of a transgender with a penis who undoubtedly is going to beat them. So I guess all is well that ends well. It's a circle of life. I'll tell you, it's not ending well. Did you use my tampons again? They don't fit for you.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
That's a fight right there. That's a big fight in that house.
Steven Crowder
That's a big.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Are you saying I can't use tampons?
Steven Crowder
Right, yeah, kinda.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Think about it.
Steven Crowder
The lesbian is the sensible man and the relationship. At some point this conversation is going to take place. Like, are you saying that. Are you saying that men can't menstruate? Fucking yes.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Okay. It's not all about you, Lyle.
Steven Crowder
Sorry, Bettina.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Yes.
Steven Crowder
You cannot menstruate. Those are my tampons. Okay.
Guest/Co-host
Your hand pump.
Steven Crowder
Besides, it's just like. Yeah, no, it's just as legitimate. It's just as healthy. And Kwanzaa is just as legitimate as Christmas. Let's just act like that.
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Steven Crowder
Or you accept this as a Christian nation, a constitutional republic, you only have these laws, the authority by which you can declare something right and wrong because you share the same beliefs of the founding fathers and deeply held Christian unalienable rights. That's. Or this is where you end up. And there's no way to argue against it. I'm sorry, you can't. It all starts with being a cultural relativist. It all starts with moral relativism. And this is where you end up. And this is why when people say, ah, I didn't leave the Democratic Party, they left me. Nope, you were part of the start of this. And you have no leg to stand on to argue against it. If you say yeah, same sex marriage, you can't say yes. She's not not had many girlfriends with penises. I'll tell you what hasn't ended well. Justin Timberlake. And I will say it's really easy to crap on celebrities. This is probably the nicest, probably the most actually helpful to an image sort of PR campaign DUI that I've ever seen.
Guest/Co-host
Yeah, it's the very best bad dui.
Steven Crowder
Yes, that's exactly right. It makes me like him more. Not that he has a dui, but how he handled it. It's time for entertainment mistakes it. Okay, don't drink and drive. Don't drive drunk. And by the way, certainly don't do it in this area of Long Island. It's a well known speeding trap. You probably are fundamentally ignorant or unintelligent if you are speeding drunk in Long island. Off season 2024 DUI arrest tape of Justin Timberlake. And it's very long. I highly recommend you go see all of it. But it's pretty funny, the stops. Cuz you're keep veering off to the
News Reporter/Commentator
left and then you're not stopping at the stop signs.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, sorry about that. What are you visiting?
James (Guest/Co-host)
Yeah, I'm on tour.
Steven Crowder
What are you doing? I'm on a world tour. A what? A world tour. Doing what? Hard to explain.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Not really. Singing and dancing
Steven Crowder
world tour. I'm Justin Timberlake. What's. What's your name? Justin Timberlake. And then just walk. I'm sorry.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Come on, officer. Ready?
Steven Crowder
Get ready. I'm a little nervous. These are like really hard tests. They are so the way this device works, you just put your lips over it and you blow up, up, blow into it. Like you're blowing a balloon. Hard.
James (Guest/Co-host)
No.
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Steven Crowder
Can you please stop it?
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I'll do anything.
Steven Crowder
No, it's. I mean, it is what it is at this point.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
Okay, you can't like put him in jail. Can you guys please just do me a favor? Cuz you loved. Bye bye.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Bye.
Steven Crowder
You're like sexy dad.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
One favor.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
You watch trolls wants me to give him his phone.
March (Guest/Co-host)
Yeah.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
This is insane.
Steven Crowder
His observations. You are intoxicated.
Jim Carville
Okay?
Steven Crowder
So you were under arrest for dwi.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Okay. Okay.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Why?
Steven Crowder
I'm just kidding. Just kidding, man. Like, and he's actually very friendly. The other officer is filming. At one point he goes, hi, how are you doing tonight? He goes, I'm doing fine, how are you? You good, thanks. Like, he's very Polite with them. He knows he screwed up. He's not getting violent. I tell you what, though, when I watch this, I'm like, I bet you many people would fail those tests. Stone cold.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
They are. They are hard. Yeah, some of them. Some of them are very easy, but some of them are hard.
Steven Crowder
It's not as funny as if you've ever seen the Jean Claude Van Damme one. You ever see that one? To walk on a straight line, hold his nose. And he holds his nose, and he does a standing split.
Guest/Co-host
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
They're like, no, you're gonna have to blow in the breathalyzer. We didn't know you were a freak athlete.
James (Guest/Co-host)
I mean, I can do this.
News Reporter/Commentator
Come on.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
I have a hard in the straight line. Anyway, like, my son wants to do the curb thing. When you walk on the curb, do it. Me, dad. I'm like, no, because I'm in front of people.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, but here's the thing, too. He's also. He's trying to be like, guys, is there something he can do? And then the lady's like, you can't do this. Like, he's like, they can. He gets that. They can. And what do these celebrities all have in common? Unlike many of us, they don't really have to do their own medical procedures as we do here, or pay for their own mortgage. Hey, Tool man, you okay?
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Oh, yeah, yeah. Just trying to get these stitches out, but I can't really see what I'm doing. You're doing it yourself. Yeah, I always do it myself. Yeah, that's not gonna work. Here, let me help.
March (Guest/Co-host)
All right.
Steven Crowder
Those sterile?
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Ah, probably.
News Reporter/Commentator
I don't know.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Don't worry about it. Just turn around.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Nah, trust me, Trust me, trust me.
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Steven Crowder
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Steven Crowder
Speaking of a lot of scams out there, there's so much misinformation regarding Iran, regarding President Trump, regarding the regime, regarding the people. I often, I've asked you, like, where do you line up? And the truth is we used to be able to ask those questions. Now we have to ask, okay, where do you line up and what's your basis for that? Because people aren't even agreeing on central tenets on basic facts. And I think that it's a legitimate conversation to have. Okay, to what degree should the United States intervene? How will this affect midterms, the optics? What does the timeline look like? Absolutely. But you have some people out there who believe that Iran has never attacked Americans. Yes, they have. Who believe that Iran was nowhere near becoming a nuclear power. Of course they were. Who believe that Iran posed as no threat. Who believe that the people of Iran actually liked their regime. These are just not accurate. These aren't half truths. These are factual inaccuracies. And the reason I bring that up is because I wonder if people knew the truth. If people knew that there was a nation out there that oppressed and killed and imprisoned its own people. Who have said that they will kill Americans at any given opportunity. They are a death cult who want to bring about the apocalypse, have said, death to America. Death to America, if you may believe them. And then that might change your jumping off point. So a lot happened over the weekend. Just this morning, President Trump dropped this statement on truth. And then there's been an update since then.
Donald Trump (quoted)
He wrote, I am pleased to report that the United States of America and the country of Iran have had over the last two days. Very good, very good. Productive conversations regarding a complete and total resolution of our hostilities in the Middle east. Based on the tenor and tone of these in depth, detailed and constructive conversations which will continue throughout the week. They better continue. I have instructed the Department of War to postpone any and all military strikes against Iranian power plants, energy infrastructure for a five day period subject to the success of the ongoing Meetings and discussions.
Steven Crowder
Thank you for this attention to this matter. Right. His signature. This comes after. Throughout the weekend he set a 48 hour deadline where he threatened to blow up Iran's power plants. Also. The reason that's important is because that would affect the civilian population. Most of them seemingly still welcome it. If you read from them on social, obviously not a lot of polling data to come in, but he made that threat earlier and this is what we saw today. So this is the earlier threat.
Donald Trump (quoted)
He said if Iran doesn't fully open without threat the Strait of Hormuz within 48 hours from this exact point in time, the United States of America will hit and obliterate their various power plants. Starting with the biggest one first.
Guest/Co-host
I just start with the biggest one.
Steven Crowder
So the new statement happened. Markets are kind of rebounding. According to CNBC's Joe Kernan. The discussion they seem to center around the idea of regime change, which, which is really a technicality because there is a change of regimes since most of
News Reporter/Commentator
them are dead, the futures are spiking. On that true social post from the President that the US And Iran have had productive discussions. I just spoke to the President. President Trump said the discussions had been very good over the last 48 hours. Very intense discussions. I said, well, with whom? I thought, you know, there aren't a lot of leaders left alive. He said, they have representatives. Obviously. President went on to say or insist that this is regime change because it's totally different people that were involved in the last.
Steven Crowder
It involves the ones that are still alive.
News Reporter/Commentator
I would imagine some of the people are the same. This is the president's take on that, insisting that its regime changed. We're on to say great meetings, great conversations and hopes that within the next five days something very substantive can be arrived at for the end of hostilities.
Steven Crowder
And this is the problem in the era of misinformation. And by the way, you are a useful tool if you're delivering misinformation. Just so you know. Anyone out there who thinks that the communist Chinese government, the communist Cuban government, or the Islamo commie fascists in the Iranian regime, the Islamic Republican are not feeding disinformation to willing participants, you live in a fool's paradise. Just to be clear. I'll get to the updates. But here's one thing that I do want to keep in context. Presidents don't exist in a vacuum. And a big reason too that I think this is unfair for people to attack President Trump on wrongful premises is that in comparing him to other administrations, I want you to do something for me.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Me.
Steven Crowder
Okay, name me a single president. Name me a single president in modern American history who didn't say, hey, of course we cannot allow Iran to get a nuke. Name me a single president. Biden said it, Obama said it. George W. Bush said it. Clinton said it. George Bush senior said it. Ronald Reagan said, you go. Every single one said, of course they cannot get a nuke.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Nuke.
Steven Crowder
Now, name me a single international governing body who didn't also recognize Iran as a danger because they're a rogue terror state. Name me one now. Name me a single president who did anything about it. That's the difference. That's the difference. And people saying, well, President Trump promised he wouldn't. He's always said that they wouldn't be allowed to have a nuke. I think it's also pretty important to note that billions of dollars not only unfrozen, but in cash given to Iran under the Barack Obama administration. You think it maybe takes some work to undo that? Do you think that maybe accelerated the danger?
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
I think the left would claim that as doing something about it, too.
Steven Crowder
If Iran acted out, if Iran did what they have been doing now, basically bombing their own neighbors, if they got a nuke or they got some, they had the serious capabilities to harm every major city in Europe, which seems to be the case. And they did it, of course President Trump would be blamed. Here's what the media would do. They would blame President Trump and they would try and paint it as Barack Obama and Joe Biden tried to stop it, did enough. He's damned if he does, he's damned if he doesn't. Shortly after that truth, the Foreign minister denied any talks took place from Iran, and then President Trump immediately responded to that. So here's up to the minute Foreign Ministry says you're not telling the truth when it comes to productive conversations to end the world.
Kushner/Witkoff Representative
Well, they're going to have to get themselves better public relations people. We have had very, very strong talks. We'll see where they lead. We have points, major points of agreement, I would say almost all points of agreement, perhaps that hasn't been conveyed. The. The communication, as you know, has been blown to pieces. They're unable to talk to each other, but we've had very strong talks. Mr. Witkoff and Mr. Kushner had them.
Steven Crowder
Who is Steve Witkoff speaking with, Mr. President?
Kushner/Witkoff Representative
A top person, don't forget. We've wiped out the leadership. Phase one, phase two, and largely phase three. But we're dealing with the man who I believe is the most Respected. And the leader, you know, it's a little tough. They've wiped out. We've wiped out everybody. No, not the Supreme Leader. We don't. Well, nobody's ever. Nobody heard of the second Supreme Leader, the Sun. Nobody. We have not heard from the Sun. Every once in a while you see a statement made, but we haven't. We don't know if he's living.
Steven Crowder
And I know that none of this matters to, to some of you who've made up your minds. And by the way, like I've said in the past, I haven't. I said, let's check back in in three months.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Months.
Steven Crowder
I understand there's information that will be incomplete for me as it relates to matters of national security and war. That's the nature of it. And I accept that you have some people, though, who somehow still believe that Iran was not in any way a nuclear threat. I know, I know some of you watching right now go like, well, no one actually disputes that. No, actually, a lot do. Did you know that? Did you know that a lot of people online think that that's a psyop, that it's propaganda that Iran was nowhere near nuclear capabilities? They think it's been a lie because it's been warned about for decades. I don't know if you remember, Iran's foreign minister said they had enough material for about 10 bombs. I never said that we are going to make bombs. I said that we have 440 kilos of 60% enriched material. And that was not a secret. That is what is mentioned in the reports of the iaea. So I sent them. But look, this is mentioned in the report. This, if enriched more can be good enough for 10 bombs, as your own experts claims. So the IAEA said they were 60% enrichment. Our administration said they were close. Iran themselves said, yeah, we could. We may not. We could. But you have people out there in order to say that Donald Trump is a warmonger. No, none of that is true. It's all a psyop from Israel. I don't want a single American to die for Israel. I don't want a single American to die because Iran exists. To be clear. That's why I don't want Americans to die for any other country, including Iran. Many Americans have to be clear over decades. Yes, you do have to acknowledge though, that they said they could. International governing bodies said they could. And then when you take into account this, take into account this isn't completely confirmed. Reportedly they fired missiles at Diego Garcia, which is about 2,000 miles away. Now, allegedly they were fired, they were intercepted. We don't know. But we do know this. They've been launching missiles at their nearby supposed friends or somewhat neutral allies out of desperation. And some of those have required missiles that tell us they actually Iran. If what he said is true, and they have enough for 10 bombs, every major city in Europe is within Iran's missile range.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
We're seeing now what Marco Rubio said to be true out of desperation because they're going to be destroyed anyway. Now they're firing them off. So the nation that has said we will kill every Westerner that we can. They want America first. They want to kill America first. And of course, Israel. I get it.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
I'm just glad they're America first.
Steven Crowder
Right? Yeah. But any major city in Europe will do. Again, I go back to name me a single president who did not say we have to prevent Iran from getting a nuke. You won't find one. Same thing for the international governing bodies. Name me a single president who actually did anything other than talks and giving them cash. I give him credit for that. Yeah.
Guest/Co-host
And allowing them to develop their ballistic missile program. And this is the problem with that. It's not just that the European theater now comes into play. It's that every talking head on X and everywhere else that's been so anti. Because this is Israel's war, it doesn't benefit. The United States at all. Has said that their range is only half of what it would take for them to actually hit Diego Garcia.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Guest/Co-host
That changes things. Because maybe God forbid, the United States President knows more about what's going on than you do.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
I would hope so.
Guest/Co-host
It's a game changer. Now, it's yet to be confirmed, so I don't want to speak too strongly on it, but that would be like, holy crap. Maybe, maybe the thing that we always knew was possible is that the DNI and the President of the United States both know more about what's going on than you do.
Steven Crowder
Maybe.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
It seems like this conversation should be centering around the level of legitimacy as to the threat of Iran or how seriously they should be taken, not whether they want to cause irreparable damage to anyone they can get their hands on in the Western world. It's bizarre to me that that's where the conversation centers. And this is why I said, hey, hopefully you guys have set your clock. March, March 4, 19 days ago, I said, give this military action, give it three months, and then come back to me and I'll have a more developed opinion. Give it three months. I think we have a clip. Or is that just the third? 23 days ago. It started 19 days ago. I said give it about three months because that will determine the level of support that this receives. If it's swift, if it's fast, if it's effective, it would help in the midterms. If it's long, if it's drawn out, if it's unclear, if it's opaque, it'll hurt. But people trying to trumpet as loudly as they can right now, this is going to hurt him. And I regret my vote. This is very. You're being more preemptive than the left. Yeah.
Guest/Co-host
And by the way, they're saying that Donald Trump said he was the peace president and that's why he didn't lie to you guys. He is the peace president. Look back at his first term. What was he? The peace president through strength. Peace through strength. He understands a threat is out there and he's going to have to deal with it. Nobody wants us to have to deal with these threats, but they exist. So he's dealing with it for peace.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Unless you let me know. Do you think a nuclear run or Iran with biochemical weapons and intermediate range missiles, do you think that's a more peaceful world?
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
That's the only question that matters is do you think that they were a threat? Do you think that they. That they were on their way to get nukes, which seems pretty obvious. And if they had them, would they use them? If the answer is you think yes. Well, people, you know, stopping that is peace. I mean, it's just a matter of how you do it. If you do it really effectively.
Guest/Co-host
True.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Then it's really easy to argue for peace. If you don't do it effectively, you're there for five, six months or longer. It's hard to argue effectiveness.
Steven Crowder
Well, a lot of people out there will say, well, nukes are a deterrent. Well, that's true. If they share any of your Western sensibilities whatsoever. You need to understand this particular version of Islam, this Islamic death call. They don't value the lives of their own people in the same way.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Especially since they don't. They're not all Muslim.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
In Iran.
Steven Crowder
Right. But the regime doesn't care. They will gladly sacrifice all of their people and take you with. It's not the same as other nations who want to preserve their people. Iran's dogma is we're going to bring about the apocalypse. We want to speed it up. It's a very, very different prospect. Prospect. And yet People out there telling you, no, that's not true. Just read their own words. Look into the 12th Imam. We've done a segment on it. You can go back to a previous episode. Does that. Does that shed some new light on it?
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
We set them back a bit, didn't we?
Steven Crowder
We did, and we set them back quite a bit. We brought it up before, but just to reiterate, the earlier we do this, the less possible casualties are involved in it. The longer we wait, the more dangerous it becomes for all involved. Yeah. And some people say, well, we've been saying that since the 70s. Sure. At a certain point. Right. You ever have this, it's go time. If you have someone who never straightens up and flies. Right. You'd rather fight them. You'd rather deal with them before they are at their strongest, before they are in their most powerful state, especially when
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
they have something to leverage.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Like oil straight off Hormuz.
Steven Crowder
All of them. It. Yep, that's exactly right. And also, I understand we're going to get to Cuba here in a second. These regimes, this is one thing that's very consistent. You look at Venezuela, the people are happy. You look at Iran, the people want to see the regime out. Same thing with Cuba. They want their regime out. Only communists and some people on the right saying, no, no, that's a psyop. That's not true. Doesn't mean it's our job to. But at a certain point, you do have to say, hey, maybe a bunch of people have mutually aligned interests, that these regimes are bad. These people are starving. You looked at the amount of weight that the average Venezuelan lost, by the way, that's choking off Cuba at the same time. And you are fortunate that you could go to the store and just pick up. Pick up a steak whenever you want, though you shouldn't do that. Which brings us to today's Reverse Super Chat. Oh, you guys had it. You guys saw the freezer packs in there. Folks at Backyard Butchers are giving away 50 free rumble premium subscriptions. You can lock in your price for Beef for Life. It's what we eat here at my house. Go to backyard butchers.com Crowder use the promo code CROWDER. You get 20 off your first box and 10% when you subscribe. It's American beef. Really good. I love their I'm not a T bone guy. I really like the T bone. Yeah, they do a good T bone. If you were gifted a subscription, take a screenshot. Tag me on X or Instagram. What are you. What do you Usually you get T bones. Or you usually like the New York strip.
Guest/Co-host
No, I don't. Why would you say that?
Steven Crowder
What is it you like?
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Filet mini?
Steven Crowder
Oh, that's right. Tenderloin. It's a lady's steak. That's a lady's steak.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Ah, give me a tomahawk. By the way, that box is just one rack of beef ribs.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Yes.
Guest/Co-host
That's awesome.
Steven Crowder
It's okay. You like your filet and you've had many girlfriends with penises. This has been reverse super chat
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
heavy.
Guest/Co-host
I hate all of you.
Steven Crowder
By the way, thank you. Received a a rate from Dan Bongino sending you guys along to the next show, the lineup live on Rumble. You don't. You don't need to hit that dial. Change that dial. And guys, let me know if there are any updates. I know a lot is kind of moving and shaking with Iran right now.
Guest/Co-host
Absolutely.
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Steven Crowder
Cuba. I talked about that last week. We had Spanglish Generation on. I have quite a bit of experience with Cuban Americans personally, and I've spent some time in Cuba. It was. I would say this, it was one of my formative experiences. I found out I was right wing in seventh grade drama class when my drama teacher said, we need to give back all the land to Native Americans. And I just come from history class. And in Quebec, we had the Algonquins and the Iroquois and they were at horrible war. And I said, well, which one should we. Which tribe should we give it back to? She said, that's so right wing. I went home, asked my dad, what does that mean, right wing? He explained it to me. I went back the next day and I said, hey, I am right wing. And she failed me. Wow, what an ear. Gosling. I went to Cuba. This was my first real personal experience where it deeply affected me. First time I was in Cuba, it was for stupid rising crust pizza commercial because it was baseline budgeting. Spent time in Havana. There were blackouts. Then, just so you know, the entire hotel. We had to go to a restaurant that was in somebody's house. Everything was candlelight. This is nothing new.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
That sounds romantic.
Steven Crowder
It is, except for the abject poverty.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Oh, and I got very sick smell from the not working toilet.
Jim Carville
Okay.
Steven Crowder
And I got very sick. But I saw that. And then I. I believe I was 16, saw Canadians going on vacation to the beaches, coming home and back. Then showing everyone their Polaroids, going, no, no, no, it's great. And I remember being so mad. This is before the term privilege. White privilege was really a thing. But that really stuck with me. Ed, here's the thing you need to understand. You can't help people. It's not possible. If they live under a communist regime, it's not possible because the regime will ensure that none of your help goes to those people.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
The only way to help them is to get them out.
Steven Crowder
That's exactly right. The only way to help them is to force some kind of regime change by any levers you can pull. So that brings us to this weekend, the Nuestra America convoy organized by Code Pink. Those lovely ladies arrived in Cuba with 400 something thousand dollars worth of supplies, enough food for not even themselves on their own trip. Really yeah, and they went, went with Code Pink bunch of angry, shrieking feminists, an Irish rapper and a Turkish communist in $3,000 glasses. And they want you to know that, hey, they're doing the right thing by going and helping the Cuban communists. Sorry, I mean, the Cuban people, they're supporting whatever. Just watch their social videos.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
We saw. At least it made some news. The fact that there was an outage of electricity on the whole island where British support for the Cuban in people.
Steven Crowder
They're under the Kosh from the United States. They've been a Kos in the United states ever since 1960. But this time it's kind of worse. And it's worse because President Trump has said he wants to destroy Cuba. Most other presidents of Ukraine destroy the regime. When do you say, like the Iranian.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
As criminal as this blockade is the intensification of the economic warfare against Cuba. No Cubans, by the way, they don't have electricity.
James (Guest/Co-host)
They are so rich.
Steven Crowder
They're so rich in love.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
And they keep spreading that love to all of us.
March (Guest/Co-host)
This system, this rigorous sanction system actually dominates their lives in. In very meaningful ways. The communism that we don't even know about it. Most Americans don't even know about it. And I would go so far as to say even a lot of Cubans don't know about it either.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
Well, you should tell them to leave a vision of. This is the mural for humanity and it's going to have little boats with.
Steven Crowder
What are you doing to my boat? There are the supplies that will be going directly to the government.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
On our way to Cuba. We have lots and lots of medical supplies.
Steven Crowder
That is what we need, Mrs. Droopy Dog Face. I'm happy. And those crates, those boxes that's then being intercepted by the guy. How much you want to bet that'll be in the black market? Or powering their individual suites and mansions while the people starve?
Guest/Co-host
This is not the first time you've made this point. You actually called it prior.
Steven Crowder
Come, let Zoltar tell you more.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
We're gonna win the game, I guarantee.
Steven Crowder
What do you think the chances are that Hassan Piker will be delivering supplies straight to the Cuban people, bypassing the government? Or do you think it'll be going to the government for them to distribute? Every single thing that arrives in Cuba goes through the government. The only reason they're going to Cuba and being allowed to do this whole charade is because it's already been filtered. Come, let Zoltar tell you more.
James (Guest/Co-host)
I'm gonna hit the next pitch. Ball right Past the flag.
Steven Crowder
We're gonna win the game, I guarantee. How did I know
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
what?
Steven Crowder
What? Yeah.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
And first of all, I want to say whoever donated $455,000 worth of stuff, that's very nice, but how do they think that's gonna get to 11 million people? How does that distribute to 11 million?
Steven Crowder
And the spirit of it. Nice. They're actually. It'd be like if you see, let's say there's a tyrant on a block, right, who is ruling with an iron fist, raping, starving, killing everybody, and they say, hey, we need help. And you go, oh, great. And give that bully $430,000 that they are enabling the bully and empowering the government, which will ensure the people remain oppressed for as long as the government can get away with it. The government will ensure that people live in poverty while they live high in the hog. It's never happened any other way.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Way.
Steven Crowder
It's never taken place any other way. There is no example of communism where there has not that. Where that has not been the case. Maoist China. You look at Pol Pot, you can look at Stalin, of course, you can look at the Castros, Guevara. All of them individually lived the decadent lifestyle that they champion against while the people live in poverty. Not one example to the opposite. So maybe that's why you can contrast these wealthy leftists supporting, enabling communism, which by the way, they've told you that they've told you that's what they want to do, while the Cuban people, who overwhelmingly, when you look at any data, and it's very hard to find because the government isn't too keen on transparency, overwhelmingly oppose their communist regime. Maybe that's why you see the contrast between these people, five star resort and the Cuban people living in total darkness. This weekend. The only thing lit up was the hotel where they were staying.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Sweet car. Ah, look, Cuba looks fine. Whoops.
Steven Crowder
And. And I want again, like I'm beside myself this weekend. Think of this level of evil people going, hey, we're starving. Please just make. Can you guys get the government. Don't give them anything. They're just going to use it to oppress us more. And then white liberals going, shut up. No, no, no, the government is good. And just to be clear, I have said their allegiances to communism. I mean it. That's not hyperbole. They can't even make the argument that actually. Well, hold on a second. You know, we, we do want to work with the government to help the people, but maybe there can be some reform. No, the Code pink backed envoy. These people gave a standing ovation to Cuban dictator, tyrant communist Miguel Diaz Canel. Here's the video. They are saluting a tyrant.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Cuba Mesuera, Cuba Mesa.
Steven Crowder
Now take this into context. By the way, we live stream at 11am Eastern. If you're watching a clip, we do it every weekday. That guy ordered basically the ban of any artistic displays in Cuba outside of those approved by the government. That was one of his first acts. He arrested, fined dozens of people for Internet posts criticizing the regime. By the way, the fine is three times the average monthly salary. This is a guy who imprisoned 1,500 people for protesting over the economy. Not acts of violence, for protesting. Hey, maybe the reason that the power only was on in the hotel in that convention center as opposed to anywhere else in Cuba was because this dictator, this tyrant, wants people like this who he knows will support him to go out and champion his cause on social media. Maybe he wants them to push the propaganda while people starve. Do you get how evil this is?
James (Guest/Co-host)
Is.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
That's a very important thing to remember there. In 2018 ordered all artistic displays be government approved. So that wall they're painting, approved. That was approved. If not mandated or guided. That concert. All the videos are taken. Everything had to be approved.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Yep.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
They didn't have. And they go in there, oh, I'm doing that. No, you had no say in any of it.
Steven Crowder
Yep. And every single person who they encounter would have to be people approved by the communist regiment. And then these people go out and social go. Oh, the Cuban people actually love the. You literally can't leave the premises from where it has been entirely orchestrated. Yeah. As nothing more than propaganda. So let's go through the key players pushing this evil, and I mean evil people are dying because of communism in Cuba. And these people want that government. Make no mistake. That's why they saluted them. That's why they gave them a standing oath. They want that government to remain in power because America be bad. Kneecap, an Irish rapper.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
I guess what they got the best kind of rap.
Steven Crowder
Tibia was taken.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
But two chains wasn't available.
Steven Crowder
So he decided to show up and support Cuba's tyrannical regime.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Oh, it's awful.
Steven Crowder
Oh, a bouncy house.
James (Guest/Co-host)
We. Yeah, yeah.
Steven Crowder
Also the remaining places that had power outside that hotel went out right after their concert.
Guest/Co-host
Whoops.
Steven Crowder
Including five hospitals, by the way, while he's up there in Cuba saying Free, free Palestine. You know, that's what the Cuban people need. They need you to sermonize on Palestine. He even confirmed this, by the way, this is not hearsay. You can check out the references. We make them available every show he wrote. Abe in Havana with the power cutting out Shorty after our gig. The message of solidarity to Palestine remains the same. Fuck off.
Guest/Co-host
No BLEEP needed for that, by the way. It's not just an individual. Kneecap is a group name, not the individual.
Steven Crowder
I don't care.
Guest/Co-host
No, I don't care either, but I
Steven Crowder
want to make sure Kneecap the group. I'm sorry. It's like the Beastie Boys, but gay.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
What are there two of them?
Steven Crowder
So he acknowledges the power went off. So, you know, there's no power anywhere else on the island. There was some power, you know, right there around the hotel. Hey, do you think that. Do you think that members of the Cuban government can't hit a crank and let people boil their water? No, of course they want to starve their people for the same reason they have to have armed guards protecting these approved artists so that they don't get torn limb from limb. But he wants to use this platform to push Palestine. They want this government in power. Hasan Piker, jeez, is the other player here. And I'm going to fact check what he told you. It's just factually incorrect. It seems to be getting dumber. He state he flew commercial. Looked like they were flying first class. Have no problem with it. Except for when you say you're going on a flotilla and you are doing this in solidarity with the Cuban people. Stayed at a five star hotel. The hotel, the Grand Hotel Bristol in Havana. The cheapest room is like over $200 a night. The average salary for someone in Cuba is $13 a month. Just to be clear, Piker misinformed his audience. He actually just. He wants you to know he was forced to stay at the five star hotel by the American government.
March (Guest/Co-host)
The American government makes it illegal for Americans to stay wherever they want when they're in Cuba. They have to stay in what they've declared as five star hotels, right?
Steven Crowder
Wrong.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Oh, boy.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
You.
March (Guest/Co-host)
I'm telling you all this because like, even the five star hotels are not like, you know, not good enough, huh?
Steven Crowder
Not for a guy with.
March (Guest/Co-host)
It's not like it's what the American government has declared. Five star hotels.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, gross. American government. Enjoy those $2,000 Cartier pedophile glasses. Here's the truth.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
Cute little espresso cup.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. The truth is the opposite of that. It's actually the opposite. Americans are only prohibited from staying at government owned properties. And there are plenty of people who do missions, trips, or do charity work. Right. There are exemptions. The American policy is actually officially to encourage that people stay at individual homes. They're called casas particulares, if I'm pronouncing that particulares, meaning the American government says you just can't stay at government owned properties, and we recommend that you stay at individual Airbnbs so that your money will go directly to people. Hasan Piker chose to stay at the five star hotel, which he wants you to know isn't all that nice. Does it get any more obvious as far as limousine liberal if people use the term, term champagne socialist? Could it possibly be any more obvious that these people are loyal to communism and that they're evil? It's fine, though. Cubans love actually having no power. Being broke while artists from other countries get to play in a hotel with a bouncy house.
March (Guest/Co-host)
It's truly one of my favorite places, officially. I totally understand why Will was saying that about Cuba. It's remarkable. The people's resilience is remarkable. There's. I mean, there's like rolling blackouts that take place throughout the day, every day, all around the country. Right. Why a million people? But today is a beautiful day out here. It's like 75 degrees, sunny. Oh, people are partying. People are partying. The streets there. I don't know if it's like an island mindset. I don't know if it's like. I don't know if that has something to do with it. I'm sure that has something to do with it. But, like, they're just chilling. Like Cubans just. They. They vibe. They chill.
Steven Crowder
They vibe. They chill.
Guest/Co-host
What the hell?
Steven Crowder
They're on street corners because they have no jobs and they have no food.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
They chill. They don't really argue or fight back.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Yeah, man.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
They're pretty chill. They got good vibes.
Steven Crowder
Also notice that none of these people uploaded anything to Social Outside what was taking place in that hotel. And a few guided tours. It's remarkable to me. Yeah, they seem to be fine. Really. They're fine. The rolling back, but they're cool with it. Doesn't have to be. And it's been going on for decades. This is not new. Here's something else. I just. I couldn't believe that this was said out loud. And just picture someone saying this, like, yeah, the Africans in Africa suck, but the Africans in America are cool. Or vice versa. This is exactly what Hasan said. The Cubans in Miami, the guys who, the people who fled Cuba, they're actually bad. But The Cubans in Cuba are cool. So don't listen to the Cuban Americans who tell you it's bad. Listen to Hasan Piker.
March (Guest/Co-host)
Not in Miami. Oh, dude. It's the reversal. Literally, like the exact opposite. Like, all the good Cubans stayed here, and most of the. Most of the ones that are crazy just flew up there. I swear to God, I had a really funny experience. It's like we get in the car, get into. We get into Uber. Last night, Marsha and I brought to discuss that we're gonna be on the Cuba, like, talking about plans, right? And I was like, march, don't say anything. Because I noticed that the dude in the car was a Miami Cuban. I was like, don't. Like, I literally went, don't say anything. And then I just asked him. I was like, where are you from? And he's like, oh, Cuba. And I was like, okay. And I just asked him about, like, you know, what his feelings are about what's going on. March actually spat some. Some Spanish at him.
Steven Crowder
Oh, how worldly.
March (Guest/Co-host)
And. And let me tell you. Okay, tell me. He said, donald Trump needs to finish the job. That's what he said. That was the first guy.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. And so would every single Cuban American and Cuban who thinks that they're actually speaking under legitimate terms of anonymity. All of them, at a certain point. They can't all be wrong. But let me get this straight. The guy who's vacationing in Cuba as part of a propaganda tour, cheering the government wants to educate the man who lived in Cuba as to why it's actually great. This was this entire weekend.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
What an arrogant asshole.
James (Guest/Co-host)
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
I think it's worse than arrogance. I think these people, they don't want you to know that they support communism. They would love to see a global communist takeover. They've let, you know, Cuba, great. America bad. Communism in Cuba. Cuba better than Donald Trump in the United States. And then the irony is lost. If you're wondering why Hasan Piker didn't live stream any of the interviews, well, he explained that, too, without a hint of irony.
March (Guest/Co-host)
Most of the interviews will be off the stream because it's, like, very difficult to. One, it's very difficult to get around. Not as bad as, like, you would think, but it's still obviously a bit of a pain to get around. And also on top of that, you know, there's is. There's severe.
Steven Crowder
Why don't you just party invites here?
March (Guest/Co-host)
The energy grid is currently stable, luckily, but as you guys know, the energy grid was taken out for, like, 24 hours.
Guest/Co-host
By who?
Steven Crowder
Just not in your hotel and the government buildings and the government won't let
Guest/Co-host
him go anywhere is probably what he's saying. Like, oh, it's hard to get around. Like you'd be surprised. Why they have cars. Don't they have cars there? I thought you could get around. Or maybe they want you to stay at the. The quote unquote not so five star.
Steven Crowder
Five star resort. Right?
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
I don't think they have a ton of cars, but they do have quite a bit.
Steven Crowder
They're all from the 50s.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
I'm sure he doesn't want to advertise how hard it is to get around for people because it has been for years and years and years and it's
Jim Carville
not a new thing.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
I'm sure he doesn't want to advertise that.
Guest/Co-host
So stupid.
Steven Crowder
Also, he's not allowed to leave the premises. Yeah, that'll Code Pink is the other player. Remember Code Pink? Code Pink. They used to be like the anti war troop of shrieking feminists. Show up in something about hands off my vagina or whatever. Now they're in Cuba.
Gerald (Guest/Co-host)
You were saying for a while, where'd they go?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, where did Code. Where they been? Well, they went to communist Cuba to give a standing O to the regime. Here's a quote from the website. Code Pink is a feminist grassroots organization working to end US warfare and imperialism, support peace and human rights initiatives and redirect resources into health care, education, green jobs and other life affirming programs. What's funny to me is you'll note there aren't a ton of rainbow flags. A lot of Free Palestine, but not a ton of rainbow flags. Yeah, Che Guevara set sent everyone who he referred to as a faggot to labor camps saying that the work would make them men. They're not super tolerant of that in communist Cuba. To be clear, it's not the only communist regime that Code Pink decides to support. On their website they have a whole page titled China is not the enemy, which could have fooled me. The US continues to manipulate the minds of US citizens to support the war while funneling our tax dollars into militarizing communities in the Asia Pacific. Pacific that don't want us there now do Japan about South Korea. Code Pink, the co founder again there with Hassan and the Irish rap group Kneecap. So Jody Evans, married to a guy named Neville Roy Singham. He works with the CCP to specifically spread Chinese propaganda. Shares a Shanghai office with the CCP media company Maku Group. We've talked about the Maku group group they produce pro China content that of course gets distributed across TikTok. You know where Hasan also took part? The Little Red Book. Right. Remember he was oh wow, I'm gonna cherish this forever. And by the way also responsible for 25% of Code Pink's donations. So the same people saying yeah, Communist Cuba is fine. Communist Cuba is better than Trump's America. The Islamic Republic is better than Trump's America. Hamas better than Trump's America. The Communist Chinese party better than Trump's America. Are you guys starting to get the picture? You may think that one of them is but when all of them are you go oh their allegiances to Marxism which also. Hey, I'm just asking question may explain some of those on the right, some of the Johnny come lately's their sudden turn to not America first but America and China equally.
Guest Commentator
The US is not going to defend and cannot defend Taiwan now.
Steven Crowder
Should not defend.
Guest Commentator
I don't know should I don't.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
That's something, I mean I'm asking you to lay out what you think are coherent.
Guest Commentator
I think we've reached the limits of our power and power has limits. Like that's another thing just to keep in mind, power is not infinite, you can squander it. And, and we're in the process of doing that.
Sponsor/Ad Voice
And what about Japan and South Korea?
Guest Commentator
Man, it's hard. I don't understand exactly how that's going to go.
Guest/Co-host
Yeah, we know at all from an
Guest Commentator
American perspective but like in the end big powers want to and get to control their regions. We have something called the Monroe Doctrine. This is another problem I had with Russia. It's like Russia of course is going to demand influence in Ukraine and you can say oh it's a sovereign country, they can't have any influence there. Be real. A big power wants to control hopefully in a non brutal enlightened way. But they want some influence over their neighbors. We can no longer be the sole author of terms of commerce of anything. We have to share power with China, of course because of their scale. And so there's got to be a non destructive way to do this.
Steven Crowder
Before America was a hegemon, before the US dollar was a world reserve currency. But now what we want to do is open a dialogue where everyone is respected, where America is no longer the bully, but a willing partner in creating a new economic order that benefits everyone and not just a few.
Guest Commentator
I think that's the wisest possible advice and probably the only path that preserves civilization. But the one country standing in the way of that is Israel.
Steven Crowder
Now, here's the thing that I don't understand. How is it America first to open up a dialogue and bring ourselves down to the level of a communist nation in order to ensure economic prosperity for everyone? I'm a little confused. Why should we ensure the economic prosperity of China? We don't need a kowtow to them. We're the ones holding the cards. What part of that is America first also, how do you do that? How do you ensure prosperity of the people in nations like China or, or Cuba or Venezuela or Iran when they're communist and they guarantee that their own people will never experience prosperity? How do you do that? I just don't understand how that's America first. Here's what I view as America first. Donald Trump's the first president ever to do anything about China. It was a foregone conclusion that they were going to be a world superpower. And the worst part is they were going to do that through ripping people off and underhanded tactics. I want China, when I say this, I mean the communist Chinese government as powerless, as feckless as possible. I don't want to link arms with them in any way. I was under the impression that that was America first. And we do have a guest to come on here in a little bit. But I do want you guys to note this is not an outlier, okay? To be clear, when you talk about Cuba, China, whatever it is, but let's just stick with Cuba right now. So every leftist celebrity supported knowingly communist, fascist totalitarian regimes in Cuba, all of them, and they'll tell you now, no, no, not that, Communism. And they'll move on to the next one and say it didn't work, but it hasn't been tried. Right. Yet. They can't help themselves. They still have to praise the communist regime that is imprisoning, torturing, executing their own people. But it goes along. So let's go through the list of people who supported knowingly communism. Wow. They were executing people without trial under Castro's post Che Guevara Revolution. 64, Bob Dylan's girlfriend, Susan Rotolo, Francis Ford Coppola, Ted Turner, Bernie Sanders in 85, in 89, Peter Jennings, Katie Couric, Steven Spielberg, 2002, Oliver Stone, Michael Moore, Sean Penn, now Hasan Piker, code pink, kneecap. They all praise. Do you believe that they don't know? Do you believe that these people just don't know that it's an oppressive communist regime? Or do you think I have a case where I say they do know? That's what they want for you. But here's the thing. Lost in the middle of all this, there are actual people in Cuba dying. There are actually thousands of Cubans who have been executed for speaking out against the government without trial. Hey, leftists. There actually have been thousands of guys with a lisp who have been sent to labor camps to work until they die in Cuba because of the communist regime. There are people there without power. There are people who likely died in the hospital, which I understand probably was going to happen anyway because unlike Michael Moore told you, their health care is God awful in Cuba. But there were people who were in a hospital that then lost its power because of Ni Cap's concert at the hotel that was housing unknowing propagandists. What part of this is America first? And I see when you look at the board, I go, oh, okay, I get it. Venezuela, that's choking Cuba. I understand that. Yeah, okay. And both together, that's going to make it tough for China. All right. Right now the regime is a little bit weakened because Russia is. They've got their hands full. Okay, It's a good time right now. And the Cuban people want it. The only people who don't want it are communists and those on the right who say it's not America first. But those are the same people who say we should link arms with China. I don't know what's happening at this point in time. And we're going to continue talking about this and more before I go to our guests. If you are not a member, click the button right there. If you want to join Rumble Premium, continue with us for another 45 minutes to an hour. It's $99 here. You get this wonderful hand etched mug, you get 100% more. Show everything ad free, the Friday show and everyone else that you see or try it for $9 a month. Look, you may think that we are pricks, granted, but at least we are honest pricks. And we're able to do that because we're supported by people like you. Not all expenses paid trip through a non profit that funnels their money from a communist regime. So right now for a firsthand look at how the Cuban population feels. The bad Cubans, as Hasan Piker refers to them. About the activists going to the island. We go now to to Louise, our Cuban correspondent. 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Episode: BREAKING: Trump’s Truths Talks with Iran Underway – Iran Fires Back – What We Know
Date: March 23, 2026
Host: Steven Crowder
Co-Hosts/Guests: Gerald, James, March, various sketches and commentaries
Theme: A fast-paced, opinionated breakdown of breaking news involving U.S.-Iran talks under Trump, disinformation around the Iran nuclear threat, the midterms, as well as a wide-ranging critique of left-wing activism surrounding Cuba and “champagne socialism.”
This episode of Louder with Crowder dives into breaking news about alleged productive talks between the Trump administration and the Iranian regime after the U.S. threatened major strikes. Crowder and his team analyze the political maneuvering, implications for U.S. foreign policy, media bias, and the broader context of Western attitudes towards communism, focusing especially on recent activism related to Cuba.
The episode blends rapid-fire news commentary, sarcasm-heavy humor, and cultural criticism, interspersed with recurring characters, sketches, and a string of pointed rants against progressive and Marxist figures and narratives.
Trump’s Statements on Iran (29:40, 30:44):
Skepticism and Media Spin (31:13–32:14):
Presidential Track Record on Iran (32:55–34:07):
Iran's Capabilities and Recent Attacks (36:02–39:47):
Midterms & Military Action (40:03–41:53):
Nature of the Iranian Regime (42:00–43:33):
Crowder’s Personal Cuba Story (47:01–48:51):
Code Pink’s Cuba Convoy Critique (48:53–54:37):
Regime Oppression and Western Complicity (54:37–57:19):
Cultural/Media Irony (57:19–62:54):
Patronizing Attitudes toward Actual Cubans (62:03–65:26):
Code Pink and Chinese Propaganda (67:04-69:19):
Recap: Western Elites & Authoritarian Support (End of section):
On the Left’s Cuba Activism:
On Iran:
On Progressive Narratives:
On Media and Misinformation:
On Celebrity Activists: