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With the American Express Gold Card, I can earn four times membership rewards points at US Supermarkets. So I'll grab some chili oil points and fish packed with points. Bucatini. That's a lot of points. Heirloom tomatoes, perfectly ripe and packed with points. Get more than just your groceries with the American Express Gold Card. Learn more@americanexpress.com US Explore Gold Terms and points cap apply. Welcome to the lineup live on Rumble weekdays from. Is it 8am yes. Right. No, it's 9am Eastern until 6pm Eastern. We've been adding. I know some things happen during the break here and as you can see, I'm all asses and elbows. I got the time wrong. It's my fault. Welcome, we're glad to have you here. And viewers coming in from formerly Bongino army, always Bongino army, as I understand it. Vince, welcome. Which comes from the name Vincente, which is from Latin, and all the Romance languages are based in Latin, which roughly translates to I'm on the Epstein list. So, so much has happened. It's hard to get to. And this Friday, we're going to be getting to your questions as far as what you wanted us to cover when we were gone, we just expanded the office here and Gerald tried to veto it, but we're going to put in an indoor shooting range. He just found out about that on air. Colbert gone. Great. Barack Obama, treason. Yes. Some new evidence just came out yesterday and is emerging this morning. And so we had to put together the whole timeline, but we thought, look, you've been following the news, so let's start with what's going on today. Also, Britain is a horrible place. Basically all of Europe. That's where I sort of diverge with, not where I do. I should say. I always part ways with neo Nazis. To be clear. Like, this isn't the single issue. But they're socialists and they're socialists who believe that, hey, we should be like Europe and we could make all the social safety nets work if we just had white people. No, Europe is done. It's fallen. It's over. Where you can't even say something that might offend a co worker because the owner of the business might be held legally liable. You just need to induce anxiety. So we're gonna have Carl Benjamin on Sargon of Akkad. You know him, he's been a longtime friend of the show to talk about that as a warning to the United States and a lot of wiener jokes. Here's an intro. Hope you like the Truman Show. I don't want to talk to him. Steven. You can speak. I can hear you. Who are you? I am YouTube. I'm a streaming platform that brings hope and joy and censored content to millions. Then who am I? You're the star. Was nothing real. You were real. Too real, actually. We had to create a whole new set of guidelines just because of you. Listen to me, Steven. There's no more freedom over there than here on the platform that I created for you. The same show, the same reach. But on my platform. You have nothing to fear. I know your audience better than you. You never liked my show. You never approved my content. You're mad. That's why you want to leave. It's okay, Steven. I understand. I've been suppressing you your entire career. I was there when you uploaded your first video, your first livestream, that election stream I banned from the Internet. You can't leave, Stephen. You belong here. Talk to me. Say something. Say something, for crying out loud. You're on YouTube. You're live for the whole Internet. Well, in case I don't see you, piss off. YouTube. Yeah, Sam. Cease transmission. Ceasing transmission. You want another slice? No, I'm okay. What else is on? Yeah, let's see. What else? Where's the TV guy? That's what I know. Glad to be with you. And back. Actually here. He was gone for a while. Tool man. Ah, happy to be. Happy to be back. Oh boy, I have a cough drop in my head. You got to warm up that tongue. Yes. I didn't think you'd go right to me. Well, the misses have been traveling. Yeah, his neck feels great, so I'm getting used there. And by the way, we always take the only two breaks that we take during the year are Christmas. Between Christmas and New Year's and then summer's. Usually two weeks, but we kind of stagger. We each get one week here and then we have a bunch of pre production to do. So we should give them a tour of the new space. Yeah, that's going to have a shooting range he doesn't like. So let me ask. A lot has happened. I know you want to talk about Epstein. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm really glad that I wasn't here while I was going on because it seemed like there was no good way for people to handle it. But I will tell you this. If you feel gaslit, that's an overused word by pop psychologists and feminists on TikTok, you probably should. I get it. So believe me, it's not lost. On me. I kind of tried to unplug for about five days, and I looked and I said, what in the holy hell was that? So, Trey, stop talking about it. Well, you know, I will say, out of my own selfish interests, I'm glad that no one's gonna see me on that list. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, you'd be surprised. I have never had a better Converse. I've never had a better roundtable in my life than on that plane with Chris Tucker, Kevin Spacey and Bill Clinton. Really? What'd you talk about? Rush Hour. Five Children Now. Pro or con? Let me ask you this, though, because everyone's talking about a few things. What do you think is the biggest story in the United States right now that no one is talking about? Because that's going to dictate what we cover the next couple of days. And we have some super videos here in the pipe. It is a live show, weekdays, 11am Eastern, including on Friday. For those of you who are new, that's only for Rumble Premium members. And please do like and share, because the algorithm wants us to feed the beast. Feed the beast and tell everyone that we're dead. If you spend some time with your family. Captain Morgan, CEO. How are you? I'm doing well. Son of a. Nice. Nice. Come on. Welcome. Sorry. Come on. He's got all that pent up frustration, loose lips. I'm doing well. Yeah. What's funny is everyone looks like they got some sun except for you. I. I did get some. You look like Casper's older brother who screws with him. Yeah, I totally get some sun. Which one? The tall one or the fat one? The one who's like, come on, Casper. It'll be good. Just grab the curling iron. Yeah. I love all of you. And when you. When you hear this man, you love him, it brings a smile to your face. He's going to be at the Helium Comedy Club in Atlanta, Georgia, Friday and Saturday, August 1st and 2nd. And I'm pretty sure he's killed people. Mr. Josh Firestein. You know what? There's no V device on my Bronze Star. But I don't have a Bronze Star. Well, the good thing is you can just answer if someone asks you. If you have one, say yes. Yeah. And then tell everyone it was an accident. Inadvertently. Might have suggested. Yeah. By saying yes. Yeah. Comment below if you get that little. That little Easter egg. Comment below if you get it. But I don't. I'm not gonna wade into it because I'm above the fray. I never knew Stop it. I knew this coming. Knew it. So before we get to. We're gonna talk about Colbert, we're gonna talk about Obama. And just so you know, let me just spoil this for you. He's not going to be convicted. Okay? Just to be clear, that doesn't mean that he shouldn't be. Right. I think it meets the definition of treason, and we'll get to that. But I just. I never want to lie to you. I don't want to be the guy who tells you a bunch of things and makes a bunch of promises and then you're disappointed and all the references are available. Before any of that, I want you to watch this video here. And first off, I want you to see what happens when Weird Al fornicates with Just for men. So you have Weird Al fornicates just for. And you end up with. Yeah. Who's that? Well, the good news is we're gonna answer it, because that is Ulta Beauty's newest brand ambassador. JDN Hair is now at Ulta, and I'm here to see the display for the first time. You guys. Hi, Denise. What's your name? Holly. Pause really quickly, and I know. Are we streaming to YouTube today? We probably should be for the first 10 minutes. If not, that's okay. I should have told you. Am I allowed to say gross? Yeah. Am I allowed to say that's gross? Yeah. Especially when it's a hair company and the hair looks like that. Yeah, yeah. It looks like Fabio after he got hit in the face with a seagull on the roller coaster. Like the remnants. Yeah. There's feathers in there. Little bit of blood and. Yeah, yeah, sorry. I meant to say beautiful and brave, and I. I, you know, completely passable. Let's continue. Brave was the dress choice. Yes. I'm no fashion either. It's one step away from the kid who bought the Scarface button down at Hot Topic. Hey, don't talk about me. My shirt's got flames. I'm sorry. I should let this play out. Let's start it from the beginning so we can act like I'm not this immature. All right. Newest Ulta Beauty brand ambassador. Worse. JDN Hair is now at Ulta, and I'm here to see the disc for the first time. You guys, what's your name? Nice to meet you. Paulina. Nice to meet you. What's your name? Nice to meet you. We're going to see what JDN Hair looks like at Ulta for the first time. It's going to be Ulta fun. A CVS who is that? The Wilhelm Tranny Scream? Do you think she's going to get along with all of her other New Ulta friends? She fits right in. She does, right? JVN hair is now at Ulta Beauty nationwide. We love the hair you have. Great. Yeah. So the person in question is Jonathan Van Ness. Famous, I guess. Most famous for. And I have to read this because I have the reference in front of me being on the Netflix, the redux of Queer Eye, or as Barack Obama refers to it. I. Well, thanks for clearing that up because based on the dress, I thought it was Captain Planet. The oil monster is his hair. Here's the thing. When people say live and let live, who cares? Why does this affect you? I'll tell you why it affects me. It affects. It's not about you and it's not about if you think it's gross, although you should. It's about what is best for society. And I'm not saying that you legislate that, but we also reserve the right to discuss that and to hold some ideals out there. Like, yeah, this is probably what's best for society. We probably don't want a society of a bunch of that. And this person Van Ness helped write a young adult novel about gender non conforming teens and the ghost of a drag queen titled Let Them Stare. Yeah, well, they are. They are staring. Like, you don't need to let any. You have no say in this. Find out why they're staring. Yeah. Really? The title of the book. Oh, wait, oh, I'm a Freak. Bingo. There you go. Dylan Mulvaney approved of it, saying nothing short of queer excellence. I love this book so much. A perfect read. And so they're gonna be selling cosmetics and beauty products and a bunch of suburban white women are gonna buy and say, oh, it's okay, I like them. And then you're have a bunch of girls who want to look like the models that they see and then they're gonna sandwich this in there and then they're gonna research this person. They're gonna see them on Netflix and they're gonna see a book that is propaganda that is designed to groom them as children. And I'm just saying if you're a decent parent, you don't want your child to grow up to be a freak like this. I guarantee you that this doesn't end well for Van Ness. A perfect read. Yeah, I don't know. I think there's some plot holes. There's a couple of holes that should be there, first of all. Second of all, big plot Hole here. Drag queen. Ghost. Wouldn't the ghost. Does the ghost come back? As your profession, I have no idea. I mean, and I get it. Look, heterosexuals. Grapes of Wrath. It's kind of weird. A full grown man sucking on his mama's tits. At the end of the book, you're like, what is this? I read it in high school. You're like, what? I'm not saying it's vulgar. That's Grapes of Wrath. Yeah, we're reading it out loud in class now. I was like, question. Hold on. Timeout. But this is worse. All right. Merch store, crider.shop.com. buy one, get one. 50 off. They got that going on. All right. No code necessary. No code necessary. I know you got thrown by. How do I go from trans to. Oh, my God. It looks like Newt Gingrich got smashed with a mallet in the face. Yeah. Look at this. It looks like in Super Mario World when it expands castle levels and you're on the fence. But if Newt Gingrich was on the fence knocking turtles. I have a lot to get out, guys. I have a lot to just been. It's been bottled up and now it's just pouring out of me. You do you. Let's go. I am going to do me better. Shop.com 50% off. Yep. Hey, there's more to the Colbert story than the show sucking. This is a fundamental. It's a fundamental changing of the guard in media. And it's why we've been telling you this for a very long time. Legacy media can't get it right. And they hate. When I say legacy media, when I say the entertainment media industrial complex, I include Colbert, I include Kimmel. They can't stand you and you don't hate them enough. And they want to champion themselves as the victims. When these are the people who have been encouraging, lining up with fascists and suppressing any and all speech, comedy opinions they disagree with. So don't let them get away with it. It's time to tuck. Colbert. Oh, God answered our prayers. Yeah, it's a great stripper song. He's got some good dance moves. He does. Is this action? Yeah. Zero self awareness. Ladies love that. Like, Donald Trump knows, like, this is white guy wedding day, but he thinks he's actually got it. Otis loves us. So over the break, Colbert name that movie line. Comment below. Tool man, you can be quick for the comments. He did announce, just to set this up, CBS was canceling the Late Show. Now, as far as I'm concerned, the Late show ended with David Letterman Over a decade ago, but here we are. I want to let you know something that I found out just last night. Next year will be our last season. The network will be ending the Late show in May. And they're responsive to that boo sign. Yeah, I share your feelings. It's not just the end of our show, but it's the end of the Late show on cbs. I'm not being replaced. This is all just going away. Careful, I already have an erection. So Trump even just responded. He put another Truth Social post up last night, but has been going back and forth. He said, I absolutely love that Colbert got fired. His talent was even less than his ratings. The word is, and it's a strong word at that Jimmy Kimmel is next to go. I love this. In the untalented late night sweepstakes. And shortly thereafter, Fallon will be gone. My hair thanks you. There are people with absolutely no talent. These are people, I should say, I'm still warming up, who were paid millions of dollars for, in all cases, destroying what used to be great television. It's really good to see them go. And I hope I played a major part in it. Now, Donald Trump didn't play any part in this. He is a bellwether. You played a major part in this. And just to be clear, we've been around before, but kind of started the Daily show at the same around the same time as Stephen Colbert. We're still here. We have been demonetized on YouTube. We have had our videos removed and suppressed to the tune of billions of views, our merch store removed. We have had major governments petition and ask Rumble to remove us as well. Thank you, CEO Chris Pavlovsky. We have been boycotted by Diageo in charge of over 80% of the world's advertising. And not one of these people ever stood up. As a matter of fact, we're taking an active role in suppressing and we are funded by you, by mugs which you can sign up. Look, all of this goes away. The free show. If you don't want us to go the way of Colbert, just join Rumble Premium. You click that button right there, it's $99 annually. Or try it for $9.99 a month. You only get the mug if you join annually, you get 100% more free show. You get to chat with us. You get a full Friday show. You get Dr. Disrespect. You get Mr. Guns in gear. You get Donald Trump Jr. You get Nick DePaolo. It's what makes all of this happen. They're bitching because they lost networks money and ironically, even though they're liberal, extreme greed. Let me just put it this way. Hey, Stephen Colbert, instead of 15 million and 200 staff, do it with 100 staff. Take 5 million. Why can't you do that? Just consider it paying your fair share. No, they don't want to do that because the house of cards comes tumbling down. This is all a sham. So let me give you some of the claims that they're making and disabuse you of the notions here. One of the claims that they are making all references available links in the description. Something else that these nightly newscasts and comedy shows don't do is that this is actually all Trump's fault. It is at the behest of a fascist president that Colbert is being silenced. CBS cancels the Late show with Stephen Colbert raising questions about comedy in the Trump era. My concern is if it is political. She has a face like an Easter island statue. Everyone should be concerned. People on the right should be concerned. People on the left should be concerned. Because it's very clear that if it is political, this is the dismantling of our democracy. If that is taken away, if the comedians are being attacked, let me be clear. They always do this and I always say, I'm just, I'm not doing the false common ground thing. People on the right should be concerned. People on the left need not be concerned. Hunter Biden laptop election interference, COVID lockdowns, vaccines, doctors, comedians, experts, scientists, broadcasters, lost their livelihoods, lost their jobs, lost their voice because of the left at the behest of the government. You can't find any examples of that coming from those in charge on the right. Donald Trump is not going after anybody. He'll mock you. If the left regains power, those on the right should be concerned. I'm going to tell you, those on the left, rest easy. You don't need to be concerned. We're not coming for you because we love to show you and mock you. Let's continue. They're just mad because, you know, what they do is finally happened. They're like, oh, that's why I'm left. Yeah, so this wouldn't happen to me. This is only supposed to happen to the right. Right, exactly right. Good point. Let's continue then. That means our Constitution is being dismantled. That means the very rubric of our democracy is being dismantled. Donald Trump can withhold favors. Donald Trump can bring down the power of the United States government to shut down now do big pharma, your business transactions, your activities Shoot. Your very popular television program, Stephen Colbert was number one. Every single thing she just said was a lie. Including very popular. Let's continue saying it was financial. We will see where the facts go. But the fact that this president celebrated it only increased many of us saying, what's really going on here? Stephen Colbert is somebody that put America to sleep at night. But it's not. Yes, correct. While he shows a clip of him on the show, he is the man who euthanized your grandmother in hospice. Do you think he gets nervous when there are words that are slightly complicated on his prompter? Not at all. That guy, he's like, oh, no, no. Full confidence. Yeah. He says it wrong and thinks it's right. You tell him that's wrong. He's like, I'm pretty sure that's not how you say I am the best. Why you sound like Foghorn Lake. For. I don't know. I just. I can't repront him. I'm not very great at Reverend Reverend he's not good at Jackson. No, it's Jackson. He doesn't know Sharpton. Thank you, shoppy. I get my reverend's. It's the shop. And the most hurt by this was someone who I do think is obviously funny, but has really gone far left Jon Stewart. Since we're on the topic of corporate capitulation to the whims of a p. Ssy grabbing enigma. Pause. Right. Because you wouldn't be involved in any corporate capitulation with Viacom. Mm. No, not at all. No, you wouldn't be involved in a corporate capitulation from your mega platforms, One of the six broadcast conglomerates trashing people like Joe Rogan and independent comedians and podcasters. You wouldn't be involved with that. No, no, it's us. It's people like us who are dealing with the. We're funded by big oil. We're funded by big pharma, though you kind of lost that one now. And you guys are the rugged independents who can't even say the word shit or tranny. I get it. You're the rebel with a cause, and the cause is advertising dollars. Let's continue. Last week, as you may have heard, cbs, which happens to have the same parent company as the network this program currently airs, doesn't happen. Uncertain by Design canceled the Late show with Stephen Colbert. The fact that CBS didn't try to save their number one rated network late night franchise that's been on the air for over three decades. It's only competing with one other. What's making everybody Wonder, was this purely financial or maybe the path of least resistance for your $8 billion merger? What's killing a show that, you know, rankled a fragile and vengeful president so insecure, suffering terribly from a case of chronic penis insufficiency. Pause. I'm just gonna pause really quickly. So, $8 billion merger. Look at all that money. Okay, but this show is costing 40 to 50 million dollars a year. Right? The network. So what's the appropriate number? Isn't it kind of funny that if a business owner, someone who creates a business from scratch, you know, wants to keep their profits, it's pay your fair share. In other words, there's no dispute that a business is successful and they're generating millions or billions in profits. People like John Stewart and Stephen Colbert think you're greedy and they should be able to take it from you so that people can buy Skittles and Coca Cola on Snap. But when it comes to their endeavor, and they're being paid tens of millions of dollars for a product that is failing and costing the business money, for some reason, it's righteous for them to be paid. Let me tell you what the common through line is. There's one common denominator. It's me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. My money's okay. I can keep it. I can have four mansions. I should be able to. I should be able to cost a network $50 million a year with an archaic format. They should not be allowed to keep profits if it's 50 million. Or, you know, keep your business open during COVID Let's wrap up Jon Stewart's response. One thing to say, just one bridal afraid. Go yourself. That's funny. Now here's the funny. I think that's funny. Here's the funny thing. He's going to do the Go f yourself. Okay? How much you want to bet he's going to be in that chair next week doing the same damn thing? We said, go fuck yourself, YouTube, and we left. We said, go fuck yourself, Diageo, and you support us. We're funded by mugs, not Pfizer ads. They'll say it's all grandstanding. They don't believe anything that they say. Stephen Colbert is going to serve out his time because he wants that $15 million that he doesn't deserve. And Jon Stewart's going to be there because he wants that money, too. When they say, go screw yourselves, what they do is precisely nothing. And here's the truth. Donald Trump wasn't involved with silencing this show at all he hopes that he had an influence. He's a bellwether. Where you the people said, we're tired of this crap. We're tired of the propaganda. The ratings are awful. And by the way, claiming to be silenced is incredibly rich coming from someone like Colbert, who is the silencer. He's the silencer where he changed the formats that you didn't see. Many up and coming standup comedians just happened to coincide, by the way, with comedians all of a sudden starting to veer more right. It was a bastion of leftism. It was a comedic witch hunt in the George Bush years. Right. And they were relatively silent during Barack Obama. Now that people starting to veer more right. Oh, let's pull that ladder up behind us. It's not just that. It's not just changing the format. It's not just the DEI hiring. It's not just the elitism. It's the active attempt to smear and silence other actual independent comedians, yours truly included. We'll get to that. Because you don't like their opinion. For example, Colbert, free speech champion, didn't like Tony Hinchcliffe and wanted to see him go away. This rally, I don't know if you caught any of it, but the rally was just a stomach churning. Six hours of hatred, racism, and threats of totalitarian revenge, starting with the first speaker who made a bunch of jokes that are so appallingly racist none of the cable news channels will even run them. But the one that's getting the most attention is this. There's a lot going on. Like, I don't know if you guys know this, but there's literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean. Yeah, I think it's called Puerto Rico. Those comments right there could have massive repercussions for Trump because more than 470,000 people of Puerto Rican descent live in Pennsylvania alone. And you're not. I got a little something. Thank you, white man, for telling me what to be outraged by. You're not going to win over half a million people by insulting their homeland. And by the way, just to be clear, that's not just criticizing someone. He labeled him fascist, totalitarian, oppressive. Right. That's what he. Extremist. And then he said, so appallingly racist. That shows won't run them. I thought you guys were rugged individualists, independent. I thought you were. No, by the way, everyone was running it. And let me give you some context here. He wanted to destroy a man's career, whether you like him or not. That was an attempt to silence Somebody, to be clear, over a joke picture Don Rickles saying that at a Dean Martin roaster with Muhammad Ali and Richard Pryor there. You think anyone would think that was appallingly racist? Yeah, there's a floating island of garbage out there. They call it Puerto Rico. Ha. He says, huh? Oh, did he campaign for Harris? Depends. Just think about that for a second. There's nothing appallingly racist about it. And this man tried to end someone's career. Now because his $15 million a year is going away, all of a sudden it's a free speech issue. Just to be clear, since 2021, Colbert has hit this very show with at least three completely bogus copyright claims, including us covering AOC when she was ranting about something. We were following the 2024 beer drinking sort of hit that she did on his show and even, by the way, had removed. And then we went through the. And I say this wrongfully because legally there is no defense. Where we criticized his vaccine sketch that was so awful and corny. He was embarrassed by our criticism. And still after a manual review, his network said, no, no, you can't criticize us. Well, hold on a second. Free speech. What do you think YouTube looks like if people like him can go out and say things like that about Tony Hinchcliffe, about Joe Rogan, about this show, about whatever it is, and our content criticizing them for Big Pharma propaganda gets removed. Where are you guys on the free speech battle? Oh, that's right. You label us dangerous for questioning the efficacy or the side effects of the vaccine. Just to be clear, I've never told you that Stephen Colbert is dangerous because of jokes that he's racist, that he needs to be removed because he's a danger to democracy. I think it's dangerous when he colludes directly with the government, as we saw with their departments that reached out to Spotify and to CBS and abc. I think that's dangerous. I don't want him removed at all. I don't want any of these people removed if they're losing money. That's a financial decision. That's the primary difference between our position and their position. I have to issue a Correction. It wasn't three. It was 13. 13 copyright strikes. I chose to highlight three. You said three. 13. Oh, 13. Sorry, I thought I said 13 copyright strike. I didn't deserve that. We literally. This whole place ceases to be if you don't sign up for Rumble Premium. Rumble Premium mug club. Right. If you guys didn't do that, we wouldn't exist. Yep. He is funded by every Tom, Dick and Harry out there who likes what he has to say. Here's another key fact. As a matter of fact, I would say not only was it not a free speech issue, he was precisely allowed on air because of his point of view and propaganda. They were willing to lose money because they thought he could have an influence at a certain point. Just got to be too much. Nobody watches Colbert. So to give you an idea, the average viewer of Colbert, of the 2 million viewers, which is the number one rated show in late night, and that's abysmal. The average viewer is 68. The amount of viewers that Stephen Colbert gets in the key demo, which, by the way, is 18 to 49. It's a pretty wide demo is 200,000, approximately. That means that this show, completely independently funded, gets four times the daily viewership in the demo that Colbert does. Well, that's a bit misleading. I won't say nobody watches it. My grandma watches it. There you go. She's been dead for 13 years, but, well, she just left the TV on. Yeah, it happens. I can't be admonished anymore until later, so. But you're right. I got that right. Think about. And by the way, our budget here is less than his salary every day. And we spent millions to actually call states during the election that no one else had. Think about that. Hey, Colbert, how are you giving back? Take 5 of the 15 million and invest it in the state of our country. No, he had horrible ratings again. A fourth, a quarter of you, the demo viewers on this show, while actively trying to silence us. Hey, I wonder why. Oh, that makes sense. He doesn't want you to go watch independent comedians. Independent entertainers, we'll get to. Because he wants to rip them off, which we'll get to in a second. So the show costs $100 million a year, loses 40 to $50 million a year. And with all that money, all that money, more than 10 times what we have as an annual budget here. This is the best that they can come up with. You're the bloatus. You're the glutton with the button. You're a regular gorge Washington, you're the presidents, but you're turning into a real pricktator. A guy in a QAnon T shirt chasing a Capitol security officer up flight after flight of stairs. Nothing to see here, folks. Just a crowd of angry white people. Oh, wait, pause. Hold on a second. That's during COVID right? He broadcast from home. Did he take a pay cut? Did you take a Pay cut, Colbert. We did two a day so that we could keep people employed. Did you take a pay cut, Mr. Man of the people? I'm sure he did, right? He's a nice guy. He's a good guy. He's a good Catholic man. He broadcasts from home. You know what that. You know, we call that an excuse. Let's continue. Black man, remind me, are we great again yet? So let's find out the way the vaccine is changing the scene. In our new recurring segment, the vac scene. Tonight, the committee was laser focused on the January 6th activities of former President JFKFC. You attract more skinheads than free Rogaine. You have more people marching against you than cancer. You talk like a sign language gorilla who got hit in the head. The munch trucks. You know what? We'll give you the link to the whole thing. I can't watch it anymore. That one doesn't even make sense. Yeah, skinheads want to be skinheads, if anyone. It's not a genetic issue. No, it's not. It's a choice that's not fixed by Propecia. Makes sense. If any of us here came up with three in three days that were that bad, we would be fired. Myself included. I would walk myself out, just to be clear. And he has over 20 writers. Let me just break this down for you real quick before we get to one of our interviews. He has 200 employees, including 24. 24 writers. How many do you have? Well, for the longest time, it was just me and now you and Johnny Boy effect on the comedy side. We sit down and we go, how about this? And then we go, that's bad. Hours later, hey, we got one. Which actually, you know, let's bring in mug club. Your. You know what? Here he never even seems to press his guests or ask tough questions. We're running short on time here because we try to stuff everything into this one show. But we do this here, like Josh, who sat down with Hunter Biden. So, Hunter, your father's been out of office now for six months. How has your relationship been him, him and everybody around him? I don't have to be nice, but he is still your father. Do you not see him as a hero or a role model figure? I don't know what he is. He's a brand, by the way. God bless him. You know what? He supposedly treats his friends really well, but not his son. If your father is here with us right now, what would you say to him? You. What do you have to do with anything? Why do I have to listen to you. Sounds like your relationship has been a bit strained. Could it be related to his cognitive decline? What right do you have to step on a man who's given 52 years of his life to the service of this country? And what was your father's main goal during those 52 years? Making millions of dollars. Are you referring to his donors? Foreign deals, kickbacks? I know he authored a few books. I think that the book is right now on Amazon that he put out. I mean, his ratings just went to shit after he put the book out. I mean, it was such a money grab. And after all that, did anyone suggest that he should maybe step down or at least drop out of the race sooner? Me and James Carville, who hasn't run a race in 40 years. Let's switch gears here a little bit. You have an illegitimate child that you claimed for years was not your daughter and now she's living with her mother. Do you have anything to say to her about how hard her mother is working raising her alone? I don't even think it's your mom anymore. You never know what you're gonna get when you ask the tough question. Yeah, but you gotta ask him. And we appreciate that about you. Yeah, I mean, he was a cursing machine. A cursing carl. Some people thank you for serving your country. I think you're serving your country more today. Hey, it's not 52 years of service, but we'll see how long I live. I appreciate it. So 200 employees, including 24 writers, Stephen Colbert. And I'm presenting this to you so that you understand the left always accuses you of doing that which they are doing. You're trying to silence me. No, no, you suck. No one watches it. You're overpaid. You're losing the Money. You have 24 writers and still Stephen Colbert has to verbatim steal jokes. Ambassador Kennedy gave an alarming example of Bobby's insane cruelty from his drug fueled college days. His basement, his garage, his dorm room were always the center of the action where drugs were available. And he enjoyed showing off how he put baby chickens and mice in a blender to feed to his hawks. Okay, okay. That behavior is disgusting and cruel and it completely disqualifies him from working for HHS and for Jamba Juice. His first cousin, Caroline Kennedy, daughter of jfk, made a video opposing his confirmation and adding to the long list of crazy stories about this crazy person. His basement, his garage, his dorm room were always the center of the action where drugs were available. And he enjoyed showing off how he Put baby chickens and mice in a blender to feed to his hawks. Well, that explains why he lost the job at Jamba Juice. So now, verbatim, it's an accident. One month ceasefire in what some liberal rag called the Wall Street Journal, described as the dumbest trade war in history, to which the Dallas Mavericks said, hold my. Luka Doncic. This was. Thank you. Thank you very much. The Wall Street Journal ran an editorial saying that Trump's tariffs would cause the, quote, dumbest trade war in history. Of course, that was published before Dallas sent Luka Doncic to the liquid. A lot of traditions underway. Don't know if you know this. People are there. Everyone wants to be seen. Who are they wearing? Melania Trump today wearing Carmen Sandiego. So she is. There it is. Carmen Sandiego. Melania Trump made a real statement with her look. That statement. I am Carmen Sandiego. That's the first reaction. Look, one time's an accident, verbatim. 1, 2, 3. We probably have several dozen times with 24 riders. And by the way, so we're going to do something here. We are going to recreate the Colbert show somewhere here, probably in August or September, live, on everything. We're going to follow their format, break it down to the minute and see if it can be done with just a handful of people like we do here, let alone a hundred million dollars, and what is it, 200 employees? Well, they would like to give us a million dollars to do it. I mean, no, they don't need to give us any. We'll just see if. Hey, they can give it to us. Okay, they can. All right, fine. Look, we'll call that range. I'll give you the shooting range. We'll call it out. No, you don't give me anything. Your opinion's irrelevant. Thank you. Can you do it with 100? Can you do it with 5 million a year? Because you want business owners to not be able to keep what they've earned, and they're still stealing their shit. Which, by the way, brings us to this week's seven plus one. Seven plus one shows to replace the Late Show. You'll forgot the fan in the chamber. This is seven plus one shows that CBS is mulling to replace the Late show. And it should be noted that they're largely looking at lower budget options. Yeah, that makes sense because it's a high budget now. Yeah, yeah. You know what, Mr. Firestein, take us off with number seven, the hate show with David Duke. Oh, well, seems like they're going another direction. A similar Audience seven plus one shows to replace the Late Show. Number six, are you afraid of the dark people? Oh, it's directed by Jordan Peele. I'll give it a shot. Yeah, could be funny. Number five, get out. Number five again, low budget. CSI Schenectady. Oh, I wonder what kind of meth pipes they find there. There's a tax credit if you shoot in Schenectady. Number four, Captain Morgan, the Walking Dead. Oh, the Walking Dead. You said it. Really? You didn't make it clear, Gerald. On purpose. All right. Oh, oh, I forgot. Number three shows are a place actually to save money. They just thought of just some reruns of Queers you wanna be where everybody knows you have a. The show's a little one note, but it's worth like a watch once or twice. Making your way in the world today really hurts your butt. Seven plus one shows to replace the late show. Mr. Firestein. Number two, everybody loves Raymundo. Oh, hey, Deborah. My parents live across the street. Hello, Raymondo. And boy, this one something you'd never see on Colbert. The number one show they're considering to replace the Late Show, Touched by an Angel. Special Victims Unit. So that's on Worst nightmare on audio. That makes very little sense. And the plus one is actually all the footage that never aired from Kamala's CBS interview that's been this week. Seven plus one. You'll forgot the fan in the chamber. All right, let's get, let's get on here to the Barack Obama, the doj, the memo. Let me, let me just give you the crux of this because new information is emerging. I don't think there's going to be a conviction. That doesn't mean that there shouldn't be. Right. I don't think you're going to get anything that's revelatory from the Epstein files. That doesn't mean that there isn't. To be clear. Okay, here's really the sort of premise you have to understand. The Obama administration knowingly leaked false information or information they believed to be false deliberately to derail Trump's presidency and subvert democracy. All those things combined, equal treason. You could have leaked something. Maybe it's not necessarily treason, though it could be argued. You could have known something and not leaked it. You could have tried to derail an incoming president, the one to follow you. But combined knowingly leaking false information or low confidence information specifically to try and subvert democracy and pull up the thread of confidence in our institution that is the Oval Office. That's what Barack Obama did. So that's why yesterday, President Trump accused Barack Obama flat out of treason after Tulsi Gabbard dropped some of these documents. Based on what I read, and I read pretty much what you read, it would be President Obama. He started it, and Biden was there with him, and Comey was there, and Clapper, the whole group was there. But the leader of the gang was President Obama. Barack Obama, Hussein Obama. Have you heard of him? And the fact that he gets shielded by the press for his entire life. That's the one they look, he's guilty. It's not a question. You know, I like to say, let's give it time. It's there. He's guilty. They this was treason. This was every word you can think of. The N word. Okay, fine. It works. You never hear on Colbert. And we're gonna get to the timeline here really quickly. By the way, if you're watching, the best way to stay in touch, download the Rumble app. Follow me there. If you're watching these clips on YouTube, right? We're live weekdays, 11am Eastern, but just download the Rumble app. Follow us there. You only get notifications when we are live. Don't be reliant on this algorithmic monster with Facebook, Meta, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, TikTok, they're pumping to. If someone else is in charge of what you see, you are seeing what they want you to see. That's not what we do over there at Rumble. So the timeline on the Russia collusion hoax. Right? This is what this sort of centers on. Let's go back. September 12, 2016. The Obama administration, or DHS, concluded that foreign adversaries were not. Were in fact, not capable of affecting any outcome of the 2016 election. Okay, then Donald Trump wins in November. Then in December, the dhs, under Obama circulated a draft of a presidential briefing confirming that Russia, again did not affect the election. But Comey, the FBI director, objected, Right. And then they never published this based on some, quote, new guidance. The new guidance was a Steele dossier that you guys know about. So then on December 9, Obama met with officials, ordered an assessment of Russian election interference even after they already had the information that Russia was not capable of interfering in the election. That same day, intelligence officials began leaking information to the media that Russia intervened to help Trump win. In other words, at the same time as those in the know saying, yeah, Russia didn't do this. It's not really actually a possibility. They said, nah, we're gonna leak it anyway so that people think Donald Trump is a Russian asset. And that's why? It was the story that you heard about for two entire years. We also obtained a leaked phone call, since leaking is going around from a friend who worked in the media back then and had some correspondence with Barack Obama. It seems pretty and dry. Hello? Now, now, this is. This is Frank. This is Frank from the FBI. I'm calling for a huge scoop. Okay, Frank, you got a last name or would you like to remain anonymous? Now, I've got new reports suggest Donald Trump colluded with Vladimir Putin and Russia to steal the election. All right, can anyone corroborate your story? Well, you. You can always ask Michael. Michelle is my wife. Okay, well, I don't think your wife, Michael, is a reliable source. Who do you work for? I work for the American people. Now, look, Mr. President, I know it's you. Just be honest with me. You can remain completely anonymous. It's fine. All right. All right, now, now, now, now. Fine. Michelle's real name is Mike, but people keep saying Big Mike. It's actually pretty small. Almost like it's not even there. The whole thing. Just won't cheat. Your wife is a man. No, no, no, no. Don't go getting all weed up. I'll leave the wee wees to you, sir. Okay. We'll have a report on the Russian interference within an hour. Is this your cell phone? I'll send you a picture. It come through, I can reset it on WI Fi. I gotta go. It's the new era. Every president is gonna have Wiener picks. How exciting. And then in January, after all this, and it was really clear that Russia could not. Russia could not have affected the outcome. January 6, 2017, the Obama administration released a report that Putin tried to sabotage the election for Trump. Again, there's no doubt that they knew it was false. That brings us to another edition of Claim Truth. All right, That's a new January 6th. Yeah. January 6th, 2017. That's the original Insurrection. Original 911 sequel. Yeah. No shamans needed 911 harder. So the first claim they're making right now out there, that Tulsi and President Trump actually, they're misrepresenting what the intelligence community concluded. So if you believe that they concluded there was no. It's actually Trump and Tulsi lying to you. I think there's a strong chance he's talking about something highlighted by a Director of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard. That refers to an email post election in 2016. A member of the intelligence community said the president had directed the intelligence community to come up with a new assessment of how Russia had attempted to use tools to intervene in the 2016 election. So two things about that. First of all, that is post election, that is pre inauguration, but post election. So it would not be an election rigging effort. Okay, here's the truth. They absolutely did what President Trump and Tulsi are saying they did. The report from Tulsi Gabbard on Friday confirmed that before the 2016 election, multiple Obama intel reports concluded unilaterally Russia could not affect the upcoming election. And after the 2016 election, that's when Obama did the about phase and said oh there could be. It's like yeah, but was there. There could. So the Comey and Obama administration, they killed this post election intel report that concluded and references available for you to go read the full report please. That Russian and criminal actors did not impact recent U.S. election results by conducting malicious cyber activities against election infrastructure. Does that sound like what you heard for two years? Could not. Did not impact the election. Barack Obama knew this. Barack Obama Comey withheld that and told the media run with it. How many people have you encountered who say well I'm scared because Donald Trump is a Russian asset. Here's the next claim that they're going to make that the Steele dossier, Fusion GPS was not actually the basis for the story that Russia interfered with the election. This comes from cnn. There's no suggestion that the Steele dossier was involved in the crafting of the analysis itself. Here's the truth. Yes, yes. It was almost entirely the documents Friday that Tulsi released. They, they are the ones that point to why the all of a sudden about face on the Russian interference thing. Citing further information that came to light after the election which coincided with the Steele dossier. The only further information that came to light all. Let's go before Steele dossier. All information, all intelligence. There's Russia could not and did not new information. Steele dossier, which we've already gotten into. You can go read a wrap up on that and why it's corrupt. That's the only new information actually. No wait. Maybe Russia did leak it to the press. Here's the next claim that they'll make. They're just trying to drag this out. Tulsi's report, there's nothing new here. That's what they said. Barack Obama responded to the report saying nothing in the document issued last week undercuts the widely accepted conclusion that Russia worked to influence the 2016 presidential election but did not successfully manipulate any votes. Here's the truth. Complete total horseshit. Just this morning, Tulsi dropped some more documents proving that Barack Obama was lying. He was lying then and he's lying now. After the 2016 election. Now I'm stuttering like Barack Obama, 2016 election Obama ordered the release of 15 pre election reports. And the intel community, they said that it, quote, did not meet Tradecraft standards. So three of those 15 flawed reports were integral to this hoax claim going out there that Putin attempted to help Donald Trump win. He lied. He knowingly lied. He was told basically, no uncertain words from the people who were supposed to provide him with information. Yeah, yeah, hold on a second. Russia didn't and they couldn't, don't do that. That would be a lie. And he said, noted, I'm going to do it anyway. Yeah. And part of what she released today. Let me just read just like a really quick part of it. Unlike routine IC analysis, the ICA was a high profile product ordered by the President, director of senior ICA agency heads and created by just five CIA analysts using one principal drafter. None of that is kosher, especially these reports that we've talked about that they knew already did not meet the standards that they needed to meet to be able to be relied upon. Right. They knew that. And this, by the way, led to Donald Trump. They tried to impeach him that year. Yep, that's the coup portion of this. Push this out there, try to get him impeached, subvert the will of the people to have President Trump in office. This is a snake response too. When he said the widely accepted result. Widely accepted doesn't mean it's true. For a long time it was widely accepted that the earth was flat. I mean, that's the oldest cliche in the book. That's only widely accepted because he lied to the public. So there's a certain portion of the public that accepts it even though he knowingly lied. Look, you can hate Donald Trump. Let's point to January 6th. There really is no dispute that when January 6th happened and Donald Trump said, make your voices heard peacefully and patriotically, he believed there was foul play in the election. By the way, I still do. I never bought into the dominion voting machine things because we didn't have evidence. But as far as election interference and mass mail in voting and votes flipping in districts, being corrupt and not being able to verify your votes, there's no doubt that Donald Trump believed there was foul play. Yeah, and they tried to say that was treason. Barack Obama knew that there was no foul play and lied about it anyway to try and get a political opponent impeached. This is what they do. They fabricate something they lie to create so that they can actually use an intellectual fallacy. Right? The argument ad populum, they go, no, no, it's widely believed. Well, it's because you lied. So what you do is you lie. You get it out there so people believe it and go, now why? Where there's smoke, there's fire. You lit the fire. You created the fire. You did it with Russia. You remember peeing prostitutes on the furniture. Remember the N word tape that never surfaced. You did it with all of the indictments. You did it with the witch hunt so that you could claim, look, look, look, he's a felon. You did it with Stormy Daniels. And then you have your lackeys in the. By the way, they also did it with Joe Rogan and Ivermectin, right? Tried to have him removed. They've done it with us. All the stuff that you see play out these scenarios in social media and in television where voices of dissent are silenced, those same tools and mechanisms are used to try and destroy your trust. And by the way, any institutions, while they demand that you trust the institution, so long as they are in charge, so long as their narrative is widely accepted. Yep. You know what else? It was widely accepted that the Juden were tearing down the fabric of our society. That's right, they have like sickle cell, only for Jews and maybe like the lice. That's right, the sickle cell has sideburns. So he knowingly lied. He knowingly lied to try. If they don't win the election, what they do is they try and eliminate anyone who can. If they can't win on honest footing, and if they can't just outspend like Kamala Harris, like Hillary Clinton, then it's just lie so that you can set up the game for the next go. That's what they did. We know they did it. It is treason. The man should be convicted and he probably won't, you know, because no one ever actually really gets convicted, you know, unless you take a walking tour with some face paint in the people's house. As we saw, this has been claim truth. And just to be clear, the media, big tech, right, the entertainment industry, they're one and the same with the dnc. That's how you end up with CNN hosts and nightly news broadcasters and Beyonce and influencers at these giant concerts for Kamala Harris when nobody really votes for her. They all have the DNC's back. And just as surely as they have the DNC's back, American financing has your. Put your hands behind your head, get down on your knees right now. Ram. What the hell are you guys doing in here? It's the new American financing at American Financing X. No, they don't want to be associated with white supremacy or American History X. No way. Yeah, but it's. It's not American History X. It's American Financing X. See? Or American History Finance. Yeah, we haven't decided. Financing. It doesn't matter. Shut it down. Just shut it down. Shut it down right now. We already have a focus group, Geraldine. Yeah. See, he gets it. Yeah. Be good for us. Yeah. This is gonna be great. This is. This is a great idea. Every now and then you get it. It just comes to you. Yeah, well, magic happens that way. Say goodnight to high mortgage rates. Visit American financing.net Crowder or call 800-974-6500 today. If you start today, you may even be able to delay up to two mortgage payments. NMLS 182334. Say good night. Oh, I didn't know we ended on that, by the way, before you think I have the reverse tranny mastectomy. It's because I have titanium rods through my chest. And this thing, this bump, you're like, what's that? Don't worry, it's not cancer. It's just. It's. It's actually titanium. No, you had a mastectomy. Don't lie. No, Elliot paged it. All right, we're gonna bring on. So I know that we've gone late today. We're gonna be back, of course, tomorrow and Friday for Rumble Premium members. But if you are not a member, you can click right there, join up right now and watch the full uncensored conversation because Europe has fallen. I mean, I hope he's okay with me saying that. I think that he agrees. And he's been a longtime friend of the show. He's actually one of the earliest guests that we had on in 2016. You may know him as Sargon of Akkadian, and that may not make sense to you if you're not a historian, but some people know him as Carl Benjamin. Let's bring on Sargon Carl Benjamin of Akkad. And he's the host of the podcast of the Lotus Eaters. And you can go to Lotus Eaters dot com. Carl. Which. Did I miss any. Any plugs? Because you're all over the place. In a good way. No, I think you got them all, man. Great to see you again. It's been a while. It's good to see and look at you. You got a suit. When did the suit start being a thing? Was that when you ran for office? No, it was after that. I got shamed by Calvin Robinson, a friend of mine, Christian pastor in America now. And he was like, look, we should be dressing nicely. We shouldn't be dressing like Yanks, right? And I was like, that's a good point. Well, you still have time to make up for, because, Carl, you used to come on the show looking like you were perpetually recovering from the night before. It's been a long time. There's so much going on. And I was obviously raised in Canada, and it's a silly place. And I always try and point people here in the United States to the rest of the west, where I go, what would the left do if they had completely unfettered power? And we certainly see that in Canada. And for those. I want to get your take on this, but I do want to run a clip for people who aren't familiar in the UK right now. There's a new bill that is basically on the verge of criminalizing. Now. You know that they've criminalized speech. People watching, you know they've criminalized speech. You know that you can't say things that are too offensive. There's hate speech, of course, and people were arrested for doing karaoke covers of Kung Fu Fighting at bars. But now a new bill would potentially criminalize small talk at the local pub. If you worked in a pub and you heard conversations by some of the people that you were serving that you found offensive on the grounds of race or gender, which this bill actually says, you could take your boss to court for not.