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Steven Crowder
Welcome. You are watching the lineup live, exclusively on Rumble from 9am Eastern to 4pm Eastern. Rumble, we own live. You just keep watching. It rolls into the next show. Number one in their time slot for live streaming now for several weeks straight. We thank you very much. We know that you have. Well, you don't have that many choices. You know, most of the stuff out there is crap. Welcome Bongino Army. I know he's doing some work there at the FBI, doing the Lord's work. And so you'll hear from Vince. Vince, which comes from Vincente, which actually in Latin translates to approximately I'm not racist. But today we are going to be discussing the tariffs coming back from China. Look, let me distill this for you. We're going to make the case the tariff war needs to take place so that we can avoid actual war. That's what the Cold War was. This is actually more severe. This is a new cold war. It's to avoid an actual war. How do you think this plays out? How do you think it ends? We'll get into that. Also the left versus reality. It's a new installment, the nature edition because the dire wolf has been the point of a lot of debate. But wolves, grizzly bears and seals, what do they have in common? Well, conservationists tried to fix the ecosystem and they screwed up the ecosystem. Also, Crockett's a racist. We'll get to that in more. But first this. Some people have a deep abiding respect for the constitutional law that created this country. And some people don't. Thank has started Liberalism Mud Clock can stop it. Click Rumble Premium and join now for $99 annually or $9.99 a month to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content creators and free SPE SA. Glad to be with you. 11am Eastern weekdays. As always. Question of the day we kind of got away from this. If you could unextinct de extinct if you will, perhaps you might anyone or anything throughout all of human history of the animal kingdom, who or what would it be? Who or what would it be? Of course the natural answer is Jesus. But then I undo the whole prophecy. So I don't know. That could be sacrilegious.
Angela
Then we don't get saved. And that's so bad.
Steven Crowder
Captain Morgan is here. CEO. So is Pops Crowder along with your favorite one of your favorites here in third chair. He's going to be actually at the co host Music hall in co host New York, April 25. Funniest Man Alive Nick depaolo fresh off of his vacation in the Bahamas. Swimming with pigs, actually. And we have. Yeah, there you.
Nick DiPaolo
There you go. She ate two apples out of my hand.
Steven Crowder
She gets apple crazy.
Nick DiPaolo
Oh, she's such a do babe.
Steven Crowder
Anyways, the funny thing is, we created that photoshop and then AI made Rosie O'Donnell look Asian, and it was somehow more unsettling.
Nick DiPaolo
Yeah, that's Losie O'Donnell.
Steven Crowder
Hey, we were just learning about the. I, for some reason, thought the Bahamas were the Caribbean, and then I realized that a lot of places we thought were in the Caribbean are not.
Nick DiPaolo
At least the way I. That's what I was told by the travel agent.
Steven Crowder
Yes. How was it? Was it nice?
Nick DiPaolo
Oh, it's tremendous. No, me and the wife, you know, just tremendous. Play Jeopardy.
Steven Crowder
Did you play with Blitzer?
Nick DiPaolo
Wolf Blitzer looks the same today as he did in third grade. He's always been a depressed German. Receding hairline. No, it was a great vacation. I read a few books, and I had a Heineken in my hand, like, around the clock.
Steven Crowder
Ah, there's nothing like a Heineken on the beach with Mein Kampf to relax.
Nick DiPaolo
And then. Oh, I read that, like, in seventh grade. Now, this is better stuff.
Steven Crowder
All right, we have a lot to get to, but this is so. I haven't seen this, but apparently immaculate conception among lesbians, because it's 2025, is alive and well.
Cass
I haven't had sex since Roe v. Wade was overturned back in 2021. As soon as I overturned Roe v. Wade, my wife and I decided that we didn't want getting pregnant. And the only way to really prevent that was for both of us to close our legs. It's not that we didn't want kids. It's that we didn't want either one of us to fall pregnant, and then there'd be complications and us not have access to medically necessary abortion. And while we both had IUDs at the time because we weren't ready to have a baby, we still liked having the idea of an abortion as a backup plan, just in case. All this to say we haven't had sex since 2021, but my wife is pregnant now. You might be thinking, cass, she definitely cheated on you. But she told me she didn't. And she's given me no reason for me not to believe her except that.
Steven Crowder
She is with child.
Nick DiPaolo
I am so confused right now. I can't. I can't even do it. I can't.
Steven Crowder
Even if it happens, she can't either.
Cass
If God wants us to have a kid.
Steven Crowder
What?
Cass
He will impregnate one of us.
Steven Crowder
God.
Cass
We are expecting a little day bomb in November of 2025.
Steven Crowder
Look, you are two lesbians with IUDs not having sex post Roe v. Wade, and your lesbian wife is pregnant. Do not call upon the Lord's name. He has damned you to hell.
Nick DiPaolo
Call David Copperfield. What the hell is she talking about?
Steven Crowder
Just David Blaine. Mounting her wife in the couch would.
Nick DiPaolo
Have been a bad one.
Steven Crowder
Now what? That's right.
Angela
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Whack people on a chair. Oh, damn. Oh, no. I was about to say.
Angela
Yeah, call the guy plowing cheating with Chris.
Steven Crowder
Angela, this is. How delusional the left is this person. Please. Mission control. Fact. This is not a troll, right? This is real. Well, that's from what I understand. This is real. These people are so married to the issue of abortion that no one stops Two lesbians with IUDs who are celibate and says what? My wife has given me no reason to believe she's cheating the baby in her stomach. Is that not like. That's not a reason. It's almost as though that is undeniable proof. She skipped biology class.
Angela
No. I thought that was the craziest part. And then she was like, well. And then we prayed about it, and we're like, well, if God wants us to have a baby. And I'm just like, okay. This got crazier for me. I thought it was as far as it could go, but it's not, apparently.
Steven Crowder
Does God want you to have a baby? And no one has a monopoly on talking to God. But hold on. Ring, ring. No, he doesn't. I'm gonna go out on a limb.
Nick DiPaolo
I don't even know.
Steven Crowder
I know it's. It's hard because you guys hadn't seen it. That's how insane it is. Where no one in the studio can make sense of it because it's nonsensical.
Nick DiPaolo
I was literally sitting here going, am I missing? Is there a transgender angle in here? So did I. Yeah, right. Is the. Does she have a husband? But that he wouldn't be getting you.
Steven Crowder
I can't find an angle.
Jasmine Crockett
There's no.
Nick DiPaolo
I can't anymore. This is like talking about business and money for me now.
Steven Crowder
This is what.
Jasmine Crockett
Someone has an iud, and they're none of it.
Steven Crowder
This is what happens. It starts with love is love. I disagree. I disagree. I don't think all loves are equal, and I don't think that all loves are equivalent. Just to be clear. Why? Well, because one can lead To. Well, one can lead to, obviously, conception, giving birth and rearing a child without an insane amount of confusion. Let's not act like they're equivalent. Love is love, okay? This is what it gets you. I know people think I'm to the right of Attila the Hun, even on social issues. I was against same sex marriage then because of this, and now you see. And also you can comment below. Hey, do you believe her?
Nick DiPaolo
She ought to write a book called Heather has two morons.
Jasmine Crockett
Well, the good news is as of November 5th, we don't have to worry about this anymore.
Nick DiPaolo
Ah, that dirty. And the face on her. Anybody wants to tap that?
Steven Crowder
Oh, face. Mel Gibson season is nightmares.
Jasmine Crockett
I just. I just love watching you go through the Rolodex looking for Criss Angel.
Nick DiPaolo
Yeah, I almost went with Houdini.
Steven Crowder
By the way, there is a new David Blaine show that I highly recommend in Discovery where he just goes around and like. Like he kisses a cobra or some. So really he just goes. And he. It's not magic, but he goes and does fire breathing and chewing razors and he kissed a cobra.
Angela
Okay.
Steven Crowder
He was like, I've always wanted to kiss a cobra. You're like, why? Why did you always want to. There you go. Kissing a cobra.
Nick DiPaolo
I've seen that. Is it the people in India that do that?
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Well, this one was Thailand, but then he goes to India. Yeah. They kiss. When?
Nick DiPaolo
Like right on the nose.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DiPaolo
Sometimes they get clipped and it's funny. They get sick and they die.
Steven Crowder
They start screaming like they're playing Russian roulette in Deer Hunter.
Nick DiPaolo
Kiss him, Nikki. Kiss him.
Steven Crowder
All right. Okay. Hey, we have a new confirmation here. Yesterday, the Senate confirmed a new Trump cabinet official. And this is a pretty big one. Might fly under the radar, but Elbridge Kobe was confirmed to serve as Defense. Defense Department Undersecretary for Policy.
Angela
I know that sounds.
Steven Crowder
God, it's a real thing, but the vote was 54. 45. And then we'll show you who voted no on this vote. The A's are 54, the nays are 45, and the nomination is confirmed under the previous order to motion. The motion to reconsider is considered, made and laid upon the table, and the President will be immediately notified of the Senate's actions. You just had to make it through two phrases and you couldn't just.
Angela
It's just you had one job.
Steven Crowder
So there were three. Three Democrats who voted yes, and McConnell voted no. Surprise, asshole. Saying abandoning Ukraine and Europe is downplaying and downplaying the Middle east to Prioritize the Indo Pacific is not a clever geopolitical chess move. It is geostratic self harm that emboldens our adversaries and drives wedges between America and our allies. Okay, I understand that it would hold water if Europe, who demands that we spend more money on the war between Ukraine and Russia, didn't spend all of their money, by the way, on Russian energy while putting tariffs on ours. But let me ask you this. You're talking about emboldening our adversaries. Where do you line up on the tariffs with China? McConnell? Who's a Greater threat, Russia or China?
Jasmine Crockett
That was written by a staffer. McConnell didn't write that.
Steven Crowder
No, no, of course he didn't.
Nick DiPaolo
His stroke brain doesn't know half those words.
Jasmine Crockett
No way.
Steven Crowder
I know Grok autocorre.
Nick DiPaolo
Filling his diaper as he talked.
Steven Crowder
So Kobe, just to be clear, he's a hawk on China who has advocated for and all references available links in the description, an increased focus overall on China and the Asia Pacific, a decreased focus on Ukraine, increased defense spending from our allies, specifically in Asia. And he actually made this statement at the confirmation hearing himself. Taiwan is very important to the United States, but as you said, it's not an existential interest. It's very important. The core American interest is in denying China regional hegemony. And what's changed under, as we discussed, is the dramatic deterioration in the military balance. So my view that the combination of the greater threat from China and the lack of preparedness on our part, I have a different assessment with respect, Senator, about Taiwan's efforts. I think actually as a proportion of GDP, it's well below 3%. I agree with President Trump that they should be more like 10%, or at least something in that ballpark really focused on their defense. So we need to properly incentivize them. So together, that means that my focus has been. Again with the shooting. The flare metaphor I used, I used earlier, Senator, to get Taiwan motivated to avoid precipitating a conflict that is not necessary with Beijing and giving us time and space to be able to try to rectify this problem. Because that is my goal center.
Nick DiPaolo
Thank you, Mr. Quayle.
Steven Crowder
Pretty sharp. I was going to say, Ms. Troll. Get a picture of him in the middle. He is the love child of Tucker Carlson and Ed Begley Jr. They had a baby. It's Colby. And for those of you wondering, by the way, Colby cheese originated in colby, Wisconsin in 1885, developed by Joseph F. Steinwan, who of course named it after the township where his father built the first Cheese factory. And that's been the week's cheese facts.
Nick DiPaolo
Is that my phone? I got a message my wife today.
Steven Crowder
A little bit of what you came for and some of what you didn't. So let's go to this little fortune cookie.
Nick DiPaolo
China.
Steven Crowder
I don't know. And by the way, the Chinese, if nothing else, the reason that we should go to war, they don't have one good dessert in the country.
Angela
What is a Chinese dessert?
Steven Crowder
Torch and cookie.
Nick DiPaolo
Cookie with a piece of.
Angela
That's not newspaper.
Steven Crowder
That's all it is.
Angela
Somebody had extra time. Like I write this on a thing.
Nick DiPaolo
Whatever they put frosting on an eel.
Steven Crowder
It'S always. You get Asian. Like, what's the Thai? Do they have the sticky mango rice with the coconut? That's pretty good. But you know what? Comment below if I'm. If I'm missing something. Do the Chinese have any good desserts? I don't know. Let's talk about China right now, because obviously we've discussed the tariffs and I know that people have tariff fatigue and I know the markets are pretty volatile, but I want to be clear about something here. The tariff war that is going on, it is necessary to avoid a real war to avoid an actual physical. Let me ask you this. Do you doubt that the end game here is war with China? Do you doubt that at some point the Western world is going to have to go to war with a communist dictatorship who, by the way, has said that they seek to destroy and undermine Western civilization? Do you acknowledge that? Let me ask, would you rather have a Cold War or an actual war with China? The Cold War was to avoid, obviously, actual war. Now, in that case, I would even argue that there was more miscommunication, there was more suspicion there. And Russia was not the kind of global superpower that China is in comparison to the United States. China has used our systems to subvert them, and they seek to destroy the United States. Let me even go one step further. If the United. Some people will say, well, their goal is just to basically take over our economy. Okay, so let's say that happens and they cripple us. Do you honestly believe that the Chinese at that point won't strike? You think it ends with, you stay over there and we stay over here, there's going to be a clash. And I want to give you an example here, too. We can kind of see what would happen with some industries. People are saying, well, all these industries that rely on China. Sure. Like rare earth minerals. Perfect example, because it also deals with communism. Cigars. Okay. There was the embargo put on Cuba, Cuban cigars, they basically had a monopoly on the industry. Right. A communist country, Cuba, it's God's gift to Cuba, the soil. When we put on the embargo, we put the embargo on Cuba. They moved to the Dominican, they moved to Honduras, then eventually Nicaragua. And there are more fantastic cigars now than ever before. It was actually so much a given that jfk, when he signed the embargo that day, for people who don't know, he had his assistant go out and purchase 1200 petit upman cigars before the embargo went into effect then. So at that point in time, people go, well, say goodbye to cigars. There are more cigars than ever. The cigar boom happened after that. You think that can't happen with other industries as it relates to China? No, maybe not with every industry, but it certainly can. We don't know what it looks like yet. That's an unknown. What we do know, I would argue, and you can comment below, this ends in war with China unless something changes at some point, which I don't want. Now, if you doubt that, don't take my word for it. China has vowed to fight until the very end. Do you know what that means against the us? If the US overlooks the interests of the two countries and the international community and is determined to fight a tariff and a trade war, China's response will continue to the end. Next one, please. Now, what does the end mean? Remember last month China's Foreign Ministry said on X, if a war is what the US wants, be it a tariff war, a trade war, or any other type of war, we're ready to fight till the end. They've told you, they've given you the blueprint, some tariffs. Kind of seem like we're getting out easy at this point, doesn't it?
Angela
Yeah, it doesn't seem like. I mean, there's a bit of a trap that we're kind of all heading into with this and that China doesn't have any kind of an off ramp based on what they're saying right now, we're gonna fight to the end. I didn't realize the ex post had that as well. I knew they would say any kind of war you want, but they're like, oh, we're ready to fight to the end. Okay. That's the posturing that's going on right now, right? Hopefully. And I think Donald Trump knows how to do this. He gives them an off ramp that helps them save face and we avoid the war, but we correct the economic problem.
Steven Crowder
I hope we do. But we don't have an off ramp unless we correct economic problem.
Angela
No, absolutely not.
Steven Crowder
That's the issue. There is no off ramp from the direction we are headed right now. Unless something changes.
Nick DiPaolo
And the media has half the public believing that the tariffs are going to cause an actual war. Just the opposite. I mean, and they come out parks and droves.
Steven Crowder
It could happen, but it's not happening because of the tariffs. It's happening because it was going to happen anyway. Now, there's never been a point in human history, aside from maybe the Cold War, where you have a world economic superpower and another one coming up with fundamentally different values and they don't clash. You can go back the Greeks, the Romans, the Persians, the Ottomans, the Mongolians. It's human nature. And China, absolutely and expressly, they state they hate everything that we're about and they want to use our systems to subvert and destroy our economic systems. This is the government of Mao. I'm not a war hawk. This is not me pulling a McConnell or Ukraine. I'm saying to avoid or we have to uncouple from China. So yesterday, for those of you who missed it, the tariffs from President Trump became official, I guess Today midnight, including 104%, a massive rate on China.
Cass
I just spoke to the President about this and he believes that China wants to make a deal with the United States. He believes China has to make a deal with the United States. It was a mistake for China to retaliate. The president, when America is punched, he punches back harder. That's why there will be 104% tariffs going into effect on China tonight at midnight. But the President believes that Xi and China want to make a deal. They just don't know how to get that started. And the President also wanted me to tell all of you that if China reaches out to make a deal, he'll be incredibly gracious, but he's going to do what's best for the American people.
Steven Crowder
She is a tiny package of dynamite. And if I was Donald Trump, I would send her in to negotiate because she'd still be larger than the Chinese ambassador.
Jasmine Crockett
More intimidating for sure.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Such a big lady. Will you. You have such a big lady? No, no. She's actually about average. Oh, no.
Nick DiPaolo
Do I have this right? The priming. The Chinese president wants to be referred to as she. His pronoun.
Steven Crowder
Xi Jinping.
Nick DiPaolo
She.
Steven Crowder
I will also accept they them. So this might sound like a lot. 104%. And also I want to be clear about this. Too. People will point to Donald Trump as hypocrite. They'll point to business folks as hypocrites and go, whoa, Trump ties were made in China. Well, look at these business. Business owners who have their stuff manufactured in China. In many cases, there is no ability outside of that because our current economic system is predicated on cheap labor from China. We've talked about this with mugs. We can get them painted. There's no one who can meet capacity. So I would actually see that as a virtue. Someone who would stand to benefit from cheap labor, like Donald Trump or like Kevin O'Leary, who we'll get to, is saying, this is not sustainable. We have to do it this way now, but we don't want to. 104% sounds like a lot, but Kevin O'Leary, who's right, like maybe 25% of the time, he doesn't think it's high enough.
Kevin O'Leary
104% tariffs in China are not enough. I'm advocating 400%. I do this.
Nick DiPaolo
Love this guy.
Kevin O'Leary
They don't play by the rules. They've been in the WTO for decades. They have never abided by any of the rules they agreed to when they came in for decades. They cheat, they steal. They steal ip. I can't litigate in their courts.
Steven Crowder
Pause.
Kevin O'Leary
They take prod.
Steven Crowder
Is he talking to a Chinese carp?
Nick DiPaolo
No, that's. I was gonna say. That's a Down syndrome guy. Look it.
Steven Crowder
It looks like a. Like a chaz bono St. Jude's he's.
Nick DiPaolo
Got a touch of mongloid in him.
Steven Crowder
All right, let's continue watching Kevin O'Neill.
Jasmine Crockett
He's listening intently.
Kevin O'Leary
Technology. They steal it, they manufacture it and sell it back here. Never has an administrator.
Steven Crowder
400% tariffs.
Nick DiPaolo
What would that look like?
Kevin O'Leary
I want Qi on an airplane to Washington to level the playing field. It's just not about tariffs anymore.
Jasmine Crockett
That's right.
Kevin O'Leary
Nobody has taken on China yet. Not the Europeans, no administration for decades. As someone who actually does business there, I've had enough.
Steven Crowder
And I know people will say, oh, he's a hypocrite, because you've watched him on Shark Tank. Sure. But this is why it matters. Someone is saying, hey, we should have a 400% tariff on China. And it's the same guy who you've seen say things like this, you'd said.
Kevin O'Leary
Before that you wouldn't consider.
Steven Crowder
I'm not going to consider. I'm just saying we wouldn't be able to.
Kevin O'Leary
But let's just. Let's just test that for a moment. Okay, let's just say for a second that a manufacturer in Asia could make it for $150 in quantities of, let's say, 1,000. All right, that puts you in business right now, my friend. You'd be in business with the distributor that you're not doing any business with right now. And yet you're saying no to that. Why?
Steven Crowder
I believe I can make it. I know I can.
Kevin O'Leary
Donnie, you can't solve the problem we're talking about here. One man can't do it. I'm talking about the problem of getting it done offshore. There's a reason that's happening and there's.
Nick DiPaolo
A reason that a lot of the.
Steven Crowder
Furniture manufacturers are coming back.
Kevin O'Leary
Yeah, but you know, to say that the quality is bad everywhere offshore is wrong, of course. And so I'm kind of stuck here.
Steven Crowder
He understands the systems that exist. Here's a. We talked about cigars, okay? Cigars in Cuba, right? Let me ask you this. We are very much at this point, we are reliant, for example, on China, not just for rare earth minerals, but really we don't have the ability to process them. Okay. There's been a discovery recently. I can't remember if it's cobalt or lithium. Salton Sea. There's nothing else there. It's awful. It's like hell on earth. Where is it? Salton Sea, Right outside, kind of between Palm Desert and Los Angeles.
Angela
Okay. All right.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Used to have a yacht club there. And Barack Obama during the stimulus package pumped about 7 million into a yacht club that hadn't existed for decades. It just smells like death. It's dried up, it smells like sulfur. There's a hobo town called Slab City. We could use it for lithium. We could use it for whatever rare earth minerals and put the processing facilities right there. Well, we can't because there's likely some kind of eco regulations that don't. You don't think that we could make that cheaper to use resources from our own place that is being used for nothing else in the Salton Sea, with plenty of land to set up the processing facility. You don't think we can make that more efficient than importing it from China or taking minerals from another country, Rare earth metals, sending them to China to be processed. We could do it all right here. No one is doing it because it's impossible. And again, the regulations are predicated on the idea of, well, no one will do it here, cuz it's cheaper in China because you have made it cost prohibitive.
Angela
Yeah, well, and I want to go back to Kevin O'Leary's point, because his point is the overall point and people are missing this. We're slowly heading towards an inevitable death in this country if we don't address this problem. You brought up the example of Russia in a cold war. The reason it's different is because when we were going against Russia, our businesses weren't tied economically to Russia. We didn't have corporations going out there and doing the bidding of the Chinese party essentially to curry favor and to make sure they had favorable agreements.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Angela
We do have that now, and that is the difference. We are having to uncouple that and that that's where this game is going to be fought, is information and trying to put out propaganda about why this will destroy our economy.
Steven Crowder
I just use that as an example. Yes. Because China controls 90% of the rare earth processing and they just put some export controls in the United States. Wouldn't it be nice for us to be able to say, all right, fine, we're going to go to this piece of crap plot of land, the Salton Sea or wherever it is that we could actually mine. We could hopefully have some kind of new discovery expedition to see what reserves we have and create our own processing, create our own refining facilities. But instead we go, oh, my God, this is horrible. We have to play ball with China. Really? That's your answer?
Nick DiPaolo
And where we were getting our medicine during COVID Right.
Steven Crowder
There was a shortage across the country.
Nick DiPaolo
They're making our medicine. Gee, how could that get us in a pickle in the future?
Steven Crowder
Exactly. Look, I get sucks, but this is not the same as inflation that you saw as a result of government policy trying to purchase votes and orchestrating a lockdown. If we do, and we likely will see some kind of inflation or increased cost of goods and services. It's ultimately, it's to avoid a real war. That's the path.
Jasmine Crockett
He painted a really good picture there. It wasn't just about tariffs. He was describing their character, how they steal patents, how they make stuff, sell it back to us. He was trying to define for the American people, even though he's Canadian, what these people are.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Jasmine Crockett
What these people are like. And it matters.
Steven Crowder
Yep.
Jasmine Crockett
This is a way to kind of keep them and get them in a place where they can play fair or at least pretend to play fair. And the number of the tariff doesn't matter. Here we have China, additional 50%.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. On top of what?
Jasmine Crockett
On top of what already?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, on top of in some cases.
Angela
So it's 104% total.
Steven Crowder
It depended on the industry. Some industries were 36 somewhere.
Jasmine Crockett
Theirs is probably at least that because it's on top of already.
Angela
Right.
Steven Crowder
And noodles, you had something? Yeah.
Nick DiPaolo
Research sent in two things. First off, it was $540 billion worth of lithium discovered in the salt.
Jasmine Crockett
That's a lot of nuts. Whoa. I was going to ask about that.
Nick DiPaolo
And then the inevitability of this clash you were referring to. You even mentioned in Greece, it's called the Thucydides trap. It's a deadly pattern of structural stress that results when a rising power. Power challenges a ruling one. Jeez, I can't talk. Phenomenons as old as history itself about the Peloponnesian War devastated ancient Greece. Historian Thucydides.
Steven Crowder
I don't really need an abstract. I don't really need an abstract on that. It's like, oh, wait, someone's coming up and wants your shit. Got it. The big thing.
Nick DiPaolo
These conditions have occurred 16 times in history. War broke out in 12 of them.
Steven Crowder
No, it's occurred far more than that. It's pretty much been every war. War over resources, someone developing into a problem. You could even relate it to the Trib. I mean, North America, the Algonquins and the Iroquois. One of them was nomadic, one of them was sedentary. I don't really care because we beat them. They didn't use the wheel. So this comes down to who in this war, trade, war blinks first. Right. And again, this is all posturing to avoid a real war. The Chinese side, they're confident that America is going to back down.
Nick DiPaolo
How can you tell if they blink it?
Steven Crowder
It's exceedingly difficult. You ever have an Asian lady wink at you? Is that a pass or what?
Nick DiPaolo
Yeah, exactly.
Steven Crowder
They do think that we're gonna blink first. And just watch Einar Tangen talk about this from the set of the Frighteners.
Nick DiPaolo
A lot of people who elected Donald Trump because they thought he could control prices will be calling for his head. This is what's so odd. I mean, the idea is that Trump is trying to bluff somebody, but they've seen his hand and China is calling it. They are absolutely resolved.
Steven Crowder
They've seen his backhand. I hope so.
Angela
What did the CCP send you out to do their. They've seen our hand.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Angela
Our hand is that we control consumption in the world right now.
Nick DiPaolo
Right.
Angela
So if you don't have us, good.
Steven Crowder
Luck, by the way, going back to Cuba, you know, one of their main trading partners, China.
Angela
Oh, wow.
Steven Crowder
If communism worked, why would our sanctions. Why would our embargoes with Cuba affect them at all. They've had Russia, they've had China, and they still have taxicabs from the 1950s. Because China is a cheap goods economy. It cannot provide the bedrock for an industrial, for a technological, for an innovative revolution in Cuba. They can't. If the United States, well, if Cuba, of course, got rid of their communist regime, if the United States opened up to Cuba, I mean, within two years, within two years, they could be brought into the new world. That's the power of the United States. China, huge population, huge country, huge economy. They can pull no one else out from poverty. It's not possible. So even if you hate the United States, do you want the rest of the world to look like the slave class of China? Or would you like to see, for example, Cuba divest from China and say, okay, come on in. Now you have new. Imagine Cuba tomorrow. Okay, you can have cars finally. Okay, you can get soap. Okay, you can get basic goods that we take for granted here in the United States. They've had China for a long time. Hey, two communists of a feather doesn't seem to work out. That's something that people just fail to realize. If China becomes a superpower, they not only can't pull countries out of poverty, they will plunge every country they possibly can into poverty in the name of their great Maoist ideal. So this man here says, ah, China's in charge. And I don't even know what he's saying. I know that President Trump's team begs to differ.
Nick DiPaolo
Ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news. That's what's going to happen.
Kevin O'Leary
What other presidents allow China to get.
Nick DiPaolo
Away with is absolutely criminal. But I'm not like the other presidents. And it's not going to happen under President Trump. It's just not going to happen.
Steven Crowder
Maria. I think it's unfortunate that the Chinese.
Angela
Actually don't want to come and negotiate.
Steven Crowder
Because they are the worst offenders in the international trading system. They have the most imbalanced economy in the history of the modern world.
Angela
World.
Steven Crowder
And, you know, I can tell you.
Jasmine Crockett
That this escalation is a loser for them.
Nick DiPaolo
I'm telling you, these countries are calling us up, kissing my ass. They are dying to make a deal. Please, please, sir, make a deal.
Steven Crowder
I'll do anything.
Nick DiPaolo
I'll do anything, sir. And then I'll see some rebel Republican, you know, some guy that wants to grandstand, say, I think that Congress should take over negotiations. Let me take you. You don't negotiate like I negotiate.
Steven Crowder
By the way, I love. He said his voice Is like the black comedian's white guy voice.
Nick DiPaolo
I don't think we should negotiate the bottom line.
Jasmine Crockett
And all this fall for the banana and tailpipe.
Nick DiPaolo
There's not a country out there. I mean, they need us. Yes, every country out there needs us, including China. Right, well, then we need them.
Steven Crowder
Yep.
Nick DiPaolo
Just say that. But of course, they. Yeah, amble.
Steven Crowder
And you know what? We're not going to be there for any of these other countries if we're dependent on China and they decide to pull the rug out from under us, which is there plan. They've said so.
Nick DiPaolo
And the rug's not even made in China. It's made in Iran.
Steven Crowder
Remember that when people said Persian rugs were good, good investments? Yeah. It turns out that was a crock.
Nick DiPaolo
It was like, boy, I lost a leg on that one.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, me too. On Beanie Babies and Pogs. So instead of.
Jasmine Crockett
I'm not like other presidents. Lets him play ball in the house. I'm not like Jeff's dad.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly.
Jasmine Crockett
I'm different.
Steven Crowder
Jeff's dad's head comes to a point.
Nick DiPaolo
That's right.
Jasmine Crockett
Not like those other parents.
Steven Crowder
Jeff's dad's. Look, a lot of people say this. They say, he's a bitch. I say, I can't believe they say, whoa, what a.
Jasmine Crockett
His mom sleeps around.
Nick DiPaolo
She does.
Steven Crowder
We're not even sure that Jeff's dad is. Frankly, Jeff's dad. Like those two lesbians with IUDs. Can't figure.
Angela
It was a troll.
Steven Crowder
It was a troll. So instead of worrying. It was a troll. Yeah. Oh, okay. Admonish us. I'm adanishing research because they gave it. No, look, my name's on the ledger. All right? I thought it was, but someone. The lesbians were trolling.
Nick DiPaolo
Oh, that's the thing.
Steven Crowder
I was sure that they were.
Jasmine Crockett
We're all up in arms.
Steven Crowder
Oh, come on.
Nick DiPaolo
Is that AI that face?
Steven Crowder
Now, if I were. If I were a cop out, I'd be like, well, see, the point remains because you can't tell reality from true. But we should have done better. So.
Nick DiPaolo
Well, how do you figure it out?
Steven Crowder
It's very difficult.
Angela
They say this is a troll account.
Nick DiPaolo
And you go, oh, yeah, I always comment on shit. And then people like, do you realize I was a troll? I don't give a. I'm still unloading. Yeah, good lice.
Steven Crowder
Looking for a reason.
Nick DiPaolo
I got high blood pressure. I need this helping me.
Steven Crowder
Can't swim with pigs every day. Some kind of a. Instead of worrying about defeating China, though, Stephen Colbert. Well, I should say instead of worrying about defeating China or writing jokes. Stephen Colbert is focused on Nintendos, and.
Nick DiPaolo
The tariffs are already hitting America right.
Angela
In the joystick because gamers were supposed.
Nick DiPaolo
To be able to order Nintendo Switch.
Angela
2 starting tomorrow, but now Nintendo has.
Nick DiPaolo
Delayed Switch 2 pre orders in the United States over the Trump tariffs. What? I need my Nintendo. What am I supposed to do without our new Mario game?
Angela
Take a bunch of mushrooms and jump.
Nick DiPaolo
On turtles in real life, maybe, right?
Steven Crowder
Joke.
Nick DiPaolo
That's. That's what got me banned from the petting zoo. 104%. Chinese tariffs are going to make everything more expensive. IPhones, laptops, those wonderful knockoff toys you can find only at the gas station, like new style ninja, tortoise, Trey or fomos.
Angela
And my personal favorite, Special Men.
Steven Crowder
That's funny.
Angela
But China will never accept it. Oh, no. Now we're in a trade war with China. Save us, special man.
Steven Crowder
Here's the thing. He's so bad at writing comedy that I don't know what he's trying to say. It sounds like he's saying, no, we're in a trade war with China. As though that's a good thing. Like he's being sarcastic. It's like he didn't study presenting a point of view because he doesn't actually have one. Everything is inauthentic. Sorry, leftists. Look, not everything goes as planned, especially when you're dealing with a communist dictatorship. Unexpected events come up, even when you're having just your morning cup of coffee.
Angela
What's up, man?
Nick DiPaolo
Oh, not much. Just having my morning cup of joe. This is disgusting.
Angela
Try the other one.
Steven Crowder
That one's for Sam.
Angela
Try the other pot.
Nick DiPaolo
Oh, okay.
Steven Crowder
All right, give this a try. You're not tricking me, are you? No, no, no.
Angela
Trust me.
Steven Crowder
Oh, my gosh. This is delicious. What is this?
Angela
That's 1775 coffee. Bolivian grown, Florida roasted. And they believe in freedom of speech.
Steven Crowder
I think I just found my new favorite.
Angela
If you go to 1775 Coffee.com Crowder and enter in promo code Crowder, you get 15% off of your first order.
Steven Crowder
15%?
Nick DiPaolo
Are you serious?
Angela
15%?
Nick DiPaolo
I'm gonna go place an order right now.
Angela
Glad I can help.
Steven Crowder
1775 Coffee.com Crowder Use a promo code CROWDER, you get 15% off. And I guess there's also a contest going on right now.
Angela
There's another deal here. So you get 250 worth of 1775 Coffee plus exclusive gear for only 99 bucks with a bundle that they're selling.
Steven Crowder
Oh, they have the longevity Bottle. It's like mushroom coffee and protein creamer. And I will tell you guys, look, this, this peaberry is awesome. They sell them in 16 pound 16 ounce bags. Sorry. They're fresh roasted. And they don't actually give your money to people who hate you. Which is more than we can say for a lot of other coffee companies out there that try and pander you.
Angela
By the way, I don't even really like coffee, but it tasted pretty good.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's because I mixed mine with some coke zero. So you were getting a nice stomach bile. It was a blend.
Angela
I just needed a Mr. Of Coffee. The. Who knew?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly.
Nick DiPaolo
I like how your little sponsor plugs are funnier than Colbert's monologue.
Steven Crowder
Well, here's the funniest part of his monologue is just an actual toy. Yes, that exists. Like people. You can see it. People are laughing. They're laughing. Not at what he writes. No. But an actual for sale item.
Nick DiPaolo
He's a spokesman for the DNC under the guise of a late night talk show. It's creepy.
Steven Crowder
It is.
Nick DiPaolo
It could be. Coming from a Democratic Senate to. That garbage, right? No, it's just. It's about as funny as pediatric cancer.
Steven Crowder
This is a broad umbrella term. It is for all of the funny cancers that befall young children.
Nick DiPaolo
He has cancer of the funny bone is what he has. Jag off, Nick.
Angela
You're better than that.
Steven Crowder
No, he's talking about.
Nick DiPaolo
I just did a great reference, you ass.
Steven Crowder
See, I told you you were better than that.
Angela
Gerald said to pull it out of you.
Steven Crowder
Sometimes doesn't live in reality. Which brings us to our next.
Jasmine Crockett
Thanks Mr.
Nick DiPaolo
I love Gerald.
Steven Crowder
The left versus reality. We're going to do this as an ongoing segment, but today we want to spend some time on nature addition. You know, if you want to understand how to best conserve, for example, a species or certain environments, we kind of know how to do that. Now hand it over to hunters because they have a vested interest, for example, in maintaining healthy deer elk populations. They don't just want to go out and you know, dump a bunch of red paint on your fur coat. And when you look at a lot of the environmental regulations, the intrusions that are designed to solve a problem, there are many examples where we've tried to play God and have made it worse. So as a jumping off point, not that this is a catastrophe, but it's potentially a minor screw up. This week, colossal biosciences. They introduced what they claim were the first ever de extinct species, these dire wolf pups to the World the howl of a dire. They are.
Nick DiPaolo
Oh my God. I want earth for more than 10,000 years.
Steven Crowder
That's because the species is extinct or was colossal.
Nick DiPaolo
Biosciences is a Dallas based company that's using genetic engineering to boring amounts extinct long gone species.
Steven Crowder
It became abundantly clear that we need new tools and technologies for conservation. And so we thought this was a really cool way that we could create value, create impact, inspire people. And then also hopefully thoughtfully rewild some of these species, which apparently will also have ecological benefits to these different potential ecosystems. Yeah, bring back an extinct species and release it into the wild. What could possibly go wrong? It's not like we've seen this film literally a hundred times. There's some mayor saying like oh by God, this is gonna increase tourism here. They're gonna see some dire wolves and somebody. You can't do that. Stop playing God, man. How does it end? Take a guess. But before we get to that, there's a debate. Are these pups really dire wolves? Okay, you have on one hand people saying yes, namely the company. They said that they used technologies that included harvesting ancient DNA, rewriting genetic code to create what they claim is a dire wolf. Here it is explained by the Rosie O'Donnell after photo. We extracted DNA from two fossils that we knew from previous work.
Cass
Had some amount of preserved ancient DNA.
Nick DiPaolo
One was a 13,000 year old bone.
Steven Crowder
And the other was a 72,000 year old bone, an inner ear bone. We were able to generate two genomes, two direwolf genome sequences. Differences from that using this knowledge colossal. Then made 20 modifications.
Nick DiPaolo
Man, it shit's boring.
Steven Crowder
Someone kills something produce some big differences.
Nick DiPaolo
The dire wolves. White coat, large size, characteristic vocalizations and it speaks French you heard at the.
Steven Crowder
Beginning of the story. And more.
Nick DiPaolo
And it's a virtual killing machine.
Steven Crowder
Is the remaining more interesting?
Angela
Yes. Make it boring.
Steven Crowder
It's like they, they see it as a virtue to be boring. When you're around these people. Like no, no, we don't want any showmanship or anything. Possibly generate interest among the general public.
Nick DiPaolo
It's like those NPR voices.
Steven Crowder
Yes, exactly.
Angela
You're literally talking about what could be Jurassic Park. And you're making it uninteresting.
Nick DiPaolo
I know.
Angela
Either gonna kill all of us or be a complete flop. Either way interesting.
Steven Crowder
Show us a walking stick, some SAP, someone getting torn apart in a porta potty. Anything.
Nick DiPaolo
Guys got the charisma.
Jasmine Crockett
Finds a way.
Nick DiPaolo
Blitzer. We got some wolves coming back 60 million years old. Yeah, I'm Todd Barry.
Steven Crowder
Get people on the no side A lot of people saying this actually is. These are just gray wolves with a few gene edits. Like, there's a famous doctor out there who's, I guess, kind of pretty prominent right now, Dr. Nick Rollins. This does, though, bring up some questions about conservation efforts at large. And they often assume, meaning those on the left, hey, I care about the earth. Therefore they have the moral high ground. We say, for example, with smart cars or sorry, electric cars in some cases, like this is better for the environment. Okay? Until we realize that these batteries require minerals from the earth that come from slave labor countries, the energy that goes into it is far more energy, well, it's far more energy intensive, slave labor intensive than for example, just getting a gasoline car. And these are giant non recyclable batteries that go into the earth and stay there forever.
Nick DiPaolo
Right?
Steven Crowder
There are consequences. Remember cash for clunkers? The idea was, oh, let's make the roads more environmentally friendly. So rather than driving old cars into the ground, we incentivize people to trade them in to be destroyed so they could use that money to purchase new cars that have to be manufactured again and largely through slave labor and energy intensive means. By the way, download the app if you are watching right now live on Rumble the app. Follow us here on the app. We're migrating everyone over from YouTube and Facebook. You only get notifications when we are live. Rumble owns live. YouTube's dead. It's not a live streaming platform anymore. Now, keep in mind, before we move on, I want to give you a few examples of where environmental intervention has screwed up. But this company, colossal. They're the same company on the case trying to revive the woolly mammoth. Why, yes, that's a huge business. Why? Like, I get that it's cool. I understand that it's cool. But again, do you understand the catastrophe that could take place if you bring back a woolly mammoth and just say like, well, let's just let the cards fall where they may. Do we really need woolly mammoths right now? A lot of Americans, right, they're having a ratchet down their belt. They're having to be careful. They're having to make some cutbacks. You want to bring back the woolly mammoth. At what point is it not seen as a necessity? Let me make the case here. There are some things that nature has created that were a mistake. There are many species. You know, you talk about the dodo bird, the woolly mammoth, Rosie O'Donnell, mosquitoes. Mosquitoes. They're annoying. Although they do feed fish. I understand that nature's worst is, do we need Snake Island? So for people who don't know, we've talked about. Snake island is an island off the coast of Brazil. It's about 110 acres. There's one snake per square meter on the island. There are some, by the way, snakes that only exist on these islands, on this island itself. We have to preserve this ecosystem, otherwise it could disrupt the other ecosystem to which it has no connect. It is an island where if we wipe it out tomorrow, it would only affect the ecosystem of that island. They have flying snakes. They have the golden lancehead pit viper. One bite is fatal. We have an island full of snakes. My point here is we need the woolly mammoth about as much as we need Snake Island. When it's time to get away, to leave the hustle and bustle of everyday life, to abandon your worry's the door. There's a place that beckons off golden coasts of Sao Paulo with open arms in Snake island, sandy beaches and miles of coastline with not another human in sight. Snake island, an actual place averaging at least one deadly snake per square meter. Crawling with mother earth's most evil creatures. Venomous snakes, flying snakes, snakes that hunt in packs. It is literally filled to the brim with deadly snakes. It's a place that leaves you grateful for all the modern day basic bitch white guy problems you have at home should you ever make it back alive. So pack your depends and book your travel today and prepare to ask yourself, why the hell don't we just nuke Snake Island? Your trip begins at the gates of hell. It's a thing.
Angela
It shouldn't be.
Steven Crowder
Snake island is a thing. I know you'll say I'm being insensitive. I don't care. I really don't care. Let's give you some. Let me give you some examples. References are always available. Links in this. Oh, sorry, Nick. You were about to say something.
Nick DiPaolo
What's more dangerous, Being caught in Snake island or Epstein Island?
Steven Crowder
Ooh, well, I guess it depends on my age and gender.
Angela
Is Bill Clinton there?
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Even then I'd still take my chances on Epstein Island. I would still take my chances. I'd rather end up being someone's blood bag than have to face flying snakes.
Nick DiPaolo
Yeah, that was a creep. I didn't know those existed. I thought you were just kidding.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, no, it's a. Well, blood transfusions, actually. Johnny boy knew a guy who got a blood transfusion in a hospital. He was in his, I think, 70s or 80s. He'll tell the story. Got a blood transfusion from a younger guy. His gray hair went away. What? Yeah. All of a sudden, he fell out.
Angela
Just for men, actually, right after it.
Steven Crowder
Well, that could be. Now that I think about it. Yeah, you could just.
Nick DiPaolo
Gray hair went away. Anybody lost two legs and an arm.
Steven Crowder
It's the life budget.
Nick DiPaolo
Elvis in a wheelchair.
Steven Crowder
So they always just assume, hey, we can be a net positive. The left always assumes. Or these environmentalists, they assume that we are always accidentally a net negative to the environment, you know, by creating houses, driving cars. But when deliberately intervening through the course in the course of nature, it's deliberately a net positive. Let me give you some examples where that's not the case. Wolves. Since we're talking about dire wolves. 1974, the U.S. fish and Wildlife Service officially declared gray wolves as an endangered species. So there was a conservation effort to reintroduce wolves across North America. Okay. That happened through the 90s. There are unintended consequences. In this case, moose. Moose populations declined by up to 90%.
Angela
Jeez.
Steven Crowder
And elk up to 80%. Now, it's not. Not just due to wolves, but if you search Google, grock, moose, their top predator, wolves. I'm sure it has something to do with it, but the environmentalists will never tell you that. They'll say, oh, it's some kind of a tick. Okay. Did they exist pre moose boon? Yes, it did. There are unintended consequences. And the craziest thing is in Michigan, there was a vote on a wolf hunt because people in the Upper peninsula were having problems with wolves, and it was voted down by hipsters in Detroit. They should have no vote.
Angela
Agreed.
Steven Crowder
In the wolf hunt.
Angela
Seems like a county issue.
Steven Crowder
It really does. They're going, well, if you get rid of the wolves, then we'll have more coyotes. And the people in northern Michigan. Yeah, yeah. We're more concerned with the wolf problem right now. We'll deal with the coyotes.
Nick DiPaolo
Black people getting rid of their pit bulls, replacing them with wolves. For the love of God, man.
Steven Crowder
Have you tried to drown a wolf in a bathtub? When it loses a fight, it's incredibly.
Nick DiPaolo
Oh, my God.
Steven Crowder
He got difficult.
Nick DiPaolo
You got to throw the toaster in and everything.
Steven Crowder
Well, you actually had a story. Remember, you were on a film set, and there was a Native American, I believe, like, wolf trainer. He was a wolf expert.
Jasmine Crockett
He was a stunt guy who had a little side hustle where he would lease out male timberwolves to the movie industry. And he had this giant roster of Native Americans for extras, and that was his business. And, yeah.
Steven Crowder
What?
Jasmine Crockett
Talk about a niche he told me.
Steven Crowder
Hold on, I only have sitting bear walking duck and Carl and hit on seven.
Angela
His pinnacle was Last of the Mohicans done.
Jasmine Crockett
Now, he was known as the go to guy if you needed Native American extras and wolves or wolves. And he had a wolf, a male timberwolf in the back of his truck chained up. And everyone was petting this thing. 150 pound was beautiful animal.
Nick DiPaolo
Why would you pet it though?
Jasmine Crockett
Yeah, he fed it from his mouth as a puppy. And this thing totally trusted him. And it was. He had some amazing stories.
Steven Crowder
Well, he said at two years they would always attack him, challenge him.
Jasmine Crockett
At two years, a male timberwolf doesn't even know this consciously. They have to challenge the alpha. It's going to happen.
Nick DiPaolo
He saw an interview with that guy. He's missing half snow.
Steven Crowder
That's right.
Jasmine Crockett
And he was challenged. He said when it came on him, he was in a hotel room and business picked up.
Steven Crowder
He said he was in a hotel room.
Nick DiPaolo
Hotel room, yeah.
Jasmine Crockett
His wolf, they allowed pets.
Steven Crowder
And so yes, we do have a 50 dog deposit. Oh, my God. Yeah.
Nick DiPaolo
Wolf wants to know, is there a continental breakfast?
Jasmine Crockett
They said the room was trashed and he had to beat down the challenge. And he, he said when he got it off the ground, lifted it up and it, it submitted because it can't do that to you. So it totally. Yeah, but if like an old UFC.
Steven Crowder
Fighter and then he French kiss it with French toast in his mouth.
Nick DiPaolo
Yeah, really, this is the same.
Jasmine Crockett
But here's, here's, here's the interesting thing. If he ever shows weakness, ever, the challenge comes again because the alpha has.
Nick DiPaolo
Are we talking about the Native Americans or the natives?
Jasmine Crockett
This guy was full blooded mo.
Steven Crowder
I just couldn't live on those pins and needles. No. You're afraid that you're gonna stub your toe like, ow. And your whole life comes unglued.
Nick DiPaolo
Really. So as Ryan song, you're crying, son of wolf is tearing a vein out of your neck. I just hurt my back telling that joke. Freaking old.
Jasmine Crockett
Your neck, giving you one finger behind your back. But if he was ever doing stunt work, he had to put the wolf.
Steven Crowder
Away, sequester the wolf away.
Jasmine Crockett
Because if you know it's play fighting, it doesn't know it. If this guy takes a hit, shows any weakness in a stunt routine when he gets home, the challenge comes again.
Steven Crowder
You were weak.
Nick DiPaolo
You show any weakness during breakfast, you get stabbed.
Jasmine Crockett
And I asked him, I said, if I came over to your house, house, would this thing attack me? He said, no, it's not it's not like a dog. It wouldn't attack you. It would look to me to see if I was accepting you into the den.
Nick DiPaolo
Yeah.
Jasmine Crockett
And then it would love you and be all over you and you'd be fine. But if you came in aggressively, it would eat you. It would consume you. It wouldn't bite you like a dog.
Nick DiPaolo
Well, that same with monkeys. I was in Louis CK Show. They had a monkey on the set. Not long after that lady got her face chewed off.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nick DiPaolo
I was scared. I was supposed to be in the scene and I wouldn't.
Steven Crowder
No.
Nick DiPaolo
And then. And the guy said that the trainer who was taking care of the monkey. Yeah. He's sensing that you're a little. And I go, what does that mean? Well, he might get a little. I'm quoting. He might get a little nuts. Yeah. But in layman's terms, you know.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, he might get a little nuts.
Nick DiPaolo
I go, what are you. Me?
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DiPaolo
And everybody else is petting it and stuff. I wouldn't get married.
Steven Crowder
No, no. Monkeys freak me.
Nick DiPaolo
I saw that Asian.
Jasmine Crockett
So if the wolf has to defend the place.
Nick DiPaolo
Yeah.
Jasmine Crockett
Another challenge is coming because the alpha was showed weakness. Now, by the way, the wolf had to do.
Nick DiPaolo
What would he do with, like a girl scout ringing the door?
Steven Crowder
Leave the Samoas. I can't corroborate that, but that's what the man told. Hey, anyone out there who's a wolf expert, tell me if that checks out. But I can tell you the population. And moose. That's. That's.
Jasmine Crockett
When does this become Mutual of Omaha's.
Nick DiPaolo
I Love Wild Kids? This is one of my favorite episodes.
Steven Crowder
Let's move on to marlin Purpose Bears. Oh, bears. Prove that God likes to have a little fun. The only animal that consumes you alive with complete disregard. A lion bites you, so you bleed out because it doesn't want to fight. A jaguar, what crushes your skull, drags you into the tree. The bear burrows through your body cavity while you are alive because it has no other predator that could challenge it. It's just a non favorite animal on the planet. So There are over 500,000 brown and black bears in the United States.
Angela
Many too many.
Steven Crowder
They were hunted to near extinction. Okay, that's a problem at one point in time. All right. Then you had bears being reintroduced to the United States. They regained. I think this is more so black bears. But we did the same thing with Grizzlies, 60% of their former range. Now you have the brown bear population, for example, just exploding in states like Wyoming. Because of some conservation efforts. So unintended consequences. Now you have to decide if you line up on team human being or team animal because they'll always blame people. Actually, it's your fault for being attacked by a bear because you live in a house. So the unintended consequences. Well, now bears have run into far more conflicts with human beings. Here you go, feminists. Come on, get out the bear.
Nick DiPaolo
Hey, you guys got clock bars?
Jasmine Crockett
Is it going through tsa?
Nick DiPaolo
How'd that sound? Did that sound like the first line.
Jasmine Crockett
To got to resolve that cord.
Steven Crowder
So obviously we want to make sure that there are be resistant containers out there for.
Nick DiPaolo
Okay, Jim Gavin put their trash into.
Steven Crowder
Proof, but we want to make sure.
Jasmine Crockett
That can is bear resistant enough.
Nick DiPaolo
He's swelling from.
Jasmine Crockett
Is that a child's car seat?
Nick DiPaolo
Look at this. Yeah, the baby.
Steven Crowder
Lord.
Nick DiPaolo
Oh, watch this. Oh, my God.
Steven Crowder
Playing with the inflatable you okay? And here's the thing, by the way. Since 20, I believe in the last few years, in 2022, I know there were 46,000. We've seen a 2.1 times increase from 2015 as far as human and black bear encounters. Okay, now here's something else. We're all see also seeing more fatalities from brown bears across the country. And they will blame people, but you see more bear interaction where people haven't necessarily expanded their territory. Right. People live in towns. We're human beings. So again, the solution is eliminate all people. Because if a bear finds out they can get free food from the trash. It's done. You can relocate them. They're gonna go back to the free food because they're designed to survive. They're not trying to thrive. Why would they go try and hunt for fish? Why would they go scavenge for food if they know there's free food in the trash? So. So the consequence is more people get attacked at this point, there's less hunting and it's your fault. We just need to eliminate cities and we need to eliminate human beings from the area because it's the bears land. We're just renting it. Here's the funniest one to me. Mountain lions.
Angela
What?
Steven Crowder
And by the way, before I continue with mountain lions, if you are not a rumble premium member, do consider joining. We're going to continue with 100% more show today and Nick DePaolo, Jasmine Crockett the racist. We have a segment there for you. And if you're not a member, it's $99 a year. You get everything ad free. An entire lineup of shows. If you're not a member, you can continue watching for free. We'll send you one over to Tim Poole today, who no doubt is talking about the tariffs, but mountain lions, okay, so there was a big movement for conservation for mountain lions, even though they're not considered an endangered species. But here's what's funny about mountain lions. This is a perfect example of how privileged, largely white people trying to save the earth can't. If you preserve mountain lions, if you say, okay, we're gonna introduce more mountain lions, we're gonna make sure that you don't hunt mountain lions, you end up with fewer mountain lions because mountain lions are incredibly territorial. One male mountain lion has a hunting radius that is 100 miles and it will allow no male mountain lions. She's like, hey, we're gonna introduce him. This guy's like, crap, I gotta kill more mountain lions.
Jasmine Crockett
Another lesson on borders.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly, exactly. There's a mountain lion and a maga hat saying, build a wall.
Jasmine Crockett
So this, they're self supporting.
Steven Crowder
There's nothing you can do. If you kill mountain lions, we have fewer mountain lions. If you preserve mountain lions, the mountain lions are going to kill them and you end up with the same amount of mountain lions. They will allow no other male mountain lions in their territory. They'll allow a female mountain lion in exclusively to mate and then immediately kick them back out. So I guess mountain lions aren't all wrong.
Jasmine Crockett
I love that they get thumbs.
Nick DiPaolo
Oh, my God. Was that a menthol? Life finds a way.
Angela
That's life.
Steven Crowder
It's racist. Punched in an elevator. Can we bring that up again? That's one of my favorite Photoshops ever.
Nick DiPaolo
That is. That really is well done. Holy me. That's me watching the game is the wife.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Come back and I'll kill your boyfriend. Here's another one. Seals. So it was a huge conservation effort. Again, all references available. There was a reason there was overfishing. Seals. We get it right. Same thing with whales. We needed their fat to light our lamps and then we moved on to oil. But now we're not supposed to use that. So there was a conservation effort for seals. So the population quadrupled seals and cropped since the 1970s. And what are the unintended consequences? Far more sharks. Far more sharks. Because there are more seals. So then the sharks go hide. There's more food and the seals are often on shore. So the sharks start coming into shore. For example, in Cape Cod, they saw interactions or detections of sharks increase by 15 times. There were three attacks in the entire 20th century in Massachusetts. Since 2012, there have been five and.
Nick DiPaolo
Four of those at Dunkin Donuts.
Steven Crowder
Yes, exactly.
Jasmine Crockett
You know amity means friendship.
Steven Crowder
Yes, it does.
Angela
It's close those beaches.
Steven Crowder
At least there's always a mayor. So here's the thing. I get it. I understand you don't want no seals.
Angela
Sure.
Steven Crowder
It also disrupted the ecosystem. As far as more sharks, more seals, we'll get to that. But again, if you are on the side of human beings, you also understand that, hey, far more like it's a five time increase here or a 15 time increase. Maybe there's a split. The difference. You had people in a town, I believe it was Cape Cod or surrounding town. There was a documentary, I think, Great White Summer. I highly recommend you go and watch it. Where the townspeople are talking to a city council. They have some ecologists or they have some conservationists there named Quint. And the people who all sound like they're from the. They're all part of the Kennedy family.
Nick DiPaolo
Yes.
Steven Crowder
Like I'm not concerned about the sharks. Bobby's out there and he can't swim in the bay. Here's actually, I believe a clip of one of these town halls. I'm curious if you're aware of any.
Nick DiPaolo
Studies that have looked at the impact.
Jasmine Crockett
Of seals and sharks beyond just the commercial fisheries. I mean, I'm aware of neighbors that.
Steven Crowder
Are moving away, people that are not here, vacation anymore.
Jasmine Crockett
Right.
Cass
And I don't know, I can't give.
Steven Crowder
You any quantitative figures and you can add to this what maybe you know of anymore.
Nick DiPaolo
But I mean, there's lots of other.
Steven Crowder
Areas that have thriving economies where there are also sharks and seals, like in.
Cass
Parts of Florida, parts of California.
Steven Crowder
I don't think those places have the trajectory of sharks that we have here. I think the trajectory and the future is where there's grave concern. People are not coming back. People are not coming back. People are being attacked, they're concerned. But it doesn't matter because something, something, something, the environment. We need more seals, we need more sharks. Here's something else. An unintended consequence. Seals. We wanted to stop overfishing, but then we preserved the seals. So I don't know if you know this, seals eat fish. So in some cases the seals have hurt some of the fish populations and certainly the lobster populations.
Jasmine Crockett
But the biggest factor impacting us is the seal population here. We used to be able to go.
Steven Crowder
Anywhere from about 8 miles to 25.
Jasmine Crockett
Miles out to go catch codfish. But over the past 10 years, the seal population has decimated the inshore fishery. So what used to be a thriving fishery close to home. We now have to travel anywhere from 50 to 125 miles to really be successful at catching codfish.
Nick DiPaolo
Good.
Steven Crowder
And I don't care about sharks. It'd be totally fine if we had none of them left. And I don't think anyone would miss them any. I remember the good old days when I was missing half a hamstring out here surfing. Which brings me to five animals that absolutely should be extinct according to yours truly. It's a new segment, Crowders top five.
Nick DiPaolo
You know, it ain't no lie. It's Crowder's top five.
Steven Crowder
This week. Top five species that should be extinct. Number five, anything on Snake Island. Anything on Snake island should be extinct. And then numbers four through one, just spider, spider, spider, spider, spider, spider, spider, spider, spider, spiders. This has been this week's top five. You know, it ain't no lie. It's Crowner's top five.
Jasmine Crockett
That picked up.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, there you go. And. And those of you who are Rumble Premium members, we're going to continue with Crockett the Racist. We have a new installment. Please consider joining yet to continue watching and we'll take your chats. Those of you who are not you can continue watching the lineup. We are going to send you over to Tim Pool. It's time for Crockett the Racist.
Cass
The only people that are crying are.
Steven Crowder
The mediocre white boys.
Nick DiPaolo
I am tired of the white tears.
Podcast Summary: "Louder with Crowder" – Episode: COLD WAR 2.0? Will China Blink First Or Will Trump?
Release Date: April 9, 2025
In this provocative episode of "Louder with Crowder," host Steven Crowder delves deep into the escalating tensions between the United States and China, framing the current economic and political standoff as a new Cold War. The discussion intertwines with critiques of environmental conservation efforts, highlighting unintended consequences of well-meaning policies. The episode features contributions from guests Nick DiPaolo, Angela, and Jasmine Crockett, who add layers of humor and critical perspectives to the unfolding dialogue.
Steven Crowder opens the show with his characteristic blend of humor and directness, welcoming the audience and setting the stage for a discussion on the resurgence of tariffs against China. He positions this economic maneuver as a strategic move to prevent an outright military conflict, reminiscent of the original Cold War's intent to stave off direct warfare.
Notable Quote:
[00:01] Steven Crowder: "We're going to make the case the tariff war needs to take place so that we can avoid actual war. That's what the Cold War was. This is actually more severe. This is a new cold war."
Crowder argues that the imposition of tariffs on Chinese goods is a necessary step to counteract China's aggressive economic strategies and prevent a potential military confrontation. He emphasizes the importance of economic measures as a front line in this modern geopolitical struggle.
Key Points:
The episode highlights the Senate's confirmation of Elbridge Kobe as the Defense Department Undersecretary for Policy under President Trump. Kobe is characterized as a staunch hawk on China, advocating for increased defense spending in the Asia-Pacific region and reduced focus on Ukraine.
Notable Quote:
[10:15] Angela: "I know that sounds."
[11:24] Jasmine Crockett: "That was written by a staffer. McConnell didn't write that."
Crowder scrutinizes the Senate vote, pointing out the bipartisan dynamics and the implications of Kobe's policy stances on U.S.-China relations.
Crowder contends that media outlets are exaggerating the potential for tariffs to lead to an actual war, arguing instead that these measures are part of an inevitable economic clash between superpowers. He emphasizes that the tariffs themselves are not causing war but are a response to already existing tensions.
Notable Quote:
[18:18] Steven Crowder: "It could happen, but it's not happening because of the tariffs. It's happening because it was going to happen anyway."
Guest Kevin O'Leary joins the conversation, advocating for even higher tariffs on China. He criticizes China's adherence to World Trade Organization (WTO) rules and accuses China of intellectual property theft and unfair trade practices.
Notable Quote:
[21:04] Kevin O'Leary: "104% tariffs in China are not enough. I'm advocating 400%. I do this."
O'Leary’s forthright stance underscores the frustration among some American business leaders regarding China’s trade practices.
Crowder, supported by his guests, argues for the United States to reduce its economic dependence on China. He cites the example of rare earth minerals, emphasizing that the U.S. lacks the domestic capacity to process these resources without Chinese intervention. Crowder highlights the strategic vulnerability this creates.
Notable Quote:
[24:45] Angela: "Yeah, well, and I want to go back to Kevin O'Leary's point, because his point is the overall point and people are missing this. We're slowly heading towards an inevitable death in this country if we don't address this problem."
Shifting gears, Crowder critiques modern conservation efforts, arguing that interventions often lead to ecological imbalances. He uses the example of dire wolves reintroduced by Colossal Biosciences to illustrate potential pitfalls in manipulating ecosystems.
Notable Quote:
[38:55] Nick DiPaolo: "Oh my God. I want earth for more than 10,000 years."
Crowder posits that efforts to "fix" ecosystems can sometimes exacerbate problems rather than solve them.
The episode examines Colossal Biosciences' project to revive dire wolves through genetic engineering. Crowder is skeptical, suggesting that reintroducing extinct species can lead to unforeseen ecological disruptions.
Notable Quote:
[40:18] Cass: "Had some amount of preserved ancient DNA."
Crowder humorously questions the viability and necessity of bringing back an extinct species, implying that such endeavors are more theatrical than practical.
Crowder and his guests explore various conservation efforts and their unintended consequences:
Wolves: Reintroduction led to a significant decline in moose and elk populations, disrupting local ecosystems.
Notable Quote:
[48:31] Nick DiPaolo: "Black people getting rid of their pit bulls, replacing them with wolves. For the love of God, man."
Bears: Increased bear populations have resulted in more human-bear encounters, leading to safety concerns.
Notable Quote: [53:06] Angela: "Many too many."
Mountain Lions: Efforts to preserve mountain lions have led to territorial imbalances, impacting local ecosystems.
Notable Quote: [56:37] Steven Crowder: "There's a mountain lion and a maga hat saying, build a wall."
Seals: Conservation led to a surge in seal populations, which in turn attracted more sharks, increasing beach shark attacks.
Notable Quote: [58:03] Steven Crowder: "Now we have to travel anywhere from 50 to 125 miles to really be successful at catching codfish."
Crowder argues that these examples demonstrate how well-intentioned environmental policies can backfire, leading to greater ecological and social issues.
In a humorous segment, Crowder lists species he believes should be extinct, reflecting his critical stance on certain conservation efforts.
Notable Quote:
[61:06] Steven Crowder: "This week. Top five species that should be extinct. Number five, anything on Snake Island. And then numbers four through one, just spider, spider, spider, spider, spider, spider, spider, spider, spiders."
The segment underscores Crowder's skepticism about interventions in natural ecosystems, emphasizing the importance of letting nature take its course without human interference.
As the episode wraps up, Crowder maintains his stance on the necessity of economic strategies against China to prevent a larger conflict. He reiterates his criticisms of environmental conservation efforts, suggesting that they often do more harm than good. The episode blends serious geopolitical discourse with comedic elements, characteristic of Crowder's style.
Final Notable Quote:
[61:52] Jasmine Crockett: "That picked up."
[62:14] Steven Crowder: "The only people that are crying are the mediocre white boys."
Economic Strategy Against China: Crowder emphasizes tariffs as a necessary measure to counter China's economic aggression and prevent a potential Cold War-like conflict.
Critique of Conservation Efforts: The episode argues that human interventions in ecosystems often lead to unintended negative consequences, questioning the efficacy of modern conservation strategies.
Skepticism of De-extinction Projects: Reintroducing extinct species like dire wolves is portrayed as potentially more harmful than beneficial, highlighting the unpredictability of such endeavors.
Humorous Yet Critical Tone: Throughout the episode, Crowder and his guests employ humor to critique both political and environmental policies, engaging the audience with a mix of serious analysis and satirical commentary.
This episode of "Louder with Crowder" offers a blend of geopolitical analysis and environmental critique, framed within the host's characteristic comedic style. By intertwining serious discussions with humor, Crowder engages his audience in contemplating the complexities of modern economic and environmental policies.