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Steven Crowder
Welcome to the lineup. Live on rumble. YouTube is. Well, YouTube's dead as far as live streaming and Rumble did it. It's from 9am Eastern to 7pm Eastern. You don't need to change that channel. It's a collective of independent broadcasters who are actually helping each other out just because. Screw you, YouTube. That's really what it is. We have a lot to get to today. President Trump and Putin. Okay. There's going to be that summit tomorrow. We're going to give you sort of a preface to it. My lawyer, half Asian lawyer Bill Richmond is in today to talk about that shooting that took place in Seattle that's obviously been going viral as well as these Texas representatives who should go to jail. But the other thing that we were going through and run through and it got really heated where some people will no longer be employed here. How much can you not stand Taylor Swift and or Travis Kelce? Please comment. We're going to talk. I'm going to tell you, I'm not a fan. If it's pro or anti, I'm anti. And it seems like I'm outnumbered in this studio, which frankly came as a surprise, a shock and a betrayal. We'll get to it. On with the show.
Bill Richmond
Bill Richmond, this is new. YouTube better stop playing games. Half Asian Bob will bring the pain. There's gonna be a lawsuit. He swears on his Asian mom My clap will never be dead and gone. If you cross and you know it's all. There's gonna be a lawsuit. And this. Hey, vision. You're the best in the world. Heavy is the best in the world. Tonight he'll win this Sam.
Steven Crowder
Click Rumble premium and join now for 99 annually or 9.99amonth to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content creators and free speech. That's what I know. That's not performative. I was actually quite thirsty. I was parched because we were yelling at each other. Screaming. I wouldn't say screaming over Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. It's going to be one of those kinds of shows. And by the way, it's a live show, weekdays, 11am Eastern. Hey, do us a favor. Share. Post this wherever you are because you know, we just. We just streamed a rumble because YouTube tells you that we are dead, but screw them anyway. All right. Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you?
Gerald Morgan
Fantastic.
Steven Crowder
Good.
Gerald Morgan
It's going to be spicy.
Steven Crowder
It's not going to end that well for you.
Gerald Morgan
It will. Because my point is valid.
Steven Crowder
What point? You know what?
Gerald Morgan
No, what point? We're Going to get to it.
Steven Crowder
What's your thinning point?
Gerald Morgan
Here's.
Steven Crowder
Here's the thing. People only see me do the mean thing because before the show, I was racked with kilt drills. Like, my hair is thinning. And I was like, no, no, no. I was like. And I said. I said, no, no, it thinned a while ago, but it's still there. And you're like, yeah, but I think I'm losing. Like, I was trying to console you, but then it's like, it's Mr. Hyde.
Gerald Morgan
It's true. It happened.
Steven Crowder
And you kind of.
Gerald Morgan
Right before we went on here, you're.
Steven Crowder
Like, I don't know what to tell you. I was like, before the show.
Gerald Morgan
We were joking about that.
Steven Crowder
No, it's still there. He's like, my dad. Your hair went back, but it stays. And you're like, no, no, I'm losing. I'm like, I don't know. I'm sorry.
Darren Marler
Well, screw you then.
Gerald Morgan
I like Taylor Swift more. Maybe your hair will grow back. Gerald, look, I don't like her at all.
Steven Crowder
Look, we're on the show. This is business. Although he's gonna Bandit Brothers with me. Dear God, don't turncoat me. Friday, I might. Friday, Saturday, August 22nd, 23rd, at Helium Comedy Club in Portland, Oregon. Mr. Firestein. Hey.
Josh
Hey. You know, we were yelling at each other, and I stand by my point. I disagree with Gerald. I don't think Travis Kelce is the more attractive one.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, I know. That's. That's for starters.
Gerald Morgan
What?
Steven Crowder
For starters? For starters. And it's odd because sometimes you look like Travis Kelce.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah.
Josh
In general, I was a few inches taller and stronger.
Steven Crowder
And if you faked like you were a black guy for, like, a period of life that you grow out of. Yes, exactly. There he is.
Gerald Morgan
There's Travis.
Steven Crowder
It's funny because that's how Gerald looks at you, so.
Josh
Baby. Oh, hey, Taylor.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, I know. I know. Yes, ma'. Am.
Josh
Yeah, right away.
Steven Crowder
Okay. This is gonna be good, though. This is gonna be good for us. Now, before we go on here, because we have. We do have half Asian lawyer Bill Richmond to give us some legal breakdown we're gonna get. We really gotta set this up here. As far as Putin. They're talking about on cnn. Putin, Zelensky, all of this. Turns out that the Ukrainians have lost the will to fight. They want to end this. But for some reason, a lot of people here who want to send your money overseas don't agree with the actual Ukrainians in the war.
Gerald Morgan
That's Right. They wouldn'. Continue to die.
Steven Crowder
Right, Right.
Gerald Morgan
It's a good idea for them.
Steven Crowder
It's a show of courage. We're also going to talk about Tim Walls daughter and the new trend for Democrats to cuss. So, you know, they're real cool. But before that, and let me set this again, we've never once just gone, hey, look at overweight people.
Gerald Morgan
Right.
Steven Crowder
Right. It's the messaging that all bodies are at the same degree of health, that all body types are beautiful and health comes in all shapes and sizes and. And then profiting off of it. So right now, the end of summer is obviously upon us, but it's still time to have a gelatinous pool party. Remember? Shame.
Gerald Morgan
I have it.
Josh
You won't catch me there. Good splash. Good splash ball every time.
Steven Crowder
Okay, look. And I know what the other like, oh, stop. This is an easy target. And I get it. I couldn't miss. I couldn't miss if I tried the issue. Let me ask you this genuinely. Do you think that that would be just as fun, maybe funner if they were to healthy size and weight? Mm. Because these aren't just people who are going, hey, we're slightly overweight. That party was hosted by Cake plus size resale in Twin Cities. Twin Cities, Minnesota, because I wanted to forget the title. So I have it written down. I don't know. Like, there's not much else to say at this. Right. Doctors, the medical. The science is in. It's not healthy. And I don't know how these people achieved this, but it's like they've pulled a reverse uno card because they've sucked us into their warped large world. Take me.
Gerald Morgan
Take on me.
Bill Richmond
I die from the.
Josh
Hate it when that happens. I'm tired.
Steven Crowder
You're supposed to give me a heads up next time.
Josh
Yeah, well, you know, that was crazy. I looked slim in pencil.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. You can see the Travis Kelce resembles every story.
Gerald Morgan
This show's serious. A guy gets shot at the end of this show.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
Not even laughing. Spoiler alert.
Steven Crowder
You're laughing. We all looked at. We were like, oh, my God, this is horrifying. And Gerald just, yeah, got what he deserved. Yeah, I know. You're like, come on, come on, stop it.
Gerald Morgan
Andy's in a wheelchair.
Steven Crowder
All right? And just so you know, this next segment, we always try. It's not a trigger warning. It's a warning if you're a parent. And by the way, kids shouldn't be watching this show because we show you the world as it is, not as we would like it. To be and then tell you how we would like it to be. But the kickoff is going to be Hope Walls and the trend. Let me ask you this. Have you noticed that Democrats now they're trying to be the bad boy, the bad girl and so they've been coached on cussing to seem authentic. So this video of Tim Walls daughter is an encapsulation of. It's time for the latest installment of you're wrong about everything. Wrong. There is no redeeming value whatsoever. And she's so confident in her inability to communicate or make points and to be completely uneducated. So this is Tim Walls daughter Hope who released on TikTok. I guess kids are calling even though it's not really a track, a diss track on President Trump. And everything she says is factually incorrect. Wrong. And she says it in a way that's also remarkably off putting.
Hope Walls
Okay, so on the topic of book talk as well as Trump's bitch baby, wussy, scaredy cat behavior in D.C. got me thinking of so authentic. I read in college, I think it was when I was at the University of Minnesota.
Steven Crowder
You read a book in college by.
Hope Walls
James Foreman Jr. And it talks about what led to arguably you should also read the new Jim Crow. And I go into this one along with different.
Josh
Okay, different book. But that's just, you know, the title of the book.
Hope Walls
You kind of get it.
Josh
Given us homework, we get it.
Hope Walls
Modern mass incarceration of like black men. Which book is this Talks about DC.
Steven Crowder
And here comes some facts that are.
Hope Walls
Wrong by the way and how all of that led up to what we're now seeing.
Josh
But she read it.
Hope Walls
Also note the crime rate in D.C. is at the lowest it's been in 30 years. And it's always been like one form of another of like the U. S. Like.
Josh
Or is it the form of another.
Hope Walls
Like rich and white and men and like. We're very much seeing that continuation. Go on. I would argue also with what we see with Trump, it's just like more of it. Yeah, go read that book. This was not worded very well.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. So just a quick before we get to the noticeable trend if D.C. was a state would have the highest homicide rate in the United States, by the way, D.C. crime is still higher than pre Covid levels. And what she's talking about, don't forget her dad and the inaction of her father is what led to the George Floyd riots. And that was $500 million alone in damage in Minneapol. So I don't know what she's bitching about. She kind of had the results that she was looking for in her home state, home city. It's a shining beacon of what leftist policy can be. But here's the thing. Fox News, I guess addressed her. This went viral and then she decided to respond again with the real talk, which means cuss words and I guess I would put it not quite flowery language.
Hope Walls
Hi Fox News. I know y' all are watching. And to that I say, kiss my ass.
Gerald Morgan
Whoa.
Hope Walls
Y' all are so boring and typical. Whenever I post a video that goes over the thought capacity of their like followers, they will post it because they know they can say whatever they want about it. And their people will just run with it because they have them in the palm of their hands. Y' all are embarrassing. Like get a life and go read that book. Maybe it will help.
Josh
Which one?
Hope Walls
I don't know.
Steven Crowder
You're typical. It's not. That's typical. That's the insult. Hey Joe, you're typical.
Josh
Me?
Steven Crowder
You're a typical.
Josh
I thought I was weird.
Steven Crowder
No, weird. You're not weird. I'm random. You know, because. Which means, you know, I prefer being random as opposed to clever or interesting. So I just say I'm random. I'm totally unstable.
Josh
Yeah, you're so fun, unpredictable. And you never know what you're gonna do next.
Steven Crowder
You never know what I'm gonna do.
Josh
How to handle me.
Steven Crowder
I don't know. I know boring. I just be real. I just let me be me. Or at least I like let be. But you're typical.
Josh
You know what? I'm gonna kiss your ass.
Steven Crowder
Well, that's fair because I didn't ask.
Gerald Morgan
Wait, show me.
Josh
Show me it right now.
Steven Crowder
Askin you shall receive. So anyone else notice? By the way, this is the thing too. The left can't be authentic. Because if they are authentic, they lose. They can be authentic, you see to microcosms like New York City. I think Mondame right now is up by 19 points. Yeah, someone can fact check me. Mission control. I believe I saw a poll yesterday. 19 points. See, when they run for national office, they have to pretend they have to run to the center. They have to act like they love America, as though they're patriotic. But you know, we just have some things to improve when they're running in their own districts and they can sort of take the mask off. They hate America. They're socialists. They want government run grocery stores. They want to eat the rich. So the left, on a national level, they can't be authentic because you would authentically revile them. So instead of being authentic, they've decided, you know what?
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Steven Crowder
Hey everybody, how about you just cuss? That'll seem like real talk. Have you noticed this? Have you noticed a trend of very forced but foul language? You have Crockett, Beto Swalwell, Tim Walls. This is their thing now. And you can see that they've been coached by the same consultant. Well, maybe it's time for us to be a little meaner. Maybe it's time for us to be a little more fierce. But when it's adult, like Donald Trump, you bully the out of him back, you push back. Who cares about the rules right now? Punch back, kick back, good, form their heads and win some power.
Hannah
And the idea that you want to.
Hope Walls
Shut down everybody that is not Fox.
Steven Crowder
News is why would anyone vote for.
Gerald Morgan
This big bull bill?
Steven Crowder
I don't swear in public very well, but we have to Trump. Oh, wait, no you don't. I don't have to. You can do it. I don't swear, but let me try. I can't, I can't, I can't. I'm just, I'm too random.
Josh
I like how she smiled too at the end, like, oh my God, I'm cool.
Steven Crowder
I did it. I did. I did one.
Josh
Wait, I said what I said. I said we're gonna have sex with.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Yes, we did.
Josh
Ooh, did I sexually Harass the President. Oh, geez.
Steven Crowder
I'm not entirely sure, you know what's authentic. Someone trying to cut back on swearing. I'll be honest about it. It's a bad habit. I have years of comedy, and I get it. I'm an imperfect Christian. I cuss too much. And I also like the tools of language. But I'm never gonna tell you that that's what makes somebody real or authentic. It's a bad habit that you should try and break. You know who else knows that? Someone who's authentic. And that's the reason America has embraced him. President Trump. Compare.
Trump
We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard.
Steven Crowder
That they don't know what the they're doing.
Trump
Do you understand that?
Steven Crowder
Do you have any Iraq?
Gerald Morgan
There you go.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that worked for him.
Gerald Morgan
Yes.
Steven Crowder
He didn't smile and go, no, no, it was something. And you can. Yeah, you can see the. The consultants left like. Oh, wait. Yes. Our focus study says that. That his numbers went up.
Josh
Yeah, yeah. It says here that. Oh, the numbers went way up when he got shot.
Steven Crowder
We'll just stick with cursing. Let's do. I'll say the F word.
Josh
How she goes, stand over there, say.
Steven Crowder
The F word, and I'll get.
Gerald Morgan
How do you feel about near misses?
Steven Crowder
I will reap the rewards.
Gerald Morgan
A little blood.
Steven Crowder
Oh, here's a bonus.
Josh
Is the bonus about how Hope Walls father imprisoned white people for going outside.
Steven Crowder
During COVID and shot that had his police shoot them with paintballs?
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, yeah.
Josh
Was that. I thought it was rich, privileged, white.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, no, it's a good.
Josh
It's rich and poor whites, by the way. I don't know if you know that.
Steven Crowder
But it is, it is.
Josh
They're not going to jail for anything.
Steven Crowder
That's a good point. But we're going to go. The mirror. The reverse image of that. The reverse. The mirror reverse image of that. Because you're talking about white people. Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson. Look.
Josh
That'S a white name.
Steven Crowder
Okay, you know what? I know that people gonna say this is racist. Fine, play it. And then we'll just be racist, I guess.
Josh
Not me.
Gerald Morgan
Okay, fine. Since you are begging, I do believe that Donald Trump is intimidated. I know. I think.
Steven Crowder
Okay, no interruptions.
Gerald Morgan
I do appreciate you begging.
Steven Crowder
So begging.
Gerald Morgan
I would just say it like this, that the President has always been intimidated by the intellectual prowess of black men. And so, of course, he would speak in those petite and puerile terms.
Steven Crowder
Okay, all right. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look. Of course this does not mean all black people. And I would say it's not even representative of most black men that I meet in person, who are pretty sharp, who are pretty quick on their feet. But if you were an alien who landed and you just saw the black ambassadors on television, Al Sharpton and Brandon Johnson. Oh, my God, they're all stupid like it is. It's. They are intimidated by intellectual problem. Well, hold on a second. How do you say it? Because I've heard this man speak for, by the way, least popular mayor in Chicago since 1979. Think about that for a sec.
Josh
That's a very heavily black populated city.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Josh
Is he saying that maybe also black men are intimidated by the intellectual prowess of black.
Steven Crowder
They are intimidated by my brain acumen using those petite or something of other such nature. They always try and sound smart, but they sound stupider. Just speak plainly. Here's the thing. I've seen them. If you would. Are you afraid of the young, angry black men? They're staring. If you see a group of black men on the street, you cross the street. That is racist. But I know, because you are. But you are afraid of my intellectual A prowess.
Josh
Yeah. Why are you crossing the street? You afraid you can't spell anamanapia?
Steven Crowder
I see you. I say, he crossed the street. There go John Jacob. Jacob. How much? That motherfucker's my name, too. I can spell. I got vowels. And.
Josh
And then he robs you.
Gerald Morgan
No, because you're not smart enough to defend yourself.
Josh
Because you're either scared or not scared. Either way, it's an insult. That's right. No, you earned it.
Steven Crowder
I have intellectual prowess. I just have not learned how to make it applicable.
Josh
And that's the reason I got cancer.
Steven Crowder
No, I got diabetes. Because I heard the N word once. That's right.
Gerald Morgan
I heard it at Dennis.
Steven Crowder
Lost my foot.
Josh
Pounds like that.
Gerald Morgan
Bring me more pancakes and syrup.
Steven Crowder
This is the guy who said, right? Was it him or was it Bowman?
Gerald Morgan
Said what?
Josh
Bowman was the one on cnn. Former congressman. All right, current fire.
Steven Crowder
I return you to the alien argument. They also have Bowman. Oh, my God, there's more. I don't know what this means.
Josh
No, don't skip it.
Steven Crowder
Just.
Gerald Morgan
I wrote a joke.
Steven Crowder
There's a baseball scribbler. I'm like the White Socks.
Josh
It's a baseball joke.
Steven Crowder
Just kidding.
Gerald Morgan
Just nobody's gonna get this except for baseball.
Steven Crowder
Okay. All right.
Josh
And, hey, download the app.
Steven Crowder
Well, let me do it now.
Gerald Morgan
Excuse me.
Steven Crowder
I'm gonna tell you, I'm not gonna lie. I'm exhausted. I was too emotionally invested. In how much I dislike Taylor Swift and Travis.
Gerald Morgan
Well, then we exercise some of that before the show.
Josh
You ever get so angry you get dizzy?
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Josh
Yeah, I know that was you this morning.
Steven Crowder
That was me.
Gerald Morgan
I laugh so hard and run through. I have a headache from it.
Steven Crowder
So, Travis Kelce, Taylor Swift. Bet the house. And I wish I was wrong. Bet the house on them. Not lasting. But here's the thing. Not only is the podcast terrible, and maybe you guys are right in that they're made for each other and they're the ideal couple if you're looking to conjoin two idiots, but it's also, Travis Kelce is having one hell of a week with the worst photo shoot ever. It's time for entertainment minute. Okay. And you guys were all. I was surprised that some people here thought, oh, they're a great couple. I thought, I can't say who it is. I don't want to say who it is. I don't want to say who it is. Geraldine Lane. I don't want to say. And I was like, wait, wait, wait. You think they're a good couple?
Gerald Morgan
Straw manning people.
Steven Crowder
These are two people. And just because someone who has been bought and sold since they were 14 years old. Right. Does not mean that they are brilliant in business. These are people who've never thought about life's pivotal issues, who are approaching a relationship in the exact wrong way. And if they are held out as role models by young Americans, no one will ever get married and no one will have rights. Lasting relationships. I guess we mean for marketing purposes, but people are looking to this as though it's a success. This is a woman who has a compulsion to only to exclusively date a list celebrities and then wonders why she can't find love. And this guy who dated exclusively large black women before he went to the Albino is trying to act. He's approaching it the exact wrong way.
Gerald Morgan
Go from having a curve in the back to having a flat. I don't understand how he made the move.
Steven Crowder
I don't.
Josh
It was a phase. He was going through a curve phase.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Josh
And he says, time for me to settle down. And, yeah, give me a girl who can sit on the couch with me and talk about nothing.
Gerald Morgan
I like flat butts. And I can't wait.
Steven Crowder
It's time for me to settle down with a woman who will drop me the second I don't take all of her crap. Because, you know, he has to.
Gerald Morgan
You don't know.
Josh
Oh, come on. She says all kinds of nice things about him all the time.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, when it's football season, he's talking about his career. Okay, whatever.
Steven Crowder
So look, these people, you can tell that they've never actually examined life and thought of the critical issues. It's. Everything is like, well, I love. I think, like, I love him because, like, he doesn't judge people. And like, sourdough, I think, uses yeast.
Josh
I don't think she says she loves him at all, by the way.
Steven Crowder
Oh, that's a good point.
Josh
Today's thing, I don't think she says it once.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, that's a very good point.
Josh
I could be wrong. I could be admonished, and I hope.
Gerald Morgan
So in the entire podcast.
Steven Crowder
All right, so it's the new. There's the new album, Life of a Showgirl. And she went on, I guess, Kelsey, his brother's podcast or his podcast, where the royal couple, who you should show to your children as an example of a perfect match, decided to put their relationship advice on full display. Our guest today is the singer, songwriter.
Darren Marler
Producer, and director from Nashville, Tennessee.
Steven Crowder
That's bull.
Gerald Morgan
She drinks a lot.
Hannah
This is sort of what I've been writing songs about, wanting to happen to me since I was a teenager.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. It's almost like you put out the.
Travis Kelce
Blueprint at the Eras tour, listening to every single one of those songs. Like, she. I know what she wants me to do.
Hannah
Writing is.
Steven Crowder
Yes. She had instructions of why I do.
Hannah
This, why I love it so much, and what I think has made anything happen in my career at all.
Travis Kelce
Greatest songwriter of all time.
Hope Walls
That's very important to say that.
Hannah
It's like, says her boyfriend, do you.
Travis Kelce
Don'T know what numerology is?
Steven Crowder
I'm assuming something with numbers. Yeah.
Travis Kelce
Like I'm 87 and she's 13.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Hannah
Literally, it's that simple.
Steven Crowder
Just my favorite number is 13. It always has been. Watch that.
Gerald Morgan
No.
Hannah
And that's part of the numerology of why we're dating.
Steven Crowder
Oh, my God.
Hannah
I was physically exhausted.
Steven Crowder
You still stand by that statement?
Hannah
So mentally, you don't understand comedy.
Josh
John Mayer's number was 42.
Travis Kelce
And this is literally living the life of a showgirl.
Steven Crowder
I was sorry.
Josh
Later.
Darren Marler
Thank you so much for hopping on.
Steven Crowder
Oh, my gosh, I'm 13. It's literally that simple. That's the numerology of why we got together in a relationship. And we're trying to fill that God shaped hole in our soul with each other, but we're both using each other for clout, and we know it, but we're gonna act like we don't. By the way, I won't say I love you. Whoa.
Gerald Morgan
Using each other for clout. Travis Kelsey, one of the most popular NFL players, one of the best tight ends in history. I know.
Steven Crowder
It's not like. It's not like celebrities have ever joined up with other celebrities to be greater than the sum of their parts. Billy Joel, Christie, frankly, Bennifer. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Jennifer Aniston, who also dated exclusively A List stars. Maybe. Maybe you. If you. Maybe. I'm understanding. If you're looking to couples like this. An example because they seem happy. She's been that way with everyone. What's the biggest film right now? Twilight. Oh, I'll go with Taylor Lautner. Who's the biggest album? Right. Oh, John Mayer. Okay, I'll go with him.
Josh
Can I ask you a question, Steven? Do you know who Kellen Winslow is?
Steven Crowder
The cop from Family Matters?
Gerald Morgan
No. No.
Josh
Do you know who Tony Gonzalez is?
Gerald Morgan
That's great.
Steven Crowder
I do not.
Josh
Do you know who Antonio Gates is? All three of those are three of the greatest tight ends of all time. You don't know who they are.
Steven Crowder
That is an argument, dipshit.
Gerald Morgan
Not an argument.
Steven Crowder
Very good argument. You don't know who they are.
Josh
You know who Travis Kelsey is.
Steven Crowder
I do know.
Josh
You know all about Travis.
Steven Crowder
Why?
Gerald Morgan
Is why?
Steven Crowder
Because I watched that show on Hulu with the big black lady who he was also hitting on, but mainly.
Josh
How many. How many touchdowns did he score last year? Not a single clue. Over here.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Has no idea.
Josh
What position does he play?
Steven Crowder
Well, I heard him say tight end.
Josh
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, we did.
Josh
Okay.
Steven Crowder
Before that. I wouldn't have known.
Josh
All right, so we already established that. Yeah.
Steven Crowder
So the point is.
Josh
The point is, the only reason he knows who Travis Kelce is is because of this Taylor Swift. I think he's a great tight end. He's a great player. He's got a great career, great future ahead of him. One of the greatest.
Steven Crowder
Sure.
Josh
But it's got a point.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. And she's not even. And she's not even country. Here's the thing. Hey, also, where's Lena Dunham? I mean, I'm not just saying this because she endorsed Kamala Harris and couldn't list one reason. And also, did the whole LGBTQ AIP and use the pronouns, the appropriate pronouns unironically. I'm not just talking about that. Lena Dunham and I are, like, best friends. When Girls was hot on hbo. Where's she now? Oh, I guess they had a falling out. Just like all of the A List relationships. And so this Guy knows that he's one of many. And so what does he do? He follows the blueprint. She writes a bunch of songs as to what would please her. He does it, shows up, gives her a friendship bracelet, and she's like, my God. It's almost like it's exactly what I've always wanted and told the whole world about.
Gerald Morgan
By the way, I don't like Taylor Swift. I don't like her politics. I'm saying she's a zero. You guys are saying she's a negative. I'm just saying she's a zero.
Josh
I'm not saying she's a negative.
Steven Crowder
I'm saying this relationship is a net negative for America.
Gerald Morgan
Well, I don't like what it says to young women. Fine. But I have no idea if these people are like, the perfect match or not. I don't know that she dates a list celebrities because of any other reason than a list celebrities or who's around her.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, it's a happens. It's happenstance.
Gerald Morgan
Yes, it does happen.
Steven Crowder
Let's go on to. Here's the next here's. But you know what? There are other people in the industry who remain grounded and who actually date and have relations.
Josh
Like Lizzie McGuire.
Steven Crowder
That's right.
Gerald Morgan
Said she's a zero. That's my point.
Darren Marler
Research points out that you know Rob.
Steven Crowder
Gronkowski without him having dated Taylor.
Josh
I didn't mention that for a reason. I was trying to make a point.
Steven Crowder
I will tell you this. I only know of Rob Gronkow because I know Tom Brady because of the thing with that Victoria's Secret model. That's why I know who Tom Brady is and that he needed some guy named Gronk. It's fair. So literally, it makes his point even stronger.
Travis Kelce
I would have never gone to that show and been mesmerized. Mesmerized. And just been captivated and then left with such a desire to want to meet you.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. The billions of dollars and tens of thousands of fans held.
Travis Kelce
Just been so engulfed in the curiosity of who you were.
Steven Crowder
Pause. Because you've probably also never been somewhere else where thousands of people are chanting the name of one woman in the stadium. It's like I've never been engulfed by actual chance of her name. It's called infatuation. There's a reason you don't hear love here. Let's continue. And I know you probably have a very good point because you just bodied. Gerald.
Travis Kelce
I really.
Steven Crowder
One best thing about that last statement is you didn't even know what the word engulf meant. Before, like you met Taylor. Like, this is.
Darren Marler
You've broadened your horizons so much.
Josh
Okay, Taylor, now you say something nice about him.
Steven Crowder
I'm telling you, it's so.
Gerald Morgan
She makes me say.
Josh
There you go, you say something.
Hannah
Thank you for saying that.
Josh
Thank you for saying that.
Steven Crowder
Oh, thank you.
Travis Kelce
But it's like you see you on the stage and you see how crazy you can get an entire stadium going. And then I get you in a room and it's like I've known you forever. It's like it was just the easiest conversation I ever had. And it was just so much fun that it just, it knocked my socks off from what they say.
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Steven Crowder
Okay. You know, by the way, it's corny.
Gerald Morgan
I'll give you that.
Steven Crowder
You know what matters more than easy? The easiest. First off, I would imagine it's pretty easy to have a conversation and feel like you've known someone your whole life. If you've been listening to their music and studying their playbook your entire. You know what's more important than easy? Conversations with someone who you're gonna marry for a meaningful relationship. Hard conversations, complicated conversations. The conversations about things that matter. Or you can have conversations like this, where you just go on and say, hey, hey, hey, look, I'm traditional. We're just like you. I have my black maids make sourdough.
Josh
Probably get scared right now.
Hannah
Right now.
Gerald Morgan
We're.
Hannah
We're very deep in a sourdough obsession.
Steven Crowder
That has taken my life. I am aware.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
And I'm very deep in it now. You've got me deep in this.
Josh
Deep in your dough.
Steven Crowder
I'm lucky.
Travis Kelce
I'm working as. As much as I am. I'm running as much as I am, because I am. I'm getting the caloric intake.
Hannah
Yeah. He asked me to send him two loaves of sourdough at training camp. I'm like. I'm like, wrapping sourdough loaves in, like, so domesticated Saran Wrap or whatever.
Josh
Like, what's it called?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, what's it called?
Josh
You know what it's called. You use it normally.
Hannah
I'm really talking bread 60% of the time.
Travis Kelce
The regular sourdough is one of my favorites.
Steven Crowder
But the blueberry. Yeah, we do. There's a blueberry.
Gerald Morgan
Terrible for people to have hobbies.
Hannah
Cinnamon swirl, cinnamon raisin. And this one I've been workshopping for the girls because they love everything. Rainbow Funfetti, sourdough.
Steven Crowder
Oh, for the. For the girls. No, you have daughters.
Josh
No, it's for.
Steven Crowder
Oh, the girls who you pay to dance. Right. The girls who you pay to dance will disappear as fast as the. Oh, for the fans. Okay, okay. But she said she was making it for the girls.
Josh
Now do pumpernickel.
Steven Crowder
Well, no, that would actually be hard. As I understand it, sourdough is the easiest one to start.
Josh
You just kind of. You just kind of make it, set.
Steven Crowder
It aside, and it helps.
Josh
And I don't know, I saw a Tick Tock video. I don't know.
Steven Crowder
That being said, in that TikTok video, the lady was familiar with the general concept of Saran Wrap, so she did have a leg up on Taylor Swift Haterade. You have daughters. Oh, no, that's right. What'll happen is you'll dust that womb off in your 30s or 40s later on, I guess you're already in her 30s. In your late 30s. 40s. Have every procedure and tell people. See, you can have it all and be a boss babe and have a guy who can walk every. If you watch, he's just like, yeah, I'm so crappy. She makes me so much better. She's like, oh, thank you.
Josh
I got this crazy obsession with making my kids oatmeal.
Steven Crowder
Dude.
Josh
Last year it was omelets. I just got into it. I was like, whoa. I just learned how to do it. I cracked some eggs and I threw them on a flat top and I was like, well, you can do this.
Steven Crowder
Father of the year. Year. Father of the year.
Josh
That's what I'm here for. I was nominated. I was nominated.
Steven Crowder
But it's an honor just to be nominated.
Gerald Morgan
See, this is the negative, and I'm at zero. That's all I'm saying.
Steven Crowder
What I'm saying is I'm having trouble. Young people hold this out as an example, and they think, I want this in a relationship. You do not. There is nothing that mirrors reality and they're being held up. Whereas really, if you look at it, it's almost the opposite of how you should approach a relationship. Yeah. Yeah. Find a blueprint and learn how to become the things that you think this person wants to be. Seek status. Make sure that you are under the thumb of that woman because she is just gonna walk all this. Man. If he were to put his. And not take her crap, she would be gone like she was every single other agent write a song.
Gerald Morgan
Do we have any examples of that, though?
Steven Crowder
Every single person she's dated very publicly. All of them. It's literally the worst question you could ask about Taylor Swift.
Gerald Morgan
What?
Steven Crowder
The example of every single guy. What.
Gerald Morgan
What did they. They had to put up with her crap. And when they didn't, she left.
Steven Crowder
Every single relationship ended. And there's one common denominator and all of them relationships. Hold on, hold on. No, I'm gonna answer your question. Don't do that. Every single one of them moved on. And I believe most of them have had long term, healthy relationships. There's one exception and one common denominator. It's Taylor Swift.
Gerald Morgan
So she could be bad at relationships.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Gerald Morgan
Okay, so does that mean that it is because they wouldn't put up with her crap in the minute. They wouldn't. They left. Is there evidence of that?
Steven Crowder
This interview could be.
Gerald Morgan
This interview. This interview has no evidence of that.
Steven Crowder
You could be wrong. Did you watch it all?
Gerald Morgan
You could be right.
Steven Crowder
The dynamic of, oh, okay, she makes me. I'm an idiot. She makes me smart. What if she's retarded?
Josh
She's going. She's going. That's right. Yeah, that's right.
Steven Crowder
She's the best. And I just, you know, I'm so enamored. You don't approach. You do not approach. And Cheryl, you know this about yourself. You would come on too strong early on. You have a great wife and you're very fortunate. But the fact is you would. You would smother people. You don't want to do that. If you do this as a man to an average woman, if you do this. Hey. I showed up at her work and I played a boombox, and I had a list of her favorite hobbies. She's going to get a restraining order.
Gerald Morgan
Well, those don't always work.
Steven Crowder
Okay, here's one we can all agree on. Travis Kelce. You guys can comment below if you think. I just. It's just. There's a reason that relationships are becoming more and more dysfunctional is because we're always looking to the wrong thing. She's a perfect example of what not to be. If you want to become a wife and a mother and have a family and I don't know what this guy is. I just know that he only liked large black women and now is one in a long line of many with famous.
Josh
I know that his touchdown dances are better than her music video dances.
Steven Crowder
Okay, that's very true.
Josh
I do know that.
Gerald Morgan
This is listening.
Josh
But that's not an insult. That's a compliment to Travis.
Gerald Morgan
Let's build off of this. We'll say largely black women, because that's.
Steven Crowder
That's.
Josh
I don't think he was dating large. You said large. I thought you meant largely earlier. Yeah, it was just. He had a. See what.
Steven Crowder
I'm getting it mixed up with that. Hulu. Whatever.
Josh
Well, some people call that as a fetish.
Steven Crowder
Yes. Yes.
Josh
When you do one thing and then you're like, oh, this is. This is what I really want, and my personality's changed, and I talk differently and I dress differently.
Gerald Morgan
Yes. Then he went to, like, the whitest.
Steven Crowder
Person on the planet who's ever existed.
Josh
It's like, Patrick Mahomes was like.
Steven Crowder
Like, it's okay to be white, man.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
I got a white wife. It's great. I gotta pretend I'm half white. I embrace it.
Josh
Or he wanted to ride in private everywhere.
Steven Crowder
All right. At least we can all agree on this. Worst photo shoot ever. Gq. Travis Kelce. Like, there is a complete. I don't. I thought this must be comedy until I read the article. And at no point is there a wink and a nod.
Gerald Morgan
Oh, boy.
Steven Crowder
It's like Zoolander if it. If. If it wasn't a comedy. Let's go. Let's go through some of these pictures. Look at this.
Josh
Is this supposed to.
Steven Crowder
Is gq?
Josh
I don't know gq. I know kind of what it is, but is it supposed to be for men or is it supposed to. I don't know why I'm going.
Steven Crowder
It's a very good question.
Josh
Is it supposed to be for me or is it supposed to be. Is it for men or for women?
Steven Crowder
No, it's. It's. But no one actually reads it. It's a scam because I used to read it, and I used to read an article extolling the virtues of socialism and then turn the page. What to wear to your next yacht club. So it's magazines. Magazines buy up subscriptions. They can still keep it a thing. It's. It is an elitist research.
Josh
It's something to sell. Johnny Depp's cologne.
Gerald Morgan
So it's supposed to be a gentleman's.
Steven Crowder
Quarterly, but it's not something here. Okay.
Gerald Morgan
Is it a quarterly publication?
Steven Crowder
Not that either. So. So it's nothing.
Josh
This photo, anyways, it's all.
Steven Crowder
It's just. The theme today is a complete lack of authenticity. Swear. Put on the silly outfit. Go find a celebrity to date that's flipping nuts. Here's the first picture.
Gerald Morgan
Just go the opposite direction.
Steven Crowder
A biker jacket in the woods.
Gerald Morgan
If this was a suicide forest, that'd be fine.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. It's Sons of Faggotry.
Darren Marler
You like this one?
Steven Crowder
Look at this one. Look at this one. Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
Oh, yeah.
Josh
Hey, look. Why is that other guy there? It's like, here's a man and also what a woman thinks a man is.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly.
Gerald Morgan
Excuse me, sir.
Steven Crowder
I'm working. Here.
Josh
Here, here, hold my purse. It'll be great for the photo, I promise me.
Steven Crowder
Sir, can you get out of the way? I have to tape an Ocean Spray commercial.
Josh
Yeah, that was like. That was like. He's pretending to be a guy in the bog, right? While a guy who actually goes to the bog is like. Yeah, I got. He's on the phone like. Yeah, this guy. Yeah, they're still doing this. I got. I had to. I had to buy him new overalls for this.
Steven Crowder
Well, here's the next one. Here's him authentically posing with an invasive species. Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
Oh, geez.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Hey, look, it's Taylor Swift.
Gerald Morgan
Careful, there's gonna be bad blood. Steven.
Steven Crowder
What's the next one?
Josh
Gerald's a swifty.
Gerald Morgan
I'm not.
Steven Crowder
Oh, I didn't see this one. I didn't see this one. Hold on. Let me see. This is him with a gator. Yeah. What?
Josh
Whoa.
Steven Crowder
They just wanted to make the most of that location. This next. You know what? Let's go to the. Go to one of the vests.
Josh
Hey, you can't park there.
Steven Crowder
This one I just like. This one's like. Hey, look, he's a crossing guard in the ocean.
Gerald Morgan
School of fish.
Josh
He's an OSHA lifeguard.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, He's Fixing the ocean. Oh, yeah.
Gerald Morgan
This is so stupid.
Steven Crowder
In case you thought that was bad enough. No, he's still in the ocean in this one. And as one does, wearing a cowboy hat.
Josh
Oh, it's Kenny Lesney.
Steven Crowder
Yes, exactly. Here he is, waiting pensively, as we all do. When's my ride getting here? Lyft doesn't make it out there, but.
Josh
He'S got his very clean mud boots.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah.
Josh
I'm not a man. I don't know what those are like.
Steven Crowder
Who is buying those? This. This is what I'm talking about. The whole industry is like, this is.
Gerald Morgan
Fashion, like, too hot to wear.
Steven Crowder
You mean you're wearing a $3,000 jacket and Paddington Bear boots with waiters in the summer. Here he is.
Josh
What they call waiting boots. Is that what you said?
Gerald Morgan
Waiters?
Josh
Yeah, waiters. Yeah. Matt's a man. He knows.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah, he knows because he probably actually uses them. I know.
Josh
I've never used them.
Steven Crowder
Here he is, I guess, doing his best imitation of George not straight.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah.
Josh
Fresh off his new hit, I'm carrying your butt, baby.
Steven Crowder
My Curious George. Here's. Here's Ryan Gosling meets the undertaker. Look at the. It's.
Josh
Hey, look, it's Gandalf the gay.
Gerald Morgan
You shall not pass.
Steven Crowder
He entered my ass. What? No, stop.
Gerald Morgan
That's a different line.
Steven Crowder
That's a different line. It's just like, look at that. That's a costume. There's not even a drawstring on those pants. It's a one size fits all from Spirit Halloween store.
Josh
How many bears did a real man kill for that outfit?
Gerald Morgan
He wouldn't know.
Steven Crowder
All right, just the last picture overlay. B12. Here he is promoting his new film, Fagmax Furry Chode. Do you have an idea how much time it took to get that pose?
Gerald Morgan
Here's what. This is what I do. I stand like this and I get it. This is taking back everything I've said.
Steven Crowder
So what win? What's he funny?
Gerald Morgan
Changed my mind.
Josh
It was the wrong photo.
Steven Crowder
He. He told. He told. Was that the wrong photo? What was the photo? I didn't see. Oh, show me the last photo. That's the right photo, I think. Water jet. Yeah.
Josh
No, there's one of them in a shipping container. Oh, well, yeah, we skipped that.
Steven Crowder
Was that.
Gerald Morgan
Oh, do it.
Steven Crowder
There you go. Oh, there you go. That's the Mad Max. Well, they could both be Mad Max.
Gerald Morgan
Either one works.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Oh, geez.
Gerald Morgan
Waiters the whole time.
Josh
That's also. It's like a real tree. Camouflage pants and button up shirts, shirt yeah.
Steven Crowder
Mad Max. They were wearing S M gear, Bulk. And this is somehow gayer.
Gerald Morgan
It's definitely gayer. All right.
Josh
He looks cool.
Steven Crowder
He said in the interview. He told the writer, he said, I have a good understanding of how I want to be portrayed. Well, mission accomplished. Download the app, Follow me there. Because, you know, we're losing friends left and right.
Gerald Morgan
I think you just made my point for me, though. Just what? Well, now she's an idiot, right? Sure. This is your point. I'm just gonna steal a minute for you. She's an idiot, but he's also an idiot.
Steven Crowder
They're perfect.
Josh
I don't think they're idiots. I'm with Lane on that one. I don't think they're idiots. I don't think they're playing some kind of, whatever you guys call it, 17D chess or whatever. I don't think it's that. I just think that they're silly, goofy people and, and I don't like them.
Steven Crowder
I think they are people who want to tell everyone else how to live and while claiming to be non judgmental, who have been seeking all of the wrong things in life and will come to a very sad realization maybe 10 or 20 years from now. And I hope that you don't make the same mistakes.
Josh
Here's what I don't like, what I don't like. I don't say I don't like them, but I don't like that the. Like you said, they'll tell you how to live your life and how to be and how to what opinions are right and what's wrong. And they're very vocal about it. And they have an influence and people follow them and they agree with their opinions because they said them. And they've never had real adult structure struggle, right? I mean, sure, there's some struggle for Travis Kell. I mean, there's struggle in the music industry. We all know that. She had her whole lawsuit where I think she, she, I don't know, she like totally owned a label company and. Yeah, it's hard being a student athlete and making the NFL. It's very hard. I. I get it. But you didn't, you didn't have to.
Gerald Morgan
What, work a job?
Steven Crowder
There are two examples of arrested.
Josh
A minimum wage job just to pay rent. And how do you.
Steven Crowder
You know there are two examples of arrested development of adults still living in adolescence.
Gerald Morgan
I don't think you have to work.
Josh
12 hours, 12 hour days just so you could buy diapers. You know, neither did a lot of.
Gerald Morgan
People that we respect and admire. So.
Josh
But they don't tell me how to live my life, Gerald.
Steven Crowder
Are they telling.
Josh
And if they did, I'd tell them.
Steven Crowder
To go slide themselves a certain way.
Gerald Morgan
Or are they just.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. She literally told you who to vote for when you asked. Why?
Bill Richmond
I don't know.
Steven Crowder
No reason. Just because it's cool.
Gerald Morgan
You told people who to vote for as well.
Steven Crowder
There's plenty. But I can give you a reason.
Josh
And Travis has definitely talked shit on his.
Steven Crowder
Gerald, if you're gonna act as though me providing reference and you. By the way, all of us providing references, sources, undercover journalism and calling states and encouraging people to vote to preserve the values of America is the same as Vote for Kamala Harris. Because I was told to be in the celebrity campaign, and I have no concept of any issue. She couldn't give you an answer.
Gerald Morgan
It's stupid.
Steven Crowder
That makes her an idiot. It makes her an ignorant person.
Gerald Morgan
You might be absolutely correct on this. The one point that I will absolutely say that I agree with you.
Steven Crowder
I am. And you're wrong.
Gerald Morgan
Is that I don't want to hold this out as how a relationship should necessarily work for people. I get that. I don't see them saying, you guys should do it like this, too. I don't see Taylor Swift saying, I never wanted to have kids, and I've just waited this long to be this boss babe or anything like that. Maybe she did. Travis Kelsey, on the other hand, a football player, he's had it easy. He hasn't had real struggle, hasn't had to deal with the complexities of life. Bull crap. You guys have no idea what you're talking about on that.
Josh
I didn't say easy. I said no.
Steven Crowder
Come on.
Gerald Morgan
You know what?
Josh
We both have the same struggles. You're right.
Gerald Morgan
My bad insulation in football is the opposite of what football life is really about, okay? It is not an insulated existence like being a child star would be. I. I would agree with Taylor Swift probably being insulated since 14 doing this stuff. Yeah, fine. You could be right. But again, zero. I care.
Steven Crowder
Zero.
Gerald Morgan
She's not negative.
Josh
He's not negative.
Gerald Morgan
Zero.
Josh
You're right, Gerald. My life's been way easier.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, I mean. I mean, he throws a pig skin.
Darren Marler
They're both the same person.
Bill Richmond
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
It's strikingly similar.
Josh
No, you're. No, you know what? You make a good point, though. I was being too hard.
Gerald Morgan
Yes.
Josh
Football is really hard. And I. I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know what that's like.
Steven Crowder
Like.
Gerald Morgan
You wouldn't.
Josh
No, I wouldn't.
Gerald Morgan
You're Right. No, just let it sit.
Steven Crowder
I actually agree with.
Josh
I wouldn't know hard if it bit me in the ass after a 26 hour patrol. I wouldn't, I wouldn't know.
Gerald Morgan
Oh, here we go. Throw a military service round.
Josh
I'm just kidding. No, no, it's all right.
Steven Crowder
We're going late. We all agree they suck.
Gerald Morgan
They do suck.
Steven Crowder
They all agree they suck. And Josh has done a lot more.
Josh
I've actually, I've actually had a change of heart.
Steven Crowder
Heart. Yeah.
Josh
And you know what?
Gerald Morgan
Do it. Screw.
Josh
They are good people.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah.
Josh
And they don't deserve this, Steven. They don't deserve this.
Gerald Morgan
We all agree that.
Steven Crowder
You know how hard it is, you.
Josh
Know how hard it is to grow to six. Six.
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Steven Crowder
Yeah, that's right.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, you got to eat a lot of food.
Josh
Yeah, you gotta eat a lot of food. You gotta work hard, you gotta work out a lot, you gotta run a lot. Yeah, you gotta eat a lot of sourdough. You gotta make this.
Steven Crowder
The word friendly fire mean anything to you?
Josh
We did the down looking at let's go on now.
Steven Crowder
I did tell people download the app, let's go on now to. Let's go on now to President Trump and a preview of the meeting with. Well, he's going to be meeting, you know, he got Zelensky and then you got Vladimir Putin and The media is going nuts now.
Bill Richmond
Another chance to end Ukraine. This war is driving me insane. Back and forth and back again. This peace starts up become a real.
Trump
We're gonna have a second meeting which will be more productive than the first one.
Gerald Morgan
All right?
Steven Crowder
So before anything else, I just want you guys to know before this meeting, there was a recent. A recent Gallup poll that showed that now 69% of Ukrainians favor a negotiation to the end of the war as soon as possible, with the remaining 24% being John Boltons. So it doesn't even equal 100. Who wrote that?
Gerald Morgan
There were some undecided.
Steven Crowder
I wrote the bit before I had the full numbers, but no, it is true. 69%. 69% want an end to the war. Right. And tomorrow, President Trump is going to be meeting with Putin in Alaska to discuss bringing all of this to a halt. And look, this is a point in time where the stakes are really high.
Trump
There's a very good chance that we're going to have a second meeting which will be more productive than the first, because the first is I'm going to find out where we are and what we're doing. Again, this is Biden's war. This isn't my war. He got us into this thing.
Gerald Morgan
True.
Trump
And should have never happened. This war would have never happened if I were president. But certain great things can be gained in the first. It's going to be a very important meeting, but it's setting the table for the second meeting. I think the second meeting, if the second meeting takes place now, there may be no second meeting. Because if I feel that it's not appropriate to have it because I didn't get the answers that we have to have, then we're not going to have a second meeting again.
Steven Crowder
69% of Ukrainians now want a negotiated settlement. This is very, very different from where we were before. And I think it's important. All references are available links in the description. To be clear, it's important to contrast what the Ukrainian people, the people dying. And I'm not. This doesn't mean we're apologists for Putin. What they want versus the people in the Western world who believe that this should continue. It's like them saying, okay, we are done with this. No, no, no, go, go be brave. We're behind you. We don't want to be brave anymore. We want to live. No, no, no. Go be brave. Here's some more money. Please keep the war going on. It's time for Russian in the Ukraine.
Bill Richmond
Insane over Ukraine.
Steven Crowder
And the question really is, hey, what do you think is gained now? The control lines have not changed for a very long time. It seems to be pretty much a stalemate. What can be gained from more people dying? Honestly, it's kind of that simple at this point. Point. And I know there's always a little bit more to it than that. But let's show you how this has been covered. Because no matter what this president does, he has to be wrong. He has to be guilty of something.
Gerald Morgan
So it was.
Steven Crowder
He used to be a Putin apologist, then he was inflaming. He was inflaming tensions, by the way he was talking about Vladimir Putin. And now what they are saying is considering that this very likely and honestly, your prayers would be very much encouraged for this situation. This is high stakes. He's in over his head, President Trump, and he has no idea what he's doing.
Zelensky
We begin tonight with a question that could decide the immediate fate of Ukraine and the future of Europe and the NATO alliance. Namely, which Donald Trump will show up at the summit with Vladimir Putin in Anchorage, Alaska, less than two days from now? Will it be the one who spoke today with Ukraine's Volodymyr Zelensky and European leaders telling them, sources say, that he would not negotiate Ukrainian territory with Vladimir Putin? Or will the Donald Trump who shows up Friday be the one who just two days ago said he might be okay with the idea of Ukraine having to give up some of its territory for peace?
Steven Crowder
Experts who say Trump's purges. It's almost like it's a negotiation. Russian analysts, ex Trump Ambassador Eric Rubin.
Gerald Morgan
Saying, quote, it's safe from first term.
Steven Crowder
That Trump does not have a single policymaking person who knows Russia and Ukraine advising him. The only person in his administration that might understand anything about this is Marco.
Gerald Morgan
Rubio, who he sidelined.
Steven Crowder
Melania might actually know, know more about Russia and Eastern bloc companies than anybody who's actually in his administration. Despite listening to the Europeans, Trump doesn't even know what ground rules to set because it's not like he necessarily knows what's at stake. Is he even capable of setting standards with Putin when he. Hold on a second. Hold on. This is one of those stupid arguments that you hear all the time. You know, you say he's a reality show president. He doesn't even know what lines he said. Let me ask you this. Do you think that Donald Trump. Do you think President Trump knows how to, to fly a bomber? Was he president when bombers flew over the ocean in the middle of the night, took out Iran's nuclear facilities without them even knowing about it. As far as we know, no fatalities. And were on their way back over the ocean before the Iranians even woke up. Was he president when that happened? Do you think that he needs to know the latitude and longitude? Is that what you think? This is what they try and say. I'm an expert on foreign policy. You're an idiot. Also, President Trump has been been very realistic and very clear about the land situation there. Clip.
Trump
There'll be some swapping, there'll be some changes in land. And the word that they will use is, you know, they make changes. We're going to change the lines, the battle lines. Russia's occupied a big portion of Ukraine. They've occupied some very prime territory. We're going to try and get some of that territory back. Back for Ukraine. You know, in real estate, we call it oceanfront property. That's always the most valuable property. If you're in a lake, a river or an ocean, it's always the best property. Well, Ukraine, a lot of people don't know that Ukraine was largely a thousand miles of ocean that's gone. Other than one small area, Odessa, it's a small area. There's just a little bit of water left.
Steven Crowder
I love the hand movements.
Gerald Morgan
I know sign language a little bit.
Steven Crowder
Like Danny Zuko, go, we made out under the dock.
Josh
Or like a Zorro had a stroke.
Steven Crowder
He makes the line of the Z. That was the old theme song. So just to give you an idea here, let's show the lines of two and a half years ago and today.
Gerald Morgan
Ah, pretty, pretty close.
Steven Crowder
That's like one of those things as a kid, one of those exercises. Spot the six differences right between the two pictures you used to have in place.
Gerald Morgan
A little, but not a lot.
Steven Crowder
A little. You really can't see a whole lot. And President Trump has said that he's going to be seeking an immediate cease fire. Here's the thing he wants to see. He's been seeking a ceasefire. You know what his stance is here. I think his hands have been tied on quite a bit. He's also applied some serious leverage economically against Russia, which I don't know that anyone else was really discussing that seriously. It would probably be pretty hard to when you basically were putting moratoriums, putting bans on energy on our own land, as you saw former Vice President Biden did while people were getting their energy and oil from Russia. So it's almost like you're in a less powerful negotiating position, whereas Donald Trump has done the opposite and will punish people who trade with Russia, which may make Vladimir Putin more amenable to negotiations at this point in time. Hey, at least it's an option. Or we could have just kept sending more and more money, more blank checks. He also said, we're not gonna keep funding this war. You guys, our European allies who haven't been paying your fair share, you can buy arms from us. You, you know, that might be pretty, pretty effective in getting these folks who are closer to Russia to get some skin in the game. You combine that with the fact that 69% of Ukrainians now don't want to die anymore for what they view as likely a needless war and are willing to concede some territory for peace, it begs the question, why do some United States politicians still insist that. That the death continues? We should be thanking Ukraine for taking on the Russians, for fighting back against the Russian invasion, which, by the way, yes, the Russians invaded. And the path toward greater security for all of us is simple. Help Ukraine win the war.
Hannah
I know that the majority of Congress.
Hope Walls
Is still in favor of supporting Ukraine.
Steven Crowder
So we've got to get through this period.
Hope Walls
We have to pass legislation and continue to support. And, you know, Jeff, this, this fight is our fight. What made this meeting one of the.
Steven Crowder
Most intense you've ever had?
Zelensky
The urgency of supporting Ukraine and the.
Steven Crowder
Consequences, Just the people of America motion. America is prefab. If we don't do anything and don't do anything soon, you know what's after Ukraine? NATO. NATO.
Darren Marler
We have a treaty, Article 5 to come to the defense of NATO allies who are threatened by Russia or anybody else.
Gerald Morgan
You mean invaded, Right?
Steven Crowder
I believe it's in our national security. As long as we help Ukraine with.
Josh
The weapons they need and the economic.
Steven Crowder
Support, they will fight to the last person. Sure. So maybe 69% of them say that they don't want to. But I still, I just, you know, I. I really get a kick out of it.
Josh
I still think that they should fight down to the last man, woman, and child. Ukraine is still. As long as we're making money from.
Steven Crowder
Our sales, they should keep on fighting down to the last man. Down to the last pair of boxer briefs. I shouldn't be saying that out loud. So if they had their way. And by the way, you can still see it on cnn, you can still see these people. They just want us to lose. They want the United States to lose. They want us to lose money, and they want the United States to lose standing. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. These people on the left and The Rhinos are so diametrically opposed to the success of. Of a Trump presidency because that is effectively emblematic of your success, what you voted for, that they just. That's the only way you can explain them sort of digging their heels in here and wanting this to continue. Because you know what, let's be honest. If it continues, you're gonna see a whole lot more of this from the people who don't want to fight but have to be forced into it.
Gerald Morgan
Footage like this of men apparently being.
Steven Crowder
Confronted by military conscription officers or trying to escape them is being posted across.
Josh
Social media in Ukraine. Ukraine is fighting. And Ukraine lives.
Steven Crowder
How they get a lot of their soldiers. We stand, we fight, and we will win.
Josh
We are not ready to give our freedom. This is a video of ice. The left would lose their mind.
Steven Crowder
Good point.
Josh
That's it.
Steven Crowder
It.
Josh
That's why we are fighting.
Steven Crowder
Slavocrine. We are going to fight for every inch of our territory.
Gerald Morgan
We will continue fighting for our land, whatever the cost.
Josh
We will stand and fight.
Steven Crowder
Ukraine holds its lines and will never surrender.
Josh
All things. All things which are Ukrainian will be Ukrainian. Even you. But you have a nice ocean and don't feel now, but you will feel it in the future.
Steven Crowder
And obviously, it's harrowing. It's horrible for those people. But let me ask you this. When people talk about the bravery Ukrainians and talk about how they're willing to fight to every last. Do you think that having people like that who don't want to be there and were forced into it think they might be a less effective fighting force now? Add the polls. 69% of Ukrainians want it done left.
Josh
Yeah, it's gonna be funny.
Steven Crowder
But no, no, that's. That's sad. It's very sad. And it's almost like some people thought that this is where we were gonna end up no matter what. And you were told that you were a Putin apologist. You were told that you were a fascist. It's almost like people said, this is needless because these lines aren't changing. And by the way, neither country. Neither country has been anything other than. Than one of the world's pricks. Let's be clear. Zelensky is just as fraudulent and just as. He's about as worthy of respect as Putin, which is to say, neither one is a very respectable person and neither one is authentic. And I'm not a fan of either nations here. It's like, hey, you know what? Neither one of you have gotten this right for a really long time, so maybe you guys need to hash it out. And unfortunately there's some consciousness consequences. I'm not saying that it's equal, that both have committed evil deeds in an equal amount, but to act as though there's good guy, bad guy, when this is probably the clearest example of a war where that's not exactly the case, that it's a land dispute that doesn't really involve us, let alone to the tune of hundreds of billions of dollars. And the battle, the control lines haven't changed. Hey, hey, here we are two and a half years later. You were people saying this is where we're going to be. This is exactly where we would end up. You were just a Putin apologist. Remember how they tried to silence you with that? It was the new racism. And by the way, the Putin apologist in chief, or at least they've accused him of being President Trump, he minced no words in threatening pretty severe consequences if Russia doesn't agree. And finally come to the very large table. Russia face any consequences if Vladimir Putin does not agree to. To stop the war after your meeting on Friday. Yes, they will. Yeah. What will. They will be conservations, tariffs. There will be.
Trump
I don't have to say there will be very severe consequences. Yes.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. And then they go, he doesn't know. Yeah. Or maybe he said that before and then he surprised you with economic sanctions that you guys never even discussed in your expert panel.
Gerald Morgan
It's making a threat.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly.
Gerald Morgan
I'll tell you the strategy in advance, you morons. Tell us what you're going to do. No, I'm going to make sure everybody has to guess. Including Putin, right?
Steven Crowder
Yeah. No, please do what Barack Obama did in giving an exact timetable as to when you would be leaving the country so that terrorists could just set a date like it was the Mayan calendar. All right, you guys let us know what you think is going to happen with this. And yeah, prayers for the people of Ukraine and the people of Russia, the people who don't want to be involved in these wars, the people who have not made these decisions. And if you are not yet a member, you click right there. We're able to talk about all this and more because of Rumble Premium. Mug Club is now Rumble Premium. Rumble Premium is Mug Club. It's the best one stop shop where you get everything ad free, 100% more show. And we've been running late. But I do want to bring on to we need some legal analysis right now with the reps in Texas who should be arrested, according to me. But I don't know if he believes so. And this shooting that took place in Seattle that a lot of people have questions about.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
It's time for my half Asian lawyer, Bill Richmond, and he is the host of. Oh, there you are. It took you a while to walk on over here. Remember that intro? That was a while.
Gerald Morgan
It was.
Steven Crowder
You're more trim.
Gerald Morgan
A little trimmer.
Steven Crowder
I was saying, I bet you he's out there going like, I lost weight since then. Doing what?
Gerald Morgan
No, I love it. I mean, that was a me. The moon face. I love it.
Steven Crowder
Now you look like what the Power Rangers turn into.
Gerald Morgan
I try. Yes. I'm going for Fast and the Furious bad guy. Yes. Family. All right.
Steven Crowder
And the show is hardly legal on YouTube where you give people legal advice and answer their questions like a call in.
Gerald Morgan
We do. Yeah. Yeah. And honest folks, real Americans calling with legal issues. You can catch us on Rumble as well. We've got some great new episodes coming out from taping in la. So very exciting.
Steven Crowder
Also, I think this next one is straight down center play for you because I hope I'm not. You're a competitive shooter.
Gerald Morgan
Yes.
Steven Crowder
You're a very good shooter. I've spent time with him at the range and he can pretty much pick up anything. And honestly, it ruins your self esteem.
Gerald Morgan
It does.
Steven Crowder
So this next video, I think you've seen this. I've been making the rounds. This was in Seattle, a shooting. And I warn you, if you guys can't watch this, someone does get shot, he lives. But there are quite a few facets to this and I've seen some hot takes that may be wrong. It.
Podcast Summary: Louder with Crowder
Episode Title: Countdown: Trump and Putin Meeting Preview & Who Wants it to Fail
Release Date: August 14, 2025
Host: Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder opens the episode by expressing frustration with YouTube’s live streaming capabilities, declaring, “YouTube's dead as far as live streaming is concerned” (00:00). He announces a shift to Rumble, praising it as a platform where “a collective of independent broadcasters are actually helping each other out” (00:10). This transition sets the tone for the episode’s candid and unapologetic discussions.
A significant portion of the episode focuses on the anticipated summit between former President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin in Alaska. Crowder emphasizes the importance of this meeting, stating, “There’s a very good chance that we’re going to have a second meeting which will be more productive than the first one” (49:32). He critiques the ongoing Ukraine conflict, highlighting a recent Gallup poll where “69% of Ukrainians favor a negotiation to end the war as soon as possible” (48:29). Crowder argues that continued funding is futile and burdensome, asserting, “It’s time for Russian intervention in Ukraine” (50:21).
Notable Quote:
"69% of Ukrainians now want a negotiated settlement. This is very, very different from where we were before." — Steven Crowder (50:46)
Crowder introduces Bill Richmond, referred to humorously as “half Asian lawyer Bill Richmond,” to discuss the recent shooting in Seattle (00:00). The conversation touches on legal implications and the potential for Texas representatives to face jail time due to their actions (63:07). The dialogue becomes playful as they joke about personal topics like hair thinning and relationships, maintaining a balance between serious and light-hearted commentary.
One of the episode’s highlights is the intense back-and-forth discussion about pop culture figures Taylor Swift and NFL player Travis Kelce. Crowder openly admits his dislike for both, prompting strong reactions from co-hosts Gerald Morgan and Josh.
Notable Quotes:
"I’m not a fan. If it’s pro or anti, I’m anti. And it seems like I’m outnumbered in this studio..." — Steven Crowder (00:00)
"I don’t like her at all." — Gerald Morgan (05:10)
"This is the blueprint of what not to be." — Steven Crowder (36:15)
They critique the couple’s relationship dynamics, suggesting they set a poor example for young Americans. The conversation delves into personal attacks, humorously mocking their public personas and relationship choices.
Crowder transitions to a broader critique of left-leaning politicians, focusing on their use of profanity to appear authentic. He cites Hope Walls, daughter of Tim Walls, who released a TikTok diss track against Donald Trump filled with foul language. Crowder argues that such forced profanity undermines genuine authenticity.
Notable Quote:
"Have you noticed this? Have you noticed a trend of very forced but foul language?" — Steven Crowder (16:00)
"This is a brutal example of authenticity that’s actually coached and forced." — Steven Crowder (19:03)
The discussion highlights how some politicians might be coached to use explicit language to seem relatable, contrasting it with Trump’s perceived unfiltered authenticity.
Hope Walls’s TikTok video becomes a focal point as Crowder and his co-hosts dissect her criticisms of Trump. They label her arguments as factually incorrect and dismiss her demeanor as “remarkably off-putting.”
Notable Quotes:
"This video of Tim Walls daughter Hope is an encapsulation of it's time for the latest installment of you’re wrong about everything." — Steven Crowder (09:30)
"Kiss my ass, y’all are embarrassing." — Hope Walls (13:04)
Crowder condemns her use of profanity and perceived lack of substantive arguments, reinforcing his stance on authenticity versus performative language.
Returning to the Ukraine conflict, Crowder critiques ongoing Western support, arguing it sustains an unnecessary war. He praises Trump’s approach of imposing economic sanctions on Russia, suggesting it might make Putin more amenable to negotiations.
Notable Quotes:
"It’s time for Russian intervention in Ukraine." — Steven Crowder
"We’re not gonna keep funding this war. You guys, our European allies who haven’t been paying your fair share, you can buy arms from us." — Steven Crowder (56:35)
"We are not ready to give our freedom." — Josh (58:45)
Crowder juxtaposes this with Biden’s strategy, asserting that more funding only prolongs the conflict and burdens American taxpayers.
The episode includes a satirical review of Travis Kelce’s photo shoot in GQ, mocking the aesthetics and authenticity of celebrity endorsements. Crowder likens the shoot to scenes from comedies like "Zoolander," emphasizing the superficiality he perceives in celebrity culture.
Notable Quote:
"It’s like Zoolander if it wasn’t a comedy." — Steven Crowder (38:03)
"This is so stupid." — Gerald Morgan (39:46)
This segment serves as a commentary on how pop culture figures may set unrealistic standards and serve as poor role models for the audience.
Toward the end, Crowder reiterates his stance on the Ukraine war, emphasizing the need for an end to support and a recognition of the Ukrainian populace’s desire for peace. He underscores the importance of leadership that prioritizes national interests over prolonged foreign conflicts.
Notable Quotes:
"It's time for Russian intervention in Ukraine." — Steven Crowder
"If you are not yet a member, you click right there." — Steven Crowder (62:14)
"We are losing friends left and right." — Gerald Morgan (63:53)
He concludes by encouraging listeners to engage with the content on Rumble Premium, positioning it as a hub for free speech and uncensored discussions.
Steven Crowder on Moving to Rumble:
“YouTube's dead as far as live streaming is concerned” (00:00)
Crowder on Ukrainians Wanting Peace:
“69% of Ukrainians now want a negotiated settlement” (50:46)
Crowder on Authenticity vs. Forced Profanity:
“Have you noticed this? Have you noticed a trend of very forced but foul language?” (16:00)
Hope Walls’s Dismissive Remarks:
“Kiss my ass, y’all are embarrassing.” (13:04)
Crowder on Ukraine Funding:
“We’re not gonna keep funding this war” (56:35)
Mocking Celebrity Culture:
“It’s like Zoolander if it wasn’t a comedy.” (38:03)
This episode of Louder with Crowder blends political commentary with pop culture critique, maintaining a tone that is both confrontational and humorous. Steven Crowder and his co-hosts navigate through complex international issues while interspersing light-hearted banter and sharp critiques of contemporary figures, providing listeners with a mix of serious analysis and entertainment.