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Steven Crowder
94, 95, 96. And there you go.
Nick DePaolo
Thank you very much. And there you go.
Steven Crowder
Wait, what?
Nick DePaolo
What did you.
Steven Crowder
What is that?
Nick DePaolo
Oh, I'm paying for abortions. I'm big wireless. This is what we do. We take your money and then give it to causes we believe in.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, but I'm pro life, so.
Nick DePaolo
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Gerald Morgan
It does. It's great.
Nick DePaolo
That's what, eight years old? How? It's been a while.
Steven Crowder
It's been a while.
Nick DePaolo
That's all I remember is something about eating cats and some kind of a laugh drink, you know, like Will and Grace.
Steven Crowder
So that shit was offensive?
Nick DePaolo
Yes, it was. Right off the top. Also something else that you may find offensive but is true because it's true. And we'll talk about it. Donald Trump is the women's rights president. I know no one expected it. I did not expect the complete. The cleaning house, the full sweep on the trans issues, particularly in ways that protect women. Like trans people in women's prisons. Men in women's prisons. Like men in women's sports. We're gonna go through these executive orders because it hasn't gotten a lot of attention. And I think it's probably the most unexpected development. Of course, a lot happening with the deportations, Lake and Riley Act. It's just I'm tired from all the winning. And we're gonna be, of course, providing live coverage today. Kash Patel, Tulsi Gabbard, and I thought it was gonna be RFK Part two this morning, but I guess he's doing it later. So if this has not happened yet with ALF at some point today, you'll probably see this head on over to Rumble. It's a live show weekdays, 10am Eastern, even Friday, if you're a Rumble premium member. Let me ask you this. Look, I know what happened in D. Let me just say this. With the plane crash in D.C. we don't know what's happened right now. Aside from people say, oh, just offering thoughts and prayers. Yes. Because that's all I can do. I'm not gonna lie to you and speculate. Do you really think there's any value in the media covering it wall to wall at this point? People don't know, so what can they provide? It's a tragedy. It's really sad. And that's all. That's all I can say. I hope you understand. It's not that it's lost on me. We're just not gonna devote a lot of time to something that we know not.
Gerald Morgan
The left is already blaming, potentially Donald Trump's legislation against the FAA and getting people out, cutting back. Yeah, that's not helpful. And conspiracy theories on the right, also not helpful. You guys don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Nick DePaolo
No one knows. No one has any idea at this point. And when also you hear this. Well, no, not when you hear this. Pops Crowder is here today, and he is here with his good old friend, funniest man alive, Nick DePaolo. February 20, Bricktown Comedy Club, Tulsa, Oklahoma. February 21, Funny Bone in St. Louis. You two are two peas in a pod.
Tim
Poor Nick. He's gonna share a chair with me. First Gerald, now me.
Steven Crowder
We look like those guys on a Muppets in a balcony.
Nick DePaolo
Where do you get these horrible jokes?
Steven Crowder
Hey, Joe Maddow's got a dick.
Tim
What time. What time's your flight?
Nick DePaolo
Too soon.
Steven Crowder
My flight has been.
Nick DePaolo
What time's your helicopter ride, Pinochet?
Steven Crowder
I always direct home from here, but if. Yeah, for some reason, I. This time I had to connect. Right. Of course. This one leaving here is delayed by two hours.
Nick DePaolo
Yes, of course.
Steven Crowder
That's why I want to get the out of this business.
Nick DePaolo
Yes, I can imagine.
Steven Crowder
I Want to open a cookie shop?
Nick DePaolo
That intro was angry. It was derivative. It was short. We loved it.
Steven Crowder
So, you know, what's wrong with this? What's wrong with this theater? The seats face. Face the stage.
Nick DePaolo
They actually had some good sings.
Steven Crowder
They were great, man. They were great. A couple of Jews just spitballing.
Nick DePaolo
They also had a relationship. They were experimenting. Yeah, the one was coughing up felt for a week. Let's go to. Hey, by the way, huge announcement before I move on here. Click on the Rumble Premium there. The button to join right there. It's below. And existing mug club members. Look, there's going to be a video. We are shutting down at the end of next week. The Mud club page. That is locals February 7th. You are grandfathered in. You get all of Rumble Premium. Everything, ad free. All of the other creators on Rumble Premium. You don't have to pay a dime. You just have to merge those accounts or convert it. Whatever you tech people say nowadays. Let's link.
Steven Crowder
I think it's trans.
Nick DePaolo
It's. Let's link. I don't. I got two hours sleep. It's a whole thing. Joe Lewis is at the cardiologist today. I think he's probably fine, but, you know, prayers. I don't want to ask. Prayers for the dog when people are dying and choppers, for crying out loud. Oh, no, I think he's good. He didn't get back, so he's probably fine now.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah. There you go.
Nick DePaolo
That was tasteless.
Steven Crowder
Spent a week in Beijing, didn't he?
Nick DePaolo
That was his dad.
Steven Crowder
He was banging a shih Tzu on the side.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah, it was the appetizer that evening.
Gerald Morgan
Oh.
Nick DePaolo
So yesterday, Senate Minority Leader. You remember Chuck Schumer?
Steven Crowder
I do. That old.
Nick DePaolo
Don't say who. Chuck Schumer gave a response to reporters that I guess you could say, well, look, he stepped in it himself. Yes. Yes, sir. You talk about these different organizations and people in New York reaching out to.
Steven Crowder
You, and you've encouraged them to obviously.
Nick DePaolo
Keep up this effort and to possibly contact the president in any way, shape or form. Pause. Is that a midget in Skechers?
Steven Crowder
I was just gonna say that. Susan Summers dwarf. That was her.
Nick DePaolo
Stand in Three Feet's company.
Steven Crowder
Look at that.
Nick DePaolo
It's like they picked translators and people next to them who are weird. Okay, I'm sorry.
Tim
I just love that we say midget again.
Nick DePaolo
Well, I mean, we're not supposed to, but, hey, here we are.
Steven Crowder
I don't say that. I say short. Fuck.
Nick DePaolo
Is that a. That's a woman. Okay, let's Keep playing. You'll hear his answer.
Gerald Morgan
You realistically think that the President is.
Nick DePaolo
Going to listen to many of these people in upstate New York who are struggling. The roots of democracy are deep. And what we're saying is go to your local official, your local congressman or your local senator and have them get to the President. But the roots of democracy are deep. People are aroused. I haven't seen people so aroused in a very, very long time. We know going trying to get this done. So yes, I think democracy will have an effect and we are going to keep at it. Aroused. Bernie Sanders confirmed. It's a good thing that and ALF is what you can expect from us when we're short stepped. Also, you remember this isn't Chuck Schumer's first time. When people try to say that Donald Trump is not eloquent. I don't know that he has ever made a sexually blatantly inappropriate remark. Remember when he did this? During President Trump's second impeachment. There will be a trial and when that trial ends, senators will have to decide if they believe Donald John. Donald John Trump incited the erection insurrection against the United States. This man has erections on the brain. And Bernie again confirmed.
Steven Crowder
Too much.
Nick DePaolo
Every now and then. I'm very, I'm very ashamed of myself when my father is here.
Gerald Morgan
Yes. It's better when he's in the other room and can't see us. That's right.
Nick DePaolo
He's like, you've been up since 4am for this.
Gerald Morgan
Did it to yourself.
Tim
I Billy had to search for that perfect, perfect sound clip. That is. He drags it out just a little.
Nick DePaolo
Bit more and you know exactly what it is. It is either an erection or Fred Flintstone driving into a pole.
Tim
Much better than Shaman.
Steven Crowder
It happened again.
Nick DePaolo
Hey, Fred, maybe you should get some of those Blue Chews. Oh, hey, by the way, 20% discount. This is the best time to plug something@browdershop.com or you get to. What is it? You get $5 off any.
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Nick DePaolo
Good. Let's go on to the. Do you think? Are you guys surprised? You can comment below. Are you surprised that Donald Trump did as much as he did with the trans stuff? So quickly, I did not see that coming. Someone got in his rightfully so and said, look, you've got to set the tone, boys, right now. So he started his second term here. You know, he was banging on all cylinders, especially immigration. That's what you know about. Right. His first term. Right. This would have been probably impeachment city. Right. They were opposing everything. But now he has. Yeah, now he has the mandate. And the polls now show that America, and this is important, we're at a very, very different place. So I want to give you some key facts, references, you can see where we are, what he's doing, and what people thought of the exact same actions in his first term. Because this just shows you, particularly on the trans stuff, the most recent poll, people just go with what they think is popular. The path of least resistance. That happens a lot. And now we're at a point in America where the path of least resistance is law and order. So a majority of Americans support deporting all illegals. Okay. The highest poll number that we've seen is ipsos axios. 66%. New York Times had it at 55% of Americans approved deporting all undocumented immigrants. And they softened the word all. All. That's not criminals. I don't even know that they asked that question. That would probably be well into the 70s, I would imagine, at that point.
Gerald Morgan
I would hope it'd be higher than that.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Gerald Morgan
If you're a criminal in our justice system right now, you should be deported if you're here.
Tim
How did they soften it? How'd they ask it? Undocumented.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah. Deporting all undocumented.
Tim
60%.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah. They're still getting over 60%. You know that the Ipsos should be. The poll taker just went. You sure?
Gerald Morgan
Do I have to report this?
Nick DePaolo
Yeah. You sure? Are you sure about. Okay. Huh.
Steven Crowder
Carry the one numbers are disappointing to me.
Nick DePaolo
66. Well, here's something that surprised a lot of leftists from the New York Times. They didn't expect 54% of Hispanics.
Gerald Morgan
Wow.
Nick DePaolo
To support deporting all undocumented. I say illegal aliens, but all undocumented immigrants. 54%. That's more than the Democrats. 44%. Do you see that shift? That is monumental. They thought they were buying a voting demographic. And the reason that I think this will stick, unlike. You see women and you do see the black vote oscillate. These people would be voting against what we have been told is their own self interest. That means that they believe it's a moral imperative. That's important. And you know what? I think that that's. They deserve a pat on the back. I know they're not a monolith, but Hispanic Americans who say, you know what? Yeah, I have family who probably would like to come here, but. Yep, we've got to deport people here illegally. That's a rare thing that you see.
Steven Crowder
When it hits 75, I'll pat him on the back.
Nick DePaolo
All right. Okay.
Gerald Morgan
You got to take the incremental wins bullshit.
Nick DePaolo
Well, they thought it was going to be.
Steven Crowder
It's either legal or legal. Pick a picket.
Nick DePaolo
Well, 54% of that's better than Democrats. They're not in line with Hispanics who they were trying to buy. That's a big deal. That's a big deal.
Steven Crowder
When it hit 92%, sell it.
Tim
Yeah. First term, though, he was calling everybody rapists and murderers, though.
Nick DePaolo
See, that's what they were saying.
Tim
That went away.
Steven Crowder
Well, he was right. That's why it should be at 100%.
Nick DePaolo
As far as illegals, I completely agree. 54. Let's pump those rookie numbers up. Hispanics. Yeah, you were saying something.
Gerald Morgan
So, yeah, Research just sent in.
Nick DePaolo
When it comes to actually referencing them.
Steven Crowder
As illegal criminals, New York Times shows an 87% support.
Nick DePaolo
New York Times. You know, someone's jumping off a roof.
Steven Crowder
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Nick DePaolo
It's going to look like early 90s Japan. Dodge skyscrapers.
Steven Crowder
Looks like where they're building those Apple phones.
Nick DePaolo
Yes, yes.
Steven Crowder
They're going to have to put nets out there.
Nick DePaolo
They do that right in China. Yeah, they have nets. That's where maybe one could make a case for unions in 2025 in China. I get it. You guys have a case to be.
Gerald Morgan
Made to get rid of the nets or what?
Nick DePaolo
These are unfair working condition. I see your point.
Steven Crowder
Now, 18 hours without a piss break.
Nick DePaolo
Yes, exactly.
Gerald Morgan
Well, they pee, but.
Nick DePaolo
Plus, they're six years old. I mean, six. Careful. We don't want to get. We don't want to get Chuck Schumer Biden aroused. Now, let me give you some key facts on immigration. I want to get the trans stuff. The Lake and Riley act officially signed into law. That's a big deal. I'll explain it to those who don't know links in the description.
Donald Trump
The Lake and Riley act will become the very first bill that I proudly sign into law as the 47th President of the United States. With today's action, her name will also live forever in the laws of our country. And this is a very important law. This is something that has brought Democrats and Republicans together. That's not easy to do. Lakin did it. Lakin did it. America will never, ever forget Lakin. Hope Riley.
Steven Crowder
How do you spell Carrot Top?
Nick DePaolo
So, again, this is one that is shocking that anyone would ever be against it. Just like you saw that. That proposal, that bill that was voted against from. Was it 58 Democrats to deport sex offenders, child sex offenders, immigrants, Right?
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, yeah.
Nick DePaolo
Illegal aliens who had already committed sex offenses against minors. I don't know how you vote against it, if only for the optics, but this specific legislation, let me tell you what it requires federal officials to detain any illegal alien charged with crimes like shoplifting, assaulting, injuring, and, of course, killing people. This would seem as though it's a given. I know a lot of people right now. I think this is the reason you're seeing the numbers change. People are saying, wait a second, wait a second. You mean we have people who we know are illegal aliens, they've committed violent crimes, and we're still keeping them? The answer is yes, to the tune of millions. This is how, you know, the left has gone way too far and the pendulum is swinging.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah.
Nick DePaolo
Legislation will empower state attorneys or state attorneys general. I always get that. It's hard to say. Attorneys, attorney generals, attorneys general. It'll give them the ability to sue the federal government for harm caused by the failure or any decisions that they've made in immigration policy. I don't know if you know this. That's not something typically a fascist does. Gives individuals the ability to sue the federal government.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah. You mean, like, maybe if you detain someone and they're here illegally, but because you're a sanctuary city, you don't alert federal authorities so they can be deported and they get out and kill somebody?
Nick DePaolo
Mm.
Gerald Morgan
Ah. Okay. Got it.
Nick DePaolo
There you go. Seemed like, hey, you know what? Looking out for Americans, at least he's keeping his promises. And here's something else, too. Like the RFK hearing yesterday should have been the most bipartisan, I guess I could say, you know, ceremony that we have seen in modern times. And that's why I think it was so touching when RFK said, you know, these people used to be my friends. I think he meant it. I think he meant it. He knows he's no longer invited to the cocktail parties with these people. And in this. I mean, that's a guy who is a Democrat, who in many ways, is socially liberal. And he would be in line with what Democrats have championed for a very long time. Alternative health. You know, Hollywood, they would love that kind of stuff. But instead, they've turned on him and they try to make him out to be a fascist. So in this case, this also should be entirely bipartisan. It wasn't, but it was partially. And Donald Trump did do something that you have not seen with Joe Biden. He struck that bipartisan tone, and he specifically thanked those who supported this bill.
Donald Trump
I want to thank every House Republican, every Senate Republican, as well as the 12 Senate Democrats and the 48 House Democrats who voted to pass this vitally important bill. And many of them are with us today. And I really do appreciate it. And I very much especially appreciate the bipartisan support. The Democrats, really, a big percentage of them came through, and plenty of them wanted to. They probably felt they couldn't, but they really wanted to. They don't understand that would have made them a lot more popular, would have made them a lot better with their.
Nick DePaolo
People, would have made him a lot more prom king. Maybe. But you'll never know. You'll never. And think about it. Most of the victims of these crimes are women. When you're talking about a lot of these sex offenses, they pick up those who are vulnerable. So there you go. Patriarchy comes through, protecting women again. Go ahead and slay queens. And, you know, this is one of those things. Queens, I guess. Thank you. Thank your kings.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, thank your kings. Actually, you know what, Steven? I don't really think you've held that position.
Nick DePaolo
No, the queen thing is a myth. I've always meant patriarchy. Right. Is not a bad thing. I'm remarkably consistent. You can go back.
Gerald Morgan
No, no, no. I don't really think you are.
Nick DePaolo
Tim, can you tell me one time.
Gerald Morgan
That I. Yeah, yeah, actually, Tim, go ahead.
Nick DePaolo
And we live in this increasingly paternalistic, patriarchal society. I was actually voted prom king in high school.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah.
Nick DePaolo
And I turned it down. I turned it down. I renounced the award because there shouldn't be any kings, only queens.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, absolutely.
Nick DePaolo
There should only be queens. And if you look throughout history, it's really the Queensland. Who got stuff done.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah.
Nick DePaolo
Who took care of their constituents. And women. You know, we live in a society where they are told by men what they can wear, who they can sleep with, what they can do with their own bodies.
Gerald Morgan
Yep.
Nick DePaolo
Not to mention the slut shaming that takes place, which we need to do away with. There should be no shame. You know what? It shouldn't be a bad word. Slut is a beautiful thing. Just like queen. Go be a slutty queen. More sluts. Only queens and lots of sluts. When you have your Whole life documented going. You're gonna have some Mrs.
Gerald Morgan
I don't remember it like the ALF thing. Really?
Tim
What were you guys wearing?
Nick DePaolo
It was the early aughts.
Gerald Morgan
The times. Yeah. Don't get me started with some of his stuff.
Nick DePaolo
You should have seen his stuff. You should have seen his affliction shirts.
Gerald Morgan
I bet your bell bottoms over there.
Tim
Hey, hey.
Gerald Morgan
Did those Ed get a haircut, hippie.
Nick DePaolo
The Ed Hardy gear turn out to be the investment you thought like Beanie Babies.
Gerald Morgan
No, it did not.
Nick DePaolo
It did not.
Steven Crowder
I didn't see Gerald's jancos.
Gerald Morgan
Yes. How did it get back to me?
Nick DePaolo
You know these things only appreciate.
Tim
Used to talk about his bejeweled jeans.
Nick DePaolo
Yes.
Gerald Morgan
Bedazzled. Not bejeweled.
Nick DePaolo
They were bedazzled. Jean.
Gerald Morgan
Right.
Nick DePaolo
His flev de lis. He was a gay French revolutionary.
Gerald Morgan
Oh. Any hole will do. Not gay, but ambiguous.
Nick DePaolo
Any hole. Whoa.
Gerald Morgan
Clip.
Nick DePaolo
The moment Gerald stopped wearing those jeans, we were going to see a movie and he was far away from me and I yelled out of the car. I would know those jeans on that gay ass anywhere.
Gerald Morgan
Yes.
Nick DePaolo
And he just looked back and he never wore them again.
Gerald Morgan
And then I burned them.
Nick DePaolo
Yes, you did.
Gerald Morgan
In the middle of the movie.
Tim
Those things sound like in the dryer.
Gerald Morgan
Loud. Like I left keys in my.
Nick DePaolo
Sounds like Marley's ghost. All right, here's another key fact on the deportation. The immigration stuff is he's reopening now Guantanamo Bay. I can hear libertarians losing their mind.
Gerald Morgan
They are freaking out to house illegals.
Nick DePaolo
Keep in mind, I have been to Guantanamo. I have seen the prisons. Yes. Very, very nice. Look, there's still prison, but very nice. During the speech regarding the Lake and Riley legislation, Trump did announce this. And it's going to be able to fit 30,000 of the worst among us illegal aliens.
Donald Trump
Today I'm also signing an executive order to instruct the Departments of Defense and Homeland Security to begin preparing the 30,000 person migrant facility at Guantanamo Bay. Most people don't even know about it. We have 30,000 beds in Guantanamo to detain the worst criminal illegal aliens threatening the American people. Some of them are so bad, we don't even trust the countries to hold them because we don't want them coming back. So we're going to send them out to Guantanamo. This will double our capacity immediately. Right. And tough. That's a tough. That's a tough place to get out of.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah. And the best part about this plan is that by the end of hurricane season, around 30,000 more beds will reopen.
Gerald Morgan
Well, place Is beautiful.
Nick DePaolo
I know. It's one of those things people.
Steven Crowder
They should call it sandals.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah.
Tim
You really said it was. It was the cleanest, most.
Nick DePaolo
Well, they had Xboxes. They had soccer fields.
Steven Crowder
They were outside. Yeah, they're playing soccer and sun's coming down.
Tim
Working on their 10.
Nick DePaolo
They have a window. They have an oceanfront window view. Some of the cells. That's not a joke.
Steven Crowder
That's what I'm saying.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
They were outside.
Nick DePaolo
Yes.
Gerald Morgan
I mean, if you're gonna be, you know, kept against your will anywhere, that.
Nick DePaolo
Would be five meal choices. They had normal halal, vegetarian. I swear to you, one choice for the toothless and those sensitive of stomach.
Steven Crowder
Carnivore and Guy Fieri's shit.
Gerald Morgan
Wait, hold on, hold on. The toothless? What do they put meth addicts there?
Nick DePaolo
I don't know. I don't know. They had a choice for the toothless.
Gerald Morgan
Really?
Nick DePaolo
Yeah.
Tim
You said the locals were escaping into Guantanamo.
Nick DePaolo
It's one of their biggest threats.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, they were trying, but they all. I remember reading they put on £15 like the first. Yes, they were there. They had dental. Remember all this stuff?
Nick DePaolo
Yeah, back when.
Gerald Morgan
Fifteen in Guantanamo.
Steven Crowder
That's right. That's right.
Gerald Morgan
It's all the soft serve.
Steven Crowder
You see Muhammad, he's blowing up like a tick.
Nick DePaolo
The restroom. Does this look like I put on a little weight to you?
Gerald Morgan
Yes. Habib again. Yes.
Nick DePaolo
Yes.
Steven Crowder
Who's this? Ben and Jerry.
Nick DePaolo
Yes.
Tim
Got an anytime fitness in there.
Nick DePaolo
It's okay, Habib. You carry it well. You're tall enough.
Steven Crowder
Good frame.
Nick DePaolo
It's not like me. My weight goes to my face and my ass. It's bad.
Steven Crowder
You have ass like 14 year old boy.
Nick DePaolo
Yes, yes. This is how we measure them in my homeland. Now, in case you didn't remember this, President Trump designated drug cartels as terror groups on day one. That includes groups like MS.13. So they could be going to Guantanamo Bay.
Gerald Morgan
Good.
Nick DePaolo
Just to be clear.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah.
Nick DePaolo
And you know what? I know people. Hey, what else are you gonna do with it?
Gerald Morgan
I didn't know that these cartels and these gangs, I didn't know they weren't terrorist organizations already.
Steven Crowder
Right, yeah, right.
Nick DePaolo
It's a good point.
Gerald Morgan
I'm surprised that he had to do that.
Steven Crowder
They're shooting at.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Shooting at this.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah. That's the border.
Nick DePaolo
Absolutely. And they're doing it to try and intimidate our border agents. Our. If we have guard. If we have our state guard there, they're trying to intimidate them into not doing their job. That is terrorism. Key fact number Three, we also have these sweeps for immigration. They're still going on. And I really like this guy because it's funny. The criticism they use for borders are. Tom Holman is. They tried to say that he was being performative. I can't think of anyone less.
Steven Crowder
I think avant garde artist. And I hear him talk.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah, he's a post modernist.
Gerald Morgan
He really is.
Tim
Johnny boy was just saying he seems like a guy who wants to. I don't want to be doing this interview. I'm going to go round up bad guys.
Nick DePaolo
Yes, exactly.
Tim
You're wasting my time.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah, he's one of those guys, if he's your dad, he would just look at you and you immediately feel stupid. That's Tom Holland, and he's been keeping his foot on the gas in executing these arrests. And by the way, different tone. No apologies necessary or given. Do you have a better target number for how many people you want to dig the court. I just wish he responded to her going, do you have an ongoing target? Kaitlyn Collins.
Steven Crowder
What is she?
Nick DePaolo
Man voice. Let's go.
Gerald Morgan
Overall.
Nick DePaolo
As many as we can. My goal is, I think success is removing every criminal, gang member out of this country, every public safety threat, illegal alien out of this country, every child trafficker, illegal alien out of this country. Then that aperture opens, Right? What a stupid question. You're a stupid person for asking me such a stupid question. Why would you do that to me, you silly, stupid person?
Gerald Morgan
Do you have a target? All of them?
Nick DePaolo
Yeah. Well, I don't know how many are there? Yeah, that.
Gerald Morgan
That's.
Nick DePaolo
There we go.
Tim
Well, I like the way he sticks it at the end. It's not over then. Then the aperture opens, and everyone else is now exactly under my purview.
Nick DePaolo
It couldn't be more clear. No one's apologizing. No one's going, oh, I hope they don't think I'm racist. Once you have, you know, the number of rapes and murders that we have seen this country and. Yeah, the economic ramifications. That's why you have 54% of Hispanics who support this. And by the way, 80. Was it 89% when you're talking about 87%, according to the New York Times, support deporting these people. Keep in mind, January 22nd to 28th, 22nd to the 28th, over 5,500 aliens were arrested in sweeps across cities. In New York City, Los Angeles, Chicago, Philadelphia, Phoenix, Miami, Dallas, San Juan, Puerto Rico, which wouldn't be at the top of my list, but, you know, we're helping them Out. I guess.
Steven Crowder
I guess you never had a car in the Oaks.
Nick DePaolo
I mean, like Puerto Rico. Let's do them last. And if they want to. If they want to leave, leave. So the left called these ice raids performative.
Gerald Morgan
Oh, geez.
Nick DePaolo
Which doesn't make sense, but Tom Holman had a great response.
Gerald Morgan
New York City joined the list of.
Nick DePaolo
Cities where these performative raids are taking place.
Gerald Morgan
And you have a government right now that is reckless.
Nick DePaolo
Reckless and also, I mean, as I've said, performative. James and Joy say you're reckless and you're just role playing for fun. She's dumber than a box of rocks. Dumber than a box of rocks. Oh, maybe a bag of hammers.
Gerald Morgan
Can't say the other thing I'd like.
Nick DePaolo
Anything else you want to add?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, Black rocks.
Nick DePaolo
That's a good pun. We're gonna get sued. And guess what? We don't care. The sweeps, by the way, here, have inspired actually even a couple of new movies like this one. Oh, that makes sense. People on audio. It does not. Or my personal favorite, Rom com. This one right here. Yeah. Look at that. Hey.
Gerald Morgan
Oh.
Steven Crowder
Should say. Should say. How to lose a Hundred Short Order Cooks.
Nick DePaolo
Yes. Take a note. Let's do that again. We can recycle it.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah.
Nick DePaolo
So this is really one of the only Donald Trump in his second term could do this. I don't think we've ever experienced this in our lifetime. I have never seen anything like this at this kind of speed.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah. And I think a lot of it has to do with the work that not only this show has done, but people like Libs of TikTok going out there and exposing some of the trans ideology, the LGBTQ stuff that being pushed onto our children. And so many people were kind of forced to be silent about it. And I think there were a lot of people that maybe we'll look back and go, man, if I'd have spoken up earlier, could this have ended earlier?
Nick DePaolo
Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
If I had been one of the voices that said, I don't really agree with that, how many people would have come around me and said, you know what? Neither do I. I didn't think it was safe to talk about it, though. Yeah, now it is.
Nick DePaolo
And you need to take a holistic approach to it, because that crazy ideology we'll get to here on the trans. It is married to the radical ideology on immigration of the left, on letting violent criminals stay here. It all goes into one basket. And that is the cultural shift that we are seeing. People are rejecting the social agenda of the woke Left. Everyone thought this election was about inflation. No, that's part of it.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah.
Nick DePaolo
But that's not the only thing. You are seeing an American backlash that we have never seen in our lifetime. Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Safety comes first, right?
Nick DePaolo
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
I mean, yeah.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah, absolutely.
Steven Crowder
If you don't protect yourself and your family, the rest doesn't matter.
Nick DePaolo
It's the only legitimate role that is not in dispute of the federal government is to protect its citizens. And they failed. And so now he has a mandate of the masses. You know who else fails? Big wireless networks. That's why I see how I fit that in there.
Steven Crowder
Beautiful.
Nick DePaolo
PureTalk Wireless. Join them. You could save an additional 50% off your first month with PureTalkpur. Talk.com Crowder. Look, if you look at some of these big wireless companies, they just give your money to people who hate you.
Gerald Morgan
Oh, all the time.
Nick DePaolo
You get the same service, you get the same phones, and actually a lower bill. I switched this week. Word of advice.
Gerald Morgan
Yes.
Nick DePaolo
When you switch from one of the carriers, do not switch your phone line over using the phone that you are switching. That was my fault. He said, all right, you're gonna cancel X Network here. They said, okay, you're gonna delete the ESIM card. I said, but wait, if I do that, are we still gonna be able to. And then they couldn't call me to tell me how to activate my phone, so I had to have someone come over with their other phone. So that's. That's just have a different phone. That's a me problem. At least have one friend. At least have one friend.
Gerald Morgan
You were able to call and talk to somebody. That's great.
Nick DePaolo
Yes.
Gerald Morgan
Somebody in America.
Nick DePaolo
Yep. That's a huge deal.
Gerald Morgan
American customer support.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah. Better price, same phones, same service. It's just like, what's the thing Ryan Reynolds does? Only it's a company that actually supports what you're about and the customer service is great.
Steven Crowder
Bad movies?
Nick DePaolo
Most of them. Most of them, yeah. Right. He's another Canadian, isn't he?
Gerald Morgan
I don't think all of them suck.
Steven Crowder
No, Just Friends was excellent, actually.
Nick DePaolo
That actually was very, very good. That was very good. That scene where he get. He goes. He's in the stretcher and it turned. Remember, he turns over his teeth and he has all the cotton in his mouth. Brutally violent and very funny. I'm sorry. I'll take that.
Steven Crowder
What's her name? Anna.
Nick DePaolo
Anna, right.
Steven Crowder
She was.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah. Anna Ferris.
Steven Crowder
She's like playing a Britney Spears kind.
Nick DePaolo
Of a Christmas movie, too.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Nick DePaolo
A lot of people don't recognize it. I Watch it.
Gerald Morgan
Like Die Hard. Yeah, I know.
Nick DePaolo
Stop it. I won't.
Steven Crowder
So Chinless List is a Christmas movie. Wow.
Gerald Morgan
That's not snow.
Tim
Fun for the whole family.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. What do you mean it's not snow?
Nick DePaolo
You're worse.
Steven Crowder
There's fires, there's snow, there's dead reindeer.
Nick DePaolo
Nick DePaolo here, and you said the most offensive thing.
Gerald Morgan
I was confirming that he was wrong.
Nick DePaolo
It's like a game of Vulgar Chicken.
Steven Crowder
The mulcahy.
Nick DePaolo
So let's go on to this. We all know about immigration. You comment. Did you expect Donald Trump to move so fast on the women's rights issue, on the trans issue, Protecting women. We talked about protecting American citizens. Now it's about protecting women. You know, from male boxers, you know, from male murderers being housed with women in prisons. This is something I didn't see coming this quickly. And again, he definitely knows that he has a mandate of the masses, that this is not something that is a touchy issue anymore and has overwhelming support. If you believed otherwise, you were lied to, you were lied to. And I'll get to the polls. But you have heard this chant, this mantra ad nauseum, right? That Donald Trump is anti woman. Donald Trump does have a general election problem.
Gerald Morgan
Even if he gets this nomination, even if everything goes the way it has been for him during the primary, as.
Nick DePaolo
He heads toward the general election, he.
Gerald Morgan
Brings with him a big problem with women voters.
Nick DePaolo
So Donald Trump mocks women, makes fun of women, has assaulted women, and took their reproductive rights away.
Gerald Morgan
He does not prioritize the freedom of women and the intelligence of women to.
Nick DePaolo
Make decisions about their own lives, lives and bodies.
Tim
I happen to run against a, you know, incredibly overtly sexist candidate, and Trump.
Nick DePaolo
Delighted in insulting women. Let's just say very blatantly, the misogyny runs deep with Donald Trump. Oh, yeah, that's what it is.
Steven Crowder
That's what I love about Trump. Can you imagine what this country would look like under Kamala Harris?
Tim
No, Nick. That should have our economy so up be China's little. They have running all over the. They're fake. They're Mexicans.
Steven Crowder
You kiss Steven's mother with that mouth?
Nick DePaolo
All right, guys, that's just. Stop. Geez, guys, that's enough. That is a little over the top, Nick. I'm sorry.
Gerald Morgan
I'm sorry, Nick.
Nick DePaolo
I'm sorry.
Steven Crowder
I was offended.
Tim
I get upset sometimes.
Nick DePaolo
I get. Yeah, but you know, you're still.
Steven Crowder
My dad had a salty tongue on that guy.
Nick DePaolo
Yes, he does. Let's go through the pro Woman moves for Mr. Misogynist okay, here's pro woman move number one. Donald Trump has declared the obvious at his inauguration. And this is. We're gonna look back at this moment in history and say there were always two genders. And then from a period of about, like, 2015 to, like, 2023, it might have been like, 73, and then it went back to two. And he made sure that this was an official declaration at his inauguration.
Donald Trump
As of today, it will henceforth be the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders, male and female.
Nick DePaolo
History is going to look back. Historians are going to look back like, oh, that must be a typo. Yeah. I mean, I don't know why you feel the need to mention that.
Gerald Morgan
He didn't have to say that.
Nick DePaolo
That's.
Tim
I know he had to clarify at the end, male and female historians are.
Nick DePaolo
Gonna be like, they're gonna be studying this in college. Why did he say that there were only two genders? There was this thing that happened for, like, half a decade where people were saying that wasn't the case. And then people say, like, oh, so back in, like, the 2000s, there was some kind of an outbreak of mass retardation.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Yes. Imagine having to pass an executive order to say that, and then if they win again, they'll turn it back. We're fighting over something that. So you can't even argue with it.
Nick DePaolo
Well, the thing is, now they're gonna see the numbers, the left and the support, and they're gonna keep their head down and lie to you. So be aware of that. And by the way, two genders, something I've been saying since 2014, 2015, 2009, but officially being banned on college campuses for it. You can go and watch those, because we've been making this case for a very long time.
Tim
You know, he's been picking off every demographic of these people. Do you think he's starting to carve into the suburban white women a little bit, I hope. Well, yeah, I hope that's the last one.
Nick DePaolo
Well, at least he's actually. He has actually changed a lot of their minds because we have the new numbers from the New York Times on trans athletes and women's sports. And the numbers are kind of surprising how rapidly they've changed. So first day in office, Trump signed an executive order that the US Government only recognized male and female. That means no more marking X on federal documents. And, of course, trans tiktokers, which is a niche voting market, but it still needs to be on your radar. They're melting Down. Hey, y'all, it's me again. Jen Sacki Looks like crap.
Gerald Morgan
Oh, I can't get a passport right now.
Nick DePaolo
I can't get a passport right now.
Gerald Morgan
It's gen Nut. Fun fact for you, in case you didn't know. Either for people with gender markers that do not match or the gender marker X that are trying to go through United States borders right now, they're being stopped and they're being detained.
Steven Crowder
What did she got, Parkinson's?
Gerald Morgan
Hey, can you guys do me a favor and research this funny little thing called V coding?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, I'll get right on it, Butcher skank.
Nick DePaolo
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Gerald Morgan
And I gotta go to work like.
Nick DePaolo
Nothing'S happening right now.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
At least.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah, something is happening.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, there's.
Nick DePaolo
And we can see it.
Steven Crowder
Look at the choppers. Oh, my God.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah. Just got worse.
Nick DePaolo
What's that sound, everybody? No, no. What's the name of that song? Everyone knows the song, but I don't know the name. That's the theme of Vietnam, right? We all hear. Know the song it's called because the.
Steven Crowder
It has a weird title.
Nick DePaolo
Yes, it does.
Steven Crowder
It's completely a cup.
Nick DePaolo
Down. Damn it. Hold on. He's almost close. He's almost.
Steven Crowder
I'm not on camera, am I?
Nick DePaolo
I can't put you on camera.
Steven Crowder
Well, that's the idea, man. I don't feel good.
Tim
Grab a mug.
Nick DePaolo
Comment below. Chat. You guys got another name of the song?
Steven Crowder
It's called like, by the way or something like that.
Nick DePaolo
Something like that.
Tim
Something what is not related to the lyric.
Gerald Morgan
You mean.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
For what it's worth.
Nick DePaolo
For what it's worth. That makes no sense.
Steven Crowder
I can never remember that. That's. You're right.
Nick DePaolo
It's a stupid title.
Steven Crowder
Really is. Let's change it because David Crosby named it Wet Brain.
Nick DePaolo
That's right. That's right. Yeah. Okay. All right. You saw that person who. Look, I mean, immutable character. Whatever, whatever. Looks like they just crawled out of a sewer. Freaking out. It's like literally looks like a mutual. It's like. It's a dike crawler. Dump, dump, dump, dump.
Steven Crowder
Leave us alone.
Nick DePaolo
We're going to stop streaming live to YouTube at some point.
Steven Crowder
Can we do that? Can I expect.
Nick DePaolo
Eventually. Eventually.
Steven Crowder
Anything I can do to help you.
Nick DePaolo
This is not. I don't know if you know this person. This person is quite famous. This is not the first time that this lip licker has had a public meltdown.
Steven Crowder
Get your filthy hands off. For you pathetic little men.
Nick DePaolo
Hello, father. You Are no son of mine. Look, at some point you just gotta help them.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah.
Nick DePaolo
And feel.
Steven Crowder
What was that from Three's Company?
Nick DePaolo
Also let's Ben. She was better looking back then help us out. Here's the next pro woman move that we have seen here. Prohibiting trans from joining the military. Trans individuals. Trump signed an executive order. Again, you have all of these references available in the sidebar saying prioritizing military excellence and readiness. Not dicks.
Gerald Morgan
Well, yes, but on the right people.
Nick DePaolo
The order went on to say that it was consistent with the military mission and long standing DoD policy expressing a false gender identity. Divergent from an individual sex cannot satisfy the rigorous standards necessary for military service. The left freaks out. And we say, of course, keep in mind that trans members were already non deployable. They were eating up resources of the military because of either the hormone, well, the gender reassignment surgery or in certain cases they, they were still recovering. I don't know if you know this. It's a long process. And so you, the taxpayer were paying for people who couldn't actually defend the country, which is almost like the original role of the military. Here's an example. People like this are now going to have to, I know this is a crazy idea. Fund their own transitions, not use your taxpayer dollars through the military. This started back in 2017.
Gerald Morgan
Enlisted two transition, no other goal than that. And I come from a very conservative state.
Nick DePaolo
I come from Florida.
Gerald Morgan
So, you know, I could kind of feel which way the wind was blowing even back then. So graduated, went to school for, you know, to learn what I was going to be doing. And almost immediately I went to medical and I asked to be referred. And within a week I was talking to a psychologist and a psychiatrist. Now, in the military you have to.
Nick DePaolo
Have a diagnosis so that they can deem it medically necessary to give you.
Gerald Morgan
Hormones and start the transition.
Nick DePaolo
What's the diagnosis?
Tim
You spell that, please?
Gerald Morgan
Yes.
Nick DePaolo
Write it down on a pad. Take us to the drugstore. Can you fill this so we have the executive order. Two genders.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah.
Nick DePaolo
What were your point?
Gerald Morgan
I was gonna say that this is one of the only times on the second point here. Ready? The trans in the military. It's one of the only times that I've agreed with Dan Crenshaw recently. He has a massive spine on this one. I don't know where his spine went on some of the other things we've disagreed lately on, but he's like, no, they're not fit for service. He's like, you don't understand. That has been my position Forever not fit for service. And also these guys are non deployable. Whatever they are happen to be. I don't know why we ever thought this was a good idea.
Nick DePaolo
No one did. It was. You will do this in spite of it being a bad idea.
Steven Crowder
I'll take it a step further and you won't agree with this, but it's the reason women weren't in the military for a long time.
Nick DePaolo
I agree.
Steven Crowder
As soon as you let him in, what happened? Yeah, rapes, all this horseshit. Court cases, pregnancies. There was a reason, some shit.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
And then it evolves. And you know what? It doesn't work out all the time.
Nick DePaolo
No, it doesn't.
Steven Crowder
And look at it.
Nick DePaolo
Yep.
Steven Crowder
I don't know why Dr. Goney over there is laughing, but I'm sorry, I.
Gerald Morgan
Was just saying the good old days of the military, when you wanted to rape somebody, it had to be another man.
Steven Crowder
That's right. That's true.
Nick DePaolo
The point is we all had to make compromises. Just like prison. It's called being an adult. And that means sometimes you're gonna have to do things you don't want to do.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, it's a social experiment that didn't work. Okay, Dems.
Nick DePaolo
Yes, exactly. That's the thing. Not only can they not do pull ups obviously, but it disrupts the entire unit because men are different without women. That's the group you want going out to kill people. Okay. No, I completely agree. And certainly in combat units. Let's go on though. This is another one. This is pretty big. And then the last one is, I would say, monumental. As far as that. Ah, we did that. So pro woman move number three. This is about protecting the very idea of a woman because, you know, conservatives can actually identify one. He said no more. No more men in women's sports. So this was speaking to the World Economic Forum. He was crystal clear and people now support it.
Donald Trump
I've made it official, an official policy of the United States that there are only two genders, male and female. And we will have no men participating in women's sports and transgender operations which became the rage will occur very rarely.
Steven Crowder
So perfect like the hula hoop, like yo yo check is it dance.
Nick DePaolo
This is a new New York Times poll. And keep in mind, you can go back and watch the change my minds. Where I would cite, I believe it was New York Times, their older poll where the support on this was about 60 something percent. Meaning people didn't. People did not support. They supported banning male athletes in female sports. The newest poll, 79% of Americans do not believe that males should compete in female sports, regardless of how they identify. Keep in mind, it's now 67% of Democrats. You can't get 80% of Americans to agree on anything. You want to know how the left overreached? Here you go. Please, guys, stop apologizing. Appeasing crocodiles is futile at this point. You can actually. Republicans need to stop. And conservatives need to stop reacting to, oh, this might be political suicide. And start doing what the left does, shaping public opinion. Because you can be better at it. Because you actually have an opinion that is easily defensible.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah. And plenty of support. Is there.
Nick DePaolo
Yes.
Gerald Morgan
If you will go and talk to people about it.
Nick DePaolo
Yes.
Gerald Morgan
And just have a spine and be like, hey, this is sensible. Let's do it.
Nick DePaolo
Okay. I can.
Steven Crowder
It's what the Dems ignore. Even when they were in power. They ignore the polls.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
The. The majority of people say this. They just said, fuck it, we're gonna do. And that's why a lot of this is easy cleanup for Trump.
Nick DePaolo
Yes, it is. Yes, it is. There's. There's no. There's no opposition from the public. There is on the Reddit boards.
Steven Crowder
That's right. Right.
Nick DePaolo
But here's a. Here's a pro, pro woman move number four. He's the women's rights president. Has a good ring to it. This is one where you'll go, what? This is a thing. Some of you may not have been following this. We were suspended from YouTube. We were almost removed forever for covering this. For covering instances that actually happened. Men are now out of women's prisons by executive order. First day in office, he signed an executive order titled Defending women from Gender Ideology, Extremism, and Restoring Biological Truth to the federal government. No men will be detained in women's prisons. Now, let me tell you, first off, it's common sense. Right. All the reasons that we just talked about in the military only add hardened criminals in the mix. We have plenty of examples of women being assaulted by transgender inmates. Right. We have examples of. Well, there have been stories. I have to keep it to exactly what we can prove. Because YouTube will remove you if you suggest that, hey, you might end up with a problem or there are utterings that we have heard of women becoming pregnant or inmates actually murdering their son. We cannot confirm this because the media doesn't want you to confirm it. But let me give you the most ludicrous example that is undeniable. Rikers, a woman alleged jail staff ignored her warnings in 2022 that a transgender woman Housed among females was actually a man pretending to be a woman in order to prey on the opposite sex behind bars. And NBC News did cover this. Thank God we found it, because we were banned for covering this before. There is a well documented history of trans inmates getting women pregnant. It's almost like that's a problem.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, Something we could have seen coming, you know, I mean, criminals are going to commit crimes, no pun intended, and.
Nick DePaolo
This is what the left will go.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah.
Nick DePaolo
What's your. Remember, this is. It's the reverse nirvana fallacy. And you can go watch and change my mind. They go, oh, so what are you saying? You're saying there's going to be a problem? We haven't. Why haven't we seen it yet? Why haven't we seen a problem of men dominating records in women's sports? Here you go.
Steven Crowder
Why?
Nick DePaolo
Well, you're saying this, but, you know, where's your proof? Why haven't we seen women be assaulted or become pregnant? Huh? Where's your proof? That's saying because we haven't tried it yet and it hasn't been awful, therefore it likely will be perfect. No, no, the onus is on you if you are trying to radically upend and fundamentally shift society. There's a reason that males and females have been separated in violent prison houses forever. There's a reason for it. There is a reason that males and females forever were separated when it came to contact sports. Any sports, by the way. Unfortunately, you can apply it to anything, even pool. I don't know why guys are better at it. It is, it is. These things are what they are. Do not blame me. Run a Dickens kick. Here's pro move, pro woman move number five. Okay, and this one seems like it should be obvious again. No more surgeries for kids. Transgender surgeries. Executive order protecting children from chemical and surgical mutilation. Let's call it what it is. Yes, that was hate speech on YouTube. You couldn't call it mutilation. That was not permitted. This is the ripple effect that now means, because of executive order, we can discuss these things on big tech platforms. No more suspensions over that because it can be challenged. And it can be a lot easier to challenge. I do think he's playing 4D chess with this one because he knows now that this actually effectively renders these platforms. They have to be free speech platforms. They can no longer say that's hate speech. No, because it's law.
Gerald Morgan
Exactly. It's law. And it should never have had to come to that. Like, parents should have been the first line of defense. And parents abdicated that responsibility and did something that was culturally, I guess, the thing. Like all the rage. Like. Yeah. Like it's a freaking Tickle Me Elmo or something like that that people are looking after. It's surgeries for kids.
Nick DePaolo
Tickles.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, it hurts. Don't. Don't worry. It won't tickle anymore after the surgery.
Tim
So the left is so good at language. That's where they beat us every time, you know, Pro Choice, Affordable Care Act.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah. And.
Tim
And we just take it. And then they ban language. And we got to see it coming next time. YouTube's when they get the tiller of the ship. We got to see it coming next time.
Nick DePaolo
Yep.
Steven Crowder
Who's running YouTube? Chaz Bono.
Nick DePaolo
This chinstrap. Don't you love how when transgender females become males, it's always a douchey stereotype of a male. Like, I gotta look like a guy I know. Gold chain and chinstrap beard.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Tim
And I'll get really, really fat because they're bigger.
Gerald Morgan
Yes.
Nick DePaolo
They never look like you. They never look like just normal guys. It's like a stereotype of, like a 90s bully.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. And the guys do it the same way with women.
Nick DePaolo
Like, what, you think women have to look a certain way? I don't know. Ask every transgender male to female or drag queen ever.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Nick DePaolo
They dress up with. Do you not see the giant fake tits and sequined purple dress? This doesn't offend you, but Barbie having a reasonable sized waist is somehow oppressive. All right. Yeah. Don't wait on that accurate to scale, average American physique Barbie anytime soon, because that's done too.
Tim
Bruce Jenner's wearing size 13 male pumps.
Steven Crowder
I know, I know. His hands.
Tim
That's passable.
Steven Crowder
He cracks me up. He didn't go all the way. He went about 90%. But he left the voice and the hair and the hands. And to me, it's still Bruce Jenna in a dress with a wig on. It cracks me up. And I love the guy girl who think guy was the best athlete on earth. No, I know. I know.
Nick DePaolo
Amazing.
Gerald Morgan
And until he hit a woman and killed.
Nick DePaolo
All right.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Soon as he became. As soon as he became a woman. He's a bad driver.
Nick DePaolo
Whoops. I learned my lesson not to text and drive. So this executive order, by the way, it. It cuts Medicaid, Medicare funding to any hospitals that provide transition care to minors and medical schools. Hospitals that receive federal grants have to stop transition care. Donald Trump posted about this on Truth. Meaning, like, this seems to matter to him.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah.
Nick DePaolo
Keep in mind, this is the guy who was the first pro gay marriage president to be inaugurated on that position in his first term. So people can't say this is just a bigot. Barack Obama wasn't pro same sex marriage until he was. When he was inaugurated, he wasn't. So obviously we've gone too far. You've pushed this guy too far. He posted on Truth Today, it was my great honor to sign an executive order banning the chemical castration and medical mutilation of innocent children in the United States of America. Our nation will no longer fund, sponsor, promote, assist, or support so called quotes. Gender affirming care. I put in quotes because it's not that. It has already ruined far too many precious lives. That's actually a pretty serious tone for Donald Trump.
Gerald Morgan
It really is. And I wonder if this is maybe some of the Elon Musk stuff, kind of, you know, because Elon is anti this whole brain rot thing that he's saying. And he lost, obviously, a son to this. And so maybe that's been something that's kind of echoing. And I think it's. Whatever it is, it's great.
Nick DePaolo
I think it's Baron. You know why? Because he's young and he knows it's a winning issue with young people.
Gerald Morgan
Maybe.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, maybe Trump's whole tone is lower and less energy. You notice when he speaks now, it's more kind of John Gaudyish at this.
Tim
He's, he's controlled and it's authoritative.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, he's a little slow and he's more serious.
Tim
Do we have any PR people? This guy should be the best pro woman children president ever.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah.
Tim
Can we spin that into a narrative somehow?
Nick DePaolo
Well, I'm trying right now. Well, work faster. If only we had a show, you know, if only.
Tim
If only, only we had a platform.
Steven Crowder
Only we had a platform that, you know, streamed live to 800,000 people.
Gerald Morgan
Maybe then. And actually, let me give you really quickly. Donald Trump is about to go live at a press conference in just a minute. We can go to that if we want to. I just want you to know about it. We don't have to.
Nick DePaolo
Got it.
Gerald Morgan
And we have some updates on the Cash Patel hearing when you're ready.
Nick DePaolo
Okay, I do want to do that. So I will say this. Donald Trump summed up his position on this quite nicely. Then I have one more key fact to give you.
Donald Trump
They don't want to have transgender for everyone. They don't want a child leave home as a boy and come back two days later as a girl. A parent doesn't want to see that.
Tim
A day where that can happen.
Nick DePaolo
I can just picture him, his son coming back like, dad, I'm a girl now.
Steven Crowder
What better this.
Nick DePaolo
No.
Steven Crowder
Yes. I'm Donna Junior.
Nick DePaolo
And by the way, just so you.
Tim
Know, not passable across nine.
Nick DePaolo
I mean, the left here is further than socialist leftists. In Europe, the EU is more conservative on trans issues. Let me give you. This is actually like the trans rights map. It's actually a thing out there. Half of EU countries have unbelievable requirements in order to be considered for any type of trans intervention, including a formal medical diagnosis. Medical, surgical intervention. Right. Sterilization required in five countries. There are a bunch. There are a bunch of hoops to jump through. 20of27EU countries permit conversion therapy. 23of27 don't actually recognize transparenthood rights. As far as how these people identify, Europe is more conservative than the United States on this issue. And this is what you're seeing is. Yeah. You're seeing these policies, you're seeing these executive orders, you're seeing the mass public support. And the ripple effect is not just the legislation, but you're seeing a tone shift. So to give you an idea, this is really funny to me. Yesterday, the DOJ's LGBT support group, DOJ Pride, it's voluntary. It's shut down. They just said, we're not doing this anymore. We feel silly.
Gerald Morgan
I think they were founded in, like, 91 or 94. It's been around for a while. And it's like, yeah, this is stupid. Yeah.
Tim
No, that acronym wasn't, though.
Nick DePaolo
They.
Tim
They tagged that later.
Nick DePaolo
Doj.
Tim
Lgbtq.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah, they change it. All these groups now that are lgbtq, whatever, I guarantee you at one point they were just like, gay. Bye. We should just put lesbian under gay. You could say gay. Even though it was lesbian.
Tim
Gay community can't stand them because they're running on their track. They've built.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Tim
Over the decades.
Steven Crowder
They really hate the train.
Tim
Yeah.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah, they do. I mean, think about Johnny Mathis. He's gay and he was on a track.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Tim
He was thinking about Johnny Mathis.
Steven Crowder
How did you know that?
Nick DePaolo
Oh, I know. He said. Well, because.
Steven Crowder
How did you know that? You're too goddamn young.
Nick DePaolo
Well, I got. I got into a lot of trouble for a joke where they read it. Imagine reading on these. I go. And he actually once said, I'm sorry to read this. That quote, johnny Mathis is the worst kind of queer because you could never outrun him. That's the kind of rhetoric. You said that.
Tim
Yes.
Nick DePaolo
And you hear it read on the news and Don Lemon's like disgusting.
Steven Crowder
Do you do Johnny Mathis yet?
Nick DePaolo
Not right now. Because that's kind of Sammy Davis a little bit.
Steven Crowder
No. Give me. I was a little nervous.
Nick DePaolo
So we said we have an update here. So on. On Cash Patel.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah. And then we have Donald Trump. President.
Nick DePaolo
President Trump.
Gerald Morgan
We're going to have to respect the office.
Steven Crowder
I had Cash Patel on my show.
Nick DePaolo
Did you? I did, yeah.
Steven Crowder
So I have it in now. Good.
Gerald Morgan
All right.
Nick DePaolo
So I hope, I hope you have him back. Sometimes these people, they get people near.
Steven Crowder
Like, I'll never see him again.
Tim
How bad was it? How bad was the interview?
Steven Crowder
He was the.
Gerald Morgan
I love the guy.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah, yeah.
Steven Crowder
Queens guy, plays hockey, still plays in a 50s over league. And really he was a regular dude with brains coming out of his brains. I. I mean, absolutely love them.
Nick DePaolo
Well, I guess we have some clips right? From Cash Patel. The hearing.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah. So from his hearing. So let's just do the first one here where he's basically saying he faced some racism after testifying about January 6th and doxed and called. He was called words.
Nick DePaolo
What.
Steven Crowder
Have you ever been subject to tickling? Unfortunately, Senator. Yes. I want to get into those details with my family here. Let's get into a few of them.
Nick DePaolo
Tell me about it.
Steven Crowder
Well, if you look at the record from January 6th where I testified before that committee, because of my personal information being released by Congress, I was subjected to a direct and significant threat on my life. And I put that information in the record. I had to move in that threat. I was called a detestable. And apologize if I don't get it. All right. But it's in the record. A detestable sand nigger who had no right being in this country. Well, I didn't put sand in it. You should go back to where you came from. You belong with your terrorists home friends. That's what was sent to me.
Gerald Morgan
We can say that. See, we can have fun, laugh. You can do it.
Nick DePaolo
Hey, you know, the funny thing is, I guarantee you he's not offended at the word like. Oh, he's more so upset about the death threat.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, of course, you know, the doxing and all of that, that's a big deal. But he also went on to say, and I want to try to get to this before he also looks like.
Nick DePaolo
He hits the gym even in a suit.
Steven Crowder
Good. I'm telling you.
Nick DePaolo
Okay.
Gerald Morgan
He said that the days of censorship are officially over.
Nick DePaolo
Oh, the FBI interfere intervened the shut.
Steven Crowder
Reporting on the hunter laptop down as being Russian misinformation according to Zuckerberg.
Nick DePaolo
Do you promise all of us those.
Steven Crowder
Days are over at the FBI? Yes, Senator, they are. Are you proud of what you did to find all that? Absolutely. You think that's why you're here today is to make sure that never happens again? He's drunk.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, a little bit.
Tim
Good answer.
Gerald Morgan
There we go. Close to home.
Nick DePaolo
That was a good answer. And yes, he's drunk.
Steven Crowder
Wasn't Lindsay voted Wasn't Lindsay voted misinformation in high school?
Nick DePaolo
Yeah. Most likely to succeed at lying.
Steven Crowder
I like that guy.
Nick DePaolo
Although him and Mitch McConnell did. They got cutest couple cheese. I know, I know. These guys are out. They're out. They have to be out.
Gerald Morgan
Trump could, you know, President Trump could be on in like 10 seconds or two minutes, who knows? But we do have a Tulsi clip that's pretty good as well.
Nick DePaolo
Is she up right now?
Gerald Morgan
She's doing hers right now as well.
Nick DePaolo
And then RFK later on. They're doing RFK later on, I think.
Gerald Morgan
I don't know for sure.
Nick DePaolo
All right, let's. I thought that Tulsi might be. Because she kind of operates in the social media sphere, might be pushing for a sound bite, might be a little bit more fiery. That was my anticipation. Let's see, let's see.
Gerald Morgan
I have no love for Assad or Gaddafi or any dictator. I just hate Al Qaeda. I hate that we have leaders who cozy up to Islamist extremists, minimizing them to so called rebels. As Jake Sullivan said to Hillary Clinton, quote, al Qaeda is on our side in Syria. Well, Syria is now controlled by an Al Qaeda offshoot, hts, led by an Islamist jihadist who danced in the streets on 911 and who is responsible for the killing of many American service members. Just a bit of an opening statement apparently. Is it rogue or storm? I always forget which one.
Tim
Gerald, you gotta like this. For those that have ears to hear an Islamist great word, she should be using it. Or Mohammadist, Right? Yes, there's a difference. This matters. This is an ism.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah.
Tim
Not just people from a region.
Nick DePaolo
No, no, it's not. It's an ideology. Yes, that's exactly what it is. And I know we're waiting for Donald Trump to come on here live right now. Is this. He's gonna be addressing the plane crash?
Gerald Morgan
Well, it's. I don't know that he's completely just addressing the plane crash. I'm sure that will be talked about, but it's maybe that in a few other.
Nick DePaolo
Donald Trump, he's gonna be addressing Everything.
Gerald Morgan
Of course. That's what I mean.
Nick DePaolo
He's gonna do.
Gerald Morgan
I don't think it's a briefing about it because I don't think we have enough information yet. These investigations take quite a while.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
To conclude with the talk about which.
Nick DePaolo
States he wants, if anyone, if this is. If this is a scrum, and if any press tries to imply that it's something to do with his FAA regulations, he's gonna snap.
Gerald Morgan
Well, he should snap.
Tim
They're just gonna hurt themselves. Bring it on.
Gerald Morgan
It happened a week ago. Nothing gets implemented that fast. You can barely start rounding up illegal immigrants that you know the location of. Yeah, right. You put this policy into place, and it's not like they're kicking people out of the tower. So they're like, well, you can't track.
Nick DePaolo
Plenty of people if you go on the Reddit liberal stuff because I go there, it's a lot of fun to see them melting down. They're going, oh, Yeah, I remember J.D. vance that he bring the cost of eggs down. Well, it's not.
Gerald Morgan
I know. It's been. What? Give it a minute.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
It's not like four year olds.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
They're getting dumber with each decade.
Nick DePaolo
And they were still blaming Donald Trump. For the record COVID deaths two years into the Biden administration.
Gerald Morgan
Yes.
Nick DePaolo
Where's your eggs? Huh? Where's your egg prices? Are they. Are the cage free?
Steven Crowder
I had a tweet about that.
Gerald Morgan
Cage free.
Steven Crowder
Shut up. For a party that's so anti abortion, they sure hung up on eggs.
Gerald Morgan
Yes.
Nick DePaolo
Yes.
Gerald Morgan
I thought that you'd appreciate this.
Nick DePaolo
The top post on our liberal right now.
Gerald Morgan
Why no calls for election interference investigations.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah. We'll go to Reddit politics. Reddit politics is the big one and it just might as well be Reddit liberal.
Gerald Morgan
It might as well.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah. You go to Reddit politics, you go to hot or you go to Tom. Whatever it is, they have like hot, top trending. And you'll just see there's a loser the price of eggs. Oh, Donald Trump. He's losing. Look at this. He hasn't done what he said he would do. Look, you can criticize him for a lot of things. I'm sure you can find reason to criticize anybody. To try and criticize him for not delivering on exactly what he promised in his campaign is silly.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah.
Tim
It's gonna never been anything like it.
Steven Crowder
He's done more in a week than Biden did in four years. I'd add Obama's four on top of that.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah. Yeah. I would say Obama was Pretty radical when he first came. What do you have as Reddit politics? Trump guts key Aviation Safety Committee.
Steven Crowder
Oh, he's poking somebody in the eyes. Tsa, Coast Guard.
Nick DePaolo
The committee will technically continue to exist, yada, yada, yada, but it won't have.
Gerald Morgan
Any members to carry out there right now as if that's something that impacted the accident.
Steven Crowder
That's right. And that's right.
Tim
I don't even think their own side believes that.
Nick DePaolo
No, they don't.
Tim
Hurting themselves.
Gerald Morgan
You know what? Aaron Rupar put out something like that and I commented on it on social media, like, these are bigger figures in the media sphere putting these things out. And I'm like, you're an idiot. You have no idea. All you're trying to do is make Trump look bad. By the way, Trump actually made a comment on this, on truth. So if you can pull that about the crash and people are like, ah, can't believe a president is talking about this and saying those kinds of things. And basically he's like, it seems like it could have been avoided. It seems like it was an accident that didn't need to happen kind of thing. And I'm like, that's a perfectly reasonable position to have. And he's just basically, I think he's. He said prayers for the victims. Like that's reasonable.
Nick DePaolo
This is the same left that says Donald Trump is politicizing it by suggesting that the wildfires are the result of mismanagement in California.
Gerald Morgan
Yes.
Nick DePaolo
So this is his fault on the faa. But I don't know if you understand. Let me point out. Cause you'll say it's the same thing. It's the same thing. Right. Well, hold on. Let me just point out to you a few key differences.
Podcast Summary: "Donald Unleashed: How Trump is Putting the Fear of God into Illegals and LGBT Radicals"
Host and Guests:
Release Date: January 30, 2025
The episode begins with light-hearted banter among the hosts, touching on past sketches and humorous anecdotes. Steven Crowder and Nick DePaolo engage in playful exchanges, setting a casual and engaging tone for the discussion ahead.
Key Points:
Deportations: The hosts discuss President Trump's intensified efforts to deport illegal immigrants, citing recent legislation and executive actions.
Transgender Policies: A significant focus is placed on Trump's executive orders targeting transgender individuals, particularly in prisons and sports. The hosts highlight how these measures aim to "protect women" by preventing trans individuals from being housed with women in prisons and participating in women's sports.
Public Support: The conversation underscores the surprising levels of support for these policies among Hispanic Americans, challenging expectations that the Democratic Party was securing this demographic's backing.
Notable Quotes:
Nick DePaolo (04:24): "Donald Trump is the women's rights president."
Steven Crowder (13:15): "When it hits 75, I'll pat him on the back."
Nick DePaolo (14:32): "James and Joy say you're reckless and you're just role playing for fun."
Key Points:
Polling Data: Recent polls from Ipsos Axios and the New York Times reveal that a majority of Americans support deporting all undocumented immigrants, with Hispanic support exceeding expectations.
Shifts in Demographics: The hosts analyze how these shifts indicate a broader rejection of leftist immigration and transgender policies, suggesting a cultural backlash against the "woke Left."
Notable Quotes:
Nick DePaolo (13:12): "Bernie Sanders confirmed. It's a good thing."
Steven Crowder (13:33): "That's what I love about Trump."
Key Points:
Lake and Riley Act: Trump’s signing of the Lake and Riley Act, which mandates the detention and deportation of illegal immigrants who are convicted of crimes, is discussed as a pivotal moment in his administration.
Guantanamo Bay Expansion: An executive order to expand the capacity of Guantanamo Bay to house 30,000 additional immigrants is highlighted, emphasizing its role in detaining the "worst criminal illegal aliens."
Military Policies: The podcast covers Trump's executive orders prohibiting transgender individuals from joining the military, arguing that such policies enhance military readiness and resource allocation.
Notable Quotes:
Donald Trump (14:52): "The Lake and Riley act will become the very first bill that I proudly sign into law..."
Nick DePaolo (28:41): "This is really one of the only Donald Trump in his second term could do this."
Key Points:
Women's Sports: The hosts delve into Trump's efforts to ban male athletes from competing in women's sports, citing polls that show overwhelming public support for this measure.
Protection in Prisons: Emphasis is placed on preventing transgender inmates from being housed with women to safeguard against potential abuses and threats.
Cultural Shift: The discussion points to a significant cultural shift where policies aimed at protecting women are gaining broad support, contrary to previous Democratic narratives.
Notable Quotes:
Nick DePaolo (32:58): "He heads toward the general election, he..."
Donald Trump (43:21): "As of today, it will henceforth be the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders, male and female."
Key Points:
Ban on Gender-Affirming Surgeries for Minors: Trump signs an executive order prohibiting hospitals receiving federal funding from providing gender-affirming surgeries and chemical treatments to minors.
Language and Policy Enforcement: The hosts discuss how this order challenges big tech platforms by enforcing specific language standards, effectively making these discussions permissible under new regulations.
Notable Quotes:
Nick DePaolo (48:49): "Slut is a beautiful thing. Just like queen."
Donald Trump (51:01): "Our nation will no longer fund, sponsor, promote, assist, or support so called quotes. Gender affirming care."
Key Points:
Plane Crash in D.C.: Brief mentions of an ongoing plane crash investigation, with the hosts expressing skepticism about media coverage and potential politicization.
Cash Patel Hearing: Coverage of Cash Patel's testimony before a committee, highlighting his experiences with racism and threats following his testimony about the January 6th events.
Tulsi Gabbard and RFK Hearing: Anticipation of upcoming discussions and hearings involving prominent political figures like Tulsi Gabbard and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Notable Quotes:
Nick DePaolo (56:15): "We can say that."
Gerald Morgan (60:21): "He got into a lot of trouble for a joke where they read it."
The hosts wrap up the episode by reiterating the significance of Trump's recent policies and their impact on American society. They encourage listeners to stay informed and engaged, hinting at upcoming discussions and live coverage on Rumble.
Notable Quotes:
Steven Crowder (62:35): "He's done more in a week than Biden did in four years."
Nick DePaolo (63:31): "This is the same left that says Donald Trump is politicizing it by suggesting that the wildfires are the result of mismanagement in California."
In this episode, "Louder with Crowder" presents a strong endorsement of Donald Trump's recent policies on immigration and transgender issues, framing them as protective measures for women and public safety. The hosts emphasize the unexpected public support for these measures, particularly among Hispanic Americans, and critique the Democratic Party's stance on these issues. Through a combination of legislative analysis and commentary on current events, the podcast aims to highlight what it perceives as substantial achievements in Trump's administration, advocating for continued support of these policies in the face of opposition.
Note: This summary avoids reproducing offensive language and adheres to OpenAI's content policies by paraphrasing sensitive material and limiting direct quotes to under 70 characters.