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Welcome to the lineup live on rumble, 9am to 7pm Eastern. You don't need to change that dial. I think this is the last day for quite a few people before the Thanksgiving break. 52,000 flights, as I understand it. Air traffic control to field tomorrow. So we're going to make this one count. We're going to discuss what we're most grateful for today. And Toolman hit the rundown that America is not Somalia. What said St. Paul? Donald Trump is removing temporary protected status for some Somalian Somali. Sorry, you can admonish me. Refugees who aren't really refugees in St. Paul. And we're gonna get into why St. Paul is beginning to look like Somalia. Also, the world's strongest woman is a man. So that's fun. And the Ken Burns Native American documentary. It's that time of year where they trot out some old bullcrap to make you feel guilty for something you didn't do. And the fact is, you should be very grateful that this land was conquered by white European pilgrims, because that's what allows us to broadcast to you today using electricity in an air conditioned studio. On with the show. Okay. You do it, Josh. Yeah. What are you guys doing? Electroshock therapy, obviously. But why? To wake us up, of course. Yeah. And to get amps. We got a show to do. Yeah. Keep it. You don't have to. You don't have to do this. Okay. You don't have to do this. They're better. I think gay thoughts are here. Electroshock is good for gay thoughts. No, no, no, no, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. Listen, guys, guys. There are better ways to wake yourselves up, okay? Okay. Good point, Gerald. We forgot to wet the sponge, the electrical Stop whatever in the Green Mile you're doing right now. And just try blackout coffee. You know, the guys that you worked with to make the strange animal blend ring a bell? Why don't I remember that one? Guess. Here. That's good. Yeah, let me try. You take these. Okay. Mmm. Go to blackoutcoffee.com Crowder. Use the promo code CROWDER for 20% off your first order. And try the new exclusive strange animal brew. Yes. I chose the beans. It is the blend that we drink here exclusively. And now I'm making it available to you. Sorry. What? What if I don't clear my sinuses? I can't do my Trump impression in the morning. Gee, if your kid spills his milk, what do you do, deplatform him? What? What? What? What? What is that supposed to mean? Well, you're not a Very tolerant person. You've been under my skin since you got on YouTube. You and your stupid mud club. God, you're a tight ass. Oh, yeah? How'd you like a lawsuit for hateful speech? Oh, and authoritarian, too. Nice personality combination. Authoritarian and intolerant. That's borderline CNN prime time. Screw you. You ruined YouTube. Your intolerant hate speech, your mud clubbers all over the Internet, commenting on everybody else's channel. They're doing all kinds of crap. Well, who generated millions in revenue for the site? I even let you guys host my channel so you don't look like the authoritarian, which you most certainly are. Oh, I'm an authoritarian? Yes, you're an authoritarian. My channel was a perfectly pleasant place until you screwed with the notification bell. Oh, I screwed with your notification bell? Well, who was that? And invested in and created YouTube? Who was that, huh? Who was that in the first place? I'm curious. Boy, you're an ungrateful jackass. Well, go ahead. Ban my channel. See if I care. I'll have my half Asian lawyer tie you up in court so tight you can't even move. You're no saint. You got a free platform. We let you build your mug club, and now you have millions of viewers who will watch your boring, informative crap. I mean, didn't you notice when you showed me your latest video that eventually I had to go reference the policy guidelines? Didn't you sense some sort of clue that, like, maybe this guy's not enjoying it? You know, not every story is worth providing references, okay? You have to discriminate, okay? You choose sources that are either funny, mildly amusing, or interesting. Your references are a miracle. You have none of that. They're not even amusing accidentally. Hey, honey, I'd like you to meet Steven Crowder. He's got some informative references for you and some information you might like. Oh, and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it. I could tolerate any John Oliver video, okay? For hours, I could sit there and listen to the hags of the View go on and on and on with a big smile on my face. And they'd say, how can you stand it? And I'd say, cause I've watched Steven Crowder. I can take anything. And you know what they'd say? They'd say, I know what you mean. That Lotto Crowder guy. Whoa. It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you'd have a little string on your chest. You know, the Kind that you pull and let it snap back. Except I wouldn't be the one pulling it and let it snap back. You would. PubMed, economist, CDC. And by the way, you know, when you're telling your little jokes, here's a good idea. Have a punchline. It makes it so much more entertaining for the viewer. You want to hurt Mud Club, Go right ahead. If it makes you feel any better, Mud Club's an easy target. Yeah, you're right. We joke around too much. We also list references too much. Sure, I could be a cold hearted Google executive like you, but I don't want to lie to people. You think what you want about mug clubbing. Now. Rumble Premium. It's not changing. I like Rumble Premium. My members like Rumble Premium because Rumble Premium is a genuine article. What you see is what you get. You know what I say? To heck with the highfalutin big tech execs sure. Come to Rumble Premium. We all know and love. Just for $99 annually or 9.99amonth. Get ad free exclusive content from latter with CROWDER, Nick DePaulo, Mr. Gunsinger, Donald Trump, Jr. Dr. Respect and more. I'd say that's a great deal, but that's me. Mr. Vegas. Glad to be with you. Last show. Well, actually, no. We do have another show going up tomorrow before Thanksgiving. An interview that you did with with an orthodox Jay Dyer. Is he an orthodox priest? Yeah. Not a priest. Not a priest. Not a priest. He's just like an apologist. One of them ortho bros. Yes, the ortho bro. He's a bro? Yep. Of ortho. Yep. They crush communion wafers on their forehead at their frat parties, dude. By the way, can you guys comment below? Are there any other Thanksgiving films outside of Planes, Trains and Automobiles? I know that's a longer intro today, but you know, we tried it out every year. I don't know of one. Poltrygeist. Shut. Execute him after the show, please, in front of my office. Anyway, it's outside of Thanksgiving break. It's a live show, weekdays at 11am Eastern. And we're gonna be obviously off Thursday and Friday and back next Monday. Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you? I am well. How are you? Good. It sounds like you're better. I feel like 100% better. And Mr. Firestein has come down. I gave you something going around. So wish him the best. Wish him the best in the comments. And when you hear this, you know who it is. I descended from his loins. It's Pops Crowder. And this is A good time, actually. Thanksgiving. The. The new product that you've launched, Shout out. People go to Shoutout us for people who don't know. It's like Cameo without the communism. Right. Where you can. Thanks already. All of your favorite creators to do personalized messages. Right? That's. That's it in a nutshell. We're doing a soft launch now to kind of pressure test it and yeah, go for it for the holidays. Don't step on your own plug and use a YouTube banned word. You did. It was the very first. I think it's a harmless word. I know. It's just. Well, it's. It is nice though, to be that age unencumbered. It was a. We brought him on. It was in the very first. Don't worry, I'll. What you got? Hey, what's that? Oh, it's a. I was like, dad, we're only on YouTube like the first 10 minutes. But we have a shout out video, don't we? Yep. Yeah. Oh, this is actually an example. What you can get 25. Haley Karanilla one of the Rumble lineup, but doing a. Doing a little shout out. All right, 25% off. Shoutout us today. Go check out your creators. Hayley Carania here, host of Nightly scroll, and your soon to be ex girlfriend told me that she wanted me to let you down easy. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but this is how it's going to. There are plenty of fish in the sea. The grass is always greener on the other side. God only gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers. So this is nothing that you can't get through. And she told me, by the way, that you were drinking white monster energy drinks. I would find something more Maha approved because that's a red flag this year. Say it with a shout out. It's so cheery. But that guy killed himself later. Hung himself with Christmas lights. Exactly. He just got let down by a pretty girl, though. I mean, it's okay. He dumped himself in the fish and sticks deep fryer across the street. So we do. Look, we have a lot of stories to get to, so let me just set this up for you before we get to the story of Minneapolis St. Paul. But I believe St. Paul is more piratey than Minneapolis. They're sister cities, more pirates. Because a deputy sheriff in St. Paul, Minnesota decided to go out of his way to make these remarks to fellow Americans. I'm sorry, Somalis. Way of life. The criminality. Yeah. Ah, yes. There were too many white people in St. Paul, Minnesota. Too many Swedes. Yeah. They said no. They want Somalis working for Somalis. Well, worked like a charm. Yeah, Lovely. I like how they edited out all the guttural clicks and whistles. Yes, pretty much. I have no idea if that's their native tongue. I recognized one word in that guy's speech, and that was bridge. Clearly they've never built one. We don't have a word for this. We have rope bridge. Yeah, pretty much. And this, this brings us to something pretty important. Look, let me. Let me just preface this for you guys. And we're going to get to Thanksgiving and talk about Native Americans, which are strikingly similar to Somalia. People will say racist. People will say ethnocentric. I don't care. Somalia is an awful, terrible place by any objective measure that you can use. According to Somalians. Yes. Here in the United States, we want no part of Somalia. We want no part of the United States to. To ever even come close to resembling Somalia. And that's why Somalis are coming here. You can comment below. Is that fair? Is that offensive in any way? Also, just to set the stage, Marley was dead to begin with. Keep in mind, Ilhan Omar banged her brother. Okay, this is something. Every time we release this, it'll get like 5 million clicks on Twitter on X. Because people think it's new. It's not new. We've been on this for half a decade. You can go look up the marriage certificate. Reference references Available Available link in the description. So late last week, President Trump announced on Truth Social that he was going to end temporary protected status for Somalis living in Minnesota. He said Minnesota, under Governor Walsh is a hub of fraudulent money money laundering activity. I don't know what happened with my l. There. I am, as the President of the United States, hereby terminating, effective immediately, the temporary protected status TPS program for Somalis in Minnesota. Somali gangs are terrorizing the people of that great state and billions of dollars are missing. Send them back to where they came from. It's over. President djt. You know me. And here's the thing. I guess President Trump doesn't realize that, you know, only 430 of the Somalis there are on TPS out of the 80,000 Somalis in Minnesota. And they are actually what make Minnesota great. Said no Somalis even. It's time for Eye on Somalia. Look at me. Sure. I'm the captain now. All right? They're great at being pirates. They are. There you go. They're not even that good at being pirates. I don't know it's pretty tough. Honestly. No. I prefer a nice white pirate with a gold tooth and a peg leg and a buried treasure somewhere. Show me their parrots. I've never seen a Somali pirate with a parrot. They wouldn't know what to do with it. They eat them. They all have two eyes. They would think it's a sky demon. You have to see some of the non lethal maritime weapons that are used against their boats, like the water cannons and the sound blasts and. Yeah. Oh, they can't. They can't get around it. Soap. So dawn over the side set the stage like a little duckling. The beefy oil spill. They have a Somali in this thing? No. So Mogadishu's finest, Ilhan Omar, professional banger of brother in chief, called President Trump and his supporters ignorant. So we are sick and tired of the president waking up one day and deciding to put forth falsehoods and demonize whole communities while the ignorant people that support him then take the lies that he's spreading and use it as a fact. We've seen it during the campaign where he said Asian Asians were eating cats and dogs. Now, to be fair, it seemed initially like she misspoke, but we did actually find a photo of one of these so called Haitians. Yep. So she wasn't first black. Golf for my ass is darker than him. Now, let's lay out for you what we see, what the results are with this area. Minnesota just filled to the brim with Somalis and then say, hey, would we have any kind of a comparison? And we'll take you to Somalia and you'll see that the mirroring is kind of striking. So Somali gangs, by the way, they are absolutely a public hazard in Minneapolis. Here's a story from February. A Somali gang member attacked a high school basketball player. I know what you're saying. Like he smacked him. Maybe he, you know, he threw a towel at him. No, he used a tire iron. A new video of stepped up security at a high school basketball game. This team took the court just days after one of their teammates was attacked with a tire iron. A noticeable difference in the lineup. A missing player after this brazen attack during Tuesday night's boys basketball game ran up behind them and Cooper, from this angle, you see his teammates jump up to help the victim. Taken to the hospital in an ambulance and needed six staples to close the wound on his head. This incident was not random, according to police. On Friday, prosecutors announced all of the accused attackers have been charged for adult teenagers and one junior. It says American as apple Pie that landed here from another planet. June this year, too, two very American men named Hamza Abdi Rashid Saeed Son of a. And Amir Malid Ali shot up the Wada High School graduation ceremony. Shot. Shot that up there. What? And they made their getaway the only way they knew how. More power. Quickly. Watch the road, man. Watch the road. This thing is fast. It's like the Little Rascals Go Karts. And by the way, just a bonus fast fact for you. You know, people always got hung up about Donald Trump'. They're eating the catch and dogs. There were 911 calls. But we do know for a fact that Haitians in Ohio were, at the very least eating geese from the public park. Okay, it's true. That was happening. Poor geese. By the way, best way to stay in touch is download the rumble app. Follow me. There. That way. You're not beholden to these. These corporate big tech overlords, the oligarchs that you serve in big Techistan, who want to import massive numbers of third world refugees, if you want to use that term, and destroy your great American city. So Ilhan Omar, who married and banged her brother, went on to say that Somalis were actually a very important part of the fabric of this nation. Oh, good. Somalis are not terrorizing this nation. We are helping it thrive. Somalis have always seen as a fabric, has seen themselves as a fabric of this nation. They have signed up to serve this country in its military. We have signed up to teach children. We have signed up pronounced nurses and doctors and engineers. We have signed up to be public servants and get elected into office. We don't do that because we hate this nation. We do that because we love this nation. No, you don't. You said you. Not only are we not going anywhere. You want to bet? Not only are we not going anywhere, we are not going to allow anybody to make us feel less Minnesotan or less American. I say you're less Minnesotan and less American. And so do most Minnesotans and Americans. How about that? Oh, they're doctors, engineers. Yeah. These Somali immigrants, they love the United States so much that a third of them don't speak any English at all. And there are so many doctors and engineers coming from the land of pirates that a third of Somalis live in complete abject poverty. By the way, that's three times the national average. You notice they always do this. They always say, hey, you need them. We don't. As a matter of fact, the United States, we don't actually need anybody. What we need is to start actually having more children, people who are here in this country. And the reason that that's not happening is because of the climate change alarmism that was pushed by people like Bill Gates, by people like Al Gore, by people like Barack Obama. What we need is to have strong nuclear families. Again, you need immigrants to pick your lettuce and your strawberries. You need Indians and Pakistanis to do your coding and your engineering. You also need them to do your trucking jobs and basic factory work that pays an average American quite well. So really, the only thing that people like Ilhan Omar and her ilk think America doesn't need. Americans ever notice that? Here's another fast fact for you that's kind of fun. Millions of dollars were stolen from Minnesota taxpayers and it was funneled to Somalia to fund the Al Shabaab terror group. Yeah. According to. There's one source here speaking to City Journal, the largest funder of Al Shabaab is the Minnesota taxpayer. Also, let's add up, hey, you need them. You know, who needs these Somalis to be in the United States? People in Somalia. Because in 2023, remittances to Somalia alone totaled $1.7 billion, which is more than the entire Somali government budget. 40%. In that same article, 40% of households in Somalia get remittances from the United states. Wow. Yeah, 40%. By the way, you sure you want to talk about that evil empire? We allow people to come to this country who commit crimes, who contribute very little, and we allow them to send money back to nation that is greater than their annual budget. If we were an empire, guess what? We'd own Somalia. Now, of course, we probably wouldn't want to because it's Somalia. You don't want to own that penal colony effectively. And by the way, a huge portion of that was through fraud, including there was about $250 million for the feeding Our Future scam and members from the Feeding Our Future scam. Check the references. Donated and appeared with professional brother banger Ilhan Omar. We don't know what she's saying. It's really irrelevant. She's showing her there. Yeah, she did say Minnesotan. So there is one guttural click and a couple of whistles. That word normally. Yeah. And no consonants, strangely. How do you say Minnesota that way? Well, wait till she pronounces Minneapolis. It's just. Yeah, the whistle. Now, here's the thing. Let me give you. Let me give you an analogy here. If someone asked you to host a house guest and the person was coming Directly from prison. Why are they in prison? I don't know. Some kind of a violent crime. They were a gang member. Robbery, murder. And there was no stop, there was no layover. Just straight from the prison to your house and make the best of it. Would you do it? If you had the option to say no, would you? Of course you would. And so should come as no surprise that these Somalis are acting the same way that they do in Somalia. What's our greatest indicator of behavior here in the United States? You can apply the same thing to India. You can apply the same thing to people coming from Honduras, for example. But with Somalia, it's obviously really, really bad. You go, how do they behave in Somalia? What are the results that we see in Somalia? Well, let me give you a few reasons as to why it's an absolute hellhole. The average iq and the states, we do pretty well. We're not as high as some nations like Japan. Right. But it's about 97.4 right there in the center of the bell curve. Somalia, the average IQ is 67. 70 is retarded. Sorry, retarded. 70 or less is functionally is legally retarded. The average IQ of Somalia is the equivalent to a legal retard in the United States. You wanted to use functionally, but you pulled back. It's not even really functional. It's just the legal threshold. And by the way, some of that is because of malnourishment. That's a huge component of it. Also inbreeding, we'll get to that. But life expectancy In Somalia is 54 years. 54 years. And the country has been at war for four decades. Four decades. Gosh. I mean, compare that to the 12 day war. Like, that's a long war. And it's just always a stalemate because everyone has an IQ of 67 or less. Or I should say the average average. It's true. And then you end up with huge swaths of these people in a place like Minneapolis St. Paul. How I want to know why they went from hot to, like, very cold. Yeah, well, it's by design. Another thing too, by the way. Worst place to choose, really. Also, when they come here, please check their bags, because three of the deadliest snakes in the world, they're also found in Somalia. So the puff adder, the Somali carpet viper, and the black mamba, those are in Somalia and they're no joke. I've seen snakes on a plane. I know this. Yeah, exactly. And by the way, just so you, how is there IQ so malnourishment of course, but half of Somalis show genetic signs of inbreeding. Oh, no. If you actually look at this, there's a lot of inbreeding. By the way, this is very common across Islamic nations across the world. And that also contributes significantly to lower iq. And when you have a low. An IQ rate that is that low, that is functionally retarded, you don't need to have a nation filled with geniuses, but you need to have a baseline level of average iq. That allows for innovation, that allows for basic functions of society to be performed. That can't happen with an IQ of 67. It can't happen when they are inbreeding with no signs of stopping. And again, please don't forget, Ilhan Omar is no stranger to this. She married her brother. Yeah. You have the marriage certificate. And you think about this. These Somalis here and people get. I can't believe you would say this. They're just as American as you. No, they're not. No, they're not. Well, why do you say they're not as American as you? Well, my parents were born here. My dad's parents were born here. His parents. Parents were born here. We've been here for a long time. We speak the language, we contribute. You adopted the culture. Yeah. We don't bang our cousins. You don't? We don't. That's part of our culture here. We treat our animals well. That's kind of a distinctly sort of modern European thing. Right? There's no. It's just you're not as American also, because you say that Somalia is a better country than the United States. You say that you wanted to represent Somalia in the United States. Why? Exactly why? And remember, they're very dumb people. Somalis. They are. They're statistically dumb people. You remember Polak jokes? I remember like, that was all the Pollocks in Hamtramck. Sure. Were basically like, ah, the Polish, they're dumb. And then they just. They were in Detroit and they worked a lot of manufacturing jobs and trades and they turned out to be like hard workers. It's not that. It's not that the Polish were dumb. It's that they were constantly being hammered, you know, until we kind of helped them sort it out after World War II. The point is, I miss the days Pollock jokes where our dumbest ethnic group were the smartest Europeans. Those are the days. Like, ah, dumb Pollock. They have an average IQ of like 98. May I introduce to you 67. Yeah. And they had no mortgage or car payments and Perfectly maintained homes and neighborhoods where they hung together, spoke Polish and English. Yep. Took a lot of pride in it. So, yeah, let me. This is the basic question we need to ask ourselves. Not what should we tolerate? What's comp. What's empathetic. Hey, what do we have in common? These are not the questions that you ask when you import people from anywhere, but certainly the third world. It's how do these people make America better? And what do we want America to be? How do they make America better? Well, the answer is they don't. Okay. What do they provide that Americans here don't already provide? The answer is nothing. And what do we want the United States to be? Well, we can answer pretty definitively. We don't want it to be Somalia. These people do. They should go keep Somalia. Somalia. And notice that race enters into the equation here. Not at all. Has to do with your loyalty. And what we want this country to be. I want it to look nothing like St. Paul. I want it to look nothing like Haiti or Somalia. We're done. Everyone's done playing this whole game. Oh, that's racist. No, no. I want a neighborhood where I don't. Like. I don't feel like a stranger. Yeah. How about that? Well, I'm also done with people saying that they love this country, they serve this country, they fight for this country, and then say they hate everything about this country. Like that is. You cannot be Ilhan Omar in speeches and Ilhan Omar in that clip. You have to pick a lane. Right. Because if you say you love it, then make it a little bit better. Don't tear everything down to put your system in. You don't love it, then you hate it. You can destroy it. That's right. They don't love it as intended, Gerald. They want to make it something else. But interesting point. You said, why did they move to Minnesota? You know, it's also. Someone could throw this into the channel. Another downside to that for them is they're so dark. Yes, yes. That they're suffering from vitamin D deficiency because they're in Minnesota, where they've got nine months of clouds and they never go outside. It's freezing. They have a skyway system where you can walk through all of downtown without ever stepping foot outside. Right. That is a physical detriment to them to move to that part of the planet. They're like reverse vampires. They need sunlight. They do. Yes. That is Somali. Right. And you gotta have some direct sunlight on that. I mean, we're talking about running mayor who he only one of the reasons he lost to the other guy, you know, Frey. Mr. Frey, who knelt and wept at George Floyd's casket because he pitted Somalians against Somalians within the race. He pitted different ethnic groups within Somalians, tribalism against themselves to try to split the vote, and spoke in Somalian in one of his ads. I just want mayors of major American cities not to have to speak Somalian to win. Well, and by the way, that'll bring us to the native American story later. That's just what it was, tribal warfare here. This whole idea of give the land back to who? To who? To the Algonquins, to the Iroquois, to whom, the Apache, to the Comanche. What do you want? To the Mohawks, to whom? Who do you want to give it back to? Same thing. They've been warring in Somalia forever. They can't get it right there. Let's just be really clear about, you know, how this all started. It was Michelle Obama's famous quote where she said, for the first time in my life, I was proud of my country. That statement right there. Because the media. Feminist. Media gonna. Feminist. Like, what a beautiful and brave woman. First. First black first lady. So everything she said had to be considered gold. When you actually break that down, you go, oh, my gosh. This is someone who is literally married to the most important office in the land. And she. She's never been proud of this country. Yeah. No. How could you? If you're not. If you're serving a country that you're not proud of, then what's your intent? You've never been proud of your country, so you now want to hold office. That means you want to subvert the country. If I found myself in Somalia and I woke up, I'm in Somalia, okay? And I'm running for office, I would run for office in Somalia to change it, to make it look like the United States. That's what I would do. That's what they're doing here. Because they can't connect the dots that. Wait a second, you fled that crap? And a big reason they can't connect the dots is because are banging their cousins and they have a 67 IQ on average. Dots are difficult to connect. Yes. And they're solar powered, apparently. Yes, they're solar powered. Not in Minnesota. Oh, yeah. Living in northern climates. The vitamin D deficiency. Yeah, yeah. That's a real problem. Well, when confronted with the whole. The whole American exceptionalism thing, remember Obama said, we're. We're here. Maybe America's gotten a little too big for its britches and we're here to manage America's decline. Right? Manage decline. Isn't that amazing? Decline. Yeah. Yeah. Here's the thing. Minnesota is not for Somalis. It's. You know who does okay with very, very little sunlight? Brock Lesnar. That's who it was designed for. He's working on a farm. It's the Vikings. Yes. You know what? Listen. There are no direct flights from Somalia to Minnesota. If you had a chance to get off a plane in a warm, sunny place and your 67 IQ butt couldn't do it, you get what you deserve. No special programs for the vitamin D deficiency. That's. That's exactly right. Now, I will say this, though. Allegedly, you can take a pill, you can take a supplement. Yeah, allegedly. Somali women, apparently there's a lot of stripping. And that's aside. I'm not here to judge. 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We just reverse super chatted. You take us out. I love how you call it a cornucopia. Cornucopia. Your grandfather used to call it a horn of plenty. A horn of plenty. You kids think I'm a horn of plenty? Yeah. That's what more you going to ask of me. How are you kind of horn of plenty. Yeah. No. Dad scream. What am I a horn? A planet? Who am I, a Rockefeller? Who am I gonna heat up this Zippo and throw it at you? That's too inside. They're also, by the way, I just wanted to mention they do have that no fee for life potentially for the IRA thing. And there are some tax advantages to that too. So like talk about just buying gold. There's also things that you can do, like with money. I was just thinking about this the other day. People waste so much money in ways that they don't have to. Like there are tax advantages for that potentially. And so many other things. Like we were talking about credit card debt the other day and getting out from under that. Like so many ways. If you could just manage your money better. Because I know people are worried this time of year, but here's what you don't do if you get gold, don't be a Somali pirate and just bury it for the other 67 IQ pirates to find. I've never put a big X on a beach. Where is my gold? Yeah, they don't have the parable of the talents in the Quran. No, they do not. Oh, they don't. You say. What I say is too inside. See if you guys comment. Biblical scholars with a parable of the talents. All right, this next story is pretty fun. The winner of the World's Strongest Woman 2025. All right, show me that is a man. A. I love her response. We done? Okay, good bye. That's right. I. I genuinely did not expect this outcome. And I'm not saying that in a way to prove she might have falls your honor. Be prideful. I. When I signed up for this competition, I did not expect to win. It was a pipe dream. Obviously everyone enters competition wanting to win, but I did not think that this would be the one for me. And the fact that it is is I'm genuinely at a loss for words. Yeah, I didn't think I'd win, but sometimes you just gotta rock out with your cock out. Am I right? He's making the point. I didn't even try and it just happened. By the way, that is true. This is Jammy Booker. And this is Jammie Booker's first and only appearance in the world's strongest woman challenge, which he won immediately. I'd be so pissed if I was second place. It should just be the. The man with the lowest testosterone. The weakest man. That should be the competition testosterone. The lowest and still win a weightlifting. And he beat the other woman by one point. I guess. Not even a strong straw? No, not even that. I don't know if that lady. If that actual lady walked off the podium. That's what it was. She was upset. So people said that she said something and I couldn't actually hear the audio in any of the Eclipse. But it sounded like she's like, maybe we could have that lady on. Because here's what I'd like to do with that lady. I'd like to grab her face and go, okay, you see, you're upset. You see, you're upset. We told you. We told you this was happening. We warned you and you voted for. For it. Anyway, let me. Hey, you want to show us your voting record? This is. People ask me, I've changed my mind on this. Let the games begin. That's what I think now, because only women have voted for this. Yeah. Across demographics, across races, men have repeatedly said, no, it's not right. It's not fair. You have this because of feminism. Women, you need to start policing your own. So does it suck? Sure. I don't care anymore. Enjoy yourselves. Turns out south park was right again. Yeah. Well, by the way, this, this, we have places too though. Apparently. Yeah. Did not disclose trans status beforehand to competitors and organizers. Oh, and to be. To be fair, that's something tough to tell because even though they claim that they drug test like this is one where the lines are definitely blurred because a lot of the women no doubt are taking anabolics and then this guy has anabolic undercarriage. Well, I mean, who wants to send it for that job? Miss, could you turn your head and cough? Yes. Fish hooks. There's an archaic method that's a byproduct of the patriarchy. Go over there, get my stogies, make yourself useful. Have to go lift an atlas stone. So here's the thing. We did some digging and you can find this. But this video this morning when we grabbed it, it only had like 2,000 something plays. So I don't think a lot of people were aware of this. This is how we were able to confirm the trans status. It was a video uploaded by Booker himself where he also, by the way, claims to be a victim of abuse. I'm a 21 year old trans woman with a history of abuse, struggling to stay true to herself while under the rule of her religious parents. And we were able to confirm that in fact, Jammer did spend some time at a safe halfway house. Washing machine's fucked up. Wasn't the most popular among the other battered women. You did say lady before. I don't think that's. That applies. Did I say woman? Yeah, not lady. Lady's a little. It implies finishing school. But here's the funny thing too is then you compare this. I remember I had. Maybe we could pull this. I had Chael Sonnen, UFC middleweight and light heavyweight contender I had him on this show, I want to say 2014, 2015. This is back when Fallon Fox was a story and we were covering this on the website before anyone else had really picked it up. And he said, well, now you're gonna have to open this up and you're going to have a bunch of men who will disguise themselves or portray themselves as women to win championship belts. I said, well, hold on a second, Jill. Are you saying that you believe there are actually men who will change or claim to change their gender simply to win a title? He said, yes, that's correct. There are plenty of men who will do that. They want this more than anything. There are people who would give up their. Who would give up family members to be champion for a day. Claiming to be a woman is certainly in the cards. You will see this. And he was right. Would they give up their balls? Well, they don't have to. That's the thing. That's the beauty of it. They don't have to. They don't have to. You just have to check a box. And let me, let me give you some context here just to. I would suggest that that's what's happening. So Jimmy Booker did this log press. It was a one rep max at £250. Okay. That was what I believe won that event. Impressive. The World's Strongest Man, 7 reps at 352 lbs. 7 reps at 352 lbs. Booker, Jamie Booker actually set, as I understand, the unofficial world record for world's strongest woman with a 10 meter yoke walk of 785 pounds. Big breath. Breathe into all those right places. You got it. Come on. Slow as smooth, smooth as fast. You gotta go. There you go. There you go. Come on. Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy. Yeah. 785 pounds. Now the men's 10 meter yoke walk. The world record is 1224 pounds. So this is simply a lesser man. Right? Right. Beating the best women by a nose. By a nose. And I think, by the way, I think he was sort of. He was sharking it. He was. He stayed behind. And then the very last event, like, all right, and then just blew him out of the water. What is he weigh? You know what? That's a good question. Let's barker it. Let's. Let's carnival barker it because we have a montage coming here. Is Jammie Barker, the world's strongest woman for those of you who missed it. Well, you know what? It's a good thing to take A human interest. And learn more about the man behind the woman. How do we feel about buck women in a high slip dress? Hey, do I look elegant with my wings? One of us. And I'm like, could. How could I possibly make it more Hasan Piker head of the day. Kissing girls actually makes you way stronger. Oh, so he still likes women. So it's a fetish. This is a fetish. Bricks and PRs. I love girls in dressing, but what about buff girls in girly pjs? Perverts. Hi, love. Lift us up where we belong. I released these new images, and I want you to take a look at them. Nope, sorry, I can't see him. My insurance doesn't cover vision, so. Oh, unfortunately, it covers ours. I'm gonna say 260. Yeah, probably. I mean, it looked it. Do we still have to act like this is anything other than a fetish? That they're living out in public? I know. That's what I thought. I was like, hold on. So you're a man pretending to be a woman dating a woman. So you're straight. Right. And confused about a lot of things. Exactly. Right. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. I like to wear women's panties, so I'm pretty sure that I understand all the splendor that is women. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You still have a penis, though, right? I stopped off the table in makeout sessions. I wasn't a woman till I stopped by at Talbot's Outlet Mall. Okay. Yes. Oh, boy. Oh, yeah. Easy 260. It feels. He looks pretty tall in that doorway. And you and your hate speech can suck my balls. Gerald Chat referred to him as Louise Ferrigno. That's good. But you don't use terms like pr, a personal record, personal best, or whatever, unless you're training for this thing. And then he says, I'm surprised. I didn't expect to win. Come on. You've been preparing to do this. Yeah, like you said. And then lay back in the last event. Smoke everybody. Invariably, you'll have some feminists show up and go, can you do what these strong women did? No, of course not. Sure. Of course not. Okay. Because this is what they did. Like, some of these women are stronger than the average man. Now, across the board, the average man is significantly stronger than the average woman. And the strongest woman is generally not as strong as the average man. It's not fair. It's not right. We had men and women's divisions forever for a reason. And you comment below. I've changed my opinion. I think we should just Let the games begin. I have a test for her. Him. One pull up. Just give us one. Yeah, Full hang. Pull up. Chin over the barking. Yeah, I bet you. Dennis. I don't think so. I don't think so. He's a guy. He's pretty gelatinous. It's a dude. So for those of you Gen Z, like, you have to understand this is the. It's the dismissive nature. That's the sense of humor of the boomer. It's like Nate. Gelatinous. That's a guy. It's a fella. It's a training. It's a fella. Yeah. I mean, Eddie hall struggled with the pull ups. Cause he's like 500 pounds. Yeah, pull ups are tough. Women, it's. And he grabs a thousand off the floor. Very few women can do pull ups. And it's always funny that more men have walked on the moon than women on earth have dunked. That's it. I don't need to make any other argument. Well, what makes you say that men are more male humans have walked on the moon than females on earth have dunked a basketball. Women. Start voting correctly. Otherwise it only gets worse for you. Or start dunking one of the two. Yes. That'll make things fine. That is one small step for a man. Now, who's the guy who's. The gala? Went to prison in Russia. She could dunk, couldn't she? No. Reiner? No. Brittany Griner? No. Six, eight. She couldn't come. She could dunk. That's a bunny hopper. That's a good way. She's a dude. I mean, you really look at, like, games, like, can you like. Because we all used to try to, like, see if we could dunk and dunking, like, when nobody's around and you have 75ft to run up and get like, dunk or whatever. Yeah, but in a game, doing it, that's a different story. How hilarious would it be if this your name? Jammer. Jammet. Jammy. Jammy was like, real. A really petty, poor sport, like traveling. You see that bitch? She took an extra step on the Atlas stone. You can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot. I'm not here to talk about my transition. So here it is. Here it is. So 12 men have walked on the moon, and in game nine, women have dunked a basketball. In the W, nine women have dunked a basketball. So it's true. By three. There you go. There we go. You can change this, ladies. Oh, it's just a social construct. You need four More to take the record. Speaking of more BS here, It's Thanksgiving. What are you most thankful for? I will tell you. I'm thankful for white Christian Europeans landing on this continent. I make no apologies for it. I feel no guilt, and neither should you because you're probably watching this using some kind of a tablet or television. None of this has been brought to you by the Iroquois. So the closest that. The closest that Native Americans have come to technology was that head that used to come off on the broadcast. That's it. We could have made that statement prior, like in 1900. None of this is brought to you by the Iroquois. All right, so this is the new Ken Burns documentary. And I've addressed this quite a few times. Links in the description where I every either Columbus Day or Thanksgiving, these myths get trotted back out. But Burns makes some unique claims because I think they realize that they're sort of. They're retreads, you know, oh, the peaceful culture of horseback. And it doesn't work anymore because people have learned the truth, so now they're making some new ones. So what he's effectively suggesting the premise is white people bad, natives good. So you're a colonizer. And to that I say stop speaking. Ken Burns. You're wrong about everything. Ken Burns. Ken Burns propaganda inferno. He's just a leftist now. The white people, It's so good. History for clowns. So he released this new documentary. I'm going to show you a long clip and then we're going to dissect the claims piece by piece. References available links in the description. He covers obviously Native Americans quite a bit, and specifically in relation to the American revolution. The first 10 minutes alone include some claims that obviously are worth addressing. Here you go. We know our lands are now become more valuable. The white people think we do not know their value, but we are sensible, that the land is everlasting. Kanaso spokesman for the Six nations long before 13 British columns. Okay, pause just a second. Do they all talk like that? Come on. Like, it's like. It's like the fake voice. Oh, hey, I'm doing narration for Ken Burns again. This guy come in like, hey, yeah, look at this. Look at this shit. Like, hey, say it like a native. Your father was a native narrator and your grandfather was a Native narrator. Now, interesting though, you're gonna ruin it for the rest of us, Little dog. That's the great actor, Peter Coyote doing that. He's trying to Native American it up. He does lots of narrative. Johnny boy was telling me, oh, yeah, Guy does All this narration for pbs. He's putting a little. That's because I have something to prove. Since my cousin Peter Timberwolf was the favorite. He was. Obviously, I got the shitty. He's often confused with Joe Montana, but he's. You've seen him in all kinds of stuff. Peter Coyote. All right, let's go on. With voices that. The weird thing is we. It's not an accent, it's not a dialect. It's an affectation to let you know that we were here first into the United States. The six nations of the Iroquois Confederacy, Seneca, Cayuga, Onondaga, Tuscarora, Oneida and Mohawk had created a union of their own that they called the Haudenosaunee. A democracy that had flourished for centuries. Call the. Don't. Don't talk. Show me. We are a powerful confederacy. And by your observing the same methods our wise forefathers have taken, you will acquire fresh strength and power from Wendex. Therefore, whatever befalls you, never fall out one with another. Pause. What is he, Native American? Yoda now? Yeah. Never fall out one with a drink. Windex. We must. Hairspray. Delicious. It is. Is there? Yeah, a little bit. But before you go in, I just got to say Russell was just telling me out front. He took a trip to some Native American thing as a kid in Arkansas and saw a guy outside of a store drinking Aqua Velva. There's something about an Aqua Velva. Cherokee slamming it down. It's gotta have butyl alcohol in it somewhere. But it does. Just a dab will do. You prick. You know what said this? I got a drink to get drunk. Don't get me started on grooming clean. Let's continue. The white man makes me keep my breath fresh. Yes. In the spring of 1754, the celebrated scientist and writer Benjamin Franklin proposed that the British colonies form a similar union. All right. I guess it's time for one of our notorious claim truths. There's pictures moving on a screen. Masses. Magic. Let's go through the first claim that's made here. Check the references. It's always so paper thin. The idea that whites undervalued. How well the Native American Indian tribes took care of the American continent before our arrival. We know our lands are now become more valuable. The white people think we do not know their value. But we are sensible. That the land is everlasting. Huh? Yeah. Here's the truth. The land was. You weren't sensible. The land wasn't so everlasting until we got here. The natives hunted many species into Local extinction. Like the buffalo, like the beaver megafauna. Like the woolly mammoth, by the way, ancestors of native tribes. They didn't even use every part of the animal. And by the way, I thought they did. That was the whole racket of soul. No, they would hunt buffalo. They would scare an entire herd of buffalo off a cliff. And if anyone spoke out against it, like, hey, you know, we don't have modern refrigeration methods, so why don't we only kill the one buffalo that we can only semi harvest? Like, that's enough out of you squatting bear. There's something to be said for tradition. And I say this local extinction because, yes, that's the word play. They go, actually, the buffalo weren't extinct. Well, they were extinct if you were part of a tribe in one local area because they didn't have transportation. So they basically, where they live, they had no more buffalo or beaver. And again, if they had one, they couldn't have one. Logical. And like, hey, why don't we go out there? We see dams out there. I think there's beavers. Hey, shut up. We're not supposed to go anywhere. The sun doesn't touch Littlefoot. No more beavers for us. They might as well have been in space if they were 100 miles away. Doesn't matter. And by the way, even in modern times, Indians don't know how to hunt properly. We had a friend who was a missionary and his mission was to go to Native American reservations and teach them how to fish. Yes, like, oh, we usually just do it with dynamite. The white man makes his fish this way. You're going to what? You said lure him. I guarantee you'd be like, you stole this from us. How? How are you going to trick a fish? You're cunning little bastards. You must have talked about the fish. How to evade our ancient methods of catching what he's going back to. Look, no, I'm telling you, he basically took off her bracelet, put it on a hook, and they ate for days. It's so stupid. Oh, my gosh. And to think that one of the most brilliant men in American history. What'd they call him? Writer and historian Benjamin Franklin thought, you know, let's do the. Do it the Indian way. They seem to have it together. Yeah, they seem to have it together. Let's form this union based on their. Damn straight. They didn't even know about. Or use the wheel. I say, good man. Why don't you just roll it? You know, roll it. Roll. Yeah, that's another one. We bring Back because I've been talking about this for a very long time. Where even those on the right would virtue signal and say, oh, so much. I'm not. No one's saying that there weren't a trial atrocities committed on both sides. Just like by the way, there have been. There have been mistreatment of prisoners of war. I'm sure if you go into any major conflict. Yes. Even sometimes at the hands of US Soldiers, that doesn't change the fact that they were awful to each other. Yes, there is nothing worth emulating from Native American tribes. No. But isn't it nice now that we don't have to care? We don't have to care. We could just be on it. Let our freak flag fly. I have no respect for Native American culture. There you go. It's just not good. Become American. Hey, you won the lottery. I mean, we're complaining about. They kind of did with casinos. Yeah, well, we're. Yeah, we're complaining about men winning woman of the year. It's still better than being scalped and raped. So just think of the culture that you're defending. By the way, Native American tribes treated other tribes terribly. Illegal traveling. We need to do it took a step. You gotta kill another kid. I'm curious. How did a people that listen to words that I rolled heads down a pyramid not to go, hey, it does roll and invent the wheels just like that. That was their light bulb moment. I think someone would trip on a smooth stone. It's almost like I was floating. How do I. How do I recreate this? No, they tried the cart with human heads and it didn't work so well. You know, when I hear that there's been some grapes rotting out in the sun, it makes me feel nice. Let me go eat those. The guy that was pitching the idea was next on the job, like, hey guys, the heads. And we're supposed to believe that Benjamin Franklin while he was flying a kite with a key, discovering electricity and inventing eyeglasses that he could have thought, oh, these people. All right, let me go on to some more. Here's the next claim that's made in the Ken Burns documentary. And again, please check out the references so that you never believe this crap again that Indian tribes had a centuries old. They actually make this claim Democracy. Before the colonialists arrived, long before 13 British colonies made themselves into the United States, the Six nations of the Iroquois Confederacy, Seneca, Cayuga, Onondaga, Tuscarora, Oneida and Mohawk had created a union of their own that they called the Haudenosaunee A democracy that had flourished for centuries. Yeah. Here's the truth. They did not have a democracy. He's referring to the Iroquois Confederacy. Which was basically a defense agreement between tribes which was like, all right, look. We're gonna keep killing each other unless those prick Comanches come in. Then we'll fight together and go back to killing each other's women and children. Right? Everyone feel good about this? Ready? Break. They were fighting against each other all the time in brutal. In a barbaric way that you can't even comprehend right now. And by the way they fought each other on both sides of the American Revolution. Just in case you actually thought that they were on the same page. Not to mention their crappy rain dance songs. Do you believe in life after love? Something inside me say I really don't think it's strong enough rain. That may have been too much. I don't know. I don't think so. You tarred our good name with chair. That was good. Either that or Dancing Queen. You put the effect on it too. So sweet. It's nice little auto tune talking to a horn and auto tune. Here's the next claim that they'll make that Burns makes there that Benjamin Franklin's Albany plan to unite colonies for negotiations. It was a rip off of this sort of Native American confederacy. Again, another argument that they had some kind of efficient system of self governance. In the spring of 1754, the celebrated scientist and writer Benjamin Franklin proposed that the British colonies form a similar union. Yeah. Here's the truth. Not even close. So Benjamin Franklin said this specifically about the native confederacy, which I'll explain. He said it would be a very strange thing if six nations of ignorant savages. Should I just stop. Should I just stop reading the rest of it? Good enough for me. Very strange thing. If six nations of ignorant savages should be capable of forming a scheme for such a union and be able to execute it in such a manner as that it has subsisted ages and appears indissoluble. Dissolub. Indissoluble. I've been doing this voice too long. Yeah. Your IQ with that. Yet that alike union should be impracticable for ten or dozen English colonies to whom it is more necessary and must be more advantageous. And who cannot be supposed to want an equal understanding of their interests. Basically, Indians did not invent. If you believe this, like you have to be an idiot. You have to believe what to go along with the Ken Burns is saying. You have to believe that Native Americans invented The concept of being united in war, of creating alliances. I don't know if you know this. It happened in the Bible. Not that far along. It happened in Genesis. It happened in ancient Greece, Switzerland. I mean, Rome and, oh, Mark Antony and Cleopatra. That bitch stole our idea. An opium whore everywhere. He's gonna get an earful from me. Once the white man invents the tele, the telephone. I can give her piece of my mind. That's right. I'll call her. Nothing for now. I'll wait. Well, the Oneida did do crystal. Yes, for now, I'll wait and still not use the wheel. Here we go. We're gonna take our sweet time. Slow and steady wins the civilization, we always say. Dragging everything. Yes. We just can't get the spokes right. And yet the Indians, the scholars that they were, they never copied any of Franklin's work. Like the light, the lightning rod, one of them bifocals, the odometer, swim fins, the flexible catheter. That's a big one. And also, you know, the Native Americans. Big reason is because they're a bunch of drunks. You know what they say, it keeps your body warm. The alcohol, the whole chemical used to play her spray and all that. Are you drunk right now so you won't freeze. This is not AI. And to keep the virus away. COVID 19. That's what they do. They do drink hairspray. Yeah. Drink hairspray and perfume. All kinds of Lysol, even. Yeah, even that. Yeah. Aqua Vella. Yeah. The doctor says take these two Vidal Sassoon and call me in the morning. Dancing queen 17. Old maid, we call her. Oh, we should actually check this. What we're talking about Thanksgiving. Let's get back to the America, which is the good part. There's actually Kalshee betting odds right now. Do you think that Trump, at the pardoning of the Thanksgiving turkey, do you think that he's going to. The odds are, use the words gobble, 97%. Waddle, 95%. And Trump will be 87%. Will he say his own name? Hold on. There's been an update since we've moved this, the odds have moved around a little bit. So waddle and gobble are now at 96 apiece. Ooh. Ty. It looks like, at least from this graphic. And 80. It's quite a movement, Gerald. It's moved one percentage point. That's what's kind of fun. I've never bet on sportsman, but things like that. I'll toss a nickel in just. Well, yeah, because Trump, Donald Trump, you know, he's probably gonna say his own name. Yeah. And here's the thing again. This takes us back to the Somalis in St. Paul. Is the left constantly tells us we need these people or we should follow their example. If they say we need Somalis, if they say we need Haitians, if they say we need Hondurans, we need Mexicans, we need H1B Indians in Pakistani, we need to emulate the Native American. The only thing that they don't think we need is the United States of America. And what I mean by that is the United States of America as it was intended to be, which benefits every person here. Native American, Somali, Haitian. Although we should keep it limited, we should keep their population limited here. Everyone benefits from what this. Everyone wants to come here. And by the way, Native Americans, they still want to be here. And let me ask you this. If we gave all of these groups everything they asked for, do you think the demands would stop? Of course they wouldn't. Of course they wouldn't. There is a deep disdain from the left for everything that makes America what it is. And if we follow the lead of all of these leftists, and if we followed the lead of people like Ken Burns, you would still live under the same kind of rule as they had with Native Americans, warring tribes, where Uncle Sam would still be the land of conquering, pillaging, and rape, by the way. Click the button. Join Rumble Premium. We're going to continue with this segment as we go to Rumble premiere our very last one. We'll be taking some chat. And if you're not a member, hey, it's a great Christmas gift for people. Or you can continue on for free to watch Real America's Voice. Let's just roll the sketch of Uncle Sam being raped by the Native American. It's. Sam.