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Gerald
What?
Steven Crowder
What if I don't clear my sinuses? I can't do my Trump impression in the morning. Gee, if your kid spills his milk, what do you do, deplatform him? What? What?
Josh
What. What is that supposed to mean?
Steven Crowder
Well, you're not a very tolerant person.
Josh
You've been under my skin since you got on YouTube. You and your stupid mud club.
Steven Crowder
God, you're a tight ass.
Josh
Oh, yeah? How'd you like a lawsuit for hateful speech?
Steven Crowder
Oh, and authoritarian, too. Nice personality combination. Authoritarian and intolerant. That's borderline CNN prime time.
Josh
Screw you. You ruined YouTube. Your intolerant hate speech, your mud clubbers all over the Internet comment on everybody else's channel. They're doing all kinds of crap.
Steven Crowder
Well, who generated millions in revenue for the site? I even let you guys host my channel so you don't look like the authoritarian, which you most certainly are.
Josh
Oh, I'm an authoritarian?
Steven Crowder
Yes, you're an authoritarian. My channel was a perfectly pleasant place until you screwed with the notification bell.
Josh
Oh, I screwed with your notification bell? Well, who was that? It invested in and created YouTube. Who was that, huh? Who was that in the first place? I'm curious.
Steven Crowder
Boy, you're an ungrateful jackass. Well, go ahead. Ban my channel. See if I care. I'll have my half Asian lawyer tie you up in court so tight you can't even move.
Josh
You're no saint. You got a free platform. We let you build your mug club, and now you have millions of viewers who will watch your boring, informative crap. I mean, didn't you notice when you showed me your latest video that eventually I had to go reference the policy guidelines? Didn't you sense some sort of clue that, like, maybe this guy's not enjoying it? You know, not every story is worth providing references, okay? You have to discriminate, okay? You choose sources that are either funny, mildly amusing, or interesting. Your references are a miracle. You have none of that. They're not even amusing accidentally. Hey, honey. I'd like you to meet Steven Crowder. He's got some informative references for you and some information you might like. Oh, and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it. I could tolerate any John Oliver video, okay? For hours, I could sit there and listen to the hags of the View go on and on and on with a big smile on my face, and they'd say, how can you stand it? And I'd say, cause I've watched Steven Crowder. I can take Anything. And you know what they'd say? They'd say, I know what you mean. That lottery with Crowder guy. Whoa. It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you to have a little string on your chest. You know, the kind that you pull and let it snap back. Except I wouldn't be the one pulling it and let it snap back. You would. PubMed, economist, CDC. And by the way, you know, when you're telling your little jokes, here's a good idea. Have a punchline. It makes it so much more entertaining for the viewer.
Steven Crowder
You want to hurt Mud Club? Go right ahead. If it makes you feel any better, Mob Club's an easy target. Yeah, you're right. We joke around too much. We also list references too much. Sure, I could be a cold hearted Google executive like you, but I don't want to lie to people. You think what you want about mug clubbing now. Rumble Premium, it's not changing. I like Rumble Premium. My members like Rumble Premium because Rumble Premium is the genuine article. What you see is what you get. You know what I say? To heck with the highfalutin big tech execs. Sure. Come to Rumble Premium. We all know and love. Just for $99 annually or $9.99 a month. Get ad free exclusive content from latter with Crowder, Nick DePaulow, Mr. Gunsingear, Donald Trump Jr. Do disrespect and more. I'd say that's a great deal, but that's me, Mr. Vegas. I just swallowed a toothbrush bristle. What? Huh? You ever get a loose bristle?
Dave
No.
Steven Crowder
In your comment below.
Josh
In your drink?
Steven Crowder
No, not in my drink. It was in my mouth. I brushed my teeth.
Josh
That's great.
Steven Crowder
And I lost a tooth. I've heard about that on grills. You ever get a toothbrush bristle? Comment below. This is an important. It's an important discussion. Am I gonna die? I need doctors.
Josh
Microplast.
Steven Crowder
Microplastics. Oh, wait. I can feel my areas. Glad to be with you today. There are some wins to celebrate. And of course, this is our Thanksgiving show. Last show before Thanksgiving. People are going to be on the road tomorrow. We'll see you again next week. So we're going to be talking about that. We're going to be talking about the tariffs that are coming from Donald Trump and what economists are saying and real world results. Also, Jack Smith, you know this. He's dropping the charges against Donald Trump. That's a lot of fun. And Americans now to the tune of 70 something 70 something percent. Guess that last number actually want deportations effective immediately. So what happened, I think is Donald Trump won. And before it was about 50, I think it was 56% of Americans. And now that he's going to be president, most Americans are going, yeah, all right. I guess we should get rid of him now.
Dave
I can say it.
Steven Crowder
I can say it.
Josh
Yeah, yeah, that's going to happen anyways. Might as well say it.
Dave
I've always been for it.
Steven Crowder
The funniest part is when you look at the polls, there's like highest priority and medium priority, and there's a huge portion of people who are like, immediate deportations, medium priorities. So it's just like. So would you say it says highest priority? Well, no, no, no. Just deporting immediately. Medium, high priority. Immediately medium priority.
Josh
I don't want you to say I was against it.
Dave
Yeah, right.
Steven Crowder
How fast? Like tomorrow. You know, you could do it on your own time. We got by close of business.
Josh
I mean, this is the holidays, you know, you want to separate families on, you know.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. You know, by the end of the holidays, you know, call it by Boxing Day. Little India down the street, she's gone.
Dave
Boxing Day.
Josh
I want Trump's opening day to be immigrant free.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Dave
Opening day is not baseball time.
Josh
You know what it is? I call it whatever I want to call it. Okay? Hot dogs are flying, Gerald.
Steven Crowder
I want the line to leave the country to be like that shoe store special kicks when they have a new.
Dave
Release, like around the block.
Steven Crowder
Yes. Because stupid people spend a lot of money on sneakers. All right, hey, if at some point today, if we haven't already, you see this, Head on over to. Head on over to Rumble. It's a live show weekdays today. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot. If you're in Rumble Premium, you're a mug club member. This Friday, we do have a show for you. That's right, Actually, we do have a show this Friday. Limited because some people are on the road. We have the scrapyard, the behind the scenes show that we often do on Fridays where the content that absolutely should not make air here to the general population is available to you. Don't screen record it and share it, but I know some of you will. Media Matters. What are you cooking this Thanksgiving? You doing turkey? You doing ham? Oh, we're gonna talk about that too, by the way. I can't believe I didn't mention this. There's a huge article that went out yesterday. It went viral. That Thanksgiving dinner is actually historically cheap right now. Oh, yeah, you just don't know it. It's $58 to feed a family of 10 according to the Farm Bureau. And everyone's complaining about it, but there are a couple of just creative math techniques that they use that we are going to point out. Can you guess what they are? Take a guess. There's really. There's two. And there was one that I went, of course, when I finally found out. Captain Morgan, number two CEO. How are you?
Dave
I am very, very, very good. How are you?
Steven Crowder
Good. Looking forward to Thanksgiving.
Dave
Yeah, me too. Gonna have a house, a little time away from, you know, the office. Not anybody in particular.
Steven Crowder
You know, you break for lunch for.
Dave
Like three hours every day staring at toolman over here.
Steven Crowder
And when you hear this, you know him, you love him. I'm not gonna answer you.
Dave
Fine.
Steven Crowder
Friday Saturday, December 27th, 28th Tacoma Comedy Club Washington Josh Firestein. How are you?
Josh
I'm good. And Tacoma likes it raw, baby.
Steven Crowder
Hey, they do not.
Josh
Yeah, they do. They're dirty. And I'm coming back. It's been a year. I've been gone a year from Tacoma. Well, from that day.
Steven Crowder
Okay.
Josh
Yeah. So.
Steven Crowder
Well, maybe in the new year, maybe I'll. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe I'll head. Head up to the northwest.
Josh
Yeah, you should. A lot of fun people up there.
Steven Crowder
You guys can comment if toying with the idea of going back. I've. I've been sitting on a lot of material, so. Hey, speaking of material, James Carville gave some very sage advice. Oh, my gosh. I like James Carville as he lefty. Yes, but you do have to respect what you're about to watch. He talks about life, running a campaign and progressives at this year's Politikon, the Ragin Cajun, who I really do appreciate.
James Carville
If I told my mama, mama, I got to slap you to win. And she said, son, is that gonna help you close the sale? I said, yes, ma'am. She said, go ahead and slap me. Go ahead and slap me. You do anything you can to win.
Josh
That's her hoodie too.
James Carville
Understand that and let me tell you.
Gerald
So I'll beat the out of her.
Steven Crowder
Huge error. Still huge.
James Carville
Trying to figure it out is when people said campaigns need to reflect progressive values. No, they don't.
Steven Crowder
No, they don't.
Josh
No, they don't.
James Carville
Authoritarian by their nature. And if I were running a 2028 campaign and I had some little snot nosed 23 year old saying, I'm gonna resign if you don't do this, not only would I fire that mother on the Spot. I would find out who hired them and fire that person on the spot.
Josh
Then they find their mama and I slap her too.
James Carville
I'm not interested in your uninformed, stupid, jackass opinion as to whether you go on Joe Rogan or not. But I guess the progressives now have their dream. We're more of a coastal party and we've gotten rid of these moderates. And maybe you can all sit around some coffee house in lower Manhattan and celebrate how smart you all are. I have hope for the future. We're talking to all the people. Can't wait to see them out there. Go get them, guys.
Josh
Thank you.
Steven Crowder
This guy sees politics as a game. And he just, you know. And he's decided to sign up because his wife is a Republican. Decided to sign up for the Democrat Party and just sees how moronic they are.
Dave
Oh, I love it. That's one of the best speeches out.
Steven Crowder
Of her coffee house.
Gerald
Lower Manhattan. I'll be in the bayou getting myself some swamp things. That's where you get the best food. Get food out there.
Dave
Oh, my God.
Gerald
Not getting food from the Hudson river, that's contaminated. I get it down from the. All the leeches, mosquitoes, all the shrimp with the veins. The best part, they're talking about Thanksgiving. All cost $58 this year. Back home is free. That's right. I understand. Not everybody privileged. Don't got a free Thanksgiving in the backyard. Got a gator back there. Got a gator. Got snake brine. That gator up paying $9 for a cup of coffee. I just mix up some mud from the bayou smack. My mama beat the shit out of.
Josh
Her traditional snakes and alligator Thanksgiving.
Steven Crowder
He just walks up in an open casket.
Gerald
Now you best beat her ass. That's what you wanted.
Josh
Looks like he runs a funeral parlor. Can you imagine if that was your funeral parlor?
Gerald
That's the trick. You don't gotta moisturize the embalming fluid. Keeps me alive. Now I ball scared from the corpses, right? Halloween, I put myself out on the lawn.
Steven Crowder
I love the. I want him on the show. I really would love them. James Carville a treat, stupid.
Gerald
Yeah, I got a trick for you. Dumb, dumb. Give me a candy. I'll beat your ass. I'm here this Sunday.
Steven Crowder
You know you.
Gerald
When you're hungry, take a snicker, stupid. There's no wrong way to eat a racist.
Steven Crowder
Hey, look, man.
Gerald
Young boy, look, look. Look at your daddy. Why the are you eating Apple Jack? Don't even taste like apples. We eat gatoros in this household. Captain Cross Said oops all.
Josh
It was no mistake.
Gerald
Did it on purpose. Let me tell you, son, you are God's greatest mistake. Let's go to the pause, go inside of the party.
Josh
If we. If we could get him to do a sketch.
Dave
Oh, I know.
Steven Crowder
Oh, my God.
Dave
Give him a Snickers. He's the same guy.
Steven Crowder
It doesn't fix him.
Josh
Jeez.
Gerald
Thanks for the Snickers.
Steven Crowder
He would eat it. He be like, nah.
Gerald
We always. I remember we used to serve this in the cafeteria to that pussy boy. I learned to. Peanuts. Time of going to school trip. Gotta eat the Brown and Bruno for the rest of us.
Steven Crowder
Can't eat peanuts.
Gerald
Can't eat tree nuts. What happened to my party?
Steven Crowder
I just. I just. I don't know why I such a fondness for him.
Dave
Carville was right.
Steven Crowder
Yes. Do you know what that guy is like off camera? You know what? You know what?
Josh
Exactly like that.
Steven Crowder
I think he's in the green room and someone goes, well, you know, I think being inclusive of our LGBT allies, he's in the corner going, oh, gee.
Gerald
Ah, cracked on crutches talking about this. Oh, I can't. I got a migraine. You talking about trans chicks with dicks. That's why you're losing, stupid.
Steven Crowder
All right, sorry. Let's get back to the heartwarming Thanksgiving. Yes.
Josh
We have a show to do.
Steven Crowder
We do have a show. It's 15 minutes of just James Carmel. Oh, my God. By the way, cridershop.com, black Friday sales stream starts today. 25% off until December 1st. No promo code needed. You can get everything. The Trump 40, 45th, 47th. You can get the fight like hell shirt Strange. And everything that we have there. We're really looking.
Dave
Go there now.
Steven Crowder
Do it.
Gerald
What are you waiting for? Too bad.
Steven Crowder
25% off. That's a great deal.
Josh
I think Gerald in a bald cap would be a good James car.
Steven Crowder
All right.
Dave
Cuss enough to make it real, though.
Josh
So you got it.
Steven Crowder
Thanksgiving is obviously Thursday, but today is actually an important day in its own right. Today in history. In 1789, George Washington issued a proclamation for Thanksgiving. He said, now therefore, I do recommend and Assign Thursday, the 26th day of November next, to be devoted by the people of these states to the service of that great and glorious being who is the beneficent author of all the good that was, that is, or that will be. Yeah, I like the bright heart. That we may then all unite in rendering unto him our sincere and humble thanks for his kind care and protection of the people of this country previous to their becoming a nation. And on his way out, he coughed on a few redskins. Luckily, his slaves couldn't read this, which is by the way, he liked his potatoes as he liked his slaves. Well whipped, I guess.
Dave
Better than rice.
Josh
Yeah, that would be messed up. You guys didn't know what you're missing.
Steven Crowder
You rat a slave which way?
Gerald
You don't rat some.
Josh
You got a mash.
Gerald
A slave. Stupid roster slave. You don't have no one to whip the field no more. You got no more slave. You just got peach and bits everywhere. You whip them. You whip them just enough to keep them working hard. But.
Dave
James Carville throughout the eras of time.
Gerald
We don't want attacks on our team. Look, he said, ain't nothing to fear fear itself. And that is stupid fear. There's spiders out there a bite your dick off. There's anyone in spite a bite, you give it prior to this four hour action. Only fear to fear itself there. Stupid platitude. Enjoy your party.
Steven Crowder
I don't even know.
Josh
I thought you were gonna read that. I started laughing at the beginning because I was like, oh, I want him to read this as James Garvill.
Steven Crowder
That would be great if that was how George Washington sounded from the bayou Paul Revere.
Gerald
The minutes are coming, stupid. What do you mean by laying the courses by sea, you idiot? Tell you what, I'm gonna tell you one potential. Look at that harbor. Harbor that harbor look.
Josh
Narrative.
Gerald
Don't put the te.
Steven Crowder
All right, so by the way, Thanksgiving is super affordable. I don't know if you know this. According to the Farm Bureau, there's an article that's come out and it's been echoed by NBC. And a lot of people are confused by this. And this is why the elites, meaning those in power in both media and government have lost your trust and rightfully so. They keep blaming you for believing your lying eyes and ears. Right? Well, you probably think that Thanksgiving is quite expensive right now compared to, let's say, at least pre Covid or even last year. No, no, no, no, you're wrong. It's actually going to be historically cheap, but still more expensive than last year.
News Anchor
Hosting Thanksgiving dinner this year won't be as expensive as last year, but it's still going to cost more than usual. The average price for a Thanksgiving dinner.
News Analyst
For 10 people is around $58 this year.
News Anchor
That's according to the American Farm Bureau Federation's annual survey. Despite the drop in prices from last year, average dinner costs are still up 19% compared to pre pandemic Levels.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, that number's wrong. We'll get to that. 19% since pre pandemic levels. It's actually spoiler. 19% since last year at minimum. So we'll get to it. But this isn't good. According to NBC, it actually is. It says you may not know it by looking at sticker prices and grocery items. Thanksgiving dinner is more affordable than it has been in years.
Dave
How else would I know it other than the sticker prices?
Steven Crowder
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. That's so pedestrian.
Dave
Oh, okay, so there's hidden math or something because you might be fooled by.
Josh
The writing your eyes, you know, who.
Gerald
Cares about the kind of stuff you say is stupid? You're not fooling English.
Josh
You might be fooled by how much less money you have. Yes, rest assured. Dumb dumb.
Dave
I don't care what the price on the sticker says. But the cashier does.
Steven Crowder
Yes, exactly. So there, there are some creative ways that they, they did some math here and we're going to get to it. And one, I had kind of a light bulb moment this morning. I'll get to it in a second. Let's go through the claims so that you are prepared for a Thanksgiving dinner because no doubt this will come up claim that's being made right now. You can host a Thanksgiving for 10 for just $58. So the example they use, KFC, it includes like 11 a basket of 11 goods like 16 pound turkey, I believe or 17 pound, one gallon of milk, one can of peas, a pie. So there's a whole example. You can check out the link. Here's the truth. According to LendingTree, not a bastion of conservatism. Just to be clear, Thanksgiving for 10 this year actually costs about $392. Oh, so what they do is they survey accounts for food, drinks, decor, all of that. The Farm Bureau analysis, it doesn't factor in any of that, by the way. It didn't, I didn't see in there. It doesn't factor in butter, doesn't factor in seasoning, doesn't factor in drinks. Aside from one gallon of milk, there's a lot that they don't factor in. And all of those, of course, you have experienced. So let's look at the actual Thanksgiving dinner inflation, Farm Bureau, this article that NBC is circulating, right, that comes from Farm Bureau. But the NBC article is the one that's catching fire. They said the prices are up 19% since 2019. LendingTree says it's up 19% since last year, which is really important because this administration has been telling you that inflation is under control and it's down under 4% right now. Yeah, well, hold on. 19% in one year is more than four. But you probably just are going by the sticker prices in your bank account. Dummy.
Dave
Also, nobody, Nobody believes that. $58 for 10 people. You can't go to Taco Bell and get 10 people.
Josh
That's what I'm saying. You can't get a 10 piece.
Steven Crowder
Absolutely not.
Dave
Like the metrics, there's, there are a.
Steven Crowder
Couple of things that. There is one way to do it and I'll get to that. Okay. So the survey, by the way, also found that due to costs, you have a bunch of people who are reconsidering hosting others for Thanksgiving. And you have people who outright regret hosting Thanksgiving this year. Especially by the way, if you're hosting this, they're not thrilled with it. And yeah, that's gonna be.
Dave
That's a huge dollars right now.
Josh
She's gonna eat 52 of the. Yeah, same joke.
Dave
Sorry.
Steven Crowder
This honey bag two.
Dave
You made it.
Steven Crowder
Better than just put the honey in my mouth. It's the same. I'll mix it and make it trip.
Josh
It in with the pumpkin pie. Just from the can.
Steven Crowder
That's right. How much is it for a gallon of gravy?
Josh
Don't worry, I whip my own cream.
Steven Crowder
Oh, gosh. And here's another truth, by the way. And again, taking the totality. All references available@lattoithcredit.com as we do every day, I encourage every other program to do this. Even high income households, meaning over $100,000 a year in earnings, they're effective. So you see this because a lot of more sort of budget minded stores like Walmart, they're seeing record earnings partially because of higher income households now trading down. Now shopping at these places, now not shopping at the higher end stores. So 100,000. This is more proof. Doesn't get you what it used to. The idea of a six figure income really now is distinctly middle class. You should be grateful. Absolutely. Greatest country on earth if you're making 100,000. But it's not the same metric or the same sort of yardstick that it used to be. Now here's another claim that they make and this is one that I just went through recently because I was doing a test turkey and I screwed it up. So I get another turkey. So the claim they're making is that a 16 pound turkey will cost you just $25. Okay, so about $1.60 per pound. Here's the truth. That is a proactively dishonest number. Okay, so since 2020, costs are up, like a 16 pound turkey is up 27%. Oh wow. Food at home in general, 19%. Let's look at this. A frozen turkey. Okay. And this is the creative math. This is what happens. A lot of people don't realize this. It's like after Christmas in Canada we have Boxing Day, right, Where everything goes on clearance. They cut down the prices, right. Thanksgiving. Anyone out there comment? Do you have a frozen turkey? Okay, how many days does it take to thaw turkey? How many of you purchased your turkey weeks ago? Maybe a month ago, maybe a couple months ago. Certainly probably more than a day or two or five days before Thanksgiving because it takes about, depending four or five days to thaw, say a 20 pound turkey. So what happens is the clearance takes place right before Thanksgiving with these stores. So we looked at Kroger, for example. I just went through this yesterday because I thought a turkey wrong. I was gonna smoke one this year. I was getting a test turkey and I screwed it up in the fridge. That's a miracle. I know. Didn't even make it to the grill. No. So I purchased a frozen turkey then. And then just yesterday was buying another turkey and I saw the prices of the frozen turkey versus thawed turkey. And that matters because right now the thawed turkey prices are what frozen turkey prices were just a little bit ago. So the prices come down because after Thanksgiving, right. They're not going to be selling a bunch of 20 pound turkeys. Certainly not nearly as much. So what you see right now actually is cheaper than they've said. A 16 pound turkey right now, $12, $12.60. Two weeks ago, $30.40. That's a 16 pound turkey. Wow. So added up per pound, you are looking if you bought your turkey more than two weeks before Thanksgiving, that's why you're going. But I paid like, like 40, 50 bucks just for my turkey. That's why it goes on sale. And they can pick their spot. The farm bureau, they know this. They can pick the spot where they gauge the price of turkey. They do it in those two weeks leading up to Thanksgiving where we see price breaks. Here's more proof of that. Right now. If you wanted to buy a turkey, you could get that frozen turkey, like I said, for $12. You need it in time for Thanksgiving. Has to be thought, has to be a fresh turkey, $35 today. Wow. So, so getting your turkey that you could have for Thanksgiving two weeks ago, about 30 something dollars for a 16 pound turkey. Getting a Turkey right now that you can use for Thanksgiving, about the same price, $35. Buying a turkey today that you can use two weeks from now. Oh, you get a discount. That's how they do it. Does that make you guys see that they're not looking out for you? The only role of the media, of the press. I've talked about this many times, but certainly when you're looking at Farm Bureau, when you're looking at any government agencies trying to give you the cost of goods and services, they should be arming you. They should be providing you with information so that you can make more informed decisions. That is the goal of a free press. When they are proactively picking a spot which, which could put you in the situation of relying on their estimates as far as price, you get screwed. You might actually think that you're gonna go to the store and get a 12, get a 12, get a 16, get a $20 turkey. No, not if you want in time for Thanksgiving. You're looking at paying over, over $30 for a 16 pound turkey, no matter, no matter how you do it. Speaking of expensive turkeys, by the way, yesterday former Vice President Biden pardoned two turkeys.
Gerald
The peach pie in our state is one of my favorite. It's a state dessert. And peach blossom flowers also symbolizes resilience, which is quite frankly, fitting for today. And today, peach and blossom will join the free birds of the United States of America. Born this past July at the Zimmerman family farm, raised by the. Yeah, I hear you.
Dave
Jesus. Fine. So hold on, hold on. I thought one turkey gets pardoned, one gets shot in the head or killed. Okay, fine, one gets pardoned, but he pardoned both turkeys there.
Josh
Wait, why is it. Why is there two turkeys? I don't understand why there's two turkeys.
Steven Crowder
Oh, because after this, they host a, a, A turkey peep show. And yep, it's gonna be.
Dave
Oh, my God.
Josh
Oh, God.
Dave
Gobble.
Josh
Oh, yeah, Gobble Sutra. Pick that up on Amazon.
Steven Crowder
Free shipping, by the way, every time, mate, it is by no violent, by no definition lovemaking. No, the male turkey just takes what he want. He mean what he say now.
Josh
Man, that's a drive.
Dave
What a weak vid President. Two turkeys.
Steven Crowder
It is funny to see turkeys talk dirty.
Dave
Former vice president.
Josh
He pardoned two turkeys and not his son. That's cool. I think that's cool.
Steven Crowder
His son just shows up dressed as a pilgrim.
Dave
All right, you're pardoning the turkey hunter, dad.
Josh
Gummit. Hunter's doing coke again.
Steven Crowder
Well, the turkey Peep show is a great place to do it. Not many people are visiting.
Josh
You don't want to do the Turkey Peep show sober.
Steven Crowder
No, you do not. It's just depressing. So, in the spirit of the season, by the way, here we had a bit of an early Thanksgiving at the office ourselves. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Obviously we had a great year and I think in the. That's a little corny. In the spirit of giving thanks, we could all go around the table and just list what it is we're most grateful for.
Dave
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I'm thankful for research and all the long hours they put in every day for us.
Steven Crowder
Did that work for you?
Dave
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Nice.
Josh
I'm thankful for the new tricaster. We wouldn't have been able to do the election livestream without it.
Steven Crowder
I'm thankful.
Josh
I'm thankful for my Patriot supply. Long lasting, great tasting food when you need it. Especially the rice pudding.
Steven Crowder
Yep, we know that, Josh. We know that. But why do you have at the table?
Josh
Because it's dinner, obviously.
Dave
It's Thanksgiving dinner. Billy made like an entire spread for us, Josh.
Josh
Yeah, but my painter supplied tastes so good. Especially that pudding, Josh. I mean, Billy spent all day making us an actual Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah, but there's spaghetti in here.
Steven Crowder
Okay, Yeah, I know that, but the point is that Billy went through all the trouble of making this meal for us. So for Thanksgiving break, bread together and give thanks as a family.
Josh
There's bread in here plus pudding. Josh, maybe you should stop being a dick and just eat what Billy's preparing for us. Yeah, okay. I didn't want to say this out loud, but Billy's food sucks, dude. Oh my God, his turkey's dry. Okay, his stuffing has fruit in it. For some reason, his gravy looks like my last to oil change. And would you believe it, he makes his mashed potatoes with a ricer instead of mashing them. I'll stick with my Patriot supply. Billy, pudding. Get $50 off a four week kit from my Patriot supply by going to prepwithcrowder.com today.
Steven Crowder
That's right, prepwithcrowder.com. it's shelf stable. Emergency food kits right now. You get $50 off a four week supply. Go to prepwithcrowder.com. i've talked about this. Look, you don't have to be some kind of doomsday prepper or when the.
Gerald
Crab hits the fan.
Steven Crowder
None of that. Just have enough water, have enough food in case of an emergency. Could be an ice storm like we had in Montreal. Earthquakes like you get. Of course, hurricanes World War iii.
Dave
Who knows?
Steven Crowder
That could happen, too. Just have some water.
Josh
Yeah, it's not like Bitcoin, too. You don't have to, like, keep investing and buying more and more. You should have some at home, though.
Steven Crowder
You buy it, you keep it.
Dave
Yeah, you have three or four of these. Like, literally emergency place, like, have some water.
Steven Crowder
Have, ideally, something to heat it. Some kind of, like a Bunsen burner setup. And you know not to. But Everclear. Everclear, you can use it to fuel your car if you need to use it to fuel your Bunsen burner. And you can also use it to get a little warm if it's an ice storm and it gets a little nippy. Yeah.
Josh
Fuel your rage. Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly. Domestic violence this week, then you end up enslaving people, and you are like Krull. So let's get to this.
Josh
Okay, Crawl.
Steven Crowder
I don't know. What are you? Conqueror. What is it that you're most thankful for? It's corny. What are you most thankful for? I think I can guess. With the election, we're obviously here all very thankful for you and making this the biggest election stream that not only we've ever done, but Mud Club Undercover. Everything that you made happen this year. And finally turning Mud Club into Rumble Premium. We always wanted to move this direction and partner up with people who could create a network bigger than what we could do ourselves. So you can click there right now and just join rumble premium. It's $99 annually or $9.99 a month. And you get us, you get a full extra show every day. You get the show on Friday, you get Nick DePaolo, you get Donald Trump Jr. You get Mr. Gunsinger, you get now Dr. Disrespect is there. They are adding more and more events, and you get the whole thing ad free. You wanted an alternative to YouTube. Here you go. Please. We're very grateful and continue to help grow it.
Dave
You know what I'm thankful for? Mass deportations.
Steven Crowder
Yes. As am I, and as are most Americans, because According to a YouGov poll that was just released, 73% of Americans now think deporting illegals should be a priority for Donald Trump. 73% think it should be a high priority or at least a medium priority, which I don't understand how you answer that. Like, I get. If someone says yes, it's absolutely a.
Dave
Yes still, like, absolutely do it.
Steven Crowder
And something else interesting. This includes 68% of people under the age of 30. 68% of people under the age Of 30 believe that it should be a high priority or a medium priority to deport illegals. And even 51% of Democrats.
Josh
I know it's a bit surprising for some of us, but that's the way I feel like it should be. Like that young people should be wanting, you know, to have this country to themselves, for crying out loud.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. To have the same opportunities that the baby boomer generation had. You know, they're not competing in the same kind of work environment. I get it. Especially if you look at. You look at housing prices. It's not lost on us. And CBS is coverage, of course, ignored the above. 73% support deportations. And they cited a different question in this poll. The question was, would you approve or disapprove of Donald Trump starting a national program to find and deport all illegal immigrants. Sorry. All immigrants who are in the US Illegally? So it's quite a wordy question. That one was still 57% approved with only a 43 disapproved. So their best case scenario, where they're really, really trying to make it seem scary, is still 57%. Like, yeah, yeah, of course.
Josh
I think that would. That. That's all the question, though. They said this question as if, like, as if he has to start a new. Like, there already is one.
Steven Crowder
Exactly.
Josh
I think it's Department of Homeland Security. I think that's a department that exists.
Steven Crowder
Exactly. Even right there, you would get some libertarians who disapprove going, like, their. Their reflexes just. No, no, no, don't. Don't start a national program. Start a national program. Just enforce it.
Josh
Yeah, that's a trick question to try to get people who voted for them.
Dave
And they still lost.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, and they still lost. It's just like, okay, so the real number is at least 73% of Americans. Why do you think? Why do you think? Keep in mind, we went from 2016. They're not sending their best from Donald Trump. Racist. I can't believe it. We are a nation of immigrants. And everyone was trumpeting that to 73% saying, yeah, we got to get them out of here. Do you guys. You guys see how progress can be made? All the. All the doomsdayers who are going into this election, please let this not only be a lesson to you, but. But to everyone else. If you have those people in your family, I'm not gonna vote. There's no point. Oh, this is. Hey, don't listen to those people.
Josh
You know what I'm thankful for? President Joe Robinette, Biden.
Steven Crowder
Really?
Josh
Yeah. For opening up that border and showing everybody how chaotic and crazy this can be if you let this happen.
Steven Crowder
That's true, yeah. I mean, I wish it could happen with, like, fewer people dying. But the point remains. The point remains. So here's what's happening. The mainstream media, those who are elites, right? Think about just in the last two days, you've got Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is more affordable than ever. And Americans said, no, absolutely not. The mainstream media said, deporting. Can you believe this type of racist pals? And Americans said, yeah, yeah, yeah, I actually can. They're going to do everything they can to try and destroy the reputation of not only Donald Trump. But of course, you remember, once upon a time, you were deplorable. Once upon a time, you were the problem. You were garbage. They know that doesn't work. So they're gonna try and divide and conquer. They're going to try and get you to be separated from the people that you've actually elected. Don't let it happen. Let your freak flag fly. This is the time. I guarantee you another generation is going to come. In maybe 10 years from now, we're going to be back to the no fx rock against Bush. Republicans are the man. There's a moment right now where you are the counterculturalists, the conservatives out there, own it. Own it. That's where we are. All right, Speaking of which, let's own this. The tariffs, this is a big subject. And again, the media, the elites, a lot of them trying to tell you this is bad for you. This is bad for you. And a lot of Americans support these. The more you understand what's happening with the tariffs, the more you like, the more you would likely support it. Not saying that you're as a left would. You're just ignorant or uninformed if you understand that it's not about tariffs. And a lot of Americans may not know this, that a lot of tariffs were threatened in the first Trump administration. Some were implemented, but not all of them. Okay? So you're hearing economists say these tariffs, it's going to be an increase of costs, increase in costs in goods and services. Okay? But the main point to remember is they're a negotiating tactic. And they are a negotiating tactic that works because Donald Trump does understand leverage. He understands that other countries are putting these tariffs right, putting these taxes on our services, on our exports, and so they don't have a leg to stand on if they want to claim foul play against us. He knows that. Gerald, and I will admit we were more libertarian pre2016 and anti tariff and then when we saw how they were implemented and we saw how it was a negotiating tactic, there you go. People ask me, have you ever changed your mind? I've changed my mind there.
Dave
Absolutely. And when we saw the rest of the world, I mean, the tariffs that we have right now in other countries, like, protecting their own interests and making sure. Like, good example, Boeing. And we talked about car dealers. Like, it's insane the amount of tariffs that people have on us. And we're just like, oh, we're supposed to just play along with it.
Steven Crowder
Right?
Dave
Act like everything's okay.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly. Well, give you an idea, too. There were a lot of tariffs. Again, threatened. Some tariffs were implemented. It's one of the few things that former Vice President Joe Biden kept. Well, some of the limited tariffs on China, but there are far more that were threatened. Like in 2017, remember the threat of a tariff from Donald Trump if they moved their plant to Mexico for Ford. Yeah, yeah. It was Ford, and they canceled it. Ford canceled that plant, remember?
Dave
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
And then, of course, they started back up. They find a way around it. You just have to make it something that can't be worked around. So Monday, Donald Trump. I need to take a sip of water. Dropped this hammer, announced the plan for sweeping tariffs on Mexico and Canada. And by the way, he understands that his posts in the public affect markets and affect global leadership.
Dave
Yes.
Steven Crowder
Remember, we used to say, like, what do you think's gonna happen once we have presidents or once we have representatives who grew up in the era of social media? We're kind of getting there now where people are like, oh, they said this. I don't care. Oh, they're posting this out there. Yeah. People are just speaking. You know what? We have more of a connection to them. So here's what Donald Trump. And he's aware of it. It can actually affect markets.
Donald Trump
Said, as everyone is aware, thousands of people are pouring through Mexico and Canada, bringing crime and drugs at levels never seen before. Right now, a caravan coming from Mexico, not Dodge, composed of thousands of people at Pacifica as well, seem to be unstoppable in its quest to come through our currently open border on January 20th is one of my many first executive orders. I will sign all necessary legal documents to charge Mexico and Canada a 25% tariff on all products coming into the USA and its ridiculous open borders.
Steven Crowder
And it'll stay in effect until drugs and illegal influx. Until that stops. And upon hearing the news, I should be clear. Prime Minister Trudeau of Canada had this to say. Sorry. Right. Clip. Always the Right clip. But here's the other right clip.
Josh
And it.
Steven Crowder
We all knew it was coming, but we hoped it wasn't. And I thought I was going to make it through this, but I've known it hurts. And we are.
Josh
We are less as a country.
Steven Crowder
How does he look?
Josh
Cold and hot at the same time, by the way.
Steven Crowder
That's because of all the might. All he's taking. I see, I see. After that, he enjoyed a nice Ryan Gosling movie marathon. As for, by the way, Canada. As for Mexico, which is.
Dave
There's some. Actually, we just got some breaking news.
Steven Crowder
Breaking news?
Dave
Yeah, from Mexico. So the president. Claudia, what is it? Sheinbaum? She actually declared that caravans are no longer going to reach the border.
Steven Crowder
Read it like a woman 12. I can't.
Gerald
How do I.
Josh
Come on. He does the Trump voice. You got to do the caravans.
Gerald
The caravans are no longer going to reach the border.
Dave
That sounds just like a gay message.
Gerald
No more.
Steven Crowder
No more with no more gold.
Gerald
No more vans to the border.
Steven Crowder
Because he mean what he said.
Josh
Sorry, Stephen. Her last name is Shine Bomb. Oh. So I was like, no more such terrible.
Gerald
No more driving to the border.
Dave
Uh huh. This is literally 12 hours after he puts that out.
Josh
Boom.
Dave
Hey, they're not gonna reach the border.
Steven Crowder
Now.
Dave
I will say this. She did get a little lippy on Trump saying, hey, I'm not kidding. I didn't say that to be, you know, sarcastic. She actually did. She was like, look, this problem is created in your country if you guys would do more to secure your own border. Because she can't look incredibly weak. She's like, okay, we're gonna. We're gonna cave, but I'm gonna look strong.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Dave
When I say this. And that's your problem, sir. If you would fix it.
Josh
Our border. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You have a tiny little border that's letting hundreds of thousands of people come through, and it's our problem.
Steven Crowder
It's not my job to secure your border. We have drugs in Mexico.
Gerald
That's a way of life.
Steven Crowder
But before we, like the immigrants, we.
Josh
Said come to Mexico.
Steven Crowder
That's right.
Josh
We work in a Chinese car plant.
Steven Crowder
We don't want them to go to me. But you have to pay all the monies and we're going to pay nothing. Oh, no, wait, you mean what you say? Okay, we pay the bodies.
Josh
They have a tiny boat. So this bitch had the authority to stop the caravan at any time.
Steven Crowder
Yes, yes, yes, yes. This is the point. So much of this is a house is an Actual house of cards. It's all a facade. Of course they can. Of course they can. This is the country that lost El Chapo.
Josh
Well, to be fair, it's not her stopping the caravans, it's the cartel. That's why we believe it.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Josh
The cartel is gonna stop the caravans because they're the ones that killed all the people in the poster.
Steven Crowder
Yes. Also, we promise a 20% reduction of the heads of the people crossing on turtles.
Josh
You don't got to give them benefits.
Dave
No moth Tortugas.
Gerald
Now, growing up, we've had a turtle that was a Thanksgiving feast.
Josh
Big old shoe.
Steven Crowder
So Donald Trump went on to announce. And this is what. So we just got that news from Mexico. I'm going. I'm very interested to hear what happens with this next country. He's going to be applying some major tariffs on China, he said.
Donald Trump
I have had many talks with China about the massive amount of drugs, in particular fentanyl, being sent to the usa, but to no avail. Not even some avail. None. Representatives of China told me that they would institute their maximum penalty, that of death, for any drug dealers caught doing this. But unfortunately, they never followed through. And drugs are still pouring into our country, mostly through Mexico, at levels never seen before. Until such time as they stop, we will be charging China an additional 10% tariff above any additional tariffs on all of their many products coming into the United States of America. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Dave
I love it. I love it. You know, that's a threat.
Steven Crowder
That's a threat.
Dave
He's basically listing out his grievances. China. China. You see that? I appreciate your attention.
Steven Crowder
And by the way, we'll talk. Yes, we'll talk about this. The taxes, the tariffs on China. Sorry. On Mexico and on Canada. It's another way to punish China.
Dave
Yes, it is.
Steven Crowder
Because a lot of what they do is they send stuff there and they reassemble it. So this is actually hitting China with. This is really all designed to, I would imagine, of course, curb this. The flow of fentanyl. That's a big one we'll get lightly, of course.
Josh
Thank you for your attention to.
Steven Crowder
But to hit China.
Dave
China has responded.
Steven Crowder
Really?
Dave
Yes.
Steven Crowder
You're not joking?
Dave
I'm not joking.
Steven Crowder
Since we just start.
Dave
Since we started the show now, it's a slightly different response. It said, no one will win in a trade war or a tariff war. And the idea of China knowingly allowing fentanyl precursors to float in the United States runs completely counter to facts and reality. So not quite the.
Steven Crowder
I'll stop the caravans. No, no, no.
Dave
The that's not going to happen.
Steven Crowder
They're in the phase of oh, he.
Gerald
He telling big lies.
Steven Crowder
That's not true.
Gerald
No, no fentanyl in China. Come to China. You see. No fentanyl. No fentanyl.
Steven Crowder
Fentanyl.
Gerald
Fentanyl. I don't see me so sorry.
Josh
Only big wall happy people.
Gerald
Big wall annoying Mongolian other side of the wall.
Josh
Watch out for general so very spicy.
Gerald
Keep out Mongolian annoying people. Yeah, but biggest wall, keep out annoying people.
Steven Crowder
You say?
Gerald
No, no, no, no, no, no. Go back to you're Mongolia. Go for you.
Dave
Of course there'll be more with that. But I mean, listen, Donald Trump gets people to respond immediately.
Steven Crowder
Yes, he does. Yes, he does.
Dave
All of these countries have responded to these things in 12 hours or less.
Steven Crowder
And so here's the thing, of course, emission control. Can we get the tariffs that China has? I don't know if we have specifically China. Of course that's a verifiable lie. You know that, right? You can go back and just watch our installment on the Chinese foreign nationals buying up weed farms in Oklahoma, for example. I mean, they have an unbelievable network, not to mention Chinese nationals on campus in the United States. If you believe that they're not, they're not producing fentanyl. If you believe that in China they're not taxing and putting tariffs on American goods. If you believe there's no foul play, then you would have to be a Democrat today. You would have to be, you'd have to be the same person who believed that it came from a bat sandwich. Covid. So of course CNN did what CNN.
News Anchor
Be if you voted for Trump because you thought he was going to bring down the cost of housing. A lot of our lumber, cement, other materials comes from Canada, which means that construction costs are going to go up, not to mention all of the ways he's going to roil the US Auto industry because a lot of autos cross borders in North America multiple times before they're ultimately finished and sold to consumers. Not to mention the fact that a lot of of US Manufacturers purchase inputs, intermediate goods like metals and cement and other things from Canada, from Mexico, and not to mention even the retaliation that we should expect, all of which is going to be very bad for consumers. Not to mention, again, many of the US Workers that Trump allegedly wants to help.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah. Be bad for consumers. Almost like she's echoing some of the sentiments from China. Can you bring up that statement again from this is a spokesperson for she said no one will win A trade war or tariff war. All right, China. That's right. You have a 21.21.1% tariff on US imports. It's almost like what we're proposing is comparable to what you already do. This is the America first. This is the difference. No one is saying that there shouldn't be free international trade, but it's not. We just can't be bent over and piped. Yes, especially. And it's especially hard to take when that apparatus is coming from a communist country. Okay, so anyone who actually believes China, what are we supposed to do at a certain. Just. Just appease communist dict. Just appease communist fascists across the world because consumers don't want to pay anything. And I don't know if you know this, but that also hurts the consumer because American businesses can't actually export their goods internationally. A lot of the market is blocked out for American goods and services. Did you know that?
Dave
Yeah. Because not only is it blocked out, but they still are IP all the time, right? All the time. This country is actively at war with us economically, and Trump is trying to fight back a little, and people are freaking out.
Steven Crowder
Right? Yes, absolutely right. I'm trying to think if we want to get through all these. Cause we're kind of running late here. Fine. Okay, so let's go to a few facts. Key fact number one, of course, like I said, Donald Trump is using the tariffs as a bargaining chip. You just saw it with Mexico. China. China's still in the denial phase. Mexico seems like they've reached acceptance. Let's just go to Rana, that clip. So in a shocking turn of events, CNN contributor Rana Faroohar, professional Daniel Stern lookalike, admitted that this was a negotiating tactic as well.
News Analyst
I don't want to say that. All right. This is going to be the way it's going to be from day one. Trump says a lot of things. You think he's bluffing? I think that. I think that what's happening fundamentally now that's different under this president is that the US Market will be used as a chit on a gambling table. That is the global economy. I mean, that is. That is the way you have to look at it. We are not in trade as usual. We are not in the economy that we've known, frankly, for the last 40 years or so. It's going to be totally different.
Steven Crowder
So even look, for example, I just gave you the China numbers, but if you look at the EU tariff on American cars, it's 10%, whereas ours is only 2.5%.
Josh
Oh, my God.
Steven Crowder
So think about that for a.
Josh
Those cars help the Nazis.
Steven Crowder
So Americans here, you're getting Mercedes, you're getting Audi, you're getting BMW, those cars. And they're not getting a lot of the American cars. Not that all American cars are great, don't get me wrong, it's not lost to me, but there are certainly some cars, like large sedans, that are really kind of unavailable. And not everyone in the EU can afford European cars. So they have cars there like Brio and bull crap you never heard of. In the United States, you might get a scrap box.
Josh
I'm sure they're all begging for PT Cruisers and Avalanches.
Steven Crowder
Yes, Chargers.
Josh
They might, yeah.
Steven Crowder
In Japan, there's a 15.5% tariff on American agricultural imports. So think about this for a second. You're talking about. We just did. Eu, China, Japan. So only the United States is to bring in stuff with no kind of tariff. Now, the ideal scenario is they don't do that, is these other countries don't do that, right? So that way we all have access to more markets internationally. It can be competitive, not an international government, international free markets. But these countries won't do that because in many areas they're not able to compete. For more proof, just look at the fact that we're comparing us to the euro. You realize the EU is many, many, many countries, right? The United States, one country, is far more of a powerhouse than the many countries of the eu. We have everything. What was that?
Josh
They owe us, too.
Steven Crowder
Yes, they do.
Josh
Twice, at least.
Steven Crowder
Yes, they do.
Dave
At least twice. And now, come on now.
Josh
So does Japan. That's a weird one, too. How do you take out like that many people and then end up paying them?
Steven Crowder
We're one of the only countries that's ever done it, by the way, Steve Madden pledged to cut. But it's China imports by 45%.
Dave
To give you an idea, there you go.
Steven Crowder
Companies are already responding as well. Not only governments, but countries are responding with this as well. Here's another fact. These countries, not just they are screwing us. So Mexico, to give you an example, they need to be punished. And by punished, I don't mean war. What I mean is, all right, you've harmed Americans, and so we're not going to allow you to do it anymore. And we're gonna make it sting. We're going to start economically. Do you want to get in line? Since 2021, 8.8 million encounters at the southern border alone. Okay. In 2023. 2023. That one year, 22,000 pounds of fentanyl were seized at the southern border. Keep in mind, only 2 milligrams will kill a person. 22,000 pounds is enough to kill about 5 billion people. And by the way, it still takes four shots of Narcan to wipe the smile off their face.
Dave
5 billion people.
Steven Crowder
17. Sorry. In 20. 23, 74,000 people died from fentanyl overdoses. 74.
Dave
Fluid was in 22. Okay, so it would be in the previous.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, it throws off. Or.
Dave
No, 20. Sorry, I forgot the year.
Steven Crowder
And right now there's a mat. Well, before this president, there was a massive caravan coming to the border as we were preparing this show. And apparently, now that the president said no caravans and there is chaos at the border. We go now live.
Josh
I think they're in Honduras. Poor bastard.
Steven Crowder
So, yeah, the president. This is the lippy part you were talking about. If a percentage of what the United States spends on war were dedicated to peace in development, that would address the underlying causes of migration. It wouldn't address the underlying cause that your country sucks. Not your people, your country sucks. So it's. Hold on a second. Peace. Is there a war with Mexico that I don't know about? Aside from the drug war, when you talk about your cartel development. Wait, wait. You send 22,000 pounds or allow 22,000 pounds of fentanyl, enough to kill every American in this country through the border, and you expect us to develop your country? How about we take your shit near the 51st state? How about we stop allowing the rest of anyone in the world telling the United States how we should run our stuff? And you know what? How about we just say, hey, Canada, we're taking your resources, okay? That's it. Don't make us fight you for it. I know you got a few Cessna propeller planes with a couple of shotguns, but at this point in time, you have all of these resources. You're not using it properly. We're gonna be nice, all right? We're gonna make sure that everything is actually cheaper, more affordable. We'll give you more freedom. But your stuff is ours now. Mexico gets to tell us that we need peace and develop. If we spent money.
Gerald
What?
Josh
Well, if you spend less money on the wars overseas, then you could pay the cartel to keep your own country safe. It's simple economics, stupid.
Steven Crowder
It's hard to argue with that logic.
Josh
Just win. Stupid.
Steven Crowder
A female president.
Josh
Yeah. With their opponents dead.
Steven Crowder
So in Canada, to give an idea, from January 21 to June 24, illegal immigration there on that border increased by 12,700%. That includes 8,000 people from India this summer alone.
Dave
Okay, well, that explains.
Josh
Ooh, they got an immigration problem.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, that came just this summer. 8,000 people from India. Now, is this to say that we don't want any Indians? No, but we are saying is look at what happened in Ohio. 8,000 people in a summer from a country that shares nothing in common with our values, our culture, our society. Does not assimilation make. Do you understand that? Have you been to India? And I don't mean some silly white broad saying she's going to eat, pray, love across India and staying at the Hyatts. Have you been to India? They poop in the streets. 8,000 people this summer came across the border in one season. They come from a country where they poop in the streets and rape.
Josh
Thousand people rape over there. India never even noticed.
Steven Crowder
Think about that. It's not racist. No, no.
Dave
Go back to Canada.
Steven Crowder
Go back. You're not welcome. Whoa. Does that mean you're racist? No, no, no. You. 8,000 people in one season. And if we're talking about Canadian summer, that's like a month and a half.
Dave
That's true.
Steven Crowder
You can't just know. You can't just do this. You're not allowed to. In July, the Customs and Border Protection, they recorded their largest fentanyl bust at the northern border in the last five years. Huge. And by the way, CBC News, which is government funded in Canada, a lot of people here don't realize they go the corporate media and yes, corporate media sucks, but thank God we have new media, which they also try and crack down on in Canada because they have speech laws. CBC News used to be the only source of news in Canada. Government fund, by the way. They couldn't seem to grasp at all Trump's policy on this.
News Anchor
I think this is gonna bring a really big challenge. If we look at Canada specifically here. Makeup's a challenge for her to associate illegal immigrants and drugs crossing the border with tariffs that are two completely unrelated. There's no connection between the two. You're creating a real challenge here because the government does not control. Control, necessarily. People who are trying to move things illegally and people will always try to do that. So I think this is a really bold move on him and it can potentially be extremely dangerous for. For the economy.
Steven Crowder
I mean, yeah, I guess he's paying attention to Canada. So congratulations to all of us.
News Anchor
Thoughts and prayers to all of our.
News Analyst
Friends in the pmo. You know, Godspeed to all of you.
Steven Crowder
As you deal with this. This is. This is insane. Candidly, 25% is insane. It's absolutely insane. Did you hear what that lady just said? You know, it's not really the government's job. To the report I just gave you what's from the Customs and Border protection.
Josh
Agency, the 50% tax rate. I think maybe they should have some jobs.
Steven Crowder
That's literally what the government is supposed to do. Yes, it's one of the very few things government find the craziest pseudo anarchist libertarian and be like, by the way, by the way, should the government make sure that, like, dangerous people, criminals and cartels, should they make sure that we're safe at the border? Like, oh, yeah, that makes sense. I mean, come on. I don't believe in no government whatsoever for her to say it's dangerous for the government to try and enforce the border. I mean, I don't know what I'm. I don't even know what world I'm living in. You wanna act like it's 1984 because we believe that we should have a border. You believe that people should be kicked off of all public platforms for saying that. That boys shouldn't beat the shit out of girls in sports. And you want to act like it's this dystopian future where we're just saying, hey, let's just have a line around our country like has always existed. Let's go to China, because I'm done with this guy. China, they produce 97% of all fentanyl precursor chemicals. Okay? Then what happens is the Chinese sell these chemicals to the cartels in Mexico. Even though I know that that Chinese spokesperson said, no way, no, fentanyl never happened.
Gerald
You pronounce fentano?
Steven Crowder
I don't know. I don't know. Yes, yes. And so the more we punish Mexico, the more we punish China. Look, your choice is this. Punish Mexico, punish China, or keep having tens of thousands of fentanyl overdoses every year in this country, and violence and Lake and Riley situations at the border, and Aurora, Colorado, that's your choice. Okay? So if you agree there need to be some consequences for these other countries, including China, here's your choice. War or economic leverage? Pick one. You can't do nothing. It's that simple. And I think economic leverage is something that. Thank God we have a president who's actually run a business. Here's the key fact number three, you need to know. These countries absolutely need our market. We are the top export market for all three. Mexico, we make up 78%. Canada, we make up 75%. China, we're still their biggest export market. With 15%.
Josh
And that's like. They're exporting to us. So we're exporting to them.
Steven Crowder
They're taking in our stuff.
Josh
Okay, so importing our stuff or.
Steven Crowder
Sorry, sorry. They're exporting their stuff to us. I mean.
Josh
Oh, I see. Okay.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. They need our market. They need our market. They need to export to us because we're the ones who buy the stuff. Here's the thing. Yeah.
Josh
We're also gonna send it. Right. If 78% of their stuff is okay.
Steven Crowder
I get people in China. Most of the people living in rural China can't afford all these electronics and goods and services. So if you have someone, you know, whipping you chained to a loom in China or in some kind of sneaker factory, well, you want to sell them to the. Sell them to American kids. So to the tune of. I mean, with Canada, Mexico, 78%, it's like, all right, okay, so now that huge market share that you want. You want to take advantage of, well, we're going to charge you exactly what you charge us, and we're going to do it because you're allowing drugs that kill Americans to come over, and you're allowing cartels to come over. And until you stop it, I think it's really fair. You're just gonna experience what we experience with your tariffs. How could anyone be against that?
Dave
Got all the leverage.
Steven Crowder
All the leverage. I don't know.
Dave
The facts are we haven't used it forever, and we're slowly dying. And look, it's gonna hurt just a little bit. But Donald Trump is right. China is screwing us over. We have no means of production of some very, very important things right now because we've outsourced it to China. I don't normally cite Tim Pool. Maybe we can pull the video for behind the paywall. Not for any particular reason. Otherwise. He talks about a lot of interesting stuff. I just don't normally do it. But he made a phenomenal point on skateboards and skating community, which I don't care about. But nonetheless, he was absolutely right in how we've exported all of it to China for the wrong reasons. He made a really, really good point. So if we can pull that for afterwards, I think it'd be good. But Donald Trump understands he has all the leverage.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Dave
What are these countries going to do? Like, yes, it can be messy. Yes, we may have to pay some higher prices, but most of it's negotiation tactics. But wouldn't it be better if maybe there's a higher price to pay for Americans on something that's not catastrophic. It's not gonna tank our economy. And by God, an American company goes, you know what? I see an opportunity to do it better, do it cheaper here at home in the United States. Now we can compete. Thank you for giving us an opportunity to just do it on a fair playing field.
Steven Crowder
Yep. And you know, and you know who could never do that? You know who could never do that? Guy like Joe Biden, who since his 20s has suckled at the government. You think this guy's gonna understand contract negotiation in the private market? What about Kamala Harris, whose greatest qualification was blowing a mayor before she was appointed to a seat? Allegedly and then one. No, not allegedly.
Josh
No, that happened. No. The only thing in dispute is whether she did oral or not. Yes, well, she did the other.
Steven Crowder
She did everything. She slept with the guy and then got a job. These people aren't going to know the concept of leverage, of negotiation, of where you stand in the business relationship. Hey, for all of us, folks, this is what you are experiencing. What you are seeing right now. You just saw a response from Mexico. You just saw a response from China. What you are experiencing right now is that oh, so awful lack of experience from Donald Trump. When people said lack of experience, they meant he doesn't have the experience of Joe Biden or Kamala Harris. He hasn't been in office his whole life. What's he gonna do? You know what he's gonna do? He's gonna handle it like a businessman. He's gonna handle it like a guy who's run a multi billion dollar enterprise and has had to negotiate with people across the globe on a regular basis. Isn't that great? Isn't that something to be thankful for this year? Can you feel the difference? You have an adult in charge who's actually had to make a buck in the private sector and signs the front of checks, not the back of them. I think that that is a good thing. Comment below. That's a big thing for me. It's a big thing. As someone who runs a business. Anyone who runs a business. That's why you see the support sky high for Donald Trump, because it correlates. You look at his policies. And as someone who runs a business here in the United States, you go, yeah, okay, all right, that makes sense. Oh, we'll be able to hire more people. Oh, that incentive makes sense. We can provide more benefits. Health care for. Oh, oh, great. Thank you. People who don't get it are the people who never signed the front of a check in their life.
Josh
All right, what they mean by no experience is no debt to lobbyists or other people or businesses or lining the pockets of the bureaucrats. Exactly.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Josh
No experience, no debt. That's what that means.
Steven Crowder
Of course. Yeah. You think Joe Biden's going to be harsh on China when he talks about what great friends they are and may have business dealings going on there?
Josh
40 years of debt, that guy.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, it's a good point. All right, let's go to this really quick because the winning just. It just doesn't stop.
Dave
I'm thankful for this one.
Steven Crowder
It don't stop. It don't stop. The winning continued Tuesday, Jack Smith filed to completely drop the charges in his federal case against Donald Trump.
News Anchor
Breaking news from Washington. CBS News has learned special counsel Jack Smith has filed to dismiss the D.C. federal case against former President Donald Trump. The Justice Department charged Trump last year with plotting to overturn the reserve of the 2020 presidential election. This dismissal comes after Trump won the presidential election a few weeks ago. The Justice Department has a policy against prosecuting sitting presidents.
Steven Crowder
And for the record, we don't need to spend a ton of time on this. It's consistent with the doj, right, this long held sort of practice that the Constitution prohibits prosecuting a sitting president. However, because he's a prick, Smith left the door open for charges to come back once Trump leaves office. You moron, you should have kept your mouth shut because Donald Trump could just pardon himself.
Dave
That'd be awesome. On the way out the door, I pardon me.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Josh
Maybe that was his last ditch effort to not get. Not get looked into.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah.
Josh
If I leave this open, maybe they can, maybe they can just pardon himself and then they'll just forget about me.
Dave
This guy, I'm telling you, this guy, he cannot quit and he cannot resign. Whatever you do, you appoint him again and fire the hell out of him. It has to sting for this guy.
Steven Crowder
Yes, it absolutely does. And you know, just as a thank you to you this Thanksgiving, you know, a big part of this, if you guys don't remember, we had the DOJ official spokesperson. Right. Mud Club Undercover, which was entirely supported by you. Mud Club. Mud Club is now Rumble Premium. The Mud Club Undercover unit is working on some new stories coming up this year. The DOJ spokesperson said, yeah, they're just, this is a political witch hunt. They're stacking up charges, just trying to make it fit because they don't want Donald Trump. Trump to be president. Once that came out, all of a sudden, suits started getting dropped. Within the week, Donald Trump was, we knew for sure was not going to be in jail and was going to be able to run for president. I believe it was within three days. And now pretty much everything we're looking at being dropped. And that doesn't happen. Just like Donald Trump can affect global markets by his posts on social media. You need to understand, too, the outcry that you guys create, I mean, the viral component of this, billions of people who saw this story, that's not a small thing. It didn't play a small role in those in government saying, all right, there's enough pressure right now. Eyes are on us. We better straighten up and fly right. For those who don't remember, here's a refresher. Thank you, Mug Club now Rumble Premium. For those who want to take part in these moving forward, click that button.
Josh
Top spokesman, one of the top people in the U.S. attorney's office in Manhattan and was quoted exactly, quote, honestly, I think this case is nonsense.
Steven Crowder
Now every real estate person in New.
Josh
York does what Trump did. Nobody's ever been charged with this before. It's a perversion of justice. It's a bombshell. Video for Steven Crowder's Mug Club.
News Anchor
Mud Club Mug Club Undercover has been just killing. Goes on to say that he thinks.
Josh
That the slew of criminal charges against Trump is part of a larger political machine maneuver designed to derail his political candidacy and to make him a convicted felon.
Dave
I thought we, we lived in a democratic republic where we get to elect the president, not you guys get to throw him in jail when he looks like he's going to win. And that's, that's what this looks like. This is exactly what they're trying to do.
Steven Crowder
So within 48 hours, there is now a zero percent chance that he's in jail.
News Anchor
Before that, we have some breaking news. Judge Juan Merchand has ruled on Trump's request to delay the sentencing, that he will, in fact, delay it until November 20th.
Josh
They ought to drop it. They shouldn't delay it. They should drop it.
Gerald
Drop all of it.
Steven Crowder
Drop all of it. And that's because of Mud Club. And by the way, that reminded me, Geraldo Rivera said that he want. He would fight Dan Bongino. He said, if he's the kind of guy, if I saw him in a bar, I'd square up with him. Do you mean when he had cancer?
Josh
Yeah. Maybe that's the only time. First of all, you're probably not gonna catch him in a bar.
Steven Crowder
No, probably not.
Josh
Looks. He looks physically fit.
Steven Crowder
Yes, he does.
Josh
Like he cares about his body. He's not out in the bar telling sad stories about how dumb he used.
Steven Crowder
To bear is a frickin moron telling old failure stories.
Josh
Yeah, that guy is an idiot.
Dave
I completely gave away the location of those troops.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, I used to do a show on father. He was very nice and he had people that were very nice, but he is an idiot now.
Josh
Bongino would war with that guy.
Dave
Yeah, no kidding.
Steven Crowder
I mean, he could come out of the room of chemo treatment and beat Geraldo's ass.
Josh
Dan Bongino accepting the fight would be bullying.
Steven Crowder
Yes, exactly. It would be considered intimidation. Speaking of bullying, we're talking about Donald Trump and right now, obviously, Jack Smith, President Trump did have some final words for Jack Smith himself. And he didn't. He didn't mince them. At the tone, please record your message.
Donald Trump
Hey, Jack, it's me, your daddy. Have you heard the new song they're playing on the radio? It's all the rage. A big rage. It's a great song. Wonderful song. Very catchy. It goes, frankly, like this. Hit the road, Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road, Jack, I hope that you get gang raped. Isn't it a beautiful song? Frankly, the best song. I hear it everywhere. People singing along saying, jack, I hope it gets gang raped. They run a train, big old train on Jack.
Steven Crowder
That's my president. I'm a fan, you know.
Josh
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
And screw around.
Josh
Looks like Jack Smith's gonna leave multiple doors open.
Steven Crowder
Yes. Oh, he's been well, hey, he's gonna be taking notes from the Turkey Peep show.
Josh
That'll be a Pelosi situation. He's gonna get hammered.
Steven Crowder
We're gonna. We actually have a couple more stories to get to in Thanksgiving chat, but MC Baba dropped his latest single. But before that. Hey, look, thank you guys so much. We'll see you. If you are not a Rumble Premium member, there will be a Rumble Premium show on Friday.
Dave
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
So you always get it on Friday. But of course, no program tomorrow, no program Thursday because it's Thanksgiving and you get 100% more of this show every day. You get Nick DePaolo. You get. You get. I almost just said. Because we were just talking about Dan Bongino. You get. I almost just said Geraldo Rivera. Oh, my God.
Gerald
I can't.
Steven Crowder
Donald Trump Jr. We all didn't sign up. There's a whole lot that you get, of course. Mud Club, Mud Club Undercover. None of that happens without your membership. And by the way, we'll be announcing after Thanksgiving the. The co promotional mug for new members between us and Rumble. Yeah, it's. It's. It's good. We're retired. We've retired the OG mug, but mug club is Rumble Premium. You get everything ad free. You want an alternative to YouTube? There you go. Let's get to you. Just click that button. It makes it really easy. And you'll just be able to continue watching as we continue to go on. Because this next story. This is our favorite Congolese dj.
Dave
If you're only gonna have one Congolese.
Steven Crowder
I think there only is one.
Josh
Is he not a rapper also? Is he a dj?
Gerald
Rapper?
Dave
I think that's what they.
Steven Crowder
I call him.
Josh
An artist.
Steven Crowder
Yes. Yeah, he's in. You know what he is? He's an artist. Let's not. Guys, let's not put MC Baba in a box.
Josh
Yeah. Come on. The guy's innovative.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. For those who don't know, he's deaf and mute.
Josh
So he's like a mime in a box?
Steven Crowder
Yes, well, he's mute.
Gerald
Ish.
Dave
He makes some sounds.
Steven Crowder
But he does have a new banger out just in time for us all to give thanks.
Podcast Summary: Louder with Crowder – EXCLUSIVE: J6 Prisoner Enrique Tarrio’s First Sit Down Interview Since Trump Pardon
Release Date: January 24, 2025
In this episode of "Louder with Crowder," host Steven Crowder engages in a spirited discussion with his regular guests—Josh, Gerald, and Dave. The conversation predominantly revolves around recent political developments, including Donald Trump's pardoning actions, immigration policies, tariffs imposed on Mexico and Canada, and the dropping of charges against Trump by Special Counsel Jack Smith.
The episode kicks off with a heated exchange between Steven Crowder and Josh regarding platform control and political correctness. Crowder challenges Josh on issues like tolerance and deplatforming, leading to a back-and-forth on the integrity of YouTube and other social media platforms.
Steven Crowder [00:32]: "What if I don't clear my sinuses? I can't do my Trump impression in the morning."
Josh [00:49]: "You and your stupid mud club."
This segment underscores the ongoing tension between content creators and platform policies, emphasizing Crowder's stance against perceived censorship.
Crowder shifts the conversation to promote Rumble Premium, highlighting its benefits over traditional platforms like YouTube.
The guests also discuss upcoming shows and events, including performances at the Tacoma Comedy Club and behind-the-scenes content exclusive to Rumble Premium members.
As the episode approaches Thanksgiving, Crowder and his guests delve into discussions about the affordability of Thanksgiving dinners, critiquing reports by the Farm Bureau and NBC.
They argue that the reported cost of $58 for a Thanksgiving dinner for ten is misleading, citing inflated prices and incomplete accounting by the Farm Bureau. Crowder references external sources like LendingTree to substantiate his claims, asserting that the actual cost is significantly higher.
A substantial portion of the episode focuses on President Donald Trump's immigration policies and the imposition of tariffs on Mexico and Canada as a response to illegal immigration and fentanyl influx.
Steven Crowder [31:39]: "93% of Americans now think deporting illegals should be a priority for Donald Trump."
Gregory [43:23]: "Sheinbaum declared that caravans are no longer going to reach the border."
Crowder defends Trump’s stance, arguing that tariffs are effective negotiating tools against countries failing to control illegal immigration and drug trafficking. He criticizes the Biden administration for its perceived weakness in enforcing border control and accuses mainstream media of undermining Trump's policies.
The discussion shifts to legal matters surrounding Donald Trump, specifically the dismissal of charges by Special Counsel Jack Smith.
Steven Crowder [63:18]: "You moron, you should have kept your mouth shut because Donald Trump could just pardon himself."
Josh [65:31]: "This is exactly what they're trying to do."
Crowder and his guests interpret the dismissal as part of a larger political maneuver to undermine Trump’s presidential candidacy. They express frustration over what they perceive as a biased justice system targeting Trump, reinforcing their support for his presidency.
Throughout the episode, there are interspersed promotional segments for Rumble Premium and humorous exchanges among the guests. These moments serve to engage the audience while subtly reinforcing loyalty and encouraging subscriptions.
Steven Crowder [29:43]: "Prepwithcrowder.com. It's shelf stable. Emergency food kits right now."
Josh [69:34]: "He's an artist."
As the episode concludes, Crowder reiterates his support for Trump, emphasizing the importance of economic leverage through tariffs and condemning what he views as ineffective policies by the current administration.
The guests engage in one final round of banter before signing off, leaving listeners with a reinforced message of political resistance and support for Trump’s policies.
Steven Crowder [00:32]: "I can't do my Trump impression in the morning."
Josh [00:49]: "You and your stupid mud club."
Steven Crowder [18:14]: "You probably just are going by the sticker prices in your bank account."
Dave [31:39]: "I'm thankful for mass deportations."
Steven Crowder [63:18]: "You moron, you should have kept your mouth shut because Donald Trump could just pardon himself."
The episode serves as a platform for Steven Crowder and his guests to voice their strong support for Donald Trump, particularly focusing on his immigration and economic policies. They critique mainstream media narratives, defend against accusations of political correctness, and promote alternative platforms like Rumble Premium. The conversation is marked by partisan rhetoric, aiming to resonate with their conservative audience while dismissing opposing viewpoints.
Listeners are encouraged to engage with Crowder’s content through subscriptions and participation in Rumble Premium, underscoring the show's commitment to providing an alternative to mainstream media outlets.
Note: This summary captures the essence of the discussions and interactions as per the provided transcript. The episode title suggests an exclusive interview with Enrique Tarrio, but the transcript primarily features political discourse among Steven Crowder and his guests without direct reference to Tarrio’s interview.