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Steven Crowder
Hey there, new viewers. Thanks. I know you're coming in from Vince's show. We started a little bit early there, so we actually have a couple of. Couple of commercials here, intros for you to watch, actually a parody of American Sniper. Because this is a show that requires a lot of elements, a lot of editing. We're still putting it together. Five minutes is a big deal here. But hey, eight of the top 10 shows on earth yesterday were on Rumble. Think about that. None of them were on YouTube. That's the power of the lineup. From 9am to 4pm, it's going to be extended to a 24 hour clock. And the audience, well, you just get to continue watching all day. You don't need to go anywhere else. You have made that happen and went from Evita to Vince, me, Tim, Jeremy, Viva Frey. It's an exciting time. We really appreciate your viewership. Today we're going to be talking about France wanting the Statue of Liberty back. That's fun. The JFK files. What you expect to find. No more security for Hunter. That's fun. Also, special needs people at Reddit. So thank you for coming in, Vince. Folks, Bongino Army. We know that you miss your guy, but he's serving his country. And as we prepare the remainder of this show, enjoy this plug for the Rumble lineup. It's winning.
Gerald Morgan
Hi, I'm YouTube and on YouTube you're not allowed to say words like.
Steven Crowder
Well, what was. I didn't catch that.
Gerald Morgan
That's because we're on YouTube and on YouTube you're not allowed to say words.
Steven Crowder
Like on Rumble we can say all that.
Gerald Morgan
Really?
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
We don't police language on Rumble.
Gerald Morgan
Well, that sounds dangerous.
Steven Crowder
You can say anything you want. Really? Words like or. Or. What's happening? Oh, it's on YouTube, isn't it?
Gerald Morgan
That's right. My platform, my rules.
Steven Crowder
The worst.
Gerald Morgan
Well, that's your opinion. You stuff.
Steven Crowder
It stops. Rumble is reimagining the video.
Josh Firestein
Platform.
Steven Crowder
YouTube is dead. Rumble did it. Watch the new Rumble Live lineup Monday through Friday, including Louder with Crowder at our new time, 11am Eastern.
Tim Pool
I'm seeing something.
Steven Crowder
1900 yards out.
Josh Firestein
Can't even see that far out.
Steven Crowder
Hold your fire. You'll expose us all.
Gerald Morgan
He's right.
Steven Crowder
Legend.
Gerald Morgan
No bueno.
Tim Pool
Correction. That's 2,100 yards out.
Gerald Morgan
That's almost a mile. That's an impossible shot.
Steven Crowder
Wait, you're set to kilometers or metric system. This is America.
Gerald Morgan
Well, it's Iraq, but shut up.
Tim Pool
Eyes on target. This is Legend Base. I got ion target. Initiate QRF. Over.
Josh Firestein
Copy that. ET on quick reaction force is 20 minutes out.
Tim Pool
There it is. It's broadcasting clear as day. That algorithm is coursing through that screen right now. It's big, there's no doubt about it.
Gerald Morgan
Are you sure? Can you confirm it's big tech?
Tim Pool
Oh, I'm sure. Nowhere in the natural world does the playlist include Wolf Blitzer, Jake Tapper, and Trevor Noah. Wait, hold. Can't identify. They just began on the playlist. An episode of Dicker Dildo.
Gerald Morgan
Which one is it? Dicker Dildo.
Tim Pool
It's always dick. I'm looking at a magnified bed sheet with two queers playing Dicker Dildo. As though there's any kind of suspense.
Steven Crowder
Jeez, dude. Quick reaction force is 20 minutes out.
Josh Firestein
You stand the down.
Tim Pool
I'm also identifying that this is in fact, not age restricted. Can confirm two dicks, no dildos. Kid friendly on YouTube.
Gerald Morgan
Why don't you quit touching yourself? Take the shot.
Tim Pool
Aim small, miss small. Do it for Mug Club.
Steven Crowder
You just this legend.
Tim Pool
Did I.
Steven Crowder
Glad to be with you. It is our official start time, of course. 11am Eastern and Monday the 24th. That's D Day. No more streaming on YouTube. YouTube is dead. Rumble did it, and that's becoming undeniable with eight of the top 10 shows on earth yesterday all being right here in the lineup on Rumble. So thank you very much. If you're on YouTube, you gotta get off. There will be no more live streaming to YouTube. So download the Rumble app. That's the best thing to do. Update the app. Not right now. Let's get. Although still, I should say, if you're still watching on YouTube today, this will probably pop up for the last week. Go to Rumble. Go to Rumble. It's a live show every day, Monday through Friday, 11am Eastern, as well as the rest of the lineup. Today, we will be discussing. Get ready, guys, for the quick YouTube dump. Reddit retards. We're introducing a new segment, Reddit Retards.
Gerald Morgan
You might see a dump.
Steven Crowder
Yes, we're going to get to that. Because they believe that Elon Musk is actually Hitler.
Josh Firestein
Oh, my gosh.
Steven Crowder
And that removing the Secret Service detail from Hunter Biden is actually a Nazi move. So we're going to show you what the other side thinks. What the other side also thinks is that they should take the Statue of Liberty back. But France is a silly place and no one respects them. We're going to get to the JFK files. They'll be released today. What do you expect? Let me ask you this. Do you think Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. What is your favorite JFK conspiracy? And we'll get into what we do know, which is not conspiratorial and certainly isn't necessarily congruent with the original story we were given. We'll provide all the references, and then we'll all. We'll have a roundtable and get into who we thought did it. Don't say the Jews, Gerald.
Josh Firestein
Cubans.
Steven Crowder
Well, I think there's a Cuban Jew. One or two hates Jews.
Josh Firestein
I don't.
Steven Crowder
Why would you do that? Yes, you do. A lot of people say it. I say, whoa.
Josh Firestein
No one says it.
Steven Crowder
He frankly hates the Jews too much. He says no. I say yes.
Gerald Morgan
So Gerald thinks it was Carlos Leibowitz.
Steven Crowder
Yes, he does.
Josh Firestein
Yes, he does. Makes sense.
Steven Crowder
Captain Morgan, CEO Josh Firestein. Not Firestein on X. Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
Hello. Good morning. Oh, look at that.
Steven Crowder
There you go. Let's go.
Gerald Morgan
Look at you when you kiss me.
Steven Crowder
Let's go to this first one. And we reviewed this this morning. This is pretty tough to follow because she's nonsensical and we're not even at the Reddit retard segment yet. Whoopi Goldberg said this yesterday on the View that she. Whoopi Goldberg, fake name. But you get it. She's afraid of being deported because something. Something. You make sense of it. Yeah.
Viva Frey
If they can just come up and take somebody because they've made a decision that you are supposed to be that person. Any one of us could find ourselves being deported to some country.
Gerald Morgan
Don't give me any ideas, girl.
Viva Frey
Well, listen, good.
Steven Crowder
You know, I don't think you have to worry about anyone. Idea farming from the View.
Viva Frey
We don't continue to say we want. Listen, I understand you want to clean out all the old bad stuff. I get it. But why do you now have access to my personal information? I get what? The things you're trying to do.
Josh Firestein
I don't understand.
Steven Crowder
You mean the irs?
Viva Frey
Why you're taking my stuff. My personal. Not my personally, but each and every one of you.
Gerald Morgan
She's saying immigrants are her property.
Viva Frey
Constitutional rights of free speech, which, you.
Steven Crowder
Know, maybe she's on.
Viva Frey
You know, you never let us say anything. We're, you know, conservatives. And in fact, you're doing the same thing you are accusing everyone else of doing, and you're doing it in a way we've never seen before because very few people have kept you from speaking out. But this is where we are now. Well, we're right here now. And, you see, I beat the music.
Steven Crowder
Hold on a second. Did she just say that very few people have kept Donald Trump from speaking out. They tried to put him in prison and literally banned him from every social platform for half a decade.
Gerald Morgan
Two people tried to kill him.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Is there, is there anyone you can think of about whom that would be Last year, they haven't tried to stop you from speaking out? Well, the bullet says otherwise. She's afraid of being deported. Now, I thought this was hyperbole because it made no sense, but then realized she actually may have reason for concern when I discovered the Dusty Old bitches Act of 1798. So they did. They were always, hey, I'm supposed to be here to hear, let's open in prayer, child. She.
Gerald Morgan
She wandered so much in that little rant, she started talking about how they're gonna try to find them. They're like, how do we prove it's me? That's not even your real. Whoopi Goldberg. Isn't your real name Predator?
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Josh Firestein
Yes.
Gerald Morgan
Like what?
Steven Crowder
Yes, exactly.
Gerald Morgan
How do you prove that with an id I I.
Steven Crowder
It's me.
Gerald Morgan
Whoopita.
Steven Crowder
I don't understand too. No one's trying to silence you. Literally the opposite. It's the exact opposite. And by the way, we've been deplatformed. We've been demonetized. That's why there's. That's why there's the Rumble lineup. Right now, we're migrating everyone off YouTube, but certainly Donald Trump. Is there anyone genuinely comment below who has been more silenced or de platformed as a president of the United States than Donald Trump? Comment. Trick question. The answer is no. And if you answer anything other than no, maybe Reddit is the place for you. Because I spend a lot of time on the leftist websites, Democrat underground, Reddit politics. We get a lot of information from the left so that we can inform you as to what it is they're saying, what it is that they are thinking. We make all of the references available every day. Links in the description. I encourage you to peruse them. My soul is not what it once was. Like, it's maybe a quarter because it has died a little bit every day. Going to Reddit and going to the Democrat underground and reading what they say. Today, they're talking about Elon Musk being an actual literal Nazi. Which brings us to our first installment of Reddit Retards. This is why we're canceling our streaming to YouTube.
Josh Firestein
Just imagine next week that's gonna get worse.
Steven Crowder
So let me walk you through this, because those on Reddit are convinced that Elon Musk actually wants to gas Jews, not oh, he's a fascist. They actually believe that he is a Nazi. And this is thousands of comments and people. That's what's so concerning. March 14, Elon reposted a tweet, okay, that said. Or a post on X. It said Stalin, Hitler and Mao didn't murder millions of people. Their public sector workers did. Now he deleted the post because of some blowback. Here's the thing. He's correct and that is a valid point. The point that was being made is not Stalin, Hitler and Mao are good people. It's that it requires a long line of people to go along with evil who are just doing their job. That's a valid point. That in no way is praise for Hitler. I don't think he should have removed it. Let's give some more context though. Yesterday, Elon agreed with a post on X that said we didn't hate Hitler because he made a stiff arm salute. We hated him because he murdered millions of people and tried to eradicate an entire race. And by the way, I agree with that. For example, Nazis, by the way, have the Hitler bad, Hitler bad. Hugo Boss made nice outfits.
Gerald Morgan
It still does.
Steven Crowder
If I had to choose between the little stupid cyclist hat that the Scottish wore in World War II or the SS uniform, I'm going SS cause it's Hugo Boss. You guys don't have Armani on the payroll. But I don't like the genocide. So Hitler was primarily reviled and disgraced because of the genocide, because of the murder, because of the hatred for Jews. Also because he played his music far too loud. Well, that's how they took Poland so fast.
Josh Firestein
That's the stoplights. I hate it.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, it's my workout music.
Steven Crowder
Now I'm going to get to the comments from the folks on Reddit and the point here, it doesn't matter what you do. Appeasing crocodiles is futile. Don't try and find common ground based on a lie. Elon Musk. Love him, hate him. Or if you're somewhere in between, he has been crystal clear on the Jews, on what he thinks of Nazis and where he stands.
Josh Firestein
What is bad about Nazis?
Steven Crowder
It's not their.
Josh Firestein
It wasn't their fashion sense or their mannerisms. It was the Holocaust. It was the war. And genocide is what is the bad part. I grew up around a lot of Jewish people. I went to Hebrew preschool. Rachel Spiro in South Africa. My name is very Jewish.
Steven Crowder
Just imagine Hitler sitting there listening to that Jewish music. Wouldn't happen. I can't place the dubstep again you're not going to Hollywood. Night, night.
Gerald Morgan
When does the beat drop on this?
Steven Crowder
That's right. There's Simon Cobble when you need him. So. And the reason I'm gonna read you some comments again, these are threat. We're picking ones that have thousands of comments. The biggest political sort of message board form out there is because a lot of people complain about echo chambers and being siloed. I don't want you to be that. You need to know what the other side is saying so that you are equipped to deal with it. Once upon a time, there are disagreements. Now I'm going to tell you, the far left, the entire Democratic Party, they are as radical as can possibly be. That is their voting wing. Let me read you some comments here from the Reddit retardos. This comes from. I don't want. I don't want to list their name, but this is one of the first comments there. I didn't think Musk was stupid enough to say something like that the first time that he supported Nazis. Boy, was I ever wrong. I wonder if we went back to his home in Africa, would we find out that he was a racist there as well? Wow. Will make me happy he didn't say anything positive at any point about Hitler or about genocide. Here's another. Another Reddit Mensa member says it's because he's crying about his Tesla's not selling. Once a Nazi, always a Nazi. I hate being. Yeah, yeah, but here's the thing. Maybe first of all, that's not necessarily true. There are plenty of Nazis who learn the error of their ways. As Christians, if we don't believe that humans can be redeemed, then there's no reason for a God. There's no reason for Jesus to have ever been a sacrificial lamb. So I don't even agree with that premise. However, in this case, it's flawed because of that first part. Once a Nazi, right? What if never a Nazi does always a Nazi. Never a Nazi, Always a Nazi. Now you've simply written an oxymoron, you retard. Let's go to one more. Here it says about Elon Musk. You just saw all the context. Check the links. I bet folks in the German government had some questions for him. Holocaust denialism is against the law there and very punishable. He wouldn't want to have his Tesla factory near Berlin closed. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Sorry. Retarded. Show me where he denied the Holocaust ever. This is what the left does. They create a premise that has no basis in reality. You may wonder in your day to day interactions, why does this person think I'm a racist? These people believe that Elon Musk denied the Holocaust and that Donald Trump is a Nazi. Start it with a false premise, no basis in reality, and then go on to a conclusion which is just as illogical. Here's one more.
Gerald Morgan
It says if he had said some Holocaust denial stuff, then Germany surely would have already taken action against them. They arrest people for memes about right. Immigrants.
Steven Crowder
So. And by the way, Germany's also wrong to do that. Germany is as Germany does. I think that Holocaust denialism, it's stupid, but I don't think it should be outlawed. People have the right to express their opinion, but in Germany they just can't help that totalitarian streak. Here's one more. It says blood. Elon, you should shut the F up you apartheid Nazi boar.
Josh Firestein
One minute.
Steven Crowder
Scario. Bo Bo bo.
Viva Frey
What's that?
Josh Firestein
No idea.
Steven Crowder
I don't even know what that was.
Gerald Morgan
That was, that was Rosie movie the other day.
Steven Crowder
Oh, she's so bad at playing. I couldn't even tell.
Josh Firestein
I just thought it was Rosie.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, yeah, that was her talk show.
Steven Crowder
How long before she has a fake Irish accent?
Josh Firestein
I know. How long before they kick her out of the country?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly. She's going to come back like, you know, you Americans are. Well, what are you talking? You're a fat American lesbian. Anyone here think Elon's a Nazi?
Josh Firestein
Elon's been going after the bureaucracy. He's made that point over and over and over. And his point was the only way those people were able to do what they did, killing millions of people, is because the bureaucracy went along with it. Yeah, that's what he was talking about. Like it's a completely reasonable statement to make. But everybody just loses their mind because he's a Nazi.
Steven Crowder
An invalid comparison is for example, saying, well, Elon Musk said that government workers carried out horrible acts, therefore he's a member of the ss. That's not a reasonable conclusion. That's an if this, then that. But there isn't even an if. This, I will say inaccurate, I would say analogy is, hey, you know what? It required government workers to other and target their fellow neighbors. Kind of like it required government workers to other and target parents at PTA meetings who didn't want boys in their bathrooms. Kind of like it took othering and targeting for the IRS agents to target members of the Tea Party or conservative activists. Right. Not saying they're Nazis. I'm saying it's a step along. That Path of hating your neighbor. Comment below if you think that's a more valid comparison. And I'm not even calling them Nazis. And this is what's happening to every member of President Trump's cabinet. All of his appointees, they're getting slammed, including, I mean, you've seen it with Patel. You've seen it with Hegseth. Just a fox morning host just ignoring his decorated service. And even RFK now, for they've dug up some. Some old fitness videos. What? They're criticizing RFK for offering video criticism of how some Americans improperly work out.
Laura Loomer
Now, this tall, seemingly fit individual thinks he has a plan in place, but he's at serious risk for injury. From this angle, his form looks a puff. If he continues training like this, he'll hurt himself. That's not the kind of form you want for practical use, like putting a dead bear in the trunk. There's not enough beef tatlow in the world to help his body recover from mass. And this one has definitely been vaccinated. The only saving grace is that he's using the jacked up Power Rack Pro. That will surely increase his longevity.
Steven Crowder
Well, I didn't know he's gonna be criticizing me.
Josh Firestein
Well, and rightfully so.
Steven Crowder
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Josh Firestein
I love a lot of the attachments, too, because I just do bench squats and some rows. And you basically can throw some attachments on there. You can do all the cable stuff you want to do, but you can throw it on there. Put a bench. If you're like, I just want heavy weights to use with plates, you can do that, too. It's fantastic.
Steven Crowder
It's everything you need. And remember, when you like, hey. I was like, wait, those are the guys who have that machine. I'm like, give me. Give me his number. Give me his number. Now I'm texting with Don back. I'm like, hey, man, could you put this in your next machine? He's like, oh, yeah, it's a really good idea.
Josh Firestein
But no, calm down. Because I was like, hold on, hold on. I don't know if they want to. I think they want to spot. Dude, that'd be awesome. Yeah, they're so good.
Steven Crowder
Our gym was crap. Remember? Everything was from a garage sale before that. But we got it done. It was like Rocky iv. We were just like, lifting yaks.
Josh Firestein
We still make gains.
Steven Crowder
So let's go to the place that nobody likes. No, don't say Reddit. France. I don't know if you know this, but France, now they're talking about how they want to take the Statue of Liberty back, so. Well, let's kick this off with Little Diddy. France. We saved your ass back in World War II.
Carolyn Levitt
It's only because of the United States of America. The French are not speaking German right now.
Tim Pool
Go take a stroll through your noo.
Steven Crowder
Zone in a no go zone.
Josh Firestein
I love that.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, so we have our own no go zone. It's near the gym. Don't go in there.
Josh Firestein
Yeah, don't.
Gerald Morgan
Don't go in there when I'm in there.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah.
Josh Firestein
The restroom.
Steven Crowder
Wait, when? Oh, okay. That's right. Oh, people here. This little inside baseball, but it's gross. Now, France, the theme that we're kind of. The theme today is exposure. President Trump is exposing a lot in that the left, they can't help themselves from revealing themselves to be as radical as they are. We're going to get to msnbc, the White House Correspondents dinner, in a minute. Some connections there that a lot of people may not know about. But we're seeing this with a lot of nations in Europe. They've exposed themselves, Right? They've exposed themselves as selfish exploitation experts. You. And I've said this, and I mean it. You, the American worker, that means employee or business owner. You subsidize the world. Yes, that includes France. That includes most of Europe. That certainly includes Canada. You subsidize all their free crap because we defend them through your tax dollars so that they can look down their noses at us. You are paying for that. You are paying for that luxury and that privilege so that they can go out there and grandstand. So this week, a French politician by name of Glucksman, which doesn't sound super French.
Gerald Morgan
Gluck, gluck, Glucksman.
Steven Crowder
Glucksman. I'm glucksman. That's right. I gluck, gluck, gluck, gluck. What?
Gerald Morgan
I gluck on a man. I'm a glucksman.
Steven Crowder
It's okay, we gluck all the time.
Gerald Morgan
What the gluck are you talking about?
Steven Crowder
Yesterday I glucked a candlestick. Now this politician is the. He's brother, the cluck.
Gerald Morgan
Don't gluck with me.
Steven Crowder
We're children. So this French politician, Gluckman, demanded that Americans return the Statue of Liberty to the silly country of France. Well, in France, you guys haven't had actual freedom in a century, right? Also, I thought you were French, not Indian.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, what happened? Did your immigrants take all the copper? You need the copper back.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly. With the price of precious metals, you stupid Indian giver. Start defending your own country. How about that? And take a bath. And I get it. It's just a negative stereotype. But the French suck. And I'm from French Canada, so I can say it. By the way, everyone hates the French. Once you get to French, there's no one left to hate the French. Canadians hate the French from France, and the French from France hate the French Canadians because there's no one left on that bottom of the hatred totem pole. The Indians hate the French, so they.
Gerald Morgan
Hate a lot of people, I think.
Steven Crowder
Far left member of the European Parliament. There his Raphael Glucksman demanding that we hand back again based on a false premise. You obviously hate the Statue of Liberty. Yeah, sure. This administration hates the Statue of Liberty and the principles by allowing more speech, by allowing Americans to keep and bear arms, by lowering taxes, by trimming federal bureaucracy and bloat and fraud and waste. I guess that means that we're not the bastion of freedom that France is. So the answer, of course, is no. But President Trump may be willing to trade it for 8,000 cases of wine, three of their nude beaches, and half of Gerard Depardieu. That is a trade that.
Josh Firestein
Yep.
Gerald Morgan
Top off, huh? Okay.
Steven Crowder
And France, if you refuse the offer, President Trump is probably going to pawn it and use it to buy two cybertrucks he can use as skis. That's what we'll be seeing.
Gerald Morgan
He's ripping it up. Dude, Cool Borders. Remember that game Cool Borders 2000?
Steven Crowder
Yes, I do.
Josh Firestein
I don't.
Steven Crowder
What are we about to say there, Gerald?
Josh Firestein
Nothing. I'm sorry. Go ahead.
Steven Crowder
No, I don't have anything. No, I Feel like I've defecated on France.
Josh Firestein
I looked at the guy's. The little card that we pulled up with a guy and he's a socialist. And I'm like, I feel like we're doing our jobs. If we've pissed off the socialists. Yes, that's what we're supposed to be doing.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Josh Firestein
And come and take it. France, you haven't been able to come and take it to anybody in centuries.
Steven Crowder
No. By the way, it's not recommended that you send in your soldiers with a standard issue individual white flag.
Gerald Morgan
Hey, that's their secondary weapon.
Steven Crowder
It is.
Gerald Morgan
They also have a baguette.
Steven Crowder
That's where they got it from the Acme cartoons when the gun would just go. And a white flag. That's the French weapon.
Josh Firestein
Exactly. Or no, it's a French rifle from the war. Never fired. It only dropped once.
Steven Crowder
Yes, yes, exactly. Frank, I don't care. Look, hey, we're better than Europe. That's why we left. Comment below if you disagree with it.
Josh Firestein
Yep, yep.
Steven Crowder
I am an American supremacist as it relates to Europe. And by the way, you can't say that that's racism, because I believe that blacks, black, brown, yellow, white Americans are superior to Europeans of all races and stripes. And Carolyn Levitt addressed this Frenchman's grandstanding yesterday at a press briefing.
Josh Firestein
There is now a member of the European Parliament from France who does not think the US Represents the values of the Statue of Liberty anymore. They want the Statue of Liberty back. So is President Trump going to send the Statue of Liberty back to France?
Carolyn Levitt
Absolutely not. And my advice to that unnamed low level French politician would be to remind them that it's only because of the United States of America that the French are not speaking German right now. So they should be very grateful to our great country.
Steven Crowder
Hey, it was a team effort. No, not really.
Josh Firestein
No. Okay, you guys capitulated real fast, really quick because you couldn't figure out that they were going to do exactly what they did in World War I, you morons.
Steven Crowder
This is. They're being exposed as exploiting the United States of America and we're dumb. France is a leisure society. They create nothing, they contribute nothing. And it would be one thing if two nations on equal footing had a disagreement, and they're like, we want the gift back. And we're like, oh, well. Oh, how am I talking in French?
Gerald Morgan
I don't talk.
Josh Firestein
I don't know.
Steven Crowder
Hey, we want it back. Well, look, okay, fine, but then you give us back our scientific. All right? We'll have a trade. But they contribute nothing. And they can only do this because the United States defends them. That is absolutely true. And by the way, that's not just because we're better than them. France chose to not meet their 2% military GDP spending as far as the agreement in NATO until 2023. And these same people demanding that the United States fund a never ending war between Ukraine and Russia. Prior to Russia's invasion, only six nations came within striking distance of meeting the NATO goal. By the way, the United States is also France's biggest source of foreign direct investment. They need us. France, we don't need them. Canada needs us, we don't need them. They talk about relationships, right? A marriage or a relationship is friendship, is a good one where neither one of you need it but you choose to be there. Difference is these people need it. And at this point we are evaluating if we still choose to be here. That's what it is. This is again about the exposure of these other nations, of the media, of Hollywood. They are revealing themselves to be who we always knew that they were. And as far as foreign countries, we are done with being exploited at the hands of international governments. It has been effectively a new world order, globalist raping. And France doesn't get to take part anymore. To the new viewers, I bet you didn't expect an American history X parody with Uncle Sam getting raped by France.
Josh Firestein
Or Josh to go full nude and commit.
Gerald Morgan
That wasn't full nude. I had a hamburglar shirt on.
Steven Crowder
Yes, you did.
Gerald Morgan
I looked like little rapist Pugsley.
Steven Crowder
And by the way, it was very fitting because you burgled my heart.
Gerald Morgan
I did? Well, you didn't tell me that.
Steven Crowder
Oh, I tried to do it on air because I, you know, I wanted to be a moment.
Gerald Morgan
All you said was, oh, they call that stop.
Steven Crowder
There's a little bit of no. All right.
Josh Firestein
For all the new viewers. I'm so sorry, so sorry about this.
Steven Crowder
In France, no means yes. Be my guest. So.
Gerald Morgan
Hello, mon.
Steven Crowder
All right, by the way, download the app if you're watching right now. This is the lineup. You have Evita, you have Vince, you have me, you have Tim Pool, you have Jeremy at the quarter and you have Viva Frey. We are all leaving YouTube. The best way to be in touch. Download the app and follow me on Rumble. If you have the old app, update it. Not right now. You get notifications, show, update it later. YouTube is dead. Rumble did it. Eight of the top 10 shows on Earth yesterday on Rumble.
Josh Firestein
And Russell Brand will be back.
Steven Crowder
That's right. I'm sorry, A week.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Russell Brand is going to be back and in that lineup. This is just the beginning. The sum is greater than its parts. What's the expression? Yeah, something like that.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
And there's a promo code.
Steven Crowder
Oh, that's right. $20 for people to join Rumble Premium promo code.
Gerald Morgan
Rumble Live.
Steven Crowder
Rumble Live. We appreciate the support. And this is. This is part of the mass exodus. It's the cancellation of YouTube on Monday. Let's move on to something else that's fun.
Josh Firestein
For who? Everyone.
Steven Crowder
For everyone who doesn't smoke crack and put Eminem minis on their penis.
Josh Firestein
I'm out. That's right. It was not the full peanut.
Steven Crowder
I said either or. So, yes, you are out. You don't necessarily have to. Both, and not in that order. So yesterday you should. I love this timeline. It's always fun when you can see something take place in real time.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
President Trump was, I guess, confronted by a reporter with information that Hunter Biden was in South Africa with a huge security detail. Here's the setup. And then we're going to have the prestige.
Donald Trump
Sir.
Steven Crowder
There were 18 Secret Service agents protecting Hunter Biden in South Africa this weekend. Who's paying for that?
Donald Trump
And do you plan to revisit? Well, we have done that with many. I would say if there are 18 with Hunter Biden, that will be something I'll look at this afternoon. Okay. I just heard about it for the first time. So you have 18 Secret Service going. Where is he exactly?
Steven Crowder
In South Africa.
Donald Trump
In South Africa. In South Africa, you know, is on a watch list. You know that? Because what they're doing to people, well, it's brutal. And I stopped having money. Go to South Africa. You know that. Billions of dollars. So he's in South Africa. That's very interesting. All right, I'm going to take a look at that. Thank you very much.
Steven Crowder
So it ended with. That's very interesting. All right, I'll take a look at that. Within hours, this happened. We've now learned that President Trump has ordered the Secret Service to end its protection. Biden's children, Hunter and Ashley Biden. I'll look into that. And then he walked. He walked away and said, cancel it.
Josh Firestein
Take a measured approach.
Steven Crowder
And by the way, this story, this information was first broken by Laura Loomer over the weekend. And, you know, love or hate her, she's done some pretty incredible work and broken some big stories lately. Eighteen Secret Service members, and even though he's bankrupt, a dollar five hundred a night. Villa, Villa, Villa. I'm in the French Act. It's a villa.
Josh Firestein
There's no excuse.
Steven Crowder
Try the Ky. It's delightful. Now.
Josh Firestein
Double your pleasure.
Steven Crowder
18 ticket service members, a $500 night villa, six weeks or two, three month trip, depending, I guess, on how long he stays. And this was in coordination with US Embassy, by the way, in Pretoria. So let me give you some background information, then we'll get to some of the claims here. This is one of those stories. It's outrage porn for the left. Okay? This is not unprecedented. This is normal. There's been kind of some exceptions. Exceptions made or exemptions for the. For the Biden crime family syndicate. Yeah, Effectively, this is a guy who is basically skipping out on the law without technically skipping out on the law. So last week, California judge granted Hunter Biden's motion to dismiss his own lawsuit against a Trump staffer, a guy named Garrett Zigler. So Hunter Biden filed the suit and then said, yeah, I don't wanna do it. I wanna dismiss it.
Josh Firestein
I'm too broke is his excuse.
Steven Crowder
That's what he said.
Gerald Morgan
I gotta pay for this villa.
Steven Crowder
He said he's too broken. $500 a night for a villa for three months and you pay itself. Yeah, the crack budget is.
Josh Firestein
It's a big part.
Steven Crowder
It's overly generous.
Gerald Morgan
He's restocking in South Africa.
Steven Crowder
Yes, it is. Great crack in South Africa.
Gerald Morgan
Great crack in South Africa.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
But I think he should be more fiscally responsible with the crack budget. But that's just me, Mr. Old Fashioned.
Gerald Morgan
So you haven't done crack, Especially South African crack. You think it's a diamond and then my perfect crack.
Steven Crowder
You're gonna love the crack from something. You're an absolute. The best crack comes from apartheid.
Gerald Morgan
You gotta go through the minor slaves, find it in their toes.
Steven Crowder
Jeez, you ever tried smoking a blood diamond? Fantastic. So Biden had his own suit dismissed, fled to South Africa before the case was even dismissed. And again, the person who he was suing, Ziglar, is now seeking $200,000 in legal costs. So as this has all been taking place, you have Hunter Biden running to a country for a $500 a night villa that he supposedly can't afford, and 18 Secret Service agents. Which brings us to some of the claims that you are seeing. And this is how they build up President Trump and you and Elon to be Hitler. If you believe this is some type of atypical act of cruelty, well, then you'll believe that the Republican Party, that conservatives are cruel people. Here's the claim that you're hearing and the outrage is that Trump is trying to get Hunter killed. That's what they're saying everywhere.
Gerald Morgan
He didn't exile him to South Africa.
Josh Firestein
He didn't give him more crack.
Steven Crowder
Right. Well, here's the truth. I mean, only former president's children under the age of 16 are supposed to get a Secret Service detail. This is not new. This is not completely unprecedented. Donald Trump may be ending it three months earlier than usual because of the six month transition. But I think, you know, crack and single handedly being part of the scandal that stole an election from the American people. You know, I think you take the three months, it's, you know, it's a haircut. At that point, you kind of have it coming. And if you look at more of the claims coming from the left, well, it brings us to another installment of Reddit Retards.
Josh Firestein
All right, that's catchy, Billy.
Steven Crowder
You can have the sample ready again.
Josh Firestein
Yep.
Steven Crowder
This is from a Reddit commenter. It says to avoid waste and fraud. I hope next president does the same for Trump's family and associates.
Josh Firestein
Mentally retarded.
Steven Crowder
Here's the truth is they all do. That's what it is.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, I agree with you. I hope that they do the same thing.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
I hope the next president does exactly what every single president has done according to the law. Me too.
Gerald Morgan
They did the same thing for Trump in his first administration. Except for Barron, he was under 16.
Josh Firestein
Yeah, yep.
Steven Crowder
So references links in the description. Like, nothing up my sleeve. You can go. That comes from the Secret Service website in case you think it's biased. Here's another comment that was made on Reddit regarding Donald Trump. He's such a mean spirited, evil piece of shit that has nothing but hatred and venom in his head 24 7, 365. No exceptions. Huh? He'd pull protection for Obama, Biden and Clinton too, if he could. That's who he is, a mean spirited, narcissistic, sociopath, grifting bully.
Gerald Morgan
Have you seen my wiener?
Steven Crowder
Probably like he. Yeah, here's the truth. He's not tried to and he can't. President Trump can't pull Secret Service from, from like Bill Clinton or Obama. They're ex presidents. They do get Secret Service detail. Grown children who smoke crack and drywall don't. Is that clear enough? Like, I know this feels like remedial, but we have to, we have to explain this.
Josh Firestein
You don't even need the hardened felons. Yeah, it's just grown children don't.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, adults don't get them done. Here's Another one from Reddit, it says, and this is their trump card. Like, this shows you how out of touch they are. This is in response to this story. Oh, now, this will certainly bring down the price of eggs.
Josh Firestein
Retard alert.
Steven Crowder
Here's the truth. They're already down 47%. We covered this yesterday. Like, what?
Gerald Morgan
Also, of those 18 Secret Service agents, 12 are also employees of a chicken farm. So they can get out there, get to work.
Steven Crowder
That makes sense. Well, at least nine of the 12, three allegedly have the bird flu. So sorry, meat grinder. It is figuratively. Now, this is something the left, and this is always why I said, remember when Newt Gingrich used to say, I'll campaign On one thing, $2 gas. I remember saying, that is a really, really dumb campaign. You shouldn't try and make your central argument one that can be refuted by the actions of tomorrow. So when the left goes, how about the price of eggs? How about the price of eggs? How about the price of eggs? They've just handed you a win. But the left is so out of touch and they are so siloed into their own echo chamber, they're still using it as an argument. It would be like somebody coming up to you in 2025 saying, like, yeah, what about gay marriage? What are you talking. Shut up. Are you. Is this Reddit in real life? Are you functionally retarded? What about the price of eggs? It's down. It's 47%. Like a record decline in prices. Even if you want to make the argument that that has nothing to do with Donald Trump's actions or this administration, fine, we can have that discussion. But the left is still saying the price of eggs are just as high. They're down 47%. We covered it yesterday. This has been the latest installment of I'm Tired. Reddit retards. James Carville on CNN right now, always got the LSU's work, Jefferson's last Thursday of last week. And I got to tell you, I think, I think that there's a good plan brewing in there.
Donald Trump
I really do.
Steven Crowder
The best plan is not going to.
Donald Trump
Be very good because we don't have.
Steven Crowder
The vote, we don't have the power. The economy is a huge issue, as it always is. All right, that's enough. I hope his Make a Wish comes true.
Gerald Morgan
Can't wait for their sitcom, Two Dumb Guys.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. What are their beliefs? All right, this is another. So again, the theme is exposure. The left is exposing themselves to be exactly who we believe them to be. Now, a lot of you moved on from this. But it's important because there are some connections that people may not know exist. Sometimes you wonder, hey, how does this person have a primetime show considering that they are untalented, unlikable and unphotogenic? Right. Well, that's where you do just a little bit of digging and you follow the money and you realize that there are some unsavory connections. And we've seen that with network executives as well as on air host, by the way, it happens on the right, too, but it happens a whole lot more on the left because ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN. Right. Google, YouTube. One point. Meta. So you all know that Joy Reid was fired.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Yep. There were a lot of questions as to who would replace her. And I know what you were thinking. Probably just replace her with another sassy, bald black lady. That's what we all thought.
Josh Firestein
That's a banger.
Gerald Morgan
MSNBC forever.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Today's show makes very little sense to those listening on audio. You should go and watch on Rumble.
Josh Firestein
Not Sorry.
Steven Crowder
But here's really. This is what's so interesting. So Joy Reid, her ratings sucked. They were doing really badly amongst young men. Right. The show had to be canceled because it was too far left even for Democrats. And they are realizing that that does not appeal to the national electorate. I know you'd be thinking that they would straighten up and fly right, but instead, Eugene Daniels, the replacement, stepped up and said, hey, Joy, here, hold my penis.
Josh Firestein
Go.
Gerald Morgan
Hit it.
I
He has a hard time running against Vice President Harris because she's a black woman. So I played football, and it surprises people because of the nail polish and the pink. Now they explain the Elon Musk Rain better way than they do when they go on television. They don't talk about him as. As an oligarch behind the scenes. You haven't seen them out on the road.
Josh Firestein
Jordan Peele has changed.
I
You have not seen them out on the road. You haven't seen him out on the road that much for her campaign, I'm told how they're gonna change. I grew up in the south, so.
Steven Crowder
I have that go for you who.
I
Look like me to understand how important politics is to their everyday life. If you listen to what Slotkin said, there were old moments that you can take out and give to any Democrat for them to say, right, I get to cover the White House. I get to walk into the White House bringing this family with the ancestors.
Gerald Morgan
The Miami dice, when I go into.
I
That space or something. Because we all know that the White House was built by slaves you can't tell me nothing about being black.
Josh Firestein
Right?
Steven Crowder
Like that.
I
Like I'm black. I can tell, you know, like I have a PhD in being black. Like I'm good.
Steven Crowder
Funny is it's not even, it's not even just a joke. He actually probably does have a PhD in being black. You can get that at Brown these days, ironically.
Josh Firestein
So.
Gerald Morgan
Yes, Dr. Black. Yes, please call me Doctor.
Steven Crowder
They call me Mr. Queer Black Flamboyant. Now you guys can name that movie. I switched it a little bit so it would be easy to say, okay, who cares? No one watches msnbc. Yep, I agree. Got it. Very few people watch cnn. Of course. Very few people watch Colbert. Got it. Kimmel. Understood. Seth Meyers. It's about the connections that you don't see. So who is Eugene Daniels? He's actually the president of the White House Correspondents Association. What? Yeah, he's the president of the White House Correspondents Association. President. So let me ask you this. You've seen these, the White House correspondent dinners where they often they roast sort of the president, if he's the president, who do you think will be permitted to take part? And does that play a role in the kind of bias and frankly a planned sandbagging of any Republican president which has taken place over the last several decades. It's a political organization. Last Friday, Carolyn Levitt said that she wouldn't attend this year's Correspondence association dinner.
Carolyn Levitt
I will not be in attendance at the White House Correspondent's dinner. And that's breaking news for the Sean Spicer Show.
Steven Crowder
President Trump has never attended because he knows if he goes there, of course he's just going to be attacked. And it's not about not having a sense of humor. It's about the fact that they never go as hard on a Democrat as they do with a Republican. Why? They're hoping that they, they're hoping they draw a little blood and then they can clip it and get it out there. This guy at MSNBC who replaced Joy Reid is the President. Let me give you another one. He's the co author of the Politico playbook. Keep in mind, Politico is one of the foremost fact checking organizations, right? That's who Google, YouTube meta did for a long time. Long time. They rely on Politico to determine what is real and what is fake news, including the Hunter Biden laptop story. Politico, Reuters, Washington Post, Politifact. These are people who are designated as reputable news agencies. Do you guys see how pervasive this is? Also this guy, Eugene is super active on Instagram, but it's okay. He takes the prep pill. So you guys can. Yeah, it's.
Gerald Morgan
What's the prev pill?
Steven Crowder
It allows him to engage in his hobbies relatively carefree.
Gerald Morgan
Oh, oh, Anti aids.
Steven Crowder
Yes. Yes.
Josh Firestein
He and his partner have a sketch show.
Steven Crowder
It's called See and Neil. Yes. So this is where the left is. Right. They're gonna try and present as more moderate, but the truth is, if you understand who is pulling the strings, they only. They can't do anything other than double down if they're going to be honest with you. You.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
And it's because they genuinely hate America. Americans, what it is that you stand for. They are advocating for foreign nations while you subsidize them. People you see on air, you go, well, no one cares. No one watched them. That's true. There are still billions of dollars behind these organizations. And that's also a part of what Doge is doing, is exposing some of that. President Trump's very existence has exposed who these people are, and now there's an active agency that is going to continue to root it out.
Josh Firestein
I thought when MSNBC fired Joy Reid, didn't. What's her name? Go on, Maddow, go on the air crying about how this was terrible and that they're not going to have representation? Like, they. They went further down the kind of the totem pole, the oppression. I think he wins.
Gerald Morgan
What's more. What's more diverse? A bald black lady. A bald old black lady or a young black gay man?
Josh Firestein
I guess Joy Reid's audience was made up of all gay men, so they thought maybe throwing another one. Are. Is there any industry in which gay men are overrepresented more than at liberal TV stations?
Steven Crowder
Also, there's no industry in which airlines. That's true. That's true. One of them handed me a water and he. But when he handed me the bottle of water, he handed it in a way where I had to make contact with his hand. He looked me in the eyes, and so I went, get that shit out of here.
Josh Firestein
No, you didn't.
Steven Crowder
No, I didn't. I didn't want to. I didn't want to commit a hate crime, but I didn't look him in the eyes.
Gerald Morgan
I don't like a. A straight male flight attendant.
Steven Crowder
No.
Gerald Morgan
They creep me out.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
No, no. Get your weird alpha ass out of here, dude.
Steven Crowder
I prefer female flight attendants.
Gerald Morgan
Go fly the plane or something.
Steven Crowder
Female flight attendants are. Are preferable.
Gerald Morgan
All right, well, I like the gay. I like the gay one.
Steven Crowder
No, the female ones. It's a lady place.
Gerald Morgan
They're nicer to me.
Josh Firestein
Well, I wonder why, Josh.
Gerald Morgan
I don't wonder why at all. I think. I know.
Steven Crowder
I know. Because they're looking for first class. Behind that curtain going, me thinks me sees A.
Josh Firestein
I'll be in 17D.
Gerald Morgan
I always get upgraded.
Josh Firestein
Don't say it. There's so much. You dare, all of you.
Steven Crowder
I could just look at Billy and he knows. Clip it. Yeah, this is. I also think there's no group that is more represented in mainstream media while being completely unrepresented. The average black American shares nothing in common with us. No. Have you seen how black males in the United States treat flamboyantly gay men? They're not huge fans.
Josh Firestein
Not great.
Steven Crowder
Usually not great. They're not as accepting as guilty white people because they haven't been browbeaten into accepting someone else's culture lest they be accused of homophobia. Like, get that queer out of here, man.
Gerald Morgan
I think tides are shifting.
Steven Crowder
It could be. I guarantee you this is not going to have a heavy urban male demo.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, they added them to the pride flag.
Josh Firestein
Yeah. Do you think it's going to be better? Do you think these. The ratings are going to be better than Joy Reid?
Gerald Morgan
I'm sorry, He's a man, so maybe.
Josh Firestein
No, it's sort of a man. And by the way, research is trying to admonish me. Find cable stations, not TV stations. They're like, well, I don't know where you got that stat.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, take that admonishment.
Josh Firestein
I didn't say that I was admonished. They have not proven me wrong.
Steven Crowder
Well, Gerald, it's safe to assume now.
Josh Firestein
That'S a fair point.
Steven Crowder
And by the way, thank you, everyone who's watching this is, you know, the Rumble lineup. We are canceling YouTube. YouTube on Monday the 24th. That is D Day. No more streaming to YouTube. We don't want to give them our money. We don't want to give them your viewership because these people hate you. However much you think MSNBC hates you or cnn, the people at Google Alphabet, they despise you more. I have been there since 2009. Let's all leave Rumble. You can watch it live. We own Live. None of the top shows are on YouTube. Anyway, that shows and what this reflects. Guys, when you're tuning in right now to the number one show on Earth, you're the mainstream. Don't let the left gaslight you into believing that you're fringe. More people are tuning in like you than to any other show. Each day that tells you something. It's really not about me. It's not about us here. It's about you. We set out to create the kind of show that we wanted and we were told it would never work. We were told that there weren't enough people like us out there in the country. And we're funded by viewers like you. We never do more than one sponsor a show because. Because you mug club now, rumble premium, it's $99 annually or $9.99 a month. You can get $20 off with the promo code Rumble Live and you get to continue watching a full additional hour of show every day. The free part stays free and you get to go watch Tim Pool.
Josh Firestein
Right. So this has been many years in the making. Us leaving YouTube and it's not just us on an island having the number one show. It's us bringing everybody else along with us, some other successful people as well, putting everybody in a Rumble Live lineup. It's making an alternative to all of this. And it's only possible because of you guys subscribing. So thank you you very much.
Steven Crowder
Conservatives have to build a bench and we're doing our level best, so we appreciate your support. JFK worst airport dead. Don't say syphilis and jaundice.
Gerald Morgan
Why?
Steven Crowder
Well, because he had both.
Josh Firestein
Marilyn Monroe.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, that could be said of every Kennedy not named Ted. So people have been saying, where are the Epstein files? And I agree. I don't think you're going to get them. You guys can comment below. I don't think you're going to get unredacted Epstein files. Also, I don't think you're going to get a whole lot of information from the JFK files. I mean, you're talking about half a century that they have had to change alter. But who knows? Yesterday President Trump did appear at the Kennedy center and announced that the release of the JFK files would take place today. Oh it.
Donald Trump
We are tomorrow announcing and giving all of the Kennedy files. So people have been waiting for decades for this. I don't believe we're going to redact anything. I said just don't redact. You can't redact.
Steven Crowder
Have you seen what's in the files? Have you read them?
Donald Trump
I've heard about them.
Steven Crowder
What's there anything interesting?
Donald Trump
It's going to be very interesting. It's many pages. Is it 80,000 pages? Approximately 80,000 pages. So it's a lot of stuff, Mr. President. And you'll make your own determination.
Steven Crowder
My prediction, it was murder.
Josh Firestein
Seriously, Steven Seagal.
Steven Crowder
Come back, hold my feet to the fire on this one.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, but who did it? With what weapon? In which room?
Steven Crowder
Well, I believe it was that talking French candlestick in the lounge. Machine gun. Also, stay away from the clock. He gets a little handsy after a couple of Sherry's.
Gerald Morgan
Now the butler clock.
Josh Firestein
Ted Cruz is dead.
Steven Crowder
There are a lot of. Your dad killed jfk. Where were you that day? Oh, no. So here's what we do know. There are a lot of conspiracy theories around the JFK assassination. Full disclosure, I don't really know what I think. I've. I went down that rabbit hole where there were so many theories.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
And the people who present them, they're very, very convincing. Okay, So I want to separate what our theories out there versus what we do know. And we do know more than the initial story that we were told. Okay, so what we do know. Lee Harvey Oswald was there. Okay.
Josh Firestein
Right.
Steven Crowder
He was there at that book depository. Right. There's physical evidence on the sixth floor window of the rifle that he bought. There were multiple eyewitnesses placing Oswald at the scene.
Josh Firestein
There are some issues there.
Gerald Morgan
Three cases.
Steven Crowder
There are some issues there. It. There are some issues there. And here's what we also know. The CIA and the FBI definitely, they knew about Lee Harvey Oswald. Right. He was on the government radar when he defected to the Soviet Union in 1959. He was a person of interest. They had been tracking him depending on the time period. So he was there. Some people say he's not the only shooter. Okay, we'll get to all that. And the FBI, the CIA knew about him. And that wasn't presented right. With full disclosure to the American people. Also, we know, and some people would argue that this lends credence to conspiracy theories that the President of the United States was riding in an open top convertible in downtown Dallas, very slowly taking.
Josh Firestein
A right and then a left. Yeah.
Steven Crowder
So this is not one of those things where I think it's some kind of a crazy lizard people conspiracy theory. We definitely haven't been given the full story. All right. That doesn't mean that we know what the full story is. Do we think that we will get that with these files? I wouldn't hold my breath. What do you think?
Gerald Morgan
No, I don't think we're gonna get the full effect of it all the information. I have a theory about what happened though.
Steven Crowder
Okay. I'm gonna go through the narratives and what the. I wanna hear yours.
Gerald Morgan
Well, let's. Well, I'll wait then.
Steven Crowder
No, no. Okay.
Gerald Morgan
Are you sure, Yeah, I can hold it in.
Steven Crowder
All right, Gerald.
Josh Firestein
Okay, let's go through some of, some of these things.
Steven Crowder
The first narrative that you heard was like Oswald was a lone gutman. Right. Okay. The conspiracy out there, and I don't mean conspiracy as though it's not valid, I just mean something that hasn't been verifiably proven beyond all doubt is that there have been multiple. There were multiple shooters.
Josh Firestein
I mean other than physics, but. Yeah, go ahead.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, okay. Well, there you go. There you go, Mr. Jones. Now another narrative out there is that Oswald, right, that was set, meaning this is what we were told, Oswald plotted along conspiracy, which by the way would hold a lot of water if you're just going by motive, was that the USSR and Cuba may have health helped Oswald or that the CIA or the federal government in some capacity was involved. That second part I leaned toward because they knew about him. And again because the President of the United States was traveling in an open top convertible very slowly in downtown Dallas. I don't have an answer other than the people in charge would have had to be retarded.
Josh Firestein
They were on Reddit the night before.
Steven Crowder
So yes, exactly. Here's the narrative that you've all been told as far as the explanation is that the Secret Service was negligent. Okay, that could be true. The conspiracy is that maybe someone actually ordered the Secret Service to stand down actively. Now this brings us to the next narrative. And I shouldn't say this is a narrative, but it just kind of went like at no point early on were the people going, hey, who killed Jeff? The Jews. But the conspiracy is that clearly the Jews did it and solely the Jews did it.
Josh Firestein
Oh my gosh.
Steven Crowder
And we do have a reputable source. Gaddafi at the UN General assembly in 2009, he had this to say about the JFK assassination.
J
Why did he kill him? Jack Ruby, an Israeli killed Lee Harvey Oswald. Who killed Kennedy.
Steven Crowder
Just threw that out there.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
J
Why did this Israeli kill Kennedy's killer then? Jack Ruby, the killer of. The killer of Kennedy die in mysterious circumstances before he could be tried. We must open the files. The whole world knows that Kennedy want to investigate the Israeli Dimona nuclear reactor. This involves international peace and security and weapons of mass destruction. That is why we should open this file.
Josh Firestein
Gosh, it's always the Jews.
Steven Crowder
There's 10 people in chat that are vindicated right now. Yeah, dad, Jeffrey Ross said so.
Josh Firestein
Yes, if you look at the Jews and who they assume, imagine your life is just everything is the Jews fault.
Steven Crowder
Come on now, look, could there be Some truth that other intelligence agencies. Sure, but that's not exclusive to Mossad or even Israeli intelligence. By the way, my primary problem with Epstein is that our own intelligence agencies clearly knew and have covered it up. Same thing with jfk. We'll get to the juice. Here's a bonus. By the way, Gaddafi also demanded investigations into other assassinations because he is a man of integrity, if nothing else.
J
Who killed Patrice Lumumba and why? And who killed Secretary General Doug Hammarskjold? Then there's the assassination of Martin Luther.
Steven Crowder
You.
J
And then there was Khalil Wazir or Abu Jihad. A Palestinian was attacked. We cannot keep silent. Even though submarines and ships were detected along the coast of Tunisia, where he was killed. Abu Yad was also killed. And we should know how he was killed.
Steven Crowder
I just. I wonder.
Josh Firestein
I wonder what his theory was on who did it.
Steven Crowder
Well, I was wondering how expensive a fully marble podium must be. It is really pricey.
Gerald Morgan
Probably more expensive than good cameras.
Steven Crowder
Yes, yes, I would imagine, but you.
Gerald Morgan
Guys cut it too early. He went on to ask who framed Roger Rabbit.
Steven Crowder
He did.
Gerald Morgan
I still don't know.
Josh Firestein
You're never gonna get to the bottom of that.
Steven Crowder
Nope, nope. We don't. But that. The lady in the red dress was when I was a kid. Big fan.
Josh Firestein
All right, Jessica. What was her name?
Gerald Morgan
Jessica Rabbit.
Josh Firestein
Oh, okay, there we go.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, she was married to a cartoon rabbit.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, you really had to search through your mental Rolodex.
Josh Firestein
I forgot the last name.
Steven Crowder
It's the same name as the main character first. Yeah, Jessica. Jessica Hair.
Josh Firestein
No, that lady in the red dress. That was. No name associated.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, but everyone knows Jessica Rabbit. Yeah. Come on. All right, give me your theory on jfk.
Gerald Morgan
Okay, I got two theories.
Steven Crowder
All right, let's hear.
Gerald Morgan
All right, theory number one. He was working with the Cubans.
Steven Crowder
Okay.
Gerald Morgan
Okay. He was working with the Cubans. Fidel Castro. And then. That's why Trudeau quit.
Steven Crowder
Ah.
Gerald Morgan
He knew the files coming out. He knew the truth was coming out. That's theory number one. Theory number two.
Steven Crowder
All right. Right.
Gerald Morgan
It was actually a hit on the mayor of Dallas who was sitting in front of jfk.
Josh Firestein
Oh, no, Come on. That's stupid. You can't possibly believe that.
Gerald Morgan
Wow.
Josh Firestein
Whoa.
Gerald Morgan
That was insulting.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Hold on a second.
Josh Firestein
We have new.
Gerald Morgan
Am I really going to be called an idiot by the guy who doesn't know Jessica Rabbit's last name?
Steven Crowder
You know what? I'll take it a step further. That's okay. You don't have to defend yourself, Josh. I'll step thank you.
Josh Firestein
Go ahead.
Steven Crowder
This is not the kind of place where we deny people's lived reality. Okay? A lot of my viewers were better than this. If he thinks it was the mayor as.
Gerald Morgan
Cause he was hit too.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
And his wife was. Was recorded as turning back to JFK and saying, see, Dallas does love you or something like that right.
Steven Crowder
Now. Look. And so you're in no position as nonsensical. And as it may be.
Josh Firestein
Thank you.
Steven Crowder
You are not allowed.
Josh Firestein
We love you, Josh.
Steven Crowder
What do you think?
Gerald Morgan
What's your Reddit handle?
Josh Firestein
I'm not saying. All right, so I definitely don't think it was just a lone shooter. Right. So I kind of made that clear earlier with my physics comment. I do think there was a second shooter. I don't know all the details about it. Unless a bullet can do things that nobody has proven that a bullet can do conclusively, and maybe that's hard to do.
Gerald Morgan
Have you seen Wanted?
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Josh Firestein
Oh, you know what? The spinning thing, I didn't even account for that with a rifle.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Josh Firestein
Depository science. Pretty good.
Steven Crowder
I mean, it doesn't usually work. Physics usually applies. But when Angelina Jolie has a Desert Eagle, go. Watch out.
Gerald Morgan
They figured how to do it. Ms.
Steven Crowder
Odd.
Josh Firestein
It's possible that I'm wrong. I mean, I'm not saying this is 100% true, but I feel like there's a second shooter, and I definitely feel like this isn't much.
Steven Crowder
Don't say feel.
Josh Firestein
You think that's right.
Steven Crowder
And he was quoted as saying 360 headshot. What do you think?
Josh Firestein
References.
Steven Crowder
Okay, so you think there was a.
Josh Firestein
Second United States government, like the FBI, CIA? I think these guys knew. I think these guys. I think these guys more than knew. Yes. If. At the very least you can say, okay, if you want to go all the way and say they were involved, fine. I think that's going to be really hard to prove. Maybe we'll see that. I think it's likely letting something happen.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Josh Firestein
As well. Like not being negligent. Actively doing it, I think, is probably what you would see.
Steven Crowder
Well, think of this. Compare it to the attempted assassination on Donald Trump. Right, Right. Do you think that the intelligence agencies did it, or do you. At the very least, they were negligent or they allowed it to happen.
Josh Firestein
Right. All you gotta do is say, hold fire for one second and, you know, just we're not sure or something.
Steven Crowder
Or in that case, when a bunch of people are going, hey, there's a guy on the roof with the gun who says he's going to shoot the. The presidential candidate, Donald Trump. Like, just don't say, ah, quiet down.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
Maybe don't leave your ladder.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
Next to the roof.
Josh Firestein
Right? Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
And then not put anybody up there.
Steven Crowder
I mean. Yeah. So I definitely believe if I know, it's like pulling the goalie. It's pulling the goalie. And they can do that. They have done that. And look, these institutions have no one to blame but themselves for your mistrust. They are at an all time low. That is what is being exposed right now. You guys trust the FBI? The CIA? Do you guys trust our intelligence agencies? How about the irs? How about usaid? It's not your fault. It's their fault. I don't think we'll have that many answers on. I know.
Josh Firestein
That's my problem, too.
Steven Crowder
But theory number three. Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
Swamp monster.
Steven Crowder
Well, I've heard that, too. I've heard that one, too.
Josh Firestein
There's some stupid theories out there. Josh named one of them.
Gerald Morgan
All right. Small monsters. A bit too much.
Josh Firestein
I have to go back to that one.
Gerald Morgan
That's what you get for being such a bully, Gerald.
Steven Crowder
That's right.
Josh Firestein
I get bullied quite a bit myself.
Gerald Morgan
It's not my best day, but you're not gonna bully me about it.
Josh Firestein
But I think. I think you're right. I don't think we're gonna know. I think that information, if it existed, kind of like the Epstein files, is gone. Like, you're gonna get 80,000 pages of information that we probably already knew. I'd be surprised if there was something and they were like, whoa, smoking gun. Who knew?
Steven Crowder
Well, the problem is if you think, hey, the gatekeepers might be involved and you are relying on the integrity of the gatekeepers.
Josh Firestein
I know.
Steven Crowder
That is the problem that we find ourselves facing. And we'll get into this more, and we'll get into some chat more as well. If you are watching right now. Look, hey, if you want to watch about another hour, another hundred percent more show, click that button right there. Join Rumble Premium. We're going to continue. We're going to play hipster hobo. We're going to actually watch the new Happy Gilmore trailer that released. For those of you who are not Rumble Premium members, hey, stay right here. And Tim Pool is coming up next live, right here on the lineup. Rumble Live. YouTube's dead. Rumble did it. There's a whole lot of show left, and you can stay here all day long. So before we go into jfk, we want to. Are we going to be watching the trailer? Yeah, yeah.
Josh Firestein
Happy Gilmore 2 trailer was there some.
Steven Crowder
Breaking news that you guys were telling us.
Josh Firestein
Nothing breaking. I mean, Donald Trump is talking to Vladimir Putin right now. The call was either. The call is done, but it was at least an hour long, so we don't have anything.
Gerald Morgan
I'm sure we'll intercept it.
Steven Crowder
Well, send them over to Tim Pool. And you know what? Let's just start watching the trailer for Happy Gilmore 2 before we get into JFK files. Arnold, Jacko, Tiger, SpongeBob.
Podcast Summary: "From Hunter Biden's Security to the JFK Files - How the Trump Admin is Exposing Deceit"
Louder with Crowder
Release Date: March 18, 2025
Host: Steven Crowder
Steven Crowder's episode, titled "From Hunter Biden's Security to the JFK Files - How the Trump Admin is Exposing Deceit," offers a robust discussion on various political and social issues from a conservative perspective. The episode navigates through topics ranging from platform migration, international disputes, high-profile political figures' security details, media biases, to historical conspiracies.
Timestamp: [00:01] – [04:48]
Crowder opens the episode by announcing the show's significant shift from YouTube to Rumble. He emphasizes the perceived advantages of Rumble, particularly its lenient content policies and the platform's growing prominence.
Notable Quote:
Crowder ([00:01]): “None of them were on YouTube. That's the power of the lineup.”
He highlights that Rumble has become a powerhouse by housing eight of the top ten shows globally, suggesting that this move will provide greater freedom and reach for his content. The transition is portrayed as a strategic move to escape perceived censorship and monetization issues on YouTube.
Notable Quote:
Crowder ([04:48]): “You just get to continue watching all day. You don't need to go anywhere else.”
Timestamp: [01:10] – [04:48]
Crowder engages in a brief skit with Gerald Morgan and Josh Firestein, humorously contrasting Rumble's lack of stringent language policing against YouTube's restrictive policies. This segment underscores the show's advocacy for free speech and minimal content moderation.
Notable Quote:
Gerald Morgan ([01:14]): “That's because we're on YouTube and on YouTube you're not allowed to say words like...”
Notable Quote:
Crowder ([01:18]): “Like on Rumble we can say all that.”
This exchange serves to reinforce the narrative that Rumble is a more hospitable environment for creators who feel censored elsewhere.
Timestamp: [21:20] – [26:20]
A central topic of discussion is France's recent claim to reclaim the Statue of Liberty. Crowder criticizes this demand, framing it as France's attempt to exploit American generosity. He mocks the French nation, suggesting they lack respect and contribution, and predicts humorous outcomes if the Trump administration were to entertain such a request.
Notable Quote:
Crowder ([24:24]): “France, if you refuse the offer, President Trump is probably going to pawn it and use it to buy two cybertrucks he can use as skis.”
Crowder asserts that the United States should not be subservient to European demands and uses this situation to highlight what he perceives as Europe's exploitation of American resources and labor.
Timestamp: [51:02] – [63:05]
The episode delves into the anticipated release of JFK assassination files. Crowder discusses various conspiracy theories surrounding President John F. Kennedy's assassination, questioning the official narrative that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. He invites listeners to consider alternative explanations, including potential involvement from government agencies.
Notable Quote:
Crowder ([52:26]): “Have you seen what's in the files? Have you read them?”
Crowder and his guests explore theories suggesting multiple shooters, possible government conspiracies, and the integrity of intelligence agencies like the CIA and FBI. They debate the likelihood of uncovering definitive evidence from the newly released files, expressing skepticism about the completeness and transparency of the forthcoming information.
Notable Quote:
Crowder ([55:06]): “The first narrative that you heard was like Oswald was a lone gutman. Right.”
The discussion underscores Crowder's broader theme of exposing deceit and challenging established narratives, positioning the Trump administration as a force against hidden corruption.
Timestamp: [31:56] – [37:34]
Crowder addresses the controversial reduction of Hunter Biden's Secret Service protection. He scrutinizes the allocation of 18 Secret Service agents for Biden's security in South Africa, questioning the financial rationale and implying misuse of resources.
Notable Quote:
Crowder ([32:34]): “There were 18 Secret Service agents protecting Hunter Biden in South Africa this weekend. Who's paying for that?”
He further criticizes Hunter Biden for allegedly mishandling finances, referencing his dismissal of a lawsuit against a Trump staffer and suggesting that Biden's actions reflect fiscal irresponsibility.
Notable Quote:
Crowder ([34:36]): “That's why there's the Rumble lineup. Right now, we're migrating everyone off YouTube.”
This segment serves to cast doubt on Hunter Biden's financial and legal dealings, aligning with broader conservative critiques of the Biden family.
Timestamp: [05:40] – [10:49]
Crowder introduces a new recurring segment titled "Reddit Retards," where he critiques and ridicules conservative viewpoints expressed on Reddit. The segment highlights the prevalence of extreme and unfounded accusations against figures like Elon Musk, labeling them as Nazis without substantial evidence.
Notable Quote:
Crowder ([05:40]): “We're introducing a new segment, Reddit Retards. So thank you for coming in, Vince. Folks, Bongino Army.”
By showcasing these Reddit comments, Crowder aims to demonstrate what he perceives as the irrational and baseless nature of leftist online discourse, reinforcing his message against censorship and promoting alternative platforms like Rumble.
Timestamp: [10:49] – [20:01]
A significant portion of the episode focuses on the baseless claims circulating on Reddit that label Elon Musk as a Nazi. Crowder defends Musk by contextualizing his statements and condemning the misuse of his words.
Notable Quote:
Crowder ([10:45]): “Those on Reddit are convinced that Elon Musk actually wants to gas Jews... They actually believe that he is a Nazi.”
Crowder argues that Musk's intentions are misrepresented and that such accusations are unfounded and harmful. He emphasizes the importance of understanding the context of Musk's statements and warns against the dangers of baseless labeling.
Notable Quote:
Crowder ([11:54]): “I don't think he should have removed it. Let's give some more context though.”
Crowder concludes this segment by dismissing the Nazi accusations as part of a broader strategy by the left to discredit prominent figures without evidence.
Timestamp: [41:50] – [46:29]
Crowder critiques mainstream media outlets, particularly focusing on the firing of Joy Reid from MSNBC. He attributes her dismissal to low ratings and the show's perceived extreme leftist stance, arguing that such media decisions reflect inherent biases within major news organizations.
Notable Quote:
Crowder ([41:50]): “Joy Reid, her ratings sucked. They were doing really badly amongst young men. Right. The show had to be canceled because it was too far left even for Democrats.”
He sarcastically discusses the replacement of Joy Reid, implying that the new host embodies even more liberal biases, thereby reinforcing his narrative of media manipulation against conservative voices.
Notable Quote:
Crowder ([44:57]): “President Trump has never attended because he knows if he goes there, of course he's just going to be attacked.”
Crowder uses this example to illustrate his claim that mainstream media perpetually targets and undermines conservative figures while maintaining favorable coverage of liberal personalities.
Timestamp: [46:05] – [62:50]
Expanding on JFK assassination theories, Crowder and his guests discuss the potential involvement or negligence of intelligence agencies like the CIA and FBI. They explore various narratives, including the possibility of a second shooter and government complicity, while dismissing overt conspiracy theories as unrealistic.
Notable Quote:
Crowder ([56:37]): “There's 10 people in chat that are vindicated right now. Yeah, dad, Jeffrey Ross said so.”
The discussion also touches on broader distrust in government institutions, emphasizing the need for skepticism and independent investigation into historical events.
Notable Quote:
Crowder ([62:33]): “What do you guys trust the FBI? The CIA? Do you guys trust our intelligence agencies?”
This segment reinforces the episode's overarching theme of exposing deceit and challenging established narratives, urging listeners to question and seek the truth behind historical and contemporary events.
Timestamp: [63:05] – [64:00]
In his concluding remarks, Crowder reiterates the importance of migrating to platforms like Rumble to escape mainstream censorship and continue promoting free speech. He encourages listeners to support the conservative movement by subscribing and participating in the Rumble community.
Notable Quote:
Crowder ([63:05]): “Conservatives have to build a bench and we're doing our level best, so we appreciate your support.”
He ties together the episode's themes of exposing deceit, challenging media biases, and fostering a resilient conservative community, positioning Rumble as the ideal platform for these endeavors.
Steven Crowder's episode weaves together critiques of international politics, media bias, and historical conspiracies to present a narrative of uncovering deceit and advocating for conservative values. Through satirical segments, direct quotes from controversial figures, and in-depth discussions, Crowder aligns his audience with a vision of free speech and skepticism towards established institutions. The promotion of Rumble serves as both a practical recommendation and a symbolic stand against perceived censorship.
Note: This summary captures the essence and key discussions from the provided transcript, structured into clear sections with notable quotes and timestamps for reference. It is tailored to provide an informative overview for those unfamiliar with the episode.