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Steven Crowder
Available@pocket hose.com Terms welcome to the live Rumble lineup. Your mic's not on guys. Yet. Welcome to the Rumble live lineup. 9am Eastern to now 7pm Eastern because we just added Andrew Wilson at 6 or sorry at 5 and then Nick DePaolo who is in third chair today at 6. It's all free. And of course welcome Bongino Army. As I understand it, once Bongino army, always Bongino Army. Coming in from Vince. Welcome Vince. Which of course it comes from Vincente in Latin. All the Romance languages are based in Latin, which translates to roughly enough about the Jews today. Can we please. That's a rough translation. So obviously a lot has been going on, but we don't need to talk about just Iran. Though we will talk about Tucker Carlson and Ted Cruz. Spoiler alert, both are wrong. But we're also going to be talking about something pretty fun today. I don't even know this. Jaywalking laws were deemed racist in New York and now Harvard Specialized spent a bunch of money on a study to find out why black pedestrians are twice as likely to be hit as whites. So that's fun. Eric Swalwell also shared the gayest anti Trump ad ever. They have like the Mayhem guy from the All State commercials, only it's a Republican rapist. And the smartest man in the world. Of course he's Asian. Says that he is a Christian, and Stephen Hawking can eat a bag of. Let's go on with the show. Oh, hey. Hey, Josh. Hey.
Nick DePaolo
Can you. Can you whip up a script for our sponsor, Seaweed Distillery? Can you do that for me?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah. When.
Nick DePaolo
When do you.
Steven Crowder
Do you need it by?
Nick DePaolo
I need it tomorrow.
Steven Crowder
Tomorrow.
Nick DePaolo
Tomorrow, yeah. Can you do that?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nick DePaolo
No problem. Yeah. Thanks. Thanks. Ok.
Steven Crowder
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Gerald
Hey, yo, Gerald.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah?
Steven Crowder
Got that idea for CB Distillery I was telling you about.
Nick DePaolo
Cool. What is it?
Steven Crowder
Check it out. I want my cbd. Cbd. Cbd. I want my cbd.
Gerald
Cbd.
Steven Crowder
Cbd. I want my cbd. Cbd. I want my distillery. I want my CB Distillery. I want my cbd. Cbd, cbd. So what'd you think? That.
Nick DePaolo
That is genuinely terrible. How long did that take you to do?
Steven Crowder
All night. I spent all night on this. I was tossing and turning, working my butt off on this.
Nick DePaolo
Okay. All night. Yeah. That's a swing and a miss, buddy. We're. We're really gonna have to do something else. That's terrible.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Okay, well. You sure?
Nick DePaolo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Steven Crowder
Go. Okay, well, give me something else, all right?
Nick DePaolo
I got to have something.
Gerald
Work on it. Do something better.
Nick DePaolo
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Steven Crowder
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Gerald
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Steven Crowder
CB Distillery. Every son of a. I'm done doing this stupid sip.
Gerald
Don't do that.
Steven Crowder
I'm done doing this stupid. I do it. Look at what I put myself through. I'm like. I'm like. It's like the Prestige where every time I do this show, I have a clone underneath the. Underneath the stage and a piece of me is dying. I'm giving a piece of my soul with that stupid sip.
Nick DePaolo
It is just a sip.
Steven Crowder
I'm angry because I forgot that it's Juneteenth.
Gerald
I don't even know what that is.
Steven Crowder
Oh, we'll get to it. So, question of the day. What do you hate most about Juneteenth? Comment below. And any answer? Yes, any answer other than all of it.
Gerald
Just the June part.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Especially if you live in la. It's June gloom. It's a live show. Hey, today it's a live show every day, 11am Eastern. So download the Rumble app and follow me there. Because you are notified when we are live. And sometimes we do special live streams. You don't have to rely on an algorithm a lot to get to. I forgot to mention June. Juneteenth I want to say the date. Juneteenth. It's just so stupid. The only thing I hate more than that is when someone walks up and says, may the fourth be with you.
Nick DePaolo
I actually have more respect for that than Juneteenth.
Steven Crowder
Well, you give out your respect to willy nilly. Mine has to be earned.
Nick DePaolo
I tend to celebrate the white guy.
Steven Crowder
Doing that usually involves a clown or a midget and a parrot. CEO Captain Morgan, Number two. Welcome. And then he is actually going to be at oh, the Secret Group in Houston on July 13th. And his show airs weekdays at 6:00pm Eastern on the Rumble lineup. Funniest Man Alive, Nick DePaulo.
Gerald
Hi. July 12th, Hyenas, Dallas. July 13th, Secret Group, Houston. August 8th and 9th, side Split is Tampa. 9-19-20. Wise Guy, Salt Lake City.
Nick DePaolo
Why don't you give us your 2026 dates as well?
Gerald
Oh, kiss my grits.
Steven Crowder
Nickdip.com why were you laughing? I don't understand.
Nick DePaolo
I was laughing because it went from the secret place that we couldn't remember yesterday to the secret room earlier in the map to Secret Cross.
Steven Crowder
Are you sure about that? Secret Group? Is that what it is? Are you sure?
Gerald
Yeah. No, it's. I looked it up and I still. I'm afraid they're gonna pick me up at a van and put a gag in my mouth.
Steven Crowder
Your opener has to be one of us. One of us.
Gerald
Washroom now. Yeah, yeah. They change it to the Glory Hole. Good name for it.
Steven Crowder
It depends. That's after hours. What is this?
Gerald
I gotta Google it.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah, it's weird.
Steven Crowder
I don't think it's Googleable. That's why it's such a secret. Maybe it shows up in Apple maps. I have no idea.
Gerald
It's not even in Houston. It's like in Houston. I don't know, California.
Steven Crowder
Either way, you're going to be passing by an oil field. Hey, right off the bat, because this is silly and you've heard us talk about this with the no Kings Day, that Jon Stewart, by the way, still invited on the show, said was a raging success, where they said, hey, this is actually, there's no such thing as illegal on stolen land. And of course, they were talking about Mexico, which is silly. It's dumb. It was a country for like two months. But that extends to everything. You've heard this argument quite a bit. We do it every Thanksgiving. But now this has come out almost like they've all been sent the same talking point. Here's a leftist white woman, of course, I repeat myself, melting down over the word illegal and something, something Native Americans, casinos and Windex.
Unknown
I don't want to hear another white person say the word illegal for the rest of my goddamn life. While living on stolen land, our ancestors forc and violently seized this land from the indigenous peoples who were living here for generations before we ever showed up. We do not get to call them illegal. We don't own the planet. Nobody kind of do.
Steven Crowder
We kind of do.
Unknown
We are evolved monkeys with opposable thumbs who use them to write little monkey scribbles on a slice of tree and certificate with our little monkey sounds.
Steven Crowder
Let's put her in a barrel.
Unknown
None of it is real and it doesn't matter. And it's certainly not about.
Gerald
She hasn't had some dick in a.
Unknown
While screaming child away from his jeeping mother. And I am tired of being made to feel like I'm crazy for being angry about this.
Steven Crowder
From your therapist, capitalism is just.
Gerald
I can't even watch. It's making me angry.
Unknown
Economic system imperialism is just narcissism. As a foreign policy professor, if the lion can't claim the safari for himself, the elephant illegal, then neither the can we.
Steven Crowder
So hold on a second. You'd rather we be like the lions and just kill them? Okay, yes, none of that made sense. Here's the thing. It makes sense in her sewing circle or Oprah's book club, whatever the hell it is, but we do kind of run the planet. Also the law of the land, as if you're talking about the animal kingdom is whoever is strong. Right Might makes right. They are kind of the most powerful nation. So we kind of do. And you see, none of that justifies taking a crying child away from the mother. Well, first off, that's not really what's happening, but second, it kind of does. I'm okay with all of it. Just to be clear, I'm okay with all of it. When you talk about capitalism being the worst system, and this is the thing, okay, let's walk this all the way to the end game. The system. You want to go back to the system that Indian tribes. I'm not doing Native American. I'm not doing that thing. Because in some places they have to say indigenous. We're just going to say Indian. We're going to say feather Indian. Woo woo. Those people. You want to go back to what it is that they've done? Do you have any idea. First off, we won't do the Vikings. Do you have any idea what they did with each other? They warred with each other for centuries before we got here. Do you want to give it back to the Iroquois or the Huron, the Sioux, the Kiawah, the Apache, or the Comanche? The Aztecs or the. Is it Sakala? Sakala. Either way, someone's head is getting tossed down a pyramid.
Gerald
That's cool.
Steven Crowder
You want to be breeding humans. Do you understand that? Particularly when we're talking about the Aztecs or Mayans or I guess if you go to Incas, some of them, you realize that they were farming humans. Farming humans for sacrifices. And there were only about 500 conquistadors, only a few hundred when there were hundreds of thousands, likely of natives. How do you think they conquer them? That's because the people who have been farmed as humans will literally take their chances with anybody else. As far as stolen land, okay, if you buy something at Best Buy and get a receipt, is that stolen? Because we have treaties with Indians. We purchased it, by the way. We didn't need to because we had boomsticks and they didn't. We could have just taken it. 1626, the purchase of Manhattan, by the way. They tried to come back after they saw what we'd done with the place, and they were like, oh, hey, we can move back in.
Gerald
No, we flipped it.
Steven Crowder
No, exactly. It was the original HGTV show.
Gerald
Yeah, we flipped it.
Steven Crowder
We're gonna boot the Canarsie and turn it into the wealthiest city on Earth. 1682, William Penn's treaty with. With. Is it Lenape? Yeah. To purchase Philadelphia. 1794. There's a treaty there. I don't even want to necessarily say the word because it's difficult in the United States and tribes in New York. Okay. It's still honored to this day. Here's the other thing. You say, oh, we came here. It's a genocide. Okay, well, there are more Native Americans on Earth than ever in history. So if it's a genocide, we screwed up. Imagine after the Holocaust, there being 6 million more Jews than when they started. 9. I forgot to carry Sivan. I don't. I always. Some mundane detail.
Nick DePaolo
Reproduce.
Steven Crowder
1850. 400,000 is our best estimate today. 9.6 million. That's why Johnny Depp has so many bracelets. Nothing that you have said makes sense. Do you realize that if we give it back to, I don't know, say, the Apache, say the Comanche, or, God forbid, the Aztecs, you would be a sex slave chained up in their. I want to say, backyard. But a lot of them didn't believe in the concept of personal property. Basically, you would just be a Place for them to place their genitals to breed once they're done scalping women and children to send a message for the rest of the day. All right, so thank God that you get to be a white woman on TikTok, bitching about how awful you have it, because not a single Native American woman had that opportunity. But I will say, I do like the fact that they're a largely hairless people. They don't need any Nair.
Nick DePaolo
That's true.
Steven Crowder
The Indians, they're hairless. They're mostly hairless. The land bridge like a lot of Asians. And if we have to. And none of that, by the way, explains why today, casinos. And I had a friend who was a. He was a missionary. What he would do is go into Native American reservations and teach them how to fish. He'd have to smack a bottle of paint out of their hand that they were huffing and replace it with a fishing rod, and they still didn't grasp it. So if we do have to fight Indians again, just to be clear, I'm fine with bringing out the big guns.
Nick DePaolo
Gosh.
Gerald
That stuff's underrated.
Nick DePaolo
What will they do?
Steven Crowder
Got to storm the building.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah, man. She was talking about that. I was like. Is she like. And we stole their land? I'm like, yeah. Wait, you mean that as a bad thing?
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Yeah.
Nick DePaolo
We conquered them, lady. I'm sorry. We should have just wiped them out. They've been a pain in my butt ever since.
Gerald
You dated a girl who was from her family. A Blackfoot tribe.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald
Oh, she had diabetes.
Nick DePaolo
You did it for a land grant, didn't you, Nick?
Steven Crowder
I straight, man. I knew exactly.
Nick DePaolo
You did it for the money. Imperialism. Come on.
Gerald
That was a fastball.
Steven Crowder
I have to cut back on all those freeze dry Jolly ranchers.
Gerald
Yeah.
Nick DePaolo
Achilles heel candy. How'd you conquer them? I don't know. We just threw stuff at them.
Gerald
Those things are evil, man.
Steven Crowder
Brought in our Achilles heel. Skittles and fireball whiskey.
Gerald
Can we. Can you get RFK junior on your show and make. We can make him eat, like, a bag of those.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaolo
Oh, he'd love it.
Steven Crowder
It's not.
Gerald
And then have him analyze what's in them.
Nick DePaolo
I love it.
Steven Crowder
I'm like, that's actually just all red dye number. Oh, God.
Gerald
Where's my methylene blue?
Steven Crowder
It's true.
Gerald
You people Monsters.
Steven Crowder
He seems so sad.
Gerald
There's no hope in this place. Every time I hear him, I want to give him the Heimlich.
Nick DePaolo
I know. I just want to cough.
Gerald
Yes. Give him a croisset for Christ, by the way.
Steven Crowder
I hit a lady for the first time. Like my, my lady was choking and so she was choking and so I kind of.
Gerald
Get your foot off her.
Steven Crowder
So I started like hey, hey. Tapping and then it was still and so going harder until you go to the. And I realized I could literally like you understand the difference in the force because she felt like a bird. Like how? Like I could punch my hand through her. Yes, because at one point she went like this and I was like, oh wow. And she stopped choking, by the way. It actually worked.
Gerald
Didn't you do that on a ring doorbell once?
Steven Crowder
Come on.
Gerald
It's safe now.
Steven Crowder
World SM smartest man, Korean. Also bird boned, Bearded like a pigeon.
Gerald
Bird bones.
Steven Crowder
So first of all, let me set this up. Remember Stephen Hawk?
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Steven Crowder
Yeah, Steve, I guess. What?
Gerald
Hey, do I remember?
Nick DePaolo
Spot on. Nailed it.
Gerald
It won't stop cruelty.
Steven Crowder
No, no, no.
Gerald
He used to bite his own nose. He used to write books with his tongue.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, I bet you the native American.
Gerald
Just sit on his face for the last chapter.
Steven Crowder
Go ahead, finish it.
Nick DePaolo
What did we put in Nick's coffee?
Steven Crowder
It must be Juneteenth.
Richard Karn
What is Juneteenth?
Gerald
Oh, we'll get to it, my brothers. I opened today. I Woke up. My brother sends me a text and he's over at like Switzerland. Vacation lists, Thanksgiving, Christmas, 4th. He goes, Trump's got to get. Juneteenth's keeping company with this. We gotta change that. Yeah, I'm surprised Trump hasn't done that yet.
Steven Crowder
I think he just did it to.
Gerald
Is it a gay thing or a black thing?
Steven Crowder
We'll get to it both. Because it'll be funnier.
Gerald
Yeah, okay, I'm done.
Steven Crowder
Because it's from the left.
Gerald
Look at me trying to roam the show.
Steven Crowder
Tell me now, Stephen, remember Stephen Hawking? Do you think Native Americans would have ever gotten to the point where they discovered how smart Stephen Hawking was? Or do you think his head would.
Nick DePaolo
Have been sitting on wheels? So that would have been a challenge.
Gerald
They would have dragged him behind a horse.
Steven Crowder
Yes. They didn't have horses. They didn't domesticate horses. That was us.
Gerald
What?
Unknown
Yep.
Steven Crowder
There is no Native American horseback culture.
Gerald
Come on, haven't you seen all those John Wayne movies?
Steven Crowder
I know. Yeah, I know.
Gerald
What were they riding goats?
Steven Crowder
They didn't even use the wheel.
Gerald
Not even the wheel?
Steven Crowder
Not even the wheel. No horses. Then we brought them. We're like, hey, hold on a second. I don't know if you know this, but these beasts, you don't just have to like chase them all off a cliff to eat one. You can ride them. Oh, what matter of sorcery is this? No, no, you can ride them.
Gerald
Really?
Steven Crowder
You can ride horses.
Gerald
They didn't know how to break a horse.
Steven Crowder
Didn't domesticate horses.
Gerald
They can break a Heineken bottle today.
Steven Crowder
They can. Yes, they can. They can break that seal on the Windex and have themselves a grand old time. So Stephen Hawking back to him, he, at one point, right, we thought he was the smartest guy on earth. Do you remember his views on. On the Lord? He said, I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers. That is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark. Well, now officially the world's smartest man. Yes, he's Asian. Jung Hun Kim has declared that he is a Christian and that there is no other possibility. Logically so as the world. Well, actually it sounded a lot like Stephen Hawking. As the world's highest IQ record holder, I believe that Jesus Christ is God, the way and the truth and the life. His IQ is verified at 276.
Nick DePaolo
Wow.
Steven Crowder
I don't even know how that happens.
Gerald
It doesn't. It's a Bunch of horseshit.
Steven Crowder
It's. Apparently it's been verified.
Gerald
Come on. The Jews are the smartest.
Steven Crowder
And the Asian, Aussie. The Asians are great at verifying things.
Gerald
They are.
Steven Crowder
They're great at taking our things and improving upon them or stealing them. But it's okay. The Koreans are mostly good. Unless it's bad Korea. So here's a clip from Kim in April that has recently resurfaced him discussing, unlike Stephen Hawking, the afterlife and making a case.
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In this video, I would like to share my idea, my thoughts about afterlife. I think our consciousness continues beyond death. Definitely. Science says that when the brain stops, then our consciousness disappears. You believe this now, but quantum physics says that information never disappears.
Nick DePaolo
Never.
H
Some scientists and philosophers believe that our world may be a simulation created by a higher dimension of being, which I believe. If this is true, then the death is not the end, but a shift to another reality.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Even the ghost of Stephen Hawking had to admit he may have made an error.
Gerald
Chalk that up. Has one for the gooks.
Steven Crowder
Gooks. I guess he's.
Nick DePaolo
He is a broken computer. You're right.
Richard Karn
Goodbye.
Steven Crowder
I love how effectively this whole thing was a setup for that one bit that you're like, it's all right. Worth it, man. Now, here's the thing. I have noticed this for sure back. I've talked about this and please, you can comment if you've seen the shift. Back in 2000, well, six, when we started on YouTube doing non political videos, my brother and I, but 2008, nine is when I started doing political videos. There were no Christians. It was one of those things. You were a corny old boomer. They weren't saying, okay, boomer back then, if you were a Christian and the next generation was going to be atheist, humanity and society had progressed beyond it. And then I started noticing that shifting with people who were liberals who became sort of Christian sympathizers, saying like, I'm an atheist. But I also understand how you can't fill that vacuum in Western civilization with nothing. Otherwise you end up with something stronger. Like Islam, for example, or communist, you know, Marxist ideology, responsible for more deaths than any other ideology threat the history of man. And now I see it as something where a lot of people acknowledge it. Actually logically and historically, when you add it all up, there's a very strong case to be made and more people are coming to the faith through logic, coming to it through these multiple steps. I mean, I remember being on Joe Rogan and he asked me about the fictional guy who never existed Jesus Christ was like, let's not do this, Joe. And now he's talking about how he goes to church. Even that transition. At one point, we assumed it would happen as people got older, but I'm seeing it happen younger because it's not two camps of intellectuals and Christians. People now can point to atheism in practice and go, well, intellectually, you guys are wrong because it hasn't worked. And you've actually acted sort of as an accelerant to the cancer that is Marxism. And you guys didn't even know it. You were useful tools to the totalitarians, whether it's Islam. And just think about that largely secular in Europe, in the uk, get rid of their Christian culture, and now you have the encroachment of Islam. So there's a strong case to be made. It's just surprising to hear, you know, a Korean, good Korean, make it good Korean.
Nick DePaolo
And very smart. I like that. Very smart, scientifically minded people are making this argument because for a lot of history, the church thought that science was going to kill God, right? That if you started to be able to explain the natural universe around you, you could explain away God. And I never really understood that because I thought, well, well, don't you understand? Like, it is actually going to point out how incredibly amazing and how finely tuned things are to the point where you can actually look at it and go, this makes the case for God existing so that these things actually exist and happen. At least. At the very least, I would say on the same level, you can make that argument, it's not going to go like, wow, we've proven everything. You haven't.
Steven Crowder
Well, if nothing else, the smartest man on earth saying that, it removes it. Remember, people say, oh, you're a Christian. Oh, you need that crutch. It's like, all right, okay, tell it to the smartest man on Earth. Sure, he looks like an old lady, but that's not relevant.
Nick DePaolo
And he's not very much fun at parties.
Steven Crowder
No, he's not very much fun at parties.
Gerald
Smartest guy in the world is saying that. So did Gallagher, the comedian. So, I mean, you know, I mean, he's the dumbest guy in the world, so.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, well, I do like it when he smashes the watermelons. It still catches me off guard every time he goes, jesus is Lord. That is brother.
Gerald
I stand. I don't know if I can say that on the show, but anyway.
Steven Crowder
No, I understand. Look, I understand people come. But there is. There has been a shift where it used to be. Someone was Dismissed. You're. Oh, you're Christian. You're an idiot. People don't buy that anymore.
Gerald
You sure?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah. It's definitely not. Yeah, well, they think everyone's an idiot and look how it's worked out for them. So that's the point. The point is the rest of the world goes, oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. Intelligentsia, the atheists. Agnostic. Right? How's it worked in New York? How's it worked in California? How's it worked in higher education? How's it worked in Europe? Hey, how's it worked for all of these, you know, Scandinavia and Norwegian countries, the most godless countries on earth, as far as how their cultures are being overrun and overtaken? You can look at the practical, you can look at data and go, okay, even if you don't believe in a higher power, we now know the results. By removing a belief in that and replacing it with nothingness, something else fills that void. It's either Islam or Marxism. There is really no door number three. It's one of those two. It accounts for 90 plus percent of it. By the way, speaking of this, this is kind of, I guess you could say subverting what used to be the norms online with new media. I too am quite subversive. I don't know if you know this. I'm a. And I know what you're thinking. Aipac. No, aipac can eat a giant dick. What I am saying is I am apparently a paid for subversive Canadian spy.
Unknown
The countries that yell death to America and death to Israel are definitely not our allies.
Steven Crowder
So like Canada, we have not our allies. And I think.
Unknown
And I actually think there are many extremely subversive Canadians in our. I think we should get rid of many Canadian media figures in our country.
Steven Crowder
What do you mean?
Gerald
Deport them?
Unknown
I'm being dead serious right now, actually. I think they're. There are many subversive who are involved in our media ecosystem who, who don't speak for making America great again.
Nick DePaolo
Who?
Steven Crowder
Jordan Peterson.
Unknown
There's many of them. Jordan Peterson, Steven Crowder, Lauren Chen.
Steven Crowder
For a while.
Unknown
Okay.
Gerald
What?
Unknown
Didn't he grow. Okay, no, no, misquote him.
Gerald
He grew out of it.
Steven Crowder
I think there's some.
Unknown
I think there's some. Sarah. Sarah, girl. There's a. There's a lot of Canadian involved Canadians.
Steven Crowder
Lauren Southern son of a bitch. Of all the people.
Nick DePaolo
Does he watch this?
Steven Crowder
All the people to catch on to me, I didn't think would be Elad Eliahu, however it's pronounced. But I guess we're gonna have to scrap that new show open we were planning to use. Did they take the Timothy Dalton Bond intro? Is that Dalton, the worst of the bonds? For crying out.
Nick DePaolo
They made it better.
Steven Crowder
You know, Noodles, was that. Was that a Dalton or was that Roger Moore?
Gerald
I honestly don't know, but I was waiting for the gun to go bang and a flag. Come on.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly.
Nick DePaolo
Maple syrup to flood the screen.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, here's the. Yes. And by the way, if I were. If I were to be deported, I'd be deported to Detroit, which honestly is worse. So. So I actually, I will say this. I don't disagree with the sentiment, obviously. I disagree with the fact that he's done zero due diligence whatsoever. But I will say I have renounced my Canadian citizenship on air. Can someone let me know what the process is? You're automatically given it. Since my mom is Canadian even though I was born in the States. Is there a process I need to. Maybe we could, like, burn my Canadian passport.
Nick DePaolo
I need to burn a flag as well.
Gerald
No, you burn a Toronto Maple Leaf.
Steven Crowder
Shit. Is that what we do? I think pretty much everyone does.
Gerald
I guess that wouldn't separate you from.
Steven Crowder
The rest of the country, but let me know, comment below the official process, because I'd be happy to renounce the citizenship that I never asked for. But I also understand the point that he's making. Yeah, Lauren Southern. Yeah, Lauren Chen. I get it. A lot of these people have made their way into American politics, and even if they're conservative in Canada, it's not the same as American conservatism. A lot of them do not understand the Second Amendment. A lot of them do not understand the First Amendment. They fight against compelled speech, but they're not free speech absolutists. And I see this quite a bit. I mean, if you just to put it in context, if Poillier was in charge of anything as it relates to the Republican Party here in the United States, it would crumble, because that guy is not a conservative by American standards. So I do agree. Now, I do think you get some great Canadians who want to leave Canada. Here's the litmus test. If they're still even remotely proud to be Canadian, live in Canada, go back to Canada, they should be deported, and they should be put on a no fly list. We have another ex Canadian here who works. When he had to go back to get his visa renewed, he didn't want to leave the airport because he didn't want to touch Canadian soil. And I'm that Way too. I have zero pride in Canada. I'm ashamed of what the country's become. I want nothing to do with it, and I want no influence from Canada. I want them to go back to being the good little lackeys, the good little toadies that they are. They have very little to offer. They make a lot of demands. Canadians. There are plenty of good Canadians. Okay? But there aren't enough of you out there. You need to take back your country if you believe in any freedom, and stop telling the United States how to run ours. Hey, how about you guys solve making sure that truckers don't have their bank accounts frozen?
Nick DePaolo
Yeah, no kidding.
Steven Crowder
Before you tell us that we have a problem at Colombia for some terrorists or where the hell it is.
Nick DePaolo
All right, I don't know. What was he saying about the subversion thing? There's a difference between not fully understanding the first and Second Amendment because you didn't grow up in it and you're not steeped in it and actually trying to subvert it. Right. Maybe some people on that list, but I.
Steven Crowder
Well, Lauren Chen was the one probably. I don't know, probably allegedly being fitted for an orange jumpsuit because she was taking the Russian money and lied to the other creators telling them that she didn't know where the money was coming from. She's in a lot of trouble.
Nick DePaolo
Maybe.
Steven Crowder
I don't know exactly what he's saying. Maybe he means the sort of COVID feminism that you see from a lot.
Nick DePaolo
Of these people that left. But when he started off with Jordan Peterson, I'm like, he's not so much a feminist.
Gerald
I know.
Nick DePaolo
I understand that there are issues, but I wasn't understanding the main point. He said, those countries that chant Death to America probably aren't our friends. Well, it's not necessarily just the citizens that we're worried about. It's the people with their hand on the button that fires the missiles. Those are the people we typically are saying when they chant death, like the Ayatollah, that's a bad thing.
Steven Crowder
I think he's trying to say that a lot of Canadians who come in who are vehemently pro Israel are. So. It's another way of saying, paid for by the Jews. But Canada, because they want to support it. But I don't know. I will tell you this. When I was in Canada, it was very, very rare to find a person who supported Israel at all. As a matter of fact, it was constant. Pro Hamas, or, sorry, pro Palestine, all over my school. I was never presented the American perspective. Not only is it related to hey, Israel shouldn't be wiped off the face of the mask or Islamic countries obviously have an interest in a caliphate. I was never presented with any of that and I was never presented with any American history or the virtues of America. People are steeped in anti Americanism in Canada today. If you have been born this century in Canada and went through public schools, you have been taught by liberal leftist professors to hate the United States. As you go home, use your electricity, turn on your light bulb, microwave your Orville Redenbacher and watch Seinfeld.
Gerald
Well, how's that different than this country as far as education goes?
Steven Crowder
It's a different level. I will tell you because how is that possible? To give you an idea, in Quebec where I was raised, there are no conservatives. There are liberals and liberal separatists. We literally had a man came in dressed as Jean Chretien. I was seven years old, into our grade school dressed as Jean with a mask and said thank all your parents.
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Steven Crowder
Liberal make sure they vote Liberal. To me it was so weird. I was like dad, should I thank you for voting Liberal? I was like what? I'm not a fag. So there is no here. At least there's a counterbalance where there is. Yeah, Donald Trump's president. My point Is in Canada, there is no option.
Gerald
I'm talking academia.
Steven Crowder
Academia.
Gerald
You can't get any far more pro lib than.
Steven Crowder
No, no. But here's the thing. There is a counterbalance because I knew one kid ever, my entire life who was homeschooled.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
In Canada, it's very, very difficult to do. I don't know what the laws are like now. Here you can homeschool. Here, there are far more other options. There's. There are charter schools. Private schools are far more accessible here.
Gerald
Here, the teachers can't bang the kids if they're home.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, well, depends. I don't know.
Gerald
I don't know. I just heard you want to go down. Oh, gross.
Steven Crowder
That was my. That was my nickname in the homeschooling group. Little Rabbit Hole. No, I was in Canada. I went to public school.
Gerald
Stephen, what was this guy's specific beef with you? At the beginning, I didn't understand.
Steven Crowder
He said that I'm a Canadian plant.
Gerald
Doing what? How? You're undermining. What?
Steven Crowder
I'm undermining America because I'm not America First. He's only ever seen the Stephen Ought to Know segments. Yeah. Is that what he's seen? I don't know. But I don't disagree with the sentiment that a lot of Canadians. And here's the thing, even the Beatles, right. Who are obviously their sort of iconic English pop. Right. They had to come to the United States to be successful. So anyone in Canada who wants to actually be successful, and that includes commentators, have to go to the States.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah.
Gerald
Even to win a Stanley Cup. You're right.
Steven Crowder
What was that?
Gerald
Even to win a Stanley Cup.
Steven Crowder
Absolutely.
Gerald
You guys haven't won one in 30 something years.
Steven Crowder
Well, there's no. You guys. See, I feel like you aren't getting this.
Gerald
I'm getting it just fine. You are a Canadian.
Steven Crowder
I'm a spy.
Nick DePaolo
I heard you singing oh, Canada earlier just before the show.
Gerald
Roger Doucette.
Steven Crowder
Allegedly. Careful, you're about to cross some lines. Why'd you do say National Treasure? All right.
Gerald
I love them. I play him on my show.
Steven Crowder
Okay? Canada's given the world a lot of crap and very few good things.
Nick DePaolo
And they burned down our White House. So they're jerks.
Steven Crowder
They still. They weren't a country, they were a colony.
Nick DePaolo
I don't care. It was still those people. All right, what's.
Steven Crowder
Why is that actor who played Steve McQueen in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood on From Billions on CNN right now? He looks just like him. You know, I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, that Actor. Anyway, I know. I don't know where to go with this. I want to renounce my Canadian citizenship. Please tell me where I can do it.
Nick DePaolo
We're gonna find that out. I think it's a hundred dollars. And there's a form that you have to file. So maybe we'll. We'll. We'll get on.
Gerald
I know you can do it.
Steven Crowder
Tim Hortons money. And in true Canadian fashion, processing time. Seven months. Seven months. I can't wait that long to take a dump on Canada.
Gerald
We'll be melted with a nuke by then. Well, seven months.
Steven Crowder
Seven months.
Nick DePaolo
It's a long time. I agree. All right, do me a favor. Go to Crowdershop.com right now. 25% off now through the weekend. I have to segue somehow and get you out of the Canadian hot water that you are in there.
Steven Crowder
It doesn't help that all the prices listed are in Canadian dollars.
Nick DePaolo
Well, there are no I love Canada shirts on there. There. Or maple leaf shirts.
Gerald
What's a conversion rate?
Nick DePaolo
25% off. Do it now.
Steven Crowder
I remember when there was. There was like a period of time where the Canadian dollar was worth more for like a few weeks. And all the Canadians were just going like, oh, look, look, America. I'm like, yeah, how about the rest of history? Since all. Can you guys just shut up?
Nick DePaolo
I literally, if I got a Canadian quarter in the grocery store and I love getting change, for some reason, I just like, would have a bucket of change.
Steven Crowder
Careful. We're going to talk about the Jews in a bit.
Nick DePaolo
Nope. I know my shekels were saved by up. I would give it back and say, can you give me a real quarter?
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Nick DePaolo
As like a 12 year old.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. We have loonies and toonies. We have dollar and $2 coins. Canada for some reason went all in on heavy coins.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah, I like coins better than dollar bills, though.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. I don't care. So Eric Swalwell swallows.
Nick DePaolo
What?
Steven Crowder
Speak. You know guy who was banging allegedly Chinese spies. Well, he's known. Known for being. And this just shows you how the left cannot. The left absolutely cannot fix the pickle that they find themselves in. There's nothing they can do because they are beholden to radical. And when I say radical leftists, I mean the entire Democratic Party. You may have some voters who aren't on board with transitioning children, who aren't on board with abortion up until. Including on demand, period, who aren't on board with a 60, 70% tax, who aren't on board with transitioning inmates at the taxpayers Expense, who aren't on board with catch and release and no cash bail, who aren't on board with insert whatever here. But every single member of the Democratic Party on the national level of note is they just can't stop digging themselves deeper. And here's the proof as far as lack of self awareness. And then we're gonna do a fact check. Eric Swalwell shared this content on his social media and is serious about it.
Gerald
I had a really good time today. Yeah, me too.
Steven Crowder
I really like. What are you doing?
Gerald
She's coming with us. What are you talking about? Who are you?
Steven Crowder
I'm your Republican congressman.
Gerald
Now that we're in charge, we're rounding up illegals.
Steven Crowder
She was born here, she's a citizen. I don't care.
Gerald
She looks like one of them. But don't worry, when she's in prison.
Steven Crowder
In El Salvador, she'll have lots of company.
Gerald
You're fascinating to talk to.
Steven Crowder
Is he gonna, is he gonna rape her? Is that implied or is he implying that they're going to in the prison?
Nick DePaolo
I think maybe someone else. He'll farm that out. Yeah, he doesn't have enough Viagra for that.
Steven Crowder
I don't fully understand. It's on one big ad for bluechew. Yeah.
Nick DePaolo
When you need to do some raping, that is. Blue Chew will do.
Gerald
Oh, my God.
Steven Crowder
Commercials, by the way. One of them offered to become a sponsor, remember? I was like, no, we're not doing that unless we can make a bunch of rape jokes.
Nick DePaolo
And they said no.
Steven Crowder
Actually, they didn't. They said yes. I was like. Then I just kept extending it, making it more and more because I didn't want to be selling you guys erectile dysfunction medicine. All right, so this was shared and they, they've tried this. It isn't working, but let me walk through why. It's obviously completely dishonest. Here's the claim that you see from them is that President Trump is gonna deport homegrown. And the implication is brown Americans. He's gonna deport good looking Latina ladies. Here's the thing, the truth, obviously, obviously Donald Trump is not deporting native born citizens in this country. And what they're referring to is one example where he talked about sending homegrown criminals to these prisons in El Salvador. Said you would have to check the law. It was said tongue in cheek. And by the way, had nothing to do with, with race. It was just an idea of getting rid of these criminals who the taxpayers continually have to fund if they're on death row. It's completely silly. Here's what they're referring to.
Gerald
We always have to obey the laws, but we also have homegrown criminals. I'd like to include them in the group of people to get them out of the country, but you'll have to be looking at the laws on that.
Steven Crowder
That might sound like Trump's just joking, trying to rile up his opponents. But before reporters and cameras were in the Oval Office, a member of the Salvadoran delegation was live streaming. And Trump can be heard saying to Bukele, quote, homegrowns are next. The homegrown criminals next.
Nick DePaolo
Criminals.
Steven Crowder
Pause. Pause really fast. Do you hear what he just said? He said, I said, the homegrowns are next. Can you believe it?
Gerald
They're gonna.
Steven Crowder
He's. They act as though on a mic that he didn't realize he's telling him, can you believe that? I should.
Richard Karn
They're gonna shit their panties.
Steven Crowder
And they try and take it like it's a statement of policy, when in the statement he said, I don't know, we have to check the laws on that. In other words, he's saying, yeah, I think it's time to get rid of criminals, to be tough on crime. That's the context. Finish the clip.
Gerald
You got to build about five more places. Yeah, that's fair. All right.
Steven Crowder
And they all laugh.
Nick DePaolo
Of course, it's a part of a joke. By the way, he did say at the beginning, homegrown criminals. I love how the intrepid reporting that ABC News or somebody like that said, and I quote, homegrowns. And it's like, yeah, he did say that. But can you do me a favor and do the American people a favor and give us the context of what he said? That'd be helpful.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, he's, he's, he's joking. But it would apply just as much to the Crips and to whatever four neo Nazis you can find who are left likely on the Long beach boardwalk. That's it.
Nick DePaolo
Democrats, mostly.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald
It just shows how desperate they are, by the way, for grabbing everything.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. And for context, Barack Obama extrajudicially droned an American citizen. So there's that. If we're talking about actions, let's judge people based on their actions versus just words.
Nick DePaolo
And that's worse than deporting, right? I would imagine by droning somebody, it's not like taking pictures of them in their backyard, you know, with a little drone. You mean killed, right?
Gerald
Well, you're deporting to heaven.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Nick DePaolo
Or hell. So sorry.
Steven Crowder
Good point. Every time a Bell rings things and Ms. 13 members raped in hell.
Gerald
Show your ID at the gates.
Steven Crowder
I want to deport him again.
Gerald
Swalwell. I think I'd rather hang out with Adam Schiff for a day.
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Yeah, it's just.
Gerald
Yeah, he's just. I mean, he's that west coast stupid. It's a unique. A unique type of stupid.
Steven Crowder
By the way, that reminds me, we need to do a sketch of It's a Wonderful Life where he just shows him what his life would be like if we didn't allow illegals in. Oh, have you ever seen anything so beautiful? The economy working swimmingly, cars are affordable, interest rates back at 3%, and he still gets his Eustachian tube crushed by the pharmacist as a child. What is this? What's going on?
Nick DePaolo
I'm sorry. The moment passed. They were talking about an ordinance, a massive ordinance penetrator. I was just like, what is that nickname? In college.
Gerald
What did he just say it about me?
Steven Crowder
They were done with that Wolf Blitz.
Gerald
It's an Emmy. A wife's vibrator.
Nick DePaolo
I had never.
Steven Crowder
I mean, discussing more is Brian Stelter.
Gerald
It's your mother's vibrator.
Nick DePaolo
It's mop. Massive ordinance penetrator. I'm like, well, that's a weird name.
Gerald
And are you.
Steven Crowder
By the way, I was gonna ask you, where's Josh today? Oh, he went to China. He was trying to get a breaking story with Swalwell's ex lover. Really? Can we. Can we call him for an update? Yeah, yeah, sure. Okay, let's do that.
Nick DePaolo
Oh.
Gerald
Where in the world is Judge.
Steven Crowder
Josh? Oh, hey, Stephen. Josh, aren't. Aren't you in China? No, no, I got deported immediately. Yeah, they weren't nice about it either. Get your ass back here. What are you doing? What? In gu. God's. Why? Really? Yes. Get back here now. On the. All right, let me finish this. No.
Gerald
Where in the world is Judge?
Steven Crowder
I feel like you people don't respect that this stuff costs money.
Nick DePaolo
I mean, I think he gives it.
Steven Crowder
The proper amount of respect, but they.
Gerald
Have Captain Crunch and check, I guess.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah, he got deported. He's back home.
Steven Crowder
It's just. It's just sewer fried scorpions.
Nick DePaolo
Oh, the feces gives it that.
Steven Crowder
Yes, it does that certain.
Gerald
Je ne sais quoi.
Steven Crowder
Je ne sais. No, it's. It's pronounced. I don't know, wop.
Gerald
Well, I'm thinking I'm beating over here.
Steven Crowder
They also, when they try and be sexy and use French, they go, me, I write to three.
Gerald
Louis Sig had a great joke about stepping in shit in New York City. He goes, it wasn't dog. It was human. I could tell because it had that certain Genesee.
Steven Crowder
The funniest men out there.
Gerald
Oh, my God.
Steven Crowder
I don't care that he touched himself in a green room. It's not rape. Hey, let's go on to Juneteenth.
H
The N word banger.
Steven Crowder
Licking good. All right, you know what Chris Pavlovski told me? He said. He said, of course no one. He goes, no one would ever tell you what. He's like, I love your show. He goes, but you have to understand why some of the politicians are afraid to go on. I'm like, yep. Yeah, I do. Yes, I do.
Gerald
Not really.
Steven Crowder
But anyway, last. So it's Juneteenth, which is a black thing, right? Is it a gay thing? It's a black thing.
Nick DePaolo
Well, it's. I think it's a gay holiday, but whatever.
Steven Crowder
All right.
Gerald
See, we don't even know.
Nick DePaolo
Celebrate the Emancipation Proclamation. And not just, hey, when you finally found out the last person.
Steven Crowder
Oh, it is.
Gerald
So it's a black thing.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, it's a black.
Nick DePaolo
That is.
Steven Crowder
So. You know what? Let's.
Gerald
The hell isn't.
Steven Crowder
Let's go with that theme. Last year, New York City decriminalized jaywalking because it's racist. Oh. So let me be really clear. And this is. This is what the left does, is they look at a problem and say, okay, how can we say that this is racist? That's how they start it. That's step one. Then step two is create a law to fix the racism. And then step three is go, oh, wow, wait a second. Why are the people who we claimed were going to help doing worse than before? And then they go to a new law? So jaywalking. Jaywalking. They looked at it and said, wait a second. A lot of people j. Oh, wait, wait. A lot of blacks jaywalk. Oh, a lot of blacks are being arrested for jaywalking. That must be because cops are racist. Never mind that more black people jaywalk. It's basically a cottage industry. So they decided to make jaywalking not really a thing anymore. From 1958 to 2024, jaywalking was an offense that was usually punished by a fine. Now it's just legal to cross anywhere.
Nick DePaolo
1958.
Steven Crowder
What did I say?
Nick DePaolo
98.
Steven Crowder
Oh, 58. Sorry. Admonish me.
Nick DePaolo
Dare put me in that.
Steven Crowder
Just me admonish. So 58 to 2024, it was punishable, you know, by a nice white culture. And now it's just, I just imagine what someone in New York City like 50 years from now is going to think when they see a crosswalk. What is this? What is this? What do I use to say? Were people playing hopscotch in the middle of the street, you dummies?
Nick DePaolo
It's a weird game.
Steven Crowder
So let's go to a Juneteenth edition of Claim Truth. Here's the claim that you will hear from the left and just hold your horses because I know you're going to say, wait a second, isn't that racist? Yes. The answer is yes. But they're trying to tell you that you're racist for not agreeing with them. So their claim is that jaywalking laws themselves are racist. And now, starting in February of next year, New Yorkers will no longer be.
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Breaking the law when crossing the street in between tracks. In 2023, over 92% of jaywalking citations went to black and Latino New Yorkers.
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Highlighting an unacceptable disparity.
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Gerald
Oh my God.
Steven Crowder
So here's the truth. I mean, gosh, obviously like the laws didn't work, but the laws probably helped prevent more minority pedestrian deaths. So studies show that black and Hispanic pedestrian will do exactly what your lion eyes and ears have told you. They die at two times the rate of white pedestrians because of the jaywalking. Unsurprising, Asians die at a lower rate than whites. Because Asians are incredible. If nothing else, they are incredibly respectful of law and order. They're the kind of people who if they're crossing and they see the stop hand pop up, they go back in the middle of the road. Oh no, they're going to catch us. So they go right back.
Nick DePaolo
Well, and by the way, if they're going to be in that equation at all, they're on the hitting side of the equation and not be being run oversized.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, absolutely. And some of that's by design.
Gerald
Oh, that's racist.
Nick DePaolo
And true.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Let's look at the insurance rates. Also. The Armenians, for some reason, my brother grew in Glendale. Highest insurance rates in the country. Here's another truth that the leftists also claim that our transportation system now suffers from systemic racism. And here's the thing is, now this is a study that comes from Harvard. They're going, wait a second, second. Harvard stuff. We need to spend more money to find out why black people, why black pedestrians are dying more in vehicular accidents. It's like, oh, well, hold on a second. Is it the same reason that they were more likely to be arrested for jaywalking? Is the root cause that they jaywalk more than white or Asian people? Which is why they were both being arrested and being mowed over by cars. Neither one is good. There's a simpler solution. Rather than changing the law because of something, something racism and then conducting multi million dollar studies to find out why it hasn't fixed the problems. Tell people not to jaywalk. Stop breaking the law, asshole. This is my favorite part. This is from Harvard. Right. When people talk about intelligence, they used to be intellectuals. And that facade is done. Now it's like, oh, this is Ivy League school. Okay, let me read you this paper from Harvard. We have created a system where walking and cycling are more dangerous than driving. Sure. And where black and Hispanic Americans are at greater risk of fatality per mile traveled than white Americans. It's important to consider these disparities in traffic fatalities within the context of a transport system that suffers from racial bias. Now do El Caminos.
Nick DePaolo
I don't understand this.
Steven Crowder
Here's another truth. This is actually being proposed from Harvard. Now these are the same people who said just get rid of jaywalking laws. Now they want to throw more money at figuring out why black people are getting hit by cars more. Our results strengthen the case for investing resources in communities of color facing the highest traffic fatality risks. Let me ask you this, and I don't know if Harvard has done this. Have you been able to find out if there is a correlation between increased jaywalking, meaning crossing everywhere without warning, without letting the other party know that you're in on it, and traffic fatality risks? Have you done that? We don't need a ton of money. Because you have that data available. Do people who jaywalk more get hit by cars more? You don't need an ngo. We figured out the problem. I should also note, this is a generalization. Not all. Not all. Not all. Not all at all. Because when it comes to pedestrians. Hey, why do you get it too? Sometimes it's rare, but it happens.
Nick DePaolo
He walked away. Don't worry.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, he did.
Nick DePaolo
He was also the devil at that point. No, just death.
Steven Crowder
I don't know. I don't remember.
Gerald
Well, they do get hit. More blacks jaywalking. Be fair to them. They're being chased by the cops across the street.
Steven Crowder
Can I factor in the third option of now, natural nighttime camouflage? That is true.
Nick DePaolo
No, no, that's not.
Steven Crowder
That's right.
Nick DePaolo
What about the street takeovers? Do those count as jaywalking fatalities?
Gerald
Never mind the jaywalk. And how about crossing against the light? Yeah, let's get to that.
Steven Crowder
Yep.
Gerald
Which they. My cop buddy, my late great friend Greg, was a carpenter. I go, he was in a car bank. Why do they do that? He goes, because every ounce of their fiber is fighting against the man in the establishment. Yeah, that's why.
Steven Crowder
And then. And then left us at Harvard. Go.
Gerald
That's the best explanation I've ever heard.
Steven Crowder
It's not your first fault. It's actually a racist transportation system.
Gerald
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
And not a single black person ever thought of that before. I will tell you this. It was a cottage industry in Michigan where there were billboards after billboards saying, were you hit in a car accident? Call so and so the.
Nick DePaolo
They just.
Steven Crowder
The dirtiest lawyer that exists. When I was in Michigan, I will tell you, you basically had to be on. And you guys can comment below. Had to be on alert anywhere that someone might jump out. And if you hit them, you're going to be sued. Even. Even if there isn't a crosswalk for miles. Look, it's just. So they die at higher rates. So this is the issue. Can we expect. Can we apply these expectations to people of all races without that being considered racist? I think it's horrible if someone gets hit by a car and killed. I'm not gonna lie to you. I think it's less horrible because they made a decision whether it's white, black, very rarely Asian. If they decided to run out in front of traffic. I don't know about you, you. And maybe this is something that's the systemic racism talking, but my dad. And one of the first things they taught me was to look left, right, and left again. That was a song. That's how I remembered it. And I still got hit by a car, by the way. So I'm. I'm an outlier. Yeah.
Gerald
And my father didn't teach me that. He said, look straight ahead, son.
Nick DePaolo
Just keep walking.
Gerald
He said, pick a spot over there.
Steven Crowder
He said if there's a black guy, follow him. Yes. Do what he does. Yeah, that's right. We both got hit by car.
Gerald
I got hit by a car on a bike. And I should be honestly what saved my life. The seat came off the bike.
Steven Crowder
So you rolled up.
Gerald
I. I was standing up, pedaling. Woman came up, hit me from behind. A friend of mine saw it out his house, out his window. He saw the whole thing.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald
I do a flip in the air, break the windshield with my head. She skids. I think they said 80 something feet. I roll off the hood, all I remember is a falling sensation.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald
And waking up and looking at my bike. It was a ball like this. And there were. And there were two ladies over me with veils on. There was a wedding going on across the street.
Steven Crowder
Oh, my gosh. That's a horror movie. It was like waking up in the others. Are you mad? I am your daughter. At the veil. No.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah.
Gerald
I was in a hospital for a.
Steven Crowder
Week with a. Wow.
Gerald
I should have been. And then she hit a friend of mine a year and a half later.
Steven Crowder
Oh, really? Oh, my God.
Nick DePaolo
Mrs. Wu, you don't have a driver's license anymore.
Steven Crowder
Which is an IQ of 242.
Nick DePaolo
She's very smart, by the way. Three point. What is it? 3.4 times more likely. Blacks are 3.4 times more likely than whites to be hit. When it gets dark, it's in the study. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not making it up. I'm just.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, for the same reason that Navy SEALs paint their face. Come on, guys, we all know that.
Nick DePaolo
Just. I.
Gerald
Exactly.
Steven Crowder
Don't you remember Halloween? You had to put that orange reflector on your outfit. Outfit? Yes, to ruin your back.
Gerald
Mine off?
Nick DePaolo
Apparently not.
Gerald
Time is electrical tape over.
Steven Crowder
Hey, look. Look what you're gonna be dressed as for Halloween, son. A Navy seal.
Gerald
Exactly.
Steven Crowder
Or ninja. Your choice.
Gerald
Going As a wetsuit.
Steven Crowder
Here's the Grim reaper one. Yeah, which one? I mean, so they're all good choices.
Nick DePaolo
Lots of streets to cross.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. My story mimics is very similar to yours. I jumped up and rolled up the hood and rolled down or two parked cars and with a lady who said cross.
Gerald
I try to talk myself.
Steven Crowder
I just. I remember just seeing white, not seeing anything and coming to with my brother on top of me. They gotta speak to me. And I was like, get off me. And then the cop locked me in a cop car to interrogate me. And my dad opened it. It was like, what are you doing? You watch too many cop shows. Get the hell out of here.
Gerald
My father gets there, doesn't know if I'm dead or alive. Seriously. They're putting me in the ambulance. The woman who hit me's boyfriend, leather jacket, long hair, gets in my father's face and goes, that car's light. It's kids fucking easy. My father tries to grab him. My friend said three cops had to like hold my father back from Lou. He didn't know if I was dead or alive.
Steven Crowder
Really.
Gerald
Then when he found that I was alive, he's so disappointed.
Steven Crowder
But he put out the cigar on him.
Gerald
He's not going to feel this. He's dead.
Nick DePaolo
Yeah. No. Hi, boy.
Gerald
But yeah, they wake up.
Steven Crowder
What are all these? Did I have a lamprey in here?
Nick DePaolo
That was a weird accident, son.
Steven Crowder
So this is what the left does. They go, oh, okay, let's find a. Let's find something here that's disproportionately affects minority. All right, okay, so let's blame it on systemic racism. All right, let's change that law. Then let's demand more money when that law ends up hurting them more often, to fix it somehow through some other type of systemic overhaul. And we'll get to quality of life laws like public urination, public nudity, drinking noise ordinance. Right. All these things too, that have been changed in the name of equity, in the name of doing away with systemic racism. Which by the way, has made lives worse for law abiding minorities who live in these areas. Let's just be clear about that. It makes it worse. This is the white savior complex. Like we saw with those white western liberals who went to Egypt and had no clue that they were gonna have the shit kicked out of them by Egyptians who didn't want Greta Thunberg's claim.
Nick DePaolo
I don't understand this. Why would you look at something like this and go, well, it must be racism. So we've got to figure this out. Like, there's a. A problem right now with people being arrested for breaking the law, and it's affecting this group proportionately. Like, well, they're probably just more likely to break the law, right?
Richard Karn
Yeah.
Gerald
I mean, what you're talking about is called disparate impact. By the way, when Obama was in office and they went to Minneapolis high schools, they were seeing blacks are being suspended, like, eight times more than white students, and they just look at it and go, and this is the only. This is the only subject where you think like this. You just immediately jump to the conclusion, right? You don't think it out. You know, they go, oh, more blacks. And they don't. You know, I'm saying they go, oh, racism.
Steven Crowder
Right. They don't.
Gerald
It's called disparate impact. It's. I. When that came out, I was like, you have to be kidding me.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, well, he is a. I mean, he's a black liberation theologist. He really is. He sat under that tutelage.
Gerald
Yes, he did.
Steven Crowder
And this is something. The left, the Marxist view, it all stems from this idea of the proletariat right versus the bourgeoisie, the wealth class. So it's basically oppressor and oppressed. And so no matter what the person who is. Let's just say their performance is more poor. In other words, if they're poor, it must be because they were held down. If they're more likely to be jailed, it must be because someone else created laws to put them in jail. If they're a terrorist, it must be because someone else made them a terrorist. And that's why you want to. How does the left always get it wrong? How does the left always support violent criminals while they somehow support detaining people over speech? How does the left actively support countries that have no rights for women and actively support terrorism? How does the left actively just support rioters? How does the left get all of these things wrong always? Why do they always line up on the side of the criminal, of the mentally ill, lgbtq, aip, Always. It's because they view the world as. As oppressor and oppressed. And here's the thing, as a general rule, people who are more disciplined, not always there, are corrupt people, but people who are certainly in capitalism and free enterprise, who are more disciplined, who have a better work ethic, who perhaps have a higher iq, who have stronger families, are more likely to be successful. And instead of saying, hey, what led to that? Did this person get up early? Did this person have a mom and dad in the House, Is he honest? Does this person have a. Does this person have a faith? Let's look at. Why is this person successful? They look at the end point and go. They're successful. Therefore there must be. This is where we start. How did they hurt somebody? Well, how did they get there? That's the only way. Because the left. Think about it. There's no room for the poor white kid who grew up in a trailer park, who was perhaps a crack baby, who becomes a successful CEO. There's no room for that. So it's just discounted because everything is race, everything is gender, everything is your preference of friction. And we end up here. Jaywalking's legal, basically. And more black people are dying, huh? What do you think?
Gerald
It's Marxism.
Steven Crowder
The N word. Finger licking good. Are we saying.
Gerald
Nick, it's a play. It's right out of the play. Marxism playbook. Yeah, you did, you know, divide. And that's how they do it.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald
Whether it's attacking the nuclear family, pitting white against black, straight against gay, it's right out of of it.
Richard Karn
And they.
Gerald
They apply it to every situation. Whether it's school, getting disciplined, jaywalking. That's how you know it's somebody's agenda.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Gerald
They're consistent year after year with it. And at what point do you stop calling a Democrat? I've been asking this. I want you to. You gotta. You gotta come up with a phrase. We have to come up with a name for them because they're not at a legitimate political party anymore. No, they are an enemy. A legitimate enemy of the state.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald
I don't know what we should start calling, but if you start looking at through that prison that they're really an organized. And I really believe that.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald
Then it all makes sense. I don't even get mad anymore. You know what I mean?
Steven Crowder
How about chain gang of fucking My attitude.
Gerald
But what?
Steven Crowder
Chain gang of faggots.
Gerald
Oh my God, I love it.
Steven Crowder
That thing is a good one.
Gerald
Wasn't that a group?
Steven Crowder
No, it was. One of my favorite insults of all time was a super. You reminded me of super Dave Osborne Marie. The stunts. And one of them was he was going to insult Mr. T when he was, you know, back then when he was considered the toughest guy and he goes into a tent and when he goes. I couldn't pick you off a rooftop full of faggots. You know, he comes out. This is an odd insult.
Gerald
Well, it's not in pay rent.
Steven Crowder
It was almost clairvoyant.
Gerald
Isn't that weird?
Nick DePaolo
You identify Them by them actually hitting the ground. Those, those are the.
Steven Crowder
Oh, and by the way, if you are not a Rumble Premium member, you click that button. Today is going to be Chat Thursday where we're going to be taking more of your chats 99 a year. Rumble Premium is Mug Club. Mug Club is Rumble Premium where, look, we can take a break from Iran, Israel for a day just to discuss social issues at large here in the United States. Because let's, let's worry about the United States. Try it for 999amonth. You don't get the handish mug, but you get everything ad free. You get more Nick DePaolo, you get Donald Trump Jr. Just none of this happens without you. And if you want the, if you want the free ride, that's totally fine. You will continue watching for free and watch Tim Pool, who's coming up next. But before or as we go into Rumble Premium here and we take your chats, Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson did this interview yesterday. We covered the snippets because only that was released by the time the show aired. And then I spent the entire evening going through all of it. And let me just tell you this, no one came across very well, okay? In this interview, it was when you talk about Gotcha and an unproductive discussion and a discussion occurring in bad faith and non answers. It was all of that rolled up into one. Senator Ted Cruz couldn't answer on AIPAC because he has taken money from aipac. Tucker Carlson was playing Gotcha because that's what he set out to do. Ted Cruz wasn't answering a lot of the questions, wasn't prepared. And even if he had been prepared, Tucker Carlson was gonna move on to another topic. By the way, Mr. Carlson is invited on the show, of course, I think I'd be the first person who would be able to discuss this who could definitively say screw AIPAC with a wire brush. So I think there's a reason why he's not, I don't know. You're welcome to come on the show or I'll go on Tucker's show because I think he's right on a lot of things. And I don't think this was a productive interview at all. And it's weird to me that this is taking place right now. So this was, I think, a highlight. And it's odd to me that it wasn't released as a snippet considering how contentious it got. Also, full disclosure, both are wrong and acting like homos. Growing up in Sunday school, I was.
Gerald
Taught from the Bible. Those who bless Israel will be blessed and those who curse Israel will be cursed.
Steven Crowder
And from my perspective, I want to.
Gerald
Be on the blessing side of things, of those who bless the government of Israel.
Steven Crowder
Those who bless Israel is what it says, doesn't it?
Podcast Summary: Louder with Crowder
Episode Title: Gay Anti Trump Ads, New Juneteenth Racism & Tucker vs. Ted
Release Date: June 19, 2025
Host: Steven Crowder
Description: Steven Crowder brings you news, entertainment, and politics with the most politically incorrect show on the web. Guests, rants, sketches, your calls ... it's whatever.
Timestamp: [00:58] - [02:27]
Steven Crowder kicks off the episode by welcoming listeners to the live Rumble lineup. He introduces new contributors, including Andrew Wilson and Nick DePaolo, and humorously addresses the "Bongino Army." Crowder sets the stage for a discussion that will tackle controversial topics such as Juneteenth, racism, and recent political ads.
Notable Quote:
Steven Crowder [00:58]: "Welcome to the Rumble live lineup... And of course, welcome Bongino Army."
Timestamp: [36:51] - [40:50]
Crowder delves into the topic of gay anti-Trump advertisements, highlighting a particular ad shared by Democratic Congressman Eric Swalwell. The ad features a parody of the Allstate "Mayhem" character reimagined as a "Republican rapist." Crowder criticizes the ad for its misleading and offensive portrayal of Republican figures.
Notable Quotes:
Steven Crowder [36:51]: "Here's what they're referring to. We always have to obey the laws, but we also have homegrown criminals. I'd like to include them in the group of people to get them out of the country..."
Steven Crowder [38:48]: "It's completely dishonest. Here's the claim that you see from them is that President Trump is gonna deport homegrown... The truth, obviously, obviously Donald Trump is not deporting native-born citizens in this country."
Timestamp: [05:14] - [58:55]
A substantial portion of the episode focuses on Juneteenth and its implications concerning systemic racism. Crowder argues that certain policies and laws, like the decriminalization of jaywalking in New York, are misguided attempts to address racial disparities. He contends that such measures often backfire, leading to increased harm rather than solving underlying issues.
Crowder references a Harvard study indicating that Black and Hispanic pedestrians are twice as likely to be fatally hit by cars compared to their white counterparts. He challenges the study's premise, suggesting that the root cause is higher rates of jaywalking among minority groups rather than systemic racism.
Notable Quotes:
Steven Crowder [05:14]: "Question of the day. What do you hate most about Juneteenth? Any answer other than all of it."
Steven Crowder [47:59]: "Studies show that black and Hispanic pedestrians will do exactly what your lion eyes and ears have told you. They die at two times the rate of white pedestrians because of the jaywalking."
Steven Crowder [58:23]: "It is Marxism. The N word. Finger licking good. Are we saying... We're seeing a cotton... Marxism playbook."
Crowder emphasizes that removing jaywalking laws has not reduced racial disparities but instead has exacerbated them, arguing that individuals should adhere to existing laws to ensure their safety.
Timestamp: [62:00] - [44:54]
Crowder reviews and critiques the recent interview between Tucker Carlson and Senator Ted Cruz. He portrays both figures as "wrong" and criticizes their handling of sensitive topics. Crowder suggests that Cruz failed to effectively address questions about AIPAC, while Carlson was focused on "Gotcha" tactics rather than productive discourse.
He further states that the interview lacked depth and was unsuccessful in achieving meaningful dialogue, reinforcing his stance that both Carlson and Cruz represent flawed approaches within conservative circles.
Notable Quotes:
Steven Crowder [63:05]: "Ted Cruz couldn't answer on AIPAC because he has taken money from AIPAC. Tucker Carlson was playing Gotcha because that's what he set out to do."
Steven Crowder [64:34]: "Both are wrong and acting like homos... I spent the entire evening going through all of it. And let me just tell you this, no one came across very well."
Timestamp: [09:05] - [61:16]
Throughout the episode, Crowder and his co-hosts critique various leftist policies and ideologies, particularly focusing on what they perceive as Marxist influences on modern societal issues. They argue that the left's focus on systemic racism creates divisions and fails to address the true root causes of problems within communities.
Crowder asserts that policies intended to promote equity often result in unintended negative consequences, especially for law-abiding minorities. He discusses the concept of "disparate impact," where policies disproportionately affect certain racial groups, arguing that recognizing and addressing individual behavior is more effective than systemic overhaul.
Notable Quotes:
Steven Crowder [09:05]: "Systemic racism is just narcissism... we are the strongest nation, so we kind of do. And you see, none of that justifies taking a crying child away from the mother."
Steven Crowder [30:15]: "The left absolutely cannot fix the pickle that they find themselves in. There's nothing they can do because they are beholden to radical... the entire Democratic Party."
Steven Crowder [61:01]: "How does the left always get it wrong? How does the left always support violent criminals while they somehow support detaining people over speech?"
Timestamp: [54:27] - [57:00]
The hosts share personal stories related to jaywalking incidents, emphasizing the dangers and legal implications. Gerald recounts a severe accident where he was hit by a car while biking, highlighting the importance of adhering to traffic laws for safety.
Notable Quotes:
Gerald [54:31]: "I got hit by a car on a bike. I was standing up, pedaling. Woman came up, hit me from behind. I do a flip in the air, break the windshield with my head... and waking up and looking at my bike. It was a ball like this."
Steven Crowder [54:48]: "Your opener has to be one of us. One of us."
Timestamp: [61:16] - [64:54]
In his closing remarks, Crowder reiterates his critique of leftist policies and systemic racism narratives. He emphasizes the importance of personal responsibility and adherence to laws over systemic solutions. Crowder calls for a return to traditional values and personal accountability as solutions to societal issues.
Notable Quotes:
Steven Crowder [61:29]: "That's how you know it's someone's agenda. Whether it's attacking the nuclear family, pitting white against black... it's right out of it."
Steven Crowder [62:00]: "The left, the Marxist view, it all stems from this idea of the proletariat right versus the bourgeoisie... oppressor and oppressed."
Crowder concludes by inviting listeners to engage with the show through Rumble Premium, encouraging support for continued free and uncensored content.
Notable Quote:
Steven Crowder [63:46]: "If you are not a Rumble Premium member, click that button. Today is Chat Thursday... Always. It's all of that rolled up into one."
Critique of Leftist Approaches: Crowder argues that leftist policies aimed at addressing systemic racism often lead to further societal divisions and fail to tackle the root causes effectively.
Jaywalking and Racial Disparities: The episode highlights a Harvard study on the disproportionate impact of jaywalking laws on Black and Hispanic pedestrians, with Crowder attributing higher fatality rates to increased jaywalking rather than systemic racism.
Analysis of Political Ads: Crowder criticizes gay anti-Trump advertisements for their misleading and offensive content, emphasizing the need for honest political discourse.
Tucker Carlson vs. Ted Cruz: The interview between Carlson and Cruz is portrayed as ineffective and unsuccessful in fostering meaningful political discussion.
Personal Responsibility: Emphasis on the importance of personal accountability and adherence to laws as solutions to safety and societal issues, rather than systemic reforms.
Conclusion: In this episode, Steven Crowder offers a controversial take on gay anti-Trump ads, critiques new policies surrounding Juneteenth, and dissects a recent interview between Tucker Carlson and Ted Cruz. Through a blend of personal anecdotes, policy analysis, and sharp rhetoric, Crowder presents his perspective on systemic racism, personal responsibility, and the effectiveness of leftist policies in addressing societal issues.