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Steven Crowder
Welcome to the lineup live on rumble from 9:00am Eastern to 6:00pm Eastern. Wait, is it 7:00pm Gerald? It's 6. That's right. It's at 7. It's to 7. You haven't corrected me all these days. No, it's to seven. It starts at the show, but just stop. Stop. Glad to have you with us. We have a lot to get to today. We are actually going to be at six months, officially grading, rating, whatever you want to say. President Trump's first six months, A through D, and the S tier, which is, of course, very popular online right now. We're going to go through foreign policy, economy, trade, immigration, all of it. And I don't know if you know this, but the left wants to cancel the Olympics right now because they think the United States is a fascist nation. Yeah, we'll get into Russia, China, Berlin, all the previous host cities. And Doja Cat thinks that Sydney Sweeney is racist. Well, half of her does because she's becoming increasingly white. So, welcome those who have come in. Bongino formally. Well, I guess once Bongino army, always Bongino Army. Coming in today from Vince, we welcome you. Which, of course, comes from the name Vincente in Latin. And all the Romance languages are based in Latin, which translates to roughly, forgive. Applejack filling in for Tim today, for he knows not what he does on with the show. Hello?
Billy Bennington
Hey, there. I'm looking for a Mr. Billy Bennington.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, that's me.
Billy Bennington
Excellent. Mr. Bennington, I'm just calling today because I heard you might be interested in refinancing your home.
Steven Crowder
No, I'm really not, and this isn't a good time.
Billy Bennington
Oh, hey, now, it's always a good time to talk about saving some money. It looks like you're currently at a 5.3% rate. And, you know, I can get you up to nine, nine and a half percent, easy. Maybe even get you some cash out on the deal.
Steven Crowder
That sounds terrible, and it's really not a good time.
Billy Bennington
Well, respectfully, Mr. Bennington, you don't know what you're talking about, okay? I'm the professional here, who.
Steven Crowder
All right?
Billy Bennington
So why don't you take the tampon out and calm down.
Steven Crowder
I don't have time for this.
Captain Morgan
Please take me off your list.
Billy Bennington
Okay, I can do that. Oh, and Mr. Bennington, get some rest. You look tired.
Steven Crowder
What?
Billy Bennington
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Steven Crowder
Glad to be with you. A question I forgot. Question of the day. What is a doja, cat? And why is that question racist? You guys can let me know. We ask those kinds of questions here every day. Weekdays at 11am Eastern. It's a live show. You know, it's one of those things. We're doing it without a net. Nothing. Nothing. Upper sleeve. Must have picked the wrong hat. And Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you?
Captain Morgan
I'm good. I thought it was Doha Cat.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, it makes sense.
Captain Morgan
No, no, it makes no sense.
Steven Crowder
It makes complete sense. You were trying to be ethnic. You were trying to not be ethnocentric. Eocentric. And in doing so, you came off as the Aryan that you are. It's okay. It's a great lead into the show. And today, in third chair, you know him, you love him. The funniest man alive. You can watch him 6pm Eastern here on the Rumble Live lineup. And Friday, Saturday, August 8th, 9th. He's gonna be at the Side Splitters Comedy Club in Tampa. Tampa, Florida. How are you, Mr. DePaulo?
Nick DePaulo
Very good. And that appearance at that club marks the 55th,000th time I've been there.
Steven Crowder
Really?
Doja Cat
Yes.
Nick DePaulo
It's a real wet dream to get back down there. I'll tell you fucking any.
Steven Crowder
You're the best promoter for shows I've ever seen. Nick, there's some guy watching.
Nick DePaulo
Why don't come out to see me? Be happy. Right, Steven?
Steven Crowder
And just careful. Just don't. Don't poke the bear. Don't go to the show. I'm like. It'll be funny if I speak and don't roast me. You're not gonna like it.
Captain Morgan
I don't know if I have the.
Nick DePaulo
Energy to come back at him anymore.
Captain Morgan
Try it.
Nick DePaulo
I just go, okay. That's a good one.
Steven Crowder
You're looking very lithe. I would say tan, but you're Sicilian, so you're always kind of dumb Sicilian.
Nick DePaulo
Half otter, half guinea.
Steven Crowder
Cecilia.
Nick DePaulo
I eat my ziti laying on my back.
Steven Crowder
Good for you.
Captain Morgan
Back out after the Ozempic.
Steven Crowder
You're good.
Nick DePaulo
No, you're right, dude. It's, you know, Georgia. It's like, here you go. To get your mail. You get a tan. It's brutal.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
A lot of Irish people dying in the streets of Savannah.
Steven Crowder
Well. So it's not all bad.
Nick DePaulo
No. What?
Steven Crowder
It's okay. We can make fun of the Irish now. They don't care hey, we have a bunch to get to. But first, there's an influencer out there, Joey Swole. And remember, Hulk Hogan died, and we had him on the. He did. You didn't know this?
Nick DePaulo
You're shitting me, right?
Steven Crowder
You know, Hulk Hogan said. I have no idea. I have no idea. You were on. You could be on vacation with your golden tan. I have no idea. You just came from Barbados.
Nick DePaulo
Yeah, I was in Haiti. I missed the story.
Steven Crowder
Well, you've not lived until you've tried a Haitian dirt cookie. Ugh.
Captain Morgan
They're the best.
Steven Crowder
What's crazy is that the people have no money, but they pay for dirt.
Nick DePaulo
Cookies as long as Ozzy's still alive.
Steven Crowder
All right, well, actually, we're going to get. So there's this influen right there, Joyce Wolfe, who's been really pretty well loved, pretty well respected when Hulk Hogan died. Look, several things can be true. No one's perfect. I'm tired of the feminist tropes out there. I'm tired of this idea that if someone makes mistakes or isn't perfect, you wipe out their entire legacy. Look, people are flawed, and they've also done some great things, some impactful things. So Joey Swole had to apologize because he kind of paid tribute to Hulk Hogan when he died. And apparently that's. That's a white supremacist bridge too far.
Joey Swole
I owe my followers, my community, and all of social media an apology. A few days ago, I reposted an old video of me in the gym wearing a Hulk Hogan Halloween costume on the day that he passed last night. In my live stream, a lot of people expressed how upset and frustrated they were with me that I had posted that. Instead of listening and understanding like I should have, I became defensive and said that I was posting to celebrate the wrestling icon. The person that so many of us looked up to as kids, that we grew up with.
Steven Crowder
Correct.
Joey Swole
That made us tear our shirts and take our vitamins and say our prayers. I didn't know to the extent of all the horrible things that he had done also during last night's lives.
Captain Morgan
That's great.
Joey Swole
I used the word colored instead of saying person of color. A few moments later, somebody educated me and told me that it wasn't okay to use that, which I immediately apologized to everyone and said I would never do that again. I am human.
Steven Crowder
Want to bet?
Joey Swole
I am still learning. And I promise all of you I will do better.
Captain Morgan
Shut up.
Joey Swole
I have nothing but love and kindness in my heart. I will continue to try to make the world a better place. And once again, to everybody, I apologize.
Steven Crowder
Okay, a couple of things. First off, you're not making the world a better place by enabling spoiled, entitled brats. Just to be clear, apologizing to people when you've done nothing wrong, that's enabling. That's actually inflating the ego of sociopaths. People out there acting as though they were harmed because you wore a Hulk Hogan shirt in a gym video. They're lying. You're giving them exactly what they want. They're throwing a tantrum and you are rewarding them. That being said, I say colored, but I'm aware that I'm not supposed to say color. So the fact that you are apologizing to the woke leftist mob right now and you didn't even know that you were stepping on a landmark. Well, look, it's just really funny and I don't judge you for it. You don't need to apologize to me. But for people who've missed it, here is him, without skipping a beat, colored.
Joey Swole
Listen, I can post Hulk Hogan if I want to. Just because somebody makes a mistake in their life doesn't mean that they haven't done good things. I don't know what he did. And he said something 20 years ago.
Steven Crowder
And apologized for it.
Joey Swole
If you're gonna attack me, you better go after the colored athletes.
Steven Crowder
I can see you go, what's the problem? But you know about. You know that people will give you flak for.
Nick DePaulo
Well, I will take credit for being the first one to point out the irony of them saying people of color. So I've been calling them colored people since they started that. Yeah, and I still have on my show. So I don't know how this is breaking fucking nose.
Steven Crowder
How do I get over mist?
Nick DePaulo
I could shoot a goddamn baby on the air, nobody would fucking talk about me.
Steven Crowder
But he doesn't know. It is the point. He has no idea.
Nick DePaulo
So that apology was real. I thought that was a sarcastic apology.
Steven Crowder
No, it's real.
Nick DePaulo
That's real.
Steven Crowder
He took. Actually, you have the picture. Took all of his Hulk Hogan pictures down from his socials. Yeah, we actually have an overlay of that where he took. He took everything. These were all taken down because he happened to dress like Hulk Hogan and he's apologizing. Think about. Also, by the way, to be fair, some colored folk were pretty hurt by his comments. I get why they might be. Well, look, you don't know who you hurt.
Captain Morgan
And green, it's not the color I thought.
Steven Crowder
Let's keep this in context too. In the same week Ozzy Osbourne was venerated. This is a guy who was a serial drug abuser, likely banging groupie after groupie, bit the head off a bat and tried to kill his wife. Remember that? He actually said he told her, we've come to a decision, Shannon, that you got to die and tried to strangle her. Yeah. Yeah. The worst thing Hulk did was say, let me tell you something. Brr.
Captain Morgan
Yes. He stuck the landing on the hard.
Steven Crowder
Ear, by the way, with the osborne.
Captain Morgan
She had a panic button.
Steven Crowder
That's the only way she survived that incident.
Captain Morgan
She hit a panic, but she knew.
Steven Crowder
What was going on. Oh, no. Ozzy's losing it again. He's strangling me. Even when he's strangling you, he starts to, like, screw Jesus. It's just selective outrage. None of it's real. None of it's real. I'm like, look, you're surprised that a guy with a blonde Fu Manchu in the 80s had some racially insensitive tendencies? Do you have any idea what that locker room would have been like? Do you have any idea what the.
Captain Morgan
Locker room was when I was playing football? Come on. Yeah, I mean, nobody cared about that stuff. Now, listen, his mistake here. His mistake was apologizing.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Captain Morgan
He should have leaned into it and said, look, if you like the colored people.
Steven Crowder
You really need to know that's probably gonna get you some flack.
Captain Morgan
You can not care and lean into it. That's fine. But he cared enough. And it's like, listen, you just gotta go.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, listen, if you were in one.
Captain Morgan
Of my gyms, I'd say go jump off a bridge. If you're offended by the fact that.
Steven Crowder
I wore a Hulk Hogan outfit, I am sorry. I'm trying to bring positivity.
Captain Morgan
Kill themselves.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Captain Morgan
Be specific.
Steven Crowder
Go take a long walk off a short pier.
Nick DePaulo
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
He says, hi.
Nick DePaulo
That's some strong language, Joe.
Steven Crowder
Why don't you go to Alaska and don't bother anybody.
Captain Morgan
I mean, if they're gonna care about that, they should.
Steven Crowder
Why don't you go step on a rake and make yourself a vase, huh?
Captain Morgan
Why don't you get a God food?
Nick DePaulo
He sounded like he said shine or smoke or purple gum or stove.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly.
Nick DePaulo
You know what I mean?
Steven Crowder
Well, the thing. And here, like the good ones, this is the false equivalency is people go. They go, oh, we have a razor fist on later. Okay. We had some.
Captain Morgan
He will be.
Steven Crowder
Yes, he'll be on later. We confirm difficulties. Is. It's just this idea that, oh, if I hurt someone's Feelings I must. That's the right thing to do. No. What if the person has weaponized taking offense?
Captain Morgan
Yes.
Steven Crowder
What if that's their plan all along? And what if you saw the patterns in using quote unquote, marginalized. Oh, today it's black. Oh, tomorrow it's Stop Asian hate. Oh, today it's gay. Oh, no, no, tomorrow it's trans. Oh, wait, now you're a terf. It's feminism. What if it was all a. Not just a weapon, but a political scalpel designed to cause damage? Would you maybe view it differently in apology? If that's what they want and they will use it against you. Andrew Breitbart said appeasing crocodiles is futile. And here's the thing. You should apologize if you actually know that you've made a mistake or you've done something wrong. But you rob people of the ability to redeem themselves and make genuine apologies when you are demanding apologies of them constantly to score political points when none is necessary. Joyce, I think your heart's in the right place, but you don't realize this. You're actually committing or you're tossing your lot in with evil people and apologizing. It's that simple.
Captain Morgan
I don't think he's ever experienced anything like this before. No, I think that's why he came out later and posted. He says, I'm just done. Like, I think he's saying he's gonna just leave the community and not do any of this stuff. And that sucks.
Nick DePaulo
The one time that I apologized for a racial thing, my last album, Breath of Fresh Air, you know, we photoshopped some people in the crowd, you know.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
Like a woman in an Indian headdress and.
Captain Morgan
Sure.
Nick DePaulo
Feminist whore and.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, of course.
Nick DePaulo
And there was a black guy. I took a photo, a stock photo.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
And I put him in there. And all of a sudden I blew up. On Twitter. I was trending in New York. Number one on Twitter. On Twitter.
Steven Crowder
Oh, good.
Nick DePaulo
All for the right reasons, in my opinion.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Captain Morgan
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
But I'm. All of a sudden, I get bombarded some.
Steven Crowder
Some.
Nick DePaulo
Some comedian chick in New York who was a nobody who apparently followed everything I said.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
She pointed out that this guy had been killed. He was a BLM member, a higher up rank. Yeah, he was killed in New Orleans in a robbery on his bike or something. Okay, I didn't know that.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
So I actually, I apologize because that wasn't my intention. But if it was my intention, then I wouldn't apologize. So, you know, even Joe Rogan text me Said, dude, you got to take that down or whatever.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, it's a mistake. And again, mistakes. But the problem is now, people, you would never think twice, like, okay, it's a mistake. All right, fine. But now you're like, I actually don't think I can. Because then they're going to smell blood water, and they're going to demand other apologies. This guy is perpetuating that. This is how cancel culture comes to be. It's mostly dead now, but how it comes to be. Enough people go just the easiest. The path of least resistance is to apologize. Just do it. No, it's evil if it's a form of appeasement. Speaking of evil, let's go on to Amala Ratna Zandile Dalami, Doja Cat. Doja Cat. This is one where I actually appreciate the stage name is really mad about Sydney Sweeney's good genes American Eagle campaign. And look, we talk. We caught flak because we just had a disagreement over whether she's the prettiest woman to ever walk the face of the earth or pretty. Right? And I think she's pretty.
Captain Morgan
For the record, you never said mid.
Steven Crowder
No, I don't think she's mid. I think she's pretty.
Captain Morgan
But some people.
Steven Crowder
I think people like Daisy Fuentes and Sidney Crawford are pretty, in my opinion.
Captain Morgan
It's true.
Steven Crowder
When I look at the ones who I grew up with, that's just my opinion. But the point is, that's not the discussion now. The discussion is not, hey, is she a 10 or is she a 9? It's, is this racist because she's white? So watch this biracial broad. Doja Cat, Last name Cat, first name Doja. Put on her best hillbilly accent to prove the point that American Eagle is racist. Genes are passed down from parents to.
Nick DePaulo
Offspring, often determining traits like hair color.
Steven Crowder
Personality, and even eye color. My genes are blue. We had to. We literally had to add subtitles.
Captain Morgan
Just so you know.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, just so you know. And we have to do it when she's not doing a hillbilly.
Doja Cat
I was going to say.
Steven Crowder
So here's the thing. Do you think there might be a little bit of jealousy here? Let's see how Doja Cat, who largely sells sex, how she stacks up. Would you prefer this or this? Duh. There you go. I mean, it's not really fair, but, you know, we have more examples. Would you prefer this or this? Let's put up the next side by side that you have. There you go. Yeah. Hey, look, I'm going with this. We have another One. This or this? Hit the sound thing there, Billy. What are you guys all deaf today? This or this? We have one more. This or this? Yeah, I think it's pretty clear. And here's the thing. If Doja Cat has a problem with blonde white women, her mother better go under witness protection. Because other Karens look at that and say, that's pretty severe. That's awesome. She could just be jealous of Sweeney's partnership with American Eagle as opposed to Doge's Taco Bell. And this is actually real. That's not a Photoshop. That's from her ad with Taco Bell. American Eagle's got in trouble here. Or Taco Bell. By the way, Doja Cat's voice acting isn't any better. Yo, where the is Taco Bell at? I don't really have a whole lot to add to this other than I just don't really. I'm never a fake fan of Dojo. The guy's apologizing for honoring Hulk Hogan. And in this case, some people think that an ad for jeans is racist. Like, you're basically just saying that white people can't be a thing.
Captain Morgan
It's true. Well, hold on. Did you. You know her initials?
Steven Crowder
Of course.
Captain Morgan
SS Sydney Sweeney. Come on, Steven, it's right there. It's right there in front of you.
Steven Crowder
Oh, I forgot.
Captain Morgan
You just need to notice.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, we need to notice all these things that every. Isn't it great that we live in a society where everything that was simply accept that was just normal, we were just different, is now racist. I mean, we grew up in the air 90s, post racial America, Family Matters, Fresh Prince, you had the Jeffersons. And now, oh, an American Eagle ad. If it doesn't have some bald trenny identifies as. No, I don't care.
Captain Morgan
I'm just kidding.
Steven Crowder
Like, oh, now it's a problem. Look, we're done with the quotas. We're done with the quotas. We're done with the quotas. You know why? Well, first off, we don't need a market to the freak shows of this country. You know why? Because you don't make enough of the market share. Pretty girls do. And guys who like pretty girls make up the remaining part of the market share. You think it's racist? Okay, fine. Just go back to FUBU for us. By us. Do that Doja Cat. Like, just sell your own stuff and then people won't say it's racist. I don't care what you sell.
Nick DePaulo
I think it was a brilliant marketing scheme because we've all been Talking about American Eagle for the last three days. I think the people said, you know what? The blacks will fucking respond to this. It'll be a big hoo. Ha ha.
Captain Morgan
A big what?
Nick DePaulo
Go jump off a bridge?
Steven Crowder
Was Al Pacino in charge of their. It'll be a bit. She's got a great.
Nick DePaulo
To get in here.
Steven Crowder
Don't say she's white. I'm black. I am offended. Then we'll have another with a big ass. All right.
Nick DePaulo
And she's not a model. Let's remind people. These are actresses. Yeah, they. She's not a mod. They make them into a model. Right. So you can't say our face isn't dead.
Steven Crowder
Please. She's. She's pretty.
Doja Cat
What?
Nick DePaulo
Are you kidding me?
Steven Crowder
She's pretty. All right. We get it. Close enough. Yeah, exactly.
Nick DePaulo
The tits.
Steven Crowder
More than close enough. And by the way, the best way to stay in touch. We're gonna have razor fist on a little bit. Is download the Rumble app. Follow me there. Download it. Follow me there. Don't be beholden to an algorithmic beast over there at YouTube or Meta. And 11am Eastern is when we stream. You just get notifications when we're live. What?
Captain Morgan
You forgot the very best.
Steven Crowder
Oh, I'm sorry.
Captain Morgan
Of the best. Of the best.
Steven Crowder
I hear that Sydney Sweeney is in jeopardy of losing her sponsorship. Or wait, Doja Cat.
Billy Bennington
I'm not here to tell you to eat Taco Bell. And I'm definitely not gonna tell you that they're the best tacos I've ever eaten or that they make your butt explode. Why would I need to do that? But if you want to eat Taco Bell, I'm not gonna stop you. But this is definitely not me telling you to eat Taco Bell. Josh Firestein has big genes.
Steven Crowder
I apologize, Josh. That must have a much better setup than I gave you. I got lost in my own inner hatred.
Captain Morgan
For Doja Cat.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Hey, let's go on the Olympics. I don't know if you know this, but the left right now. Because everything's offensive. What have we gone through? Hulk Hogan can't honor an American icon. American Eagle can't have a white model. And now also, the United States can't be a proud enough country to host the Olympics because.
Captain Morgan
Or safe enough.
Steven Crowder
The progressive left thinks that the LA Olympics set for 2028, should be canceled because America is being run by an authoritarian, lawless regime. This comes from the San Francisco Chronicle. A guy named Joe Matthews. He wrote, this event is now too dangerous for California. Hosting an Olympic Games requires us to Work together with a lawless United States regime and its rights violating security apparatus as it openly wages war against our city and state. Last I checked, you still don't have to disclose over there in California if you're riddled with HIV when you transmit it to a sexual partner in a truck stop. So I'd say you guys are doing pretty well as far as the freedom and decadence. Also, while we're talking about authoritarianism in a fascist regime, really, you know, like that other countries have hosted the Olympics, and I don't have to go back that far. Let me just go back to. Oh, yeah, the Most recent Olympics. 2020, Beijing. Beijing, China literally killed and disappeared. Both of them. Thousands of Uyghurs and other political prisoners. They didn't hear the same level of protest. Let's go not too far. 2014, Uyghurs, Sochi, Russia. The Winter Olympics. The Russian government was literally abusing workers, basically enslaved, constructing the Olympic sites. And by the way, any critics of the Games were imprisoned in Russia. Let's go back just a little bit more. Oh, wait, that's right. 2008, Beijing again. Beijing again. I don't know how they get to. At least 1.5 million people were forcibly displaced to build the Beijing Olympic sites, and none of you said a word except for the poorly received new event, Uyghur javelin. That one didn't go over that well. But let's go back again. Oh, 1980. Oh, that's right. Moscow, Russia again. The Moscow Olympics. Just to give you an idea, at that point, it was estimated that one out of every 50 workers in the Soviet Union was in a gulag. And they invaded Afghanistan right before the Games. But Donald Trump is putting tariffs on some of said nations who are abusing human rights. I know. You think, okay, Russia, China, Russia. What else you got? All right, 1936, Berlin. Berlin. Hitler had seized power, ruled dirt. You guys know, I don't need to give you a history lesson here, but in 36, the Nuremberg race Laws, they were already going into effect, legalizing the persecution of Jews, which came to be known as, say it with me, the Holocaust.
Captain Morgan
Wait, I didn't think that actually happened. That's what I've been told recently.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, it's about 6,000. And then we can even just go to World Cups, right? The gayest sport on earth.
Nick DePaulo
Thank you.
Steven Crowder
Which you'd really think they'd avoid the actual fascist place because they're all gay. 2022, Qatar. Qatar. There's like 500 migrant worker deaths that were just admitted to during the stadium construction. You know, it's at least triple that. And they didn't care. They banned any cooked kosher food and they banned public Jewish prayer. This is in Qatar. Not all wrong, but the Beckhams showed up. I don't care. And by the way, you know who else hosted the World Cup? Russia, 2018. Less than four. We've given you history. But this was less than four years after they had shot down Malaysian airlines, right? Flight MH17. After they had invaded Crimea, occupied the Donbas region in Ukraine. This is like, like. And now we say this is the. Nothing America does will suffice. And nothing these other nations do will ever actually be judged appropriately. For crying out loud, Bernie Sanders honeymooned in the ussr. Bernie Sanders only decided that he was anti Russia when it stopped being the Soviet Union.
Captain Morgan
By the way, you know what's a dangerous threat to people coming? It's not the fascist dictatorship that you think we live under. It's Compton. Okay? In Los Angeles, you still have Compton.
Nick DePaulo
Thank you.
Steven Crowder
Also, by the way, this is the thing, historically, historically, if you truly do believe it's a fascist thing, the Olympics are a great place to stick it to them. That's how you rub their face in it. I mean, one of the most consequential athletic events of all time was Joe Louis winning his rematch against Max Schmeling. And Hitler was sore still for the rest of his life after Jesse Owens. I still don't get it. How can Jesse Owens beat Argaheat like the perfect white? Everyone knows the blacks are slow. That's why we call them negro slowpokes. It's a stereotype for a reason. You say, there goes the negro slowpoke. I even wrote the children songs so you could remember. There goes the negro slowpoke. He so slow and. And he's so black. There goes an E. Don't ask. Don't ask for an apology. It's ain't Joey Swole.
Captain Morgan
They really like their children's rhymes there.
Steven Crowder
They really do.
Captain Morgan
Crab got into it.
Steven Crowder
They get him.
Nick DePaulo
Young Hitler does it like he's saying hi to his neighbors. Kind of like this.
Steven Crowder
He doesn't give it this. He goes like this.
Nick DePaulo
How's it going, Dave?
Steven Crowder
Tomorrow I'll get your lawn tips.
Nick DePaulo
Scott's too. Turf builder.
Steven Crowder
I'll make your tree grow up. The begonias look great.
Nick DePaulo
It's just a casual, like, he's carry. He's practicing being a waiter.
Steven Crowder
It is funny, though. You do wonder, like, were they not aware of black speed back then? Like, he really thought that was a sure thing? Yes. He's like, all right, how. We really need a win right now. Let's. Oh, I know. Let's put up a white guy against their black in your foot race.
Captain Morgan
Didn't they finish third in that race, the white guys? I think two black guys won. Maybe it was first and third.
Steven Crowder
I can't remember.
Captain Morgan
I thought it was first and second.
Steven Crowder
I think it's okay to acknowledge genetic differences that for some reason all the land speed records on two, they're black people and you know, alright, fine, that's one for you. And then you look at the strength records and they're all Norwegians, Nordics and Eastern Europeans with fingers like Polish sausages. Hey, we all have our thing. Asians have the SATs, so superior race.
Captain Morgan
Not a sport though. So.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, it doesn't matter. Ping pong.
Captain Morgan
Nobody cares about that.
Steven Crowder
Well, the Asians do.
Captain Morgan
That's nobody.
Steven Crowder
He'll be issuing his apology on TikTok tomorrow.
Captain Morgan
I won't. I stand by that. Nobody cares about ping pong.
Nick DePaulo
Well, you're wrong because I lost five grand in one of those championships.
Steven Crowder
Vegas, Harold, you don't know who you hurt.
Nick DePaulo
I had tingling duck for Xingchang flag. I don't know what happened.
Steven Crowder
And then to make up for it, you went to the highlight courts and that didn't go well?
Nick DePaulo
No, exactly. A couple of guineas from Providence showed up.
Steven Crowder
Highlight was like huge. And then it just, it's like, I guess it's still. Well, everybody figured out.
Captain Morgan
It's like, well, this is kind of stupid.
Steven Crowder
They're like, this is the most dangerous sport ever.
Nick DePaulo
It is.
Steven Crowder
Not even one.
Nick DePaulo
Remember the guy, the guy died.
Steven Crowder
We got beamed in the head. Right. With a.
Nick DePaulo
Killed him.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's like one guy.
Nick DePaulo
No, I'm just saying it was fun.
Captain Morgan
Were there any points scored?
Steven Crowder
Really? What?
Nick DePaulo
His wife was excited.
Steven Crowder
I think he made his point. No. All right, President Trump, first six months. First six months of President Trump. And we're going to have Mr. Fist on in a little bit. That's a weird razor fist. A lot has transpired. We're trying to be as objective as possible with this. And before we go into it, you tell me, how would you grade President Trump overall in these first, this administration in the first six months. And then you can follow along with each individual category. All references available, link in the description as we do every show here. So he was pressed on this and a whole load of issues from the press this week. And it seems as though. Seems as though they Kind of know what the messaging should be. And it seems as though those on the left really want to press him hard here. Six months, that's usually pretty common in an administration. It's sort of a marker that's significant.
Donald Trump
I never went to the Allen, but Larry Summers, I hear, went there. He was the head of Harvard and many other people that are very big people, nobody ever talks about them. I never had the privilege of going to his island and I did turn it down. But a lot of people in Palm beach were invited to his island. In one of my very good moments, I turned it down. I didn't want to go to his island. We thought we had that settled numerous times. And then President Putin goes out and starts launching rockets into some city like Kiev and kills a lot of people in a nursing home or whatever. You have bodies lying all over the street.
Nick DePaulo
Yeah, they were old.
Donald Trump
And I say that's not the way to do it.
Captain Morgan
Fair point.
Donald Trump
I think everybody, unless they're pretty cold hearted or worse than that, nuts.
Steven Crowder
I've never seen his hair like that. Nothing.
Donald Trump
You can say that it's terrible when you see the kids and those are kids, you know, whether they talk starvation or not, those are kids that are starving. I'm disappointed in President Putin, Very disappointed in him. So we're going to have to look and I'm going to reduce that 50 days that I gave him to a lesser number because I think I already know the answer. What's going to happen?
Steven Crowder
That's.
Donald Trump
I mean, they are starving and you see the mothers, they love them so much and there's just nothing they seem to be able to do. They got to get them food and we're going to get them food. Did you get to see my driver in the first hole?
Steven Crowder
Pretty long.
Nick DePaulo
Pretty long.
Donald Trump
That's no Joe Biden, I tell you.
Nick DePaulo
He looks different there.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, he does. Hair. It's like, I don't like.
Captain Morgan
It's like he looks less orange too.
Nick DePaulo
It's like, yeah, he's less orange. Is definitely this term blonde. Conan o'.
Steven Crowder
Brien. Yeah. It's like when you see someone you always see with glasses, without glasses, you're like, oh, they're just beads. So let's go through. And by the way, bring up the chart. We're going to actually rate his different policies here and put them on a chart from A to D. And then S is. I don't even necessarily know what it stands for. It's just, I think super satisfactory because we didn't have time to make progress. There's no expense, Gerald. So let's start off with this. One of the big reasons that you voted for him and a surprising number of Hispanic Americans voted for him on this policy immigration yesterday, by the way, just as an update to President Trump on truth was celebrating and looking to recruit ICE officers. He wrote our brave ICE law enforcement agents are getting the worst of the worst criminals out of our country. Terrorists are the worst pedophiles. They're the second worst. Mississippi 13 gang members. I guess they're all the worst murderers, rapists, drug and human traffickers. They're getting these sleighs bags the scum of the earth that crooked Joe Biden let in outta here. Then he released this one page ad to help with recruitment. So it seems to she's everywhere.
Captain Morgan
Standard issue with every new ICE agent.
Steven Crowder
Oversaturate, overexposure could be a problem. Immigration, this is one. And we can all, you know, I have my rating but you guys can let me know what you think. The border. So I want to separate this kind of into two things. The border itself, the security of the border. Yes. Before we get to deportation. So migrant crossings are down 99.99%.
Nick DePaulo
That's a lot compared just one guy somewhere to Biden. Yeah.
Captain Morgan
Right.
Steven Crowder
So I don't know if we can take this, just this one as a secure border and put this under A and all of this. We want to give you context and compare it. I said you're going to have that law of contrasts compared to Biden. Right. You had eight years. Obama, you have four years of Donald Trump, you have another four years of basically Obama and really now you have six months. But we will at the end of this have another four years of President Trump. Border crossing. That's what we call significant. Statistically significant. Down by 99.99% without even having to finish building the wall. The border is effectively secure. Certainly if we're using the definition or a comparison to at any point in our lifetimes in this country, it's a secure border.
Captain Morgan
Absolutely. I think I disagree with you slightly on this one. I'm putting this in the God category of S. I didn't realize that existed until we started talking about it. Here's why. Because it's not only the 99 point which I think what else does he have to do to please you to the godlike status that he deserves in this category?
Steven Crowder
0.01%. No, I don't need perfection.
Nick DePaulo
What I'm saying, one guy's role.
Steven Crowder
I didn't anticipate someone who could do math? Yes.
Captain Morgan
I failed to take that into account. But also the. What did he get, like 40 some odd billion or $60 billion in the big, beautiful bill for border security? I think if you add those two things in, I think that matters.
Steven Crowder
170 billion. No, no.
Captain Morgan
170 billion goes to ICE.
Steven Crowder
Oh.
Captain Morgan
To ICE deportations, which. I'm just saying, just for the border wall to be able to secure it. So that for me, the results, plus the additional money going.
Steven Crowder
Here's why I put it in a. Because unless he builds the wall and the infrastructure is there permanently, the next person can undo it. That's true.
Captain Morgan
So he can undo it.
Steven Crowder
But if he does that and he finishes the wall and he makes sure. Well, it doesn't matter. Noodles. No, I'm the one who grades this. My name's on the sign. We don't go by Gerald's. It's fine. It's godlike S. It's better than a S is like godlike.
Nick DePaulo
I'm with him on that one.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. All right. Okay. All right, fine. All right. But I think you're right.
Captain Morgan
It has to get done.
Steven Crowder
Do not move it. All right, but I want to separate that from deportations.
Captain Morgan
Yeah, yeah.
Steven Crowder
So deportations. So far, we have either deportations or people being detained to be deported in 2025. 206,000. That includes, I think it's about 150 who've been deported, 50 something odd, who are detained. And by the way, that's more than Biden's entire 2024 deportations in those first 100 days. So significantly more. So it's better. But I would like to see more now. Yes. ICE has gotten $170 billion in the big, beautiful bill, and that means that they have a larger budget than, oh, I guess, all but 15 of the world's militaries. All but 15. Ice.
Nick DePaulo
Love it.
Steven Crowder
That's awesome. Love it. I'd like to see more deportations. It's a drop in the bucket. I give him border security A. I see a point for S. As far as deportations, I'd give him a B. I'd give him a B. And that could go to an A pretty quickly. If this budget gets implemented, we'll see what happens.
Captain Morgan
So, yeah, based on his. And, you know, Nick, I want to hear what you have to think about this too, or say about this, but based on his rhetoric about deportations prior, that B is very close to a C for me.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Captain Morgan
I know this is a process, and I know it takes time, so I'M not really like critiquing him and saying he's doing a bad job. I'm just saying, like, we need to see a ramp up. Otherwise, the numbers really. Because we're talking about what I think that's fair. 15, 20 million people is the number that he's throwing around.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Captain Morgan
It's going to take us a long time to get there. Yeah, it's going to take us a really long time. So it needs to. It needs to speed up.
Steven Crowder
All right. What do you think?
Nick DePaulo
That's exactly where I am.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. See?
Nick DePaulo
Exactly right on the.
Captain Morgan
Right on that. Too much, Nick.
Steven Crowder
You know what? Perfect. You know what? I don't care. You could get you. We can pawn that sign because you have convinced me it doesn't matter whose name is on that sign. Put it in a C and I want to hear a ding. Silly the kid. I want to hear a ding every time that shifts, for crying out. Otherwise we'll be relying on extra clever quips from Applejack.
Nick DePaulo
C for Crowder, who screwed.
Steven Crowder
No, you guys. Yeah, see, I didn't want to be too because I do have one that's not a great, great grade, of course. But now I want to. Look, we're going to. We're going to. We're going to sort of spread this out because the. Let's go to the economy. And again, I want to separate this into the economy in general versus trade. And the reason for that is because we sort of have metrics that are used in judging presidents that are pretty standard. Okay. You look at inflation, you look at gdp, you look at employment. Trade is a radical departure where Donald Trump is really the only president in recent history to take his approach. So I think it deserves its own category.
Captain Morgan
Yeah. Trade imbalances has not exactly been a talking point of most presidency.
Steven Crowder
No, it's not sexy to tell people about that too. So, Trey, let's. Sorry. The economy first. Let's do that. June, the year over year inflation is at 2.7%. Sorry. Compare that to the Biden average of. Of 5%, including a high of 9% in 2022. So we have 2.7% versus an average of 5 and a high of 9 under Biden. Again, this doesn't exist in a vacuum. Check all the references. We put the links in the description. That's a big deal. Remember, he had inflation below 2% in his first term. And this will tie into trade because everyone told you we've run these montages. Oh, you're going to see inflation out of control with these Trade deals with these tariffs, it's a tax on you. And you know what, once upon a time when I was more libertarian, I kind of believed that. Turns out that's not exactly the case and certainly not the case if you have someone who knows how to balance it. So something again important to context. President Trump beat expectations on inflation for five months in a row. The experts have been effectively wrong in their prediction. Five months, that's like all of his months in a row. Yeah.
Captain Morgan
So he's beaten it for all of his months say.
Steven Crowder
And actually gas prices are down 36 cents per gallon. And this is a really important one too. We've talked about this in the past, job growth, but there's a hidden number there. And we've talked about sort of public sector job growth. Right. That was what happened under Barack Obama. If you just take enough tax dollars and give people a spoon to dig holes along the freeway. Yeah, it's a shovel ready job, IRS.
Captain Morgan
Agents, all that stuff.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, all of that. So let's separate that for a bit. Another stat though that is shovel is the native born, meaning people born in the United States, citizens versus foreign born. That's where you see the real difference. That's where the story is told. So under Biden and again a lot of the job growth was rebound, right, because of COVID That was basically orchestrated by the left to try and kneecap Donald Trump. You saw some job growth. Most of those jobs were return jobs pre Covid but It was about 3 million. 3 million of those jobs went to foreign born workers. Native born meaning American citizens. They saw a net decrease of 1.4 million jobs. So native born lost 1.4 million. Foreign born workers added 3 million jobs under President Trump so far just the second term, native born job growth 1.5 million. So it's gone up 1.5 million and foreign born jobs have gone down by 1 million. And the reason that's so important too is because it show. Remember they said these people are doing jobs that Americans don't want to do. I have you told you for. I don't believe that. I've never believed that. I think it's, I think it's absolutely a canard that you hear from the left and we are seeing that. We are seeing it being an orchestrated self fulfilling prophecy. The left says these are jobs that Americans don't want to do where they give foreign born workers the right of way to the tune of 3 million new foreign born jobs under Biden and Americans losing one and a half million under Donald Trump. Native Born people gaining one and a half million foreign born workers losing them. There's a balancing taking place, which it really just comes down to. If you want to say it's evil to prioritize American citizens, people born here first. Okay, well then why is it not evil to prioritize foreign born workers? Either way, you can look at the numbers. This doesn't happen by accident. It's clearly by design. What design do you prefer? Americans benefiting or people coming here who often don't stay here and send their money back home? That's a huge difference. And we've seen if you add this all up as far as the economy, even CNBC live on air were shocked as to how well the economy is doing.
CNBC Reporter
But we are expecting a number around two and a half percent. Last quarter, you do realize, was down half a percent. That was the weakest quarter since 1Q22. And they're out. Up 3%. Up 3%. Better than expected. That would be the highest level since 3Q24 when it was up 3.1%. On the pricing index side, less than expected. We're looking for a number over 2%. This number is 2%. 2% would be the lowest pricing index going back to 3Q24 when it was 1.9%. So very good news all in all, especially considering that liberation April 2nd falls in this quarter and it was not definitely better than expected.
Nick DePaulo
I'm so happy.
Steven Crowder
I might go goose step.
Captain Morgan
Did you see him?
Steven Crowder
He was doing the. Okay. The numbers went up and let's say okay, people lost their jobs for doing that.
Captain Morgan
Where's a Hugo Boss when I need it?
Steven Crowder
Who is that?
Nick DePaulo
Fauci's cousin.
Steven Crowder
Exactly. He has his own baseball card from Tops too.
Captain Morgan
Oh, I know.
Steven Crowder
First.
Captain Morgan
First pitch ever.
Steven Crowder
And you guys. So as far as economy, I give him an A. On the economy. This is separated from trade. I give him an A. Right now in the economy, you have to look at inflation, you have to look at employment, you have to look at where the employment growth is. Definitely an A. Especially considering the act he had to follow. What do you guys think?
Captain Morgan
Nick, you go first. I don't. I don't want. I want to.
Nick DePaulo
I'm sorry, I zoned out. What are we talking about anyway?
Steven Crowder
So it's entrancing that man's hails.
Captain Morgan
Yes, exactly.
Nick DePaulo
No, it's an A. Yeah, human A.
Steven Crowder
Okay.
Nick DePaulo
Because he's putting natives first.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
And he said he was gonna. And he's fulfilling just on the fact that he's fulfilling his promises and that like you said, these guys who are pooh pooing him have been wrong every time. I mean, how can you not. It's hard not to give him an.
Captain Morgan
A. Yeah, yeah, I'd give him an A too, but I just don't. I'm trying to think of what I would want to see to give him. Yes. Like, I don't know, like the foreign born work. How do you reverse it that fast? How do you make that kind of an impact that quickly on something that was a massive trend that we didn't even know about until.
Steven Crowder
I don't.
Captain Morgan
Whenever we reported on, I was like, are you kidding me?
Steven Crowder
To get an ass would be if there would be a way to get quicker tax breaks in for businesses. And also some of the proposed policies that relate to some visas. Not necessarily thrilled with maybe debt stuff.
Captain Morgan
Like, I understand, I understood Massey's point about the debt ceiling.
Steven Crowder
I get it.
Captain Morgan
But I just didn't think it made any sense the way he was making it right there. Like I don't want to just continue to run up debt as well. Deficit spending sucks. But at the same time there's something you gotta do. So yeah, hey, I give an A.
Steven Crowder
Okay, okay. Well, let's separate that from trade because this is sort of Donald Trump's, I guess, pet issue. And the truth is, I've talked about this often, having friends and family in finance, they would always say, well, you know, you better start learning Mandarin because China's the next big. It was just a foregone conclusion. And I will give him credit. Pops Crowder was the only one who's like, no, no, I don't buy it. And back. He didn't have a crystal ball. He would say, you can't have a country that makes all of this and a citizen, an entire citizenry that never gets to use it. This is going to have to crumble under its own weight. And because they're still communist, I don't buy it. They're not going to be the next great superpower. I'm sorry, they're not. It's never going to happen. And Donald Trump was the first person to really bring it to the forefront. Remember they used to attack him and say, yeah, he says China, but look at his ties made in China. Yeah. But he was honest about it going, this is the only way to, to compete because of the policy that's been set. He has to use the loopholes and the rules as the game is played. Everyone mocked him. Everyone else just assumed China was going to be the next great superpower that the United States was going to shrink on the world stage. He's the only one who took a different approach and specifically has talked about tariffs and using trade, which, by the way, he also uses as probably his most valuable tool or resource on national security and international issues, too, because it's a lever he can pull. So he wrote this today. He wrote the August 1st deadline. Is the August 1st deadline. It stands strong and will now not be extended. A big day for America. I'm talking about these trade deals. So let me rattle these off for you, because I am genuinely, and I mean this. I thought he would get some done. There's a big if as far as China, but I didn't know how quickly this would happen. He obviously saw something and he saw the leverage the United States had. And he must have been able to read the room and gauge that those in Europe and those in the other nations know that they've been taking advantage of our good graces and that it's an entirely reasonable ask from our country to say, let's start playing fair. Because he secured major trade deals with UK, Vietnam, Indonesia, Philippines, Japan, huge one, the EU. And not only that, by the way, $10 trillion in foreign investment into the United States economy. When you add up governments and you also add up foreign companies investing in the United States economy, plus an extra 50 billion in customs revenue so far. An extra 50 billion, which, by the way, this has not had a lot of time to. To ramp up. And this also not to the move that he just pulled with Ukraine and with Europe and Russia, that is going to pinch that valve on them if they start getting their energy from us. So 10 trillion to us. But you also have to go, yeah, that's also a net loss to nations that hate us. So Russia, sure. But I guarantee you the investment in the United States means that there's going to be less investment in China, and it strengthens our position on the international stage. I know he has mean tweets, but no one in international government governing bodies had any respect for Joe Biden. How could you? So on trade, I actually. I give him. I give him an S. I give him an S. Not because it's perfect, but because he's the only man to have had vision and actually take a crack at it. Huge risk, and it seems to be paying off.
Captain Morgan
Yeah, I completely agree. I think there's a couple of outstanding factors still to yet to be seen. I think he'll get good deals with them. But South Korea, we want to See a trade deal come in with them. It should be pretty easy for that deal to happen, I would imagine. But with the China thing, I take a little different tact. This is where Donald Trump's value in this situation came into play. Whereas most people don't really know this. Your dad was 100% wrong. If the United States continued to do what it was doing, sure, China, Yes. Would become the next. Because we would build them.
Steven Crowder
We were enabled.
Captain Morgan
We were sending our engineers over there. We're sending our companies over there. We're actually training their workforces to be able to do the things that we should be doing here in the United States or in other places where we have equal partnerships with people, not where China is stealing all of the IP and trying to have, you know, built in China by 2025 or China 2025. That's. That's basically. We just want to make it all ourselves.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Captain Morgan
Get rid of all these companies. So thank God Donald Trump had the business acumen and sense to go. So that can't be allowed to happen. So I want to see something with China, but I do give him an S right now because everybody said this was.
Steven Crowder
Well, all of these other things have to. All these other deals have to fall into place. China's going to be the last one in if it happens.
Captain Morgan
Honestly, I don't even know if I.
Steven Crowder
Want to deal with China.
Captain Morgan
I just. If we just leave China where it is right now, I'm fine with that. China needs to experience some pain, I think. I don't want a deal that's bad for us with China.
Steven Crowder
It's pretty clear to me that Donald Trump is playing a game here where he's going, all right, either China is going to play ball or we're going to render the them irrelevant. Yeah. To. To some degree. Right. That's the game plan. They're not going to knock them down a notch. Yeah.
Captain Morgan
That's all.
Steven Crowder
Okay. So you, you give. You both give them S on this, Nick.
Nick DePaulo
They hope they. They. That China isn't totally irrelevant to me. Ever had General Sal's chicken?
Steven Crowder
Well, that'll still. That's American Chinese style. You don't want to eat sewer.
Nick DePaulo
Yes. I give him. I give him an S on this. And he was saying this stuff. You've seen the clips on the Internet.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
He's on Oprah in the early 80s.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
Saying we're being ripped off. So I'm almost disappointed in him not jumping in earlier to stop the bleeding.
Steven Crowder
It's true.
Nick DePaulo
But I'm glad he finally did he realized with all the poo poo and all the media on this country.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
That he never lost. Fact. It was still the only superpower.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Nick DePaulo
Especially financially.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Nick DePaulo
He never lost because he's a businessman and he knew just what he was doing. Like I said, I'm surprised he didn't jump into the fight earlier.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, well that's. Yes, yes, that's a good point too. And that'll bring us to foreign policy. We have a much longer track record of Donald Trump. A lot of elected officials, you only have their track record since they've actually been elected officials.
Nick DePaulo
Right.
Steven Crowder
Because they weren't public figures until that. And so you get a flip flop record.
Nick DePaulo
That's right.
Steven Crowder
You can watch. That's where you go back and see old, young Trump where he was more nasally, less raspy, saying, you know, like, look, the superheads are coming for us, you know, apologize. And he did the same thing with Iran. He did the same thing with Iran. He has been remarkably consistent. So first. Okay, now let's go to foreign policy. We're Mr. Fist on Razor fist in just a few moments. Some of the achievements as far as international relations. Foreign policy here, the India, Pakistani ceasefire. India, Pakistan, I guess we go by countries. Indian, Pakistani or India, Pakistan, I don't care. The Israel, Iran cease fire just today was announced. I believe he announced the Thailand, Cambodia cease fire. I don't have a lot of information on that. That's kind of the hell will they fight? Emerging rice patties, noodles. Yeah, it's for us you're all quite similar. Some areas of concern out there would be obviously Russia, Ukraine, he just set another deadline. Obviously Israel, Hamas, that hasn't been solved and obviously China. So I would give his foreign policy overall and I want to separate one component, the Iran strike. Foreign policy overall, I give a B. I would give him a B because I could see a point for C considering that Israel, Hamas is still going on. Russia, Ukraine is still going on.
Captain Morgan
Yeah. So we're right in the middle of it. I think the economic stuff that he's done really is going to hurt Russia and potentially bring them to the table. So if that pans out, then that could move him to. I give him a high B. I give him a high B right now. By the way, the Cambodia ceasefire thing was a couple of days ago. So it wasn't just this morning.
Steven Crowder
Well, he just posted, posted about it.
Captain Morgan
He posted about it, but he, it was a couple of days ago that they did it.
Steven Crowder
So I don't know, was it, was it Finalized. It was official.
Captain Morgan
I don't know. His post, I think was at least from a day ago.
Steven Crowder
All right.
Captain Morgan
It wasn't today.
Steven Crowder
All right, I apologize. Admonishing. I want to see if you're on your toes.
Captain Morgan
It's an admonishment.
Steven Crowder
Well, it was tough. I read it this morning. Certainly they all bleed together. No, no, I deserve to be admonished if I said today and it was yesterday. Look, guys, I don't want to be the person misinforming. I don't want to be the person misinforming you. Which brings me to my next, next point. Iran. Specifically, I wanna separate this, the B2 race where this specific strike on Iran, because you have to remember people were calling for Donald Trump to be impeached. And those were people on the right saying this before this strike. I voted for peace. And he's betraying his base again. You can go back to early 2000s and see Donald Trump saying that Iran must never be allowed to have a nuke. And then you fast, fast forward to like 2008. I'm serious, Iran could have. No, go Fast forward to 2012. Like the Iranian jer grows and he goes. He's been saying it non stop. He couldn't be more consistent. So I was obviously upset that people were trying to fracture the right saying that he betrayed his base. You may not like it. So here were the arguments that were presented. He's betrayed his base. That was a lie. Okay, that's misrepresentation. Then people would say, well, I voted for peace. I voted for the peace, president, not war. Well, we now have the results on that. To be clear, as far as Iran, the nation that was building up nuclear capabilities with a, I don't even want to say administration with a fascist, with a religious zealot oligarch government chanting death to America. When you think of that mission where we had our bombers fly over the ocean in the middle of the night undetected, take out Iran's nuclear enriching capabilities with no deaths that we know of, certainly no civilian deaths. We haven't even heard of any actual military on duty deaths, but basically no collateral damage. To be back out over the sea on the way home before Iran even knew what happened. I can't think of any more successful American mission carried out in my lifetime than that. And then after that, the people saying, impeachment has betrayed his base and saying, I voted for peace. And of course, we haven't really heard a peep from Iran. We have achieved peace as far as our goals with Iran. A war has not. A new war has not started with Iran. And there was a ceasefire between Iran and Israel. But that also means they're probably not going for the big devil, the United States of America. The goalposts have moved again. Where people are going. Yeah, well, it wasn't. It wasn't that effective, actually. Except Iran's foreign minister, in trying to save face, admitted that it destroyed them. And they said, like, we're going to rebuild them, we're going to rebuild them back up because we want. We still want nukes and you can't keep me down, Chumbawamba. Whatever. Bullshit. Play it.
Captain Morgan
What is the status at Fordo?
Steven Crowder
No one exactly knows what has transpired in Fordo. That being said, what we know so far is that the facilities have been seriously and heavily damaged. The Atomic Energy Organization of the Islamic Republic of Iran is currently undertaking evaluation and assessment, the report of which will be submitted to the government. I give the. Dealing with Iran. I give that S. Tier. That's S. I give that S. Tier. That's.
Captain Morgan
That's very clearly S. Yeah.
Steven Crowder
And I think that if anyone out there is being. Looking at the results, looking at how it transpired, they would have to admit and have to admit that the calls for impeaching and declaring that Donald Trump was a turncoat and a war president, maybe they. They were wrong. Right, let's. Now, let's move forward. Right. They were wrong. So you give it S wrong.
Captain Morgan
I give it an S. What do.
Steven Crowder
You give it ran. S. That was fun.
Nick DePaulo
You didn't ask me on the last one to weigh in.
Steven Crowder
Oh, the other one. I'm sorry.
Nick DePaulo
Yeah. No, but I'm just saying. I was gonna say. I don't. Taiwan versus what? Because of what he did in the Middle east, he's getting an S. Yeah. This squabble's only been going on for 2,000 years.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
He comes in and puts it out like it's a, you know, cigarette butt. Yes. So, yes, I gave him a triple S on his chest and his ass. A tattoo on his face.
Steven Crowder
Thank you very much. Yeah, no, you're. And you know what? I guarantee you, everyone took note. They're going, oh, okay. Yeah.
Doja Cat
All right.
Steven Crowder
He is willing to American reverberate. Yeah. All right. We've kind of. We kind of forgot about. About this. Oh, you know what? Yeah. These tariffs don't seem so. They're the reciprocal. Okay, we're good. Just don't. Just don't turn us into Superman's dad's bachelor pad.
Nick DePaulo
What? I laugh at Is can you imagine they were arguing who the better president would be, Biden or Trump? It's just hilarious. I know Biden's better than the last 10 combined. I mean I was a Reagan guy. He's put him in the dust. Trump.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. He said Biden's better than the last.
Nick DePaulo
Yes.
Steven Crowder
Give him an admonishment because I know.
Captain Morgan
He wants real quick.
Steven Crowder
He meant to say done anytime. Applejack. What on your schedule? No rush. We just have a guest waiting.
Nick DePaulo
Yeah, that's the name of my next album.
Captain Morgan
But.
Steven Crowder
Good. Just be sure to put anyone on the COVID make sure they're alive. But yes, you were saying?
Nick DePaulo
Well, he died in a fire at the 502 wings.
Steven Crowder
Better than the last time come out. I certainly more effective. Certainly more effective for sure. So you give him an S. Oh, absolutely. All right.
Nick DePaulo
Right on his chest.
Steven Crowder
All right, let's. Let's give him a. So let's go. I don't want to end this on a down note, but I think this will. We have a razor fist coming on in dealing with the deep state. This is one big promise, right? Draining the swamp. He talked about the JFK files, he talked about the Epstein files. He talked a lot about our intelligence agencies. So the good he's cut federal employment overall by about 120,000,000,000 workers. You guys bring it up 127,000. That's from CNN, New York Times. So 50, something,000. 51,000 were fired. About 75,000 were bought out. They were offered because they really stood by their convictions. They're like cash.
Nick DePaulo
Exactly.
Steven Crowder
I'll take it. So that's good. But when you understand the scope of the federal government and you understand just how corrupt our three letter agencies are and when you look at the debacle and yes, it has been a debacle as far as Epstein and you can't lay that directly at Trump's feet. Obviously Bondi is responsible for the whole binder gate, whatever it is. But you look at what we are being told, right? It certainly feels like the least fulfilled promise. Dealing with the deep state. When you thought okay, we're going to deconstruct this, we're going to finally peak behind the curtain. Curtain. And you get actually what you've been told is exactly what happened with Epstein and here's less evidence and you guys should stop talking about it. And we still have these mammoth agencies in dealing with a deep state. I give them a D. That's the one that I would give this administration. It's the one that I would give.
Captain Morgan
A D. I agree. I mean, as far as what we know now. Now here's something I've been thinking about since we've started discussing this earlier today. If there's something going on behind the scenes right now that we can't know about yet that produces amazing results and they're working because it is the deep state have to be handled slightly different, then fine. I, I'm willing to, I'm willing to raise the bar a little bit later on on the ranking.
Steven Crowder
Fine.
Captain Morgan
But right now.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Captain Morgan
From everything we see.
Steven Crowder
D. All of this, from all of this can be changed.
Captain Morgan
No, I know it can. But in this particular case, I think this more than any of the others has a lot more to. Okay, maybe you can come back later on, maybe a year from now and you can go. All the stuff that we were doing during that time, we couldn't tell you about, we couldn't tell you about because it would have tipped our hand or it would have completely ruined it. But outside of that, it's a D right now. And that was who Donald Trump was, period. If you had to put one thing on him, outsider that was going to drain the swamp back from 2015 when he was starting to run, that's his game. If he doesn't fulfill that, I'll be very disappointed. Because all of the good he's done can be undone in the future.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Captain Morgan
And we don't want that.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. These agencies, they wield a lot of power. And I said that was my closed handed issue. Right. With every single representative politician candidate who I said, if you're not going to completely disband or at least rebuild entirely, the FBI, the CIA, certainly the irs, then that's where I would just as soon stay home. And here I believe we have him ready on the line to discuss us. He's a longtime friend of the show, but he hasn't been on in a while. You know him.
Nick DePaulo
Hey, what am I colored?
Steven Crowder
The host of C? You're Sicilian? Oh, I'm sorry.
Nick DePaulo
See, see, what am I a person of color?
Steven Crowder
I give him a C. You already.
Captain Morgan
Said the other one.
Steven Crowder
Because don't expect an apology.
Nick DePaulo
No, I'm just saying you give him.
Steven Crowder
A C. I give.
Nick DePaulo
I'm a C. Yeah. Until I. I want to see some cuffs on some people doing a per walk.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, like that.
Nick DePaulo
Like what's his name? Father Morgan said it takes a while.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
Because. Because of the nature, you know.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
Intelligence and all that. And because all the success he's having other. He's a little busy.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, that's it. The problem is when you have people like Cash Patel saying first day, first week, I'm gonna, it's like, okay, you got, just don't over. Just don't over promise. And they over promised. And if they hadn't promised anything, they've under delivered. I mean there were thousands of arrests. When you just take January 6 into account, let alone when you look at charges, when you look at the sham trials taking place under the Biden. So I will never buy that it can't be done. I'm not saying just arrest somebody on some trumped up charges. I'm saying they're absolutely in is something there. And for some reason this can't, this, this needle can't get moved. So that, that's one for me. That's disappointing. But I appreciate Nick is being more balanced about it. All right, you know him as the host of the Rageaholic and you know him as Razor Fist on X with a zero I. He's still going with that. I know him as Mr. Fist in front of the show. Let's bring him on to discuss his rating. Mr. Fist, Senor Fist, long time no see, sir. How are you?
Doja Cat
Yeah, it's been a while. I think the last time I was hanging around was what, before the pinko pox, was it?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah, we just, the whole thing just kind of, we just don't really do guests that often anymore because what happened is we were just like, we just talk and then we always end up going late and then. But yeah, everyone should go check out. He's one of the, one of the originals who's been around for a long time. You've seen a lot of these flavors of the day come and go on new media.
Doja Cat
Yeah, yeah. Some of whom are now goose stepping and wearing an armband.
Steven Crowder
Yes, yes, yes. Well, that brings us actually to, you know, we just did this rating system and I know that you're, I don't want to say you're not a libertarian, but you know, you definitely are conservative. I don't want to mislabel you, but where would you grade specifically that Iranian situation? The Iranian, you know, the mission that we carried out because remember people were calling for Donald Trump to be impeached, saying he was betraying his people.
Doja Cat
Yeah, yeah. Unfortunately, we all died for Israel a month ago, so I'm not even, I'm not even here now. You're actually conversing with a skeleton. It's no big deal. I give him an A for Armageddon.
Steven Crowder
That's.
Doja Cat
Yes, that's what I would do.
Steven Crowder
Yes. Yes. And they gave him a D for was it Deep Impact or Sudden Impact, which was the Dirty Harry. Which was the one with a lot.
Captain Morgan
Deep Impact was the asteroid. Sudden Impact has got to be dirty.
Nick DePaulo
Yes.
Steven Crowder
But that was. That was almost, you know, set to fraction. You know, what we have been a part of and watched for a very long time. People going, donald Trump's betraying his base. Like, can you think of any more peaceful military strike? As peaceful as a military strike can be in our lifetime that was that effective ever.
Doja Cat
Yeah. And the media had a vested interest in keeping it going, too. They must have broken 20 stories about breaking the ceasefire before we realized, oh, nobody broke the ceasefire. It's no big deal. Right. They really wanted that to happen, but it didn't work out. I thought he handled it expertly and in all caps on truth, social. Somehow, I don't know how.
Steven Crowder
He does love his cap. Let me ask you this. What would you say is his strongest suit and his weakest suit? We went through economy, trade, international relations, national security, sort of disbanding, the deep state. Where would you say he's been strongest in these six months? Where would you say he's been weakest?
Doja Cat
I don't know. I kind of assess the success of the second Trump term by the number of ribs I have ruptured. Richard laughing. Which is a lot.
Captain Morgan
Yeah.
Doja Cat
I kind of. I go, trade war. I think trade war. He's been pretty good. And people need to understand, like, China enjoying a trade surplus for decades to the tune of hundreds of billions, precipitating a measurable decline in the quality of the average American's quality of life since, like, 2018. Like, that's not an imbalance. That is a deliberately orchestrated mass transfer of wealth. So to whatever extent he can sort of ameliorate that, that he has accomplished a tremendous amount.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Doja Cat
And then you factor in that whole press tour. Xi Jinping did. You didn't even mention that.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Doja Cat
Got straight up kicked in. The Xi Jinping on that trade trip.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Doja Cat
He went to Vietnam, Singapore, he went all over Southeast Asia and nobody wanted to hear any of it at all.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, that's a good point. He's basically been neutered. Although I did find it funny when she put those. Was it UN or EU officials on that, A Greyhound shuttle bus. That was. That was a power move and they took it. Could you imagine Donald Trump would show up in a jetpack for like, screw you, bitches. I'm just. I'm doing. I'm not going On a bus. They all took it. Like. Yeah, we went on she's bus.
Doja Cat
Yes. And tariffs. I would throw tariffs up there, man. Yeah, like, seriously, because. And the loberts will bite back on this. But they forget, like, Thomas Jefferson funded the entire government. Only through tariffs. Right. And actually, wait for it. He banned all inland taxes.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Doja Cat
At the same time. That's the only way Lobert's used to worship that man's powdered wig. But suddenly, when Trump does it, it's more evil than apartheid.
Steven Crowder
Right? Yes. Yeah, somehow that's exactly. And he's also drawing attention to the sort of new apartheid 2.0 instead of Partheid's evil. Yeah, well, the way it's happening now, because, you know, the white farmer's not doing all that.
Nick DePaulo
What's a. I did want to.
Steven Crowder
Before we go. And before we go here to Rumble Premium because we've gone a little bit late, I want to ask you two things. Why do you think the left really hates Hulk Hogan? And then I wanted to ask you about McCarthy, but people, just so we don't cut off midway. Click that button. If you're not a member, you can join Rumble Premium, continue watching 100% more show. You can try it out for a month, 9.99. And if not, this whole thing goes away, away anyway. So you can continue to be a freeloader. But first, Hulk Hogan. Why do you think the left hates him so much?
Doja Cat
Well, he's too dark for them to hate for being white.
Steven Crowder
So. Right.
Doja Cat
There's. There's problem number one. It's the promo. That's all it is. He had never weighed in on politics in any conceivable degree, and suddenly he cuts the best promo at the rnc and people say like, oh, it's just a celebrity thing. No, to me, that was the moment where it was okay for the normies. That was the wink in the nod. Yeah, that was the moment. It was okay for the normies to vote for Donald Trump. Oh, he can't be Hitler. It's Hulk Hogan. Real American guy. Shit.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Yeah, I think you're right. Yeah. I think it also, they were really trying to make it seem like they were, you know, looking out for the working class middle. And it's like, is there anything more working class than the biggest professional wrestling icon at the RNC putting a stamp of approval? And that really took it right out from under them. Yeah, I think you're right. I think it's that simple. Okay. I do want to ask you, though, about. Because I've Talked about this quite a bit where people use this term, McCarthy. And you just did a video, a deep dive on Joseph McCarthy. McCarthyism is a misnomer because my position is a lot of people don't realize he may be bombastic. He was right about a lot. There were communist spies. People just sort of threw that out there because, you know, he was a little overzealous. What do you think are the biggest misconceptions for people watching now? And by the way, everyone go watch his deep dive on this. It is worth taking the time to explore. Yeah.
Doja Cat
I mean, the idea that he didn't have any names, that he was lying about having names, that's not actually true. He had a whole heap of names. They all came directly from the FBI. Later, they were featured in the Venona intercepts. But it was like they didn't want to. They actually wanted him to drop the names. And he was resisting because he didn't want to drop anybody's deed. He basically didn't want to dox people. That was what was happening. And honestly, that probably was the thing that ultimately killed him because from that point on, they could just claim, oh, he has no names. Right, right. He didn't want public hearings, for example. Right, right. The Democratic Party insisted on it, basically, because the entire thing was a giant trial on McCarthy.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Doja Cat
It wasn't about Communists and calling him before there. It was about ending McCarthy's career. That's really what that was about. But, yeah, I talk about it at Astra for two plus hours or whatever in my video on McCarthy.
Steven Crowder
Well, I think. Do you think they do that too, where they just go, oh, McCarthyism. Now, right. If we were to believe what we were told as kids, oh, it's a witch hunt. McCarthyism. It was the Red Scare when there were no Communists. Do you think they do that because they don't want people to figure out this was orchestrated? There were communists abroad and, by the way, here trying to infiltrate our institutions. And if you look now, you see the remnants of that, for example, in education and in government and media.
Doja Cat
Well, you're reading anything into the fact that the moment McCarthy, the guy who said there are communists embedded in our government, dies, the 60s happen.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah, that's connection there. Yeah. If McCarthy was around, that Daisy going into the rifle would have been blowing out the back of their hand. That would have been a happier Eddie. Whenever I see it, it's like. It's like, you know, you watch a movie that has a bad ending. Like, I hope. I hope somehow the DVD cut changes. I just always hope to see that Daisy blow. Through that third knuckle is a statue.
Nick DePaulo
Of him and Haight Ashbury is there.
Steven Crowder
Yes, mostly. Some people got it right. Okay, I want. I want to continue with you Mr. Razorfish people right now. If you're not a member, you're free to go on. You continue with Tim Pool. Otherwise, you continue with me and raise your fist. We're gonna talk about Epstein and all the stuff. Go, Nick.
Louder with Crowder Podcast Episode Summary
Title: Grading Donald Trump's First 6 Months: Epic Success or Massive Failure?
Host: Steven Crowder
Release Date: July 30, 2025
Description: Steven Crowder delves into a comprehensive evaluation of President Donald Trump's first six months in office, assessing his policies on foreign affairs, economy, trade, immigration, and more. The episode features lively discussions, guest appearances, and insightful commentary, all delivered with the signature politically incorrect flair of Louder with Crowder.
Steven Crowder opens the episode with his characteristic humor and banter with co-hosts Nick DePaulo and Captain Morgan. The primary focus is announced: grading President Donald Trump's first six months in office across various policy areas using a rating system from A to D, including an "S" tier for exceptional performance.
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The discussion begins with immigration, highlighting a significant reduction in migrant crossings by 99.99% under Trump's administration. Crowder praises Trump's efforts to secure the border without completing the wall, emphasizing that the border is "effectively secure."
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Crowder evaluates the economy, noting that year-over-year inflation stands at 2.7%, significantly lower than Biden's average of 5%, including a peak of 9% in 2022. Job growth is dissected into native-born versus foreign-born workers, illustrating a net gain of 1.5 million jobs for Americans and a reduction for foreign workers.
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Trump's trade strategies are lauded for their boldness and effectiveness. Crowder commends the administration for securing major trade deals with the UK, Vietnam, Indonesia, the Philippines, Japan, and the EU, projecting $10 trillion in foreign investment into the U.S. economy. The proactive stance against China is highlighted as a pivotal move to prevent China from becoming the next superpower.
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Crowder assesses Trump's foreign policy actions, including strikes against Iran's nuclear capabilities, fostering ceasefires between conflicting nations, and handling relations with Russia and Ukraine. The successful mitigation of nuclear threats and the establishment of temporary peace accords are cited as significant achievements, despite ongoing challenges in regions like Israel and Hamas.
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The administration's attempt to dismantle the so-called "deep state" is critiqued. While significant cuts in federal employment are acknowledged, Crowder expresses disappointment in the limited progress regarding intelligence agencies and ongoing corruption scandals like Epstein. The failure to comprehensively reform or eliminate entrenched bureaucratic institutions results in a low grade.
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A segment discusses influencer Joey Swole's apology after posting a Hulk Hogan costume video upon Hogan's death. Crowder criticizes Swole's rapid apology as capitulating to cancel culture, arguing that such actions enable entitlement and do not foster genuine accountability. The conversation underscores the challenges public figures face when navigating apologies in today's politically charged environment.
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Conclusion: Crowder emphasizes the need for meaningful accountability over superficial apologies.
Nick DePaulo:
Nick provides additional insights, echoing Crowder's assessments and expressing strong support for Trump's policies, particularly in trade and immigration. He highlights the effectiveness of Trump's strategies against China and lauds the administration for prioritizing American workers.
Doja Cat:
Doja Cat injects humor while discussing Trump's trade policies, likening their impact to historical tariff strategies. She supports Trump's aggressive stance against China, emphasizing the administration's role in preventing economic exploitation.
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Conclusion: Both guests reinforce the podcast's overall positive assessment of Trump's handling of trade and economic policies, further solidifying the S and A grades in these areas.
Steven Crowder concludes the grading with a comprehensive overview:
Crowder expresses optimism but also caution, noting that continued progress is necessary to maintain and build upon these achievements. The discussion underscores the complexity of governance and the multifaceted nature of policy impact.
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In this episode, Steven Crowder and his co-hosts deliver a robust evaluation of President Donald Trump's initial half-year in office. The administration receives high marks in border security, economic management, and trade policies, particularly its strategies against China. However, efforts to dismantle the deep state fall short, earning a D grade. The podcast blends serious policy analysis with humor and lively guest interactions, providing a comprehensive and engaging assessment for listeners seeking a detailed critique of Trump's governance.
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For those interested in a nuanced and passionate perspective on current political dynamics, this episode of Louder with Crowder offers a thorough and entertaining analysis.