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So to be clear, they added more flatulence to the welcome to the lineup live on Rumble. It'll make sense really soon because we'll get to the Islamic New York City hall takeover. See, that was a little foreshadowing there. But today the main subject we're taking you on a ride along with ice. I was in Austin last weekend and you know, spoiler alert. We apprehended an MS.13 member, a child pornographer, and got to spend the whole morning, I guess whole first half of the day because a lot of these illegals, they don't get up until the crack of noon. So we catch them early. So it was like from 4am until I don't know 2 we're gonna show you all that we had to of course make sure that we blurred any faces that needed to be and go through the process. But today you get to experience what it's like and I'm curious to see what your main takeaway is. I know mine wasn't. It wasn't exactly what I expected. So we'll be talking about that. Some people out there hope that Iran wins. Whatever your opinion, I think that's stup that covers it. Ice ride along on with the show. Yeah, I like the content they're putting out. I'm gonna have to send them a tip. Alright, bye Gerald, you should use these. That's on the tip of Billy Bucks. What's that? Billy Bucks. It's this new, fast, efficient way to send your content creators tips. How does it work? It's very, very Simple. You just send me pesos, I transfer it to Billy Bucks, and then we mail the Billy Bucks out to the content creator. Wait, so if to tip, say, like Nick Depaulo, first I have to send you $20, and then you're gonna send it 20 pesos? You send me 20 pesos? Pesos? Yeah, the Mexican peso. Why? It's not technically legal to do this with American dollars. Yet. So this is kind of the workaround we got going right now. You know what? I think I'm just gonna stick with Rumble Wallet. Thanks, though. What's Rumble Wallet? Oh, dude, it's simple. It's this encrypted, non custodial wallet that you have complete control over with your passkey that nobody can get access to. You could tip your favorite creat, bitcoin, whatever you want to do. Is this something new that they're working on? No, actually, it's already out there. Here.
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Who knows about this? Everyone. Oh, no, this is really not good for Billy Bucks. I gotta pull my car here. Is that a telegraph machine? Download the Rumble Wallet and step away from the big banking and the checking for good. No fees, no middlemen, no banks to freeze your account. Plus, it's the best way to support the creators you love. You love your creators, right? Download today@wallet.rumble.com. I just realized there's a reason the end card to that commercial. Because originally it was attached to the one where Josh and I were hired to do a bar mitzvah. Right? And now, for no reason, there's a Jew voice with a financial ad. That's not borderline. That's just an anti Semitic trope. Not at all.
Co-host/Guest
I was supposed to record a new VO and I forgot.
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Oh, well, I think it's a compliment. Well, you know, it's okay. You're an injustice. I've been out here. No, I'm only. I'm mostly dry after you hung me out here.
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Did you see the bus before I
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threw you under it or. No, I didn't. I didn't have the right angle. It was like an ice stop, which it all comes back around. Ice ride along today. My question to you. Have you not been sleeping this last week? Which, when I travel, you know, you get jet lag. But there's something different about the daylight savings time. I don't know if that's what it is. Just leave it here. I haven't gotten more than 5 hours sleep any given night.
Co-host/Guest
It's always the same.
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Yeah, I'd spend about an average of like four Hours sleep all week.
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And it's fake time. We are at an hour ahead of
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the actual time that it should be. Shut up. It's fake. Come on. I didn't mean to start a whole silly.
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What are you, a farmer?
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Gerald fricking did. I like people that think he's a farmer later in the day. Call me crazy, but I don't want it to be dark at five. Oh, so you're a selfish prick then? Yes, 100% when it comes to this. You do your time, I'll do mine. The funniest thing is that Tim's funniest lines, they're never attempting to be funny.
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No, it's not a joke.
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It's just a phrase that he thought and came out. Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you? I am fantastic. I would be better if we just stayed on this time. But anyway. Yeah, okay. And. Wow. Pushing, pushing. And Friday, Saturday, March 20, 21st, at Summit City Comedy Club in Fort Wayne, Indiana. It's, you know, it's really. I don't know if you saw it was pro, you know that Fort Wayne, Indiana was profiled nowhere. Yeah, it was profiled.
Co-host/Guest
That's not true. Home in Home and Country called it the diamond in the rough.
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But you know what? That's all the more reason to go see. Was that an Aladdin reference? I. I guess for Wayne in the rough.
Guest Commentator
Yeah.
Co-host/Guest
And I'm a. I'm Aladdin.
Host 2
Yeah. Or it could also be a dog pun because Ruff is in there. Four hours sleep, guys. We don't care.
Co-host/Guest
Yeah, we couldn't. We didn't have to explore it.
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But all the more reason to go out and see live comedy support it because, look, what else are you going to be doing? Here's the first thing. We're going to get to the ice right along. That's the bulk of today's show. That's the best plug ever for comedy. Do you know it's Ford Wayne, Indiana. What the hell else? Hey, guys.
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Daylight here.
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Saving time. You're going to be up anyway. You weren't doing anything. Do you remember this actress?
Co-host/Guest
That's what they. My comedy. It's not funny. It's a pastime.
Host 2
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. You know what? But they. They've. They've been lamenting the loss of hobbies. Yeah. So third set stretch, you know?
Co-host/Guest
Yeah, it's a bar and restaurant also. I'll be there.
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Yeah, it's like. It's like your third place. Just think of it as a pub, you know, and he might be talking. All right. Speaking of Talking. Some people do it too much. Do you remember those AT&T commercials with that. That. That girl and. Yeah, I know you do. All the men did.
Co-host/Guest
And I don't think I remember it.
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Well, the good news is this will refresh your memory. The actress from those commercials, I guess she's also an actress or comedian. Her name is. Is it Milana Vayntrub? Vine. Trube. Vine. Trub. Yeah, Vine. So she's been making the rounds and she just delivered what is possibly or entirely the worst take on female sexuality, feminism, and empowerment and men. If you have daughters, please don't let them listen to the AT&T girl.
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Do you know that the number one earner on OnlyFans makes more money than LeBron James?
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What?
Host 1
That is feminism.
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Yes.
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Not working hard.
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And we have been taught that we should not show our bodies because it is shameful. And that is some propagandic bullshit because it is so powerful and it hurts no one.
Co-host/Guest
Yeah. Take it off.
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Not that I did an OnlyFans, but I did a parody of it and I called it OnlyFlanth. I sold basically like a fireman's calendar, and I raised $500,000 for fire victims.
Interviewee
Whoa.
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And so, yeah, now I want to do it again, but I want, like, more people to do it. In fact, I think you should do it.
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Yeah. It's sound advice, young ladies. Remove as much of your clothing as possible.
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That won't controlled men.
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I won't follow you for the rest of your life.
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Have people donate money to whatever cause you care about. If you even care about anything.
Co-host/Guest
My bank account.
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Come do a calendar shoot at the wood shop. We'll just set you up with 12 different machines.
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Sex machines. I mean,
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huh? Yeah, yeah.
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Applaud, applaud.
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In the dark, you let me be. Really what she's really saying, you have to read between lines. By referring to showing your body for women, it's super powerful. What she's really saying is because women are able to manipulate men by using sexuality and false hope, the only power that you have in disrobing is the power that men grant you because they want to see you disrobe more. And then think about that. This is a major accomplishment. I did like a parent. I did like, kind of like a fireman's catalog. Raise half a million dollars. I mean, Elon Musk is going to be a trillionaire. So when you talk about powerful, like, let's. Let's put that into perspective. You're just talking about taking off clothes. Well, it doesn't hurt anybody. Well, can you actually say that? Can you state that definitively? Pornography doesn't hurt anybody. Girls going on OnlyFans. What about all the women? Most women who make no money and they forego other job opportunities. The Internet is forever. And OnlyFans is really forever. Young women, you should know that your future employers. That's going to be one of the first searches they run. Especially if it's any type of a forward facing role. But she doesn't care. Because feminism, all right, it's incredibly powerful. By the way, you know, Nick was actually pulling one of those power moves on us in the studio earlier. It's a power move. I mean, I get it. Applejack loses. Loses a lot of weight, looks good. That he just wants to show the whole world.
Co-host/Guest
I liked it. Personally, I think maybe she was sick or something.
Host 2
Yeah. Coincidence. Maybe she had the flu or something. She was sick. Yeah. So Vayntrub is most known for the AT&T commercials. But, you know, she appeared in those commercials and then it sort of became a meme. And I just thought this was interesting because now she's saying, you know, taking off your clothes, women, it's super powerful because you can manipulate men with false hope. I don't know how she reconciles that. I know how she would. But it's remarkably inconsistent with how upset she was for being objectified. And by objectified meaning men thought she was hot in the AT&T commercials.
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There's a negative byproduct of that. And maybe it just has to be with being a person on the Internet or maybe it's specific to being a woman on the Internet, but it's because of your tits. And so listen, that's why I'm here. All of these milk and milkies comments and milk wagons and all of that disgusting hurts my feelings.
Co-host/Guest
Yeah.
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And it. I know, it's just dehumanizing and a little objectifying and sad.
Co-host/Guest
Come on.
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He needs a milk.
Co-host/Guest
It's for calcium.
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So let me make sure I understand the rules. It's incredibly empowering for women to reveal their body, to get naked or to do pornography because men will pay for it. That's really the only power that you're granted, right? That's mental power.
Co-host/Guest
You could say the terrible things to her if you give her 5.99amonth, right?
Host 2
Yeah, but it's. But the men who do so, the men who empower you with their dollars because of your false hope, they're creepy. It's out of line, it's wrong. And I Know you'll say something, something. Consent. No, no, that's not how this works. If you choose to reveal yourself, then you don't get to be upset about people observing how revealing you are, and particularly in the case if they find you attractive. Also, I don't have any problem with men noticing women's physical features. There is also a rumor, by the way, I just want to tell you, because a lot of people think this, that she got a breast reduction. That is not true. I am happy to report that. Pisses you off, doesn't it? It does. It does.
Co-host/Guest
I might get one.
Host 2
This is patriarchy. Breast reductions. They're evil. They really are. They are evil. It's slapping God in the face. And just. It's a perfect example of women not willing to deal with the same burdens. My back. Suck it up. It's called being an adult. You think that flesh bags are giving you as much back pain as the torque that's applied on Gerald Spine being the giant genetic anomaly that he is? I mean, he's gonna die like five years from now. You can't deal with a couple of fun bags. Come on. Selfish. 94% of workplace deaths are men. And you can't deal with a little bit sore back? Come on. We can do better.
Co-host/Guest
What if you have scoliosis?
Host 2
Well, first off, the exception doesn't prove the rule. Second, I don't care. I don't care.
Co-host/Guest
It's pretty insensitive.
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Ask Noodles. I mean, do you think, you know, Noodles has to walk around with that thing, all this Matt, his hips hurt because of that. Can someone make the case to me, though, genuinely, what is empowering about a woman disrobing that I'm missing? It's really just the power that men give you with their finances. And you're manipulating through false hope, Right? Is there some other kind of power that I'm missing?
Co-host/Guest
I think the power is that you can get what you want. And if that's attention, okay, if it's money, okay, yeah. But it only lasts until they get that post. You know what? Clarity.
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Right? And men don't get to use that power. Men actually have to work for it, earn it. These are muscles. Accolades, right?
Co-host/Guest
Either there's a few specimens out there.
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No, no. There's no man making as much as LeBron James for disrobing. It's not.
Co-host/Guest
No, you're right.
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It's not. It's just not a thing.
Co-host/Guest
No, that's not even possible.
Host 2
No. Okay, so, you know, if it were,
Co-host/Guest
LeBron James would be doing it.
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Co-host/Guest
It means one God. Means there's one God. Only one God.
Host 2
Yeah, well, I won't allow.
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Has been adopted.
Co-host/Guest
Yeah, it's been adopted by ISIS and another. Another big group who I'm forgetting the name of right now. I apologize, but yet. Has been adopted as like a salute.
Host 2
Yeah, sorts. Yeah.
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Usually with the right hand.
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But this is New York City. This is New York City. And I think it's okay for you to go. I don't like it. That's okay. If the left can operate entirely off of feelings, it's okay for you to. If you have a strong feeling, a visceral reaction, which you can substantiate through data, of course. 190 something million Muslims who support violence against apostates, against infidels, they believe it's at least sometimes justified. They make up the vast majority of terrorism globally, socially, culturally incompatible with a lot of people who've been in New York, including multiple waves of immigrants. If you watch that and you say, mmm, I don't like it. That's okay. That's okay. You know why it doesn't feel like America. Let's just even talk about New York. It took one generation for Italians, for the Irish, for the Polish to become American. But it's not like we were from two different planets. It's not like the Italians and the German immigrants shared nothing in common. They shared a lot in common. They were from the same continent. They shared, most cases, the same religion, same Western values. That's not the same as people who are choosing to emulate the Islamic world. It's not the same. It's at least. At the very least, it's not a Western civilization. Yeah. It's okay for you to not like it. Yeah. And I don't understand why. The idea is that we won't have any domestic enemies. Like, it's literally in the swearing of the President of the United States. Like, enemies, foreign and domestic. Like, if we have domestic people trying to overthrow this country or completely change the culture of it, the Founding Fathers never would have said, like, well, I guess that's fine. Right? We wrote it this way. Yeah. You're like, you're gonna have to draw some hard lines sometimes. We just have lost our spine. It's okay to want parts of America, to want all of America to look like America. And by the way, that does include, of course, black people. It does include Hispanic people. It includes all kinds of people. But if you reach the point where you're in an area of the United states and it's 40% Indian or Pakistani or 60% Islamic, at no point throughout American history until very recently would that have been seen as American. It's okay to say that. You don't need to be ashamed of it. What you feel in your gut, we know to be true. Statistically, historically, empirically. That now is right outside the Gracie Mansion there in New York City. Home alone. Two lost in New York would look a lot different today. Oh, wow. They caught him mid scream with the beheading. Got the hands and everything. Did they throw his face through the Duncan's Toy Chest window? I don't know.
Co-host/Guest
By the way, that is the funniest way you can commit suicide.
Host 2
Yeah.
Co-host/Guest
Is you glue your hands to your head and then you use piano wire. It's very thin. You can't see it. You tie it to a bridge over water, and then you hang yourself, and then the wire will cut your head off.
Host 2
Yeah.
Co-host/Guest
But then when it. When you. When they find your body, your arms and your head will still be attached via your arms, so it'll look like you were so angry at the world that you ripped your own head off. It's absolutely the funniest.
Host 2
I was wondering where you were going with it. And then I was like, you know what? That is possibly the funniest way to kill yourself.
Co-host/Guest
And they'll never know because the piano wire, it's hanging somewhere, but you can't see it.
Host 2
Oh, my Gosh, I'll never know. You. You'd be a legend. Oh, yeah. Did you see he took his own head off? Yeah.
Co-host/Guest
He'd be like that guy who stole a plane in Washington and crashed. Yeah, you'd be a legend.
Host 2
No, somebody would walk up and just move your arms and put your head over your penis and then it's like, then you're a joke. It's not there.
Co-host/Guest
Why did you have to take it there?
Host 2
Well, I'm just saying maybe you wouldn't be a legend. Maybe also pretty legendary.
Co-host/Guest
If you're like, yeah, yeah.
Host 2
Still though, we don't need to go there. It's completely unnecessary. We're better than that and you're better than that. By the way, support your favorite creators. Not gerald. Go to wallet.rumble.com where you can actually, you know, uncouple or. What's the term? Decouple. Decouple. I know, divest. Is it decouple. Something like that from big banks. True financial freedom. Wallet.rumble.com, a lot of cool things going on there. Here's something else. Speaking about Islam. Not cool things. Yeah, not cool things. I think there is a legitimate discussion to have and we've been having it, on strategy regarding Iran, on whether the juice is worth the squeeze on timetable. These are all valid discussions. They always would have been at any point in American history. Something new, though, that would have been considered anti American. And no conservative or right winger or nationalist would have ever tolerated in the past is some people on the right, almost all the people on the left, but now some people on the right rooting for Iran. And when I say Iran, I don't mean the Iranian people, the Iranian regime, the government, the Islamic Republic. There are people on the right rooting for Islamo fascists to beat America. If you do that, make sure you have a chest to hit. Iran is winning right now.
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Unpopular take. But look, we got to be honest with ourselves.
Host 2
Militarily, the United States is winning, but strategically, the Iranians are winning. What?
Guest Commentator
What?
Co-host/Guest
Because they're, they're executing their game plan flawlessly.
Host 2
They've basically destroyed our presence in the Gulf.
Co-host/Guest
They've created an enormous amount of pressure on the Gulf. They've, you know, pretty much decimated our ability to project power in the region.
Host 2
So Khomeini, if he didn't die, if you died in this act, especially during the holy month of Ramadan, Inshallah, he gets the highest rank in Jannah and he gets eternal paradise. He gets the highest rank, he gets martyrdom. That's the highest achievement we can get so far. The response that we have seen out of Iran is that they mean what they say. This is why they've laid waste to military bases all over in the Gulf states. They're done with the American empire just as much as we are. Disagree. I disagree. Because everything you've just said is factually incorrect. To be clear, they've ruined our presence in the Gulf. No. They've decimated every military. Many military bases. No, they've hit some targets. But you know who else doesn't agree with any of those fundamental precepts that are used to thinly veil anti Americanism? It's just leftist retread talking points. You know who doesn't agree that Iran is winning? Someone who really, really would want them to. China. China does not agree with the attacks on Gulf states and condemns all indiscriminate attacks on civilians and non military targets. The urgent task is to immediately cease military operations and prevent further expansion of the conflict. The solution lies in returning to dialogue
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and negotiation as soon as possible and
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strike to restore peace. The fundamental solution is to jointly return to the right track of abiding by international law and the basic norms of international relations. Yeah. Guess they didn't get the memo. Yeah. Translation, we need our oil. Yeah, stop screwing this up for us. Minerals too, a lot of fertilizer, all that. Are they upset Iran's winning?
Co-host/Guest
The strategic.
Host 2
That's right, the strategic war.
Co-host/Guest
Yeah, much like the Patriots won the strategic game.
Host 2
Yeah, but lost. I don't understand the reference. It's a Super Bowl.
Co-host/Guest
They lost.
Host 2
Oh, okay, good. Yeah, it's.
Co-host/Guest
It's goofiness. It's silly.
Host 2
It really is silly and stupid.
Co-host/Guest
How is that. What is that strategy? Here is what we will do first. First we will sink all 46 of our ships. They will be at the bottom of the ocean. That is how we will get the Americans.
Host 2
Yes. Reminds me of Kung Pao. He's getting his ass. I've got you right where I want you.
Co-host/Guest
I'm bleeding face to footstyle.
Host 2
Now try my nuts to your fistile flesh wound. I mean, I told you this before. I said like, hey, you know, why does it seem like a lot of these people always line up against the United States of America? I'm not talking about purse strings. I'm not talking about financial responsibility. I'm not talking about balancing looking out for America's national security interests with a non interventionist approach. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about praising the Ayatollah and falsely claiming that Iran is winning the war. Does that tell you something? Does that matter? Is that significant? You can comment below. And of course, I'm happy to talk with most of these people. We're live weekdays at 11am Eastern. Now one that I do want to show you because I think this is important. You know Nick Fuentes, I disagree with him on a whole lot, even his views on Iran. But it's been misrepresented online where people just toss him in with those other folks who say, yeah, Iran is winning or the ayatollah is, gee golly, a good guy. This is a clip that's been circulating and I don't think it's fair to lump it in the same category because I have a disagreement. But it's a disagreement based on his actual position. Here's what you may have seen without context.
Guest Commentator
So I'm rooting for Iran to survive. I'm rooting for Trump to walk away. I'm rooting for deterrence to be reestablished. This is not a war, ironically, that we want to win. This is maybe a war that it's better if we lose, better if we have a strategic defeat.
Host 2
Now here is the full clip with more context. I still disagree, but it's not the same as saying Iran is winning and the ayatollah is great.
Guest Commentator
But I don't see how Netanyahu walks away from this without achieving their objectives. That is why in a certain sense you're rooting for Iran to survive. Iran is fighting for all the goyim here because it's the open ended question is, does Israel control the whole world? If Iran vetoes that, then the answer is no. If Iran falls, then the answer is yes. If Israel can destroy a regime that's fortified inside of a mountain behind thousands of missiles and proxies and a million soldiers, well, they could get anybody and they could have anything they want. And if they can't, it means the world is still free. So I'm rooting for Iran to survive. I'm rooting for Trump to walk away. I'm rooting for deterrence to be reestablished. This is not a war, ironically that we want to win. This is maybe a war that it's better if we lose, better if we have a strategic defeat. So I think the best case scenario now is for Trump to walk away. Walk away, be done with it, destroy their military and then claim victory, whatever you need to do, and then walk away, be done with it, put Israel in their place.
Host 2
Now, I disagree with all that. But it's very different. He's talking about surviving because he believes Nick Fuentes, he's talked about how they are deterrence because he believes that Israel could potentially be or is a significant threat. I don't believe that they're the same kind of actual existential threat to the free world that Iran is. So we believe that there's some value in deterrence there. Okay, for those of you out there who want to critique and want to deal with people on the sort of black pill. Right. Taking them out of context is the worst thing you can do because you prove them right. That's the only point that I want to make here. That's why we ran those first clips. They're hoping that Iran wins or falsely claiming that they've won. Nick Fuentes is talking about withdrawing earlier, doing what you have to do, cutting your losses. Okay. I think the fundamental flaw with Nick's argument there is there is such a difference between the Iranian people and the regime. The vast majority. We've seen numbers as high as 80% of the people want them overthrown. So if Israel just really wanted to take out Iran, they could do that for the same reason that a lot of these people complain about Israel. They have secret nukes. Right. I'm not a huge fan of that either. But this current conflict doesn't work unless there are mutually aligned interests. Meaning the people of Iran have been begging for, have been praying, have been wanting someone to come in and help them because they can't do it themselves. The most important thing that you can do, the biggest flaw on the premise that I see out there, same premise that's used to say America bad. That's used to say Israel controls everything. Is Iran wholesale? No, separate the people of Iran and the regime who took control by force, who the people want out. That will clarify, and I hope that you guys do a better job of clarifying. When dealing with these issues, taking people out of context is of no value because there are plenty of people out there frankly, saying that they hope Iran wins and the United States is the bad guy. And gee, golly, Iran is winning. None of that is true. All right, really quickly, before we go on, I got a raid from Sam in Columbia. Not hurt. Sane, sane, sane. Not Sam. Sorry. Don't admonish me for that. That was.
Co-host/Guest
You can't just mess something up and then be like, don't admonish me.
Host 2
I just looked at it quickly. Same. It's not even the same number of letters.
Co-host/Guest
No, it's.
Guest Commentator
Yeah.
Host 2
Why Three letters, Literally just mentioning an arch. Like it's an I and an n instead of an M. Come on, that's really. I don't even know what you're saying right now. Or is it S a N, E? Are you colorblind and letterblind? Apparently. I tell you what, I'm kind of retarded.
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Co-host/Guest
come and take a ride with me Put an end to the ways of MS.13 well, ice rounds, Emma for you. If you wanna come and see Somalis take an L Shipping out while you cross the sea well, I sends em back for you. That's a good one. I was like, oh, that's good. And then. Must be deporting. Yeah, that's great.
Host 2
There we go. By the way, just so you know, that's in no way associated with ice. They had no idea we're gonna do that. Stop it, stop it, stop it. Or Nelly. Just kidding. No me gusta. So here's the first clip. First arrest in really the middle of night, but early morning was a Salvadorian ms.13 gang member. And you'll notice one thing that's very consistent. They have no idea. They have no idea what it is that you're talking about. They're just here seeking a better life and everything is legal on the up and up. Also, I got to experience My first two flashbangs. No quality control because one was 10 times louder than the other. Let's go. So as far as the first person that we're going after today, Ms. 13 gang member from El Salvador, they have him on kidnapping. It was pretty quick. I don't know all the charges. Second one is a lady. Child porn charges, I believe potentially trafficking in them. And it's of her own children. So just remember that if anyone shows up to protest and prevent these people being deported. And remember that when. When people get mad that President Trump at one point said they're not sending their best. Well, child porn traffickers and kidnappers, Ms. 13, do you think they're sending their best? Because that's the case they have to make. And yes, I look like dark helmet.
ICE Agent
A El Salvadoran National Certified Ms. 13 Member with criminal history and convictions for weapons and kidnapping. Also wanted in El Salvador for kidnapping. He's here in the US illegally. We developed the target through intelligence and other means. So today we're going to hit the house. We have a criminal warrant, so we expect to respect him at the house along with the spouse and some family members, all here illegally. And we have law forces for both federal and state to handle any eventualities, women encounters such as collateral, children and everybody else. We're prepared for anything. We don't do operations like this kind of like lightly. So as we go into the. We're prepared for everything. Everything is being done by the numbers. We have our special response team with us, which means they are the specialists, the experts of the job. We also have, again, law enforcement support from all the federal agencies, state and local. So because we expect anything, we prepare for everything. We're hoping for the best, prepare for the worst.
Host 2
You'll see in the media, it'll be presented as separated from family, and they miss half the story that is 100% accurate.
ICE Agent
Oftentimes, what you see in the media is half the story at best.
Host 2
Right.
ICE Agent
You have here. He's a hardened criminal. This individual was already deported, and we omitted that earlier. He's already been deported from the United States. He has a criminal record in the United States. So he came back. He's here illegally. On top of that, he has criminality and El Salvador. So he's here with his family. So by him being here, he's victimizing his wife and his kids. Yeah, and oftentimes when the media portrays that story, the only thing they focus on is what I call the pobrecito.
Host 2
Right.
ICE Agent
Oh, we're separating the family. No, we're not. We're actually doing the right thing, which is removing predators like this from the community. His presence is what victimized the family. The execution of the law doesn't do that.
Host 2
Right here. Being a completely unexperienced novice, I would see that blind girl up, like, especially because, you know, I'm obviously not allowed to be carrying out here. So, like, I'm just. I have to sit. I have to stand behind the car. And then I was notified that the wheel well is my only protection. So basically my shins will be fine. And this. Yeah, we duck. Yeah, yeah, I see the tattoos. No one was going in there trying to hurt anybody. They have a job to do. And even see, like, hey, if it was your kid who had been victimized by someone like this, you think you'd be as gentle, so. Makes you appreciate it a whole lot more. You got an LLC business?
Interviewee
Yeah, yeah, Me and my wife.
Host 2
But is it being run legally? Are you here legally? You came through legally. You have papers? Yeah. Immigrated legally.
Interviewee
No, but we got all LLC legally. We got an IT number. I mean, we're trying to get everything straight to work on this country.
Host 2
Yeah. What about Ms. 13?
ICE Agent
Oh.
Interviewee
Oh, no. That's why we came running from, why we left this last time.
Host 2
Yeah.
Interviewee
When they deport me, I went over there and they. They was. I opened. Me and my wife, we opened a little store, and they was asking us for money, and I came first, and then they. They want to kidnap my kids because we don't give them no money. That's what I came over Here and gained.
Host 2
Oh, okay. So. So you, you weren't involved in the crimes? No, no, it was just them.
Interviewee
I'm not on crime.
Host 2
What do those tattoos mean? Can you tell me the significance of them?
Interviewee
Well, this is my daughter's and my daughter daughter's name and my. Some other daughters. I got it over here.
Host 2
Another one in the stomach.
Interviewee
This is some Chinese letters.
Host 2
What do they say?
Interviewee
It's like, you know, the predator movie?
Host 2
Uh huh.
ICE Agent
Yeah.
Host 2
Like predator.
Interviewee
Yeah, Some letters like that.
Host 2
My lady is latina, but she came here legally. What do you say to people who have to go through that? An expensive, difficult process and they're trying to run businesses. Do you care about those people? What about Hispanic people who come here legally who have to get papers, who have to pay the money, and then they're trying to run a business? You think that maybe what you do affects them? Everyone has families, right? I have a family. You got to do it legally though, right? You understand that what happens in El Salvador if you go there illegally?
Interviewee
My business is legally. I got a title and it's legally.
Host 2
Yeah, it's not if you're not though. I mean, that's for the authorities to decide. I'm just, I'm just pressed, but I would imagine probably not staying here.
Interviewee
My business. I mean, people's own US money over here right now.
Host 2
They were the victims.
Interviewee
No, but what you mean, Ms. 13,
Host 2
you know, we can.
Interviewee
Look at me on this thing.
Host 2
We can see your record. I mean, you have a record. You know why you were deported. Why does everyone always says, no, no, I wasn't involved in any criminal. No, no, no, no, no.
Interviewee
Please believe me, I swear to God. So I'm. I'm not into stuff like that. I'm a military. I'm a sergeant, sure, yeah, I'm a sergeant. I'm not into stuff like that. I don't like people like that.
Host 2
No, no, no. So, no. So you weren't involved with them?
Interviewee
No, no, no, never.
Host 2
So if someone were to say, hey, just be honest about your involvement with them and maybe you'd have a second chance. No, no, no, not at all. No, not at all. No, there's. So there are no MSR team members. Like who? You know, who you could point out to protect other people, who they kill?
Interviewee
No.
Host 2
No. Okay, thank you.
Interviewee
I don't like people like that.
Host 2
Oh, none of us do. It's always, I don't know, I don't know. And now imagine CNN's gonna tell that version and not show the rap sheet. That's how this stuff happens. So I just didn't want to hear any more bullshit. It's gonna be marijuana, half an ounce. But we also found of a grenade
ICE Agent
on the wall hanging. So we're gonna treat it as if it's live.
Host 2
Okay. And then we're gonna work it from there. Okay?
Co-host/Guest
He just has a business, bro.
Host 2
He has a business. And, you know, this is the crazy thing going through that. I tried to. I tried to sort of visualize being, you know, a. I guess a perpetually closeted homosexual from cnn. And I realized this guy would go, oh, man, I don't. I don't know nothing. And see him. Well, good enough for me. Yeah. Trump's Ice Separates Family deports. Man, here's something. Business owner. Yeah, yeah. Here's something else that people don't take into account. This is the same thing that bothered me when Tookie Williamson was going on back then and Snoop Dogg and all these people, really. Free Tukey. Free Tukey wrote a children's book. This is one of the founding members of the Crips. I believe he killed. He was involved with the murder of. I think. I think it was either three or four people on several separate occasions. Some of those guys were still out there, Meaning there are kids who will be victimized. So when someone is saying, no, no, no, I don't know. There are Ms. 13 members still out there. You know, they're human trafficking. They're killing people. They're holding entire townships hostage. You could help those people. Isn't that important? At what point do we say, yeah, I get it. If you believed what he said, don't. Your heart would break. But that's the propaganda of the media. Now, if that's not enough for you, let me show you the next person. The very next person.
Co-host/Guest
Is she military?
Host 2
Also, we apprehended.
Co-host/Guest
Is she also a sergeant?
Host 2
Are we just gonna gloss over the Predator tattoos? Yeah. What the hell is he talking about there? Is he thinking of, like, where the bomb is gonna go off at the end? And it starts laughing.
Co-host/Guest
I am a predator.
Host 2
That's my gang name.
Co-host/Guest
I have my friend. His name is Casper. His name is Joker. I am Predator.
Host 2
And on my tie, I can show. He says terminator. Well, Oscar la Vista, baby. Also, I have another one on my butt cheek. It says flatliner, but the movie didn't age well.
Co-host/Guest
I have one on my penis. It says Magnum P.I.
Host 2
he's fun. We. Sometimes I put a little mustache,
Co-host/Guest
a little Hawaiian shirt on the bus,
Host 2
And then I wear white pants because Tom Selleck is Super masculine, and he's a penis. So he's going hand in hand. Right. This is just me nervous, because the next one, if that wasn't enough to convince you, the next one. Child pornography charges involving her. Her own children. And I will tell you, Let me ask you this. How would you. How would you deal with it? Because unlike myself, these things have to be handled very carefully. The authorities and ice, my understanding is they. Obviously, someone would have to examine and confirm the material, be it pictures, video. And we were there when they. We waited. They dropped. Or this lady dropped the children off at school. I believe she had three children, dropped them off at grade school, and then sped like a rocket. And I will tell you, you know, people use the term dead eyes. Could just be because I know the depth of the crimes, but the hair on the back of my neck was standing up when we approached her. And this is the exact kind of story that you would see in the media as mom drops kids off at school and is then apprehended by ice. Yeah. All right.
ICE Agent
Don't film the stick guy.
Host 2
So what makes a mother take pictures like that? No English pictures. Was it pornographia? Is that what you say in Spanish? Pornographia of children. Else, what makes a mom? Your. Your madre, Right? You're a mother. You're a mother. Yeah. You're a mother. Yeah. So what would make a mother take pornographic pictures of her children like that? No. You haven't done it? No. You don't know anything about it? No. WhatsApp. No. WhatsApp? No. No WhatsApp. No regrets. You know, we have the pictures. How long have you been in America?
ICE Agent
She prefers to talk to a lawyer.
Host 2
Okay, in Spanish. In Spanish. She understands English. Fat speaks the king's English. I was hoping that that registered on camera, but she didn't have an accent. Yes, in English, sir. Son of a. You've been played. Now, just to be clear, it wasn't just her own kids of whom she was making pornography. She made some films of herself, allegedly, as well. And allegedly, you can find them@big fatugly hellboundhorse.com.
Co-host/Guest
oh, okay.
Host 2
Yeah.
Co-host/Guest
Put that in my browser.
Host 2
Or you can just go to her. Only big, fat, ugly hellbound fans.com
Co-host/Guest
fans of that.
Host 2
Yeah.net.
Co-host/Guest
you know what's crazy is if this was me, if I was that lady, the left would immediately take his kids.
Host 2
Rightfully so.
Co-host/Guest
Take his kids. The state needs to take custody of those kids. The state needs to raise those kids. Yeah, I know. They took my brother when I Was a kid because he. My dad woke up my brother because he wouldn't wake up. He woke him up and he grabbed by the shirt and pulled him up and he had a little rash, a little tiny rash on his neck here. And school asked what happened. And my brother has down syndrome. And so he didn't communicate as well as everyone else. He said, my dad choked me.
Host 2
Oh, no. Your dad really did choke him after that.
Co-host/Guest
So then. Yeah. Like he's Homer Simpson or something.
Host 2
Yeah.
Co-host/Guest
And so then, you know, my brother didn't come home from school that day. And CPS in California took my brother for a week. And I remember they sat me down, they set me down in the kitchen by myself. My family had to be outside the house so they could ask me if I was living in a safe environment. And I just remember crying, asking for my brother back. I was like seven or eight maybe. They. They absolutely would celebrate it. But when it's this.
Host 2
Yeah. And it's an important, like, oh, well,
Co-host/Guest
no one's here legally. She does four years deferred.
Host 2
Right.
Co-host/Guest
Still has her kids.
Host 2
Unbelievable.
Co-host/Guest
Mind blown.
Host 2
It's. It's odd how I had this explained to me by a pastor once in reference to heaven, but it applies in a lot of ways where we can be experiencing or we have an understanding of the same exact story that someone on the left does with different context. And it's like we are in two different worlds. And this is very important because the left, really, that's how they convince white, suburban, often Christian, mostly female voters that they are empathetic. If you watch their version, if the left. The only difference here is we got there first. If you were to watch the left's version or depiction of these events, your heart would break for that woman. I'm pretty sure everyone's heart was broken in that car. We talked about it a lot. My heart was broken for those kids who we watched get dropped off because no one wants this. Those kids after school are gonna need to be sat down and talked to. And they're probably not going to ever live with their mother again. And they're probably going to be upset because often victims of sexual crimes like this, they don't know it. They don't know it yet. And they just think of that person as mom. And they're going to have to probably go into foster care. Hopefully there's a good family that will be able to adopt them. And hopefully when they get older, they find out who their mother was and they thank the people who took her or took her out of their lives. Or they could end up with a virtue signaling liberal who convinces them that their mom was a saint and was wrongfully taken away.
Co-host/Guest
She had to make the decision, the hard decision. An immigrant down on her luck, no money.
Host 2
Yeah.
Co-host/Guest
What's a mother to do, right?
Host 2
Yeah.
Co-host/Guest
Work at the gas station?
Host 2
No. Well, I. I saw she was driving a relatively new. I think was a grand highlander. So I don't. I doubt both her and her spouse work. So. No, it's not even like you're in a. Not that it makes it right, but I know.
Co-host/Guest
No, of course not. That's the point I was making.
Host 2
But in places like Cuba, you know, there'll be teenage girls and the mom's like, look, we have to eat. So it's. It's the oldest profession there is. That doesn't make it right. But that's different from someone wanting a little extra cheddar to go on down to the pottery Barn. You don't need to do that to your children. So we're both. And this is the problem with the evil of the left, warping narratives. You kind of do have. Think of it as an empathy or a sympathy meter. So you do have to manage that energy. You can put that sympathy into the sob story of the woman or truthfully into the people who actually need it, because that's going to determine your actions moving forward. My heart goes out to those kids and I know that right now they probably hate ice. That's something that ICE is willing to do too, because it has to be done. Yeah.
Co-host/Guest
Your little kids, they don't know any better.
Host 2
Nothing lower than that, man. Your own kids? No.
Co-host/Guest
What kind of school was it? Was it an elementary school? I'm assuming.
Host 2
I mean, I don't know what grades, but yeah, it was a great school. Yeah. So, yeah, they were. As I understand it, none of them were in high school. They were like, you know, I think,
Co-host/Guest
I think by that time they catch wise, you know.
Host 2
Yeah, yeah. Just really, really evil stuff. And by the way, if you're watching this, the only way we're able to do this, you know, travel across the state with security, get the permits, is through your support. So if you haven't yet, do consider joining Rumble Premium. Mug club is Rumble Premium. Rumble Premium is Mug Club. Well, that was fast. Yeah. Wow. Click that button below, it's 99 a year and you get this wonderful hand hatched mug. You get everything ad free, 100% more show. But everything you see, the undercover unit, the special streams that we do, the on location Videos. Right. You join up for the year and it gives us some Runway where we can, we can plan these kinds of videos packages, content for you. So we really do appreciate your support and thanks again to ICE and the authorities who let us ride along. They really were gracious hosts. Absolutely. Really quickly we got a couple more raids. So Dan Bongino rated us. Thank you. Is it L, O V? I'd say lulz. Lulz. L, O, U, L, Z rated. Thanks, guys. Appreciate it. Thank you, guys. Our final. I guess this was the final encounter of the day. And then there's one more where an impromptu change my mind took place. Yeah, this really put to bed the narrative that ICE agents are just power hungry Gestapo wannabes in disguise. Outside of that. And that's kind of. It's basically a traffic stop with people who have no business being here. There's a warrant. We don't know what for yet, but I don't. I think they do. You know what the warrants for Hondurans.
ICE Agent
He's asking to give his right hand a little bit. Adjusting setting. His right hand is already.
Co-host/Guest
Whatever.
Host 2
Twisted.
ICE Agent
So they got what. What are the warrants for? Actually a traffic stop was conducted by
Interviewee
DPS
ICE Agent
based on the 287G program. The officer contacted us to, to respond since all they have was a traffic citation. So in normal circumstances, if this was
Host 2
a US citizen, they would have released them. Yeah.
ICE Agent
Since this person was encountered by our
Host 2
287G partner, now they come into our custody. Makes sense. People say, oh, illegal aliens are more law abiding. Well, it's because they don't actually have the numbers. We just know that they're one and a half to four and a half times more likely to be incarcerated for violent crimes. So imagine, you know, you get into a fender bender, you don't exchange insurance
ICE Agent
information,
Host 2
that person's gone. So both.
ICE Agent
Both Hondura Nationals.
Host 2
Yeah.
ICE Agent
Basically stop. Part of the 287G. The local. So police officer is one of our 27G officers. So one of our partners, the driver, had a warrant for traffic violation. However, they're both underwent proceedings. They were both here illegally. So we're taking them back into custody and then basically putting their cases in the front burner. So adjudicated quickly as opposed to five, ten years from now.
Host 2
Right. If you look at their car, it looks like there probably were many traffic violations. Probably a lot that aren't on the bus.
ICE Agent
Right. It's, you know, the difference in culture and driving habits or whatever. Different laws, you know, a lot of Guys, they, they do get into. Into trouble, they bump into other cars, they speed, they do all kinds of crazy stuff, get tickets, don't show up, don't pay. Easy way to get a warrant.
Host 2
Why would you. Why would you show up and pay if you're off the books, what else gonna happen? You have the same concern about your Social Security, never about your credit. Think about it. We're sitting there like, what's my FICO score is? People are like, I don't give a
ICE Agent
Plus, the state of Texas don't miss your driver's license unless you have legal documentation being here. So.
Host 2
Right.
ICE Agent
Most likely they're also unlicensed drivers.
Host 2
Yeah, sure, unlicensed. When I went to get my driver's
ICE Agent
license renewed, license, traffic violation warrant. So basically he already got in trouble and didn't show up, didn't follow through. Also in proceedings illegally.
Host 2
So.
ICE Agent
And again, the Duty 7G park, the partnership with 20 local law enforcement is beautiful because it makes enforce multipliers with us.
Host 2
Right.
ICE Agent
I mean, they're doing their job. We're not asking to stop doing their job. They're doing the job. And counter violation. We're in the area, we back them up. Not only to take over the case, but also with safety.
Host 2
Right.
ICE Agent
You notice the officer was alone.
Interviewee
Yep.
Host 2
Here we showed up.
ICE Agent
Now he has plenty of backup. He doesn't have to necessarily worry about watching his six plus watching the, you know, everything else.
Host 2
Well, that's what I noticed today too, is how seamless. I mean, there are a couple where we didn't even get there on top of the. Because they're just. They were done so quickly. That could take place in Minnesota, that could be across. Across the country. And instead you end up with the chaos that you have. This is how it should go. Yeah.
ICE Agent
And it's like Mr. Holmer said plenty of times.
Interviewee
Right.
ICE Agent
All we're at, we're not asking anybody to do anything out of the norm. Just follow the law. Just give them to us, we'll take them.
Host 2
Yeah, right. There you go. That's what we're asking for.
ICE Agent
We're not asking anybody to reinvent the wheel or anything like that. It's really that simple. The laws are already written. The boat, we're not asking it to be rewritten.
Host 2
Nope.
ICE Agent
Just all we're asking is everybody collectively. Us, them, let's follow them and everything work out just fine.
Host 2
He said his hand was bothering him when he.
ICE Agent
When we put him in the handcuffs on. Apparently one of them was a little bit, not necessarily the best way. So he Complained and we made sure that we readjusted him, which speaks about.
Host 2
Yeah, the.
ICE Agent
The humanitarian factor. A lot of times people say the ICE agents are, you know, blood. They're all about putting them in handcuffs, not.
Host 2
What was he laughing about? Could you tell? Could you hear what he was laughing?
Co-host/Guest
He was laughing.
ICE Agent
It was nervous.
Interviewee
He was.
ICE Agent
I actually asked him, you know, are you okay? What's this phone call about? Are you okay? When I said you're okay for the second time, he said, I'm really nervous.
Host 2
Yeah.
ICE Agent
So I was laughing at him, more nervous. So that's why I started talking to us. Look, I'm gonna tell him that you call him later. You're gonna have a chance to make
Host 2
a phone call, right?
ICE Agent
We're gonna take care of you. Just relax, calm down. Don't do anything crazy.
Host 2
Just.
ICE Agent
Just follow the orders that we give you.
Host 2
This is important really to see, because when people say, oh, the deportations are cruelty, the only way to make that argument after seeing this is you just don't think people should be deported. You just don't think anyone can be an illegal alien. If that's their opinion, that's fine. They can't do is say these people are being inhumanely treated, that there's any type of mistreatment, that it's cruelty. When people say that, what they mean is no borders. That's really what it means. That's what we learned today.
ICE Agent
I mean, I wouldn't. I wouldn't treat anybody, anybody the way we treated people today, that I wouldn't want a family member of mine in the same situation to be treated.
Host 2
Yeah.
ICE Agent
They're still human beings at the end of the day.
Host 2
And keep in mind, too, this is a perfect example of two people who should have and could have self deported on the CBP1 app. Yes. And gotten. Now, is it up to $2,600 or $2,800, something like that? It was a thousand, then it went to 2,000. It's 26 or $2,800, all expenses paid, or that's the choice.
ICE Agent
Dallas Secretary Noem said.
Host 2
Right.
ICE Agent
You can leave or you can wait till we find you. But if we find you.
Guest Commentator
Yeah.
Host 2
Forego the check. Think about that. That's over 5,000. That's over $5,000 in that car. They could have just taken. Probably could have fixed the dent in their truck. Yeah, it looks like Mr. Magoo's car. Oh, no. That's the kind of car you avoid on the highway. Right. And that's the thing. I know people will watch this and go, oh, it's just a traffic violation or oh, you know, they ran a style. You know, you don't go to jail for that. I understand it. These people have no business being here anyway. And you have to understand the. I mean, we use the term black market, but it's definitely an under the table market. Their entire lives. They're not beholden to the same laws of our society that you are. They don't have the same concerns. And you can't actually have a cohesive fabric to make up a country if we're not all abiding by the same rules. And you see the difference, right? Compared to Minneapolis. Compared. It is chaos by design. That was the main takeaway. What would you rather have? The situations you saw in Minneapolis, the kinds of riots that you've seen, places like Los Angeles. It's hard for me to keep track of all the cities or them be as seamless and as quick as this. And painless, too. Painless both for the person being apprehended and the officers involved. How? Outside of being deported. Which is again, the only argument you would have in this case is no one should be deported. We can't have borders. So if that's, if that's what you think, then you can still be anti ice. Yeah. If you understand that we need to have rules and people need to come legally, what contention would you have with this? Can anyone comment? Let me know. And by the way, we stream weekdays, 11am Eastern. If you are not a member, we're going to continue. We're going to send you on to Haley to watch her. And then Devory darkens Jeremy at the the quartering. You have Andrew Wilson, Nick DePaolo on the lineup. You don't need to change that dial. Otherwise we'll continue with you. Take chats Rumble Premium. So there was one opportunity, and this was while we were apprehending the child pornographer, I noticed someone filming and it took about two minutes for an impromptu change my mind to actually take place. She understands English. It's like an old magic trick. What's that? Yeah, let me go talk to him. Foreign.
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Host: Steven Crowder
Date: March 12, 2026
In this episode, Steven Crowder takes listeners along on a firsthand ride-along with ICE officers in Austin, Texas, focusing on the apprehension of an MS-13 gang member and a woman charged with distributing child pornography involving her own children. Crowder contrasts his direct experience with common media narratives about ICE, arguing that agents are more professional and humane than they're typically portrayed. The episode also features discussions on recent cultural controversies, U.S. immigration, national security, and criticisms of left-leaning perspectives.
Crowder maintains his signature, politically incorrect humor, often using sarcasm and pointed analogies. Throughout the episode, he positions himself—and ICE agents—as rational, factual, and humane in contrast with what he frames as emotionally driven, ideologically warped media and leftist narratives. The dispatch is interspersed with banter, impromptu jokes, and song parodies, but the serious subject matter is treated with gravity when necessary.