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I'm Kiana and I leveled up my business with Shopify. Once I figured out that Shopify was a thing, I never turned back. I can create a site with my eyes closed. Shopify thinks ahead of us, you know, and it thinks about the customer more than anything. Every day I'm thinking about some other new business, but Shopify is doing it to me because it's so easy to use. It's like I can't stop. I'm addicted. Start your free trial@shopify.com. welcome. That's right, Manuka Honey. I've been using Manuka honey on my post surgery scars and with the approval of doctors. Just, you have to get the medicinal grace. Have you guys ever used it? It's delicious and it kills. Antibiotic resistant staph. Pretty cool, right? Hey, Crockett. Jasmine Crockett's gotten worse since yesterday we covered it, but she has said dumber things since, so why not talk about that? And same thing with Hasan Piker right now. This is kind of going viral. He's made some claims that are verifiably false. We'll fact check that for you now. President Trump calling balls and strikes here today. Inflation. He said he loves it. This clip is going viral. Is it one of those word whiskers? Did he have a brain hiccup? Is it bad messaging? Bad policy? None of the above. Or both. I will tell you, it's not great. It's not great. But there could be an upside. So we'll try and go through that objectively. Here's something that's not objective. It's an old intro of Cesar Milan training sex offender. Allegedly Biden. But we figured he's not going to last much longer, so might as well run this while we still can. Do not attempt the training techniques you are about to see without consulting a professional. Tonight on Crowder911. I don't think Joe Biden knows what he's doing. A physically inappropriate politician. He's at the point where he gropes every person that walks by. Wreaks havoc on the lives of his voters.
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Joe Got it, kid.
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At first I thought he was cool, but then he started kissing my neck and sniffing. No. Hey, no. This Joe Biden was clearly out of control and it was time for someone to do something about it. Quarterperson of color Garrett and his co worker Maddy have been dealing with a politician with no respect for boundaries or personal. Hey, corner black.
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Hey.
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What seems to be the problem? Well, it's Joe Biden here. He won't stop sniffing and Kissing people,
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It's a real problem.
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I've done everything. I don't know what to do. Okay, see, the first thing you did is right now you're very tense. You're giving off that energy, and you actually encourage that behavior. I encourage it? That's right. Okay. Oh, what do I do? The first thing we need you to do, get your Joe Biden to a calm, relaxed state. And we're gonna do that with no talk, no touch, no eye contact. Okay? Okay. That's right. All right. It's okay to drop the leash. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Now, you see, what I did is I do a small correction when Joe Biden goes in to kiss my. See, I'm stopping the brain from escalating to a state of sexual assault. That's right. I just feel bad for him. I don't think Joe Biden knows what he's doing. My correction is not to hurt Joe Biden, but just to snap the brain out of it. Okay, now you try. It's okay. Okay. That's okay. No. Calm assertive. Calm, assertive. Hey, hey, hey. See this? The quarterback is giving off a tense energy and escalating. He's asking himself, is Joe Biden gonna kiss my neck? Is he gonna make a hair puppet? And Joe Biden is already escalating his energy to match, and he's rubbing shoulders and kissing the faces. Calm, assertive. Assertive. That's it. That's right. That's right. You are the alpha of the pack. Yes. That's it. Okay. Correction, correction, correct. Yeah, that's right. Because he can only has water. When you say he can has water. That's right. Boundaries, consistency. Now I can has water. You can. You can has. Now, this quarter Black was doing really good with his Joe Biden. So it's time to introduce a new challenge. Okay. Okay. Took you, Maddie. He's okay. Go. It's okay. Coming up on Crowder911. That's not good. Click Rumble Premium and join now for 99 annually or 9.99amonth to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content creators and free speech. Sam, Glad to be with you. Right now, we're waiting to hear what's going on. As we are broadcasting, it is 1105 Eastern is. Yeah. Pentagon lockdown. Some floors evacuated. We don't know what's going on yet, do we?
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No, it's a hazmat response right now. So we're seeing that. I don't know what that means. So we're trying to find out if somebody sent something there, if something accident or intentional. So we don't know anything yet.
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So we reserve the right to scrap bad movie lines to be edition. If something happens that could be a national security issue, as you know, that gets priority. Let me ask you this a question. This is important because I know that you, most of you watching are pretty reasonable and balanced in your approach. What would you say President Trump has been the least effective in addressing with his presidency if you were to offer constructive criticism, not impeach, because I don't have everything I want but a legitimate criticism and I think there are some. Which would you say probably has the most room for improvement. And we'll be taking your chats a little bit later. It's chat Thursday as we do all. It's weekday, 11:00am Eastern. That's when we stream Cap Morgan CEO. How are you?
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I'm good. How are you?
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I'm okay.
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I'm doing well, I should say.
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Well. Yeah, you should be grammar properly.
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Yeah.
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So.
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Yeah. Especially because you're such a. You're such a tall, cool glass of hate sometimes.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, most times. Most times. And then you can go to nickdip.com for all of his dates. But we're glad he's still with us. Almost died. He went septic. Was there in the hospital last week. So send him some love. November 5th in Atlanta, Georgia Punchline Comedy Club. November 6th, Philly. And then November 7th in Pottstown, Pennsylvania. Nick Dip for all of his dates. Funniest man alive. Go see him while you can. Because, you know, let's be honest, this ride doesn't. It doesn't go forever. We. I mean, I was really concerned.
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Update on Pentagon situation. That flow was evacuated because Jerry Nadler took a post. Del Taco dump. Del Taco. Did I just make that up?
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No.
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Del Taco is a real place, isn't it? Yeah. We also would have accepted Carl's Jr.
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That's what I was going for.
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KFC Pizza. They share the same.
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It's only off by a thousand miles.
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No, no, they share the same buildings. They're always joined. Remember when you used to walk into Pizza Hut? They brought them back. Now, Pizza Hut Classics, you can go. There's one. Really? An hour and a half away. I'm gonna go visit it.
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Nice.
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But before that, hey, let's just. Let's just get. Right. What, you're gonna go visit it?
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Is it a museum?
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It's like you get. They brought back Pizza Huts. With the old roof. And you can go in the red cups, the pictures, and go enjoy a
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classic pizza and have mediocre pizza. Fantastic.
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I make my own at home, but I love all that stuff. And I'm not kidding.
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I know.
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I'll eat Domino's. My wife's like, how can you eat that? I don't make real pizza.
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That's the only exception. I don't like Domino.
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Well, it's like a fat girl. Domino's like a fat girl. You know, one in the morning, closing time at the bar, you get a knife, right? Drunk enough? It's delicious.
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Wait, why did you have to include. You have a knife with the fat girl? That doesn't.
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I didn't say a knife.
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I thought you did. Oh, a knight. Oh, I've just got knives on the brain. We'll get to Crockett in a second.
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Thank you, Father Mar. He's my translator.
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Yes, he is. Yes.
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Because I couldn't even remember what I said.
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Translator and transition meet. Wait. Connie Chen, a Harvard Divinity School grad who is blaming God and. Or men and using every single trendy pop psychology term for her relationship problems. Here's something in case you didn't know. Every man who breaks up with a woman or a relationship that doesn't work, he is a clinical narcissist, as we now know.
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I dated a narcissistic man because I worshiped a narcissistic God. I was taught to desire someone who demanded constant praise as proof of loyalty, to obey a love conditional on my submission to love. Someone who takes credit for the good. So I take the blame for everything else.
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But did you do it to open
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my heart, my soul? I'll open your head.
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Who cannot be questioned.
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Who isolated me to organize my life?
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Shut your case, all Yoko.
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So I opened my legs to someone who told me that his silence is my fault. I wanted it to be sacred.
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Okay?
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Emotional abuse. I didn't have bad taste in men. I was trained to want a God shaped like an abuser. Deconstruction is learning to tell the difference between love and control. Even if the control has been calling itself holy the whole time. This has been commandment number two. Thou shalt learn the difference between love and control. Follow along for more.
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Okay, so I just. There are a bunch of things there.
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Chicken and broccoli, please.
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Can't make sense of. So I don't. Because she just said. She mentioned silence.
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So.
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Okay, just to be clear, obviously men cannot treat women the same way they would other men. In the sense that, like, if they completely cross line, you can't hit them. That's obviously. It's at least. It's at least frowned upon. And then equally abusive is you can't yell and voice your discontent because that's intimidation. But then silence is also abuse now because it's a form of control, so. Oh. The only way to not be abusive is to do everything the woman wants whenever she wants. There you go. Oh, I understand it. But. But he's a narcissist. But wait, isn't that control? That would seem like it.
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No. No, you can't shut up.
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You can't react.
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That's violence.
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You can't yell. You can't be too intense. You can't dominate the conversation.
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No.
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You can't set boundaries and you can't be silent because that is also a form of control. So everything is abuse.
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Nailing it. Absolutely. I love that she goes to that. She's a Harvard divinity person. This just makes me not want anybody to ever go to Harvard again. How do you come out thinking that God is narcissistic? He's like, no, this is just who I am, guys. Anything outside of me is evil and not good. So do the stuff that is within my nature.
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And she's this undying devotion. Do you mean loyalty? Yeah. Do you mean that he expects loyalty the same way that you do, by the way? Or do you mean that? Does the man want to know that he's your priority as far as relationships above all other priorities? If he's your husband, like, that's actually called a healthy approach to a relationship because he does the same for you. So they just throw things at. It's just impossible to deal. So wait a second. But I'm blamed for everything and he takes the credit? Well, what does that mean? Did you not do something that was required and it cost him money, or it inconvenienced the whole household and then did he fix it, in which case it's not abuse. It actually is your fault and he deserves the credit. If he fixed it now, it could be that he just blames you for everything. But they just throw out. Like, I shouldn't be blamed. You shouldn't be silent. You shouldn't yell at me. So what do you want to do here?
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She's a bit of whore with a Harvard degree. That's all that is.
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Right?
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That's a very succinct and accurate way to put is. Her problem, too, is that she lacks any type of a spiritual foundation without, just to be clear, good foundation. You are about as useful as Professor Xavier's ungifted brother. Who we hired Chet. The useless X Men. Jean Grey. I'm sorry.
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I was in Cerebro all weekend.
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I just feel so drained.
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Just take foundation, man. Just take two of these with water. It'll put a little pep in your step.
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You're better than that, Gerald.
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No, no, I'm.
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It worked.
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and no.
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I was telling them, like, please tell me you have the ice. Because I knew that it would get. Nick is. His stuff is so clever. And what gets him is the silly crap.
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No, the mean shit. Wheelchair humor is the.
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Oh, I can't remember.
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There's one online of an actual guy, an old guy, crossing the street, and he tips over. That's my white noise at night. I go to sleep watching that. People falling off ladders and breaking their necks. That's how it's like Tony Robbins for me.
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I think when it happened, you sent me, like. Is that. I think you sent me, like. Is this not the funniest thing you've ever seen? When Donald Trump was like, him? Oh, I can't remember.
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That's what I said. I was gonna vote with him. He's making fun of the guy in the wheelchair from the New York Times. I go, this guy doesn't give a. And it's only topped by one other video. You falling over at that table.
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I know.
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Yeah, I watched that, like, the soprota film. I was breaking it down. I had arrows, and I go, who shot him?
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It was.
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It was brutal. That's how you know you have. That's how you know you have good friends.
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I loved how.
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Who didn't move?
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Was it John? John didn't move.
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It was. It was Chet Xavier. Yeah.
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Yeah. Chet Xavier didn't move.
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Yeah, it was just.
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Josh went to your age.
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All right.
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Brutal, Beautiful. I didn't.
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Hey, come on now. Wow. We can't make unproven claims.
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4 inches.
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Whatever.
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Vanny loves it.
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Stop it.
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The only people that are crying are the mediocre white boys. I am tired of the white tears. What we saw with that verdict is the evidence of a broken system. Now listen, from everything that I understand, which I wasn't at the trial because obviously I got a day job.
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Do you.
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It's my understanding that for a while Carmelo ended up stabbing, puncturing, I don't know what. What this tool was that they talk
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about stabbing with a knife.
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Referred to it as a tool.
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No knife, stab.
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Come on.
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He ended up hitting Austin one time. And it was about where he hit him.
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Yeah, very hard and deliberate hit him, by the way.
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That's straight.
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Someone who said, hey, let me stab you.
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The left eye is trying to get away from him.
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And so when you're looking.
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Oh, so now we're counting steps.
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Reason in Texas that it goes from 5 to 99 or life. Because you are looking at how intentionally, like how bad was this?
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A blade through the ribs to the heart.
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It killed them. How bad was this under a tent. Oh my God.
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Team's tent. As it was raining and simply pause.
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So now we're back to the argument that it was raining. Yeah, I know when it's raining, like oh my gosh, I gotta get out of the rain and stab a minority. Let's continue. Looks like death.
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Who was larger than him. Listen, a lot of people don't know what it is to live as a black person in this country. But just like you can give the benefit of the doubt to so many police officers when they go out and they shoot some black unarmed person.
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Oh, they are trained.
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Can you. Did she already say the part of the. Did she just say a small tool?
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She said that a minute ago earlier.
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Can you rewind that a little bit? Yeah, I just want to hear that. She just. So now it's the rain. It's. It was only one time. It's how bad is. And the tool, meaning the knife was small. It wasn't that small. To be clear.
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She can't say.
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There you go. That's. That's the tool in question or something. Is that the actual one or similar to that?
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I think it's supposed to be similar.
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Similar to that. Meaning it's a tool that might have like a seatbelt.
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Yeah.
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It was that identical. It was that identical. And I know that that is not a multi tool, but I want to hear her say this again because this just shows you again, this is why the left says ban guns. It's the inanimate object. It's. They cannot make a moral judgment, which by the way means they fundamentally cannot actually declare what a right is. Because a right is something that's agreed upon societally really. Certainly in this country that requires a moral judgment for us to say that warrants being considered a right being protected. It's a God given natural right. They can't do it. So they go ban the guns. They can't make a moral judgment that would require looking at the person and the character. So that's how you end up with the argument the tool knife is small play.
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Five years for a kid who had decided to go under a tent that was not his team's tent as it was raining and simply didn't want to be put out in the rain by some random kid that he didn't know who was larger than him. Listen, a lot of people don't know what it is to live as a black person in this country. But just like you can give the benefit of the doubt to so many police officers when they go out and they shoot the some black unarmed person even though they are trained. The fact that there was little to no mercy scene or humanity seen.
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There was a lot.
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When this black boy said that I was scared or the fact that I'm a garbage something with such a small object. All I know is that it wasn't considered unlawful carrying of a weapon because the blade was not long enough that they wouldn't even say, well, maybe this was more so something that look like manslaughter.
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Wow. And I mean this. She is. She is dumber than a child. Now she really thinks. Imagine if she was your attorney.
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Yeah.
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The. The tool. Bring it up again. The knife. But even though it was. It was small. I don't care about the physical size of the tool. Like Nick said, is. Is he dead? Like. Like a poison dart frog. Okay. Poison frog. It's incredible. There you go. Look, look. Yeah, look right there. Look how tiny. Hey, it's so small. If you happen to ingest or absorb its toxins or its neurotoxins, you will be dead immediately. Don't lick it. Even though it's small, don't lick the frog. Use it for an arrow tip. If you have to play soccer with some guy's head in a pyramid.
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But does that come with a bottle of foundation
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I don't know about? When I was a kid, I was terrified of.
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I've never heard of that little shit.
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Oh yeah. There are tons of different poison frogs. This is golden, the golden dart frog. Because there are a lot of them that are poisonous.
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They're not at the Renaissance Hotel.
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Well, see, when I was a kid, we were told they were going to be a. So I was terrified of looking everywhere for poison dart frogs. Like quicksand. You guys remember that? We were afraid to look for quicksand. Japanese killer hornets was one thing, which by the way, but that was a real thing. The bloods, the Japanese killer, they became states, so that's a real thing. The Japanese killer hornets, they got still
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be a thing, but they're most.
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They kill a lot of people. Some say Asian killer hornets like in the Yunnan province. They paralyzed terrifying thousands.
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That's in China though, right?
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It is. Well, they need that. The Japanese sent it to them, of course. We have a new gift for you. New hornet. We make so much honey. Good.
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I spent a week in Japan. I didn't know that.
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Says one of those little guys has enough. Enough of the poison on them or whatever. We would consider it to kill 10 to 20 adult humans. Wow.
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What, the frog?
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Yeah, the frog. I hope they don't have them in Japan because they would be sending them to China just like the Japanese are. So they remember they killed people like in Oregon. They sent over those balloon. That's right.
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The bomb. Bomb?
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Yeah. Like, hey, who want a hat? Who want a snake? Who want to die today? It's a bird. It's a prey. It's last thing you see. It's like the first. They're just mailing gifts of death.
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Does the frog bite you?
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No, you touch it and you die. You ingest it.
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It's like being with the.
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If you ingest it, I thought it going to be absorbed through the skin.
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I mean, you see people.
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People holding them on their fingertips so I would kill them. Isn't the poison just on the back?
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That could be it.
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By the way. Poison, venom. Believe me, it's not. I understand the difference in Venom 8. They have to inject it. Poison is just. It's just there.
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My wife's got a birthday coming up. Honey, I got you a frog.
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But yeah.
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200 pet frog. Here you go.
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Poison equal to two to three grains of table salt is enough to cause a human death. Whoa.
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Never in my life heard of that.
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Really?
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Yeah. I don't. I don't like French. I don't like French people.
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I thought you said apocalyptic. All right, sorry, we've gone off. Let me go back to Crockett.
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What's worse, Crockett of that frog? I'd rather kiss that frog.
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Yeah, me too.
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Listen to that bitch.
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Me too.
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That's only two grains. It's not three.
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That's right. That's right.
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At least the frog. I know there's an end to it.
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It's true.
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The real crime, which talks about black people being afraid. Well, no, they're not afraid. Just to be clear, they are far more violent with police officers. Black Americans are far more likely to shoot or harm an officer than the other way around. Black Americans commit half of all murders in this country, despite being 12% of the population. You know that white people are 12 times as likely to be killed by blacks than the other way around. But it doesn't matter because she's the gift that keeps on stealing. There's more. Some people might say, why are you even bringing a knife like that? To attract me.
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Yeah, people may say that, but walk a day in my shoes. And then respond, because we as black folks say, why is it that People need long arm guns when we are going out and having a first amendment protest. But people say that's their right, they are allowed to do that. And again, it wasn't against the law for him to have it. It may have been by school rules, which he wasn't at his school at the time, but it definitely was not against the law.
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So you think race played a rolling wrong there too?
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I know Collin county, so absolutely. Collin county is right north of Dallas County. And I can tell you that I have had cases that I felt like played out differently because of the counties I feel like. And unfortunately that was not the county for a black boy.
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So look, the only things that, the only claim she makes that can be verified are verifiably stupid. So just. He only stabbed him once. Doesn't matter. Is he dead? Such a small tool. It doesn't matter. So now we go on to the other claims. Well, because I know Collin county and let's do ad lib. Yes, and tell me. So I feel like some cases, David, cases that go another way when I think they should go this way, you know. No, no, I don't know. Explain it to me. Give me some data. Give me something I can use. They love to live in the world where they can never be held accountable for their shit. Conservatives at least do that. That's why there are so many spats on the right. Because at least you're providing something that is, that is a foundation. You're providing something that's a backboard. You can have a foil. You can say, well no, that's wrong. Here's some data that provides some, some context. They don't even start off with anything that can be verified. It's all feelings, feelings, feelings. And the only claims made are false. Of course you can have guns or knives at public protests. You can't have them at school events. Anyone who has a concealed carry permit knows that you have the right to carry. And there are certain spaces where you cannot, namely schools, government buildings, courthouses. But the primary law, I know this is remedial for some of you, but I just really hope if you leave with nothing else today, we can get into the laws of carrying. We can get into laws the size of the blade. The primary law violated is even if you are in a space where you are allowed to carry a knife, and there are plenty of those places, I often carry a knife, an actual multi tool. There's a gray area, I'll tell you where it's not. You're not allowed to use said knives in Any circumstance to commit murder. Which brings us to Reddit retards. Yeah. And this comes from the Reddit, the subreddit. Black men.
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Oh, boy.
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So I'm sure it'll be very reasonable. Yeah. Here's a backdrop over the hypocrisy of America. Uncle Nathan Copeland wrote, not shocked. I just find it funny how America is so pro Second Amendment, but a black kid carrying a pocket knife is where they draw the line. No, the murder is.
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It's where he put the knife.
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Yeah, he retarded. Then the forum moderator, at least that's the screen name, wrote, white people's golden rule is rules for thee and not for me. Y' all can murder, but I can't.
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No, actually, the golden rule is say
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thank you when someone opens the door for you. All right, Josh, we can tell you're still fired up over the gas station guy. That's. But we're not gonna do that today. You can get out of here.
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No.
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What do you. What do you mean, no?
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I'm not leaving.
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I can be wherever I want to be.
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Actually, you can't see. It's my show. Look at. Look at. Whose name is. I don't give a darn about that. I'm not leaving. What are you gonna do, Josh? What are you gonna. You gonna stab me? Yeah, that's right. And I'm a white boy, too, so they won't do nothing about it. Hey, hey, I didn't do nothing, Jer. Hey, walk a day in my shoes,
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Kids.
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They can have a point without being right. Here's the next Reddit retard post. These people actually check the references. They actually believe this. They live life this way. This comes from Black Magician. He's gonna make his child support disappear legally in Texas. Withstand your ground laws. Faye's fair. He was engaged with and defended himself, as always with conservatism. They want the law to protect them but not bind them, and the law to bind others but not protect them. They really love soundbites, the black Americans. They do like rules for me, not fair is fair. It is as it does. What. What are you. You're. You're still. You're still stupid morally. I could see him being convicted of manslaughter, but if you want to operate by cowboy law, that cowboy law should apply to everyone. What?
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This stuck in 1950, but time and
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time again, we see these laws do not apply to black folks.
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But I'm retarded.
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Yes.
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Get out of my country.
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It's not because you're black. It's because you're stupid. So please, don't try to speak on behalf of black people and other black people. Do me a favor. Tell people like this, when they talk, tell them that they're stupid and put some daylight between yourself and them. So we know that there's going to be, you know, there needs to be actually a violent civil unrest in the black community from good black Americans. You know, families, fathers, mothers, community builders who don't want these folks around them. Yeah, but where are you going to
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find those three people?
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You have, of course, stand your ground. You have the right. But to be somewhere. You don't have the right to provoke an attack. And it needs to be a proportional response. And stand your ground means that if you are actually being attacked and under threat and your life is danger, that you don't have a duty to run away. You are allowed to use proportional force. Just to be clear, no one would say that stabbing someone who has asked you to leave while you are trespassing and perhaps gently nudges you out of the area in which you've committed said crime. No one would say, yeah, stand your ground. You can stab him in the heart. But many people here believe that.
B
Who?
A
Multiple witnesses also said, I'm not interested in fighting you at a track meet. Right? Right. Yeah, that's what they say. Yeah, that's what they say. Sure. Do you have proof to the opposite? That's what they say. I guess you take what they say. Well, what do you say? I don't know what I say. What'd you say? What.
B
What's even scarier to me is that we live in a world where that stupid bitch. Crockett. Is that her name? Yeah.
D
She can.
B
She can. Actually, she went. She went to law school. Somebody accepted her. She went through law school, and now she's a representative in D.C. yeah, that's the country we live in. And then she has the balls to call this racist. She'd be a fucking janitor anywhere else on the planet in any country. Yeah, she's ignorant as the day is long. I would love to see her grades and who she blew to get where she did.
A
Yeah, that's actually a very good point. I mean, imagine if she was your defense attorney. Imagine she was like, yes, Mr. DePaolo did commit the murder. Yes, did stab him in the heart. But did you see it? Just. The knife is so small. It's cute. It goes with my shoes.
D
It doesn't even matter. By the way, she also said he didn't have any. There was no leniency or anything like that. She says there's a reason it goes from 5 to 99. And I'm like, ah, yes, you just named a range. Where is 35 on that range?
A
That's right.
D
Now tell me where 17 and a half is on that range, because that's how long he has to serve before he's eligible for parole. And that's that.99.
A
Yeah.
D
No, it's closer to the bottom, which means they did give some leniency and some people aren't happy about that.
A
It doesn't matter to the Reddit retards, by the way. She is a Reddit retard personified. Just.
D
She just is a walking.
A
She's a walking.
B
You really. Do you guys really believe he's going to even do 17 and a half?
D
He has to. No, that's Texas law. He has to serve at least.
A
He will do.
B
Once it quiets down, there'll be some appeal process.
A
He's already appealed.
D
He literally appealed.
A
I think I understand what you're saying. In Texas. I think it's a little different. I think he's going to do 17 years. I hope he does.
B
They should have hanged them.
A
Texas. They def. I would. I would have done the death penalty. Absolutely.
B
And if that was my brother dying in my arms, that kid wouldn't get out of it.
A
No, of course not. Of course not. And guess what would have happened? There would have been riots for the death of Carmelo Anthony.
B
Yeah, that's what I was shooting for.
A
Let's. Let's go to this next Reddit retard, which, you know, I can't tell the difference between them and Crockett herself. And it says it's forum mod. Is this the actual moderator of the threads? Because remember the screen name?
B
Okay, it's hard to say.
D
They're a wannabe moderator.
A
Sigh. Disheartening, but not surprising as always. An Asian man with a history of violence can literally chase a black child the length of a football field to shoot him in the back and then claim self defense. A black boy getting jumped by two big white dudes isn't allowed to protect himself from harm. Now if you were to hear all that and believe it, you go, well, that doesn't seem fair until you go, oh, wait a second. None of it is true. People don't care. He wrote, black people can't do anything in this country. Hey, hold on. Did you pay in taxes last year? How much did you collect in benefits? Shut the fuck up. Can't even stab someone in peace. This is why I'm so goddamn adamant about no one ever comparing themselves or their struggle to ours. Oh, well, that's the thing. You don't want comparisons. Because when there are comparisons, your complaints come up wanting. Do you understand that? Yeah, certainly. If you look at the struggle of Carmelo Anthony. But that doesn't matter where Crockett goes. They will never know what it's like to be a black woman. Oh, that's why you don't want the struggle compared. Because losing a son, burying your child, I can't imagine. Much worse, perhaps abduction. To me, that's probably worst. Fear, abduction of a child, because you don't get any closure. But death of a child, would anyone argue that that would be amongst the top? You know what would not be amongst the top? Being an upper middle class black American. But you won't know. You won't know the pain of being. Being a mother who buried her child compared to my pain as a black man. Put that Coca Cola on Snap. You will know the pain. Shut up. Shut up. This is why the fatigue is there. Not all black people, but these people writing this. We don't want to ever see our struggle compared. Sure, I wouldn't either. I wouldn't want the Supreme Court case to be public regarding discrimination against Asians at Harvard and Brown because people wanted you to be able to get in your folks. Black people that get in with lower SAT scores and gps. I wouldn't want the comparison, because a comparison if accurate, which is why we do that a lot in the show. It's one of the most valuable tools you have. Contrast. It reveals truth. Because information doesn't exist in a vacuum. The more context you provide, a clearer picture of the truth you get. So let's just start really small. Black person going, I'm discriminated against. If that's all you hear, you go, oh, that's all I have to take at face value, I guess that's pretty bad. Expanded. I'm discriminated against because I was asked to leave this store. Okay, can I get a y? I was discriminated against because I was asked to leave this store because I yelled and I turned over a shelf. Oh, okay, now we're starting to understand. I have been discriminated against my whole life in comparison. But don't make the comparison to, oh, you're a serial felon who's been discriminated against by put in prison compared to, let's say, an Asian who came to this country and you robbed his store multiple times, and he's fed up of Your shit? Is that what you're talking about? Do you want more rooftop Koreans? Cuz this is how you get rooftop Koreans. Here is the video that the user is whining about. I will tell you, it's confusing. Lot of decisions were made that probably weren't ideal on everyone's part. But there's a reason that the Asian shopkeeper was given granted the self defense claim. Here's what happened. This kid is in the store, looks like he's stealing. To be clear, turns out he was not stealing. But he was asked to reveal what was in his pockets. Instead of doing that, you'll see cops in attitude and sprints. Keep in mind the shopkeeper has been held at gunpoint many times. Please show me what's in your pockets. I don't got no water in my pockets. Shaking them, not showing leaves. So they believe he has stolen merchandise. He refused. It sprints. Now, here's what we don't have on camera and here's why. Chao was acquitted after the jury found he acted in self defense. Kid pulled a gun on him.
C
Yep.
A
When they chased him. Here's why I believe it's true. People are like, oh, you don't know. There was a gun on the boy, the man, young man in question. So you could believe they planted it for you. They found the gun and made the defense up afterward. Let me ask you, in what world does an Asian actually beat a young black male in a sprint? Unless he stops, turns around and points a gun, he's gone. And the jury said self defense. Also, this is not the first time he has had two previous self defense shootings of shoplifters. To be clear, he'll go, oh, so this man must have a problem. No, actually about 15% of all robberies nationwide take place at gas stations or convenience stores. Remember in the Simpsons, it was such a joke. Apu was, oh, sweet taste of lead. How I've missed you. Yeah, it's incredibly common. Anyone who's worked at a gas station or a bodega in the wrong, you have been robbed at gunpoint. Asians get tired of it.
D
This guy, by the way, I read a story and somebody fact checked me, but it said that he had called the cops over a thousand times in the history of owning that store for different things like this happening at his store.
A
Yeah.
D
That's insane.
B
I say he showed restraint. If that's the case, put it in context.
D
Yeah, I believe the number was. I thought it was thousands, but I'm just gonna go with a thousand. Over a thousand.
B
My ex Girlfriend.
A
Hey, show your pot. You didn't see? I go, oh, no, I didn't see her. What do you want to see? Pockets. There you go. That's it. That's the easiest way to deal with it.
D
And don't pull a gun on somebody chasing you down. Even. Even if they chase you down because they thought you saw water. They catch you, they realize you didn't steal water. You can get pissed off at them all you want and go home alive, but you pull a gun on somebody, yeah, it's there. That's taking your own life in your hands right there at that point.
B
See a bell?
A
Yes. Yeah, I had a guy who thought I was stealing straws or something. Like at Subway.
D
Yeah.
A
Because I was by the drink fountain and I was looking. They had the missing children stuff and I thought I recognized one, so I was looking. And he goes, hey, you're around the corner. He was like, first off, I know you're getting free refills because in Canada they don't. You guys can allow to get refills. He's like, I know you're stealing the. The forks and the straws. I'm like, why would I be No, I thought I recognized a missing kid. They're like, look, look, I didn't steal it. And that was it. He banned me from Subway because he thought I was getting more than one refill.
B
Now you are a felon.
A
This actually happened. I was like, all right, all right, fine, I'm going. But like, you know, it's a drinking fountain. It's a fountain.
B
All points bold. And he's caffeine dupped and dangerous.
A
So while we talk about Asians, like people say, oh, man, they get everything. Why don't we talk about Harvard, unc, University of California. Why don't we talk about the Supreme Court case, the challenges? Because Asians were discriminated against at universities, they had to get higher SAT scores, they had to have higher GPS because there were just too many of them. And we're gonna cull some Asian enrollees, but make room for black people who don't deserve to be there. You think maybe the Asians would say that's discrimination. Don't compare it. Oh, right. Because we shouldn't do what is required in, for example, a court of law, in, for example, any type of research where you need some kind of peer reviewed data, a comparison, a contrast, an AB test, a control group, a sample. All of these things are comparisons. Comparisons are required to get to truth. Do you hear that? That's the sound of fatigue. Traveling at record speed.
B
I love, I love that. That term fatigue just came around and like now.
A
Yeah.
B
Weren't you exhausted in third grade with this shit?
A
I wasn't. Because the 90s was different. Where we people, like. It wasn't a thing. I don't know.
B
It's always been a thing.
A
It's accelerating. It was way better.
B
And let me tell you something, anytime there's a disagreement between a black and a white, it's race related.
D
Right now there's tribalism, but I think what we're talking about is that it wasn't this prominent.
A
Well, no.
B
Where you live maybe.
D
I lived in a very rough area.
B
Where was that?
A
He lost a tooth.
D
Docs.
A
Yeah, well, it's not where you live now.
D
Of course not.
A
But no, I. But I would say check out. Here's the thing. You came up during a generation where there was more actual, like, back and forth, right? In ours, we were like, yeah, sure, Will Smith, okay. Just a Tom Cruise, all the same. And then it was, wait a second, wait a second. Race has to be injected into everything. We weren't nearly as well.
B
No people. I agree with that. You know, white people might not have been fatigued at that point. The shit was. Check out the 70s, Times Square. Of course people think New York's dangerous today.
A
Yeah.
B
Ask people who lived in New York in the 70s. It's not even close to what it was.
A
No, I know.
B
So in Atlanta, Detroit. So, you know, this is nothing new. I just, just. It's funny to me, this concept we're finally tired of. It just. It came a little late, I guess.
A
I think there was an eye of the storm in the 90s and early aughts, where it was like, okay, you know what? We moved past it quite a bit. Like our biggest athletes, our biggest stars. Right? White people will support them, buy their albums, go see their games. All right? And then just now, everything is race. I mean, think of the 90s. Rodney King was one huge thing. It's every second week is another Rodney King incident. And it's completely indefensible. Now we're at Carmelo Anthony, I mean, Trayvon, Mike Brown. We've gone through all of them. Every single one is complete and total bogus. Rodney King, they had a case. Yeah, it was excessive. Yeah. Doesn't mean Rodney King was a saint. But you go, okay. People said, we get it now. People go, yeah, but we don't get it. You can't just go to a school, pull out a knife and stab a kid. We don't care how many? You can't do it. They're so disconnected from reality.
B
Yeah, it's deeper than that because it's 20, 26. And that's how they're raised to hate white people.
A
That is how they're raised.
B
And don't give me a small, tiny fraction.
A
Nope, majority, majority. 76. 77% support reparations. And we, most of us, Most of
B
us are raised don't hate black people or anybody. That's how most. And then you grow up to be an adult and find out, oh, they were raised to hate us.
A
Yep.
B
And the shit should have hit the fan a long time ago, but anyways.
A
Well, don't be disconnected and don't be disconnected from your crypto. See that? Manage your crypto. One Spot Rumble, Wallet. This is something they've been working on for a long time and it really is. It makes it as easy as you can because crypto can just seem like the barrier to entry is too complicated. So go to wallet.rumble.com and. And decouple from banks, get the link in the description. Let's go on to.
B
And it's one wallet they can't steal.
A
That's true. There you go. I'm sure there's like a black. You bet against people. I was in the Italian Job. I just need another minute.
D
Are you Sicilian?
A
I'm about to crack the cone. I just need to find the right file. Shut the up. Hurry up, man. Looks to me they use Linux software. Hey, who is it? Bipolar black hacker. It's a new character I'm working on, so let us know what you got.
B
That's a show right there.
D
President.
A
President Trump. Look, this is the clip that's going around. It's not good. Just to be clear. There's no other way to address it. It's not good. And the time is up, like I said, three months. Come back to me. The war in Iran, the actual battle, the war is effectively done, but not everything has been accomplished. And the messaging is very unclear. And it's bad. It's bad. So if you ask me right now, has it been handled well? No, it has not. And then the sort of, the issues that exist in orbit in relation to it, like inflation, which we've seen directly correlate with the war in Iran. We all knew that. It's amazing to me that President Trump and this administration, they don't have answers that are adequate. This, to me, is a huge blind spot for them. Here's the clip that's going viral, Mr. President, about the latest inflation number which came out this morning. Could that be a no? I love it.
C
The numbers were great. You know what I really love? I love the inflation. You know why? Because as soon as this war is over, you know, I can say it now, something you didn't know. Do you know we've been taking out millions of barrels of oil? Nobody knows it. You know who doesn't know about it? Iran. Until right now. We took out the other night, 22 ships late at night with no lights.
A
So here was my read on that, just to be clear. And I'm, I'm being very charitable, but my read on that was, no, no, no, I don't really care about inflation because what's going to happen is not things are going to rebound and actually going to rebound once this war is completely solved to a degree you don't know. Because we've actually been doing some things behind the scenes and taking more oil. So there's going to be more supply, so it's going to reset better than before. And these are things that we haven't been able to discuss. He's just not articulate in the way he addresses it. And he talks for too long. That was my read on it. But it comes down to the fact that, hey, is this bad policy or is it bad messaging? Pick one. Bad messaging. What's going on, big guy? I love it.
C
The numbers were great. You know what I really love? I love the inflation. When the war is over, it's coming down.
A
Still funny. Here's the long clip. We've had to fast forward through quite a bit just because people are taking some of it out of context. But I will tell you more. Context in this case gives you some clarity, but not enough. Not great.
C
You know what I really love? I love the inflation. You know why? Because as soon as this war is over, you know, I can say it now. Something you didn't know. Do you know we've been taking out millions of barrels of oil? Nobody knows it. You know who doesn't know about it? Iran. Until right now. We took out the other night, 22 ships late at night with no lights because they don't have any radar. Because we blasted the crap out of it. We took out. That's why oil is $85 a barrel. And I said to my people, I had Scott, I had Howard, I had Pete, I had all of them. I had Todd in the room. I said, the one thing we have to do now, we had just hit the highest stock market in history. Highest 401ks in history. Everything was going well, and I said, I hate to do this to you guys, but Iran's going to have a nuclear weapon very soon. We have to go in attacks. In 74 days. We had sack market, market all time historical highs. Nobody can believe it. The Dow, the Dow, the S and P S and p was at 7,000. They said in four years, maybe five years. It will never.
A
He needs people around him to say you need to stop using that. Yeah, that's not a good counterpart resolution at all.
C
And we took a little journey down to Iran. We first stopped off at Venezuela, by the way and we have paid for the, that war times over.
A
Come down between now.
C
Oh, when, when the war is over. Yes, it's coming down. I know you can't. It's going to come down like a rock.
A
So here would be if again my interpretation is correct, he would be an effective way to answer. But I guarantee you no one will tell him this and he wouldn't listen anyway. That's one of the issues that you have with Donald Trump that certainly I have, but I think even his supporters have criticized him for. Yeah, well, look, obviously this is temporary and inflation is a terrible thing in comparison. It's not nearly what we had to deal with for, you know, four years under Biden. But once this war is over, we've actually been taking some other measures where there's going to be more supply as far as oil and before. And not only will you see it come back down and cool, I think it'll actually probably be at a lower rate than before and I think Americans will be thrilled when they see that. So that should be happening soon. We're working on that. Something like that.
B
Yeah. That's not him. You're right.
A
You know, and he goes on for too long. Just, just kind of rambled a little bit. So let's, forever. Yeah, let's. Let's actually address though the real statistics because this does shine a light on this. There's some truth to what he's saying. So like let's look at inflation. Under Biden, inflation outpaced wages by about 1% at its peak. It actually outpaced wages, meaning inflation outpaced wages by like twice the actual rate of wage growth. Yeah. Okay. It was really, really bad pre Iran. In this term it was way better first term, obviously pre Covid. But wages have outpaced inflation by about 1%. So the exact opposite of Biden since Iran, the wages have still outpaced inflation by an average of 0.5%. So Biden inflation outpace wages by a percent. Worst case scenario thus far with Donald Trump war with the Rand still wages outpacing inflation by about 0.5%. That's, that's, that's statistically significant. Now since May though, just since May, if you take the recent numbers, okay, now you're looking at inflation outpacing wages by 7.7%. This is why I said the longer it goes on, that's when we're going to make our judgments. Quick, swift military action makes sense, will be supported. Dragging it out and not being clear with messaging, you've already lost all of your critics and all of your kind of, you know, milquetoast supporters. You're going to lose people like me. Not as far as voting Democrat, but as far as, hey, let's allow them the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, we're past the three month mark. The battling is mostly done. You need to be really clear, really clear, really clear about where we stand, what we're going to do. Let us know exactly.
D
Yeah. And right now I think the latest is that he's going to hit Iran very hard tonight. Not tonight, our time tonight. There's, I don't know what time it is in Iran. I imagine it's getting pretty close and potentially take Kharg island in the near future. So this is that messaging that keeps going out and I don't know if he's posturing, I don't know if there's a peace deal on the table. I don't know if negotiations are. I have no idea because he said it, I think like 65 times that there was like a peace deal eminent or something like that. And so we just really don't know. He just needs to be honest with people. The economy for a lot of people right now in ways they can see, whether or not that's actually 100% true and way they can see and feel doesn't feel great.
A
Right.
D
So saying the stock market is doing well is not really a good thing to say to them. Even if they have a 401k that's at some point down the road in the future. They're paying for gas and groceries right now and they know those prices are going up a little bit. What you do need to say is like, listen, I understand there's some hardship right now, but guess what, we are going to turn this thing around the minute this war ends and I guarantee you this thing is going to end very quickly. We're going to be on track, but then do that.
A
Yeah.
D
And everybody comes along for the ride.
A
Yeah.
B
I'd be more if I was advising him what to say. Since I've already taken this line, I would say, what's more important. That Eggs drop two bucks or that you. Iran might have a nuclear weapon.
D
I just don't think it resonates, Nick.
A
I think you're right. But the fact is, right now, people are going, okay, but that's been neutralized. But the strait isn't open. You said it was going to be open. So he's. He's put himself in a different position where once you say the street's going to be open tomorrow and it's not.
B
Yeah.
A
Now you're being hung by the hook that you set. But you're right from the.
B
But the big picture doesn't change. It's about them. I'm just saying to sell it. I mean, I know what you're saying. I'm saying to make your message a little stronger, just say what's more, there is no economy. There is no nothing with a third world country of nuts with a nuclear weapon.
A
Yeah.
B
This is why this is a priority. And be patient. I said this last time we were here.
A
Yeah, yeah.
B
It's. We're the only country that's so spoiled that we put an expiration date on you better get this war wrapped up.
A
Well, the promise. He put an expiration.
B
He did.
D
Yes.
A
Well, he did. And that's the thing. If he don't want yourself. Yeah, but he did.
B
I know.
A
You know, he does need to. If you are the one who said this is probably. It's basically done. It'll be done next week. Right. Make it done. So, hey, those in the administration, if you're listening, this is a blind. This is not good. You need to. People are gonna start saying it's bad policy unless you can actually prove that it is bad messaging and improve it. But that is incumbent upon you at this. It used to be the fault of those who were deliberately lying, misinterpreting. Right. Warping what it was you were saying, it's now your fault because you're not clear. People don't need to warp it. I don't know what you're doing, and I'm trying really, really hard. Doesn't mean that we aren't incredibly grateful that we have this guy in office and not Biden or Kamala Harris. But if people like us are saying, hey, what are you doing here? This is pretty unclear. And you haven't met your own timelines. You do have some improvement here. To make someone who has nothing but room for improvement and if I had to, I'd give him still an F for effort. Hasan Piker, communist and potential foreign asset. Right, we'll see.
D
I don't know if he'll potential inmate at some point.
A
Potential inmate. He could be your cell. He could be your roomie in your cell. He also made some crazy claims about lies that conservatives and Republicans believe. Here's the thing, these are old claims. They've been debunked many times. He still thinks they're new. It's time for claim truth. And as always, check the references. We make them available every show we stream. 11:00am Eastern. Link in the description. Here's his first claim, the first commie claim. And he is an actual communist to be clear. That and I had to look for it. No, it turns out he's just, he's just saying it that legal and illegal foreigners actually commit less crimes per capita than citizens. It's an old claim and I thought there must be something new. There's nothing here. He is making it number one.
D
Immigrants do crimes like in overwhelming numbers.
A
Okay, that's a lie.
D
The evidence is the exact opposite. Okay, I cannot stress this enough. The evidence shows that time and time again. There's been numerous studies on this as
A
well that wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
D
Undocumented and documented non citizens alike are responsible for a lower share of crime per capita. Much lower share of crime per capita than documented citizens are.
A
Here's the truth. It's complete bullshit and we've talked about this many times. Illegal aliens, they commit crimes at much higher rates and they are significantly overrepresented in prison. It's very hard to go through crime statistics when people aren't here legally and they're not on the books. Here's what we do know, that illegal aliens, they make up 75% of federal drug offenders. They make up about 27% of the federal prison population. Only 9 of the general population. Here's the other thing. 27% of the and deported illegal aliens due to their crimes aren't counted in that 27%. So to give an idea, just in this term Trump administration, they deport about 150,000 illegal aliens. Those people would otherwise be in prison. Right? They would make up that population. So it could be as high as 37%, let's call it 30%. They're not counted as inmates. That is absolutely insane. That's the most accurate snapshot that we have. The truth regarding his statement is he's using references and at best he's interpreting them poorly. At worst, he's Lying to you. He's usually referencing, and I've only seen this, a CATO study which tries to make the claim that immigrants overall, it lumps them together, commit less crime. Well, yeah, sure. Legal immigrants significantly contribute less to crime. Why? Because they're often going through a process and they're on the books. No one's arguing that. And somewhere along the line they say illegal aliens don't commit murder that much. But again, it's hard to track. That's the only study. It lumps them all in together. Just to be clear, that's it. They make this claim. They're hoping that you don't. Just check one link deeper, go check the reference. Don't ever be caught flat footed with this again. I don't know if he's that dumb or if he's lying to you. A few other limitations with the study, like it's limited to Texas. So yeah, they actually, this is actually a quote says in California, with Hispanics making up more than 43% of the incarcerated population, there's no information on the alienage of the inmates. Meaning there's just no way to track all of it. But anytime you do, where you use an appropriate context and data set, illegal aliens commit exponentially, potentially more crime. Certainly several multiples higher.
D
Yeah, and the point that he is making, he is kind of relying on a study that is just telling him what he wants to hear.
A
Right.
D
Because it's excluding a lot of data. So states not counting this, especially like California, not counting all of these people. So it is a very cherry picking the data kind of process that he's going through right now. But he's also making a claim that I don't care how much crime it is, any crime by illegal immigrants that are here is crime that should not happen in the first place. Sure, any. So we shouldn't even be having illegal
A
aliens commit more crime. There you go.
B
Ironically, it's the cherry pickers who are committing the crime.
A
Illegal aliens commit more crime. There you go. Done. Book it. Take that to the bank. That is a claim that I will stand by. You know what, sue me if I'm making a factually inaccurate claim. Illegal aliens commit more crime than native born American citizens. Here's another truth, by the way, because the context as he was talking about Europe, I believe in a stream, same thing there, same shit there in the UK, 80% of thefts on trains are, you know, committed by migrants. 69% of violent crimes in France, sexual assaults, robberies, 59% of train sex offenses. Because that's a real problem in Germany. It's just, I think there's something thrilling about a moving vehicle.
B
It's also their captive audience.
D
Thank you. That's exactly what I was looking for.
A
Yeah. There's nowhere to go. Yeah. Here's the next claim that he makes. And it's so silly, but some people believe it, you know, like the Ashley Sinclair's of the world. Voter fraud is not a thing. The real problem is voter suppression.
D
I'm a numbers guy. I like number. And as a numbers guy, I looked at the number and I couldn't believe it.
A
Voter fraud, not a problem.
D
The real problem is voter suppression.
A
Yeah. I thought you were a Fred Flintstone tie guy. Do you want to bring that? Like what is it? Is this. This is the world of high fashion. He's like, I'm into fashion. You're wearing a Fred Flintstone tie. Oh, thanks for coming with the hand. There you go.
B
Or fucking Laurel and Hardy.
A
Yeah, exactly. I'm a numbers guy. All right, here's the truth. Don't let this tin can hit you in the teeth. There are many, many, many, many examples of non citizens found on voter rolls. And again, it's really, really hard to investigate because a lot of states block the investigation. They don't want to be caught with egg in their face. But in Virginia, for example, 2024, they had to remove about 6,000 non citizens from voter rolls. Ohio 25, over a thousand non citizens. Texas 25, 2700 non citizens. Remember, by the way, the other example, student at U of M. Chinese had no right to vote. Already did. And after the vote was cast, there was nothing they could do about it. It just counts. Think about that for a second and imagine how many are on rolls with states where no audits have been conducted or the mere suggestion of an audit has been vehemently fought through the courts. Remember, the margins for victory in the election of 2020 were like zero point. Just 10,000 votes in Arizona, 11,000 in Georgia. Like these margins were razor thin. Where you have far more people who are illegal aliens and could squeak in there also. Okay, so when we run the audits, all right, here's a few thousand. We don't have audits in plenty. Also, 12 states don't have any voter. They don't require any voter id. So how bad do you think it's in those states? Just, hey, do we have mass mail in voting? Sure. So everyone gets about. Yeah, just sent to the address. Uh huh. No voter id. I don't know if I voted for my former State of Michigan in the 2020 election. Do you guys know that? I still don't know. It just said in process, like this is what they do. You can't win in the courts. Well, no, that's not true, actually. Plenty of challenges regarding the election. When they were observed, when they were actually hurt on merit, the GOP won most of them. They simply fight. So the left says, no voter id, no audits. And then we find thousands, tens of thousands of non citizens, as well as anecdotal examples across the country. Go. Well, there are enough anecdotes here and even enough empirical data where we've studied that we should examine this more. Absolutely not, because it's not a problem. The real problem is voter suppression. By the way, we don't even require id. California, you can use things like. You can use things like prescription labels in California. Gym id. Gym id. You can vote because you're a tranny who wanted to take a dump at A Planet Fitness. That's the level of security applied to elections in California. And if you don't go to the gym, Krispy Kreme punch card works just as well. That vote counts as two.
B
She can't fit in the booth anyway.
A
No, that's why she isn't. That's what she mails in.
B
Yeah, they have the butt of the door jams.
A
It's like mass mailing. I get it.
B
She's a they.
A
She is.
B
That's her pronoun.
A
Straight as an arrow.
B
They them.
A
But I still prefer they.
B
They are blocking the donut aisle. They ought to lay off the carbs. They are fat fucks.
A
Hey, we have this game just for you today. Do we have any update on the Pentagon thing?
D
So it seems that it's just coming out a couple of minutes ago that it was due to a false alarm. Or at least that's the reporting right now.
B
Good to see that on Nervous.
D
Hey, sorry about that. I know everybody kind of freaked out. This is my bad. I pulled the little thing that says don't pull.
A
Yeah, sorry. I didn't. I didn't know I wasn't supposed to mail an envelope with powdered sugar.
D
My. I'm a donut fan. Y' all didn't have any powdered sugar. I ordered it from Amazon.
B
Who's the guy that pulled the alarm?
D
Jamal Bowman.
A
He pushed the door and pulled the
D
alarm and knocked the sign down.
A
He's the reason that. That at stores they have blue ink explodes when you shop.
B
He served me at an Aubrey's, like
D
two weeks ago.
B
Yeah, Stacey Abrams is cleaning the fryer behind her.
A
She hasn't been around for a while,
D
but oh, thank goodness.
A
We're actually going to play Bad Movie Lines because it's Thursday and it's Chat Thursday. But this game was specifically designed for Nick depalo. If you are not a Rumble Premium Member Mug Club member, you can click that button right there. Join up. We're not able to do this show without your support. We serve viewers like you. No corporate over, no non profits, no foreign caliphates. And we're not foreign assets, which may or may not be the case with Hassan Pufter. So click that button and we're gonna play Bad Movie Lines specifically because whenever Nick travels, he's like the only guy, I think, who uses this service. So it's bad movie lines 2B, Edinburgh, Sam.
Date: June 11, 2026
Host: Steven Crowder
Guests: Nick DiPaolo (“B”), Gerald (“D”), and others
This episode of "Louder with Crowder" dives into the media and political fallout surrounding the Carmelo Anthony case, with particular focus on controversial statements made by Rep. Jasmine Crockett. The team deconstructs arguments made on the left about race, violence, and justice, fact-checks viral clips, and discusses broader themes of victimhood and accountability in America. The show also critiques progressive talking points and comments from content creators like Hasan Piker, while weaving in its classic irreverent humor, skits, and audience interactions.
[00:00–06:00]
[06:00–07:30]
[09:00–13:00]
“I dated a narcissistic man because I worshiped a narcissistic God.” — Connie Chen [09:13]
“So... the only way to not be abusive is to do everything the woman wants whenever she wants.” — A [10:20]
“She’s a bit of whore with a Harvard degree. That’s all that is.” — B [12:26]
[18:16–32:00]
Main Focus of Episode
"The only people that are crying are the mediocre white boys. I am tired of the white tears." — Jasmine Crockett [18:16]
“…all I know is that it wasn't considered unlawful carrying of a weapon because the blade was not long enough…” — Jasmine Crockett [21:29]
"She is dumber than a child." — A [21:48]
"At least the frog—I know there's an end to it...[Crockett] is a walking... [Reddit retard]" — [24:57, 33:05]
[28:20–33:54]
"So we know there needs to be...violent civil unrest in the black community from good black Americans…who don’t want these folks around them..." — A [30:23]
[33:54–44:29]
"Let me ask you, in what world does an Asian actually beat a young black male in a sprint? Unless he stops, turns around, and points a gun, he’s gone." — A [38:23]
[41:41–44:11]
"Everything is race...every two weeks there’s another Rodney King incident..." — A [43:00]
"Don’t give me a small, tiny fraction...majority, majority. 76-77% support reparations." — B/A [43:51]
[55:14–60:17]
"Illegal aliens commit more crime than native born American citizens." — A [59:20]
"California, you can use things like…gym ID… prescription labels...that’s the level of security applied to elections in California." — A [62:42]
[45:05–54:08]
“…I love the inflation. You know why? Because as soon as this war is over… we’ve been taking out millions of barrels of oil… we took out… 22 ships late at night…” — Donald Trump via clip [46:04, 47:12, 47:38]
“He goes on for too long…You need to be really clear about where we stand, what we're going to do.” — A [50:15, 52:36]
"They should have hanged them." (On sentencing in Anthony case) — B [33:25]
[63:40–End]
Satirical Biden Training Skit
On Jasmine Crockett’s media blitz:
On “Weapon Size” and Accountability:
On Criminal Justice and Victimhood:
Fact-Checking Statistics:
On Modern Race Relations:
On Voter Fraud:
End of Summary