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Steven Crowder
Welcome to the Rumble lineup. Live, live. And by the way, that is 9am to 7pm Eastern. We're going to get to that in just a second. Some major announcements, but welcome, of course, Bongino Army. Once Bongino army, always Bongino Army. As I understand it, you're coming in from Vince's show right now, which comes from Vincente in Latin, which all the Romance languages are based in Latin, which translates to roughly don't watch the Greenwald tape. So we are going to look today we're going to be talking about quite a few things. There's a video going viral of people being deported to back to the Honduras to Honduras. Not the Honduras Honduras, the Honduran mountain. That's the Andes, where there's a lot of cannibalism being deported to Honduras. And I'm going to make the case and issue a challenge to the Democratic National Committee as to a binary choice they have to make right now because I'm tired of the sob stories. We're going to get into the new definitive meta analysis that we see from Nate Silver. This is important. Democrats, particularly young Democrats, particularly young female Democrats, are significantly more depressed and unstable than their conservative counterparts, notably conservative male counterparts. This is definitive. There's data to support this. And we need to talk about the big lie, the big lie that we're pumping into generations of kids because it's making them less happy. And the good news is there's an alternative alternative that is better. We're also going to break down the movie coming out. John Wick with a chick ballerina. Wyatt silly. And I'm sure plenty of you will be aggravated. And major announcement, the lineup here live on Rumble. Those of you who watch, you don't need to change the channel at all. It just goes right in the next show. We now have Graham Allen. His show Dear America at 9am is going to lead into Vince. And of course, you know, you have me and you have Tim Pool, you have Russell Brand, you have Jeremy at the quartering and you have Viva Fry. And after that new show is going to be launching. It's going to be Andrew Wilson the Extravaganza with Andrew Wilson at 5pm Eastern. And after that, the Nick DePaolo show, 6pm Eastern. So now from 9am Eastern all the way through 7pm Eastern you have a one stop shop for alternative media. We're excited about it. And here's this.
Andrew Klavan
Okay, but what if it's like a non sexual onlyfans account where instead of my wife banging other dudes, she's laughing at other guys jokes, Getting fulfillment that way.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, that's a tricky one.
Andrew Klavan
I don't think it's gonna work out for you, man. What if she's making good money, like mansion money? Then you're gonna be waking up in your mansion in your cuck chair.
Steven Crowder
That's disgusting.
Andrew Klavan
Break it up. What?
Steven Crowder
Andrew, can you come to my office, please?
Andrew Klavan
This is Sam from hr. You don't have to go in his office. This guy sucks. Let's see where this goes. This way, please. Andrew, thank you for joining me today. Yeah. It's some kind of problem. Yes. Yes, there is. We have been getting constant complaints from people all over the office that you are consistently arguing and debating with people in the office. It's just very problematic.
Steven Crowder
I disagree.
Andrew Klavan
What do you mean you disagree? Well, you know, I've been here a while talking to everybody.
Steven Crowder
They seem to like me. They seem to adore me.
Andrew Klavan
In fact, I have from a transcript on our security camera, you said, and I quote, christmas is ten times better than Hanukkah. Well, it is. And that doesn't actually sound like anybody complained. Take that back you.
Steven Crowder
Please, Mr. Crucible, can you at least.
Andrew Klavan
Acknowledge that Hanukkah's in the same ballpark as Christmas? No.
Steven Crowder
Christmas is great.
Andrew Klavan
Hanukkah blows. Hanukkah has eight wonderful nights.
Steven Crowder
I mean, sure, it doesn't have Santa Claus or the reindeer, but you have.
Andrew Klavan
Fried oil donuts, you've got latkes, You. What are you gonna do about it?
Steven Crowder
Are you gonna tell Steven? Yeah, I will tell Stephen. Tell me what? This doesn't involve you. Stephen. What's going on here? Andrew? He's trying to say that Hanukkah's better than Christmas. No, he's not trying. Were you trying to say that, Sam? Yes.
Andrew Klavan
It's at least as good, I think. You know, I'm a little biased.
Steven Crowder
I think it's a better holiday. But. Left or right, Sam?
Andrew Klavan
Steven, please.
Steven Crowder
Left or right, Sam, Please. No, Stephen, there's no door number three. I won't say it again. Left or right?
Andrew Klavan
Left.
Steven Crowder
Oh, I'm telling corporate about this. Oh, still rendering onto Caesar. I see. Pharisee. Andrew, let's go. We don't play time with Pharisees.
Andrew Klavan
Happy Hanukkah.
Steven Crowder
You click Rumble Premium and join now for 99 annually or $9.99 a month to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content creators and free speech. Glad to be with you. And sorry about hr, Sam. This is a very different program, isn't it?
Josh Firestein
Well, I'm not sorry.
Steven Crowder
There'S so much to get to today. The theme today is the Big Lie. We're not just talking about the election. We're not talking about COVID The Big Lie that has been thrust generationally, particularly upon Gen Z. And my question for you is, do you think there's an alternative? Why do you think that the left is more depressed? Why do you think young women are increasingly depressed? And, hey, do we already have the answer? Comment below. I'll suggest mine. But this matters because we have no hope as a country until we actually right this ship. And Captain Morgan CEO, how are you?
Josh Firestein
I'm doing well.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. You're happy?
Josh Firestein
This is better? Yeah, absolutely. We settled that debate.
Steven Crowder
There's a new tiny hat.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
And when. Of course. July 7th. Oh, by the way, that's my birthday. He's gonna be at the Funny Bone Comedy Club in Tampa, Florida. Not Firestein on X. You can check all his dates. Mr. Josh Firestein.
Andrew Klavan
Hey, what's up? Special guest on July 7th. Who could it be?
Steven Crowder
I don't know. I don't know. The lead singer of MXPX with the hairdo?
Andrew Klavan
You think that. I think I'm in my pizzeria, E. Oh, that's fine.
Steven Crowder
They both work.
Andrew Klavan
It's like a pizzeria. Delivery driver.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, that's the same caliber.
Josh Firestein
You're auditioning for Sicario 3.
Andrew Klavan
I don't like that one.
Steven Crowder
Go with pizzeria. Fine.
Josh Firestein
Pizza to you.
Andrew Klavan
Yeah, we'll get your pizza to you one or less.
Steven Crowder
Oh, we're also going to be, like I said, reviewing Ballerina. And Rand Paul has some statements that are going viral right now on this big, beautiful bill. So I believe we'll be getting to that later in the show. But first, I know that you all well know that the idea of a meritocracy is prejudice. It's white supremacy. It's patriarchy. Which may explain why this Harvard student is now what we qualify as Harvard material. Don't say it's confusing.
Josh Firestein
What was your high school GPA and SAT score like?
Sam
Yeah, so I had a 4.68 GPA out of 5.0, and I went test optional.
Josh Firestein
Test optional?
Sam
Yes, I did.
Josh Firestein
I see. I see. Was there a reason why you went test optional?
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Sam
So before I applied to all my colleges, I made sure that my. My test score fell in the range or, like, the upper range of the school. And when I saw that my test score didn't fall in the upper range of Harvard scores, I just decided not to submit it.
Steven Crowder
Wait, What? You can do that?
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
That's pretty cool. I didn't do very well on my test, and so I don't think that it should count. Well, good enough for me. Welcome to Harvard, all three of you. Now, for those of you watching on art, you can rewind it. You'll understand that one. I didn't know that you could just opt out of consequences that everyone else has had to face before you. I'm. Frankly, now that I know this is a rule, I'm surprised people don't do it more often in all situations. Sir, the reason I pulled you over today is you were doing 85 minus 60. I'm gonna write you a citation for that.
Josh Firestein
No.
Steven Crowder
Okay. Have a nice day. See, it screws his whole plan.
Andrew Klavan
That was easy.
Steven Crowder
I thought there were things in life that were good guarantees, you know, like having to take a test to get into an Ivy League school. I guess. I also have been made aware you can now opt out of simply refuse taxes and death.
Andrew Klavan
Oh, I thought those were guaranteed things in life that were.
Steven Crowder
You just say no and the reaper moves on down the line.
Andrew Klavan
Well, that doesn't explain why SNL hasn't called me back. I sent him a resume with no video.
Steven Crowder
Well, you know what you should do is you should opt for no testing auditions, I guess.
Andrew Klavan
Yeah, I'm not doing an audition.
Steven Crowder
Just hire me.
Andrew Klavan
Or not.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, check the hire me without proof box.
Andrew Klavan
I even have tits.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Andrew Klavan
Oh, nice.
Steven Crowder
That's a different league. It's like Pelosi. Her. And here's the thing. You may not know this, but Harvard did not require SAT scores to apply for the years 20 through 2021, which would apply through the 24 to 25, I believe, graduate academic years. Some Ivy League schools are still not requiring SAT scores like Princeton and Columbia. Now, if this existed in a vacuum, it would still suck. I'm not going to lie to you. Like, it still would be bad, but it wouldn't be as bad as it is when you can actually compare it to a real life scenario. Remember, I've told you this idea of equity. You can either have equality, meaning equal opportunity, or you can have equity, meaning insured outcomes. But the fake victim status, no matter what it is, whether it's trans and women's sports, it ends up with real victims. Women in women's sports with affirmative action. These people are the victim class. They need to get into school. It ends up with real victims, like people who are actually qualified and work their ass off. Here's an example. Stanley zhong had a 4.4 GPA, scored 1590 on his SAT score, and he was rejected from almost every single school to which he applied.
Josh Firestein
I applied to probably around 18 schools, and I was rejected from maybe around 15 of those.
Andrew Klavan
In fact, we have a map showing.
Steven Crowder
All the places that rejected you. Not to make you feel worse, looking.
Andrew Klavan
At this list, but I can see the usual.
Josh Firestein
Like, every UC public school and University.
Andrew Klavan
Of Washington is 95% Asian. That's crazy.
Josh Firestein
Some of them like Cal Poly, some.
Steven Crowder
Of the state schools.
Josh Firestein
I really thought, you know, for sure, a good chance. Yes.
Steven Crowder
So did we, it turns out.
Andrew Klavan
Yeah. You think?
Josh Firestein
However good of a chance I had, I didn't get in.
Steven Crowder
Opt for no test and grow some tits. Problem solved.
Josh Firestein
Done. He should have been at Harvard.
Steven Crowder
Well, he now works for Google, by the way. So this just shows you how the game is placed, is played. It shows you how the deck is stacked against you. Where a guy like this obviously is wanted in the corporate workforce, he brings value. He's working at Google, but he can't get into the school where Ms. Opt out of the tests gets gratefully accepted. And by the way, Cal Poly actually really shocked me. They don't have drug dealers, they have ginseng dealers. That place is entirely Asian.
Andrew Klavan
I got a wasabi guy.
Josh Firestein
I mean, so for one year, we couldn't take the SAT or ACT scores, and so Harvard's like that for, like, the next five years. You guys, even if you took it, you don't have to submit it. I feel like that should be the line. It's like you took the test.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, you took the test.
Josh Firestein
You used it when you applied to the University of Illinois, but you didn't use it when you applied to the university. Why, when Harvard came on the list, did you not? Oh, it's because you're a moron.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Andrew Klavan
What's next? They're gonna stop requiring algebra? Yeah, you could just skip English 101.
Steven Crowder
You get your driver's license? What? Says here you took the vision test. Yes, I did. Can we see the results? No, you may not get your license, sir. Hope you don't kill a bunch of.
Andrew Klavan
People if I can't see the results. Surely you can't see the results.
Steven Crowder
No, don't worry. It doesn't apply to any of us, you know, because you're white guys. But maybe she made up for it. Obviously, the extra. This is the key detail is you find all the cultural enrichment as Harvard so greatly needs in the extra curriculars. That's the key. It's all about extracurriculars these days, folks.
Josh Firestein
What kind of extracurricular activities did you do during high school?
Sam
Yeah, so I did a little bit of a random pool of extracurricular activities. I played volleyball for a year, and then I cheered for another year. I worked full time as a waitress for three years, and then I was student government. I was one of the representatives my freshman year. Junior year, I was student representative at an academy. And then I came back to my public school, and then I was class president my senior year.
Josh Firestein
Oh, I see. It sounds like you did various activities.
Steven Crowder
Yes. None of them.
Josh Firestein
Well, what was your specific interest?
Sam
Yeah, like during high school, I was always really interested in student government.
Josh Firestein
Would it be possible for you to share a little bit of your story? How you applied the work experience into the college application essay?
Steven Crowder
Ooh, hey, pause real quick.
Josh Firestein
I feel like this is one of the Asians that got rejected.
Steven Crowder
Yes, exactly.
Josh Firestein
The world are you here and I am not.
Steven Crowder
Why don't you show the world why I didn't get in? You did show the world. I'm showing this video to my mom. She says I lie, jam piano key in my neck, and duct tape soap in my mouth. Let's hear the rest of this tale.
Sam
You know, I feel like I didn't integrate it into the essays as much, but I made sure that my work experience was high up in my activities section.
Andrew Klavan
She was a waitress at ihop. I was the regional manager for a.
Sam
Long time that I was working. Three years is a long time. And I managed to keep that job while maintaining a high GPA and high grades in general. I think it spoke to my commitment and my discipline. I know I keep saying it, but discipline is really important in college application.
Steven Crowder
No, discipline is really important to make it through all one year of volleyball and cheer. The work experience is waitress. She worked part time ihop. My mom chained me to with loom. So I make my own pants. So what I have here is the extracurriculars include a student body president, which basically. One year. Yeah, one year. One year volleyball.
Andrew Klavan
She left the academy, came back to public school for reasons unknown.
Steven Crowder
Right. One year volleyball. One year cheer. And she was a waitress and didn't. Didn't take the sat.
Josh Firestein
Took it.
Andrew Klavan
No, she took it.
Steven Crowder
Took it, but opted out. She was like, it wasn't as good as the average.
Josh Firestein
She looked at the score range and said, well, I'm not near the top, so I won't submit it.
Steven Crowder
So. So just know that when you people out there saying, actually dei, it's actually looking for diversity. You Understand the value. You miss out with different points of view. Let me ask you this. How lacking do you think your business or your company, your organization would be without her input? Hold on a second, hold on a second. Chemical engineer. I want to know what the part time waitress at Waffle House has to say about this. What do you think about importing, exporting, coordination? This is. Our. These people are going to be building our planes. I don't know if she's going to. She could be your defense attorney.
Andrew Klavan
She's flying the plane for sure.
Josh Firestein
Listen, I hope, I hope she does well, but she certainly shouldn't be keeping somebody else out. A 4.68 GPA on a scale of 5 is good, but it is not great. It is not like the best of the best of the best. And if you're trying to make up for it with test scores, if you've got a 1590 that is probably in the top, like best of the best of the best category, that's fine. Or maybe your extracurriculars. But none of that actually happens. There is no like aha moment where I'm like, oh, that's why she got in.
Andrew Klavan
Well, the good thing about the SAT is that it is a standard test by definition where a GPA is your grade point average based on the place you went to school. You can go to school somewhere terrible. Like, right. I'm not saying anything, but the south has really bad test scores. Maryland, Baltimore, really bad test scores. Or you can be somebody with really good test scores in California or.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, well, GPA too is also different depending on the school that you go to. In other words, that Asian kid could be in a much more competitive school. So you have a standardized test score and something. Yeah, that's what I mean, a much more competitive school.
Andrew Klavan
That's what I meant. Yeah.
Steven Crowder
And the issue here is you will hear this. And just so you know, I was on Piers Morgan and I knew that this topic might come up, but we never got there because I dropped the N bomb. Is allegedly the left will say affirmative action works because, and they point to one study that six year graduation rates, when you look at SAT scores, they are definitively lower for the affirmative action class as far as the people who are accepted to these schools. And then when you look at standardized tests, for example, like the bar exam, they pass at a much, much lower rate. When you look at standardized testing methods that are blind, that should be considered beautiful, they have no business being there. This girl, sure, very nice girl. I'm sure she's a decent Waitress. And I'm sure that her volleyball team was thrilled to have her amongst them for the one year that she participated. But she has no business being at Harvard. This is the result of equity. And we're gonna get to the depression rates, the SSRI rates for young women that we saw during the era of COVID When reality hits you and there's a problem that you can't just work and manipulate your way through as some kind of a diversity quota fill, guess what? You now have a problem to deal with. And you can't say it's the world's fault anymore. It's yours. And this is irreparably damaging, not only the fabric of our society, but for those of you who don't realize young women like her as well, comment below. If you would love to have her amongst your Ivy League brethren. Also download the Rumble app. That's the best place to stay in touch. We're adding to the lineup and Rumble app. You download it there. Follow me there. If you're watching this on YouTube or Facebook or X wherever it is because you only get notifications on Rumble when we are live. Rumble owns on live. YouTube's dead. Did you know that?
Josh Firestein
Yeah. Speaking self inflicted of did I miss.
Steven Crowder
Any guys have anything to add? No. Okay. You want to go to Honduras?
Josh Firestein
No, I do not want to go.
Andrew Klavan
Yeah, they got nice beaches.
Josh Firestein
I would never go there.
Steven Crowder
I'm not sure if that's true.
Andrew Klavan
They have beaches.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Josh Firestein
You said not in the winter.
Andrew Klavan
They have nice.
Steven Crowder
You guys can name that movie line Got new beaches, not in the winter.
Andrew Klavan
I know which one that is.
Steven Crowder
Is it true Honduran chicks don't shave their pits? All right.
Andrew Klavan
They don't shave anything, bro.
Steven Crowder
So this video is going around and I get it. And this is what the left does. They play on your heartstrings. And I understand where you can watch this. And initially and this is the issue that we discuss. There's nothing wrong with empathy. Empathy is a great thing. You can't allow empathy, especially temporary empathy or empathy with a complete lack of context to override logic, to override reason and to override rule of law. Because I'll switch one thing. There are billions of people in the world. And if because you feel empathy in this video, you say, oh, we have to let these folks stay, well then you have to let everybody else in. And then this country becomes Honduras or Haiti or Nicaragua. So following video it was shared by Lauren Witzko. I believe it's Whitzky on X. Here are some allegedly from what we understand illegal aliens pleading not to be sent back to the country from which they illegally migrated. Sorry, the I can't breathe defense has kind of run its course.
Andrew Klavan
I can't breathe treadmill.
Steven Crowder
We are helping you. We're sending you back to the country where you belong. Yeah, so don't come because they're gonna take everyone away. For people listening on audio and I get that you'll feel. Or she's saying, hey, I'm having an anxiety attack. I can't be gently placed into this truck that will pay for my travel back to my home country. And she doesn't even say it in the official language of this country. Starting to give you some context here. Yeah, sure. Of course you can feel bad. You can feel bad for anyone who has a bad day. But if it's a self inflicted consequence, you know, like entering the country illegally being a crime, you would also think if they respect you, I don't know about comment below. If you have kids to take care of who depend on you, main difference is you likely pay taxes, right? You likely have to follow the rule of law here. You can't get free health care because you're not on the books and just show up in an emergency room. Wouldn't it be nice if it was that big of a deal to not go back to Honduras or any other country, whether it's Nicaragua, whether it's El Salvador, whatever it is at that moment in time, wouldn't it be nice to care enough to learn any of the language of the country? The United States is not a place to just be used. Yeah, sure. I feel bad that those people having a bad day. I also feel bad for the American taxpayer who's being fleeced to the tune of 150 to 425 billion dollars a year. That's what illegal aliens cost Americans. Also, here's the thing. I want to issue a challenge to Democrats out there because they're sharing this saying, how can you do this? How can you be this cruel? Hold on a second. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I thought all countries were equal. How could it possibly be cruel to send someone to a beautiful, wondrous country with great food, as you put it. As a matter of fact, I remember the left being so outraged, they ran a campaign against Donald Trump and of course the voters for referring to any other countries as inferior.
Andrew Klavan
I have no idea what the President.
Steven Crowder
Has against the people of Haiti. But if the President doesn't like them, they must be lovely people. He immigrated from Ghana, a country Donald Trump apparently Thinks produces very subpar immigrants. I, I don't know why the President doesn't know that. The Post reports that according to two people briefed in the meeting, the President asked quote why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here Correct of his comments. Watch the pro clutching things which were hate filled, vile, inaccurate. But I cannot believe that in the history of the White House in that Oval Office, any President has ever spoken the words that I personally heard our President speak. Johnson was dropping hard Rs every other.
Andrew Klavan
Word remarks attributed to the Commander in chief of the nation. They include a word not allowed to be spoken in most households where children are present. The wording at the bottom of your screen is indeed a first for all of us.
Steven Crowder
Yes, it's a first for all of us. This is the pearl clutching from the left.
Josh Firestein
Unbelievable.
Steven Crowder
They didn't learn their lesson from Tipper Gore. This is a first for a President. You do realize that Lyndon Johnson like used the nw it was his word for black people.
Andrew Klavan
George Washington killed Indians.
Steven Crowder
I mean, I guarantee you at some point William McKinley called someone a. I can't confirm it, but I'm quite certain, you know, Nixon did he little fags out in the street. Can you believe that? He said a country is shitty. Well yeah, I say it all the time.
Josh Firestein
Exactly.
Steven Crowder
We all say it all the time.
Andrew Klavan
I think Kennedy called a few women whore.
Steven Crowder
Yes, he did. And he knew they were whores because he was having sex with them and paying them. Yes. Oh, all the Kennedys were, except for Ted. Marilyn Monroe had standards. Now here's my challenge to the dnc. Anyone out there on a national level, meaning if you're a senator or a congressman or some kind of a chairperson in the national level dnc, if you will openly call Honduras a shithole state, that it is definitively an inferior country and the United States is better, I give you my word I will advocate proactively for stopping all deportations tomorrow. Honduras, is it a shithole? There's your challenge provided by the way. I'll advocate for it if they all agree to learn English and pay back taxes. Little caveat there.
Josh Firestein
I doubt it. Also doubt they're going to do it.
Steven Crowder
Any of them flying Honduran flags. I want to know that too. Because people say the same thing about Mexico. Don't send me back. Yeah, but you came here, you didn't learn the language and you fly the Mexico. Why would you fly the flag of the country that you don't want to.
Josh Firestein
Go back to and that you apparently hate? I hate this stuff because, you know, the guy. Again, you feel bad for the guys having a bad day and the mom's having a bad day.
Steven Crowder
Sure.
Josh Firestein
I've got six kids that depend on me. What do you think is going to happen to those kids? I mean, from every story that we have heard, ice, when they separate people and they go, hey, where do you want us to place these children? These children, if they had them here, are American citizens. They can get on the plane with you and go down there and come back freely, by the way. So there is no separation. Do you have a family member that we can put them with right now? Is there a way for us to take. We're not just going to leave them to fend for themselves at home, which is kind of the implication that most Dems will run with.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Josh Firestein
Like, this is one of the most kind of, I guess, humanitarian ways to do it. Like, this isn't like the Gestapo. This was guys talking. Hey, it's okay. It's okay. I understand. Like, they get it. They're human beings. But we also got a problem to solve.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Josh Firestein
So let's solve it. This is what we asked for. It's going to be messy. It's going to suck. It's going to be emotional for a lot of people, even if you support it. But don't stop, because the other outcome is way worse. It's way more emotional.
Steven Crowder
Well, the left has killed. The left has no. No answer other than that's the citizenship for everyone.
Josh Firestein
I know.
Steven Crowder
That's. That's the alternative.
Josh Firestein
Hey, Gen Z, you want to buy?
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Andrew Klavan
For these migrants. I feel bad, but, you know, also, I think that the guy, the subject in the video, he realized the reason at the end. He said, hey, don't come here.
Josh Firestein
Yes.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Andrew Klavan
Yeah. You shouldn't have came here.
Steven Crowder
It's almost as though, if you're gonna. There's a lesson learned.
Andrew Klavan
Yeah. And if you're gonna come here and you know it's illegal. How about you have a plan?
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Andrew Klavan
You have a plan when you get. When you get caught.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Klavan
Stow some money away. Buy if you're going to. I mean, I'm not trying to give advice to people. Holy moly. I mean, it's like it's personal responsibility at a certain point, too. Right. I think about that like, I'm not a perfect person. I've broken the law. I've had a plan.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Klavan
I'm going to drive home drunk. Okay, let's do it.
Steven Crowder
Let's.
Andrew Klavan
But you know what?
Steven Crowder
I'm going to do?
Andrew Klavan
I'm going to fly my plane.
Steven Crowder
Right, yeah. There you go.
Andrew Klavan
No roads.
Steven Crowder
Hey, if you're driving a car and you're above the legal limit, your blood alcohol level and you don't have any insurance and you've racked up some speeding tickets and you have some kids in the car, the cop just go, oh, I'm sorry. On your way. I'm sorry, I didn't know that you had implicated children in your criminal activity.
Andrew Klavan
Oh, it's fine. You have kids, you have to get them home. It's fine.
Steven Crowder
Then that's fine. We'll settle this later after our Harvard meeting.
Andrew Klavan
It's personal responsibility. Take care of yourself, man. It's not my job.
Steven Crowder
And this is like, there are no answers from the left. No, the answer is always in one form or another, removing or discounting any type of accountability.
Josh Firestein
Yep.
Steven Crowder
That's really what it is. And when people say the left has changed. No, the right has gone left and the left has gone far left, but because of feminism. And it was entirely predicated on removing accountability from half of the voting populace. Right. When we looked at abortion rights, when we look at. Looked at the idea of sexual freedom being free from the consequences of your own actions, the left truly is a party of no accountability. If you ever bring up, hey, you can actually work really hard and get ahead. No, you can't. You can only say that if you're a white male, in which case you actually need to be silent, sit down and shut up. Because you don't understand the lived experience of these other folks. That's why young Gen Z men, by the way, are voting overwhelmingly conservative, because they're going, wait a second. We just want to be able to love our country and we want to be able to work and reap the fruits of our labor. No, no, no. That's literally white supremacy is what the left says, along with the nuclear family. And so if you bombard a generation of people, and now multiple generations, with the idea that nothing is ever their fault, it's always society's fault. And you've heard those actual words in songs and films and series. No, no, you don't need to change. It's. I heard this in Rent. They all have aids. Just to give you an idea, the play Rent. They're all sleeping with each other and shooting heroin with dirty needles. They have aids. And one friend says, it's not you who needs to change, it's the world who needs to change. No, no, no, you need to change.
Josh Firestein
You do.
Steven Crowder
You're doing Heroin with dirty needles and banging trans hookers. It's probably why you got aids.
Josh Firestein
I was about to say the AIDS begs to differ.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, the rest of the world doesn't do that. If you don't do that, you likely won't get aids. But if you tell an entire generation of people nothing is your fault, the world needs to change and work around you, what do you end up with? Well, you end up with a mental health epidemic. And Mr. Nate Silver just released this latest piece. It's titled why Young Men Don't Like Democrats and it has some very striking data. I'll front load this for you. All references are available. Link in the description. Conservatives and particularly conservative males are far more well adjusted mentally than their liberal counterparts. It's not really a fact that can be in dispute now. It is incontrovertible. And I think you know this because you can trust your lying eyes and lying ears over the last eight years.
Josh Firestein
They're afraid. They're afraid.
Steven Crowder
I feel on the verge of crying.
Sam
When I was there, when he got.
Steven Crowder
Elected, I chose family.
Andrew Klavan
I chose women.
Steven Crowder
I chose America. You're afraid.
Andrew Klavan
Excuse me.
Steven Crowder
It's ma' am. We feel entitled to artificially inseminate a cow and when she gives birth, we steal her baby.
Andrew Klavan
My choice.
Steven Crowder
Even though her cries of anguish are unmistakable. Let the you terrorize it. Cry for a second.
Josh Firestein
Afraid.
Steven Crowder
You know, democracies are not defined by our bad days. We're defined by how we come back from bad days. It is made. The snowflakes are afraid. You piece of living garbage ass dumpster fire. Let's be honest, it was a terrible night last night. It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hardworking immigrants who make this country go ice.
Josh Firestein
What is that example? Immigration Customs Enforcement afraid of needles?
Steven Crowder
Donald J. Trump is now President of the United States. It's time for another edition, a special edition of leftist meltdown. You are going for the devil. And by the way, you can comment below. Which one historically has been your. Your favorite as far as the leftist meltdowns? I know pretty much everyone's gonna vote on Scream to the sky.
Josh Firestein
No, it's the Hillary tears at the concession speech.
Steven Crowder
Oh, yeah, that one was pretty good.
Josh Firestein
Wasn't really a meltdown so much as just lifestyle also.
Steven Crowder
It is ma' am. It's pretty classic.
Josh Firestein
That's pretty good too.
Steven Crowder
It is.
Andrew Klavan
Ma' am is good. My favorite is my body, my choice. Yeah, the big fat lady in the face.
Steven Crowder
It's just so silly. It's also tiresome but the good news is we're winning. You are winning, America is winning. And I don't just mean politically in your personal life, right? At the end of the day, if you can't point to results in your personal life, if your worldview, if your framework, if your ethics, if it doesn't make your life and the life of those around you any better, it is of no value. And if your worldview, if your ethics makes your life and makes the lives of those around you worse, that means it's very likely evil. Does that make sense? So this comes from Nate Silver, some new data, and it's pretty striking. We look here at mental health by affiliation. It's been categorized, okay? And I believe that some of this, this is looking at multiple studies and some polling data. So mental health conservatives, 51% were listed as excellent, 39% as very good. Their mental health poor was 19%. Now we look at identified as liberal. Excellent, 20% very good, 26% poor, 45%. So it's much less than half of liberals identify themselves as being mentally well. And it's more than double who say that their mental health is poor. At least they know it. At least they know it. But the solution is going, it's not my fault.
Andrew Klavan
That's right.
Steven Crowder
It's the world's fault. But let me ask you this. Is every person who's answering is a conservative? Are they systematic oppressors and that's why they have better mental health? Is it the world's fault? Or maybe at a certain point, is it your fault? There's also another note here from Nate Silver. It says, so the young men that Democrats have trouble with aren't necessarily the ones who've been captured by the conservative manosphere or who are looking for a helping hand. Rather, it's those who report relatively high mental health and see Democrats as being too neurotic and perhaps constraining their opportunity to compete and reap the rewards of their work. Ah, in other words, the people who make up the backbone of a functioning society, right? At the end of the day, do you think society functions when it's a bunch of, a bunch of pansexual lesbian, queer women Zs with self reported awful mental health. Or do you think it's young men who say, yeah, I feel pretty good and I just want to be able to. I just want to be able to enjoy the fruits of my own labor who builds a strong society? We come to a certain point, right? We're at an impasse, okay? After whom do we want to model this, on whom do we want to base this going forward? And then when it comes specifically to what you about to say, I was.
Josh Firestein
Going to say, so I'm really interested in that because everybody on the left is saying, oh, it's the manosphere. This is the problem with these guys. They've been captured by this kind of far right, red pill, ish kind of crowd that is telling them these things. And really, there, it's one of the reasons that people are like, you know, Joe Rogan. You shouldn't listen to those guys. You shouldn't listen to these guys. It's like, guys you don't understand. Like, that's not what's happening right now. It's just that your message really sucks. Like, they won't do any kind of, like, mirror test at all and go, hey, yeah, how is this actually coming across to people? Like, what do people actually want in society? They're just going with that same line of, oh, it must be somebody else's fault that we're not getting through.
Andrew Klavan
That's another reason, too. You go tell them, hey, don't watch the Joe Rogan Show. Don't watch Steven Crowder show. Well, don't tell me what to do.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, well, also, you want me to.
Andrew Klavan
Vote for you so you can tell me what to do all the time and then hate me for being a man.
Steven Crowder
This shows you the Democrats need you to be miserable and poor. In other words, if I'm a Republican strategist, if I'm advising Donald Trump or whoever the next guy is, or it's fans, you go, okay, you need to make sure that people feel good, they feel stable, they feel hopeful, and. And they feel, if we're just talking about feelings, as though they can enjoy the fruits of their labor and that there's opportunity available to them. So we need to create that kind of an atmosphere. If you're advising a Democrat, you go, okay, you need to make them feel helpless. You need to make them feel dependent. You need to make them feel hopeless. Otherwise they won't vote for you. Here's one thing Silver gets wrong, though. That's if I'm an adviser, that is actually what. That is how I advise them.
Andrew Klavan
The Democrats always have to tell you there's a problem so they can give you a solution to fix it.
Steven Crowder
And it's never your fault. It's never your fault. Right, Right. So we accept meaning, conservative men accept the fault with. Right. The consequences of our actions. As long as that also means, okay, we are free to make our own decisions. And reap the rewards. We'll accept the fault. If we also are given the rewards, the left will say, no, no, it's never our fault, but we want equity in the outcome. And one thing that Silver gets wrong here, because I just think he's too myopic. He says the people being captured by the conservative manosphere, they are not being captured by the manosphere. These are not people who are looking for a helping hand. It's the people who report relatively high mental health and want to be able to reap the rewards of their work. Well, that is the manosphere. So the manosphere, here's the thing. Men looking for guidance where they go, okay, things aren't working. I want to better my life. Silver is equating manosphere with incels. A lot of the manosphere out there. And I don't agree with everyone out there, but there are a lot of people in manosphere saying, look, look, get fit, get healthy, be attractive. And that means be happy as well. Become successful in your endeavors. Don't focus on trying to chase after a woman. Don't focus on trying to chase clout. Better yourself, and you will reap the rewards. So he's actually wrong. The manosphere itself is not a place where a bunch of men are going, please help me. They're going, all right, give me some advice so I can do this on my own. And there is no. Here's Nate Silver kind of realizes this without realizing it. There is no such sphere for young women. And that is an issue. Feminism and what they now call intersectional feminism. It's not empowering. It strips young women of power. It tells you there's nothing you can do and none of it's your fault. Well, what do you think that does to your mental health? And that brings us to the sex breakdown here on the mental health. Gen Z men reported their mental health is good, 38% Gen Z women, only 21%. And here's a very, very alarming stat. The use of SSRIs sharply, sharply, dramatically increased among Gen Z girls during COVID So during COVID the use of these psychotropic drugs, SSRIs, and by the way, some people use them. I'm not getting into that discussion right now. I'm just talking about the mental health outcomes during COVID Gen Z men, the usage stayed flat, didn't change. Statistically insignificant for girls during that period age 12 to 17, it went up 129.6%.
Josh Firestein
Wow.
Steven Crowder
For the women ages 18 and 25, it still went up 56.5%. This is as close as you get to a controlled study, folks. Gen Z men were facing the same problems during COVID as Gen Z women. One group could handle it, one group could not. I'll tell you what that is. That's reality hitting people in the face and one group not being able to deal with it. Because feminism and the left's dogmatic agenda strips young women of their self reliance, of their autonomy, of their confidence.
Josh Firestein
Confidence? Yeah.
Steven Crowder
You tell a girl she's perfect. You tell a young girl you're perfect. Hey, men are coming after your rights. It's their fault. Hey, you're not doing anything wrong. The world owes you a favor. And then all of a sudden Covid happens and you're no better off than the guys who are figuring a way around it. Pop a pill, you're not going to look inward. The men looked inward. Young girls popped a pill. Do we want those results? Comes down to this. Some people say, why are you being hard? Do we want those results or can we do better? Well, we did do better. This idea that women back in the day were all on Xanax and Mama's Little Helper, it's not even close to today. They use that as the lie to push the agenda of today. And now you have girls age 12 to 17. They're using the drugs at a rate the increase 120, 130%.
Josh Firestein
That's sad.
Andrew Klavan
It is sad. These are children.
Josh Firestein
Yeah, it's terribly sad. Like you want that trend to reverse. This is about making sure that that goes the opposite direction. Like it decreases by 100%. Whatever it is, whatever the number is. 80%, that's what I want.
Andrew Klavan
If you're a pharmaceutical company, well, does the brain have a prime period of years for growth and for development?
Steven Crowder
Well, your synapses are not fully. Basically they haven't fully formed until about 25. And so I think cognitively we're at our best between probably the ages of 25 and probably 35.
Andrew Klavan
So this is before they're even at the cognitive best that they're pushing SSRIs on 12, 13, 14 year old girls.
Steven Crowder
And then you look at the Youth vote in 2024, Gen Z men, again, way better. Mental health, SSRI. You stayed flat. They voted for Trump by 14 points on average. Gen Z women, Kamala by 17 points. Gen Z non binary, Kamala by plus 69 points. Where by the way, we know that we have an attempted suicide rate that exists nowhere else in the history of the industrialized world, including Jews from Auschwitz. And American slaves. So whatever the left is doing, whatever the left is doing, it is catastrophic for young, particularly young women's mental health. You know how you see mental health improve for women? They get married. Mental health outcomes become a little bit better. I know you've been told that you're going to end up trapped in an abusive relationship. They have kids. Their mental health outcome becomes a little bit better. You know what else happens? They become more conservative. Plus Kamala, 17. And then it gets to be a wash if you take women who have a husband and children. So as conservatism goes up, mental health issues go down. In every study that we have available, there is a correlation. At what point do you deny the causation?
Andrew Klavan
You know, at one point I was pretty liberal myself.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Andrew Klavan
I gotta tell you, it is. It is depressing.
Steven Crowder
Really? What did you do about it?
Andrew Klavan
Well, I went to go see the office nurse. Body fixed me right up.
Steven Crowder
Oh, let's check your hoo ha.
Andrew Klavan
Hey, doc, I'm mezzy. I just needed something real quick.
Steven Crowder
I.
Andrew Klavan
I just, I've been feeling, I don't know, depressed lately.
Steven Crowder
Hair.
Andrew Klavan
Thanks.
Steven Crowder
Don't mention it. Let's check your hoo ha.
Josh Firestein
There goes that flintlock sponsor.
Steven Crowder
I don't know what's the most. Sorry, Gerald, I'm holding out for the pepper box revolver.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Andrew Klavan
Consolation. I missed.
Josh Firestein
That's good.
Andrew Klavan
Twas only but one shot.
Steven Crowder
And we're so glad you did. So glad that you did because you're here with us.
Andrew Klavan
Cut off my beer. That's what I hit.
Steven Crowder
Otherwise, what would we do without your pizza deliveries?
Andrew Klavan
You would go. You would go hungry.
Steven Crowder
Uber eats.
Andrew Klavan
Whoa, dude.
Steven Crowder
I'd find a way to ground this immigrants over me.
Andrew Klavan
Come on.
Steven Crowder
Here's the and genuine comment below. If you were someone who was left, who has transitioned to being more conservative, and if your mental health is doing better. And here's one thing you see, you always see the gaslighting from people like Keith Olman.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
For example, if you say, hey, I don't think that biological men should be competing in women's sports, they go, oh, are you triggered? No, I'm making fun of it and I think it's silly. It doesn't really affect me. Honestly, I don't really have a dog in the fight. I'm just pointing out the absurdity of it.
Andrew Klavan
Well, that's the first thing to go to. Because that's how they feel.
Steven Crowder
Exactly.
Andrew Klavan
That's how they feel. Living in Seattle for so long, being pretty left on a lot of things. I. That's how I felt all the time. I was like, oh, I better, better not say this, I better not say that. But now I'm like, why did I ever, why was I ever scared to call that guy gay?
Steven Crowder
Because you were surrounded by a mob of people who told you it was wrong.
Andrew Klavan
He was being gay. Still is.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Hey, you know, sometimes you got to call a gay a gay and it's being it. But they do this and try and say, see? So you're triggered. Well, okay, but now we have the numbers. In other words, someone can go, hey, you guys live in Clown World. This is insane. Oh, you have mental health issues? No, I feel pretty good. I'm just pointing out the stupidity. Whereas you, the ones perpetuating Clown world, are miserable. So again, if we're going to look at the objective results, what kind of parameters do we want to set? Do we want people to be more mentally fit? Okay, let's encourage families. Let's encourage people to be more self reliant. Let's encourage individual liberty. Let's encourage what we all know as conservatism because those folks are less likely to kill themselves and more likely to be great neighbors. And here's the thing, we see more objective bad polling for Democrats right now and they can't stop stepping on their own fake dicks. Now, the media will try and make it seem, this is the gaslighting, right. It's always projection. They try and make it seem like Trump and your support is cratering.
Josh Firestein
But as we approach the end of Trump's first hundred days, it seems he.
Andrew Klavan
Was pretty quick to squander whatever goodwill he came in with. Donald Trump is unpopular.
Steven Crowder
He is immensely vulnerable.
Andrew Klavan
Trump is deeply corrupt.
Steven Crowder
Trump actually is the most notes in class president at this point of a presidency in American history.
Josh Firestein
Republicans seem to like, they don't want to defend some of the things that President Trump wants to do are the unpopular things.
Steven Crowder
Okay, Corbin Poo.
Andrew Klavan
So, yeah, sometimes you don't want to defend everything that a president does.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly.
Andrew Klavan
Because we're not, we don't blind, we don't follow blindly.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Andrew Klavan
That's not what this is about.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. And by the way, conservatives, Republicans can be like, yeah, you know, I don't necessarily love him personally. What do you think about the direction of the country? Oh, I think we're going the right direction. First time in modern history, Americans as a majority believe we're going in the right direction. We're headed in the right direction. Well, here's some new polling data from CNN that says, I know you Guys want to win your popularity contest and you want to make sure that we don't sit at the cool kids table. But maybe Democrats may want to start taking a look at themselves as to why they suck.
Andrew Klavan
This is how Americans sort of see the parties. Which party is better described as the party with strong leaders? Look at this.
Steven Crowder
Wow.
Andrew Klavan
16% of Americans say Democrats. 40% say that of the Republican Party. Lots of Americans say neither of these qualities apply to either party. But look at how much worse off the Democrats are. A party that gets things done. Only 19% of Americans say that about the Democrats. 36% say it about the Republicans, Democrats and Democratic leaners leaders. 32% say Democrats are the party with strong leaders. I mean, of their own kind.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Andrew Klavan
82% of Republican. Republican leaders say that about the GOP. Only 41% of Democrats say they're the party that gets things done of their own kind. And I will just say 51% manu. A majority of Democratic and Democratic leaners say neither party gets the party that gets things done. Attribute. Imagine that is the whole. That's the project the Democrats are working on.
Josh Firestein
Can you bring up that last frame for me?
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Josh Firestein
So he's saying that this is among Democrats and people who lean left. The very bottom one is shocking. This is why party of the middle class, even amongst their own kind, they say Republicans are more the party of the middle class.
Andrew Klavan
No, this is. This is amongst their own kind. Left amongst their own kind. Right. So 67% of Democrats say that they. That they are the party of the middle class. And 71% Republicans say they are part.
Steven Crowder
Of the middle class.
Andrew Klavan
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
In other words, more Republicans view themselves as a party middle class than even Democrats. But the point remains also, by the way, same thing. Party of change. Fewer Democrats believe they are the part. It was literally the one word campaign slogan for the last successful guy you had. And by the way, changed everything. More change came with Barack Obama than any president in modern history. As far as the weaponizing of our judicial system, as far as the spending, as far as overhauling the health care system with irreparable consequences. So. So now fewer people on the left view themselves as the party of change than people on the right. But they want you to focus on, hey, Donald Trump's not popular, we don't care. You're depressed and feckless.
Andrew Klavan
You've been saying that to America since 2015. Yeah, Donald Trump's not popular.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, you're depressed.
Josh Firestein
I'll give you time and a rope.
Steven Crowder
Yes, exactly.
Andrew Klavan
Sorry, I have To.
Josh Firestein
No, no, no, no.
Steven Crowder
But see, here's the thing.
Josh Firestein
Did I get it wrong? Research.
Steven Crowder
He can handle it. Because of the mental fortitude that comes with conservatism. Exactly. And being an Aryan.
Josh Firestein
That's true as well.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Andrew Klavan
Chad was calling for your admonishment.
Josh Firestein
No, no, no, that's fine.
Steven Crowder
Thank you.
Andrew Klavan
Chad calling for your head.
Josh Firestein
Trying to read that because I thought he led that off saying these are Democrats. Because that was a new set of numbers that came on the screen. It wasn't like the set of numbers that we had just talked about. So I was just thinking like, oh, okay.
Andrew Klavan
Yeah, the first one was the whole survey. Yeah, the whole survey. And then it was if you think left and if you think right. And then the next one was the left column was left talking about themselves. Right column talking about themselves.
Steven Crowder
Well, and by the way, we're going to continue talking. We're going to. With the theme of the big lie here. And the big lie is that is the gender lie that we've seen, the feminism lie. And we're trying to present an actual alternative. So we're going to continue talking about this. Get to the ballerina trailer in just a second. But if you're not a Rumble Premium member, click that button right there. Join up. It's $99 a year. You get the wonderful hand etched mug. Mug club is Rumble Premium. Rumble Premium is mug club. Or try it for $9.99 a month. If you don't. Hey, if you don't want to join, you get to continue. You watch Tim Pool and then Jeremy at the quartering right after that all the way through 7pm for free. But the free content goes away because we don't have any US Aid grants. I want to.
Josh Firestein
By the way, Andrew's show and Nick's show moving to that time will start on Monday. This next. That'll start on next starts on Monday. So if you look for it today, you won't see it.
Andrew Klavan
That's exciting. When is my new show, Two camels, one hump start.
Steven Crowder
Well, that starts along with the rerunning of Greenwald sex tape.
Andrew Klavan
Okay. Oh, okay. That's not special.
Steven Crowder
Code name of the male prostitute, the camel.
Josh Firestein
The context was needed on that one, wasn't it?
Andrew Klavan
They call me the spittoon.
Josh Firestein
I don't think Glenn was the one.
Steven Crowder
Albie camel, you be little spittoon. Don't watch it. Don't watch it. Don't watch it. But don't worry. Hey, the gay lifestyle is just like yours. You often have male prostitutes come over and spit on the floor in front of your meth pipe.
Josh Firestein
All right. Meth pipes. Yes. That's.
Andrew Klavan
Hey, it's not my meth pipe. It's there. Yeah, it's for aesthetic.
Josh Firestein
He didn't say it wasn't his.
Steven Crowder
So the big. And I do want the big lie. This is what also hurts when you look at 130% increase in SSRI use. I think a big reason is because we have sold. We have fed young women a lie. And this lie absolves a lot of young women of accountability. It's the men's fault, right now. We just did it yesterday with Tommy Lorenzo. There are no good guys. Hold on a second. 130% increase in SSRIs. You are several times more likely to be having a major depressive episode and be taking drugs. And I don't know if you know this, but a lot of men would see that as a red flag. They don't think that that makes you a good prospect. But I get it. It's their fault. It's their fault. It's their fault. And we try and empower young women. This is what feminism has done. Empower them with a lie while stripping them of the truth. What do I mean? Empowering young women with the lie that you can be just as good at being masculine while stripping them of the truth. Hey, there is actually inherent value that makes you unique in femininity. It just may not be what society has praised. I'll give you an example, my lady. I have these flowers put in three days tops. The rabbits ate all of them.
Josh Firestein
Oh, they do.
Steven Crowder
The little warranty. Yeah, exactly. So you know what my solution was as a guy was like, well, I guess we just won't have flowers. My backyard looks like a desert. She got all kinds of these beautiful fake flowers. And it looks like, okay, I don't know, something about pollinators and an insecticide to keep them away. And now it looks like the Secret Garden without the kid in the wheelchair. Well, that's true. And I never would have thought it.
Josh Firestein
You can hire one.
Steven Crowder
My solution was like, that's something that is unique. Women see the world in a different way, and there's beauty in the actual feminine lens. But that's not how we empower young women. Saying, hey, you're nurturing, you're mothering. You can be a great peacemaker, which paves the way for the generation, the one that you raise, to now have stable, functioning households of their own. Instead, young women are force fed the lie that you can be just as Good as men at being men. And it's not. And that's why young women are depressed. Here's a list of female led action movies and shows that of course didn't do all that well. They say, hey, let's just, let's just replace guys with a woman. So you had, remember, you had Atomic Blonde, you had Lucy, you had the reboot of Charlie's Angels, you had the Woman King, and then you had, oh, this is another one. I want to use this example really quickly. They also just replaced male characters with Ghostbusters, Ocean's 8, Indiana Jones, Star wars, female Thor, female Silver Surfer. They go, hey, let's empower women by just saying we'll take out the guys and put the woman in. In a male role. One of my favorites. Before we get to the ballerina, you know, John Wick with a chick is how strong this beautiful, brave young lesbian is in the Last of us. Don't pull your punches. Full grown male.
Andrew Klavan
Boo.
Steven Crowder
Mother.
Josh Firestein
First of all, okay means stop.
Andrew Klavan
Sorry, I was in the moment.
Josh Firestein
Second, you can't. Boom, mother. People who land a first hit on you square in the face, by the way.
Steven Crowder
Well, I can obviously take a punch, so here it comes. Hard. By the way, I pulled it.
Andrew Klavan
You pulled it?
Josh Firestein
Yeah, he pulled it.
Steven Crowder
Why?
Josh Firestein
Because I told him to.
Steven Crowder
Why?
Josh Firestein
Otherwise he would have knocked you out. And I don't want to have to explain that to Joel.
Steven Crowder
Don't do that again.
Josh Firestein
Okay.
Steven Crowder
I should have closed in faster on that one. But the rest was good.
Josh Firestein
The rest was good.
Steven Crowder
Don't do that again. Never pull your punches. Full grown man. Which led to the spin off titled no, really, that was the Last of Us. That's exactly what happened in a post apocalyptic and sex life. The reason he pulled it is because you are the literal size of a pigeon.
Andrew Klavan
The face to match.
Steven Crowder
Do you understand?
Josh Firestein
Caved her face in.
Steven Crowder
Like, do you think this is empowering young women? It's like, yeah, hey, an entire room, by the way, of writers thought, yeah, this is gonna be a really badass line for a 92 pound woman versus a semi professional MMA fighter. Yeah, yeah, we're really going to empower now. What do you think happens? This is a very physical example. Okay. What do you think happens if that young girl goes, don't pull the punches. And now she realizes, well, she can never train again because every time he hits her, she's knocked out. And now she has CTE and she's not as tough as she thought she was. She was told that she was tough and it was A whole world that needed to change. She could be just as good as the man realizes. Oh, wait, that's not true. And that leads to depression because you've been living a lie. We actually have footage of what it looks like when they don't quote, pull punches. Well, I can change that in a hurry.
Andrew Klavan
What is it? What's wrong, sister?
Steven Crowder
Sweet dreams. And that means it's time for the latest Hollywood minute. So, like we said, in a long line of replacing dudes with women and hoping that it works like Ghostbusters, Ocean's 8, female Thor, female Silver Surfer. Although I will say they do occasionally gender swap the other way. Like they did with the Powerpuff Z's.
Josh Firestein
Confidence drive and feminine cry.
Andrew Klavan
These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But Professor Deutonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction chromosome xy. Thus, the Sourmuff Girls were born. Wheels. Gerald.
Steven Crowder
Butch.
Andrew Klavan
We're here to kick some butt.
Josh Firestein
How dare you.
Steven Crowder
Well, that wouldn't work. That one.
Andrew Klavan
What happened?
Josh Firestein
What do you mean?
Andrew Klavan
What? I don't know what you're talking about.
Steven Crowder
But the exception doesn't prove the rule. That one worked, the others didn't. And so I'm sure this will do better than most people maybe think. Because John Wick is a franchise that people really like. It's fun. It's a fun action series. But there now is a new installment in the universe again, empowering women as though they can out men. The men with the late. I believe it's Ballerina. And it's. It's John Wick. It's John Wick with a chick. So it's John Wick, but worse. Let's watch. You should think of fire.
Andrew Klavan
Shoot, shoot.
Steven Crowder
I know your pain. Okay, pause, pause. I'm sorry, I can't. I can't. So the bag. You could have that woman. And by the way, very cute lady. Very beautiful lady. Anna de Armas. Do that to Gerald or me or Josh. Full wine.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Unprotected in the ribcage and you would not be able to discern our performance moving forward. There would be zero effect on it because of how little it would do damage. Exactly what she just did there. Like, I'm willing to bet, though, that it's going to be very effective against hordes of trained killers. But I don't know. Let's see. This isn't done. Sure.
Josh Firestein
So do they.
Andrew Klavan
Oh, you butchered himself.
Steven Crowder
When you think of me, you should think of fire. Huh? Huh?
Andrew Klavan
Those people that you're looking for, the surrounding this whole hotel right now. Risen from the ashes again and again.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, well, the mistake was that guy was a man.
Andrew Klavan
You are chosen.
Steven Crowder
No, I chose this.
Andrew Klavan
Consequences. Risen from the ashes again and again.
Steven Crowder
That's pretty cool. Just man after man after man. It's a good thing that guy waited. When you think of me, you should think of fire. Wait, they said that already?
Andrew Klavan
Yeah, three times.
Steven Crowder
It's a commercial. You gotta say it three times. Like, call the general, save some time.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Andrew Klavan
Oh, when you think of me, think of getting fired.
Steven Crowder
Yes. As she would be from any elite squad.
Josh Firestein
Yeah, this is just chicks with wicks.
Steven Crowder
Look, here's like, maybe the movie is good. Here's the thing. Maybe the movie is good, but it's going to be less good than if it was a man. Because men are better at beating up men than women. You don't like. Why empower women by being like, they're just as tough as the guys, but they're not, though. They're not. Is not even close. You're not. Do you realize you could have her do that? You could have her throw that hook and like I said, none of. On the flip side, if Gerald or I wound up through, you could tell her, lock your arm down to protect. At least three ribs would be blown out. Even with complete protection, she would go across the room just like the pigeon girl from the last month. Don't pull punches. You pray to whatever deity it is that you worship that we do.
Josh Firestein
Your face is going to be uglier after this.
Steven Crowder
Even smaller. A lot of women don't, but some women do. Some women do. And what do you think happens when reality hits them in the face? What do you think happens when you have women who've been put in stem fields who had no business being there? When you have women who've been ushered into roles they are not qualified to fulfill and they start failing? Well, we see what happens with affirmative action and people fall behind it. We see what happens when you try and empower people. People by feeding them a lie. And in this case, it's just really silly. It would be immediate rape.
Andrew Klavan
Do they have that Russian guy from the first one who was like, you fucked with the boogeyman. Do they have him going like, you fucked with the scary dancer?
Josh Firestein
Yes, the ballerina will get you.
Andrew Klavan
The ballerina, huh? Shield them with a fucking mechanical pencil.
Steven Crowder
Yes, yes, the ballerina can do the splits. You don't understand. Well, how does that affect me? It looks really cool.
Josh Firestein
And something involving fire, I think.
Steven Crowder
I think she is a flamethrower. She might be friends with Elon Musk or something.
Josh Firestein
It's crazy.
Steven Crowder
Just to give you an idea how silly it is, let me show you how silly it is. Like, you ever been to a haunted house?
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Well, you know, we're going to continue with this. You guys will continue watching Tim Pool, but you've been to a haunted house. The next day when they turn the lights on, you're like, oh, my gosh, it's all Styrofoam.
Josh Firestein
Yes.
Steven Crowder
And beach juice. Well, that's kind of how you feel when you watch beautiful, brave Anna De Armas training with Keanu reeves, who's, like, 60 and has to hold her up.
Podcast Summary: "Louder with Crowder"
Episode Title: Leftists Are Massively Depressed: What Makes Being a Conservative so Much More Enjoyable
Host: Steven Crowder
Release Date: June 3, 2025
In this episode of Louder with Crowder, host Steven Crowder delves into the contrasting mental health statistics between left-leaning individuals, particularly young women, and their conservative counterparts. The central thesis revolves around the claim that conservative values foster greater mental well-being compared to progressive ideologies, which Crowder argues contribute to higher rates of depression and instability among young Democrats.
Crowder begins by welcoming the audience to the new Rumble lineup, highlighting the addition of various alternative media shows and hosts, including Graham Allen’s Dear America, Andrew Wilson’s The Extravaganza, and Nick DePaolo’s show. He emphasizes Rumble as a hub for free speech and politically diverse content, encouraging listeners to transition seamlessly without changing channels.
Notable Quote:
"We now have Graham Allen. His show Dear America at 9am is going to lead into Vince."
(00:00)
A humorous exchange unfolds between Crowder and guest Andrew Klavan, centered on the debate between Christmas and Hanukkah. Their playful banter showcases Crowder's typical irreverent style, blending satire with cultural commentary.
Notable Quote:
Crowder: "Christmas is great."
(03:53)
Klavan: "Hanukkah blows."
(03:56)
Crowder introduces the episode's main theme: the significant disparity in mental health between liberals and conservatives. Referencing a meta-analysis by Nate Silver, he asserts that young Democrats, especially women, exhibit higher rates of depression and instability compared to conservative males.
Notable Quote:
"Democrats, particularly young Democrats, are significantly more depressed and unstable than their conservative counterparts."
(06:38)
The discussion shifts to affirmative action in higher education. Crowder critiques the practice, arguing that it compromises academic standards and favors diversity over meritocracy. He uses a fictional example of a student with high GPA and SAT scores being rejected from Harvard to illustrate his point.
Notable Quote:
"She has no business being at Harvard. This is the result of equity."
(11:00)
Crowder cites data showing a dramatic increase in SSRI (Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors) usage among Gen Z females during the COVID-19 pandemic, attributing this rise to the societal pressures and lack of accountability promoted by progressive ideologies.
Notable Quote:
"SSRI usage increased by 129.6% for girls aged 12 to 17 during COVID."
(39:20)
The host argues that progressive values, such as intersectional feminism and the de-emphasis on personal responsibility, contribute to the mental health crisis among young liberals. He contrasts this with conservative values that promote self-reliance and accountability, which he claims lead to better mental health outcomes.
Notable Quote:
"If you bombard a generation of people with the idea that nothing is ever their fault, it's always society's fault, you end up with a mental health epidemic."
(28:45)
Crowder addresses the viral video depicting immigrants being deported to Honduras, critiquing the left's approach to immigration. He challenges the Democratic National Committee to reconsider its stance, arguing that indiscriminate empathy without context undermines law and order.
Notable Quote:
"If you feel empathy in this video, you say, oh, we have to let these folks stay, well then you have to let everybody else in."
(19:13)
Crowder transitions to Hollywood, criticizing the trend of replacing male characters with female counterparts in action franchises. He argues that these changes undermine the integrity of the originals and fail to genuinely empower women, instead portraying them as less capable.
Notable Quote:
"John Wick with a chick is how strong this beautiful, brave young lesbian is."
(54:03)
In a satirical segment, Crowder mockingly reviews the fictional film Ballerina, highlighting perceived flaws in female-led action roles. This skit serves to reinforce his stance on gender representation in media.
Notable Quote:
"It's John Wick, but worse."
(60:04)
Crowder champions conservatism as a framework that fosters mental well-being, stability, and societal progress. He contrasts this with progressive ideologies, which he claims promote dependency and undermine personal accountability.
Notable Quote:
"Conservatism ... accept the fault with the consequences of our actions."
(36:51)
The host references Nate Silver's analysis indicating that mental health issues deter young men from supporting Democrats, positioning conservative males as the backbone of a functioning society due to their higher self-reported mental well-being.
Notable Quote:
"Conservatives and particularly conservative males are far more well adjusted mentally than their liberal counterparts."
(30:19)
Crowder wraps up the episode by reiterating the detrimental effects of progressive ideologies on young women's mental health and societal stability. He emphasizes the importance of conservative values in fostering a resilient and prosperous society. The episode concludes with a promotion of Rumble Premium memberships and teasers for upcoming segments.
Notable Quote:
"If your worldview, if your ethics makes your life and makes the lives of those around you worse, that means it's very likely evil."
(47:00)
Disclaimer: This summary encapsulates the viewpoints expressed in the podcast episode and aims to provide an objective overview. The opinions and assertions made by the host and guests reflect their perspectives and do not necessarily represent factual consensus.