Pay Attention to What Islam Is Doing In Texas

Summary

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Louder with Crowder: "Pay Attention to What Islam Is Doing In Texas"

Date: May 7, 2026
Host: Steven Crowder
Main Theme:
Critical examination of recent developments related to Islam in Texas, broader critiques of progressive policies, the left’s approach to immigration and cultural influence, and commentary on the state of women’s self-help/advice podcast spaces.

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Episode Overview

Steven Crowder and his panel delve into a variety of political and cultural topics, focusing heavily on:

• Alleged rise of Islamic influence in Texas and a controversial “Muslims Only” water park event
• A broader critique of progressive policies, especially on immigration, voting rights for non-citizens, and homelessness
• A scathing segment on trends in women’s advice podcasts (with a focus on “Call Her Daddy”)
• Discussion on civic engagement, political discourse, and perceived threats to Western values

The tone throughout is irreverent, confrontational, and laced with dark humor and sarcasm.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The “Muslims Only” Water Park Event in Texas

[37:21–45:00]

• Context: An event at a Grand Prairie, Texas water park was initially advertised as “for Muslims only.” This caught public and gubernatorial attention.
• Governor Abbott’s Response: Abbott declared such an event at a public facility was unconstitutional religious discrimination. He threatened to pull $530,000 in state grants unless the event was canceled, citing new Texas law (HB 4211) banning "Muslim-only no-go zones."
  • Quote (Crowder, 39:08): “A city owned water park in Grand Prairie openly advertised a Muslims-only event closed to the general public. That’s religious discrimination. It’s unconstitutional.”
• Crowder’s View: He lauds Abbott's decisive action, contrasts GOP and Democrat approaches, and frames the issue as part of a greater cultural and religious conflict threatening “Western values.”
  • Quote (Crowder, 43:52): "Islam bad. Okay. Please be clear with this: Islam—Western, it’s incompatible. The Quran is incompatible with the Constitution."
• Critique of Event Organizer: Crowder casts suspicion on Dr. Amina Knight, the event organizer, implying a pattern of Islamic attempts to "subvert" American society.

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2. Voting Rights, Immigration, and Left-Right Polarization

[21:17–37:18]

• Non-Citizen Voting: Discussion of the LA mayoral debate and open support on the left for non-citizen voting in local elections.
  • Quote (Crowder, 24:53): “Should people who are not citizens of the United States vote in American elections?”
• Left/Right Worldview Divide: Crowder argues Democrats want “open borders,” non-citizen voting, and to shift the country towards Marxism and socialism; he sees no possibility for unity or compromise.
  • Quote (Crowder, 21:17): “If you remain unconvinced as to the fact that there is no uniting with the left...they clearly want to replace you, that they want to destroy your culture, that they hate America.”
• National Popular Vote Concerns: Crowder highlights efforts to create a ‘national popular vote’ compact as a direct threat to the electoral college and U.S. sovereignty.

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3. Critique of Postmodern Art and Cultural Institutions

[10:55–18:14]

• Absurd Art Installations: Panel riffs on a news story about an artist’s urine-filled tank exhibit, mocking its pretensions and drawing parallels to left-leaning academia.
• Philosophy on Art’s Purpose: Crowder laments “self-righteous” postmodern art and positions it as a symptom of cultural decay.
  • Quote (Crowder, 13:23): “These same people are teaching your kids. These same people are professors. You can’t find any daylight between the professors at Harvard...and this lady nakedly hitting a bell.”
• Political Parallel: Artists and academics are accused of holding powerful institutional positions that, in the hosts’ view, push leftist dogma.

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4. Women’s Self-Help/Advice Podcasts Skewered ("Call Her Daddy" Segment)

[48:09–71:48]

• Attack on Popular Female Advice Shows: Crowder goes on a detailed, derisive rant about the current landscape of women’s self-help podcasting, especially “Call Her Daddy.”
• Claims: Such podcasts, according to Crowder, encourage behaviors and values directly opposed to Christian and traditional virtues (“modesty,” “virtue,” “service”).
• Cultural Impact: Concerns raised that young women’s mental health and relationship prospects are worsened by the advice spread via these shows.
  • Quote (Crowder, 48:54): “All content...directed at women from women is bad. Really bad. And I mean corrosive. I mean soul-destroyingly bad.”
  • Quote (Crowder, 55:47): "Let’s think about this. And people will make fun of it. Oh, you old prude...it’s probably not a good idea to masturbate all that often."
• Critiques of Podcast Guests:
  • Comments on bizarre behaviors (like collecting teeth, carrying around a placenta, and ritualistic practices by show guests).
  • Strong criticism of advice encouraging promiscuity, new age spirituality, and narcissism.

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5. Homelessness and Drug Policy

[29:59–35:13]

• LA Mayoral Debate Reactions: Critiques the left’s approach to homelessness, arguing that leniency and unlimited support only exacerbate addiction and mental illness problems.
• Drug Legalization Policy: Mocks commonly cited international examples of successful drug decriminalization, arguing such policies mask deeper public health and societal costs.
  • Quote (Crowder, 32:33): “Turns out if you make it acceptable to engage in degenerate harmful behavior, you get more of that.”

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6. Broader Critiques of Leftist Politics and Western Decline

[Throughout]

• Accusations of Cultural Subversion: Persistent theme that progressive elites (“the left,” Democrats, academia) aim to fundamentally reorder or destroy traditional American and Christian culture—notably via partnership with Islamic groups.
  • Quote (Crowder, 37:21): “Why would the left want more Muslims here?...Because you’re white and you’re Christian, therefore you’re the oppressor.”
• Warning to Listeners: Reiterates position that, as a Christian, Catholic, Protestant, or even “practicing Muslim,” “you are precluded from voting Democrat,” framing the left as antithetical to American identity.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Islam in Texas:
  • “It is not okay to hand our country over to the Islamists who want to subvert this country. They don’t want America to be America. They want it to be like Islamic countries.” (Crowder, 44:20)
• On Women’s Advice Podcasts:
  • “Every piece of advice that you would give to young women from a Christian perspective...the advice space created by women, directed at women, says the opposite. Always.” (Crowder, 48:54)
• On Non-Citizen Voting:
  • “Let me make really clear to you what the left views as the qualifications to vote in the United States...Are you within these geographical lines? You should be able to determine the future of this country. That’s what they believe.” (Crowder, 25:05)
• Art Mockery:
  • “She also has hung other artists from meat hooks, had live sex. I mean, at what point do we just say this is a fetish?” (Crowder, 16:17)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Time | Segment / Topic | |-----------|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 07:58 | Nick Fuentes debate, preview of differing right-wing factions | | 10:55 | Postmodern art, the Venice “SeaWorld” urine exhibit | | 21:17 | Threats to Western civilization: Islam vs. The Left | | 24:53 | LA mayoral debate: Should non-citizens vote? | | 29:59 | Homelessness policy and LA debate continued | | 37:21 | Islamic event at Texas water park, Governor Abbott’s intervention | | 43:52 | Direct summation: “Islam bad. Okay. Please be clear with this: Islam...is incompatible.”| | 48:09 | Critique of women’s advice podcast space (“Call Her Daddy” focus) | | 55:47 | Masturbation, gratitude meditation, and commentary on sexual advice | | 58:09 | Kesha’s “collect human teeth” comments | | 59:02 | “Carrying around placenta” and ritual commentary | | 65:39 | Charlize Theron, sex, intimacy, and “ick” talk | | 69:58 | On narcissistic boyfriends and misuse of the term “narcissist” |

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Recurring Language and Tone

• Sarcastic, deeply irreverent, bordering on crass: Blending mockery, outrage, and “politically incorrect” humor.
• Frequent use of hyperbole and strawman arguments: Especially when describing leftist positions or women’s advice podcasts.
• Perpetual skepticism toward left-wing narratives: Insistence that listeners should verify facts provided via show notes.

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Final Thoughts

For those who haven’t listened:
This episode serves as a dense, provocative critique of both recent events involving Islam in Texas and broader progressive cultural shifts, delivered through Crowder’s blunt, confrontational style. The central theme is a warning against accommodation of Islamic practices in public American life, coupled with a broadside against what he sees as leftist cultural decay, both in governmental policy and popular self-help media.

Crowder frames Texas’s response as a canary-in-the-coal-mine moment for Western values in the U.S., drawing strong battle lines between conservative and progressive worldviews across a wide range of policy and cultural issues.

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Transcript

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[B]

Hey, Tim. My bad. Just, you know, come to. Come to me.

[C]

Yeah. Thank you.

[B]

Steven will be back in the studio in just a second. He's actually running around trying to find Nick. I have. No, it's not. I didn't do it.

[C]

Steven will be in here.

[D]

I have to admonish you for Steven not being here.

[B]

That's not my fault. He's trying to find Nick for some unknown godforsaken reason. But we do have a fun show for you today. So welcome to the Rumble lineup live. We're gonna let illegals vote, I guess is what California is saying, especially in their latest mayoral debate for that hellhole. I guess it's just gonna be possible for everybody to vote in any election that they see fit. Also, Greg Abbott finally gets on it with Islam in Texas. Let's hope he's actually gonna be effective and put some things in place to protect because Texas is quickly becoming another Islamabad and we do not want that. I hate to say this last part because women. You gotta find a better top podcast in your space right now with the latest installment of Call Me Daddy. It's called her Daddy. Whatever.

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Clip it.

[C]

Yeah, Steven's version of that call.

[E]

Clip it.

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You will lose pieces of your soul all throughout this and you will think that the world is going to hell and you will probably be right. But hey, look, we're going to have some positive news for you on with the show, please.

[C]

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[B]

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[C]

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[D]

Sorry, my wife said we need to take a.

[C]

It's a prairie dog that's doing Something untoward.

[D]

Yeah, that's really funny. My wife said we need to take a break, so.

[B]

Sorry.

[D]

I'm not laughing a lot right now.

[C]

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[D]

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[F]

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[C]

You'd feel that. And she wouldn't be so disappointed.

[D]

No, that's not the problem. I am excellent in that department.

[C]

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[D]

What did you hear?

[C]

I heard frankly that you were an imprudent lover.

[D]

I don't even know what imprudent means, so that's not even possible.

[C]

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[D]

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Let me see that video.

[C]

And what?

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Let me see that video.

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Click Rumble Premium and join now for 99 annually or $9.99 a month to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content creators and free speec. That's what I know. I apologize. I was late.

[B]

You were trying to find Nick. Did you find him?

[C]

Which no, it's no Nick Fuentes.

[E]

So.

[C]

So just to be clear. Yeah, Nick Fuentes. We were going to have the debate tomorrow. He agree. I didn't realize that I actually had a medical appointment that I cannot miss. So hopefully we did try to reach out to him for today. I think it'll probably end up being Monday. And Nick, thank you for. Look, I reached out to him for it yet.

[B]

Do you guys know specifically what you're going to.

[C]

As far as I'm concerned, like this is very different. He is encouraging people to vote for Democrats. Yeah, I know. I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt. He said I'm a Democrat now. I'm a moderate non woke Democrat. But I think he just. I don't think he's a Democrat. Right, but I'm going to talk like he is. No, I just think it's a disagreement. Look, this is where we are in this country at this point. I think it's two very different approaches. Burn everything down and there needs to be a replacement or I think there have been some incremental wins and we can make more progress. You guys let me know. So we're gonna try and get that done early next week. And yeah. Oh, I was gonna say before you interrupted me, I. I did reach out to Megyn Kelly as well. No response. Yeah. You guys know the invitations have been sent out to Candace, to Tucker, to everyone. He's. He, he's the guy who shows up. Dave Smith did as well.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

Okay, so. And I can never hate someone who has the balls to show up. Yeah. We just disagree. It'll be a very different conversation than last time. Just in the sense that I think we're on far less common ground than we were. How are you, Captain Morgan?

[B]

Fantastic. Other than Tim admonishing me and screwing up the open, but yeah, I'm good.

[C]

How are you? I'm. Oh, thanks. I was saying. Yeah, he's homaging you because, well, you interrupted Steven also. I needed him to buy me time so I could spit out my gum.

[B]

That's true. Well, if you were faster at it.

[C]

Yeah. Just blame everyone else. It's time for the Call Me Daddy segment. It's time for the Call Me Call Her Daddy segment where it's just. Everyone else is a narcissist except for the woman who carries around her placenta and teeth.

[B]

Other people's teeth.

[C]

Not you. I just. I'm directing my anger at you because I have very unhealthy coping mechanisms. So I'm abusive toward you so that I don't hit a woman. I'd rather you just go for it. Did you tell them what we're talking about today? I did. You gave him the breakdown? I did.

[B]

That's.

[C]

When did you ask him the question of the day?

[B]

No, I left that one for you.

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[B]

Elliot's not in there.

[C]

She'll always be Ellen to me.

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She's not. She's not in the trailer.

[C]

I thought she was.

[D]

No, not in the day. Aren't in the trailer.

[C]

This is what happens when I'm late.

[D]

Definitely. Yeah. This is your fault. And we. But Gerald, that made you be late. So admonish him. But I know she is in the cast.

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[D]

Good.

[C]

Good.

[D]

I'm going to do some construction this weekend.

[C]

Good for you.

[D]

Got to make a video of it.

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Yeah.

[D]

Be very bad.

[C]

Well, you know what? If it's really bad, here's what you do. You call it art. This brings us to the first segment. Florentina Holsinger. Postmodern art is postmodern art. You all know. Well, she tried to bring attention to the role that water plays in our life. Okay? So think what I want you to picture in your mind's eye. All right? Art is meant to be a representation of water, its significance in our lives, perhaps our underappreciation therein. Well, here's her art exhibit, and it's exactly what you think.

[D]

Her PE Coach is going to be super proud. Where's the water?

[C]

I. I don't see the water and I. I don't.

[D]

Oh, there it is. Couple of jugs.

[C]

I don't see the water. I don't know her, but her face rings a bell.

[D]

Oh, very nice.

[C]

Oh, why are we censoring it?

[D]

Come on, guys.

[C]

It's a Hunchback of notre shame.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Jet ski.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I particularly love my artistic statements to include sea doos.

[B]

She's naked On a Jet Ski. What does that signify? Big fan of war.

[D]

I don't remember this part of Titanic.

[G]

I hope it sinks,

[B]

if there's any justice. That's why they didn't say that.

[D]

I don't see the problem. I'm aware now.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Before, I had no idea what role water played in my life.

[C]

No, it's opened my eyes.

[D]

I was like, what is this shit?

[C]

I also was unaware as to the pervasive nature of the patriarchy until she got in her snowmobile. Oh, yeah. Penis problem. Water freezes. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. That's crazy, dude. What museum? It's like a chart of evaporation, condensation, precipitation, and therefore enslaved men. Now, where do you see steam? Yeah, Way to stick it to us by being. Have you heard of trains? Look, here's the problem with postmodern art. And I get it, not everything has to be Transformers 4. But if your art, it's only of value to you, and if only you understand it, it is of no value. This idea that art is supposed to be whatever the artist wants it to be, it's actually not historically what art was meant to be. It was meant to be of value. It was meant to actually enhance the human condition. Look at all the beautiful art throughout history. And sometimes, you know, he's a bit of a flyer. Like, ah, Picasso. You put a penis where a nose used to be. Whatever it is. But I understand what you're kind of trying to say. I think this is now a self righteous circle jerk. And here's the thing. These same people are teaching your kids. These same people are professors. You can't find any daylight between the professors at Harvard, as we covered yesterday, and this lady nakedly hitting a bell, by the way. Post concussive syndrome. CTE is a real thing, sweetheart. Also, as part of the exhibit, people can contribute by peeing into portable toilets, which is added to this woman's tank after filtration. We're not animals.

[D]

Oh, she's just naked doing it. Ah, yeah, that's her thing.

[B]

What if somebody drops a deuce?

[C]

I know what you're thinking. Whose urine is it? We have the answer. Oh.

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Oh.

[C]

I used to hate AI. Now I love it. I used to hate AI. What are you talking about?

[D]

He didn't even look back at her.

[C]

No.

[D]

So disrespectful. That's art, Gerald.

[B]

Yeah, it was my contribution to art.

[C]

Hey, separate the art from the art. Piss. Let's show it one more time. She's in a tank. Of urine one more time. But she filters it. This is. This is the art exhibit. And I know, by the way, I know exactly if you're like me, I know exactly. You saw that, exactly what you wanted to do. Let's pee down in their holes.

[D]

Do you think that's chlorine or salt water?

[C]

It all ends up being chlorine. We've been through this saltwater pool. It's basically have a chlorine pump on hand. It's just. You're making.

[B]

We're going down the rabbit.

[C]

Okay, hold on. Exhibit's called SeaWorld Venice. Which, by the way, that's aptly named because a lot of people like, oh my gosh, Venice is so romantic. You are actually in the gondola. You're going through shit. It's sewage. It's sewage. It's romantic. If you have a clothespin, it smells like India. SeaWorld Venice. And it was subm. I guess to the Venice Biennial.

[B]

How do you call it?

[C]

Biennial. Biennial. Anyways, it's Austrian.

[B]

It's Austrian.

[C]

She also, the same artist has hung other artists from meat hooks, had live sex. I mean, at what point do we just say this is a fetish? It's like, okay, so let me see. You were hitting your head on a bell. All right, you went to little gymnasts for a while. Then you went on a sea doo in some kind of a water park and you stood on a pole. Then you had people pee into a tank and you had people have sex and be hung from meat hooks. Watch your back, Michelangelo. There's a new talent in town.

[D]

She's gonna paint the sex teen chapel.

[C]

How much piss to go now? I just like this scene. Here's the thing. At one point, it was silly because these people kind of lived off in the dark corners of society. But these people are in institutions of power now.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

I guarantee you. I guarantee you, if you were to line up every single primary contender for the DNC nomination and show them this exhibit, they would treat it seriously. Yes, yes.

[B]

These people are in institutions of power now. In the past, they used to just be in institutions.

[C]

That's exactly right.

[B]

That's exactly where we want to put them now.

[C]

That's exactly yeah.

[D]

They would tell us, we don't get it.

[C]

Yeah, you don't get it.

[D]

You don't get it. It's art.

[C]

Good.

[D]

And what is it art about? It's to show you how water is a part of our lives.

[C]

Uh huh.

[D]

Yeah, you're right. I don't get that.

[C]

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[D]

That was Seamless.

[C]

That's a once in a blue moon live read. And by the way, I do recommend them. Make it a part of your diversified portfolio. I don't have anything else to say about postmodern.

[B]

You sit in that chair for a reason. Days like today, it's what we know.

[C]

This is me without a net. Like Chris o' Donnell's parents. Damn, dude in Batman forever. Or Chris o' Donnell's partner in vertical limit. Don't do anything high up with Chris O'. Donnell. Or Chris ODonnell's dad, also in vertical limit. It's just the lesson.

[D]

Poor guy doesn't even have a fear of heights. No, he keeps going up there.

[C]

Like, do you think there's some. There's some fat cat producer. I don't know, like in Bruckheimer's, you know, giant tower. They're like, ah, we need someone to get killed while climbing something. Get me o' donnell on the phone.

[B]

No, wait a minute.

[C]

No, it's already been done.

[B]

His parents died in that Batman movie. How do we make it worse? I tell you, we'll make him cut the rope himself this time.

[D]

We're making a documentary about 9 11.

[C]

Call O'.

[E]

Donnell.

[C]

I want him on that 40 something

[B]

floor ready to jump.

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[C]

all right, let me tell you this. And this is something I'll be talking about with Nick Fuentes. And by the way, can you guys just hold it and be like, I don't want you to talk with someone who I don't. Anyone is welcome. I also invited the whore from onlyfans who lectured at Harvard. I invited. I invited the filthy whore from Harvard. Well, so I'm consistent Was seen at Harvard.

[B]

She's not Harvard horror.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's simple yet effective.

[D]

I guess she said no, thanks.

[C]

Yeah. She couldn't make it into a brown eye. No. I don't know. It's very competitive at mi tits. We can keep going. State Occidental. Damn.

[D]

This isn't even creative anal state.

[C]

That's not even creative penetration state. You penetration. You peg me now, my point is cow polyamorous. Let's separate it. I invited Megan Kelly. That one made sense.

[D]

That was a little clever.

[B]

The first one wasn't.

[C]

I have to apologize. I invited Tucker Carlson. Megan Kelly. Notre Dam. Sorry. Notre Dame. Notre Broads.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

All right, guys, I've got to go. We got to go on to how the left is destroying the country and they really are. And that's why I've invited everybody. You know, Megyn Kelly has switched on the Islam thing. I still think the greatest threat to Christianity and to humankind, the greatest evil perpetrated against Christianity, humankind is Islam. I still share that opinion. Yes. I think the greatest threat to the United States of America and Western civilization as we know it is the left. Because they are Marxists. I think we see that every single time they achieve any sort of power. As a matter of fact, there have been effectively no exceptions. And I will tell you this. If you remain unconvinced as to the fact that there is no uniting with the left, if you remain unconvinced as to the fact that they clearly want to replace you, that they want to destroy your culture, that they hate America, they are here and praise other countries as better than America. The reason they remain here is because they want to subvert America to make us like China, to make us like Cuba, to make us like Venezuela. How do I know? Because they said so. Now it's really clear. They're not even trying to hide it. Last night was the first Los Angeles mayoral debate and definitely calls for a golden state of crime,

[E]

California.

[C]

Now, I want you to keep in mind and we provide all the references link in the description as we do every. We stream every day, weekdays. Sorry, not Sunday, not Saturday and Sunday. Because we're not heathens, we're not animals. 11am Eastern. So I do recommend that you go and check the references because you shouldn't take my word for it. I want you to start off with there are two different worldviews. As long as we live under a system of universal suffrage, it's a two party system. That is what is going to happen. Okay, so you do have to pick the Best of the two platforms. And I've always said I will not just vote for all Republicans. People like Thune, if he was someone for me to. No, no, hard pass. But I am precluded from voting for Democrats. Why? Because I want America to continue to be. And Democrats do not. So that doesn't mean all Republicans. Yes, it definitely means all Democrats know. Does that make sense? Because there are two different platforms to which you subscribe. I want you to separate that from the results that we see because someone can campaign, and we see this with Donald Trump, where people blame him, for example, not being able to wave a magic wand and just declare something, a crime.

[B]

Right.

[C]

You can campaign on things that you believe and you may not be able to get them done due to gridlock or due to the limitation of powers. The debate is where you see very, very clearly different worldviews, and I would say, at least most importantly, the worldviews to which they need to cater. Conservatives need to run on a very conservative platform. The left used to have to run as more moderate than they would govern. That's changing now because their own people will cannibalize them. And there's far too large of a wing of the Democratic Party that would be, quote, unquote, radical. It's actually mainstream. Here's the simple question. So it's Spencer Pratt, Karen Bass, and the other broad. Should non citizens vote? That's pretty clear. Everyone here. Think of the answer in your head. Should people who are not citizens of the United States vote in American elections? Here are the answers.

[B]

So there's an LA council member. He wants voters to decide.

[C]

He is saying that non citizens, should they be allowed to vote in local elections?

[D]

Is this a yes or no, Mr. Pratt?

[I]

No, Mayor Bass.

[C]

Simple.

[I]

It depends. It's not a yes or no.

[C]

Depends on what?

[I]

Well, first of all, when you say non citizens, it doesn't mean they're here illegal. It doesn't mean they're undocumented. They could have green cards, they could be here. Perfectly legal. And there's a lot of states and cities that do that on very, very local elections. We have to see what the councilman is proposing.

[B]

Council member Bremen.

[C]

Yeah. I would say again, it does depend

[J]

in other places, school boards have non citizens, non citizens.

[C]

Mr. Fred, I have a question for you.

[D]

You told ABC News a few months ago, Ah, ah.

[C]

That's a fundamental difference in worldview. Yes. And this is when people say, oh, repeal the 19. It's not about women. I don't believe that everybody should get a vote. I don't believe that people who break the law, people who contribute nothing in taxes, people who draw from social welfare, I don't believe that they should have a same say in the system as those who pay taxes and follow the law. And of course that would come before non citizens voting. Let me make really clear to you what the left views as the qualifications to vote in the United States. Are you within latitude, longitude X and Y? Are you within these geographical lines? You should be able to determine the future of this country. That's what they believe. What do you think happens when they open up the border to another 12 or 20 million? This is why I'm not on board with voting Democrat. To teach Republicans a lesson, you cannot survive another 12 to 20 million. And now you guys can vote. Los Angeles alone, undocumented 950,000 and then documented noncitizens, meaning we know they are non citizens, another 250. So over a million. Those people want them to vote.

[B]

Yes, and notice what she didn't say. She didn't say an undocumented. And of course they won't vote. But people here, she wasn't, she wasn't delineating, she was dodging the question. Yeah, exactly what she was doing. Because of course she wants non citizens to be able to vote.

[C]

Right.

[B]

No matter what the reason.

[C]

Also, by the way, I've known people who are on visas and green cards. Guess what? They can't vote. Ah, that's how it should be. That's how it should be. Sorry, you may not know this, but at least 20 jurisdictions in the United States actually allow non citizens to vote in local elections. Yeah, they're the offenders that you would expect. Dc, Maryland, Vermont, San Francisco, different kind. Sometimes it's school boards, sometimes it's state legislature.

[D]

Now again, schools doing well, by the way.

[B]

Yeah, probably not.

[C]

I don't think so if they're public. No, schools are really doing all that.

[B]

Well, it's not federal until you're voting on how to use federal funds within your state.

[C]

Yeah, and this is by the way, federal. This is by the way when the, when the leftists, the Marxists, they all of a sudden become pro states rights. Yes, we should be. No, no, no, no, no. If you guys want to determine, you know, within your state, I don't know if someone has a few DUIs that they can't vote. Okay, fine. But as far as election, that is a federal issue. It's an issue of national security. And if you are not a citizen in this country, you don't get to vote. Let's Add a complication to that. Do you have any idea how many Iranians, Chinese, Cubans, Venezuelans, and by the way, these are the communist and Islamic regime sympathizers came through the open border. The estimate, they're tough, they're low end, low six figures. Could be over a million. We don't know. Let's call it 150,000. Space them out. Los Angeles County. How many of those undocumented citizens, how many of those documented non citizens have a vested interest in the destruction of the United States? Well, I don't know if you know this. That's almost everyone outside of the United States who is jealous, who is a socialist, who is a leftist. They want to see this country destroyed. You can hear it at UN conferences. Combine that with the fact that Democrats want to push for what? A national popular vote. Eighteen states and D.C. have already signed a compact that would be 222 electoral votes. The compact takes effect at 270. So look, they want to bring in as many people as humanly possible. Allow as many people as humanly possible to vote whether they are citizens or not. It's buying elections with your tax dollars because you're the ones who pay for these officials. It is so perverse, I can't even begin to tell you. If this gets through, if this is our guess, you will no longer have a country. That's it. It's done. It's curtains. But I will say this. If there are no rules against this or they think it should be okay there in Los Angeles for people to vote. I look unrelated. I am proposing a mud club field trip to Los Angeles around say, November 3rd.

[B]

Yeah, roughly.

[C]

Be there and if you happen to go into a local, you know, government building or school or just, you know, file out a little bit of paperwork,

[D]

just picking your favorite names.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

And we can play by whatever rules they put out.

[C]

So now you have immigration. Okay, that's obviously a very big. That's the most stark contrast that you could possibly see. The left wants open borders and they want to change the census rule. We know that. They also, by the way, were pushed on their approach to homeless policy. Again, see two very different worldviews. This is a reality star who ran circles around one elected official and one socialist. Mr. Pratt, you have been critical of what you consider failures of the current administration on this issue. You advocate for what some have called get help or get out of the way.

[K]

What is that and how do you do it?

[I]

I don't know who made up that name. The reality is no matter how many beds you give these people, they are on super meth, they are on fentanyl. The DEA statistics says 93% of this is a drug addiction problem. Nithya, Councilwoman Robins plan for treatment. First, I will go below the Harbor Freeway tomorrow with her and we can find some of these people. She's going to offer treatment for that. She's going to get stabbed in the neck. These people do not want a bed. Fentanyl or super meth. These ideas cost us over $400 million to house for 670. What is it? 3,000 people for 400 million is an absolute failure for both of them. They're a team.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Good job.

[C]

And just to be clear, at least 67% of LA homeless, they have mental illness or substance abuse problems. Now, I argued, I remember this back. It was either Fox News or CNN against libertarians back in the day because it was very, very cool to say, like, end the drug war, right? It's a failure. So legalize all drugs. Now, I understand that the drug war has been a failure largely because of corruption. I mean, you can go back to the ATF gun walker scandal, but the idea that if you legalize all drugs, what they used to do is point to Portugal libertarians. I remember talking about this with John Stossel. You know, in Portugal, they've legalized it and actually they've seen criminality go down. Well, sure, because you just effectively legalized crime. What they don't tell you is the massive public rehabilitation programs that you have to pay for and become a strain on the system. Turns out if you make it acceptable to engage in degenerate harmful behavior, you get more of that. So what happens is these people say, oh, it's a. We need to end the war on drugs. We need to be empathetic. Then they start crowding your streets, and then they simply want to fund them for the rest of all time. At what point do we say, you know what? You've been given a chance, you didn't take it straight. Jacket.

[B]

There are other options too.

[C]

Yeah, well, there are other options. In cold climates, you just let nature take its course.

[B]

It's true.

[D]

Like Mom, Donnie.

[C]

Yeah, like Mamdani did. He wasn't even trying.

[B]

Well, I guess problem solved.

[C]

Whoops. And this is how you also, by the way, the media is so deep, so incredibly dirty. Do you guys know this? A lot of people don't know Nixon. His first or his primary campaign. I think it was the first ever national televised debate. What sank his campaign was this debate because they didn't put makeup on him. And they used to say that Nixon had a five o' clock shadow that would grow in by noon. So he was sweaty, he looked older. They deliberately made him look worse. And they had. Oh, man. The young, cool jfk. This actually sank Nixon campaign.

[G]

That first presidential debate of 1960 was the first ever televised. And television gave Kennedy the clear edge. More than 60 million people watched. And what they saw may have been more important than what they heard. A haggard Nixon just back from the hospital, pale with sweat on his chin and upper lip. By comparison, Kennedy was cool and flush with confidence, projecting the winning image that would take him to the White House. Well, the story goes that Nixon relied on makeup that failed to hold up under the hot lights of in the studio.

[C]

Yeah. Actually, the real story is that they did him dirty on purpose. Now, I want you to take a look at Pratt. That's what he looks like on the right. You look on the left. I noticed this. It looks like he's wearing sunscreen. His face is more pale than his neck, which means whoever applied the makeup said, we're gonna put something that makes him look more pale and gaunt than his natural skin. Zoom in there. Look at his neck. Look at his face. That's not how he looks the other.

[D]

You see the line there? It's. It matches up with his collar line.

[C]

So I'd like to. You know what? You're welcome to come on the show. Spencer Pep, we can talk with you about it. I'm curious as to who did that, and if he just happened to put on a bunch of sunscreen because he came back from the water park, then my bad. But I've seen this happen, and I've seen it happen at places like cnn, at places like NBC. I've watched it. You have a lot of people who lean one way, and you don't think they're gonna take advantage of that.

[B]

Of course they did. And by the way, you saw the moderators do that. They came up with that name and said, what was it? Get help or get out of the way. And he goes, I don't know who came up with that name. It's obviously, unless he was joking, he was basically saying, like, you guys just made that up.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, they definitely did that.

[F]

Right.

[D]

It's like your policy that some are calling.

[F]

Right.

[C]

Yeah. Well, here's the thing. There was a poll. NBCLA poll. I don't know if it was formed by trolls or whatever, but 88% said the Pratt one. Only 7% said Bass whoa. Rutman was 5%. Now, online polls aren't necessarily scientific. I don't know, but I will tell you, you'd be. It'd be pretty hard to make the case for either of them, the other two, because they're basically saying, yeah, what we are doing is working. Yeah.

[B]

What he also. I don't know if you guys saw any of the other clips from this, but when he talked about the water for the Palisade fires, this was probably his best moment for me in the entire debate. He destroyed them on that. Maybe we can pull that in for mug club like he did phenomenally well. And I got to give him credit, I didn't know if he would be able to. And he did against them and then just threw facts out and completely caught them in lies.

[D]

Is that the one where he called. Called her a liar and the moderator said no name calling?

[B]

Yes, after she called him.

[D]

Basically she lied.

[B]

Yeah. What do you want me, what do you want me to do?

[C]

That's what the left does. Remember Joe Wilson, where Barack once said, if you like doctor, if you like your plan, you can keep your plan. Or was it doctor and he said you lie and they censured him and it was this big deal. That's all he said. He was factually correct. Barack Obama was lying. The left, when they call for civility, watch. They only call for civility when they're in power. And that means shut up. That means shut up. When they're not in power. All of a sudden we're back to revolution. You guys notice that the left wants to tear down your cities. The left wants to use you, the American worker and your hard earned dollars to pay for illegal aliens to take over your country and replace you. This isn't some white supremacist thing. You just heard it. They want non citizens to vote. They're gonna vote in their own self interest. Guess what those interests are to get you out. Does this mean that you blindly vote Republican down the. Absolutely not. Of course not. But if you love this country and if you want America to remain America, you are precluded from voting Democrat, let alone if you're a Christian, if you're, if you're Catholic, if you're Protestant, if you're an observant Jew, frankly, you could even make the case if you're a practicing Muslim. I mean, you know, we'll ignore the violent parts, but the rest, as far as. It's really, really, really hard to reconcile that. Now let's get onto the next. You know what else they want It's Marxism. Why would the left want more Muslims here? Why would the left want more Islam? Why would the left want more of the religion that takes child brides, beats women? Granted only lightly, so you can't see the bruises. So that's pretty easy to pull off when they're dressed like a ninja for

[D]

their food and culture. Yeah, obviously.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

That's why they want to bring them in.

[D]

But he knows about it, how good it is.

[C]

Why would the left want to bring in more people where whenever they reach majority, gays are all executed, women lose their rights, religious freedom ceases to be, freedom of speech ceases to be. Why? Well, because you're white and you're Christian, therefore you're the oppressor. So there are at least 28 countries with a Muslim majority where the practice of Christianity or any other religion is not. Not going to do it. Yeah. And this week you had Islamists try to increase their territory by way of one water park. We were about to cover it and thank God we didn't cover it yesterday because we went over time. But it was branded as a Muslim only event in Texas, by the way. Grand Prairie, Texas. It was changed to modest dress only. And we were going to advocate that a bunch of Christians, you know, like, just go in prairie dresses with some good leaflets. The good news spread the gospel. Instead, things have changed. By the way, if it's a modest dress only event and not just a Muslim only event, I would expect happy families from all backgrounds to show up. Yeah.

[F]

Hey,

[D]

Salaam alaikum.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Originally it said the entire water park was exclusively reserved for Muslims. It literally said in caps for Muslims only, a family friendly environment. Uh, and here's what happened now. Governor Greg Abbott, he's a wheelchair guy. He actually responded. He said a city owned water park. And Grand Prairie openly advertised a Muslims only event closed to the general public. That's religious discrimination. It's unconstitutional. I signed HB 4211 into law banning Muslim only no go zones in Texas. The city must cancel the event and commit to never allowing something like it again by May 11th or lose $530,000 in state grants. Let this be a lesson to local officials. Facilities funded by all taxpayers are not just for a subset of Texans. There you go. When people say it's all the same. The left supports Muslim only events and taking over your water park. Governor Abbott, it's win some, lose some. This is a win sum. It shows two fundamentally different worldviews. When it's something under his purview this is something that happens a lot. You see it with the Trump administration. I see it with the black pill people. They go, well, we still have xyz. Yeah. Do you think that President Trump can just declare everything you don't like a crime? And then if he says, hey, there are only two genders and we're going to. They go, that's done by executive order. Border. That won't stand. So we need to separate the criticism of what is actually something that can be accomplished versus what it is that people set out to accomplish. There are hoops you need to jump through. There are parameters. There is gridlock in this case. The governor has the authority to do this through law. He did it. Do you think a Democrat governor would do that? Do you think Beto would do that? Of course not. When he heard the news, he actually, I will say, I give him credit. He got to his office as fast as he could.

[B]

He has fun every day.

[C]

And the good news is the event is canceled. So Grand Prairie announced canceled. And the event organizer, Dr. Amina Knight, actually responded saying, my faith is not something to fear. I disagree.

[B]

And then he screamed, allahu Akbar.

[C]

Yeah, exactly.

[D]

Well, how about it's not about fear, it's about constitutional rights.

[I]

Yeah.

[C]

And how about. I don't know, and I'm not alleging this, but if someone held a gun to my head, I'd be willing to bet that you're a bit of a scam artist, considering that he owns the Excellence Early Luring Center.

[B]

Not again.

[C]

Yeah. Which has an active daycare license. Excellence Early L Center. Leering.

[E]

Really?

[C]

Leering center.

[D]

They are leering. They're making it really, really, really hard to not be.

[C]

Well, here's the thing. He owns it. It appears. So. That is a thing. It has a daycare license, but it appears the LLC behind the daycare is inactive or involuntarily ended. So at best, that means it's questionable. But, hey, you know what? Maybe someone out there could look into this, because it's almost like we have a track record of Islamists people coming into this country and seeking to subvert it. And I will tell you this. Let me just tell you one thing. A telltale sign, okay? And this is a little trick I've picked up. A telltale sign if someone. If you want to be able to see, to tell the gauge. If someone's going to try and subvert your country is if they come in from another country and they talk about how much they want to subvert your country.

[B]

Well, that's kind of obvious.

[C]

So when they do that and they say that, it's a good time to, you know, double check their work.

[B]

By the way, credit where it's due. Sarah Gonzalez did phenomenal work to uncover all that stuff. So hopefully they'll get to the bottom of it.

[C]

Yes, Sarah Gonzalez, please look into the luring center. Now, I do want to give credit to Governor Abbott here because we've been tough on him where he's been a little milquetoast in the past. And I will say, I hate to engage in tokenism, but it's tough to be a wheelchair guy.

[B]

It is.

[C]

We actually. And they're not all the same. It's not a monolith. I mean, you saw the one at the Met Gal. Yeah, we actually have a wheelchair guy. I was under the false impression that wheelchair guys all have superpowers. Yeah. Turns out that's not necessarily true. We got Charles Xavier's. We thought Charles Xavier. So they all had the. You know, the. We got his brother Chet, and it turns out he's just. He's just a regular wheel. He's just in a wheelchair. That's all he is.

[D]

What the hell are you doing?

[C]

I'm using Cerebro.

[B]

Do you mind?

[D]

That's a massage chair.

[G]

It does other things.

[C]

You're retarded.

[G]

Get out.

[D]

Have a nice massage,

[C]

Too, man. He's still in there.

[B]

That's fine.

[D]

Nah, he's. That was yesterday.

[C]

There's a different shirt.

[D]

Cerebro.

[H]

Ing.

[C]

Cerebroing out.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

His mind is not trapped there, Steven.

[C]

Guys.

[D]

What?

[C]

Islam bad. Okay.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Please be clear with this Islam. Western, it's incompatible. The Quran is incompatible with the Constitution. The worldview that you see in any Islamic majority country is completely incompatible with Western European values. And you see its result in Europe. By the way, where they thought it could be, they thought they could hybridize. You want that here? Well, there's one party that's telling you we should do it here. It's the Marxist Democrat Party. Not one. Not one with any platform. The Democrat Party is speaking out against it. It is a chorus of welcoming and speaking out for it. And they try to silence you by labeling you Islamophobic. It's not okay to hand our country over to the Islamists who want to subvert this country. They don't want America to be America. They want it to be like Islamic countries. Also sending your kids to a luring center to me, Top five worst nightmares.

[F]

Yup, it's your worst nightmare. Your car broke down. But that may not be your worst nightmare. Let Mr. Ice T walk you through a multitude of possible scenarios. For example, you were diagnosed with stage four cancer, but you don't know what

[C]

cancer is, so you have to look

[F]

up a dictionary, but you realize that all the books have been burned. Like in that book that you can no longer reference, but I'm Pretty sure was 1984.

[C]

Cut.

[F]

It's your worst nightmare. You go to the shoe store and they don't have your size. They only have Skechers. You go back to her place and find out she don't use wet wipes. You accidentally facetime your boss while you're on the toilet. Your mother in law finds you sexually attractive.

[C]

Jude.

[D]

No, no.

[C]

It.

[D]

It's.

[C]

It is.

[D]

Your car broke down.

[F]

Yeah, but that's not like a worst nightmare. That's more of a minor daily inconvenience. But I think that I have presented far more numerous convincing worst nightmares. We will let the audience decide which nightmare is worse.

[C]

Comment below, please, for the love of

[D]

God, just read it as it appears on the prompter.

[C]

Yeah, well, that thing ain't working, hot shot.

[F]

I'm just giving you options here. It's your worst nightmare. Your teleprompter stops working in the middle of a cheap ass shoot. And so you don't know what to do when the director keeps because it's the only thing he knows, so you gotta him up. But look, it may not be my worst nightmare, but you know who's paid historically far too much in car repair costs? Me. I wish I'd had Car Shield to help me out. They have low deductibles and a rating from the Better Business bureau in over 20 years, customer satisfaction under their belt. Right now, Car Shield is offering your viewers 20% off with the code [e-mail]

[C]

Crowder and if you don't try it,

[F]

you might find yourself at the intersection of your worst nightmare.

[D]

That's a wrap.

[F]

You protect your vehicle from the unexpected. Go to carshield.com, use code CROWDER for 20% off bamboo wood shoots up your thumbnail.

[C]

Now that's so petty. Anyone who says, like, oh, we're just getting scraps culturally. Can you picture that commercial airing and us not being banned seven years ago? Absolutely not.

[B]

No, we wouldn't even try.

[C]

Well, I would.

[B]

Well, we would.

[C]

We'd be banned.

[B]

We would.

[C]

Yeah, we'd absolutely be banned. We're demonetized, so we can't. Here's the thing. I was like, I don't even care. I don't even care, like if they like the commercial, if they, if they end up canceling us. I'm still gonna run the commercial.

[B]

We have to.

[C]

And turns out it's actually a really good service if you have a used car and you know, you want that peace of mind. I, I don't have it, but some people here do have it. I don't need it because my car's under warranty.

[B]

Yeah, makes sense. That's all I got for you, humble Brian. Just gonna let you sit there.

[C]

Well, turns out when you like have to bomb proof a vehicle, you pretty much avoid everything. Yeah. Does it void the warranty if I add like £8,000? You know what? I guess it's kind of on the. It's on the line.

[D]

I think like a two year, 24,000 mile.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, no, that's the thing. I have the. The car has a lifespan of 4,000 miles. Speaking of a short lifespan. A short, unhappy lifespan. I don't like doing this, just to be clear. I really don't. And this is why people hear when I have stories pitched to me, when stories aren't coming from me. Like, you know what, we really, we think you might have missed this. I know it's going to be something that takes a piece of my soul away from me. And that's how I feel every single time. I have to watch the Call Her Daddy podcast. Now I'm going to get into the specifics here, but here's the macro. And by the way, thank you for the raid, Dan. We appreciate it. Welcome viewers. It's very important, especially if you're a parent, to know what is directed at your daughter. You have been told to fear the manosphere. You've been told to fear red pill. You've been told to fear toxic masculinity when the truth is, I mean, the enemy is in the house. All content, that is directed self help content, nearly all, and I mean close to 100% directed at women from women is bad. Really bad. And I mean corrosive. I mean soul destroyingly bad. Put it this way, whatever it is that if you're a Christian or, you know, Judeo, you follow some of the Abrahamic faiths. I'll even include Muslims here in some cases. Whatever advice it is, whatever prescriptions God asks of you, the female centric podcast advice space tells girls to do the opposite. Always. If you follow. If your religiousness, okay, you should be modest, don't be modest. If it's, hey, you should preserve your virtue, give it away. If it's hey, Finding a good man who will lay down his life. You will find what is good. It's. You don't need that, shun that. Find a bad boy, have fun with them. If it's, hey, you know what? A relationship, a marriage, it comes with healthy expectations, responsibilities. They say if he has any expectations, he's a narcissist. If he did it while he was single, he should do all of that himself. You're not some kind of employee. Every piece of advice that you would give to young women from a Christian perspective to improve their likelihood of successful, stable, long term relationships and mental health. The advice space created by women directed at women says the opposite. And unless you're on top of it, your daughter hasn't got a chance. That's why it's time for the latest installment of Call Me Daddy. Oh, he shoots threes on and off the court.

[J]

And I'm professional.

[L]

Don't love your job.

[J]

And our bodies and our legs looks

[K]

it's because of male desire.

[C]

Can you off enough now here's the thing.

[B]

Perfect response.

[C]

I know we're gonna get some people like, you know what? I don't like it when you cuss. I understand it and you know, I need to work on that. But I'm about to tell you some things that are far worse. And you need to understand that this is not age restricted, right? This is young girl friendly. So ke$fresh off of her Tits out tour appeared on the latest Call Her Daddy episode titled and if you have kids, you probably don't want them watching this. I'll give you a countdown. Three, two. Titled Serve and prevail. Hey, I'm gonna stop off my Tits out tour to do the Serve, Cunt and Prevail show. That should be an indicator. Now when I tell you that every time I watch the advice doled out that a piece of my soul leaves my body, that is not hyperbole. I mean it. And I feel bad about myself and I don't think that I have that much more to give. Let's go to Keshe's first dishing where she talks about how she now masturbates to gratitude meditations.

[K]

Now, I actually like masturbate to gratitude meditations.

[D]

You're.

[J]

You're lying to me.

[K]

I certainly am not.

[J]

Kesha, they're like, breathe in and be grateful.

[K]

It's don't knock it till you try it.

[J]

Honestly, everyone, let me just say those downloads on the gratitude ones are gonna go way up.

[K]

Remember when I said I started every day with a gratitude meditation Right.

[D]

Are you okay?

[C]

No. No, I'm not. I'm not okay. So we've combined. I get it. Everybody does it. Sexual degeneracy with completely meaningless popcorn, pseudo religion packaged as though it's going to provide some sort of fulfillment.

[D]

It's not that crazy. I do the same thing with Gallagher tapes.

[B]

We know. Josh.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Ain't this just like a party?

[B]

Josh, you can't be doing this in here, man.

[E]

Shut up, Gerald. I'm about to finish.

[C]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Where's Sam? Sam H. All right, look, we all have our flaws, but here's the thing. We're not advocating it. We're not advocating it.

[D]

No, no, no. The sledge o matic's my thing.

[B]

Nobody advocates Gallagher.

[C]

It's his struggle and he's working on it. And we're very proud of you. You made some good steps.

[B]

You made progress.

[D]

Watermelon.

[C]

Let's think about this. And people will make fun of it. Oh, you old prude. They'll say, boomer. It's like, yeah, it's probably not a good idea to masturbate all that often. Hypocrite. Just to be clear, okay, all men are in the 21st, 20th century, okay? It doesn't mean. Well, it doesn't mean you're a hypocrite. It just means that you fall short of your standards because men have strong sexual urges. But the reason that we have the prescription. Hey, you know what? It's probably not good to engage in pornography to masturbate. Now we know physiologically as well, because not only is it corrosive to your soul, but it desensitizes you. It makes sex more difficult. It's an easy release. And so sometimes you'll seek that out rather than the more rewarding experience of sexual intimacy with a real partner. And by the way, that doesn't mean that it has to be rose petals. And sometimes you just got to. I get it. It's fine. It's fine.

[B]

You got a what?

[C]

The point is, you can get yours, but it should be with the person you're committed to. And then we talk about how everyone has a God shaped hole. You watching Young woman and man. But we're talking to you. You have a God shaped hole. You are not going to fill it with bullshit meditation while flicking the bean that's going to lead to a lonely, meaningless life. If you actually see that as a productive practice, it's very different to go, ugh, yeah, you know, I have a problem. I was. You know, I saw the old. I Watched some old Batman reruns and Julie Newmar looked Adam West's face. And so I ended up spanking it in the bathroom. These are just examples. And you go, but I don't feel good about it. That's very different from proudly going, I masturbate to meditation. Read the Bible and close your legs. Here's the next thing that she thinks is really cool. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. She collects teeth.

[K]

No, I collect human teeth.

[J]

Let's talk about that. What's going on?

[K]

So I've been collecting them for a while now.

[J]

Okay.

[K]

And I make art out of them. I have my cats had to get their little teeth taken out because they were, I don't know, their little kitty wisdom teeth.

[C]

Like one of the teeth too.

[K]

I'm like the.

[J]

Didn't fans, like, used to send you their teeth?

[K]

Yeah, no, they still do.

[J]

And did you ask for that?

[K]

Yes.

[J]

How did. How did that come.

[K]

I tweeted it.

[J]

You said, what?

[K]

Can you send me your teeth?

[J]

Just like, send me your teeth. Good morning. Hit me up.

[K]

Love you.

[J]

And what did you want to do with the teeth?

[K]

Well, so I make art. I make jewelry. I've made a crown, like a headdress. I made a belt.

[C]

I don't know how long I can.

[D]

Are you okay?

[C]

No. So this is the thing too. It's this look at me culture. It's an attention economy with women. Very rarely when you tune in do they talk about defining characteristics that will build up your character, that will form somebody of meaning, of purpose. This is cool social cred. I collect teeth. And what she's trying to do is find her thing, right? Find her identity. Because turns out people don't want to really hear whatever 30 or 40 year old talking about brushing their teeth with Jack Daniels. It's no fun anymore. It's not cool anymore. And this is the big problem, right? These same women, they have the attention of young women when they are young and impressionable. They give them the worst advice at that point in their lives where it's, hey, go experience yourself with four years of glorified alcoholism and party and be promiscuous, right? You saw host of the show saying, give it away on the very first date. And then when women get past that point, they don't want to face their own demons, and so they give more worse advice. You know what you should direct people to? Well, maybe now you should start living for other people. You should start esteeming other people first. You should start serving other people, perhaps get involved in with the church. Perhaps find some kind of a matriarch in your life who will actually teach you how to be a lady. Hold yourself accountable for your bad decisions. Warn other ladies. Instead, it's, look at me. My identity now is I collect teeth. And she doesn't just collect teeth. She thinks it's really cool to keep this thing with her at all times.

[J]

Wait, the thing you're carrying isn't a tooth, right?

[K]

Oh, no, that's my placenta.

[D]

What?

[K]

Wait,

[J]

what? Where's that? Where did it go?

[K]

Oh, I lost my placenta.

[D]

I know it's in your ass.

[J]

Where is your placenta holding it? Maybe it went down into the crevices. We'll get it after.

[K]

What's in here?

[J]

You were holding your placenta earlier.

[K]

Yeah, I brought it in. So your placenta supposedly gives you second sight. Helps open your third eye. This is according to my mother.

[C]

So she's also an idiot?

[B]

Yes.

[K]

She put it in a box and she found it when I was like, 21 years old. Ever hear of expiration date for my placenta? My mom, they tried to take my placenta away from her at the hospital, and she, like.

[C]

No.

[K]

Threw a conniption fit.

[J]

And she fought for it.

[K]

She fought for that. So now I carry it around.

[C]

She's a warrior. Yeah.

[K]

Wrapped it up in a box, stuck it in the basement. We found it. Throw it in the blender, pop it in a necklace. Work.

[D]

Throw out the blender.

[J]

Art.

[K]

Found it.

[C]

Oh.

[J]

Give us a little show to the camera.

[K]

Okay.

[J]

That's your placenta. And that's. It's in there. And do you travel with that everywhere?

[K]

Yeah.

[J]

What does it bring you?

[K]

I just feel like it's like. You feel it ritual, right? Like, I'm a cult leader we all

[C]

saw on the phone, go to church on Sundays.

[K]

And I just like. I love a ritual that reminds me.

[D]

You don't even know this, like, making

[K]

it up world I prefer to live in.

[D]

You can't be.

[C]

Okay, I'm not.

[B]

We can't do this to you anymore.

[C]

I'm not. I'm going to look like a podling who's been fully drained. Look, there's something very telling there. Very telling. I need tradition. Yes. Yes. Human beings need tradition. Human beings need to feel like they are a part of something greater than themselves. That's something that is in us. It's part of the human condition. Anything to avoid that. Jesus Christ, though. Third eye opened up. Here's the thing, too. It's like, you want tradition, you want. They want a little mysticism. Let's go through the Christian prescription. There's tradition, there's a hierarchy, there's spirituality. The problem is it comes with accountability. The problem is it comes with duty. The problem is that it comes with responsibility. Here's the flip side of it. It actually comes with results. We know when the Bible says our God tells us, don't live an incredibly promiscuous life, that's not good for you. We know now that the more partners a young woman has, the more promiscuous they are, the higher their divorce rates, the less likely successful relationships are to be, the worse mental health outcomes they have. And by the way, it's dose dependent. It's number of partners dependent. They're more concerned. Those on the left and the feminist left, they are more concerned and more upset. But with men's shows out there, asking women their body count and asking the women, do you think that that factors in to a good man choosing you? That's offensive. That's an invasion of privacy. You shouldn't ask that. That is more problematic than talking about a third eye and placenta and collecting teeth. They like nonsense. They make their identity built around nonsense so long as they can avoid accountability and responsibility. And misery loves company. That's really what it comes down to. The Women's advice podcast space Self help book. It's women who are miserable. Statistically, that is the most likely scenario. Women who've been sleeping around their whole lives, who either aren't married or haven't had children, who are still out clubbing. They have 50, 50 cats, they're collecting teeth in placentas. They're very, very unlikely to be happy. But they're gonna give your daughter advice to go down the exact same path they did. By the way, it's not a placenta of hers. She has no child. She's absolutely not. Why would you let. Also one other thing that I would like to note here, because you saw that Andy Cohenberry yesterday. Joe Rogan's an idiot. And you'll see these women, they'll go this stupid manosphere. Okay, let's assume that all the advice is bad. I will say I think Andrew Tate's advice as it relates to relationships, I think it's bad. I think the idea of sleeping with a lot of women, I think it's horrible. Yeah, okay. Doesn't mean that I hate Andrew Tate. And the good news is he's a grown ass man, so he'll be fine with me having a disagreement and not take it personally. I just disagree with that. I guarantee you he'll be okay with it. Andrew and Tristan Tate, you know that I disagree with it. Here's the difference though. Even though they have bad advice, okay? These women have horrible advice. It's a wash. Andrew Tate was a competitive kickboxer and he's wealthy. You look at someone like Joe Rogan. I disagree with Joe Rogan's stance on a lot of drugs. I don't think that it's as mind opening as he says. I think you're probably opening your mind and your heart to some things you probably shouldn't be. Joe Rogan is in his 50s and is in world class shape and was a first mover with a podcast. Andrew Huberman doles out some advice and I was like, maybe he should have double checked that a little bit more. And I understand some of the criticisms. Huberman is in unbelievable shape and was a doctor and is incredibly accomplished. These women have none of those positive qualities. Those two women sitting there have not had to work hard physically. They have not had to build a business in the same way from the ground up. They have not had to hold themselves accountable. They don't have an audience that will hold them accountable. If Andrew Huberman or Andrew Tate or Joe Rogan became mush mouthed and fat, guess what? Their audience would leave them because they have some expectations of excellence. Even if I disagree with the advice, there is quantifiably more effort put into improving themselves than masturbating to meditations and collecting cat teeth. Can you agree with that? But it's the toxic manosphere if you take away the advice you don't like. Every single one of these mainstream or popular male centric shows is definitely advocating for becoming physically robust. Strong, healthy grooming, being as attractive, doing the most with what you have, achieving financial independence, right? Setting a plan for your life, going out and actually following that plan with discipline. These are all good things. They may offer some bad advice as well. These women don't do any of that. Everything is I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel. And here's another one, former call her daddy guest Charlize Theron, who also is very likely to end up alone and miserable, gave some advice to a comedian on a subway. So what's your take?

[L]

Whenever a guy says, I would like to make love to you,

[C]

it's a dick.

[L]

It's such an egg.

[C]

100 agree.

[L]

You don't get that. That's an ick. Just a dry heaven, dry heave that comes with it.

[C]

This could be multiple things.

[L]

There's a lot to unpack but actually there isn't. It's just very simple. Don't say it. Don't say love me because my vagina closes up.

[E]

What?

[D]

Yours closes.

[L]

It's true.

[C]

Somebody shocked. Yeah. A real lady.

[L]

Know what I'm talking about?

[C]

Well, what is it? What is it about the word lovemaking that is such a. A turnoff to just intimacy?

[L]

It's. I. It's the. It's. I don't want you to make anything with me. I want you to do something with me.

[C]

Oh, do things.

[L]

Yeah, let's do it. Like, let's. Well, don't say that either. That's lame.

[D]

What can I say?

[L]

Like, honestly, that's it. Like, just say that I know I'm not alone in this.

[B]

That's so cool.

[C]

Okay, I need to take a couple of seconds here.

[B]

Give me more pieces of your soul to give.

[C]

No, I don't, I don't. I understand what she's saying there, but this is also really sad. Yeah. A lot of women who were sort of browbeaten into being prudes sexually. There's a reason that a huge percentage of women have rape fantasies. Now. It's usually a wealthy suitor with a six pack. Not a crackhead from Somalia.

[B]

Usually.

[C]

But the reason for that is because there is something a woman wants to feel desired. And so the idea of being ravaged. Right. In other words. I get it. Sometimes it's not, oh, make love and light candlelights. Sometimes you want. You want to feel like that man. And this is okay. Women, you want to feel like that man can't control himself because of this carnal, just unbridled attraction to you that he can't keep his hands off of you. Yeah. That's in you. That's okay. That's fine. That's healthy. Here's the thing. You know where you are safest to actually express that and experiment. Once you're in a relationship with someone who you know loves you and is going to be there the next morning, it's not guesswork, it's enjoying each other in a multitude of ways. I am not saying that everything has to be lovemaking. Women who are in long term relationships who maybe did it the wrong way. Hey, here's your chance. Comment section. Give advice to young women. Hey, you know what? You know when it's really fun to be railed animalistically by a man who loves you rather than someone who's actually using you, it's okay to like to feel being used on a carnal level, meaning the man just.

[F]

He just.

[C]

Everything about you is sexually attractive. He's going to expl. It's okay. That means that you do it for him. I get it. I understand it by the way. Men feel the same way sometimes. That's why, you know, you don't see men get furious about the kids who end up sleeping with their teachers. Cuz we're like, we get it. We know that he's not complaining. His friend ratted on him. We understand how it works. No one here is saying you have to. But when you live your whole life and you have no meaningful relationships and you stay away from intimacy and it's devoid of meaning, guess what? That's when you feel dirty and that's when it comes with the bad mental health outcomes. So let's go through the advice. If you were to follow what what they tell you. Masturbate, two gratitude affirmations that were generically created by AI on an app. Collect teeth, carry your placenta around, make sure you tell everybody about it. Give it up on the front first date, avoid Christianity and the accountability, but new age spirituality that provides no actual solutions or any type of prescriptions. Feminism is great, you should hate men. That brings you to misandry and you'll live a happier life. Sure, you'll probably die alone or three times divorced, but you know what? At least you'll have a lot of attention. Lot of people are gonna take note of your collected teeth and placentas. Also, just in case this seems like you're a little bit self absorbed. Don't worry, just call everyone else the narcissist. By the way, how much you want to bet that all these women, their ex boyfriends, the ones without cat teeth, the ones who weren't, the ones who weren't carrying around placentas, the ones who weren't talking about masturbating, the meditations. How much you want to bet it was those boyfriends who were narcissists? Or if they actually were self conscious reverse narcissists.

[L]

I had a narcissistic boyfriend.

[K]

I dated a narcissist for nearly a decade.

[J]

You are always asking about narcissism. And we throw this term around a lot, but does anyone actually know what it means?

[C]

So I can tell you the exact

[J]

moment that I realized one of my ex partners was a narcissist.

[C]

I actually suspect that he's a narcissist.

[H]

No narcissistic man in the history of the world has ever treated a woman right?

[J]

Is there a narcissist in your life? We discuss the red flag of narcissism

[L]

would also attract narcissists.

[J]

I thought I'd just come on here and expose my narcissist ex boyfriend.

[C]

Oh, they're narcissists. Like, I don't want to do date them. I realized at the end of the relationship that he was a narcissist.

[J]

Instructions on what to do if you decide you need out of a narcissistic relationship. For 42 years, I was married to a man who believed he was the center of the universe. Back then, we didn't call it narcissism. Your boyfriend is a narcissist.

[C]

You guys run into this. You guys run into someone like this where, I don't know, they're collecting teeth or placenta, they're out clubbing all the time, or they go out to parties and girls trips and don't tell you about it, and then you actually have some expectations or boundaries or some type of moral prescription, and they tell you that you're trying to control them. Trying to control them because you're a narcissist. Well, they brought the term of narcissism, by the way, and 75% of actual diagnoses and borderline personality disorders are women, so. Hey, women, find a better place to get advice and don't keep destroying your soul. This has been called me Daddy. Let's just go. You know how to join up. We have to go to Rumple Premium because I've gone over time. If you're not a member, you're gonna go watch Haley Coronia. But I don't have it in me anymore. I don't have it in me. Hit the call me daddy and let me go take a pee break. Tool man, now. Oh, he shoots threes on and off the court.

[L]

Don't love your job.

[J]

And our bodies and our looks.

[K]

It's because of male desire.

[C]

Can you off.

[K]

Sam.