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Steven Crowder
Welcome to the lineup live on rumble, 9am Eastern to 7pm Eastern. You don't need to change that channel, change that dial. All the shows run in to the next. You know, it's like how things used to be. Your TV guide, Al Roker was on that cover like 19 times. Glad to be with you. We have a lot to talk about today. Redistricting, gerrymandering. The Texas Democrats have run out. I know that doesn't really sound surprising. Yes, because they're Namby Pamby's, but also they're trying to pull a political stunt. We're going to get into did both sides do it? Why? And does this make sense? Hint it does. The optics of Israel. I know this is kind of a touchy subject, but Mr. Johnson there, Speaker Johnson, is down in Israel at the wheel and wall. And I think maybe some folks aren't reading the room. Regardless of where you line up, Jesus Christ Superstar now has a gay guy and a vampire. And we're going to compare how culture treats Christianity, Judeo Christian religions versus Islam. Because they blow stuff up. And Sydney Sweeney shoots guns, which means there's a lot of shaking. And we find out she's a registered Republican. So that's tossed more fuel on the fire. Welcome, of course, those who are coming in from Vince, formerly Bongino army, as I understand it, once Bongino army, always Bongino army. But now coming in from Vince, which comes from Vincente. That's what is in Latin, which translates roughly to. All the Romance languages are based in Latin, by the way, to I'm with the show.
Josh
Hey, two men.
Steven Crowder
You okay?
Josh
Oh, yeah, yeah. Just trying to get these stitches out.
Steven Crowder
But I can't really see what I'm doing.
Josh
You're doing it yourself? Yeah, I always do it myself. Yeah, that's not gonna work. Here, let me help.
Steven Crowder
Are those sterile?
Josh
Ah, probably. Don't worry about it. Just turn around.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Josh
Nah, trust me, Trust me.
Steven Crowder
Trust me. Josh. What the.
Josh
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Steven Crowder
Do not be afraid. For behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which will be to all people. For there is born to you a baby in this cell. And this shall be a sign unto you. A virgin birth. A miracle. No. Your cellmate that guy dressed as a woman. He's going to rape you repeatedly. Click Rumble Premium and join now for 99 annually or $9.99 a month to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content creators and free spe. Glad that's the sound of Monday. Question of the day. Before anything else, who would you like to see star most in a musical about Muhammad? Of course, it would be a big cartoon musical. Don't say Rami Malek.
Gerald
That's true.
Josh
Camille Nanjiani.
Steven Crowder
I can't pronounce his name. That's the one who I wanted to say. But you know, now he's not as funny because he's on steroids. Captain Morgan, CEO. How are you, sir?
Gerald
I'm well. How are you?
Steven Crowder
Good, good, good. Yeah.
Gerald
No barbs, okay.
Steven Crowder
No what? No barbs. I'm in a good mellow mood today.
Gerald
Nice.
Steven Crowder
Plus, Barb was the name of the school nurse who touched you and turned you into a man. Hey, Gerald. It's me, Barb. It's me, Barb.
Gerald
You can call me Babs.
Steven Crowder
August 22nd, 23rd, he'll be at Helium Comedy Club in Portland, Oregon. Don't say gross. Not the club, but the city. You can follow his dates@jayfeierstein.com Josh. You have a good weekend?
Josh
Yeah, it was a great weekend. I was in Atlanta, had some fun, you know. Well, a lot of people came out. It was sold out. Everybody was there. It was so full.
Steven Crowder
Nice.
Josh
Don't say otherwise.
Gerald
Good.
Steven Crowder
That's a lot of fun. I'll tell you what. Your weekend is about to bleed into the week. It's gonna be a whole lot better. Okay? Because the first thing we're gonna see is this. Dropped over the weekend. Which, of course melted the Internet, I guess. Yeah, it just melted the Internet. Yeah, I was gonna say melted the Internet on fire. That doesn't make any sense.
Gerald
Not at all.
Steven Crowder
No, it's just a heat thing. So this happened. Sydney Sweeney, remember her? Yes.
Josh
Thanks, Marv.
Steven Crowder
And you may like her. You'd be like, okay, Sydney Sweeney, good looking girl, selling good looking jeans. That's fun. The left, losing their mind. What's not to like? Well, is there more to like? Is the question. Could we add more to this equation that would make it even more likable? I know that's what you were all asking. Here's Sydney Sweeney doing pretty well, handling some guns. 9:21. Oh, my God, girl, your first time. That was really good. It was absolutely not her first time. Ready, girl?
Gerald
Yes. Great.
Steven Crowder
Reload on top of each other. You see what I did there, right? I'd be really proud if I were you. Yeah.
Josh
For your first day.
Gerald
That's pretty, pretty good.
Steven Crowder
Thank you. Now, that absolutely was not her first day. But the point remains. And I. I know what you're thinking.
Josh
Haughtiness is a one gu.
Steven Crowder
Happiness is a one C. Thank you. I know that's exactly what you were thinking, because that's what we were thinking. And we're just like you. Here's something else that makes it even better. We found out that she is a registered Republican in Florida. Two things that I like. Well, three things. If you include the lady, good looking lady. We're not gonna get into the debate as to whether she's the best looking woman of all time. I think she's pretty. I just. I think. I think Sidney Crawford and Daisy Feathers.
Gerald
We weren't going to get.
Steven Crowder
We aren't gonna do that.
Gerald
And then you went.
Steven Crowder
But registered Republican in Florida prefers the old lady from Titanic.
Gerald
I get it.
Steven Crowder
I don't know why you would go there.
Gerald
Thought she did the right thing by not saving Jack and throwing diamond overboard, did you?
Steven Crowder
So do you think she probably won't be apologizing? That was the big concern, right? Was that she would apologize for this American Eagle ad because so many celebrities have been doing that. It seems like maybe she. And you know what? I know the gun community is autistic, like. Well, actually, that's not that. Just shut up, okay? Look, is it her first time? I guarantee you it's not her first time. Is it difficult with a gun that size at whatever it is, 7, 10 yards? No, but she knows how to handle a firearm. She did it properly. It was safe. She's good looking. She's registered as a Republican in the state of Florida. What more do you want? You want to talk about. Oh, no, she's staging the trigger. Shut up. You'll die alone.
Josh
The point is she was smiling and she was happy and she was shooting a gun. Yes, that is what I like to do.
Steven Crowder
That is absolutely correct. And any guy who says they don't find a woman more attractive if she fires a gun semi. Well, is lying. And that's a man not to be trusted.
Josh
That's how I want to die.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, that's. I hope I get my wife shooting me hot. I hope I get to. I hope I get to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter. Says here, hold on. You're going to need these ear pros. And I just look behind. They have a range for ladies.
Josh
Look At Mary go.
Gerald
Just with an automatic.
Josh
Mary's the range officer.
Gerald
It's not sacrilegious, I don't think.
Steven Crowder
No, it's not. It's not. You don't think that Mary would have a gun if the Messiah was born in 2025? Of course she would.
Josh
What kind of gun is she carrying, though?
Steven Crowder
She's not rocking a nosey. No. We're gonna get into some territory now. You're gonna have the gun autist like. Well, actually it's very clear that she was. You don't. I know. Tell you what I know. Satan, who cares would carry Sig 320. He's just throwing. On the ground. Shoot everybody. Tell you what. Who else agrees? This President Trump. He was thrilled to hear about the affiliation. Sydney Sweeney. She's like a very hot actress, right? She's a registered Republican. Oh, now I love her ad. Is that right? Close enough. You'd be surprised at how many people are Republicans. That's what I wouldn't have known. But I'm glad you told me that. If Sydney Sweeney is a registered Republican, I think her ad is fantastic. Thank you very much, everybody.
Josh
Is there a bathroom on Marine One?
Gerald
It's like it genuinely made his day finding out.
Steven Crowder
He's like, oh. So let's just add this all up. A very attractive woman cut an ad for an American themed company. That company has done pretty well. And we now find out that this woman is a pretty good shot, or at least pretty good with firearms. More than passable. And she's a registered Republican in Florida. As you can imagine, many on the left are going to need therapy.
Josh
Face.
Steven Crowder
That's not a face of equality. That's not a face of acceptance. That's not a face of love. Sydney Sweeney has always been an op. She's always been an op. She's always worked for them. She's always been a part of the whole MAGA agenda.
Gerald
I don't know.
Josh
Treadmill's your op.
Steven Crowder
Surprising to anybody.
Josh
She didn't care about to the masses or appealing to any of us. She wants people to know who she really is, why she did them. American eagle eyes. That's why she's supported a lot. She supported that. She's asked. We know that this is the face.
Steven Crowder
Of someone who is empowered by the current administration and their color as blue eyes. He looks like Drool Brenner. Yellow hair, white skin. Admit it, you came to her defense not just because you think she's a hot girl, but because you could smell her aura of her white supremacy. And her support for fascists, a grapist and a racist. And you like that because that's the type of person that you are. Look.
Josh
Okay, Mama san.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, I was gonna say, if you're trying to convince me that I should come over to your worldview, put a little effort in. And I get what this is. It's like when I kind of make a silly face on my driver's license, like, all right, just make a. Don't smile. And I go, okay, yeah, fine. Snap. It's like I can say, well, I wanted to look like an idiot, right? Because no matter what, you're never happy with the picture. She's like, well, I deliberately put on a towel and cr. Old pajamas because I'm not trying to be beautiful. Meanwhile, of course, she has her makeup entirely done up. Like, this is how I wake up. All natural. Like, look, just try and make yourself at least half as attractive as the person you're criticizing. And I know it shouldn't have anything to do with the points that you make, but with men, it really does. It really does. We take that into the equation. We go, okay, I like these points. She's attractive. I like these points. She's not attractive. We're going with the attractive one. And in this case, we don't even like your points. You're starting behind the eight ball.
Josh
What do you mean by points?
Steven Crowder
I wasn't really listening, but I could say the same for Cindy and Sweeney, and I've agreed with her. So here's something else, too. We did some digging. I didn't know this. In 2022, the left was furious with her because a bunch of people wore MAGA themed gear to her mom's 60th birthday. Like, just. They're upset about that. And here's the thing. This is something. Republicans had to be in the closet. I know. I mean, I was part of these groups when I worked in Hollywood. It was bizarre. It's like drawing half of the Christian fish and they have complete it. But now it's okay. It's okay for young people to be conservative. Donald Trump is. I don't want a hero worship. He's fixing everything. Demi Lovato is back to being hot. Look at that. Come on. And she got married in a completely heteronormative wedding. I don't know.
Josh
I kind of like her as Tiger King.
Gerald
I'm kind of into that.
Josh
Yeah, Tiger Queen. I'm into that.
Steven Crowder
That hit single Carole Baskin did really well. Do you guys notice that? Do you feel the shift in culture I don't think Sydney Sweeney is going to be apologizing. And that would have been a foregone conclusion only five, six years ago. Comment below. And does it make her more attractive? The answer is yes. If you say no, you're wrong.
Gerald
Absolutely. And it's also kind of a switch. The American Eagle, that was a meme for a while. Like they went from like really good looking young people to really fat lesbian, gender queer people. And it's like, ah, nothing is right. And then they went back. It's like, good.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald
It's not just a company doing something. It's a company looking back and going, hopefully they said this is a bad.
Steven Crowder
Idea and they'll make mistakes.
Gerald
They're pandering to.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, they're pandering. Of course, at the same time they're pandering. And so you shouldn't trust them. But that does mean they do have these people follow the dollar. And they now understand that the far left policies, the intersectional gender, lgbt, it's just not working. It's not a good sell. And so they know that you are the half of this country that elect presidents and especially a lot of young people. So look, not everything is doom and gloom. That's pretty good. Plus you get to see some ladies with guns do it responsibly. I had to use that as a palate cleanse because I'm about to get something to something here that you really don't like. And just more proof that the left in Hollywood are flagrant cowards. And by that I mean they always say they want to punch up, right? You hear that a lot. If you make trans jokes, they go, oh, that's the thing you're punching down. If you make any jokes, as people would have for a very long time, incentive about anyone of any race or any gender or any differences between people. You know, comedy, they would say that's punching down. You're using it as a bully pulpit. So you would think if they want to punch up, right, going after religion, they would go after the most dangerous, the most violent religion in the world, Islam. Maybe they would even go after some other religions that are pretty popular in Hollywood. Buddhism. No, no, what they really mean is they're going to go after Christianity. And just to be clear, I am not offended whatsoever. I am just pointing out the cowardice while they praise themselves as brave. So Jesus Christ Superstar, there's a new iteration and it seems like blasphemy is on the ticket. Step. Hold on.
Gerald
Pause.
Josh
Oh, my God.
Steven Crowder
Can you, can you rewind can you go back a frame? Look at. Look at that. Look at that hand zoom in on this really fast before. Not me.
Josh
Look at his hands.
Steven Crowder
Look at his hands go in there.
Josh
But it's not zooming in.
Steven Crowder
It's not zooming in. All right, I think.
Gerald
Come on. I don't know that you need to look at that. It's pretty obvious those things are long.
Josh
Dude. She. I bet you did.
Steven Crowder
She. I never thought I'd see Jesus Christ played by Nosferatu. That's what it seems to be right here. So. Okay, let's rewind it. But you guys all see the hand. That'll come into play later. I'm not entirely convinced that she's anything other. Now I'm zoomed in. Thank you. I don't know.
Gerald
Yes. Can we unzoom? Yes, I can.
Steven Crowder
I'm just gonna play the clip first.
Gerald
Did you.
Josh
I don't want her giving me a colonoscopy.
Gerald
Yeah, because it's a black woman, not Jesus.
Steven Crowder
And by the way, she's using a pool skimmer pole as a cross.
Gerald
Yes, it's the heaviest thing she could carry.
Steven Crowder
There's the hand again. There's. I'm sor. Of course he's gay.
Gerald
Was it always this gay or better? At some point.
Josh
It'S a gay Fieri.
Steven Crowder
No diners, driving some dicks.
Josh
That's a show I'd watch, I tell you.
Steven Crowder
So. Yes, it's been going on for 54 years. Jesus Christ Superstar. And it's easy to be confused. They usually have Jesus look like Jesus or something close. Yeah, something close. Not Nosferatu carrying a pool skimming pole. Good, good. So Jesus Christ Superstar, been going on for 54 years. Much more successful than the other Broadway Off Broadway show. Muhammad middling member of nambla. Sorry. Now see, that's how you do something with consequence. Leftists in Hollywood. Leave it out. Just let that sit. Yes, that is both a cartoon of Muhammad implying that not only is he a pedophile, but he's about average as far as pedophiles go. He's not even good at the thing he loves most. So let me tell you what this is. So Jesus is played by Cynthia Erivo. And Erivo identifies as a black, bald headed, pierced and queer. And this is her first breakout role on Broadway since getting her fingers cut off in Signs. She didn't want to be typecast. I got a lot more to offer than just my fingers. We know. You're so much more.
Josh
Well, now if I see her in my bedroom at night, I'll Just throw some water off.
Gerald
Exactly.
Steven Crowder
Just sleep with garlic. Now, Judas is played by Adam Lambert, who is also very, very gay. That's okay. He plays Judas.
Gerald
It's kind of fitting, I guess.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Josh
They both are backstabbers.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. So Jesus Christ Superstar. And here's the thing, you know, they talk about appropriation. Well, why would you have people in a play like this who have no respect or reverence whatsoever for the source material? Yeah, I mean, that's at least Matt Damon playing Genghis Khan. Right. Levels of offense, I would think. And this is just the beginning of a new trend, of course, completely changing real historical figures. Like this Harriet Tubman biopic, Tubman, which I know. I mean, I know you need the coin, Gerald. Oh, wow.
Gerald
I'm not a boob guy. Do what you got to do.
Steven Crowder
And then Lambert went on, it's just these people are so self important. This is what you will. You will consistently see from the left, there's never been a group of people who are less oppressed, who are free to express their silly, valueless ideology while claiming that they are being persecuted. That is the issue here. And I think people aren't buying it anymore. So gay. Adam Lambert defended the casting. He said, I'm excited by the challenge of presenting the audience with a production led by a female black Jesus and encourage the audience to expand their minds a bit. If you say so. Originally utilizing rock and roll. Jesus Christ Superstar is supposed to provoke and challenge. That's the point. And shouldn't the teachings of Jesus transcend gender?
Gerald
Nope.
Steven Crowder
Hard.
Josh
No.
Steven Crowder
No, no, they don't. As a matter of fact, it was very clear. He had delineations between men and women, male and female, husband and wife, father and mother. Was very, very clear, saying, here's your set of rules, men. Here's your set of rules, women. Why different? Because you are different. No, it doesn't transcend gender.
Josh
No, if you change Jesus gender, it just changes the entire story. Now, instead of 12 apostles, there are 12 simps.
Gerald
Yes, pretty much. By the way, wasn't he the lead singer of a Christian music band? Was it Newsboys or something?
Steven Crowder
No, he was on American Idol and he was.
Gerald
I know he was. I thought, for some reason, I thought he got a role somewhere like that. I could be wrong.
Steven Crowder
You are wrong.
Gerald
All right, fine.
Steven Crowder
You are wrong. He was closer with J. Fieri. That was more.
Gerald
I could have sworn.
Steven Crowder
There's something we do.
Gerald
Yeah, hold on, hold on. I might be. I might be wrong, but I need to know what. What I'm thinking.
Steven Crowder
Of you may be wrong. Well, because you're Jerry.
Gerald
What are you gonna wait for? Because it's, it's sop.
Josh
Listen, I don't know what the AI.
Steven Crowder
Says that Adam Lambert is specifically not.
Gerald
Part of a Christian band, but I will wait for.
Steven Crowder
I meant previously. Even AI doesn't like your points.
Gerald
Okay, fine.
Steven Crowder
AI, did AI ask is this Gerald with a non sequitur? We'll see. We'll see if research. Did Gerald just make a point? Will it hurt? All right, let's compare this, by the way. Yeah, Blasphemy. You could say that it's blasphemy. Again, the good thing. And if you're a Christian, I'm zero parts offended by blasphemy. You're making your own bed. So you can do whatever you want. But let's call it what it is. And let's compare the treatment of Christianity, as you well know, versus for example Islam. You know that I mean Europe, right? The west outside of the United States has been conquered ideologically by Islam because they abandoned their Christian roots. That's why the Judeo Christian roots of this country are very important. You cannot fill a vacuum with nothing. But you can see it reflected in culture. So south park, remember the creators of south park, they were forced to remove censor these episodes that featured Muhammad. And actually in an act of defiance, they decided to make it a multi part episode that Comedy Central was going to be going to be paying for. Already they were threatened, of course, the creators of south park by some Muslim extremist groups. Right, because they did this. Then there was also in the United States, there was an ISIS linked terror threat and an attack to a draw Muhammad contest in Garland. And of course yours truly. I drew Muhammad myself, you know, did the Bob Ross sketch. And I've earned many a fatwa for my troubles. You have quite a few. I'm on quite a few kill lists. I've made fun of Christians too. As one I've never once received. I've made fun of Jews, rightfully. So we'll get to AIPAC in a little bit. Never once received a death threat. And when people say no, no, no, this is a secular nation, we've made these points before. Of course not all the references are available. Let me just kind of give you a little brush up here. 10 of the original colonies actually required office holders beyond our national constitution. Ten of the original colonies required office holders to actually be Christians in their state constitutions. And seven of the 10 they limited to Protestants only. And that's because they believed that Catholics at that point in time would have a higher allegiance to the Vatican, the Pope, which they viewed as a foreign government.
Josh
That does make sense.
Steven Crowder
They did have blasphemy laws on the books. Just to be clear, when you're talking about the First Amendment, that also existed in Massachusetts Bay and Maryland, those colonies actually made blasphemy punishable by death. Do you think that a tranny with Nosferatu hands and a swimming pole pretending to be Jesus Christ would qualify? I certainly believe so. Jeez, this is something that is just inescapable. The founders of this country, you may not be a Christian, that's fine. But they viewed orthodox traditional Christianity as necessary as the pillars for America. Let me read you a few examples and I get for some of you, this is remedial, but for those of you who are new, please go check out these references. George Washington, in an address to Indian chief said, you do well to wish to learn our arts and ways of life and above all, the religion of Jesus Christ. These will make you a greater and happier people than you are. John Adams said, the general principles on which the Fathers achieved independence were the general principles of Christianity. Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. You can read all kinds of other auxiliary documents from Madison. You can even see that Franklin wanted the first, I believe, congressional meeting to open up in prayer because a lot of people will point to him and say that he was a deist. Deists, as you refer to them, would be seen as hardcore Christian extremists today.
Gerald
Yeah. The likes of which we have no idea what it looks like today in politics. There's no way they would do that. They also had many national calls to prayer, of course, like when the nation was going through difficulty trying to form, for example, or just trying to make it through winter. Sometimes they would also have national days of thanksgiving when those things, when the needs were met. These are deeply Christian country. It was who you were in this country, especially if you were going to be a part of the government. The first thing that the Congress did was pray. Like you said, that was the first thing they did. And now you would look at that and say, well, we can't do that. Or we have to do it in like seven. We have to have every single religion represented. I'm sorry. No, we don't. We are a Christian nation at our founding.
Steven Crowder
And I also think, you know what, let's. Can we just roll that first clip again of Jesus Christ Superstar? Because I want you to just sort of, before we play it, look at.
Josh
It through this lens, I have nightmares.
Steven Crowder
It seems so corny and it seems so dated, right? This idea of ha ha, are you offended Christians? Like, no one actually thinks that's risky anymore. You watch like, oh, yeah, I guess this maybe would have worked in like the 80s or early 90s or the era of Tipper Gore, but the truth is no one actually believes that going after Christians or mocking them results in any kind of consequences anymore. It just seems like someone who's out of touch, who's trying to be an edgy rebel, but you know, these same people would be offended and demanded your speech be infringed upon if you use the improper pronouns there. The pearl clutching Puritans, what's not the Christians they're trying to offend?
Josh
What's the obsession with it they want to do? They want to remake Christian stuff. You don't see Christians out there, you know, doing RuPaul shows.
Steven Crowder
No, we don't care. We just think it's gross. But then they want to have people banned for using the word tranny. They want to have people banned for using improper pronouns. They want to have people banned for having opinions that they don't agree with. And the only sort of whipping post left for them is still the same one as before Christianity. And it just, it just doesn't work. Let's watch it again. And just think, there were people in a room going, oh, this is really gonna ruffle some feathers. You're gonna be nominated for a Tony. You're beautiful and brave. Bella Lugosi. Keep watching. That's a demon. Every time I look at you, I don't understand. It just seems so tired, doesn't it? It's just like, okay, like no one cares, all right? You got a flagrantly gay guy and some weird genderqueer who looks like a racist cartoon. You can hit a high note. Good for him.
Gerald
Can we do the part of the story where Judas hangs himself and his guts spill out into the ground?
Steven Crowder
That would be a lot of fun.
Gerald
I feel like we're missing something from this performance.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, that would be fun.
Gerald
Just keep reading.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. So anyway, you guys can comment. I'm zero parts offended. It's just to me, it's kind of like one of those things where they're screaming out into the void, look how. Look how brave we are. If you're like, ah, yeah, you're making fun of Christians, okay, Who cares? And by the way, my pen. Can someone give me a pen? Son of a.
Gerald
You broke your pen again.
Steven Crowder
I get cheap pens because I Don't trust myself with good ones.
Gerald
$100 pen.
Steven Crowder
If you want to follow this.
Josh
They're not.
Steven Crowder
I didn't greenlight $100 pens.
Gerald
Yeah, that pen also used to be a singer of a Christian band, too, so.
Steven Crowder
Oh, come on. You and your factual claim 10:15 club. We're gonna get into Israel here a little bit. And I know, I know we're veering into some dangerous territory, but if you want us to be able to continue veering into this territory and more, join Rumble Premium. Mug Club is Rumble Premium. Rumble Premium is Mug Club is what allows us to say all these things and you get 100% more show. You get a Friday show, you get everything ad free and all of this other content for $99 a year. This hand etched, wonderful mug, or try it for $9. But all the free content goes away if you guys don't join up, because we don't have any money from a foreign caliphate, so. Oh, I thought someone was coming in with a pen.
Gerald
All right, do you want. I have a pen. It's not. It's not like. It's not a hundred dollars.
Steven Crowder
If it's an extra pen, will you still have a pen?
Gerald
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Where you'll be.
Gerald
I'll be good. Thank you, Carrie. Either way.
Steven Crowder
All right. Hold on. Can you. Yeah. Because I can't see with the lights in my face. The shark hunting light. All right. Thank you very much. He gave me a broken pen. Son of a bitch.
Josh
Really?
Steven Crowder
Of course that's what he would do. He thinks that Adam Lambert was the lead singer of the Newsboys. No, no, no, no.
Gerald
I got confused, but I think he. I don't know.
Steven Crowder
No, you're right. RuPaul was the backup guitarist for Jars of Clay.
Gerald
What? Did what?
Steven Crowder
Oh, it's working now. Yeah. It must be all your evil powers that you're channeling into the Witchcraft. Yes.
Josh
That's exhaust ray.
Steven Crowder
All right, so Israel. It's probably not good to go right into that after Witchcraft. It's perfect. Let me set. And here's the thing. If I were in charge of the messaging of Israel and what's going on right now, they should mention the hostages that have not been returned every single time, right?
Gerald
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Because no one would blame any nation throughout all of human history if they refused to stop bombing until every single one of their boys and girls were home. They don't really do that. The messaging has been pretty bad. And the public has. If you look at the polling, has really turned disfavorable toward Israel. I've told you that I hate AIPAC for the same reason I hate ActBlue for the same reason that I hate Moms Demand Action. They give so much money to Democrats. Hakeem Jeffries is only in office, really. He's only any. Anything on the national stage because of aipac. But they also give to, of course, Republicans as well. Some years more to Democrats, some years more to Republicans. But at this point, when there is a significant portion of the conservative, the Republican base, and I would say rightfully critical not just of Israel policy, but aipac, it seems like this is a move. When you look at Mike Johnson, who is in Israel right now, and you look at what he is saying, it seems like this is run by people behind the scenes who are saying, yeah, yeah, do this to gain some more cred with the Fox News crowd. Seems a little tone deaf. Here he is, Mike Johnson, the 56th speaker of the House of Representatives in America. We're here with a delegation of members of the House. We're so grateful to be in Israel, particularly on this day, recognizing the destruction of the two temples two times in history. It's such a moving time for us to be here, to be here at the Wailing Wall. We've offered our prayers, we put our notes into the wall as is traditional, and we're so moved by the hospitality.
Josh
Of the people and the great love of Israel. Our prayer is that America will always.
Steven Crowder
Stand with Israel and that we will.
Josh
We pray for the preservation and the peace of Jerusalem. That's what scripture can't say it out loud. It won't come true. It's a matter of faith for us.
Steven Crowder
And a commitment that we have. God bless you. He does have a Jiminy Cricket vibe on him, doesn't he? When you wish upon a Jew. The Wailing Wall, by the way. Even PETA joined in with her disapproval after this footage was released.
Gerald
Yeah, I don't think it's the.
Steven Crowder
Not particularly proud of it, but we did it. So he says we're praying for the peace of Jerusalem. Yes. And that America, I believe, he said, is always allied with Israel. What is it that he said? He said something along those lines.
Gerald
They would always support.
Steven Crowder
They would always support. Something like that. Let me ask you this. Why? Why?
Gerald
What if they nuke Paris?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly. Are they still supposed to support them? How about you pray that Israel finds themselves in alignment with being a good ally to the United States? Remember when everyone said Canada was a great neighbor, that they were our greatest ally? Well, they're not now. Why can't we allow that to be a possibility with Israel. The way that he frames it, it sounds like he's saying that the United States should continually align themselves with Israel as opposed to, hopefully Israel continues to be a good or valuable ally or resource to the United States. And so I get the criticism coming from people.
Gerald
Yes.
Steven Crowder
And you can have that. I have that same criticism. And I hope that the IDF personally inserts a rocket into every ass of a Hamas member on this planet.
Gerald
Yes, a big one.
Steven Crowder
This is, yeah. You know, the biblical idea of Israel, Geraldine, of course, you know this pretty well. Like, it just seems like, what if.
Gerald
A fascist government takes over Israel somehow, some way? I mean, it's happened for other countries. Are we then supposed to stand with all the actions? Are we supposed to stand with the people of Israel, The Jews?
Steven Crowder
Right.
Gerald
Like, I think people are just completely misunderstanding this and there's so much room in the middle on this to understand what the Bible actually says and what it does not say. And Ted Cruz knows exactly what it does not say. He's quoted that. And what it really isn't referencing when it talks about, you know, the synagogue of Satan. Also in the Bible, so many people go to the extremes and then stuff like this happens. And it just feeds the extreme view. Yeah, it feeds the view of you're Israel first. Why are you even there right now? And by the way, when you wear the. What is it, the kippah that's part of the protocol of going to the Wailing Water.
Steven Crowder
No, I get that.
Gerald
I'm fine with that if it's a voluntary choice. It's just what you're supposed to do there. But this is insane to me.
Steven Crowder
The idea that America will always stand with Israel, period. That's very much a Fox News 70 and above audience. And you know what? You've made these great inroads with young people. I'm not saying that you should turn on Israel if they are a good ally. I'm just saying this kind of a statement that we pray that we are always in alignment. No, no. If you're America first, you pray that Israel finds themselves and put puts themselves in alignment with the interests of the United States. This is not an equal equation. This is not an equation where we are both on the same footing, to be clear. And that absolutely bothers me if I have to choose between Israel or any nation around it that wants to wipe it off the face of the map. Of course I think it's a better country. Of course I think they're a more significant ally. But if you look at the polling and not that polling makes. Right. This just seems like a misstep. So the approval for Israel's actions in Gaza, among all Americans, it's only 32%. Among Republicans, it's 71%. Among Democrats, it's 8%. And among 18 to 34, which by the way leans much more conservative than previous, it's 9%.
Gerald
Yep, that's the misstep.
Steven Crowder
That's the misstep. And here's maybe why. And I will tell you this, on this I agree. And I've been talking about this for quite a long time. If you look at Johnson, his AIPAC funding is $618,000 the year 23 to 24. That is his top contributor by far. That's 10 times what the second place contributor Lockheed Martin gave. 10 times. 10 times. And that doesn't mean that Johnson is wrong about everything or that he's a bad person. But here's the other problem with AIPAC. Hakeem Jeffries received $866,000 from AIPAC. Adam Schiff, $312,000. You look at these numbers, I get it. I get why people have a problem. And if you look at all the people they give to, by the way, in 2024 it was 25 million to Republicans, 16 million to Democrats. Historically, it's split. Some years it's higher to Democrats. You go, what's the commonality? The commonality is not that AIPAC cares about you, the American citizen, it's they care about. AIPAC is not an America first organization. It is absolutely an Israel first organization. What other organization on earth would single handedly be responsible for the campaigns, by and large for both Hakeem Jeffries and Speaker Johnson? Can you name one?
Josh
Remember when they were trying to make Jeffries the Speaker?
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Josh
Nominating Johnson.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Josh
Are you sponsoring both?
Gerald
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald
It's called hedging your bets. And people do this all the time. It's what pisses us off. If you break down Johnson, Johnson's numbers a little bit further and go into like what they call industries, which is the names I'm going to say are not industries. But Pro Israel was number three in giving of people that fit in that, I don't know, they call that an industry. Number one retired by a mile. Yeah, this is definitely an older person crowd that is not on social media right now. They're not looking at really what's going on in Gaza with any kind of a realistic lens. And listen, I am Pro Israel doing what they need to solve this problem. Of course, But I think we're all kind of horrified because we can see war. War has always been horrific. It's never. It's not more horrific what's going on in Gaza than what happened in Germany or what happened in Japan during World War II.
Steven Crowder
That's.
Gerald
This is. Or in China or in Russia or in Ukraine or any of those places. It's not more horrible. It's just that we can see it every single day.
Josh
They're showing it on CNN now.
Gerald
Yeah, exactly. But the older audiences, they're not really watching all of that stuff. They're not really looking at all of that. And so that's why this is a misstep. They're missing out that the younger generation. We are watching that, and there is middle ground to grab us. But when you don't. When you go and do this, people run like crazy to the people who are saying, see, they're going to Israel.
Steven Crowder
Why? Why?
Gerald
Nobody has an answer for why. And so you go, AIPAC funding. Yeah, that's 100% true. Okay, okay, now I can connect the dots. He's in Israel. We should always support Israel. AIPAC funding pro Israel, number three. Number one, retired people. I get it. I'm starting to see the picture here. And they run to conspiracy theories instead of truth, because nobody is speaking the truth about this.
Josh
Is there any other country that. That has representation like that?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, and government? Sure. There are lobbyists. You have Qatar. You have a Chinese. Of course.
Josh
Yes, like that. That's backing.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah. They sometimes are under a different name, but. But AIPAC is definitely a problem. My issue is that a lot of people on the right think, oh, no, AIPAC is different. AIPAC is not your friend.
Gerald
No.
Steven Crowder
Look at who they donate to. Do you have any other friends who would, to the tune of millions of dollars, support Schiff, Jefferies, Schumer, people like that? No, the answer is, of course not. So why do you make an exception for aipac? I would say that you have conflicting values, you have conflicting alignments. If you still support aipac, and you're America first at this point. I've been invited. I'll tell you. I've been invited by a lot of these organizations and nonprofits, many of whom put out, it's true, a lot of conservative content to go to Israel. And I said, nah.
Josh
You said, what?
Steven Crowder
Listen very much. My response, because they kept asking me, is like a baby eagle in the nest.
Gerald
You sent him a meme that did that.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. I never went.
Gerald
Look, I think it would be totally fine if I was A congressman and I wanted to go. Or if I was a president, I wanted to go.
Steven Crowder
I just.
Gerald
I wouldn't make it a photo op. I don't need it. I think it's an interesting historical site and obviously our faith is in Jerusalem. Like, that is a major scene, both past and present and, yes, future. If you think Israel doesn't exist in the future, you're an idiot. That is fine. Doing what he did, doing what other politicians have done. You can see why they do it. It's so obvious. Stop playing into that narrative. You're going to lose the younger generation for a very long time and it's going to hurt Israel in the process.
Steven Crowder
Yep. No, that's a very good point. Let's go on to this next topic. This is all over the news this morning, and it's kind of funny.
Gerald
So we're gonna fight by running.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Over the weekend, all of the Democrat lawmakers, or most of them. I don't know if it's all of them. I should be careful. I deal in hyperbole.
Gerald
Enough of them.
Steven Crowder
They fled the state. And I know what you're thinking. Oh, because finally some people are going to be arrested. You know, like people who took a walking tour in January 6th. No, no. They fled the state as a way to fight, to try and deny Republicans plans to redistrict on a very reasonable level. By the way now to Texas Republicans advancing a plan to revise their congressional.
Josh
Map in an attempt to give the GOP an edge in the midterms tonight, Texas Democrats left the state to delay passage of the bill. This is.
Steven Crowder
Some governors are crying foul and others.
Josh
Are threatening to take similar actions across several states. The proposed map could flip five seats.
Steven Crowder
From likely wins by Democrats to Republicans. The move could help them keep their rightfully so by carving up cities like deep blue Austin into multiple red districts, leaving just one Democratic stronghold in the center. Yes. Fight by running away to states that you don't represent. Even some national representatives joined in on this fight. Or I should say this, this fighting technique. Unfortunately, not all of them had the stamina.
Josh
Damn, I'm tired. Dead ass. I'm about to take my ass home. Can't be out here messing with you fools. Got my weave all messed up. Y' all got me up. Yeah, she makes a point.
Steven Crowder
She's the people's champion.
Gerald
Yeah, well, she's about to be out of a job.
Steven Crowder
This is not the first time they've done it, by the way. They did it in 2003. And by they, I mean Democrats for Pretty much the same reason. But there's a lot of misinformation out there on this topic. It's time for claim truth. And this is one that. I get it. I understand that to a lot of people it can seem boring, but you need to know that this is a hill that the left is willing to die on. They're actually running away to try and gum up the process here. And it is important to. Let me just lay down the groundwork here, actually. These new districts make a whole lot more sense. So let's go through some of these claims. Check the references. Claim number one, that gerrymandering, redistricting, whatever term you want to use, it is specifically a tool of the Republican elite used to cheat. Well, they also cheat by gerrymandering. Right? Because there's no real Republican claiming they won when they didn't. Giving the president five new seats by tearing up communities of color, by tearing up coalition districts is dangerous for America and gives him an authority to do something that he should not do, all because he's scared of investigations. If we fight for fairness, if we make sure that the number of seats that you're entitled to, both in the state legislature as well as in the House of Representatives, on the basis of fair criteria, Democrats and progressives will do just fine. Republicans have to cheat in order to win. Ah, so it's a Republican thing. Here's the truth. Okay? Both parties do it. And yes, both parties have probably done something that would be questionable to some degree. I would argue Democrats do that a whole lot more. And in some cases, redistricting makes a whole lot of sense. We'll get to that. But the truth is both parties do it, and Democrats have used this to their advantage for a very long. Let me give you some examples here of maps. Because when they say Republicans cheat, and usually when they tell you something, something racism, it's designed to break up black districts, you know it's a lie. But bring up Illinois. So here's Illinois. This is before, right? Trump won some of these rural districts in 2020 by an average of 2 points. And then you look at after. Is that in the same overlay?
Gerald
Same overlay, look.
Steven Crowder
So, yeah, before and after. Right. Then you had two new Democrat districts that were in rural Illinois, the 13th and 17th district, and they went for Harris by an average of 7.6 points. So you can see that right there in Illinois. Let's look at another one, Nevada, in 2022. So if you look at this, there's your before and after. Nevada's three Democratic representatives, they were reelected by an average of 6.1 points in spite of the fact that Trump won the state by 3.1 points. And by the way, that map in Nevada was rated an F by Princeton University. This has happened on both imaginative. No, it's happened on both sides. Both parties do it. And by the way, that's never going to change. So the question that needs to be asked is, are these districts as representative of the people in those districts as possible? I would argue that Democrats don't even take that into account.
Gerald
No, I agree. And listen, just to set this up, too, to some degree, it's, it's kind of. It's very hard to draw these things out. It's not like just straight lines. No, it's not like an easy process to just pick counties either, because you're going to run into some problems that way. So, yes, it's going to always be a little bit messy. And if it works out to your advantage, you're going to be happy. And if it doesn't, then you're not. But let's be honest about what's actually happening. None of those maps looked reasonable.
Steven Crowder
No.
Gerald
Right. To somebody saying, well, this needs to be just completely fair across the board.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Gerald
Because there's so much within those maps and lines going like half the state and trying to capture something doesn't make any sense.
Steven Crowder
Can we pause one second? Right now on cnn, they're saying that cancer risks are going up among young people. And here are the tips for reducing it. Increase physical activity, keep a healthy weight, avoid tobacco, limit alcohol consumption, eat diet low in animal. Okay, so here's the thing. Young people are already smoking much less, using tobacco much less. They're actually drinking significantly less. So what is it? Why are the cancer rates going up? And I'm willing to bet that this actually, we can reference this. We can go back to it in. In Rumble Premium. Laying the brain to you guys. They did this. There was a study on this not too long ago. And what they didn't tell you is the obesity rates. In other words, the obesity rates are significantly higher and that increases your risk of colorectal cancer. But they can't do it because they're the ones who have told you that. Beautiful at every size, healthy at every size. They're giving you advice. Young people, your cancer rates are higher than your grandparents.
Josh
I want to die beautiful, not old.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. So you can say, oh, I've died more cancer for me than my grandparents. Well, what's your advice? Well, smoke less. All my grandparents smoked like chimneys drink less. Well, we don't drink all that much. They drank more Every single day was cocktail hour. Is there anything else? Is there anything else? Is there anything else? Well, maybe you can get some more exercise. I'm sorry, what was that? What was that? Oh, yeah, that's right. It's the obesity. It's irrelevant to bring up tobacco and alcohol use. That's not the rate limiting factor.
Gerald
Listen, you can run away from the shot and run on a treadmill and you'll be fine.
Steven Crowder
There you go. Anyway, back to redistricting. It's just, they bring this up, it's like, how do they present? I always wonder, how does an average CNN viewer watch this and go, oh, wait, oh, wait a second. How is cancer going up? How is cancer? And do they actually believe, like, oh, smoking rates must be higher. Alcohol abuse must be higher? No, none of those things are true. Obesity is higher. But they've told you that. Every one of us who says, hey, the obesity issue, which is a strain on our insurance system, it's a strain on our social safety nets. We need to change this. We need to change the whole self esteem, all bodies are great movement. They told you that we were fascists and we were extremists. Well, now, like I've told you, hey, feminists, you want to keep going, die alone. Hey, you want to keep going with all bodies are beautiful die of cancer. That's what's happening. How is that? This shows you, you just saw in real time how the left is not empathetic. They don't care about you at all. They just want your vote. And if you follow their advice, you will die single, alone, miserable, poor, in debt, riddled with cancer. You'll basically be a tumor.
Gerald
All right, hold on. Before you go on to research, actually, before you said any of that, just said specifically, they are fat as hell. Yes, before you said it was because they were fat. Research was like they were chiming in to let you know you're actually right.
Steven Crowder
I guarantee if I look at this, if you look at the cross tips, like, oh, yeah, the obesity fat. All right, go back to redistricting. Here's the next claim that they are making. And this is where right away, if ever you hear the. It doesn't mean that it never happens, but if they say something, something racist, you should immediately assume that they're lying. Use that as the jumping off point because their claim is the new Texas map is actually racist. We're talking about this as partisan gerrymandering, and it is, but make no Mistake.
Josh
In Texas, Republican gerrymandering is racial gerrymandering.
Steven Crowder
And it's illegal. I am here to urge the members.
Josh
Of the Texas legislature to say no. Similar to white balance and the racially discriminatory. Discriminatory redraw of congressional maps, a map that seeks to use racial lines to divide hardworking communities who have spent decades building up their power and strengthening their voices.
Steven Crowder
This is nothing more than an attempt. Silence.
Gerald
He's got a picture of himself that.
Steven Crowder
Are emanating from communities of color in the state of Texas. He has a crucifix. It's just him. Yeah, I didn't even notice that. Whatever. Self important prick. Yeah, People willing to stand up. Oh, who's that? That looks like my cage.
Josh
It's like when I gave you a ride and I played my. My album.
Gerald
I put my mixtape in.
Steven Crowder
Just want to see a deal. So here's the truth, and this one is really straightforward. This redistricting actually fixes existing racism. So the current lines that make no sense and we'll get. They're drawn around race, to be clear. And then in 2019, the Supreme Court ruled that it was constitutional to draw lines based on political performance and not race.
Gerald
There you go.
Steven Crowder
Let me give you an example. So when they say this is racism. No, no. You drew lines based on race. And then we ended up with a problem where people weren't actually represented by their representatives. It's almost like representatives should represent their people. We ended up with the opposite of that because something. Something racism. Let me give you an example. Dallas, District 33. In Houston, District 9. These districts, as they exit or as they exist right now, they're minority coalition districts. So district 33, 82% non white. So Kamala plus 34. District 9, 82% non white and voted Kamala by plus 44.
Gerald
Wow.
Steven Crowder
So in 2024, the federal court, a federal court, determined that minority coalition districts are unconstitutional.
Gerald
Oops.
Steven Crowder
So the new lines would be a more accurate or more fair representation of the population as well as constitution.
Gerald
I mean, one might say that's the big one.
Josh
I didn't hear about that on CNN or ABC or NBC this weekend.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, play that first clip again where she says, and actually it's illegal. She is telling that audience the exact opposite of the truth. With multiple Supreme Court, federal court rulings and long standing precedent. Listen to her. It is an outright lie. We're talking about this as partisan gerrymandering. And it is.
Josh
But make no mistake, in Texas, Republican.
Steven Crowder
Gerrymandering is racial gerrymandering.
Josh
And it's illegal.
Steven Crowder
I am the exact opposite of the truth. Even the New York Times wrote this. They admitted that the redistricting was actually pretty fair. They said Democrats would still be favored to win the House if the election were held today on the new map. So I want look at those lines, look at how the left has redistricted these lines. And I do think that one of the seats that might would be Crockett.
Josh
Yeah.
Gerald
So this actually is an area of Dallas that I'm very familiar with. South of a particular highway that runs through Dallas is a very urban community. Right. And north of that is a very affluent community that is less urban. And to say that those two things should be represented by Jasmine Crockett, she would never be caught dead in the other one. She's a product of private school and the very finest that education can give you. Like, she's not somebody who identifies with that. But more to the point, like, a bunch of people that live in that area don't have any kind of a voice at all. And so what they're saying is that it's. Oh, it's gonna disenfranchise black and Hispanic people. Well, I don't remember which one is which, so fact check me, guys, in research. I think the redistricting created one new majority black community and two new districts. Two new Hispanic majority districts. One or the other. It's either two black and one Hispanic or one Hispanic and two black. And the argument there is like, yeah, but it's just barely. They just barely have the majority. And I'm like, well, then get them to vote like every other person in America has to do if they want their voice to be heard. You have the majority. What else do you want? You want a super majority? You want 80% so that people can be lazy and not participate in government? Just keep the district.
Steven Crowder
And I guarantee you, the left looks at the tables right now, the trends, and they do not want Hispanic majority, no districts. No. They're like, no, no. More blacks, more blacks, less Hispanics. But hold on a second. I thought they were part of your coalition. Yeah, that's simple.
Gerald
Why run to Chicago, by the way?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, they ran to Illinois.
Gerald
You could go to Oklahoma, Louisiana. Like, places around here. I mean, go down to Cancun if you want. For a minute, I have no idea why. Why do you get on a plane and go, oh, that's right, because this is all a political stunt and Pritzker wants a little bit of camera time.
Josh
Yeah, he's not going to run halfway to Meet you? No.
Gerald
He can't run anywhere to meet anybody for anything.
Steven Crowder
No. What were you going to say, Josh?
Josh
I forget.
Steven Crowder
I'm sorry.
Gerald
Gerald was my fault.
Josh
That's okay.
Steven Crowder
Admonish him. Admonish him for all the interruptions.
Josh
Oh, it sounds like a bad way of cheating.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Josh
It's not very effective if you're gonna cheat, and that's how you do it. That's a really bad way to do it.
Steven Crowder
Do you ever just like, we're too close to this. You ever just go, wait a second, wait a second. Government shouldn't work this way. Like in any other game or competitive event. It's like, all right, you're leading five to two. Oh, they're gone, they ran away. So we're just gonna put the game on pause for a week and a half ever. It's silly. It's childish. They absolutely shouldn't be able to do this. You were assigned, you were voted in to represent your people. Represent your people. Stand there and fight. And then they have the gall to say, ah, conservatives want to cheat. By the way, Governor Abbott, he's a wheelchair guy, he's now laid down the law and he told the Democrats that it would be $500 a day in fines and that they may face felony charges if they fundraise to pay those fines.
Gerald
Yes. And they may have already committed.
Steven Crowder
Some of them may have already done.
Gerald
That by doing so.
Steven Crowder
There you go.
Gerald
And be clear for what I said earlier, not what I just said, because that's correct.
Steven Crowder
Well, it's for interrupting Josh and threaten to have their seats vacated if they don't return by today, 3pm so get back here. You're going to be charged a fine. If you do any fundraising to try and pay those fines, you could face felony charges. And if you're not back here by three, your seat's going to be vacated. That's how you deal with these people now. I hope he follows through.
Josh
Is that an already set in stone law? Is that like something that he's referencing?
Gerald
What?
Josh
Or is that like a new policy?
Gerald
Which one?
Josh
Saying that you'll lose your seats and.
Gerald
No, that's $500 fine and it's already set in stone. And basically it's an so they did this with.
Josh
While that's already on the books?
Gerald
Yeah, yeah. Well, it's, it's. And it's an opinion. Just to be clear, it's an opinion issued by the Texas AG on the law. Now obviously that'll be fought in courts, but in the meantime, he can appoint people in those places, he's literally saying, get back here. Do your jobs. And he said in his letter, he said, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose. And most of the time we handle it like adult. Everybody moves on. And that's part of how we run this state. Get back here, do your job. You lost this one. Maybe you'll win the next time around. Who knows? Maybe you can lobby a little bit more effectively with your counterparts and make this happen. But if you don't, then I'm going to invoke this law and remove you from your seat. Because when the governor calls, I believe, a special session for this, they have to show up. They're supposed to. It says they shall show up. They're not. And then he's saying, I'm going to put somebody else in who's going to represent.
Josh
It doesn't sound very Texan to me. I've only been here for a year and a half, but running away doesn't sound very Texan to me.
Steven Crowder
No, it doesn't.
Josh
It doesn't embody that whole Texan vibe that I've been getting, this whole. Remember the. What are they saying? Forget the Alamo.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Just run away.
Josh
All hope is lost. Run away.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. It's not very inspiring.
Gerald
It's a different thing.
Josh
No.
Gerald
Doesn't make for a good mom.
Steven Crowder
Custer's last. Lay down. Custer's last.
Gerald
Never should have fought the slowdown. But listen, why did they run to the north, too? There's so many historical things here. It's like.
Josh
Well, I mean, South. Isn't it clear?
Gerald
No, I mean, like, to a traditional northern, you know, kind of state. It's just like all the optics in this are really bad. And it's never worked. It's never worked before.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Gerald
And it's really hard to paint this as standing up and fighting when you're just running away. Like, you can't do anything about it. It's constitutional. If you have a problem, go through the court system. If you have a court victory, great. Good for you. You don't have that.
Steven Crowder
Well, the left's proposal to deal with these, by the way, once they get the districts that they want, is. It always ends up being complicated. There are many proposals, kind of like ranked choice voting, where they go. Actually, it should be determined by this committee or it should be determined by this individual. That should be permanent. Hold on a second. Wouldn't you rather these districts be determined, at least in a way that's competitive, where parties can fight, so it can be corrected because, you know, that these districts and these cities, these counties, like populations change. Where do you live right now? If you've lived, let's say, in the same place for 20 years? How has it changed since you've been there? Just think about that. And you should have representation that matches the current makeup of that district. So it's going to happen. These districts are going to change. What kind of a system do you want in place? And I would say, what kind of a system has the most checks and balances? I don't like it when Democrats do it, but I would certainly prefer a system where Democrats can do it and then Republicans can do it and at least it can be competitive. They always want to, okay, pack the court. And then they want to lock people out or they go, oh, we didn't get it this way. Let's actually. Let's actually add new seats to the court. They always want you to trust your institutions until it doesn't favor them, then they want to change it. The Electoral College, who would do away with it, by the way? My opinion on that is if they did away with the Electoral College, no, I don't think it would be right. I think Democrats would be in for a rude awakening.
Gerald
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Because I think a lot of Republicans in states like California and states like New York, they don't go out and vote because they're very pragmatically minded. And they go, well, my vote doesn't really matter in this state anyway. I think if you were to go by a popular vote, you would actually.
Gerald
Totally different.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, I think it would be a shot in the arm of the Republican voting base, and I think you'd actually fare worse. Democrats, especially after this last election. But they want to do away with the Electoral College, okay? They want to do away with the way that we currently redistrict, okay. They want to do away with the longstanding president of the Supreme Court and just add seats. Okay, so what institutions do they really want you to trust? What they really mean is just trust us. We know best. And in this case, they're trying to sell you a bill of goods. And they're trying to sell, hey, this is racist. Right? You should be opposed to something that goes back and forth every couple years, every few years. You should be opposed to it and you should support us running because it's racist. And just think about it. This is the theme today. Jesus Christ superstar. You look at people protesting American Eagle and Sydney Sweeney, and you look at Democrats right now running in every single case. They hold themselves up as these pillars of Bravery of boldness, of risk taking. And they always take the safe position. When was the last time a Democrat actually took a risk with a countercultural opinion?
Josh
Fetterman.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald
Yeah, exactly. Fetterman. Exact person's name that popped into my head.
Josh
Fetterman. I mean, besides that. You make a good point.
Steven Crowder
Point.
Josh
You know, and then you're right. If they took away the Electoral College, they would be shocked. Like, for. I didn't vote in 2008. 12 or 16 living in Washington.
Gerald
Yeah, that's the point.
Steven Crowder
That's. I know a lot.
Josh
I mean, Trump won at 16, but I mean, I wasn't a fan of him back then either. So when to.
Gerald
Matt.
Josh
But I didn't vote in 8, 12 or 16. Like, why. Why would I vote? I live in Tacoma.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, that's a foregone conclusion. So they always want to do away with these institutions.
Gerald
Well, they. The first thing that they said is, it's racist. The second thing, when it became very clear that it wasn't racist, was, okay, we'll get rid of gerrymandering in general. It's like, okay, well, how do you draw lines?
Steven Crowder
Right?
Gerald
It's always gonna be subjective to some degree. Why don't we just make it based on performance? Wait a minute. That's what we just did, right? Solve the problem, you're never going to be happy. Don't give an inch. Let these be the districts. If they wanna challenge it in court and find some way to get it overturned, fine. We'll make that fight then. Otherwise, go screw yourselves and enjoy Chicago.
Steven Crowder
I mean, even a more clear example, by the way, let's. Can you. That last clip with Al Green. Can you fast forward? So we just have that. So we talked about. We talked about Sweeney. It's like, oh, we're opposing American Eagle. Why? Because they have a white. White supremacy. You know, this isn't gonna go anywhere. You know, you're not gonna be jailed. You know, there'll be no consequences for your speech. Jesus Christ Superstar. Let's make it a Nosferatu tranny and a gay guy. Look, Christians, aren't you offended? You know that no Christians are gonna come blow you up if you're crying out loud. If they're not blowing up abortion clinics in record numbers, you can count the amount of times that's ever happened pretty much on both hands. Very likely. 1. To be clear, you. You wouldn't have time to go through all the Islamically inspired attacks. Over 150 million people on Earth think that it's okay, or at least somewhat Permissible to kill Muslims for converting or apostates or for speaking out against the Prophet. They're never gonna do that same thing here. Oh, hey, we're fighting. We're championing for the people. Oh, really? As far as redistricting, it's so racist. It's so archaic. It's so very much like an episode of roots or. Or 10 years a slave. Was it 10 or 12 years a slave? 12 years. 12 years that you are, by God, going to fight by running away to Illinois. Or then you look at Al Green. Yes. We are champions. We are champions. So just so you know that I'm willing to dig my heels in and fight, let me show you this picture of me protesting before lifting my cane where nothing really happened, aside from someone telling me, you know, you can't be lucky lifting your cane and yelling out threats like that, but he wants you to think that he is Jesus Christ on the cross himself. Watch. Is nothing more than an attempt to silence many of the voices.
Josh
An attempt to silence. The sign he brought literally says censored, not silence. No one silenced you.
Steven Crowder
You're still talking.
Josh
They let you do this. They're like, yeah, you want to bring a picture of what? Yeah. Who freaking cares? They bring it in.
Gerald
Yeah, but everybody's here to listen to that guy speaking. You're now speaking, and so we're going to ask you to either sit down or leave.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Gerald
That's all.
Josh
No one silence you. No one try to silence Cory Booker when he was talking for 72 hours and wearing a diaper?
Steven Crowder
No.
Gerald
Silence him.
Steven Crowder
But the left did try and silence. Well, not just their political opposition. You remember the Department of Misinformation? Remember them working in concert with meta, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Google back then Twitter, Microsoft, Apple. Remember that? Remember them wanting you to be on a watch list? Do you remember them, by the way? Do you remember them jailing and accusing people of treason who did nothing more than take a walking tour? They were invited in on the Capitol. I'm not even talking about the rebel rousers. I'm talking about the people who actually were being given a tour by people that. Capital security. They are the party of, hey, booting people, myself included, from campus for speaking. And, by the way, espousing nothing more than basic bitch, Pumpkin Spice, conservative values. They are the party of silences.
Josh
I mean, even in Congress. Remember when Jamaal Bowman silenced Congress by pulling a fire alarm?
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Josh
Literally stopped it from happening.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. What consequences did he have to deal with? I don't remember.
Josh
He got censored yeah, he got.
Steven Crowder
Oh, he got censored, and he also.
Gerald
Censored elections, so, you know, that's the icing on the cake.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, well, he didn't win. But no one came in and checked for the ink on his hand. Yeah. Did they do that with fire alarms, or is that just. If you still address it. Nordstrom's.
Josh
There's multiple situations.
Steven Crowder
I don't know.
Josh
I've been inked a time or two.
Steven Crowder
I don't know.
Josh
They had videos, so they didn't have to go to plan B.
Steven Crowder
Well, I don't know, but last time I went to Nordstrom Rack, I left looking like the Blue Man Group. It's a problem. I'm getting therapy for it. We're going to continue, of course. If you are not a member, click right there. Join Rumble Premium. We're going to play actually bad movie lines. If you're not a member, you just keep on watching. Tim Pool is up next. And I think for bad movie lines today we have. What's the film?
Josh
Cold Sweat.
Steven Crowder
Cold Sweat with who? Charles Bronson. Ooh. Sometimes I wake up with a cold sweat sweat, not a normal sweat. It's slightly cooler. Let's start.
Josh
Yeah, I got the trailer.
Steven Crowder
All right, let's watch. Sooner or later, I'm gonna catch you with your guard down.
Episode Title: Texas Gerrymanders for Trump & Dems Freak: Racism or Good Politics?
Release Date: August 4, 2025
Host: Steven Crowder
In this episode of Louder with Crowder, host Steven Crowder delves into the contentious issues of redistricting and gerrymandering in Texas, examining allegations of racial bias and political manipulation. The discussion extends to cultural critiques, including controversial portrayals in media and the intersection of politics with religion. Guest co-hosts Josh and Gerald join Crowder to provide additional perspectives, creating a robust debate on the implications of these political maneuvers.
Crowder opens the conversation by addressing the recent actions of Texas Democrats who fled the state to delay the passage of a redistricting bill favoring Republicans. He asserts that gerrymandering is a bipartisan issue, emphasizing that both parties manipulate district boundaries to secure political advantages.
Key Points Discussed:
Bipartisan Nature of Gerrymandering: Crowder argues that both Republicans and Democrats engage in gerrymandering, challenging the notion that it is exclusively a Republican tactic.
Impact on Representation: The discussion highlights how redistricting can dilute the voting power of minority communities, referencing federal court rulings that deem certain practices unconstitutional.
Texas Example: Crowder scrutinizes the Texas congressional map, suggesting it unfairly advantages Republicans by dividing predominantly Democratic areas.
Notable Quotes:
Crowder (38:09): "AIPAC is not an America first organization. It is absolutely an Israel first organization."
Gerald (47:54): "It's nothing more than an attempt to silence many of the voices."
Shifting focus, Crowder critiques the latest rendition of Jesus Christ Superstar, highlighting the controversial casting choices that deviate from traditional portrayals.
Discussion Highlights:
Casting Choices: The portrayal of Jesus and other characters with non-traditional attributes, such as a vampire-like Jesus, sparks debate about respect for religious figures.
Impact on Audience Perception: Crowder suggests that such representations undermine the reverence for Christian narratives and contribute to cultural depictions that clash with conservative values.
Comparison with Islamic Representation: He contrasts the treatment of Christianity with Islam, arguing that Islam often receives harsher criticism and repercussions in Western media.
Notable Quotes:
Crowder (16:35): "It's not sacrilegious, I don't think."
Gerald (19:58): "No, no, they don't. As a matter of fact, it was very clear."
The conversation transitions to actress Sydney Sweeney, whose firearm advertisement and political affiliations raise questions about celebrity influence in politics.
Key Points Discussed:
Firearm Advertisement: Sweeney's responsible portrayal of gun use is lauded by Crowder as aligning with conservative values.
Political Affiliation: Her registration as a Republican is highlighted as significant, challenging assumptions about Hollywood's political leanings.
Public Reaction: Crowder speculates that left-leaning audiences may react negatively, viewing her actions as supporting the MAGA agenda.
Notable Quotes:
Crowder (10:04): "Sydney Sweeney has always been an op. She's always worked for them."
Josh (08:22): "The point is she was smiling and she was happy and she was shooting a gun. Yes, that is what I like to do."
A significant portion of the episode examines the role of AIPAC in shaping U.S. foreign policy towards Israel and the broader implications for American politics.
Discussion Highlights:
AIPAC's Funding: Crowder critiques the substantial financial contributions AIPAC makes to both Republican and Democratic candidates, suggesting a lack of genuine America-first agenda.
Public Perception: He argues that unwavering support for Israel, as advocated by figures like Speaker Mike Johnson, may alienate younger voters and the broader population.
Polling Data: The hosts reference polling statistics indicating declining support for Israel among various demographics, attributing this to ineffective messaging by pro-Israel organizations.
Notable Quotes:
Crowder (35:46): "AIPAC is not an America first organization. It is absolutely an Israel first organization."
Gerald (38:57): "I'm starting to see the picture here."
Crowder and his co-hosts express concerns over what they perceive as the left's efforts to control media narratives and silence conservative voices.
Key Points Discussed:
Media Censorship: They recount instances where conservative viewpoints were marginalized or silenced in public discourse and online platforms.
Cultural Wars: The episode touches on broader cultural conflicts, including debates over gender identity, religious representations, and freedom of speech.
Impact on Society: The hosts argue that these tactics foster division and hinder constructive political dialogue.
Notable Quotes:
Crowder (60:57): "They are the party of silences."
Josh (61:48): "He got censored, and he also censored elections, so, you know, that's the icing on the cake."
Steven Crowder wraps up the episode by reiterating his stance against perceived political manipulation through redistricting and cultural redefinition. He calls for greater transparency and fairness in political processes and urges listeners to remain vigilant against what he views as partisan tactics aimed at undermining democratic representation.
Overall, this episode of Louder with Crowder presents a critical examination of current political strategies in Texas, the influence of special interest groups like AIPAC, and cultural shifts in media representations. Through lively debate and pointed commentary, Crowder and his guests advocate for policies and practices that they believe better reflect the interests and values of their audience.