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Steven Crowder
Welcome to the lineup live. I know I just asked because Joe was here.
Joe
Friday is everything.
Steven Crowder
No, look, I have a paper. I have no pen. No, don't throw it at. Don't throw it at me. Don't commit assault. I think that's battery with a potentially deadly weapon. I saw Jason Bourne jab one down some guy's knuckle. Hey, we have a couple things to get to today. It's time to close Keir Starmer.
Joe
That's fun.
Steven Crowder
Here's another reason that the Brits suck. They don't have a problem with quitting. This is the sixth prime minister in 10 years. I will fight to the death for my country.
Joe
Or.
Steven Crowder
Or maybe, you know, have a holiday and the entire country's like, fine, that's cool. I have no respect for you guys. Just so you guys know everyone. I know there's some good people in the uk, but you guys need to stand up. Or at least you need to understand why I have no respect for you guys. Also, Dasha Kirkpatrick, the woman at, I believe it was Walmart or Target, telling some Islamic visitors that they don't belong. This has lit the Internet on fire. I will tell you, there's some stuff that we know, there's some stuff that we don't know, but in principle, she's right. And I think that people who stand up and say what a lot of people believe, even if it's inarticulate, we need to support them if we want to have a culture here that we're discussing that's largely cohesive, where we can all get along. Also, a new segment we're introducing. Remember Woke, because now it's sort of passe and a lot of people don't appreciate just how bad. So I have an old interview with Tom Hardy from 2021 where you'll go, I don't. I don't believe he said that. We have the clips. We'll show you. Let me ask you, what was the most unhinged thing that came out of Peak wokeness? I'd say it's probably 2019 to 2021. That's really when it was at its worst. You let me know and we'll take your chats later on. On with the show.
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Steven Crowder
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Josh Firestein
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Josh Firestein
Now who do you think you are?
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Well, I don't know anything.
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Look, that's none of your business, okay?
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Josh Firestein
We lost Noodles.
Steven Crowder
We lost Noodles. We were just doing the show. He just bolted.
Unknown Guest 1
Yeah, he left.
Josh Firestein
He left at his iPad. I Was playing elevator music. I don't know what's going on.
Steven Crowder
There's a dust shaped cloud of where
Keir Starmer (clip)
he used to be.
Steven Crowder
It was like. He was like, oh, no, the fuzz. And just ran.
Josh Firestein
Hey, he forgot something.
Keir Starmer (clip)
All right.
Steven Crowder
Okay.
Josh Firestein
Just kidding.
Steven Crowder
I hope he's all right. I hope he'll be back anyway. Well, I'm glad to be with you and hopefully will be back with us soon. He's fast.
Josh Firestein
Yeah, he's quick.
Steven Crowder
He's a fast little bastard.
Josh Firestein
Yeah, those legs move.
Steven Crowder
They do move, Especially considering you gotta
Josh Firestein
put that hammer to the side.
Sponsor Voice
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Steven Crowder
Maybe it helps him go faster. It's like a pendulum. It's like a. Like a kangaroo. He can.
Josh Firestein
Or like a.
Steven Crowder
He has a three. You know, he can just box with his two legs in the air.
Josh Firestein
It's like a propeller.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, like tails from Sonic and tails.
Josh Firestein
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Or like Mario when he gets that. That special mushroom. Yeah.
Steven Crowder
He can. Can jump further. He can't fly. He can glide.
Joe
When he swims, it's like a keel.
Steven Crowder
It stabilizes him. We apologize. All right. I am so glad that I forgot Juneteenth was a thing. So we'll. We'll have a quick, Quick clip for you for those who actually did remember. But first, Captain Morgan, CEO, is out. He'll be back tomorrow. In his place there, Mr. Josh Firestein. How are you, sir?
Josh Firestein
I'm all right. Yeah, I'm good. I'm feeling. I'm. I'm trying to be my best Gerald today.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, that's okay.
Josh Firestein
Well, gave up immediately.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, Just wipe out the funny and up the annoyingness.
Josh Firestein
I tripped it to table to get on the way in.
Steven Crowder
Oh, very nice. Perfect. But then you said your prayers, But where people want to see you, you know, actually, be yourself. Be funny. Wednesday. It's this Wednesday, June 24th.
Josh Firestein
Yeah. At the Addison Improv in Addison, Texas. Texas. Whatever it is.
Steven Crowder
Addison Improv. One of my favorites. All right. Well, that's great. In your chair. It's a familiar face, but, you know, it's unfamiliar compared to. You're here most days. And I actually, at one point. You know, I've talked about this, like, I've moved around a lot. At one point, I lived in his balls. It's Pops Crowder.
Joe
You know, I was thinking about that the other day. You've been running that lead for me since the radio days.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, it's true. I thought you were thinking about the fact that you were my incubator. Well, Noodles. Noodles is back. All right. You okay? Everything Turned out all right.
Keir Starmer (clip)
Yes.
Joe
Okay, good. There he is.
Josh Firestein
Stupid tablet started an alarm for zero reason, so I didn't want it on here.
Steven Crowder
Oh, okay. I guess time to take your shrinking pills.
Josh Firestein
That was an elevator music. I thought we were.
Steven Crowder
It's just learning. Must take reverse calis. He's got to soften it up.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
His AIs become sentient. Like, take it now. The world's not ready.
Josh Firestein
Someone should send that stuff to Nigeria.
Steven Crowder
Dear God, if only the world knew. I don't know.
Joe
That's if his flaccidness lasts more than four hours.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly.
Joe
See a doctor.
Steven Crowder
In which case. Okay, we're gonna move on. We've let that try. But by the way, also shout out. Is the us Us that you have going on. It's like a cameo, but without the communism kind of.
Joe
Sure.
Steven Crowder
Where you can get. You can get personalized videos from your favorite creators.
Dasha Kilpatrick (clip)
All that.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly. There you go. Enough of the plug.
Joe
I appreciate that.
Steven Crowder
We have so many plugs today. Here's. Okay, Juneteenth. Remember Juneteenth was a thing. Well, it's not really a thing, but some people still think it's a thing. Here's a Juneteenth event from Alabama where they reenacted. And I know, like, you have reenactments of the Civil War. And I'll tell you, like, those people who are really into it, it can be kind of weird. You're like, hey, hey, what do you do? Like, I run a show. And what do you do? Like, well, what I'm really passionate about. And they show you their costumes. You're like, oh, my God, I don't want to do this right now. But it could be worse. They could have reenacted just slavery.
Josh Firestein
Oh, they're not working. They're very.
Steven Crowder
Can you imagine if that slave was walking by a visit?
Keir Starmer (clip)
What?
Steven Crowder
What are you feeding these slaves? You guys are scared. How do your slaves so big?
Josh Firestein
Did you eat the other slave?
Steven Crowder
I particularly like the reenactment, but it's a modern IKEA metal bowl above her
Joe
head with the barcode showing ye.
Josh Firestein
I think they'd be a little quicker during slavery.
Steven Crowder
You'd think so now that would somebody make them quicker?
Josh Firestein
They're famous for their cankles.
Steven Crowder
Yes. I also imagine many slaves walked around with their fists up as black power. And they were not beaten mercilessly.
Josh Firestein
Now you understand. I say, look, boss, I found some cotton.
Sponsor Voice
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Steven Crowder
No, you mean I found some cotton. Put it in the bucket.
Josh Firestein
Why you showing me?
Steven Crowder
Why you showing me? I own it anything you show me is mine. It's just, I don't understand. Where are they slaves? The one is in like a full on handmaid's dress. The other one's in a tank top. The other one's carrying a metal popcorn bowl with a non stick, non slip silicone base.
Josh Firestein
He said anything you show me, it's mine. Everything that cotton hair, that baby you
Steven Crowder
holding, it's all mine.
Joe
Make an effort.
Steven Crowder
There's no effort. Say, oh, yeah, well, you know, I got that. My slaves are pretty good. I got that one who's got Juicy written across the ass on them new velour pants? Can't wear that out in the sun in the South.
Josh Firestein
I don't, I don't quite understand the event though. It looks like a fashion show. Well, yeah, like people are just. I don't understand what they're doing.
Steven Crowder
Just because you're just cause you're an owned human being don't mean you can't dress with a little panache.
Joe
Ron Everett put more effort into Kwanzaa.
Steven Crowder
That's right. Made up a holiday just so he could bang and beat them with soldering irons and fill their mouths with bleach so only 1% of blacks can celebrate it. Like, it's not bullshit. I don't know. Can we continue with this slave owner character? It's a character. It's not me, to be clear, but
Josh Firestein
I think he's a bad guy.
Steven Crowder
He's a bad guy.
Josh Firestein
We all think that he's a bad guy.
Steven Crowder
It's just that he's funny though, because he is funny.
Josh Firestein
Because he's such a piece of crap.
Steven Crowder
I also wondered, like, if the roles were reversed. Slavery's awful.
Josh Firestein
Yes, of course.
Steven Crowder
Can we all agree that slavery was terrible and I'm so glad it ended. Comment below. Right. Slavery bad.
Joe
I'm glad we were able to free them from the Democrats.
Steven Crowder
Yes. But on the flip side, slavery was going to happen. Right. Because it still happens. More slaves than ever on Earth.
Keir Starmer (clip)
Right.
Steven Crowder
We acknowledge that. So it's a part of the human condition and a bad one. But seeing the interracial crime statistics now and how black people treat other black people and let alone members of other races, with comparatively unfettered cruelty and violence. If you're going to have slavery, which is terrible, you don't want to have it. But if you understand that it's going to happen, isn't it better that like, it wasn't a majority of like black slave owners?
Josh Firestein
Yeah, I mean, they did start that way.
Steven Crowder
Well, yeah. In Africa.
Josh Firestein
You could argue that one of the worst things they could do was sell their own people to get on ships.
Steven Crowder
You could.
Josh Firestein
We all know they're afraid of.
Joe
Yeah.
Josh Firestein
You know, and then you send them across. That's pretty evil.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, but I don't think there would have been any, you know, like white slaves who were becoming friends with their master. Like, sir, no sir. They would have been if there were white slaves.
Josh Firestein
And I don't know if this is racist to say or not, if they're white slaves. I feel like they would have escaped faster.
Steven Crowder
I do think they would have escaped faster.
Josh Firestein
Hey, I don't know if that's.
Steven Crowder
Hey, look, look, over there's this. Oh, I don't know if you guys saw. Right over that ridge there. I saw a horse and buggy with the biggest, most ostentatious grill. A Chrysler 300. I don't know, you might want to go check red.
Josh Firestein
When the buggy stops, the wheels, they keep on spinning.
Steven Crowder
They keep on spinning. Listen, master, I know we got off on the wrong foot and I don't know, I happen to have some of this extra drink that's really purple, you know, I don't know. I'm no good if I have it, but I don't know. Let's see if you. I also found this growing in the field.
Josh Firestein
It's a brand new plant. I call it marijuana.
Steven Crowder
Marijuana.
Josh Firestein
That's right, master. Take a load off and ease your mind.
Steven Crowder
Who rolled that perfect marijuana cigarette? Put it right next to your bedside and purple drank. Enjoy.
Josh Firestein
Run.
Joe
All right.
Josh Firestein
They'll never hit us holding them guns sideways.
Steven Crowder
Like a pepper box. Revolvers. I don't know how to hold it. It's a square no matter how I do it round.
Josh Firestein
Stephen. Master's got the whip now he's got the nae nae.
Steven Crowder
I get the whipping, I get the floor. Forcing me to pick. But for God's sakes, you don't need to teach me how to. Dougie.
Josh Firestein
I know Dougie. He's a good slave.
Steven Crowder
That's right, he's a good slave. Not walking around with no, no fist up like that, Master. No. We respect authority. That's right. I have so much extra purple drank, I don't know what to do with it. You want some?
Josh Firestein
Feel like you make good decisions when you drink it.
Steven Crowder
That's true. I trust your purple drink induced judgment. So slavery reenactment I like. I don't know what to do with it other than make fun of it. To be fair, they do these slavery reenactments all the time. Push the block. Okay, okay, okay. You don't need to yell. Moses is gonna hear about this one.
Josh Firestein
You're not gonna tell nobody. Shut up and get back to work.
Steven Crowder
Well, I will. Where's my whip? No, no, no, no. I'm working. I'm working. You don't need to get the whip.
Josh Firestein
Found it.
Joe
No, no, no.
Steven Crowder
It turns out what fuels the pyramids was Men's Warehouse.
Josh Firestein
You're gonna love the way you work.
Steven Crowder
I still believe it's aliens. Now, I don't, to be clear. All right, we have to talk about it really quickly. Iran, Boy, this is just. Remember how last week I said the communication has not been good? Well, somehow it's gotten worse. This morning, J.D. vance, our vice president, said that they have a solid foundation for a deal with Iran, that they laid that down in Switzerland. But of course, nothing seems consistent. It's been a very. It's going to be a bumpy ride for 60 days. And I'll tell you, if I'm being honest, I go back and forth from, all right, let's ride it out, see what happens. To just turn it into, like, Kello's, you know, Kellogg's workshop. At this point, that's how I feel. With the ransom, I was like, well, they're going to make deals that they're never going to honor. But here's J.D. vance sort of making the case that I guess it's going well.
J.D. Vance
The way that I think about it is very simple. We laid a very good foundation for a successful final deal. The final deal is the house. We set the foundation. We haven't built the house, but we've laid a successful foundation to get to a good place for the American people. I think it's important for all of us to appreciate how much was done. But honestly, there is still a lot to do as we continue to make progress on the nuclear talks, on the economic talks, as we continue to de mine the straits and ensure that that flow of traffic continues to pick back up. A lot of progress, but still some work to do, and we're very committed to doing exactly that.
Steven Crowder
Lot of work to do. It seems like all the work is left to do right now. I don't really know how anything has changed. They say, oh, you know what? They're brokering a deal. Then the Iranian negotiators, right, they walked out after Trump Post posted this threat online. He said, if you close. Wow. If you close the Strait of Hormuz, you won't have a country. You won't even make it Back to your country. It's like, get on the same page, guys. And yeah, look, where do you like with Israel and Hezbollah? I understand it. I understand it. Hezbollah killed Israelis. Of course they did that. They were launching rockets from Lebanon and then Israel went back southern Lebanon, killed anywhere from 30 to 80 something people. I understand that Hezbollah hides behind their civilians. But Israel also needs to understand this is going to be a difficult wind down and you have to show some restraint if your goal is to have long lasting peace, if the goal is just vengeance, if the goal is just making sure that everyone around knows that they can't fight, I understand it. For example, I wouldn't blame a father if a father lived in my neighborhood and he just went hog wild, went falling down because the Crips, you know, somehow recruited his son. I get fine. But that's not the same. That's not the same interest that I have in my neighborhood. I don't blame him. But it doesn't mean that it's part of my goal or my mission. And maybe Israel, maybe they're at the point, like, I don't want their hands tied, but you guys go it alone. What really doesn't help is them releasing polls and talking about how Donald Trump and the United States are these betrayers. What? When is it enough? When do you guys show some gratitude, fight your own wars. At this point, if you want to continue fighting a war, either our views are aligned, a deal can be worked out or they're not. Go it alone. Or the Iranians can't be trusted. Glass the whole thing. Carg island. Boom. Gone. Destroy their economy immediately. Walk off.
Joe
So Demine the strait. There are still mines in the strait?
Islamic Speaker (clip)
Yeah.
Joe
Where's all this control? If you close the strait, how do they close it? I thought we had all this control, Right? They can't control it. Apparently. They still can't.
J.D. Vance
How?
Steven Crowder
Right?
Joe
Unbelievable.
Steven Crowder
It's just awful. Awful.
Joe
You know the most dangerous guy in the building is a guy who just got fired. Right. The idea of nothing to lose. They know they have a baseline deal. They're going to get that deal.
Steven Crowder
So they're just messing with them.
Joe
They're just messing with him. They're going to agree, screw up and all the fallout in surrounding countries.
Steven Crowder
It has to happen.
Joe
I don't see how they get it done. Yeah, they are messing with him. They've got a baseline deal. They know they're going to get you push them up to the line. They'll announce that it's all settled, ready to go, and then they'll screw them again.
Steven Crowder
I think there needs to be a statement that's really clear. Look, this is what we are going to sign, and it's going to ensure that there are no nuclear capabilities. Just focus on that and go. As for the rest, you guys are going to have to deal with it here. Gulf states, you say that you want this settled. You say you want some peace, Start sorting it out. And we need to divest as much as we can. Decouple ourselves from anything having to do with that region of the world, including Israel. All of it. All of it. Pull out, withdraw. We want nothing to do with it. Police your own. The only time you see us is when you hear some planes overhead or the sounds of bombs dropping because it's in the interest of American security. I understand diplomacy. I understand strategic military strikes, but not if you can't communicate to the American people why it's being done, what the exit strategy is. This is not going well right now. That's my opinion. Yeah, that's my opinion. Tell you who else understands the concept of not going well. UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer, quitter. But he's not. To be fair, he's in good company. He's the sixth prime minister in 10 years, and I say that. But it's a culture where quitting is just kind of fine. Like, they don't expect their leaders to stick it through. Don't you think that's a pretty big difference than the United States? It was a huge deal, right, at one point that they might impeach.
Keir Starmer (clip)
Right.
Steven Crowder
They're gonna impeach Nixon. So he resigned to do the right thing in the uk it's just like, yeah, well, I thought I could do it. Turns out I can't, so I'm gonna go on holiday. And, you know, I did my best. Everyone's like, oh, yeah, he did his best.
Joe
The Prime Minister now is a cockney, apparently.
Steven Crowder
I did his best. Sure. Yeah. Hey, you know what we'll do with all these roaming rape games ourselves?
Joe
You know, Trump survives two impeachment attempts.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Joe
300 years in prison, he was facing the guy.
Steven Crowder
Talk about hanging in there. You want to talk about grit? Compare the grit of President Trump. The guy's been shot. They've tried to kill him so many times. Kirsten was like, oh, read on X that someone said I was a wanker.
Josh Firestein
Oh, let the prime minister have X. Yeah, yeah.
Steven Crowder
Hey, I think we have to write. I think we have to regulate X. It's a bridge too far. Also, you. Bridges are collapsing. But I'LL leave that to next guy. So Prime Minister Keir Starmer announced his resignation. Here he is being a giant.
Keir Starmer (clip)
Every decision I've taken has been about putting the country I love first.
Josh Firestein
Your voice is not off.
Keir Starmer (clip)
That is why I will resign. Well, pause.
Steven Crowder
I wasn't really doing an impression of images. Every decision I've made, including my brill cream hairdo,
Josh Firestein
it's pretty good.
Steven Crowder
I just. It's the same pitch. Is this not in front of a live audience? Because that's what he needs. I would love to see some British hecklers.
Josh Firestein
Oh, it's definitely in front of a live audience.
Steven Crowder
Is it?
Josh Firestein
Yeah. I saw a little bit at the beginning of this video. It's a long video that he made at the beginning. There's music in the background.
Steven Crowder
Oh, was there.
Josh Firestein
I was like, did this wanker really bring his own soundtrack?
Steven Crowder
Exactly. He just walks out, plays a boom.
Joe
And I'm sure it's a great house, but picture the White House and now the new ballroom that's being built. And here is me address.
Steven Crowder
It's 10. Hey, hey, listen. It's all gone private. I really hope I haven't been dox. Oh, me. It's right there. What's that crest on your podium? You look all right. Proper cut out. All right, just keep playing it.
Keir Starmer (clip)
And when I leave the biggest job in the country, when I spent more time on the most important job, being the best husband I can to my fantastic wife, Vic, who has been a rock by my side through good times
Steven Crowder
and bad, and being the best dad
Keir Starmer (clip)
I can to my beautiful children, who are my pride and my joy. Thank you very much.
Steven Crowder
It just seems so unstately.
Joe
To my wife and her boyfriend, the rock.
Steven Crowder
It's time for me.
Joe
They're both rock.
Steven Crowder
To recuse myself to the small chair in the hotel room.
Keir Starmer (clip)
I watch.
Steven Crowder
I don't take part. That'd be disrespectful.
Josh Firestein
Spend more time with my children. Gay Pride and Almond Joy.
Dasha Kilpatrick (clip)
Yes.
Keir Starmer (clip)
Right.
Steven Crowder
We thought we had a third one mound. We lost it.
Josh Firestein
It's buried under a mound now.
Islamic Speaker (clip)
Yes.
Steven Crowder
Don't get me started on schools.
Keir Starmer (clip)
But.
Steven Crowder
So anyways, in honor of his voice actually broke. It's time for me to go back to being a husband and a father. Just shut up and leave. Just say, I'll quit. I'll quit. I'll quit. Quit.
Josh Firestein
That's a cop out. It is. We all want to be better fathers, and we all want to be better husbands. Okay. That's a cop out. When you resign, you're like, maybe they'll have more understanding if I tell them it's because I want to be a better husband and father.
Joe
You know, we should have had a clip of the Churchill thing, you know, just juxtapose the two.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Just never, ever we will fight on
Joe
the beaches, you know, and then this guy.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, just think about that. He's just the guy. He's like, look, I know you'll be in good hands. You'll be in the hands of the seventh prime minister within 10 years. I know you think. You think it'd be better to have some cohesion than maybe have something where goals run congruently, but instead, I think it's really good to just keep the public guessing. Just a new person, new vision all the time. Nothing gets done. We've got a king stop short.
Josh Firestein
It can't be good for the people. You know, this is like, this is gonna be. This is gonna be the seventh prime minister in 10 years. That's, you know, that's like a kid who's got a single mom and she's run through six stepdads.
Joe
It'll be in imam soon.
Steven Crowder
That's gonna be the new Prime Minister. Look, I know I'm not your father and I would never try and replace him.
Keir Starmer (clip)
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
But these roaming grooming rape gangs would like to have a word and we don't. Look, of all the things. I'm not a racist, so, you know, you can expect a bit more rape and I'll probably quit in about two years. I'll say I'm going back to have my kids, even though they won't speak to me because there's no respect. Point is, our nation's kind of become a bit of a joke, isn't it?
Josh Firestein
The entirety of the UK is just sitting there playing their video games, going, eh, I'm not even gonna bother learning your name, mate.
Steven Crowder
Oh, the next one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, well, call me when she froze a vase at you in the fridge. In honor of Starmer stepping down here is. And I'm glad to be serving up this one. Time to close.
Keir Starmer (clip)
Every decision I've taken has been about putting the country I love first. That is why I will resign as leader of the Labour Party.
Josh Firestein
Time to close. Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning now.
Steven Crowder
Is everything going good?
Keir Starmer (clip)
Very good.
Steven Crowder
It's very nice that you're here. These people all came in, like, 20, 20 minute notice. We all know the great Prime Minister of the uk and we just signed a document.
J.D. Vance
This is.
Steven Crowder
Sorry about that.
Josh Firestein
Time to close. Endings and beginnings are Ending and beginning now.
Steven Crowder
True democracy is citizen led. Politics needs an update. Mr. Speaker, I am a Dooner.
Keir Starmer (clip)
I call again for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza. The return of the society.
Steven Crowder
Have you lost control of your mps, Prime Minister?
Josh Firestein
Time to close. Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning now.
Steven Crowder
We've had free speech for a very,
Keir Starmer (clip)
very long time in, in the United Kingdom and, and it will last for
Steven Crowder
a very, very long time.
Keir Starmer (clip)
But in relation to free speech in the uk, I'm very proud of our, our history there.
Dasha Kilpatrick (clip)
There are new powers here to censor your site. State mandates.
Steven Crowder
To censor my site.
Dasha Kilpatrick (clip)
To censor your site. And Twitter and Facebook. I mean, truth is that okay.
Steven Crowder
I don't think he's going to censor my site because I say only good things. Will you please uncensor my site? Yeah, we're not, we're not censoring anyone.
Josh Firestein
I know that. That it's time for things to close. I know that it's time for things to close.
Steven Crowder
That man is not allowed in my pub. Get out of my pub.
Islamic Speaker (clip)
Hey.
Steven Crowder
What part of public house don't you understand?
Josh Firestein
Hey, it's my pub.
Steven Crowder
Hey, you're fine drinking my Guinness. Seriously, someone would go down with historical shame in the United States.
Josh Firestein
I mean, Nixon did we still talk about that. We still make fun of him.
Steven Crowder
Yes, some people do. And by the way, Nixon did the right thing. We did that, did that segment. He knew the people who had come together because they didn't like the fact that he was trying to wind down Vietnam people in the military industrial complex. And he was like, you know what? I don't want Americans to completely lose faith in their institutions, but I can't work with these folks. And you can argue that it's shameful, but it's a unique event in American history. We still talk about it in the uk it's just. It is, it's different. They don't have the same grit. And that's why I find it so fascinating when you see all these Europeans states that, including Brits talking about how friendly we are. We are very friendly. We are very welcoming people. I have, I have not experienced that with most Europeans, certainly not with Canadians. I think the idea of a friendly Canadian, it's a myth that maybe existed decades ago.
Joe
It's acquiescence.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. They will honor the customs or the norms. They're subservient people, I guess you should say to those in authority. But they're not, they're not charitable people. They're not particularly welcoming people. We are. But the American people Even though we tend to be more friendly than most, that also comes with expectations. And if you don't meet those expectations or if you violate those boundaries, we will kick your ass. They're much, much quicker to fight in the United States, as you can see historically and as you can see as a people. And that means not just fight you, but fight for you. Starmer isn't even willing to fight for the things that he claims to believe in. He quit. That's really what this is. So, Starmer on his way out. But if you are on your way into a new mortgage, give American Financing a call. Hey, there. And the cat was happily reunited with its family, but the giraffe still remains at large. Now a word from our sponsors.
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Keir Starmer (clip)
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Steven Crowder
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Josh Firestein
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Steven Crowder
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Islamic Speaker (clip)
Hold on.
Steven Crowder
I said second drawer.
Josh Firestein
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Steven Crowder
Hold on.
Unknown Guest 1
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Steven Crowder
Yeah. No, that's right. You got it.
Dasha Kilpatrick (clip)
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Steven Crowder
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Unknown Guest 1
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Dasha Kilpatrick (clip)
You're really not welcome in this state or this country. You are wearing scrubs, you work with. It doesn't matter. What matters is that you worship a terrorist who is a warlord, a pedophile and a. And Islam is a terrorist organization.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, he was a pedophile, he was a warlord.
Dasha Kilpatrick (clip)
I'm very educated on this subject.
Steven Crowder
No, cuz you're obviously.
Dasha Kilpatrick (clip)
You need to leave. You're not welcome here. This is not a Muslim country, this is a Christian country. And you stop looking at her like that. You need to leave. You need to leave. You're not welcome here. We have citizens, healthcare. If you're like, you need to leave. You need to go back to your Islamic country where you came from. Okay? No. Everybody's aware of why you're here. No. Okay, so don't think that we don't know and don't think you're going to
Steven Crowder
get away with it.
Dasha Kilpatrick (clip)
I'm pretty sure we're kind people. But you're not being kind. So you can get out of here.
Islamic Speaker (clip)
You're not.
Steven Crowder
Okay, so first off, let's discount kind. Kind doesn't matter at all. Hitler was kind to children. Osama bin Laden was known to be very kind. It doesn't matter. When she says, we know why you're here, we're going to run a montage for you from, from major imams letting you know why Islamic migrants are here. This is according to their leaders. Maybe not every follower knows about it. When she says you're. They don't worship Muhammad. They would say they would say they venerate Mohammed. Right. They only worship God. Technicality.
Joe
Warlord?
Steven Crowder
Yes. Pedophile? Yes. Terroristic? Well, certainly the bulk of global terrorism and it's supported by hundreds of millions of Muslims. And when she says, you need to go back to your. Here's a way that that could have been said appropriately where you wouldn't be outraged, but the left still would. It shouldn't require this, but hey, look, look. However it is, let's assume that they were having an interaction that was a little bit terse beforehand. The way that you're acting, the way that you're dressing, the way that you're approaching people is not in line with our customs in this country. This is not an Islamic country. This is a Christian country. This is a free western Christian country. And you need to know that that's actually not acceptable here. The way you are talking, the way you are acting, the way you are dressing makes everybody uncomfortable. Just as it would if I were dressed this way in your country. And if that bothers you, then I would suggest going back to the Islamic country that you maybe prefer. Otherwise you need to assimilate. You need to assimilate and be better neighbors. And then we still have a problem with the root of your religion because it's very comparable to other cults that, by the way, we have outright rejected. She could have said it that way. That would have been correct. But it doesn't, it shouldn't be required, you know, cuz you've had those moments where you're fed up. Being fed up is not a reason to be vilified, you know, as Himmler So this woman, Dasha Kirpatrick, will give you the information for her. Give, send, go. She was then, of course, doxed by the left. Here you go.
Sponsor Voice
Dasha Kilpatrick.
Steven Crowder
Not a nurse.
Sponsor Voice
Which is what I suspected when that video came out, because lots of other professions wear scrubs. No, massage therapist, not nurse. And she knew the heat was coming because she changed her name online. But a quick perusal of Dasha's like Facebook page paints a picture of someone who has bought hook, line and sinker. All of the anti Muslim propaganda that's out there reach out to me who two years ago she sent these messages to on Instagram. Two years ago she was harassing this woman over a post she made about Palestine. So, yeah, consistently awful. To do what Dasha does, you need to have a permit. And it would seem that the permit that she currently has is a massage student permit. And there's some question about whether or not you could even operate on your own with a student permit. Either way, that permit is given and can be revoked. So if you want to take that up with the Texas department of licensing and regulation and talk to them about how she behaved, that's something you could do.
Steven Crowder
All right. It's something you can do. She was fired from what we know from her workplace, by the way. You can just bring up there's a Facebook post and now there's a givesend go for her. It's currently at 83,000 and I believe. Is it. Did I get the name wrong? Is it Kirkpatrick or Kilpatrick? Kilpatrick. I apologize. Dasha Kilpatrick. There you go.
Joe
I need to know the political leanings of the person rubbing my back.
Steven Crowder
Right? Yeah, exactly. Well, because remember during COVID where Nurse, I just outright. If you don't get the vaccine, I hope you die. I'm gonna treat you last. Right?
Joe
We're kind, but you're being a bad Muslim. Then if you're kind, because the founder is not kind. He instructs you to not be kind to that infidel.
Steven Crowder
He instructs you to be kind until the to give them the most charitable interpretation, to give them the chance to convert and then once they don't sword subjugate.
Josh Firestein
I would argue that guy tizzy ent is a bigger piece of crap than she is.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Josh Firestein
That's all he does. That's what all that soft loser does is he doxes. That's what he does for a living. He doxes people on TikTok and acts, you know, holier Than thou and so righteous. Never does it the other one the other way. It's always one way. It's always. It's always, oh, they lean right or they said something that offends the left. So let's just ruin this person's life forever. It never. I've tagged him a few times by the way. Yeah, in some crazy like antifa stuff like, hey, what's the identity?
Joe
He doesn't outright call for the doxing though. He says that's something you could do.
Steven Crowder
That's something that you could.
Josh Firestein
Now here's their address and here's where their kids go to school.
Joe
If you chose, you could go. They're a regulated industry so you. You could revoke her license.
Josh Firestein
But you know what though?
Steven Crowder
Let's break down. Like I said, you may. And what's your opinion on this comment below? I would really like to see people just toss them in for the give send go. Do you think that this is an excommunicate from society offense? You know, like maps minor attracted persons. The left has far more tolerance for them than someone if inarticulately communicating something that is largely accurate. Let's go through that now. I'll tell you exactly what I mean. Let's replay that short, just a short portion here where she says we know why you're here. What does she mean by that?
Dasha Kilpatrick (clip)
No, everybody's aware of why you're here. No. Okay, so don't think that we don't know and don't think you're going to get away with it.
Steven Crowder
Maybe she's referring to the many, many, many, many imams and their followers outright saying that they are going to take over America systematically. The future is ours. Every EDL nightmare of a Muslim Europe will come true.
Islamic Speaker (clip)
We have amazing opportunities with the freedoms we have here. We can produce think tanks, we can produce thought papers, we can produce visionaries and people to literally go back and influence the world around. And nobody is going to stop us because it's allowed. It's all legal.
Steven Crowder
So know this, that Islam will enter every house.
Sponsor Voice
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Steven Crowder
Don't worry about the Islamophobe. They can yap all they want. Their children will be Muslim. Allah says in the Quran.
Keir Starmer (clip)
Exactly.
Steven Crowder
Our role in Surah Fusilla, Surah 41, we chose the first Muslim mayor of New York City. And inshallah, rightly so. We will choose the next governor of New York as a Muslim and next governor of any state as a Muslim. And we're not going to stop there. Next place is where you know, where it is. I don't want to mention the little chording.
Islamic Speaker (clip)
We are creating an American Islamic culture as we speak. We are creating an Islamic culture in America. A subculture of American Islam. And that is being negotiated right now. What is our secret weapon? Halal weapon. Very halal.
Josh Firestein
Mashallah. Keep having babies.
Islamic Speaker (clip)
Mashallah. We have children. They don't have children. So we're going to be having all Muslim Alhamdulillah.
Steven Crowder
You know, they can be as mad as they want. I don't care.
Islamic Speaker (clip)
We need Muslims in the government. We need Muslims working at every level. We need Muslims in the Pentagon. We need Muslims in the FBI. We really do. And yes, we even need in the CIA. We do need them. We need them. We need them because if they have an ethical compass and they can affect in a positive manner, we want that to happen.
Steven Crowder
America will be a Muslim country. Russia will be a Muslim country. Islam will enter every house.
Islamic Speaker (clip)
Australia is now 7% Muslim. And in cities like Sydney and Melbourne, it's like 10, 15%. In the areas like Lakimba, in Sydney, it's like 60% Muslim. Mississauga is 15% Muslim. One out of eight people in Mississauga is Muslim. London is 10% Muslim. England as a whole is 78, 7% Muslim. UK as a London is 10% Norway. I was there three months ago. Oslo. Who would imagine 10% Muslim. Vienna, almost 10% Muslim. 9%, 9% Muslims in Vienna. Paris, of the highest concentrations in the Western world. Officially they say 17%. Unofficially, 20, 25%. Potentially one out of five people in Paris is Muslim.
Steven Crowder
We actually have a hadith and hopefully we're raising our children in this way that each and every one of us is supposed to dream of the opportunity of engaging in jihad with the enemy. I guess that could mean anything. Also interesting to note that the cities that he mentions with higher Islamic concentrations, right, A portion of the population, it is almost a one to one ratio exactly correlates with increased sexual assault, rape, particularly with minors, human trafficking. Just to be clear, if you look at those major cities, but you know, all cultures are equal. You can go check out the references for that montage. By the way, we make them available link in the description every day we stream. Weekdays 11am Eastern. Call us to the mat. If that doesn't drive the point home as to the leadership of Islam saying, hey, you are there to wage a physical jihad, meaning a war, or a cultural jihad, meaning use their systems, subvert them, pervert them and outbreed them. If that montage doesn't Drive it home. Well, here's New York City yesterday. This is an Ashura celebration that commemorates martyrdom of the third imam in Shia. Shia Islam. Go back to the video. That's why there's a bloody flag. Hey, I'm martyr in here. New York City.
Joe
Where's the naked cowboy when you need him?
Josh Firestein
No, that's probably not blood or anything.
Steven Crowder
I'll tell you this. I reject the very premise of any Islamic holiday period. But certainly that honors a martyr. It's not the same as first martyr. Right. Thanks for naming me after that, dad. Really, really decided to the first. Yeah, exactly. Let's put that.
Joe
Hey, what do we want to put over our.
Steven Crowder
Let's bless him with certain death.
Joe
But we didn't use that gay ph spell.
Steven Crowder
I know, I know he was straight, but he was martyred, you know. You know, he was martyred for speaking, for telling people the good news. Right. Evangelizing Islam didn't actually have known oppressors. It wasn't like, for example in Rome where they were trying to quell with this uprising that they saw something could be a political problem. But it wasn't violent. Islam was spread by the sword from its inception almost exclusively. So you don't really get to claim martyrdom in the same way. In some cases. These are just. These are losses of life in a war. There you go. There's New York City. Or how about this billboard on i30 in Dallas? See, that says the Muslims were right. Wow. I'll tell you what, you can put that here. The minute we can put, I don't know, we can put like Nick depal says, a Hooters in Mecca. How about that? The minute we can put, hey, Jesus alone saves a giant billboard. And let's say Iran, let's say Saudi Arabia, let's say Qatar, now let's say Dubai. Any of the progressive Islamic countries, you know, just a big old evangelizing billboard. Jesus loves you, he is the way, the truth and the light only through Christ. When that's allowed, then we allow it. Otherwise we are going to be losing this. We are going to lose our country. We are going to lose our faith, our religion. We are going to lose our people. You cannot have something like this. This exchange only be one way and that's the way it is. That billboard right there, the Muslims are right first off. No, they're wrong. We'll get to that. But I will say this. Luckily in the States, anyone can make a billboard.
Josh Firestein
So he's pointing, he's like, yes, you in the Nissan Altima that's right.
Steven Crowder
For people on audio, it's probably best.
Joe
Looks very dour.
Steven Crowder
Yes, he does. Which is very out of character for Joe. He loves inflicting cruelty that should have is. So let's go through another portion here too. Let's just break down what she's actually saying cuz you can tell she's nervous. She's a little bit winded. I'd be nervous too if I was her. And a camera. And she said, you know what, I'm going for it. And I respect that, I genuinely do. Whether you agree with what she said or not, here she is in that clip laying out a couple of claims. And so that's important because we can fact check them whether they're true or false. She lays out specific claims against Islam.
Dasha Kilpatrick (clip)
What matters is that you worship a terrorist who is a warlord, a pedophile and a. And Islam is a terrorist organization.
Steven Crowder
Okay, fact check on Muhammad. A terrorist, a warlord, a pedophile. True. Fact check. True. Had many. His favorite wife, Aisha was six. To be fair, he only banged her when she was nine. He took many sex slaves, but they weren't sex slaves. It's, you know, they were owned by his right hand. Possessed by his right hand where he could take as many, as many women to be his chattel as he wanted. That's part of Islam, right? That's part of the spoils of war. That's a big way that they recruited a lot of men. That's why it grows so fast in prison. Did you know that? Fact check.
Joe
True.
Steven Crowder
He was a pedophile, but he was kind, right? Islam terroristic. Well, 198 million Muslims support violence against civilian targets to defend Islam. That comes from Pew. 198 million Muslims. 2026. Over 760 Islamic attacks or Islamic inspired attacks globally. That includes attacks within this last year like the Bondi beach attack, Hanukkah, the Austin bar shooting, the Michigan synagogue, the ramming attack, the Old Dominion University shooting, the London stabbing attacks. All of that and supported by only 198 million Muslims worldwide. And you know what, here's the thing. Would anyone be offended if a woman. Let's say, let's say this was a video. Let's assume we could travel in time and take an iPhone or Android for this. Back to Waco saying, you know what you guys say, we don't want you out here with all of your wives and all the crazy shit that you do. Or someone said it about people's temple, Jonestown or the Rajneeshis, the You know, the osha, the Bhagwan, the Indian weird sex cult that was out there in Oregon. Or you know what? Scientology. Would anyone be mad if someone said, you know what? Hey, hey, look, we don't want your kind, right? Scientology. We don't like the way that you control people. We don't like the hit jobs that you put out. We don't like what it is that you're doing, and we don't want you. This is a Christian country, and we're not going to tolerate it. Take any other culture that we don't tolerate, and most of the time, the ones that you're completely free to criticize usually involve multiple brides. Islam usually involve the condoning of pedophilia. Islam usually involve any cults that would inflict violence. Islam, we look at Jones Centers. How could they get all those people to kill themselves? I don't know. Now, do the hundreds of thousands, if not millions historically who've killed themselves in the name of jihad? The only difference between Islam and these other cults that we do not tolerate and are free to criticize is, is that there are too many followers. So people are intimidated. Let's be real about it.
Josh Firestein
I mean, there's. There's sex out there that we do tolerate. That. I would still say no one will be offended. Like if she was yelling at a. At a Mennonite, sure. Hey, why are you wearing those long dresses and rollerblades? What's up with that, right?
Steven Crowder
She could be in a Sonic.
Josh Firestein
Why? Why? Your sisters live with your husband.
Steven Crowder
What's up with that, right?
Josh Firestein
No one would be offended, right? Or someone said they're afraid. Islamophobia, you're not allowed to be afraid, but you have to be afraid, right?
Steven Crowder
Or let's just say one of the, you know, one of the Mormon offshoots. And I know this is not mainstream Mormonism today, but obviously Mormons, you're just as upset about these people as that still practice polygamy. Bigamy would have said, hey, you know, don't come in here with all your sister wives. We don't. I don't want to have to tell my daughter why you're walking in with 15 wives. We don't do that. We don't allow that here in this country.
Keir Starmer (clip)
And if.
Steven Crowder
If you. If you can't respect our laws, you shouldn't be here. You certainly shouldn't be at Target or Walmart. You understand? People go, sure, fine, Right? It's open season on Mormons culturally. And the most that they do is maybe Annoy you whether someone in a middle management shirt with a tie and a bicycle. I'm not Mormon. I'm never going to convert. I'm never going to become Mormon. But you know what? I. Fine, cool. I'm not worried about them hurting me.
Josh Firestein
Right.
Steven Crowder
You go to the Mormon sects where there's, there's politics. I'm amazed that it's still allowed to exist that way because we have laws in this country. For some reason though, people turn a blind eye. Tell me the difference comment below between the sects, between the cults that we don't tolerate, that you are free to criticize and no one will bat an eye. And Islam.
Joe
I'd really like to know what set this off though. You didn't just walk by and start.
Josh Firestein
There's gotta start something, right?
Joe
Yeah.
Josh Firestein
You don't just walk up and start doing that for no reason.
Joe
It was more than a hijab. It was, there was some.
Josh Firestein
And the camera was out, ready to go. Something had happened.
Joe
Yeah.
Unknown Guest 1
Yeah.
Joe
And like you said, she made the switch where she went for it. She said, okay, it's on. I'm just gonna say it.
Steven Crowder
Or she could have just been frustrated. I went with the kids to example for a water park. There was a group of about, I don't know, three or four or five Islamic women in their full. Not the burqa that covers their face, but the full hijab. And they were blocking the way to get down to the lazy river because they were having to adjust their clothes, you know, so they don't drown. And why are they wearing, why are they wearing that? And I just have to go like this because they worship a false God whose prophet is a pedophile. Like, how am I going to explain it to a four year old?
Joe
Well, they had other questions about other cultures that while 13, 14, still wore life vests, couldn't swim.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, we don't need to be tolerant of everything. Remember they were, they were looking at there as we were at the. And there was a kid who had that disorder. This happened this weekend where, you know, their eyes are very bulging.
Josh Firestein
Okay.
Joe
That was great. By the way, I meant to tell you about that. Your comment to them about.
Steven Crowder
Well, they were staring because it was very, it looked like halfway through total, total recall. You know, it was very weird to the kids. They'd never seen anything like that. And they were looking and I said, hey. I said, are you looking at that boy? He said, yeah. He said, why does he look like that? I said, well, because, you know, sometimes you get Sick and you have to take some medicine. Well, he had something that made him sick, and that's something. That's the way he looks. But obviously he's better. He's here. He's at the water park. And it's really. It's rude to stare. It hurts people's feelings because, you know, just like if you. The rash that you had, if that was everywhere and people kept looking, you probably wouldn't feel so good. So don't stare. That might hurt his feelings. And if he comes up, you can go up to him and say, hey, how are you? And make a friend, because he's just like you. He just looks different because sometimes people need help from doctors. It's okay. Yeah, that's how you now approach. It's not the same as far as, why does that man have 19 wives? And why are they dressed like ninjas? Because they worship a false God.
Joe
Tougher conversation to have for sure.
Steven Crowder
I would not say go up and make friends. I would not. You know why? Because they're going to try and convert your kid to a false religion with a false prophet.
Joe
Are water slides halal? Are they allowed?
Steven Crowder
No, not the ones we were riding.
Joe
All fun. Strictly.
Steven Crowder
I can't tell you how many weaves were lost on the tube go round.
Josh Firestein
I don't know. But the chicken at Costco is now marked with officially halal safe. Ah, so that's good for everyone. Yeah, that's good.
Steven Crowder
As long as the price stays the same. I don't really care. But, I mean, I kind of do. Just take it off there. So you guys, you guys let me know. And her. Give, send. Go, go support her. We'll probably have some more context. Maybe it'll make it better, maybe it'll make it worse. I don't care. Anyone here who says they haven't been thinking something like this, at some point you are being dishonored. And that includes those on the left, by the way. You're not being honest. You're not being honest and tolerating this. Just if you want to know where it goes, look to any Islamic country across the globe or any Islamic country in the history of the world, if they got it right and they seemed pretty civil for a little bit of time. Just give it a decade or two. Like, hey, Iran, they wore bikinis. And it's gone. Hey, Egypt, it's everything. Turkey. And it doesn't last. It never lasts. It can't. Because of the founder of the feast, Muhammad. Very, very. And on the flip side, any culture that loses their way and returns to Christ. They'll get it right. Isn't that wonderful?
Joe
It's not because they want a seat at the table of government or they want to out birth you?
Islamic Speaker (clip)
No.
Joe
They hurt people.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Joe
And we have to talk about that. They hurt people. That is their MO. Yes.
Josh Firestein
What did you say? 198 million.
Steven Crowder
198 million Muslims support violence against civilian targets.
Josh Firestein
You know that's, you know that all the standing armies in the world.
J.D. Vance
Yeah.
Josh Firestein
If you take them all together. 10% of that.
Steven Crowder
Yep.
Josh Firestein
20 million.
Steven Crowder
10% of that.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Think about that. Why are you scared? That's two thirds of the American population.
Josh Firestein
Why are you scared, Stephen?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly.
Joe
And every country that they mentioned, the percentage is going up. The rape stats, the violence. It's incredible.
Steven Crowder
We talk about it daily.
Islamic Speaker (clip)
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
How do you deal with the table?
Keir Starmer (clip)
Come on.
Steven Crowder
Convert them from the religion or you keep them away from people who don't practice it. That's how this goes. That's the only way that you survive. If you want any other, you cannot coexist. The other ones can't. All the other ones, by the way, all of them, even the ones that are silly and I don't like.
Keir Starmer (clip)
Right.
Steven Crowder
I'm a Christian. I think most of them are useless shit as you do if you're a Christian. But none of them, they all share one thing in common. They cannot survive in the face of Islam if they tolerate it. Not one. When there's one religion that has violence codified into it. That's the primary difference.
Joe
Yes.
Steven Crowder
What bothers you about Jews, liberal movies, taxes and aipac, I get it. There is only one religion in that coexist that is called to kill all the other letters. So the way to deal with it is convert you, reject it. If you're going to come and live with all the other religions here, even if I don't believe in them, they can be tolerated. This one can't. And this brings me to the next segment that I wanted to discuss. You know, I think a lot of people are very unappreciative today, a lot of perhaps young Gen Z folks of how bad things got. I'd say it was really bad. Kind of that last term of Obama all the way up to and through the first year of COVID It kind of came back with a vengeance under Biden because Obama, I repeat myself, wokeness, peak wokeness. Like cuties on Netflix. Dear white people, do you remember actually when people say ah, nothing's better, everything's the same, you come. Do you remember how bad woke Was. And if many of you, as I suspect have forgotten, it's time for a new segment that we're going to be doing with great regularity. Remember Woke. Is this the best a man can get? Climate change is having a disproportionate effect on black communities. And today I'm just gonna. I just every now and then go back and I go, oh, wait, that's right. People that are trying to push this. Here's Tom Hardy. Great actor, and it really was disappointing. I know he does jujitsu. Seems like a decent guy. Came across a clip. He was detailing how he did the Bane voice. And then I go, wait a second, I had to rewind it. He unironically used the term. You may have forgotten it. Latin X. Remember that.
Joe
How did Tom Hardy do the Bane voice?
Josh Firestein
Bane quintessentially is a Latinx in many
Steven Crowder
of origin of a character, and I am not. So I looked at the.
Josh Firestein
The concept of Latin.
Joe
What was he doing in his shirt? What was he. What was he fumbling around? These guys?
Josh Firestein
He's of Latinx descent. I'm not. I'm fine with, you know, appropriation, but I've got to get the language right.
Steven Crowder
So I decided to go with Sean Connery meets Romanian Gypsy. I was.
Josh Firestein
At no point did I watch that movie and think, oh, it's Julio, right?
Islamic Speaker (clip)
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
No, you know, Latinx. I use it because it's a gender neutral term. So that really inspired
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Steven Crowder
See the connection?
Joe
Nothing even close.
Steven Crowder
By the way, less than 4% of Latinos Latinas use Latinx. 75% last time they pulled. Said it should not be used. It should not be used.
Josh Firestein
Not that they.
Steven Crowder
They don't use it.
Josh Firestein
It's.
Steven Crowder
It should use it. Yeah, yeah.
Joe
These are people that don't speak other Romance languages. They don't understand gender.
Steven Crowder
They screwed up. This was pushed by white liberals. I'm like, there are some Hispanics. Sure. You found a few token Hispanics who were. You found a few fat Latinas who could about. Don't fetishize us.
Keir Starmer (clip)
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Because no one is. So they thrust it. Think about the Romance language. You tried to push this on a language that is unbelievably gendered grammatically.
Keir Starmer (clip)
Right.
Steven Crowder
Any of the Latin. Any of the Romance languages. And then with a deeply Catholic people, you couldn't have gotten this more wrong. Here's an interview to Eva Longoria, though, in Hollywood. There's a complete disconnection. Just see these people in Hispanic Americans. She sat for an interview about the erasure of Latin X in Film. This is how bad Woke got.
Unknown Guest 1
If you live in Alabama, in a town that does not have a Latino, you are educated by movies. But what's even more damaging is it educates our community about who we are. So if our young Latinos and Latinas and Latinx people only see that representation on screen, then they will aspire to only be so much. You know, I don't know a lot about Latinx. I also, but it's amazing. So I'm not the person to talk on it. This is being created where they're bringing in speakers and we just hosted Latinx, just hosted the CHC who came into town.
Steven Crowder
But when's the last time you heard Latinx used? Ever, Ever? They really tried to push it. I did a video where I actually went through drive thru and just asked me like, Latinx and like, no, I don't use.
Josh Firestein
I wish it was a term that we use for like, you know, Black Twitter. Yeah, I wish it was like that's, it's, it's Hispanic Twitter. Like Latinx.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, Latinx. I just hear the term and I
Joe
think of Hank Azaria as the pool
Steven Crowder
boy, you know, you forgot the shrimps.
Joe
I don't like echoes.
Steven Crowder
The funny thing is you can see them talking and you can see them stumbling. Latinx. And then later on he goes, Latina, Latin people. You can see them tripping because it's a new term that's made up. Nobody asked for it, it's not necessary. It was a way of trying to control you through controlling your language, including making shit up. Here's another one, America Ferreira, ironically named America. She questions here in this clip what the line between being Latino, Latinx, being American is. And again used it unironically. None of these people are saying this now anyways. And if they are, they do it quietly.
Dasha Kilpatrick (clip)
While every young Latino Latinx's experience is, is quite different. What I think is the common thread when you're a Latin American, I just
Steven Crowder
heard it for the first time, is
Dasha Kilpatrick (clip)
that you're sort of, you're charged with this question of are you an American or are you a Latina? And what is the line and how much of you is this and how much of you is that?
Steven Crowder
And talking of Latinx, why are you dressed like prisoner trying to escape with a spotlight in 1920s? You are like the Hamburglar. Don't steal my burgers. I pay for them on my own money.
Josh Firestein
Why are you dressed like Thursday Addams
Joe
or a Navy sailor in France?
Steven Crowder
That's right. I don't understand.
Josh Firestein
You're a mime. Why are you talking?
Keir Starmer (clip)
Yes.
Steven Crowder
Also we know that since you do the show Ugly Berry, you have put on some weight. Maybe don't wear the horizontal stripes. Speaking of which, if you want to get in better shape. I forgot. Yeah. We did just launch this today@foundationdaily.com creatine, the most researched supplement of all time.
Joe
Turn that label.
Steven Crowder
What are you talking about? Is it not right? Turn other way, other way, other way, other way.
Josh Firestein
There it is. There you go.
Steven Crowder
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Joe
Your grandfather used Vitalis in his hair.
Steven Crowder
Oh yeah, that's right.
Keir Starmer (clip)
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Vitalis that was there was grooming clean. Here's, here are some politicians who unironically used Latinx. You remember that Latinx was a thing. They tried to make it a thing.
Dasha Kilpatrick (clip)
I've had the chance to meet with Latinx leaders in places like Iowa.
Steven Crowder
Vaccine skepticism in New Jersey was highest among black and Latinx residents.
Dasha Kilpatrick (clip)
No matter where I connect with Latinx communities, one thing is certain. Latinx families are feeling squeezed to the breaking point.
Steven Crowder
Over the last few years there's been a wonderful group group that is developed called Latinx.
Dasha Kilpatrick (clip)
Latinx.
Josh Firestein
All 4% of them American problems.
Steven Crowder
People sometimes like to make a lot of drama over the term Latinx. But for Latinx people were trying to do this like use an at to have the A and the O. Her mom just disowned her. You can't do the accent and say
Josh Firestein
The X as an American, it has a different sound in Spanish, you know,
Steven Crowder
to get Latinx vaccinated as well. They're worried that they'll be vaccinated and deported. And you'll see there are very, very few newer clips when people say everything is the same. We're gonna go through all of these trends, the. Me too. All this stuff, right? Everyone putting up their black boxes when there was on their social media profiles. Well, now Black Lives Matter is seen rightfully as a joke. This is huge progress culturally as far as that overton window shifted. But yeah, I love. So it Latinx. It's like, it's just. Why even just like. Yeah, Latin tranny.
Josh Firestein
What?
Steven Crowder
It's a lot of freak show.
Josh Firestein
How do they say X in Spanish? Alexandria Latinx. It's not Mexico, it's Mexico
Steven Crowder
Latino. How do you do that?
Josh Firestein
It's just so funny to hear that. Like the. The coach, the code swapping, whatever they call it when you change your ass. Yeah, it's Latin X, right?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly. Right. So let me. Let me know. Yes, that's an erect Latin man.
Joe
That's right.
Steven Crowder
That's right.
Josh Firestein
That's like my pool boy.
Steven Crowder
When I see Eva Longoria not now, but like back in the day, I get ignorant. I turn French. What other woke trends do you want to see us? By the way?
Joe
Have you seen a full plan of aoc? She a lot of tight shots. When you pull back, just put on some size.
Josh Firestein
I don't like it.
Steven Crowder
Okay. There are still many of us who get ignorant. What other woke trends do you miss making fun of and want to see us make fun of here ourselves? Let me know because I'm so glad that it's largely died. Sure it exists in corporations, sure it exists in Hollywood, but now at least the disconnect is very clear. This has been. Remember woke up. Is this the best a man can get? Climate change is having a disproportionate effect of black community. Oh my gosh. I forget. There was a period of time in this country where a lot of Americans had to act like that was anything other than an insane person.
Josh Firestein
Yeah, I didn't know until after Biden's presidency that person wasn't an actual ranking member of the military.
Steven Crowder
There is so much.
Josh Firestein
You see that Admiral Levine?
Steven Crowder
Admiral.
Josh Firestein
It's hilarious.
Joe
Rear admiral.
Josh Firestein
Yeah. Well, rear frontal. Full frontal admiral they call her. But there's awards. There's awards on her, not coverage.
Steven Crowder
I know. What are those awards? And he was just sitting there going, yeah, climate change disproportionately. Affects black people because they live in places like Georgia, South Carolina. Okay, you have to do an announcement for this, you freak.
Josh Firestein
This is what this awards for the gwat. Oh, global war on terrorism. No, no. Global war on testosterone.
Steven Crowder
That's right. That's right.
Josh Firestein
I wanted to get rid of it.
Steven Crowder
I just melt plastic and drink it. Could you imagine a lot of our
Joe
security guys that are marines and they
Steven Crowder
would sit under that, but they have to salute.
Joe
I know these guys that are lords of discipline and just, you know, maintenance and on top of their game, they've got to salute that.
Josh Firestein
I actually don't think you have to. I don't think you salute a secretary of health. No.
Joe
Those stripes on the sleeve?
Josh Firestein
No, no, I don't think so. I'll ask somebody, but okay, find out.
Keir Starmer (clip)
Hell no.
Steven Crowder
Dude just walked in. Listen, listen, listen, sweetie, I may be brainless, dickless, muscle, toneless, missionless, but you will show me respect when I walk in. Salute. I would do it, but my bones are too brittle. I can't move them at that speed because of the estrogen. My body's rejecting myself, much like my father. By the way, we're going to continue. We have this segment that keeps getting pushed. We have these cursed segments, but we really, really want to get to this where all of this is part of the same beast. Lgbtqaip. It all comes from feminism. It all comes from feminism and the breakdown of social norms, the breakdown of male female roles in society. And that, of course, is something that a lot of these women, even though they claim to no longer be woke, they simply cannot help themselves as it relates to supporting the idea of, well, feminism is still good. There's nothing good about it. There's never been anything good about it. Straight from the pit of hell. If you want to continue watching the segment with us, hey, we're able to do this by your support. Click that button there. Join Rumble Mug Club is Rumble Premium. Rumble Premium is Mug Club. You get this wonderful hand etched mug, everything, ad free, 100% more. Show all the creators you see here. And once these mugs are gone, they're gone. We've been doing this since 2015 and this last batch. That's it. That's it. So join Rumble Premium. But you get a mug for the next little while and let's. If not, you'll continue watching Hayley for free. Here is this podcast clip. They're now women out there now that they've destroyed the dating market completely. Completely. And it is, by the way, it is entirely. It is 100% women to blame. Yes, there are men out there who need to become real men. And yes, there are men who simply play video games in the basement and they're on this. Yes, as far as the dating market being completely destroyed, where it is no longer recognizable that the blame for that exclusively, exclusively can be placed on women. But now they're saying the real problem is there are no good men. Here's a podcast host, Elizabeth Endrus, asking where have. I mean, we chased them off, we told them to stop being. But where have all the good men gone?
Islamic Speaker (clip)
What?
Steven Crowder
What's happened? So many of my girlfriends who are amazing, such catches. Total pack. Do they wear Cedric the Entertainer pajamas based on hotness?
Josh Firestein
I doubt it.
Episode: Texas Woman Goes Viral For Anti-Islam Rant - This Time It's Different Premium
Date: June 22, 2026
Host: Steven Crowder
Key Contributors: Joe, Josh Firestein, (frequent voicing of clips from Keir Starmer, J.D. Vance, Dasha Kilpatrick, and assorted "Islamic speakers")
This episode centers on the viral case of Dasha Kilpatrick (or Kirkpatrick), a Texas woman who confronted Islamic migrants in a retail setting, touching off a national debate on assimilation, "free speech," and American identity. Crowder argues that while her delivery may have been "inarticulate," the substance of her comments reflects what many Americans (in his view) believe about Islam and immigration. The show further critiques perceived "woke" excesses and compares American and British cultures’ responses to leadership crises and multiculturalism.
Central Segment: Crowder plays and analyzes Kilpatrick’s viral anti-Islam encounter, repeatedly stressing the importance of defending such (even inarticulate) expressions as a bulwark of American cultural identity.
Crowder contextualizes Kilpatrick’s remarks by referencing comments from prominent imams and statistics about demographic changes and crime rates, arguing that concerns about Islamic influence are justified.
Extends comparison to other religious or communal groups (Mormons, Scientologists), arguing that criticism of Islam is uniquely taboo despite similar or worse behaviors in other groups.
On Doxxing and the 'Soft Loser' Left:
FactChecks (Crowder’s View):
Notable Quote: “If you want to know where it goes, look to any Islamic country across the globe ... Just give it a decade or two. Like, hey, Iran, they wore bikinis. And it's gone. Hey, Egypt ...It doesn't last. It never lasts. It can't. Because of the founder of the feast, Muhammad.” (54:18–54:58)
| Segment | Timestamp | |---------------------------------------------------------------------|------------------| | Opening jokes/British politics/Keir Starmer | 00:00–06:00 | | Juneteenth Reenactment Satire | 08:10–15:02 | | Iran/Middle East Commentary | 15:06–19:00 | | American vs. British Grit/Impressions of British Resignation | 20:17–29:16 | | Dasha Kilpatrick Rant & Analysis, Montage of Imams | 32:59–56:00 | | Anti-Woke Retrospective (“Remember Woke”/Latinx/BLM, etc.) | 56:20–66:52 |
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