The Gavin Newsom 2028 Campaign Begins... And It Sucks

Summary

Louder with Crowder - Episode Summary

"The Gavin Newsom 2028 Campaign Begins... And It Sucks"

Date: August 20, 2025
Host: Steven Crowder
Guests: Nick DiPaolo and crew

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Overview

In this jam-packed episode, Steven Crowder and his co-hosts wade through an array of cultural and political touchstones, centering their focus on what they see as media manipulation around Gavin Newsom's presumed presidential ambitions for 2028—and, in Crowder's words, why that "sucks." Other major topics include celebrity divorce dynamics (Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari), the red vs. blue divide in crime reporting, the racial politics of major cities, and the increasing polarization regarding marriage and dating in modern America. The crew also lampoons virtue signaling in sports and mainstream institutions, pokes fun at multicultural snafus, and highlights the lack of open debate between political opponents.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Gavin Newsom's "Campaign" and Public Perception

• Newsom’s Low Approval Ratings: The crew discusses Gavin Newsom’s unfavorable (47%) vs. favorable (29%) ratings, puzzled that Democratic strategists and media keep pushing him as presidential material.
  [26:07-27:08]

  • Crowder: “It's kind of a marvel… they're trying rabidly to make Gavin Newsom a thing.”

• Media & Social Media Attempts at Image-Building:
  The episode mocks left-wing attempts to elevate Newsom’s “cool” factor through social media memes, and draws a satirical comparison between young Newsom and J.D. Vance. [29:14-32:35]

  • Crowder: “They believe this is a good comparison… Look at a drum circle hippie and a guy who came from a meth family and then made it into the Marines…”

• Comparisons to J.D. Vance:
  Highlighting that Vance is self-made, contrasted with Newsom’s elite background and lack of “struggle.”
  [31:18-32:35]

• Left-Leaning Social Media Tone-Deafness:
  The panel argues the left can’t meme effectively and lacks self-awareness.
  [29:49-30:43]

  • Crowder: “The left is incapable of being funny because they cannot laugh at themselves.”

2. Statistics & “Lies” About Crime, Red States, and Blue Cities

• Newsom’s Claim on Red State Crime:
  Newsom is said to be recycling an old talking point that red states have higher crime rates, which Crowder and crew rebut by noting blue cities within red states drive those statistics.
  [34:54-37:12]

  • Crowder: “19 of 20 cities with the highest murder rates, blue mayors, sure, some in red states, but it's a city issue.”
    [36:08-36:56]

• Demographic Context:
  The group discusses how comparing murder rates often omits essential demographic and governance details.
  [36:56-37:20]

  • Crowder: “Seven of the top 10 murdered states also have the highest black populations. Same thing, of course, it gets worse with those cities.”

3. The Jay Cutler & Kristin Cavallari Divorce: A Cautionary Tale

• Breakdown of the “He Gave Me Nothing” Claim:
  Crowder highlights NFL quarterback Jay Cutler’s pushback on ex-wife Cavallari’s narrative that she received nothing in the divorce, critiquing media and feminist takes on high-profile divorces.
  [09:45-13:15]

  • Cutler: “It's irresponsible… It's borderline slander to insinuate that there was $0 split.”
  • Crowder: “You could be a billionaire…never cheated… and she can get bored. And this can be you. That's the law.”

• Broader Implications on Marriage:
  The show uses this celebrity case to lament the risks for men in modern marriage, with stats that most divorces are initiated by women, and “unmet emotional needs” or “work-life balance” issues outpace abuse or cheating as causes.
  [17:27-18:12]

  • Crowder: “Women initiate 70% of divorces... Cheating, infidelity, physical abuse are not amongst the top reasons at all…”

• Cultural Framing of Marriage and Risk Aversion:
  The panel argues that men are increasingly hesitant about marriage due to legal and cultural shifts, and calls for radical reforms or at least more “prenups.”
  [20:45-21:58]

4. Virtue Signaling & Identity Politics in Cities and Sports

• Virtue Signaling in Boston:
  Nick DiPaolo recounts experiences with Boston’s political climate and sports crowd, expressing frustration at what he sees as forced displays of racial virtue.
  [41:08-43:55]

  • DiPaolo: “What happened to my city?... It's all about virtue signaling, right? Oh, look at me. I'm on TV and I'm telling them to get the little black [kid the ball]. That's all that is.”

• Boston Mayor Refuses ICE Cooperation:
  Discussion on Boston Mayor Michelle Wu’s public statement refusing to cooperate with ICE, framed as lawless and virtue-driven.
  [44:54-46:16]

• Attitudes on NFL’s “End Racism” Campaign:
  The show derides end-zone messaging as hollow pandering. [44:03-44:52]

5. Cultural Satire: The Kingdom of Kabbalah & Multiculturalism

• Mockery of a “Tribe” Camping in Scotland:
  Crew lampoons a supposed African “Kingdom of Kabbalah” settling in Scotland as an example of multiculturalism gone awry and failed immigration policy.
  [04:46-08:24]
  • Crowder: “This is the failure of multiculturalism…you can’t just come in from another continent and set up Congo throw up flip tents…”

6. Partisan Media Ecosystem & Lack of Debate

• Lack of Cross-Ideological Discourse:
  Longing for more direct debates, Crowder and DiPaolo critique how left and right figures rarely face off outside of presidential debates.
  [53:38-54:44]
  • DiPaolo: “You notice how you never see a real liberal politician and a conservative in the same room until… a presidential debate.”

7. Satire and Over-the-top Parody

• Includes exaggerated accents and stereotypes for comedic effect, especially in segments involving “Josh” reporting from Boston, and food culture jokes.
  [55:16-59:12]
• Panel laments that no one but them attempts this style and wonders tongue-in-cheek why that might be.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Newsom’s Image Campaign:

• Crowder (29:30): “He’s that calculating. Do that and make it look like I’m dressing the President down…You have lady fingers. I get it.”

On Leftist Humor:

• Crowder (30:43): “The left is incapable of being funny because they cannot laugh at themselves.”

On divorces and men’s risk:

• Crowder (13:15): “You could be a billionaire with a 12-inch Swanson who's done nothing wrong, never cheated, never raised your voice, and she can get bored. And this can be you. That’s the law.”

On reasons for divorce:

• Crowder (17:27): “Cheating, infidelity, physical abuse are not amongst the top reasons at all. The top reasons for 70% of the divorce filings are unmet emotional needs, work-life balance...”

DiPaolo on Boston crowd’s virtue signaling:

• DiPaolo (43:13): “It’s all about virtue signaling, right? Oh, look at me. I’m on TV and I’m telling them to get the little black [kid the ball]. That's all that is.”

On GOP’s approach to demographics:

• Crowder (39:50): “If you say Gavin Newsom, good, better than J.D. Vance, because white, that is no longer logical. And that means you’re a racist in my opinion.”

On mayor Wu & ICE:

• Crowder (44:59): “She was acting tough, which is very hard for a Wu to do, saying that she’s not going to comply with ICE.”

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Timestamps of Important Segments

• [04:46-08:24]: Satire on the “Kingdom of Kabbalah” in Scotland and multiculturalism
• [09:45-13:15]: Jay Cutler/Kristin Cavallari divorce discussion
• [17:27-18:12]: Divorce statistics and cultural commentary
• [26:07-27:08]: Gavin Newsom’s approval ratings and media campaign
• [29:14-32:35]: Meme battle: Newsom vs. Vance, left-wing PR failures
• [34:54-37:12]: Newsom’s claims about red state crime rates; blue cities rebuttal
• [41:08-43:55]: DiPaolo discusses Boston’s political and cultural scene
• [44:54-46:16]: Michelle Wu refusing ICE cooperation
• [53:38-54:44]: Absence of true debate between major ideological factions
• [55:16-59:12]: Racist parody segment; comedic/satirical wrap-up

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Tone & Style

The tone is highly irreverent, satirical, and intentionally provocative. Crowder and crew freely mix serious conservative social commentary with biting comedy, over-the-top impressions, and ridicule of opposing political and cultural views. They lean heavily on directness and self-described “political incorrectness,” often using edgy or shocking humor to underscore their points.

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In Conclusion

• The episode lambastes the notion that Gavin Newsom could be a future presidential contender, painting efforts to rebrand him as desperate and absurd.
• It uses high-profile divorces as allegories for perceived broader legal/cultural injustices toward men.
• The podcast repeatedly spotlights what they see as left-wing failures in narrative control, humor, and authentic debate—arguing the left is stuck in a feedback loop of ineffective virtue signaling and weak public relations.
• Throughout, the show’s content is laced with controversial satirical bits, underscoring their claim that only platforms like Rumble allow for this degree of free-wheeling, uncensored speech.

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This engaging, brash, and polarizing style ensures both fervent fans and heated critics, but for listeners eager for unfiltered conservative commentary (and laughter), it’s core “Louder with Crowder.”

Transcript

[A]

Hello. Welcome to the lineup. Live on rumble, 9am Eastern to 7pm Eastern. You don't even need to change the channel. Each show rolls into the next. You know, it's kind of like how you used to watch television, only it doesn't suck. My question for the day is, what bank are you with and why do they suck? On a scale from 1 to 10, how awful are they? Eight weeks to get a replacement card or checks. Rhymes with mace. We'll be talking today about Jay Cutler, Kristen Cutler. It's a very high profile divorce right now and the shenanigans afoot and some stats there. Real important thing is the left is really trying to make Gavin Newsom happen. It's not going to happen. And they're trying to Compare him to J.D. vance. And I want that. Like, we have a new segment called we're saying the exact Same Thing. And the Boston mayor, she's an Asian, says she won't comply with ice, which does, by the way, break down some walls of stereotypes. There are some Asians who commit rampant crimes and disregard the law. We'll talk about it on with the show. Now that you've had an opportunity to think things over, I'm going to give you the opportunity to talk. Oh, what? What do you want to know?

[B]

I'm an open book. I'll tell you anything.

[A]

I swear.

[B]

You're gonna be an open chest wound if you don't tell me what I want to hear. Spill the beans on how you refinanced for so long.

[C]

What?

[B]

That's all you want to know? That's why you snuck up behind me in the Bennegans parking lot and hit.

[A]

Me over the head?

[B]

Well, yeah, American Financing. That's it. Just go to americanfinancing.net Crowder or call them at 1-800-974-6500. They've helped thousands of Americans across the country.

[A]

And that's it?

[B]

That's it.

[A]

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[B]

What did you say? NML has 1-82334. It's just something I have to say. That sounds like fighting words to me.

[A]

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[D]

It's fine. Can you get it on camera?

[A]

Yeah. Wait till they see the American financing homes in Gaza ad we have coming. Oh, I think they're gonna be huge fans of it. But seriously, go check them out. You know, if you're one of the few fortunate people who can buy a home not named Vanguard or Blackrock.

[D]

Refinance.

[A]

Yeah. Or refinance it. Captain Morgan, CEO. You've already said enough. And 6pm Eastern. You can watch him every day here in the Rumble lineup. And he's actually going to be at Hyenas in Dallas, Texas, September 18th. He has other dates. You can check them all [e-mail]. go see him live. Funniest man alive, the OG Nick DePaolo. How are you? Ye guini.

[B]

Very good. You greasy whatever you are.

[A]

I'm a mix.

[B]

You French girl.

[A]

Surprisingly stung sometimes. Straight to the point.

[B]

I think I have French Canadian to Me, too.

[A]

Yeah. I think pretty much everybody does at a certain point because there's a lot of inbreeding going on there. All right. We have a lot. We have a lot to get to. Okay. Today it's a live show, 11am you know all that. So you know Scotland. I want you to picture Scotland in your mind. Okay? It's not like that Braveheart. Not anymore.

[B]

It's in New Jersey, right?

[A]

Ish. Ish. But now it's totally different. Now think like 128th street, because new residents. The kingdom of Kabbalah.

[B]

I love you.

[A]

An African tribe. They've now landed in Scotland.

[D]

We just wanted to come and speak.

[A]

To you and to see what. What's been happening, how you feel, what you're doing. Here we are Kubala.

[B]

How do we add tr.

[A]

I love how he sits on an REI chair and still makes the women sit on the floor.

[B]

You do have some things, right?

[D]

It's a dude, right?

[A]

400 years ago.

[B]

It's precious.

[A]

Were deported from this land. This recorded history of the black Amors of Scotland. We're doing the Moore thing again.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Has been hidden.

[B]

S'. Mores.

[A]

This guy's anything but hidden about the.

[B]

Existence of the tribes who used to be. Where's your vehicles in the Highlands.

[A]

Yeah. In Scotland, a rival tribe. Lil Debbies. And here's the thing. Multicultural. That's real.

[B]

I thought that was a sketch you guys are doing.

[A]

No, no, no, no. That is absolutely real. And here's. This is the failure of multiculturalism. Like, I'm sorry, you can't just come in from another continent and set up Congo, throw up, flip tents and say that now Scotland is yours. That being said, I will grant them this. It is amazing, in contrast to some other immigrants, how just how fast they assimilated. We're the Kingdom of Kabbalah. We're here to show you doty wee skidmarks how to return to being the f man. You've lost your bangers, your f ball bags with your air conditioning, your wi fi. Anyone here who can't hunt for food is a piece of nine getting nowhere. We police our own. Ask Brunick. He's my second in command. He f ate a guy last week. Took his fucking hell whistles as a trophy. Messed up in the tank. Brunick keeper, come down. Gotta hate you people right now just for inventing that.

[D]

What are you going to do when the snow comes?

[A]

Snow the bloody fat. When it gets cold, frozen rain falls from the sky. What do your people call it? A light. Well, they don't understand everything. Are they in blacker face? It does seem like they. It does seem like they decided to dress up as definitively more racist.

[D]

They did?

[B]

Yes. I thought it was a Warren Sapp lookalike, something.

[D]

Nailed it.

[A]

So the Kingdom of Kabbalah, by the way, it's a kingdom of three. Count it, three.

[D]

Small, small beginnings.

[A]

The local government, you know, is saying that they're illegally camping on public land. And I think they have a case. But the problem is when you see what's happened all throughout Europe and the uk, you don't really have a leg to stand on. And so now you can enjoy your Academy sports tribesman.

[D]

It's obviously just some guy who's out of his mind.

[A]

I know they always go to the moors. Remember the Nuwabian moors we talked about yesterday? It's like, ah, there's your trump card. The moors. Well, what are the moors? Given civilized society? The answer is nothing. Some of my people, one funny rant in True Romance. That's it. Yes, that's it.

[B]

But it affected me personally.

[A]

We'll bring that up during Mug Club. We'll bring up that rant in True Romance. Mission Control. All right, here's another one that we're going to talk about here. And look, the reason for this is people talk about, you know, in the red pill sphere and then you have people sort of in the more traditional sphere, tradcon, and then you have feminists. There's this kind of war brewing and young men are checking out of the dating sphere. That's just happening. I think the estimate is by the year 2040 something. It's like over 50% of women will be single. And that's largely due to men saying, hey, marriage is a risk that I don't want to take. Here's the problem. I think that marriage is foundational to Western civilization. I think it's the bedrock of society. I think it's an important covenant. And I also think that the state is antithetical to the biblical covenant. And so young men are assessing risk also. Often men are told, if you just try it a little harder. But this is proof that if you are effectively a multimillionaire tier a athlete, the request from many women is still more so. Jay Cutler, who was a famous quarterback, I was told a famous ish. He just. He was on a podcast and finally spoke his side of this celebrity divorce regarding his ex wife who is famous for a reality show on mtv.

[E]

It's irresponsible. I think reckless.

[A]

She said she was left with nothing. I should give you that content.

[D]

That's clear.

[A]

Yeah. Okay, go ahead.

[E]

It's irresponsible. I think it's reckless. I think it's borderline slander to insinuate that there was $0 split during the marriage that each side got.

[A]

It's insanity.

[E]

And it's a completely false. Completely, completely untrue.

[A]

It is.

[E]

It just is. I've got a divorce decree. I've got something that's signed by the judge. It's like 67 pages or something. Says exactly, says the number breakdown. I'm not going to get into those exact numbers, but I can guarantee you it's definitely not zero dollars.

[B]

Is it enough to live comfortably for.

[A]

The rest of your life? On when I say comfortably.

[B]

Very comfortably.

[A]

Without a doubt. All right.

[E]

Without an absolute doubt.

[A]

Yeah, I know how that goes.

[B]

How about wearing pants?

[A]

I agree.

[B]

I don't. I don't like two men in shorts.

[A]

Especially on planes when their knees touch you. I didn't sign up for it.

[B]

What plan are you taking? Thank God you put me in the front.

[A]

Yes. Spirit. Spirit. I take spirit. He went on to explain why exactly. I think her name is Kristen Cavallari. Her claim.

[B]

She's yummy.

[A]

Her claim. Well, it was a hefty price tag that he gave her nothing. And by the way, a lot of people believe this for a very long time. And you'll still have people who believe what she said. He specifically sort of addressed why the.

[E]

Claim is nuts in the state of Tennessee. If we went to the judge and been like, hey, he's going to keep every single dollar over the past seven years and you're going to get nothing. There's not a judge in the state of Tennessee that would have signed that. They would be like, no, this isn't, this isn't right. This isn't legal.

[A]

Not happening.

[E]

So there's that B. She has a lawyer. I have a lawyer. Is her lawyer really going to be like, fine, you get zero dollars, all the money that was made over the seven years? Absolutely not. That's, that's completely false. No child support.

[A]

Sure.

[E]

Whenever you're dealing with this kind of type of settlement, there's not going to be a. Because the number is.

[A]

Large number a month.

[E]

Yeah, this, this number is, it's a very, very big number. And a company to boot. Which was, which was, which was hers. Which was also a marital asset because it was created during the marriage.

[A]

Yeah. And here's the thing.

[D]

You get a buyout for that.

[A]

Yeah. Did he get half of that?

[D]

I mean, that'd be interesting.

[A]

He had to pay her lawyer to sue himself. And likely a PR company that released these lies about him. And I know, here's the thing, I know what people are gonna say. Well, in the Christian church, you should make better decisions. I get it. A reality show girl. And they did a reality show together, but so did she.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

So that's a wash. Yeah, but shouldn't.

[D]

You make better decisions throughout the process as well? I mean, that's part of the problem here. Right. The one side just goes out and lies and says all these things that you can't verify. And the court basically comes down heavy handed on him if he does anything. If I was Jay Cutler right now and this comes out, I'm like, here's the divorce decree, page 74. Whatever he said, there's the number.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

What's the court really gonna do? We found out through, you know, anecdotal experience, of course, the court does nothing when these things get out. The court does nothing to protect reputations. So it's up to you men to be able to protect your own reputation. And listen, go to court, fine, slap me on the wrist, whatever, I don't care.

[A]

Yeah, just do it. You could be a billionaire with a 12 inch Swanson who's done nothing wrong, never cheated, never raised a hand, never raised your voice and she can get bored. And this can be you. That's the law. We're not talking about the covenant and what it should look like. And then add a multi billion dollar divorce industry. And by the way, this was in response to what she wrote. Our revenue is close to 50 million a year. But because I was obviously a wag, athletes wives or girlfriends, if you're not familiar. People love to say that everything I have in my life is because of my ex husband. And that my ex husband funded Uncommon James. But I am to this day 100% owner. Doesn't mean he didn't fund it. And I be never taken outside any funding. So I'm willing to bet he helped with the. He helped with the copy that was written for the company. I have never gotten a penny from my ex husband. No one's saying pennies, we're saying millions. I didn't get any money from our divorce. So let's just clear that up. We'll clear it up. Clear it up. By the way, his earnings. $129 million during the marriage. About $90 million. And let me just be clear here because a lot of people believe that, you know, we went through this with Trevor Bauer. This could easily be you. She doesn't appear to be hurting for money. And I don't know why this isn't taken in the equation. And I say this because women, it would help if you maybe listen. So maybe you could understand why men are afraid to take that risk because that's not a good thing for anybody. What about all the earnings during the marriage? That doesn't count, right? In the law. What if she spent 20, 30, 40 million dollars during the marriage? Shouldn't that count? If it's money that he earned? He had earned tens of millions of dollars before. She's not hurting for money. What about the Mercedes Benz $180,000 SUV she was driving around? They're so ugly. What about the house? The toaster?

[B]

No.

[A]

What about the house? For $7.5 million. Hey, here's nine days ago she's posing in Cabo for the gram. How do you afford that with not a penny?

[D]

She does have a company that's very successful that I think she started while they were married. Yeah, it should be a marital asset like he said. Maybe, sure. Maybe he had a little piece of.

[A]

That doesn't seem like it went that way from our research and she cited irreconcilable differences, which is, you know, what happens when there's really no reason. Used to be called abandonment. And those irrecon used to be referred to as arguments did show up from time to time on their show. What's up?

[E]

I got a haircut this morning.

[F]

That's exciting. That's a big day. I feel like for you.

[E]

Are you like trying to mock me?

[A]

I kind of understand.

[F]

No, I mean it's a huge activity.

[A]

What do you have today?

[F]

Well, I'm about to go work out.

[A]

With Kelly at boot camp.

[F]

Uh huh. It's actually one of the hardest classes I've ever done.

[E]

I think our level of what's hard.

[A]

Is a little bit different.

[E]

What are you gonna do, buy a house today?

[A]

Think about that for a second. And I get it. That it's scripted. It's like, hey, you are a top. And I don't know how great he was, but he still, he made it to the NFL with a major.

[B]

He wasn't great.

[D]

He wasn't.

[A]

But in the realm of human beings on earth. Right, of human beings on earth.

[B]

Good.

[A]

He's the elite of the elite. There's, there's really good in high school, there's scholarship to college, there's D1, and then there's getting a multi hundred million dollar contract with the pros. Maybe he didn't win a Super bowl, but think of that. And then when that guy is not doing the body destroying training that he goes through in the season, says getting a haircut and taking it easy and buying a house, she immediately denigrates him. Like that sounds really busy for you. Yeah. As opposed to selling makeup.

[D]

Well, she didn't actually cite selling makeup. She cited going to a hard boot camp workout. And he's like, yeah, I'm a professional athlete. Or our definition of hard is a little bit different. And he's right, 100%. But this is like the very limited time that NFL players are not killing themselves either physically or mentally trying to prepare for the season that they caught him in.

[A]

Yeah. And the life expectancy is very low for NFL athletes, especially o linemen.

[B]

If you said it was scripted, if they were funny at all. When he said that our definition of hard is probably different, she goes, you're telling me.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

See what I'm saying?

[A]

Then he'd smack her like a soprano.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

Hey, I get this. I'm on board mtv.

[B]

You hit her with a wine bottle.

[A]

It makes her lippy.

[B]

For a good show.

[A]

Show me the Ray Rice reality show that only takes place in an elevator.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

That's what I want. Just call it Battle Elevator.

[B]

Call it Brown Rice.

[A]

Yes. Thunder Vader. And then, you know, like, you have P. Diddy come in and hit her with a folding chair while the ref's looking away. By the way, just so you know, this and all the references are available, this is. This is no small thing. As a matter of fact, I think this is probably the biggest issue of our time. I've talked about it. Women in this country, the lowest estimate you can find. Women initiate 70% of the divorces. And I know what you're saying. A lot of feminists have said this is to correct what used to take place. Okay. Cheating, infidelity, physical abuse are not amongst the top reasons at all. The top reasons for 70% of the divorce filings are unmet. Emotional needs, work, life balance. And then you got infidelity, which, by the way, is often accused and doesn't necessarily mean that it's true.

[D]

Abuse, I think, was, like, number five or six on this list. Yeah, five. Yeah, five. Physical and emotional violence. Hold on. So physically, they should separate.

[A]

They should separate that.

[B]

Thank you.

[D]

I'm not saying that they're not.

[A]

What he just did is emotional violence. He was talking down to me. He suggested that my booty boot camp was not as hard as the combine.

[D]

Man, comparing and contrasting boot camps and.

[A]

NFL, or rather football is kind of a thing lately. Yeah, but why is there. Is there something you want to show?

[D]

Because they make fun of me. Because I. Oh, okay. I wasn't comparing serving in Afghanistan to going through 2A days.

[A]

You kind of were, but I wasn't. And so you end up with. You do. You end up with two worlds. You end up with the PR world. Yeah, right. You end up with the world of what people believe and the reason that people file for divorce or the reason that we have this dating problem that we have, and then men are accused of being incels, and then you end up with the real world in that real world, the court record, which is where she petitions for full custody and she doesn't have full custody, which should tell you something. Yeah, that should tell you something very. If she doesn't have full custody, as a general rule, that means there was no abuse and there's no danger. Just. Just to be clear. And if a man has primary custody, boy, she could be smoking crack in the kid's bunk bed and she just needs to go to rehab and she'll get back to at least split custody. That's the way the court system is designed. And a lot of Young men are reticent to even get involved. Also, keep in mind, in 2022, Cavallari. She used the buzzword, right? Not gaslight. Toxic. On the podcast call her Daddy, where she was surrounded by equally positive influence.

[F]

So here's my only thing. Because I have three kids with him, I'm very careful about what I say.

[A]

Are you?

[F]

And I didn't have microphones in front of us. I'd tell you, but, you know, that's their dad and my oldest. Google's us now. And I just want to be very careful. My mom never said anything bad about my dad growing up, and I really respected that. And I want to be that kind of mom. And even if I don't say anything, the headlines will say I've trashed him somehow. So I just, you know, it was toxic, I think, Period. End of story. That's all I kind of need to say.

[A]

Ah, let's just throw out the voice.

[D]

He's wrong, right? Like, because toxic.

[A]

Toxic.

[D]

Be both ways. You didn't look like the nicest, most loving, most down to earth person she cited. I think there was a work life balance was cited as one of those. Do you think maybe that played into it? Unmet needs? Yeah, like irreconcilable differences. Unmet needs.

[C]

Do you think.

[D]

Do you think maybe it played into the fact that he was an NFL quarterback and she was starting a company and maybe there were two ships passing in the night. Why not say it just didn't work?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

How about something called the prenup?

[A]

Yep. I mean, what, are you kidding me?

[B]

That's what it was invented for, to avoid all this crap.

[A]

Well, here's the problem too is then men are guilty if it's a. He's planning for it to fail. Okay. If he's worth a hundred something million dollars, if you don't send one, you're planning on fleecing him. It can go both ways. It's a wash.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

It's a wash. This is a genuine question. How do you solve it? How do you fix it? Because we can. Women can scream until they're blue in the face.

[B]

Men just aren't gunplay.

[A]

And Dominican, who do we trust? Well, I'll tell you, Jay Cutler got 23 reps with 225 and Cavalieri zero. So you know what? I think that wraps it up. Right? Did he do it in jeans? Actually. And you know what would offend so many? Hey, does that seem like. Let's be honest here. That seemed like a submissive wife. That seemed like A wife who. Hey, got a. I think we can use this term. High value man. A professional athlete, high leverage. No, she's still mocking him for taking a day off. Oh, her needs aren't met. Well, then you know what? Pick the construction worker next to you who can do it, who can clock out and come home. They were all around, but they're not going to finance your foundation. Company also, do me a favor.

[D]

I mean, she builds house when you have three children. They were married for seven years. I think something like that. Is that something in that ballpark? I think three kids. How about this? I'm not sure the timeline of when you did the reality TV show. How about not doing the reality TV show and spending time with your family to try to work on things? How about not berating your husband and messing with him on a reality TV show in front of the entire country, by the way. Oh, it's a tough day for you. How about working on making sure that you are the very best? Not. Not for him, for your kids.

[A]

Yeah. How about this? I'm gonna take it one step further. How about the fact that he was worth 90 million when you married him? You don't need your little pet project makeup company because you signed up to be a wife and you shouldn't be paying someone else to raise your kids. How about that?

[D]

How about that?

[B]

How about you leave the relationship with what you came in with?

[A]

Ah, I think that would be fair. But that's how men abuse women. Because then they control them with the $180,000 Mercedes and $7.5 million house, which.

[D]

Suck, by the way.

[A]

Those.

[D]

They look so bad to me. Yeah. Person on the planet that thinks, yeah, that ugly.

[B]

Real, real aerodynamic.

[A]

Yeah, I know.

[B]

Friggin toaster oven with wheels.

[D]

I know. They're so bad.

[A]

I mean, if they brought them. If they brought that out to the Reich, they'd be like, okay, come on, we want sleep crimes.

[D]

I did a much, you know, I.

[A]

Have on the line.

[D]

You can design.

[A]

Oh, I'm sure he can design a car. Okay. It's not rocket science. You take a bit, little beat bug, puts the engine in the back. Okay. All right. Yes. Done. Done.

[B]

It's like a hearse.

[A]

Yeah, I like it. Get me a glance.

[D]

Screw you, Tim.

[A]

Get me the Gremlin or the Pacer. I'll take that over this. I trust this should be guest. Now, did you know you know the.

[B]

Comedian Jeff Dye, don't you?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, he's very funny.

[B]

Well, he dated her for a while.

[A]

Oh, my word.

[D]

Well, For a while you need.

[A]

Why not just go look at.

[B]

Yeah, she piece of ass.

[D]

So that's what we should be encouraging is people just to date.

[B]

Take it easy, father. Get out of the 40s.

[A]

But here's the thing. Here's the thing. I think under what Nick is saying, but here's the problem. Someone like that then thinks, oh wait, I can date all these guys, therefore they'll marry me. No, they won't. They'll date you for a while and then it's the oldest. Remember the old. The old bill you for a while.

[D]

I'll just be very clear about this.

[B]

I agree with Ed. I never liked that.

[D]

They'll bed you for a little bit and then they'll move on to the next dam they want to bed when they get tired of hearing you.

[B]

I know. I hate the word dating.

[D]

Don't take that. Women don't go for that.

[A]

Yeah, don't go for that.

[D]

Don't do that for it.

[A]

And I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. Here's the difference. Do you think that maybe looking at the top reasons for 70% of the divorce is filed. Yeah. People will say, oh, this is anti woman. It's not. I'm just trying to give you some perspective.

[D]

It's pro woman.

[A]

Do you think that a lot of those. Do you think a lot of men in marriage maybe feel that their emotional needs aren't met? Think maybe if they're struggling to create a company or be a professional athlete, maybe there's tough sort of balancing act of work life as is the second reason cited, but they stay. In other words, do you think every man is happy and fulfilled at all times in the marriage? So let me ask you this. Why do you think statistically, why do you. Genuine question. Why do you think statistically, if we agree that it's a split where both people can be failing the other one emotionally, why do men stay in spite of it and women statistically leave overwhelmingly more? Why? Because that answer determines how we shape the laws in this country. Men stay for. Men will stay for the good of their children. Men will forego happiness.

[B]

You're talking about white men.

[A]

Yeah. Men will forego their happiness for the good of their children. Women will forego the health of their children for their own happiness. Statistically, why do you think that is?

[B]

White men.

[A]

Yes, of course. I mean, it goes without saying.

[B]

I guess it does. I mean, I forgot what choa is on.

[A]

I mean the Kubala tribesmen throw it off because he's got like nine wives who sit on the mulch.

[D]

There's only three total people, Steven. It's impossible for him to have nine.

[A]

Okay, yes, two.

[B]

It is not natural. I'm going to get in trouble, but.

[A]

I saw two tents in that clip. Well, all right.

[D]

Want to sleep with this guy?

[B]

Want kids? Really?

[A]

Speaking of makeup. I do. Gavin Newsom. Gavin Newsom's approval is bad. Let's set that up. Okay. Unfavorable, 47% favorable. 29%. Which is kind of a marvel when you consider.

[B]

Wait, Say what?

[A]

Unfavorable, 47%.

[D]

With who?

[B]

California.

[A]

I don't know if this is national or if this is California because we had two different sets.

[D]

It looks national.

[B]

I thought that was Dick Cheney's heart chart.

[A]

There's a spike on there. When John Edwards brought up his lesbian daughter and he told him to go screw himself. Remember that? Yeah, that was great. He pulled him in with a handshake. Do you remember that? He pulled him. Yes. Not that I'm a fan of Dick Cheney, but John Edwards. I'm getting off on a tangent here, but John Edwards in a debate said, well, you're lesbian daughter. And after the debate, Dick Cheney shook his hand and pulled him in. He said, look at me. Go hug yourself for that.

[B]

Cheney don't play.

[A]

No, he told like, he was like, I want you to look me in the eyes and know what's going to happen. So anyway, I appreciate that.

[B]

They went hunting later that year.

[A]

Yes, they did get shot. So approval, Gavin Newsom, very low. 47% unfavorable, 29% favorable. That doesn't mean that those on the left, and by the way, some on the right aren't. They're not trying rabidly to make Gavin Newsom a thing.

[B]

Let's call it what it is. Oh, this guy say this about Gavin Newsom? The brother looks presidential. I mean, listen, you know, I don't.

[A]

Look at men that way.

[B]

That's just not my flavor. But the brother does look good. He's skinny. I mean, he looks very presidential. Gavin Newsom and California Democrats have found a way to fight Donald Trump's attack. This guy's democracy.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

By using democracy against Donald Trump. How's that? Pitching voters in historically Republican parts of rural South Carolina, telling people there that the country needs less political polarization.

[A]

Are we still at sub zero interest in running for president?

[B]

Oh, God, that's just.

[D]

It's obvious.

[B]

For the record, for all of you, couldn't see his face.

[D]

Governor Newsom's approval rating is surging.

[B]

I think the biggest Problem with our party right now is a sense that we're weak. Is that a guy or a woman? That we're we?

[D]

I can't answer.

[B]

And it's time to disabuse people of that. We have power. We need to start exercising it.

[A]

Exercise. To which RFK Jr said, I'm on it. I'll do it in jeans. You.

[D]

He always wears jeans.

[A]

What's his deal?

[D]

Do you have sponsor?

[A]

Think you never hurt. Stretch.

[B]

American Eagle.

[D]

Good jeans.

[A]

Lycra.

[B]

I call them dungarees.

[D]

It won't be quite as popular as a Sydney Sweeney commercial, but it'll be.

[B]

Who'S got a Secret?

[A]

I would pay good money to see him as the Ricola guy.

[D]

You should have heard me before.

[A]

So here's the. So, but here's the thing. The left, they don't. They have no. No self awareness. The social team is. I mean, these guys deserve a bonus because they've been trying to mean. They've been trying to be edgy online. So here's one where they have a post on X about Gavin upstaging Trump. It says pro tip for Trump. If you want to master the deal, try walking in like you own the room. Look, Gavin Newsom's pointing.

[B]

Here's what was on his. Yeah, where was that?

[A]

On his site. What that looks like to me is someone trying to convince someone else that they're important and a completely disinterested important thing.

[D]

No, no, it's a photo op. He knows. He knows at some point I need to point my finger.

[B]

Absolutely.

[D]

It doesn't matter.

[A]

What.

[B]

He's that calculating. Yeah, that's right.

[D]

Do that and make it look like I'm dressing the President down.

[A]

Yeah, tough. You have lady fingers. I get it.

[B]

You've been counting money all your life, right? You got city hands.

[A]

Here's the. Here's another weird AI Photoshop, but have you seen this one, Nick? Yeah, look at that. Oh. Oh, great. Yeah.

[D]

The heck is this?

[A]

And wait a minute. What? Hogan? Kid Rock? Tucker Carlson worshiping. Yeah. And says Tucker so nice.

[B]

Then I don't even get that.

[A]

Then they posted this reply to Tom McDonald. Bro, we get it, but he's not interested. Stick to Grindr. So. So the left is really trying to meme. Because here's the thing. Remember how the left, I always used to say, like, well, there just are no concern. There are no right wing communities because conservatives aren't funny. Isn't it. Isn't it sort of nutty how that shifted so much? Like the left is incapable of being Funny because they cannot laugh at themselves. They're not capable of it. It's just not a thing that they can do. And so this brings us to now. They are trying to compare. They believe that this is a good comparison for them to make. They're saying, yeah, yeah, look, look. Hey, you want to talk about cool? Look at young Gavin Newsom versus young J.D. vance. Huh, huh? Which brings me to this segment. We're saying the exact same thing.

[F]

We're saying the same thing.

[A]

I said the exact same thing. And what I mean by this is the left is saying, hey, look at Young Gavin Newsom versus Young J.D. vance. And I'm saying, look at Young Gavin Newsom versus young J.D. vance. So here's their meme that's been going around, that's been making the rounds. Like, look at this. Look, look. Gavin peaked in high school. Huh, huh, huh. And then we're saying, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it. But how about this? How about a drum circle hippie and a guy who came from a meth family and then made it into the Marines and then an Ivy League school and is now a multimillionaire, entirely self made. Please, please continue with the comparisons. And it's the pictures, by the way. And I get it. You can selectively pick any pictures. You know, hey, J.D. vance is a little overweight in high school. It's almost like he learned how to get in shape and, and develop discipline in the military, which Gavin Newsom avoided like the plague, like a peanut allergy. It's the pictures of Newsom that they don't show you that provide context. Like, here he is, by the way, in college, leading the ceremony at Santa Clarita University's Skull and Boner Society. They don't want you to see that.

[D]

Oh, goodness.

[A]

They don't want you to. This was a guy who lived in college and then suckled at the public teat. Right. This is a guy who hasn't known the same kind of struggle as most other people in, in this country. He loved college so much. He loved his fraternity so much, he actually pledged all four years. Here he is freshman year, sophomore year, junior year, and senior year.

[D]

Loves it.

[A]

This reminded me of. Do you remember when they did this too? They said like, hey, oh, I know how we're going to meme this. And please. And here's the thing. This is why. This is how you know that we are actually pro free speech. I want the left to make these cases. Yeah. Because I truly believe that their own words hurt them. I want you to hear Them as well. I wish that CNN had triple the ratings. They do. I really do. I really do. That's why we have. I'm trying to keep CNN alive because it's the most effective tool in ensuring that you don't vote for a Democrat ever. Remember when they tried to say, hey, look, this one's. This one's our. This. Our. This is our. This is the ace up our sleeve. Yeah, our Pete Butt gig versus their Pete. Look at this, look at this. Yeah, look at our Pete versus their Pete. Yeah. Okay, Our Pete versus their Pete. You've got a chest feeding homosexual who looks like Alfred E. Newman versus a high ranking military man who led infantry and looks like. By the way, let's just be honest, I agree with Steve. Like he's out of central casting to play a command.

[D]

Yeah, exactly. By the way, go back to the previous one. Are you really trying to like compare military service with a guy drinking a beer? And by the way, the guy drinking out I think looks like almost like a champagne bottle. I'm thinking that guy, I know he served as well. So if I'm like, ah, this guy seems pretty cool. He's gonna be sucking on that bottle and not something else later.

[A]

Yeah, swap it with Hegseth covered in actual terrorist blood and Pete Butt gig with a spritzer.

[D]

That's exactly. Hold on, let me see if I have a two person swing for you and your gay man.

[B]

You show the end of Buttigieg's rifle. It says Dick on.

[A]

Like the Acme flag. One of the WNBA green dildos, Standard issue. Now, by the way, best way to follow me, download the Rumble app and follow me there. That's the best way. Rumble is an actual free speech platform. We're live weekdays, 11am Eastern. But hey, if you want to know when we do special streams, it's not an algorithm. You just know when we are there. Continuing with Gavin Newsom, now, we're going to debunk some of his claims. This may be why he's not a thing. Why his disapproval is off the charts. He was speaking with Brian Tyler Cohen and he repeated this lie. And the problem is the left, they don't have new talking points. You know, remember at one point they were like, well, if you have a gun in the house, you're far more likely to have it used against you. So there's no science that says that to biological men have an advantage.

[B]

Yeah, they're doubling down on wrong.

[A]

Right. And so in this case, like they haven't gotten the memo that this doesn't actually work because people know it's untrue. It's a very easy stat to debunk. Remember the 77 cents on the dollar that Barack Obama talked about? The wage? That's the most repeatedly and effortlessly debunked statistic that's ever existed. But they can't get off of it because they don't actually have this sort of preponderance of evidence data. When you look at the totality, you look at the whole picture, they always lose. So here he is talking with Mr. Cohen, trying to make the claim that red states are actually the ones with more crime, not places like California.

[B]

Oh, go. Should start with Shreveport, Louisiana, in Speaker Johnson's district that has six plus times the murder rate of Nancy Pelosi. San Francisco. That's racism, the carnage. Mr. President, in Shreveport. Why are you protecting the folks there? Eight of the top 10 murder states in this country, red states. What bull. And everyone knows it. Everybody knows it. Again, it's acts of authoritarianism. It's acts of power on a person that is trying to use his moral. It's formal authority, and it's depleting and it's weak. Why is he talking to Jake Gyllenhaal? And it's increasingly desperate.

[A]

Does anyone use the thing? I think Donald Trump has flaws. Does anyone believe that the cell of Donald Trump is weak versus Gavin Newsom is going to work?

[D]

You read my mind.

[A]

I'm like, really, Donald Trump? You think of weak acts of authoritarianism? Do you mean like locking people out of their businesses for weeks on end and not allowing kids to go back to school while you attend the most expensive restaurant in your state? Do you mean that, that kind of act of. Of authoritarianism where Donald Trump wanted to open us back up first, quick stat, by the way, 19 of 20 cities with the highest murder rates, blue mayors, sure, some of them are in red states, but it's a city issue, to be clear. Blue cities, okay? Blue cities, 19 of 20. That's what you would call a noticeable trend. Now, the other issue, of course, President Trump has the authority to do what he did, and he only has that authority in D.C. which is the only place he has exercised.

[D]

Exactly.

[A]

Also, while he talks about Shreveport, like Nick just said, it's like, okay, all right, you want to play that game? Well, let's look at the pattern, the demographics, you know, the ones that your intelligence agencies no longer want to report. Seven of the top 10 murdered states also have the highest black populations. Same thing. Of course, it gets worse with those cities.

[B]

Shreveport, that Booming, metropolitan.

[D]

Pull that back up. Pull that back up.

[B]

Bring it up like it's Vegas.

[D]

Number one.

[A]

Number one, District of Columbia.

[D]

Check him.

[A]

Thank God he has the constitutional authority as president to clean it up. Yeah.

[D]

And he actually offered services to other cities if they wanted it in different states. He didn't send the military in, Right?

[A]

Yeah. No, you're absolutely right.

[D]

To clean up crime.

[A]

And this is. Look, because we check the references, we always use leftist sources, liberal sources, where we can. Like right there. To give you an idea, if you go check the references. Well, you have the census, but you have Forbes, you have Axios, you have NBC. Earlier on in the show, I believe we had the New York Times, the Hill Grindr. Yeah. Yes. Well, that's just your personal by the source.

[B]

Let's keep it pg.

[A]

So we try and make sure that we know what they're saying. So I think we're at less risk and you're at less risk of being in an echo chamber. But if there's a blind spot, let me know. You think that the average American, even the average American who doesn't like Donald Trump believes that Donald Trump is weak and feeble and Gavin Newsom is a strong man. Do you think that anyone believes that? Comment below. I don't think it works. And I really want us to continue allowing them. And I mean that. Allowing them because we're in a position of authority. Comparisons between Vance and between Newsom. Please do it. Between Pete Buttigieg and who was it? Pete Hegseth. Please continue to do it. You want to try and. You want to try and denigrate Pete Hegseth? He's a morning host. Please. The more that they do this, the more people do a little research, because you do have some people who don't pay attention. They go, I guess he's just a morning host. Oh, wait, he's a decorated soldier who actually saw combat. Also, he looks kind of charming.

[D]

Yeah, absolutely. I just want to address something really quickly for those people on the right who think it's a good idea just to compare the races or ethnicity of these two different groups of people and put their politics aside and say, well, hey, look white. Well, that looks pretty good to me. Well, J.D. vance, Indian. Ah, look at that. That's crazy. Look, you can have conversations about values, sure. But please don't, don't. Please don't forget what Gavin Newsom did in California and filling skate parks to make sure that people couldn't go outside. Please don't forget his authoritarian policies and how he spent money needlessly on a rail system that's never ever going to take off and basically sticks his finger up in the wind to figure out which direction to go. He asked the consultant, should I cuss more? I'll cuss more. Should I go on more podcasts? I'll go on more podcasts. Of course he's running for president. You don't go to South Carolina and Texas and Florida and wherever else he's been. If you're not running for president, if you're the governor of California, you focus on California. Don't think that having somebody like Gavin Newsom is gonna be good because he's white. Cuz you're an idiot.

[A]

I will say that's actually a very valuable example, I think, because a lot of people out there, look, I think that most of you watching don't actually, when you've been accused of being racist for so long, don't have hate in your heart. Here's a pretty good litmus test, okay? I think that we should have conversations about demographics. And a matter of fact, I think it's necessary now. And so. So you're not racist. If you are looking at demographics, you are looking at data tables and you're going, okay, there's a trend that we need to address here. And there are differences between cultures and there are differences seemingly between races in the United States and how they approach these issues as it relates to crime, as it relates to our welfare state. Okay, that's logical. If you say Gavin Newsom, good, better than J.D. vance, because white, that is no longer logical. And that means you're a racist in my opinion. Cuz there's no rationale for it that would make sense if you care about the country before race. Yeah, all of it, I think, is a valid discussion. But once you get that point, does that make sense? Comment below. Speaking of very, very white and partially Asian, let's go to Boston. So you all remember this, right? President Trump said he would cut funding for sanctuary cities that don't comply with federal law that house illegal aliens, both criminal and, well, all criminal, but both nonviolent criminals and violent criminals. And I know that many people responded, those cities exist. That's a thing.

[D]

They're allowed to do that.

[A]

They're allowed to do that.

[D]

What?

[A]

Yeah, I know. Believe me, that should be your response.

[D]

Now, we had a military.

[A]

Well, yesterday, the Boston mayor, a city that I know, Mr. DePaulo, you must be grossly ashamed of.

[B]

I am. It's a great town, great sports city, all that stuff. But the politics and the politics, you know, if you believe in elections and that they're real. These people voted these assholes in.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it's, they are San Francisco. They've been trying for 10 years to become San Francisco East.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I got booed in front of 18,000 people at the TD Garden. We're doing the comics come home thing.

[D]

Well, that happened.

[B]

And I, and I, and I, you know, I said some crack about as an angry Jew from Peabody or whatever.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I get booed for that.

[A]

What?

[B]

Oh, yeah. And I go, what happened to my city? I, I, I, I go back to my room, you know, I have a couple shots out of the mini bar, right? And I get on, you know what Twitter at the time, instead of just ignoring it. I'm fighting. I got my underwear, I get all prepared, right? And I'm on my bed like three in the morning, all sudden, my wife calls me, get off that thing. You're people are, you know. And they were talking about me on the, on a morning radio show in Boston.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

The next day that he was a, he was.

[A]

He.

[B]

When did he turn such a racist?

[A]

Can you believe this guy's racist?

[B]

Oh, my God. I go, what in God's name happened?

[A]

And your wife said, you're in the honeymoon suite making fart bubbles in the hot tub again, aren't you?

[B]

Yes. That's an old bit. Yes. So, yeah, I, I, I, I, I watch the news and they got a lesbian governor. They get this short order cook for a mayor. It's really embarrassing. And again, it's, it's virtue. Let me give you one more example. I'm watching the Red Sox game, okay? Follow ball goes into the stands, guy grabs it, right? That's it. Kind of a young guy, whatever, and he's gonna keep it. But there's like, I watch this on national tv. It's a bunch of people telling him to give it to this little black kid that's like, sitting behind him and he has to give in.

[D]

So he pops.

[B]

How do you know he doesn't have kids at home?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

I'm just saying. Yeah, but that's all about virtue signaling, right? Oh, look at me. I'm on tv and I'm telling them to get the little black. That's all that is.

[A]

Yeah, no, I get it.

[B]

What an Asian woman is. She's a walking virtue signaling.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

The black kid had rickets. So it was nice.

[A]

Yeah, well, I guess so. I mean, that was probably one of those things that hasn't been Ebola or Zika Ah, they brought it with them. Just like the.

[B]

I can't watch your Red Sox. Every. Every game they talk about cancer. They bring kids into the booth. Can we have five minutes of fun?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

They say honestly still have cancer after the game. Okay, exactly.

[A]

No, that's.

[B]

But that's my point. There's a time and place for every. People go to sporting events to get away from life.

[A]

Right.

[B]

I don't need a 8 year old kid with a third degree lung cancer, you know, doing play by play.

[A]

Yeah. Smoking.

[B]

Yeah. Honest to God, I'm.

[A]

Well, the good thing is to make. But no, it's not. It's not. The good thing is the NFL has in the end zone now. They have the words end racism. And by the way, that stopped it dead in its tracks. And only right there.

[B]

That one makes me the most nuts. Who do you think that's for?

[D]

The players?

[B]

No, they speak.

[A]

No, that would be don't beat your.

[B]

No, I was going to say and racism after you stop beating your. And selling drugs and shooting up titty bars. Yeah, but. And racism. Who do you think they're talking to? They're not talking to black people, but they're doing it under guys. They go, look, we'll do this and they'll think we're talking to everybody.

[A]

Yeah. It's like, yeah, you're not fooling anybody.

[B]

That's to tell white people to stop being racist.

[A]

Don't you love it when a black guy making $20 million a year with no college degree, who you'd think is dyslexic crosses the words end racism?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So on that note, the Boston mayor, Michelle Wu.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

She was acting tough, which is very hard for a Wu to do, saying that she's not going to comply with ICE everybody.

[B]

What the hell is that?

[F]

Administration trump Boston Kumple la representamos.

[A]

I'm sorry. Sorry. Let's try that in the thank God now official language of America.

[F]

We're here again today because last week Boston received a letter.

[B]

Any need for the dumb faces on the signaling?

[F]

Woman on official letterhead.

[B]

Look at that piece of cheese.

[F]

Government. That's a huge bitch to prosecute city officials.

[B]

She's making that shit up as she goes along.

[F]

Look, unless we cooperate with carrying out mass deportations at a time when this federal administration is already causing so much fear and harm in our communities.

[A]

Do you mean like the roving gangs of illegals who take over swaths of towns?

[B]

This is frightening to me.

[F]

My hair's standing up by today.

[B]

This is frightening.

[F]

So here it is stop attacking our cities to hide your administration's failures.

[B]

Iron my shirt, bitch.

[A]

Look at the attitude on the signal.

[F]

That and like the Trump administration, Boston follows the law.

[A]

Look at this. What do you think, Piggy who made his house out of brick with the Kenny G ponytail?

[B]

Oh, my God.

[D]

What an emotionless face signaling you know who that.

[A]

You know who she looked like?

[B]

Carly Joe.

[A]

She looked like. If the Italian furio from Tony Soprano let himself go a little bit now I will signal. And here's the other thing, too. It's kind of like talking about this. Like the kids in the anarchy T shirts they get at Hot Topic with the wallet chain. Do they have any idea as to how this pans out? Do you honestly think that the. The roving Venezuelan cartel gangs would do anything other than enslave and. Or kill these ladies first?

[B]

That's right. That's what libs never understood.

[A]

They don't.

[B]

They're the first ones to go.

[A]

And also, let's just. This is not a victimless virtue signal. You have people in your cities and by the way, many of them Hispanic, who have to live under the thumb of these criminal gangs. These policies, if it saves one life. We don't have the numbers because a lot of the crime isn't reported. Let's go with at least thousands, thousands of people killed by illegal aliens in this country in these sanctuary cities because there's a huge gang presence. If it saves one life. You think taking away my Smith and Wesson is going to save more lives then if you stopped harboring illegal gangs who take over entire apartment complexes? Maybe that's why Stephen Miller, big fan, by the way, made a threat of criminal charges for people like Wu. The sanctuary cities like Boston refused to turn over these menacing threats to public safety. And so now they face not only revocation of funds, not only the loss of taxpayer support, but also potential criminal charges for harboring and smuggling. This is as real as it gets, Sean. Yeah. And to add to that, Pam Bondi, who could do something about this, added that she'll be on Fox News tonight.

[B]

What time?

[A]

8:30 during the not doing your job hour.

[B]

Remind me to get lotion.

[A]

Here's some other things. Here's some other things that Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo.

[D]

Do Woo.

[A]

It sounds like a Disney villain who gets, like, covered in cake or like a nutshot, like in Beethoven. Like a dog, like, woo. All right, I'm a child. Let's go through some claims here. Here's a claim that woo makes that President Trump.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Is the one Responsible for ignore the four years I preceded him. By the way, she's Chinese, right? I believe Korean. I don't know and I don't care that Donald Trump is responsible for grocery prices, the housing shortages, and also, in case you didn't know, cancer. Yeah.

[F]

Under the Trump administration, groceries are less pig face, housing is harder to build, cures for cancer are farther away. And good news on our economy has been as hard to find as the Epstein list.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

The truth, Good writing.

[A]

Yeah. The truth is the exact opposite of that. Let me give you some stats. Check the references. And by the way, in this case, It's CNN and USDA. The USDA confirmed food prices are tracking with historical averages 2026. They're expected to track below historical average. In contrast to Biden 21 to 24, prices rose 22%. By the way, remember, egg prices are down. Don't let them shift away from the argument that they were consistently making on housing. The Trump administration has reduced regulations on new home construction. That's a big deal. One of the biggest deals because it's how giant companies, giant corporations like Vanguard, Vanguard, blackrock, State street, they managed to artificially influence, inflate the prices of homes because he can't build. Right. To create more scarcity, Donald Trump also freed up federal lands for new affordable housing. And what do we see as far as results in July 2025, housing is looking at 12 point. What is this? 12.9% higher compared to a year earlier.

[D]

As far as new homes are being built.

[A]

As far as homes being built. Right. This is houses being built or people being.

[D]

Housing starts. So that's building new homes.

[A]

All right, good. Got it. Cancer research is another one. Donald Trump's fault for cancer. Well, here's the thing.

[D]

They go cut funding, caused cancer.

[A]

Yeah. No, that's diabetes specifically. That's diabetes.

[D]

He said cancer disease and diabetes.

[B]

What does.

[D]

Yeah, that was inward or the perceived inward. This was rev. Jamal Fire pulling. Bowman.

[A]

Bowman. You don't know the stress I feel I have to eat Little Debbie's when I see a racist caricature. What choice did I have?

[B]

I love Little Debbie's though. Oh, Jesus.

[A]

We don't have those in Canada. We had Mae west and Joe Louis is what they were called.

[B]

You guys didn't have a filet of fish here. I mean, what the fuck?

[A]

I know. I don't know what is going on. I've never had one because I think it seems disgusting. So when it comes to cancer research, cancer research, they go cutting funding. Cutting funding. No, President Trump, when You're talking about the changes. They actually ensured that the NIH spent more of their funds on research versus non research costs, just to be clear. And this is what they cut waste. Yeah, they cut waste.

[D]

Hey, there you go.

[A]

You know, you look at the costs, for example, of healthcare or education, you look at the ballooning costs, you go, but we're not seeing any better performance. It's administrative costs that go up, not the actual healthcare providers in education, it's the administration costs that go up, not actually money going to teachers. You see the same thing with NIH and funding. So you had someone step in and say, wait a second, wait a second. Less and less money is being spent on research and it's being spent on administrative fees costs which by the way, can be funded any way you want. How about we set a limit so that most of your money, most of this grant is going directly to research that matters?

[D]

Yeah. And basically I think they pegged it against the public sector or private sector. People that were doing this on their own dime had roughly X percent and it was about double when the government was paying for it for administrative costs.

[A]

Right.

[D]

So it's like, hey, why don't you just be in line with people that are doing it on their own dime.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Instead of just taking our money, you.

[A]

Know, who have to provide some kind of performance results. Results, yes.

[D]

Have you cured cancer? I think we spent a lot of money on that.

[A]

I don't believe that we have.

[D]

I'm sorry that, you know, that one's a hard one. Have we cured anything lately?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Like cured.

[D]

I didn't.

[A]

Well, I do know that something livable.

[D]

That's good too.

[A]

That's not fair. I do know that you can have unprotected homosexual sodomy with strangers and truck stops and it's pretty much consequence free.

[D]

But you don't have to say, is it really?

[A]

Yeah, the AIDS thing doesn't kill anybody. So that was really top of our priority list. A lot more funding to AIDS because celebrities got on board with it then, but not cured cancer.

[D]

Not like a one time. Basically.

[A]

Entirely treatable.

[D]

Yeah, treatable.

[B]

Cocktail. Take a nice cocktail. Yeah.

[D]

You got to do it the rest of your life.

[A]

Yeah. Cancer, not so much. I like it when as a society we place emphasis, as we did for two decades, on an entirely, very easily preventable disease as opposed to one in which you have no say, like cancer. I'm really glad that we had the highest per patient funding for AIDS than we did for breast prostate cancer until it became more cool to Put a pink ribbon on at the super bowl, that one. So Nick gets mad now.

[D]

Stop banging guys in the ass at a truck stop.

[B]

Oh my God. That came out of Father Muki.

[A]

Yeah. It's almost like it's not, not possible to get AIDS in the United States unless you choose to. Cancer? Not so much. So leftists, you made this bed. Now we just want the funding to go to research for cancer. Or as Wu calls it, a violation of basic humanity.

[B]

In a perfect world, though, here's the problem. You just played what she said, lying, full of shit liberal. You just straightened her out. In the real world, she would be on today with J.D. vance in a room, no moderator or with a moderator, whatever, and he would counterpoint her bullshit.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That would happen once a week on tv like on Sunday.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You notice how you never see a real liberal politician and a conservative in the same room together until it's four years at a presidential debate. The only time they get together.

[A]

Right.

[B]

But if we really wanted to enlighten people at who's lying and who's not get together. So it's, it's all a bunch of, of poop.

[A]

No, you're absolutely. And that's why, that's why I started changing my mind. I was like, you know what? Since we cleaning it up for you, we can't. But enough about Boston. We can't, we can't get the people who say they want to show up in debate to show up in debate. They won't. And so I said, you know, I'm just going to sit down and it'll be. Anybody?

[B]

Yeah, no, and I wasn't calling you out.

[A]

No, no, no. But you're right, it's a problem. It's a real problem.

[B]

It would be a lot. It would really go a long ways. It would to people going, oh, you know what? Our side is full of shit on that one.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. You know, and you have to do it all the time. Imagine as, as a more right leaning comic in New York City, you had to defend your view all the time.

[B]

Especially with five rum and Cokes. I mean, I would just say, sit down, you dumb chink. You know, and that didn't work.

[A]

And you said, don't blame me, blame the Captain.

[D]

That's fine.

[A]

He made it happen.

[B]

I wish I drank Captain. I drank the Bacardi.

[D]

Ah, oh man.

[B]

Then I get into the whiskey and they put me on a one in there one in the morning.

[A]

Can you go easy on the Bacardi? Name that movie line. Name that movie line. Comment Below. Toolman's hit the comment button. So here's the funny thing.

[B]

I know. I know that much Green Hornet.

[A]

Scrooge. Scrooge.

[D]

Like I said, don't ruin it.

[A]

Well, I felt it's just because he's one of my comedy idols, so I got intimidated. Now, here's a funny thing, too. Speaking of Asians of all persuasions, Josh isn't here to defend himself. And. And he's not here because he got a pretty traumatic. This is 100% real, by the way. A hateful direct message this week that said, asians are better than you, you filthy Jew. Never talk about Asians again. This actually went directly to Josh's inbox.

[D]

Did you accept the message?

[B]

I didn't mean to send it directly.

[A]

And so naturally, because this is kind of in the air right now, we're talking about. Well, we sent Josh to Boston to talk and give us some insight on their Asian mayor.

[B]

Where in the world is Josh?

[A]

All right, Josh, how is it going up there?

[C]

Oh, Boston is so good. So many immigrants, but still too many Jew.

[A]

Still too many Jews. How much is too many Jews, Joshua?

[C]

Too many Jew. I don't know to count. I have to hire a Jew.

[A]

Okay, did you.

[C]

I don't have an advocate with me right now.

[A]

Okay. Did you. Did you talk to the mayor yet? Ms. Wu?

[C]

No, no, she too busy. But I will get the dim sum, and then I will reply to that angry Chinaman on Instagram.

[A]

Yeah, well, I think you give him some more ammo. It sounds like a pretty lovely day.

[C]

Yeah, well, it's a pretty roughly day indeed. And then after the roughly day, I will steal his job building railroad.

[A]

Hey, come on now.

[C]

I steal job like a Italian steel idea for noodle.

[A]

Okay. Isn't that right?

[C]

A naked parole.

[A]

Yeah, that's true.

[C]

You steal all the. Good idea. You know, what do we call eatery in Japan?

[A]

What's that?

[C]

We call Japan cover band.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

You steal all the hits.

[A]

That's. That's racist. Okay.

[C]

Yes, very racist. But then I have to go because I have to eat a rival frog. Yeah, that the frog always have something clever to say.

[A]

That seems really cruel. Eating. Eating live frogs. I know they do that in some Asian cultures.

[C]

Yes, yes. But now I have a moved on from a talkative frog to mouthy fish. I will send a video.

[A]

You have the video? Do we have the video that he sent of the. Yeah, we just got it. Okay, let me see this video. This is a delicacy. Oh, my. Oh, my word. That's awful. That's deep fried the fish. They kept it alive. They keep it alive to fry it. I don't. You know Asian culture, that's borderline evil. Even Josh.

[C]

Oh, no, no. Another evil fish. Love it. It bring him a great pleasure. His family has a lot of honor.

[A]

Okay, well, I guess all this, all that stuff is made in your country, so it makes sense.

[C]

Why, yes, you like that? I will bring some home for you in doggy bag.

[A]

Okay. All right.

[C]

It is a dog bag.

[A]

Yes. Is it a bag? Is it. Let me guess, it's a bag filled with dogs.

[C]

Hey, that is a racist. You will never say anything.

[B]

Where in the world is judge? Wow, that's some wild stuff.

[A]

That was great. Look, no one else is even trying this.

[D]

I'm starting to think there might be a reason.

[A]

Yeah, I'm sort of. There might be something to that.

[D]

I can't wait to see that.

[B]

That guy's reply to this should send him this.

[A]

You think he's racist? Tune in tomorrow, Buttercup. Here you go.

[B]

Get a suitcase and fill the dead fish at your door.

[A]

Oh, I will say, that is really. That's very messed up. That's intense. With the fish, they actually, like, they actually. They somehow separate the head like so that they keep the neurons firing so it's alive so they can fry it.

[D]

They fry the fish alive and then put it on your plate. And I guess that it's just some kind of thing for half an hour. The thing can sit there smoking and moving.

[B]

Well, Hamas does that with Joe's.

[D]

Like that either.

[A]

Yeah, it sounds to me like they would if they. They can get away with.

[B]

Haven't you seen that?

[A]

And by the way, you're going to be. It's September 18th at Hyena. September 18th.

[B]

Then the next two nights, 19 and 20, I'll be at Wise guys in Salt Lake City. It's a very nice white town with crazy underwear.

[D]

I love it. Do they serve alcohol?

[A]

What? Huh? All right, look, we're going to continue. We're going to continue with this. By the way, we actually have a pretty funny segment. I don't know if this was a Democrat youth summit. Oh, gosh. And I don't think they knew. They used the change my mind meme.

[D]

Oh, really?

[A]

To coach people poll. We're talking about that. But if you are not a Rumble Premium member. Hey, look, none of this happens what you just saw, that travesty, that grossly offensive. Guess what? Your membership is what allows us to do it. Because there's no way anyone else would touch this with a 10 foot pole. And none of this is going to be going on YouTube. With good reason. Not because it's justified, but because of course, they would remove it right away. So it's $99 a year. You get this 100% more show. You get everything after ad free. And it's the best one stop shop. The free content goes away. We are actually funded by viewers like you click that button, try for $9 a month. Otherwise you get to keep on watching and there's free content all day. Tim Pool Live is coming up next. But the Democrat Youth Summit, which was hosted by a furry and pretty much no one else, no one showed up except for me. I made an appearance. What the is up? Let's Sam.