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Steven Crowder
No, I mean, really, it makes no sense. Welcome to the lineup live on Rumble. For the first time last night, I watched Waterworld. I realized I'd never seen it, and it was just in my queue and I had been bitten by fire ants. I was, you know, a little bit loopy on Benadryl. I was like, yeah, I'll do this. And it's. It's even worse than I had imagined. They're all dusty and dirty, like, clearly because someone was ripping off Mad Max. But they're living right around water. They could just take a quick dip and clean them. Nothing about it makes it. You guys let me know. Is it as bad as everyone says? Says I say so. Also, he has gills behind his ears.
Josh
I just.
Steven Crowder
I don't know why he goes fishing and he uses himself as. Anyway, we're going to be talking that we have Clay Travis on the show because he offered. He ponied up $10 million for the WNBA's champion team to play if they can beat a state champ high school boys team willing to bet. Nobody claims that. And AOC is going to be running for president. Here's the important thing. Right now, they're trying to distance themselves, the left, from woke. They're trying to focus on economic policy. For the first time, Democrats actually trusted more than Republicans. Republicans on the economy in, like, 18 years, which is nuts. But they're calling it Woke 1, as in Woke 1.0, which means they know there's a Woke 2.0. They're just trying to be covert about it. Quick question. What sport do you think would be easiest to beat a woman? As a man? I mean, as a trans woman? We'll take your answers on with the show. Firestein. Firestein. Firestein. Firestein. He's homeless. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with this girl who saw Josh getting his house repossessed last night. Guess it's pretty serious. Thank you, Stephen. No problem whatsoever.
Josh
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Comrade Cortez
Morgan.
Steven Crowder
Morgan.
Josh
And now a reading from the Democratic Socialist Manifesto with Comrade Cortez.
Steven Crowder
It's become evident that the bourgeoisie is unfit any longer to be the ruling class.
Josh
The squad is the ruling class now.
Steven Crowder
We run this. Me, my girl Ilhan, Rashida and I never learned the other girl's name. It doesn't matter. We're coming for you, Israel. Yeah.
Josh
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Steven Crowder
Click Rumble Premium and join now for 99 annually or 9.99amonth to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content creators and free speec. Glad to be with you. I was just reviewing my notes from last. I don't know what hope I have. Making sense. It doesn't make sense to me. It says Riku Roku. There's probably something funny that sounded like Roku and then greatest threats and then question marks.
Morgan
It's Tucker's ten point plan.
Steven Crowder
Is that what it is?
Josh
Those are normal. Those are normal notes. What's your greatest threats? You always gotta be watchful of that.
Morgan
That's true.
Steven Crowder
This one says Lawrence Arabia. Something rules on notes, working class and a picture of Muhammad. The point is, my notes really only make sense to me, so I'm not worried about anyone ever stealing.
Josh
They don't make sense to you apparently.
Steven Crowder
No, they don't.
Morgan
They do. In moment your notes gets you a fatwa.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, effectively.
Josh
I'm gonna find out what the New York Post thinks about your notes.
Morgan
There you go.
Steven Crowder
Well, they'll just say that something, something. Someone saw my balls once.
Josh
True.
Steven Crowder
Of course. Yeah, we admitted it. Which time? Captain Morgan, CEO. How are you?
Morgan
Fantastic. Nobody has seen my balls. Just to be clear.
Steven Crowder
That's not true.
Josh
Oh, I've seen them.
Morgan
This one's fully on you.
Josh
Oh, I've seen them. I've seen everything.
Morgan
No, you haven't.
Josh
Oh yeah.
Steven Crowder
Friday set. If you want to see his balls. November 27th, 28th at Skyline Comedy Club in Appleton, Wisconsin.
Morgan
That's right, the.
Steven Crowder
The ball city of the Midwest.
Morgan
They.
Josh
Yes. Drunken balls they call it.
Steven Crowder
Yes, that's exactly what they call. They don't. They don't want to smers the reputation of the good people of Appleton, Wisconsin. But you know what's not quite as. As family friendly as Appleton, Wisconsin? The place. Yeah, well, Hollywood, Florida, there's a steakhouse now that's going to allow the customers to eat completely naked, which finally. Nice. Okay, I guess. But the guy who owns it is way more enthusiastic and bizarre than he should be considering the restaurant Classoire Steakhouse
Josh
is the clock of the town. They love French social media. Not just because of the menus, but for what's not on it. The customers seems classy. Clothes? None. Shoes and socks off first or how does it work?
Steven Crowder
Well, we have a Bathroom here.
Josh
Murad Ali is the chef and owner. He came up with the once a month concept, too.
Morgan
Don't want anyone to be embarrassed.
Josh
They said the news is coming this morning. Better get a glass of wine. There is a market for this.
Steven Crowder
And if you're sinning, I'm gonna start my soiree early.
Josh
What do you want to say to those people who say that?
Steven Crowder
Please allow people to express themselves.
Josh
Do you find yourself staring at me? My result?
Steven Crowder
I express myself by showing my balls. No, no, no, no, no.
Morgan
We got cameras. I don't stare.
Josh
No touchy feelings. There's a hole in that wall at the table.
Steven Crowder
What about that?
Josh
Somebody's friendly.
Steven Crowder
What's the story? That's French for no. We talk French.
Comrade Cortez
Yes.
Josh
Has to keep their clothes on. Only the customers can be naked. And number two or all of the windows here, you can't see in or out, so there's no peeping. People come in, as soon as they want to call them, they start taking their clothes off right away, before the appetizer is even closed.
Steven Crowder
I'm okay with it. I'm okay. Honestly. I'm like, yeah, what's the problem? It's weird. I just guarantee you it's not who you are picturing going,
Josh
I don't do that at home. Yeah, you're picturing, you know, some nice, slender young woman eating like an apple salad. No, it's a big black lady with blooming onion.
Steven Crowder
Look, you picture it like movie lesbians, and soiree is real life lesbians.
Morgan
Yeah, if you're lucky. It's probably just a bunch of dudes, okay?
Steven Crowder
It's probably just gay guys all sitting around, just like the nude peaches in Eurotown. I keep doing it till you stop talking. Matter of fact, you wouldn't believe the diversity of our clientele. You our best customer. It's raining.
Josh
Whoa.
Morgan
I don't like this better body picture of me.
Josh
No, that's accurate. We got you. You work in a glass office, you change in a glass office.
Morgan
That's true.
Josh
You left your pants on, though.
Morgan
No, I don't change. I change shirts. Josh, let's be clear. I'm not getting naked in a glass.
Josh
That's how we got that photo,
Steven Crowder
y'.
Josh
All.
Steven Crowder
The fight's out there. Don't be fighting amongst yourselves. I think it's best if I open up a nice spider, a nice Chianti, we all take our clothes off, see what happens.
Josh
Yeah, we should teach that debate tactic to Andrew Wilson.
Steven Crowder
Yes, that's right.
Morgan
Just getting naked.
Josh
Candace will get It. She's black, so parlay.
Steven Crowder
That means I'm gonna talk in French. I'm on par.
Morgan
Stupid. He only does it once a month.
Josh
Okay.
Morgan
All right. This isn't gonna end, is it?
Josh
The answer to your question is
Steven Crowder
objection. That's French for objection.
Morgan
He probably has crappy wine, too.
Steven Crowder
How do you say entree in French? Am I supposed to mention American financing?
Morgan
I mean.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, I didn't know that I was. We didn't do a commercial or anything.
Josh
Well, we did at the beginning.
Steven Crowder
Oh, it was. Oh, I forgot. Go to americanfinancing.net Crowder, NMLS 182334. Save some money.
Morgan
Paying too much on your mortgage once a month.
Josh
The mortgage brokers, they actually. They go to the work naked.
Steven Crowder
That's right.
Josh
I mean, you're on the phone with them, so you don't see anything, but,
Morgan
you know, they're happier.
Steven Crowder
That's right. They do their corporate luncheon as the.
Morgan
Wow.
Steven Crowder
Rape.
Morgan
We. Hosting parties.
Steven Crowder
That's right.
Morgan
And meetings.
Steven Crowder
That's right. Meet and greet. Meet and grab soiree.
Morgan
Put the meat in meeting.
Steven Crowder
Let's talk about. Hey, hey. Enough, enough. Let's talk about the wnba. Oh, that's. He said the tip of everyone's tongue is on everyone's lips. It's not almost like soiree. This guy's gotten so much free press from this show. I just hope he's not a. I hope he's not a sex offender.
Morgan
Absolutely.
Josh
For sure. Probably is, but
Steven Crowder
allegedly, it's possible. They couldn't make a stick.
Josh
He was so quick. They're like, do you ever cook naked?
Steven Crowder
No. No Go.
Josh
Insinuation that I would cook naked.
Steven Crowder
He goes, do you have.
Morgan
Do you stare at people? He goes, no.
Steven Crowder
What. What kind of a person do you think I am? Someone who opens a restaurant where clients eat naked. Exclusively.
Morgan
Yes.
Steven Crowder
Oh, I do see your point. I can see how you connect the dots.
Morgan
Why do you not.
Josh
Look, I'm a professional. I take my glasses off when I cook in here. They.
Steven Crowder
Reading glasses.
Morgan
They're meta glasses.
Steven Crowder
He's recording. I can see. This guy doesn't deserve this.
Josh
No, he's just trying to make some money. Poor guy.
Steven Crowder
How could you insinuate our. Cook naked, will you. You know how we cook? It's all fried oil. All up in my business.
Josh
You know those deep fries back there?
Steven Crowder
That's right. You were trying. Cat, try fry catfish naked. It's a safety hazard. We don't have safety hazards here at Soiree. Try that once. Burn my balls. Yeah, that's right. I recommend the garlic spinach. You want garlic spinach? Come on. It's family style size.
Josh
I cook like a crawfish shell and.
Morgan
All.
Josh
Right.
Morgan
Josh is opening a restaurant, so.
Steven Crowder
Wnba. Look, here's the thing. It's just sort of. It's at the center of a lot of cultural issues here. And they are really trying to convince you that, meaning those who work at the wnba, that the WNBA matters, that anyone cares, really watches outside of Caitlin Clark. And they're really trying to convince you. While the left is trying to distance itself from Woke 1.0, as they call it, the WNBA still wants you to believe that biological men can compete against women. And if you don't think so. Look, you're the one making it an issue. This is what we see from the left. It's not. Why is anyone making an issue? By the way, we're going to put men in women's sports. Yeah.
Josh
Why?
Steven Crowder
Well, you're complaining, Wharton. It just barely affects anyone. Tell that to the thousand. Over a thousand women who have lost medals and awards that were stolen by trans athletes. Over a thousand. Now that's with regulations in place where we typically haven't allowed men to compete against women. And it often, by the way, kind of looks like this.
Josh
Not funny, stephen.
Steven Crowder
No.
Morgan
150 meters.
Steven Crowder
Thomas wins the ncaa championship.
Comrade Cortez
AB Hernandez finished first in both the
Steven Crowder
girls high jump and triple jump, while
Comrade Cortez
also placing third in the long jump.
Steven Crowder
Transgender athletes successfully defended both stages state titles, clearing 5ft 10 in the double
Comrade Cortez
jump, a winning mark of 48ft 8
Steven Crowder
and 34 inches in the triple jump. Year Old Girl came second in a
Josh
skateboarding competition to a 29 year old transgender woman. No. Oh no.
Steven Crowder
Get her ass whooped by a man.
Josh
Bleeding everywhere.
Steven Crowder
And so this is what the left does. They say, well, since we haven't tried it yet, you don't know where. It's a sort of reverse nirvana fallacy. We don't know. So, you know, it could be great. Could be great. Okay. And then you start seeing results initially and they go, whoa, whoa. Well, why are you making it? It's all if the leagues want to do it, of course, with great pressure being exerted on them if they want it.
Morgan
Right.
Steven Crowder
Why are you making it a thing? It's a fake cultural issue. Well, they know that that's not the case. And really the enemy of the whole trans LGBTQ woke us is just. I don't know how else to say it. It's just normal shit. That's it. It's just normal shit. You Know the way we used to live. Enter Sophie Cunningham. She's blonde, she's relatively attractive. She's heterosexual, she's from the Midwest. She's not a freak. Well, maybe that's enough about soiree.
Josh
We don't know where she goes to dinner with.
Steven Crowder
We don't know where she goes to dinner soiree. And you know, this is the thing, people. Then you know Caitlin Clark, she happens to be excellent. Sophie Cunningham. I guess she's a decent player, but really now she's the target because she's spoken out against the absolute insanity. So last week she made the crazy statements, I believe it was last week, maybe two weeks ago, about how men shouldn't blame the wnba. And the response was, how do you think people respond? This used to be just, okay, great, normal.
Josh
Yeah. Why'd you say that? We all agree.
Steven Crowder
Here's the response.
Josh
I think it's trans. Trans rights now is our new battle. That's what I think. I was saying that, like, the battles have changed.
Steven Crowder
I want to address the controversy that
Josh
is happening right now around trans women sports.
Steven Crowder
As you know, I've talked about this
Josh
a lot and we'll continue to keep talking about this.
Steven Crowder
I don't know Sophie.
Josh
So I can only project what I
Steven Crowder
see about her beliefs based on her actions. And seeing a picture of her with
Josh
Riley Gaines after the game told me everything. I need to know what's happening. That's all you needed was picture little girls deserving to play. And that includes trans women. So I'm all about inclusivity. There's a lot of discord discourse around trans athletes and where they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team.
Steven Crowder
Anytime you showed up at a UFC fight with a president of the who has hit his wife on camera. Your North Star isn't protecting women in all cases. It's just this particular issue. It certainly has helped some people become very influential in the right wing media commentator grifter space. To be really alarmist about such a thing. That's what they do, is they turn it into an issue. And then you say, well, hold on a second. I don't want that to actually be the issue that my daughters have to face. Or really, I don't really like how you've created this wedge issue. I don't think it's good for society. They go, see, this is just right wing grifting.
Morgan
They were just looking for something with Sophie. The reason that they don't like her is because she protects Caitlin. She's Almost like the enforcer kind of equivalent on that team. The pointing. The pointing thing that she did.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Morgan
That's the kind of mentality she's brought to protecting. Because all of the other athletes, all of the black girls in the league that are pissed off that they're not number one because this white girl comes in and they're just going after her. Sophie goes after them and protects Caitlin. So that's why she had a target on her back.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Well, you know, here's the thing. I will say this, though. This did start with Title nine, and this is the natural direction of it, because Title nine. I know women will say, well, wasn't it good? It was for equal opportunity in sports. No, it was still spearheaded by feminists who, by the way, really wanted to play the gender identity card. And this is where it goes. This is how it progresses. The truth is, they shouldn't be support. It's not equal opportunity if no one wants to see it. If it loses the school money, if no one really cares to see women's sports, really, athletics programs should be based on who is willing to attend, participate, find the Intersect. So then it has to be subsidized, you know, from the cost of the men. Everyone has to act as though they care about it in the name of equality. Really, what feminism did was set the standard of people pretending as though something was the case when it wasn't.
Morgan
So. Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Meaning you force society to pretend. Well, isn't it great that women are playing sports? We don't really care, but we had to say, isn't it great that women are equal opportunity? Shouldn't women have just as many opportunities at sports? Not really. I mean, if they want to go play a pickup game, if they want to go play rec league, cool. No one else wants to watch them.
Morgan
Yeah. Or if a school wants to fund it themselves and not take it from other programs, fine.
Steven Crowder
If you want to, sure. Absolutely.
Morgan
Go for it.
Steven Crowder
Absolutely.
Morgan
And you'll probably get the best talented women in the United States.
Steven Crowder
States to come to your school. I'm sure you probably will with it. Well, you do that, and then those same people are gonna go. And don't you think this is a woman? And so you've already set the precedent of acting as though something is reality when it's not. And I just don't really know how this. This is why women, you're the ones who have to police this, and you have to be not agreeable. Sophie Cunningham's mistake was being agreeable. Don't be agreeable. You need to laugh this off and be dismissive. But then you're gonna have to face facts that most people don't give a rat's ass about women's sports. And don't blame me. You don't. Women. So the WNBA Players association is even calling upon the fans to snitch.
Josh
Oh my God.
Steven Crowder
On transphobes. I thought the league was mostly black. I don't know. It doesn't like it's going to work out how they think they were at games. Notify security if you witness hateful, violent or abusive behavior. By the way, that's the problem. Like, everyone agrees if you witness violent or abusive behavior.
Morgan
Right.
Steven Crowder
Physically abusive behavior, everyone would go like, sure, of course. We'll tell the person to stop. Will stop someone being physically abused in the process and then have them escorted. But you add hateful.
Morgan
Yeah.
Josh
Ah.
Morgan
Have you ever been to a Bills game and seen how they've treated the other fans?
Josh
Come on, now I'm gonna get kicked out. Cause I go, you suck.
Steven Crowder
Right?
Morgan
That's hateful.
Steven Crowder
That's the thing, too. That's a big part of sports. You pay for a ticket. You have the right to root for whoever you want. Do whoever you want. Then it says online, report abusive posts and drown out the bots and bad actors at home. Tell your elected officials to strengthen Title 9. So that's what they're. They're asking you if. As it relates to transphobia. If you see something, say something. Kind of like a flashback to 9 11. Or really, in this case, a flashback to social autopsy. The Candace Owens spearheaded thing to dox conservatives. And that's what. That's how she made her bones. But people have been stepping up to the security tip line and saying something. WNBA security tip line.
Josh
Yeah. Hi. I. I saw something, so I want to say something.
Steven Crowder
Okay, let's start with what did you see, sir?
Josh
Ooh. Well, try to be tactful here. Let's see. Was a large player, about 6 foot 6.
Steven Crowder
That's not too alarming.
Josh
Well, large bulbous muscles.
Steven Crowder
Okay, well, was this large bulbous individual being abusive or hateful? Well, I don't think he.
Josh
She hates these women. But with a score of 125 to 0, it's not exactly friendly.
Steven Crowder
Okay, well, thus far, there's nothing that I could report as an issue.
Josh
Oh, and a. Yeah, big swinging hanging out of those little shorts. Dude, I got my kids with me. This is ridiculous.
Steven Crowder
I don't know how they'd handle that line.
Morgan
He said he was writing it down.
Josh
Jog Straps.
Steven Crowder
And here's the other thing. You have WNBA players who are really trying to send a message to the normal one. Sophie Cunningham. On the court.
Morgan
This.
Steven Crowder
I don't even. I don't watch basketball, but I was informed that my lying eyes were correct. This seems pretty flagrant as a clothesline.
Josh
Gets her right across the face, coming down, trying to prevent the layup. But that is just a hard hit. That's definitely going to be upgraded, I think, to a flagrant, too. Ryan.
Steven Crowder
I think push her. What, she got to be a flagrant? Yeah. She was ready for it. She knew it. I mean, and then she was ejected from the game. So what do you think she did? You think she said, like, oh, you know, my temper got the better of me? No. She went on threads and posted white privilege.
Morgan
Of course it was on threads in her blonde wig.
Josh
Yeah. Was it the black girl with the blonde wig?
Steven Crowder
That girl with a blonde wig went
Josh
down to her knees like Rapunzel.
Morgan
Yeah.
Josh
Repulsive.
Steven Crowder
At least. But here's the good news, though, is the sisterhood, right? We've all taught, like, women band together much more effectively than men. Here's Sophie's coach.
Josh
One of the things about Nay is that she's going to play her butt off, man. She's going to compete. Nobody's going to go walking in for a layup. And so I'm not. I don't oppose the hard foul, but I also don't think that she intentionally went for the next.
Steven Crowder
She didn't intentionally do it. Okay, you know what? Let's. Let's watch the clip again of the following question. That seems to me, like.
Josh
Seems like that was a bit more than basketball.
Morgan
Oh, my gosh. How can you as a coach. You can. You can't call that out. You can't call that out.
Josh
Like, I mean, the players wanted to. You see her next.
Steven Crowder
What did you literally, last week, I said, women, you have to stop trying to be agreeable.
Morgan
I know. You can't be like, well, she. Okay, the first part. It's fine. She's gonna play her butt off. She's not gonna let you walk in uncontested. Sure, men do that all the time. But we go, yeah, he tried to take his head off when he did that.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Morgan
You know, like, one of these guys, like, you know, Dennis Rodman would go up and grab your arms and pull you down. He wouldn't try to. Like, sometimes he would try to kill you, but other times he would just do it. Obviously, she could have done that. She hit her right in the face in the throat. Sorry. It's just obvious.
Steven Crowder
It's just not all, not all. But women just aren't cut out for team sports where it's like, look, like I said, band of brothers. Like, this coach should have her players back. Especially they have let Sophie Cunningham know that they are gunning for her. They have let her know and the coach is still trying to be like, oh, we can all get along. No, she should go up and go, look, this was a very flagrant foul. Obviously was way out of bounds. She should watch her back the next time she does it. And men shouldn't compete in women's sports. No dicks in the wnba. Is there another question here that isn't retarded? That's what she should do. But it's, oh, you know, I mean, it's great. Cause you know why they have no leg to standard? Because nobody cares about the sport. Nobody wants to watch it. People want to watch it when men involve themselves with it. Which brings us to now, the former first round NBA draft pick, Ennis Cantor Freedom. And then I guess also Royce White just declared themselves eligible for the WNBA draft. And now people are tuning in to WNBA related events. After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines, I am officially declaring myself a WNBA prospect.
Josh
If simply so they don't want to
Steven Crowder
get paid at all, all that's required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the W. I don't
Josh
think he's playing professionally.
Steven Crowder
Earlier this week I made the announcement. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm identify as sometimes identifying as a woman for purposes of. Of basketball. Professional basketball. So I'll be declaring for the WNBA draft in 2027 as well. Now, I know what you're gonna say. Oh, it's cringe. That's a term, by the way, which is overused. Sure. Is it ridiculous? Absolutely.
Josh
It's the plot to 2002's Joanna Man.
Morgan
Right.
Steven Crowder
But is it any more ridiculous than actual men competing in the sport? No.
Josh
No.
Steven Crowder
Is it any more ridiculous than actual men beating the shit out of women in both MMA and boxing to the point where they're winning Olympic medals? No, it's not any more ridiculous than what we are actually living. And the left wants you to believe that you're the one making an issue. No, responding to the issue is not making it an issue.
Morgan
I want more of it. Honestly, I'm not even kidding. I 100% want more of it because I want these leagues, especially like the WNBA that are out there that say like, no, no, no, no. That's totally fine. Probably women's soccer as well. I know there's a league for that. It's not, you know, all that big. I want men to go into those categories and be like, fine, fine. Deal with it.
Josh
Right.
Morgan
Deal with it now. Because they're going to have to.
Josh
I don't necessarily want it, but I'm at the point where I don't care.
Steven Crowder
No, yeah.
Josh
I'm like, my daughter's 12, so she's going to be getting it. She's playing sports this year. I get that. That issue. But the only way it fixes itself is if they fix it. And it has to. It has to be this way. It has to be like, okay, you want to let everybody in. Let everybody in and see if you still like your little game, right?
Morgan
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Especially at pro sports. Because that's a little different than, we'll leave you alone.
Josh
You're right. We're obsessed. We're right.
Morgan
You're right.
Josh
We're obsessed. We'll leave you alone.
Steven Crowder
You get to it.
Josh
Let us know how it goes. Come back to us in a couple years. Let us know how your league's going.
Steven Crowder
Well, I won't leave them alone. I'll still mock the mercilessly.
Morgan
Yeah, you should.
Steven Crowder
But it's just. This is like. You can go back to the first change. My mind was like, no, this is. This is where it go. No one's talking about sports. No one's talking about children. And you know what? Here's the question. Where do you draw the line? Because I can give you the straight line from gay marriage, Prop 22, to this. I can give you a straight line. And I can tell you, I can point you to. When I spoke with Dave Rubin, he was shocked. Like, you're a libertarian like me, Crowder, you know, same sex marriage. I said, oh, no, no. I don't support it. What? I said, I just don't think that men and women are the same thing. I think that a mom inherently provides something to children that two dads can't. And I think the same thing about a father that two moms can't. And so that's why we have the institution. And I don't want to act as though every scenario is just as legitimate as the next as far as raising children. And I think that when you declare genders fundamentally immaterial, then you're declaring them fundamentally interchangeable. And I don't think you like the way this goes.
Comrade Cortez
Right.
Steven Crowder
Oppose it, then I pose it now. Civil unions sure, whatever. You want to write each other into the will. But you tell me, if not there, if you don't just go full on traditionalism, how do you argue against it?
Josh
How do you go?
Steven Crowder
Well, yeah, I'm pro gay marriage libertarians, how do you go? Yeah, I'm pro gay marriage. I'm pro legalize all drugs. And I'm pro, by the way, I'll just allow like obviously trans people can just do whatever they want in their own personal life, whatever, but. But just not sports. How, how do you make the case? I don't think you can. But I don't think you can make the case against this because science has become so opaque unfortunately that outside of a rigid traditional moral backbone for this country, Christian based, I don't think that it's. I don't know, I'd love to have someone make the case. I'm libertarian and everything, but this is ridiculous. Okay, great, make the case. Cuz you said it was absurd when we made the case back then. And I don't shy away from it. And I get it. People want everyone to just accept who they are. And I don't know why people can't. How God made them. God didn't make you trans. God made you a boy. And then you decided that you wanted to be a girl. We have the same issue, by the way, here on our staff with the completely untalented brother of, you know, Charles Xavier, the X man. We hired his brother Chet and he's struggling with self acceptance. Yes.
Josh
What's up, chrome dome? My wallet.
Comrade Cortez
God.
Steven Crowder
Whoa, nice locks.
Josh
Chat. You do this with your powers?
Steven Crowder
Absolutely.
Josh
Wow, that is beautiful, man. It's just
Comrade Cortez
gross.
Steven Crowder
I have to be able to take it off to wash it.
Morgan
That was an appropriate response.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, I got it. And we're still working on getting the guest on the show, but I guess. Well, let's just talk about it. Last week, Clay Travis, he offered $10 million for a game between the WNBA champs, the champions of the league out of all six teams. And I believe.
Josh
Can you guess, can you guess what city?
Steven Crowder
New York.
Josh
Oh man. Louisiana.
Steven Crowder
Oh, really? Well, not close physically, but close to two biggest cities.
Josh
Yeah, two guesses.
Steven Crowder
And then a high school state champs, boys team. $10 million to the WNBA champions if they win.
Morgan
Yes.
Steven Crowder
Which I would imagine is significant to players in the WNBA. $10 million?
Morgan
Oh, it's Las Vegas, not Los Angeles.
Josh
10 million, I mean it's split up between I don't know how many players on their team. Like 10, 15. That's more than their salary.
Morgan
Yeah, a lot of them. Not anymore. Now they just did the bankruptcy contract that they just signed with the players. Okay, Play did this point, and I think it was like a million dollars just to try to get people to do this. I. I want to say it was like a year ago and nobody, Nobody stepped up. And he's like. Like any, like high school boys sufficiently sized, like, he's trying to put just some qualify. It can't be like some, you know, pickup game of people that won in whatever division that's super low and small. He's like just any competent boys state championship basketball team would smoke. Any WNBA team wouldn't be close either.
Steven Crowder
I guess it's pretty common. Lane was talking about how it's pretty common. What just happened. Okay, you just lost me. I guess it's pretty comfortable.
Morgan
Are we having board problems? Because I know we're having the audio. That was the audio issue.
Josh
Oh, no.
Steven Crowder
Are we actually having board problems? We're resetting that live to air thing
Morgan
and it's cut now.
Steven Crowder
Is it gonna cut me again? It shouldn't. Oh, that's confidence then.
Morgan
Yes.
Steven Crowder
Hopefully not. I don't know.
Josh
All right, now we're saying, Leigh was saying that some of these teams will
Steven Crowder
bring in guys, like random guys just off the street just to sharpen up the women. Like. Yeah, because maybe like X.
Josh
Maybe like ex college players or. Or something like that to come play with them.
Steven Crowder
But like, when you think of professional fighters, they'll often interview them and they go, what? You know, are you ready? Like, look, everyone. We brought in Olympic level wrestlers, you know, I brought in heavyweight champs. So my camp is going to be way tougher than anything this fighter is going to throw at me. And they asked the WNBA team, like, do you think you're ready to look? We brought in a homeless guy on Six Avenue, you know, we gave him a sandwich. And he's way better than any women in this league. So they can't bring us anything. That's going to be shocking.
Josh
Lane said there's a producer for Fox News or for Fox that does like a, you know, morning shift, 2am to 10am or whatever it is. And then after his shift, he goes and plays with the New York team. He just goes and scrimmages with them. Yes.
Steven Crowder
Smokes.
Josh
And the funniest thing to me is that he gets paid for that. Like, there's a. There's someone in the payroll office going like, all right, here's the guy that smokes our women every day. Just to get prepared for the Seattle Storm, you know, I mean, it's just.
Steven Crowder
This is not even close.
Morgan
I know.
Steven Crowder
And this is so silly. That's where, like, Josh, this is so silly. Okay. All right, ladies. Unless you want to solve it. Whatever.
Josh
Yeah. Hey, I'll. I'll buy a ticket. I'm gonna go watch this Space Jam clown show.
Steven Crowder
Yes, I am, too.
Morgan
Yeah, I think, too, we wouldn't be talking about this without Caitlin Clark at all. Like, the WNBA has one person who has kind of transcended into, like, mainstream media. People even know who it is. And the entire league backlash against her has been insane. She's not like an unlikable person either. She's a decently likable person who happens to be very, very good and gets a lot of attention. Is the only reason they have a new contract and any money going into that league. And they hate her for it.
Steven Crowder
It's white privilege.
Morgan
She's not black. She's not lesbian, so therefore she must be bad.
Josh
And she's a competitor, too. I mean, there's always. There's obviously that, like, when a competitor comes into the league, it's like, there's always like, a big fish kind of attitude, like, we got to take down that. That heavy competitor. But she also brought all these fans that were not anywhere near the WNBA before, and now they got all these fans coming in, and these fans have their opinions about basketball, and these ladies are like, I don't like this.
Steven Crowder
I don't know how you fix. I don't know how you fix the issue with someone blatantly committing a foul and being so entitled to then blame white privilege. Blame the consequences on white privilege. This is why I say the race relations are far worse now than when I was growing up. When I was growing up, they'd be like, okay, at least. Well, they got caught. All right, fine. I'm sorry. You know, begrudgingly. And they try and get away with it next time, but now they just. They just go, oh, I know. I have a get out of consequences free card. White privilege. And they hope that enough people are too scared to do anything about it.
Josh
And it can be egregious, too. Like this one.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Josh
White. But what is the opposite of the result? The opposite is what the white girl who got clotheslined to the face.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Josh
Gets a foul. What do you.
Steven Crowder
This is where I just think, you know, what you need to do? You know, what Sophie Cunningham should do is punch her right in the face.
Morgan
Get up.
Steven Crowder
Punch her right in the face. Women, this happens. You need to insult them. You need to berate them, you need to embarrass them. This coach should have made fun of her, like. Oh, the one in the cardi b wig. That one. She's talking about white privilege. Oh, with the riff raff hairpiece. Okay. Make fun of them. Make them embarrassed. Make them scared to pop their head out and act this way.
Josh
They should have. They should encourage it.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Josh
After the game. Like, hey, during the game. You guys stay on it. No fouls. After the game, take it out. Mud wrestling in the presser. That's what we're gonna do. Mud wrestling presser. You guys take out all your energy.
Morgan
Yeah, and we'll film it, by the way. So we're having an audio issue that we cannot fix.
Steven Crowder
Oh, Travis.
Morgan
So, yeah, we'll have to reschedule for Trey. Sorry, Clay, if you and your team can hear, but.
Steven Crowder
Oh, my gosh. Well, that was the whole reason for doing the segments. Otherwise, I wouldn't talk about the wnba.
Morgan
We got to crap on them a little bit. So that was fun.
Steven Crowder
Well, then, you know what? Let's. Before we get to aoc, which is fun, let's. Let's treat you like. What's the name of that white blonde broad? What's the name of that player?
Morgan
Dejan A. Carrington.
Josh
No, that's not the white one.
Morgan
Oh, oh, the white one.
Steven Crowder
No, no, no. The white wig.
Morgan
Yeah, yeah.
Josh
Dijonay.
Steven Crowder
That's right. Dijonay is breakfast, and then your soiree is night. When you go, dejeuner is welcome over here. Bring your blonde week. I told you they love French. They don't know what any of it means. So we're gonna treat you the way we're gonna treat you. As she will be performing a few years from now, it's time for Reverse Super Chat. Dollar bills. That's right. We treat you like Dejeuner. The folks at Rumble Wallet wanna give back. So we are doing Reverse Super Chat. Mm, Mm, mm, mm. 50 free rumble premium subscriptions. Just gifted in the chat.
Morgan
Yes.
Steven Crowder
So many Rumble Premium subscriptions. You want to smack your mama?
Josh
That's 50. That's more points than a woman scoring a basketball game.
Steven Crowder
That's right. Secure your fight. Get $5 in the US stablecoin. Click the link in the description, enter the code crowded5. And then stop by Suware Suwari. I'll be waiting for you.
Josh
That guy doesn't deserve this.
Steven Crowder
This has been Reverse Super. He doesn't deserve this.
Josh
Maybe he does. He might. You know what we don't know?
Steven Crowder
I like him.
Josh
Yeah, I Think he's a cool dude.
Steven Crowder
Honestly, it's just. I bet you people just go for the novelty of it. Just eat naked. The novelty of it.
Morgan
Listen, it's not like you're listening to this show at your house naked for some reason and just like, ah, whatever.
Steven Crowder
I hadn't. I guarantee you someone is right now.
Josh
Yeah, someone's breakfast is bad.
Steven Crowder
You're naked. Breakfast in bed. Don't feel like.
Morgan
Don't show us.
Josh
Yeah, send the pictures in.
Morgan
It's not like that. Like proactively going out to dinner clothed and walking into a restaurant and going, we don't need these anymore.
Josh
Well, that's how every new thing works, Gerald. You don't. You can't just go there naked.
Morgan
Why not?
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Comrade Cortez
What?
Steven Crowder
Good idea, right? Jos? Alarms, all of. It's the point.
Josh
So a nude beach works. Is how massages work.
Steven Crowder
I am a trail my uncle's house. I'm so glad that one Mr. Steve Jobs did not have a little Gerald in his ear. I'm so glad that one Mr. Nikolai Tesla did not have a Gerald in his ear. I am so glad of one Mr. Jesus Christ did not have J in his ear. Cause that's a beer, cuz. While raising good company. Doing something new. Exciting, exciting. Naysaying everything I do.
Morgan
Bitch. Jeffrey, you're 18 covers there. Nobody's going to that place. Come on. Well, maybe now they are.
Josh
Right? All right, all right. Mud Club Undercover. Get on it, get on it.
Steven Crowder
There's no scandal. It's just a lovely dinner.
Josh
It's just Jay Farma and all his hoes.
Morgan
Yeah,
Steven Crowder
I actually decided to. You know what? The guy seems fun.
Morgan
He does.
Steven Crowder
I'll tell you who's not fun. Aoc. And she wants us to forget just how far left and woke she was. Cuz I don't know if you know this, she's like, she's actually the reasonable Democrat now who may or may not be running for president and is freezing her eggs. It's time for deep thoughts with comrades. Course, Comrade Corte. Now, remember how AOC said it would be irresponsible to bring kids into this world because with climate change it was going to end in 12 years? Well, this Saturday she just made a big announcement that she's freezing her eggs. So I guess she's freezing them for after Skynet Falls. I've got a Waterworld, baby.
Comrade Cortez
Let's see all of this medicine here. I'm going to inject this first, but I got a pro tip from a friend because this injection kind of stings. It kind of burns a little bit. So a friend of mine told me that if you make the first injection first and let it sit while you're making, while you're doing everything else, maybe it burns a little less. I don't know. Obviously, I'm not doing this on live.
Josh
It's very scientific.
Comrade Cortez
Asmr Egg Freezing Channel know.
Morgan
All right,
Comrade Cortez
Don't be weird about this.
Morgan
Tell me what to do.
Comrade Cortez
All of you will be okay.
Steven Crowder
Are there not just things that you can do in private anymore?
Morgan
No, apparently not.
Josh
I don't know, but I'm feeling pretty weird right now.
Steven Crowder
That wasn't so bad. No, it probably wasn't going to be. It didn't need that long of a lead in. Now, someone called in a wellness check to make sure she was doing all right. And by the way, it's a good thing they did. Oh, God. Something's wrong with me. That's up to interpretation.
Josh
Never mind.
Morgan
I'm so freaking hungry.
Steven Crowder
Birdie. Does HCG have that effect? She later told ABC that the reason to do this was to normalize the highly stigmatized practice of freezing your eggs. I don't know if you know this, ladies, but if you freeze your eggs right now, someone, like, if you try to do it, there are just tons of men waiting to slap them out of your hands like a rejected basketball. But AOC's, she's on the case. Normalizing it.
Comrade Cortez
In this political environment where this administration is denying reproductive care to women across the country, actually the most pro IVF
Steven Crowder
administration ever, the chagrin of many Catholics,
Comrade Cortez
many Christians, I think it's important for us as leaders to have these conversations and share these processes, especially for working women across the country, and normalize them,
Steven Crowder
especially for working women. What that really means is we want to subsidize crap for free. And again, this administration has done more for IVF than any other administration. And obviously Catholics are against it, but many Christians are. I'll tell you my personal views on that. I think that if you only fertilize the egg that you implant, that's different from fertilizing a bunch of eggs so you have a bunch of embryos and you just end up tornado, toss them in a dumpster. So there's an ethical way to do it, an unethical way, and then there's also a conversation to be had if, hey, at a certain point, you know, you have to hand yourself over to God's plan and let nature take its course. So I get all of it. The point is, she's lying about this the implication that women don't have access to reproductive care. It's not true. What they really mean is abortion. What they really mean is for you to pay for all of their stuff. And while we're talking about this, some women freeze their eggs because they might be going through a health crisis right now. You know, for example, you'd probably better to do that if you're going through chemotherapy, something like that, and try again later. But a lot of women are simply doing it because they don't want to fashion themselves. They don't want to mold themselves into someone who could potentially be a wife. So people are getting married far later. Men are checking out of the dating pool, so they're freezing their eggs, hoping that later on they have that option available to them. That, I will say is a less desirable alternative to starting your family younger when you are most fertile. I would say the prescription for society should be when are women most fertile. You should probably prioritize that. Not boss, babe, not school, not career. If you want to have a family, prioritize getting yourself to the point of being a worthy wife and men as well. But this is directed toward women right now. And being able to have children in the window where it's most appropriate doesn't mean that women don't have babies later on. We understand it, but let me just tell you, when we talk about normalizing this, let's normalize real statistics. So women understand the risks when they forego those opportunities in their 20s or early 30s. Women who are over 40 years old, by the way, they're having more kids than teenagers for the first time than young people. Women over 40 are having more kids because kids are not having babies. So the rates if you're over 40, it's double if you're 40 years old. That of a 20 year old stillbirth, you have two times greater chance of having a stillbirth. You have a five times greater chance of having a miscarriage for 45 year olds versus 25 year olds. 12 and a half times more likely for your child to have down syndrome at 40 versus 25 year olds. Four and a half times more likely to die during childbirth if you're over 40 versus 25. So yes, you heard those numbers correctly. Two times the stillbirth, five times the miscarriages, 12 and a half times. Children with down syndrome, almost five times the maternal mortality rate. So understand that when you freeze your eggs, just go, I'm just gonna live it up now. If it's. Just live it up now and do it Later. There are consequences. There are situations where I understand it. That's not what is happening right now. People going, school, boss, babe, student loan, go out, eat, pray, love, travel. Hey, start your family young. You can do all those things, by the way, once you're in your 30s, you're in your 40s at that point, and the kids are grown up, and you don't need to be watching them like a hawk. We're doing it the exact inverse of how it should be done, how it's been done always.
Morgan
Yeah. And it's not good. We talk about often that. The stuff that's not good for moms to do that or people who might become moms, women in those situations. It's not good for you to do that, to wait and put all this stuff off because you think life can be found somewhere else. It cannot.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Morgan
Right. That is not how God designed us to be selfish all the way through. Right. But it's also really bad for the kids because you're putting them in a situation. And I think what women need to do is think about this from the child's perspective that they could have. When you're freezing your eggs and look at all the stats that you just listed about what it can do to your child and how your decision will directly put your child in more danger. Because when you become a parent, that becomes really, really easy. You're like, I'm making decisions to make sure my child is not in danger.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Morgan
I'm sacrificing myself for them. And they go, well, no, I'm just living it up. It's not gonna affect them. It does affect them. You're making a choice right now to run out to bars and to be in Congress instead of having children because you think that's a better way to go.
Steven Crowder
It's really this simple. Society used to say, okay, we're gonna build this around what's best for children, for the next generation. All right? So we want to have kids younger because that's when we're most likely to have children. That's when families are most. The parents are most capable of raising those children.
Josh
Okay?
Steven Crowder
Of course parents are going to stay together, even if they're sleeping in separate beds. And they don't love each other at this point, because it doesn't really matter. Those kids should have a mom and a dad still in their life. Then we said, you know what? Have kids whenever you want. Live your life. Kids will still be there. They're there for you. They're an accessory. You know what you're not happy. Leave your family. Life's too short to not be happy. Hey, is life also short for that kid?
Morgan
Right.
Steven Crowder
Used to be what's best for the kid, provided you have decided to bring a family into the world. Now it's, hey, do you think that family. Do you think those might make you happier? Well, they don't. Well, go get yourself some happiness. And what do we see? Well, we have a generation of people who have more access to information, exercise, healthy food, who are going to die fatter, sicker, dumber, and younger than their parents. So if resources and technology helped us, helped human, it's not serving humanity, which tells you there's a cultural and immoral rot. Go get life's too short. Be happy. Okay, then life's short for everybody. Prioritize the kids being happy. We've just decided to do the opposite of that. You guys, let me. That's. That's the fundamental issue. Issue. And it stems from feminism. You put you first. Didn't used to do it that way. Matter of fact, people were judged harshly for behaving that way.
Morgan
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Now they're praised. Here's aoc. Speaking of which, admitting to ABC that remember the whole woke thing. Oh, that's right. She spearheaded it, but now she's calling it Woke 1, Woke 1.0. That, you know what? Democrats went a little bit too crazy because she's gearing up to run for president. What do you make of those controversial statements I'm sure you've seen? I mean, she's, you know, the Thanksgiving dust up. She says she doesn't, you know, still believe that, but, you know, the abolished prisons, abolished police, which is also positions that have been taken by a lot of the progressive candidates who have won.
Comrade Cortez
My understanding is that is that Francesca Hong has made clear her present stances to her life.
Morgan
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
She's moved away from a lot of people. Right.
Comrade Cortez
She's moved away from it. And I have a local city councilman that has this saying, woke one was crazy.
Steven Crowder
Woke one was crazy. Okay, that's true.
Comrade Cortez
And I think that what's important is that we have to assess. What was it?
Steven Crowder
I mean, did the movement go too far? Now, here's the thing. It's very important that you hear what she just. Woke one was crazy. That means there is going to be a woke 2.0 and they've tweaked it. Yeah. You don't call a movie a film that doesn't have a sequel. You don't call it one.
Morgan
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
You don't call it E.T. one it's just woke. It's just E.T. you don't call it Saving Private Ryan one. You may say jaws, the first one. Even though I just like to ignore the other ones, particularly where the shark follows them to Florida.
Josh
You look at the wars. World War I, Germans, World War II. Guess who.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, right.
Morgan
Really?
Steven Crowder
I don't even know if it was Guess who's back before it was the Great War.
Josh
Yeah, it was the Great War.
Steven Crowder
And then they were like, ah, we got another one. We can't just say it's a war
Morgan
to end all wars.
Steven Crowder
But it didn't end all wars because we had another war again, this time involving the teams the world. So let's World War I, World War II. It makes sense. You don't say woke one unless there's a woke two. They're just going to try and be covert about it. And she's right, though. It was pretty crazy. I'm glad we're done with all the craziness. I'm glad that really, there's no egg on her face. As it relates to Woke 1.0.
Comrade Cortez
People sometimes like to make a lot of drama over the term Latinx. If you're afraid to say Black lives Matter, you are asking for injustice to continue. There's scientific consensus that the lives of children are going to be very difficult. The world is going to end in 12 years if we don't address. Address climate change. Is it okay to still have children? It's hard to know who stands with you. I want you to know that I stand with you. And everyone who wants to be mean shouldn't be mean around me. 40% of banned books have report reported are significantly addressing and specifically addressing LGBT issues.
Steven Crowder
Correct.
Comrade Cortez
I mean, your patriot.
Steven Crowder
You are what freak?
Comrade Cortez
You are patriots and I'm so proud of you all. Attacks on trans and LGBT people are actually projections of what predatory cisgender and often straight men do. I don't care if you're documented. I don't care if you're undocumented. Thank you all, everyone. We just lived through one, almost two years now of a pandemic that relied where our country relied on undocumented people to survive. Instead of getting you to challenge the patriarchy, they're trying to get you to challenge the very gender expressiveness that challenges patriarchy.
Josh
It sounds like what you're telling me right now is that you, you didn't only think that you were going to die, you thought you were going to be raped.
Comrade Cortez
Yeah. Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Okay. But she wasn't.
Josh
She doesn't even.
Morgan
There January 6th ever. Five blocks away or whatever it was.
Josh
I was afraid they were gonna find
Steven Crowder
me at the Denny's.
Josh
They were gonna find me at the Denny's, eating my Grand Slam and then rape me over the eggs.
Morgan
The eggs.
Steven Crowder
It's just like. What are you talking about?
Morgan
You were never.
Josh
You weren't even near it.
Steven Crowder
You aoc. No, you're right. Woke one point. Woke one was absolutely crazy. Said the woman who unironically used the term Latin X.
Morgan
Yes.
Josh
No, she said Latinx.
Steven Crowder
Latinx.
Morgan
By the way, I love how people move away from positions. They're like, oh, yeah, she's moved away. Notice they didn't say, changed my mind.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Morgan
She changed her mind about those positions that she absolutely 100% held and felt very comfortable telling the world is how life should be.
Josh
No, she just moved away from him, which means she's not talking about it anymore.
Steven Crowder
She would prefer you forget.
Morgan
She realizes it's bad for her politics.
Steven Crowder
Think about what she just said too. That actually when fighting patriarchy, when the form of gender expression that most effectively fights patriarchy, what she's saying is that the most effective way. The only people who can actually fight patriarchy are men. Fine.
Morgan
We do have something from her boyfriend, though, because I had this question. Is she married? Is she engaged right now?
Steven Crowder
I thought she did get married.
Josh
I don't know. There's something.
Steven Crowder
Oh, there's a wife. She's not married and she's freezing her eggs publicly. She's doing that to send a message like, well, if you don't want it, then I guess I'm gonna freeze my eggs for the man who will.
Morgan
So here's. So first off, can we just show the picture of the guy? Oh, sure. Well, yeah, I got a pair of pictures.
Josh
So, Ginger, right?
Morgan
That's. That's his boyfriend. There's a better picture.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Morgan
Maybe that's why he's a good looking guy.
Steven Crowder
So easy. Aoc's boyfriend can do it.
Morgan
Yeah. So he did write something that I think is interesting here, I'll read it for you because it looks like it's a little small. This is back in 2022 for a GQ article. It is. So
Steven Crowder
it's my resolution that perhaps we can be engaged by the end of the year. She recalled him telling her, and I said, oh, really? Well, you're going to have to woo me. You're going to have to convince me after all this time why I should. Ocasio Cortez told me that she never considered marriage inevitable. Her relationship with Roberts, who Is white raised its own particular questions about identity and belonging. She wasn't positive that an intercultural, interracial relationship would be the right fit for her. That's racist.
Morgan
Is she still.
Steven Crowder
Is she married or.
Josh
No. How are they not the racist ones?
Steven Crowder
I don't.
Morgan
They keep saying boyfriends.
Josh
Isn't that, like, the whole thing from, like, the 1960s and 50s? Like, oh, look, a black guy and a white lady.
Steven Crowder
We would take kindly to your mixed couples around here. Which, by the way, is not a thing with like, no, even the most racist guy on the planet is not looking at a ginger who, by the way, should take what he can get. And looking at a pretty Latina being like, hey, why don't you find someone? Why don't you find someone? Your own kind, completely devoid of pigment. It's not. It's not a thing. Like, even racist guys are like, yeah, Latina women are pretty hot. Like, they. It's just a real. It's just a thing. Everybody knows it.
Josh
Good luck to Alexandria Ocasio Cortez finding that Latin X man who's okay with being called Latin X, right?
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Morgan
I think she's been engaged now since 2022.
Steven Crowder
Well, he hasn't done a good job wooing her.
Morgan
Well, I mean, it's the. The engagement that never quit. He's very good at walking behind her, apparently. Yeah, that's this.
Comrade Cortez
So that it's completely out of context. I already said, oh, he looks tough, and y' all just gonna pretend that it wasn't over and over again. It's fucked up, man. And you're not helping me, and you're not helping them. He's like, huh?
Josh
What do you want me.
Steven Crowder
Where do you want me to go?
Josh
Hold on.
Morgan
I have my white allies jacket.
Steven Crowder
My pants rolled up, are not so aerodynamic, so I can't move. It's like a. It's a wind catch. It's a fail point of privilege.
Morgan
You can't call it a white allies jacket. Oh, fine.
Steven Crowder
My God. By the way. But this woman just said, comma, allies jacket. This woman who doesn't typically like interracial relationships, and this woman who doesn't, like, woke. She still won't rule out running for president. I'm sure you saw the poll in New Hampshire that had you as the leading candidate, leading choice for Democrats. First of all, are you. Are you going to run for president?
Comrade Cortez
I mean, I. I'm focused on winning the midterms. I'm running for Congress right now.
Steven Crowder
But, I mean, do you see this as something I know You've said you're open to it. Is it a realistic possibility?
Morgan
I haven't.
Comrade Cortez
Well, I haven't ruled out the possibility.
Steven Crowder
And running for Senate against Chuck Schumer, is that also something that's possible?
Comrade Cortez
I mean, I think that anything is possible at this juncture.
Steven Crowder
Not getting engaged, it seems.
Morgan
Not married.
Steven Crowder
She's married. Yeah, there's more to that story. There's more to that story for sure.
Morgan
She's freezing her eggs for. When you're engaged and you're freezing your eggs, it's like, like, what are you doing? You wait until after you lose the presidential election, probably.
Josh
I had a suspicion that she was going to try to. Try to run for president and use a pregnancy.
Steven Crowder
Oh, yeah. First that would be convenient. Yeah.
Josh
But now she's freezing my. I don't know. Yeah, I thought maybe it's like a pull on the heartstrings. Like, well, oh, hey, I'm, I represent you. I'm the hard working woman with the, with the, with the pregnancy while I'm on the job.
Steven Crowder
I mean, can we pull the clips? By the way, made for, for rumble Priming for mud club where she said that it was irresponsible or people think it's irresponsible to have kids because of climate change. Because here's the thing. You'll get. This is what happens time and time again. Women buy into the feminist lie when they're young. They go, yeah. And actually, I don't even think I want to. You know what? If I even, even this is a lie. If I have children, if I don't, I don't care. It's not really something I've ever wanted. And then they start getting to that, like, I'll freeze the eggs because I want to keep the option. Well, the truth is, biology would have told you that it's not. That's why you have to. But you screamed at people saying, hey, you're going to have a window for being part of the patriarchy.
Josh
She's 38.
Steven Crowder
She's 30. 36.
Morgan
36.
Josh
Oh, the same age. Well, 36.
Steven Crowder
So it's still possible, but it means it's nowhere near the horizon.
Josh
That's why I'm gonna see my, my, I'm 36. I'm gonna see my son's graduate. I've thought about it many times. I'm gonna see my son's graduation when I'm 50 years old. Yeah, that, that feels old to me because we had, we had my son in our, in our 30s. So for people that are Having their babies, you know, 45 years old. That's how long she wants to wait. Yikes. Dude. Be 63 at your.
Steven Crowder
Yes, it's. It's tough for the kids.
Josh
Graduation, how you.
Morgan
I mean, hey, listen, if it naturally happens that way.
Steven Crowder
No, I know, and believe me, I understand this. I'm trying. I'm trying to help people from making the same mistakes I did. Here's what happened. I made. I waited too long. And you know what? It's. It's regret. I wish that I'd done it earlier. You know why? Even as a conservative, I was scared. Where people as. As a man, you know, you're concerned about working, building a business, and being Mr. Mom when you come home. That's why the complimentary relationship of knowing that you have support if you're the primary or the breadwinner, that you have someone who can. Can make sure that you still have some respite and you can enjoy time with the kids and. And making sure that the woman feels protected and taken care of and safe where she doesn't have to have someone else raise their kids. It alleviates a lot of stress and. And a lot of people don't have that. But you need to start planning for it early, as every generation before this did. It's not a small issue.
Morgan
Once the. I think it's them. Sorry, Josh, go ahead.
Josh
There's other issues, too. You run into. You know, you have a kid late with aoc. I mean, she's in Congress. She's got this wine business or something, or she's got. Her husband's got some company, whatever. Fiance's got some. Whatever. You end up being old and your kids are graduating high school now. They're going to be in their young twenties when you are needing help from your kids.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Josh
In your late 60s.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Josh
That's the time I'm going through right now. My mom is in her 60s and she's not married anymore, so I'm having to step up and help her with a few things. Not, you know, not just money, but, like. Sure, around the house. I had to go to her house this weekend and help her with a few things that she couldn't do at her house. It's little things like that you're gonna have to be putting on your kid when they're 18 to 23 years old. Right. When they're supposed to be starting their life the way you were.
Morgan
Yeah.
Josh
The way you got to do it.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. And again, not all at all. Sometimes it works, and I understand. And sometimes you're Blessed with having a baby later on, but, but to plan for it and then advocate the same thing to young women who by the way may not be able to afford the same type of medical intervention that you can for freezing eggs, IVF later on, whatever it is, you know, hormone replacement therapy. And so that's why these people, they're riddled with guilt. Their solution is we'll just subsidize all of it. So then I'm not a hypocrite. That's really what it is. I mean, look at Hasan Piker. Look, it's not hypocritical for any of us to be pro free enterprise, to want to keep more of what we've earned because I want everyone to keep more of what they've earned. I want everyone to be successful starting a business. It is hypocritical for a self avowed socialist communist to live in the United States when he could live in a multitude of other countries. That would be more in line with his values. And what does he say? Well, he'll say, well, because even if I gave away all my money, it wouldn't make a difference. So I have to demand that other people do. But the truth is he is a hypocrite, she is a hypocrite, and we are not. They don't believe what they say. They always blame it on the system because they can't fix their own house and get it in order. And then they advise that you do the same thing. That's the big A conservative. Here's one of the biggest differences in my opinion. When you're talking about genuine people, not grifters, not what the talking points are. A conservative, a right leaning man, a traditionalist, will warn you of their mistakes and try and warn society to prevent making the same mistakes, learning from them. A leftist, a progressive, will advocate that you make the mistakes they did to make themselves feel better. That's a big difference. That's a primary difference. AOC is freezing her eggs and she's going to go through all kinds of complications or I should just say obstacles that wouldn't happen if you simply, if you simply got busy and had a lot of sex with your husband in your early 20s. Just to be clear, it's not rocket science and there are exceptions. She's gonna have to go through all these medical interventions and doctors because she made some decisions and she's going to advocate that you make the exact same ones. These people don't care about you. They really do not care about you. They'll say Republican country club elite. Let me ask you, who's living as more of an elitist and who is advocating more elitism? The person who says, hey, you know what? Maybe focus on starting a family. Young get together, man, woman. Start getting busy in your 20s, have your kids, and then once the kids are older, you can go back to school. Right? Ideally, you can raise your own kids as opposed to sending them to daycare. This is how families should exist in this country. It's the ideal. Doesn't mean it's always the case that man goes to work, mom stays home, young parents, or both of you go to work, become a boss, become an activist, then freeze your eggs. And in your 40s, when you get to it, you may be able to have children. And by the way, have somebody else raise them, which will. Well, we'll champion subsidizing that too, because childcare is also a right. It's one of those things where the cure is far worse than the disease. Hey, let's make it so. Let's just make it so that women can stay home if they want to and raise their own children. Oh, we can't do that. All right, then I guess we need two years maternity leave. And then what? Childcare paid for and more money to public schools, even though we've spent more than and any other single entity and. All right, let's see if that works. None of it has made families better. It's made them significantly worse. And families are ceasing to be right now. Let's talk about this and more. What are we going. Are we doing the. Talking about the.
Morgan
I think we get the Haitian thing down here.
Steven Crowder
Oh, you know what? If you're not a member yet. Sorry again. Sorry to Clay Travis. We can have him on hopefully later in the week. We apologize that we weren't able to get this to work. I don't know if you know this. Haiti, the Haitians, a temporary protected status. I thought temporary protected status meant temporary. Turns out the left thought it should be like.
Morgan
Like 20, 30 years impermanent.
Steven Crowder
And they're upset that temporary protected status has been temporarily protected. But under Trump, now it's. It's no longer protected because it was temporary. So click that button, you can. This segment's gonna go off the rails, I guarantee. If you wanna join up, none of this happens without you. And let's see if people understand the general concept of the word temporary.
Morgan
The Chef Creole restaurant in Miami's Little
Josh
Haiti neighborhood is typically bustling with customers. Not.
Date: August 10, 2026
Host: Steven Crowder
Guests/Panelists: Josh, Morgan, "Comrade Cortez" (AOC impersonator/sketch)
Main Theme:
This episode unpacks current controversies around the WNBA and trans inclusion in women’s sports, the backlash against "woke" politics, and broader cultural battles relating to gender, feminism, and traditional societal norms. The conversation also branches into reactions to AOC’s (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez) personal life, the perceived hypocrisy of progressive elites, and ongoing shifts in political branding on the left.
“It’s even worse than I had imagined. They’re all dusty and dirty...they could just take a quick dip and clean them.” (Steven Crowder, 00:00)
Premise: The panel critiques the inclusion of trans women (biological men) in women’s sports, focusing on:
Notable Quote:
“The enemy of the whole trans LGBTQ woke-us is just...normal shit. That’s it. It’s just normal shit. You know, the way we used to live.” (Crowder, 13:40)
Sophie Cunningham as a Target:
Cunningham, a WNBA player, criticized the inclusion of trans athletes and is now facing backlash both for that and for defending Caitlin Clark (a popular, high-profile white player targeted by peers, notably Black athletes in the league).
Crowder and Morgan argue this reflects broader racial and cultural schisms within women’s sports.
Notable Quote:
“They have let Sophie Cunningham know that they are gunning for her. And the coach is still trying to be like, oh, we can all get along. No, she should go up and go, look, this was a very flagrant foul...Men shouldn’t compete in women’s sports. No dicks in the WNBA.” (Crowder, 22:40)
Clay Travis’ $10 Million Challenge:
Travis offered $10M to any WNBA champion team that can beat a state champion boys' team—no one accepted.
The panel argues this illustrates the performance gulf between male and female athletes, and that elite women’s teams struggle even in practice games against male amateurs.
Notable Quote:
“Any competent boys state championship basketball team would smoke any WNBA team. Wouldn’t be close either.” (Morgan, 29:50)
Crowder’s Broader Critique of Title IX & Feminism:
The “White Privilege” Defense:
“Now they just go, oh, I know. I have a get-out-of-consequences free card: White privilege." (Crowder, 32:59)
Women’s Sports as Cultural Battlefront:
AOC’s “Personal Announcement”:
Video and social media of AOC publicly freezing her eggs, framed as an effort to “normalize” the practice.
Critique:
Notable Quotes:
“The prescription for society should be: when are women most fertile? You should probably prioritize that. Not boss, babe...If you want to have a family, prioritize getting yourself to the point of being a worthy wife.” (Crowder, 40:16-44:07)
Democrats & “Woke 2.0”:
The show hammers on Democrats’ attempts to rebrand, with AOC and others now distancing themselves from past “crazy” policies and rhetoric.
Notable Quotes:
"Woke one was crazy. That means there is going to be a woke 2.0 and they've tweaked it." (Crowder, 47:32)
“You don't call it Saving Private Ryan 1... unless there's a sequel... They’re just going to try and be covert about it.” (Crowder, 47:49)
Crowder builds an overarching argument:
Rejecting traditional norms around gender, family, and child-rearing leads to negative consequences, including confusion about sex roles, less social cohesion, and unhappier individuals.
Asserts leftists advocate their own failed choices—e.g., delayed family, career prioritization—so they feel less alone or hypocritical, rather than warning others away as conservatives claim to do.
Notable Quote:
“A conservative...will warn you of their mistakes and try and warn society to prevent making the same mistakes, learning from them. A leftist...will advocate that you make the mistakes they did to make themselves feel better. That’s a big difference.” (Crowder, 60:00 approx.)
Debates Around Marriage, Gender Roles, and Gay Marriage:
On Woke Politics:
“They're the ones calling it Woke 1.0...which means they know there’s a Woke 2.0. They’re just trying to be covert about it.” (Crowder, 00:33)
On the “War on Normal”:
“The enemy of the whole trans LGBTQ woke-us is just...normal shit. That’s it. It’s just normal shit.” (Crowder, 13:40)
On WNBA Trans Inclusion:
“Over a thousand women...lost medals and awards that were stolen by trans athletes...And that’s with regulations in place.” (Crowder, 12:00)
On Racial Discord in Women's Sports:
“They [black athletes] have let Sophie Cunningham know that they are gunning for her. And the coach is still trying to be like, oh, we can all get along.” (Crowder, 22:40)
On Title IX and Women's Sports:
“You force society to pretend...Well, isn’t it great that women are playing sports? We don’t really care, but we had to say, isn’t it great that women are equal opportunity?...Not really.” (Crowder, 17:19)
On Egg Freezing and Careerism:
“Not boss, babe, not school, not career...when you are most fertile. You should probably prioritize that.” (Crowder, 40:16-44:07)
On Progressive Political Shifts:
“Woke one was crazy...that means there is going to be a woke 2.0.” (Crowder, 47:32)
On Generational Responsibility:
“Society used to say...we’re gonna build this around what’s best for children, for the next generation. Now it’s, hey, do you think that family—do you think those might make you happier? Well, they don’t. Go get yourself some happiness.” (Crowder, 45:07)
| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-------------|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:00-01:57 | Opening banter, Waterworld jokes, episode preview | | 12:00-14:07 | Trans athletes in women’s sports—stats, examples, panel’s outrage | | 16:32-17:44 | Title IX, societal “pretending,” and why most people “don’t care” | | 22:40-24:29 | Sophie Cunningham, WNBA fouls, and “no dicks in the WNBA” | | 29:20-31:56 | Clay Travis’s $10M challenge—WNBA vs. high school boys | | 39:50-45:07 | AOC’s egg freezing, societal priorities, family statistics | | 47:06-49:25 | Democrats’ “Woke 1.0,” AOC distancing from extremes, “Woke 2.0” coming | | 60:00-61:59 | Crowder’s core argument: conservatives vs. leftists on regret/advice |
This episode argues that the rising acceptance of trans athletes in women’s sports and shifting feminist priorities reflect a broader “war on normal,” where biological/reality-based distinctions are being systematically erased. Crowder and crew riff on the internal contradictions of progressive politics, the marginalization of dissenters within their own tribes (e.g., Sophie Cunningham, Caitlin Clark), and the personal choices of left-wing public figures like AOC as evidence of flawed, self-defeating ideology. Traditional and Christian family structures are presented as the antidote to contemporary social confusion and misery. The episode closes with mockery of progressive stances and a challenge to return to traditional values.
For listeners seeking combative, anti-woke commentary and caustic satire on gender politics in sports and public life, the episode delivers an unfiltered, ideologically consistent take interspersed with several pointed, if controversial, cultural critiques.