Louder with Crowder
Episode: Trump Hammers Portland: ANTIFA is a Terrorist Organization that Must be Crushed
Date: September 29, 2025
Host: Steven Crowder (with Gerald and Josh Firestein)
Main Theme & Purpose
This episode centers on Steven Crowder's support for the Trump administration’s moves to declare Antifa a domestic terrorist organization following unrest in Portland. The episode critiques what Crowder sees as legacy media misinformation on Antifa’s organization and highlights issues related to illegal immigration, digital ID implementation in the UK, and the cultural normalization of first cousin marriage abroad. The show combines political commentary, satire, and news analysis in Crowder’s signature irreverent and combative style.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Antifa: Organized Terror or Decentralized Protest?
Timestamps: 11:54 – 28:46
- Crowder’s Position: Antifa meets the criteria for being a terrorist group due to organization, membership, recruitment, coordinated actions, and the use of violence for political ends.
- Main Argument:
- The left's argument that Antifa cannot be designated a terrorist organization because it lacks centralized leadership mirrors past inability to designate foreign terrorist organizations before 1997 (14:06).
- Street gangs and other loosely affiliated organizations (e.g., Bloods, Crips) are still federally classified—Antifa should be no exception.
Notable Quote:
“If this is not an organization with membership, then none exists. You guys understand that, right?” – Steven Crowder (20:47)
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Organization & Membership:
- Portland’s Rose City Antifa is “closed to members only” with verification processes and chapters, mirroring a “country club for assholes” (19:24).
- Antifa International shows “cross-border collaboration” among chapters and organized support for activists facing legal trouble (21:17).
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Legal Infrastructure & Funding:
- National Lawyers Guild is portrayed as a pro-Antifa legal group, donning green hats at riots to aid members in avoiding prosecution (22:44).
- Financial support is openly sourced through GoFundMe and U.S. non-profits, with higher-level funding potentially from state-supported organizations (24:17).
Memorable Moment:
“If you see people in these green hats at Far left riots know that they are not independent legal observers, but are members of an ANTIFA legal group called the National Lawyers Guild.” – Steven Crowder, citing Andy Ngo (22:24)
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Media Critique:
- Legacy and leftist media ignore/obscure Antifa’s structure, creating an unserious image of Antifa to discount its impact and violence.
- Antifa’s violence is systematically underreported or misclassified in statistical data, notably through sources like the Cato Institute and the Prosecution Project, the latter of which Crowder claims is run by activists with pro-Antifa biases (16:05, 18:05).
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Bias in Violence Data:
- Crowder details how many incidents of Antifa violence are not logged as "political violence,” while random acts by white men are default labeled as right-wing violence (28:34, 30:58).
2. Portland as an Epicenter for Radical Activism
Timestamps: 11:34 – 14:06
- Portland vs. Austin: Compares weirdness and radicalism, characterizing Portland as a hub for leftist activism and mockingly as a place where “everyone looks like a gay Nazi” (12:02).
- Slogan Origins: Jokes about “Keep Portland Weird,” debating if Austin or Portland is weirder (11:54).
Memorable Moment:
“Everyone in Portland looks like a gay Nazi.” – Josh Firestein (12:02)
3. On-the-Ground Enforcement & Media Portrayal
Timestamps: 7:18 – 10:22
- Britain's Law Enforcement: Mockery of ineffective police raids in the UK, using satirical commentary and physical comedy to highlight purported incompetence (7:18–10:22).
4. Illegal Immigration in U.S. Education Administration
Timestamps: 34:15 – 43:01
- Case of Dr. Ian Roberts in Des Moines:
- Arrested for being an illegal alien while running Des Moines’ public schools.
- Discussion of long-term illegal presence, successive school administration jobs, and policies favoring hiring those with criminal histories.
- Salary Highlight: Roberts was paid $286,000/year for the role; population of Des Moines is ~213,000 (39:02–39:38).
Notable Quote:
“All those nice suits he was wearing… he got more than a dollar per resident of the entire [city].” – Gerald (39:26)
- Broader Issue:
- 50,000+ overstayed student visas in 2023.
- Media quickly dropped the story once Roberts’ illegal status became prominent (44:02).
5. UK Digital IDs and Government Overreach
Timestamps: 53:26 – 60:39
- Keir Starmer’s Approval: Now Britain’s least popular PM, net approval -66 (53:26).
- New Policy: Announcing mandatory digital IDs for all UK adults as a measure to control illegal employment and immigration (54:32–56:11).
- Crowder’s Critique:
- Digital IDs are an overreach, beyond historic border enforcement needs.
- Predicts a slippery slope toward surveillance and restriction of personal liberties, as seen in other countries (56:54).
- Notes Larry Ellison (Oracle founder) as a driving force behind UK digital ID lobbying (58:00).
Notable Quote:
"You have to have this digital ID to even have a job in the UK? ...You are going to open the door for incredible government overreach." – Gerald (56:54)
6. Cousin Marriage & Multiculturalism in the UK
Timestamps: 44:02 – 52:24
- Controversial NHS Guidance: UK’s public health service highlights possible benefits of first cousin marriage, sparking satirical derision from the hosts (44:02–47:00).
- Cultural Breakdown:
- High prevalence among sub-Saharan African, Middle Eastern, and South Asian populations in the UK (48:03).
- Pakistani Britons account for 30% of all congenital birth defects despite being only 4% of births (51:14).
- Discussion of genetic consequences and failure of assimilation.
Memorable Quote:
“There are 17 states that are still allowing first cousin marriage, including California, New York and Vermont. But it is banned in Arkansas, Mississippi and West Virginia… the founder of the feast on what not to do when banging cousins.” – Gerald (51:38)
7. Broader Critiques: Double Standards & Media Bias
- Statistics on violence are skewed by left-leaning researchers omitting Antifa attacks and stretching the definition of “right-wing violence.”
- Mainstream narratives dismiss organizational structure of radical groups when inconvenient, but use loose standards to brand opposition broadly as extremist.
- Institutional decay exemplified through unwarranted trust in government, policy overreach (e.g., digital IDs), and immigration failures in both the U.S. and U.K.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)
- “Antifa is absolutely a domestic terror organization.” – Steven Crowder (25:06)
- “It’s like a country club for assholes.” – Steven Crowder, on Antifa membership (19:32)
- “You look fantastic. …It’s RuPaul’s SS.” – Steven Crowder, satirizing Portland’s aesthetic (12:06)
- “The group helps ANTIFA and far left terrorists escape prosecution.” – Steven Crowder, citing Andy Ngo re: National Lawyers Guild (22:24)
- “Everywhere surrounding Austin is very red. People don’t realize that.” – Steven Crowder (06:58)
- “Vietnam froze 86 million bank accounts that failed to comply with the new biometric rule.” – Gerald (56:54)
Segment Timestamps
| Segment | Timestamp | |-------------------------------------------|------------------| | Crowder’s opening & intro | 00:00 – 06:01 | | UK police raid mockery | 07:18 – 10:22 | | Portland & Antifa as radical epicenter | 11:34 – 14:06 | | “Antifa is Terrorist Organization” thesis | 14:06 – 28:46 | | Data bias in violence stats | 28:01 – 30:59 | | Dr. Ian Roberts & illegal school admin | 34:15 – 43:01 | | NHS cousin marriage guidance satire | 44:02 – 52:24 | | UK Digital IDs & data surveillance | 53:26 – 60:39 |
Tone & Language
- Signature irreverence and sarcasm: The show consistently leans into biting satire and edgy jokes (often courting controversy by today’s standards).
- Conversational & combative: Hosts frequently riff on each other, using in-jokes and improv-style commentary during news breakdowns.
- Pop culture references: Analogies and humor span from “RuPaul’s SS” to “country club for assholes.”
Summary Takeaway
Crowder and crew position themselves as counter-narrative truth-tellers, challenging authorities and legacy media on issues like far-left political violence, systematized legal protections for radicals, media data bias, and government overreach through digital surveillance. They warn that Antifa, far from being an unorganized collection of protestors, is a coordinated, well-funded political force that should be formally targeted by federal law. The episode concludes with derision for institutional failures on both sides of the Atlantic, and a call for listeners/viewers to remain vigilant and skeptical of both government and mainstream media narratives.
