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Steven Crowder
I want to tell you my secret now. Okay. I see not funny people like on your Facebook timeline, on your Instagram, Snapchat. You see them in real life, like on tv. Not funny people like Jimmy Kimmel, Samantha Bee on cable television, like the real funny people.
Dave Landau
They don't make me laugh.
Steven Crowder
They only see their point of view. They don't know they're not funny. How often do you see them? Every night.
Gerald Morgan
They're everywhere.
Steven Crowder
You won't tell anyone my secret, right?
Jared McBride
No.
Steven Crowder
Will you stay and tell me some jokes? I can't. We're about to tape click Rumble Premium and join now for 99 annually or 9.99amonth to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content creators and free speec. Glad to be with you. That was an aggressive sip, actually, because I was late.
Jared McBride
Well, so.
Steven Crowder
Like you know the Japanese with their noodles because if they don't eat that way, it's an insult. Can any of you Japs watching can you let me know is that true? And then. Calm down, Charlie. Now. I know I just mixed them and it's okay. It's here. You're all the same to us, Tiny. Now lot. It's one of those days, as a wise Mr. Durst once said. Oh, it's Cooney. I was hoping you.
Gerald Morgan
Oh, it's just one of those days.
Steven Crowder
I hate you just hearing it. Just hearing it right now. She said.
Jared McBride
She said, I want to go back to being sick.
Steven Crowder
We've already had to hit the YouTube dump button. It's okay, so I don't think I need to plug it. You guys know what it is. You'll see that dump button. It's a live show weekdays. Head on over to Rumble. You shouldn't be watching on YouTube. You should watch us on Rumble. Let's get to the rundown. President Trump loves dictators is what you've heard from the left, largely Putin. Every now and then they try and they try and wedge in Xi Jinping, leader of the Chinese or they try and talk about Iran, right? They throw this in and say, Donald Trump loves dictators. Why do we have a president who cozies up with dictators and he stabs our democratic allies in the back? Like that's Ukraine or Canada.
Jared McBride
Geez.
Steven Crowder
Also, he's single handedly changed diplomacy. That's changing right now with President Trump and social media, with truth and X. We'll get into that. Spoiler alert. Donald Trump is actually the most consistent president on authoritarians, on dictators, on foreign adversaries, that we have seen in our lifetime. A lot of people just don't necessarily know that because we have a short attention span. Also, I want to get into the trade war a little bit and explain who Canada hurts with their policies and not the policies now, but the tariffs that have long existed. They have had tariffs. People try and overcomplicate it because they're sort of graded tiered tariffs and they try and tell you that it's actually necessary and they're not good neighbors. They have tariffs and it actually hurts the Canadian consumer. And I know because I lived it. Let me ask you this question of the day. Who is your least favorite world leader outside of Trudeau? You can't. That's just lazy.
Jared McBride
Come on.
Steven Crowder
Because it's the low hanging fruitcake. Gerald, how you feeling?
Jared McBride
Ah, you know, I'm okay. Somebody, whoever's over here needs a hearing test, though.
Steven Crowder
Geez, was your headphones.
Jared McBride
You were frickin loud.
Steven Crowder
Oh, yeah, that's Josh.
Gerald Morgan
Oh, that's me. Yeah, sorry. It's a side effect of war.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly.
Gerald Morgan
Just gonna make it feel bad.
Steven Crowder
No, you don' the side effect of war is you crank it up all the way as you leave.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, I got a party all the time. No, I just have bad hearing.
Jared McBride
So does war make you stupid? Because I have earplugs.
Steven Crowder
Whoa.
Gerald Morgan
You heard it here, folks.
Steven Crowder
Why do you hate our veterans? Why do you hate our veterans? When I spit on them, call them.
Dave Landau
Call them baby killer, all kinds of vile crap.
Jared McBride
I don't hate our veterans. I hate that veteran.
Steven Crowder
You're ashamed to green. You shouldn't even wear green. It's too close to the color that our soldiers wear. Piece of shit.
Gerald Morgan
Gerald's back, folks.
Steven Crowder
I'm sorry, Gerald, I'm being mean, not underscore. Firestein is where you cannot find Josh. Mr. Josh Firestein. Let's go straight to this before we get to everything else, because we have to. Here's a crazy woman. I shouldn't say crazy woman. Run of the mill Democrat urging the Democrat Party to something, something, something. This is what you can expect from their voting constituency. And it's just to be clear, yes, I am insulting this base of the Democrat Party. Not just the politicians, the people on this one.
Emily
I need Democrats to do something. I need Democrats to do something. I need Democrats to do something. If you are the party of the people, if you are the party who's representing the rest of us, if you're the party who has our best interest in mind, I need you to do something. I need the Democrats to do something.
Steven Crowder
Pause. Do something. You mean like a dental plan?
Emily
Please.
Steven Crowder
Please.
Emily
I am begging you. I am begging you. As someone who is having a hard time affording breakfast for her kid, I'm begging you. As someone who.
Steven Crowder
Pause. Have you considered if you have a difficult time affording breakfast for your children, have you considered not eating it and maybe brushing your teeth after whitening?
Gerald Morgan
Be good, dad.
Emily
Feels like it's becoming insurmountable at this rate. I am begging you. We, the people, the people out here on the street.
Steven Crowder
Pause. Your debt is becoming insurmountable at this point. And I want to help here. Have you considered purchasing fewer breakfasts and tattoos and facial piercings?
Emily
People here every day are doing the best we can. It is your job to represent us. I need you. Please.
Gerald Morgan
What's your job?
Emily
Something. Anything. Make a noise. Make a protest. Do something. Something. Stops all the damn words. No one believes you.
Steven Crowder
Pause. If you want them to stop with the words, be the change you seek.
Emily
Trust you. No one thinks you're worth anything. Please do something. We're begging you.
Steven Crowder
I love it. Stop with all the words. Oh, what do you propose? More words?
Dave Landau
Please.
Jared McBride
Yes.
Gerald Morgan
Hard to believe someone left her.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Jared McBride
Oh.
Gerald Morgan
I said it's hard to believe she's a. She's a catch.
Steven Crowder
Here's the thing this. Her vote counts just as much as yours. And I don't just say that because you're a white male, though that's a valid point.
Jared McBride
Wow.
Steven Crowder
Because this is a non contributing. And I know she goes. I've done some digging. She's a disabled something, something other gender something. So we should all have sympathy. But I don't. Because she goes on to make herself even more unlikable. When you think of the Democrat voter or the people who control the party, I should say think of this.
Emily
And honestly, I'm a queer, disabled poor woman in a very red state. Do you truly believe? I think my little tantrum. Tantrum. My little feelings on the Internet this early in the morning when I was tired.
Steven Crowder
Pause. How in the hell is the seatbelt dirty? I don't understand. And it's not even the driver's side. She's a passenger in someone's vehicle. And she dirtied the damn seatbelt.
Jared McBride
That's weird.
Emily
All right, let's go dress and not feeling great are gonna do anything. Honey, hold your hand when I say this. Y'all are stupid sometimes. Y'all are straight stupid sometimes. I wish y'all the best. I wish y'all some help.
Gerald Morgan
Pause.
Steven Crowder
Lady with chompers like that. Let's keep the S's to a minimum, lady. Can I suggest using words with a lot of Ps, a lot of M's. You know, Constant said, keep your mouth closed. That's. I can't keep watching this play the rest of it, but I don't want to.
Emily
A true awakening. I did not. I wish y'all some context. Who mentioned Ukraine? Who mentioned any of that? Cause it sure wasn't me. Who mentioned Biden? Because it wasn't me. Y'all, I need y'all to get some help. Please.
Steven Crowder
Like.
Emily
Like, please.
Steven Crowder
This is the. This is the attitude that comes from narcissistic, sociopath white ladies. Oh. Oh, honey. And they feel entitled. Do it because they just accuse you of doing that. That you're actually mansplaining, that you're patronizing. Imagine if a man were to talk to a woman that way. Here's the thing. You can do it. We just don't respect you. It's annoying. We tune you out. And so you have chosen in your dirty seatbelt from the passenger side. Could you please let me know how that happens? To act exactly the way that you accuse your opposition of acting. And I know maybe this person didn't mention Biden. Maybe this person didn't mention Ukraine. It's how you vote. It's how you vote. And it's very difficult for me to live in a world where your vote counts as much as any of the good men and women here in this office.
Gerald Morgan
I hate to defend her Democratic representatives, but what exactly does she want them to do then? Do something. They're not doing anything.
Steven Crowder
Oh, I can wager. I can make a guess. She wants free stuff.
Jared McBride
Free money.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, free stuff.
Jared McBride
Free. I like saying money because that's really what they want.
Steven Crowder
It is the party of spoiled children. Children, yes. And these people, they live off of the backs of you, the American worker.
Jared McBride
What kind of disabled.
Steven Crowder
I'm just curious what kind of weighed.
Jared McBride
Into these waters too deeply that I cannot get back out.
Gerald Morgan
Well, maybe she can ask her boyfriend, Kermit the frog person. Help.
Steven Crowder
Exactly.
Jared McBride
Anxiety or something like that.
Steven Crowder
This chick's crazy.
Jared McBride
Be a greeter at Walmart. You know, you can talk to people and scare them away. It's fine.
Steven Crowder
Work at Spirit.
Jared McBride
I don't know.
Steven Crowder
Greet her at Walmart. I think the minimum age is like 95 or so. I don't think she can do it.
Gerald Morgan
I bet she has worse breath than the average Uber driver.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Gerald Morgan
What? I didn't say anything.
Steven Crowder
No, it's fine. It's Fine. I feel bad for Uber drivers and lifts because now they have to drive 600 pound ladies and ruin their rear.
Gerald Morgan
The court said they don't.
Steven Crowder
It's true. That's true.
Jared McBride
Also. So did physics.
Steven Crowder
Yes, yes, exactly, Newton. All right, here's another one. Really quickly is, you know, we know that late night shows haven't been funny for a very long time and this used to be a late night show until we moved to the morning and during COVID found out that most of you watched us in the morning. So, you know, we see them often as worthy adversaries. The issue that we are seeing now is the laziness and the blatant plagiarism. I understand people run into the same topics, especially in the year 2025 where you have people memeing and every half baked premise online. I get that. But to have the exact same setup clip with the exact same time codes and almost verbatim the same punchline several times a week. I ask you to be the judge. At what point do you think this maybe becomes decentralized to a degree propaganda? It's time for who did it. Worse, Trump did reach across the aisle to whine that no matter how much good he does for Democrats, it's never good enough.
Fiona
And once again, I look at the Democrats in front of me and I realize there is absolutely nothing I can say to make them happy or to make them stand or smile or applaud. Nothing I can do.
Steven Crowder
You could quit.
Fiona
After the interruption. Trump whined about the opposition once again. I look at the Democrats in front of me and I realize there is absolutely nothing I can say to make them happy or to make them stand or smile or applaud. Nothing I can do.
Steven Crowder
Oh, I don't know.
Fiona
Try saying I resign.
Steven Crowder
I will say if I have to pick my poison. Kimmel was funnier.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, Kimmel was funnier. He's quicker, punchier. He's a good host.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, he's a good host.
Jared McBride
Who was the lady in the Colbert audience? That scream laughed to that.
Gerald Morgan
I think it was a laugh track.
Steven Crowder
I think it was a lady from TikTok.
Jared McBride
That's fine.
Steven Crowder
He went, ah, do something, do something, do something.
Gerald Morgan
I don't know who she was, but I know she was alone.
Steven Crowder
Yes, yes, yes.
Jared McBride
She had three other large friends with her.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, well, no, that would. She's. Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
Diet Coke, skittles and popcorn.
Steven Crowder
Mr. Pip, let's go. Look, here's something else. People are talking about this, you know, is Donald Trump transparent? Is he not? We'll get to him and the left claiming that he cozies up to dictators. Comment if you disagree with this statement. This president is the most transparent president of our lifetime because he has to be. This is a man who cannot use back channels, who doesn't have a journal list. Go back and research that with Barack Obama in case you were too young at that point in time. This is not a man who can speak through legacy media or expect even big tech to be at his behest. No, he can't. He has to speak directly to the people on X or on Truth Social. That's what we've seen. It's out of necessity. He is more transparent because he has to speak directly to you. Comment if you disagree with that premise. This has also changed international diplomacy to a tremendous degree and I would argue in a way that's pretty damn good because we can see the results in real time. How often have you heard people say, like, I don't know, politicians, they're all useless, right? People don't have faith in their institutions. When you see something coming directly from the president, the man, not a committee, not, you know, a PAC during an election from the man, and then you see a response from the man or woman he was calling out, you get to see results in real time. So let me give you some examples here. President Trump put this on Truth to the mayor of D.C. not the one doing crack. That was a while ago.
Jared McBride
Whoa.
Steven Crowder
Rest in peace. He said, we have notified the mayor.
Dave Landau
Of Washington D.C. that she must clean up all of the unsightly homeless encampments in the city. So unsightly. Gross.
Gerald Morgan
In the city of sites.
Dave Landau
They have so many sites. They had great sites.
Steven Crowder
Now.
Dave Landau
Their sites are, frankly, not. Not great. Not great sites, specifically, including the ones outside the State Department and near the White House. The two places, you know, he looked.
Steven Crowder
At his curtain, he's like, son of a bitch.
Dave Landau
Still there. What is, what is the communist doing?
Steven Crowder
That's actually the man doing your, your hedges out there. Like, well, he can stay.
Dave Landau
If she is not capable of doing so, we will be forced to do it for her. Washington D.C. must become clean and safe. We want to be proud of our great Capitol again. Thank you, Mayor Bowser, for your efforts on behalf of the citizens of our country. Hopefully you will be successful. Donald J. Trump, President of the United.
Steven Crowder
States of America in case she was wondering.
Gerald Morgan
That's a new trend, by the way.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, I just love how he assumes she's going to do it. He's like, thank you. Thanks for the help. Bye. Good Luck getting it done and parent.
Gerald Morgan
Telling a kid to do that. Something like.
Jared McBride
Yeah, yeah.
Gerald Morgan
I trust you'll have the dishes clean by the time I get home tonight. Yes, thank you.
Steven Crowder
Exactly. And the D.C. it worked, by the way. D.C. mayor is already removing the Black Lives Matter mural near the White House.
Jared McBride
Oh, good. There we go.
Gerald Morgan
Does that attract the homelessness? What?
Steven Crowder
It just doesn't want to look at it like. You shouldn't have to get the power washers out.
Gerald Morgan
Yes.
Steven Crowder
Here's President Trump to Hamas again. When was the last time you saw a. I mean, after 9, 11, when he had George W. Bush speak directly to terrorists, but on a regular basis. Here he is on truth.
Dave Landau
Shalom. Hamas means hello and goodbye. You can choose like aloha with bombs. Release all of the hostages now. Not later now, not a little bit later now. And immediately return all of the dead bodies of the people you murdered, or it is over for you. Only sick and twisted people keep bodies. And you are sick and twisted.
Steven Crowder
I'm so glad he's back. I know I have missed these posts.
Dave Landau
I am sending Israel, the Jews, everything it needs to finish the job. Not a single Hamas member will be safe if you don't do as I say. I have just met with your former hostages whose lives you have destroyed. This is your last warning for the leadership. Now is the time to leave Gaza while you still have a chance. Also, to the people of Gaza, a beautiful future awaits, but not a few hold hostages. If you do, you are dead. Make a smart decision. Release the hostages now where they will be held to pay later. Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America.
Steven Crowder
That's the way that he's signing off.
Gerald Morgan
Now on his own profile, on his own platform.
Steven Crowder
And by the way, I'm waiting on it, and I think they probably will. We see what has happened with Zelensky. The quick apology. We see what happens with Canada very quickly. We see what has happened with the mayor of D.C. oh, wait.
Gerald Morgan
Hey, hold on. Hamas is responding.
Steven Crowder
What?
Gerald Morgan
Yeah. What? Do they hear anything? I can't really. Oh, wait.
Steven Crowder
We also have one more Trump truth to get to. Let's just. Yeah, I don't know that poor goat, by the way. Also, I'm worried about roaming.
Gerald Morgan
Sorry.
Steven Crowder
One more truth to get to. And this brings me to something that I want to discuss. And I know it's been made. It's been made to seem very complex, right? The trade war with Canada. It's not. I'll make all the references available, as I always do. I want to be really Clear about what this is. And I know it because I spent 15 years in Canada. Donald Trump. President Trump is right about the game. He's right about the way that they're playing it. He's right about the fact comes down to this. They're bad neighbors. Canada is bad neighbors. Which brings us to this week's no Canada. All right, first, the truth.
Dave Landau
Post Justin Trudeau of Canada.
Jared McBride
Like that was necessary.
Dave Landau
Well, I. A lot of people say who. I say, don't say who. He's the Prime Minister. He should be respected.
Steven Crowder
Right?
Dave Landau
He should be respected. They say we don't. I say don't say that.
Gerald Morgan
Not to be confused with Justin Trudeau of Des Moines.
Dave Landau
Exactly.
Jared McBride
Don't like either.
Dave Landau
Frankly. I prefer him Des Moines, but we're talking about Canada. Justin Trudeau of Canada called me to ask what could be done about tariffs. I told him that many people have died from fentanyl that came through the borders of Canada and Mexico and nothing has convinced me that it has stopped. He said that it's gotten better, but I said, that's not good enough. Okay. The call ended in a somewhat friendly manner. Some would say somewhat. Some would say not at all. Some people say somewhat. He was unable to tell me when the Canadian election is taking place, which made me curious, like, what's going on here? I then realized he is trying to use this issue to stay in power. Good luck, Justin of Canada.
Steven Crowder
Now, Prime Minister Trudeau does not have truth social, but he did post this reply on his favorite platform, black peoplemeet.com. ah, right. Clip. Now, let me explain the trade war which love people are. Oh, he has many times that people are explaining and it's kind of. I get why it becomes difficult. You'll get brilliant economists on both sides giving you an entirely different projection. You realize why that is when you look into it, they simply choose where along the logic trail they want to stop. This is the conclusion I want. I'll stop. You can start with Donald Trump decided to basically enact reciprocal tariffs. Or you can start with Canada already had tariffs. You can end at and Canada issue counterterrorisfs and that will hurt the American people. Or you can end at actually, this may fundamentally restructure our trade agreements and alter the economy for the better. You can choose where you start and you can choose where you end. So I'm trying to give you some scope here. Let's set this up with something really clear. This administration has asked for something simple, not even necessarily removing their tariffs. President Trump has asked for Canada to secure Its border. Secure your border, your half and stop the drugs. If Canada does that, it's over. The terms were issued very clear. Secure your border, stop the drugs, no more tariffs. But now you have people saying that Trump has started a trade war and that we already have free trade with Canada. And really they've been our ally. And Trudeau said I've been stabbed in the back. And you even have people virtue signaling in the Canadian Conservative Party. Okay, let me lay a foundation for you some key indisputable facts. Okay, number one, Canada does have tariffs. They've had tariffs for a long time. You've seen the numbers circulating. They're quite a bit more complicated than that. But Canada has had tariffs that are significantly more than the United States. Okay, key fact number two, Canada does this as a form of economic protectionism by their own words, while criticizing the USA for doing the same. That's why they have these tariffs. For example, like dairy. We'll get into that. Key fact number three, this actually ends up hurting Canadian consumers far more than the USA and far more than Canadians realize. Key fact number four, free trade, meaning if these tariffs from Canada went away, would effectively mean that Canada would be the 51st state. Without these tariffs and government protectionism and artificial creation manipulation of markets, Canada would cease to exist. Let me break this down a little. Get this claim from the left. They say, well, the tariffs that exist, for example, like on, on dairy. Because you see numbers come out from the right and those aren't fully accurate. So people on the left say, well, those aren't real. Like the dairy dairy tariffs, they only exist at certain quotas, it's tiered. So really they're insignificant. It takes a while to reach that tier. Okay, here's the truth. This doesn't need to be complicated. The top end tariff is the tariff. Okay? In other words, if you have from X gallons to X million gallons, it's 2%. And there's. Okay, what's the top end tariff? It's 240%. That's the tariff. That is the effective tariff and it determines if there is a market at all. So let's use dairy as an example. And the reason I'm using dairy is because you've heard people say, well, really without the oil we don't have a trade deficit with Canada and dairy is like 1% of the market. So why are people looking at these taxes? That doesn't matter. Okay, let me clarify this for you. The dairy tariffs are between 240 and 300%. Okay? For American dairy going into Canada, now that's the top end tariff. That's the tariff. It doesn't matter what the rates are before that. That is the rate. Because here's the truth. Why would you invest, Right. Why would you export dairy to Canada, for example, if you know that you're going to hit that, you're going to hit that ceiling really early on and you're going to be paying 240%. There's no way for it to be profitable. We create more dairy in the state of Wisconsin than all of Canada if they didn't have that tariff. Let me ask you this. You don't think that dairy farmers in Wisconsin would love to have an open new market of 30 million new people? And by the way, 30 million new people, or 40 million, I believe in Canada now, 40 million people who would be ecstatic to pay the prices that Americans pay for milk. Because here's another truth. The Canadian tariffs hurt Canadians dramatically. Let me give you a comparison here. Milk by the gallon in the U.S. it's about $3.50 to $4. Right now Canada, it's over $8 a gallons. $8 a gallon. So what happens is this tariff, they create it to say, well, if the United States, if we just let them ship their milk over, we'd have no dairy industry. Exactly. You'd be the 51st state if we just allowed the United States, really, when we're talking about anything, energy. Exactly. You would be the 51st state if we had truly free trade, you wouldn't be able to sustain yourself because you're a giant country with no defenses of which to speak. And the United States would effectively run all of your markets. So Canada implements economic protectionism and they tell you if we don't do this, Canadian industry wouldn't survive. Exactly. But you can't justify doing it to us. That's the issue. And you certainly can't complain if we do it. 399 on average for a gallon of milk here in the United States, over $8 right now in Canada, milk, the drink specifically of the Canadian elite. And the overall cost of living in Canada is much higher. And this is a bigger problem when we get to military spending in a bit. Okay, so let me give you gasoline, United States, the average price right now, excluding California, because they're more like Canada and it's an outlier. It's under $3, about $2.95 a gallon. Canada right now, adjusted for the exchange rate, $4.22 a gallon. And that's actually closer than it's been for Most periods in my lifetime, the average housing price, United States, $346,000. Canada, $487,000. Canadian salaries are 37% less than in the United States. Their goods are so much more expensive in Canada specifically because the United States cannot actually engage in free trade. I remember when I was a kid paying Canadians comment. Goldeneye was out of reach for me as a middle class Canadian because it was $80 for one Nintendo. Oh my gosh, it's 80 bucks.
Jared McBride
What were they, 50 here in the States? 50?
Gerald Morgan
I mean modern, modern PS5 games are 60.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, it was 80 bucks plus in Quebec, 15% sales tax.
Gerald Morgan
Wow.
Steven Crowder
So I couldn't afford it. So what ends up happening is you have these tariffs, it locks out American businesses and that hurts Canadian consumers. Here's the thing, it's a much higher cost of living and they make less. Well, it's okay because then the Canadian government subsidizes a lot of Canadians things like free health care, right? Social safety benefits, social welfare. You have welfare benefits. You have the social safety net of Canada. What they brag about all the time. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Have you been meeting your defense budget? Punish Americans. Canadians have to pay more. So they protect their economy, they protect their market. And then rather than actually defend their country, subsidize Canadians at the cost of you, the American worker. By the way, if something goes down with China, we're fighting them alone. You guys know that, right? None of these NATO nations are going to do anything. Also, let's think about this, Think about this for a second. Something goes down with China and this is what this is about. We can't be wasting money in Ukraine because we have to prepare for China. They just posted yesterday that they were ready for war. Let's assume that happens. We can't depend on anybody else. We have to be ready for that. What would make us more equipped to be ready for China than taking over a country to our north that could not defend themselves? That has been a horrible neighbor playing unfairly. We could more than double our land capacity, more than double our resources, natural resources, and open up a market which by the way, would make goods and services cheaper for Canadians and Americans alike. If the United States was an empire, Canada is a 51st state. If there is true free trade, Canada is a 51st state. They subsidize, protect, tariff, blame us if we match it. Because they know if they didn't do that, they are the 51st state. And that's also why they desperately don't want Canadians to know this. Because you have a lot of Canadians in Western Canada. This sense of pride, if they understood how much they are overpaying, might actually want to become a part of the usa. Comment. If you're Canadian and you understand that.
Gerald Morgan
A lot of Canadians come here to buy stuff, I think they understand a little bit.
Steven Crowder
I think a lot of them do. Now, a lot of them are complaining. This also, by the way, is based on a false premise. This has been a mutually beneficial relationship between Canada and the United States. Sure. And they're stabbing us in the back. That's only true if you operate from the premise that Canada even needs to exist. It doesn't. It does not. And you have a lot of stuff that we need and a lot of stuff that we want. You want it to be fair. Great. Take off all your first off. All we're asking right now is make sure that millions of Americans can't die from the drugs that come through your country, is take care of your side of the fence. That's it. You do it, it's over. But do you really want us to do digging into the economics? You subsidize a welfare state for your country at the cost of the American worker and our tax dollars going to a military that protects your country. You can't do it. Stand there with your hand out and bitch about how we do it. You're gonna turn off American power, Mr. Ford. All right, let's see how this goes. I say this because I am from Canada. I know how many of them think not all. There are plenty of good Canadians. But I certainly know how Trudeau thinks. I certainly know how the Liberal Party thinks. I would say it's outright evil and it needs to change. This has been no. That help break it down? I think so.
Jared McBride
I think it should become the 51st state. I think it's really interesting to consider that if they didn't have any of those protections in place, they would be the 51st state. And I think it's understandable to say, hey, if you want free trade, that's fine, but you can't be pissed off at us to just reciprocate what you're doing.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Jared McBride
And Donald Trump, I think when he gave that speech, that was the only good thing in my fever dream that I saw was Donald Trump giving that speech. Fantastic. He was one of the first leaders that I've heard in a long time in America say, look, there's going to be some disruption from this, but it's going to get better. You're going to have some short term Pain with tariffs, of course, but it's going to develop a domestic market, it's going to reshore a lot of these businesses potentially, and it's going to make sure that things are fair globally for us. So, yes, it might hurt initially, but it's going to be good for you.
Steven Crowder
Well, yeah, exactly. Canada has no dairy industry if not for those tariffs, why? Because America has a bigger and better one. This is the problem of the modern world. And they say, well, we have to protect our industries. Okay, fine, so do we.
Jared McBride
Yeah, exactly.
Steven Crowder
It's that simple.
Jared McBride
Same thing. Guys, how much do you want to do this actually?
Steven Crowder
So wait, hold on a second. No, we don't. We can just take your shit. We don't need to protect ourselves. We're asking you to be a good neighbor. That's what we're asking.
Jared McBride
We've been benevolent so far.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. And this is one of those things, you can't really prove a negative, Right. It's like when I said there's so little fentanyl that's come through the Canadian border. Well, that's because most of it's been coming through the southern border because it's a, it's a quicker path. And in Canada, it sucks and it's cold. If the southern border gets fixed and the Canadian border is porous, we of course know that that's where the drugs and that's where illegal aliens will come through.
Gerald Morgan
Everyone talks about the fentanyl coming through. Well, it's not enough or it's a lot. Nobody talks about the opioids coming through. Well, I mean, all the other medicines.
Jared McBride
That come through, they're talking about, they're talking about seizures. And this is something that has bothered me in this entire thing. I think the whole point is, guys, we have our eyes on the southern border and these are the seizures, Right? There's a whole lot there. And yes, you can extrapolate that out to what gets through the border. We don't have our eyes on the northern border. That's one of the biggest problems.
Steven Crowder
Donald Trump knows this border.
Jared McBride
So you're telling me 43 pounds, which I think is enough to kill 10 million people, technically in the United States. That's a lot. Obviously, is being seized at the border. Fine. What's getting through? Because we don't have our eyes on it. That's the whole point is like, hey, this is a poorest thing, we gotta fix it, right?
Steven Crowder
Well, not only that, but you control the Montreal ports, you control the drug trade in North America, and it's very, very Corrupt. Everyone knows that the biker gang's in Quebec. Hey, right now, Zelensky, do we wanna. Is this live with Zelenskyy right now in Europe?
Jared McBride
I don't know.
Steven Crowder
Okay. I saw that you were getting a note.
Jared McBride
Oh, sorry. No, the note was not about that. I know Zelensky was meeting in Europe. I think they're meeting in Brussels because important.
Steven Crowder
We'll go on to Trump loving dictators. This is a fun segment, by the way. We wouldn't be able to talk about any of this if not for Rumble. If you're not a Rumble Premium member, just download the app. It's the best way to stay in touch. Download the app, follow us there, and you will be notified when we are live. You don't get cluttered in your timeline. There's no other algorithm trying to push Seth Meyers or some crap. You don't want Rumble. We own Live. And some major announcements coming here on the 14th that we're excited about.
Jared McBride
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
All right. President, is there a note that I need to.
Jared McBride
Nope. We're good.
Steven Crowder
I just can't stand. I'm just. I just get so angry about what.
Jared McBride
To do with them. I really don't.
Steven Crowder
One guess you think there's a reason.
Gerald Morgan
Why, you know, Trump or other people in politics, American politics, don't mention these tariffs that are on. They have limits.
Steven Crowder
Look, they're trying to keep trade going. And you know what? If it's at the cost of the American taxpayer and they don't really know, they get to present themselves as diplomatic and as successful as it relates to international relations, well, there's no easier path to being successful than to lay down and take it. Why? Because we're the usa. We can afford it. That's the mindset of Europe. That's the mindset of Canada.
Jared McBride
They're talking about the Department of Education. Right. So he's preparing an order to dismantle it. And basically Linda McMahon would just oversee the winding down. Some of the parts of the Department of Education. Education that are necessary would go to other departments to be able to be handled. A lot of people are talking about food for kids and things like that to try to play on heartstrings. It's like, no, this programs won't go one second.
Steven Crowder
For those who don't know, you sort of buried the lead. He's going to be signing an executive order most likely to dismantle the Department of Education. You skimmed past.
Jared McBride
I said it fast.
Steven Crowder
You started talking about lunches. I don't give a shit about Kool Aid. I mean, the people don't care about Capri Sun. We're getting rid of a giant department.
Jared McBride
Take it easy.
Gerald Morgan
Capri Suns. All right.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, they suck. It's my own problem. I can never get the straw to work. All right, President Trump, I am going to hopefully references in the description every single show. Thanks for the cuff, Joe.
Jared McBride
I hit the button.
Steven Crowder
I know you're sick. I appreciate that you're here. I'll make the references available as I always do. But I'm going to disabuse you of this notion, if you believe it, that Donald Trump cozies up to, creates alliances with or in any way favors dictators. That's what the left wants you to believe. Just like they wanted you to believe that dictators favor Donald Trump because Putin, something something Russiagate. You know all about this fusion gp. All right, Steele dossier, it's remedial, but now they're trying to say actually it's not them who want Trump, it's Trump who wants them because he's a fascist at heart. So he prefers dictators. It's not true, but listen to their argument.
Fiona
Donald Trump attacking constantly democratically elected leaders.
Steven Crowder
In Europe in the first term and then saying extraordinarily nice things about dictators like Vladimir Putin. Autocrats like Orban in Hungary. Putin this bully, this dictator who Donald Trump seems to be interested in finding friendship with.
Fiona
We have a president who is turning his back on democracy and allying us with authoritarianism.
Steven Crowder
The dictator honeymoon in the ussr.
Fiona
For those who forgot, think of as a comrade in arms.
Steven Crowder
Everybody watches President Trump become a lapdog for a brutal dictator in Moscow. Clearly, Donald Trump has some bromance with.
Jared McBride
This dictator in the Kremlin.
Steven Crowder
Ah, well, don't let this can I'm about to kick hit you in the teeth because honestly, the more we did some digging, these claims couldn't be further from the truth. In direct comparison to previous presidents. It's time for claim truth. And they cycle through different dictators depending on what is the biggest concern that's more effective in fear mongering at that time. Let's start with Russia. The claim you've heard this quite a bit, is that President Trump. We'll make it one more time because I can't stand this lady. Trump is Putin's hoe.
Gerald Morgan
If you could tell Donald Trump anything.
Steven Crowder
Tonight, what would you tell him?
Gerald Morgan
I would tell him to grow a spine and stop being Putin's hoe.
Steven Crowder
When did you stop growing yours? You're like four foot two.
Gerald Morgan
It's scoliosis. Come on, give her a break.
Steven Crowder
Also, hold on a second. I just want to make sure that I'm clear. Crockett. Donald Trump. President Trump is the hoe. Hey, everyone. So it is State of the Disunion.
Gerald Morgan
Day at the U.S. capitol. It is your congresswoman, Jasmine Crockett. First they said that I had a husband. No husband.
Steven Crowder
Y'all.
Gerald Morgan
If y'all just think, every black girl that comes to Congress brings a husband who has to live off. That's not what it is.
Steven Crowder
Okay, Right.
Gerald Morgan
No husband, never been married, never been engaged.
Dave Landau
All right, if you could speak directly.
Steven Crowder
To Elon Musk, what would you say?
Gerald Morgan
Like, I have to live a very poor life right now. Right. Like, and you could be getting paid. I could be getting paid. I made more money before, I will make more money after. But right now, I am living not in the overflow.
Steven Crowder
They tried to rip the game, but you can't fake in Florence. And I'm not saying that the founding Fathers, obviously, they were primarily white. And I'm not saying that they didn't want any representatives who were not white. But Crockett would make a strong case. Everything.
Gerald Morgan
I think I heard something crash is antithetical to America.
Steven Crowder
I'm sorry. If you're an alien who landed and you thought that represented the American people, I mean, that would be a great disservice to the American people. It's the worst. It's the worst kind of representation that the United States can have. And she calls him a hoe. Donald Trump, by the way, responded on Truth Social with actually, you're the hoe.
Dave Landau
And I was gang is what he said.
Steven Crowder
I have it right here. I don't have it up. You know, you have to speak their language.
Jared McBride
We'll look for the reference.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, here's the truth. All right. Donald Trump has been tougher on Russia than any president since and arguably including Reagan. Let me give you a timeline. References available in 2018 slapped some major sanctions on seven Russian oligarchs, 12 Russian companies, 17 government officials. The Trump Treasury Secretary, Steven Munkin said Russian oligarchs and elites who profit from this corrupt system will no longer be insulated from the consequences of their government's destabilizing activities. From 2017 to 2019, Donald Trump sold anti tank Javelin missiles to Ukraine. Barack Obama never did. He sold them onesies.
Gerald Morgan
Really?
Steven Crowder
Sheets.
Jared McBride
Sheets. It's different. Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Jared McBride
It's cold in Ukraine.
Steven Crowder
2019, President Trump pulled out of the INF, the intermediate range Nuclear Forces Treaty with Russia, and he accused Russia very blatantly. Of violating the treaty with a new missile in 20. In 2019. This is a big one. This is one that really bothers and probably bothers you, and you may not necessarily be able to articulate it well. Here, now you will be 2019. He sanctioned Nord Stream 2. Remember when Germans Russians laughed at President Trump when he said that, hey, you guys are actually too dependent on Russia. They laughed here.
Fiona
Germany will become totally dependent on Russian energy if it does not immediately change course. Here in the Western hemisphere, we are committed to maintaining our independence from the encroachment of expansionist foreign.
Steven Crowder
That's so silly. It is not dependent. Look at my mushroom cup.
Fiona
Since President Monroe that we reject the interference of foreign nations in this hemisphere and in our own affairs.
Steven Crowder
He'S not just talking about virtue signaling. He's actually offering some steps to take. You're too dependent on Russia. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, silly American. Don't you know, in a globalized world, the Cold War called. They want their policy back. Oh, that's right. You guys spend more money. All of Europe, you spend more money purchasing Russian energy than you gave to Ukraine collectively. Who's laughing now, you Kraut pricks?
Jared McBride
Yeah. Didn't Joe Biden remove some of the sanctions on Nord Stream and immediately put them in place on Keystone XL by canceling first thing he did?
Fiona
Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
Well, that'll show Russia.
Jared McBride
Ah, that'll show.
Gerald Morgan
That'll show them.
Jared McBride
Yeah, sure.
Steven Crowder
And even. Even now, by the way, the media still lies about this. Just like the Russia, Russia, Russia. Right. The Steele dossier. Pete Hegseth did not tell the Pentagon to stop reporting on Russian cyber threats. President Trump actually wrote this on Truth Social on Monday. He said the only president who gave.
Dave Landau
None of Ukraine's land to Putin's Russia is President Donald J. Trump. Me. Remember that when the weak and ineffective Democrats criticize and the fake news gladly puts out anything they say.
Steven Crowder
And if anyone else out there tells you that President Trump's rhetoric, let alone his policies, are too friendly toward Russia, again, I always tell you, facts don't exist in a vacuum. Right. Context is critically important. And it's not just President Trump versus Biden. It's President Trump versus every president. And by the way, most presidential candidates who came before him in the preceding two decades.
Dave Landau
Mr. General Secretary, though my pronunciation may give you difficulty.
Fiona
Dovii no provoi. Trust but verify.
Steven Crowder
You repeat that at every meeting.
Fiona
Mr. Putin has got. He got all. He's very smart.
Jared McBride
Well, you know him better than most people.
Fiona
Yeah, I do.
Jared McBride
What was he like behind closed doors, away from, you know, the sort of. The public utterances.
Fiona
Smart. And remarkably, we had a really good, blunt relationship.
Jared McBride
How blunt?
Fiona
Brutally blunt.
Steven Crowder
Ever? Like in a fisticuff?
Fiona
No, no. But I think, you know, I think the right strategy most of the time is. But it's frustrating to people in your line of work. You should be brutally honest with people in private, and then if you want them to help you, try to avoid embarrassing them in public.
Steven Crowder
That's Medvedev when him and Putin swapped for a few years.
Jared McBride
So that's 2012.
Steven Crowder
That's right. It was 2020. I wanted to present you with a little gift which represents what President Obama and Vice President Biden and I have been saying, and that is we want to reset our relationship.
Gerald Morgan
So we will do it together.
Steven Crowder
Okay, thank you. What's the biggest geopolitical threat facing America? You said Russia, not Al Qaeda. You said Russia in the 1980s. Are now calling to ask for their foreign policy back.
Gerald Morgan
I'll answer the question. I look the man in the eye.
Fiona
I found it to be very straightforward and trustworthy.
Gerald Morgan
We had a very good dialogue. I was able to get a sense of his soul.
Steven Crowder
He's a man deeply committed to his.
Fiona
Country and his best interests of his country.
Steven Crowder
And I appreciate it so very much.
Fiona
The frank dialogue.
Steven Crowder
He didn't quite explain it. I looked into his. To his soul. I saw soul man.
Gerald Morgan
Saw a man that was scared.
Steven Crowder
That's right. Do, do, do, do, do, do do. Soul man.
Gerald Morgan
Soul man that hates terror.
Steven Crowder
That's right.
Gerald Morgan
I have the reset button, by the way.
Steven Crowder
Oh, good for you.
Gerald Morgan
It doesn't work.
Steven Crowder
I thought. No, it doesn't work at all.
Jared McBride
Batteries, but they always.
Gerald Morgan
Probably for some kind of electric Russian nesting doll or javelins or something.
Steven Crowder
I don't know. Blame the chinee, because battery's not included. And by the way, also, we don't have it in that montage, but Bernie Sanders, he honeymooned in the USSR just to make it clear what he's complaining about, when he complains about Putin is that today's Russia isn't communist enough. Does that give you some context? Maybe it's a good thing. By the way, that we actually saw some of W's advice there because he's actually now been more active as an ex president offering advice on everything, including foreign diplomats.
Gerald Morgan
Here's some advice. As for foreign diplomats, you meet people from all different walks of life. And it's important to remember when you meet these esteemed dignitaries that you show respect. But when you meet some of our Muslim neighbors to the east do not shake their hand. They don't use toilet paper. When you're shaking the hand of the Sultan of Siam, you're squeezing a Charmin. I prefer to go with a fist.
Steven Crowder
Bump, if nothing else. He was pragmatic.
Jared McBride
It's absolutely true.
Steven Crowder
He's got solutions. Yes, he does. Yes, he does. And by the way, to the cultures that still wipe with your hand. It's 20, 25. It's gross.
Gerald Morgan
Recently, I saw a new method of wiping in the Philippines. We're not gonna show it on air.
Steven Crowder
Obviously, but is it with another Filipino?
Gerald Morgan
You know what? I'll post it on X after this. Follow me on X. Not Firestein. Follow me on X. I'll post it.
Jared McBride
I don't think you should. It's a violation of some policies.
Gerald Morgan
He found it on X. That's where I saw it.
Steven Crowder
I'm sure it's. I'm sure it's America's fault. Somehow these people have not considered toilet paper or a hose. Well, this video is technically a hose.
Gerald Morgan
Yeah, technically.
Jared McBride
I know the one you're talking about.
Gerald Morgan
He's a Filipino hoser.
Jared McBride
I get it. Yeah.
Steven Crowder
I feel like I'm left out. Yeah, I'm the only one. Okay. Play it in my club. All right.
Jared McBride
Angry. I know it.
Steven Crowder
So let's move on from Putin to China.
Jared McBride
That gets better.
Steven Crowder
If you can believe it. If you can believe it, the left is actually trying to claim that President Trump is actually friends with. He's cozying up to. Because he's a dictator. Xi Jinping.
Jared McBride
Truly effusive praise for authoritarian leaders from former President Donald Trump during an interview.
Steven Crowder
Last night on Fox News.
Jared McBride
Here's what he said.
Fiona
They're all top of the line. Our guy's not top of the line. Never was. These are top of the line people at the top of their game. President Xi is a brilliant man. If you went all over Hollywood to look for somebody to play the role of President Xi, you couldn't find there's nobody like that. The look, the brain, the whole thing. We had a great relationship.
Jared McBride
It takes your breath away. I mean, Joe really does. Talking about she like a matinee idol. The Hollywood look.
Steven Crowder
The look, the brains. All the of it. Okay, here's the truth. You already know this, but President Trump is the first president in our lifetime to take the threat of China seriously. He's actually the only person, I would say, on our national stage who has highlighted it before President Trump. Everyone just assumed it was inevitable that China was going to be the next great Superpower that the US Currency was no longer going to be used as standard. Look, let me provide some context here. He is commenting there on the intellect, right? That's the qualifier of Xi Jinping. Same thing with Putin when he says he's effective as a leader, he's been effective in implementing his agenda. That's discussing their ability when it comes to the policies and assessing the character. Very different. And he's remarkably consistent. You need to assume that your opponent is good. It was like George St. Pierre. Every person he ever faced, George St. Pierre, guy didn't lose a round, I think for half a decade, every single opponent. He's the most dangerous opponent I have ever faced. He's very dangerous. I'm taking him very serious. And it got to the point where he cleared out the division twice. Where you could see him making it up for some of the fighters. He'd go from like, oh, Josh Koscheck is dangerous. He has many title. He has the best takedown percentage. You're like, okay, that makes sense. Then he's fighting a guy like Dan Hardy. He's the most dangerous man I ever faced. Because this guy is have nothing to lose. And he's kind of right. He would condition himself to prepare for the best. Let's go to how President Donald Trump has actually addressed China. Here's Donald Trump in 2011. Back then, it was a tweet. He tweeted out, china is neither an.
Dave Landau
Ally or a friend. They want to beat us and our own country.
Steven Crowder
2015, President Trump excoriated China in an interview with George Stephanopoulos, and he wasn't too thrilled about it.
Fiona
When you see China, these are fierce people in terms of negotiation. They want to take your throat out, they want to cut you apart. These are tough people. I dealt with them all my life. In your book, you call China an enemy.
Steven Crowder
Why is it okay to do business with an enemy?
Fiona
Because it's an economic enemy. Because they've taken advantage of us like nobody in history. They have. It's the greatest theft in the history of the world, what they've done to the United States.
Steven Crowder
So pretty clear. Can't refer to them as an. Why do you have to refer to them as an enemy? Why do you have to say that Xi Jinping is smart?
Gerald Morgan
I don't want to underestimate my enemy.
Steven Crowder
Sorry, I can't say enemy. Our colleague is middling intelligence. Just like what do you. This is how you know it's just about scoring political points. Does anyone comment below? Does anyone doubt for a second that there has not been in our lifetime. Really? I would argue in the second half of the 20th century, a president as tough on China. Anyone want to argue that? See, he's saying, I think he's smart. And then he's making a judgment on the actions. It's theft, intellect. Anyone out there think Hitler was dumb? Hitler bad? Just to be clear, not a fan of Hitler. Hitler is bad. You were a little late. Tool man left me out to drive there. But you think he's dumb. I don't. Does that make me a Nazi? Take a break from calling me a Zionist shill. If you want to accuse me of being a Nazi, just rotate back and forth. In 2018, he launched a trade war against China. Right? The same thing that people are complaining about now. 2020, he called out China for its crackdown and violation of human rights in Hong Kong.
Fiona
Today I signed legislation and an executive order to hold China accountable for its oppressive actions against the people of Hong Kong. The Hong Kong Autonomy act, which I signed this afternoon. Afternoon, passed unanimously through Congress. This law gives my administration powerful new tools to hold responsible the individuals and the entities involved in extinguishing Hong Kong's freedom. We've all watched what happened. Not a good situation.
Steven Crowder
Not to mention, remember, in 2020, it's not just that Donald Trump was calling out China, it's that he was being attacked by the left for calling out China. You guys know that the Kung flu fighting video we did during COVID it was banned because it was considered anti. It was Asian hate or something like that. People said that it was racist for Donald Trump to call out China because he was the only one doing it, saying, hey, this country is responsible for spreading Covid. You keep calling this the Chinese virus. There are reports of dozens of incidents of bias against Chinese Americans in this country. Your own aide, Secretary Azar, says he does not use this term. He says ethnicity does not cause the virus. Why do you keep using this? Because it comes from China.
Fiona
It's not racist at all. No, not at all. It comes from China.
Jared McBride
China.
Steven Crowder
And now we're supposed to believe he's buddies with Xi Jinping? Same guy who sanctioned Russia. Same guy who. Who was the only president, by the way, to sanction oligarchs companies in Russia. He's buddies with Putin. He's buddies with Xi Jinping. Also, he's racist against Chinese people. Again in 2024. March.
Gerald Morgan
Could be an argument that Xi Jinping hates Chinese people, too.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, it could be argued. It definitely could be argued. Was it 2024 that he levied I don't think that makes sense. Is it? I'm trying to remember the date. You guys can check the link there at Reuters. He levied 10% tariffs on Chinese imports on top of an already existing 10%. Okay. Now today, he's looking at $10 billion in weapon sales to Taiwan. Don't know if you know. That's not something the Chinese are a huge fan of. Also makes it tough for him to be racist because the Taiwan are also Asian. The Taiwanese, believe me, I know I said the Taiwan, but I did it deliberately. Tens of billions of sales in his first term, too. So he's been doing this pretty consistently. It doesn't exist in a vacuum. Remember George H.W. bush pretty much ignored Tiananmen Square. That was a big thing. Bill Clinton pushed for China to join the wto, and then George W. Bush basically allowed China into the wto. Okay, now here's another one, because this is the new claim, and you can expect more of this again. They just shift it. They shift it every time. Anytime there's a fascist or dictator, they want you to believe that Donald Trump is friends with them. And here's the problem. Go look at Reddit politics. The left believes it. The left believes it. You can go back in a time machine and see the biggest leftist websites that exist. Go to the comments section and see them accusing Donald Trump of being racist against the Chinese. And now see these people believing with their whole heart that he's buddies with Xi Jinping solely because he's a dictator. And the left, if he was, Taiwan.
Gerald Morgan
Would already be China.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
There wouldn't be an extension of the CHIPS act or a modification of the CHIPS Act. Bringing chips over here from Taiwan. None of that would exist.
Steven Crowder
No, no, exactly. Right. Yeah. There's no consistence. And now they want you to believe. Here's the next claim. This is going to be the new one. Watch. That President Trump is actually buddies with Iran.
Jared McBride
What?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, because he. Here's why. Because he cut. He gutted usaid.
Jared McBride
How?
Steven Crowder
Bring it up. That's Yahoo and ap. Bring it up. Right there. Trump cuts to foreign aid could benefit position in Iran. Iran praises us for cutting US foreign. Okay, fine, fine. Maybe someone in Iran likes that we cut Serbian lesbian classes.
Gerald Morgan
I don't think if you. If Iran saw that headline, I don't think they would agree that they are praising the US Right.
Jared McBride
How much did they hate the Iranian Sesame street that we gave them?
Steven Crowder
Well, I think it was Iraq.
Gerald Morgan
Oh, it was Iraq. Which makes more sense.
Steven Crowder
Maybe they're just mad that they didn't get one.
Jared McBride
That's true.
Steven Crowder
What?
Jared McBride
Yeah. Admonishment.
Steven Crowder
You don't. You don't think we want Elmo on ice? Here's the truth. Here's the truth. President Trump has always and will always be much harder on Iran and the Islamic regime there than any Democrat and largely most Republicans, though. Most Republicans, that's one thing. The party has been pretty consistent on. 2017, people may not remember this when the left was accusing Donald Trump of being Islamophobic because he had the Muslim travel ban. Iran was one of those countries country with terrorists. 2018, he withdrew from the Iran nuclear deal. Remember that deal that was signed with Obama that we all thought was a disaster?
Jared McBride
Oh, it's a cash.
Steven Crowder
Barack Obama. Yeah. $1.7 billion, approximately in cash was given to Iran by Barack Obama. From 2018 to 2021, Donald Trump imposed a total of 1500 sanctions against Iran, give or take. According to Iran's foreign minister, that cost their economy about $1 trillion. I'm not seeing the buddy cop film 2020. You order strike.
Gerald Morgan
The money was weighing them down.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald Morgan
Thank you for letting us get rid of that trillion dollars.
Steven Crowder
Remember Solemni? Yeah. Donald Trump was one who ordered the strike that. That killed Soleimani.
Fiona
Last night, at my direction, the United States military successfully executed a flawless precision strike that killed the number one terrorist anywhere in the world, Qasem Soleimani. Soleimani was plotting imminent and sinister attacks on American diplomats and military personnel. But we caught him in the act and terminated him.
Gerald Morgan
That was polite.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Let's move on to Venezuela. I know, I know you're going to say what. No, I'm telling you, the left is now, now claiming. And yes, this includes turncoats, by the way, because former Trump White House adviser Olivia Troy has claimed. And then it gets syndicated in the media that President Trump admired Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro. Now, here's the thing. I know we're scraping the bottom of the barrel and the arguments are getting paper thin. I get it. We're just dealing with he said, she said, a former Trump adviser in the White House, a woman saying that he admired. But again, you have to remember that front page news and all of cable news. Remember they were covering Bitch Cassidy when she was saying, and Donald Trump jerked the wheel. That's all they need to run on. And you're seeing the headlines. He admired Nicolas Maduro. Here's the truth. Okay. References available. President Trump has been Maduro's biggest enemy on the international stage. It's not even close. In 2017, the Trump administration cut off Venezuela's government and their state oil racket. If you want to say it, the state government run oil racket basically eliminated any cooperation between them and the US markets. He squeezed them between 2017 and 2019. The sanctions cost their state oil racket $30 billion alone. 2019, President Trump froze Venezuelan assets in the United states. And in 2024, while he was campaigning, Trump specifically said this of Maduro.
Dave Landau
I know it very well. And Venezuela is right now being run by a dictator.
Steven Crowder
He even, by the way, revoked the ability of Chevron to import Venezuelan oil. Did that this year doesn't exist in a vacuum. In other words. Okay, do we have something to compare it to? They're accusing Donald Trump of being supportive of a dictatorial regime in Venezuela. Okay, let's go back to Biden. He removed the sanctions on Venezuelan exports ahead of their elections. And if you want to know how the left felt about Maduro, well, have you forgotten how the left felt about Chavez? Whether it was Oliver Stone or Sean Penn, this should never go away because it shows how, yeah, let's just say how morally, how devoid of any morals or intellect the leftist celebrity is. Here's Sean Penn fawning over Chavez during the Obama years. So I just want to say that from my.
Gerald Morgan
That's my karate instructor.
Steven Crowder
Of my friend President Chavez. It is only possible to be so inspiring as he is homo as a two way street.
Jared McBride
By the way, do you think he's. Do you think Zelensky still has his Oscar or did he pawn it?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, it's a good question.
Jared McBride
Leave it in Ukraine for him because he's like, here, this should provide courage.
Steven Crowder
And by the way, I didn't know.
Gerald Morgan
The actor from I Am Sam actually was retarded.
Steven Crowder
Yes, exactly.
Gerald Morgan
That's representation. I'm for it.
Steven Crowder
And he freaks out about ihop. And it's not just him. Anita Dunn said she was inspired by Mao. Bernie Sanders said that the breadlines were a good thing. He praised Venezuela. This doesn't exist in a vacuum. Donald Trump really tough on all of these dictators, all of these regimes. It's been remarkable. If you look at the policy, don't just read a quote where he said, oh, this person's pretty smart. Well, yeah. Evil autocratic regimes typically have someone at the helm who's relatively smart. They have to be clever enough to manipulate an entire population of people. And by the way, these same dictators, they always manipulate people through what, greed? They promise them free stuff. That's what Maduro has in common with Xi Jinping and Bernie Sanders or Hillary Clinton or Tim Walls, they always manipulate people by saying, actually, I'm going to give you free stuff. You're gonna have to give up some of your rights. Contrast with Donald Trump saying, hey, there might be some growing pains here because we need to become. We need to become more independent of some of our international ties. Oh, and by the way, more rights. Guns. Yep. Speech. Keep it. It's the exact opposite. When the left accuses you, and yes, when they accuse Donald Trump, they are accusing you, conservative, populist, libertarian. They're accusing all of you at large of exactly what it is that they do when they accuse you. When they accuse Donald Trump of something, just remember this, they're telling on themselves. So when they say Donald Trump is a fascist dictator, you know exactly what they're doing.
Gerald Morgan
They call him Hitler, a dictator, a Putin lover, and an oppressor.
Fiona
Now, Putin called me a genius, by the way.
Gerald Morgan
Hey, I think I've heard this one. But he's a joker, not mediocre. He's a power broker.
Fiona
I know the best deal makers.
Gerald Morgan
He owns the live second to none.
Fiona
America is back.
Steven Crowder
This has been claim truth. And by the way, none of this happens. We are not receiving Qatar money. We're not. We are not receiving money from a foreign caliphate. If you are not a member of Rumble Premium, click that button. Join up. $99 annually. Mud Club is Rumble Premium. Rumble Premium is Mud Club. You get everything ad free and you get more than 100% more of this show. All of the additional content, we're able to say what it is that we believe call balls and strikes. And that's because of you and Rumble Premium. Not a dime from YouTube. So we do appreciate it. And I guess we also have. We're going to continue today. And of course, we have a show tomorrow. You guys brought something.
Jared McBride
This choose your fighter video that's going around.
Steven Crowder
Oh, is this the.
Jared McBride
I didn't think it was real, but I guess it might be.
Steven Crowder
No, it actually is real. Yeah. Yeah. You have the clip?
Fiona
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Okay, let's run this. Oh, my gosh.
Gerald Morgan
Angel wings.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Well, you know what? I like that she's keeping her hands down. It'll make it easier. It.
Louder with Crowder - Episode Summary: "Trump Loves Dictators: Debunking the Left’s Latest Attack Strategy"
Release Date: March 6, 2025
Host: Steven Crowder
Guests: Jared McBride, Gerald Morgan, Dave Landau
The episode kicks off with Steven Crowder engaging in lighthearted banter with his co-hosts, Jared McBride and Gerald Morgan. Crowder humorously criticizes mainstream comedians, stating, “They don’t know they’re not funny. How often do you see them? Every night.” (00:12). This sets the tone for a candid and irreverent discussion throughout the episode.
Crowder addresses the prevailing leftist narrative that former President Donald Trump "loves dictators," primarily targeting Russian President Vladimir Putin, Chinese leader Xi Jinping, and Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro. He argues that Trump’s transparency surpasses that of previous presidents, emphasizing his direct communication via platforms like X (formerly Twitter) and Truth Social. Crowder asserts, “Donald Trump is actually the most consistent president on authoritarians, on dictators, on foreign adversaries that we have seen in our lifetime.” (03:32).
Crowder systematically dismantles accusations against Trump by highlighting his administration's stringent policies:
Russia: Crowder notes that Trump imposed significant sanctions on Russian oligarchs and companies, stating, “In 2018 he slapped some major sanctions on seven Russian oligarchs, 12 Russian companies, 17 government officials.” (40:41). He contrasts Trump’s actions with those of previous administrations, emphasizing Trump's unprecedented tough stance.
China: Addressing claims that Trump is overly friendly with Chinese leadership, Crowder clarifies, “President Trump is the first president in our lifetime to take the threat of China seriously.” He references Trump’s trade war against China, asserting its necessity to protect American economic interests.
Iran: Crowder refutes allegations of Trump being lenient towards Iran by highlighting his administration’s severe sanctions and the targeted strike that killed Iranian General Qasem Soleimani. He emphasizes, “Donald Trump has always and will always be much harder on Iran and the Islamic regime there than any Democrat.” (56:28).
Venezuela: Countering claims that Trump admired Maduro, Crowder details Trump’s aggressive sanctions against Venezuela’s oil sector, resulting in significant economic strain. He states, “From 2017 to 2019, Donald Trump imposed a total of 1500 sanctions against Iran, give or take.” (56:37).
Crowder argues that Trump’s direct communication style enhances transparency in international relations. He mentions, “This is the most transparent president of our lifetime because he has to be.” (Various timestamps). By speaking directly to the public, Trump bypasses traditional media filters, allowing real-time insights into his administration’s policies and responses.
A significant portion of the episode delves into the trade tensions between the United States and Canada. Crowder asserts that Canada’s longstanding tariffs act as a form of economic protectionism, which inadvertently harms Canadian consumers more than American ones. He explains, “Canada does this as a form of economic protectionism by their own words, while criticizing the USA for doing the same.” (19:56).
Crowder highlights the adverse effects of these tariffs on everyday Canadian goods, using dairy as a primary example. He elaborates, “Milk by the gallon in the U.S. is about $3.50 to $4. Right now Canada, it's over $8 a gallon.” (28:06). This discrepancy, he argues, is due to prohibitive tariffs that make American products economically unviable in Canada, ultimately burdening Canadian consumers with higher prices.
Crowder emphasizes that ending these tariffs would not only benefit American businesses but also lower prices for Canadian consumers. He provocatively suggests that without these tariffs, Canada would essentially become the 51st state: “If you have truly free trade, Canada is the 51st state.” (30:18).
In a segment featuring a caller named Emily, Crowder and his co-hosts ridicule the frustrations expressed by a Democrat constituent. Emily pleads, “I need Democrats to do something,” lamenting her struggles. Instead of offering genuine solutions, Crowder mocks her by suggesting, “Have you considered not eating it and maybe brushing your teeth after whitening?” (06:09). This exchange underscores the show’s dismissive attitude towards Democratic grievances.
Crowder accuses the left and mainstream media of misrepresenting Trump’s foreign policy, particularly his stance against dictators. He states, “The left wants you to believe that he cozies up to dictators because he's a fascist at heart,” (36:04). He further criticizes the media for perpetuating false narratives and undermining Trump’s policies by labeling him as friendly towards authoritarian leaders without substantial evidence.
Crowder expresses disdain for contemporary late-night shows, claiming they lack originality and humor. He highlights issues of plagiarism and laziness, noting, “Have the exact same setup clip with the exact same time codes and almost verbatim the same punchline.” (11:00). This critique serves as a broader commentary on the state of entertainment media.
The show briefly touches on cultural differences, with Crowder making derogatory remarks about non-Western customs, such as wiping with hands instead of toilet paper. He jokes, “They don’t use toilet paper. When you're shaking the hand of the Sultan of Siam, you're squeezing a Charmin. I prefer to go with a fist.” (47:25). This segment reinforces the hosts’ provocative and often offensive humor style.
Towards the end of the episode, Crowder promotes Rumble Premium, urging listeners to subscribe for an ad-free experience and additional content. He remarks, “We wouldn't be able to talk about any of this if not for Rumble.” (34:34). The episode concludes with more banter among the hosts, maintaining the show’s characteristic blend of political commentary and comedic interludes.
Notable Quotes:
In this episode, Steven Crowder and his co-hosts vigorously challenge the leftist narrative that former President Trump is sympathetic to dictators. Through a combination of policy analysis, personal anecdotes, and irreverent humor, they aim to portray Trump as a strong, transparent leader who actively combats authoritarian regimes. The episode also critiques Democratic constituents and mainstream media, asserting that misinformation undermines Trump’s legacy. Overall, the episode serves as a comprehensive rebuttal to the accusations leveled against Trump by his political opponents.