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I never said that. Add gain scent boosters to your laundry. Add joy to your day. Language, boys. Welcome to the lineup live on rumble, 9am eastern to 7pm you don't need to change that dial. After me is Tim Poole, and it's free. Rumble owns live YouTube's dead. Rumble did it. And tomorrow's our Halloween spooktacular. So costume contest rules. You can follow me on social. Today we're gonna be talking about, look, President Trump met with Xi Jinping and the left is covering it as though it was a major loss. And the right is going, oh, that got owned. Neither one is right. How could they all be right? Have you got. Do you think that the online purveyors of media on both the left and the right in some ways are worse than legacy media in that there are people who just make facts up? We're going to be covering that. It's a little good, little bad. It's kind of neutral. And then Vogue just did this. They wrote an article as to why being a single woman now is a flex and to do away with heterosexuality to pledge. I'll get into it. It's bad. Okay. And there's this lady in Chicago, Kat Boguzala, who's running for office, and we have videos of her being slammed by ice. And this is the future of the Democratic Party. It's gonna be a fun show. So, Tim, bring us to the show.
Josh Firestein
I'm just saying I'd rather swim in the ocean than swim in a pool.
Steven Crowder
Okay, so swim in the ocean with sharks where you can get eaten instead of just, you know, have some chlorine in your hair. That doesn't make any sense, Josh.
Josh Firestein
You're not gonna get eaten by a shark. Gerald you know how unlikely that is?
Steven Crowder
How?
Josh Firestein
Dude, you're 10 times more likely to be bitten by a New Yorker than by a shark.
Steven Crowder
By a.
Where do you even get this stuff from, Josh? It's not real.
Josh Firestein
It is real. It is real. In fact, you're more likely 10 times 10 times more likely to get bitten by a New Yorker than by a rat in New York.
Steven Crowder
Okay, I'm seeing a pattern here that is absolutely 100% not true. This is just like when you throw out facts that you have no basis for all the time.
Really?
I get proven right every single time. Oh, really?
Yes.
Josh Firestein
Hey, Lane, could you help me prove Gerald wrong for a minute?
Steven Crowder
Waste is already on it. Gerald's wrong again. Told you. What?
Admonish.
Oh, come on.
Where's that even coming from?
Josh Firestein
I don't want no part of this.
Steven Crowder
Click Rumble Premium and join now for 99 annually or $9.99 a month to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content creators and free speec. Glad to be with you. Sorry it was a little bit hectic before we came on. We were just talking about the pissing Tim off. The unbridled cruelty from Pops Crowder that is true. His assessment of the debate with Dave Smith. Here's the thing. It's kind of like people talked about Charlie Kirk, you guys, meaning you, not you watching. But leftists killed the most moderate among us. If I go like, you're left with my dad.
And be careful what you wish.
I am much softer. I'll put it that way. All right.
Josh Firestein
Yeah, he's always hard.
Steven Crowder
Tomorrow is the Halloween spooktacular, so I just segued into that.
Yeah.
Now you get no plugs for your shows. Don't go see him. Do not go see Josh Firestein at Bricktown Comedy club in Tulsa November 7th and November 8th in Oklahoma City. Don't go see him. See what I did there?
Josh Firestein
Yeah, I appreciate that. By the way those dates moved. I had some shows later in November that were in Tulsa. So if you had tickets to that show, they're going to try to move you to the November 7 thing.
Steven Crowder
Okay?
Josh Firestein
It's a whole thing.
Steven Crowder
They needed to.
Josh Firestein
They needed to move some things around.
Steven Crowder
All right?
Josh Firestein
A guy canceled. Leftist canceled.
Steven Crowder
All right. Was that the explanation? Do we go Captain Morgan, CEO? That's it? That's all you get? It's a live show, weekdays, 11am Eastern. Having a boyfriend makes you a Republican. What does not having a boyfriend make you? Answer that. Answer it.
Single.
All right, so because this resonated with people and ebt. SNAP is still something that people are discussing. Like it's a violate. By the way, I think we should do away with all of it. No more SNAP EBT people say, what about the people who can't afford food? Charities can do it. You can get rid of some red tape or there needs to be a new program because SNAP EBT is a failure. There's no reforming it. Do away with it. People are fatter buying more groceries on SNAP and EBT than working class Americans. They are able bodied and they are staying on it sometimes for a decade. That can no longer be the system. The cost, by the way, almost doubled in 2020.
Geez.
Yeah, we didn't bring that. We don't have that in the references, the links. But I was reading up on this quite a bit this morning, so long way around to say this resonated with you. So I want to be very clear on the outset. We're about to show you this video from Cardi B. The best amongst us. And it's very important, it's very important that you try not to be racist.
Donald Trump
Should I do it?
Steven Crowder
I'm gonna do it. Some of them armed with guns. I'm gonna be smelling like it ain't.
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Josh Firestein
I had no idea that was coming.
Steven Crowder
Stupidity.
Just watched like eight memes. This is weird today. I like it.
It's great.
It's like a fever dream. Yeah. All right, so it's very important, guys, you're above this, right? Try not to be racist. Because Cardi B decided to insert herself into the ongoing SNAP debate.
Cardi B
I hope, and I hope white people is watching me. Well, not. I'm not going to put everything. But there's a lot of white Americans, a certain type of white Americans that like, they are so, you know, they country, they eat raccoons and all type of. They live in the Avalon Mountains, like that. And these are the type of people because y', all, we, we live in certain ghettos, we live in certain poverties, but then there's certain parties. White folks living. He don't know like, y' all poor.
Steven Crowder
You're poor.
Cardi B
He don't like you. He don't like you. Don't know if you black, white, Asian.
Steven Crowder
Spanish, poor, Asians.
Cardi B
Where okay, here for you. And now ain't no food stamps. Gonna have to hunt raccoons and for Thanksgiving and eat beans and.
Steven Crowder
What'S wrong with beans? Yeah, I don't even understand. Like that doesn't fit. I Mean, it's not a Thanksgiving food, but I was one of the beans. I didn't understand too what she was. Yeah, I think she said.
Josh Firestein
I don't think she knows what she's saying. She said there's some white folks that.
Steven Crowder
Live in an Appalachian.
Josh Firestein
Yeah, I think she was trying to say Appalachian.
Steven Crowder
I thought, I thought she was in like an Apple Launch, like an Apple store, because it's a very white thing, like Apple launch in the same phone as the old phone. Got a new camera. I don't think so.
Josh Firestein
At first I was like, she talked. She's talking about raccoons as well. She's saying Apple lunch.
Steven Crowder
Did you know what's wrong with apples for lunch?
Apple launch, I mean.
Yeah, she said appleachian.
Josh Firestein
She said live in the Appalachian.
Steven Crowder
Did you know she was trying to say Appalachian mounts. Toolman, did you get that?
Josh Firestein
I don't speak hood trick, okay?
Steven Crowder
Oh, well.
Liar. Well, look, let me give you some. It's true, by the way, she is kind of right. Donald Trump doesn't care about you. Black, white, Asian. But that, that means Donald Trump doesn't care about you. According to her, if you are a net drain. Donald Trump cares about you. If you're working class American, whether you're low income, middle income, higher income. And that's what you see with voting. This is very important. The Democrats don't care about the working class. There's nothing working class about that party. They only care about those who are receiving these entitlements, these social safety nets, welfare recipients. Why? Because if you pay nothing in federal income tax, you're much more likely to vote left. Or if you're a billionaire and you want to be deemed too big to fail, that whole in between, meaning lower income, middle income, middle upper income, it goes Republican here. Bring up the number. You can bring up these numbers and that right there. Here's the thing you need to take into account that doesn't separate for those who are net beneficiaries of welfare and entitlements. So if you combine that with people who vote Democrat are two times as likely to receive food stamps. No one has conducted this study. I have looked for it. I would love to see the breakdown not just of income, but people who receive more in social safety nets, welfare benefits, you know, entitlements. Those people, what their voting numbers are, I guarantee you that that chart would be even more severe. Lower income all the way to business owners, if they're paying something in taxes, if they're purchasing their own groceries. I'd bet My life. They overwhelmingly or significantly vote Republican. So she's not entirely wrong, I guess, because Donald Trump expects you to probably start pulling your own weight. I think that's a good thing as a society. You can comment if you disagree. Here's something else. These are not poor people who just can't get a break. That's not what it is. Let's look at. I know Adam Carolla cited a number. I couldn't find it. But I can tell you this. SNAP recipients are definitively more obese. So non SNAP recipients, women. 40% of non SNAP women are obese. 52% of women who are receiving SNAP benefits are obese.
How's that even possible?
50. So they are fatter. They are purchasing more per trip to the grocery store while you work. While you work and purchase your own groceries. These people fatten themselves suckling at your teeth. The American worker, the American taxpayer, I think we need. It's not even billionaire class wealthy versus, you know, the have nots. That's not what it is. It's not black. It's not white. I mean, demographics do matter, obviously. I think the really important divide in this country is, especially if you look at 43% pay nothing in federal income tax. The divide is people who take and people who want to keep what they earn. That's the divide in this country. We live in two very different worlds. That being said, she's not all wrong. And I feel very comfortable taking advice from the best among us. Cardi B.
Cardi B
So I'm washing my. And I'm washing it very fast. And I just got my nails done and they were so pointy. Do you know that I stabbed my ass?
Steven Crowder
I wasn't.
Josh Firestein
I do now.
Cardi B
I wasn't. But Kamala was Harris joining the race. She changed my mind.
Josh Firestein
How much y'.
Steven Crowder
All.
Cardi B
It's your girl party, B. And I'm doing this video so y' all could keep y' all on W. You know what I'm saying? A lot of you got the dab dry ass because your ph balance is off. And you want to know why? It's not cause you're born with it. It's because y' all keep these dirty ass. And y' all are shy to tell these that they wearing durags. You gotta tell babe. Yo, your dick's more like mustard bandanas.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Cardi B
Brush your teeth before you suck. Y' all eating barbecue ribs the whole day. Bacon, egg and cheese. Then you suck it and right after he directs, you put it inside your. Now you got bacon, egg and cheese grease Inside your don't assume that's a given. Tell me the truth, the hardcore truth. And also, I always want free Medicare. This is why it's important to have free Medicare.
Kat Boguzala
Because look.
Cardi B
Look what's happening.
Josh Firestein
Joe Biden hating every minute of this.
Steven Crowder
I want to put y' all back in.
Kat Boguzala
James Cardi B has admitted that she.
Steven Crowder
Used to drug and rob men when.
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Steven Crowder
Real.
Cardi B
Here, I'm gonna wash it. Then around Wednesday, I'm gonna braid it. I haven't washed my in like two months.
Steven Crowder
But you say he smells like mustard.
Josh Firestein
And you're mad at the people living in the Apple Lodge.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. How can you.
Josh Firestein
You know there's some guy in Tennessee right now going, dang, at least I wash my shit.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly.
Josh Firestein
I might eat a raccoon from time to time, but damn. At least I don't smell like old head.
Steven Crowder
I might not be a rogue scholar, but I know how to not cut my sphincter when I wash.
Josh Firestein
You gotta massage the sphincter.
Steven Crowder
You got ages.
Josh Firestein
You gotta love on it. You gotta love yourself before you can love others, brother.
Steven Crowder
That's George Bush. I don't know.
Right.
I washed my ass for America. A butthole washed.
Butthole washed.
It's a nation saved.
Josh Firestein
Now watch this butt sphincter on a hill.
Steven Crowder
Now watch me wipe four holes and seven sphincters ago. That's inappropriate. Don't get me started on the Emancipation Proclamation constipation.
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Steven Crowder
I just. I just. Here's the thing. We don't live in the same country, like I. Hygiene. Sure, but just don't assume it's a given, like, because I'm gonna tell you, like, because you know that he smells like mustard. Is his penis a biochemical weapon? You're talking about, like, wait, no, that's not. That's not normal. Like, should we bring back some sense of decorum? Some sense of shame? I'll say. It's. It's. My opinion is it's unladylike she has a good point.
Josh Firestein
If you kind of go down on a guy, he should be kosher.
Steven Crowder
Yes, exactly. Let me ask you this. Is there any issue on which you would trust Cardi B. And really comment below? This is what I think is torpedoing the Democrat party. A lot of what the Democrats. It's the same reason, for example, that they don't show up for debates. Think about Kamala Harris. She was just wrecked by a pretty softball interview with, I think was Bret Baier. They can't show up because their ideas don't stand up to scrutiny. They don't have facts to substantiate their positions. So it's the same reason that we're looking. Right. There's so. I don't even just go. I just can't even make it. I'm so fluxed.
That's not the thing.
I don't know.
But I guess she rates inviting to speak on behalf of a presidential candidate.
Josh Firestein
I love being. Being invited to speak on behalf of a presidential candidate and then looking at your phone and still getting that candidate's name wrong.
Steven Crowder
I know.
Josh Firestein
That's my favorite part of all of it.
Steven Crowder
The same reason they won't show up to debate is the same reason. Right. I literally can't even get my point. I just. So let's just go.
Josh Firestein
Can I sting around?
Steven Crowder
Sure. Yeah, please.
Donald Trump
Should I do it?
Steven Crowder
I'm gonna do it. Some of them armed with guns.
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Steven Crowder
Contact with an unresponsive man. All right, you know what? Now I feel comfortable saying what I wanted to say because the Stinger said, try not to be racist. So I have cover. I was trying to think of how to word it, and there was no good way to word it without someone saying it's racist. So here's the thing. I think a lot more people right now are comfortable saying, I guess I'm a little racist. Now, we don't mean in how we used to view racism as viewing anyone to be inferior because of the race. What we mean is the left has said, well, if you actually believe any type of generalizations about a group of people, that's racist. And I think a lot of people now are saying, like, well, by that standard, I guess I am a little bit. I guess I am. And it's for the same reason that the left won't show up to debate. They cannot. Their ideas don't stand up to scrutiny. And so with a lot of this sort of multiculturalism and, hey, you are racist. It relied on their guilt. Their white guilt relied on conditioning, meaning it relied on them just parroting over and over. Right. Not the facts, but parroting, no, no, ignore crime statistics. That's racist. No, no, no. Ignore statistics on people coming in, learning the language. And so you're going, yeah, I don't want to hate anybody. I don't want to make these generalizations. But now when you look at the skyrocketing number of SNAP EBT and you look at people, for example, purchasing homes they couldn't afford, and now being in neighborhoods with largely white upper middle class Americans, you can only continue that conditioning based on a lie until everyone's anecdotal conditioning overrides it. Like, yeah, but now I've experienced it. You told me everyone's the same, but I'm actually not seeing it at all. And it's the same when you put Cardi B up there. People go, well, you tell me we're all the same, but that is worlds away from the type of world I live in. Here in the United States, as a white middle income American, that is very foreign to me and disgusting. And I think that's why you're seeing more Americans going, ah, I guess I'm okay with a little bit of a generalization. I think a lot of black women act like the person who spoke at your rally, Cardi B. Is that fair?
I think it is. And by the way, it says try not to be racist. It's about the effort.
Yeah. None of us are perfect.
We're not telling people what to do, we're telling them to try.
Exactly. I know you're not made out of stone. You're going to be a little more racist. After watching Cardi B, you clearly are going to be more. If you were an alien and you landed in the United States, you would.
Josh Firestein
Still be able to pronounce Appalachian.
Steven Crowder
Yes, you would.
Josh Firestein
You might say Appalachian.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Josh Firestein
But Apple launch would not be what you said.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. You would look around and you would see people like Cardi B and like, oh my God, we made a mistake. So.
Josh Firestein
How much of her is actual human beings? How much is plastic?
Steven Crowder
Goodbye. This moves us on to the Vogue article. And I will tell you, this is pretty important because feminists are doubling down. They have played a huge role, and I would say the largest role in destroying American society, Western civilization. You know what? Gay men are less harmful to our social fabric than heterosexual feminist women. Change my mind. You know why? Because gay men, they make up 2% of the population. It's been remarkably stable. And every time I talk with gay men, if I say, you know, What? Here's the thing, you guys. Obviously no one wants to see any hate crimes, but we want to push. We want to strive for a heteronormative society that encourages a nuclear family, particularly because of birth rate issues. They all go, got it. No problem. They were fine with it being taboo. It's white feminists, usually white privileged feminists, who say, that sounds to me like you're against gay marriage. If you say that to a gay man, like, I get it. So as long as we get the tax pennies, we're fine. They're not looking to come over. It's 2%. It doesn't change. It's the feminist agenda that then spearheaded the LGBTQ ever expanding agenda, and that is predicated on destroying patriarchy. Gay men don't want to destroy patriarchy. They benefit from it. Times two, times two. So that brings us to Vogue. References available, please go read this article. This is where they continue the lie Vogue. They continue the lie. And if you were to follow their advice, young women, you will die alone. But now they say that's a good thing. So they claim quite a few things. But let me just preface this. Women claim to be happier than men, but they have much higher rates of mental health issues, depression, anxiety. Now they're trying to convince young girls that having a boyfriend is uncool. And they use some lingo that I never heard used in this context before. It's a strong PG13.
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Steven Crowder
Yeah.
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And I was like, I really do feel that way. Like, when I meet a girl and she doesn't have a boyfriend, I am like, oh, like, yeah, yeah. That's like, you're cool. Like, I like that. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, you're on your own. Like, slay girl. And then like, yeah, independent. You don't need it.
Steven Crowder
Okay. What? And by the way, I know they're laying down some bait, so it'll make it seem like men or older people are out of touch. I'll bite. Have you guys heard of being used as, like, cool? Never. Is that the new thing?
Josh Firestein
Are we allowed to call them that now?
Steven Crowder
I'm all for it.
Josh Firestein
Or is it, like, one of Those their words kind of thing.
Steven Crowder
I think that's what they're doing. They're, like, trying to reappropriate it. We're going to use it to empower us. Oh. Oh, well, okay. Enjoy it, you stupid cunts.
Josh Firestein
So I guess it'll play.
Steven Crowder
No.
Josh Firestein
Hard end, please.
Steven Crowder
Okay. All right.
Easy, easy.
No. Oh, no. Easy. No. Easy. If a woman can't say, that's so cunt, everyone's like, yeah, sure, fair enough. And you go like, why are you acting like a cunt? And I'm like, like it's roots.
Josh Firestein
I thought you liked that, that you wanted to be one.
Steven Crowder
I meant it as a cunt.
Everything is a trick. Everything from the feminist movement is a trick. Oh, Stephen, you just took the bait. Fine. I love bait. Can't get enough. So, top comment under these videos. Why does having a boyfriend feel Republican? 18,000 likes.
What?
Now, let me tell you something. This is women trying to save face. This is them reacting to young men. And I don't think that any of this is good, just to be clear, but this is reality. And feminists, and by the way, women at large, even if you're not a feminist, you have to police your own. We can't fix this. No uterus, no opinion. Unless you're trans. This is because men have checked out of dating. So from 2019 to 2022, the percent of single men looking for dates or relationships, it dropped from 61% to 50%.
Wow.
Men aged 18 to 25, like 63% of them single. That's double the rate of women. And that also tells you that women are sharing men, right? You often. Well, how can you have twice as many single men as women? Yeah. That means that women right now are sharing what they view as top tier men, wealthier men, taller men. They would rather share that guy than pick someone who's frankly more in their league. 45% of young men have never asked a woman out. What? Yes. And the reason for that? It's a risk. Especially after MeToo. Especially where now you can retroactively remove consent. When you look at young women who are often morbidly obese, very entitled young men are saying, you know what? It's just. It's not worth it. It's not my grandma. It's not that generation who, by the way, considering that they were painted as housewives and submissive. You guys ever think about this? Your grandmother would run circles around these young feminist women.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Backwards and high heels.
They were industrious, man. They were building stuff Making stuff. Sweaters.
Yeah.
Patchwork quilts. All that stuff. They were doing stuff all the time.
So the article goes on to make this claim that. That being single is a flex. It says, if anything, it's become more of a flex to pronounce yourself single. Okay. As straight women, we're confronting something that every other sexuality has had to contend with. A politicization of our identity. I don't even know what that means.
Josh Firestein
I think they did it to themself. You politicized it yourself by saying, this is my identity. This is my identity. All that matters is my identity. Why are you politicizing my identity?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly. We now know that was your whole thing. Yeah. There's Democrat, Republican and cunt in a positive way. That's there. Yeah. It's so.
Look.
That's so awesome. It's. Yeah. You're so good. See you next Super Tuesday, cat lady. They write, they're trying to commandeer all this. They're saying that's actually a good thing. Like that's actually something to strive for. Right. Where being single was once a cautionary tale, it still is. You'll end up a spinster with loads of cats. It is now becoming a desirable and coveted status. Another nail in the coffin of a centuries old heterosexual fairy tale that never really benefited women to begin with. Yeah. Heterosexual fairy tale, which has spawned an updated version of the Disney classic the Lonely Mermaid. It's. Yeah. And by the way, tomorrow, Spooktacular. We do have a seven plus one. Lonely fairy tales. And that was the softest of them.
It really is.
It was.
Josh Firestein
We had to choose.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Can you go back to the end of that quote for me, please? Yep, it's right here.
Heterosexual fairy tale that never really benefited women to begin with.
Okay. So do you do realize that before the fairy tale, we were just raping and pillaging?
Right.
And the raping and pillagers were very strong to be rape and pillage esque.
Yeah.
And you had no protection whatsoever. The deal was make a home for me, make children, and I will protect you from the rapers and pillagers.
Right.
I think that's a pretty good deal.
Yeah.
Unless, of course, you like being raped and pillaged.
Right.
Then maybe you're right.
Well, now you're not gonna be raped and pillaged by a man, but by Snap and Ring Dings. And so that's what ravages. Women are now lonelier, fatter, less mentally healthy. And they blame everyone but themselves. Here's the worst part. Here's what makes women most Angry feminists in particular. But women in general, men are checking out. The ideal is they would like to have a woman, they would like to have a wife, they'd like to have a nuclear family. Traditional roles. Most men. Not all, not all, not all, not all. Okay. But men who've checked out, they're still able to be happy by themselves. Women are not. You can lie to yourself all you want. And what's evil about this? And I mean it. What is evil about this? Young women don't buy into this. The same woman writing this? Very likely. Either she's already sort of crossed over and there's no hope for her, or she's about to hit the end of her biological window and she is going to be in a rush. Hold on, let me try and get a man and a family. And then it's too late. So if you buy into this when you're young, the problem is that can wreck your life if you ever actually think you may grow up and want those things. And men don't have that. Men don't have that biological window. So please keep this in mind. And parents, dads, moms, I mean this because we were raised with this in the 90s. Well, I want my young girl to have all of the same opportunities that my young son will. And they usually equate that with career traveling, but they don't take into account that your son, whether he's 30, 40, 50, still has the opportunity to start a family. Your daughter doesn't. So do you want her to have the same opportunities as your young boy with the things that matter, families, a legacy? In which case you're going to have to teach her that there's a choice to be made. Look, keep your mind on what it is that you want. When you're going through four years of glorified alcoholism in college, it's cool to have a career, but you are making a choice. So if you want to have a family, you need to be mindful of this at a younger age. These women are lying to you, these feminists, and it will destroy your life. This is a genuine plea. Also a plea. Download the Rumble app. Follow me there. Because YouTube doesn't. It won't ruin you. It'll make it better.
It'll make it a lot better. And you'll be notified when your life is getting better.
You download that app, you can listen to audio, right? Just without having to have the video play it on your screen. You can pick it up where you left off. It's. So.
We are going to make that word great again.
I feel. It reminds me of the. It reminds me of the wizard, where the guy's like, the Power Glove. It's so bad.
Josh Firestein
I don't know this.
Steven Crowder
The wizard, the Power Glove. It's so. All right. So silly. Here's another thing they go on to say here, and this just shows how ridiculous it is.
Josh Firestein
The girl's like, that's so fetch.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Every now and then I rinse it out and I need to be rinsing tonight. And I needed more. My kid was so bad. And the smell never leaves. I don't know what to do. I'm always in the dark.
Cardi B
The sweat and dead shark smells like.
Steven Crowder
A dark.
Josh Firestein
Downy rinse fights stubborn odors.
Steven Crowder
In just one wash.
Josh Firestein
When impossible odors get stuck in.
Steven Crowder
That's what it is.
Josh Firestein
So I don't have a mute button.
Steven Crowder
They're trying to make. They're trying to make it a thing. They want you to reevaluate everything. And they talk about blind allegiance to heterosexuality. Heterosexuality has long been purposefully indefinable. Okay, wait. What? Before I go on. It's kind of very easily defined. God defined it. Yeah. Our creator and I get used to kind of be defined as just normal. But heterosexuality is defined as being naturally attracted to and fostering relationships with members of the opposite biological sex. There are really no caveats. That's it. It's pretty simple. Straightforward. Heterosexuality has long been purposefully indefinable. So it is harder for those within it and outside of it to critique. However, as our traditional roles begin to crumble, maybe we're being forced to reevaluate our blind allegiance to heterosexuality. Well, here's the thing. If you think it's blind, I would like to actually suggest that we formally and very in plain sight pledge our allegiance to our heterosexuality. So, boys, you know what to do. Billy.
Hit it.
You have a song? No.
Play the thing.
What's happening, guys? Now it's just awkward.
Play it.
I pledge allegiance to the shafts of the United States of America and to the vaginas which may enjoy one nation under God. Heterosexual within the binary and just tits for all. Thank you. Wow. Let it never be said that we don't offer solutions. Play ball. Oh, yeah. Let's let this play through even more.
Josh Firestein
Jessica Biel. Thanks for throwing that in for me, not for Steven.
Donald Trump
Thank you. Vagina.
Steven Crowder
I don't know who that is.
A great country.
So country.
And just to show you the kind of result you can expect if you follow the advice, this Is a thing women are so bad at giving other women advice. Men will tell you they'll shoot you straight and go, yeah, don't do what I did. I made a lot of mistakes. Women, in my experience. Not all, not all, not all, not all. Women will often justify their mistakes and advise that you make the same mistakes because it makes them feel better about themselves. I guarantee you the person who's writing this article doesn't feel good about themselves. So if you want to know how that ends up. Well, maybe like this woman who admits that women have changed in a way that turns men off but still blames men.
High Achieving Woman (Interviewee)
Us high achieving women have become the men that we want in relationships.
Steven Crowder
Pause. High achieving and you can't even get up.
Josh Firestein
No, she's working right now. That's. She's a professional pillow tester.
Steven Crowder
Layer downers.
High achieving. She says laying prone. Okay, continue.
Josh Firestein
No, she's actually. She is a foam topper.
Steven Crowder
Oh, got it.
Josh Firestein
You put her on the bed, then you lay on top of her.
Steven Crowder
Got it. Like the.
Josh Firestein
And then you wake up with back pain.
Steven Crowder
Okay. Like the princess and the huge bitch. Keep playing.
Josh Firestein
Yep.
Steven Crowder
Breathing.
Reporter
Right.
High Achieving Woman (Interviewee)
And I never thought that achieving these things for myself would literally make it impossible.
Steven Crowder
Today.
High Achieving Woman (Interviewee)
Women are looking for a partner.
Steven Crowder
Maybe the mustache.
Right.
High Achieving Woman (Interviewee)
Like we're not dating because we need to. But the problem is men are not sharing in that vision. They still are subscribing.
Josh Firestein
Men are still being.
High Achieving Woman (Interviewee)
Men still need to be needed in some capacity. So there's two outcomes.
Steven Crowder
Pause. No. Look, here's the thing, Ms. Laying prone is men don't need to be needed. Men will willingly take on the role of protector and provider if they are appreciated because that's a form of respect. That's. That's what it is. They always make. Are you fragile? You need to be needed. Well, then don't be mad that men are happy single. They're happy single. They'd be happier if they were with a woman who appreciates what they provide for them. Specs. Let's keep playing.
High Achieving Woman (Interviewee)
Prove that I'm high achieving and don't require support, which makes me unlike not achieving standing. If I did actually need your face. Makes you unlike financial incentive or whatever else. This provider role. Then I'm a gold digger.
Steven Crowder
What.
High Achieving Woman (Interviewee)
So what do. There's no more improvement side. I don't think women should have to demote themselves in order to be palatable to men who need to be needed. I think the solution is men should be more driven to want to be wanting.
Steven Crowder
Oh, okay. Well, thanks. Tell us how to solve your problem. Sounds like projection. It's like. And then these same people go like, oh, Jordan. Can you believe Jordan Pearson gave the advice, make your bed. That was assuming that you would get out of it eventually. He could never even comprehend someone who simply stays in bed. He was saying, you know, make some. Some simple progress, measurable steps. Control what you can. Get your life in order. She won't even get out of bed.
Josh Firestein
She wants men to want to be wanted and not need to be needed. It's like if I. I can't even.
Steven Crowder
It's really hard because it's not separation.
Josh Firestein
Yeah, of course we want to be wanted.
Steven Crowder
Sure. So does she now.
Josh Firestein
It's like, oh, you gotta. You gotta. You gotta have a drive to do everything you can so that I want you. And it's like, well, I have no interest in you.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly. Do you think Jesus and I know this one because he's perfect? Like, think about if Jesus Christ were alive today, he might perform the miracle for, like, the wrong person. Like, lift a. Pick up your bed and walk. Like, she's not crippled. She's just. She's just fat now.
Josh Firestein
I think she's just chilling.
Steven Crowder
She could get out of that bed. Jesus. She just chooses not to. Oh, well, I'm here to save you.
Josh Firestein
I love somebody laying in bed in the middle of the day telling me I need to have more drive.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly.
Josh Firestein
Oh, okay.
Steven Crowder
Since when did being a successful woman give you an excuse to be insufferable? Because that's what you're assuming. It's like I'm successful and therefore I am now insufferable. Because there are plenty of successful women that find husbands.
Yeah.
And are happily married with a family. I don't want a man that decisions differently than this broad assumes. I don't understand it.
Josh Firestein
I don't want to be a man that needs to be needed. I want a man that knows that I don't need him for anything, and then I could leave at any second and be more happy. Yeah, like what?
Steven Crowder
Let me tell you, too, I'm not just making fun of her because she's fat and gross. When I say women. Yeah. Look, men want the same thing they've always wanted. Okay? They want a woman who's respectful, a woman who's grateful, a woman who's within striking distance of her wedding dress, who can make the house a home and be a teammate. That is true. We'll say, well, just because they're overweight. No, no, look, when I say woman, I get it. They're Different. I mean, the way God designed you to be. Okay, there's a pretty. There's a pretty wide spectrum there. If your average height 5, 6, 5, 5. Whatever it is, lets say it's 110 pounds to 140 pounds. When I say 1, I mean the way God designed a woman to be. He didn't design you to be overbeast and stationary, and he didn't design you to be an emaciated famine victim. That's what we mean when we say, does that help? Does that help describe it? We say within striking distance of health. No one expects you to be a cover model. Men are attracted to women the way they were designed by God for their bodies to function. That's what I'm talking. This is slothfulness. This is a sin that was warned against. Okay? It's just. It's unattractive to men. Is that okay? Are we allowed to have preferences or is that too heteronormative?
It's patriarchy, bro.
Yeah.
Josh Firestein
I think the problem is she saw Travis Kelce follow the blueprint.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah.
Josh Firestein
That Taylor Swift laid out for him. And she's like, oh, where's Mike Kelsey?
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Well, speaking of disasters, you guys know Super Chats? Like, it's basically just strip clubs.
It's.
Yeah, we don't do super chats. We do the opposite. It's. And Gerald, you take us. It's reverse super chat. 50 free Rumble Premium members that subscriptions just gifted from my digital money.
Josh Firestein
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
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Yeah, you don't send us money. We're not. We're not strippers. We made you the stripper.
You're welcome.
All right.
You made our audience strippers.
I'm saying is we're giving them money.
Josh Firestein
No, but it's the opposite of strippers.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Josh Firestein
Putting clothes on.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Josh Firestein
So get your butt dressed.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Hang them.
Get out of bed.
Josh Firestein
Get out of bed. Go to work.
Steven Crowder
We're gonna go to Illinois, which is a horrible place. The next story. And when the left. When people always, you know, hey, it's fringe Left you go. By fringe left, do you mean the people running for achieving and maintaining positions in office? Which means it's time to meet someone running for office in Illinois, of course. Democrat cat, retarded person in Chicago, last name Abu Ghazale. Tossed like a child.
Josh Firestein
She bounced off the pavement.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, like a 50 pound lightweight.
So Kat Abu Gazala, she's 26 year old, running for Congress in Chicago. And you may say, hey, this woman seems familiar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Illegally blocking the ICE folks doing their job. Yeah, that'll stop a vehicle. Pause. Isn't that emblematic too, of entitled feminists? Not all. Not all women. Entitled feminists of this generation. She is alive and not a pancake. By the mercy of that driver while claiming she's powerful. Yes, you're alive because he didn't run you over. Continue.
Josh Firestein
You can't just walk into the facility.
Steven Crowder
Watch this.
Boom. Can they throw her again?
Shame on you.
Josh Firestein
Oh, Touchma.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. So she's running for office like I said there in Illinois. And to give you an idea, she has a TikTok following. She wants to be the next aoc. Yesterday she was indicted in federal court for conspiracy to impede or injure an officer, forcibly impeding an officer. And she could face, if found guilty, up to 14 years in prison. And here's the thing, I'm pretty sure she's guilty.
Reporter
And Kat, you were one of those who got pushed down earlier this morning by ICE agents. Talk to me. That was twice. Talk to me a little bit about where things are right now. That was probably the most tense moment we've seen all the morning. Not probably. It was all of us joined the.
Kat Boguzala
Bombs and did not let the van pass.
Reporter
So there are now two protesters who are inside or one that's in there.
Steven Crowder
One that's in a van going God.
Reporter
Knows where, and one that was just put in the van. That was the van that you all were surrounding, that you all were not allowing out. And that's when things really started to get tense. That was the protester from around 6:30 this morning that was put inside that, correct?
Kat Boguzala
Yes.
Steven Crowder
I rest my case, your honor.
Yes, that black guy reminds me of the.
I'm not gay no more. I don't like. Dude, I hate to say, but that guy seems like a plant. He's like, I'm going to list a series of your crimes and ask you to admit to it on the record, Correct? Yes. Guilty bitch. That's right.
Josh Firestein
And of course you'll proudly admit to it. This is going to be great for.
Steven Crowder
My Ratings, they're going to love me.
I'm such a bad setup. Every one of those clips that I just saw, the cameraman was angling to make sure he got her. Make sure you get this person in it. I swear, I bet she went out, paid somebody and said, we're going to go to this protest. I'm going to make some stuff happen. This is going to increase my profile and I'm going to use this to run, hopefully in jail now.
Yes. If she is not convicted, I have no faith in the courts. In Illinois, this is open and shut. She admitted to doing it many, many, many times. These are crimes. Just. I mean, it seldom happens. It seldom happens that you. Sometimes crimes can sort of seem vague. Conspiracy to impede or injure an officer, that's exactly what she did. Forcibly impeding an officer. That's exactly what she just admitted to doing on camera. If she is not spending time in prison. And this by this time next month, I have no faith in the court system. None. So let me give you a few key facts here as to who she is. And remember, when people try and say, oh, I just mean the fringe left, they'll always point to, like Marjorie Taylor Greene on the right as an example, who, by the way, is kind of going left right now. I don't know if you've been watching her, okay, but look at the mainstream representative. Look at Donald Trump. You guys can say you don't like what he says, but he's not an extremist by any stretch. You look at the representatives, those who are most popular on the left, the AOCs, the Bernie Sanders. This lady wants to be one of them. You can't say it's fringe when these people are the torchbearers for your party. I know she's not in office yet, but she's not the first. Let me just give you a few examples here. So here are a few key facts. You know, she is parroting the mainstream. Typical leftist talking points. There's no divergence.
Kat Boguzala
Donald Trump and Elon Musk are dismantling our country piece by piece. And so many Democrats seem content to just sit back and let them. So I say it's time to drop the excuses and grow a spine. Family should have free child care. Social Security should be expanded, and our inalienable rights shouldn't be dependent on who's in power. Yeah, I think Kristi Noem should have consequences. I think she should be tried at the Hague. What we are seeing from her operation are crimes against humanity. And I am a proud now Former union rep. And that's only fans explaining, distilling and far right narrative. Love is love. Trans rights are human rights. And anyone who understands those basic facts understands basic dignity. Three traits that unite a frankly concerning number of Trump nominees. Alleged sex abuser, alleged animal abuser, and Fox News. Overturning Roe v. Wade has affected roughly half the country. And not just pregnant people either. I have to remember that I wouldn't be able to visit my parents for the entirety of my pregnancy. And that's because if something horrible and unexpected happened, even to a wanted pregnancy in Texas, I might not survive it.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, none of that is true. You'd be hearing stories all over Texas if that was even remotely the case. Just to let you know, she's running in a district in Illinois, by the way, it's north of Chicago that's 19 times more liberal than the rest of the country. And she. I don't even know if she lived there. She only lived in Chicago for around a year. Doesn't live in the district. So this is like the old Hillary, Hillary Clinton playbook.
Josh Firestein
But I do want to talk about that area too. Is that it's void of color.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Yeah.
Josh Firestein
19 times more liberal than the rest of the. But void of color.
Steven Crowder
Let me make a quick case here because this is something. If we can deconstruct it and sort of do away with this, the left will have to come up with another slogan. Love is not love. You guys understand that for people who always say things are nuanced, to just say, love is love. Hold on a second. Is my love for my son the same as my daughter or is it different? I love them both. You may say, oh, no, it's not. Okay. Is my love for my son and daughter different from my significant other? My lady, where you've now added sex as a form of showing affection and closeness, is that the same as my love for Gerald or for Josh or for Tool Man? A masculine love? Love is not love.
Josh Firestein
Is my love for my son the same as the creepy guy at 7 11's love for my son?
Steven Crowder
Right? No, exactly. But it's still. Love is love. And when they get you to believe that. Right. Love is love. Okay, so. Oh, so same sex. So gay marriage is the same as heterosexual marriage. But it's not. Let me explain to you why. It's not because a mommy and a daddy can make a child that they can love together. It's a bond that cannot be created with wieners and butts. It's not the same. It's not love. Is not love. But when they say that, then it's like, well, I guess, yeah, all love is interchangeable, Just like all genders are interchangeable. And you go down to lgbtq. We know intrinsically that love is not love, especially as Christians, because God loves us. That's not a sexual love. No, in any capacity. I know some Christians will get offended at me just saying that. That's not blasphemy. I'm saying it is not the love of your father. God is referred to as the father is very different from the love you have for your husband or your wife or your children or your friends. They equate it because they hope that you don't go any deeper than surface level. So let's do away with that. Love is not love. There are different kinds of love. And some forms of love are inappropriate and illegal.
Josh Firestein
Yes, actually.
Steven Crowder
And immoral, generally frowned upon. Let's put it. Because we don't want to splatter as pro max neighbors.
Right.
She also has a very extensive leftist resume. This, you know, you talk about a plant. Astroturf. She was a former regional organizer for every town gun safety. Okay, great. She was a producer at the leftist site the Recount. A researcher and producer at Media Matters. Oh, that's fun. She was laid off in 2024. That's tough to do for a non profit that sucks that badly. Her boyfriend is the CEO of the Onion.
Right?
Remember the Onion tried to buy in Infowars? Here's another key fact for someone talking about the downtrodden. She's not poor. Her father is a very successful entrepreneur in the financial industry. He sold his business to BNY Mellon in 2008. She graduated from George Washington University in DC. The annual tuition is $67,000. Net worth is estimated at over a million dollars. Already raised over 1.5 million for her congressional run. It's about as authentic as the Latina AOC from the Bronx. She's from one of the whitest areas north of New York City. She never spoke like that. She's about as authentic as Jasmine Crockett's Ebonics. And it's gonna work unless she's put in jail where she should be. So don't allow people to say fringe left, fringe right. We can kind of meet in the middle. No, no, no, no. I share nothing in common with this person. And I share nothing in common with the party. Astroturfing. So that this person is able to apply, achieve a level in office. Anything else? Anything. I just don't like her. That's It.
No, they have to take her seriously. The mistake they made with AOC was not taking her seriously at all. And then she showed up and beat them. So don't let this person.
Josh Firestein
She's a big phony. She's a big phony. And she thought that she'd get some good press coverage there with that little protest and trying to break through the lines and pushing past officers. What an idiot. But, yeah, she wasn't expecting to get indicted.
Steven Crowder
You know what? Let's just take a moment here. You have just watched exhibits A, B, C of female empowerment. I want you to picture for a moment your grandma, Nana Mimaw, whatever you called her. Did you love her? What was she like? Did you think of her as a strong woman? I know not everyone had that, but if you did, okay, think of her now. Contrast her with Cardi b with that beached whale on the mattress on the floor and this sh. Boogadigamoo.
Josh Firestein
Hey, come on. It's Bagalagaba.
Steven Crowder
They will tell you that that grandmother, who you revere and respect, an actual matriarch, was passive, was submissive. Right. And that these women, the ones. They're the ones who have been fighting at the forefront, and they are empowered. Do they seem empowered?
Josh Firestein
You know, how not passive and submissive? My grandma was my nanny. My pawpaw had an affair, you know, early in their marriage or whatever, and she made him sleep in the basement for the rest of their marriage, for.
Steven Crowder
The rest of their lives.
Josh Firestein
She died six years later. My grandpa died. He stayed in the basement.
Reporter
Back up.
Josh Firestein
Yeah. He was like. Even in death, I. I'm gonna stay down here.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Yeah. Because she said I had to. Yeah. Yeah.
Josh Firestein
Not submissive or passive at all. She ran the house. She ran the family.
Steven Crowder
Do you think that these women would be able to sew a dress or make from scratch their children's Halloween costumes? Do you think they'd be able to make sure that everyone has a lunch pail that's perfectly balanced so that the husband doesn't fall off the scaffolding that day when he goes to build the Empire State Building? Do you think they'd be able to keep a house in order? Do you think they'd be able to offer advice and help raise the next generation of women? Do you think that these women spend as much time taking care of and keep in mind your grandma was doing that Pre convenient foods, pre microwave, pre gym membership. You had ladies. And I mean, this was the mainstream. A lady would put on a dress and makeup and heels to do her Job, taking care of the house, the entire family, and in many cases would have a chain and stick to do isometrics at home to keep her figure and fit into her wedding dress. People say, well, she was just doing that for her man. But were they happier? Oh, stats say yes on mental health, but they keep digging in and they keep lying. Young women, don't buy any of it, please. One thing I definitely wouldn't bet on is becoming times Person of the Year. I wouldn't. Which, by the way, is actually something you can wager on. Over at Calci. Right now, they actually have the odds of Person of the Year. You can vote for Pope Leo, Donald Trump, or AI.
That doesn't even make sense to me.
Josh Firestein
AI's leading.
Steven Crowder
No, I know.
By a significant.
That is so stupid.
Josh Firestein
I'm going to go win some money.
Steven Crowder
Well, yeah, it seems like it will probably be AI. That's AI betting. Oh, is it? Well, you can go and wager on that.
AI is betting on itself. Are you seriously going to vote for itself? Okay, maybe we're screwed.
All right. We've taken up a lot of time with feminists, but it always just gets our goat.
Josh Firestein
It does. One more thing about the feminists.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, sorry.
Josh Firestein
One more thing.
Steven Crowder
Go.
Josh Firestein
They always talk about this fairy tale that never benefited women. And. And they always. All these women want this and they want. Where are there no women that want a family?
Steven Crowder
They do. I know they do. I know. It's just. They want it later. That's what they want.
Josh Firestein
They want a family. Not even later, either. They. That's what they wanted. They want a fan. They want a husband that loves them and is strong and can protect them and. And raise their kids with that is, you know, smart and wise and.
Steven Crowder
Why.
Josh Firestein
Why are these feminist women putting them down?
Steven Crowder
Well, here's the thing, too. What happens is they. You go through your 20s, and these women are rejecting men. You just saw them. They're talking about rejecting men because they're not right and they're empowered and they're going to go out and they're going to pursue their career. And then men get to the point in their 30s where they're established and they still want to have a family. And then they often go for younger women at that point. And these older women who are rejecting them are angry, so they try and say, that's creepy. They try and say, well, you're 35 with a 20 foot. What, you want some woman you can manipulate? I don't know. Can she vote? Is she an adult? Yeah.
Josh Firestein
Why? Why Is she manipulatable?
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Josh Firestein
Are you saying that young women are dumb?
Steven Crowder
Right. And easily molded?
Josh Firestein
Do you think they're impressionable because they want to be smart and strong and equal?
Steven Crowder
And it's a way. That's what I thought. It's a way of trying to ensure that young women make the same mistake they did. They know they're not happy at 35, at 38, when they've decided to not even think about settling down. They want to make sure that younger women don't even have the opportunity. So they try and act like something that is completely natural. A man wanting to find a fertile woman who wants to start a family. That's weird. That's creepy. You should pick a woman your own age. But it's you. Let's go on to Trump and China. President Trump and Xi Jinping met yesterday. And here's the thing. You see two splits. You see the left saying, xi cooked Trump. Oh, my God, this is a disaster. Look, it just shows what a feckless leader we have. And then you have people on the right saying, trump owns Xi, even close. This is great for America. I actually think this is a pretty good litmus test as to who you trust, who you want to listen to. Neither one is being very honest. I would say if you take it all together, spoiler alert, it's kind of neutral. Not as much happened as you would think. But here's a brief montage so you're all caught up.
Donald Trump
Well, thank you very much. It's a great honor to be with a friend of mine, really, for a long time now, if you think about it, the very, very distinguished and respected President of China, and we will be having some discussions. I think we've already agreed to a lot of things, and we'll agree to some more right now. But President Xi is a great leader of a great country, and I think we're going to have a fantastic relationship for a long period of time.
Steven Crowder
I always believe that. That China's development goes hand in hand with your vision to make America great again. Our two countries are fully able to help each other succeed and prosper together. Over the years, I have stated in public many times that China and the United States should be partners and friends. Okay, so the meeting lasted about an hour, 45 minutes. Let me give you some reactions from the left. Check the references. New York Times. This is what they wrote. The art of letting Trump claim a win while walking away stronger. Mr. Xi's message seemed to be Beijing had proven its capacity to hit back, and Washington would Do well to remember it. And there is a lot of this. I'm just giving you some examples here. Then on the right, Eric Doherty wrote on X Breaking. President Trump just scored a massive victory in his meeting with Chinese President Xi. China is going to buy USA oil and gas from Alaska. That's on top of buying 12 million metric tons of soybeans this season. That's 25 million tons per year for three years. China is curbing fentanyl trafficking. Trump is reducing tariffs to 47 from 57%. This is a win. All caps, exclamation. Neither one of those is accurate, to be clear. And I'm just trying to be objective. Call balls and strikes here before I get to that. This is fun. President Trump claimed it went very well in the way you would expect Trump to claim it.
Donald Trump
We're going to issue a statement on some of the details. But overall, I guess on the scale of from 0 to 10, with 10 being the best, I would say the meeting was a 12. I think it was a 12.
Steven Crowder
I love how he doubles down. He's like, yeah, yeah, I think it was a 12.
Now here's the thing. He's going to do that. All presidents are going to trumpet their wins or try and spin it as a win. It's not a loss, to be clear. But people in media need to do their job, which is to try and be somewhat accurate. And you can list your opinion. Of course, this is mainly a comedy show, but I'm never gonna lie to you. And I see too much of it. I'm like, yeah, you know, legacy media was awful, but the fake news thing is it's gotten out of hand pretty bad across the board where they used to select their facts. Right. And there would be a lot of lies by omission on legacy media. And now you do have people who just make things up completely. I'm not saying that's the case right here specifically on every point, but it often is. So let me lay the groundwork here. President Trump before this said that South Korea will be getting nuclear subs. But he said our military alliance is stronger than ever before. And based on that, I have given them approval to build a nuclear powered submarine rather than the old fashioned and far less nimble diesel powered subs that they have now. A great trip with a great president of South Korea. And by the way, good news, that sub, it's gonna be built in Philadelphia. So they're gonna build these submarines here. That's good for jobs. He also said that the United States was going to Restart their nuclear testing.
Which I'm a little concerned about. Why?
To make sure they work.
Gotta set one off.
Everybody. If you have like a vintage car, you have to. A classic car, you have to run it every now and then.
Okay.
Can't just let it sit idle.
Can we test them in China?
That'd be fun.
Donald Trump
I don't know.
Josh Firestein
I think we're low on radiation here. Maybe put a little more of that in the air.
Steven Crowder
But he did say we're going to test it. You know, he said I hated to do it but I had no choice.
I built more weapons.
Yeah. Talking about weapons weapons and then mentioning Russia, China, that this is, I think it's a show of strength. There have been no tests of our nuclear weapons since 1992. Oh. So some people are saying it's a show of force. Some people are saying it's actually something necessary on a technical level. And some people are saying that this really just has the makings of a classic standoff. Sam. And you may say that was needlessly long. I say it was just the right length.
Perfect.
Perfect. Just like the show. We're just one minute late. So look, if you. We're going to continue its chat Thursday and go through everything from, from tariffs, rare earth rights with Donald Trump and Xi Jinping in China. But if you are not a rumble premium member, please consider joining. You can join annually for $99 get this wonderful hand etched mug like the OGs or just try it for nine bucks a month. That's what allows us to do any change my minds, any black and white and the gray issues, any undercover journalism as well as you know, we offer up 100% more show. You get it ad free. It's your one stop shop for media that you can actually trust and those who are not members. Hey, let us earn your trust. Tomorrow, same day, sorry, same time, different day, 11am Eastern. And we are going to send you to Tim Pool. But let's first get to key developments. Tariffs related to fentanyl.
Donald Trump
I've agreed, as you know I put a 20% tariff on China because of the fentanyl coming in, which is.
Steven Crowder
Sam.
Episode: Trump vs. Xi: Who Won The US - China Trade Meeting & Who is Lying
Date: October 30, 2025
Host: Steven Crowder
Notable guests/co-hosts: Josh Firestein
Theme: Satirical and provocative breakdown of political and cultural news, including deep dive into the Trump-Xi summit and media misinformation, critiques of welfare programs, feminist trends, and a case study on Democratic candidate Kat Boguzala.
This episode of "Louder with Crowder" focuses primarily on three topics:
Throughout, Steven Crowder combines comedic riffs, pointed criticism, and audience-engagement to dissect current events. The episode is peppered with off-topic banter, media parodies, and intentionally provocative humor.
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“You can’t say it’s fringe when these people are the torchbearers for your party...I share nothing in common with this person or with the party astroturfing so that this person is able to achieve office.” — Steven Crowder (50:43)
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“Picture for a moment your grandma...Did you think of her as a strong woman? Contrast her now...with Cardi B, with that beached whale on the mattress...and Kat Boguzala...Do they seem empowered?” — Steven Crowder (52:05)
On Media Misinformation:
“Legacy media was awful, but the fake news thing is...pretty bad across the board...where they used to select their facts, now you have people who just make things up completely.” — Steven Crowder (59:52)
On SNAP/EBT and Obesity:
“SNAP recipients are definitively more obese...So they are fatter. They are purchasing more per trip to the grocery store while you work. While you work and purchase your own groceries, these people fatten themselves suckling at your teeth.” — Steven Crowder (12:36)
On Modern Feminism:
“Gay men are less harmful to our social fabric than heterosexual feminist women...It’s the feminist agenda that then spearheaded the LGBTQ ever expanding agenda, and that is predicated on destroying patriarchy. Gay men don’t want to destroy patriarchy. They benefit from it.” — Steven Crowder (21:13)
Savage Humor:
“Do you think that these women would be able to sew a dress or make from scratch their children’s Halloween costumes?...Do you think they’d be able to make sure that everyone has a lunch pail that’s perfectly balanced so that the husband doesn’t fall off the scaffolding that day...?” — Steven Crowder (53:25)
On the “Love is Love” Slogan:
“We know intrinsically that love is not love, especially as Christians, because God loves us. That’s not a sexual love. No, in any capacity...Love is not love. There are different kinds of love. And some forms...are inappropriate and illegal.” — Steven Crowder (48:59)
This episode’s main message: Don’t trust the headlines—whether from the left or right. The hosts argue that much of what’s sold as fact in political and cultural arenas is either spun or manufactured, and that society is being led astray by a mix of media manipulation, feminist dogma, and performative activism.
Memorable, if divisive, “Crowderisms” and takeaways:
This summary covers only the main segments and arguments, omitting ad reads and side banter unrelated to the core topics discussed.