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Steven Crowder
Welcome to the. You're probably already here. The Rumble Live lineup. Live every day starting in the morning, going up until 4pm you don't need to change the channel. I don't know if we still use the word channel, but you know what I mean. It's live. It rolls right into the next show. Number one in their time slots in this country for I don't know how many weeks running. We appreciate it. Welcome, Vince viewers, formerly Bongino Army. Well, still Bongino army, but now watching Vince, big show for you today. We're sorry we started late. We had some technical difficulties with audio. Please do comment or chat. Let us know if you hear this because there were just a couple little glitch is going on. It's the interwebs after all. Big show today. We have Mud Club Undercover, a new piece from our investigative unit, maybe the most harrowing of the ones that we have covered. So I do warn if you have children here, it's at least a PG13. We can't control what other people say or do in their degeneracy. Hey, the Ukraine mineral deal that's signed that effectively solves 90% of this conflict. We'll get into that. Saquon Barkley is a big story right now because he had the gall to meet with Donald Trump. I want to present a case to you. I know people have said this, but I want to remove all doubt and I will ask you if you are on social to share what we'll be presenting today. Not only is Donald Trump not a racist, we know that not only is Donald Trump in no way prejudice, not only is Donald Trump, I would argue the least racist or prejudiced president of my lifetime. Not saying that anyone else is except for Barack Obama, but there has never even been a whiff of the accusation of racism toward Donald Trump ever until he ran for president in 2016. You can maybe say the primaries against Mitt Romney. Not only that, he was actually one could argue, and I will, the most embraced white guy by the black community in this country. And we will have many, many, many minutes of media footage to present the case. Also, James Carville wants to break off David's hog. We'll talk about that. Let's go on with the show. Regardless of where you are economically, you have poor white people, they don't commit homicide. You think you could keep it down to a mild roar in there, Joseph? You know it's 11am Eastern. I'm trying to watch louder with Crowder on the Rumble Live lineup. See how much ironing Board after. It's broken again. No, no, I cannot help you with the ironing. Board after because, you know, after this. I watched the Rumble Premium segment as an OG member of Mud Club. Then the crew raid's over and we finish off with a little Tim pool. You know, it's my routine, Josephine. And when you mess with my routine, I get upset. Gender? You mean that hipster in the cab? He's not a hipster, Josephine. He worked for Vice. What'd you ever do? 3:10 to Yuma. That's just. That's just something. That's. What is that a white, White, white person issue? Let's just be clear about that. And he's got a full head of hair, Josephine. It's a style. Click Rumble Premium and join now for 99 annually or 9.99amonth to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content creators and free speech. All right, great. We are going to get right into it. By the way, since I know we're a little late, technical difficulties. It's appreciated if you share. Let folks know. Of course. I know some people in chat were confused that the show is underway. Captain Morgan, CEO number two. Hope you are well, Mr. Firestein, who will be at the Helium Comedy Club In Indianapolis, Indiana, June 20th and 21st. Indiana, it's a. It's a place that people go sometimes.
Joseph
Yeah, okay.
Steven Crowder
And he's not underscore Firestein on X.
Joseph
There's.
Steven Crowder
Come on, that's completely neutral.
Joseph
Yes, it is. Thank you.
Steven Crowder
It's a blank canvas. You think of Indiana, whatever you want.
Gerald
Notre Dame, that's all.
Steven Crowder
I didn't even realize.
Joseph
Well, now I'm canceling the dates.
Steven Crowder
So, yeah, Mud Club, undercover mineral deal. And Donald Trump, the most embraced white guy by black America ever until they ginned up false racism. But before any of that, we talked with Mr. Mitchell over there from Rasmussen. By the way, I have a new poll that Donald Trump is actually above water again.
Gerald
Oh, really?
Steven Crowder
And it's a poll you can actually trust regarding Gen Z Men. Gen Z Men, they're the most conservative generation at this point in their life ever. What I mean is as far as men of that age, meaning, you know, late teens, 20 something boomers, you can go back. No one was as conservative. And it's an anomaly that people are trying to figure out right now. We might have the answer. So a lot of Gen Z Men are breaking with their millennial peers and their boomer parents voting Trump. And it may be because of the relational dynamics or honestly, let's just be clear, because they don't want to end up with women like this.
Joseph
Fat, juicy, and wet.
Steven Crowder
So good.
Joseph
Made me throw up a set. Nothing fat or juicy about that.
Steven Crowder
No.
Joseph
Feels like a bag of beet juice, maybe.
Steven Crowder
Yes. This is. Hold on a second. Let's. Let's see what. Let's see what we got here. We got. Okay, we got it. Age inappropriate right there, of course, for her and for the audience.
Joseph
How old do you think she is? I can't even. I can't really tell.
Steven Crowder
Too, too old. Cultural appropriation, for sure. And I definitely feel sexually harassed. Also racism, because she's perpetuating every single negative stereotype of a white person ever. But I will say this. Donald Trump, take note. Take that, patriarchy. Let's continue.
Joseph
What's the kindergarten sing along text?
Steven Crowder
Yeah. I'm kidding. I don't. This woman lives. This woman lives to hate Donald Trump and fight.
Gerald
Zoom in there.
Joseph
Oh, God.
Steven Crowder
Don't forget about those eyes. Wait, what's. What's that? What's that above the cat? Those are former cats.
Joseph
Oh, well, she has hamster face. That's weird.
Steven Crowder
Yes. Troll that.
Gerald
I'm a hole.
Steven Crowder
It's all in the eyes. All right, okay, let's. These are your prospects. Men. Thank feminism. Let's continue. No, no, don't do that.
Joseph
Skeletor. And there goes the H.
Steven Crowder
Ew. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't look at that move. She has a long back and a long front, which is weird.
Joseph
Indistinguishable.
Steven Crowder
No, no. That reminds me of an actual wishbone. When you.
Joseph
I'll break her off and make kitty. Good kitty. Kitty. Making my pet.
Steven Crowder
Hey, I don't know if you. Here's one thing, too. Like, there's something to be said for traditionalism. You guys remember when older ladies were distinguished?
Gerald
Yes.
Steven Crowder
Everyone, everybody, they all wanted a party with Margaret Thatcher. She's sexy. She's 32. Yeah, it's pretty tough to know with these women now. Like, this is empowered. It's. Hey, let me take a song that I should in no way ever be playing for myself to dance.
Gerald
No one should.
Steven Crowder
Let me try some moves that I can't do in an outfit that I shouldn't wear to stick it to the patriarchy. Hey, how about just aging gracefully? You think any man wants to come home to that?
Gerald
No man does.
Joseph
Surely there's a man holding the phone.
Steven Crowder
What?
Joseph
Recording it?
Steven Crowder
Who's recording it? No, I think it's a selfie.
Gerald
Yes.
Steven Crowder
And it broke itself.
Joseph
Well.
Gerald
Well, at least she can cook. She can't reach a single one of those flour, spice, whatever things that are up there.
Joseph
I think those are ashes. Yeah, I almost see it on this one. I think those are ashes.
Steven Crowder
You know who's most disappointed in her physique are the cats, because they can't even eat her immediately when she dies alone. Starve to death.
Joseph
Well, when she bends over, she looks like a great cat tree.
Steven Crowder
Yes, she. She does. It is a. Look. Look.
Joseph
Hey, come on. This is not nice. She's a beautiful, empowered woman.
Gerald
Beautiful, you say? Bring this up. Even the filters can't help her.
Joseph
Whoa. Oh, my gosh.
Steven Crowder
And we just have. We now know her dating profile.
Gerald
I can't.
Joseph
Dude, that's crazy. That. That's a big difference, though.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. Seldom do you get catfished, if that's what she's putting out there. And when you show up, you would prefer an actual catfish, please. And we've checked that. Yeah, our social media, everything is patriarchy. Hey, look, I'm just telling you, young women, if you continue with the whole feminist. You're looking into a crystal ball, okay? This is your future. And I'm telling you that men have already looked into the crystal ball and they don't like it. That's why they're voting for Donald Trump. That's why they're not getting married. That's why in 20, 30 years time, 60% of women will be single. And I do mean this. This is what you're putting out? This is unattractive to any members of the opposite sex. Now, maybe she's a lesbian, in which case she'll find someone to beat up.
Gerald
There you go.
Joseph
But I think she possesses three crystal balls.
Steven Crowder
Yes, for a low price.
Joseph
She'll predict your future.
Steven Crowder
Oh, that's the kind of broad who does not take part in the current conversation and tries to sidetrack it to tell you about crystals. Meth. That as well. No, she's one of those people who will be, you know, she'll be holistic, like. No, no, no. It's holistic. I don't eat any preservatives. I eat organic, but I bang six rocks, so she's.
Gerald
Wow.
Steven Crowder
This is all right. You cook?
Joseph
I cook in my basement.
Steven Crowder
Yes. I'm quite the chef. Let me present you to my kitchen. It's just the bathtub. Oh, boy.
Joseph
Why do you have so many beakers?
Gerald
Is that a mobile?
Steven Crowder
You do biology or something? She has an Etsy shop. It's just beakers and cat hair. All right? It's science. It's no small thing. It's no small thing. There are too many women like that. And women, you need to start policing your own. Like. Like if Josh or Gerald were to want to do something like that, right? One of us would say, wait a moment.
Gerald
Well, or.
Steven Crowder
And that's all it takes. No way. No way.
Joseph
You would say retarded and unitard. Yes. Oh, get in it.
Steven Crowder
By the way, you just said retarded, which made me think of retard.
Joseph
Sorry, sorry, I shouldn't have said that.
Steven Crowder
No, you absolutely should say that. You should say it more often. We. I just realized we do have a flamethrower in this office that we haven't used.
Gerald
That's right.
Joseph
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's been here for at least a year and a half.
Steven Crowder
We should bid on that outfit and flame throw it. Perfect.
Gerald
Just the outfit.
Joseph
I think it's flame retardant.
Steven Crowder
Use the Fires of Hell to send it to the Fires of Hell. All right. Speaking of Fires of Hell, she's the bouncer at Hell. Please, no. Mud Club Undercover. And we've done. You guys have helped support some incredible work from them, of course, going into this last election. And every now and then we stumble across something that is so nefarious, it almost feels as though it can't be real and we have to double check it ourselves. And in this case, we have someone who's an unknowing whistleblower at the Department of Homeland Security who reveals kind of something that you all knew to be true but you hoped was not. It's time for Mug Club Undercover. And I warn you that this one is going to be significantly disturbing, but necessary. So Timothy Hagan is a self described refugee officer at DHS and spoke with our undercover journalist. Listed quite a few things. And I'm sure you're interested in this because dhs, you know, technically you're talking about immigration. This would be something where they're affected. What are the results? Or what's the impact, I should say, regarding Doge and their sort of workflow. We'll get to that. But before that, I want to touch on this one clip that stood out to all of us. It stuck out like a sore thumb and even that doesn't seem to begin to describe it. Please, if you have children, I ask that you have them leave the room. Okay, you guys have enough warning. Here is Timothy Hagin discussing the work environment in the halls of government that you pay for.
Timothy Hagan
We're all working remotely, so I don't get to sit on a face to face. We have like our happy hours like once a month. And I sit down our first happy hour and I realize, holy shit, everybody's gay.
Steven Crowder
Everybody.
Joseph
You work with everybody.
Timothy Hagan
Everybody's like a lesbian, gay or in a toxic relationship. And yeah, so that was, that was, that was pretty funny.
Steven Crowder
By the way, we were able to in fact confirm. Yeah, yeah, my orcas.
Joseph
Oh, wow. Wow, what a great work environment.
Steven Crowder
Everybody's gay. Everybody's gay.
Joseph
Now we can learn something here, Stephen.
Steven Crowder
Take great pride.
Joseph
Steven, if you'd like to put on some leather for us, I would appreciate it.
Steven Crowder
If you want me to put on the beet juice, Leah.
Gerald
Next day shipping sold out on Amazon.
Steven Crowder
Let me ask you this, you know, and we'll get to some more information too, in just a second. The next clip. You don't trust your institutions, rightfully. So let me ask you, what are the chances of everyone at the DHS being gay? What are the chances of that happening in nature? Being 90%, 80%, 50% when you go above the age of 30 because of the trendy sort of young millennials and Gen Z, a bunch of them claim to be non binary queer, but it's been pretty stable. Is about 2 to 3% of the population is gay. How do you have that many gay people at the DHS unless it is socially engineered? Who is doing the hiring? Is it that. Remember that bipolar? What? FAA operator, whatever. Who did that video? Something with the Air Force dhs?
Joseph
You mean the Department of Homosexual Sex?
Steven Crowder
Yes. I appreciate that you had to specify sex after homosexual. What do we do? Oh, that used to be a three.
Gerald
Letter agency, not a two boys.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, it occurs.
Joseph
It's like, hey, Department of Homosexual Scissoring wasn't as nice.
Steven Crowder
Lesbians just don't have the work ethic. It's one of those. It seems like a small thing, but it's really not. It's really not. If you're at the point where everybody is gay, who's doing the hiring, you're worried about bias. Are these institutions, are they politicized? Have they been weaponized? Well, let's apply DHS to DOJ to FBI, right? That's not all that much of a stretch. The only place on earth that this kind of a percentage of gay employees, which is a small subset of the population, would be dhs. And Hollywood let that sink in. Do you think these people represent you? Hagen also went on to lay out how his office again, your tax dollars, you, the American worker, you foot the bill for everybody. How the DHS offices spend their time doing the really Important work, you know, of defending the homeland.
Timothy Hagan
Right now we're doing nothing.
Steven Crowder
What do you mean?
Timothy Hagan
It's kind of a shame that they don't. Because they were like, no more refugee resettlement. So for the past. Since the beginning of this administration, we've just been doing paperwork, which is amazing, and how boring it can be. We have a coloring wall. A coloring wall. Literally, a coloring wall. Yeah. We have coloring books because we're so bored. There's nothing thing to do. So all of our art gets put up on the wall. We've been doing a bunch of training, and we've been giving each other, like, fake Microsoft Word printout, accomplishment letters, which is how amazing we are. We had, like, some funny things going out. We had, like, a training the other two weeks ago or so. We were all doing absolutely nothing. We're all, like, doing, like, basic, like, security checks of individuals, which is just checking someone's name and date of birth. And we're all doing this for a week. And we were wondering, why are we doing this? So we spent two weeks doing that, and at the end of it, we realized this is just. Literally just someone just wasting Kristi Nomi's time.
Gerald
But Doge hasn't been in your office yet.
Timothy Hagan
I'm sure they have, but at the same time, we're considered immigration enforcement, so we're supposed to be exempt from all these things. But they have not specified that explicitly. None of us trust what's going on. No, it's been like two, like two, three months, 100 and some days now of just constancy. It's exhausting.
Steven Crowder
Mm, Geez. Remember the martyrs of the federal worker? It's exhausting doing nothing and having queer parties.
Gerald
Coloring. We have coloring books and we post our art on the walls.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah.
Gerald
How about just fired?
Steven Crowder
Yes, exactly.
Gerald
You solved the problem. You are no longer necessary, sir. It's obvious.
Steven Crowder
Bye.
Gerald
Bye.
Steven Crowder
By the way, in case you were wondering, and the left doesn't even really argue this anymore, but we're talking about border crossings down over 99%. If you think that that's a propaganda, just hear it straight from the gay horse's mouth. They're telling you they have nothing to do, and they still can't be laid off or downsized. You're paying for it. Comment below. You want to keep paying for it, or do you think. I think a legitimate purview of government is to keep us safe. But hey, if these people aren't needed and it's nothing but a bunch of Folsom Street Fair parties, at the DHS office. Okay? It's time to get rid of them. And if you want to help. Hey, if you see anything out there, any fraud, any waste, any abuse, though I think it's probably consensual at DHS. Any corruption, send us a tip. LWCTIPS, protonmail.com. that's LWCTIPS. Yeah, right there@protonmail.com our eyes and our ears are everywhere. We have. I'm not going to reveal it. This has been my club undercover. All right.
Joseph
I don't know if that's fair, that segment. That guy could have been just bragging about his coloring skills.
Steven Crowder
He could have.
Joseph
You know, you're trying to get laid, you tell a girl, hey, I could stay within the lines.
Steven Crowder
Exactly.
Joseph
You know, Yes, I know where my blues go. I know where my greens go. Right, Gerald? And I know all my colors.
Steven Crowder
That was low.
Joseph
What?
Steven Crowder
He has a disability, okay? What? He's colorblind. Oh, and he's done.
Joseph
I forgot.
Gerald
I've got gonorrhea too. You forgot?
Steven Crowder
Yeah. No. You know what, though? Actually, you deserve it because you and Johnny boy were given tasks that were color specific and never told me that you were colorblind for like three years.
Gerald
Well, because I wanted to prove it to you, Steven, not just tell you.
Steven Crowder
We had a color coded system.
Gerald
Yes.
Steven Crowder
And it never worked to me.
Gerald
It just looked like a system.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, Just look like a very inefficient system. Light. Great, another light. What's that supposed to mean? Well, you have to communicate, Gerald. All right, Speaking of communication, turns out that communication is kind of key when you're dealing with foreign relations. And I want you to keep this in mind. We have had people in our offices, largely the White House, the West Wing, who have approached issues entirely with the perspective of, well, what can we do legislatively? What can we force people to do? How can we use the never ending supply of taxpayer dollars to solve this issue? Hey, here's a novel idea. How about approaching some of these international conflicts, like Ukraine, Russia, as a business person, where you have to take into account selfish motives and a mutually beneficial interest. It's time for Insane in the Ukraine. Insane under Ukraine. Insane.
Gerald
Insane under Ukraine. All right, it's really him.
Steven Crowder
I'm going to let the left speak for themselves and then show you what's happened today. You obviously know about the mineral rights deal, but it's still important to hold the left accountable. Just like we did when they would say, yeah, how about the price of eggs? How about the price of eggs? We're Going to keep bringing that up because the left, they never actually, I should say very rarely actually win an argument or vindicated. They just move on to the next red herring. So we're going to sort of establish this with a little bit of then and now. Before that, if you have not yet downloaded the Rumble app, do so. Follow us. You get notifications when we are live. It's the best way to stay in touch. We are trying to get every single person who is still watching on YouTube. If you're on Facebook X follow us on Rumble. It's the one actual free speech platform and app out there. And we're live weekdays, 11:00am Eastern. So. Well, let's go to then. Very nice. The left was saying this and they'll move on to something else. Donald Trump is the worst negotiator of all time. And remember, he's going to abandon Ukraine and give it over to Russia. That's clearly what's happening. Trump is not only not the best negotiator, he's maybe the worst negotiator.
Gerald
The unfortunate thing here is that Donald.
Joseph
Trump is negotiating basically on behalf of Russia.
Steven Crowder
But maybe it's not, not fair to judge Trump's negotiating skills based on the Ukraine war. He didn't start that war. We all know Ukraine did by wearing that province. You knew what you were doing Ukraine when you sashayed your pretty little Donbas all around the Black Sea. So his moves are either idiotic, he looks like Mickey needs to cut his eye. Designed to abandon Ukraine in favor of Putin after saying to Russia, well, what if we divide it where you get everything? Putin just kept bombing and Trump is now reduced from the world's greatest negotiator to. Oh, that sounds really bad.
Gerald
It does.
Steven Crowder
Just give it all over to Russia. Do nothing. I mean, don't take into account the many, many. I mean, pledge 150 billion depending on the numbers you use at this point. But that brings us to now. This way, this way. Son of a. I have to reverse it. I was right. I need to trust myself. Trust your gun, Steven. Trust your gun. Trust your gun. Okay, so now the United States, Ukraine signed a landmark. It's signed now. It's done. The mineral deal reported.
Gerald
Ukraine and the US On Wednesday signed an investment deal that will give the US Access to a key minerals deal.
Steven Crowder
After months of negotiations, thanks to President Trump's tireless efforts to secure a lasting peace, this guy does need a height to announce the signing of today's historic economic partnership agreement between the United States and Ukraine, establishing the United States Ukraine Reconstruction Investment Fund.
Joseph
Get it?
Steven Crowder
This partnership allows the United States to invest alongside to unlock Ukraine's growth assets, mobilize American talent, capital and governance standards that will improve Ukraine's investment climate and accelerate Ukraine's economic recovery. Today's agreement signals clearly to Russian leadership that the Trump administration is committed to a peace process centered on a free, sovereign and prosperous Ukraine over the long term. Are you like, proactively? Anti fun. It's not fair. He's paralyzed from the neck down. Would I have egg on my. Well, you know what? Charles Krouthammer was actually paralyzed and was far more entertaining than that man.
Gerald
Way more engaging. Listen, that guy's very smart and I like hearing what he has to say, but just in very short snippets.
Joseph
That's actually my comedy coach.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Joseph
Learn everything from him.
Gerald
Yes.
Joseph
Hope you didn't pay him.
Steven Crowder
So for those of you who aren't or who haven't brushed up on this yet, all the references are available. Link in the description as we do every single show. I hope everyone else starts following suit, especially in the age of misinformation. Let me sort of recap the deal. This basically establishes, creates a joint fund between the United States and Ukraine. Okay. That fund is going to invest in extraction of critical minerals and by the way, also oil and gas. But critical minerals are pretty big. It's sort of a weak spot for us for the first 10 years profit. Those are supposed to be reinvested in Ukraine. And the United States will get first right of refusal, basically meaning first dibs as it relates to investments that are involved or support mineral rare earth extraction. And I want to be really clear here. What's most important about this is this ties the United States our interests to the Ukraine. But it's not a blank check. This is effectively a way of beginning to draw those lines for Russia without simply having to draw those lines and say, don't do it. You better not. Russia knows that we have an interest in this. It creates an alliance. It solves the issue, but is mutually beneficial. Not all of them. You add the nuclear plant deal to it, and guess what? We'd be effectively done. Yeah.
Gerald
And you end up doing a deal, potentially. If Russia still wants to do it with minerals over there. And you've started to kind of help do something that most presidents don't do. Most of the presidents go, look at the size of my military. Here are sanctions. Remember, you don't want the military to step into the sanctions. Right?
Steven Crowder
Right.
Gerald
And the countries get around the sanctions or they deal with the sanctions, we obviously saw it with Iran, with Russia, with other countries throughout history. Donald Trump says, here's an economic incentive. And don't forget, I have the military, which I use with precision most of the time, like taking out Soleimani, people like that, that's a different thing. He's using the economic incentives and power of the United States instead of just relying on the military.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Gerald
That's why he's the no new wars president.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Gerald
He's done a good job.
Steven Crowder
It doesn't mean he'll always be well. And Josh had a great point, but I want to first read from the Treasury Secretary, Scott Bessen, in a statement, something pretty important. He said, to be clear, no state or person who financed or supplied the Russian war machine will be allowed to benefit from the reconstruction of Ukraine.
Joseph
Now, does that, I assume that's talking about like China, North Korea.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Joseph
States like that. But does it include states in, in the European Union that have been purchasing.
Steven Crowder
Oil that's a good.
Joseph
From Russia? I know technically it's not. You know, it's not all Russian owned oil. Like the, the Kremlin doesn't own the oil. I get that. But you're still fueling their economy. You're still fueling the war machine in a way.
Steven Crowder
I think it's a very good point.
Joseph
It would be considered that if you were doing it to the U.S. yep. If you were buying U.S. missiles or U.S. products and you were fighting a war against somebody else, they would go, hey, why are you fueling the US Military industrial complex?
Steven Crowder
If nothing else, I would like them to clarify. And Donald Trump should use this as a leverage point so that Europe has to answer for demanding we fund Ukraine while they spend far more money on.
Joseph
Russian energy while simultaneously keeping us out of the deals.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Joseph
Well, after Biden trying to keep Donald Trump and his administration out of any peace talks between Russia and Ukraine.
Gerald
Yes.
Joseph
Trying to prolong this war. I don't know, God knows for what reason.
Steven Crowder
And simultaneously not making us their primary energy trading partner.
Gerald
Donald Trump even warned them about this before in his first term. He warned them about this at the UN We've played.
Steven Crowder
They laughed at him this before.
Gerald
Exactly. They laughed at him. It's like, guys, you saw this coming, by the way. This is not a small thing. This is $15 trillion potentially worth of minerals in Ukraine. It also gives American companies first dibs.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Gerald
So if the United States has that control, this is where it really materially benefits us. And not just sending money overseas. Our companies can go over there and do this. Kind of work, and we get preferential treatment. That's fantastic for us and great for Ukraine as well. It's also for Russia.
Steven Crowder
Here's the thing, too. It's also an approach that takes into account human nature.
Gerald
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Let me be clear about that. I just like, this is one thing where when Zelensky, we are not going to. You're going to do whatever Russia says unless you have the United States. Okay. And to be clear, this little, tiny, small nation, a place that most leftists couldn't point out on a map, Ukraine. Guess you don't exist anymore. And the only way you get other nations to provide any type of protection is if you add something valuable. All right, okay. What are you giving to the world that is worth protecting with Ukraine? Pretty much just rare earth minerals. That's it. So, okay, this is what you bring to the table. This is what you offer that warrants some kind of protection, not just the demands. Grandstanding in a mock neck sweater saying, hey, we need to fund you, otherwise Russia's coming for us next. All right, you know what? Good. We get it. You add value through rare earth minerals. We can work with you on that. And you need a little bit of protection because you haven't built up your military as you guys should have. Also, this agreement has effectively put an end to Zelensky's notorious backroom mineral deals. Yeah, those were just.
Gerald
Goodbye. Is that a worm?
Joseph
No, that's the lady from the Watch and React video.
Gerald
After her cats were done with her.
Steven Crowder
The Ukraine Foreign Affairs Committee even said, you know, the more American economic interests in our country, the better the chances are for our survival. I hope that this deal will open the way for Ukraine to receive more military assistance from the United States. Exactly.
Gerald
Sorry, no.
Steven Crowder
And this is something that I want. Sure. This helps the United States steer Ukraine's actions. Right. There are a lot of benefits here. I hope that we move on to this nuclear deal. That would be important. That would probably solve, I'd say, about 90% of what's going on here without having to have some kind of a declaration of war. But this is fundamentally different in an approach. Whether you like it or not. Please comment. If you see it from Donald Trump, it's a business approach versus government. How is, for example, Barack Obama or Joe Biden, who hasn't seen the private sector basically since he was a teenager, how is he going to identify, all right, what is the mutually beneficial relationship here? What are the selfish interests of Ukraine? And is there a way that we can work within that that benefits us Think about this. Joe Biden, Barack Obama, their entire life, their entire life has been writing checks where if they did it in the business world, every single one of them take, you know, the build back better, the giant stimulus infrastructure bill could bankrupt the company. At no point have they had to take into account. Hold on a second. We have finite resources. There's a give and take. What's the take?
Gerald
Right?
Steven Crowder
They just write a blank check. It's the first time you have a president going, okay, let's start off from. We know what you want, we know what you need. All right, what do we bring to the table and what do we need? It is a true free enterprise mindset. And ironically, for a country that was based on free enterprise, we haven't seen it as a function of government or at least a starting gosh, in my lifetime, it's just been a check and a check and a policy and a red line that isn't respected. And then you foot the bill. That's how you end up with this kind of debt. Let's contrast, just to be really clear, put a finer point on how Biden and Barack Obama got the Ukrainians to do what they wanted. I said, I'm not going to.
Joseph
We're not going to give you the billion dollars. They said, you have no authority.
Steven Crowder
You're not the president. The president said, I said, call him. I said, I'm telling you, you're not getting a billion dollars. I said, you're not getting a billion. I'm going to be leaving. Leaving here. And I think it was, what, six hours?
Joseph
I looked.
Steven Crowder
I said, I'm leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money.
Joseph
Oh, son of a.
Steven Crowder
Got fired. And they put in place someone who was solid at the time. The women put in some. Someone in place who wasn't going to be looking into Burisma. Yes, right.
Joseph
Someone who's solid. Someone who can be paid off.
Steven Crowder
Yes, exactly.
Gerald
Protects your son and your business dealings, which.
Steven Crowder
Finding someone who is bribable in Ukraine, that is a tall order.
Joseph
It's like finding the basketball player.
Steven Crowder
So there you go. You guys can comment below how significant you think this is. And by the way, speaking of business, everyone serves a master. That's the, you know, Adam Smith, the invisible hand that sets markets. That's the beauty of that, being a master as opposed to one person pulling the strings. We serve them. Hey, it's you. It's not giant corporate overlords. It's not the algorithm of YouTube or Big Tech or X or Instagram or TikTok. I'm banned from TikTok. Whatever it is that day, it's you. We're not funded by a foreign caliphate. It's mugs. So please do consider if you want this to continue, joining Rumble Premium mug club is Rumble Premium. Rumble Premium is mug club. It's 99 annually. If you want the hand etched mug or try it for $9 a month, you get 100% more of this show. You get everything ad free. It's the best value there is right now. Your one stop shop for free speech content. We get it. Tip jar fatigue. Everything's a Patreon and a Gofundme. And I mean, how many, how many murderers, parents, Cadillacs do you need to buy, by the way?
Gerald
Can I just. I say that all the time. Sorry. By the way, the media should be covering this as a huge win for peace. It's a great step in the direction of peace. They talked about this. They gave him crap. When the deal didn't get signed, Zelinsky overplayed his hand at the White House. This should have been signed a while ago and this should have been weeks into the peace process. Not. Okay, now we finally have a deal.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Gerald
And the media has said, okay, well, there's this deal and there's, you know, some of these problems with it. It should be celebrated.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald
They're cheering on more death. That is insane to me.
Steven Crowder
The left has no guiding principles. No, it's just Orange man dead.
Gerald
Yes, exactly.
Steven Crowder
Orange man dead.
Gerald
The opposition, whoever it happens to be, and Trump happens to be the person they hate the most in history of the opposition.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah. I don't understand this, by the way. An argument could be made that this was really, really what Putin didn't want. And as he. Because you can see, as the mineral deal got closer to being finalized, that's where he ramped up a tax.
Gerald
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Not saying I can prove it, but there's definitely a strong correlation there. If I happen to be Putin, I'd be going, I really don't want this to happen.
Gerald
You don't want that to happen. If Europe had signed this deal with them, the minerals deal, and come to some kind of a peaceful end of this, I would be applauding Europe. Finally you stood up and did your job. Great job. I'm not going to be cheering on them. Oh, I can't believe they did it. I mean, that's just going to follow. They're just going to keep. They should just keep killing each other.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, but if you're up. It would have no teeth.
Gerald
I know, but I'm just saying, like.
Steven Crowder
Russia, they just show up one day and Russia is in their. Their mineral lot. Like, what are you doing here? How about I'm taking it now? Well, please don't.
Gerald
If Kamala Harris walked out of a negotiating room with a giant long table with Putin and Zelensky and come to a peace deal, I would have applauded that because it stops this stupid war.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, well, she wouldn't be able to walk on her own two feet. She'd be carried out because she's an alcoholic. Lush.
Gerald
Well, she got them drunk, which is hard to do for a Russian.
Joseph
I would have worked faster, though. She probably would have got the job done faster, you know?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, don't. Yes, exactly. Especially if she was drunk and she combined it with cocaine. Now let's go on to. Hey, speaking of. I don't want to say speaking of black, because we were talking about Kamala Harris.
Joseph
I think it's too late. I think you said it.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald
You don't want to be accused of anything for some. Something you said out of context.
Steven Crowder
I want to make the case here, and I want this to be very. Let's make this definitive. Yeah. I'm going to stick my claim right here. Donald Trump has never been seen as a racist. He's been in the public eye for many, many decades. He wasn't accused of racism. People didn't believe he was racist. No. There was never even, like I said, a whiff of it until he ran for president. And not only that, Donald Trump was embraced by the black community. I'm going to make the case he was actually, I would argue, and you can maybe present me with someone else, but I don't think it exists. I don't think the person exists. I believe Donald Trump was the most embraced white guy figure by the black community as far as pop culture goes, ever in my lifetime.
Gerald
Mm.
Steven Crowder
Comment below if you disagree with that statement. There might be an exception, but, I mean, I could count on one hand. I can't think of any other super white guy who got as much praise, cameos and was embraced by the black community. But all of a sudden, it all changed. And so that brings us to this jumping off point. You know, Philadelphia Eagles, the running back there, Saquon Barkley. It's now a huge controversy that this man, who happens to be black, spent some time with the President of the United States.
Joseph
What a nice guy he is.
Steven Crowder
I wanted to race him, but I.
Joseph
Decided not to do it.
Steven Crowder
Like that's clearly a joke. But remember with Riley. Remember with Riley Gaines where she, you know, But I'm still a man. I would beat her in a swimming race. And like, he meant it. He clearly didn't.
Joseph
You're a misogynist pig. Look at him. Look at the shape of his body. Does he really think he's gonna beat Right again or. That's what they would do. Take this totally serious, right? Yeah, but look at him. You think he's gonna beat Saquon Barkley?
Steven Crowder
He's a Super bowl running back. But they haven't bitten on this. You know why? Because the idea that Donald Trump could potentially beat Riley Gaines in a swimming match is still more plausible than a white guy beating Saquon in a race at all. So people are like, see, I think he means it. He's delusional. Whereas this, like, okay, I can't believe it.
Joseph
To them, for that matter, too.
Steven Crowder
I was gonna do it, but I decided not to. I didn't want to embarrass him.
Gerald
Sore hammy.
Joseph
I ran a 4, 140 in college.
Gerald
Oh, geez. Yeah. Come on.
Joseph
Didn't want to embarrass me. Only ran a 4. 4. It's pretty good.
Steven Crowder
Only two did it. Me and that little colored fella, Cat Williams.
Joseph
Oh, yeah.
Steven Crowder
So he spent some time with Saquon. All right. You know, the left, too. They want to bridge racial. They want to heal the racial. You know how they're gonna solve the problem of slavery from generations ago? By not allowing black guys and white guys to be friends. Here's their response.
Gerald
He's essentially being used kind of as a propaganda tool.
Joseph
But once you make that decision, realize that. That people like you and I can be here on television to question whether or not where it is you truly stand by standing and aligning yourself with somebody. The question is, blackness has really done a lot and has a very long history of completely disrespecting people who look like you. Because if you didn't play sports, if you were not a Super bowl champion, if you were not Saquon Barkley, his reception of you would be a lot different.
Gerald
One of the things I'm reminded of, there's a quote that's attributed to the Greek philosopher or the Greek politician Pericles, where he says it's attributed to him. It's similar words, paraphrase. And he says, you may not be interested in politics, but that doesn't mean politics won't be interested in you.
Steven Crowder
I don't understand what that woman was saying. Was she saying that the President should.
Gerald
Host losers or just white people?
Steven Crowder
I don't know.
Joseph
I think that she was saying that if you weren't a. If you didn't rush for 2,000 yards and win the super bowl, then he wouldn't care about you.
Steven Crowder
Oh, okay.
Joseph
If you were just a regular black person, he would hate.
Steven Crowder
I get it, I get it. But then they said that he hosted a losing swimmer, Riley Gaines. Why is she even there? She just lost because of a tranny. But okay. By the way, Saquon addressed this on X. I think pretty well here. He said, lol. Some people are really upset because I played golf and flew to the White House with the president. Maybe I just respect the office. Not a hard concept to understand. Just golfed with Obama not too long ago and look forward to finishing my round with Trump. Now you get out my mentions with all this politics and have an amazing day. Great. Classy guy.
Gerald
Yes, he is.
Steven Crowder
This is what. This is what Colin Kaepernick, who wishes he would have a career like this man, of course this is what it was about. It wasn't one man's protest who knew nothing about the history of this country. It was the media emboldening it. It was the media undergirding it, the media lifting it up to the point that we now have a black national anthem while they condemn a successful black athlete who's not making a statement, who's merely being friendly. And I want to tell you how pernicious or at least showcases this type of racism is from the left. Before his 2016 run, Donald Trump was never even in the talks of someone who could potentially be a racist. I know you'll find a few people who complain the man was a friend to black celebrities. He would appear on black talk shows on a regular basis. He made cameos on our biggest black shows in the 90s movies. And there is not a single figure I can think of, certainly a white figure who has been referenced, mentioned, exalted more in the hip hop community precisely by black artists. This is a long montage. If I missed one, you let me know. We just want to drive this point home.
Joseph
Walk up on your whiskey mask and pump and fire them shots. Just like I'm Donald Trump.
Steven Crowder
I gotta say what's up to Digital Underground and Humpty Hump. Cause he making more than Donald Trump. You know what I'm saying?
Gerald
Not chump change.
Steven Crowder
I'm talking Donald Trump change.
Gerald
I'm talking Steve Wynn.
Steven Crowder
I'm talking, you know, richest N in my hood.
Joseph
Call me Donald Trump.
Steven Crowder
Trump. Well, I'M the ghetto's answer to the Trump I'm cancer to the Hamptons Got a big billboard out of Madison at.
Joseph
The Trump and you at the Radisson.
Steven Crowder
I'm back with the funk chump, you want funk how many lumps I got spunk I'm well known like Donald Trump.
Joseph
I might pull a rack and get.
Steven Crowder
Ratchet But I be Donald Trump and these hoes might just wipe my ass with their savings I be Donald Trump in these hoes I'm trying to stuff.
Gerald
Him till I can't fit no more.
Steven Crowder
I'm talking Donald Trump level I started out broke, got rich, lost paper then made it back like Trump being up, down, up play with cash time to flip the work make the block bump boys call me Black Donald Trump Let me ask you could you picture them doing that with David Duke? For reference and all references available, he was mentioned by all of the artists I'm about to list. Young Jock that was it's going down 2006 Nelly Country Grammar 2000 Ice Cube both in I gotta say what's up 1990 and three strikes you in 1998 E40 Trump change in 98 Redman defunk in 92 Old Dirty Bastard protect your neck, protect your neck to The Zoo in 95 Shawty Lowe and Lola Monroe Boss Bitch in 2010 Ray Shrimmard I don't know, I'm not familiar up like Trump in 2014 Meek Mill off the corner 2014 Jay Z Hubba Interlude in 99 NAS locomotive 2012 Young Yeezy Trump in 2011 Juicy J Shootin 2013 DJ Khaled and Nicki Minaj I wanna be with you Big sean get it 2011 but it's not just the hip hop community who don't typically embrace white supremacists. He was also friends with Oprah, appearing on her show eight times. Guest starred in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, the single biggest black sitcom of that era. Declared Arsenio hall the winner of the Celebrity Apprentice who sucks. And he was even featured as the keynote speaker with noted racist Reverend Jesse Jackson.
Joseph
This sounds like political presidential talk to me. And I know people have talked to.
Steven Crowder
You about whether or not you want to run.
Joseph
Would you. Would you ever?
Steven Crowder
Probably.
Joseph
Probably not. But I do get tired of seeing.
Steven Crowder
The country ripped off.
Joseph
Why would you not? I just don't think I really have.
Steven Crowder
The inclination to do it.
Joseph
I love what I'm doing.
Steven Crowder
I really like it.
Joseph
Also, it doesn't pay as well.
Steven Crowder
No, it doesn't.
Joseph
But I do get tired of seeing what's happening with this country.
Steven Crowder
And if it got so bad, I.
Joseph
Would never want to rule it out totally. Because I really am tired of seeing.
Steven Crowder
What'S happening with this country, how we're really making other people live like kings and we're not. Hey, Mr. Trump. Hey, how you doing? Will Smith. Hey, listen, you are getting a great house here. And this is quite a deal you're getting for it, too. Look, I'll tell you what, doing another 50 grand. I cut the grass for you every Saturday. Thank you for ruining my life.
Joseph
Ashley, what did you do? Everybody's always blaming me for everything.
Steven Crowder
When I ran for the presidency in 84, 88, and many others thought it was either laughing or something to avoid. He came to our business meeting here in New York because he has this sense of the curious and a will to rest and make things better. He is a serious person who is.
Joseph
An effective builder of building with a build of people.
Steven Crowder
Donald Trump for a few minutes. Challenges and opportunities to embrace the underserved communities.
Gerald
Don't Trump.
Steven Crowder
We have the aforementioned Mr. Donald Trump and the winner, Arsenio Hall. He was crowned that fight for the winner of the Celebrity Apprentice last night. Good morning to both of you. Arsenio Hall, I know you're really excited about this. Congratulations. I mean, when I was a kid.
Joseph
I entered a contest.
Gerald
I was a magician.
Joseph
That's why me and Penn Jillette had.
Gerald
Such things in common.
Steven Crowder
I was second in the contest. Coming to America, I'm the second lead. Competed in late night, Johnny Carson, the king. I was always second. But you know what? This morning, I'm number one. I forgot also, first Apprentice winner, non celebrity Apprentice was Omarosa Rosa, who I didn't like at all, but hey, yeah. But not because she's black.
Gerald
No, not because she's black, but she.
Steven Crowder
Was kind of bitchy.
Gerald
Yes.
Steven Crowder
So the point is black Americans, they've embraced. Let me ask you this. Let's cut through the does anyone really think Donald Trump's a racist and against who? They tried to sell the Mexican thing, but then particularly when you look at Gen Z Latinos, it's even worse for liberals. More Gen Z Latinos would vote Trump if they determined the electoral map. Gen Z Latinos, it'd be over 400 electoral votes. It wouldn't even be close. So obviously they don't buy it. And unfortunately, when a black man like Saquon doesn't buy it, you gotta do the uncle. Does anyone out there actually think this guy is a race? And if so, hey, when did it change? Why did it change? It's not just the TV appearances. It's not just being embraced by the community. African Americans, and I hate that term, they embraced. They were the primary market for most of President Trump's consumer goods, like Trump vodka, Trump steaks, and of course, Trump pimp coats. It was one of those. That was. What are you doing there, tool man? You missed the Photoshop. Oh, I'm sorry. Are you high?
Joseph
He's drinking Trump vodka.
Steven Crowder
He's drinking Trump. Trump purple drank.
Gerald
Do you have a stroke?
Steven Crowder
It'll. Maybe it'll get you there.
Joseph
And who's to say he wasn't out there on that golf course talking, Talking about race relations, talking about, you know, but they probably weren't. They probably weren't there. Just probably chopping it up, saying, you know, do guy talk, locker room talk.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, guy talk, locker room.
Joseph
But, yeah, who's to say he's not out there going, hey, I didn't like what you did. Yeah, about this, you know, I don't like what you said about this person or. Or how you handled this situation. And Trump goes, oh, maybe you're right. Maybe I was a little. Yeah, yeah, I was a little too forthright with that, by the way. Immediately. Like, how could you even talk to him? You could. You went out, played go. You were in the same room as him.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Gerald
You smiled with him.
Steven Crowder
But you know what else? You know who was zero parts offended at the grab him by the pussy comment? Black men in America. How do I know? Grab any. Any hip hop album that you can find. You'll hear worse. And it's a brag, just to be clear. Yeah. What were you about to say there? Noon? I was just gonna say, and honestly, to kind of the opposite point, I'd hope they weren't talking about it because there's that.
Joseph
The whole Morgan Freeman clip where he says, you know, just stop talking about it.
Steven Crowder
That's how you make it go away. It's like if we just interact like, like normal human beings to each other, it stops. I actually think that Donald Trump is a really good example of how to interact with people from other races. He's not colorblind. If you go and watch the Apprentice, he would treat them just like everybody else. He would step him down, go, no, look, you're dead. Look, you failed. You gotta take responsibility. Or he would tell them that he liked what they did. You could not. If you were to just read a transcript and take away the, you know, the names like Omarosa and Raekwon, whatever it is, if you took that out, you would not be able to discern who he was speaking, the race of the person with whom he was speaking, outside of, if it ever came up where you address the relevant details. Hey, weren't we also told that golf had some kind of a glass ceiling for a racial ceiling for black people, but Tiger woods kind of broke through half of it.
Gerald
Yeah, he did.
Steven Crowder
Now you got a black man playing golf on the golf course with the president. I don't even know. By the way, that's also the same sport where our president was almost shot. Hey, guess what else earns him street cred with black guys? Dummies. Half the hip hop artists out there literally wish they could write the backstory of being shot and getting up and chanting, fight, fight, fight.
Joseph
Some have written false ones.
Gerald
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Yes, exactly. That's true. So, all right, if you are not a Rumble Premium member, click that button. Right. Right. Now we're going to continue with a segment that could will definitely go off the rails here in a little bit. And hey, if you're not quite there yet, we just ask that you tune in tomorrow and allow us to prove to you why this is the right place to join. But you will be whisked onto Tim Pool's platform like the flute in Mario 3. And right now we are going to continue discussing my favorite Cajun. I actually would love to have him on the show. James Carville has talked a lot of trash. He's wanted to break David Togg in half for a while.
Gerald
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
But I believe this is the first time that these forces have collided in the same. Right. In the same program or in the same room where they've communicated together. Carville Hogg, let's let them have tryouts.
Joseph
And you said that members of the.
Steven Crowder
DNC should sue him for doing this. Since James is.
Joseph
Since David is a member of the party leadership, he is.
Podcast Summary: "Trump's Ukraine Mineral Deal Explained: How this Could Effectively End the War"
Podcast Information
The episode opens with host Steven Crowder welcoming viewers to the live stream, addressing technical issues briefly, and introducing the main segments. Crowder outlines the primary topics for discussion:
Crowder passionately defends former President Donald Trump against accusations of racism, asserting that Trump was "the least racist or prejudiced president of my lifetime" and highlighting his positive relationships with the Black community prior to his 2016 presidential run.
Crowder contrasts Trump with other presidents, particularly Barack Obama, suggesting that Trump maintained better relationships across racial lines.
The discussion shifts to Saquon Barkley, a prominent NFL player, who met with Donald Trump. Crowder addresses the backlash Barkley faced, emphasizing that such interactions should not tarnish Barkley's reputation.
Crowder criticizes the media's portrayal of Barkley, suggesting that the outrage is unfounded and highlighting Barkley’s previous engagements with President Obama as acceptable.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the "Mud Club Undercover" segment featuring Timothy Hagan, a whistleblower from the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). Hagan reveals alarming details about the DHS work environment, asserting that an unusually high percentage of employees identify as LGBTQ+.
Hagan describes a lack of substantial work being performed at DHS, citing monotonous tasks and minimal enforcement activities, which Crowder uses to criticize the department's efficiency and motives.
Crowder extrapolates Hagan's comments to suggest systemic social engineering within government institutions, urging listeners to report any perceived corruption or inefficiency.
The core segment revolves around the newly signed investment deal between the United States and Ukraine, termed the United States Ukraine Reconstruction Investment Fund. Crowder explains how this economic partnership is designed to promote peace by aligning U.S. interests with Ukraine's recovery efforts.
Crowder emphasizes that the deal provides the U.S. with first rights to critical mineral investments, thereby reducing Russia's influence and promoting mutual economic benefits.
He contrasts this approach with previous administrations, praising Trump for employing economic incentives over military aggression to address international conflicts.
Crowder critiques former Presidents Barack Obama and Joe Biden for their handling of Ukraine, suggesting that their strategies lacked the business acumen necessary for effective negotiations. He argues that Trump's business-oriented approach offers a more pragmatic solution.
The host expresses frustration with media narratives, claiming that the media downplays or misrepresents the significance of the Ukraine mineral deal as a victory for peace.
Crowder accuses the media of being biased against Trump, undermining his achievements and portraying him negatively despite substantial evidence to the contrary.
Returning to the theme of Trump's relations with the Black community, Crowder lists numerous instances where Trump was embraced by Black celebrities and the broader community before his presidency, challenging the narrative that he became a racist figure.
He cites Trump's appearances on Black talk shows, cameos in films popular within the Black community, and friendships with Black celebrities as evidence of his supportive stance.
In wrapping up, Crowder reiterates the importance of the Ukraine mineral deal, positioning it as a strategic economic move that could lead to lasting peace. He urges listeners to support the show through Rumble Premium to sustain free speech and continue hosting such critical discussions.
Crowder closes by criticizing the left for their inconsistent stance on peace and international relations, reinforcing his belief in Trump’s capabilities as a negotiator and leader.
Key Takeaways:
Notable Sections to Listen To:
This episode provides a comprehensive analysis of the Ukraine mineral deal, intertwining it with broader themes of political discourse, media representation, and the defense of Donald Trump's legacy. Crowder's passionate delivery and inclusion of guest testimonials aim to persuade listeners of the deal's significance in ending the Ukraine-Russia conflict and restoring international peace through economic means.