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Steven Crowder
Welcome to the lineup live on Rumble, 9am Eastern now, all the way up until 7pm Eastern because we've added Andrew Wilson and then Nick DePaulo who by the way is in third chair today. So hold on to your butts. We have a lot to get to. Right off the top. Donald Trump just gave a response on Iran. This just happened. We're going to run that for you. We're bringing it into the system right now. A lot has been made. Look, let me start with this. Lindsey Graham's a weiner, okay? No one likes him on that. We can find some common ground. But we are going to look at what happened in Iran here yesterday. Tucker's interview with Ted Cruz, which is making the rounds. Is it in good faith? Is it gotcha? I don't know. I don't know if you remember this. It's Gay pride month. It still is that thing. And it's a good thing that you've forgotten, but it's an even better thing that will show you what happens when Western liberals go to Egypt to march in solidarity. They get beaten and accosted. And Jon Stewart believes that you shouldn't have guns. And he created an entire segment that revolved around the analogy of illegal immigration good to him and firearm ownership bad. How did he equivocate. It makes no more sense once I explain it to you, but you'll have a few laughs. On with the show. That girl winning. Listen, I appreciate the new used washing machine you found for me, but I really need a dryer, too. Damn it, woman. You know it's between 11am Eastern to 1pm which means I'm launching Lighter with Crowder live on the Rumble lineup. You know that's my routine, and I get upset when you disrupt it. We've been through this, and we don't need a dryer, Josephine. That's what the ropes are for. String it out. There's a storm coming home. Can't you string it out? I string you up your fat. I will string you up you fat if I can find a bungee cord that will handle the weight. Click Rumble Premium and join now for 99 annually or $9.99 a month to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content creators and free speech. It's. That's a bad start. I hit my microphone with my full mug.
Unknown
You spilled?
Steven Crowder
Yeah, I actually have a drinking problem. All right, two questions for today. What's the gayest thing you've seen this Pride Month? And who is dividing the right? Because there's a little bit, some people are saying a civil war on the right, and it's that sort of Spider man meme of people saying, you, you, you, you, you, you. Who do you think it is? You think it's Donald Trump? Or do you think it's the people who are saying that Donald Trump is a traitor for his position on Iran? And where do you line up? I think this is an issue that does require, I hate to use a term, nuance, but it does require just two layers deeper than we don't want war because we don't want war. And I don't want a single American body to die for anyone's interests outside of the United States?
Unknown
Yep.
Steven Crowder
That's. That's not the whole story, though, right now. I think we all agree on that. And we all agree again that Lindsey Graham is a wiener.
Nick DePaulo
Well, you are what you eat.
Steven Crowder
What? Mitch McConnell. What? That's what bothers you have any idea what just took place during run through? And that's what bothers you. All right, Captain Morgan, CEO is here and now, of course, host of the show. Well, with his namesake at 6pm here on the Rumble lineup live, 6pm Eastern. And he's going to be at Hyenas Comedy Club in Dallas, Texas, July 12th. See all his dates nickdip.com Funniest man alive. Nick DePaulo. How are you, sir?
Nick DePaulo
Very good, thank you. The next night I'll be in Houston at the. It's called a secret. What did I say it was?
Steven Crowder
Secret Garden. The kid in a wheelchair back there who's like, I want to see the petunia's mother.
Unknown
Just looking up on your.
Nick DePaulo
What did I say it was?
Steven Crowder
The secret room, for the love of Pete. I think it's the secret. It sounds like an Eyes Wide Shut party. That's what it sounds like it was, the secret.
Nick DePaulo
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
It's a private showing for the CIA before we go on to Gay pride, which you may have forgotten about. This is just in. Donald Trump was just asked, I believe, about an extended war with Iran. Is that the question?
Unknown
Putting up the flag poles at the White House. And I think he was asked a question about this.
Steven Crowder
American flags, right? Well, not rainbow flags.
Unknown
I'm pretty sure knowing the guy well.
Steven Crowder
That'S a good start. Let's see his answer right here. It's about a minute long.
Nick DePaulo
Stay with you regardless.
Steven Crowder
And you've gone through different regardless. But some of the people in the.
Nick DePaulo
Base don't want a long term war.
Steven Crowder
They're afraid that we're going to get.
Nick DePaulo
Into a long term.
Donald Trump
What you look, we're looking. It's only, I only want one thing. Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon.
Nick DePaulo
That's it.
Donald Trump
I'm not looking long term structure. And I've been saying that for 20 years. I've been saying it as a civilian who got a lot of publicity. People would cover it very simply, Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon. It's not a question of anything else. And if you did, you wouldn't have much of a country because they would use it on us and they'd use it on other people and they'd be a terror all over the world. So I may have some people that are a little bit unhappy, but I have some people that are very happy and have people outside of the base that can't believe that this is happening. They're so happy. And there was a poll that just came out today that my approval rating is the highest it's ever been. All I'm doing is saying you can't have a nuclear weapon. And I tried to do it nicely. And then on day 61, I said let's go because we can't let that happen. And I've been saying it for 20 years.
Steven Crowder
There you go. And that's something we talked about quite a bit. Look, you can disagree with Donald Trump's position. And by the way, I understand disagreement. Anyone who tells you that Donald Trump has flip flopped or that Donald Trump has betrayed his voters, if you believe that, and I say this with as much sincerity as I can muster for a comedy show, if you believe that Donald Trump has switched his stance on Iran, I would strongly suggest double checking on the sources that you trust to inform you, because there is no way you could possibly believe that unless you have been lied to. Take away Israel, take away all that. If you believe that Donald Trump has betrayed anybody by saying Iran cannot have a nuke, you have been lied to. And I think that that's pretty important. Something else that's a lie is the idea that if you're tolerant enough, if you're empathetic enough, and if you convert to Islam enough, that for some reason you think they may actually accept your LGBTQ aip. Which brings us to Gay Pride Month. Oh, that's.
Unknown
It's the twist at the end.
Steven Crowder
That's new.
Unknown
It's like an Emerald Shyamalan thing.
Steven Crowder
You got it. Oh, there you go, Applejack. Come on now.
Unknown
Nice. Well, no, you started it. You gotta finish it now.
Steven Crowder
By the way, Tool man is sick today, and case you couldn't tell why, his understudy. So good news. Good news. And this is going to tie into Egypt and people being beaten mercilessly, which is a lot of fun. You in Germany can be lgbtq, AIP and go to a super traditional mosque. Further than audio. Yes. It's a freaky tranny.
Nick DePaulo
Great.
Steven Crowder
Well, we'll see how that works in Egypt.
Unknown
Make sure it's a one story mosque.
Steven Crowder
Does it have a tiger, by the way? I love how this transgender stopped with the effort after the eyebrows.
Unknown
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
They can tell I'm not into religion because I figured they don't accept me, so I don't really care. You got half of it right, by the way. It seems like the Ayatollah has half of it right at this point.
Unknown
I know. So it never happened in Tehran.
Steven Crowder
I just find it sticking. Awesome. Simon.
Richard Karn
Simon.
Steven Crowder
Fisting. What?
Unknown
No.
Nick DePaulo
On gag ball.
Steven Crowder
Yes. H e so le the chap. It's just. This is a perfect. When people talk about white privilege, they're talking about German LGBTQ Muslims. That's really what they're talking about. What? And this mosque is so progressive, even their jihadists made a statement. Allah Akbar. It's not as intimidating.
Unknown
That's a happy ending, though.
Richard Karn
Was that David Tell.
Unknown
All right.
Steven Crowder
Okay. You say he's gay, but he's a Muslim in Germany. Boom. All right, so this works in Germany and it works here. You know, when you have transgender whatever. Z's protesting in support of Palestine and Hamas. But let's see how even the non gay but liberal Westerners fare as they bring their Western virtue signaling to a place, by the way, in support of Palestine, a place called Egypt. Immediate beatings. Thank you. Allow us to march to Palestine.
Nick DePaulo
That's a song, brother. That's actually. Please, you got to.
Steven Crowder
You've got to listen to me.
Nick DePaulo
Oh, he's on his knees.
Steven Crowder
Hello, White. Hello, Whitefest. In case you were wondering. Yes, that is a bunch of white bitches who support Palestine shouting Allahu Akbar. To try and stop the merciless beatings from uncaring Egyptians.
Unknown
Yes, Muslims, by the way, just.
Steven Crowder
It's the feel good family film of the year.
Unknown
Yes. Just when you thought the Jews hated the Palestinians. Might I introduce the Egyptians?
Steven Crowder
Yes, exactly. You know, they're like, they're illegal to Egypt. Palestinians are like, they're illegal Mexicans. Makes sense. That's right. They don't want them. So the Egyptian police stopped the Westerners near the Sinai peninsula. At least 73 activists were actively deported by Egyptian police after being actively beaten. And they even mummified one for shits and giggles. By the way, quick note. Toolman Tim is out sick today. We wish him the best. So actually we have Applejack filling in and. Where's Billy? Can I get a hand over here? Billy. What the hell happened? I was short on cash and, you know, my bookie kind of, you know, taught me quick lessons. What? Yeah, he just, you know, I wasn't paying him, so I. This can't keep happening. Look, I told you, last call and I've told everyone. Call American Financing. They've helped hundreds of thousands of Americans. You can refinance, have some extra cash to pay off that bookie, take care of your medical bills. You can save up to like $800 a month on average. Or put off two mortgage payments. Is it anything else? NMLS 0182334. That's. That's great. Could somebody help me to my chair if I'm kind of busy?
Unknown
Look, I got it, but it's NMLS 182334. There is no zero in that. I'm sorry.
Steven Crowder
Oh, NMLS here. Just. Just 182334. Yeah, yeah, I'd like to get back to the show. I got stuff I gotta do. Good segment on gun control. Okay, just. If you can stand with your broken legs and gun statistics. You good, Billy?
Unknown
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
All right. Good. I'm glad we worked it all out. So, the latest on Iran. We just played that clip for you. And of course, that mirrors Trump's most recent comment on Truth Social where he just wrote unconditional surrender. That's it. Pretty clear.
Unknown
He's a man of few words sometimes.
Steven Crowder
Well, a man of more words. He gets to be a little flowery. The Ayatollah Khamenei took to. I always just. This is a funny phrase. The Ayatollah Khomeini took to X to threaten the United States.
Unknown
That's a social team.
Steven Crowder
It's about as funny to me as Saddam Hussein being found in his bunker with Avengers comics and Raisin Bran Crunch. Not standard Raisin Bran, the crunch, mind you. Ooh, he had. Yeah, it's an entire.
Nick DePaulo
He had the crunch.
Steven Crowder
It's an entirely different city.
Nick DePaulo
Don't give him away.
Steven Crowder
The crunch, the crunch. It's about. I don't like it. Get soggy.
Unknown
Avengers comic books.
Nick DePaulo
That's how they found him. He was crunching sonar.
Steven Crowder
Looking back, I should have gone with corn pops. Get to America. Two scoops of raisins.
Richard Karn
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Steven Crowder
Commercial so the Ayatollah Khomeini took to X to send this message to the United States. He said, the U. S Entering in this matter, war in parentheses is 100% to its own detriment. The damage it will suffer will be far greater than any harm that Iran may encounter. The harm that's about the Iranian equivalent of I am a robber, you are glue. This will hurt, it will bounce off me and stick to you. The harm the US Will suffer will be irreparable if they enter this conflict militarily. Okay, so laughable. Here's the thing. No Americans, no American lives should be lost for, I think we all agree, should be lost for certain. Let me say this for certain. No American lives should be lost for a war that is on behalf of Israel. Absolutely. And I don't think that any American lives should be lost at this point in time to deal with Iran whatsoever. That being said, Israel's interests separate from the United States interests. Is it in the interest of the Western world for Iran to not have a nuke? And when people talk about us being on the ground, what does that mean right now? Where are we on the ground? Is the United States closer to entering this conflict? So Israel has destroyed about 50% of Iran's missile launch capabilities. Okay, so that's a big one. Hackers attacked Iranian finances. So pro Israel hackers disabled the Iranian government linked bank and hackers stole $48 million worth of Bitcoin from the Iranian government.
Unknown
I'd hang on to that.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. No word yet on their GameStop stock.
Unknown
They're all in.
Steven Crowder
And CNN is saying that President Trump is increasingly warm to the idea of using US Assets to strike nuclear facilities. So I really haven't seen a change. I know people are saying, okay, the word we. Look, we use the word we often for talking about people with allied interests. That doesn't mean that he's changed his tune at all as far as the United States is going to engage in a ground war and invasion of Iran. So for the United States, he's made it clear that it's about stopping Iran from getting a nuke. And here's something that I think a lot of people maybe don't take into account. That has nothing to do with Israel, but also the other, for example, the other Gulf states, nuclear proliferation. You may not have grown up in the Cold War era where everyone was just racing to sort of have a nuclear deterrent. We would see this in the Middle east, in the Arabic world as we've never seen it before, as, by the way, pointed out by Mohammed bin Salman of Saudi Arabia in 2023. If they get one, will you? If they get one.
Nick DePaulo
We have to get one for security.
Steven Crowder
Reason for balancing power in the Middle East. But we don't want to see that. By the way, that guy looks like a guy who claims he's Muslim but drinks.
Unknown
Yeah. He goes to parties.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, that guy.
Nick DePaulo
Yes.
Steven Crowder
That guy is subscribed to Andrew Tate's podcast.
Richard Karn
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
Yes.
Steven Crowder
Someone get my Chanel Drakar Noir. We're going to the club.
Nick DePaulo
How to take a guy serious. He's got a fan belt on his head.
Steven Crowder
And a Just for Men perfectly epilated beard.
Richard Karn
He stole a practical.
Steven Crowder
And by the way, I want to be clear here, just so you like. There are people having conversations and the vast majority of Americans believe that it's bad for Iran to get a nuke and they don't want us entangled in foreign wars. And then Lindsey Graham has to step in and get everything wrong. I don't think think I've known anyone more tone deaf or incapable of gauging the temperature. I hope this eliminated. I would like to see this regime fall, but I'm going to leave it up to the President as to what to do and when to do it. But I do know this. If we don't take out their nuclear program now, we'll all regret it. We're very close. Be all in, Mr. President. And helping Israel finish the job.
Nick DePaulo
And let's see where we're at after.
Steven Crowder
We neutralize our nuclear program. Someone just.
Unknown
I just don't like the guy.
Steven Crowder
Lindsey Graham, can you just punch yourself in your own face, please? Regime change. 100% all in help. It's like you didn't get the note that people don't want to hear. Someone who sounds like a mouthpiece for aipac.
Nick DePaulo
Did he say regime change? Yeah, he did.
Steven Crowder
He did. Regime change. And we need to be all in for help. No, no, no, we don't.
Unknown
I'm fine dropping a couple of bombs, but that's actually not what I want to do. I'd rather us not drop any bombs. I 100% am against any kind of a ground invasion to affect this. If they want regime in Iran, fantastic. They can do it themselves. I think that would be a net positive if they did it because we've proven incapable. But people are conflating what has happened in Iraq and what happened in Afghanistan and saying that anything related to the Middle east is that. And that's not true. Donald Trump proved that when he fried Soleimani. You know who the people that Came out and said he's a warmonger. He's trying to go to war with Iran. It's Israel's war. The left, right, the people on the right doing that now sound exactly like the people on the left in Trump's first term. He hasn't changed.
Steven Crowder
And by that you mean in misrepresenting him, not in saying no foreign wars unless it's in our interest. No, that doesn't sound like. I get that. I understand this. But saying that Donald Trump has changed his position sounds like the left in that you are misrepresenting him. It's a lie. It's either you've been misinformed or you're lying. He has not changed his position. And that's what. I don't care if that pisses people off. And by the way, I agree with his position that Iran shouldn't have a nuke. How we go about that? There's a conversation to be had. Right. I agree with Donald Trump's position, President Trump's position of 20 plus years that is very publicly verifiable, that it's bad for Iran to have a nuke, to be anywhere near having nuclear capabilities. I also agree with that same sentiment from the rest of the Arabic Middle Eastern world. Just to be clear.
Unknown
I agree with. I'm sorry, I just want to clear. I also agree with Tucker's position that Iran shouldn't have a nuke. I'm sorry, that was. That was Tucker before, right?
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Unknown
A while ago now maybe.
Steven Crowder
Which. And Nick, I know we haven't really. But I believe. I don't want to misrepresent your position. Are you pro Iran with nukes?
Nick DePaulo
Oh, God, yes. Oh, hell yeah. No, here's my take on this thing. Out of all these, the conflicts for the last 50, 60 years and then in the Middle east and American soldiers getting killed over there. In terrorism, there's one common denominator. It's Iran.
Unknown
Yeah.
Richard Karn
Every.
Nick DePaulo
Whether it's Hamas, the Houthis, Iran.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
They back all that crap.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
We're this close to taking them out. We've never done. That would be called. When they say get at the root of the problem.
Unknown
Right.
Nick DePaulo
To me, you flatten them.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
Then you might have long lasting peace in the Middle East.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Nick DePaulo
We've never really considered that taking them out completely. And we don't have to have American soldiers die if you have these bunker busts. We're this close. I sorry. People go, how do you know they're telling? I don't know. You gotta. At some Point. You gotta take the IEA's we word for it. And, and they're still enriching uranium way above civilian levels. Yes. What's that?
Unknown
All right, Iran admitted it. I don't have to take anybody's word.
Steven Crowder
That's right. They admitted it.
Nick DePaulo
That's right.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, they admitted it. And here's the thing. Everything you just said is completely valid and reflects most Americans viewpoints. And you will get a group of rabid dogs on you because you use the word we and they go, see you're paid by aipac. What?
Nick DePaulo
Well if I could.
Steven Crowder
I don't think he doesn't even like Jews.
Nick DePaulo
What are you talking about? I mean show business. I have to like, I got an agent, I got a manager, I got a true. No, I defend Israel all the time on my. And your fans I'm guessing. And my fans would always question me on that too, you know, I mean, but is that what we do now? We abandon our ally? This, this thought that Israel is going to nuke us? Eventually. Yeah, I. Let's. What if Iran takes out Israel, let's say they took out Israel, who's number two on the list?
Steven Crowder
Right?
Nick DePaulo
Not going to blow up, you know, Sandals Resort in Jamaica. America's next.
Unknown
I mean, yes, maybe, Right.
Steven Crowder
That's the only resort to get a second hand high.
Nick DePaulo
Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't see the downside here. Again, it's not going to take putting a bunch of American soldiers at risk.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Nick DePaulo
If we're as close as they say they are.
Steven Crowder
Here's the thing.
Nick DePaulo
Look, it's one more thing.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
It's choosing the lesser of two evils. A few people that don't like Jews and stuff. You want to put it that way, fine. But I don't, I don't remember Israel. It's, it's the Palestinians and the Arabs killing American soldiers for the last, I don't know how many years.
Steven Crowder
That's a very important point because a lot of people say they haven't attacked. They have attacked Americans many, many, many times. Iran, they have killed many American soldiers and they want to kill more.
Nick DePaulo
And they're behind it a lot of time. The one you don't even hear their name come up.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
Then you find that a month later who's behind it? And it didn't help. That shithead Obama sent the pallet over there with $8 billion on it.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, no, all that crap.
Nick DePaulo
I can't believe he can still show his face in his country. So it's all Moat.
Steven Crowder
It's true, though. We're funding both sides of the war, which we need to stop doing. I think, after this. You know what else? Let me be really clear, too. You know what I also think would. Tell me if you think this would go a long way for people who really don't want. And this is what I would argue. If I was saying. If I was one of those people saying Iran having a nuke is not a threat, or if I was saying, hey, Israel should take care of it and we don't want to be in any foreign entanglements. How about setting up beforehand the rule with refugees? None. Right. Because I do get it that Israel has encouraged mass migration and accepting of refugees to other countries that they don't necessarily allow to the same degree there. Hey, what if we set those rules beforehand? Hey, this is not going to be like Syria. This is not going to be like Iraq. We are not going to take in refugees. How about we just end that policy? No, no, no. If we turn you into Superman's dad's fortress, you deal with it. We're not going to help you. Would that also help? Because I also understand that would be a conversation that I would entertain. And I also think that, hey, Israel, we need to be able to see what you guys are doing with your nukes.
Unknown
100%. 100%. You need less influence on American politics and politicians. We shouldn't be dragged into any wars on your behalf. You can handle yourselves. How is this a controversial position? People have gotten so Jews bad that they cannot objectively look at a situation that involves the Jews and not go. They must be the bad guy, right?
Nick DePaulo
Let me ask you a question.
Steven Crowder
And some Jews are bad. There are some, at the very least, incredibly annoying.
Unknown
Very.
Nick DePaulo
Oh, yeah. All the ones that write those Broadway plays.
Steven Crowder
Yes, exactly. Yeah. I forgot about your Ethel Merman shrine. To appease your manager and agent, you should see him do his rendition of Clang, Clang, Clang Went the Trolley.
Nick DePaulo
What did I. What did the ayatollah say today about us being. Something was gonna happen big today?
Steven Crowder
There was something we said last night. There was something. Yeah. I stayed up late.
Unknown
I did.
Steven Crowder
I was like, wait, is it something. Nothing happened.
Nick DePaulo
I was at the hotel looking out the window.
Unknown
Yeah. If they're going to be talking about it for centuries, I want to know.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
Let me ask you this. God, don't let me forget my question here.
Steven Crowder
Oh, was it about. It was about Iran. We were talking about the Jews.
Nick DePaulo
No. The only reason that gave me a little concern is because And I don't know if this crossed your minds when he made that threat. There are 2 million people in this country. We don't know where they are that Biden let in.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
And a lot of them look like the people we're talking about right now.
Steven Crowder
Yep.
Nick DePaulo
So that crossed my mind.
Steven Crowder
Yep.
Nick DePaulo
And might be something being planned.
Steven Crowder
But that is an important point. That's also why, thank God, we have a sealed southern border and we need to step up deportation. Correct. Because we don't know who's coming here. We know that al Qaeda. We know that ISIS have taken advantage of the poorest borders. We know that Chinese nationals have. Who are. Who are spies. I don't want AIPAC influence. I don't want any Qatari influence. I don't want, by the way, any Saudi Arabian influence. I think we're way too tied to these people across the board. I also think that Iran having nukes is a bad idea, and that means that everyone in that region will have to get nukes. And anyway, let's go to Tucker Carlson. So Tucker Carlson, same subject, different people. And he was interviewing Ted Cruz. This is making the rounds. I want to know where you line up here on this one. And to be clear, you know, I was at Full Disclosure. I've spent time with him at Fox News. There were a couple of wrap parties there, too. And I used to do a segment on Sunday that he would often host Tucker Carlson. He's always been very kind to me personally. Our interactions have been pleasant. And I have invited Tucker Carlson on the show largely because of, honestly, some things that I'd like to understand because there are certain positions that to me are inconsistent, that I just, I can't fill in the gaps. So he had Senator Ted Cruz on, and he was asking him about Iran. And I would say this. It's a perfect example. And I've been in these situations of gotcha journalism. And I want you to sort of use this threshold. If Ted Cruz. If Senator Ted Cruz were to give a generalized answer, and by the way, he should have been better prepared. For sure.
Unknown
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
Yeah. If you were to give a generalized answer, would it suffice? I guarantee you it wouldn't. And it's not the kind of journalism that I like. But let's run this first clip.
Ted Cruz
How many people live in Iran, by the way? I. I don't know the population at all. No, I don't know the population. You don't know the population of the country you seek to topple? How many people live in Iran? 92 million.
Steven Crowder
Okay. Yeah.
Ted Cruz
How could you not know that? I don't sit around memorizing population tables. Well, it's kind of relevant because you're calling for the overthrow of the government. Why is it relevant whether it's 90 million or 80 million or 100 million? Why is it. Because if you don't know anything about the country. I didn't say I don't know anything about. Okay, what's the ethnic mix of Iran?
Nick DePaulo
Puerto Rican and Polish.
Ted Cruz
They are Persians and predominantly Shia. Okay, hold on.
Steven Crowder
Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. So I was watching this live with Leighton this morning. I'll play it and go pause as though I'm watching it live. I said around 100 million. It's pretty close. 90 something million. That answer wouldn't suffice, I guarantee you. If I were to say about 100 million. It's actually 90 and have the decimal. Okay, what are you doing there? What are you doing there? Nick, Relax. There you go. Okay, so put that back. I want to see that. I said about 100 million. What's the ethnic makeup? I was sitting there going, okay, pause. It's anywhere from 80 to 90% Persian. Assyrian. I know that. I've read that. That there's as much as 3% Christian. I've seen it as low as 0.15. So there's a number in there. You have some Turks. Would that suffice? Because that's about enough that you would need to be a national security advisor. The number that really matters is what percentage of these people are interested in a regime change themselves. And so when you ask those questions, and here's the thing, people can be wrong. There's a difference between being misleading and not knowing everything. For example, I didn't know that the Assyrians were technically an Arabic Semitic people. I was like, are they Persian? Are they? And I talked about this during run through, where I'm like, man, I'm afraid to say that because I know some of you will go, you idiot. How did you not know that about the Assyrians? And I should know it because I have a friend who's Assyrian. Beni Darius in ufc. I know Patrick bet David is Assyrian, but I don't know everything about Iran. Would that suffice? If you are in a position where you're answering a question and you were to give a pretty accurate answer that shows that you're informed, but you haven't brushed up on this in granular detail and someone says, ah, you're wrong. That's gotcha. Let's continue.
Ted Cruz
Think about Iran. So, okay, I am not the Tucker Carlson expert on Iran.
Steven Crowder
You're a senator.
Ted Cruz
Who's calling.
Nick DePaulo
You're the one.
Ted Cruz
You're the one who claims about the country.
Steven Crowder
Okay. And then of course not, you know, another son is not.
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Steven Crowder
I do think that Ted Cruz, Senator Cruz could have been better prepared and knew what he was walking into.
Unknown
But listen, here's what he got right. Persian Shia.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Unknown
The most important part of that Shia, you need to understand the ideology of a group of people. You need to understand what they believe. And mostly we're talking about the leadership. Even though 90 to 95% of the people identify as Shia, Right? They're more like secular Muslims in a lot of ways.
Steven Crowder
I remember when the leftist media said, oh, Donald Trump couldn't name you all the nations involved with the Arab Spring. Do you remember that? Does he need to though, when he's running for the presidency or is he going to have people who know those details?
Nick DePaulo
I'm sure Kamala had him with armpit.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly. Although she hadn't been there, nor Europe. So the clip has been of course celebrated by the usual suspects. Hasan Piker. Why is Tucker Carlson capable of conducting an adversarial interview about the dangers of American intervention in Iran with Ted Cruz? Better than Everyone else in legacy media, he didn't. Martyrmaid Dave Smith. They were all saying that this was a great interview and that Ted was really caught flat footed. Let me know what you think. I think he should have been better prepared. I think that if he was going in, he kind of knew what kind of an interview, hopefully. Because we always let people know if they come even with, for example, ICE director Tom Holman. Bazaar. Yeah. Border czar Tom Homan. Yesterday, I'm trying to think of. It's ICE executive director Border Czar Tom Homan. Yesterday, we let him know, hey, by the way, it's a comedy show.
Unknown
Yeah, yeah.
Steven Crowder
And we're gonna have you photoshopped on the naked Coppertone baby. And he asked for it. He thought it was funny. They thought it was funny.
Unknown
It's his new profile.
Steven Crowder
Put my head on Shirley Temple. Can you send me the clip? Yeah, yeah.
Unknown
Hilarious.
Steven Crowder
Yes, we can. Thank you.
Unknown
By the way, I don't know that if I was prepping for this, I don't know that I would have looked up the exact population of Iran. Because it's irrelevant, right? It's irrelevant. At this point, we're not talking about a ground invasion. If you want to ask the question. I think your question was, how many people want regime change and how many. I don't know, how many people would that displace? That's a more relevant question. But that's not what Tucker asked. He was trying to do a gotcha question. Like, hey, here's the geography stuff.
Nick DePaulo
Who do you replace him with? This mother's brothers?
Steven Crowder
No, just the other question. All right, welcome us around.
Nick DePaulo
So let's bring in the Grambling Marching Band. Who are you going to replace him with? There's a lot of questions. I. I'm Ted Cruz, man. I. I used to be high on him. Sorry.
Unknown
Me too.
Nick DePaulo
No, I've been around forever and nothing got done under him. I'm just tired of hearing how smart he is. And. And you're with him there.
Unknown
I'm with him.
Steven Crowder
I'm with him there.
Nick DePaulo
He's sort of a doom. Nothing.
Steven Crowder
I'll tell you what. He came in here and I. On the show, I know handlers came in and said, you only get this amount of time, and they said, you have to take the liquor off the shelves. I said, I just watched an interview where he said his favorite drink was American bourbon. I'm not taking the liquor off of the bar shelf.
Unknown
No, I mean, so I don't know.
Steven Crowder
How much of it is Senator Cruz. I know people around him Right.
Unknown
I generally like him, but my problem is he has not done nearly enough. He's been very ineffective in a lot of ways that are important to the voters that he said he would be effective in. And that's just not happening.
Nick DePaulo
Alan Dershowitz said he was the best student he ever had at Harvard. I mean, he's a smart guy.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Nick DePaulo
So I would expect more to get, but I don't know what just how hands on senators are getting done anymore.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, well, he is known to be quite a learned man. Actually Build A Bear even jumped on the bandwagon to sell their new line of Teddy Teach a lots.
Nick DePaulo
Teddy.
Steven Crowder
How far away is Saturn? I don't know. Well, it's not their best seller at Build a Bear.
Unknown
How can we invade Saturn if we don't know how far away it is?
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
Son of a gun. How many Martians live? What's their ethnicity? They're green and purple, black.
Steven Crowder
Not to be confused with the Lindsey Graham. The Teddy cucksbin. So comes with a small chair.
Unknown
How did we not know that one before today?
Nick DePaulo
That's a beauty.
Steven Crowder
The second half of the clip got less attention, but I actually think raises, I would argue some more important questions.
Ted Cruz
No, you don't know anything about the country. You're the one who claims they're not trying to murder Donald Trump. You know who can't figure out if it's a good idea to kill General Soleimani.
Richard Karn
And you said it was bad.
Ted Cruz
They're trying to murder Trump.
Nick DePaulo
Yes, I do.
Ted Cruz
Because you're not calling for military strikes against them in retaliation. If you really believe that carrying out military strikes today. You said Israel was right with our help. I said we. Israel is leading them, but we're supporting them. Well, this you're breaking news here because the US Government last night denied, the National Security Council spokesman Alex Pfeiffer denied on behalf of Trump that we were acting on Israel's behalf in any offensive capacity. We're not bombing them. Israel's bombing them. You just said we were. We are supporting Israel.
Steven Crowder
Stinks.
Ted Cruz
You're a senator if you're saying the United States government is Iran right now.
Steven Crowder
People are listening. Okay, hold on a second. Let me just tell you that's not honest. And all references are available link in the description. Let me just walk you through this. The known support that the United States has provided. And by the way, Nick DePaulo just said we. And I was like, ah, people are going to jump on you for saying we. He was correct when he was saying we. And there's nothing new. So US Warships planes have helped shoot down missiles targeting Israel. This is not new. It was the same practice that we've engaged in as missiles were launched on Israel in April 2024 from Iran, in October 2024 from Iran and December 2024 Houthi. It has been American standard practice to help shoot down missiles. Some other things that have been purchased from the United States, the Thaad missile defense capabilities and F35s. So when he says we, it's pretty clear. Yeah, we've been helping shoot down missiles just like we did when Iran launched missiles, ballistic missiles in October, in April 2024 and the Houthi in 2024. To say that this is unique to this right now, we means we're going to war is dishonest. Unless you believe that Tucker doesn't know that. That to me seems like a gotcha. And it seems to me like Senator Ted Cruz should have been better prepared.
Nick DePaulo
He should have been prepared. He could have said. And this would have been the answer to that. When the Texas Rangers won the World Series. I said, we won the World Series. Right. Same thing. All right.
Steven Crowder
Exactly.
Nick DePaulo
Stopping that horseshit.
Steven Crowder
Yes. That would have been more effective. That would have been more effective. I'm not Mr. I know everything. It must be nice to be so perfect.
Nick DePaulo
And I like Tucker. But you're going to tell me Tucker's never used the word we in a context like that in the past?
Steven Crowder
Well, he's used we when referring to the United States taking out Iran actually in the past.
Nick DePaulo
And I like him a lot. I just, you know, I, I like.
Unknown
Him less and less. Not because of this. I just that kind of like people are looking at this like that's the kind of journalism.
Nick DePaulo
Yeah. I didn't like.
Richard Karn
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
I thought was kind of untucker that the approach he took.
Unknown
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
With this gotcha stuff. I thought that.
Steven Crowder
Well, let me ask people dividing. Is Donald Trump dividing us? Is Donald Trump dividing us? Are people like us here dividing us? Or is that kind of stuff dividing where people go out and say. Anyone who says that Iran is a threat of nuclear is. I mean, they're just obviously they're a war hawk because it's the generalizations that are being thrown out. And I'm a conservative and I think that Iraq was a mistake. I'm very clear about this. I think that most foreign entanglements are a mistake. I also think it's pretty damn clear to the entire world that Iran having nuclear capabilities. I heard one person say, oh, they say death to America in Seattle. Should we bomb them?
Unknown
Yes, but of course they don't.
Steven Crowder
Are they close to nuclear capabilities? And have they launched hundreds of missiles into. If it was Seattle, a U.S. territory. That's the one thing, too. People say preemptive strike. When is it considered? When is it considered retaliatory? Does it take four? Does it take 500 missiles? Does it take 800? How many terrorist cells being funded by Iran, let alone direct missiles fired, does it take for it not to be considered a retaliatory strike? That's a missing component here. So is Ted Cruz. Is he calling for regime change? I think he should be clear about that. Is he calling for the United States to join the bombing campaign? U.S. personally, what type of support does he think that the United States should be giving Israel? These are not the questions that were being asked. It was, what's the ethnic makeup? It was, how many people. Oh, okay. All right. By the way, let me ask you this. Hey, how many people in Iran are Muslim? How many of them are practicing Muslim? How many people in Iran are listed as Muslim but now identify as questioning their faith or are atheists? These are important questions. These are important questions because it would also tell you how amenable they are to. To a Western civilization lifestyle.
Unknown
Yes, exactly. And one of the most important questions. We talked about this a little bit yesterday.
Steven Crowder
Answer's half, by the way. Well, half of Iranian Muslims say that they may not believe in God anymore or secular.
Unknown
90 to 95% identify, though, as Shia. So that, I mean, it's very. It's almost similar to America in the Christian sense, right?
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Nick DePaulo
Yeah. But with a trans thing. Now it's here.
Steven Crowder
Yes. Well, tomorrow it'll be Zia Ziya, here you go.
Unknown
Yeah, exactly what I work that into the actual. This is one of those things like ask the right questions. If you're trying to say that he doesn't know anything about Iran, fine. But don't start with geography or something like that to make that point. Ask him what the 12th Imam means and what the leadership, the people in charge of the country, believe about eschatology. That matters a hell of a lot more than is it Persians, is it more the Turks, is it more Christians, is it this? That matters a lot. It matters a lot more than is it 80, 90, 100 million people? Because it tells you what they do with the capabilities that they acquire. Let me clear all this important question that I don't think Tucker Carlson could answer.
Steven Crowder
Okay. But let Nick clear it up after.
Nick DePaulo
I'm put all in perspective.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Nick DePaulo
Conjecture. All this argument after October 7th.
Unknown
Yep.
Nick DePaulo
Bibi came to Trump, whoever was in office and said, I'm fucking taking him off the planet.
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
Planet fucking Earth. Stop me. That's where we are.
Steven Crowder
Yep.
Nick DePaulo
That's right about October. And October to this day, to me the most horrendous. It should still be fresh in your.
Steven Crowder
Mind, by the way.
Nick DePaulo
And in your Jewish culture who's already, you know, we had Germany and what they did.
Steven Crowder
There are people out there who believe it's a false flag. There are people out there, their mothers.
Nick DePaulo
How about that?
Steven Crowder
Yeah. No, well, you know, they actually, I think it was someone to bring us up, the foreign minister. Someone in Israel. I believe they're making Greta Thunberg and her people. I believe they're making them watch.
Unknown
They did make them watch.
Steven Crowder
Make them watch.
Nick DePaulo
She didn't watch it though.
Steven Crowder
No, she didn't.
Nick DePaulo
She didn't watch it.
Unknown
Clockwork Orange, those pricks and tape, their eyes open.
Nick DePaulo
Yes, she didn't watch it.
Steven Crowder
Here's the thing. If Greta Thunberg leaves that and goes, actually, it doesn't matter. These people are. It tells you there's no convincing people that.
Nick DePaulo
Exactly.
Steven Crowder
It doesn't matter. In other words, if they see women being gang raped and burned and children dismembered. Because that was a big thing too. You ever seen these videos? Have you seen them? They must not exist.
Nick DePaulo
But then they showed her a Pauly show movie, she jumped right through.
Steven Crowder
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Unknown
Let's go to yet because you're gonna get pissed off.
Steven Crowder
Why? I don't care.
Unknown
So apparently Whoopi Goldberg says some stuff about Iran on the View this morning.
Steven Crowder
Well, hold on a second. Did you say pissed off? I have to go into this blind. Don't I isn't that. You want to do this?
Unknown
I do.
Steven Crowder
You like getting us irritated.
Unknown
I like mildly to moderately irritated, Stephen.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, you're sadistic. All right, let's see this.
Nick DePaulo
And it's slow, but let's just remember.
Steven Crowder
Too, the Iranians literally throw gay people off of buildings.
Nick DePaulo
They don't adhere to basic human rights. Here's the thing.
Steven Crowder
Let's not.
Nick DePaulo
Let's not do that. Let's not do that. Because if we start with that. Yeah, we have. We have been known in this country to tie gay folks to the car.
Steven Crowder
It happened once at A and M and it was a roller skating gig hanging black people. People.
Nick DePaulo
So it is not even started with you.
Steven Crowder
That's not what you mean to say.
Nick DePaulo
It is the same Martian.
Steven Crowder
The year 2025 in the United States is nothing like if I step foot wearing this young. I can't have my hair.
Nick DePaulo
I can't wear a skirt. I can't have my.
Steven Crowder
Sounds like seagulls in the BP oil spill. And that's why I am saying that it is the same.
Nick DePaulo
Murdering someone for their difference is not good. Whoever does. Here's the immoral equivalency.
Steven Crowder
Show me the law that says we murder someone just because they have a lisp in the United States.
Nick DePaulo
What I heard was not what you meant.
Steven Crowder
I think it's very different to live in the United States in 2025 than.
Nick DePaulo
It is to live in Iran.
Steven Crowder
Not if you're black.
Nick DePaulo
Not for everybody.
Steven Crowder
Oh, really? Hold on a second. We throw. Blow blacks off rooftops and only we.
Nick DePaulo
Catch them stealing shit on the roof.
Steven Crowder
I thought that we just had. We just had riots where people. I thought we had catch and release. I thought we had Black lives matter with $2 billion in damages. Right? Can anyone. This is the thing they do. They go. Some bad people do bad. I'm saying bad things are bad things, child. Well, you're an idiot. You're a retard. Just because there's someone who's racist somewhere in the middle of Arkansas, whatever the hell it is, by the way, could be the middle of California, could be smack dab in New York City. Just to clear. That is not the same as the law requiring that someone who is different, by the way, not because of the color of their skin, but because of a behavior engaging in homosexual activity. Throwing them off a roof. You will not find the equivalent. And here's the thing. The View deliberately ensures that there is no one there who can call her to the mat. Anyone who is on the View as a guest, I immediately Question is like, these people run interference just like Bill Maher. You go through the screener, they go, not this one, champ.
Unknown
That's unbelievable that she'd say, not if you're black.
Steven Crowder
Not if you're black. It's just as bad. Let me just paraphrase, but this is exactly what she just said. Okay? The sentiment. It's just as bad to be black in America in 2025 as it is to be gay in Iran.
Nick DePaulo
Really? Because in Iran they chop your hands off when you get caught shoplifting. We did that. Over here. We'll be in a sea of black stumps.
Steven Crowder
Yes.
Nick DePaulo
Am I right? And I better make the air. I don't know if we're on abc.
Steven Crowder
Leprosy or polio made a comeback. It's only affecting the black community.
Unknown
Wow.
Steven Crowder
That's what's happening.
Nick DePaulo
Sickle cell and Tay Ranch. Shut it.
Steven Crowder
So many, so many hands littered on the floor at Best Buy.
Unknown
Hold on, I'm actually getting a post. Tucker actually has a follow up question for Whoopi to see if she can make this assertion. How many people live in Iran?
Steven Crowder
How many people live in Iran? It doesn't matter.
Nick DePaulo
You don't even know.
Steven Crowder
Okay, okay, I get it, I get it.
Nick DePaulo
It doesn't matter.
Steven Crowder
The laugh is the end of the conversation. I understand.
Nick DePaulo
No people because they're not human. That'll be the answer from me.
Unknown
I hate the laughing thing. I think it's a tactic. I really do. Interview.
Steven Crowder
It is. All right, speaking of a tactic, let's go to Jon Stewart. Jon Stewart, by the way, who shares the exact same perspective on Iran as many people, saying that Donald Trump has betrayed them, made a case yesterday, and it's a perfect segue because of the awful false equivalencies that are made. And no one on the left ever gets questioned. They don't get called to the mat. So he was basically saying that you, if you support deportations and strong borders, you're a hypocrite because you believe in firearm ownership. And actually firearms kill far more people than illegal aliens, so. Huh. Huh. Well, let me give you the key difference. It's about limiting rights, right? Or sorry, I should say it's about protecting rights, meaning protecting it from foreign invaders, illegal immigrants, versus preserving the rights of Americans. In both cases, you're actually preserving the rights of Americans. Hey, you have the right to own a firearm. Why? Because it's in the Constitution. It's your God given right. Hey, you have the right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, which means we need to know who's coming in, who may infringe upon that right as every single nation ever. What Jon Stewart is advocating is eliminating your God given right to self defense. And that would be for millions of law abiding Americans. Let me give you three numbers, okay? All references available in the description before we go on to the hyperbole here. And what he does is he tries to present a long list that overwhelms you so you feel like, oh, I can't argue this, it's all bullcrap. Three numbers that really matter. Gun friendly areas in the United States, areas with high gun ownership, they experience significantly less crime. Okay? Each year, 500,000 to 3 million annual defensive uses of firearms take place. We don't know how many lives are saved by the way. Many firearms aren't even fired, they're just shown and it wards off an intruder. And 94% of all mass shootings since 1950 have taken place in gun free zones. So 3 million annual defensive uses of firearms, gun friendly areas are safer than most areas. And 94% of all mass shootings gun free zones. But, but that means nothing to Jon Stewart who wants to equivocate deportation versus your right to own a firearm.
Jon Stewart
We're willing to do things about other issues. We just heard about it. Why are they attacking Los Angeles right now? Why is the right so willing to tear our cities apart in this moment?
Steven Crowder
Dangerous criminals continue to flood our nation.
Nick DePaulo
And kill our citizens.
Steven Crowder
This has has to stop. I mean I think about it for my Korean kids.
Nick DePaulo
I mean, how safe are they in this society?
Steven Crowder
One woman. Guys, get ready. If you're watching right now, there are links in the description because there's about 42 coming for you are going off a long time ago. A lot of Democrats will defend this and say, well, you know, it's such a small percentage. They have blood on their hands, pure and simple. One is too many.
Jon Stewart
One is too many. One death, by the way, true, it is too many. Violence should never be accepted. It should never be tolerated.
Nick DePaulo
That's silly.
Jon Stewart
But that's for their issue in the wake of Sandy Hook and Uvalde and Parkland and El Paso and Lewiston and Aurora and Buffalo and Boulder and Binghamton and Highland park and Monterey park and San Bernardino and San Jose and San Francisco.
Steven Crowder
Oh, don't worry, I got something for them.
Jon Stewart
Nightclub and the Colorado Springs nightclub and the Little Rock nightclub and the Borderline Bar in Thousand Oaks and the Ned Peppers bar in Dayton and the Waffle House in Nashville and Virginia Tech and UVA and Msu and UCSB and FSU and NIU and the Sutherland Springs Church and the Mother Emanuel Church in Charleston and the Living Church of God and the Tree of Life Synagogue and the Allen Mall and the West Roads Mall and Fort Hood and Lockheed Martin and.
Steven Crowder
What are we doing?
Jon Stewart
What are we doing?
Steven Crowder
I'll get to it.
Jon Stewart
By the way, that is a wildly incomplete list. We kept it to the last 25 years and it's still not everything, so.
Steven Crowder
And the part that you may have forgotten or I don't know if it was included that clip where he was pointing out how few people have been killed by illegal aliens in comparison to firearms. Okay, long list. I get it. You want it to demoralize someone from arguing because people get a little bit scared. They go, oh, that's a lot of lives lost. I don't want to seem as though. So I'm not compassionate. Well, here's something else that's common there. Sure, they involved guns and attacks. You know what else? Every single one of them was stopped by a gun. Either shot by a Good Samaritan with a gun, shot by the police with guns, surrendered to the police who had guns, in some cases committed suicide with a gun. But that wasn't as common as the other ones. So others were. So he goes through this list. Look, they attacked people with guns. Sure. In every single instance they were stopped by a gun, either taken in or shot. That would be the example of the law abiding citizen with the gun. As a matter of fact, there are so many instances of people in that list who were stopped by Good Samaritans with guns. I want more temporary police officers, meaning people carrying firearms. What? So what would that list look like? Every single one stopped by a gun. It would include Sandy Hook, it would include Uvalde, Parkland, El Paso, Lewiston, Aurora, Illinois, Buffalo, Boulder, Binghamton, Highland Park, Monterey Beach, San Bernardino, San Francisco, Pulse nightclub, Colorado Springs nightclub, Borderline Bar, Ned Pepper's bar in Dayton, Ohio, Nashville, Waffle House, Virginia Tech, uva, msu, University of California, Santa Barbara, fsu, niu, Sutherland Springs, Brother Emanuel Living Church of God, Tree of Life Synagogue, Allen Mall, Westeros Mall, Fort Hood, Lockheed Martin. We can both do that bullshit. But let me give you another one. How about a list of Americans killed by illegal aliens who had no business being here, Often in brutal fashion. You want to go with lists? Caitlin Steinle Lake and Riley, Ivory Smith, Maverick Martin, Alex Wise Jr. 10 years old. Talia Croshet, crochet, 18 years old. Old Ryan Uncalli, 18 years old. Katie Abraham, 20 years old. Sarah Root, 21 years old. Grayson Davis, 29 years old. Rachel Morin, 37 years old. Officer David Lee, 44. Melissa Powell, 47, and her 16 year old son Riordan. Robert Bowles, 70 years old. Here's the common denominator on that list. They were killed by people who had no business being here and could have been stopped in the first place. And that is the actual role of government. Not to tell you that you don't have the right to your God given self preservation. You want to do lists? Let's do lists. You want to do the list of gays killed in Iran? You want to do the list of people raped in California, in New York and big blue cities? We can do lists all day. Don't be tricked by that bullshit. Here's the other thing. There is nothing, there is nothing that someone like Jon Stewart can propose, suggest whatsoever that would stop shootings from taking place in the United States in 2025. There is something that can be done to stop these other murders that I just listed for you. People killed by illegal aliens. And you know what? In four years, they got worse. Under Biden, the list of things would be the list of things that Donald Trump did to create the most secure border ever in a fucking weeks. So it won't have another list. There's nothing you can do to change yours. I can change yours by encouraging more responsible firearm ownership. That would have more of an effect than you bitching on tv. I want every single law abiding citizen who can carry to do so. But I can tell you exactly what could fix my list. It's been done in eight weeks. Your floor. Bottom line, guns save lives. It's our constitutional right to own them. And I have always been remarkably consistent on this issue.
Unknown
Are you sure about that?
Steven Crowder
What? I'm on a roll. Of course I've been consistent. Why?
Unknown
Oh, hold on, Nick. Roll that.
Steven Crowder
You'll never believe what I saw this morning. I was standing at the bus stop and this truck drove by with a bumper. It said I heart guns. Said I heart guns. I see it everywhere now too. I see it, my friend. We won't name Talk about on MySpace has the I heart guns. It's like this is the new millennium, right? We put a man on the moon. Female pop singers. I mean, you look through. We've made a lot of progress. We still have backwards thinking. I'm sorry. Both hillbillies wanting us to be a gun culture. Yosemite Sam's running out there and I just. Look, I don't want to be a part of the redneck agenda. And I don't. I mean, you know, we've had enough school shootings if it saves one life. That was taken out of context.
Unknown
You sure about that? No, that hat was taken out of context.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, it was.
Nick DePaulo
Yeah.
Steven Crowder
What the hell is going on?
Nick DePaulo
Fill me in on that one, would you?
Steven Crowder
Look, legal gun owners save lives. Legal guns save lives. Illegal aliens in this country can only take. They can provide nothing, whether it's taking lives or taking resources. 150 to $450 billion a year they cost the taxpayer. Okay, let's be really clear about that. You just heard Whoopi make a false equivalency. That was borderline retarded. Honestly, it's not any worse than Jon Stewart's. He's just sharper. He's just more charming. It's just as dumb.
Unknown
Yeah, but it's also the comparison to me just doesn't make a whole lot of sense either, because one is illegal and one is not. Right. One is the second amendment saying that we have the right to possess firearms. The other one is illegal immigration. We're not tearing apart cities. We're basically just enforcing the law. Show me the law that we're breaking on the gun thing. I don't understand it. A lot of times are you saying that the criminals are gonna be criminals and get a gun illegally and go shoot something up or. Or that they're going to be able to get a gun when they shouldn't? I don't understand what you're saying. It's a nonsensical argument, Nick.
Nick DePaulo
For every school shooting, how many people have died because of drug deals and all that crap in the inner city over the last 20 years? Right, everyone? School shooting.
Steven Crowder
Right.
Nick DePaulo
You understand? And how those drugs get here, by the way.
Unknown
Right?
Nick DePaulo
Through an open border, Right?
Steven Crowder
Yeah.
Nick DePaulo
This whole fucking argument.
Steven Crowder
It could be argued it's a biochemical weapon from China. By the way, I'm from Montreal. You want to look into school shootings in Montreal? Concordia et Cel, Polytechnic. Dawson, We've almost invented the modern school shooting. Don't know if you know about gun laws in Canada. Not very lenient. It's a silly. And then they'll accuse you of politicizing it. Here's something else.
Nick DePaulo
Politicizing it.
Steven Crowder
Guarantee you Jon Stewart is not going to. This is going to go out there and he's going to pick some local senator or someone who he thinks he can chop up. He's not going to have me on. And Mr. Stewart, you're welcome to come on the show. I think by the way, you're one of the funniest men to ever do it it and a great and one of the great stand ups of our time.
Nick DePaulo
You'll have him on. I think he will.
Steven Crowder
I would absolutely do it. I like John Stewart. I think it's very funny. It's just a silly point. It's a dumb point.
Unknown
There's a lot of people that won't come on with with whom we have discuss.
Steven Crowder
It's an open invitation to Tucker Carlson. It's an open invitation to Dave Smith. It's an open invitation to John Stewart. It's an open invitation. We booked Mark Lamont Hill after Pierce Morgan and then he disappeared. It's an open invitation.
Nick DePaulo
Get Whoopi in here so I can suck a puncher.
Unknown
We say treasure.
Steven Crowder
See, that's what I'm saying. It's because I'm black and American.
Nick DePaulo
America.
Steven Crowder
It's just like being gay in Iran.
Nick DePaulo
It's because nobody should know you. You're ugly. You are always ugly. Not an ounce of talent. As Sam Kinison said, America bends over backwards not to hurt a woman's feelings.
Steven Crowder
Hey, you tell that stupid beginning he just made my list of things to do today.
Nick DePaulo
I'd probably like her if I met her. I'm just. Why is that? Here's what I want to see. Did you see the Iranian anchor woman lady? Why can't we have one going to ABC Studio? Knock over that food cart, they'll go crazy.
Steven Crowder
Where's my Nature Valley? Where's my Nature Valley? This is what being black in America is like. She.
Nick DePaulo
Can you imagine her saying that? A blank. What I just said is the truth. She's hard to look at. Zero talent. As far as funny goes.
Steven Crowder
Okay, yeah.
Nick DePaulo
She got thrown in a movie or two. This country, seriously, this company. I can't fucking take it. She has no business having a career that long in show business.
Steven Crowder
I know.
Nick DePaulo
And then she shits on the country that gave it to her. Yeah, so? So you know what? Shut the up. I'm so sick. Enjoy. Behar. Hope you find the lump in your armpit the size of a grapefruit. You. Back to you, Phil.
Steven Crowder
Where's Phil? I don't know. No, I will say.
Nick DePaulo
I always use that.
Steven Crowder
She's never done anything funny. She was one of those ladies who.
Nick DePaulo
She sucks.
Steven Crowder
She was like, oh, it's not comedy. It's one woman show.
Nick DePaulo
Yeah, exactly.
Steven Crowder
Coming out of a turtleneck. I am born some sh. It's off, off, off, off Broadway. Got it.
Nick DePaulo
E.T. is born.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, exactly.
Nick DePaulo
God help us. I just. And like I said, if I met her, I'd probably like her.
Steven Crowder
Sure.
Nick DePaulo
Usually black people like white people who, you know, tell me balls and.
Steven Crowder
Yeah, yeah.
Nick DePaulo
No, I don't like you. I mean, I'm personally.
Steven Crowder
No, no, I get it. You know, we don't like her.
Nick DePaulo
I love my buddy, Keith Robinson.
Steven Crowder
Speaking of people I don't like, you may not remember this person, but for those of you who are not Rumble Premium members, of course you can continue. Click that button right there. We have an entire segment on our old friend Chase Strangio. Remember, he was the one who argued that case because he wanted kids to be able to transition. Right, Right. That was what he. Well, it turns out that there's been a decision made, so it's time for the latest installment. We thought we were done with them, at least for a while. Of Strangio, things.
Podcast Summary: "Louder with Crowder" Episode – "Tucker Carlson Blasts Ted Cruz on Iran: What This Exchange Really Means"
Host: Louder with Crowder
Release Date: June 18, 2025
Description: Steven Crowder delivers a mix of news, entertainment, and political commentary with a focus on politically incorrect topics. The episode features discussions, guest interactions, rants, and sketches.
The episode begins with a brief advertisement for the Pocket Hose Copperhead, highlighting its features and special offers. Shortly after, Steven Crowder welcomes listeners to the live lineup on Rumble, introducing additional segments and guests, including Andrew Wilson and Nick DePaulo.
Timestamp: [01:01] - [07:19]
Crowder delves into the recent statements made by former President Donald Trump regarding Iran's nuclear capabilities. He emphasizes Trump's unwavering stance that "Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon," reiterating Trump's long-term commitment to this position.
Notable Quote:
"Everything you just said is completely valid and reflects most Americans viewpoints." – Steven Crowder [07:19]
Crowder defends Trump's consistency, urging listeners to verify their sources if they believe Trump has altered his stance. He underscores the importance of preventing Iran from acquiring nuclear weapons, aligning this goal with broader Middle Eastern stability.
Timestamp: [17:02] - [39:10]
A significant portion of the episode focuses on Senator Ted Cruz's recent interview with Tucker Carlson, where Cruz faced challenging questions about Iran. Crowder critiques Cruz's performance, particularly his inability to provide precise information about Iran's population and ethnic composition.
Notable Quotes:
"If you believe that Donald Trump has betrayed anybody by saying Iran cannot have a nuke, you have been lied to." – Steven Crowder [07:19]
"How how many people live in Iran, by the way? I don’t know the population at all." – Ted Cruz [29:27]
Crowder argues that Cruz's lack of detailed knowledge undermines his credibility on national security issues. He contrasts this with Trump's clear and consistent messaging, suggesting that Cruz's performance was a "perfect example" of "gotcha journalism."
Discussion Points:
Timestamp: [04:09] - [11:15]
Crowder transitions to discussing Gay Pride Month, critiquing Western liberalism's influence on societal values. He references Jon Stewart's segment, which equates illegal immigration with firearm ownership, and expresses skepticism about the efficacy and logic of such analogies.
Notable Quotes:
"They get beaten and accosted. And Jon Stewart believes that you shouldn't have guns." – Steven Crowder [06:26]
"It's about limiting rights... preserving the rights of Americans." – Steven Crowder [50:29]
Crowder expresses concerns about the compatibility of Western liberal values with other cultural contexts, using Egypt as an example where Western-style marches face severe backlash.
Timestamp: [43:52] - [60:58]
The discussion shifts to Whoopi Goldberg's controversial statements on "The View," where she allegedly equated being Black in America to being LGBTQ in Iran. Crowder and his guests vehemently oppose her comparisons, arguing that they create false equivalencies between systemic racism in the U.S. and severe human rights abuses in countries like Iran.
Notable Quotes:
"Not if you're black in America in 2025 as it is to be gay in Iran." – Whoopi Goldberg [46:50]
"That's just as bad to be black in America in 2025 as it is to be gay in Iran." – Steven Crowder [46:50]
Crowder criticizes Goldberg for diminishing the unique struggles faced by marginalized groups in different societies, emphasizing that equating these experiences is "borderline retarded" and undermines genuine human rights issues.
Timestamp: [47:41] - [58:46]
Crowder addresses comments made by Jon Stewart, who juxtaposed strong border policies with firearm ownership. He defends Second Amendment rights, presenting statistics to argue that legal gun ownership deters crime and prevents mass shootings.
Notable Quotes:
"Legal gun owners save lives. Legal guns save lives." – Steven Crowder [58:46]
"94% of all mass shootings since 1950 have taken place in gun-free zones." – Steven Crowder [49:48]
Crowder counters Stewart's argument by highlighting the protective role of firearms and criticizing the notion that strict gun control equates to enhanced public safety. He underscores the constitutional right to bear arms as a fundamental aspect of American freedom and self-defense.
Throughout the episode, Crowder interacts with his guests, Nick DePaulo and others, engaging in debates over topics like illegal immigration, national security, and cultural values. The conversation often shifts rapidly, incorporating humor, sarcasm, and sharp critiques of opposing viewpoints.
Notable Exchanges:
On Immigration:
"And might be something being planned." – Nick DePaulo [27:55]
"We know that al Qaeda. We know that ISIS have taken advantage..." – Steven Crowder [27:55]
On Media Figures:
"I don't like you. I mean, I'm personally." – Nick DePaulo [61:09]
Crowder emphasizes themes of national sovereignty, the importance of secure borders, and the perceived threats posed by foreign entities. The dialogue reflects a blend of political analysis and comedic banter, characteristic of the show's format.
As the episode nears its end, Crowder reiterates his stance on key issues, such as the threat of Iran's nuclear ambitions and the necessity of supporting Israel independently of U.S. military involvement. He encourages listeners to join the "Mug Club" for exclusive content and promotes the show's availability on various platforms.
Notable Quote:
"Guns save lives. It's our constitutional right to own them." – Steven Crowder [56:02]
Crowder closes with a strong affirmation of Second Amendment rights and a reaffirmation of his and his guests' positions on national security and cultural issues.
Note: This summary captures the main themes and discussions from the episode based on the provided transcript. Direct quotes have been included with appropriate timestamps to maintain context and accuracy.