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I still couldn't give you one because, well, it's just the feel good story of the year. Zoram Hamdani has appointed all the since I don't know if this is on YouTube, the transgender people to the medical committee there, even though they have no experience in medicine. Jon Stewart is really mad about us not accepting more Somalis and Afghanis. Something like that. And more polling on the gop. It's not exactly what you think as far as this civil war on what with the show. We're getting to it. It's not working. I told you to get a new one of these. This thing hasn't worked right in years. It's an antique. You can't throw this out. They don't make it like it's solid. Get out of my way. Easy. Let me do this. Distract them. I need more time. Hello, handsome. Not like that, you moron. Got it. Card. Any card. Go back. Who's here, sweetie? Run. The holidays just got a little safer and a lot more affordable. For a limited time, you can get a crazy deal. Not only 10% off your entire order when you use the code lwcstopboxusa.com they're also giving you a BOGO. That's. That's buy one, get one, one free for their StopBox Pro. Use the code lwc stopboxusa.com make sure dumb people don't get your guns. How can you distinguish United States culture from Oklahoma culture, from Oklahoma City culture? Yeah. There are different sizes to it. Sure. And a lot of the smaller parts of this country don't speak English as their native language simply because a lot of them are immigrants. Second generation immigrants. Third generation immigrants. Yeah. And so why you just define the difference between. Between national borders and state borders. Yes, sir. Right. And a national border is a language. A national border is net contributions. A national border is. You keep your resources here in the. If you want to be a part of this nation, you place this nation before all others. You. Glad to be with you. I guess I forgot the question of the day. Do you. Well, I know how many. How much do you give about the. The Venezuelan drug boats comment below? Do you think, you know, oh, this is more nation building or regime change or, you know, you just think it's fun target practice. Yeah. Can it be a little both? A little bit of both, yeah. It's Christmas. Look, we'll get to. If it's a war crime against whom? Yeah. Which nation wants to claim these assholes? Venezuela. Are they your guys? It's not a war crime against war crime against China. Guess it's just a happy accident. Spoiler. There's war rules. Yeah. Yeah. You can look at them and see if it's a crime. Yeah, but I play by prison rules. All right. Captain Morgan, how are you, sir? I'm doing very nice. How are you thanking me? Back to that movie. I know you're doing well. What's the problem? It's just skin. Name that movie line. Love it. You're doing well because it's 11am on a weekday, which is when we stream. And you. You can't follow him on Twitter because he doesn't exist there. It's not Firestein, but you can go see him Friday, December 12, at Hyenas Comedy Club in Fort Worth. Yeah, that's right. I'm gonna be there. Not by myself, actually. I'm gonna be with our friend Bill Richmond and a mutual friend of ours, Josh Dramiello. He does his show where. Yes. 20 questions and the crowd gets involved. It'll be fun. Is that his real last name or did you just mumble it because it's hard to pronounce? It's both. You were like, josh Clark W. Grislow. Clark W. Griswold. Clark W. Griswold. Clark W. Griswold. What's his. Okay, now that one. It's a very Italian. Yeah, it is. Yeah. You have to do that. There's probably a black man. You don't. Somewhere down the line. Sicily. All right, let's get right. If you. If you were one of these people. I can't say these people. You might. If you were Indian. No, that's offensive, too. That's true. If you. If you were somebody who believed that going to a very specific town temple would make any of your wildest dreams, your wishes come true, would you do it like these? I've got no other word. Indians. Holy moly. Where are they coming from? Up top. This is a temple. It looks like an old pizza parlor that removed the arcade machine. I know, right? Same difference. Church of Pizza Hut. So they believe they're gonna have their wish. This guy's on the ceiling over here. Look at sp. Spider Man. By the way, I love how this guy is only. He's only protecting, like, the. His left shin. He lifts it up, he's like, oh, I have to keep that out of the way. Maybe he was hit by a train earlier. Do you think any of them wish for running water? Toilets? Human development, India. I wish those trains wouldn't keep hitting us when you wish upon some poop. I wish my mom wasn't also my sister. Well, we'll get to that. This is nothing new, of course, because we've seen this occur many places in nature. They'll virtually eat anything that comes within range, even electrical wire. When the mice are disturbed. Oh, they jump. They can jump right through the air. And they jump down. Ah. And run everywhere. And this is really icky. Guys, we. We got the wrong. We weren't supposed to rerun the same clip. That was the wire. Yes. Electrical wire. Wire. That'd be cr. If he, like, actually was in the wire. I think he's a terrorist. I wouldn't be able to take it seriously. Are you kidding me? This jihadi thinks I'm invading his territory. Have you checked his anus? No, he's out. No, I am not. He's out on investigation. Here we see a black guy, friendly type. Found out if he's soly terrorist or just the average ghetto rat. He'd know if he's Somali. Let's be honest. Here's the thing, right? I know you're thinking, hey, that's not. India is a big place or a lot. There's, you know, 19 billion people. They don't all swarm a temple thinking they'll get their wishes come true. There are different traditions across India. Like this wedding tradition in Rajasthan, where when you get married, well, then your mom is also there and you do this. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah. That's not his pride. That's his mom. He took a little long on the right one there. What? Yeah. Pat is back. Like a good mama does. Feed your baby. Now, here's the thing. Of course, the point is that not all cultures are equal. And some cultures deserve to go away. They deserve to die. Not the people, the culture. The culture that's described, right, they describe it as. This act is supposed to symbolize a final feeding of the groom by the mother before marriage. I think they're misunderstanding the term. Symbolize. You're actually doing it. Is this the part where anyone's allowed to object? I object to the incest sucking. Please sit now and forever hold your peace. My mouth was full. Sorry. I was holding my mother. What, you don't kiss your mother too? I was jaw deep in memories, like, it's the final feeding. I don't even under. Can someone out there explain this to me? I don't even understand it. The final feeding should take place before you're two. Like, it shouldn't be right before you're married. Yeah, at least three. Some kids are late bloomers. I get it. Some moms, they got a heavy load there. But if you can understand the. You can understand the concept of vowels. Yeah, potty trained, titty trained, same day, pretty much. But what sick, sadistic bastard invented this? The first person like. Wait, wait, hold on one minute. Yeah, I'm going back to the well. But before I get married, I want to tell you how much I care about your mom. Yes, that's right. Pour that titty out for me. Whip that thing out for me. What Let me get a couple of your Tandooris. That's a lot of money. Now, here's the thing. Yes, I know you think of that because you and your privileged Western. Right. Your western lens, through which you see things where you would go, like, that's incest. Okay. The groom isn't the only one who has to reconnect with a parent. To be clear, it goes both. The bride also has to reconnect with her father. And they say that guy was unfit. Come on. He was in touch with culture. Yeah. He did that before she was married. Yeah, he was. He was wiry, like a Willem Defoe. Oh, really? Pedophile. Yeah. All right. So bad. We want to import that. Yeah. I mean, like, that's what it's going to look like. That's what I thought at first. It was the mother in law. Right. That would have been sick. That would have been awesome. That's a boat. That's a bogo. Yeah, that's. Yeah, yeah. Unless she has, like, some kind of, like, weird. Yeah, it's a buy two or something. Yeah. And if there's an anomaly, it could be like, you know, buy. If she's like. If it's like the Minority Report, what would be buy three, get two. Well, I mean, the point is, you get a discount. You're getting caught up in the semantics here. It's like Payless. You buy a pair of shoes, right. Just like a pair of boobs. It's the same. Same concept. It's just buy one, get one still. Yeah. And one's an off brand. Like, oh, I got my Air Vox shoes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Therefore, I have to suckle your mother's breast. Oh. Might I suggest. Huh. A hug? That might be. I just. I think. All right. She's a little disingenuous. Yeah. Do you really love your mom? Yeah. I mean, I do. Yeah. And I hug you and that's a boring Hallmark card. Well. But I can't wait. I can't wait to go to Gerald's Christmas party. I tell you, that. That's a pornographic Hallmark card. Okay. Come on. It is. It is. It is. But you know what? All cultures are great. So equal. I'll tell you, this is why, like, you know, we used to get all the hit pieces. Like, that's racist. That's xenophobic. Like, yeah. You saw the rat video. And us making fun of an entire culture suckling at their mother's tits on their wedding day. Right. Like, there's nothing you're gonna throw our way. That's Gonna hurt us? No, we're fine. So I don't care. I don't want it here. Pete Hagseth Secretary. I don't wanna say Defense Secretary of War. This is. Yeah, this is going viral everywhere. And it's just really funny to me that CNN has to cover our Secretary of War posting a Franklin the Turtle meme. They don't have to. They don't have to. But they do it and they cover it. They do it because they love it. Just to be clear. In fact, Franklin the Turtle never had a rocket launcher. Okay. Yeah, thanks. Oh, cartoon Hegseth. But I want to get to what it is that they're actually saying. We talked about this. When, for example, you had these representatives tell people it's okay to defy unlawful orders and they mischaracterize unlawful orders. Right. Encouraging sedition. And the left, they don't actually care about the troops. They never have. In this case, when they say Pete Hegseth is guilty of war crimes, they're accusing an entire chain of command, multiple times, of war crimes. So let's be clear about this. It's sort of a character impugning form of collateral damage. Let me set this up for you. Pete Hegseth bombed another drug boat in the Caribbean. Okay? All of this, the reason everyone's talking about it stems from a hit piece in the Washington Post titled Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike officials say kill them all. And they claim that seemed like he might be guilty of war crimes. Right? That's what's been circulating. They claim that Hegseth gave a spoken directive to kill all helpless survivors. And naturally CNN jumped on the bandwagon. War crimes and whether Pete Hegseth committed one. The Pentagon strikes on alleged both boats in the Caribbean. They are raising serious alarms. So they're real. Both sides of the aisle tonight, despite a debate about whether the administration has the authority to even strike the boats. Whack a mo 22 of them. Are these illegal orders? 80 people killed in those strikes. 22. That's like winning battleship four times. To indicate that one of those strikes left no survivors. And a follow up strike or a double tap was ordered to kill everyone on board that craft. Both Republicans and Democrats are arguing that at best a second strike is illegal and at worst it's a war crime. Boy, talk about straw manning. Both Democrats and Republicans are arguing that at best it's illegal. Right. I've spoken with a lot of people and I've looked at the feedback online. No, no. Republicans, conservatives are not arguing that at best, it's illegal. They have confetti and streamers. So let me give you a. Let me give you a few key facts here. Check the references. We make the links available in the description, every single show. Key Fact 1. When you say this is illegal or a war crime, you are impugning everyone involved with that chain of command to strike. They think that Pete Hegseth, you know, between bourbons, because they constantly try and portray him as a drunk. He just goes like, yeah, take out the boat, hit it again. Let me explain to you the process as best as I can tell. And of course, you can't know all of the people involved. And Josh, you can correct me wherever I'm wrong. I know this is Navy here. As I understand it, the process to engage is first find, you get intel, you detect the boat, fix, pinpoint the boat location, track, you have to follow that boat, then target where you go through options, assess the risks, satisfy the rules of engagement, and then you engage. You transmit the order to strike the drug boat, then finally assess afterward to report which will provide the results of the attack and re attack if necessary. This would actually involve about three to four levels of command, including a tactical commander, a mission or element commander, a task force or strike group, and the maritime or theater hq. All of these people through these processes would be involved with what the left says at best is illegal or most likely a war crime. So I guess you want to, you want to indict all of them. They do. Especially, you know, it's true. Especially when you look at what they were talking about two weeks ago when they were saying, you know, that the seditious video came out and they were saying that you have not only a duty but a responsibility to disobey illegal orders. Right, right. And the other people going, well, I want the names of all the people involved in these boat strikes. It's like, what are you going to do? Right? What is your plan? You're going to put all these people in, what, are you going to lock up the entire military? Going to lock up everybody who went to Iraq? Right? Yeah. Like what? I love how the media basically pictures him as Hans Gruber saying, hit it again. Yeah, shoot. It's like, what do you think he's doing, by the way? We'll get to that was refuted through New York Times, three sources, anonymous. But, you know, the left provides anonymous sources. So at this point, who cares? As far as I'm concerned, that's our tax dollars providing a mercy kill. They're out in the middle of the open water. They're clinging to a boat. The sharks would take care of them. Yes. You want to go that way? Yeah. And correct me if I'm wrong if anyone knows, but the Geneva Convention, the original one, does not include native naval warfare at all. So that'd be one. That'd be one doctrine. There's an updated one, a second Geneva Convention. That one states that you are not allowed to attack injured. Injured combatants if they're on a medical aid ship. It doesn't. I didn't see any. Maybe there's somewhere else. I didn't see it, but. Oh, a cigar boat with four outboard motors and no fishing equipment. Organization. 10 square mile. 10 mile radius doesn't seem to qualify. Giant baggie. Like you're not on a medical aid ship. Fine. But what, Like a giant baggie of floating cocaine? Well, that's how you fish. It makes the fish very happy, the cocaine. They swim fast to the boat and you can take the hook out because of the smile on their face. That's true. You make the fish happy. Make me happy? Yes, make everybody happy. Cocaine is happy. I don't care. Guys, like, at a certain point, remember Code Pink? They disappeared when there were drone strikes from Barack Obama. This is how you know the left are communist. McCarthy tried to warn you guys, okay? To be clear, they will destroy everything simply to try and gain power. In this case, it's a slow news cycle. And so they go, oh, is this a war crime? There could be no collateral damage. These people exist only to harm, Right? They are transporting drugs. They do this as a career option, and no nation wants to claim them because they're going, oh, we don't have anything to do with it. So who's going to bring the charges? I don't care. Here's another fact, okay? Just before people start going to war crime, Hegseth absolutely has the right to bomb these boats. In January, President Trump designated the drug cartels as foreign terrorist organizations. So FTOs. And they notified Congress that the USA is in armed conflict with the FTOs. The Secretary of War, previously, defense has the right to defend the United States of America from these ftos. Another fact here, this was refuted almost immediately in the New York Times, where they debunked it, saying, like, actually, there were some officials who said that hegseth order, it did not include any written instructions to kill any survivors. He made no oral directive after the fact to kill survivors. And at that point, they had heard no more verbal orders. But that didn't stop people like Stephen Colbert from lamenting the deaths of poor. On Thursday, the Washington Post published a blockbuster story on the administration's first bombing of an alleged drug smuggling boat. Back in September. According to the Post sources, Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered the Navy to, quote, kill them all. After the first strike. A live drone feed showed two survivors. So the commander overseeing the operation then ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth's directive, killing both survivors. That is. That is unspeakably horrific. I disagree. Let them drown. Let them drown. I disagree. By the way, the second strike would be to ensure that the drugs are destroyed so another boat of scumbags can't go out and retrieve it. But I tell you what, I don't care if you are going to declare a war crime against a terrorist operating organization where there can be no collateral damage. These are the moving goalposts. Right? Look at these women and children. Whether it's Afghanistan, insert whichever War here. Now there's no one to be found other than hardened criminals running drugs that kill. How many people were killed last year from just fentanyl overdose? About 75,000. I want to say 76,000, something like that. More Americans have died from drug overdoses, certainly opiate overdoses. Then were killed in Vietnam. They moved the women and children. Okay. Just truck runners on a cigar boat with lots of drugs. It's still a war crime. Seems to me like you're playing politics. And for his part, Hegseth isn't playing that game. He did respond with this picture of Franklin the turtle captioned for your Christmas wish list. It's a little close to shore. It. Yeah, it is a little close to sure. I think Franklin's a little more aggressive than our military. I hope he's hooked in with a lanyard, which, by the way, I just love. I was laughing so hard when I saw it. I just love it. Posted this officially to social media. That's the ultimate like. Okay. All right. You align with the drug runners. You align with the people trying to smuggle drugs, which, by the way, they could just as easily be smuggling human beings. Right. Sex trafficking as well. Thank God Else was on the boat. No doubt armed as well. Right. People, forget about this. You're talking about. There's. Oh, there's a couple guys clinging to a piece of the boat. Were they armed, do you think they were armed? They were probably armed. We call it. We have a word for that. We're not allowed to use it anymore, but. Right. In the army, we called it a squirter. I don't Know why you can't use it? Wetter is better. Nice. Anyway, all of this really shook our favorite dictator out there, Maduro, prompting him to make a call. But he was met with voicemail. You have one unheard message. First unheard message. Hello, Franklin Turtle. Please no quant. No quant. Only peace. Only peace. I see plan in your book. Turtle book. And this is Guan Peru. Guan is back. Please find the angel shell to choose. Peace. Only peace. No Guan. And please get this message to Splinter. End of messages. All right. Smooth as butter. I didn't know about that last part. He snuck that in there. Yeah, I think he confused his turtles. He did. Different turtles. They don't all talk. And just to show you that Canada is a land of vaginas. There you go. The publisher, Franklin the Turtle, responded to Hegseth's post saying, franklin the Turtle is a beloved Canadian icon who has inspired generations of children and stands for kindness, empathy, and inclusivity. Even drug runners. We strongly condemn any denigrating, violent or unauthorized. Unauthorized use of Franklin's name or image which directly contradicts these values. Oh, okay, so they condemn any violence. What about the drug running violence? No, Totally fine. Well, they didn't use Franklin's image. I know. I don't care. Just shut up. Canada. Come on. This is wrong. You got Arturo with a rocket launcher. You damn right. What? No, he sounds like you're still supporting it. We don't like it. Well, it doesn't matter. We're America. We can do whatever the hell we want. I love the idea of this publisher seeing the meme and going like, oh, my gosh. People are gonna think Franklin is capable of this kind of violence. People are gonna want to buy this book. Oh, my gosh. The kids on X, where they shouldn't be. They're gonna see this. They're gonna pick up an rpg. These kids in Minneapolis, right after we got past the Caillou beheading controversy. I don't need this right now. First Clifford's female circumcision, now this. Oh, I can't catch a break. Just shut up. Do you understand how the Internet works? Okay, it's funny. It's funny. And we now know that Canada is a nation of people who are unfunny. By the way, here's a bonus. Do we have the Stinger? Yeah, my favorite. CNN has nothing good going for it, except for one guy, Harry Entten, who actually wants to get in on the hegseth action. And we have a bet here at the office. And it's what's the overrun on him saying wowza or doing one of these? Watch. Look at the net approval ratings for Republicans in Congress. This shutdown hasn't even supported all look at where we are now. It's a complete flip. Pete Texec's net favorability in the last year. Positive. There have been no polls. No polls in which his net favorability has been positive. Every single poll that I could find in the Roper center archives has his net favorability in the negative. No polls. No polls. Not 000 headset. They pull the military. I doubt it has been generating so much interest. Far more interest than the normal secretary. I was just interested in the polls that were asking the popularity rating. Do the hands match defense secretaries? There have been at least 10 in terms of Pete Hex there were zero for Lloyd to Austin Esper had zero. Mad Dog Jim Mattis had only two. This is extremely unusual for a defense secretary to be generating this much interest especially not at a time of work. What are the markets saying about it? Here we go. Place. This is I think a great chance to use the prediction market chance to be the first to leave Trump's Cabinet. Pete Hegseth On Friday it was just 18%. It's now 5% given the recent controversy. John Berman. So a lot of folks out there who are putting their money where their mouth is think there's a far better chance that Pete Hegsett exits the cabinet now being the first one to back on Friday. And one last thing Mr. Berman just to put this in for some perspective for you. The chance to be the first to leave Trump's cabinet. Pete Hegsett 35% Pam Bondi just 10% and then we've got this gentleman over here, Steve Myron. Steve Myron at 8% is that guy. By the way, I love how Berman has his head back like. Like a bomb about to go off. Like he completely. That guy's enthusiasm is infectious and I guess that's the Kali they have. Like the betting odds that Hegseth 35% chance of being the first one to leave Bondi 11 now 11. I guess. I guess she went up a point. I would love to see those numbers pumped up and don't know enough about Myon. Yeah. I didn't even know he existed. 8%. I guess someone must be mad at him. I have no idea. But look, even. Even Harry Enton didn't know he was. Yeah. He had the name of there he's like okay, fine. He goes. Steve Meyer. He goes. One thing that's interesting. He's like, stop doing that. What's funny is actually Hegseth is kind of what people were thinking they would get and were hoping with Mad Dog Mattis but didn't. Yeah. Think about that for a second. Like, he is. People said Mad Dog madness. He's going to go in and he's. He's not going to care. No. Is very subdued and disappointing. And Hegseth, the guy who they said was a morning show host. Right. To try and discredit everything else he's done. He's all in. He doesn't care. The Franklin, the turtle. That's no small thing. That's flipping the bird to the media. And keep in mind, his response, obviously, is being a happy warrior to people who would like this man to effectively be locked away for life for war crimes. Like, that's not a small accusation executed even. Yeah. I'm sure some of them would call for it. Here's another opinion that I have. International law, people, is kind of not a thing. It's more of like an opinion. Yeah. It's more of like a suggestion. No. Didn't they just. Didn't they just nail that Kim Jong Un guy? Yeah. That Vladimir Putin guy or that, I don't know, Maduro guy. Yeah, that's a good point. They gave the Nobel Peace Prize to the lady who actually won. Right. And went to jail. Yeah. Oh, well, the Peace Prize has a good history with Yasser Arafat. And yes, that's Hitler. No, he didn't get the Peace Prize. He got times person of the year. Admonish, Admonish. Admonish. Him. Admonish. And try. And I wasn't trying to say also Hitler bad. Also Hitler bad. Hitler bad. Admonished. Hitler bad. Admonished. He was personally here. He learned no bits. I mean, why you turn this into room of guar. I did. He was. Hold on. Talk about his man of the year. Not person. Gerald. He loved the guar. The love Guar. Guarmonger J. Morgan. He love two things. He love a guarantee. What? It's espanol. It's Espanol. I understand what it means. You figure it out later. You are a bird for guar. Guar. Hawk. This is all because I said Hitler was man of the Year. I didn't vote. I love how you leaned in. I walked you wrestle. I walked you right in there. I don't care. I'm happy that drug runners are dead and it's cool with me. And I know you see them. This is about regime change because Donald Trump posted a Truth, I believe where he said that Maduro needs to leave Venezuela or they're gonna. I think they said they would. They would do something. Was it freeze their airspace? They would do something with their airspace. You know, interfere. And here's the thing. I've seen the response with people saying, well, I think the people of Venezuela should be in charge of their own. The United States shouldn't enter. I get it. Regime change won't work out. Well, that doesn't really work. I understand that, but you are missing the point. The people can't be in charge of their own destiny. That's what a dictator is. At least the good ones. Yeah. The good ones don't allow the people to rise up and throw them out of power. Right. Yes, of course. Hitler bad. Okay, fine. Of the year. I'm sure guys are just lining up their volunteer for their boats. Right? Yeah, exactly. Right? Yeah. Noir. But if you criticize, we can straight kill you. Take it from me, Super Bo, I fight him with my mustache. Me. Hey, you know how some people, they, like out there and they're, you know, like a beggar with their cup out? Yeah. Asking you to give them money. We don't do that. 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It's a bigger smile. It's very fake, disingenuous. And then in this video, you'll see him stop smiling. Yeah. And it's even worse. Kind of terrifying. Yeah, it is. So his transition team, New York City is actually transitioning in more ways than one. Welcome to the transition. This is the period. Over the next few months, rebuild a city hall that delivers. The men can't have periods. To make New York City affordable and to make government accounts accountable to the people it serves. As we prepare to govern, we'll start announcing the leaders who will help implement our agenda. People like deputy mayors who oversee entire areas of the Ladies Club, the commissioners who Carry out the critical work of city agencies. These appointments will be driven by excellence, like Wednesday Adity and Hunger Chairman. Solve old problems with new solutions. Talking to organizers on the front lines of the fight to improve ourselves. He does all those videos outside. He's a real New Yorker. On roofs and working people who know better than anyone what our neighborhoods deserve. Yeah. Why don't you. So this is one thing, too, because you'll see people on the right now where they say. And they say, right. They'll say, well, we're not conservative. We're America first or maga, which, I mean, I think that's kind of one and the same. Obviously, I put America first, and I consider myself to be conservative. That's what I want to conserve. But I've heard people say it's going to be a new coalition of populists. And I've heard people suggest Ro Khanna. And I've also heard them suggest people like Mamdani going, there's a way that we can, just as long as they compromise on some issues and we compromise on some others. Okay, well, let me tell you what that coalition looks like. The minute these people achieve any kind of power, you can see it throughout the entire team. So Mamdani's appointed people like Tamika Mallory, former Women's March leader. That's fun. In 2017, she said that the Nation of Islam leader, Louis Farrakhan was, quote, the greatest of all time. At what? Yes, well, at this. This Loose Farrakhan. The Satanic Jews. Oh, I thought we were done with Franklin the Turtle and mostly everybody. If they are your enemy, then you must. Must what? Hates Jews. Must what? Must be somebody. What? What? Also, he interestingly hates America just as much and blamed the Jews for that. Deeperm you on Second Street Barbershop. That messed me up last time I go to Lip Shit's Barbershop. I'm going to Goldstein's next. Coming out looking like a bloated Nat King Cole. You done this to me. He also appointed Alex Vitaly professor at Brooklyn College, famous for authoring the book called the End of Policing. That's just the ticket for New York right now, which is also the beginning of death. One man's ending is another man's beginning. That's okay, as long as it's just for the Satanic Jew. No police on the Upper west side parliam. Take it or leave it. Now, we also featured one of Mamdani's other picks for the health committee. You may remember this person, Abby Stein. That's his wrestling Name? Hi, Rabbi. Hi, Rabbi. Hi, Rabbi. Hi, Rabbi. Hi, Rabbi. It's obnoxious. Hi. You need a circle. As rabbis, as New Yorkers, as abominations, People deserve to thrive. Zoran agrees. Victor. That's all I can think of. That's all I can think of. Name that movie line. Comment below. So Abby just saw it was born, by the way. You know, I watched that and I go, maybe Farrakhan had a point. Abby was born Yisroel Stein and was a Hasidic Jewish rabbi before transitioning. Stein is a descendant of the BAAL Shem Tov, founder of Hasidic Judaism, held in such high esteem. This is, like, the worst thing in the world for them. What a name, by the way. Currently an interim rabbi at a very, very liberal synagogue in Brooklyn, and Stein is going to serve on Mandani's committee on Health. And other than being a chick with a dick, Stein has no apparent past healthcare experience whatsoever. I mean, he had a. He had a surgery, right? Well, we don't know. We don't even know. Maybe a breast augmentation. Let me spoil it for you. I knew the answer. Turn your head and cough. I don't know what I'm looking for. Now, keep in mind, Mamdani won 82% of the LGBTQ AI vote with promises such as making New York City an lgbtqia. Yeah, that was said unironically. Sanctuary city. You forgot plus. I don't know if he said plus. No, but he did say LGBTQIA on Iran. It wasn't tongue in cheek. Then he also added an office of LGBTQIA plus affairs. Yes. To the city's bureaucracy. Just to be clear, it's mostly sodomy. Those are the affairs. Yeah. I was wondering. I didn't think they were very monogamous folk. Yeah. How long before that that committee meeting just turns into an orgy? That's not an affair. Hey, guys, I think this. We need to fix the sidewalks. And who wants a mustache ride? Sorry, honey, I have another council meeting. Why are you dressed in leather? Why are you walking like that? It's a black leather affair, broken windows theory. We're gonna figure out how to get money to underprivileged kids in Harlem. Yeah, and by kids, we mean sexy ones. This is the priority. You're like, let's build a coalition. A pop. It cannot be built with anyone who has a D next to their name, because this is what they do. And, hey, could you have seen the writing on the wall? Is it possible? Could you have seen this coming when you have someone like Mamdani who's committing $65 million of New York City taxpayer money for. For. For trans surgeries. And one of the things that we've said beyond saying that we're going to make a sanctuary city for LGBTQIA workers, beyond Sancta payment, establishing office Belgian QIA affairs, is also that they're going to put in the park. So, you know, it's real for gender affirming care. And in this moment especially we want to fight the Trump administration, we have to do so by fully funding our own Services. Yeah, $65 million taxpayer dollars for trans surgeries, which sounds like a lot, but I will say 50 million of that was just for the no longer a Lady Liberty redo. So that's. Yeah, that's a lot of. That's just a lot of copper. Well in doubt it'll age well. We'll get a patina. Each copper phallus is unique. Send us your tired, horny and large phallic. She didn't have to be at full master. Send us your tired. You're poor. You're gaping now. I'm sorry, guys, it's gross. Because this whole thing is gross. It's ridiculous. Look, this is what happens where it's like, okay, all right, two dudes want to get married. People go, okay, fine. Because people never did care what you did in your bedroom. That's a fact. No one really cared. And then it turned into, oh, and by the way, men can be women. And it was like, okay, I guess adults can do whatever they want and change their name. And then it's. And so can kids. What? And by the way, you're gonna pay for transitions they will never stop at. Just let us do what we want in our bedroom. That's how you end up with $65 million taxpayer funded transition surgeries that, by the way, will probably be looked back upon as a medical holocaust as more science comes in. There is no study that shows a male can be born with a female brain or the opposite. As a matter of fact, all literature that we have available to us suggests in stone that that is not the case, that these people are simply suffering from a delusion. We'll look back and laugh at this. I mean, we'll be upset, but yeah, we'll be laughing like, are you serious? Like, the person in charge of health was a transfer, didn't believe that male and female were thinking, what's next? The PE teacher was fat. Well, they say laughter is the best medicine and you should trust me. I'm on the health committee. Have you tried laughing? By the way, just in case you wonder, all transitions require a lot of money. Even zurons. Remember how I told you a few months ago to stop sending us money? You can start again. So I hope you'll make a donation@transition2025.com Smile. It's chilly out there. It's chilly in here. Hey, he's using a switch. One thing I'm warming up to is the idea of a fake funded transition. So go to transition2025.com I am once again asking for your financial support. My friends, it is fall in New York. The leaves, they are changing as such. But one thing that stays the same is we still need you to donate to transition2025.com it might be November, but I'm still saying yes to your donations. So head to transition2025.com pitch in whatever you can. I'm also taking donations jfierstein.com there you go. With you rattling your tin cup out. Have some self respect like me. Hey, I gotta pay for my transition. Don't we all? 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Jon Stewart used to be quite a bit more even handed and he just. I don't remember him as much straw manning all the time. I think it's a lot of. Because he's not, it's not his show anymore. That's true. It's not his show anymore. He came back. They changed everything over the years that Trevor Noah. Trevor Noah left and it's been like a year or whatever. And it's, it's writers, it's, it's all the different producers and writers that are putting their stuff. I don't think it's necessarily all him. I think he's like, yeah, I agree, this is dumb. That's silly. Let me come in on Monday and do a show. Sure. And that being said, still infinitely funnier than Trevor Noah. Yeah, definitely. I, I was watching clips earlier and I'm just laughing like, man, he's so wrong. But that way he said it was funny. He's, he's very funny. Two things can be true now. He's been flat out misrepresenting President Trump or making some assertions here. But the funny thing is even his misrepresentations that he uses to try and present the case so that you're horrified. I kind of like them. So President Trump's sort of attention towards third world immigration. Right. That's been a big topic and Jon Stewart is not happy about it. The policy change that Trump is making in the aftermath of the terrible national guard shooting in D.C. that horrible act. Act was done by one individual who happened to be part of a larger group of Afghans who were brought here because they risked their lives helping the United States during our invasion of Afghanistan. Which of course means we know that Afghan national is the suspected shooter of these National Guardsmen. Yeah, yeah. People that shouldn't be in our country. That's right. So you announced that asylum and that includes some other and includes plenty of others. Did you just Somalia, Afghanistan. Because of this one Afghan, all Afghans are suspect. And also Somalians. He did to Somalia and Afghanistan exactly what he did to the reporters on the plane. You're banned from this country because of one terrible thing that one of you people did. You, too. What? So you mean if you're a dick, your crime is you don't get to ride on Air Force One? I'm okay with it. It's time for claim truth. And I don't think that Jon Stewart is this dense with the way he presents this sometimes, which maybe, like you said, he may be checked out a little bit and the writers are taking more charge. So the first claim that John Stewart makes all references available links in the description that Afghans have nothing to do with Somalia. If you're wondering what Somalians had to do with the Afghan shooter. Yeah. What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the national. Nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They had nothing to do with it. Just reminded me that there are other groups. I also did refute it. I don't see color. I just hate all of it. So our entire immigration system is now going to be based around the principle that if even one person from your ethnic or religious group up, you all got to go. And a screening process that can't tell the difference. How do I know it can't tell the difference? Your DOJ ig. Can you tell the similarities? John, There was thorough vetting by DHS and by the FBI of. Of these Afghans who were brought into the US So why do you blame the Biden administration? Because they let him in. Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person? And you're just asking questions because you're a stupid person. See, that question was not a stupid person's question. No, but your assertion here is really pretty stupid. And here's the funny part is they're twisting themselves into knots because they have nothing in common. So it must be a race thing. Well, hold on a second. Don't you have to defend Islam and say it's a religion of peace? Because the commonality here is actually an ideology that has yielded the same results or similar results across these countries. Hmm. What's the common denominator now? Can we cross reference that with the entire Islamic world? Because here's the truth. There are a ton of similarities. Let me give you a few. Both countries are hotbeds of fundamentalist Islamic terrorism. I think you already knew that. Both countries have had decades long, constant war. Also, both countries have no accurate record keeping and inbreeding. Yeah, that's another commonality. In Somalia, it's about 49%. Afghanistan is 46. And by the way, the data is plus or minus 3% because they don't keep accurate records. And they're all incested. Yeah, half. They don't know how to. Half. Both countries, half of their people are inbred. Running into each other. Okay. Along with all the terrorism, along with genital mutilation, along with just being a hotbed of no human rights. Also, both countries have similar taste in women. Explains why they're running into each other. And both countries really hate Army Rangers. But that one, that's true. Looky there. That's a little Firestein action. Well, Josh is one boner for me. Let's go on to his next claim. That, and this is something the left always does, they try and act like there's no way to tell which immigrants will actually be good for the United States. Okay. The question relates to can any free society create a 100% foolproof system for immigrants or for its natural citizens? Get close. I mean, what criterion will we use? Now, Donald Trump said he plans to, quote, remove anyone who is not a net asset to the United States. How do you. By what measure? How. If they can't love our country, we don't want them. But how do you measure that? What if they stand at the border? On a scale of to how much do you. Do you say to the moon and back or just to the moon? Okay, that's funny. Silly. But he's wrong. Here's the truth. You can't determine how much they love the country. But I would say this. There are some immediate disqualifiers. For example, a third of Somalians don't speak English at all. According to Pew, 37% of those who are naturalized citizens, they speak English less than very well, meaning naturalized citizens who are actually able to vote. 37%, more than a third don't speak English well enough to function. Doesn't that count? Let me ask you this. If you're invited to. Because I've heard Jon Stewart say this is still a great country, right? And these people want to come here. They're fleeing their countries. They want to come to this great country. So think of the United States as a great party. Think of it that way. That's how he's kind of portrayed it. Someone invites you to a dinner party and says, hey, by the way, if you want to come, there's a Dress code, you have to wear a jacket. If you show up naked, wouldn't that signify that you don't really value being admitted into that party? If they establish rules and say, well, these are the rules. If you want to come here, if you really want to be a part of this, this is what you have to do. You decide not to tells me there's no commitment on your part to be a part of that party. The United States, we have an official language. That's also why the left fought having an official language. How about this? If you need to take your naturalization oath with an interpreter, you are walked right out to an ice truck. How about another one? Hey, so speak the language. Don't wave the flag of a foreign nation, especially not one that's adversarial to us. Who carries a tuba? Fat guys. It's a holocaust. Somalia. Go back. Somalia. We just saw that guy in a Photoshop. Yeah, I don't think. I don't think you want to be a part of this country enough. Why not? I don't see our country's flag. I see one from a different country. You're not welcome. You're probably welcome in the country whose flag you're waving. That's simple enough. I'm not saying that we have all of the litmus test, but, but those. Could we agree, in other words, if you're going to build a coalition, a populist coalition with those on the left, can we agree on the disqualifiers at least before we get to how much do you love the country? Right. Before we get to, obviously communists shouldn't be welcome in the country, but how far do you veer into socialism? How about just, can you speak the language of the country and will you not advocate for and fly the flag of the opponents team? Can we agree on the disqualifiers? If not, I'm not going to try find common ground with you. Why would I do that? It's a slow march into our own demise. Here's the next claim that Jon Stewart makes, and I know you're going to be surprised, but of course, he had to turn it into a racist thing. Can you give us a more specific idea of which groups would pass your muster? I love the Irish special people. I really do. I love the Irish. We're back. Italians. We love the Italians. Donald Trump's defended wanting immigrants from, quote, nice countries like Denmark and Switzerland. Okay, now I'm starting to see a pattern. I'm sure it's only in my head. Refugee admissions into the country. Right now are essentially at zero, with the exception of Afrikaners fleeing persecution in South Africa. Africa. So one horrific act by one Afghan means all Afghans are suspect. But we now welcome with open arms all Afrikaners, because, I mean, really, what have white South Africans ever done to anybody? Kind of helped build the country. But here's the ones. Nothing. Yeah, no kidding. Yeah. And these people have certainly committed misdeeds, but here's the truth. It goes right back to what you were saying. How can you tell they love the country? Well, now, Afrikaners are actual refugees. Now, the argument can be made that they should go to a nation that's closer. And I understand that that's probably a legitimate argument to make. But let's not act as though the Afrikaners who show up here speaking this language, who are fleeing actual persecution are similar to those running for office as Somalis waving a Somali flag. When we see the Afrikaners get here and show this kind of gratitude, I think they actually want to be here in America. Let's see if you can guess what. Look at that. But you know what? Let's go with that premise. And by the way, race is relevant here. You know why it's relevant? Because in South Africa, they are being persecuted exclusively because of their race. Okay, so let's go with that. Oh, it seems like he likes white immigrants. You know what? Yeah, that'd probably be a preference for the same reason that you live in Colts neck, New Jersey, John. 84% white. What, this is coincidence? Yeah, just a coincidence. They got great sandwiches there. Yeah, for sure. You just happen to pick that. The same thing with Piers Morgan. The same thing with all these people. Oh, why does it matter? I don't know. You first. Why does it matter to you? Not to me. They're waving the flag. I've made the case in the past, and I know some of you disagree. When you look at Cuban immigrants who fled the Castro regime, they come here. You would see so many American flags in Little Havana at one point in time, it was like the 4th of July every single day. So I would include them. Same thing. People who fled the USSR at one point in time, they wanted to be here. Afrikaners want to. It's the American flag. How many American flags versus Somalian flags? Yeah. Yeah. I don't think this is hard, and I think it's okay. And I think the American people are tired of being browbeaten by people like you for wanting exactly the way you choose to live, which is in a safe area that's largely homogenous with people who have shared values in a high trust society. But his conclusion is Trump just wants to make America almost as white as John Stewart's neighborhood. If you're not part of Trump's group, you have no margin of error in this country. But if you are, it's all margin of error. Not only are you not judged by the worst of your group, the worst of your group isn't judged at all. And anyone who thinks that Trump's third world immigration crackdown is really about national security and is not just an opportunity for a USA complexion correction, I have but one thing to say to you. Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person? So let's break that down here because I kind of agree. If you are a part of Trump's group, it's only margin of error. But if you're not a part of his group, there is no margin for error. Well, we know what President Trump's group is. It's America first. More so even than political party. It's maga. He coined that. Let's just operate off of that premise. So President Trump's group is America first, so that's the good group. So he's saying there's more margin of error. Citizens, people who are serving this country, people who place this country above all other nations. If you are not his group, what that would mean is people who put anything other than, than America first, namely other countries, namely other cultures, namely other values. Yeah, there should be a lower margin for error. We should be selective. Yeah. If it's President Trump's group, America first, meaning American, an American citizen who's born here, he can invent his own language if he wants to. Why? Because he's an American. Someone coming in here. Yeah, you have to prove. You have to prove your worth. I don't know if you know this. It's that way. In any group that has any criteria, country club, sports team, Bible study, women's group, any group, they have requirements. Why can't the United States. We're not asking for requirements that are as stringent as, you know, the requirements in John Stewart's neighborhood selection. But you know what? How about just in the ballpark? How about just in the ballpark to making the United States making the requirements look similar to the wants that Jon Stewart has in how he lives his own life. Because here's the thing, that's all any other Americans want. Jon Stewart already has it. You should live like the rest of the gaggle of plebs who simply have to endure the huddled Masses and people who don't share their language values. How about the. Let's just put a fin appointment genetic testing to see if you're inbred. If you are, you're not allowed in. Is that fair? Then they'll say that's discrimination against who? Name them. Against Flipper kids. Talking to me. Yeah. Discrimination against minorities. Yeah, It's a discrimination against Flipper kids. That's correct. It's a discrimination against Islamic countries. Yeah. And he's calling. He says Trump wants a complexion correction. Calling him racist. He only wants whites. Well then why was he been. Why Is he asking for 600000 Chinese students to come to America? Why is he so flip floppy on H1BS coming from India and Pakistan, which by the way, Pakistan, number one incest country in the world. Yeah, I didn't know they were. And the most. Most qualified employees, apparently. Apparently. Apparently. Maybe, maybe Americans should be having sex with their relatives. Well, it's true. Because those are big. What we would consider big. Ls for Trump. That's exactly curious as to what Jon Stewart's opinion is on that. 600,000 Chinese students. That's a horrible idea. Or H1BS. That's a horrible. Now you know what's worse? 20 million illegal aliens in the span of four years. But there's nothing about that kind of policy from Donald Trump that I'm a fan of Jon Stewart. Even people who are, if they're liberal, if they're leftist, they don't live that way. They don't. Now Jon Stewart lives like a conservative. Jon Stewart worked really hard, became excellent at what he does, got a show and provided for his family and has chosen to live in a wealthier, safe, high trust area. Other Americans just want the same opportunity. And that opportunity is taken from them when their spot's been stolen by someone from an incestuous anti American shithole, to use the term. That also offended you guys, by the way. We're gonna continue talking about this and more on Rumble Premium. Click that button right there. You can join for $9.99 a month or 99 annually. You get this OG mug hand etched, but you get everything ad free, 100% more show the Friday show. And you know what? None of this happens if not for your support. We're not funded by a foreign caliphate or Viacom like Jon Stewart. Actually funded by viewers like you. And we told you Thursday we're gonna have Nick Fuentes on the show. You guys can let me know the questions that you want me to ask most. I know, this is a no, this is a no winning sort of proposition because some people are mad that hosting him, some people are mad that I haven't, that I don't agree with him on everything. But we're gonna try and call balls and strikes and hopefully we'll see. It'll be productive, it'll be friendly and it'll be fair. What else are we gonna. Oh, that's right, I forgot. Speaking of which, people are talking about this, the new Trump coalition. Right. This is a big thing right now. You've heard about this, the civil war on the right. Now, there is definitely, there is some fracturing that has taken place at a very suspect time, I would say. But I would argue the right is not nearly as fractured as the left. And the good news is we have some new polling data that tells you exactly what the makeup is of the right today. But you've heard from the media ad nauseum. It's almost like, remember back in Nazi Germany when they would try and say all is lost, you should already give up. Your brothers in arms have surrendered. That's what they're trying to tell you, saying maga's facing a civil war. War. It's inevitable. Here you go. The MAGA civil war takes a new turn. There is the potential for a MAGA civil war, or at least an ugly fight. There is.
Date: December 2, 2025 | Host: Steven Crowder
In this episode, Steven Crowder and his crew dive into the recent media firestorm over Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and allegations that he ordered illegal strikes on drug boats, which some outlets are calling a “war crime.” The show pushes back hard against these accusations, mocking both the mainstream media’s framing and left-wing outrage. The episode also features discussions on immigration, New York City’s radical new “transition team,” Jon Stewart’s criticisms of Trump’s policies, and polling on the alleged GOP "civil war."
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Crowder’s tone throughout is characteristically sarcastic, combative, and unapologetically “politically incorrect.” The episode is heavy on ridicule, culture-war rhetoric, and mockery of perceived leftist hypocrisy, with direct jabs at mainstream journalists, political opponents, and progressive leaders. The humor mingles with aggressive zero-sum framing: “We don’t care, drug runners dead is good,” and “not all cultures are equal."
This summary covers the meat of the podcast, omitting ads, intros/outros, and off-topic digressions, to give a clear understanding of the episode’s main arguments, tone, and comedic approach.