We Need More Deportations Now - No Matter What Woke Podcasters Want You To Believe

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Louder with Crowder – "We Need More Deportations Now – No Matter What Woke Podcasters Want You To Believe"

Date: December 11, 2025
Host: Steven Crowder & Team
Notable Guest: Nick DiPaolo

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Overview

This episode is a politically charged and animated discussion centered on immigration enforcement, the handling of violent crime by illegal immigrants, and the culture wars around dating standards and media narratives. The show opens with punchy humor and banter, flows into critiques of liberal immigration policy and “woke” podcasters, and continues with lively analysis of viral dating debates, finished by a detailed takedown of a recent story about a deported Venezuelan soccer player profiled by journalist Pablo Torre.

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Main Themes and Segments

1. Recent Crime: The Charlotte Light Rail Stabbing

(08:45 – 14:30)

• Incident Breakdown: The panel discusses a violent stabbing committed by Oscar Gerardo Solorzano Garcia, an illegal immigrant with multiple deportations and a record of prior violent offenses, who attacked a passenger on Charlotte's light rail system.
• Policy Critique: Crowder argues that crime by undocumented immigrants is both predictable and largely preventable:

  "You can't end all crime, but you certainly can prevent crime being committed by people who have no business being here legally. That's the role of the government." (09:24)

• Outcome: The supposed "hero" in the incident, Kenyon Dobie, later arrested for attacking a pregnant woman, is used to underscore the complexity of "good guy" narratives, leading Crowder to reiterate calls for mass deportation and stricter enforcement.

2. Media Manipulation and Immigration Narratives

(46:32 – 56:17)

• Main Target: The hosts claim mainstream liberal media (with an example from CNBC and CNN) unfairly paint deportation and enforcement as cruel, especially when high-profile deportations are involved.
• Example:

  “The left is absolutely trying to take every single chance they can … They are trying to paint pictures for you … We can't be deporting these people. We can't actually enforce national policy.” (46:38)

• Case Study: The story of Venezuelan soccer player Jose Reyes, covered by Pablo Torre, is dissected and challenged (see details below).

3. Viral Clip Rebuttal: Pablo Torre & The Deportation of Jose Reyes

(48:58 – 63:20)

• Media Narrative: Torre presents Reyes as an innocent athlete persecuted and deported for a harmless tattoo mistaken as a gang marker.
• Crowder's Dissection: Crowder and team assert that:
  • Reyes entered the US via Biden’s CBP1 app, was flagged for suspected gang affiliations backed by social media.
  • The “tattoo” argument is a media red herring; DHS claims to have a substantial case linking Reyes to gang activity.
  • Reyes was released as part of a prisoner swap, not exonerated, and returned to a hero’s welcome—contradicting the “American Dream denied” framing.
  • Crowder and panel ridicule claims that a Real Madrid tattoo was the sole cause, visually comparing claimed images:

    “Here’s a picture of Reyes' tattoo. Okay. Here’s a picture of the Real Madrid logo. Okay. Now let’s do it side by side.” (59:24)
    “Son of a gun. That’s not even close.” (59:36 – B)

• Takeaway: The hosts argue that progressive media over-sentimentalize cases like Reyes’s, glossing over criminal ties for the sake of narrative.

4. Dating Culture, "Red Pill" Debates, and Unrealistic Expectations

(17:00 – 39:18)

• Trend Discussion: The team tackles viral TikToks and Twitter posts where young women articulate strict and sometimes contradictory standards for men, blaming conservative “bigotry” for men being “undateable.”
• Crowder on Gender Dynamics:

  “Women are more at fault generationally in this instance…women have woefully unrealistic standards.” (19:49)

• Notable Example: A "Web3 Jess" post listing nearly impossible criteria for men (IQ 130+, 6’1”-6’3”, “dark triad light,” etc.) is mocked:
  • AI analysis claims <0.5% of the population meets her listed requirements. (27:49)
  • Crowder jokes:

    “Functionally retarded… divorced from reality … this massage parlor 4 is functionally retarded.” (28:09)

• Stats Breakdown:
  • Crowder cites studies showing women rate 80% of men as below average, while men’s ratings of women form a classic bell curve.
  • Young women, he claims, are more obese, depressed, or on SSRIs than men, yet have higher self-regard—fueling the “no good men” narrative.
  • Male dating standards (“pretty, pleasant, fit, peaceful”) have held constant, while women’s standards are painted as increasingly unrealistic.

5. Media, Social Algorithms & Reality Distortion

(44:12 – 46:25, 45:12 – 46:25)

• The panel critiques how algorithms flood feeds with sensational AI-generated left-wing content, making it hard for users to distinguish between real and fake discourse.

• “AI right now? Well, there’s algorithms, but the average person doesn’t know...You’re never gonna know if the person’s AI or not.” (45:10 – C)

• The discussion ends with humorous remarks about social media confusion and frustration.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Deportations:

  “Let’s just up the deportations and let’s just start enforcing the law. How about that? Can we do that? That’s kind of the takeaway here.” (13:28 – A)

• On Double Standards in Dating:

  “Men are letting women know what they want in a woman to be suitable for them. Women are telling men how to be men, and men are just going, okay, right, sure.” (33:18 – A)

• On Media Distortion:

  “Nothing is honest anymore. Least of all supplement companies.” (39:22 – A)

• On Social Media Misinformation:

  “There’s an incentive to run old content as though it’s new. And now it seems like social media is nice to tell me if you’ve been caught by that, comment below. That’s a real problem out there.” (45:58 – A)

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Timeline of Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment Title / Description | |-------------|------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:23 | Show starts; banter, episode outline | | 08:45-14:30 | Charlotte light rail stabbing and immigration enforcement | | 14:38 | Panel critique of media framing, deportation discussion | | 17:00-39:18 | Women’s dating standards, gender roles, viral video critiques | | 46:32 | Media manipulation: leftist headlines, social algorithms | | 48:58-63:20 | Pablo Torre’s deportee profile dissected; soccer player claims | | 63:20 | Episode wrap-up, promotional plugs, closing banter |

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Conclusion / Takeaways

• Policy Prescription: The episode forcefully advocates for stricter border controls, mass deportations, and the return to "older" law enforcement principles, particularly regarding violence by non-citizens.
• On Dating: There’s a well-worn critique of modern feminist dating expectations, claimed to be far out of sync with reality or male preferences, leading to widespread dissatisfaction.
• Media Critique: Crowder and crew argue mainstream media and podcasters distort facts in immigration stories, privileging melodrama and emotion over the realities of criminal background and legitimate enforcement.
• Cultural Tone: The episode is aggressively politically incorrect, blending pointed humor, sarcasm, and cultural commentary with policy grievances.

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For First-Time Listeners

This summary covers Crowder’s characteristic blend of news, entertainment, and satire: sharp and sometimes controversial jokes, in-depth cultural criticism, and irreverent takes on both the news cycle and trends within American society. If you’re looking for policy details, punchy pop culture commentary, and combative media analysis, this episode delivers it with unfiltered conservative flair.

Transcript

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Making an illegal, Remember? Making a murder. Making an illegal. Pablo, I believe his name is Pablo Torre, has been trying to create the new Abrego Garcia. You heard of this? As Venezuelan soccer player. Spoiler alert. Gang member. We're also going to talk about the Charlotte Light rail, another stabbing incident that took place. And, you know, at first we thought there was a good Samaritan, and then we realized that just Charlotte is an awful place. I don't want to vilify an entire city of people, but Charlotte is a terrible place. And we're going to discuss women's standards right now. Women's dating standards, because there's a TikTok trend and you have a lot of women blaming men and setting their expectations and their dating profiles. And people wonder why young men and young women aren't getting together. Well, you know what? We have the answer. And it's funny because there's a Asian in it. On with the show.

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Azerbaijan. Yeah. And by the way, the fight even carried over like this is a problem. If you're in a position of leadership, you have to set a good example because then people follow the leader. As seen the North Pole.

That being said, I do. He's ferocious.

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What a vixen.

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I case you nice.

In case you missed another. This is another story. Another stabbing that should not have ever happened.

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Let me guess, two elves.

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Yeah. Well, it could. No, that's. Yeah, we prefer the term Canadians. So this is one of. It's not a difficult problem to solve. Sometimes people act as though it's really complicated when you're dealing with illegal aliens. When you're dealing with crime. It's not. It's not. And matter of fact, this is where sometimes the older ways are the better ways in the sense of enforcing the law, in the sense of zero tolerance on violent crime. Sometimes the new way is not necessarily better. And sometimes the new way is better. Things advance, technology advances. In this case, I think it's time to go back to the older ways we deal with criminals. The way humanity has always dealt with criminals. Now we can see the results of the other way. You can look at places like Charlotte. You can look at places like New York. You can look at places like Los Angeles. But another stabbing that never should have happened. And that's a much tougher pill to swallow. You can't end all crime, but you certainly can prevent crime being committed by people who have no business being here legally. That's the role of the government. Well, this one happened again on Charlotte's light rail.

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Oscar Solazano. Solazano. Excuse me. Boarded the light rail, got off the train at the New Bern station, stayed on the platform and then got on another train.

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They say he was drinking.

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Jesus.

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Okay, so let me ask you. Are you gonna say it's racist if you see that guy get on the L train car and say, you know, maybe I'm gonna wait for the next one.

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Yeah, I'm a good.

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You should never judge a book by its cover. When there's scar tissue on the eyebrows and a connect the dot map on his forehead. Right. Is it because of the tint in his skin? No, but it doesn't help when you take the totality of this into consideration. But again, that would be white guilt and that would be racist. You never want to discriminate. Let's continue.

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Alcohol and yelling at passengers. Prosecutors say the victim told Solezano to stop yelling and leave people alone. But Solorzano kept drinking. Then went over to the victim and tried to fight. Officials say the victim pushed Solorzano and he fell into a seat. Then when he got back up, he pulled out a knife and stabbed the victim in the chest.

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33 year old Honduran national has already been deported twice. 2018 and 2021. Was banned from riding Charlotte transit in October. Oh.

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Oh, good.

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So, okay, so it's almost like just saying you're banned. It doesn't do anything unless you continually enforce it. Hey, you're not allowed here. Oh, great. How are you going to know?

Person was previously arrested. Aggravated Battery, the deadly weapon, robbery, resisting arrest, destroying evidence. That one's pretty. It seems like they should charge him with that.

And now charged with attempted first degree murder.

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He's opening a letter from the president.

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All these letters to Santa Claus.

Now, here's the thing. At first the story came out and you thought, hey, there's a good Samaritan, and we want to give credit where it's due.

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Yes.

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That's not exactly what happened.

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Oh, come on.

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And by that, I mean it's not what happened. But the would be hero who stopped Garcia was Kenyon Dobie. And he livestreamed this clip from his hospital. But I think you can see the direction this is going to go. What's up, everybody? What it do, babe? You know, in recovery, man, I know. I need a little cut or whatever. Looking rough. Story time coming soon, y'. All. Story time coming soon. Well, you're right. Yeah. Certainly after the morphine, you can't shut them off.

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What are the odds they got into with those two guys?

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So we're going like, hey, okay, great. Yeah, black guy.

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But did.

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Did it. Did a good thing. Good thing stopped.

In a twist of events, Dobie was arrested yesterday for allegedly punching a pregnant woman in the face and causing a facial fracture. To be fair, this, to be fair, he was at a Cinnabon. And so. So it seems like, all right, he's an anti hero.

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I didn't know she was.

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So. So here's the thing. We really, really, we were trying to highlight in this case because we have in the past, for example, David Dorn, right. We sold those shirts and we. We gave the profits, the revenues to a charity of the family's choice. He was a man who was shot over a TV during the Black Lives Matter riots. He was a black police officer in his off time actually helping his community. So you want to look for people who could be good examples for the community. We really tried to highlight one here and then broke a pregnant lady's face. So it's kind of like, it's hard. Let's just up the deportations and let's just start enforcing the law. How about that? Can we do that? That's kind of the takeaway here. And let me ask you this. Do you really think it would be that big of a violation of your rights to ask for identification for people to get on these light rails? Like, I do wonder about the deportations. Great. We need it. We need to be close to 10 million by midterms. You could just stop at any. In Texas, at any of the public transit, you know, the rails, the bus stations. You could just. Ice. Could show up and go. All right, so what do you want to do here? Do you want to just get in the back of the vehicle? Like, we. We know there are a multitude of places where you could go deport them. There would be a multitude of places where you could just stop, folks. All right, you need some ID to be here. Doesn't I get that some illegal aliens do have IDs, but a lot of them don't, so you'd catch them. It's low effort, high reward.

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Yeah, absolutely. And I imagine this story is going to be spun into two criminals essentially getting into a fight on the train or a fight of a hunter, a national, by a criminal or something like that, instead of focusing on the fact that it doesn't matter who stopped the guy. It's really funny, too. It's like, this wasn't Daniel Penny, like an upstanding citizen going in there doing it. This was a guy who was. He was a piece of crap, and he hated it.

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Right.

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Like he actually stepped in. The whole point is the guy shouldn't have been here in the first place. Yeah, he should have been gone.

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Let me tell you, for people who don't understand this, for people on the left who don't understand why people are more mad about crimes committed by illegal aliens. Let's. But if you're a father, you're a mother, let's say you have a daughter and she's in a decent area of town, she's getting home at a reasonable hour, and she gets carjacked in a place that is unexpected, and she gets raped. It would be horrible, obviously, and you did everything you could to bring the perpetrator to justice. Would you feel the same level of guilt with that if you had a known rapist who lived next to you and repeatedly yelled out that he was going to rape your daughter and then that happened, you would feel guilty because you went, well, that's my job to protect them. And I should have seen the signs. I should have known I could have taken more precautions. When people come into this country illegally, that's one of the primary jobs of the government. And we know that they are far more likely to commit crimes, violent crimes. They're taking advantage of a porous border. It's on our government. It's on our government because that is directly under Their purview. Sometimes people act as though they don't understand the difference yet you do. You do. Let's stop acting like you don't. All right, let's go on to the next one here. And by the way, best way to follow me. Stay in touch. Follow me on the Rumble app. Download it. Download the Rumble app. Follow me there. Get out of the social media ghettos. You'll know when we're live. It's 11am weekdays, but sometimes we have some special uploads or special streams and get off YouTube. That's an awful place to be.

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Beautiful Anonymous women, the ladies. We all know that everyone here likes the ladies.

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That's true.

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As far as I understand it. Nick. That's right. Right.

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Speak for yourselves.

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Geez. I figured.

We don't allow those types in here.

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William.

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I mean, I don't.

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Who said?

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It's more of a general guideline.

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I'm more of an Andy Dick guy. I go back and forth.

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We understand why.

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Did you see the recent video?

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I did. Oh, it's sad that I'm having a Wednesday.

You know what? I'm.

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We.

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I like.

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We DM each other sometimes. Yeah, I kind of. I like it.

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Is it nonsensical or is he.

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No, he's very, very lucid. And, you know, and I said, go back to the needle. You're more fun.

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And I think, no, he tried to. He sexually assaulted.

Johnny Boy. Andy Dick?

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Really?

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Johnny Boy? This Johnny Boy?

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Yeah. In Austin. What? I'll explain later.

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Yeah, but, you know, he.

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No, it's okay.

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Johnny Boy gives off the wrong signal sometimes.

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How is he dressed?

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Yeah, what was.

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To be fair, he did it immediately. Before that, he would. He basically, what would be considered sexually assault. Charlize Theron. It was like, it's by Southwest. So it's just like he was just staring down top.

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Well, I can understand that.

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Bottling.

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Yeah, he's just out of control when you sexually assault. No, I would not.

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I know I would not. I'm a law abiding. Well, and plus she's a leftist.

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That's why you assaulter. Not in a bad way. Wow. Wow. Not in a bad way.

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Oh, tell me the good way.

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Hey, by the way, no doubt we asked about this conversation when I'm on Piers Morgan later today. So he'll. Yeah. Did you, did your friend there say he would sexually assault? He did say that. That's true. But you know what, different strokes.

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I'm saying a chokehold. She has to tap out, right?

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Yeah, exactly.

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That's legal.

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No, it's also voluntary.

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Then you carry to the car.

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All right, let's move on to ladies. So here's the thing. A lot of people, people talk about the red pill community and people talk about the tradcon community and you know, I get there's a lot of gimmickry that goes on. Let's try and cut through that a little bit and address the real young men and women. Gen Z men and women, they're not finding common ground. A lot of young men are checking out of the dating pool. Both of them will point fingers and blame each other. I can say definitively that women are more at fault generationally in this instance. And I'll give you some numbers. I'll give you some pretty important statistics to prove it. But first let's go to the. I guess you say the personal, the anecdotal. I'm going to present to you two cases where you will see that these women have woefully unrealistic standards. Here's case one. This woman blames MAGA and conservatives insert whatever ism she doesn't like here for making men undateable.

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No one wants to date a bigot. And I think politics play a larger role in dating and dating choices by women than men are even capable of understanding. And then I think they sit on the Internet and complain it people to because they don't have enough money and they're too short. But really it's because of your up belief system. That's why women aren't dating you. If you voted for somebody who repeatedly bashes marginalized groups of people, bashes minorities, bashes women, has no respect for them at all. Yeah, that says a lot about your character. And that's unattractive to most women because that's an ugly trait to have. It shows that you condone those behaviors. Young Women are shifting more left. And if you continuously shift more right in response to that rhetoric, then, yeah, it makes you more unattractive to them. Voting for a man who is proven guilty of violent crimes towards women is indeed an unattractive quality. It shows us that you don't care about how that affects women at all. And I think to a certain extent, these men understand that, which is why they're on their dating app saying they're moderate, saying they're apolitical and all of these things when really we know who you voted for. And that does make you undateable. If you want better results in dating, I implore you to change that belief system.

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Go heat up the walk, right?

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Remember it used to be like, hey, stay out of your bed, stay out of our bedroom, mind your own business. Now women are telling men how they should be men and telling other women who differ with them on fundamental worldviews that they need to change. Nothing is private, Nothing is your own business to this generation of feminists. Let's also go on to her absolute awful, God awful take on conservative women, by the way. They'll also tell you we need to do away with political tribalism and find common ground. But here you go.

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My personal take on why conservative men go for liberal women is because there is something incredibly desperate about people who advocate against their own best interests.

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Pause.

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And I think conservative men don't go for liberal women. That's just not true.

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It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

[A]

Well, this is the thing. She may not be willing to accept that men are checking out of the dating pool with women like her because they're clearly illogical.

[H]

Let's continue on average, tend to advocate for their own best interest. Conservative women are people who actively do not do that. Like it benefits women a lot more to be liberal.

[B]

And I think conservative men kind of.

[H]

Have a subliminal understanding of that. Favoring a party that actively bashes the core of who you are. It's giving desperate, it's giving pathetic, it's giving bootlicker. And I feel like conservative women kind of give. Pick me, choose me, love me.

[A]

Oh, are you Chinese or Japanese? Your guess is as good as mine.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

11.

[A]

None of that, none of that is correct because it's bash in the core of who you are. So you've reduced women to abortions and sluts. That's what you mean. Because conservative men are like, yeah, just like conservative women. No, we're against abortion. There's nothing in not Only conservatism, but traditional values of male female relationships. That would be against the core of what a woman is. As a matter of fact, one could argue it actually is more pro femininity because it recognizes that women who are feminine are inherently attractive. And most women want to be feminine. I get that now. You're being a boss babe when you're young and you want to show everyone how strong you are, but at a certain point, your biological window closes and you're like, ah, maybe it would have paid to be a little more feminine. Here's the thing, too. There aren't many studies out there that conservative men date liberal. I wasn't able to find that anywhere. Maybe she can. I mean, she looks like she should be able to do some research. No, but the closest thing that I've been able to apply is the values here. Check the references. The Journal of Evolutionary Behavioral Sciences. When it lists what men want in women, here's the important. It still hasn't changed what women want in men has changed. What men want in women really would be in line with traditional conservative values. Number one, attractiveness. Number two, sexiness. That's kind of redundancy. It's really. We really like. We really like that. Three, emotional stability. Four, health. Five, good genes.

[C]

How about anything under 190?

[A]

You want peace, you want pretty, you want nice, you want peace. That's what men want. They really haven't changed it. They didn't say, oh, and by the way, we need a college degree. Oh, and by the way, she needs to be a member of Mensa. Oh, and by the way, she needs to be a CEO. We don't care. Men don't care. You want a man who's strong but also sensitive. You want a man who basically splits all responsibilities but doesn't split the bill. You want a man who holds the door for you but doesn't infantilize you. There's no winning for men. And they're checking out. Now, if you like what this lady says, just to be clear, you can Venmo her or subscribe to her only foots. Yeah, so she. Oh, there you. Yeah, that's.

[C]

Looks like a fat white woman's ankle. It's like Hillary slippers.

[A]

We got to say something there, Joe.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, she wants all of the privileges of being a man without any of the responsibilities. Right. And it's just. It's really. It's crazy to me because she said, women, it's in your best interest to vote for Democrats. Really? They're letting men into your Sports, we're dominating you in every single way. If you do that, you're transing kids, which I guess maybe you think is good, but that destroys civilization. God put in us, to your great benefit, a desire to die to protect you, and you're saying, no, don't do it.

[A]

Okay, well, the problem is I'm crying.

[B]

When it gets rough out there.

[A]

They've actually made it so that people are turning away from God's prescription because men are saying, I'm not willing to lay down my life for this.

[B]

Right.

[A]

That's where men are. That's where young men are. And we'll get to some more stats as to, well, who's more at fault. Well, who's fatter, who's sicker, who has more unrealistic expectations. That brings us to case number two. This is an ex user, the web. Three, Jess apostrophe. She has these posts here. They're going viral for her expectations of a man. And I will say this is kind of an extreme example, but not that much. This is far more comparable to what most women expect from men than if you could find an extreme example, for example, on the opposite side of men. This is pretty mainstream. So here's what she wants. An IQ of 130 plus. I believe that's less than 10%, if not 5% of the population. Dark triad light. I don't even know what that means.

[B]

What the dark triad is Machiavellianism, narcissism and psychopath.

[A]

Okay. He wants someone who is feminist adjacent between six one and six three. With a beard. Yeah, yeah. So just ask a. Listen, Billy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

By the way, if you find. If you. If you find someone with an IQ of 130 + and is feminist adjacent, you are not. He's not going to be 6:3. You kind of have to pick one.

[F]

You're right.

[C]

Just to be clear, you're talking about Woody Allen.

[A]

I thought dark triad light. At first I thought it was like a skin tone. I did.

[C]

I thought it was a beer.

[B]

So glad they expanded on that.

[A]

Dark triad light. The sure sign of a good time.

[C]

Tastes good. Kind of faggy.

[A]

Swastika.

[B]

Where was that?

[A]

Tastes great. More Machiavellianism.

Wants a BMI of 21 to 23. Has to have a beard. Likes all of my tweets on the inside. Goes to therapy out of own free will. Well, that would probably not be juxtaposed very well with 130 IQ. Does everything I want. Cooks and cleans, loves plants, but eats meats, has his guy friends Buys me thoughtful things, takes care of me regularly. Can solve a quadratic equation. You know a lot of six, three athletes who can solve quadratic equations.

[B]

I can't.

[A]

Knows how. Knows how the recursion works. Can maybe raise a dog. What's funny is I noticed she didn't talk about the ability to raise children. By the way, here are some images of said lady. Yeah, she's a Massage Parlor 4.

[F]

Oh, no.

[C]

Oh, my God. I wouldn't even accept a happy ending from that.

[A]

A Massage Parlor 4. She also says at the very end.

[C]

Of that post, I'm not asking for much.

[A]

Right? I'm not asking. Maybe I'm not asking for much.

[C]

Yeah, maybe she was just being funny. Well, she's asking for a wet dream is what she's asking for.

[F]

She.

[A]

Well, you know what? She deserves it.

[C]

She does.

[A]

She.

She knows what she deserves. And by the way, I thought I recognized her. I know her from somewhere.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's a trap.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

So we took her wish list and we ran it through AI it calculated her request to be between 0.1 to 0.5% of all population men. With some wiggle room.

[C]

That's 1/10 of 1%, folks.

[A]

Yeah. Hey, there's an equation she can solve, but she probably wants the guy to do it for her. Yes. So basically, this, like. Here's the thing. I don't just say this as a pejorative. Right. When you say functionally retarded.

What you mean is this is someone who is not able to navigate society. They are so divorced from reality for whatever reason that they are in need of assistance. Basically, this massage parlor 4 is functionally retarded.

[C]

This chick's retarded.

[A]

This chick's retarded.

[C]

It's clear.

[A]

Yeah, she's retarded.

[C]

Don't bring that bull around here.

[H]

Choose me, love me.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Choose me to love me, Love me.

[A]

Do we have that image in the overlay, the. The bell curve? Because this is something that's very important. So women definitively have much more unrealistic expectations of men. Oh, okay. And that. That last one there is when is men rating women and women rating men. If you see that there in that overlay, this is important because that's when men are rating women on a scale, I believe a scale from 1 to 10. The overlay is a little bit small. And then women rating men 80% over. 80% of the men rated by women are below average. That's not statistically possible. Whereas look at when the men rate women. It's a perfect bell Curve. If they see a woman who's like, okay, she's a six, she's a seven. Right. People will. It's a realistic. Women will see a guy who's 6 foot who would historically be an 8 and go, he's only a 6. It gets even worse when you have women rate themselves and men rate themselves. If women, if you take a thousand, they've done study after study on this. Women will rate the men on a scale from 1 to 10. And if the women overwhelmingly rate a man a 6, do you know what the man rates himself a 6.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Often a 5. If the men overwhelmingly just. And I'm not saying that you reduce people to numbers. This is how you conduct studies. If the men overwhelmingly rate the woman a four or a five, do you know what she rates herself? 10. Yeah, 10. So who's at fault here? Women go, there are no good men. And men go, I'm not seeing what I like. Well, women are far more obese than men. As far as young generations right now. They have higher rates of depression, anxiety, mental disorders. They're two times as likely to be on SSRIs as mental health. They're rating far more men as unattractive. Men follow the Bell curve. So here's the thing. The big lie that we have been sold is there are unrealistic standards, unrealistic expectations, unrealistic beauty archetypes of women that they can't live up to. When you actually conduct studies, it is women who are far more harsh on men. Yeah, there's a really pretty wide spectrum. There's a gradient here. As far as beautiful. For men, if you are within the bounds of health and if you are nice and if you create peace, guess what? You have a shot. You absolutely have a shot. If you're morbidly obese, okay, that decreases your chances. Outside of black guys, if you're really, really skinny, a lot of guys might not necessarily like you, but you could be anywhere from a size 0 to chubby. I don't know women's sizes, just to be clear. And guess what? Most guys will find you attractive. You could be anywhere from slightly below average intelligence to smart. Men will find you attractive so long as you're nice, pleasant, and you take care of yourself. Men.

It'S the trope. Six foot, six figures and six pack abs.

[B]

Yeah, absolutely. And we know you. And I know people who have kind of fallen into what I'm about to talk about next. But that girl, the Asian in the video, she's very attractive, right? And like the first One. First one he's talking about this one.

[A]

No, not the massage parlor.

[B]

No, but she's attractive and she's probably just struck out in the dating pool quite frequently, I would imagine because of her personality, because of her attitude. Very pretty. Women become very ugly quickly once they have that kind of a personality. Right, right. But they double down. It's the other people's fault. We know people like this in our own personal life where they just double down and it's like, well, it's. If it's everybody else's fault, good luck being single.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Like you don't have to do much at all.

[C]

See, they can be picky though, because they're the ones that are being pursued, right. They can be a little pickier than us. They can, they can.

[A]

Here's the thing.

[C]

And also whiskey was invented.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Make that fat fuck a six.

[A]

They're picky when it comes to. Here's the thing. Right. They're being pursued and dating, it reverses when you're talking about marriage and commitment.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it drives women nuts who have been pursued non stop because they're hot, right. And guys, and then, then they think, oh, I could have any guy I want. And they're in a relationship and the guy goes, you know what? I don't, I don't think you're the one who I want to marry. But no one says no to me. Have you ever actually sat down and asked a very attractive woman, like, hey, have you ever actually pursued a guy and been flat out rejected? Like, in a way that is hurtful? The answer almost always comes back after some thought. No. Do you mean like, it didn't work out or you mean broken up with? I mean, no, no, no. I mean, you liked a guy, let's say in high school, you thought he was cute, you wanted to go out with him and he responded with, ugh. You ever got that? You ever gotten that? Because every single man has. Now when you combine that with, hey, the best you're going to get in most of these scenarios statistically is someone who is nagging, is berating, is telling you how to be a man. Here's the big difference. Men are letting women know what they want in a woman to be suitable for them. Women are telling men how to be men and men are just going, okay, right, sure. You keep thinking that. And the big irony is if men became the kind of men who by women's prescription, you know, they demand us, women wouldn't want those men. You wouldn't want us. No, you wouldn't want us. You actually wouldn't want the man who, looking through this, who. Who does everything I want, goes to therapy, who cooks and cleanse, who takes care of me regularly, who can maybe raise a dog? You actually wouldn't want that, man. You really wouldn't want that, man.

[C]

That's what a feminist movement has done.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That's all on the feminist movement shoulders, for sure. All that type of garbage.

[A]

Yep, yep.

[B]

And women have gotten spoiled because. And look, this shouldn't be this way, but guys will put up with crazy for sex. They absolutely.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

All day long they'll put up with crazy. That's the best to a certain point.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then they move on, and that shouldn't happen. But they're like, well, if you're putting up with me now, shouldn't you put up with me and marry me and create this entire family where I will be in charge of it as, like, guys are like, well, no, of course not. I was putting up with you for sex. I thought everything was clear.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You're using the one bait that you have, the lure of choice for you. And I'm saying, well, I'm kind of wired for this, and again, shouldn't be like this, but it is. And so we put up with it. And then things change, and you're shocked by that. Did you just. Were you born yesterday?

[A]

And now you've eliminated that. That's what's so hard, is when women are statistically far more obese, when they are far more likely to be mentally unhealthy, they are far less attractive. Guess what? Now you've lost men pursuing you sexually because it's not worth the effort. So feminism has truly taken away all of your cards to play. I mean, let's just contrast how it used to be under the. Under the thumb of patriarchy, okay? You lived at home and you tried to make yourself suitable. You tried to present as someone who would be a good wife, Right? Where you. After which you courted the man and he married you, and you started a family, Right. So you had to show feminine quality. We used to have finishing school, okay? Now it's. You go through four years of glorified alcoholism, you sleep with a bunch of different guys and hope for the best, and then you end up 35, and at best, you end up with a feminist man who you want respect. Here's the funny thing. The men who meet all these qualities, I'll tell you where the highest concentration of feminist men. Right. Of allies. I'll tell you where they existed. You Know where? Hollywood.

The media. You guys remember me too. These guys don't respect you. When you just say, hey, do all these things that I want, guess what? It makes you easier to trick. It actually opens the door to real sociopaths, to actual narcissists who know how to manipulate you and present as what it is that you want to be. And so women have actually. They've actually carved out. They've eliminated from the dating men who are honest, who might be masculine, who might raise their voice, who might be passionate, who might sometimes not take your input. If he's making an executive decision, who might actually lead, who might give you an honest answer. You eliminate those men because you've required that men. No, no. Present as everything that I want you to be. There is no man on earth like that. And so if you find that man, he's lying to you. Do you understand it? Yes. This is squarely and yep. Hey, young men, go out there, get in shape. Get your life in order. Get your spiritual, emotional, physical life in order. And guess what? You've done your part. Women, you need to do the same thing. So I'm not saying that men can be living in mom's basement playing video games, but here's the thing. There are those guys, and there are guys who've done everything right, and they look at the options available to them and they say, nope, nope, I get it. And the only way we solve it is by returning to traditionalism. That is the only way that this gets solved. Simple question. Have any of these feminist dating dynamics made your life better? I already know the answer, that the current feminists are gonna have to lie to themselves. But I think that men can be a lot more honest. That's another thing, too. I think men can be more honest in the pecking order. Remember we had that guy come in here. I was just talking about this today from South Africa, best looking man who's ever existed. He looked like a Dragon Ball Z character. He literally had thick black hair that was angular, but in real life, like cartoon hair. And all the women in the office were just like. And I was like. And I just asked him, here's the thing. So what's it like to be like that? He's like, ah, you know, it's kind of nice. Like, he knew what I meant. It's like if you went with him into a room full of ladies, you'd be like, well, this. Well, obviously he has first pick.

[B]

Yes, he.

[A]

Well, men know we established the pecking order. Like, well, yeah, whereas, you know, what You've never heard a guy say, too. I was just talking about this just this morning. Like, we've had people here in the office who've lost weight or who've gotten in shape, gotten their life together, you know, You've never heard one of his friends say, like, oh, screw him, right? Ever. Women, there is no sisterhood.

[B]

Bulimia.

[A]

That's. It's like, yeah. Well, it's like, doesn't she look great? Yeah, I could have bought that too, right? You know it's fake. Oh, Men are like, good for you, man. You know, I guess I should do better. And you see that reflected in men rating women. Bring that overlay up again. That is a perfect bell curve. Men rating women versus women rating men. The pink rating. That's men rating women.

[C]

Look, you see a bell curve. I see a nice tit.

[A]

Yes.

And then look at the women. Statistically impossible for men to be that low on the scale. And then consider that the women who are being rated that way are far more likely to be obese, far more likely to be taking SSRI to be mentally unwell, and they're still being graded fairly. Women. That tells you everything you need to know. Who is at fault. Look at those two charts. It's that simple.

[C]

Gloria Steinem.

[A]

Yeah. I'll tell you, you know who else is at fault for quite a bit of this right now, too? Is nothing is honest anymore.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

Least of all supplement companies. I can't tell you how many times we've had supplement companies and go, hey, sell this. I'm like, but you know that. That doesn't actually do what you say, like, ah, we don't care. Bunch of crap in there that doesn't. We'll close up shop and we'll sell them something else. So that's why it's the only other company I've created. Foundation. Foundation, DL multivitamin. And lab tested. You can get certificates of analysis. Everything on the label is exactly what's in there. Clinically effective doses at their clinically. Sorry. Clinically effective ingredients at their clinically effective doses, like turmeric curcumin. That'll help with some inflammation, brain cardiac health. And there's garlic in there, which will help. I can legally say lipid blood pressure if you eat a perfect diet. Exercise, probably don't need it. If you want to fill in some gaps and know that what you're taking is actually what the bottle says, go to cridershop.com and you can buy. You can get 25% off today. If you buy one, get one 25% off.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

For today. So go to crowdershop.com for that.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

I created a shirt while you're there. I love this shirt. This is my favorite shirt ever.

[C]

Better than this one.

[B]

Seriously.

[A]

Oh, by the way.

[B]

Oh, I like your student.

[A]

Hey, did you guys see this? Sorry, this. This was just sent in to me. Did you see the new deportation numbers have.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Did you see this shirt?

[A]

Yes, I did. I like it.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

So what does it say, Nick?

[C]

It says Big Nick Energy. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. It's very nice. It's very festive.

[C]

My boyfriend gave it to me last year.

[B]

His name is Nick.

[A]

Thank you, Kevin, by the way. You know, it shows off his guns. Why don't you make a comment about his guns?

[B]

Well, no, these. This one, he's got those nice elbows, Nick.

[A]

Sicilian. Got those Sicilian. There are some of those guineas where there's like, they could be like 70 years old and just carrying cans of tar up three stories. And they're like, nah, I'll do it till I die.

[C]

Nick Costa, the guy that owns Hilarities in Cleveland.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

He's 80 years old. He's got pipes on him like a 22 year old.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

You know, it's.

[A]

I'm like, my grandfather was that way too. He's built like a chimpanzee. Till the day he died. He was also new.

[C]

And how'd he die? Fell off a fucking tire swing.

[A]

No, you know how he died? He was afraid of doctors. He never went to the doctor. And he had a blood clot in his leg and he refused to go to a doctor.

[C]

Yeah, that's about right.

[A]

Yeah. He was like, I went. I went two years ago. Blood pressure, perfect. Don't bother me. And they're like, but it's purple on your. He's like, I was gonna fix that self. He was carrying cans of tar up four stories in a three piece suit the day he died.

[C]

Yeah, my grandfather, I was working in the garden when I was a kid. Falls down. He was 88 at the time. Splits his head open. I even look at it. I go, grampy, that's needs to. You know, never mind. He takes the dirt to stop the bleeding. Packs dirt in the cut.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So three hours later, I'm having dinner. We live next to my grandparents. I said, dad, Grampy fell down today. You might want to go up and check on him. My father goes up there. My grandfather's sitting at the dinner table. The dirt still packed, by the way.

[A]

Just to be clear. This was after germ theory was developed, right?

[C]

No, but you know what? Apparently, that wasn't uncommon.

[A]

No.

[C]

You know, back in the old country.

[A]

Yeah. Put dirt in it back in 1856 in Palermo. Take a salt tab.

[B]

We knew better then. Come on.

[A]

No, I'm telling you what it worked for.

[C]

You didn't get it infected.

[B]

No, didn't.

[C]

Nope.

[A]

He's. Because it's low. You got to fight the bad bacteria with the good bacteria. It's the flora. What is the microbiome. Ah, shut up, you Aryan son of a.

[C]

My gut. She's no leak.

[A]

Exactly.

No. The deportation numbers just came in. The Trump administration announced 2.5 million illegals out of the United States this year. So just to be clear, 650,000 deported, and then 1.9 million are voluntary. They voluntarily deported.

[B]

Right.

[A]

CBP1 app through that.

[B]

Is that. Yeah, I was about to say, I.

[A]

Don'T know if they're all through the app, but, you know, I think there's still the deal right now, last I checked, where you actually get a flight and you get $1,000.

[B]

That'd be awesome.

[A]

And it's a whole lot cheaper. And actually, I guess right now Kalshi has a 12% chance that the deportation number hits 750,000 this year through.

[B]

So is that just through the count, through the end of this? Oh, no, through his first year. So that'd be into January.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So. Oh, well, that's not.

[C]

So two and a half odds.

[A]

Two and a half total right now.

[C]

So you say times seven years. Because it's. There's about 15 mil.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Right.

[A]

He needs to speed him up.

[B]

Speed it up. But he's got a little bit of time. It takes time to get this flywheel.

[C]

Turning, but I can't advance coming in next and keeping it going.

[A]

Well, I think it needs to be. I think they could do quite a bit to deport more people. You have to be unapologetic. Do it and just go.

[B]

The Democrats are doing everything they can, including right now on cnn. There's a hearing right now for Kristi Noem, talking about the global threats, doing everything that they can to try to make people think like, oh, you're just taking American citizens that you don't like.

[C]

And that brings up something. It's sort of off subject here. Are you getting bombarded? I know they have an algorithm. They know what makes me crazy. And they. That's what I see. But no, but because AI is so much more prominent now. It is getting flooded. Is that all you guys are Getting.

[A]

And you flood with.

[C]

With left wing people saying so much over the top shit that it's. I know it's AI. Yeah, I know it's AI.

[B]

Well, no, it's what you comment on, Nick. Like when you post something or when you comment on a post or you hover over a post for a while, you click on something like it shows you more of that. Yeah, I saw nothing.

[C]

No, I understand how algorithms work, but I can tell the difference between. I can.

[A]

How often are you hate posting on, you know, minority content? Probably quite a bit.

[C]

And it's showing you more minorities? No. Well, last night at the bar, I actually got carpal tunnel syndrome after a few.

But.

The point is. Yeah, you got it. Am I right here? AI right now? Well, there's algorithms, but the average person doesn't know. You're never gonna know if the person's AI or not.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Or if it's a real clip. So much of it is over the top that whoever's writing the. It's too on the nose. It's too over the top. I can tell.

[A]

It's tough.

[B]

I see what you mean. I'm sorry, I thought you meant you were seeing more posts you're saying you're seeing.

[A]

And you know what else is even worse? I don't know. I don't know if there's been a rule change on. On Instagram, but there was a post that we grabbed actually. Sabrina Carpenter.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

And I couldn't tell if it was new or not. Where they make you have to click two or three, you know, two or three clicks deep. And the problem with that is you will often see old stories recirculated as new. I mean, that happened with us. The Ilhan Omar marriage certificate is what, five years old?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And we repost like, hey, just a reminder. And then a bunch of. Bunch of different profiles like, oh my gosh, breaking Crowder scoop of the year. I'm like, no, no, this is like five years old.

[B]

We were like, hey, thanks guys, we appreciate it. But this has been out there.

[A]

If it's a slow news day, there's an incentive to run old content as though it's new. And now it seems like social media is nice to tell me if you've been caught by that comment below. That's a real problem out there. And sometimes it takes us a while to find out if it's new or if it's old.

[C]

But you know, the powers that be, I mean, the globalists, whoever, you know, run the air shit. They use traditional media to Divide us. You don't think they're going to use this?

[A]

Of course, it's on steroids.

[C]

And. And right now, to me, it's flourishing.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[C]

It's just so unhealthy.

[A]

Yeah. The algorithms are terrible, too. Where you can't find what it is that you're looking for at all, it's almost impossible.

[C]

I know. I was looking for girl Scouts.

[B]

Oh, I mean, Boy Scouts, really.

[A]

And instead it showed you, Moana. You're like, I was looking for those Samoas. All right, so here's. Here's another one. Speaking of which, this is the left is absolutely trying to take every single chance they can. They are trying to paint pictures for you. Oh, my gosh. We can't be deporting these people. We can't actually enforce national policy. Let me. Let me give you some headlines here, in case you forgot. And they can kind of paint whatever story they want it to. How about this one from CNBC? In 2017, Trump, you had very fine people on both sides. Remember that one? Yeah. That was a headline. And people actually believed that. Then there was CNN In 2019, teens in Make America great again. Hats taunted a Native American elder at the Lincoln Memorial. Remember that one? Lost a huge lawsuit.

[C]

That kid owns 12 mansions.

[A]

Yeah. Nick Sandman, NPR, 2025. Remember this one? Marilyn man wrongfully deported, now faces new deportation efforts.

[B]

Didn't he end up in Africa?

[C]

He ended up in Chris Van Hollen's basement.

[A]

Here's another one. And this is what we're going to get into today. Trump deported an innocent athlete. This is his story of. Of resistance. Not to mention, of course, this gym. Local CEO promotes community brotherhood.

[C]

What?

[A]

That's a. Yeah, that's. I've seen.

[B]

Come to blur.

[A]

Wait a minute. No, we didn't forget to blur.

[C]

No, that's about right.

[A]

That absolutely is blur.

[C]

Right.

[A]

It's time for media malpractice.

[C]

Must have been prison.

[A]

Gerald still hasn't learned his lesson that whenever he gets mad during run through, it makes it worse. Come on. Why you make me the small guy? I'm like, no, make Gerald's chin, chest, and weiner smaller.

[B]

I have so much explaining to do to my kids.

[F]

And it was blurred.

[A]

There were four pixels. All right, four pixels. That's all.

[B]

Square.

[A]

Pixel.

[C]

Media.

[A]

You're no Liam Neeson.

[B]

Apparently not.

[C]

Yeah, Pam likes them big.

[B]

Apparently.

[A]

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[D]

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[A]

So in this, this man's latest episode, this is a woke sports journalist pretty much died in the wool. Leftist Pablo Torre profiled another man named Jose Reyes. And this host claims he was wrongfully deported by Trump. I'm sure you can guess where this is going, but I want you to put yourself in the shoes of people who may be seeing this in their feed and thinking, oh, my, this is horrible.

[D]

The pretty famous soccer player from Venezuela, he's from prime at all, the first division and a pretty notorious juador de football Venezuela.

[F]

And when you say liberate him, I mean this brings us to the title of the last episode, the Goalie who Disappeared.

[D]

This goalie left Venezuela a couple of years ago to leave the Nicolas Maduro regime and did what many of them did, which was look at the American dream, and he went north. He went north believing that he had a chance at entering this country and at chasing that dream.

[F]

And if you were to just look at this geopolitically from the big picture sense, that did sort of add up like Donald Trump's.

[A]

Hold on, pause this. Actually, no, the big picture sense would be, you know, wanting the American dream. What does that mean? That's the big picture. What does that look like? Does it mean free crap? Or does it mean coming here like the Afrikaners, waving the flag, saying, thank you, thank you for rescuing us from persecution, we appreciate it and we will serve this country till our dying breath? What does the American dream mean for someone coming from a country with breadlines who, by the way, liberals here, including Bernie Sanders, including people like Sean Penn, supported saying it was a beacon of democracy. Democracy, a government for the people and by the people. You want to go big picture? Let's go big picture. What does it mean to be American? And what does it mean when you say he wanted the American dream also, you know, make the case. Why is he entitled to it? Also, you're lying. But we'll get to the gang affiliation in a second. Let's continue.

[F]

Latest nemesis in this current news cycle, the one not named Jeffrey Epstein is Nicholas Maduro. And the coach in question, who winds up disappearing, where did he get to in terms of the United States itself?

[D]

He makes it to the southern border, he actually crosses legally. Right. He goes through the whole process, and like many of them do, through this legal process, he ends up at an ICE detention center in California. He ends up going through a process that has become Very familiar under the Trump administration, which is they are sent to different centers across the country. From California, he goes to Texas. And then suddenly, March 16, 2025. No one knows where this soccer player is.

[A]

Yes, we do.

[F]

Family members that he had to leave behind. No criminal record. In case had two. This is a character that from a sports angle and from just a human rights angle, is somebody that we wanted to really invest our time into understanding.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

He is one of those Venezuelans that ends up in this terrorist prison center.

[A]

This notorious maximum security prison in El Salvador. Nice.

[D]

Which I think now millions of people know this name. No.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

This soccer player ends up there in this place that has a nickname.

[F]

Actually, the nickname is just to spell it out.

[D]

It's Hell. El Infierna.

[C]

Perfect.

[D]

No one knows what happens inside that place.

[C]

Sounds romantic.

[F]

Disappears, only to wind up in hell. And his name.

[D]

His name is.

[C]

I thought they meant north.

[D]

We started off with bad news, but there is, after all, I already heard the good news. He went to Al Infirna, but he's back. And we actually found him.

[A]

Oh, no. See, you ruined it. I heard the good news. He was in Fierna.

[B]

I don't know. I didn't hear that.

[A]

El Diablo Alligator.

[C]

I don't know how they say in fuego crocodiles.

[A]

Come on. You can only. You can only make my day. So bright.

[C]

So that Pablo Torre guy, by the way, you know, you know how he got his name? He was on a show called around the Horn on ESPN sports. Show.

[B]

That show sucked. Yeah, it did.

[C]

I was a big S. It did.

[A]

I was going to say he looks Asian, but that's the land bridge.

[C]

But again, ESPN Disney hit. All, of course, the place. And he was a Harvard guy.

[A]

Yeah. So let's look at. Well, you know, let's look at him first. Let's look at him. Pablo himself, I don't know if you remember this. Just weeks ago, he ran. Just so you know where he's coming from. Then we'll go through the claims and the truth regarding this poor legal immigrant. This guy, this host, Pablo, ran an entire hit piece on Riley Gaines. Went out of his way just weeks ago.

[F]

So Riley Gaines, like me, is in fact a podcaster. But she is also not just that. She is working for Fox News as a frequent contributor.

[A]

Riley Gaines joins us now.

[C]

Riley Gaines joins us right now with reaction.

[A]

Riley Gaines.

[F]

Gaines.

[E]

She's America's number one feminist, as far.

[A]

As I'm concerned, an ambassador at the Independent Women's Forum. Riley Gaines. Riley, good morning.

[C]

Thanks for being Here Riley Gaines is with us.

[A]

Riley, how are you?

[F]

She's a political figure. She's a speaker on college campuses that.

[A]

You have no lips.

[F]

They formally hired as a contributor. This ever expanding resume, how enriching is it?

[E]

I hear that on this podcast you like tax forms on page 45 of.

[D]

A filing from Harris County Republicans in Texas this past June.

[E]

$25,000.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. She was paid, by the way, she's making a living.

[F]

Also got a job as a spokesperson at the Independent Women's Forum.

[B]

What?

Oh, my goodness.

[A]

Like, it's not even a shocking number. Like, can you believe I know that she made $25,000?

[C]

She cleared 11 5.

[A]

Yeah, exactly. And discussing the documentary on On X, Pablo wrote, riley Gaines now seems to get paid to accuse Lia Thomas of doing something similar. Hold on a second. Was she doing that anyway because she lost to a biological man? Was she speaking out against it when she wasn't being paid? And then did people say, hey, maybe this is someone who can be an advocate for other women who don't want to have to shower with penises in their locker room, despite how beautiful it may be for said lady's penis. Yeah, maybe they said, hey, you know what this is? A lady who actually has some skin in the game spoke out. And so they decided, let's amplify her, let's pay her.

Seldom do I see some kind of a gotcha or attempt that succeeds in no way whatsoever. Oh, my God. Like Nick said, she cleared 11 5. He also wrote, while also never speaking aloud about her male coach best friend getting banged. Sorry. Banned for life after multiple rape allegations at uk. This is something too, that people do on the left. It's like, hey, hey, you have to dis. You have to disavow all the people I disavow, and you have to talk about all the things that I want you to talk about. Otherwise, you're a fraud. And by the way, quick, just a cursory Google search shows that Riley, in fact did call out said coach. Like, did. There you go. There's a very long post about it. Do you see that? So he lies about that. So he can't even find something to lie about. So the best he has is she didn't call out the coach. Who. She did. She made $25,000. Shut your land bridge theory mouth. Now that we've established Pablo's track record, let's look at this specific piece with his claims and truths on Mr. Reyes. Claim. Truth.

First claim is that this man Reyes was wrongfully Deported.

[F]

Hearse's real Madrid tattoo, which we'll explain in a minute here. Got him disappeared by the u. S. Government.

[A]

Cool.

[F]

Just to be extraordinarily clear, Pokemon hearsay is a completely innocent man who had been imprisoned in his home country of Venezuela for protesting their autocratic president Nicolas maduro. And then hearse got imprisoned in a salvadoran prison camp by us, the United states. You know, the country where hearsay was legally seeking asylum.

[A]

Okay, here's the truth. No, he was not doing so legally. In September 2024, Reyes entered the United States registering on Biden's CBP1 app while he was in Mexico.

[B]

Where we could have told him to stay.

[A]

Yes, exactly. Keep in mind, a million illegals used said apparently he was immediately detained by the biden administration under suspicion that he was, quote, a gangster. Oh, he was waiting for an asylum hearing.

[B]

What you say the Biden?

[A]

Yeah, the Biden.

[B]

The former vice president's administration detained him.

[A]

Yep. And he was waiting for an asylum hearing from an ICE detention center. So right away, he was here. Say hearsay.

[C]

I can't wait to court. And they're like, that's hearsay. No, that's here.

[A]

Yeah, exactly. Hearsay. Your honor.

[B]

Check the is me.

[A]

See who's on first.

[C]

Exactly.

[B]

No, say her.

[A]

Say.

Then in March 2025, he was deported.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

By president Trump under the invocation of the alien enemies act. According to dhs, they said reyes Barrios. We added another name now. Was not only in the United States illegally, but he has tattoos that are consistent with those indicating tda gang membership. His own social media indicates he is a gang member or, sorry, he is a member of the vicious TDA gang. That all said dhs intelligence assessments go beyond a single tattoo, and we are confident in our findings. Which brings us to the next claim, which, by the way, would still be enough for me. And it's also inaccurate that this idea. Reyes was only targeted because of his tattoo, which is a gang tattoo.

[F]

Venezuela, this country that is once again in the news cycle in the American context. How do they talk about this stuff? Like, do they know what happened?

[D]

So I don't think they do. Right. Like, I. I think the big picture, like, they don't know what. What and who naive is. They don't really know what sekot is. But what they do know is that their favorite soccer player, this goalie, went through literally hell because of a tattoo. Because of a real Madrid.

[C]

Literally hell.

[D]

Was telling me, you go, that is kind of the number one question that the kids have. Right. Like, did all of this really happen to you because of this sports tattoo?

[F]

It sounds like what Harris he's also raising is another generation. Frontrunners. Real Madrid fans. I think it's really important for us to be clear that, like, the markers of sports fandom ended up being something that stripped an innocent man of his freedom.

[A]

Yeah, just like that. Just like Abrego Garcia was a Maryland man.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Here's the truth.

[C]

A dad.

[A]

Mary.

Well, I'll let you determine the truth and comment below. Here's a picture of Reyes tattoo. Okay. Here's a picture of the Real Madrid logo. Okay. Now let's do it side by side.

[B]

Son of a gun. You know, that's not even close. Not even close. And by the way, I just. Just for context, this didn't stick out to me until right now. She said their favorite soccer player, like, the whole country's favorite soccer player. Goalie.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Goalies are the equivalent of kickers in the NFL. Nobody's favorite NFL player is a kicker.

[A]

Honestly, I'm convinced that they just. They just grab a random hobo who's cheapest off the street because it's a net that size. You're just guessing. It's a 50. 50 shot, but not.

[C]

It's the silliest thing ever.

[A]

Like, oh, no, he can tell by the. He can tell by the twitch of the sinew on his tibia. Like, he is just rolling. Ronaldo?

[B]

No. Messi. No.

[A]

Neymar.

[C]

No.

[A]

I want the goalie.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Well, the proof that they cite is that the. The tattoo artist did testify that it was just a soccer tattoo, because tattoo artists are notorious for their integrity and always being very forthcoming on the stand about gang tattoos.

Now, Real Madrid or not, he was quite mad when ICE updated his Dios tattoo for him. So, yeah, that was.

[B]

Ah, Dios, Dios. I see what you did there.

[A]

Last in line.

Let's go on to the next claim here that Reyes was released. Just so you guys know, we can prove that he was innocent. He was released because he was innocent.

[D]

We're going back to Venezuela. You're going home.

[F]

Harris gets on this bus, and the bus finally makes its way back to his hometown, this small town in Venezuela, Mariques, where he is not this terrorist. And this anonymous guy with his head shaved behind the dude with the Air Jordan tattoo on his neck with his own terrorist marker allegedly on his forearm. He's back to where he gets to be his actual self, this soccer coach, this soccer player. The idol is returned.

[B]

Looks wonderful.

[D]

Why did he flee after being called a terrorist? And a gang member and to be then released. Oh, his life's ruined as a hero.

[A]

Yeah. Here's the truth. He was released as part of a prisoner swap.

[B]

Ah.

[A]

So they don't really address that at the time of the. And I believe, yeah, at the time of his release. Again, Paolo Ramos made it sound like the prisoner swap was for innocent Venezuelans saying, pressure on Maduro. The one with the Danny Kay hair. Yeah, pressure on Maduro to do right by father of two with no criminal record, put in terrorist prison for four months for having a Real Madrid tattoo. It's real, Reyes. Real. I don't care.

So before this is a guy who left his family and they just say that he had to leave his family. Did he, though? Did he have to leave his family? Let me ask you this. What would be required for you to leave your family?

[C]

An Uber?

[B]

A pack of cools calling my name.

[A]

Yeah, but like, gone. Like gone, like through several countries. People just say that all the time. They skim past it. Like leaving the family. Okay. Left his family. Also keep in mind too, people say, how do you pronounce hell in Spanish? What's El Fiermo? What do they say?

[C]

Fierno.

[A]

Fierno. Fierno.

[C]

Just say El Fuego. That means hot.

[A]

So he's from. He's leaving Venezuela. Right. That's where he was raised, where they talk about, he was this beloved soccer player going to the United States. Now he can self deport. He could have, of course not come here illegally in the first place, but he could self deport, right? He could just leave. So imagine you died. Let's just say you're a real, you know, you're a real card. And you die and you end up at the gates of hell. And the devil is like, yep, yep, you're welcome to hell. Or sorry, if you don't want to. If you don't want to be here in hell, you could also just go back home.

What do you pick?

That's Venezuela. That's pretty much any other kind. I get it. South America largely sucks. But let's think about that for a second. It's like, then these same people want to tell us that all cultures are created equal. Well, you don't have to be in hell at any time. You could self. You could leave. You could go back to where you're beloved as nothing. Nothing more than a soccer player, not a gang member.

[B]

Yeah. By the way, Pablo did address that a little bit towards the video. But again, they framed it as though, oh, this was a falsely imprisoned Guy being returned home. I'm sorry, you said he was seeking asylum, right? He's being returned home to a hero's welcome, right? Are you serious?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I didn't see a lot of government officials there with guns ready to shoot him. Like it sounded like I think he just wanted a better life.

[A]

No, he's just another tried to leave. Just another Maryland man. And by the way, we're going to continue with this and take your chat on chat Thursday. If you are not a rumble premium member, click that button. You get to continue with us. You can try for $9 a month or it makes a wonderful gift. Christmas 99 a year, you get 100% more show the Friday show. Everything ad free. All of these other shows, it's your best one stop shop. And all this goes away. It goes away if we do not get your support. We are actually funded by viewers like you and we would have it no other way. For those of you who are not members, hey, you can keep watching people free. You're going to go on to Tim Pool. Let me just show you the kind of oppression that Reyes was fleeing is.

[D]

Is back doing what he loves to do, which is playing soccer, but coaching. He's back ato football club coaching those kids that we, we heard at the beginning of the show when they're like.

[F]

Hanging off of him like a koala, you know, just like clinging to him. All of these hugs that we're seeing.

[D]

In that big dream is to. To open his own goalie school. And that's literally what he's focused on, right? Like, that's all he wants to do to give this.

[C]

He's an angel shoot.

[D]

Goalie school.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

He wants to raise another generation of goalies.

[D]

Is, is finally back know when he comes back to his hometown, they literally have a real Madrid themed party for him as, as a welcoming party.

[A]

I mean that's, that's how much they love. Oh, look. Oh, here, here he comes. Here he comes.

[F]

Of kids in their soccer uniforms, in their cleats holding, you know, these white balloons.

[A]

Oh, hey, long sleeves. What a surprise.

[C]

They busted them on this.