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Welcome to the lineup. I didn't hear what Toolman just said. What, do you have marbles in your mouth? What's the. What. What just happened? What's the intro after this? Tool Man?
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It's a fat drug.
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Well, come on, watch them just say F. Geez, that's what. Welcome, Vince. Viewers, look, we have a lot to get to some of them. You know what, guys? We're going to be talking. Look, look, we're going to be talking about how Tylenol could give babies autism according to Harvard. But now people are mad that Donald Trump is saying it. Jimmy Kimmel is back, as we told you. And of course they're trying to vilify Donald Trump and the fcc, but really, this is a battle of David versus Goliath. Local affiliates who want to serve their community. And we'll talk about the giant conglomerates that are, you know, ABC, Disney of the world. And H1B visa. There's a new policy. $100,000. But H1B visas? Let me be really clear. We don't need any of them. They add no value, they make less money, they drive wages down. And the H1B visas are worse. Workers Question what do you expect from the return of Jimmy Kimmel tonight? I bet you he's going to fancy himself a truth teller, see a little bit of a spike in ratings for the novelty, and then we'll hear in about a year when his contract is up, that they offered him significantly less and he'll eat crap and take it. Or he'll move on to other things and fail in podcasts. On with the show when it comes to the things you love most, is your weight getting in the way? Are your favorite indulgences followed by needless feelings of crippling guilt? Do you find yourself not getting the same joy from your once favorite pastimes? It may not be your fault. You may be suffering from chronic mild to moderate fat, but you're not alone. It is estimated that 50 to 65% of Americans suffer from moderate to severe fatness. The good news is Lorcaserin can help. In a recent clinical trial, Lorcaserin reduced fatness and its symptoms by over 50% compared with placebo, along with improved weight loss, BMI as well as other auxiliary health parameters. So ask your doctor today. Side effects may include a continued lack of discipline, inflated sense of self esteem, poor eating habits, rebound weight gain, future diabetes, phantom neuropathy and feminism. Do not take Lorcasteron if you are pregnant, may become pregnant or are thinking about pregnancy and or the continuation of your bloodline at all. Lorcaserin so you can be at your fat best. Click Rumble Premium and join now for 99 annually or $9.99 a month to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content creators and free speech. Sam, I figured I needed to calm down after all that commotion there that was taking place off camera.
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It's fun.
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Yeah, Gerald committed like three felonies.
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I didn't.
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Come on guys. You think this boy Scout you're buying this boy Scout routine I'm wearing Jesus has risen. I would not do has a crippling gambling addiction. Live show weekdays 11am Eastern every day. Hey, you guys can tune in here if you want to know where to find us. We don't do the social media algorithm deal. Just tune on in on buying time. Cap Morgan CEO how are you doing?
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I'm doing well Donald Trump is still speaking.
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He's still speaking.
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He's still roasting those cowards.
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We're going to cover it live. And by that I mean we're going to bring in the clips, his highlights here. Because he just read the U.N. the riot act. You know what? I love it.
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I do too.
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I love it. America is better. Well, like I did a long time ago. America is the greatest country in the world. America is better than other countries. Change my mind. I stand by it. The UN if you take everyone else there in the un it's basically this awful amalgamate of crap. That's true of socialist crap. I don't want to be a part of it. I think we have the right to browbeat them. I really do. All right, you guys can let me know when you see him. Brings a smile to your face, especially with the mustache. Thursday, October 2nd, he's going to be at the Big Laugh Comedy Club in Fort Worth. Is that with.
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That's with Bill Richmond.
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Half Asian lawyer, half Asian lawyer.
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Bill Richmond. It's his show.
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Bill Richmond and friends.
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Nice. You're the friend.
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I'm one of his friends now. That's the most exciting part about it all.
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It is. It is.
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I have a lawyer friend.
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Yeah.
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How exciting.
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Make sure the friend gets a part of the door.
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I have to pay him a friend retainer.
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Do you? Yeah. Weird.
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A friendtainer.
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Yeah, but he counts it by abacus. So I'm cheating of you.
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It ends up being less than an open mic. You're paying him?
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Yeah, I do.
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Hey, we're not getting into Jew tunnels today.
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We could.
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So right off the bat, let's talk about the military. Right guys? Serious issues. Serious issues. Very serious. To the people in Venezuela. So the people of Venezuela. And we've checked to see that this is accurate. This is a real thing. Turns out this is real. This is real life. You're not dreaming. I know some of you are getting up at the crack of noon, right? With the online. But this is real. Venezuela is preparing for a U.S. invasion. And so we better be eyes wide open. We'll be met with some heavy handed local resistance.
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This is me. If they call me back up.
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It's the caterpillar from A Bug's Life. Why isn't Maddie?
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She's the whole platoon.
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Why would they put her at the position further?
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I also. I thought they were starving in Venezuela.
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And not so much.
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That's the thing. I don't know what's happening. She must rule over them all. Which brings to this week Seven plus one. Y' all forgot the van in the chamber. You know, you might not have noticed.
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But she was carrying the M240.
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What? Was she.
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Yeah, 240 pounds.
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Hey, now, I walked into that one.
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Yes, the 240. Bravo. The 240, big.
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This week. Seven plus one. Seven plus one, fat Venezuelan war movies. Number seven, the thick red Line. That one is very. Can't wait to see it. For those of you on audio, you don't know what you're missing. Tune in. Number six. Mr. Firestein, Eminem's at the Gates. Oh, that's the. That's the.
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I'm the yellow one.
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Seven plus one, Fat War Movies. Number five, Funnel Cakes of Our Fathers.
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It's Ewa Jam.
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Yeah.
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Let me get some Iwa Jam on that.
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I think that with the funnel cakes, it's more of a preserve, but I don't know. Number four, the Burp Locker. All right, Tool Man, I think you're gonna need to not have the lower thirds because it covers up some of the posters. You know what? Number two. Number two, Gerald. Number three, Josh Firesty.
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Mayonnaise Jar Head.
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Oh, yeah. I get. Well, hey.
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Okay. It is mayonnaise. I thought she's gonna be eating the man.
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Yeah, I didn't know. Yeah, it's. You know, that's the thing, is they always zag at Hollywood.
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That's not a brand.
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Guess it's true. If they're nothing if not innovative. I just watched the 19th Superman. Oh, number two. Captain Morgan.
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All Quiet on the Western Front. Butt.
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Yeah, you can't tell. Seven plus one. Fat Venezuelan War Movies. Josh Fierstein. Number one Popsicle now. A popsicle now.
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Popsicle now. Sorry.
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A popsicle now. That's a perfect cover. And the plus one, seeing the demanding of a popsicle is. Mora. Mora. Mora. Yeah, that's been this week's seven popsicles. You forgot the van in the chamber. Yes, we are children. We're surrounded by death and oppressive regimes. And we did do a seven plus one. Fatty movies. Watch.
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And make sure you guys, when you see one of these behind the scenes shows or scrapyard show, tune in.
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Yeah.
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Because we have more.
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Oh, we have like 25.
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We have so many more.
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Friday, Scrapyard show.
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We just picked our favorites.
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Yeah, I feel like there are favorites that are missing.
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There are. There's. Yeah, you gotta watch the scrapyard. Cause there's a few.
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And you know. You know who I've missed, by God? Me. By the sweat of my brow.
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I don't know, not sure.
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Is Jimmy Kimmel. We all know.
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Come on.
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So it's been almost a week.
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And just to be clear, this look. And I understand because people said that we are inconsistent. Correct? That's okay with this one. I'm fine with being inconsistent. And we told you that he was going to be suspended. We never told you he was. He was gone for like a lot of other people did. But, you know, it's very important to remember the reason we have a constitutional republic is to protect the rights of the minority from the majority. Right. The little guy matters. And in this case, you know, the little guy had a tough. Had a tough go at abc. Disney. Aw. And they decided to lift their suspension of one Jimmy Kimmel. He'll be back on tonight. Here's that breaking news one more time. Disney has just announced that Jimmy Kimmel will return to television tomorrow, saying in a pin that ear back Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country. It is a decision we made because we felt some of the comments were ill timed and thus insensitive. We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy. And after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday. First off, no, no, they were not ill timed and in poor taste. They were lies. They were lies denigrating the legacy of a man who was brutally assassinated. I don't accept your ap and I won't be told it's unchristian. If you punch Gerald in the face, right? If all of you, when you meet him, if you punch him in the face, which you should not do, punch him right in the face. He has a glass jaw. If you were to do that and then apologize for, you know, for wearing white pants after Labor Day, it's like, no, the problem is that you all punched Gerald in the face, which you should not do.
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No, you should not.
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Left side of his face.
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You're not apologizing for what you did Jimmy Kimmel and then had thoughtful conversations. Did the thoughtful conversations lead to the conclusion that you shouldn't lie blatantly on air? And by that, I don't just mean inaccurate. Told the opposite of the truth in saying that Charlie Kirk's terrorist assassin was a MAGA person, was one of us. That's a lie. And by the way, that lie is not harmless. It's not a victimless lie. And it may have also led to, ironically, the reason that they brought him back. Because the right boycotts the left, commits acts of terrorism. You guys this kind of just sort of flew under the radar. There was a leftist terrorist who shot up a Sacramento abc, an affiliate station. It was last Friday. And how do we know this was a leftist terrorist? Well, they left a note.
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It's very nice.
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It said for. And the note is like. It's not even so much a note as list of reasons and motives why I did it. And daily schedule and supplement regimen. It says for hiding Epstein and ignoring red flags. Do not support Patel, Bongino and AG Bondi. They're next. CK from above.
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I don't even know what the CK is.
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I think they mean Charlie Kirk. So the left is trying to say this is a right winger who goes and shoots an ABC affiliate. Also, it said on there had a calendar of the next day of shooting, I guess. And it said, do the next scary thing.
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What?
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This person is mentally disturbed. But the left was going nuts. Right? Free speech. This is where we line up now. You gotta bring on Jimmy Kimmel. People saying that they're gonna boycott threats of viol. Violence that was going on across this country. And so they're bringing him back. But Sinclair, one of the biggest owners of local TV stations out there, they own affiliates. So wherever you are, you might have, like kaft, Los Angeles or F U, C, K Schenectady, whatever it is.
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What was the last one?
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They said it could be Poughkeepsie. I don't know.
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Don't go.
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I'm going by road.
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That's fair.
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They own a lot of these affiliates. They said they're not going to air the show, that they are going to air local news instead. Good local news instead. And so the left is trying to frame this as big bad government versus the little guy. Well, you guys need to remember that the local affiliates were the ones who had a problem, right? And went to Sinclair, their parent company, and there's sort of this partnership with nexstar and said, hey, our community is going to be furious. Likely because these communities, the initial ones that protested, are more conservative. And they don't want to hear Jimmy Kimmel lie after the most brutal assassination that we've seen publicly. That's the little guy. Are we starting to understand this? So just last week, by the way, we actually discussed this because the left made it. They're sort of cause du jour to support local broadcast, right? They're saying local broadcast is disappearing, which is exactly what these stations will air. Instead of Jimmy Kimmel, these are the same people, by the way, who bitched about Sinclair, saying that local programming is Gone. And so local programming that had more conservative viewing audiences said, you know what? We don't want this. This isn't serving our community. Now they're anti local broadcasting. Let's continue to listen to super straight Brian Stelter. Speaking of, I love it. Hiv. Scott Wiener, representative there in California, he weighed on this. He said, can't wait to break Sinclair up. Corporate media consolidation doesn't jibe with democracy. And although Sinclair isn't a fan of democracy, most people are. Yes, Sinclair, who makes up a lot of local affiliates who are choosing to broadcast local news. Yeah, they must be. That power must be broken up now. Do abc, Disney. Sorry, let me clarify. You might not be familiar. They also, by the way, own Hulu, ESPN, Marvel, Pixar, Star Wars, Lucasfilm, 20th Century Studios, National Geographic, History Channel, Lifetime.
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To you by GoFundMe Network, FX Network and Club Penguin. We're talking about breaking up big corporations and then, hey, you know, I don't cause Sinclair because we obviously can't have a company that allows. Schenectady, Glendale, Arizona and Costa May. We can't, we can't allow them to air local news. We have to break them up now. Do big tech companies who in collusion deplatformed Alex Jones. By that I mean Alphabet, which is YouTube, Google, Facebook, Instagram, before they were met at TikTok, Twitter, Spotify, Apple, Microsoft, all happen in one day. I'm sure it's just happenstance or how about you just break up Big tech overall? Facebook, Insta, Meta. Right. Alphabet, Google, YouTube, all under one roof. How about we, you know, we just talk. Let's break them all up. Not the, not the syndication network for local affiliates. Yeah. President Trump is the horrible fascist who for some reason, if you just always seems to give the little guy to give David a fighting chance against Goliath. Anyone here believe for a second that Sinclair is the one pulling the strings versus ABC Disney, Pixar, Hulu, espn? Like, who's buying this now?
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I think this is the argument. Now that the FCC argument has been destroyed, they basically put to bed, hey, we had a conversation about this. Not the FCC stuff. We had a conversation about this, wanted to stop for a minute. Now we're bringing him back. Oh, wait a minute. I thought this was government overreach. And that was really the only problem you guys had with it.
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And the big problem they had with it was that local affiliates didn't want to run it. No. Right. And these, by the way, these are when you're talking about.
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The advertisers called them too.
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Yeah. Also these broadcast networks, these, they're supposed to act in the public good.
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Yes.
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It's not the same as social media where you are an individual who can say whatever you want. That's why there's the fcc. And since small local affiliates felt pressured where basically ABC Disney is asking local news stations to bankrupt themselves. Think about this. If you're an affiliate network and let's say ultra, ultra red West Virginia, and you know that not a single person in your region will watch Jimmy Kimmel, but you have to run it because ABC Disney says so. That means, hey, you have to be okay with going under, shuttering, losing all those jobs so long as ABC Disney can create more crap that they can pump to China to open up their international market. Hey, why do we care about the local affiliates? Guys? They still, this is very clear. They still want nothing to do with Jimmy Kimmel. I side with local affiliates. You can comment if you, you know, hey, it's okay. I understand if you want to stand with the, the little guy that is ABC Disney, Hulu, espn.
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And look, little, little sponsors in these little markets are not going to want to put their advertisements on something that's not going to be watched.
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Right.
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If they know Kimmel's coming on, no one's going to watch it. They're, well, I'm going to pay extra money for primetime.
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Have you watched local ads like in Oklahoma? Half of them are for like Patriot Roofing. Company MAGA tire rotation. You think you don't want to run that on Jimmy Kimmel?
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Chad's anti immigration tire shop.
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Yes. Yeah.
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I tell you what though, if they're going to start, they're going to start breaking up these corporate conglomerates, they better leave the hell alone. The kfc, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, A and W, Pepsi.
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Is that all one? I didn't.
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Yeah, they're all one. Sometimes they're in one building.
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I tell you what, because I miss. When pizza was a place, you could.
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You could go and eat.
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You could go and eat. And when you were a kid, the booths were so high, it was like a labyrinth.
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They're bringing them back.
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Good.
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And also there are like, there are stores that you can get a KFC Taco Bell or Pizza Hut in this. You can get a little personal pan. Double decker.
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Nice.
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I don't know what KFC recipe. I don't know what they make Chicken.
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Well, I.
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They make chicken.
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Debatable. I thank them from the bottom of my no longer beating heart. And speaking of, little guy, you guys can download the Rumble app. Follow me there. You can download the Rumble app and follow me there because we do not do our shows on the YouTubes. That's not where we do it. We've been. Why? Just because it's been a very important week and we want to make sure that you guys know the truth. Rumble has improved leaps and bounds, by the way. If you guys checked it out like a year ago or two years ago, it's as seamless as you guys can ask for. And they're actually getting downloaded more than YouTube. That's a big win. Support the little guy. Someone taking on the most. Think about this YouTube Alphabet, Google, they're more powerful than the Roman Empire. Just to be clear. Like, that's the amount of power these companies wield. And they wheel it exclusively to one side, even more so than big Pharma. That brings us to Tylenol. So yesterday President Trump and RFK dropped some big news. And it's not really all that big news because Harvard released a meta analysis. We'll get to that. All sources are available links in the description as we do every single show. The problem is just that RFK Jr. And Donald Trump said it and it was a great press conference conference.
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Effective immediately, the FDA will be notifying physicians that the use of acid. Well, let's see how we say that. Acetaminophen. Acetaminophen. Is that okay? Which is basically commonly known as Tylenol during pregnancy. Can be associated with a very increased risk of autism. So taking Tylenol is not good.
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Wait till you get a load of us. Said the entire future generation of autistic spite babies because their white moms took Tylenol to stick it to Trump. Yeah, there you go. By the way, I wrote that yesterday afternoon as a joke. It's already reality on X. Bring up the collagen. You literally have women going, look, I'm taking. Screw Trump, I'm taking Tylenol.
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It's the cure.
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It doesn't need. Autism doesn't need to be cured. They said you guys abort kids if they have down syndrome.
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Yeah, no kidding.
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Oh, they abort kids if they have plans next weekend.
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Yeah, that's exactly.
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They shouldn't try to prevent it ever.
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Right.
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Anything.
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And we'll get to the Harvard. By the way, meta analysis. It's just like you can say the exact same thing as someone who three years ago they would have respected and said, trust the science. If now a person they don't like says it. They just rebel because it's an evil, demonically influenced, rebellious spirit for the sake of rebellion. That's what the left is. And they rebel against good. So let's cue all of the indignation from the left and just look at the wording. They're lying to you. I guess the contrast between this and Covid was that at the time. Pause. We knew relatively, for those listening on audio, the Kyron. Well, take me off because I gotta read it. It says Trump pushes unproven autism theories with no new evidence. Well, part of that is true. It's not new evidence. Harvard did a meta analysis. Unproven. Well, then I guess you have to take it up with Harvard. Let's play it again. Little about COVID The contrast between this and Covid was that at the time we knew relatively little about COVID Now they're talking about a drug that has been tested for decades.
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A short time ago, in a big.
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White House event, the Trump administration promoted an unproven link between a common painkiller, acetaminophen, and rising autism rates. Now, we are actually not going to play sound from that event because we don't want to spread misinformation. It was crazy. More breaking news tonight.
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President Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Today.
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Publicly linking the rise in the number of cases of autism to the use of acetaminophen or Tylenol by women during pregnancy, ignoring decades of evidence that the pain reliever reliever is safe. But we had a lot of questions that went unanswered. And yes, there is an enormous amount.
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Of pushback, but we still don't have.
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Entire clarity on the picture here. Okay, just to be clear, I'm not anti Tylenol when appropriate, and neither is President Trump. The poison is in the dose. Do you know how we know it can be damaging junkies who couldn't stop popping opiates? Instead of dealing with that problem, our brilliant minds in government said, you know what, let's just load it up with liver toxic acimitophen so they'll stop taking the Percocet because they have that kind of clarity of thought. In other words, we put in enough that would safeguard the overdose of opiates because it would be a poison. Donald Trump said, hey, if you have a high fever, of course, like in an emergency, try and not use it. Try and err on the side of caution first. Do no harm. We didn't want to spread misinformation because that is crazy. That's what she sounds like.
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That's a spot on impression.
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It's spot on. You can save your racist complaints. I don't care.
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Acetamin. I did something close.
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Acetaminophen.
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Aceta.
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Acetophen.
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No.
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Acetaminophen. Acetaminophen. Acetaminophen. What did I say? Acetaminophen. Acetaminophen. I don't. Tylenol, guys. Tylenol. Ibuprofen. I know. Naproxen. This one's hard to say.
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A seed of men.
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One is processed by your liver. One is processed by. One is. Yeah, it could lead to renal failure. It's your kidneys. I know that because you have to stagger them both. I'm not a doctor, but neither is. That.
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Wasn'T acetaminophen like an ancient philosopher probably.
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No, that was Plato. Profen. Socrates. And so here's the thing. Many studies do exist. They have been conducted, and this is a 2025. This may be the reason that you're hearing about it now. A meta analysis. Where does it come from? The bastion of conservative propaganda, Harvard Public Health School.
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Jeez.
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Yeah, and it's the dean, Andrea Baccarelli. I hope I'm getting that right. This is what they did. A meta analysis is where they collect all of the different sort of studies and they. They control for which ones are legitimate, which ones have the most robust methodology, and they put it together and look at it empirically. Okay, what's the totality? That's what a meta analysis is for. People who don't Know, we have the link in the description, and there you can actually see the links to the individual studies. Here's the quote from Harvard Health School. It says, we've identified 46 studies for inclusion in our analysis. Of these, 27 studies reported positive associations, meaning significant links to NDD's, neurodevelopmental disorders. Nine showed pretty much no associations, no significant link, and four indicated negative associations, meaning protective effects. So you saw 27 basically showed that. Yeah, there's a correlation between the use of this and autism in children versus four. Nine are neutral. They wrote higher quality studies were more likely to show positive associations. I want you to understand positive means. Yes, there is an association between autism and the use of Tylenol. They wrote appropriate and immediate steps should be taken to advise pregnant women to limit acid, acetophen, acetamin, acetaminophen, acetaminophen, acetaminophen, acetaminophen consumption to protect their offspring's neurodevelopment. There you go. It's from. Don't with me. Take it up with Harvard. Hi, Finnegan. Can't you tell that we're. We're on air right now? Hi, Steven. Hi. Hi. What are you doing here? I work here. We can certainly fix that. Right, Gerald? By the way, I have a no smoking policy here. No, you don't. I do have a no smoking policy here. Since when? It's just. It's in the office policy. Girls work here now, so we're not allowed to. You know what? Here, try this. I know you're smoking a lot. Try this Zippix toothpick. Here, look. Grab yourself one. I'll give you one, right? Yeah. It's peppermint watermelon. It's a nicotine toothpick. No, Finnegan. No, no. You don't light it. You put it in your mouth. Yeah, put it in your mouth. The whole thing? Yes. You put it in your mouth. No, not the. It's pretty good. It's refreshing. Yes, it is. It's a nicotine toothpick. And there you go. It can cut down on those cancer sticks. Okay, thank you. All right, good. If you're at least 21, as we all are here.
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Yes, we are.
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Go to Zipix toothpicks.com discountcrowded for 10 off nicotine toothpicks. Look, get off the cancer sticks. If you're trying to cut back on vaping, cut back on cigarettes, or if you have some kind of nicotine delivery mechanism, this is the safest and, by the way, most convenient. Thank you.
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Take the ashtray. I hate the smell.
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Take the ashtray, please. Okay.
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Get it out of here. It's still smoking.
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Fair warning, this is not for people who don't use nicotine. It's an addictive chemical and I love it.
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Can we make sure he always does that?
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Yeah. Zipixtenhost.com. yeah. Here you go.
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Toss that bag over.
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There you go. There you go. It's like one of those playing cards. Yeah, like a nicotine gambit. Zipix toothpicks.com discount account. Slash sounded like.
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There we go.
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Come on, now.
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Just making people have nicknames.
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Do you want to go to. Do we want to go to the dhs or do we want to go to Trump?
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No, no. What we want to. We don't want to go to either, Stephen. What we want to go to right now is a statement just issued by nexstar. Oh, put it up, baby.
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You read it. I can't read it.
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I'm not going to relevant. But they are not going to show Jimmy Kimmel either.
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Really? Yeah. So what does that mean?
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That's other live. So right now, about 20% of ABC affiliates across the United States of God Bless America are not going to be showing Jimmy Kimmel tonight, no matter what ABC Disney says. I like that. Good job on you.
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I'm very paranoid because I don't know if this is the one that Finnegan had in his mouth.
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Well, I don't know if he saw it, but his pants caught on fire for half a second.
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I'm not kidding. Can someone. We get that on camera. Can someone get us that repeat.
E
They literally have. And it went out very quickly. You heard me go, oh, okay.
D
You want some of mine?
B
No, I do not want some of yours. Oh, all right, Later. Just make sure you. Yeah, save it.
E
I put mine behind my ear. Is that okay? I'll let you try something.
B
Do we have clips of Trump? Do we want to run those? Yeah, yeah.
E
We've got to come back before we.
B
Get to the DHS Pokemon Troll, which is brilliant.
E
Yes, we do have to cover that. But Donald Trump is just lighting off a mountain right over there at the UN right now. And I think one of the first ones. Let's go to the one where he's talking about the escalators and the teleprompters. He began his entire speech with this.
B
All right, here we go.
F
I ended seven wars, dealt with the leaders of each and every one of these countries, and never even received a phone call from the United nations offering to help in finalizing the deal. All I got from the United nations was an escalator that, on the way up, stopped right in the middle. The first lady was in great shape. She would have fallen.
D
She wasn't in fine, honey.
F
Good shape. We both stood.
C
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F
And then a teleprompter that didn't work. These are the two things I got from the United Nations. A bad escalator and a bad teleprompter.
B
But at least my wife has a great ass. Kept her balance down the escalator. Just use them like stairs. You can do that.
E
So one of them actually kind of is related to some of the DHS stuff. So let's do the dhs and then we'll go back to one of those. And then he also excoriated them for their policies with regard to buying gas and oil from Russia.
B
Okay, fantastic. I love that he's going in front of an international body and saying, you guys need to get your crap together. We're better than you. That's why we left. He starts off with comedy.
E
You heard people laughing in the background. People thought it was funny.
B
It's very disarming.
E
Yeah, it really is.
B
And it also points out that UN is a rinky dink organization.
E
They are.
B
They gave them bad. I don't even know if it's true. I don't care.
D
All right, so, yeah, the escalator was very funny.
B
India, what the fuck? I know it was you. I don't know if you know this. I don't know if I should say this. I'll say it. They poop in the streets. They poop in the streets. Not even the corner. Animals use the corner. So this brings us to dhs. I think they have a writer's room, which thank God we have here now, we did not have for years. It's me, Jenny boy and Josh in a room. They dropped a new video yesterday that frankly, it is comedy. It's funny and it shows that. You know what? We don't care anymore. You're gonna call us racist anyway, so let's put together a highlight reel with ice officers arresting illegal aliens to the Pokemon song. I want to be the very best no one ever was. To catch them is my. To train them is my.
D
Where are they taking them? Indigo Road. Got a nerd joke on reference.
B
Yeah, Love the cuts to the beat. Might be the best things ever. Pokemon. You got to catch them all. Got to catch them all.
D
Look, it's a char.
E
Do they have DHS go where you just walk around?
B
Finally, it's a Pinko Chew. I wonder if they list their type.
D
Are they water type, earth type, lightning type?
B
Oh my gosh. And of course, a man who had a sense of humor ectomy. Mehdi Hassan wrote in response. Sick people run our government.
E
Effective people. Funny people.
B
Look. Actual sick people in government. And they exist. Eat cow feces like this scholar. All cultures are equal. So bad. Can you think of just how many broads eat, pray, love across India and come back and say it's really spiritual?
D
I love it.
B
It's goofy.
D
Because even in 2025, if you're gonna be taking cow dung and piss as a medical treatment, put it in a pill.
B
I know. Put it in an orange bottle with a label.
D
Microdose this stuff, man.
B
Smoke it or something, dude. You gotta something with this.
E
What they want is for more doctors from that country to come to the United States because we need more of that.
B
Sick people run our government. So I guess the idea from the left is it's sick. It's sick to make this country for people who are of this country and pay taxes to this country. Yeah, that's. That's sick. It's sick to in state policy that cuts down on human trafficking. More slaves right now on earth than ever in human history. Over 50 million slaves. They love open borders, by the way. It's sick to deport. They haven't found one example of an innocent poor migrant who simply got caught up in it, who was an American citizen. No, everyone. They tried out as an example of Brego Garcia, Ms. 13. They constantly end up tripping over themselves. And since President Trump took office. Yeah, sick policy. Like deporting 30,000 illegal aliens a month. That's three times Biden's average. Also 1.6 million illegal aliens have self deported and crossings at the border are down 99.99%. That's almost 100 for those keeping track.
D
You know, it'll be sick is if they were actually doing it like Pokemon and making these immigrants fight in a battle of arena battle.
B
Yes, that would be. My money would be on the weird El Salvador Pokemon is.
E
No, I know, but it's fictional. These are people, Josh.
D
Yeah, that's.
B
I mean, in a matter of speaking there.
D
It was a joke, Gerald, about how you're comparing the Pokemon.
B
They're kind of people. You have a point. They're almost people. Yeah. This one wears a sombrero. There you go. There you go. Gotta see. I gotta see ya. We didn't make that. No. A bunch of racist Japanese. We need a Pokemon for everyone. For Mexico. Sombrero maracas de Ravit. Make him a ro Regy. That's right. He take a nap in the middle of a day. Can't be productive. So tired of Mexican. You can't. You're right. You can't make that anywhere else. It has to come from super race Japan. Make him look like a bean. Oh, Godo no yarrow. I was Spartan up for hands. I never realized how racist Pokemon was. They're really, really bad. That's almost as bad as the Phantom Menace Empire. I'm an only puppet with strength to hide. Star Wars. Phantom Menace is so racist. Like you're literally the Merchant is the anti Semitic cartoon and everything.
D
Would you like to make a trade?
B
Huh? And you know the Japanese viewers, like, they do that to you. They made. They made the Trade Federation walking sushi. I know. Oh, a tradable kid is a totally regal. You guys think America is racist? Just go anywhere in Asia. Yeah, they are. How is that not Japanese? They're 100% fish. They're 100. It's like. Like our uncles used to call these people fish lips or whatever. I know. Oh, Jesus.
F
Emperor Zipperhead.
B
I don't know. Chancellor Shroup. Here's the Escadragon lady.
D
They made Jar Jar Binks.
B
Like some kind of Caribbean dump. Don't ask me. I'm just a minority. Misa Tinka, you so. No, sir. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The big fat yeah. There's like. Did you make him a big dump. Jamaican. Oh.
E
Racism.
B
I'm sorry. Boycott Disney, man. There you go. Boycott Disney. If only for Hayden Christensen. I just watched it again with my kids. Cause I can fast. Like, Phantom Menace is for kids, right? So you can fast forward, and I just sit in there. I'm like, wow, Hayden Christensen. Like, who did this guy sleep with? I'm gonna be the most powerful Jedi ever. I should be like, what are you? Are you supposed to be intimidating? I don't like.
D
It's just if you're not with me, you're against me. Yeah, chill out, big dog.
B
It makes no sense. I. Anyway, Japanese are racist.
D
Wow.
B
So back to the migrant crossings are down 99.99% of the board.
E
Good job, President.
B
And that brings us to what just happened. This. This little freaking rat tail. I'm surprised. Does Darth Vader show up in an 89 Camaro? Hold the line. No. Darth Vader would have a big car phone.
D
Jedis aren't always on time.
B
Oh, no. He's the Emperor Van De Heeren.
F
Oh, my gosh.
B
Oh, daw. The zeppelin. Oh, no. We must ask a Senator Marie crew. It's awful. It's just so bad. Guys, this is a purge. I hope you're okay with. It's been a rough couple of weeks, and it's gonna be rough. I'm not gonna be here for a show on Thursday, and you're going to see why. Big things in the works. All right, so breaking this morning, President Trump then directly accused. This was just sent to me, the un, Of. Wow, this is. I haven't seen this because we were alive. Funding mass illegal migration. He stood before them and basically told them, it's your fault. I love it.
F
Your countries are being ruined. The United nations is funding an assault on Western countries and their borders. In 2024, the UN budgeted $372 million in cash assistance to support an estimated 624,000 migrants journeying into the United States. Think of that. The UN is supporting people that are illegally coming into the United States, and then we have to get them out. The UN also provided food, shelter, transportation, and debit cards to illegal aliens.
B
Get.
F
Can you believe that? On the way to infiltrate our southern border, millions of people came through that southern border. Just a year ago, millions and millions of people were pouring in. 25 million altogether over the four years of the incompetent Biden administration. And now we have it stopped. Totally stopped.
B
They showed who's coming. El Salvador.
E
Like, El Salvador's like, what is his daughter.
B
That was my cousin.
E
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you looking at me for?
D
That's like the guy cheating on his wife, getting exposed on the Jumbotron.
B
Yeah, exactly.
E
I'm looking at you.
B
El Salvador. Think about, hey, the un they're not our friends. And I said that, like, we'll only help the UN if every single nation meets their quota. They're supposed to pay and pays back all the years of back payments. Until then, you guys are on your own. How about that?
E
Yeah, I really hope that he basically, at some point, he makes the decision and he's like, I'm gonna do it during the speech. Says, all right, get the out of here. Literally. No. Meetings adjourned. Leave the country.
B
I mean, this is a guy who doesn't care. And you know what? I think all of us feel this now after what we've been through these last couple weeks. All of us, right. Charlie Kirk. People say, we are Charlie Kirk. What does that mean? I think. And you can comment below. A lot of us are going, ah, okay, I don't care anymore. I don't care what you call me. Because at the end of the day, we know if the left can, they will take your life. If you are significant enough, if you make enough of an impact. There's a leftist out there ready to take your life. And then there's an entire army of leftists willing to justify it.
E
Yes.
B
Willing to say that you deserved it.
E
And misrepresent what you said along the way. To say, see, that's why.
B
Right? So it's like, okay, I don't care what I've been through. I've been publicly extorted. Right? Smear campaigns, every conservative. They can't take your life. They'll take your name. I don't care anymore. All right, okay, fine, whatever. The New York Post. You want to say that an employee saw my balls in 2017. Sounds like me.
D
An employee saw your balls in 2025.
B
By the way, that was. Come on, inside voice.
D
Wait, that. Sorry, that was. Sorry. That was a different hat I was wearing.
B
That was the friend hat. Yes, that's right. It's like, who cares? They're going to take your life. What's the worst. Oh, no, we're not a part of the un. We'll lose their protection. They can't even meet their payments. We're protection. Exactly.
D
But what if we need their rice?
E
Yeah, no, no, we don't. But by the way, the money he was talking about, that funded. That was our money. We paid the UN in dues and the UN turned around and funded people to come into our country illegally.
B
Yes.
E
That we then had to pay to remove.
B
Someone needs to be arrested at the un. I know someone like this is the thing. There need to be consequences. Not only is the UN collectively. I'm sure there are some good ones in there. Are they not our friend? They are trying to subvert your country. They're trying to screw you, the American worker, the American taxpayer. Because some bureaucrats at the un, who, by the way, if you were as delinquent on your credit card payments as your house would have been repoed 35 years ago. To give you some context, those guys decided with your money they were going to send in cheap labor and gang members and potentially terrorists. They don't know so long as you have to deal with them here. They're not our friends.
D
They just leech off of us. We should rename the UN to our entourage. I can't say that word. It's entourage.
B
It's hard.
D
It's French.
B
I hate it. It is hard to say.
D
Yeah, they should be our entour.
B
Yeah. No, that's what. Yeah, except we don't want them in our entourage. He mentioned they're not even like the lesser Dylan brother. I like that show.
D
It's so douchey. It's for me. But he mentioned all this stuff about the U.S. he didn't even. Well, maybe he did later. I didn't see him mention all the European countries that are affected by the immigration.
E
Yeah, I think he said your policies are destroying your countries. I think he said your countries are turning into hellholes or.
D
Well, that's not the same. I mean, like the amount of money, like he gave specific amount of money and amount of immigrants that are coming into the us but it's happening there, too, and we can all see it on tv.
C
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D
Yeah, I hope that, hope you drove it home to them. Like, hey, yeah.
B
Which, which brings us here to the next segment that we had prepared for today. And if there's breaking, you guys send it in to me. It's, it's about H1BS. And you guys know, I believe it was earlier. Yeah. Earlier in the year, Elon Musk, Vivek Ramaswamy saying, hey, we should remove any cap to H1BS, as many as humanly possible. We should bring in as many Indians as humanly possible because they're more skilled and they're better workers than American Americans. Right. I disagreed with them. Donald Trump, go F yourself. Yeah, yeah, Donald Trump kind of was on the fence. Well, now this administration, I think they heard you loud and clear. So let it always be remembered that you are able to make an impact. This administration just major announcement regarding H1B visas here. What this proclamation will do is raise the fee that companies pay to, to sponsor H1B applicants to $100,000. This will ensure that the people they're bringing in are actually very highly skilled and that they're not replaceable by American workers.
F
This pretty much ensures that that's what's going to happen. I think. Sean, you agree with that.
B
Well, they're $100,000 per year. So the whole idea is no more will these big tech companies or other big companies train foreign workers. If you're going to train somebody, you're going to train one of the recent graduates from one of the great universities across our land. Yes, train Americans stop bringing in people to take our jobs. That's the policy here. And I'm going to provide you with some references to substantiate, by the way, the claims that he just made along with. Yeah, I think this is a very necessary policy. Before that, you guys, in case you've forgotten, you know, you know these degree mills in India, they sold more than 36,000 fake degrees for would be H1B beneficiaries. Less than 2% of H1Bs are checked for compliance annually. Less than 2%. And we're going to get to remember we Heard the argument, who's going to pick our lettuce? Well, then it switched to who's going to do our highly skilled engineering job here for. For which we have actually one of the highest unemployment rates of American born citizens. See how it shifts. They always want cheap labor at your expense. Hopefully with this new policy, we're going to see a mass expulsion of unnecessary H1B workers. Yeah, we don't apologize for it now. Nope. Before I get into these numbers here, and like I've told you, references are always available every show. I please encourage you to check them out and fact check me on it. And if we're wrong, we admonish all of us. Usually. Gerald, just think about these subjects today. Whether you agree with him or not, whether you agree with his approach or not. President Trump, this administration, collectively un. All right, let's say that you think he's rude, you disagree with his method, his approach. Who's he fighting for there? The American worker, the American taxpayer having their own tax dollars used against them in the form of mass, mass illegal immigration right here, H1BS. Who's he fighting for with this policy here? What American citizen here, who's already here, Whose family is here. What American is negative? No, he's fighting for American jobs you may not agree with. And that's true. Sometimes his approach is wrong, sometimes the strategy taken can backfire. Yeah, but he is consistently fighting on behalf of you, the American worker. And the leftist hates that. The leftist hates that. I want to be very, very clear. They prefer they would pick out of a lineup an H1B migrant or an MS.13 gang member here over you. For proof, see sanctuary cities. For proof, see their proposed policy of amnesty, of pathway to citizenship. For proof, see what they wanted to do with the census. They literally wanted to count people to cancel out your political sway. They wanted to redistrict lines, including people who should not be here. Which by the way, is the culmination of all of their policies in tandem with organizations like the UN Bringing more illegal immigrants here. You may not like Donald Trump, you may even think he's a bombastic prick. But even those who believe that their main criticism toward Donald Trump is that he fights for American workers too hard, that's a good place to start. For those who don't know H1B, it's that lottery system, right? And before we get some other numbers, H1B putting a $100,000 fee on the person who's selected from the lottery that is just going to give some of these companies who want Cheap labor. Pause. It's. Oh, wait a second. I'm not just going to buy more tickets, submit more people to the lottery. Right? You increase your chances of winning the lottery. I better make sure, since I'll be on the hook for $100,000, that I really need this person. And by the way, there isn't a. There is an appropriate instance where maybe you need some hyper specially skilled worker who you can't find in your state, in your country. Then it should be no problem to pay that fee because it will yield dividends. But that's not what's happening. So let me give you some numbers. In 2025, there are 135,000 H1B approvals. 71% came from India, 17% came from China. All right, that's the country breakdown. As far as the company breakdown, Amazon got 12,000. Tata is a real thing. It's an Indian consulting firm. Five and a half thousand. Yeah. So biggest countries. The biggest. The biggest recipients. India, China, Amazon and an Indian consulting firm. It's time for Eye on India. What's that? Small.
D
All right, it's India.
B
Yes, of course it's India.
D
The question.
B
Just. I don't know what this next. I have a mod what this next clip is. Just roll it. I'm sure it's relevant.
D
So they're tracking down on H1B visas. This is what America always does, though, you know, like they had the Chinese build the railways, Mexicans build the freeways, and then they had Indians build the information superhighway wrong.
B
And then when it's all done, they're like, we're good here, Randy. Thank you, thank you. The Internet. Thank you for social media. We're good.
D
Thank you. Crazy turn events.
B
My boyfriend have to get up out.
D
Of our Italian classmate class in Rome and leave.
B
I kid you not. Leave. Not the class, leave Rome because of the whole H1B. That's because they wouldn't let you stay in Rome. Saturday at midnight. The new H1B rule will hit America harder than India. And here are three ways. How. First is healthcare. Indian doctors make up 6% of US physicians too high innovation startups and smaller tech firms may struggle to hire engineers and coders. Number three, fewer Indian students will think of going to the US to study. I can only get so wrecked.
D
Companies will, in a phased manner, try.
B
And fire immigrant employees and try to.
D
Start creating on American employees.
B
It's not about jobs. It's an economic big threat. And the worst part, he has. Thank God for subtitles. India did not react when he imposed 50% tariffs, but now he is playing blitz chess with Indian people as sponsors. Sure.
C
While it would maybe be ideal to.
B
Hire American and keep those jobs here, there are just not enough skilled American workers to fill those jobs. I know, you've been told this, right? Just like you were told, hey, that was the case in the trades. Have you guys seen this? Trade enrollments are going up, like record increases this last year. Turns out Americans will do it if there's a viable path to a career. There's no viable path because someone is willing to work, often with a fake degree, through some head hunting agency that takes to cut 16 families in a bungalow for slave wages. Yeah, there's no path for an American to live the American dream. So let's get to this key fact one here. Let's break this down.
D
There's not enough Americans that can do the job. Exactly, Said the fat lady in bed.
B
Yes, exactly. They say there's not enough Americans. You have no Americans to pick lettuce. And now it's you have no Americans to code. Hey, who created meta, Facebook, Instagram? We look at all these big tech companies. Where did the innovation take place?
D
Who's gonna work all these bot accounts?
B
Yeah, exactly. We have millions, just to be clear, millions of unemployed Americans who could use a job specifically in that sector. So? So, current number of unemployed Americans who want a job, 6.4 million. Okay. Current number of H1B holders, about 730,000. We don't need a single one. That's it, it's over, it's done. But I'll give you more info in case you need me to bolster the case. Key fact number two, Computer engineering. Computer science majors, and this is surprising to many people, are among the most unemployed in the country. So, computer engineering, the unemployment rate is 7 1/2 percent. Learn to code, bro. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Computer science, the unemployment rate is 6.1%. Crazy enough. Compare that to art history, only 3% unemployment. Ethnic studies, only 2.6% unemployment. Earth science is only 1.5% unemployment. And the number one unemployed major, actually at 9.4%, is anthropology, which is a study of human societies and cultures and their development. But luckily, these Indian H1B visa holders have helped us find the missing link. There you go.
E
Don't be a grookey.
B
For those on audio, hey, at least your evolution of man didn't skip leg day. It's true. Yeah. I mean, so we have more Americans who are looking for a job than H1B holders. And specifically in the sector that we're told, well, there just aren't enough people. Has one of the highest unemployment rates. And then that brings us to the real reason why big tech Companies actually want H1BS and people like Vivekin, Elon Musk wanted want them completely uncapped. Unlimited H1BS, lower wages for Americans. That is definitive. There is no debate about it, especially in the tech sector. So 60%, when it is 60% of all H1B jobs are well below the median wage in that category. Let me give an example. Like tech salaries. So a software programmer or developer, okay, the median salary for an American worker is $144,000 a year. Median H1B, $100,000 or less.
E
Jeez.
B
And there's. Up until now, there's really no penalty. There's no payment. Well, why wouldn't you take a foreign worker? They'll take less money. In many cases, they'll take significantly less money. Just something else that you guys need to know when we're talking about Americans. The inflation rate outpaced wage growth for tech workers. Tech wages went up about 1.2%, inflation, 3%. So that's where people like Bernie occasionally have a point, that, yeah, the American wage has not gone up in this case, but it's because of left. What would his solution be? Well, he believes in effectively open borders, as the left does, bring in people from the third world. Let me ask you this. When you get people who come from the third world and you get to the point where they create, they make up a significant percentage of the American population, or, God forbid, a majority. Do you think that our wages, that our quality of life is more or less likely to become third worldly as you change the makeup? You can say racism. It's this simple. Do you want the United States to be more like the United States or more like India? Because the more you bring in people from India, from these nations that still look like India, the more we will become like India. They need to pay a premium to get to the greatest country in the world. You guys, look, put your money where your mouth is. It's time to shit or get off the street.
D
It's like putting hot dogs in boiling water. Yes, of course it's gonna be hot dog water.
B
Yes, exactly.
D
Don't you want just water?
B
Sometimes, yeah. Sometimes after a good run. I want hot dog water.
D
Never want hot dog water.
E
Nobody ever does.
B
All right.
D
I poured on my enemies.
B
This is where we are, right? People going, oh, I can't believe this. H1B's and they'll try and tell you these folks are the best among us. You don't know if they have a real degree. You don't know if they're even qualified to do this job. We certainly have no metrics that show us they're better than Americans. They bring down wages and they keep Americans unemployed and prevent them from entering into that work sector. Here's the conclusion for you. We don't need any of them. We can't verify any of them. We have not been verifying any of them. And when we do verify the occasional 1 or 2, you know, 2%, they're worse than American workers, but they cost less. Yeah, well, that's done.
E
I'm glad Donald Trump is taking this because the President needed to step up on this issue because he had people in the tech industry saying the only way that the United States can keep up is if we bring more H1Bs in.
B
Right.
E
By the way, 70 something percent India. I cannot imagine on any planet where you would bring in so many people. It's almost like bringing in people from the USSR in 1982.
B
Right.
E
But I mean, like, I don't think that that's something that we would be likely to do. But it's actually not 17%. It's 11.7%. It was, it was written incorrectly for you. So I just wanted to clarify that.
B
Oh, admonish me, sir. 11.7%. I said 17.
E
No, it was written incorrectly. You're fine.
B
No, no, no.
E
Admonish research.
B
No, admonish me.
E
Oh, come on.
B
I will take it every time.
E
I'm the correction. Son of a gun.
B
Guys, here's the thing. These things happen. We just won't lie to you. 11.7. 17%. CNS number.
E
Well, the point was that India was the highest. And obviously it's a gigantic drop off to our biggest competitor, potentially militarily and for sure economically in the world. Why are we bringing them in?
B
Why are we bringing in any Chinese? No, no.
E
No chinee at all.
B
It makes no sense.
E
Zero chinee.
B
Zero chinee.
D
What's the specialty?
B
For chinee?
D
Yeah.
B
Trinkets.
E
What do you think?
D
What do they do best? Number 17.
B
Yeah, I have.
E
Yeah.
B
Literature.
E
I don't know. What do you think it is? Tech, Math.
B
One of the two. I don't think we're bringing anybody else.
E
Basketball. That's what they do best, having small hands.
B
Yes, that's true. That's why they make such great tchotchkes.
E
They're not all Yao Ming.
B
Yeah. Novelty shops. I like that. It's Fun. You know, my kids go to the arcade, they get a little prize with like 14,000 tickets. Gets you a cardboard airplane.
E
$38 later.
B
Yeah.
D
What do they come over here and make? American makeup shoes like red wings.
B
Yeah.
E
I don't know.
D
What is it they do?
B
Yeah, exactly. Why do we need them here? And not only that, why do Americans who are trained, who have done everything that you've said, why don't they deserve a shot? Is there a mistake that they went into a field that actually should lead to gainful employment like tech and engineering as opposed to art history? That's when you know our system is broken. Just to be clear, you need these people and you want these people doing these jobs. Yeah. You want Americans doing these trade jobs. And this is a big problem too, is we've denigrated these jobs. So much going, hey, go to the Ivy Leagues and get a degree. Get something where you work with your brain, not your hands. Oh, sorry. Highest unemployment rate. And people who work with their hands, who are carpenters, who are plumbers, who are electricians, they make great money. And wouldn't it be great to know that your neighbor is the one working on your house? That's what it used to be. It doesn't mean that no one's allowed to come here. It means that right now we have a lot of Americans who are struggling. Why is it considered empathy to care about people struggling from a nation that has never gotten anything right and not empathetic to care about the people here who've actually tried to do all of the right things, made all the right decisions and got some tough bricks?
D
Your literal neighbor.
B
Yeah.
D
To make it that simple, someone else from somewhere else or someone you know.
B
Right? Yeah. We want to be soft on crime, but hard on computer engineers here.
E
Yes.
B
Kick them in the teeth. This is the left and this is what I tell you. Progress for the sake of progress. It cannot be logically consistent. And this is why, you see, in this country, when people say it's the party of the rich Republicans, that's not true. Billionaires, they support overwhelmingly Democrats. We've given you those numbers, especially in big tech and media. 44%, depending on the year, 43 to 47% of Americans who pay nothing in federal income tax, and they net benefit from your taxes, they vote left. Everyone between billionaire and no federal income tax, overwhelmingly Republican. What does that tell you? And by the way, which group of people do you want to build a society upon? Which one do you think is going to be stable? A number of billionaires who want to be too big to fail, you can count on both hands effectively. The people who are perpetually unemployed, who for 10 years have not worked, they will not work and will game the system. Or people who put on their shoes every day and go to work regardless of how fun it feels, they want to make an honest living. That's the forgotten man. To be clear, it's not like the Great Depression we're talking. The forgotten man is the man in the United states in the 21st century who's done everything right according to the prescription and wants to work, wants to yield fruit from his planted seed. That's the forgotten man. We've thought so. We've been thinking so much about empathy for this man. Right? The people who pay nothing in taxes. Both people here who don't work, don't contribute and think it's a violation of their fundamental civil rights to take Fanta off of snap. And people who've never worked here or paid taxes, who are fleeing a country where a third of them crap in the streets. Those are the people we focused on. Meanwhile, we have plenty of good Americans who aren't looking to game the system and are looking to make a living. But you know what? That's not sexy. Their votes are a little more tough to purchase. It's hard to buy the vote of a man who says, let me do what I do, take as little of it from me as possible, and let me protect my family and provide for my family. That's the forgotten man. And when you forget about that man for too long, you want to talk about the angry black man stereotype. Ooh boy, you don't know what the angry white middle class man looks like in a country when no one remembers them for decades. Let's not get there. Let's just do the right thing now. Hundred thousand dollars for H1B visas for people who are replacing American jobs at lower wages. That's a good start making the UN Pay the piper. As far as funneling American taxpayer dollars to open up our borders and flood us with additional illegal immigration, that's a good start. Let's start remembering the people who built this country, regardless of race, color, creed, people who want to contribute and reap the rewards of it. I think we also have another clip from Donald Trump this morning.
E
We need to get going too, right. Rumble print.
B
Well, I know we're going to rumble print, so click right now we have more clips from Donald Trump and I believe we have. Is it. Oh, that's right. We have a. Oh, best answers to the Kimmel question, what would you rather do than watch Jimmy Kimmel tonight? And we have some pretty funny answers that are crowdsourced from the chat. But let's on the way as we go there. If you're not a member, click that. That's what keep the lights on. Roll that next Trump clip because I don't know what it is. I want to be surprised. Surprise me.
F
Inexcusably, even NATO countries have not cut off much. Russian.
B
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Date: September 23, 2025
Host: Steven Crowder & Regular Panel
Episode Summary by Section
In this episode, Steven Crowder and his panel tackle controversial policy shifts under the Trump administration, notably the dramatic raise in H-1B visa fees targeting Indian tech workers, and Trump's blunt speech skewering the United Nations for its role in illegal migration. True to the show’s signature style, Crowder leans heavily into irreverent comedy, lampoons media figures like Jimmy Kimmel, and rails against “big corporate media.” The tone is combative and unapologetic, with a central message: “We’re done apologizing” for prioritizing American jobs and sovereignty over international or corporate interests.
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This episode was a full-throated defense of unabashed American populism. Crowder and his team double down on “America First” through humor, stats, and cultural skirmishes, arguing that defending American workers, jobs, and identity is nothing to apologize for. The show delivers a mixture of detailed policy critique, MAGA-style bombast, and crude sketch comedy, all reinforcing the theme that the battle is not just political, but cultural — and, for them, they’re done playing by the polite rules set by “the left” or corporate media.
For listeners who missed it:
Expect a combative, comedic, and highly partisan ride—part news roundup, part roast session, part populist rant—focused on immigration, jobs, and the symbolism of Trump “torching” not only foreign bureaucrats but the domestic media establishment.
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