Who Belongs: What the Future of the American Right Wing Looks Like

Summary

Podcast Summary

Podcast: Louder with Crowder
Episode: Who Belongs: What the Future of the American Right Wing Looks Like
Date: October 27, 2025
Host: Steven Crowder and team

Overview

In this episode of Louder with Crowder, Steven Crowder unpacks the fractures and future of the American right wing, focusing on internal purity tests, coalition-building, and core values that define “America First” conservatism. The episode transitions into satirical sketches and pointed commentary on political code-switching (with a focus on Gavin Newsom), cultural clashes with Europe, and a viral “anti-American dream” video from a European influencer. Throughout, the hosts blend serious ideological discussion with irreverent humor, sketches, and panel banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Fracturing on the Right: Defining the Coalition

• Crowder opens by highlighting growing internal division in the American right wing, especially around terms like "conservative" or "America First."
• He points out that the movement has gained ground in culture and elections but is now at risk of being undermined by infighting and exclusionary purity tests.
• Quote [02:03]:

  "You have some people who are definitely trying to issue some purity tests. You have some people who are saying, this needs to be the biggest tent possible... Both are true in different ways." (Crowder)

2. Closed vs. Open-Handed Issues

Crowder offers a framework to distinguish core “non-negotiables” (national borders/closed-handed issues) from issues where conservatives can disagree (state borders/open-handed issues):

• Non-negotiable (“Closed-Handed”) Issues:

  • Freedom of speech, right to bear arms/self defense
  • Pro-truth/anti-censorship stance
  • America’s interests prioritized above globalism
  • Strong borders and American-focused immigration policies
  • Strong military (not “pro-war,” but defensive)
  • Pro-tradition/pro-Christendom as bedrock of Western society
  • Traditional gender roles, pro-nuclear family
  • Pronatalism/pro-life in principle

• Negotiable (“Open-Handed”) Issues:

  • Degree/implementation of pro-life policy
  • Economic regulation and protectionism vs. free markets
  • Policy approaches to Islamic containment
  • How courts interpret policy reforms

• Quote [06:23]:

  “To be a conservative, to be America first... people do need to meet some very specific standards... There can be no compromise.”

3. Litmus Test for Belonging

Crowder proposes two “litmus tests” to determine who should be considered part of the right:

• If someone rejects the non-negotiable core issues, “they are not amongst us and I would consider them just as viable of a target as the left.” (Crowder, [10:53])

• If someone spends more time attacking allies over open-handed issues than fighting the left, they should also be excluded.

• He stresses the importance of “punching left” more than engaging in right-on-right attacks.

• Quote [11:35]:

  “If someone spends more time attacking people who align with you on national borders... than they do fighting those who seek to destroy this country, that’s a pretty good sign they’re not genuinely placing the interests of America first.”

4. Satirical Sketches and Commentary

After this core monologue, the episode features sketch segments and running satirical bits, including:

• A parody of generational divides, "TikTok Dad," mocking young adults living at home ([12:00–13:00]).
• A musical parody of “California Gurls” satirizing California decline ([13:25–16:00]).
• Banter with the show’s production team—riffing on the episode’s “litmus test,” defending the “big tent” concept, and jabs at communism and leftist ideology ([17:01–22:00]).

5. Critique of “Code Switching” and Leftist Pandering

• Focuses on Gavin Newsom’s shifts in persona (“code switching”) when speaking to different audiences, juxtaposed with other politicians (Biden, Hillary, AOC) adopting inauthentic vernaculars for minority audiences.

• Newsom’s interview on “All the Smoke” podcast serves as the case study, with the crew joking about embellishments in his “tough upbringing” narrative ([27:22–31:50]).

• Extensive mockery of politicians’ attempts to connect with black and brown communities by altering speech patterns and mannerisms.

• Quote [30:31]:

  “What he’s done is... he’s made it black. He’s like, if I do this and I... if I eminem it... it’s like that respect. Urbanizing your hand.” (Crowder)

6. Debate with “Europe” & Viral Video Response

• Crowder and co-hosts dissect a European influencer’s anti-America rant, claim-by-claim.

• They counter:

  • U.S. work culture vs. EU unemployment rates
  • Health care outcomes (U.S. outperforming Europe in major disease outcomes)
  • Economic freedom and disposable income in the U.S.
  • U.S. environmental stewardship (500,000 sq. miles of protected land vs. total land area of European countries)
  • American innovation in science, technology, culture, and even athletics

• The team lampoons European “arrogance” and “decline,” rejecting the idea that Americans should aspire to European social models ([35:57–54:49]).

• Notable back-and-forth on who “gets to talk” about world politics after starting two world wars ([37:02]).

• Quote [38:08]:

  “Germany... you guys have failed to protect what’s yours. Once you’re a country that has to pass out how-not-to-rape pamphlets at a New Year’s Eve gathering, maybe you guys have failed.” (Crowder)

7. Response to the “Apology”

• The European influencer’s walk-back is played and ridiculed.

• Crowder rejects “find common ground” platitudes when he perceives they entail sacrificing American interests or foundational values.

• Quote [61:29]:

  “Bullshit. You’re an idiot. I don’t want to work with someone who wants to take from my family in order to fund some crusade to fix climate change... I’m not going to... find common ground with someone who hates everything that makes up the basis of Western civilization.” (Crowder)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Steven Crowder on Right-Wing Identity ([03:10]):

  “What does it mean to be conservative? What does it mean to be America first? When we’re losing, it’s more important to say that than when we are winning.”

• On Politicians Pandering ([24:27]):

  “If around black, if around brown, act like the thing... I don’t feel no ways tired.” (Impersonation of Hillary Clinton)

• Mockery of European Tech Innovation ([53:38]):

  “Can you name me one tech product you use that was invented in Europe? One.”

• European Dream Parody ([54:52]):

  “The new European dream sounds like this: call to prayer five times a day...”
  (Commenting on European demographic change and lack of innovation)

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Important Timestamps

• 00:00–12:00 — Monologue: Right-wing coalition, infighting, defining “America First”
• 13:25–16:04 — "California World" parody sketch
• 17:01–22:00 — Litmus tests, communism critique, crew banter
• 24:27–31:50 — Mockery of code-switching, Gavin Newsom segment
• 35:57–54:49 — European “anti-American dream” video, claim-by-claim debunking
• 61:18–62:27 — Response to European influencer’s apology video
• Throughout — Panel humor, character bits, lampooning left and Europe, audience interaction prompts

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Tone, Language & Style

The tone combines earnest ideological analysis with the show’s trademark irreverence. Crowder switches between direct, sometimes combative serious talk (especially while defending conservative values), and exaggerated comedic sketches and banter, often employing imitation, sarcasm, and cultural references.

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Conclusion

This episode of Louder with Crowder presents a manifesto for building a principled, broad but cohesive right-wing movement—insisting on a core set of non-negotiable values and warning against both puritanical gatekeeping and overly inclusive “big tent” approach. In typical show fashion, the political and philosophical discussion is interspersed with extended satire and cultural commentary, targeting both the American left and perceived European “arrogance.” The result is an episode that both defines boundaries for the right and lampoons its opponents—delivering red-meat ideology with a heavy dose of humor and parody.

Transcript

[A]

Hey, guys. Welcome to the lineup live here on rumble from 7, from 9am Eastern to 7pm Eastern. I always mix up the numbers. We're going to talk about Gavin Newsom being a black guy as well as a couple of things. But I wanted to take a minute here to address something because I think everyone kind of knows this and we're kind of feeling this. There's definitely a fracturing taking place on the right. And I even have to couch my words here and be careful and say right wing conservatism, America First. Because the terms in and of themselves now are loaded, where people will point and say, well, you're not America First. Well, I'm not a conservative. I don't consider myself right wing. Look, whatever term you want to use, I don't care what I'm talking about here. It's is the coalition of people who want to preserve, protect and all recognize and respect America, the United States of America, that precludes the Democrat Party, that precludes the progressive left. I've also been here, I think we're wide on YouTube for a couple of minutes here. I've been on YouTube since 2006, political videos since 2008. There were no conservatives back then. It wasn't a thing. And we, you know, everyone here had to take a lot of arrows. And now I've seen the gains that have been made. This idea that the youngest generation in America, particularly males, would become one of the most conservative generations in America, the pushback, the rebellion against cancel culture, Donald Trump himself, these are huge gains. And I hope that all of us at least share one thing, that we want to maintain that, that we want to keep that, that we want to continue the momentum. And I also see kind of two different factions. You have some people who definitely are kind of trying to issue some purity tests. You have some people who are saying, this needs to be the biggest tent possible. I think it's a big tent. I think it's a bigger tent than the Democrat tent. And you also have some people saying, yeah, but we can't just let anyone in because that will subvert the movement, that will subvert what we stand for. That is also true. And so I think we're at a point right now where a lot of people sometimes say, what does it mean to be a conservative? What does it mean to be America first? When we're losing, it's more important to say that when we are winning, when we are making gains, because really, what is ownership? It's a means of enforcement and our means of Enforcement here, we're not talking about violent force. It's having enough of a coalition to elect presidents and to form governments and most importantly to shape culture. So what does that tent, what does that party look like? And how do we deal with people who maybe share some of our values in some capacities. But right now we've seen some wedge issues and yes, some of it is obviously right now the conversation surrounding Israel. And I don't think that that necessarily should be a dividing issue where you consider someone who is not amongst you if they have a slightly different view of that. And so I think it's important, maybe this will help because you have people again who want to be too exclusive and they're wrong. And then you have people who want to let wolves in the door. What does it mean? What is the future? I'd like to propose that we view this through the lens of national borders versus state borders, or you can say closed handed issues versus open handed issues and then an important litmus test to determine who we consider to be our allies, to be our brothers, sisters, no Z's in arms. So to be a conservative, to be America first, to be right wing in this country, I think people do need to meet some very specific standards. As far as national borders, these are non negotiables, these are closed handed issues. What would those be? Freedom of speech, the right to self defense, bear arms. Of course it needs to be rooted in truth, pro truth. I think prioritization of the United States, its citizens, their well being above all other nations, first and foremost, America first, strong borders, immigration policy that specifically in no uncertain terms serves the American people's interest. A strong military to protect America's interests. Notice I didn't say pro war or hawkish, but a means of enforcement so we can protect what it is that we want to preserve. I think these are issues on which there can be no compromise. I think pro tradition and even if you are not a Christian, pro Christendom is the basis for Western civilization and morality. Meaning I know plenty of atheists who aren't quite there in their faith walk yet. But they recognize that the Christian founding of this nation is fundamental to what it is that we want to preserve and that we can't simply create a vacuum like Europe that can be filled with modern Islamism. This also would include pro traditional gender roles. Societally someone can be gay, they can prefer men's posteriors, but also recognize that the rearing of children, that the nuclear family, a father, a mother, a husband, a wife, these are fundamental to self governance. That would also include being pronatalist, meaning we don't say, hey, overpopulation is the problem. We want to preserve this country. And that means be fruitful and multiply pro life, by the way. And I mean that in principle because I also understand, I know plenty of Christians who are very much pro life but understand that what is realistic is what we've seen in sending it back to the states. These are closed handed issues, these are national borders. We need to be a united front on these issues. And then you have state borders. What I mean is this is what's beautiful about the conservative wing, the right wing, the make America first wing, unlike the left where you don't have to follow lockstep, we can have conversations and we can have differences of opinions. So open handed state borders, the degree to which the pro life vision contrasts with our court system and how we eliminate as much abortion as possible, the degree of economic regulation, balancing free and open commerce with protectionism, that's one issue people say, where have you changed your mind? I've changed my mind on that because I realize that in protecting open markets and free exchange in the United States we, we need to sometimes eliminate, mitigate bad actors internationally who've taken advantage of us. And libertarians don't always necessarily agree that's okay. It's a state border. I think protecting American businesses and consumers. So not Wall street, not giant banks, but protecting the American dream, meaning American entrepreneurship, innovation and consumers who are free to purchase, who are free to vote with their dollar. And I think also an open handed issue would be approach to Islamic containment. Notice that's not recognizing the threat of Islam as a political prescription, but how we deal with it. Because in the past it's often been very hawkish and that hasn't worked. Some people believe in an isolationist approach, or myself, I would say a very low intervention approach. And some people believe that containing radical Islam requires a more proactive approach. We can disagree, but I don't think that this warrants expelling someone from the movement. So in identifying what we are, what we stand for, what we want to preserve, I think we need to all agree on the things that have to that must be preserved that the left wants to tear down. Freedom of speech, freedom of self defense, the right to bear arms, pro truth, America first, our citizens, not some kind of globalist internationalist agreement in the name of a new secular humanist religion. And that's going to be important as we get to transhumanism and as we get to AI. These priorities matter. But we can have these disagreements on how our courts view certain policies, economic regulation, how we approach international relationships. And then I want to give you a litmus test because a lot of people say yeah, I don't want to exclude anyone and I agree you should spend far more of your time punching left than punching right. But it's also a real problem if you have someone put on your team jersey, if you have someone claim that they are in your ranks and they're working against you. So the litmus test who should not be included or considered America first or right wing conservative, whatever term you want to use first off, whichever those terms they use, you you gotta be fine with. Give you two litmus tests. If the person's views values do not align with what I just listed as national borders, closed handed issues. If someone is not pro free speech, if someone is not pro second amendment, if someone is not pro truth, if someone is not pro life in principle, if someone is not strong on immigration and understanding that to preserve the American way of life we have to place the priorities of American citizens first. They are not amongst us and I would consider them just as viable of a target as far as opposition as the left. And another important litmus test, and I think this is kind of where a lot of people find it a little murky if the person who claims to be a part of this coalition spends more time attacking other conservatives, other America first patriots over state borders, over open handed issues than they spend effectively fighting the left. Meaning if someone spends more time attacking people who align with you on those national borders, on immigration, on the second Amendment, on the first Amendment, on being pronatalist, if someone spends more time attacking them than attacking the entire movement. Very well funded by mobilized evil evil movement attempting to tear down everything that has made the United States what it is, along with the gains that have been made in the last decade. If someone out there claims to be amongst you and spends more time punching right than they do fighting those who seek to destroy this country, that's a pretty good sign that they're not a genuine part of this movement and they are not genuinely placing the interests of America first, you let me know if there's something I'm missing. If this helps you, if this helps define it so that we can hopefully right now link, arm, stop the infighting and not lose this territory that we've gained. Because I can tell you if you're New to this 2009, 2010, 11:12 it was a bleak place. It was so bleak that Mitt Romney was the Candidate Donald Trump is flawed. I get it. J.D. vance is imperfect. I understand it. But it's a far cry from the options we've been provided with. And it's a far cry from the vision that the left has for this country. And I hope that all of us can get on board and focus on the real threat facing this country, Western civilization and its root, that is modern Christendom. On with the show.

[B]

Yo, what up, fam? It's your boy, D Day. And we out here, know what I'm saying? Out here on the block holding it down. Yeah, we bout to have a good day, fam. Dang it. Darryl, what the hell are you doing out there? Shut up, dad. I'm doing something out here.

[A]

So.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Anyway, you know we about to have a good day, right? Yeah, we fit to be like Ice Cube.

[A]

You feel me?

[B]

No barking from the dog, no smog. Mama made the breakfast with no hog.

[A]

Darryl, did you eat all the bacon?

[B]

It's a song, dad. You're ruining my TikTok video. God damn, Pops always trippin, man. If you wanna make your stupid TikTok videos, get your own darn house.

[A]

You're 29 years old, for crying out loud.

[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

Greetings, Mud Club. Let's take a journey.

[D]

I know a place where the class division's deeper.

[A]

Whoa.

[D]

Crime is wild There must be something in the water Sipping gin and juice the only sun underneath the palm trees the boys never cherish and I was.

[A]

Never suspected of her own if their.

[D]

Mistress is from Beijing, she was. You can travel the world and see the third World's close to the golden coast and keep your politics from us Katy Perry voted.

[A]

Our.

[D]

California world is so unlivable Smells like poop where, where are the cops? Inflation so hot we'll melt your popsicle California world, it's undeniable Crazy salute. The borders unlocked left coast represent now pull your mask up out of reach costs more than my goat Cheese Toledo's we're freaks in too deep Power outage warning on the stereo oh, oh. You can welcome the world without the border close the whole nation's toast when diversity comes first you, you'll be falling apart California world is so unbearable Crazy hats, vaginas on top Taxation so hot we'll take your testicle California world, it's so untenable Gangs through fentanyl on your block left coast represent now put your hands up.

[A]

Click Rumble Premium and join now for 99 annually or 9.99amonth to get the entirely ad free experience and an extra ever expanding roster of content creators and free speech. Glad to be with you. Of course, the my warm beverage is not warm now. Well, just because you know. Hey, look. Comment below. What's your litmus test for who is allowed on the right? What's the cutoff? Right. We need to be a big tent, but is there a cutoff? What is it? And we'll be taking your chats, talking about it, of course. It's a live show, weekdays, 11am Eastern. The speaker's not right. Okay, Just my ear being gay. My ear popped. Captain Morgan, CEO is here.

[E]

How are you?

[A]

I'm good.

[C]

How are you?

[A]

I'm good. I can only hear you in my left ear. Oh, really? I can hear you somewhat in my right ear, but not that well. I'm like 12ft away from you. Maybe just, you know, take them off. Yeah, I know, but you speak like a gay. And then what does that mean? Friday, November 14th at the Chalet Theater, Enumclaw, Washington. Not underscore Firestein on X. Mr. Josh Firestein.

[B]

Hey.

[E]

Hello.

[A]

I'm good.

[B]

Just found out that I. I passed your litmus test for the national borders.

[D]

Cool.

[B]

I'm in there, baby. I'm in.

[A]

They're very broad, they're very precious. We can't.

[B]

We disagree on some state borders there. But hey, you know, if you were.

[A]

To say, like, well, I'm pro free speech, but no, no.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If you're like, well, I'm pro second amendment, but.

[B]

Technically I am pro second amendment for me and only me. I want no one else to own guns. Yeah, personally.

[A]

Personally, you don't want them.

[B]

I don't want anybody else.

[A]

Because you want to be able to shoot them if they come for you legally. You're like, yeah, all right.

[B]

I guess put me in this corner.

[A]

I guess my neighbor can have. Even though she's kind of a nose. I'll just be a better shot. I forgot what I was. Oh, the first oh, wait, communism. I'm sorry, I forgot. I was like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Communism, Communism, Communism. All right, we're going to get Gavin Newsom. Being black, I could have just cycled my. And we're gonna get to Europe sucking. So faking black sucks. Europe mainly sucks. And communists definitely suck. But the American Communist Party wants you now. They want you. That would be their poster. I want you. They want you to be fit to serve their revolution. Today we're out here at our first ever PT session. The PT sessions that we have planned are going to be monthly. And the idea is that cadre need to not only be mentally fit, but physically fit. And the two go hand in hand. In a capitalist society, you're made to be a passive consumer. As communists, the goal is to make ourselves into extremely productive members of society. The intellectuals need to become workers and the workers become intellectuals and only buy that kind of. You could have just stopped it right there. Intellectuals need to become workers. That's it.

[B]

That's all he meant.

[A]

Can we kind of overcome these class divides that are fake? So if you're interested in not just reading books, actually getting out here early in the morning, training with us, getting disciplined and collectively working together, then we're the party for you. Yeah, that's what's going to be the right. Sell a fat. Dinesh d' Souza doing push ups. I don't want to do the lady push ups. I can do the man push ups. Now, let me just be really clear to you. Setups are bad for my back. So crunchies, some truths here about communist. The reason he has to address is because in every notable communist society that has ever existed, intellectuals. Afuera gone. Just to be clear, Stalin distrusted intellectuals completely, sent them to the gulags. Oh, Mao sent professionals and intellectuals down to the countryside to work menial jobs. That's why they had a famine. It turns out they didn't know how to farm. Pol Pot didn't just single out intellectuals. If you had glasses. Yes, because apparently he just had watched like some John Hughes movies and he was like, well, no, you have glasses. Must be nerd. So communism only works if people are laborers. They don't need drum circles, they don't need poets societies. As a matter of fact, they've never existed in a communist society. So it's not. We need intellectuals to become laborers and. No, that's it. That's all you need. That's why Communism, by the way, has also never innovated anything ever. It's not a thing. Aside from maybe A couple of weapons.

[B]

That's why they say that first, too, by the way. Intellectuals become workers. And then he says, and workers will become intellectuals. They say, the first one first. Yeah, because the other one's a pipe dream, Right?

[A]

Show me any example of a communist society taking manual laborers. Now someone like a UAW worker on the factory line and putting them as a tenured professor at Princeton. Show me any example of them going, we need more professors. It's never happened. But communists, they really don't want to. And socialists, right people of their ilk, they want to sell you something that's more palatable, they have to repackage it. It's not that hard to just look up what Karl Marx believed. Also, we have communists in our midst. We've obtained some exclusive footage of Mamdani hiring the best to train his communist base.

[B]

Still at it.

[A]

That guy's got to be abs of steel by now. Tick a bow.

[E]

What?

[A]

Taibo. Billy Blanks. Turns out, by the way, he was Tai bowing his son. That was the thing.

[B]

No way.

[A]

His son came out, was like, my.

[E]

Dad was a horrible.

[A]

I don't know if he actually typoed him, but apparently he mistreated him. It was named Billy Black Eyes.

[B]

If you're gonna kick your son's ass.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, you know, brand it.

[A]

His son's name was Tyrone.

[B]

Turn this into a piss.

[A]

Remember back when women, they'd be like. And you know, I've just. I've really improved my self confidence. Cause I know how to defend myself. It's like, you're gonna get raped.

[B]

Yeah, you better hope somebody tries to rape you with a good beat on in the background.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Otherwise you're gonna fall out of rhythm.

[A]

Someone's just like, wait a second. Do you hear that? Oh, it's free world. Round the world. Someone's getting ass kicked. What's gonna.

[B]

I just got into. All right. You better watch out.

[A]

Gavin Newsom's black. He's black. Mm. Correct. Hey, he was waiting for that. So make all of the references as we do every single show available link in the description. But this is what's referred to now as code switching. I just call it pandering. But again, this is what the left has to do. They have to constantly morph. There's no principle to it. So progress for the sake of progress means whatever it takes to get something new done, even if it makes no sense with the old policies or regulations that you tried to push through. But people refer to this as code switching. According to Britannica, it's the process of shifting from one linguistic code, language or dialect to another, depending on the social context or conversational setting. Now this is something we all know that we've seen on the left quite a bit. But Gavin Newsom is a pro at it's fun. But let me set the stage because Newsom is not the only one. And it's really bad. And I just warn you, you're gonna have to watch through your fingers because it's so cringe inducing and that word is overused, but it's appropriate today. This is something the left. It's not just something they've done. It's almost like it's in their handbook. If around black, if around brown, act like the thing I don't feel no ways tired.

[D]

You better thank a union member for paid leave. You better thank a union member for vacation time.

[A]

Lahee, what the you looking at with.

[B]

Your skirted egg, baby?

[A]

Cause these people, they are crazy.

[D]

They always talk about how Christian they is.

[A]

How do you you know empathy man? No, how do you know empathy man? Suffering of people. I'm proud to be a bartender. Ain't nothing wrong with that. I actually created a playlist for Mira, who also happens to be my mother. You know, nepotism and hard work goes a long way.

[B]

Like I'll fancy go to jail, you know what I'm saying? Because I'm hired, right? I ain't shook about going to jail, but it's like I kind of like my freedom but too at the same time, you know what I mean?

[D]

Black Americans fleeing slavery and Jim Crow, Latinos deceit.

[A]

Apparently you are a rapper too. I happen to be a rapper. I am a rapper proper. I'm not gay no more.

[B]

That's cringe shady with guts like that. Ain't off to cheeseburgers with guts like that. Definitely a on the cheeseburgers, dog.

[A]

Today represents a historic moment. While Puerto Rico is not the United States only colony, it is the it is its oldest. Unchain Wall Street. They're going to put you all back in chains.

[B]

We didn't say it.

[A]

He got away with it. He got away with it.

[B]

I love aoc. Going to the restaurant and order. Ordering a chile relleno.

[A]

Yeah, I know. The Bible is so bad. Oh man. Like bus drums unchained.

[E]

You won't like it when I change.

[A]

What?

[C]

Huh?

[A]

You're demented now. Gavin Newsom went on the all the smoke podcast. Word. He didn't want some of the smoke. He wants all the motherfuckers. All the motherfuckers movie. Here's a clip. Dvs pimp.

[B]

I'm J Rock, you know what I'm saying?

[A]

I'm so down with your. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

Keeping it real.

[A]

I'm saying, dog, you been jacking my tunes, man. Seriously, I ain't trying to have that.

[B]

I ain't been jacking your tunes, my brother. I've been promoting this, you know what I'm saying?

[A]

You calling me your brother. Seems like me and one of us ain't black. Are you black?

[B]

Yeah, I'm black.

[A]

That's the only thing I'm proud of to say has come from Canada in the last 30 years is trailer park boys, particularly J Rock. So, no, Gavin, it's hard to tell the difference. That was the wrong clip, but I just can't tell all the smoke. Gavin Newsom talking about his tough upbringing. Know what I'm saying?

[C]

My dad was great. Later reconnected, y' all know, right? He was never terrible, but he just wasn't. He didn't raise us. My mom was 19, pregnant and divorced a few years later with two kids. Came from no money and just hustled, you know, worked hard, grinding every single day. Two, two and a half jobs. No bullshit. Literally two, two and a half jobs. Part time bookkeeper. She did restaurant. That's how I got in the restaurant business. She was a waitress for years and years and a part time property manager. Basically just opening up, closing up rentals. And she just taught me hard work and grit, and I struggled. Couldn't really read or write. Bounced around a bunch of different schools, and she said, we got to get out of San Francisco. You're falling behind. I had pretty severe dyslexia, and we ended up in Marin county. And she just hustled, man. We had roommates all the time because she couldn't afford the rent. Our garage. There was a car. I always said it was my car. It wasn't my car because we were renting out for 50 bucks a month so someone can store their car. Ended up being a foster family, yes, to help, you know, Suleiman and Larry, Jo and these guys. Stephen Ashby, my buddy. But also, you know, it was also about paying the bills, man. And it was just like, hustle.

[A]

Come on, man.

[C]

And so I was out there kind of raising myself, turning on the tv, started, you know, just getting obsessed, you know, sitting there with the, you know, the Wonder Bread and five stacks of hands like the white stack.

[A]

Five stories. Come on, macaroni and cheese. Are you talking about me?

[C]

Every day, every Day in the backyard.

[A]

All day, every day.

[C]

Throwing the ball against the wall. Just like fraying, man.

[A]

And your arm.

[C]

Whole thing. So just. And. And then, you know, then this student that was student is in the back with his head down all of a sudden started throwing the baseball a little faster than everyone else and started, you know, make a few free throws. Because I was sitting there practicing 500 of them every damn night. And every damn night, I look up in the stands, my dad's back up there.

[A]

Okay. Oh, damn. What is this?

[B]

The plot, the drum line.

[C]

He's bringing his friends, the captain of the team.

[A]

That's the plot to drumline.

[B]

I got the ticket from my dad.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Basketball games. Finally he showed up.

[A]

Yo. And then, like next, you know, like, we had this girl who, like, wasn't all that, but then, like, we took off her glasses. Now you're doing she's all that. You're just doing teen movies. Everything about him is. Don't you love it? Like little, like Philly. She. Philly Shell. Shell right here. They used to call me Pinell Winnaker up in this motherfucker. No, no, you're. You're just. You're embarrassing. And nothing he just said is true. But yes.

[B]

He's always had this hand thing. He does these hand motions, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Where he goes like this, he goes that. He does this all the time. And he goes. He tries to make a point and does this. That's always been a Gavin Newsom thing. And this weird thing. It's like a knuckle, not a. Yeah. Not a hang loose. He does those things. But what he's done is he's. He's made it black. He's like, if I do this and I. Yeah. If I eminem it, it's like.

[A]

It's like that respect.

[B]

If I do it more.

[A]

It's like winterizing your pipes. It's urbanizing your hand.

[B]

Yes. It's like he watched that hip hop dance video. He's like, what makes it hip hop is the two fingers.

[A]

That's right. And you wave it.

[B]

That makes it hip hop.

[A]

That's right. And don't you love it goes, man. But it's like he got the wrong black era. Like Sammy Davis Jr. You know, it's.

[E]

Just how I was raised, man. Mr. Bum Jingum, who can take a sunrise?

[B]

Well, they called him on it earlier or later in the video. And he called them jive turkeys. It was crazy.

[A]

It was. Yeah, it was.

[E]

Hey, hey, Bame. Those are fighting words, man.

[A]

Take another look at his Urban hand.

[C]

Gestures, man, I was 960 or 980 on my SAT. And that was cool.

[A]

No, no, no, no.

[C]

My mom's like, it's okay.

[E]

That's a lot of sats.

[A]

That's cool.

[C]

And it's not an indictment, but I got four kids, all in club sports.

[A]

So here's the truth. Gavin Newsom comes from a very well off family. Okay? His father was a lawyer for the Getty family. He started a wine business immediately with Getty backing. Now, maybe his mom did have to do a little extra work because his dad was a prick. Yep. So I guess he could actually claim some kind of commonality with those guys on the streets of Marin County. That's right. Super wealthy.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm willing to bet that they didn't make him talk or act like a black guy. This is just. The left is completely dis. Compare this to his sit down with Charlie Kirk. He's never the same guy twice. And going back to what I talked about before, the future of the right wing, we should have open dialogues, but we should not embrace Gavin Newsom because he claims to be less radical now. He was just like Gabbage. Weren't you just on a podcast acting black? How can I trust anything you say? The answer is, you can't. You can't. If they are on today's Progressive left. To discuss this phenomena further, though, someone I'm not a fan of, but again, in wanting to make sure that we have a pretty, pretty large tent, we welcome Republican Senator Lindsey Graham to the show. Senator Graham, thank you for taking the time, sir. Yeah, no problem, chief. I wanted to ask you about what happened to your voice. Nothing happened. I've always sounded like this. No, normally you sound like Miss Teen South Carolina.

[B]

I don't even know what that mean. Real talk, homie.

[A]

What now? Now it sounds like you're speaking like a colored gentleman.

[B]

Lo siente, amigo. Pero I don't think I catch your drift.

[A]

Did you just. Did you just. Did you just code switch again? That sounds.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't do anything.

[A]

That's just a racist caricature of an Asian. That's. That's not.

[E]

I'm just asking questions, pal, okay?

[B]

Do you serve your country?

[A]

Huh?

[E]

How about I thank you for your service?

[A]

Well, see, now you're just doing. Jess, it sounds like you're just doing different. You're doing Jesse Ventura, and you're doing Jesse Ventura badly.

[E]

That's not what I'm doing, okay? No, I'm doing It. I'm doing it quick. Oh, you're trying to do Jesse Ventura. You're just ask. Going to try to copy me, tough guy? Yeah. Are you going to try to take.

[A]

This whole interview off?

[E]

You were a ranger. What was your ranger butt buddies, huh? Hell. So you all a ranger? You don't know.

[A]

You don't know anything.

[E]

You find a lot of feal matter up near your head so far up your ass, huh?

[A]

You know what? That's it. I. I've had enough. I got a drag show to get to. What?

[E]

Drag Race.

[A]

I got a drag race. Fast and furious. That's enough. I got to go. We don't need him here anymore. Yeah, that's. That's enough. I thought he'd be better. Time for Reverse Super Chat, guys. We don't do send it to us.

[E]

Yeah, yeah. The problem is Gerald there couldn't find a sense of humor if you gave him a map of it. Not compass up his ass.

[A]

Come on. Why did this. Let's talk about True Gold Republican being nice to everybody.

[E]

Yeah, there you go.

[A]

True Gold Republic. Go to lnbcgold.com or call 800-628-4653. Look, there are a lot of places out there to get gold. These guys do it straightforward. They do it honestly. And they're giving away 50 free rumble premium subscriptions right now. So send me a message on X or Instagram and thank True Gold Republic for making this happen. This has been Reverse Super Chat.

[B]

All right, enough fun stuff. Get back to the news.

[A]

Yes, get back to the news.

[B]

It's not what people come here for.

[A]

Sorry, we gotta get to Euro Fags. Only if you do it as Jack Black. I think that Euros do a lot of asatomy. Yo. All right. Have you heard of looks maxing? That's like. That's what people say now. It just means like brush your hair. So now Euromaxing has become like this thing, I guess, where people are like, hey, let's just be. Let's. Let's act like we're more European. Is cool. You know, I think I could be like Alfie. So here's a guy, he went sort of like viral, but for something I think that was a little bit older on X. And by the way, spoiler alert. He did the most European thing ever and walked it back. Tuck tail and apologize. But watch this. As though you don't know that yet. Here he is. I believe he's from Germany with this video titled F. The American Dream.

[F]

The American dream. Working 60 hour weeks so your boss can Buy a yacht. Being more afraid of a medical bill than climate change. Fast food on every corner and fresh food behind a paywall. Half a country fighting over who's stammered Trump or the people who worship him. God, thank you for your service. Kids getting shot in classrooms. Politics tearing families apart at Thanksgiving. Everyone screaming freedom but chained to death. No trains, just traffic, no healthcare, just go fund me. No nature, just parking lots. This is America. Science is fake news, but conspiracy theories sell. Low iq, high cholesterol, N. Thanks. I'll stick to the European dream.

[A]

Okay, European. Jake. Paul. I think Joel McHale summed this up perfectly. I think about you too much. I don't think about you now. I forgot. Did we forget? Is this guy, is he German or is he from one of those Scandinavian Nordic countries? I think he's German. Okay, so I think they should have.

[B]

To have a hundred year.

[A]

Yes. Yeah.

[B]

Buffer of when they're allowed to talk about world politics.

[E]

Right.

[A]

It's close.

[B]

They should 20, 40, 2045 is when.

[A]

They should be over six round.

[B]

They should be able to talk that.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

When you start a world war, the biggest with a really bad. Yeah, but then even more like that. Like that should be enough. But when you've started all of them.

[B]

It'S like if you started more than one world war, you should have to shut up.

[A]

Yeah, well, that was a while ago.

[E]

You guys, you like your conspiracy theories and I instead like to walk through nature.

[B]

See, that's the problem is they thought that 100 years from World War I, they're like, okay, we could talk now, right?

[A]

Yeah. And it wasn't even.

[B]

You got 20 more years.

[A]

Yeah, it's. You guys are just wrong. But let's go, let's go through each one of these claims because I'm going to tell you something. And this is where I'm not on board with the white supremacist nationalists who want us to be like a European country because Europe has fallen. Europe sucks. Germany, I mean, you can just get. Once you're a country that has to pass out how to not rape pamphlets at a New Year's Eve gathering. It's like, oh, well, maybe you guys have failed to protect what's yours. So let's go through the first claim. Okay. And these will be really short.

[E]

He says that Americans work 60 hours a week to buy their boss a yacht.

[F]

Working 60 hour weeks so your boss can buy a yacht.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, here's the truth. The average work week is about 40 hours. In the United States, at least we have jobs. The unemployment rate in the EU is 30% higher than the United States. And here's something else that's really interesting, too. I get it, by the way. Yeah, those people there sometimes have a higher quality of life. But if you take, for example, Germans and put them in the United States, they have a much higher quality of life than Germans in Germany. The same can be said for Danish people in the United States compared to in Denmark. Swedes in the United states have a 50% higher standard of living than Swedes in Sweden. So if you take people with what used to be a pretty monolithic culture and a decent work ethic and then place them in a land of opportunity, they do better. But we have jobs where you don't. And we basically have given you all the nice things that allow you to broadcast. Yeah, and look, it's not like every CEO can have a yacht or anything, right? So I think it's just. It's unreasonable, really.

[B]

You know, I saw you on vacation, right?

[A]

You can't prove that.

[B]

Actually, I can. Tim, if you please.

[D]

Hey.

[B]

See, that was. That was me in the wheelchair. You put me there, remember?

[A]

So that's the yacht that you've been raving about. Listen, everybody. To amend him, please, to this, it's admonishable.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

Admonish.

[A]

By the way, we have to pay a licensing fee every time we hit the admonish button. It's $6,000. So please support us. Download the Rumble app. Follow me there. Because if you want admonishments to continue for jail, you need to. You can try for $9.99 a month, or, you know, you can join Rumble Premium, too. But download the app, it's free, and you can watch us there. It costs a lot of money to make someone feel this bad about themselves. 30 shekels. Here's the next claim that this guy makes that's verifiably false. That Americans are more afraid of medical bills than climate change.

[F]

Being more afraid of a medical bill than climate change.

[A]

Truth. Climate change is bullshit. Bullshit. Let's just go on to the.

[B]

Also, it's not called a bull.

[A]

Yeah, it's a something about fast food.

[F]

Fast food on every corner and fresh food behind a paywall.

[A]

Here's the truth. Yeah, we do have fast food in every corner. We also have healthy food options on every corner. And they're open almost all hours of the night. When I spent time in Europe, and it's still not as bad as Canada. It's amazing how much these places, like, shut down for lunch. Like, you can't get lunch in some European countries. So yeah, now it's called choice. We have fast food and we have more affordable, healthy options than ever in human history. We have something here called choice. I get it. You want to look and say a lot of Americans are fat. Sure. But we also have some of the, well, most of the greatest athletes. And if the greatest athletes don't come here, they certainly come to our athletic training centers. And it just comes down to choice. So that's a pretty silly claim. Here's the next one that he makes.

[E]

That something about Trump or the people that worship him.

[F]

Half a country fighting over who's stammered. Trump or the people who worship him. God, thank you for your service.

[A]

Well, here's the truth, and this one kind of stings. Every single other world leader has had to acquiesce to President Trump's trading demands. So you mock us and like your.

[E]

Trades and your tariffs, you think you're going to. Oh, shit. BMW already caved.

[A]

Like it happens so fast. Because you know what? We're the ones holding the cards, sweetheart, where we go. Yeah, well, you know what? You don't get access to all our cool stuff at the same prices anymore.

[E]

No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I think we can find some common ground here. Let's appeal to our better natures.

[A]

So who's really the idiot who's worshipping Donald Trump? Do you mean the people who voted for him versus your elected leaders who've been castrated on the international stage? Here's the next claim.

[B]

They literally have kings. Yes, I know multiple kings. They have so many kings.

[A]

I know so many kings. It's too many. Next claim is that, you know, they always do this about guns. American kids getting shot in classroom something.

[F]

Kids getting shot in classroom.

[A]

Okay, again, I have to break these up. They're really, really short claims because he's very stupid. The truth is, actually this one's really tough because you've heard me talk about how many people are saved by guns versus how many lives are taken by guns. And most mass shootings occurring in gun free zones. You can go listen to three and three podcast on that, but that's for the American audience so that you can learn about firearms internationally. It's actually far more stark of a contrast. 10 times the amount. 10. I just want you to remember this. 10 times. There are 10 times more Europeans dying from heat than gun deaths in America. Why? Because a lot of them don't have central air. Though it does exist. It does exist. It has existed for a long time. It's not affordable for a lot of people. Window units. Let's go, guys. 10 times as many Europeans die each year from heat than people who die from guns in America, so.

[E]

Well, your entire family is boiling alive in their studio junior suite.

[A]

See, we can do it both ways. And we didn't start any world wars, so we got that going for us. Next claim damn sure ended them. That politics is tearing families apart here at Thanksgiving or something.

[F]

Politics tearing families apart at Thanksgiving?

[A]

Yeah. Okay, here's a truth. Well, first off, we have Thanksgiving, you don't. And we're thankful that we left. Also, you're not going to have families because the EU's birth rate is so low that there will be no more European people. The US birth rate, by the way, is not, it's not high enough, but it is higher than all other major EU countries. There's also, by the way, literally like a war on your continent right now, which I just think is, you know, it's just relevant. Just want to put that in there. Here's the next claim. That this filthy kraut makes you Americans.

[E]

You scream freedom, but you chained it to death.

[F]

Everyone's screaming freedom, but chained to death.

[E]

Uh huh.

[A]

Okay, here's the truth. Americans have far more financial freedom than Europeans. We also have far more access to capital. So the average American has 64% more disposable income than the average European. And the per capita GDP in our poorest state, Mississippi, is, funny enough, almost exactly on par with Germany.

[B]

That's cute.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

So Germany is doing better than most of Europe.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Good for you.

[A]

You're almost as good as Mississippi. And Mississippi is doing better than. When people act like. This is the thing, I think that Europeans are more, more refined. It's like, okay, so look at uk, look at France, look at Italy, look at a lot of the EU on average. You think it's sort of exotic. Their per capita GDP is lower than Mississippi. And their best, where you think of the Germans and super advanced and everything sterile and flying cars, they are pretty much exactly on par with Mississippi. For those who don't know Mississippi, that's.

[E]

Not a good case.

[A]

I'm sorry. To those from Mississippi, yeah, you're not the best, but you're better than France, uk, Italy, and you're right there with, with Germany.

[D]

See?

[E]

Good.

[A]

Yeah, keep it up. Here's the next claim that he makes. And they always. This is one. Of course, only a socialist could make.

[E]

This claim that America doesn't have trains, you just have traffic.

[A]

Oh wait, I Have the wrong one there.

[E]

Well, then get the right one. Get the right one, Tool Man.

[A]

Now.

[B]

Oh, I have a GoFundMe one.

[E]

Well, you have a GoFundMe one. What about the traffic and trains?

[B]

I don't think I have traffic.

[E]

You don't have traffic and trains.

[A]

Okay. All right, then I will make the.

[E]

Claim because I'm very short. He says, you, America, you have no trains. You just have traffic.

[A]

That was good. Okay, here's the truth. Europeans can't afford to drive. So you're right. We have traffic. But that's because, you know, like, even in Mississippi, people often. More often than not, it's almost like it's the rule. They have their own car because gas is three times more expensive in the eu. And of course, the United States has lower taxes than pretty much every major EU country. So a lot of people have. It's almost like if people have the ability to purchase cars and to fuel them, they choose that over mass public transit. Again, it comes back to choice. You may not like traffic. I don't like traffic. I'm not a big fan of traffic. But I like the fact that I can drive my own car and I can afford to fuel it. You look at that. And, I mean, I get it. You have to see a silver lining.

[E]

Like, oh, I can't afford a car. I can't afford gasoline, and our milk are sold in bags. But at least I get to ride on this disgusting subway while the homeless man masturbates into my hat. Yeah.

[B]

This guy says, america has no trains. If America has no trains, then where did I get molested? Last July?

[A]

Exactly. Exactly.

[E]

Yeah. Well, I'll see you. I see that, and I'll raise you. Where do I get molested every July?

[A]

The train.

[E]

It's the train. I get molested on the train.

[B]

I was thinking maybe it was a new Thanksgiving.

[A]

We need flyers for the train.

[E]

It's really more like, I'm sitting in appointments.

[B]

Get back in your Hogwarts words express and get out of my face.

[E]

I understood that reference. That was to Harry Potter.

[B]

Also another European table.

[E]

Yes. But it was largely produced by American production companies. We can't find a woman.

[A]

Also, same cardigan idea. In Denmark is, like, 31% more expensive than in the United States. Like, the yearly costs are 40% higher in a place like Denmark. I use that as an example because Bernie Sanders kept saying we could have.

[E]

Democratic socialism, like, in.

[A]

And he's like, stop saying our country's not socialist. Okay? Stop it like you're retarded. People here just love to act as though, oh, yeah, Europe must really have it right. Europe is done. Europe has fallen. The only thing that they have, Europe's greatest export at this point in the 21st century, is falsely based arrogance. It's not even warranted. Just imagine, just imagine. Because I mean, like, it's the same GDP per capita as Mississippi. Yeah. Imagine someone from Mississippi coming in here acting arrogant. Do it our way. Yeah, you, you all here, you ain't got in Mississippi. You all got. You all got fast food and you ain't got no trains, but get the.

[E]

Hell out of here.

[A]

Mississippi.

[B]

How does a train work? Explain it to me.

[A]

We wouldn't even take you seriously. Like, if you had the cure to cancer, like how fat we'd be like, shut up, Mississippi. We don't trust you, you on anything. Here's the next claim that he makes.

[E]

That America has no health care. You just have GoFundMes or like Patreons.

[F]

No healthcare. Just go fund me.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Here's the truth. That was really spot on. The cancer mortality in Europe is 50% higher than in the United States. Wow.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

To give an idea, just as an example, from 82 to 2010, the United States avoided 265,000 colon cancer deaths alone compared to Europe because of treatment. If you have some kind of a terminal illness or serious disease, the single biggest determining factor in whether you live or die would be do you live in the United States and have access to our healthcare system? By the way, that's across different class lines. Poverty, rich. You're still better off as a poor American than you are as a wealthy German. That being said, the numbers get a little bit warped because I don't know if you know this, most wealthy people from Europe, they engage in medical tourism and come here. Yeah, they get on a plane. Yeah, exactly.

[B]

Maybe this guy's just jealous. Maybe he just needs a GoFundMe.

[E]

Yeah, that could be it all.

[A]

And this is the big truth.

[B]

The real continent needs a GoFundMe.

[A]

The left, they pull this trick, they go, oh, well, America, these countries have better health care. And it's based on polling. That's why they have the United States in that infamous list. Our healthcare was ranked 30 something and it was like right beneath Colombia. So how is that even close? They have places like Cuba ranked above us because turns out those people say they're satisfied with their health care.

[B]

The people making those surveys and making those lists, they should have to choose where to get surgery.

[A]

Yes. Yeah. By the way, the average doctor in Germany makes $81,000. The business car wash manager makes 125k.

[E]

Well, yeah, if I'm a doctor. I don't want to be. I don't want to be hitting your knee with the reflex hammer just so I can buy my boss a yacht.

[A]

Oh, wait, I am my own boss. Fuck. I want a yacht.

[E]

Be nice. We can't all be your damn biddle variants.

[A]

Here's the next claim.

[E]

America has no nature, just parking lots.

[F]

No nature, just parking lots.

[A]

This is America. Here's the truth, buttercup. America has 500,000 square miles of protected land. Okay, for context, you can see Germany. It's 138,000 square miles, period. Here's what that map would look like, our protected land. And there's your country.

[E]

That's what you're failing to take into account per capita. Shut up.

[B]

How much protected land do they have? Do we know?

[A]

None.

[E]

Well, one point we did before the Judith got the hand on it. What am I saying? I didn't say that out loud.

[A]

Now we can find it.

[E]

We're not allowed to talk about it.

[A]

Here's the next claim that this man makes. Just in case you've been convinced by these silly Europeans who've offered nothing to the world in the last century, that.

[E]

In America the science is fake news. But conspiracy theory. Subtle.

[F]

Science is fake news, but conspiracy theories sell.

[B]

It's uncanny.

[A]

I never. I haven't worked. I just did. This just came out. I didn't work on this. You made this video.

[B]

You made this video and made all of these things up.

[E]

No, that's through Americans with your click farms and your bait.

[B]

No, no, this is propaganda here.

[A]

That's right.

[E]

Perhaps you run it through one of your artificial intelligence and it just happens to be coincidence. It's AI's nature.

[A]

Okay, here's the truth. The United States has the highest concentration of top scientists in the world. It's not even close. You're welcome for electricity, light bulbs, televisions, microwaves.

[B]

Get one.

[A]

MRIs, whatever it is, take your pick. There's a good chance that the United States is where it was invented. And if not, it's where we perfected it and improved it. I get it. This will come across as arrogant, but it's a response to the arrogance of Europe. I don't know why we would follow any of your failed nation states. Really, give me anything Europe that you actually have to offer. And again, all references are available. Link in the description. Oh, this is about the time I should tell you. Dave Smith is going to be on the show tomorrow, comedian Dave Smith, where we are going to have hopefully a productive conversation debate. We disagree on some things and we were missing each other. He was supposed to be on a few months ago. Dave Smith tomorrow. Here is the next claim from this.

[E]

Kraut is America is low in IQ but high in cholesterol.

[F]

Low iq, high cholesterol. I'll stick to the European drink.

[A]

Okay, okay, here's the truth. But really, just can you name me one tech product that you use that was invented in Europe? 1. Also, by the way, I'm willing to bet we have higher testosterone than those of you in Europe. I can't verify this for sure. Also, it seems to me like you don't understand that cholesterol is not used as the same metric it used to be for overall cardiac health. Like, you can have slightly high overall cholesterol, but if your triglycerides are low and your HDL is high, you're actually at lower risk than people who are. Who might have really low cholesterol but have high triglycerides or have low hdl. There's a difference between LDL and oxidized ldl. Again, this ball has been largely advanced in the United States. And if you don't buy into any of that, usually high cholesterol is also just accompanied with higher testosterone because cholesterol is needed to produce a lot of these sex hormones. So, but really, if you have I. If your people have high IQ and they have low cholesterol in Germany, like, why haven't you benefited the world since you tried to take over it?

[B]

No, thanks. I'll take the European dream.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

You know what the European. I don't know what it looks like, but I know the European dream sounds like the new European dream. It sounds like this call to prayer five times.

[E]

Oh, I guess you guys have been pirating our top 40.

[A]

Well, you know, speaking of top lists, 20 of the 25 most valuable companies in the world in the United States, zero in Europe, zero.

[E]

That's because the juice runs a list.

[A]

In your zero in Europe, zero. Schnitzel. I believe you meant to say shy.

[B]

God, it must be so nice to be an old money European rich kid just making videos and hiking the Alps.

[E]

Look at me. I get to go hike and walk, walk around in the Alps and contribute nothing to society because of the social safety net which will collapse under me and tell you that you Americans are fat and don't get to stay at hostels.

[A]

Okay, all right, fine.

[B]

We have backpackers here too.

[A]

Yeah, you Know what else is kind of funny too, is like, these are far more leisure based societies in Europe. Like, we want creative.

[E]

People need time to do nothing.

[A]

Well, you must have nothing but time to do something, because I haven't seen anything creative come out of your country either. Like, the best art still comes out of the United States. Not to mention the best technology, science. Right. Innovations. We have more Olympic medals than any other country. It's like, it's not even close. So at a certain point, don't you want to contribute anything at all to the world? And what if. Here's a crazy. Here's a crazy proposition. What if the United States was as lazy and inconsequential as these European nations who are so arrogant about it? I used to, by the way, this is not an outlier. I was raised in Canada and I would hear Canadians trash the United States all the time. Go home, use their electricity and watch Seinfeld or the Simpsons or Friends. Like when I was growing up. You basically American without the perks. Also, let's change one thing.

[E]

We're not able to do this. Whereas you have to work and.

[A]

Okay, protect yourselves. Go Canada. Yeah. Eu, go. Hey, if that wasn't something that you sort of just skimped out on so that you could provide all these social safety nets, these benefits to your. Then you'd be paying your fair share of NATO. You don't do that. The United States for years was paying over 4%. You guys were paying less than 1%. Most of these nations and the agreement was 2. Well, yeah, it's really easy. It's like the son who's a freeloader at 29 years old, living at home telling everyone else how his dad's an asshole and doesn't know anything. Well, then fine, go do it on your own. How about that? By the way, it's not like this bothers me. We don't think. We really don't think about you guys. Not at all. We might go on a trip to like, go see the beautiful things that at one point were in Europe.

[E]

And then.

[B]

Exactly it.

[A]

We realized, like, oh, it's. But now it's kind of gross.

[B]

Everything great about Europe is like.

[A]

Is old.

[B]

Yeah, it's ancient. It's like, oh, you guys have, you know, ancient ruins. Greece, Rome, Great Britain. Oh, that's great. Castles, France, Germany. That's awesome. That's really cool. But then the guy goes on about Nat. No, nature. We have a natural wonder with a Grand Canyon. We have a rainforest.

[C]

You have zero.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

We have multiple volcanoes. You have what? Maybe Pompeii was one.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Vesuvius, I guess.

[A]

Whatever we have.

[B]

We have so many things.

[A]

We have more uninhabited land than, I'm pretty sure any nation in Europe.

[B]

Oldest mountain range in the world. Appalachians.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The Rockies.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Glaciers on land.

[A]

We have it.

[B]

Like deserts. We got it.

[A]

People come to the United. I've seen this. They come to the United States from Europe and they just can't believe that we have everything. We have everything. We have subtropical climate. We have arctic climate. Any good lakes? We have a few good lakes, yeah. We have a few great ones.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, no, we have five. We have five great legs. Four.

[A]

But it's just. I get confused. We have so many of them. We have fives and then we have five. I'll do it as a European because if I was as arrogant as a European, but, you know, extolling America, I'd.

[E]

Be like, well, listen, it's better to be American because we've invented pretty much everything that's ever happened in the last century. After we kicked your ass on trying to take over the world, and after that, rather than conquering you and making you a part of our colony, we decided to innovate and provide you with great technology as well as foot the bill for the security that your father to puss aside to secure yourself. We have more uninhabited lands than anywhere on your continent. We have more protected land. And not only do we have one, but we have five Great Lakes. And even our sixth kind of Great Lake is Lake St. Clair, which would butt rape your lakes because it's not even close and we don't even consider it great. Plus we have the ocean, like everywhere.

[B]

They don't have any canyons. We have a grand one.

[E]

We have a grand one. We have lakes, we have waterways. We have ocean, we have mountain ranges. We have subtropical desert, tropical, Arctic. You pretty much offer nothing to us aside from maybe a few cars and guns in the last century. And you're just lucky that we don't blow you up, take you over and say, now you're speaking American simply because you annoy us.

[A]

It sounds scarier if I do it in that silly voice. It really does. Everything does. Here's the good news. He's European, therefore he's most likely not all. Not all, not all. Most likely a pussy. He apologized.

[F]

But after Americans and Europeans, Democrats and Republicans, expats and veterans, started a f war in the comment section, this is what I realized. This world simply doesn't need more pointing fingers, division and blaming each other for.

[E]

The problems, we need more German Jake.

[F]

Paul called me ignorant and I agree with that.

[B]

Them even he uses a fork.

[F]

Exists all over the world. Fascism is on the rise and scientific facts like climate change are being disregarded and sadly influences me. Posting oversimplified rage bait type content on the Internet are one of the reasons. But I'm done with that. Because instead of illegal, now we need to actually realize that we're all in the same boat, facing the same challenge. And instead of always ranting about how bad everything thing is, we for once need to realize how damn privileged we are. Yes, the American dream is nothing but a lie and so is the European dream, but we do have.

[B]

Didn't know there was one.

[F]

Millions of people on this earth will never be granted. Because if we just work hard enough, we will get anywhere in life. And if we work together, we can make a change in this world.

[A]

Bullshit. You're an idiot. I don't want to work together with someone who wants to take from my family in order to fund some crusade to fix climate change that isn't an existential problem. And even if it was, was, there's nothing that German Jake Paul could do to fix it. I'm not going to link arms or find common ground with someone who hates everything that makes up the basis of Western civilization. These people have nothing to offer but selfish motives. And then in his apology platitudes, that's it.

[E]

We should all work together.

[A]

Really? Let me just tell you why that's stupid. Sometimes you need to work together. That's why I gave you the national borders versus state borders earlier. If Hitler were like, hey, come on.

[E]

We are stronger together than apart.

[A]

We'd be like, no, no, we don't want to be together with you. We're gonna fight you.

[B]

That's what they want though. They want us together. Right. That's why. That's why he says we're all facing the same struggle. No, we're not. No, you just say that when you want us to deal with your struggles.

[A]

Yes, exactly.

[B]

We have different struggles, bro.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Are you gonna. Are you gonna. We have the same struggle. You're also dealing with the potential war.

[A]

In the Pacific, right? Yeah.

[B]

Are you?

[A]

Are you?

[B]

No.

[A]

You sure? Do you share our values? No, you don't at all. Also, why does he have a lapel mic on a fork?

[C]

I.

[A]

That's.

[B]

I don't know, but I'm glad he's not using his hands like a monster.

[A]

Like, is he. Wow. Is he in like the Willy Wonka? B H. I don't understand what it's like.

[B]

One of those things like people, these influencers do. It's like a little thing they do to be cute and kind of funny.

[A]

Yeah, it's a.

[B]

It's a lack of actual joke writing.

[E]

Everything here is actually edible.

[A]

The schnozberries taste like schnozberries.

[E]

I'm going to eat my mic. If you want to see paradise, I'll simply have to eliminate you. Dins.

[B]

Whoa. Oh, my.

[E]

Because there's so many Nazis here, you can join Rumble Premium and we'll continue. It's only $99 a year, which you probably can't afford because you're American and you're fat. You can try it for $9.99 a month, but you don't get this mug. And we're going to continue to talk about this, but if not, you can just freeload and watch Tim Pool. You'll be watching him next. Tool Man. I'm still looking for an out. It would help if you just click the button at some point.