Transcript
Steven Crowder (0:00)
Welcome to the lineup Live. Welcome, viewers. Coming in from Vincente Bongino, army, glad to have you. 9:00am Eastern to 7:00pm Eastern. You don't need to change that dial. If you had a dial. Most of you have never seen a dial. Lot to get to today. Look, first, let me say slavery is bad, but Abby Phillips is worse. I'll make the case. And Israel is recruiting Americans to go fight for the war in Gaza. And of course, that's sort of lighting the Internet ablaze. We have some opinions on that. Also. D.C. this is a big one. D.C. d.C. The stats are in from the D.C. police. So fast. And record lowering of crime. Turns out it can work. And this administration, particularly Vance, MVP this week and Hegseth, are showing you exactly how to deal with leftist protesters. It's perfect. It's how people have not done it in the past because it lacks decorum. It's exactly how we should do it. My question for you is, who do you think is the funniest member of the administration? You got Hegseth, you got Vance, you got Miller. He's giving them a run for their money. Gosh, I don't know. I don't know. Except, you know, you'd put, like, Bondi, probably on the same playing field as Gallagher on with the show. What does overpaying on your taxes feel like? Yeah. Oh. Oh. Out of my way, nerd. Hey, stop right there. Stop right there. Free. I set free.
Nick DiPaolo (2:09)
About like that.
Steven Crowder (2:11)
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Ellie (3:11)
I'm doing very well. It's supposed to be cold. So we piss you off. You're a little better when you have, like, a slight.
Steven Crowder (3:15)
I don't like that simmering air. I don't like that it improves performance and that everyone just goes like, oh, wait. Steven seemed a little sleepy. Abby Phillips, slavery. And the man who's here today, you know him, you love him. You can watch him 6pm Eastern every day, weekdays on the Rumble lineup. Not on weekends, because, come on, we're not slaves. We'll talk about that. And September 18th, Hyenas Comedy Club, Dallas. September 19th, 20th in Salt Lake City, Utah. Wise guys. Nickdip.com for all his dates. Funniest man alive, Nick DiPaolu. How are you?
Nick DiPaolo (3:46)
This coffee I Got. I got to give the women credit. Yeah, it's really hot and delicious today.
Steven Crowder (3:51)
Good, good.
