Best of Macrodosing 2025 | Part 1

Summary

Macrodosing: “Best of Macrodosing 2025 | Part 1”

Podcast: Macrodosing with Arian Foster & PFT Commenter (Barstool Sports)
Release Date: December 29, 2025

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Episode Overview

This “Best of” episode offers a lively, winding collection of classic Macrodosing moments, highlighting the show’s signature blend of sports talk, life philosophies, quirky debates, and the crew’s undeniable chemistry. From dissecting sports road trips and locker room culture to pitching outlandish business ideas (flavored toenail polish, anyone?) to reminiscing over showers and team camaraderie, the episode is a sprawling, brain-tickling showcase of why fans keep coming back for more.

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Table of Contents

1. Milwaukee Road Trip & Bernie Brewer’s Slide
2. First Pitch Antics at the Brewers Game
3. Tiny Chef & Animation Tangent
4. Mighty Ducks: Gordon Bombay Debate
5. Big T’s Wedding Reveal & Bachelor Party Planning
6. RB GOAT Debate & The Running Back Shelf Life
7. Surgery Stories, Anesthesia, & Sports Injuries
8. Three History Mysteries You’d Solve at the Gates of Heaven
9. Texting Etiquette, Muting on Twitter, and Celebrity Numbers
10. Public Indecency at Yankee Stadium & Sex Tech
11. Edible Foot Spray: The New Business Venture
12. Showers, Team Culture, and Locker Room Psychology
13. Guest Bobby Bones: Macrodosing as Cultural Touchstone
14. Hanging With New Cultures and Food Adventures
15. Sports Debates & NFL QB Hotness Rankings

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Milwaukee Road Trip & Bernie Brewer’s Slide

00:13–09:21

• The crew recaps their “dad-style” road trip to Milwaukee for a Brewers-Braves game, cementing Big T’s “dad” status:
  • Notable Quotes:
    • “Right off the bat, he said, 'I want to get out of town before we get gas.'” — Jerry [02:15]
    • “You keep that on my directions.” — Big T scolding Arian for changing his nav [04:01]
    • The playlist wars—Big T’s Morgan Wallen overload and then switching to “Dreams and Nightmares” by Meek Mill for a vibe shift.
    • “After you got out of the car, we did a little King Von.” — Arian [07:33]
• Iconic visit to Bernie Brewer’s Slide, with MacKenzie “having the time of her life” [08:38].
  • “No, literally, I would. The after party of the wedding is at the slide.” — Mackenzie, on getting married near Bernie’s slide [09:02]

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First Pitch Antics at the Brewers Game

09:21–16:41

• Both Arian and PFT get to throw first pitches; unexpected twist when PFT is surprised by Yelich and has to throw too.
  • Arian had to work on throw mechanics with coaching from the crew.
  • “My arm was beating my body, and kept bouncing. So I just had to, like, flip the shoulders a little faster, let the body lead, and then I started doing darts.” — Arian on learning the throwing motion [10:17]
  • Calculated pitch speeds: “Aryan, you threw your first pitch 37.15 miles per hour… I threw my first pitch 53.43 miles per hour.” — Big T [16:00]
  • Discussion of pre-pitch nerves, thrown fits, childish outfits (“an all time 6 year old fit…” — Big T [13:48]).
  • The sausage race: PFT reluctantly dons the mascot suit and gets smoked.
    • “Some say I came in last place. Others say that I came in second to last place. You be the judge.” — PFT [17:25]

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Tiny Chef & Animation Tangent

20:17–25:29

• Jerry introduces everyone to the joy and heartbreak of “Tiny Chef,” a stop-motion social media/TV icon who was “killed off” by Nickelodeon.
  • “My maternal instinct is kicking in for this.” — Mackenzie (about Tiny Chef) [21:26]
  • “The quivering lips of Tiny Chef…the body language, the direction, where after he hangs up he tries to go back to cleaning and then he's so overwhelmed with grief...” — Eric [22:41]
  • They marvel at stop-motion’s emotional power and lament what AI will never replace.
    • “Practical effects just go to your brain better than special effects… There’s just a certain je ne sais quoi.” — Eric [24:11]

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Mighty Ducks: Gordon Bombay Debate

27:17–30:23

• Big T and Mad Dog McKenzie argue over whether Gordon Bombay is actually a good person or just the most “overrated guy of all time.”
  • “I hate Gordon Bombay. I think he's the most overrated guy of all time. To me he's… the antagonist…” — McKenzie [27:29]
  • They break down every questionable decision and redemption arc in the Mighty Ducks universe.

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Big T’s Wedding Reveal & Bachelor Party Planning

32:42–38:38

• Big T is getting married! Congratulations ring out and inevitable bachelor party plans (including matching “blooper” costumes and a cruise) are floated.
  • “I would love for most of my wedding to be as much a surprise to me as everyone else.” — Big T [36:02]
  • Bachelor party themes: Braves road trip, golf outings, group costumes, and much debate over Vegas vs. cruises.

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RB GOAT Debate & The Running Back Shelf Life

38:50–46:59

• Arian Foster leads a passionate and deeply informed discussion on the all-time best NFL running backs, drawing lines between longevity (Emmitt Smith) and peak talent (Barry Sanders, Chris Johnson).
  • “Running back is the hardest position to play. The evidence is you fizzle out fastest.” — Arian [44:10]
  • “No one has the highlight reel Barry Sanders has.” — Arian [42:03]
  • “Emmitt Smith. With Berry's line, I'm absolutely convinced of that. Emmitt Smith was unreal.” — Arian [39:45]

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Surgery Stories, Anesthesia, & Sports Injuries

47:00–52:00

• Multiple injury/surgery stories—Arian clocks fourteen major surgeries, Mad Dog’s anesthesia adventures, and the universal pleasure of “going under.”
  • “There’s very few great feelings on this earth, and heroin is one of them. When they put that morphine in and that anesthesia starts coming in…” — Arian [48:20]
  • Inescapable post-surgical horror stories and the truism: “Football's awesome, though.” — Jerry [47:23]

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Three History Mysteries You’d Solve at the Gates of Heaven

52:09–55:59

• If you could ask God for three real answers about history, what would they be?
  • Arian wants the truth about:
    1. The construction of the pyramids (“If it was some alien shit, that would be fire.” — Arian [52:46])
    2. Life on other planets
    3. The true assassin of Martin Luther King Jr.
  • Mackenzie just wants to know “the last time Aaron Rodgers spoke to his family” [54:46], referencing his famously icy family relationships.
  • Big T: “I think I'd want to be there November 2020, find out what happened at the ballot boxes.” [54:20]

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Texting Etiquette, Muting on Twitter, and Celebrity Numbers

56:28–59:56

• The team talks about how pro athletes handle constant text/fan solicitations and the etiquette (or lack thereof) in muting/not muting on social media.
  • “The walls you build to block out negativity will absolutely work, but you don’t get to be selective about what you block out—you also block out a lot of good.” — Arian, on muting [77:35]
  • The saga of Jersey Jerry getting Aaron Rodgers’ real number due to a mix-up.

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Public Indecency at Yankee Stadium & Sex Tech

61:36–68:57

• Reaction to a viral video of a (consensual?) sex act mid-game at Yankee Stadium.
  • “That’s just crossing the line, dog. That’s just crossing the line.” — Arian, on public indecency [62:33]

Sex Tech & Remote-Control Vibrators

• Arian reveals his fondness for remote-control vibrators, sparking psychoanalysis from Big T:
  • “It’s a power dynamic, for sure… I like knowing that she…doesn’t know when it’s coming.” — Arian [67:44]
  • “There’s nothing like spicing up your sex life, right?” — Arian [67:09]

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Edible Foot Spray: The New Business Venture

147:00–154:55

• Jerry pitches a “flavored nail polish/foot spray” for bedroom fun; the crew dives into the (sticky) logistics, branding, and market viability.
  • “I think that you’re looking at…maybe 100 grand to do it right.” — Big T [150:41]
  • *“All you can FEET” and “Feed Me Out”—possible brand names [152:10]
  • A startlingly real negotiation for 50% equity in Jerry's imaginary company [158:08]

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Showers, Team Culture, and Locker Room Psychology

163:05–193:21

• Lengthy, hilarious, and surprisingly anthropological investigation on why sports teams (especially football, baseball, and hockey) have communal, non-divided showers. Theories include:
  • “Suffering equals bonding” — Arian Foster [192:04]
  • Guest calls to confirm:
    • “The vibes of a shower is like, the best vibes in the world.” — Max, baseball [169:32]
    • “Post-game showers... That was like, integral to the college basketball experience.” — Mark Titus [175:37]
    • Hockey (Biz): “I would have my suit on and after the game, the ends would be like, alright, we're going to the shower. And like, I would take my suit off and then we would go and shower. So yeah.” [185:14]
    • Golf = always dividers. "That usually means that's a very nice club." — Max Homa via text [191:24]
  • Bez from Spittin Chiclets lists slang terms for genitalia and commends locker room “piss bombs” for morale [193:06].
• Honest and hilarious dissection of white guy vs. black guy humor in the shower/locker room and the unique male socialization of sports teams.

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Guest Bobby Bones: Macrodosing as Cultural Touchstone

135:03–145:21

• Bobby Bones, country radio fixture, reveals himself as a mega-fan of Macrodosing and gives heartfelt praise:
  • “All three of you represent a part of me…Big T comes from where I come from…Arian says things that I feel or didn't even realize I felt yet…” — Bobby Bones [136:02]
  • He explains how the crew’s chemistry, open-minded debates, and humor help “get [him] through the morning.”
  • Ends with a relatable "how you know you've made it" list:
    1. Always have batteries in the house
    2. Can buy four tires at once
    3. Own multiple pairs of AirPods [144:21]

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Hanging With New Cultures and Food Adventures

100:43–113:17

• Jerry expands his friend group, sharing stories of learning about Indian and Palestinian culture, food, and hospitality.
  • “Great groups of guys, the Indians and the Palestine's. Palestine guys were really, really nice people.” — Jerry [108:12]

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Sports Debates & NFL QB Hotness Rankings

121:16–133:42/ 159:17–161:10

• Spirited debates abound:
  • QB hotness rankings: Jalen Hurts, Sam Hartman (aka “Gaston”), Jimmy G, Tom Brady, and more.
  • “Is he the most attractive quarterback?” — Arian Foster [159:43]
• “If you hit a hole in one, but it’s off your second tee shot, does it count?” (The group is divided.)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “I would love for most of my wedding to be as much as a surprise to me as everyone else.” — Big T [36:02]
• “Running back is the hardest position to play. The evidence is you fizzle out fastest.” — Arian Foster [44:10]
• “There's very few great feelings on this earth, and heroin is one of them. When they put that morphine in and that anesthesia starts coming in…” — Arian Foster [48:20]
• “You keep that on my directions.” — Big T [04:01]
• “Suffering equals bonding.” — Arian Foster [192:04]
• “All three of you represent a part of me.” — Bobby Bones [136:02]
• “I'm gonna respect my community, but I'm still getting my kink off.” — Arian Foster [66:34]
• “Peak white—this is crazy.” — Arian Foster, reflecting on century of locker room pranks [193:17]

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Final Thoughts

This “Best of” episode is a perfect encapsulation of Macrodosing’s irreverent, thoughtful, and chaotic DNA—equal parts deep-dive, dick jokes, life advice, and thought experiments. Whether dissecting the nuances of RB greatness, puzzling over why sports showers lack dividers, starting a (doomed?) flavored foot spray company, or sharing the pure joy of a baseball road trip, the crew’s chemistry and wit make even the most outlandish topics feel vital.

“If you haven’t listened, you should. And if you have, you’ll want to hang with these guys. Maybe not in the shower, though.”

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[Time Stamps for Core Segments]

• Milwaukee Road Trip: 00:13–09:21
• First Pitch Antics: 09:21–16:41
• Tiny Chef Saga: 20:17–25:29
• Mighty Ducks Beef: 27:17–30:23
• Big T Gets Married: 32:42–38:38
• RB GOAT Debate: 38:50–46:59
• Surgery/Anesthesia: 47:00–52:00
• Heaven's 3 Questions: 52:09–55:59
• Texting Etiquette: 56:28–59:56
• Yankee Stadium Kinks: 61:36–68:57
• Edible Foot Spray: 147:00–154:55
• Showers & Team Bonding: 163:05–193:21
• Bobby Bones Guest: 135:03–145:21

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Transcript

[Arian Foster]

Foreign.

[Big T]

We're back in studio. Aryan is live. Aaron's always live, but he's live in studio now. We had a, a great, great trip up to Milwaukee, Wisconsin on Monday. Went up there for the Brewers Braves game. Y Braves clocked them.

[Arian Foster]

It wasn't a good showing, but that wasn't what the day was about, really.

[Big T]

The day was about friendship.

[Arian Foster]

Day was about bonding with the new organization that, you know, showed a lot of love.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Big T]

And they did show a lot of love to you up there.

[Arian Foster]

To you too.

[Big T]

Yeah, yeah. It was very cool to see, to see the stadium for the first time. And they were great hosts. We went down Bernie slide, which I was, I was a little bit afraid to do because it, it's killed people before. It's got a body count. No, it, it just doesn't. It just injured that, that Los Angeles Dodgers reporter broke like his, his collarbone, his ribs, maybe that.

[Arian Foster]

To be fair, that was user error.

[Big T]

Yeah. After going down the slide, I, I question how stupid you have to be to get severely injured on that slide.

[Arian Foster]

I, I ain't gonna call the man stupid. I'm just gonna be like, something's wrong.

[Jerry]

I'm impressed he was able to even one slide all the way to that wall.

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

Forced still to break your collarbone.

[Arian Foster]

I don't know why you would take it shoulder first.

[Jerry]

Yeah, yeah, it was. He, he, he didn't brace himself properly, but that's okay.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Big T]

I hope he's doing well though, you know, but we had a great road trip up there. All of us went up and Big T was gracious enough to man the wheel and to drive us up and back. We appreciate that, Big T. You're welcome.

[Jerry]

I, I enjoyed being in, in charge of the car.

[Big T]

I could tell you. You did enjoy being in charge of the car. You are already like a 47, 48 year old dad of three.

[Jerry]

I've been telling you that for years.

[Big T]

I know, and I believe it 100% now. In fact, I, I made a, a list of things that Big T said on the road trip that are the most. Dad. Things that he said not. He did not know that I was taking notes on what he said right off the bat. He said, come on, I want to get out of town before we get gas.

[Jerry]

Well, the gas stations that are in Chicago are difficult to maneuver and I wanted to get into the suburbs before we stop for gas and, but we needed gas.

[Big T]

Okay. There was that also before we left. We're fixing to be late.

[Arian Foster]

We're fixing and Big we're not close to Being late.

[Big T]

Big T was in the car two minutes before the call time to the car.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

He said, we need to be in the car. Wheels up, 1:30.

[Jerry]

I said. I said, we all agreed we were leaving at 1:30. I was in the car at 1:28. I find that remarkably reasonable.

[Big T]

And then he starts panicking, being like, where is everybody? Why aren't they here? It starts FaceTiming. Aran was.

[Jerry]

Y' all came 130. 131. 132. It' 130.

[Big T]

Pretty good.

[Jerry]

It's 136. We're sitting there, no area. And he was just golfing away on the simulator. Had no clue we were supposed to be leaving. So that was justified.

[Arian Foster]

I didn't know anything about the time we were supposed to leave.

[Jerry]

Yeah, we discussed it in here.

[Big T]

But I discussed. Big T said, 1:30. And we were like, okay. And that was the discussion.

[Arian Foster]

See, I probably wasn't paying attention.

[Big T]

Yeah, it's fine. 130. 135 is fine to leave if you say 130. I agree with that. Big T also said, come on, these pigeons are fixing to get run over because there were birds that were in the road when we were leaving the parking lot.

[Jerry]

That wasn't an exclamation. It was just more of a statement of the pigeons were not moving. And I was like, I'm. I'm gonna. I'll run you over.

[Big T]

That's a good point. It was not an I. I put the wrong inflection on that.

[Arian Foster]

I don't wanna.

[Big T]

I don't want to misinterpret that quote.

[Jerry]

That was just a statement of fact.

[Big T]

It's more like those pigeons are fixed to get run over.

[Jerry]

By the way, all of these. We have not left the parking lot yet.

[Big T]

Yep. So then we get on the road and Aryan is trying to work the nav screen to put on. He's trying to hack Big T's playlist and put on a different song. And Big T just goes, you keep that on my directions.

[Jerry]

Fair.

[Big T]

Yep. Then we were driving. Big T was in the left lane, the passing lane, and there were cars that were passing us on the right. And we were telling Big T, yo this lanes for passing Big T. And he said, the speed limit is 55.

[Jerry]

And I was going like 65.

[Big T]

I've got the direct quote here. Okay, I'll read you the direct quote.

[Jerry]

Okay.

[Big T]

The speed limit's 55. I'm going 61. I'm going six over the speed limit. And you're complaining.

[Jerry]

Perfectly reasonable. Also, the only reason I was in the left lane was because this was immediately after we got onto the highway. Y', all, it been 90 seconds.

[Big T]

Yep. Then he said, I'm not stopping for the bathroom, and I'm certainly not stopping for a Cheese Castle.

[Jerry]

Y' all wanted to go to some Cheese Castle in Wisconsin, which, had we had more time, I would have been happy to stop. I may not have been happy to stop. I would have.

[Arian Foster]

That ended up being a good call.

[Jerry]

Correct.

[Arian Foster]

We were there a little earlier, and then they let us all go down the slide.

[Jerry]

Yes, you. So if given the choice between Bernie Brewer's slide and the Cheese Castle, I feel like we made the right call.

[Big T]

It's just for me, if I'm driving down the road and I see a cheese Castle, I would come hell or high water.

[Jerry]

Under different circumstances, we would have experienced the Cheese Castle.

[Big T]

Yeah. And then after we left, Big T goes. Because we were trying to get him to stop at Quick Trip on the way back.

[Jerry]

The fake Quick Trip, it should be noted, Kwik, not the real Quick Trip for those who know qt.

[Big T]

So we're trying to stop at the Quick Trip and Big T Goes, your behavior over the course of the next 45 minutes will determine whether or not we stop at the Quick Trip.

[Jerry]

And luckily for y', all, you were good enough to warrant a stop at the Quick Trip.

[Big T]

Also, Big T curated a playlist, which I. I got to give credit. The playlist is pretty solid. I. I thought it was a good road trip playlist. I could have done with maybe like one or two dozen fewer Morgan Wallen songs.

[Jerry]

But I told you, you. You hit Light Wallen on the way up there.

[Big T]

I.

[Jerry]

There was going to be more coming back.

[Big T]

Conservatively speaking, I'd say that we had eight, maybe nine Morgan Wallen songs.

[Jerry]

Oh, more than that.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

I'll count right now.

[Big T]

I'll tell you, there was a good amount of. Of MW on there.

[Arian Foster]

There was. It wasn't until Nightfell, and we were well into. On the way back where we heard some bass.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

But that's when we needed it.

[Big T]

Yeah, that is true.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Big T]

That's what we needed to wait. He ended up.

[Arian Foster]

He switched up the whole vibe, played Dreams and Nightmares.

[Big T]

That's true.

[Arian Foster]

By meek.

[Jerry]

Only 11 walling on there.

[Big T]

Got it.

[Mackenzie]

Only.

[Big T]

That's a lot.

[Jerry]

That's not. I would have guessed it was 15 or more.

[Big T]

That's a decent amount of Morgan.

[Arian Foster]

And then we detoured. Drop PFC off.

[Jerry]

Yeah. PFT made us go out of our way to drop him off. At his front door.

[Big T]

Hang on one second. Hang on one second. Now you switched it up. You did put on Dreams Nightmares, which change up the vibe on the way back, which was needed, I think. But the reason why he, he put on that song is because it reminded him of a Tennessee football game against Vanderbilt.

[Jerry]

No, I told a store, first of all, we lost that game. It's not a happy memory. Secondly, I told the story.

[Arian Foster]

Was that. Oh, five.

[Jerry]

No, this was.

[Arian Foster]

They lost after us.

[Jerry]

Oh, yeah, dude, this was2017 or 18.

[Arian Foster]

18.

[Jerry]

18.

[Arian Foster]

I didn't know that they got us that night.

[Big T]

It's gotta be post Dreams Nightmares coming out. When did that song come out? 2014.

[Jerry]

I was gonna guess before that.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, maybe 11 or 12.

[Big T]

It's a great song. I, I regrettably have to admit that's a fantastic song.

[Jerry]

After you got out of the car, we, we did a little King Von.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, yeah, we did King Vaughn till we got back.

[Big T]

I was so mad when I got out because as I'm getting out, you guys both said, it's King Vaughn hours.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

And I was like, that's gonna be, that's gonna be a great ride home.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

And then I honked and you. Yeah, definitely flinched.

[Big T]

I flinched a little bit. So I, I don't think it's, it's too out of bounds for me to, to have said that. Like, on the way back, I was like, big T, don't be crazy. If you just like took this exit and then dropped me off by my house and then you went back to the office. I, I didn't ask you to do. I said it'd be crazy.

[Jerry]

It was crazy.

[Big T]

It was crazy. It was probably what, like a all in, six minute detour? We were there in back three minutes.

[Jerry]

Remember when you said that and we were on the highway. We were six minutes from the office after we dropped you off, which took an additional five. We were eight minutes away.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

So it was probably close to a 10 minute excursion.

[Big T]

I appreciate it. So, yeah, it was a great road trip up there. And then we get up to the stadium, they have us do Bernie slide, which was a real treat. I've never heard MacKenzie laugh as much as I did when she was on a slide. She was having the time of her life.

[Mackenzie]

It was the best.

[Big T]

Yeah, you had a great time on there. I took a video. I don't think I sent that to the group, but there's a video where you're going down the slide and it's like a blind corner so you can't see the person until they reach the home stretch of the slide. And I just heard Mackenzie laughing, just giggling for, like, five seconds until she comes into view, just laughing her head off. Had a fantastic time. I think you said that like you want to get married by the slide.

[Mackenzie]

No, literally, I would. The after party of the wedding is at the slide.

[Big T]

Is that the slide? Then we took a little. Little stroll down to the tailgate, and we. We got to chop it up with some people that were tailgating there. That's what's great about the Brewer stadium is there's a tailgate parking lot where people pull up with grills and coolers and stuff. Arian had a couple spotted cows. I did enjoyed them.

[Jerry]

I did.

[Big T]

I enjoyed them also. Then we. We walked back and go down to the field where we're waiting to see Arian throw his first pitch. Aaron had been practicing all day, too. We brought out the.

[Arian Foster]

All day's a stretch.

[Big T]

Big T. And you were working for a couple of.

[Arian Foster]

I threw a couple of them things.

[Big T]

How did you feel at the office when you were getting warmed up?

[Arian Foster]

I feel like Big T helped because it was. There was. There was a technical error. You know what I mean? Like, it's. It's technical, and I didn't really understand what I was doing wrong.

[Big T]

The mechanics.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, the mechanics of throwing. It's. It's kind of similar to throwing a football, but it's. It's a little different because of, you know, the weight distribution, all that, whatever, and so once we figured out what I was doing wrong, what was it? My. My arm was beating my body.

[Jerry]

Yeah, you were just. You were moving your arm too quick and then pulling it down, and that's why.

[Arian Foster]

And kept bouncing. And so I just had to, like, flip the shoulders a little faster, let the body lead, and then I started doing darts.

[Big T]

You were throwing some darts? Yeah, Big T was throwing some darts.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Big T got an arm.

[Jerry]

I might need to get back on the mound.

[Big T]

You want to talk about darts? You were. You were humming that sucker in there, throwing strikes.

[Jerry]

I just wanted. I. I need to know how hard I was throwing.

[Big T]

We do have a radar gun.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, y' all do.

[Jerry]

Do we really?

[Big T]

I think so. I don't know if it's still in the office. We used to have one. Oh, I also. I don't know if it's calibrated or not, but. But yeah, at one point, we did have one. But yeah, Big T was very impressive. In fact, I thought it was like getting an Arian's head. How much better you were in the warmups, but no Aryan. When you got there.

[Arian Foster]

I can see this.

[Big T]

When you got there, I could tell you were locked in. Got to see. Got to see your buddy Bourbon. Bourbon. Yeah, that's my dog down on the field. Who did you meet?

[Arian Foster]

Let's see. Sal Freich. Rights to rain. I met Yelich. Oh. I met Jackson.

[Jerry]

Cheerio.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was cool. Cause that's my dog.

[Big T]

And then we. We were waiting out there for Aaron to throw his first pitch, and then I got a little surprised when Christian Yelich came out with a baseball and put in my hand and said, you're throwing 12 PFT. Which I. I fully expected this type of subterfuge and sneakery from Big T and Aryan. But the fact that Mad Dog and McKenzie kept this a secret, I was very disappointed in the two of you. Very, very disappointed.

[Mackenzie]

I was so excited to keep that secret secret.

[Big T]

Now, I. I was, like, a little bit nervous because I. I was not expecting to do that, but I was also. I wanted Aryan to, like, get this. We're making the Aryan trip, so I want to make sure it was cool with him.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah, it was a very much, like, good guy, pft moment.

[Big T]

Well, I mean, this is. This is Aryan Squad Ride or die with the brewers facts. And. And I also felt a little bit extra nervous because all day long, I had been telling Aaron that he's going to bounce it.

[Arian Foster]

No.

[Big T]

Excuse me? I've been saying you're. You're definitely not going to bounce it. No bounces.

[Arian Foster]

You wanted me to bounce.

[Big T]

I wanted you to bounce it pretty bad. Yeah. And so I'd been talking to him, be like, if it were me throwing, I'd. I'd throw it 72 miles per hour right down the dick.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

I'd whip back a fastball, and I was kind of talking to you, challenging you to throw it harder, and then uno reverse card. I had to do it, too.

[Jerry]

Yep.

[Big T]

But it was nervous. I was a little bit nervous in the moment just because, like, mostly because I've been talking so much to you beforehand.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

I was hoping you that.

[Big T]

I know, I know, but that's how. That's how buddies root for each other.

[Arian Foster]

100.

[Big T]

Right. Like, I wasn't gonna be like, come on, Aaron, you can do this.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. No, that's whack.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Big T]

I'm so proud of you.

[Mackenzie]

That was us.

[Big T]

Yeah. So then we go out there, we throw our first pitches, and no bounces.

[Arian Foster]

No bounces.

[Big T]

No bounces. On this podcast, this was a little high. That you don't, you, you don't know how tall the batter would have been, where the strike zone would be. I do.

[Arian Foster]

He'd have been taller than you.

[Big T]

That's true. That's the other thing is I, I looked very small on that mound. I think I saw the video and when Mad Dog took the video or McKenzie from, you know, the, the first baseline, theirs was like way more zoomed out than it was when Aryan went to the mound. And I'm looking at myself, I'm like, surely I'm going to start to appear bigger at some point when I go out there. And I think they zoomed out as I was going out there and I, I looked like a tiny speck of a human being. And just a, an all time 6 year old fit that I was wearing.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, that fit was. And you, you walked around Milwaukee with the Aryan Foster shirt on.

[Big T]

Yeah, I was rocking the Arian Foster because I'm there to support my boy. It's a great, great shirt. The old school, like, airbrush style Arian Foster shirt. And, and so I'm rocking that. And then they gave us all jerseys, all uniforms to wear, so I put that on. And then they gave us the giant straw hats to put on too. And so now I'm wearing a combination of like a swimsuit, my airbrushed Arian Foster T shirt, an unbuttoned Christian yellow jersey, and a giant straw hat that you would use to like pick agave.

[Arian Foster]

Man had all the different kind of fabrics.

[Big T]

Yeah, it was. Even for me, who's like, I'm an all time bad fit guy. This was maybe the worst that I've, that I've seen.

[Mackenzie]

Max Talente tweeted. He was like, it only makes sense for PFT to throw his first, first pitch in the most PFT outfit of all time.

[Big T]

It was completely by accident, but, Aaron, you went out there. I, I, you did not throw yours high like I did. Your, yours was a legit strike.

[Arian Foster]

I threw a strike.

[Big T]

It was a strike about.

[Arian Foster]

It was soft.

[Jerry]

25 miles an hour.

[Arian Foster]

It was not 25. It was way more than 25.

[Jerry]

So what, how, how hard do you think you threw it?

[Arian Foster]

It was a good 40.

[Jerry]

You lobbed it, which is, is, is fine. That's all we needed. Hey, hey, it, it was in the strike zone.

[Arian Foster]

They won't remember the lob. They would remember the bounce.

[Jerry]

100. I agree.

[Big T]

That's true. Now I, I had Quigs look at the videos of you and I, okay? And calculate the speed, the miles per hour, okay. On the Pitch. And now this is the miles per hour, I guess, over the course of the pitch. That's how he did the math. You definitely did.

[Arian Foster]

You.

[Mark Titus]

You.

[Arian Foster]

You. You kind of went after it well.

[Big T]

So the. The. The miles per hour that he gave me, it's like if you took the average miles per hour of the pitch. That's what it is. It's not like added.

[Arian Foster]

You're talking physics now.

[Big T]

Yeah. In baseball, for a pitcher.

[Jerry]

Big.

[Big T]

Where do they measure the.

[Jerry]

Well, you know, this is a controversy. So all the old pitchers claim that when they were throwing, it was clocked at home plate. And now they say it's clocked out of the hand.

[Big T]

So it's faster out of hand. Okay. All right. So this is the average miles per hour for each pitch. Aryan, you threw your first pitch. 37.15 miles per hour. I was close. Okay.

[Arian Foster]

It was close.

[Jerry]

Okay.

[Big T]

I threw my first pitch. 53.43 miles per hour.

[Arian Foster]

You put a little stink on there.

[Big T]

Which might be 72 kilometers per hour. Maybe.

[Jerry]

Might be. Or is.

[Big T]

Might be.

[Jerry]

Okay.

[Big T]

I don't know. Maybe. I. I think that might even be a little bit. It was not 72, but that was a great time. It was a fantastic experience. And then the food was pretty good, too.

[Jerry]

That's 85 kilometers.

[Big T]

85 kilometers per hour. It sounds way cool. And how fast was Aran's in kilometers per hour?

[Jerry]

His was 37.

[Big T]

His was 37.15.

[Jerry]

59.

[Big T]

59. I like that kph.

[Arian Foster]

I'm going go with that. 59 kilometers per hour.

[Big T]

It sounds way better when you're putting in kph. Run it. So, yeah, it was. It was a good road trip, the game, you know. Congrats to your Braves.

[Jerry]

Yep. The one game they've won in the last week and a half or so.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Which is wild. We needed that.

[Big T]

Chris Sale had a great game.

[Jerry]

He's a monster.

[Big T]

Then they asked me to run in the sausage race, which I did. We don't have to talk about that. Not my best performance. Whatever.

[Arian Foster]

Got smoked.

[Big T]

I did get smoked. I. But I also wasn't trying to run super fast because I. Once you put that sausage on. Yeah, it's so top heavy, and if you fall, you're gonna get hurt. And everybody else in that race was like a 21 year old marketing intern, like, spry collegiate athlete looking. So I was like, I'm just gonna try to not get hurt on this.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

I. Some say I came in last place. Others say that I came in second to last place. You be the judge But I just didn't get hurt. And then you guys were holding the. The finish line. Whatever the sausage was that came in first place was fast as.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, he was. He was moving, though. Yeah, Man's was moving.

[Big T]

I do want to give a shout out to Macrodosian Nate Macro do.

[Arian Foster]

Is that a parking lot?

[Big T]

Yeah. Brought us maybe the best present that we could ever.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, that was lit.

[Big T]

Yeah, he. He rolled up there and had I don't know how many dollars worth, but probably. So there were three of these packs.

[Jerry]

Oh, more.

[Big T]

Right.

[Jerry]

Five or six of those.

[Big T]

I'm going to guess, like maybe $250 worth of Touch Tune credits at least. Maybe maybe $400 worth of Touch soon credits.

[Jerry]

So. No, that's five cred cards. There's probably 30 in there.

[Big T]

I'd say that probably like 25 in here.

[Jerry]

All right, so that's 100 and 25 credits. And there were like six of those packs.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

So like 800. So we got all the touch tunes credit cost.

[Big T]

Yeah. It's just. What an incredible gift that was. And then when I was. I was talking with Christian, Christian Yellich down on the field a little bit before the first pitch, and there was a group of fans starting a chant going behind him, just saying, home run Derby. Home Run Derby. And Christian looks at us, he goes, this is every game for me. It was.

[Jerry]

You go. They start chanting, derby, Derby. He just goes every night.

[Big T]

Now, I don't think Christian is like super pumped about the fact that his Home Run Derby performance potentially would be so linked with me and Big Cat performing analingus on each other, but his teammates sure are, because like, every Brewer's. Every Brewer that I saw was like, he's gonna be the Home Run Derby. He's gonna win all. They're all rooting for. They're a bunch of. It's the most perverted team in baseball. Bunch of sickos. But it was very nice.

[Arian Foster]

What are you gonna do, though?

[Big T]

I'm not gonna think about it.

[Jerry]

We're only a few weeks away from them announcing who's in it.

[Big T]

He's not gonna be it. He's not gonna be it.

[Arian Foster]

That's.

[Big T]

I'm just.

[Arian Foster]

And you know, if he's in it, you gonna go.

[Big T]

I don't know.

[Jerry]

You know. Oh, if he's in it, we're going because it's in Atlanta.

[Eric]

Yeah, I gotta.

[Jerry]

It.

[Bobby Bones]

Pull.

[Jerry]

Look there. You know, there are people at Major League Baseball that are aware of this.

[Big T]

And they're probably not happy about. I think it probably makes them less Likely to put Christian yellow.

[Jerry]

I think it would be the most watched Home Run Derby, 1998.

[Big T]

I don't think that baseball cares about that. I think they.

[Jerry]

You think baseball doesn't care how many people are watching the Home Run Derby?

[Big T]

It's called America's pastime, not America's ass time.

[Jerry]

Maybe not for much longer.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

I did have one more thing that I wanted to talk to y' all about. And y' all like, I can't imagine know what this is because I didn't until two hours ago. Madeline.

[Eric]

I, I only knew this through social media. Go ahead, man.

[Jerry]

Do your, do your children know. Know who this is?

[Eric]

No. I was not aware that this was a television.

[Jerry]

Okay. Mad Dog, Tiny Chef. Are you familiar with the Tiny Chef?

[Mackenzie]

I just watched the video 15 minutes ago. I die for Tiny.

[Jerry]

So for those also unfamiliar, Tiny Chef seems to. The titular character seems to be exactly as he's described.

[Eric]

He's a tiny felt chef. Stop motion animation.

[Jerry]

Correct. He lives in a tree stump. Yeah. And he has several friends with whom he makes delicious recipes. And it really.

[Eric]

And it's interesting.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

He's a broke ass Keeble Ralph.

[Eric]

It's similar.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Eric]

But it's, it's, it's. They use real food. Like he'll have like a. He'll have like a, like a true life size like jalapeno that then he'll chop up and make. And it just. The animation is fucking spectacular.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Eric]

I only knew them through Instagram and they have like 5 million followers. So I thought that was like. I thought this was just like a giant account that that's what they made their money from. But I guess they've had a Nickelodeon television show.

[Mackenzie]

My. My maternal instinct is kicking in for this.

[Jerry]

I know. Yeah. So Tiny Chef just released an episode or a clip or something where he receives a phone call from network executives at Nickelodeon who essentially inform him he's being killed, that he will. He will be removed from the network. And he. He asks what's going to happen to his friends. It's the most unbelievable video I've ever seen.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Can we hire Tiny Chef?

[Jerry]

I. We absolutely should.

[Mackenzie]

I want to get a Tiny Chef. I want to see if they have stuffed animals that are Tiny Chef because you guys know or Big T knows. I'm a jelly cat person. I think a Tiny Chef would be right up my ass.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Can you imagine, Chef Donnie?

[Arian Foster]

A Tiny Chef collaboration.

[Big T]

Oh my God.

[Mackenzie]

Wait, look at. I found him with a life jacket. I'm gonna send it to you.

[Eric]

I've got A million ideas.

[Jerry]

You seem very, you seem like you've loved Tiny Chef. I've watched him. I've watched one live. Okay.

[Mackenzie]

Do your kids like him?

[Eric]

No, that's. I don't even think they know about him. I should show them Tiny. The thing that I love, though. I am a massive fan of stop motion animation and the quality of this stop motion is unreal in this, in this canceling video. The quivering lips of Tiny Chef, the, the body language, the, the direction where after he hangs up, he tries to go back to cleaning. And then he's so overwhelmed with grief that he has to sit down and sob.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Makes Rudolph look like, I mean, it is.

[Eric]

It, it really captures an unbelievable amount of emotion in this tiny little felt alien. It's, it's unreal.

[Jerry]

How long does something like that take? Or do you have any idea?

[Eric]

I, I mean, there are so the Netflix Pinocchio made by Guillermo del Toro was made by a Mexican stop animation thing. And like I say there, I want to say there's like this one 30 second clip of the monkey running to the surface and it took like four months or something. Like, I, I feel like you have to have multiple teams.

[Jerry]

Where.

[Eric]

I don't know about Tiny Chef, but if you make a movie now, I feel like you have to have multiple teams working on different scenes almost constantly. But I don't know for sure. Don't quote me on that. These very ballpark figures.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

So this is if it's, if you have to have multiple teams. We can't get AI to just make tiny Chefs.

[Eric]

I mean, you, so this is.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Okay, so you watch, you obviously chop a jalapeno.

[Eric]

It's awesome.

[Jerry]

It's awesome.

[Eric]

So I'm sure I could, I wonder.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Jalapenos, like the size of a fan noodle.

[Eric]

Would we, would we have the, the, the, the Uncanny Valley effect to where like I, I, I think there's like when, when I watch movies, if something like, I think that practical effects just go to your brain better than special effects. Like if you, if you have a, if you have a spaceship model that you have made and you film that, I feel like that clicks with your brain on a better level than like a really high res CGI spaceship. Even the most top quality. So I would wonder if you were to AI Tiny Chef videos, would there be a certain je ne sais quoi missing from it?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

This is fake.

[Eric]

That when it translates. Yeah, I don't know.

[Jared]

I don't know.

[Eric]

Because even like Mandalorian was doing something interesting where they were making the 3D model. They were making models in real life of the ships. And then they would scan them and use those scans. And I. I kind of found that I like them better for that. But maybe, maybe I'm. Maybe I'm just convincing myself with that because I love miniatures. I don't know.

[Arian Foster]

It's tough to say. Shout out. Tiny Chef, though.

[Eric]

You Nickelodeon.

[Jerry]

I'm very disappointed now. And I didn't know he existed two hours ago.

[Eric]

Did y' all watch Nick Jr. Growing up?

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

Like, Franklin was more of a Disney Channel guy myself.

[Eric]

You remember Rupert, the white bear with a red scarf? He's a little UK bear. Random cartoon no one ever talks about.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Maybe I didn't shout out rer.

[Jerry]

What channel was. So you grew up in Atlanta. Okay. What channel was Nickelodeon and Disney for you?

[Eric]

Maybe like 30 or 32, three. I can't remember exactly. It's been a long time.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That was our espn.

[Eric]

Really? My.

[Jerry]

Ours was a.

[Eric]

No, I think I'm thinking Louisiana. Channels 35. I. I don't remember.

[Jerry]

Mine were. Nick was 63. Disney was 64.

[Eric]

That's actually what it was.

[Jerry]

Really?

[Eric]

That's a thousand. That's a thousand percent, I think. 33. I think that's Louisiana. Channels I just listed. But yes, I, I. Now I remember that.

[Jerry]

I love that because I hear these people say Disney Channel was 2, 254 and all this stuff. No, no. 254. Well, direct.

[Eric]

DirecTV would be like. Yeah, I think, like, Nick. It was like 290.

[Jerry]

Yeah, they were rich.

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Eric]

Which, I mean, you know, I was a silver spoon little. My old man played in the league, so I did.

[Big T]

I didn't know that.

[Eric]

Yeah, I grew up very privileged.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Eric]

He played quarterback for the Saints and Falcons for a long time. 15 years.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Bobby A.

[Eric]

Bear is your dad?

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Eric]

Yeah. Hell yeah. Oh, there we go.

[Arian Foster]

With a feather.

[Jerry]

Dude, I did not know a bear.

[Big T]

I didn't.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Honestly, I didn't know your last name.

[Jerry]

So.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, no, that's your T. Bob to me.

[Eric]

He. Yeah.

[Big T]

God damn.

[Eric]

He's gonna be. He's gonna be in town in a couple of weeks. I'm gonna make him come through the studios and do the, do the, do the car washes.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

So. There was also a goalie for the Ducks, Gay Bear. Guillot Bear. I loved Gay Bear. So when I found out about Bobby A Bear, I'm like, I love Bobby Bear, bro.

[Eric]

When we did a. When I was a little kid, I don't know how this got set up. We did A. They did a jersey swap ceremony where before the game we got to like go to a Duck aver. Like took all the pictures swapping jerseys. I got a Paul Korea and Timu Solani signed stick.

[Arian Foster]

Damn. It was.

[Jerry]

It was.

[Eric]

It was one of my favorite memory. And I like love the Mighty Ducks at the time.

[Mark Titus]

They.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I don't know why they just don't go back to those jerseys because they have the worst jerseys in the league. Those ones from that era, they were awesome. They were incredible.

[Eric]

I had this Mighty Duck stuffed animal from that night that I kept forever.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That was a cartoon. I watched you watch the Mighty Ducks.

[Jerry]

Oh, the cartoon one. No, stop.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I did.

[Jerry]

Because those movies are like, Mighty Ducks is maybe my favorite Disney movie.

[Big T]

They're great.

[Jerry]

But the cartoon.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I got something to say.

[Jerry]

You're not going to like mockery. Don't say.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I hate the coach.

[Jerry]

I hate the Gordon Bombay. Explain that.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I hate Gordon Bombay. I think he's the most overrated guy of all time. To me he's like, explain the antagonist alcoholic number one.

[Jerry]

Yeah. Yeah. It's a redemption.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Hold on.

[Jerry]

To become a better man. Hold on.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

You're going to learn that from a guy who the.

[Jerry]

The.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

His player's mom and then leaves her to go play in the minor league.

[Jerry]

Fell in love. They did not. He was taking advantage of a single mom.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That guy.

[Jerry]

He's.

[Big T]

Oh.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

And he's like, I know.

[Jerry]

I know how thick the ice is.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

So I can drive my limb.

[Arian Foster]

You did not know that you endangered those.

[Jerry]

Children'S lives.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Then as they're going through, he has like a little. He tries to get everybody to cheat. And then he has a mental breakdown and he has to go skate by himself. He misses a game.

[Big T]

He.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

He does the exact same pattern of behavior in Mighty Ducks 2 where he's fucking the Icelandic, the enemy. He's fucking their team doctor or whatever. And then he disappears. And they almost had to forfeit a game because he was so reckless. And they had to have the tutor come down and coach as an adult. And then Charlie ran the bench. He was a horrible, horrible coach.

[Jerry]

But he became a better man when. At the end of the first. At the end of the two week tournament when they're talking about Mighty Ducks too.

[Arian Foster]

So he.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

So was he a better man because he did all the same in Mighty Ducks too.

[Jerry]

It's a human failure in redemption story.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Over and over. No lessons learned.

[Jerry]

Gordon Bombay there but for the grace of God go I.

[Eric]

You know, you can't skip games.

[Jerry]

Can't.

[Arian Foster]

Not as A head coach.

[Eric]

Right. You can't be missing.

[Jerry]

He was an alcoholic criminal. He had. He had to learn how to be a better guy.

[Eric]

Knuckle putt time.

[Jerry]

Yeah. You're telling me you don't watch the locker room scene in Mighty Ducks to get a little.

[Eric]

When he takes off the USA jersey.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

For the self glorification of Gordon Bombay. Guess what? We're all Ducks now.

[Jerry]

We're gonna throw the United States flag in the trash. I'd actually forgotten about that. We're gonna put on dial.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

It seems like you love these movies.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I hate Gordon Bombay.

[Jerry]

He loves the movies.

[Eric]

Obviously he doesn't like D3.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I mean I was a prep school kid, so I found that very.

[Eric]

Is that where they go to. Is that where they're at colleges?

[Jerry]

Prep school.

[Eric]

And Charlie joins the. He. He joins.

[Jerry]

Probably. Yeah.

[Eric]

He gets called the diversity. Right. And they. The rest don't.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Or like Adam Banks got called up.

[Eric]

Or Ben Banks not. Sorry, Banks.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Banks was a star.

[Jerry]

I honestly haven't seen three.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Charlie quit the team. I wonder where he learned that behavior. Then he's like, I finally have a male role model.

[Jerry]

He's my mom.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, wait.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Now he's trying to chase out his own dreams.

[Jerry]

Even though he's 37.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

He's trying to play in the minor. Oh, and the next time I see him, he's somebody else. And quitting on the team again.

[Jerry]

This guy stinks.

[Arian Foster]

This is.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

He's an all time villain who gets.

[Jerry]

Hurting my feelings and making me upset. So this is.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

This is checkmate right there.

[Jerry]

I didn't know all this was still on the death.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

All right, whatever. I guess, you know, there's nothing I can do to. Well, from.

[Eric]

From, you know, after. After having that myth of a man.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Basically Urban Meyer.

[Jerry]

Should we wins.

[Eric]

Should we see if. Should we see if Washington holds up under such scrutiny.

[Jerry]

This is not your show. So for a second and when we're done, let's go find a statue and tear it down.

[Big T]

I was trying.

[Eric]

Yeah, I was trying to just not. Not go over you. I was trying to partner with you.

[Jerry]

No, no, no, that's great. You know what? I'll send you the ad. That we can do. Why don't you read it? Okay.

[Big T]

Hope everybody had a good time. Good week off. Looking tanned, relaxed, soulful.

[Arian Foster]

Born like that, though.

[Big T]

Yeah, you were. You were Aaron, by the way, the king of using sunscreen.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, yeah. I don't play about the sun. I mean, that is real.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

That I got. I got some homeboys who for whatever reason we grew up thinking we didn't need sunscreen. It's not true. All my. All my melanated brothers and sisters out there, the sun will get your ass.

[Jerry]

You're not tougher than the sun.

[Arian Foster]

No, not as hot. Not as a higher rates as some of your European counterparts, but it will get your ass for sure. Yep.

[Big T]

Arian Foster on the sun. That motherfucker's real. It's a real good quote card. Yeah, it's a real one. So. Yeah. We're back. I missed you guys. I missed miss chopping it up.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, I feel like it's been a minute, right? What's up people?

[Big T]

Yeah, it's been even longer for. For Aaron and I because we were. We're out for the. The fill in with Chief and T. Bob, which I'm hearing got rave review reviews.

[Jerry]

I think it was a good episode.

[Big T]

Yeah, it was a great episode. So I will be out again on this week's full episode. Sorry about that. But I'm gonna be out doing a part of my take week out in Tahoe. So maybe they can fill in poor soul you. What's that?

[Arian Foster]

You poor soul.

[Big T]

Poor soul indeed. Well, I think that we need to start with Big update. Massive update. Congratulations, Big T. For what? Big T's getting married.

[Jerry]

This is news to me.

[Big T]

Oh my. Breaking news.

[Jerry]

Yeah, I did. No, no, I did know. I didn't know.

[Big T]

I'm getting married. Yeah. Congratulations, Big T. Thank you. Big T did mention the possibility of doing a bachelor party and I do think Aryan.

[Jerry]

Tell me what you think about this.

[Big T]

Oh, shit.

[Arian Foster]

About to be boring as fuck. What you about to do?

[Jerry]

No, no, no, no, I. Well, I be fun. If you and PFT came to the.

[Big T]

Bachelor party, I'm there.

[Arian Foster]

You just got to let me know in advance so I could pretend to plan for it.

[Jerry]

What do you. Oh yeah, yeah, for sure.

[Arian Foster]

So my plan is I'm gonna have to out because. Because you asked. You requested. I'm gonna have to like. All right. These days I'm. What dat you thinking?

[Jerry]

Ideally, the. The next year's baseball schedule usually comes out around this time. Like All Star game.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, it's not till next year.

[Jerry]

Yeah, it'll be. It'll be next. Next spring probably.

[Arian Foster]

I don't know that I've ever planned.

[Jerry]

Yeah, you don't have to. It's not in stone yet. I'm just saying ideally, maybe if the Braves are in like San Diego or LA or Phoenix or somewhere, that would be a good one. I feel like I've. I've never Been to Vegas, but I feel like Vegas is played out at this point.

[Arian Foster]

Not if you've never been there.

[Jerry]

It's on the table.

[Arian Foster]

It's actually for you.

[Jerry]

It's on the table for you.

[Arian Foster]

If you've never been there.

[Jerry]

It's on the table.

[Arian Foster]

Okay.

[Big T]

Could we. Could we do matching outfits?

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Can we all get dressed up as blooper?

[Jerry]

That'd be sick, actually.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

If we all went to, like the Braves in. In LA and we all dressed up.

[Big T]

As blue and we were all blooper.

[Jerry]

Yeah, I can. I can make that happen a thousand percent.

[Big T]

I think big T. I'm wearing. I'm loosely in.

[Jerry]

Okay.

[Big T]

If. If the schedule works out, I think that'd be a lot of fun.

[Jerry]

Okay.

[Big T]

Arian, I can show you good time, but you will have to plan out Aryan. Well, since it's a bachelor party, you will be doing the planning already.

[Jerry]

I'll figure out Aryan's stuff.

[Big T]

Okay.

[Mackenzie]

I would say I could plan Arian's flights.

[Big T]

Yeah, we do here.

[Arian Foster]

And I need at least one golf outing. I need.

[Jerry]

Oh, no, that. That's.

[Arian Foster]

That.

[Jerry]

That's why I like Phoenix. Great golf, beautiful weather. That's part of it as well.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

I mean, like I said, I'm tentatively in. Like, I'm in. In spirit already. You know what I'm saying? It's just about to get.

[Jerry]

Well, listen, when I thought about having a bachelor party, I was. Arian would have a good time.

[Arian Foster]

Aryan will absolutely have a good time. And I. Congrats, though, man. What the, man.

[Jerry]

Thank you.

[Arian Foster]

Locked up. Nice life. Good job, man.

[Big T]

Mr. T. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited for you, man. You're gonna get to go through a period of planning that I don't think you've ever been prepared for.

[Jerry]

Yeah. You said it would be good to bring up on the show because it gives us like a year of. Of content. Of planning. I just know that I don't.

[Big T]

Here's why I said it would be. It would be good to bring up on the show is because you're known for having. For being surly about certain things, for being teed off about some things.

[Jerry]

I do. I have several, by the way.

[Big T]

And this is going to give you an unlimited supply of being teed off about stuff.

[Jerry]

But. But I don't really care. She can do whatever she wants.

[Big T]

Yep.

[Jerry]

For the most part, it's a good guy.

[Big T]

That's a good. You're. Yeah.

[Jerry]

I would love for most of my wedding to be as much as a surprise to me as everyone Else.

[Big T]

That would be lovely.

[Jerry]

That's. I. That's my perfect wedding.

[Big T]

Just not who you're married for.

[Jerry]

Sure. I would like that one to remain the same.

[Big T]

You plan that part?

[Jerry]

Yes.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

Romantic.

[Big T]

I'm excited for a boy. Yeah, man.

[Arian Foster]

He's growing up. How far. How far have we talked that. Have we talked about kids? Have we talked about.

[Big T]

Here we go. There we go. That's. That's a big unk move right there.

[Arian Foster]

I'm on dog. Yeah. I had a. I had to sit down a couple teenagers playing video games this weekend, but here, let's keep it on you, Big T. Yes.

[Jerry]

Yeah. I mean, I don't think you. You get engaged to someone that's. That you haven't talked about those things with.

[Big T]

All right.

[Arian Foster]

You want to share with the class or. I'm just.

[Jerry]

I mean. Yeah. We will have children at some point, Baby T. That's the point of getting married.

[Big T]

Lowercase Te's.

[Mackenzie]

Lowercase te's.

[Jerry]

That's not the point.

[Arian Foster]

Get married, Big T. It's to honor your relationship in front of the Lord.

[Jerry]

Right? To. But to create a family.

[Big T]

You have plain white teas, then you can.

[Mackenzie]

I'm so excited.

[Jerry]

I'm so happy.

[Big T]

Yeah. Very pumped for a man.

[Jerry]

Yeah. Should be fun.

[Big T]

I really do feel like we've watched you grow up a little bit, Big T. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Although I grew up. I mean, no beard, bro. We were there for no beard.

[Jerry]

Don't. Yeah. Don't remind me of that.

[Arian Foster]

That was a weird ass time, though.

[Big T]

If I grow up, I mean that. We've seen Big T change from acting like a 43 year old to acting like a 45 year old.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

I mean, I have. I've been here for what, six years?

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

I was 22. It's a child.

[Big T]

Just. Just a wee baby.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

All right, well, we're pumped. We're pumped.

[Jerry]

And I'm.

[Arian Foster]

I. I do.

[Big T]

I do want to make the bachelor party, if I can. I really mean that.

[Jerry]

I would love for you to be there.

[Big T]

My schedule works for it. I'm there.

[Jerry]

I. And. And as I said, I love planning vacations. So getting back from vacation, I would usually be very depressed, but this has given me an opportunity to not only plan a bachelor party, but also a honeymoon. I have two vacations that I get to play in.

[Big T]

Pretty excellent.

[Jerry]

So that has softened the blow of getting back from vacation.

[Big T]

I got another buddy that I'm. I'm helping to plan a bachelor party for, but his big dream is to take a. A riverboat down the Mississippi River.

[Jerry]

That could be fun.

[Big T]

That seems like.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

But it's a challenge in planning it all out.

[Jerry]

Sure.

[Big T]

Ideally one that you can gamble on, right? Yeah. He wants to do like Tom Sawyer.

[Arian Foster]

Ozark or Ozark vibes.

[Big T]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eric]

Do y' all say AP or AD.

[Arian Foster]

I was that up. I say ap I think I made.

[Eric]

But in college his nickname was A.D. right?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eric]

So I think I bounced back and forth.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I say ap. Yes.

[Arian Foster]

It's my fault. Yeah, yeah. One of the goats for sure. Top five running backs all time. Easily.

[Mark Titus]

Really?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Top five all time.

[Eric]

Gotta be.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, hell. Oh, absolutely.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Give me your other four.

[Big T]

Okay.

[Arian Foster]

Obviously Barry Sanders, Eric Dickerson.

[Big T]

Okay.

[Arian Foster]

Hell yeah. Walter Payton.

[Big T]

Okay.

[Arian Foster]

Then give me. This is where it gets dicey. I would argue you could put him in here.

[Jerry]

In there, what you just did.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Thanks. Big thing. I was unaware of what I just did. And I think that for my all purpose, I think you go like a Marshall Falk or a Ladanian Thomason. I'm not going to argue with you for either one of those picks. Now this is another hot take. One of the most underrated backs of all time is Emmett Smith. Underrated.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, because I think everyone. Here's why people are like, the line.

[Arian Foster]

Was great and he did have an amazing line. That's great. But dog, he was unbelievable. Like, he. He doesn't get the. And it's wild because like when he's in these top five, he's never really mentioned and like, if. If he's in somebody's top five outside of a top five outside of a Dallas Cowboys fan, it's rare that he's in like somebody's top five because then there's always like, oh, the line. Listen, he would have been great. I don't know what if he got 16,000 yards? But he would have absolutely been a first ballot hall of Famer, one of the best of all time. With Berry's line, I'm absolutely convinced of that. Emmett Smith was unreal. Absent of a lot. He had a great line and that's amazing. But no line. He's still Emma.

[Eric]

Does he get painted as a compiler?

[Arian Foster]

I. I think unfair. That's why I say yeah, but like unfairly.

[Eric]

But I mean, like, I feel like that's kind of how people think about him is, yeah, he got all the yards, but he played forever, which I've never really understood that because like compiling is amazing in and of itself because you stand the test of time. And he was still out there taking hits at what, like mid, late 30s?

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

When was he on the car?

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. And so I think, I think, I think there's a few things working in his favor as far as the. The And I don't think his record's ever going to get broke because the league has.

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Completely changed now. And so he's. I think he's going to forever sit on the list. But I think a few things worked in his favor that for that he was in. He started in that era of the Bell cow back. So the Walter Paytons and where your offense was centered around your running quarterback. Yeah. And so as, as, as the, as the years progressed that's what he was known for and he had the extreme longevity and so what hurts him was like you know the, the yards per carry, stuff like that. The big runs as he gets older. Like his like dynamic impact wasn't as big but again I would argue like he was probably. I don't know what his 40 was but it was probably slower than he was. Probably slower than what his 40 indicated. He was not a very fast back but he always broke loose. He was an amazing running back that doesn't get enough credit and that's weird saying that shit about a first the.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

All time leading rusher. Do you think that maybe he's hurt a little bit also by like he doesn't have this as spectacular of like a highlight package as a Barry Sanders or.

[Arian Foster]

I would argue he does.

[Mark Titus]

I think he does.

[Arian Foster]

Hold on, hold on, let me back up. Nobody has the highlight real Barry Sanders. It has been. He played in the early or late 80s, late 80s, early early 90s that we have not seen an athlete. Football player. We haven't seen an athlete like that that was able to move in the way that he did. Well I don't think I'll die before I see somebody that doing it on Astro Turf. It was dog. His, his change of direction is bar none one of one unbelievable. And if he had any kind of like team person. I don't understand personality.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Humble we would regard. I mean think, think if he had like a to personality he would be. It would be, it would be. We wouldn't forget about him like we.

[Eric]

Do white ballpark dads love to be like why don't you be like Barry Sanders? Just, just hand the ball to the ref.

[Arian Foster]

Somebody who always get the ball. But I hate that because it's like no, let these kids be kids. But anyway so I would say, I would say like if you look at Emma Smith's highlight reel and this is where like yes he had big holes, but dog a lot of his highlights, he did it on his own. He had an amazing highlight.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

So I have certain like runs by Barry Sanders just burned into my brain. Like the one where he's got the Patriots db, like turn him around twice.

[Jerry]

And it's like so like I think.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

And like I'm a Chicago guy and I don't remember Walter Payton obviously, but like my dad does and like that and like so I've seen like all the NFL films of Walter Payton and it's just like his highlight package, like over the pile and breaking tackles and never going out of bounds. Like this guy is fucking spectacular.

[Eric]

So kind of on the opposite of the image. Smith Spectrum is like a Terrell Davis, Jim Brown, you know, burn very hot and bright.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Gale Sayers.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Eric]

So how do you, how do you factor those guys?

[Arian Foster]

So I look at, so when I rate, when I rate people, this is just me personally, like when I rate people, I look at your. If, if you have longevity, that's just a plus. Yeah. But I look at, it's, it's this just probability we like your body is your body.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Like, and so I look at how high you were able to produce. Like what was your peak? And, and if your peak is amongst the best. To me in my mind you're one of the best. So that's why I look at like.

[Eric]

A Gale say, does Chris Johnson get enough love then?

[Arian Foster]

I don't think he does. Absolutely not. I, I said it when we were in the league. He deserved the MB MVP over Peyton man that year. Absolutely. Because he had 2500 all purpose yards that never been done in an NFL season before. Like that is insane to me. Like, like, sure, payment had a great year. Absolutely. But like that we still haven't seen 2500 all purpose. Yeah. It's just not normal. And so I think he kind of like when he got his deal, he kind of chilled a little bit. But I mean, I mean, again, dog, like I always tell running backs, and this is, people say I'm biased, but I'm not biased. Running back is the hardest position to play. The reason why it's the hardest position to play, the evidence of that is it, it is you fizzle out the fastest because as soon as your running back loses production, you notice it that season. Whereas if you're a receiver, you can hide a little bit in an offense, you can hide a little bit quarterback, you can coast a little bit lineman, linebacker, every and every other position you can play at a high level in your in your mid-30s. Every. Every single one, there's cases of that, but running back cannot do that. We know that. We noticed the drop off the game. You start falling off.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

You're right, because it's like what you look is like, that was a. Last year, that would have been an eight yard run. This year is a three. And it's like that. Like that. Does that change?

[Eric]

There's a bunch of guys that can get a five yard run.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Eric]

Waiting in the wing.

[Arian Foster]

Because on a broader scale, it's like, okay, if I'm a receiver and I can have a favorable route concept, right. That can get me in the open field one on one. I could still get busy, right? Running backs can absolutely get busy one on one. But you're never one on one. You got 10 guys in front of you, 11 guys in front of you, six guys in front of you that are constantly coming from every angle. So your elusive factor is more noticeable. Way more noticeable.

[Eric]

Oh, that makes sense.

[Arian Foster]

And, yeah, and so. And so. And so you. When. When we notice it, it's dwindling down. It's, oh, he's lost a step. Absolutely. But you can be a slot receiver and lose three or four steps and still be a pro Bowler.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That's a good point.

[Jerry]

I never thought about that.

[Arian Foster]

And so it's. It's harder to be a running back at a higher level. I'm not saying, you know, strategically, you know, as I'm saying, I think running back is extremely easy as far as, like, game planning is concerned. Understanding pickup blitzes, it's. It's. It's easy to. It was easy for me, but as far as physically being on. Yeah, physically, you fizzle out the fastest for a reason, dog. It is. It is a tough position, and I still wake up today. My hurts, though. My back hurts. But it is worked out, though, man. You know, get to be on podcast, talking with you fellas.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

All's well that ends well.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, all as well that ends well. You know, minus the ct.

[Eric]

I can't lift my left arm up anymore.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

You can't?

[Arian Foster]

Really?

[Eric]

No, I can't go, like, above here. I got told I have, like, no labrum left. Totally need a full shoulder replacement eventually. I don't know. I'm gonna look into some of those wolverine peptides and some like that. If that works.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Stem cell.

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

I don't know.

[Jerry]

Football's awesome, though.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Football is.

[Jerry]

How many surgeries have y' all had combined?

[Eric]

I've had two labrums, an acl, and then I got a Fibula with a plate in it.

[Jerry]

So you're at four.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, I had a total of 14.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Eric]

And I only played college, Right.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Eric]

I mean, that's.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Jared]

14.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Surgery.

[Eric]

14.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. So you know about that anesthesia.

[Jerry]

One of them.

[Arian Foster]

One of the best things.

[Jerry]

One of them, though, you got when you didn't have to, just for the anesthesia.

[Arian Foster]

Absolutely. Well, so I had a back surgery, and then they were like, while you're recovering, do you want to get the pinky? Because it Thanksgiving Day. It was exactly, really cool. It popped out and I was on TV and my shit was hanging like that, and they popped it back in. So they just. They said, did you want to just do it? And I was like, absolutely. I want to put me under one more time. I'm telling you, man, there's very few great feelings on this earth, and heroin is one of them. When they put.

[Big T]

When they.

[Arian Foster]

When they put that. When they put that morphine in and then that anesthesia starts coming in, you fight that feeling, that. That little 30, 40, maybe a minute.

[Eric]

Yeah, it's not long.

[Jerry]

It's not long.

[Eric]

And then you're just waking up and.

[Arian Foster]

You'Re like, oh, yeah, then it hurts for a good like 3, 4, 5.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I had to.

[Arian Foster]

But that moment, that moment. Hey, if, if, if heaven feels like that I may be able.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

When I.

[Arian Foster]

That is amazing.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I had to have wrist surgery from a hockey thing when I was like 6, 16, or 17. And the nurse was like, good friends with my older cousin, so she was like in her mid-20s. She was so hot. And they tried to do like a local anesthesia on me. So I don't remember this. This was told to me afterwards, but I guess I was hitting on this.

[Eric]

Yeah, you were feeling cocky.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Relentlessly, Relentlessly, to the point that the doctor was just like, knock this guy out.

[Jerry]

Local anesthesia, do this still, like, I.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Don'T know, like, I remember my arm being on the thing and they're like, we're just going to numb your arm. It's because I had like the, like the two scopes and they're just sucking things out of there. But it's still like gets through your blood brain barrier. Like you're just pumping through. And I needed a heavier dose so I could stop sexually harassing.

[Jerry]

You can. You can ask.

[Eric]

You can ask people any question when they're coming out of anesthesia and you'll get the real answer. For better or worse or potentially, I guess, you know, maybe, maybe not, but.

[Arian Foster]

But it did.

[Eric]

I've know multiple people that have admitted many things while coming out of anesthesia.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I admitted that I was in love with her.

[Jerry]

One of the worst moments of my life was when I had elbow surgery last year. They had asked me before. They're like, hey, and after the surgery, we'll give you a nerve block for your arm because it's gonna hurt pretty bad.

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

And I was like, I don't know that I want that. And they were like, yeah, you want it? They were like, you want it? I was like, I really. I have a very high pain tolerance. Like, I don't know that I do. That sounds kind of weird. And they're like, well, we'll ask you after and you'll want it, so it's fine. I. I vaguely recall waking up from the surgery and you're obviously in a haze and they're going to put the biggest needle you've ever seen in my shoulder. And I. I'm literally. It was like I was going to scream and I just couldn't. I was like, I don't want it. I don't want it. And the next thing I know, I fully wake up and my arm feels like it's a dead person's arm.

[Eric]

Isn't it crazy? You look at it and you can't.

[Jerry]

Move fingers for 36 hours. I couldn't sleep. I could. I would try to go to sleep and, like, I couldn't because all I could focus on was, like, the. The numbness of my arm. It was so awful. It was the worst day of my life. I. There's no pain that could have been worse.

[Eric]

That then just a phantom.

[Jerry]

And I would, like, touch my hand and it felt like a dead person's hand. Yeah, it was. So.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, So I had that same thing. I remember waking up from a nap and being like, where is my arm, dude?

[Mackenzie]

It was the worst.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Like, had, like, fallen off my body.

[Jerry]

And I couldn't go to sleep.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

Awful.

[Eric]

I remember trying to play video games and, like, putting a controller in my hand and, like, jamming my fingers around it.

[Jerry]

Just. I can feel it right now.

[Arian Foster]

Imagine phantom.

[Eric]

Phantom. Yeah, Phantom paint.

[Arian Foster]

Right.

[Eric]

That's what I feel like. That's probably what it kind of feels like.

[Jared]

I don't know.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. No. All in all, fan of surgery.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

And a fan of fan of pre op, too. That is amazing. That's what I think. That's what Michael Jackson died of, ain't it?

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

They kept pumping him for that.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

I understand it, brother. Couldn't be me, but I understand it, man. Chasing that feeling.

[Eric]

I Mean, you got to be really wealthy to have an anesthesia guy on deck.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Wasn't he, like, dosing him every day? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Since I was a child, I always wondered, like, if you die, like, if there was a God, does he allow, like, three? Like, all right, you can. Any event in history, you can be like, ask me what actually happened, and I'll take you right there, and you can watch. That would be fire, wouldn't it?

[Big T]

What would yours be?

[Arian Foster]

Who? I would want to know? That's tough. You just put me on the spot. Okay. Off rip. I want to know how the pyramids were built. Pretty sure we know, but I just.

[Big T]

Want to make sure.

[Arian Foster]

Right? Just make sure. Because if it was some alien shit, that would be fire.

[Jerry]

When you say pretty sure, what is that?

[Arian Foster]

They had workers round the clock.

[Jerry]

Okay.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. More than likely against their will. I would definitely want to know, like, take me to another alien civilization. Is that a thing? Is there other highly to, like, take me into the school of alien or. You know what I'm saying? School, dad or whatever? Like, take me to an alien place. Like, is that alien school? Alien school, alien political rally where they're, you know, protesting and then probably. I want to know. I want to know who killed mlk. I want to know who the guy was that pulled the trigger. You know, saying that's just spitball on top of my head. I'm pretty sure I could think of some better ones, but off the top of my head, I would.

[Jerry]

If.

[Arian Foster]

If Jesus was at the gates and he was like, oh, you get three before I send you down there, fam. Which one you want? I bet these are the ones.

[Big T]

I'll tell you what. I would not use my wish on the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, because if Jesus at the gates, welcoming, you could figure out, like, oh, probably went down.

[Arian Foster]

Probably happened.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

What if it's a. What if it's another God that you had? No, we had no, you know, lore about. And you, like, what if it's Zeus? What if it's Zeus? And he's like, yo, we try to tell y'. All. I would definitely do the Jesus thing. Then I'd be like, yo, let me take me to him. What was up with. What is up with him? He's probably just some, like, random dude who is just cool as. Or.

[Big T]

Yeah, that'd be the coolest guy.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Sound like a great depth.

[Big T]

Sound like great guy. Now. Those are good choices. I'm trying to think what mine would be. I think I'd want to be there November 2020. Find out what happened at the ballot boxes.

[Jerry]

Well, which state you're going to have to use all three.

[Big T]

Arizona.

[Jerry]

Michigan. You're going to want to be in Michigan, too.

[Big T]

I want to know what happened in Arizona.

[Jerry]

Okay.

[Big T]

I'm going to be with Kerry Lake on election night.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

I want to know the last time Aaron Rodgers spoke to his family.

[Jerry]

Wow.

[Mackenzie]

Why don't they talk?

[Eric]

Wow.

[Big T]

There's some hate behind that one.

[Mackenzie]

No, it's just they. I like, I want to know.

[Jerry]

Of all the things in the world.

[Mackenzie]

Yes. No, I swear. My life. That's like the one thing I want to know. Because it was like the whole storyline on the Bachelor when I used to watch it because his brother was on the Bachelor and they never say. And like, he hates them so much. They one time sent him Christmas gifts and he sent them back. Like, he could have just thrown them out. But no, he. He went through all the effort to.

[Jerry]

Send them back, which, let me say, if you hate your family, which you.

[Arian Foster]

Shouldn'T, well, you're going to say what you should know.

[Jerry]

That's a baller thing to do. That's kind of incredible.

[Mackenzie]

It's just. It's just like shows how much he hates them because he literally could have just thrown them out and they.

[Jerry]

Right. That's a real hater.

[Mackenzie]

Yes. Like, that's top tier hatred.

[Big T]

Did he open them?

[Mackenzie]

I don't know. It didn't say.

[Big T]

You opened him. He's like, not my style.

[Mackenzie]

I don't like this.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

I'm unaware of this. What happened? I don't know what y' all talking about.

[Mackenzie]

Oh, we don't know. They'll never tell us.

[Arian Foster]

No, I have no idea. The reference, like, he did what?

[Mackenzie]

He.

[Jerry]

He like doesn't talk to any of his family.

[Mackenzie]

Like his two other brothers and his mom and dad and his one brother was on the Bachelorette and it was like kind of the storyline of his journey on the show because his brother was Aaron Rodgers. But, like, they don't talk. So it was like this whole thing.

[Arian Foster]

How long has this been going on?

[Mackenzie]

Like, years. I mean, the season of that when he was on the Bachelorette was like at least over five years ago.

[Arian Foster]

Damn.

[Big T]

Speaking of Aaron Rodgers, Aaron, I got a little story to tell you about Aaron. So he was at the. He was at the golf tournament this weekend.

[Arian Foster]

You've spoke to Aaron Rodgers more than his family. That's great.

[Big T]

Out in Tahoe, probably over the last couple years. Yeah, for sure. We didn't interview him this time, but big Cat had been texting him and ran into him, and Aaron said, oh, yeah, my bad. I changed my phone number. And so Big Head's like, oh, okay, cool. Well, I'll just hit you up on that new one. He got Aaron's new phone number from a friend, and the phone number was the exact same phone number that Big Cat had been texting. And Aaron just lied to him and said that he would change his number. That's why he hadn't gotten back in touch with him. So. But in the. In the meantime, after Big Cat told me, hey, the reason why we haven't been in touch with Aaron is because he changed his phone number, I thought it would be funny to then at that point, send Aaron Rodgers number, which I also have independent from Big Cat. He didn't give it to me, but I have his number. I thought it'd be funny if I sent Aaron's deactivated number to our good friend Jersey Jerry. And then I find out that it's actually still his number. And so now, through this course of events, Jersey Jerry has Aaron Rogers actual phone.

[Arian Foster]

Has he.

[Jerry]

Has he hit him up?

[Big T]

I told him when I first sent it to him, I. I was like, be cool. Don't hit him up just yet. You know? But I don't. I don't know if he has.

[Jerry]

That's incredible.

[Big T]

I wonder if where. Jerry's not here today, is he? I haven't seen him around.

[Mackenzie]

I haven't seen him.

[Big T]

But. Yeah, but you know what? That's what Aaron Rodgers gets for lying about changing his number.

[Jerry]

You used the information you had.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

That's mean. That's so mean.

[Jerry]

How many texts does someone like Aaron Rogers get?

[Big T]

Probably a lot.

[Jerry]

Like, I do think it's probably pretty easy to just. I mean, he probably. He has to have 6,000 unread texts on his phone.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

He seems.

[Arian Foster]

He seems like giving it out like that. Hopefully he's not.

[Big T]

I think he ignores a lot of messages, but I think. I think a lot of people get his number.

[Arian Foster]

I was never at his stature, but, like, at the height, there was a lot. I switched my number three times.

[Mackenzie]

Wow.

[Arian Foster]

That there. I mean, it comes to points, like, people you don't know, people you don't remember, like, that. People you were never cool with. They'll hit you and be like, yo, man.

[Eric]

And it's weird.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, some. A lot of times people are not. Like, you don't have, like, the emotional intelligence to read the room of. Like, we haven't talked for 15 years. Like, what makes you Think I want to give you tickets to this game? Like. Like that, you know, so you just don't understand, like, how. Why would you think that's okay? You know what I mean? I could understand. And to. That. That was just to my level, but his level is probably even more so. I couldn't. I couldn't imagine.

[Big T]

And nobody ever hits you up with, like, great news.

[Arian Foster]

No. It's never stranger. And it's never. It's never something they want to do for you. It's always, what can you do? What can I do for them? Right.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

And so you become very desensitized to people's sob stories as well. The DMs be flooded with, can you pay my rent? Or, you know, something's going on. Cancer, which some of it pulls on your heartstrings. And you sound like, I can't say the world, bro. What you want me to do? I'll be broke if I help everybody out. And so, like, it just gets to the point where it's like, you just have to ignore all. You have to accept all of it or ignore all of it. And 99.9 of us just ignore all that.

[Big T]

Just ignore it. You think Aaron's gonna ignore Jersey Jerry? Or you think he. They might become friends.

[Arian Foster]

Gotta ignore.

[Big T]

I don't know. They might be besties.

[Mackenzie]

He might block them.

[Arian Foster]

He's gonna ignore.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Well, we'll see. I told Jerry what I say to him when I sent it to him. I said, you did not get this from me. I repeat, you did not get this from me. Be cool. Wait a little bit to hit him up.

[Jerry]

Did you send it with the contact, like, with the little.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

Tile where it says, like, Aaron Rodgers?

[Big T]

Yep.

[Jerry]

Nice.

[Big T]

Yep. So, hey, listen, I would not. I didn't do that until I thought that Aaron changed his number.

[Jerry]

How long between doing that and finding out it was still his real number?

[Big T]

Matter of hours.

[Jerry]

Okay.

[Big T]

A couple hours.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

So you did it as soon as you. As soon as he said, that's not my number anymore, you were like, I got to send this.

[Big T]

Basically, I was like, I got to send this to Jerry. Because Jerry probably would have. He would never have known.

[Jerry]

Right.

[Big T]

He would have just kept sending him stuff. Like, jerry doesn't get deterred if you don't reply to him. So keep chipping away at that tree.

[Jerry]

Imagine getting Aaron Rodgers old phone number, not. Not receiving it in the way Jerry did. Like, becoming the guy who now has it.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

And you're just getting texts from all these people thinking it's Aaron Rodgers. And it's just Ted in Green Bay.

[Big T]

What's up, cuzzo? It's Pat. Yeah, I don't think Aaron's ever replied to one of my texts, but granted, the only texts I've sent him are like, hey, I heard that you're running for vice president. You should do it.

[Arian Foster]

Did you have anything else on your list? What is this? Fans getting an intimate experience at Yankee Stadium.

[Jerry]

Oh, did you not see that video? Oh, watch it right now. Watch it right now. It's insane. It's the craziest thing I've ever seen.

[Mackenzie]

It's disgusting. I can't even think about it without, like, getting chills. Yeah. In a bad way.

[Jerry]

This guy should be in prison.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah, these both should.

[Jerry]

Are you yawning or is your jaw dropped.

[Arian Foster]

Like that?

[Jerry]

Yeah, and. And they're not even. So there was not even, like, sitting. Like, there was a video a couple years ago of a. A woman performing similar services on a man in the corner. The. Like, the top corner of the Oakland Coliseum, where there was no one around them for 50 sections. This is in the middle of. There's people behind them, like, two rows.

[Mackenzie]

Behind them, like, in touching distance.

[Arian Foster]

I'm never into kink shaming, but this.

[Jerry]

Well, no, this is just public indecency.

[Arian Foster]

But that is a kink I could understand, like, yo, doing it in a place where we can get caught. This is not that. This is, like, there. You know, so there's kids around like, that shit that. She's crossing the line, dog. That's just crossing the line.

[Jerry]

My favorite tweet I saw was imagine screaming about the Yankees bullpen, and you look over and a chick is getting her router absolutely rewired, or a guy's resetting his chick's wire router or something. I've messed it up, but that's what I understand.

[Arian Foster]

Why. Why are we filming this? Why. Why would you, like, hey, yo, I.

[Jerry]

Mean, of the blame to be placed. That guy is in a distant third.

[Arian Foster]

Sure. But. But at the end, like, I'm not posting. Are you posting that? I'm. I'm like. I'm like, come on, dog. Not here, family.

[Big T]

Come on, fam.

[Arian Foster]

Or go to the bathroom or something. Like, whatever. Like, if y' all gotta get it, whatever.

[Mackenzie]

I would just be so uncomfortable to even, like, say anything, even though you should.

[Arian Foster]

But, like, I would absolutely say something.

[Big T]

I would absolutely say, come on, this is a new.

[Mackenzie]

New angle for me. Look at what I'm sending in the group chat right now.

[Jerry]

There's a second Angle has dropped.

[Mackenzie]

It's a picture. I don't know if I missed it in the original video.

[Arian Foster]

This is the second horniest I've ever seen.

[Mackenzie]

What's the first?

[Jerry]

No way.

[Big T]

What the.

[Mackenzie]

No, that can't be real.

[Arian Foster]

No. Is that real? It is. I think it is.

[Mackenzie]

I don't know why. Why is she sucking his teeth?

[Arian Foster]

No.

[Jerry]

These guys need to be in jail.

[Mackenzie]

The Phillies makes it like 10 times.

[Jerry]

Worse with the sticker on.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah, it's so bad. All of it. So bad.

[Arian Foster]

Yo. So the first Hornish that I've ever seen was a similar video that was floating around on that beautiful app we call Twitter. It was a dude who obviously had mental issues, but it's just the wildest I've ever seen. He's at a gas station, passed down, beating his stuff. Takes a gas nozzle, puts it on the back, puts it in the backside, and it's just going to town. It's the weirdest, horniest I've ever seen in my life. Dog Wild clears this by a mile. But this is bad. This is absolutely bad.

[Jerry]

Clean up the streets.

[Arian Foster]

That was. Yeah, that was. That was bad. But yeah. No, they should absolutely. Damn. They ain't never gonna be able to go to a baseball game again.

[Jerry]

Nor should they be.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah. On a Sunday from any major league baseball stadium or stadium in general.

[Arian Foster]

That's tough, cuz.

[Big T]

Bro.

[Jerry]

Insane.

[Arian Foster]

You gonna dap somebody up after that too.

[Mackenzie]

The way she's reacting to it is like, at first I thought crazy.

[Arian Foster]

At first I thought he was chilling. And they had one of those.

[Mackenzie]

The vibrating. That's what I thought, too.

[Arian Foster]

With an app.

[Mackenzie]

I thought that too.

[Arian Foster]

Hey, those are kind of fire, by the way. I don't know where y' all at with the king shame, but, hey, I'm just telling you, for those who are a little freaky and do like public. You know what I mean? Hey, it'll spice your life up, Big T. When you can. You could get the little joint. She puts it in at any given moment and she gonna feel you a little bit.

[Jerry]

That's how I. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be a thousand percent honest with you. That might be worse than what he did. Because you know what? You know what? I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. What Aryan is describing is like tweeting from a burner. At least this guy's putting his name to it. Okay?

[Arian Foster]

He's out.

[Jerry]

He's on camera. We know exactly who he is. No, Aryan wants to be out there incognito on a burner doing this.

[Arian Foster]

I'm respecting my community, but I'm still getting my kink off.

[Jerry]

I. I put your name to it. You know, I think you're wrong.

[Mackenzie]

Crazy that you just said. Yeah, I agree.

[Arian Foster]

That's a jellable offense.

[Jerry]

They're both bad. No, I'm not advocating for either.

[Arian Foster]

Well, hold on. How is. How is that bad?

[Jerry]

Explain.

[Big T]

I don't know.

[Jerry]

It's weird.

[Arian Foster]

That's relative. How's it bad?

[Jerry]

I. I don't know that I was saying they're both bad in the sense of. I'm not advocating for either.

[Arian Foster]

I'm just saying I am advocating for one of them.

[Jerry]

I can tell.

[Arian Foster]

Hey, listen, bro, there's nothing like spicing up your sex life, right? If you feel a little dormant in the bedroom, get you a little vibrating that, tell her to do her thing, go out, say, hey, go get some groceries, or go out. Go out about your day and the thrill of it. Big T, I'm telling you, man, it's. It's. It's exhilarating because it's. It's still private. You know what I'm saying? You gotta go crazy and tap the button like a goddamn. You don't gotta go crazy, but just.

[Jerry]

Every now and then.

[Mackenzie]

So you're saying you're not even with her when you're doing it?

[Arian Foster]

No.

[Jerry]

What.

[Mackenzie]

So how do you. How are you getting. How are you getting the pleasure from.

[Jerry]

From it, then it's addicted to power.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah.

[Big T]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Arian Foster]

I mean, there's a power dynamic for sure, but that's not. That's not what I. I like knowing that she, like, you know, you like. It's. It's. You don't know when it's coming. You don't know. You don't know when the pleasure is going to happen. And so you're, You're. She's just kind of on edge.

[Jerry]

She's going about, you know, this is actually. This is not dissimilar from Aryans, like push up bets. He likes being able to. To at any moment.

[Arian Foster]

Crazy. Psychoanaly.

[Jerry]

I mean, it's. That sounds very similar. You like to be able to drop in at a moment's notice and. And assert control over someone.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, my God, you know what surprises. And I'm about to call PFC right now.

[Mackenzie]

FaceTime and FaceTime him and chill about.

[Arian Foster]

The FaceTime right now. Hold on.

[Mackenzie]

I want to crawl out of my skin.

[Arian Foster]

You have an interesting. Yeah, that's an interesting point. I want to get back to that There may be some truth to that. Big T. I don't see.

[Jerry]

Probably interviewing.

[Mackenzie]

I was gonna say, very important.

[Jerry]

They're.

[Mackenzie]

I think they're in Baltimore today.

[Arian Foster]

Hey, we chilling in the macrodosing pod, you know, your other family, and we were just talking about actually vibrators that you use with WI fi. And Big T asserted that I just like to control people at a moment's notice. And I was like, you know what? There may be something to that. Let me call PFT. So let me get 15 real quick.

[Mackenzie]

15?

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Oh, even better. He said he's on a moving RV or RV right now. Even better.

[Mackenzie]

Are you on FaceTime?

[Arian Foster]

That means you have to stabilize. Yeah, here.

[Mackenzie]

I was gonna say. That's such a funny angle.

[Jerry]

How's your real wife?

[Mackenzie]

I don't think you can hear through that. This is like the Coldplay concert. 2, 3.

[Arian Foster]

Bang them out all the way.

[Mackenzie]

5, 6, 7, 8, 9.

[Arian Foster]

Tough.

[Mackenzie]

Wi fi on the RV. 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.

[Arian Foster]

Nice. He said, are you happy, you sick pervert?

[Jared]

I am.

[Arian Foster]

So where are we at now?

[Biz]

25.

[Arian Foster]

25. Beautiful. Only 75 more to go, my brother.

[Biz]

So much better than that.

[Arian Foster]

I agree.

[Big T]

You shouldn't have made it, but here we are.

[Arian Foster]

No, no. You have to say yes. And what you did. And this is why you owe me.

[Big T]

Push it up.

[Arian Foster]

So enjoy your grip week, my brother. Enjoy your remote control vibrator.

[Mackenzie]

All right, my G. That was so out of context.

[Big T]

Do you know what?

[Arian Foster]

You might be right, though, Big T.

[Jerry]

I'm just, just from what I've seen.

[Arian Foster]

So I read an article a long time ago, right, about, like, like dominatrix kind of stuff. Femdom. Of course you did like that. Yeah. Well, because I, I, I, I am interested in the human psychology of sexuality. Why people like certain things. Yeah, I'm interested in it. So I was reading an article about why women like being dominated, right? And it's because they, in their lives, people that usually like being dominated are usually very dominant in all walks of their other lives, in their life, right? So, like, they're like either business owners or they're, you know, the lawyers or whatever the case may be, right? They, they are the shot callers in their field, and they like to relinquish that control. And that is exciting to them, right? It makes sense why I like to assert that, right? Because I'm not like that. I don't, I don't, I don't desire to control anybody. So whenever I get the, you know, consensual opportunity, it does kind of it's fun. Yeah. You might be right. I'd be right.

[Jerry]

That's great. Because that's great. I'm happy for you.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, I would. Hey. But I'm saying, just like strip clubs with a lady friend. I think you should try this as well. Big thing. Hey, you never know.

[Jerry]

Okay.

[Arian Foster]

You might like it, you might not. I don't. You know.

[Jerry]

Noted.

[Arian Foster]

It's not for everybody, but I had.

[Jerry]

One more thing to talk about on the show, but now it feels. Not even like.

[Big T]

I don't think we can do it.

[Arian Foster]

We can't pivot. Hit him with it. Come on.

[Jerry]

Well, I don't know. Now it just feels. You were asking about Luke Combs earlier. I was going to. I was going to talk to you about Combs coming in here today, but I don't want to do Luke like that.

[Arian Foster]

By the way. I absolutely know who Luke Combs is, though. I was just with you. Yeah. So for those who don't know, the Macronosis account tweeted, big ten, Luke Combs that came in. And I said, who's that? And then Big T replied, I'll educate you later. And I was like, I thought you had me muted, dog.

[Jerry]

So I. But you still get notifications from people that you follow, even if you haven't muted.

[Jared]

Really?

[Jerry]

So I only get notifications from people I follow, but even if you have a muted. You still get notifications. Notifications.

[Arian Foster]

Notifications that they have.

[Jerry]

If they. Yeah. Which is the perfect. That's the perfect balance.

[Arian Foster]

It is.

[Jerry]

You need to reach me. I. It still comes. But if you're tweeting about Kendrick, I don't need to see it.

[Arian Foster]

Do not. I don't tweet about Kendrick.

[Jerry]

You for sure have.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

When the biggest rap battle of all time in history.

[Jerry]

All right, let me go listen. Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna take a look, and I'm gonna get your last ten. And if it's. We may go on a probationary unmute period.

[Mackenzie]

It might be.

[Arian Foster]

Okay, let's go.

[Mackenzie]

It might be baseball related.

[Jerry]

Okay, so the first one is a. Is a good video of the. The. We Ready High school football kid for the brewers and Cubs. Okay.

[Arian Foster]

Hey. Hey.

[Jerry]

This one just says GGs. I'm assuming that was at the end of a Brewers game.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

Gilbert Bald can't even front.

[Arian Foster]

That was the picture for the Marlin.

[Jerry]

Okay. What's a weird smell that you like? Sharpie? I. Actually, that's. You know what? I'm going to like that tweet. That's. That's One in your favor.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jerry]

Only one retweet on that. That feels. That feels light.

[Arian Foster]

Hey, you know, algorithm is the algorithm.

[Jerry]

I love the smell of gasoline as well. I don't know if that's a hot take, but.

[Arian Foster]

No, I think. I think that's pretty. I know a lot of people that like that. I don't. I don't necessarily like it, but, like, I understand it.

[Jerry]

We locked in. Hashtag brew crew. Most of these are just you announcing that you're watching the Brewers.

[Arian Foster]

I'll be chilling, though. Like, if something pops off. Like, I don't even tweet that much.

[Jerry]

Okay, so here is one about. About anime.

[Big T]

That's.

[Jerry]

That's a knock.

[Arian Foster]

It's literally, how's it not? That is the most watched anime of all time, and it came out two years ago.

[Jerry]

That's fine. I'm not. It's just not something I enjoy. You know what? You know what? I'm gonna give you a probationary period. I'm unmuted, baby.

[Arian Foster]

Back in. Baby.

[Jerry]

Love that you are officially unmuted.

[Arian Foster]

What was the tweet that made you mute?

[Jerry]

So. So that's. That's the thing. You're taking it personally. It's not.

[Arian Foster]

Big T. I'm not going to lose a lick of sleep thinking of why Big T. But.

[Jerry]

But here's the thing.

[Big T]

I'm just.

[Arian Foster]

I'm just.

[Jerry]

No, because.

[Arian Foster]

Matter of fact, hold on, hold on. Somebody tweeted me today. And you didn't see it because you probably got them muted.

[Jerry]

And he said, well, I don't see anything from anyone that. Oh, no, I actually. Was it. Was it James?

[Arian Foster]

I liked it. Yes, it was James.

[Jerry]

I do. I do. I follow him. So I see when he. When he tags me in something, I see it. He's a good guy.

[Arian Foster]

Perfect. He said, left a voicemail for the macrodosi pod asking about Big T's muting habits. I'm honestly fascinated. Is there a trial period after a follow? Are there mutes immediate? Is there a checklist? Are there gifts? Gifts, Grounds for immediately muting? So many questions.

[Jerry]

There is one.

[Arian Foster]

That's a good question. Good question.

[Jerry]

Yes. And I like James a lot. There's one answer to all of those questions. It's very simple. Mute is the default. When I follow someone by default, they are muted in order to not be muted. My. I don't need. My timeline is perfect the way I have it. I don't need anything added to it. There's actually a guy whose tweets I see on my. For you page. I don't even know what his name is, but he has political tweets that I see. And I tried following him. I was like, you know what? I see enough of this guy's tweets, and I like them. I'm going to try following him. And then the first tweet he had that wasn't about something I cared about, I immediately unfollowed. I just. I don't need anything else on my feed. It's perfectly curated. So in order to be not muted, you have to be a pretty exceptional individual.

[Arian Foster]

So you.

[Jerry]

You.

[Arian Foster]

There has to be some type of entertainment value that is given to you.

[Jerry]

Like, let me see if my following is in chronological order. Okay. It seems to be so of the last. All these people I've followed, the last one I followed, let me count how many until I get to one that's not muted. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. I mean, we're going to keep going. It's. I can't even find one that's unmuted of the. The last 50 people I've followed.

[Arian Foster]

You want to know, Big T, what was the biggest revelation for me going through therapy?

[Jerry]

What's that?

[Arian Foster]

This is it. Is that the walls that you build to block out negativity will absolutely work, but you don't get to be selective about what you block out. You also block out a lot of good that can come your way.

[Jerry]

Be that as it may.

[Arian Foster]

Hold on, hear me out. I recently got invited to the Masters by one of my following.

[Jerry]

That's not what I needed to hear today.

[Arian Foster]

And.

[Big T]

And.

[Arian Foster]

And what I'm saying. What I'm saying is I get a lot of hate tweets, especially from, you know, my political takes, my views, whatever the case may be. Right. All the time. And that does take a toll where it's like, bro, shut the fuck up. Up, Pull up, you know, or shut the fuck up. Right. Yeah, I get that feel sometimes too. But the amount of connections that I've made on Twitter by just being. Having open dms and just talking to people, it's been a. That, like, that's just the cherry on the top. I've had amazing interactions. I've met up with people. I've, you know, got invited to things a whole bunch. Whole bunch. A litany of things. All because, you know, I'm open to meeting new people. That does come with some. Absolutely. You know, it's like eugenics. Yeah. You're gonna have somebody trying to get a Baby with a strong jawline for sure, but we might cure cancer. You know what I mean? You might get invited to the Masters.

[Jerry]

Are you going to the Masters with a rando?

[Arian Foster]

Hell, yeah.

[Jerry]

What.

[Arian Foster]

What? The pimento cheese sandwich, hot dog with a beer. And he was like, you. You can come on a Saturday and a Sunday. And I was like, bro. I was like, dog, this is insane. He showed me all the proof. He's like. He's like, this is. He's like. He's like, honestly. He's like, I go every year. He's like, I just enjoy other people that. That. That get to experience it. She's like, I know you like golf, and I'm a fan. He's like, this will be. I'm like, brother, count me.

[Jerry]

Listen, if anyone invites me to the Masters, I'm more than open, but I. I don't know that it's worth that. That that remote chance is worth everything else.

[Arian Foster]

I mean. I mean, I would say I've been invited to, like, baseball again. I've invited to basketball games. Also.

[Jerry]

My DMS on Instagram are open. Anyone can DM me on Instagram.

[Arian Foster]

Sally, you can't invite me to the.

[Jerry]

Masses, bro, for a thousand percent.

[Arian Foster]

But. But I've done. It's not just about getting invited to. I've absolutely, like, been like, yo, I'm in the city. Like, if anybody wants to pull up, people pull up. Like, I've had.

[Bobby Bones]

Right.

[Jerry]

I don't really have that kind of reach or the desire to do that. I think that's kind of insane, but.

[Arian Foster]

I think that's what it is. I. I am fascinated with humanity, am absolutely a pessimist, but I do understand that there's good people out there. And I think that in order for me to meet good people, I have to be open to meeting new people and meeting good people. And so, like, I know I've had some fans that are weird people. Dog talk like weirdos, but I've had some fans who are really good human beings. I must have. Fans are really bad human beings. And it's just. You take this shit with the sugar. It is what it is. But I like to engage with people in general. I mean, that's what. That's what we hear in person. Whoa, that's super, Cap.

[Jerry]

What?

[Arian Foster]

You like to engage with people?

[Jerry]

If virtually every single interaction I've ever had with someone in public who's like, hey, like, I'm a big fan of love, the show is awesome. Awesome. They're great. It's people online who are tweeting. From a burner with no name on it. That I don't. I don't. I don't. Even if you're telling me like, hey, Big T, you're great. Thank you so much. I appreciate you for saying that. I don't need to see it one way or the other. It doesn't. It doesn't make a difference to me now when someone takes the time in person to come up and be like, hey, enjoy what you do it. I really enjoy listening to it. I think that's awesome and I love that. But on the Internet, I just don't. One way or the other, I don't care. I don't need to see it.

[Arian Foster]

I feel you. 46 year old big T mode activated. I'm with you, brother.

[Jerry]

Yeah, it's just. It's a. By the way, the last person I followed, It's 32 people down. It's Matt Kommer, the executive associate athletic director for major gifts at the Tennessee Fund. Awesome guy. Fantastic dude. And he never tweets instantaneously.

[Arian Foster]

Muted. Anyway, doesn't matter.

[Jerry]

Most people.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. I mean, I couldn't fathom following somebody to mute them. Like on the same thing. You click their page, click follow, and click mute on in a set. That's what.

[Jerry]

That's exactly what I do. And I'm going past that and past that. It's.

[Arian Foster]

I mean, there's no telling me.

[Jerry]

Yeah, that's the way it goes. There's Mackenzie.

[Arian Foster]

McKenzie. Muted.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Did she even do. Even tweet back? I don't even see you tweet like that.

[Mackenzie]

Like sometimes, occasionally.

[Jerry]

I don't even know that I follow these people like I follow Manny Ramirez. Don't know when that happened. Oh, it was probably when his son committed to ut. All right, so we can unfollow Manny. Like this guy. I have no idea who this guy is. Is. Well, he follows me, so I probably followed him back.

[Arian Foster]

Let me see who the last person I followed. I don't even know. Let me see.

[Jerry]

There's Ramon Foster, Shout out. Friend of the program.

[Big T]

Yes.

[Arian Foster]

My. The last person I follow was Chief.

[Jerry]

Love that.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, here's the. Here's the last. Let's see, the last 10, Chief. Dan Orlovsky, Misarowski, the Miz.

[Jerry]

I mean, love that.

[Arian Foster]

Saganisms. So it's an account that just puts out a bunch of Carl Sagan quotes. That's pretty cool. Scissor. Roger Steele. He's a golf influencer for Callaway. The clips account for the. The rap group and battle rap bum so it's this dude who just does a bunch of battle rap memes. Shout out to him, though. He. He never misses. Shout out to you, family. You are hilarious. I'll tell you what happened yesterday. I'm coaching these little kids and do you. Have you seen Ratatouille, the movie?

[Jerry]

I have not.

[Jared]

Not.

[Jerry]

I've not. It's never crossed my desk.

[Arian Foster]

I'm getting tired of this. Actually, you know what? Let me not.

[Jerry]

I know what happens. I. I'm familiar.

[Arian Foster]

All right, well, there is a scene in Ratatouille where that. I'mma spoil it now.

[Jerry]

Go for it. It's been out for 15 years.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, it came out like 2008. There's a scene at the end where the critic, Anton Ego, he smells the ratatouille that Remy cooked for him. And it. And it's like a flash, his light flash before his eyes. And it takes him all the way back to him as a kid sitting in his mom's kitchen and his mom made him ratatouille. And I had that moment yesterday when I was coaching. The head coach was running some. We were doing some, like, defensive pursuit drills, and he was like, hey, coach, will you just stand back there, be my running back? I was like, yeah, I got you. He's like, okay, we're gonna do a sweep left. Just kind of jog to the left and let him come at you. I'm like, bet. I get in my stance, I see the little kid defensive lineman getting a stance. I see the little linebackers put their hands on their pads, and it was just. I smell the grass. I was like, oh, my God. It was an emotional that I could not explain. It was such a rush of emotions. Good, bad, ugly. Great smell of grass. Tears, joy. It was. It was unreal moment. And then he said, hike. I got the ball. I gave a kid a little shimmy, you know what I mean? I had to give him one. And then I let him. I let him come tackle me. But it was. It was. It was an unreal moment, though. It was. I don't know how to explain that. It was. There's gotta be a word. There's gotta be a word for that somewhere. Je ne sais quoi. Maybe.

[Jerry]

Yeah. I don't know how many 12 year olds, if you were really trying and wearing pads, would it take to tackle you?

[Arian Foster]

There aren't enough.

[Jerry]

Well, so did you see there was a video recently. I don't know if they're the two strongest men in the world or there's some. Some combination of like some of the strongest guys in the world. It was two of them and they were playing tug of war with 4th graders and it only took 24th graders to beat them, which is way less than I would have guessed.

[Arian Foster]

Got you. Yeah, I mean I think it's just.

[Jerry]

But like if you put on pads and you were like, I'm gonna run these over.

[Arian Foster]

There's only 11. There's only 11 on the field. So that. That's not enough. I don't. They cannot. No, they cannot.

[Jerry]

You don't think if all 11 got to you at the same time?

[Arian Foster]

Well, one, there's only gonna be two or three that get to me. And they are getting stiff armed into another profession. They are not gonna tackle me though. But if you're talking like, okay, we can stack the defense and we put in 20. 20. Yeah, yeah, I think it would probably 25. 30 would probably 30. It just. That's a lot. That's a lot of children.

[Jerry]

12 isn't that young. They're 12. Listen, I'm not saying three of them could bring you down, but it's less than 30.

[Arian Foster]

Put my hand in his. I'm gonna send you a clip of me stiff arming a grown man.

[Jerry]

Listen a thousand percent. And you could, you could do that to five.

[Arian Foster]

I got a grown man. I got a grown man that he woke up in the morning for 10 plus years of his life. He, he hit the gym, he hit the weight room, he was pumping. I'm gonna be in the NFL. He made it to the NFL. He made the roster. He's getting millions of dollars. He's to supposed supporting his family. He. He catches me on a corner and I ain't seen him in the league since.

[Jerry]

What game was this?

[Arian Foster]

Cincinnati Bengals.

[Jerry]

Do you remember what year?

[Arian Foster]

Playoffs. He was even the starter in the playoffs.

[Jerry]

I'm trying to find it.

[Arian Foster]

We gonna find it. We gonna find it. Just.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Type of Cincinnati playoff, Arian Foster run. I'm sure some shit'll pop up.

[Jerry]

Here's a sick one. Somebody had on Madden.

[Arian Foster]

Nope, wasn't there for that one.

[Jerry]

Was it? Did you score on the play?

[Arian Foster]

Oh, yeah.

[Jerry]

Okay, so I think I found it.

[Arian Foster]

It was the closeout to the Houston Texans franchise first franchise playoff win. It was, that was like the, that was the cherry on top. It was an amazing moment in my life.

[Jerry]

Oh, I got it.

[Arian Foster]

Got it.

[Jerry]

Well, is it? Yeah, this one. You just kind of went around him.

[Arian Foster]

No, no, that was. That's the wrong one.

[Jerry]

Yeah, like you kind of stiff arm a guy, but you kind of just like he didn't go down.

[Arian Foster]

It was him. It was me getting him off. I have. I have other ones I can give you. But that's not the point. The point is.

[Jerry]

No, I, I understand what you're saying.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. But in no world can a 12 year old tackle me one.

[Jerry]

Of course not. But 16 of them might be able to.

[Arian Foster]

You got to get close. How you going to get close? We're on a regular field, right?

[Jerry]

Are we say so I guess that's an important distinction. Are we saying that it's just snap of the ball. They don't know the play and now you're out running them or how many that are. We are. It is a given that they are tackling you. How many before you can't run through them anymore.

[Arian Foster]

You can. Okay. So I'm just. I have the. How close are they to me all these, these details matter.

[Jerry]

Let's answer it both ways. I think you're right. If. If you're running toss left and they don't know what the play is and the guy tosses you the ball and now you're just going yeah. You could outrun all of them before they could tackle you.

[Arian Foster]

That.

[Jerry]

That's not even a question. I'm. Let's say you're doing. There are cones 10 yards apart. You are running straight through. There's 40 of them. How many before you get brought.

[Arian Foster]

Much, much less than 40. Much less than 40. Yeah. I mean I think four, four to six probably can do the job if, if, if they willing to sacrifice like one of them got to. Huh.

[Jerry]

That's what I'm saying. Like given that they are tackling you. How many before you went down?

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

So I mean.

[Arian Foster]

Okay, so the biggest, the biggest I guess differentiate. Differentiation between like Little League and then high school and then college and the NFL is somebody's. Somebody's will to be hurt. Like that is. That is best way I describe it. So if, if I have. I would say five to six dogs that a 12 year old that. That say I don't give a. I'm headhunting. I feel like they could get the job done. 10 yard cones. I gotta. I gotta do my best to run through them. I will. I will hurt a couple of them for sure and it's gonna take all of them but I think maybe five to six to seven and just, just off the mirror of like there's a lot of bodies in the way and I. It's hard to step over all of that shit. But like it would be. It'll be tough. Cause, I mean, they just bodies in the way. That would be tough. Have you ever seen those videos where it's like Little League practice, and at the end they. They want the. Or they have the moms tackle the. Tackle the kids? Yeah, those are great videos, man. Really, really wholesome there.

[Jerry]

How's your team coming together?

[Arian Foster]

How's my what?

[Jerry]

Your team coming.

[Arian Foster]

If I'm being honest, man, I think we're behind eight ball right now. I think we're behind the eight ball.

[Jerry]

Is it the local, like, rec league situation, or are y' all playing, like, other.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, no, we play. It's. It's real. This Texas. Texas football.

[Big T]

Okay.

[Arian Foster]

Tackle. The reason why I think we're behind the eight ball is because this is just from my vantage point of me knowing ball. I think initially the coaches were focusing on conditioning, kids doing drills, stuff like that. And I'm like, yo, we have a scrimmage in two weeks. So the first couple days of practice, I just kind of oversee what's going on. I'm trying to get a feel for everything for everybody. And so we had a meeting last night, actually, where I sat down. I was like, okay, we need to start locking in on these plays, right? I'm not going to have a disorganized offense. And so we need to start doing reps. Reps. Footwork. Footwork. Footwork. That's why it's. It's. It's. It's very. It was eye opening because it's like going back in time to seeing how kids were when I was a kid and. And seeing how. How much knowledge I've accrued over the years without knowing I was accruing all this knowledge. And so the things I took for granted, the fundamentals that I took for granted, I have to kind of bring that back down to where I'm at and come back down and say, okay, basic footwork. How do you take a handoff? How do you step. How do you, like, those kind of things need to be built from the ground up in order to run a solid offense? And I think that learning curve for me is it's been fun, but it's going to be. It's going to be a challenge because, I don't know, I was always one of those kids that you tell me once I get it done. So we got a lot of. To do, a lot of work to be done. But I'm excited, man. You know, I didn't. Couldn't have told me last year I was going to be coaching football.

[Mackenzie]

Do they like, understand that you're their coach, like, who you are.

[Arian Foster]

Not yet. I don't think. The coaches haven't said, yo, this is who this is. This is what's going on. Nah, I'm just a guy out there to them right now. There's this one little white kid that. That came up to me after practice. He said. He walked up and said, hey, man, thank you. I was like, you're welcome, man. He's like, thank you.

[Mackenzie]

Your boys aren't on that team, right?

[Arian Foster]

No. They don't want to touch a football.

[Big T]

They don't.

[Arian Foster]

You know, I mean.

[Jerry]

I mean, what's nuts if Those kids are 12, they were born in 2013.

[Mackenzie]

You were in the prime.

[Jerry]

I don't know you from Adam.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, they don't know. They don't know me at all. They don't know me at all. But, like, again, so I don't know how. I don't know how it is nowadays, right? When I was growing up, when I was a kid, if you were a college athlete, I looked at you like a God. I don't know how it is nowadays, right? There's Internet, and it's a much further reach. But I remember thinking, like, there was this cat name on the New Mexico Lobos when I was a kid. Kenny Thomas and Spider Smith. Kenny Thomas ended up playing for the Sixers for a long time in the league, but those two dudes were like, oh, my. I met him. They were coming out the tunnel. The. The. The UNM Lobos had, you know. You know, the Pit, that arena. It's one of the more famous college basketball stadiums because it's, like, built down. But anyway, I remember thinking, like, yo, these dudes are. They're gods. And I would go to the Lobo games, and I was like, yo, these dudes are crazy. I would, like, dap them up. I'm like, ah, you touch my hair. So I never met a professional athlete before. If I had met a professional, I. I would have. I'd have lost my. I'm like, yo, this is insane. Like, what are you doing? But, like, again, they're from a different city. They probably see people they like a lot. I don't know, but I would lose my. Who knows, though? I don't know.

[Jerry]

Have they. Has anyone sat them down and been like, hey, this guy played the NFL?

[Arian Foster]

I don't think so.

[Jerry]

Like, they legit may not know. I'm. And I'm not saying, like, possible they should, but I'm.

[Arian Foster]

And maybe we. Maybe we blow my cover later on in the season. But I want. I don't want my respect to come from, oh, he played in the NFL. I want my respect to come from, like, damn. I respect the way you're coaching me. Like, I'm not a coach that's going to yell at you. I'm not yelling at you one, because I don't have that voice. You know what I mean? I got a dad voice, but I don't got, like, a coach voice. The dad voice is like, hey. And then I kind of like shocks and jolts them and they drop whatever they're doing. The coaching voice is not the same. It's like, I don't have that. I'm. I'm nice. I'm cool. I'm a players coach. Hey, I'm only gonna tell you once. This is what you gotta. We gotta get this done. Do it again. Nope, do it again. Like, that's. That's me. I'm not gonna. I ain't gonna yell at you, though. That's not my vibe. I can't do that. But super excited. I'm gonna give. I'm gonna give updates throughout the. Throughout the season.

[Big T]

I mean, now, your daughter's great at tennis, right?

[Arian Foster]

She's amazing. It's really fun. I just dropped her off this morning. It was amazing. It's fun to watch.

[Big T]

So I was gonna say, who's our best tennis player in the office? Probably Mincy.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Jack.

[Jerry]

Jack.

[Big T]

Jack was cheating.

[Arian Foster]

Y' all's best.

[Jared]

He's.

[Jerry]

He. Listen, he's actually not bad.

[Arian Foster]

I'm not judged. I am judging.

[Jerry]

Yeah, no, I. I understand, but he's not bad.

[Big T]

You can judge. Yeah, that's his appropriate place to judge. Wait, are you judging Mincey? Are you judging us for not being as good as Mincy?

[Arian Foster]

Everybody involved.

[Jerry]

Is Hubs good at tennis?

[Big T]

Yeah, Hubs is good at tennis. Because I was going to say that if Arian had never played tennis before, if you put a rack in his hand, I think you give him, like, two days, and he's probably better than anybody in this office. Have you ever played darts?

[Arian Foster]

I've thrown darts. Don't know that I've done it, like, competitively. Like, you know, you get drunk at a bar, there's a dartboard. Yeah, done that. Hit a couple bullseyes, but never thought too much of it. I'm sure I could figure it out.

[Big T]

You know, what's happened to me twice in the last two rounds that I've played on a golf course. It's been a short par four. Like, I'm talking 300 yards or so. And I step up and I'm like, it. I'm gonna try to drive the green on it. I hit first mistake. Hit driver. It goes out of bounds rounds, and I say it. I'm gonna do it again. Hit driver goes on to the green, rolls right past the hole. Really? How bad would that suck to get a hole in? I mean, it'd be. It'd be a good score, but if you got a hole in one on a par four, but it was actually. Yeah.

[Jerry]

Your third stroke, would you say that you got a hole in one if you did that?

[Big T]

I mean, I guess it. It's probably a better debate to say on a part. I think on a par four, if you get a hole in one, no matter what, you can be like, this is awesome.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That's cool.

[Jared]

Cool.

[Big T]

But if it was on a par three and you've never gotten a hole in one before, you hit your first shot into the water, and then second shot that you hit off the te goes in. You can't call that only one. That's a par.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, it's par.

[Jerry]

I think any shot from the tee box that goes in is a hole in one.

[Big T]

No, I disagree. I. You're going to have hole in one. Twitter coming at you pretty hard.

[Jerry]

T. That's fine. Think. Think about this, though. Okay? If you play a thousand par threes over the course of however long. Right.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

And you make it on the south, the thousandth. That's a hole in one. But you're telling me if you make it on your second shot on. On one, that it's not a hole in one.

[Big T]

I see your point.

[Arian Foster]

It's a part.

[Big T]

It's not your first swing ever on a par three.

[Mackenzie]

Correct.

[Big T]

Although, you know who did do that? Ovechkin. Yeah. First round of golf, par three, hone one.

[Jerry]

I feel like I remember hearing.

[Big T]

Is it golf easy?

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Big T]

Golf easy sport. I play ball hole.

[Arian Foster]

I did it.

[Jerry]

I did it.

[Big T]

I did it.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

He had no idea. What an amazing accomplishment that was like.

[Jerry]

I. Trust me, I do understand that it is not a hole in one in quotation marks, but the essence of the.

[Arian Foster]

Whole table is literally not.

[Jerry]

I know, I know. But three, you made it in from the tee box, which is generally what people refer to as a hole in one.

[Big T]

Okay.

[Arian Foster]

No, that'd be a hole out. You hold out. That happens. That's like, you know, what do they call it? Alcatraz? Yeah, that's about that up. But, yeah, it's a whole lot. It's Not a hole in one, Jerry.

[Big T]

You got a hole in how many hole in 2,600. There you go.

[Jared]

Somewhere around there.

[Big T]

Never been done before.

[Jared]

No.

[Big T]

Have you thought about running that back?

[Jared]

No, not really. Because I. I shouldn't even have done.

[Big T]

It after the first time.

[Jared]

Should just let it just be, you know.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Jared]

But no, I mean, I don't think I would do it again. I've been trying to get it on a real course.

[Big T]

Yeah, you've come close.

[Jared]

We should do like a whole company. Like a. The whole barstool company to play a part three and just stay there.

[Big T]

Everybody.

[Jerry]

Everyone.

[Jared]

No, no, not until everybody makes. Until.

[Jerry]

Until someone. Someone makes on a ro. That's more.

[Big T]

More reason we all have to stay out there until somebody gets.

[Jared]

Exactly. Yeah, that'd be a fun.

[Arian Foster]

Have to do that off of mats that. Yeah, that. Teapots would be toe up after that.

[Big T]

Chew it up. But big week. Excited to be back here. Excited to get ready for the golf tournament next week. I was talking to Jerry before we started taping, and I. Jerry, you've been expanding your friend circle a lot recently, which I. Yes, I. I like that you're. You're kind of seeing different cultures. I know that you've been hanging out with a lot of Indian people recently. Yes, I have.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Loving their culture. Yeah. Is that a problem?

[Jared]

Yeah. Something against the Indians area?

[Big T]

No.

[Arian Foster]

I mean, please just finish. I mean, I'm so curious as the way this is going.

[Big T]

Yeah. Where. Where did you meet your first Indian friend?

[Jared]

On a golf course. All time.

[Jerry]

My.

[Jared]

All time.

[Big T]

No, no. Like, I know you've been on, like, this.

[Jared]

Yeah, yeah. They're creators of this app, and they asked me to join the app, and it gives you access to like 20, 30 different courses in the Chicagoland area.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Jared]

And they let me become a member, and we pretty much just. Whenever you want to play, you just go to the app, click there. Free tea time, free cart.

[Big T]

You get paid for it. No, no, I'm just doing it.

[Jared]

I just did it. You know, they reached out to me and they're like, dude, we'd love to have you be a member.

[Big T]

Dude, I'm like, not getting paid at all.

[Jared]

No $0. I swear.

[Big T]

No equity.

[Jared]

No equity.

[Arian Foster]

Nothing.

[Big T]

What's your angle here, Jerry? I don't have free golf.

[Mackenzie]

Golf.

[Jared]

It's free golf.

[Big T]

So you get to play for free? Oh, yeah.

[Jared]

Well, if you're a member, you play for free.

[Big T]

Correct. So you get free membership.

[Jared]

Correct.

[Jerry]

Free membership.

[Big T]

Okay. Gotcha.

[Jared]

No, no cash. No.

[Jerry]

You know what I mean?

[Big T]

Have you, have you tried the food yet?

[Jared]

I mean, I've had Indian food before, but I've had the Trader Joe's Indian food.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Jared]

You know, I never really had the authentic Indian cuisine.

[Big T]

I was supposed to go to a.

[Jared]

Barbecue with them and I have no idea what an Indian barbecue looks like, but I was supposed to go, I think it was July 4th or 5th to. We were playing golf and they invited me over to the cookout afterwards and I just, I couldn't make it.

[Big T]

Invited the cookout?

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Is it cookout or barbecue?

[Big T]

No, no, I like that you're invited to the cookout. Yeah, yeah.

[Jared]

I mean, listen, you know, I mean, I, I, I'm a big fan. I mean, they're cool people, you know, I feel like, you know, I posted a couple pictures on Twitter and people were pretty mean, but they were probably one of the nicest people I've ever.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Met in my life.

[Jared]

Yeah, they're from the uk.

[Big T]

Okay. One thing I do love about Indian culture is the weddings.

[Jared]

I don't know anything about.

[Big T]

Weddings are great. The, the clothes that they wear for weddings, it's like brightly colored stuff. The weddings last for days. It's like a big, big event. Yeah, it's, it's huge. Very festive. Big T. You should think about having an Indian wedding.

[Jerry]

I know you don't listen to this show when you're away. Aryan does not own a suit, but he does own like Indian wedding attire and he's planning on wearing that to my wedding.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I love that.

[Big T]

It's a good look. Amazing.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

But recently I do, I do now own a suit.

[Jerry]

Big T. In the last. That was like four days.

[Arian Foster]

Well, no, remember I told the whole thing was I have to go get a suit that day because my man was turning 50.

[Jerry]

Oh, right, right, right.

[Arian Foster]

And it was, it was a black tie event. So crazy. It's not that crazy, but so it's a black tie event. I've never really been to a black tie event. You have to. It's all black. I thought I just meant wear a black tie. So I got all jigged up.

[Jerry]

What would you wear a black tie with if not like a black suit?

[Arian Foster]

That's what I'm saying. I got jigged up. I got the little tux thing where it's a white coat with like black trim. I was fresh. And so he, you know, if everybody's wearing black, he popped out. Cause he was wearing a white coat. And I saw him, he was like, you motherfuckers. Like, oh, damn, my bad. So I Didn't understand the concept, but, yeah, so we. We matched. It was clean, though.

[Jerry]

Nice. How'd you feel dressed up?

[Arian Foster]

You know what, though? It might be a thing to do. I felt good.

[Jerry]

Interesting.

[Arian Foster]

Felt really good. I mean, I was like, you know, I was turning some. Turning some 55, 60 year old heads over there.

[Jerry]

Big T. Yeah.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Jerry had a question for you.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Oh, no, I didn't know what. I didn't know what jig meant.

[Big T]

What was that? You said you got jigged up?

[Arian Foster]

Oh, jigged up. Just like fresh.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Big T]

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Is that like the new terminology here?

[Big T]

I think we can say it. Can we say that jigged.

[Arian Foster]

No. You know, it's not racial. That's. It's culture. I. I know I've been saying this. I was little.

[Big T]

Okay. But. But Jerry's also made some. Some new. New friends.

[Jared]

Yes.

[Big T]

Expand the horizon. So where.

[Jared]

Probably about 20 or 30 of them.

[Big T]

That's a lot of friends.

[Jared]

Yeah, a lot.

[Arian Foster]

You made 30 friends?

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Jared]

No, no, no, no. This is no joke.

[Mark Titus]

This is.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

So where are they from? Palestine Wild. Yeah. Where'd you meet him?

[Jared]

So one of my friends, not, we were never friends, but we just. We knew kind of the same people. Like, we. We talked to some of the Nelk boys. They. He talked to some of the Nelk boys, and we were friendly in that aspect.

[Arian Foster]

We.

[Jared]

I seen him once time in Vegas, hung out for a little bit, played some blackjack. And, you know, he lives here in Chicago. And one night he was like, would love to, you know, chill or whatever. Come to my cousin's place. He owns a hookah spot down here. I went at like. He's like, what was really weird was he was saying like. I was like, hey, what time you thinking? Like eight, nine? He's like, oh, no. Come by at like 12. Like 12 in the morning. He's like. He's like, yeah, yeah. We're gonna start to pile in around that time.

[Big T]

You mean like in the middle of the night?

[Jared]

Yes.

[Big T]

12. Okay.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yes.

[Jared]

So I went, I drove down. It was like an hour drive for me. We hung out till like 4 or 5 in the morning. Had a great time, hung out, and then the next time, and it was all of his cousins, and there's like 20 or 30 of them, super respectful, nice people. Give you the shirt off their back. Great. And then the next time we hung out, which was a couple nights ago, I went to their warehouse. Some of them own, like, tobacco shops.

[Arian Foster]

Some of them own.

[Jared]

Mechanic. They're mechanics. So they own shops like that. So I went over there, hung out. Same time, 11:30, 12, they meet up and they have this warehouse and all the cousins pitch in monthly for the warehouse steak. I mean, they're making everything. Ribs. I mean, it was. It was incredible. Bullshitting, playing cards.

[Big T]

It sounds awesome.

[Jared]

Smoking hookah, working on cars. It was amazing.

[Big T]

So just hanging out, talking to like 4 o' clock in the morning.

[Jared]

Yeah, it was. It was awesome. And I actually met the. One of the mayors from West Bank.

[Big T]

From the. The West Bank.

[Arian Foster]

They're.

[Jerry]

They're.

[Jared]

Yes, the west bank in Palestine. And he was there and we had like an hour and a half conversation.

[Big T]

So what did he tell you?

[Jared]

He told me a lot.

[Arian Foster]

Like.

[Jared]

Like, thing is, I don't know anything about this stuff, you know, I mean, I don't know, you know, the whole war that's going on over there. But the stuff that he was saying was pretty sad.

[Big T]

Sad.

[Jared]

It was really, really sad. I never, like, looked into it and, you know, not sound disrespectful. I never really cared much.

[Big T]

Right.

[Jared]

But now that I met them, you know, I did some more research and stuff, and it's pretty crazy what's going on. Actually. I feel like I disrespect him a little bit because I. He was saying to me all these things, and I was like, why don't you just leave? He's like, put his hand on this leaf. What do you mean, leaf? It's my country.

[Arian Foster]

And then.

[Jared]

Oh, you're right.

[Arian Foster]

You're right. Yeah.

[Jared]

You know, fair. That's a fair point, you know?

[Big T]

Yeah. But I mean, it's also like, it's. If you don't know anything about it, it's a question that you would ask.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Big T]

It's like, hey, if. If things are going really bad.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

And a lot of people have left or tried to leave, but sometimes. Sometimes they can't leave.

[Jared]

You know what I heard, it was pretty crazy. He was like, you know, he. He's only here for a couple days.

[Big T]

He lives over there.

[Jared]

He said when he. When he goes back, he has to go through, like, Jordan. And then at one of the checkpoints, his house is like a mile down the road. The checkpoint's a mile before his house. And they tell him, no, you can't go through. You got to go all the way around. So you said to travel like six hours just to get just one mile. Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

[Big T]

That is nuts.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Big T]

I'm glad that you're making new friends, though.

[Jared]

Yeah. Expanding. You know what I mean, just, just expanding. But the great groups of guys, the Indians and the Palestine's. Palestine guys were really, really nice people.

[Big T]

What other countries would you like to meet people from? Oh, if you put together like a dream rotation. Dream barbecue rotation.

[Jared]

I really love the Indians and I really love the, The Palestinian guys. They're great, man. Even though I'm Italian, I got no interest in the Italians.

[Big T]

Really. Self, Self hating.

[Jared]

Not even self hating.

[Big T]

It's kind. I don't know, I mean, you've seen, you've met enough.

[Jared]

I've met enough Italians. You know what I mean? I met enough trying to think, yeah.

[Big T]

If you could have, if you could pick one nationality to have like a great friend from. I think you love Australian people.

[Jared]

Yeah, I like, I like Australian people. I think the accent's pretty cool. I don't know much about the culture and whatnot. I know they eat kangaroo, don't they?

[Arian Foster]

I don't know. Do they eat kangaroo?

[Jared]

I don't know.

[Big T]

I know they have a lot of kangaroos.

[Jared]

Maybe they don't eat them.

[Big T]

I don't know. I have had kangaroo before.

[Jared]

I have met a. I mean, Aaron, you. You're African American, correct?

[Big T]

I am.

[Jared]

All right, so I met, I met these.

[Jerry]

Well, I don't wanna.

[Jared]

I didn't want to assume.

[Big T]

You didn't want to assume? Yeah.

[Jerry]

That's fair.

[Jared]

I don't say nothing disrespectful.

[Arian Foster]

I met you might be Italian, I.

[Big T]

Don'T know, like Mike tirico.

[Arian Foster]

Me, Nick, K.B.

[Jared]

Mook. We all did a video with these guys from Africa and the cuisine was incredible. Joe, we had some jollof rice, some, some, some goat. It was really good.

[Big T]

I, I do like Ethiopian food a lot. Was it.

[Jared]

This guy might have been Ethiopian. I don't know.

[Big T]

Did they put out like a big, big circle of bread that you. No, no, no.

[Jared]

They weren't, they weren't Ethiopian. Oh, man. They were. They were an African. I don't know what it was. They were African Americans. Well, no, they were African, not Americans. I don't know the difference.

[Big T]

They were Africans.

[Jared]

Aryan, you're African American, right?

[Big T]

Yes. Are you sure?

[Arian Foster]

No, no, no.

[Jared]

So what's the difference between African American and Africa?

[Big T]

African. African American is somebody with African ancestry who lives in America. Ah, gotcha, gotcha.

[Jared]

Okay, so, yeah, Aaron's African American because he lives in America.

[Jerry]

Correct.

[Jared]

But if he lived in Ghana, he'd be African.

[Big T]

Yes.

[Arian Foster]

More. Yes, it would be. It'll be gone.

[Big T]

Okay, okay.

[Arian Foster]

Or just African. But saying African is like, Africa is the Most genetically diverse continent on the planet. So, like, you have every kind of everything over there. So it's. So it. It be more region specific.

[Big T]

Egypt is more aligned with, like, the Arab states. The.

[Jared]

I had an Egyptian friend. His name was Marijuana Med.

[Big T]

Oh, yeah, yeah. You told us about Marijuana Med. Yeah, I was confused about that because I thought his name was Marijuana Med, but his name is Marijuana Ahmed.

[Eric]

Ahmed.

[Big T]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Good friend.

[Jerry]

Good friend.

[Big T]

It was a little tricky. Still, I think that the craziest experience I've had, meeting somebody who is a. A part of my take listener that I would not assume was at the. It was the rugby. I think it was Rugby World Series out in Las Vegas back in 2016 or 2017. I went out there with fights, and we're just hanging out, and this dude comes up to me, and he's all dressed up in Kenyan gear and, like, the Kenyan flag and everything. Everything. And he's like, you're from part of my take. And I was like, yeah. And he's like, I love Larry the Goldfish. And I was like, what? What's going on? Like, the guy barely spoke English, but he was able to, like, talk about part of my take. And I was just looking at fights, like, what the hell is going on with this guy? And then, yeah, it was.

[Jerry]

He.

[Big T]

I think he referred to us as his inwards at one point. And then I was like, I. I can't say that, but I appreciate the sentiment behind it.

[Arian Foster]

Wow.

[Big T]

We were friends. I. I'm glad that you like a goldfish, Larry.

[Jared]

That's funny.

[Arian Foster]

All right, Big T, real quick fact check. They do eat kangaroo in Australia. I did not know that.

[Big T]

Oh, crazy.

[Arian Foster]

It's just a quick look. Yeah, they. They eat kangaroo meat. I didn't know that. I thought it was like a national. I don't know, like. Like how y' all feel about dogs. They feel about kangaroos, maybe. That's how I thought.

[Big T]

I think it's kind of like deer down there.

[Arian Foster]

There. Okay. Yeah.

[Jerry]

Y' all ever had Vegemite?

[Big T]

Vegemite?

[Jerry]

Yeah, it's like the. It's like their Nutella. It's like a spread. I don't even know what's in it.

[Big T]

It's made from yeast. Fermented yeast.

[Jerry]

Yeah, it's like a spread. They put on everything. It's terrible.

[Big T]

It's very bad.

[Jerry]

Yeah, it's all.

[Big T]

Smells bad. Tastes worse.

[Jerry]

They love it.

[Jared]

Why don't they eat it?

[Big T]

They love it. They put it on toast. I used to live with an Australian girl, and she had vegemite she would get it sent over from Australia for, and she would just have a stockpile that she kept in her closet. And it was. It was disgusting. I kept trying to eat it, and it was, like, not good.

[Jerry]

That has to be the worst smelling closet of all time.

[Big T]

It was a bad smelling closet.

[Jerry]

A very thick, dark brown Australian food spread made from leftover brewers yeast extract combined with various vegetables and spice additives.

[Jared]

It doesn't even sound good.

[Jerry]

It is known for its strong, salty, and slightly bitter umami flavor, which some describe as similar to beef bouillon.

[Big T]

No, it's. It's way worse. It tastes like rotten beef bouillon.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Big T]

And then in New Zealand, they eat Marmite, which is a little bit different, but I don't know what makes it different. I just know that if you talk to a New Zealand person, like, we don't eat Vegemite. We eat Marmite over here.

[Jerry]

Totally different thing.

[Big T]

Completely different thing. Yeah. So that's why I don't want to go on a cruise.

[Jerry]

Well, by the way, I'm looking right now, four nights Western Caribbean cruise has entered the discussion for bachelor party.

[Big T]

How much is it?

[Arian Foster]

I'm in. Fam. Hey, hold on. Am I still invited? If it's cruise 100, I am. You know what? That will entice me more. And. Yeah, that'll be just so much fun.

[Jerry]

Okay. I like that. I love the excitement, friends. I love the excitement.

[Arian Foster]

Sitting here toasting the Joe Biden. Let's do it, man.

[Jerry]

Okay.

[Arian Foster]

Let's do it.

[Jerry]

I'm trying to think if one of the guys who would come is. Is definitely more in line with you need him there. But yeah, I'm looking at. I'm looking at cruisers right now.

[Arian Foster]

Hey, that. That is a way to get me to go.

[Jerry]

Okay.

[Arian Foster]

It's probably not a way to get him to go because he's.

[Jerry]

But that's why we have to do it. You and I can make him go if you go. He has to do.

[Arian Foster]

He has to go, man. You're not gonna get fond. How about this? I'll go behind you in line, and if anybody follows you, we go out together, dog.

[Jerry]

That's your chief concern?

[Big T]

It's one of my concerns.

[Jerry]

What are the others?

[Big T]

Some of my other concerns are feeling trapped on the cruise ship. Some of my other concerns are take a Xanax. The food not being that great. Somebody.

[Jerry]

We'll get on a ship where that's not. That's not an issue.

[Big T]

Okay? So my other concerns include.

[Arian Foster]

I had hibachi. I had hibachi. They cook hibachi in front of you. We talk a shrimp. Talking scallops, talking lobster in front of you.

[Big T]

You're acting, you're acting like that's the, the pinnacle of modern eating.

[Jerry]

What do you want?

[Big T]

I don't. Wait.

[Jerry]

If the food, they have anything, if.

[Big T]

There'S something wrong with the food, everyone's getting sick.

[Jerry]

There's. There's nothing wrong with norovirus, that is.

[Big T]

Anyway, I'm concerned with the fact that there's, there's really no laws that you're in international waters.

[Jerry]

So we'll talk about that.

[Big T]

That the, the big billion dollar companies that are running these cruise ships have no real incentive to protect you. They're just worried about their profits.

[Arian Foster]

Eric, if you were a 22 year old bombshell woman, I would say you have a valid concern. Ain't nobody thinking about with you on a cruise, some 40 year old podcast. Ain't nobody gonna with you. They're gonna cheers you.

[Big T]

I'm not worried about getting like sex trafficked.

[Arian Foster]

What are you worried about?

[Big T]

I don't know. Just anything. Anything that could possibly happen.

[Jerry]

All right, here are my concerns about going on a cruise. Right? The line dancing will be too much fun. The weather will be too beautiful.

[Big T]

Good weather. Yeah.

[Jerry]

There will be too much other fun stuff to do. The casino will be too lively.

[Big T]

What if the WI fi goes down?

[Jerry]

The WI fi is, is an issue.

[Big T]

There we go.

[Arian Foster]

I had zero problems on mine. I'm just putting that out there. I was. Four day cruise to the Bahamas, zero WI fi issues. Just putting that out.

[Big T]

Do they have sports on tv?

[Jerry]

Yes, they have.

[Arian Foster]

They have sports bars.

[Big T]

No, but big T was. That was a. Yes, but that.

[Jerry]

So here's. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Yes. Except it's all like Caribbean channels.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

So like from what I've gathered, every time I go on a cruise and when I was in Mexico last year, like everything is espn. There are no espn, just has everything. So it's whatever's on ESPN that day, which is. So you get like the biggest thing of the day.

[Big T]

Maybe, maybe.

[Jerry]

But we'll go like, we'll go like into February when all that's on is like college basketball and it's not the, the tournament yet.

[Big T]

I'm going to miss the combine.

[Jerry]

Yes, you. You will have to miss a couple days of the combat. Well, we'll go after. When, When's the combine, dude?

[Big T]

Into February.

[Jerry]

Okay. We'll work around the combine.

[Arian Foster]

Okay.

[Jerry]

So go to St. Elmo's.

[Big T]

Some fun facts Some fun facts about cruises. I guess I'm the only anti cruise guy on the show.

[Mackenzie]

I've never been on one. I've never been on one and I have no desire.

[Big T]

Thank you.

[Jerry]

What?

[Big T]

You're missing the voice.

[Mackenzie]

I would want to go on it just to be on the boat. Like if it stayed docked, I'd enjoy the activities on the cruise ship. But I don't want to be out in the middle of the ocean.

[Arian Foster]

I'll tell you one of the most amazing times I had. We were on the top deck and on the top deck they had this little mini putt putt course, right? And I'm sitting there, I got my little ones and we playing putt putt and we just on the top. And the sun is like 13 degrees above the shoreline and it's nothing but water and it's music playing. Kids are having a blast. Cool breeze on this beautiful sun kissed skin. And I was just. I had a moment. It's amazing. You gotta do it. It's amazing.

[Jerry]

And let me tell you something else. At night you go out on your balcony and it's just nothing but pure black.

[Big T]

That's terrifying.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

That's not.

[Jerry]

Never seen anything like it. Like that's not beautiful.

[Big T]

That is not a selling point for me.

[Jerry]

It is.

[Arian Foster]

Okay, here.

[Jerry]

Void of nothingness as far as you can see.

[Big T]

All right, Mike McDaniel, here's what I'm thinking about. The concern for me is if you're on a cruise ship and you fall over, you are, you are signing yourself up for the worst death of all time.

[Jerry]

For sure. 100. You know how you avoid that? You know how you avoid that? You don't fall over.

[Big T]

Especially if it's at nighttime and you fall into this black void of nothingness. You're in the water, you see the cruise ship driving away from you. You know you're. You know you're dead. You can stay afloat for maybe an hour and then you're either going to get ripped apart by sharks or you're just going to have to give up due to fatigue. And then you just drown in the ocean, fully conscious of what's happening.

[Jerry]

Everything you just said is 100% correct. The only problem with it is that your IQ has to be about standard deviations below the mean to fall off a cruise ship.

[Big T]

Not true. You could be a child.

[Arian Foster]

Are you a child?

[Jerry]

Right? Yeah. You're 40.

[Big T]

No, but you could be. I'm saying you could. One could be a child and fall off. You have too much to drink.

[Jerry]

You'd still have to be very stupid.

[Big T]

And you fall off.

[Arian Foster]

You'd have to be adventurously dumb. So like, hey man, I'm a peek over man. I'm a don't. The. All of the. All of the railings are especially for you.

[Big T]

Here we go. Here we go.

[Jerry]

Somehow Marion and I could fall over if we wanted to. You probably can't.

[Big T]

I'd have to make it.

[Arian Foster]

You have. You'd have to use your athletics.

[Jerry]

You have to jump.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, there's a lot. Yeah, there's a lot there. So you're safe, man. You are safe.

[Big T]

You're forgetting how athletic I am though. I am sometimes when I walk I just. I bound.

[Arian Foster]

Okay. Super.

[Big T]

I'm explosive. These legs are explosive.

[Jerry]

We're going on.

[Big T]

Maybe. Maybe I just don't. Maybe. How about this? Maybe I just don't want to be on a ship and think about what would happen if I fell over, how.

[Arian Foster]

Bad that would be.

[Big T]

Maybe it's just the anxiety.

[Jerry]

We're going on a cruise.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. I. I mean it's. It's an amazing experience. I would absolutely go on. The only trepidation I have now is bringing small kids because of the other unknown factors and weirdos and shit like that. But you straight. You know what I mean? You don't gotta worry about that. You 40 year old. Pft, five' nine.

[Big T]

Thank you.

[Arian Foster]

You don't got no worries, man.

[Jerry]

Speaking of football, I have a tweet that I'd like to read you and I'm going to explain. Exclude the player's name and I'm going to see if you can guess what player it's about.

[Big T]

Okay?

[Jerry]

Okay. X has been playing like an all caps bona fide superstar throughout camp. One source close to the X team reportedly believes X could be the starter on 10 NFL teams. Has reportedly ended several camp practices being the best. I'll give you the position best quarterback on the field including this team starter. Accuracy and decision making have reportedly taken a quote significant leap from last season to this has shown every indication he can be an elite QB1 in the NFL.

[Big T]

Okay. So let's think about Joe Milton.

[Jerry]

We got it.

[Big T]

It's Joe Milton.

[Jerry]

He's back.

[Big T]

Let's go.

[Jerry]

Here's. Here's the rule.

[Big T]

Who tweeted that out?

[Jerry]

Phase one that is for it's several places if it's all like the aggregate accounts but like Cowboys reporters have been saying like that he's made the best throws at camp and stuff. Joe Milton should be required to be on a different team every season so that we can do this every year because it's awesome. It's so much fun.

[Big T]

Yeah, it's great. I wish he wasn't on the Cowboys. It sucks that he's on the Cowboys.

[Jerry]

What if he. What if this really is. What if he's awesome this time?

[Big T]

Oh, I just watched Joe Milton bomb. Holy.

[Jerry]

He threw 175 yards yesterday on.

[Big T]

Oh, my God. I.

[Arian Foster]

Wait, so. So they're saying that he. He's. He's.

[Jerry]

He's played better than Dak Prescott in some practices. It seems like some have said that. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

I would love nothing more if I. With Joe. That's my dog, dude.

[Jerry]

He's. He's awesome.

[Big T]

He's so good.

[Arian Foster]

I love it. I didn't even know he was on Cowboys.

[Jerry]

Yeah, the Patriots traded him, reportedly because he thought he should be starting over. Drake maybe. Which. Maybe he should.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

Who knows?

[Eric]

He.

[Arian Foster]

Go get his chat. That's one thing I know about the NFL. Your. Your number will eventually be called, and I hope he answers that call.

[Jerry]

I mean, he did start the last game of the season last year, and he won the game despite the fact that the Patriots wanted to lose. So that may be. That may be an even bigger mark in your favor than trying to win a game your team's trying to win. Yeah, they wanted to lose. He still won.

[Big T]

Okay, so where should we try to get Joe? Obviously, what could happen would be if.

[Jerry]

So you.

[Big T]

If a starter gets it. I don't want him on the Cowboys because I. I want Joe to be good. I want to be able to watch and enjoy Joe, what are teams.

[Jerry]

He could.

[Arian Foster]

Quintessential. A quintessential team for Joe Milton is the Oakland Raiders. Oh, they're not Oakland. The Las Vegas Raiders. Quintessential.

[Big T]

Okay, Gino. And Joe.

[Arian Foster]

However you want to slice it, maybe. Maybe he sits for a year.

[Jerry]

Maybe.

[Arian Foster]

Maybe he takes over whatever the case may be. But all. All raw talent. That is. That is where you send people with all raw talent. Hopefully they build pieces around him.

[Jerry]

A Raiders Joe Milton jersey would go crazy.

[Big T]

He's sick.

[Arian Foster]

I. Around Snaguar. I'm lying.

[Big T]

I won't.

[Arian Foster]

But that'd be. That'd be a nice jersey. Okay.

[Big T]

The teams I would like to see Joe Milton on. The New Orleans Saints. No.

[Jerry]

I mean, then I can't root for him. That's the only NFL team that, like, I have ill will towards. Like, that's the only one. And of course, they're the one who drafts every Tennessee player. They've had, like, 10 in the last five years.

[Big T]

They've had some good players.

[Jerry]

The Cleveland Browns could be fun.

[Mackenzie]

They need another.

[Jerry]

Not great for his career, probably, but I'd lock in.

[Mackenzie]

He looks good in orange.

[Big T]

He does. That's a good point.

[Arian Foster]

So a different kind of orange. So I got a question about Shador Sanders. I have. Have not been following the saga, but on my Windows desktop, I get MSN updates. So, like, I'll go to my bottom left corner and it's just like, current events, news, what's going on. And almost every day for the last two, three weeks has been hit pieces on Shador. And they're bad. Like, it's obvious, like, some kind of bias from these. These are, like, aren't like, reputable websites. They're like, from everywhere. Right. But like, every day, something about Dorsenus has been popping up like they're thinking about cutting them. GM says something bad about him, owner says something bad about him, blah, blah. Every single day. I'm. I'm like, damn, they're really on his head. But then I turn around today and I see he. He about to. To start the first preseason game. So I just. I just want. I don't. I don't. Those are conflicting things for me. I want. I want like a. I want like a. A clear picture of what's actually going on.

[Jerry]

He was listed fourth on their first depth chart.

[Arian Foster]

Okay.

[Jerry]

So I think the first preseason game, they're like, the first two probably won't even play.

[Arian Foster]

He's not gonna play.

[Jerry]

No, I'm saying the reason he's starting is because, like, Flacco and whoever was.

[Mackenzie]

Pickett second, like Joe Pickett, Dylan Gabriel, and then also, lest we forget, Tyler Huntley is also a member of the Cleveland Browns at this time.

[Big T]

Snoop.

[Jerry]

Yeah, like, they. They probably won't even play Flacco and Pickett at all, so.

[Mackenzie]

Well, Pickett and Dylan Gabriel are hurt.

[Jerry]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

Well, then that's why he's starting. But yeah, he was listed fourth.

[Big T]

There's also a chance they're starting him, hoping he has a great game and then you can trade him.

[Jerry]

Could be.

[Mackenzie]

I'm seeing Cleveland people like, like Cleveland beat reporters like him.

[Jerry]

But what are you going to trade Shudder Sanders for? Yeah, not a higher draft pick than what no team was willing to just use on.

[Big T]

I think if he looks good. Yeah.

[Jerry]

So you think you draft him in the fifth round, he has one great preseason game, and then someone trades you.

[Big T]

A fourth rounder if there's an injury. Injury. That's the thing is, like, The. The preseason injuries to quarterbacks.

[Arian Foster]

That.

[Big T]

That is the one thing that will make teams overpay for a quarterback on a different roster. I still think it's Joe Flacco. I think he's going to start the season. The Saints have all three of their quarterbacks listed as starters. They've got too many good quarterbacks in New Orleans right now. That's their problem.

[Mackenzie]

Who are. I couldn't name one.

[Big T]

That's on Tyler Shuck, Spencer Rattler and some guy. Okay, there's a guy. They got another guy. Taysom Hill.

[Mackenzie]

Really?

[Big T]

No. Oh, I mean, they do have him, but it's some technically use him. I. I can say with confidence that some other guy. Jake Hayner. That's right.

[Jerry]

Fresno State.

[Big T]

The all. He's the ultimate some guy.

[Jerry]

Yeah. Hey, that's a great way to make a career.

[Big T]

It is. Yeah. If you can stick around as a backup, more power to you. It's a high paying, coveted job.

[Jerry]

Shout out. Chase. Daniel.

[Arian Foster]

What's up, guys? This is Jimmy calling in. I got a little sports question for you. If you guys could go around and name your top three sports duos of all time. So Kobe and Shaq. I'm a Boston guy, so Jalen and Jason Tatum. But yeah, I'm curious. I'm not making that list.

[Big T]

What's that?

[Arian Foster]

Top five? They're making that list.

[Big T]

All right, well, let's hear it.

[Arian Foster]

I like. I like Jordan Pippen, number one. I like. Give me. Give me Kobe, Shaq. Give me Steve Young, Jerry Rice.

[Big T]

Not even Montana and Rice.

[Arian Foster]

No, give me Steve Young and Jerry Rice. Okay, I think that's. I think that's prime Jerry right there. Then give me. This is a great question. You know what? I'm gonna stay football and then give me Chris Carter, Randy Moss. Then give me. That's a great question. Then give me Barry Sanders and whoever on this team.

[Big T]

I'm gonna say something controversial for my answer. I just want. Let it be known. You might not be thinking about this, but you should.

[Arian Foster]

RG3.

[Big T]

No. Gronk and Aaron Hernandez, they. They were a problem. You could not guard the two of them. You had maybe the two best tight ends in the NFL on the same team on the same field at the same time. There was not a defense that you could drop. And guess what? If you're. If you were needing to run the football, Aaron could do that. You had. You had thunder and lightning. Aaron was like the speed demon. Ran like a deer.

[Arian Foster]

He had big bruiser Gronk, speed demons. Kind of crazy, but he Was fast.

[Big T]

For a tight end.

[Arian Foster]

He's very solid tight end.

[Big T]

Yes, he's very fast for a tight end. Great pass catcher.

[Arian Foster]

I think if he's not a murderer, he's. He has an amazing career and, you know, possibly could be probably hall of.

[Big T]

Famer, but it's crazy that they had it. Yeah, yeah, he was that good.

[Jerry]

He had a couple very good years. I did. I didn't think you'd say hall of Fame, though.

[Arian Foster]

Well, I mean, his career got cut short because of murder charges, and you have one of, if not the greatest quarterback of all time pitching you the ball, you're gonna put up some numbers.

[Big T]

Yeah. That off the offense was unstoppable. There's nothing that you could do to go. If you had one linebacker or a safety that was like. Like above average or very good at covering a tight end, that's great. Guess what? We still have maybe the second best tight end in the NFL that's also on the field, so. Good luck. Couldn't guard him with a wide receiver. I don't know.

[Arian Foster]

He was second at the time. I believe there was a few. There was like Gates, maybe Jimmy Graham. Antonio Gates was in there. Jimmy Graham was there. Jason Whitten was. Was in the league at the time.

[Big T]

But Aaron was right in that conversation.

[Arian Foster]

He's. He's up there for sure. No, I think. I think he's even would easily be a perennial Pro Bowler and, you know, questionably hall of Famer if he. If he stays out of murder charges.

[Big T]

Yeah. Couldn't put a safety on him.

[Jerry]

Really.

[Big T]

Couldn't put a cornerback, linebacker. Sure. He did have a. Yes, he had trouble with safety.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Or didn't.

[Big T]

Yeah. Don't line up in the pistol formation.

[Jerry]

Come on.

[Big T]

But yeah, that's. Listen, obviously the off the field stuff. Problem on the field stuff. We can. We can be honest with ourselves. I think I'm the first person that's honest. Honest enough to say it. Hernandez was a great player.

[Arian Foster]

Brave.

[Big T]

Great player. What a duo. They were brave.

[Jerry]

You got any others or just the.

[Big T]

I'm trying to think who O.J. played with. No, that was. That was honestly maybe the first one that came to my mind.

[Jerry]

That's telling.

[Big T]

Yeah, it is telling.

[Jerry]

Besides that, I've got some.

[Big T]

Okay.

[Jerry]

I mean, obviously my favorite from being kid is Chipper and Andrew Jones. That was electric. Not even to mention the pitchers. Obviously.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Would you say Maddox and Glavin or Maddox and Smoltz?

[Jerry]

I would go. Maddox and Smoltz are my two favorites. Just because Tom Glavin Left to go to. To the Mets.

[Arian Foster]

Yep.

[Jerry]

And that's when I was a very impressionable child. And I hated Tom Glavin for that. I love him now.

[Big T]

Understandable.

[Jerry]

Great commentator too, but. Yeah. And then my favorite pair of Tennessee football teammates. How about Peyton Manning and Todd Hilton? But same quarterback room.

[Big T]

Interesting. Yeah, I kind of like that.

[Jerry]

That's a hell of a duo.

[Arian Foster]

Todd Hilton. Hilton, I know that is.

[Jerry]

He was just inducted into the National Baseball hall of Fame. He played football and baseball at UT and played for the Colorado Rockies, who we may go see next season. Nice and outstanding hitter.

[Arian Foster]

I would go if. I'm gonna go, Peyton. I gotta go. Marvin Harris.

[Jerry]

Sure.

[Big T]

On the field stuff again.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Or even Peyton and Edwin James. Dog Edge. James had a run.

[Big T]

He was very good. Yeah. I mean, Brady and Moss were pretty elite too.

[Arian Foster]

You couldn't really stop two years out of that, though.

[Jerry]

Well, one team.

[Big T]

Good. That's true. One team, one man.

[Jerry]

Yeah. Eli in the office today.

[Big T]

He is in the office today. Nice guy. I like Eli a lot. Any other duos?

[Jerry]

Matt Ryan. Julio Jones was a favorite of mine. Matt Ryan. Roddy White, too.

[Arian Foster]

My list is clearing out this, by the way.

[Jerry]

Well, these are just our personal favorites. These aren't like.

[Arian Foster]

It's okay. My personal face can clear your personal face.

[Jerry]

That's fine.

[Big T]

What about Mike Alstott and Lorenzo? No, they played opposite side. They weren't allowed to hit each other in practice. That was a rule. They came up with that in Tampa. They were like, you guys cannot collide. We can't have that.

[Jared]

Really?

[Jerry]

It's too powerful.

[Big T]

Yeah. But they. They did have for a brief period. Mike Alstott and Lorenzo Neal were on the same team in Tampa.

[Arian Foster]

Really?

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Got out the. Lorenzo Neal, best fullback of all time.

[Big T]

I think he's definitely. Yes, I would say probably him.

[Arian Foster]

William Floyd. He's up there.

[Big T]

If you look up. I want to say Lorenzo Neal had 10 seasons in a row where he was the lead blocker for a thousand yard running back.

[Arian Foster]

He was cold, bro.

[Big T]

Yeah, he was awesome. Okay. We welcome on a very special guest. It is Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones, macrodosian, a macro dosing listener.

[Bobby Bones]

It's my favorite podcast.

[Big T]

I love that.

[Bobby Bones]

Of all podcasts. It's like I saw Mickey Mouse a minute ago when Mad Dog came out to get me. She's like, I'm Madison. And it's like you go to Disney for the first time and you see the mouse in person. You're like, holy crap. And I played it cool. I was like, hey, I'm Bobby, really nice to meet you. Thank you for having me. But inside my. It was like, this is real.

[Big T]

Yeah. There's a two hour line of adults waiting to shake Big T's hand every day.

[Jerry]

Yeah, I actually, I did want to give you. We can just do this off the bat. I have a quote here for me. I wanted to give you a chance to expound on it. I'm a big, Big T guy.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm big, Big T guy.

[Jerry]

You can just take, take that wherever you want. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I think with this show, I think, and I think this is why I love this show so much. It literally is my favorite podcast. Like Tuesday and Thursday is first thing I listen to and I go in. My job is really early.

[Jerry]

It's 5.

[Bobby Bones]

It starts at 5am and so when it gets posted, I started in the morning before I go in. There's no telling how much stuff I inadvertently steal from the show, honestly, because you guys talk about. Really. We do a culture based show as well. And so go in, listen every morning, listen on the backside of the show. And I feel like all three of you represent a part of me. This is going to sound so geeky, but just let me have it for a second. Big T comes from where I come from. Like a lot of your sensibilities are that of mine. I'm from a rural town in Arkansas, population 700. And so I'm also a massive SEC guy. I'm a big Arkansas guy. Like Die Hard and how you talk about your life and your sensibilities. Like, I feel that I have a lot of the belief system that Aryan has. And I feel like when Aryan talks, because I went through a lot of, especially in college because I grew up hardcore Southern Baptist, but then I was exposed in college for the first time ever to Socrates, Aristotle, you go through, just walk through all those and I was like, oh, wow, I may not have been right about everything.

[Big T]

You got to open up a philosophy store. It scared me.

[Bobby Bones]

I was scared to death by things I had never been exposed to. So when Aryan talks, a lot of times he says things that I feel or didn't even realize that I felt yet. And then obviously the way that you conduct the symphony is excellent.

[Big T]

I, I gotta, I gotta like balance it out sometimes. But then sometimes you got to know when to just sit back and let these guys yell at each other for a while.

[Bobby Bones]

And it's, it's also like you're so likable while also having an opinion. It's a very hard line to walk, to be likable and also step in and actually have something to say and not just sit. I don't think so. I heard you guys say that a couple weeks ago that he rides. I don't think he's riding the fence. I feel like he's trying to put the show in the best place possible.

[Big T]

To succeed and give my opinions when necessary. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So anyway, that's my geek out version of okay. Like this is my number one. I like the show better than my shows.

[Big T]

Well, I, I appreciate that, Bobby. And it's ironic because I listened to you on the air for a long time when I lived in Austin, Texas.

[Bobby Bones]

Which is like my favorite city.

[Big T]

Yeah, it's, it's a great city. I still go back there a lot. It's changed quite a bit. But I still, I still have a lot of love for it. But I, I used to listen to you and I would actually wonder like how you get up in the morning to do a radio show. That's to me because I thought for a long time when I was in college I wanted to be like a, A, a morning show essentially like what you do. That was like my dream job at that point. And then I realized, oh, you got to wake up at like 3am sometimes 3:30. How do you even like do. Are you able to watch like sports the night before? I know like it's sometimes no.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't get to watch any of the Fresno State games.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So no west coast, but yes, some. But at this point too, like it just sucks. And I'm never, I never feel good. So it doesn't matter if I feel terrible or really bad. If I need to watch end of a game, I'll watch a game. But where it got difficult for me was living in California for a bit because I would go over and I, you know, I've done a couple shows, a couple TV shows. It's like that I would wake up at when I was doing Dancing with the Stars. I'd wake up at 1:30 in the morning to be on at 3 over there, do that and then go and train all day. So it's tough. Never get used to it. It's still, that part still sucks.

[Big T]

Yeah. So you mentioned Dancing with the Stars and Mad Dog McKenzie. You kind of freaked out and looked at each other back there do. So you are, you're Dancing with the Stars champion.

[Bobby Bones]

I won. Yeah.

[Big T]

So what do you get when you win Dancing with the Stars?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you get a mirror ball.

[Arian Foster]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And I have it still and it's, I value it because I Was, by the way, I'm not famous, so, like, I, I just straddle that line of, like being known in certain parts of America.

[Big T]

You've got a, A. A good sized die hard fan base, though.

[Bobby Bones]

I would. Yeah. I mean, I think that's. I mean, I won the show and it wasn't based on my dancing. So they told me after I finished the show that I could have taken a dump on stage and still won at the votes. And it was controversial. They changed the rules after I got off the show because of how I won the show because good people kept getting kicked off and I kept staying. So they changed the rules where they could save people based on my appearance. I was terrible and the show was awesome and had a great partner. And you get a mirror ball and you get money. Like, week one, they don't give you anything because everybody moves to week two. Week two, you get 10 grand and then it bumps up to like 20 grand a week. In the last two or three weeks is like 50 grand a week. And so it ends up being. I think I end up making like $400,000 because I won. So that's significant. Yeah, but you really don't get to, like, you don't get a ring or anything that have been. I guess I can make my own ring and.

[Big T]

Make your own ring hang a banner.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm hated by the hardcore fans of that show, though. Like, it's really the place that I'm trolled the most.

[Big T]

Why?

[Bobby Bones]

Because. And I loved it and I've not spoken ill of the show and it was one of the greatest experiences, but I've never danced. I only went on there because I was on American Idol at the time. I did like four years on that show. And they said, hey, would you come promote Idol on Dancing with the Stars? Nobody that has never danced wins. You'll be off in four weeks in time for Idol to start. I did. I, I, I didn't. I cheated in a way that I would go and train by myself. They let you train for four hours and that's it. I would go and rent a studio by myself and just put tape up for another four or five hours, which I guess you're not supposed to do by the rule of law.

[Arian Foster]

Well, they don't.

[Big T]

They don't own your life.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what I said.

[Big T]

Well, the cameras are off. Exactly. Aaron, you know, J.J. watt like to stay after practice and get some reps. And we saw that on Hard Knocks, Right. Everybody on the team was like that. What a great leader he is.

[Jerry]

Is.

[Big T]

Yep, yep.

[Arian Foster]

I remember those days.

[Bobby Bones]

I wasn't leading them. I was alone. I was alone in, like, a weird part of California. Felt uncomfortable just being there, but. Yeah, I'm not.

[Jared]

It.

[Bobby Bones]

It wasn't a warm embrace by the. The audience of that show.

[Big T]

So what about American?

[Arian Foster]

So I'm looking. I. I have never seen your D of the stars.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't watch. I. I prefer you not.

[Arian Foster]

I just. I just pulled a couple up, and they. They make a strong case, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I agree.

[Big T]

I subscribe to their case, man, I've ever seen.

[Jerry]

Yeah, that feels like a show you could have gone on at some point.

[Arian Foster]

I got offered.

[Jerry]

Really?

[Mackenzie]

It's one of the greatest losses of my life. That Aryan wasn't on Dancing with the.

[Big T]

Stars for me, it's. Yellow killed that.

[Arian Foster]

I could bop. I could bop.

[Bobby Bones]

I can't. That's the thing.

[Arian Foster]

I. I saw that.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Why'd you turn it down?

[Arian Foster]

I was just. Wasn't interested in, like, if you tell me, yo, naked and afraid, try to. I'm doing that. You know, I'm doing negative afraid.

[Big T]

All right, well, thank you, Bobby. We'll let you get to the Yak. You're gonna do the Gauntlet. Appreciate you coming on the show.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You guys keep up the good work.

[Arian Foster]

I.

[Bobby Bones]

Again, I don't say stuff I don't mean because I say so much stuff. I don't know if I'm ever lying.

[Big T]

Or not, so I just don't lie. Okay. Good way to handle, because I do.

[Bobby Bones]

So, like, so many shows now that it's like, I stopped lying a long time ago for the sake of entertainment, because I can't remember all the lies. And so I don't lie anymore because someone says, did you say this? I'm like, do I feel it? Okay, then I probably said it. This is my absolute favorite podcast.

[Big T]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

A plus again, every Tuesday and Thursday, again, both, you know, Madison and McKenzie and all you guys, like, A plus. Thank you for being my friends that didn't even know me. And it's hard because I have people that, you know, say the same to me. Like, you have no idea.

[Big T]

But you.

[Bobby Bones]

You feel like you're my friend, and I feel like that about all five of you guys. So I appreciate you for what you guys do. So I'm serious. This is. I hope this comes across as authentic.

[Big T]

Thank you. And listen to Bob show. He's a legend of the game, A Titan. Legend. Talk radio.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I'm a 40s man.

[Big T]

Titan.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll take Titan because I'm rich.

[Arian Foster]

Now.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's what's awesome. Yeah.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm titan now because I'm rich. Yeah, but, but you're like the same, like you got rich from.

[Jerry]

Be careful he doesn't like when you say that.

[Bobby Bones]

I had to get used to it. I know. I had to get used to it too, because I was like, oh, I'm not relatable anymore. But you know what's relatable? The truth. And dude, I'm a food stamp trailer park kid. Like, no chance to get out of where I come from, population 700. And like, I have a lot of money and it's awesome. And I can buy all the baseball cards and I donate to nil and I help out a lot of people and I bought my mom a trailer and some land before she died is my first thing I ever did. Whenever, like, I made money and it's awesome. And I, I want to be the example of what people can do because I wasn't supposed to be here. And so as a fellow rich person that was supposed to be here either. Like, like that's awesome. And like, I'm super proud for you.

[Big T]

Thank you, man. Well, I'm proud for you too. And I'm proud for me too.

[Arian Foster]

It's awesome.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

I got.

[Bobby Bones]

Let me tell you last thing I'll say because I know you try to get rid of me.

[Mark Titus]

No, I'm not.

[Big T]

I just want to make sure that you have time.

[Bobby Bones]

Here are the three best things about being rich. Number one, I have batteries in my house all the time.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like in Impact.

[Big T]

Yep.

[Arian Foster]

I got a, I got a big ass, like, briefcase. They call it a battery day.

[Bobby Bones]

That's it.

[Arian Foster]

That docked and stocked.

[Bobby Bones]

Like anybody that grew up with no money knows what it's like to go to a clock or remote to find batteries to put in something that you need batteries for. That's number one on the list. Number two on the list of greatest things. Buying four tires at once. Because back in the day it was like, I can get one. I don't know, maybe I can get two, but I don't really need four. This one's not as bald expensive as fuck.

[Big T]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Buying four tires at once with parentheses. A nice refrigerator. It's in the same cat category there. And then number three, like, I got like four different AirPods.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I just buy them now. I'm just like, I could use some AirPods. Lost the other ones. I don't even think twice about it.

[Jerry]

Yeah. About losing AirPods. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

It's, it's, it's Pretty good. Just like you're in the airport. I'll just stop by.

[Bobby Bones]

I have another.

[Big T]

You're the guy that goes to the kiosk before you get on the flight. Yeah. You know what? Here's 250 bucks. I left mine at home. Now I got two pairs.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, thank you guys for having me. Keep up the good work. And, yeah, I'll be. I'll be listening.

[Big T]

All right. Thank you, Bobby. Carnival Cruise Line has partnered with Van Leeuwen to create the very first sunscreen flavored ice cream. Would you try it? Big T. Is this real?

[Jerry]

Yeah. Van Leeuwin does that kind of stuff. They did a. A Mac and cheese ice cream, I think, with Kraft.

[Big T]

Okay.

[Jerry]

They did another crazy one.

[Big T]

But can you actually buy this?

[Eric]

Can you eat it?

[Jerry]

Yes. I don't know when it's coming out, because I think that was just announced today, but it will be a thing.

[Big T]

Are you sure? This feels like bait.

[Jerry]

No, it's. I mean, they announced that. I can't confirm whether their announcements real or not. But Van Leeuwen does make these insane ice creams, which is crazy because that's an ice cream store in New York, and it's good.

[Big T]

Is there something. Is there another flavor? Like a scent? Is there a scent that you. You have, like, a particular fixation on that you would like to try to eat, but it's inedible?

[Jerry]

Hang on.

[Big T]

Like, are you one of those weird guys that likes to smell a gas?

[Jerry]

I do love the smell of gasoline. Yeah. I wouldn't want to eat gas ice cream, but I do like the smell.

[Arian Foster]

Of a flavor because I don't really like sweets like that. I don't ever really eat sweets. But one sweet I will eat is when they have. What the is it called? It's that purple flower ice cream.

[Big T]

Lavender.

[Arian Foster]

Lavender. There you go. Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

Lavender.

[Arian Foster]

Lavender ice cream is unreal. I love that.

[Big T]

I would eat a Foot Locker flavored ice cream.

[Mackenzie]

I know.

[Jerry]

It's like new shoe. Yeah, okay. I'm in on that.

[Big T]

I would eat.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Big T]

If they had Jerry, you might be interested in that.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Did Aaron hear about this?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I don't know.

[Big T]

Aaron, did you hear the question that Jerry asked last week on tv?

[Arian Foster]

I did not hear the question.

[Big T]

So he said that they're coming out with flavored nail polish.

[Jared]

No, they're not. They're not coming out with it.

[Big T]

They should. They.

[Jared]

That was an idea. Yeah, they should. I seen. I seen a tweet, and I was like, that is the most genius idea of all time.

[Big T]

So I asked Jerry what flavors of nail polish he would like. And his 1. 1. His first overall pick was fried chicken flavored ice cream or fried chicken flavored toenail polish.

[Jerry]

College.

[Arian Foster]

That's wild.

[Big T]

It's wild to go to, like, a salty, savory flavor as your very first one.

[Arian Foster]

And I assume, like, you want to lick the feet, right? That's why you. I think.

[Jared]

I think the market is massive. I. I think it's a missed market. Yeah, I think. I think there are. And listen, I could be totally wrong here. I think there are more females out there that like their toes suck than men like sucking them.

[Big T]

So right now, Jerry, you're in a. You're in a buyer's market.

[Jared]

Yeah, 100%.

[Jerry]

Come on.

[Jared]

Listen, I look at it like this, you know, like, people been m. Let's say a couple been married for, like, 20 years, they want to spice things up a little bit. And the guy's like, hey, listen, like, I just bought this new nail polish you can put on your toes. Like, we haven't done this since we were, like, 19.

[Eric]

20.

[Jared]

You know, let's. Let's bring something back. You know what I mean? I haven't sucked your feet or rubbed your feet in 20 years. You know, it's something to spice it up. I think there's a massive market.

[Big T]

Are you more into toes or into feet?

[Jared]

I'm into the whole.

[Jerry]

Everything.

[Jared]

Yeah, I mean. Yeah, everything. Yeah, everything from the ankle down, for sure. You know what I mean? The arch is really just the best part of the foot, I feel like.

[Arian Foster]

But so where does. Where does the foot obsession stop? Is it. It's the cat?

[Jared]

People get confused.

[Big T]

I'm not a worshiper. There's. There's foot. Foot worshipers. I'm not a worshiper.

[Jared]

I'm gonna.

[Arian Foster]

You follow any feet pages?

[Jared]

No, no, no, no, no. I don't. I don't get that deep into it. Like, people think, oh, I have a weird obsession with feet.

[Big T]

No, I'm.

[Jared]

I'm gonna. I don't know how to say this word.

[Jerry]

Is it respect?

[Arian Foster]

Casual?

[Jared]

No, I have an appreciation for.

[Big T]

For nice feet, you know?

[Arian Foster]

I got you.

[Jared]

What do you think? Let me ask you this. How much do you think it would score?

[Big T]

Start to start a.

[Jared]

A business of flavored color nail polish?

[Big T]

I think 20,000.

[Jerry]

I think the R and D on that's going to be pretty expensive.

[Big T]

More.

[Jared]

What is R and D?

[Jerry]

I mean, it's not research and development.

[Big T]

It's not as simple as just taking nail polish and then just, like, dumping, because that simple syrup into it.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Jared]

There's got to be a way to do it, though.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

I think that you're looking at. When you say to start up, you mean to, like, get the packaging.

[Jerry]

Let's just.

[Big T]

Let's just buy a hundred shipping.

[Jared]

Yeah, let's just buy 100 and see.

[Big T]

What it does us. Well, yeah, first you have to. You have to get the supplier.

[Jared]

We'll go to China.

[Big T]

All the ingredients. Yeah, we'll go to China. Okay, so China. And then we need to get the packaging. China, too.

[Jared]

Yeah, everything China.

[Mackenzie]

What about tariffs?

[Big T]

Tariffs?

[Jerry]

What's that?

[Jared]

Oh, the.

[Big T]

That's.

[Arian Foster]

That's.

[Jerry]

That's.

[Big T]

That's fake.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

It's not real.

[Big T]

Okay. And then the shipping is all shipped from China because it will ship from her house. All right, so you got to get it shipped to your house first.

[Jared]

Then we'll do all the packaging in house.

[Arian Foster]

How's that?

[Big T]

Okay, so you just get, like, a vat.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Bucket. Correct. Of the flavor. Correct. On one flavor. Right off the bat, we'll do three. Okay, so three different flavors. Yeah. Three different formulas. You get that shipped. You got to get the containers. You got to get the labels. You got set up the online store. I think you're probably looking at my. My best guess is like a hundred thousand. I think maybe 100.

[Jared]

Oh, my God.

[Big T]

That's too much. Maybe. Maybe less.

[Jared]

I don't know.

[Big T]

Do you want to do it right? Do you want it? It's gotta taste good. It's gotta taste good. You gotta market it in, like, a real sexy way.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, but the science behind that's interesting. How do you make it so that it stays, but it's still, like, lickable?

[Jared]

Yeah, I. I think it's. I think it's a product that China, you just. You just. You just put on, like, an hour before whatever. Whatever you want to happen is gonna happen.

[Mackenzie]

It's like perfume. Like it doesn't last forever.

[Jared]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Mackenzie]

Like, you gotta. Re up.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

Deodorant.

[Arian Foster]

Bazooka gum.

[Big T]

Spend more. Yeah. How about.

[Jerry]

What if it's just a spray?

[Jared]

What if it's just spray you put on your toes?

[Big T]

On your feet?

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Okay.

[Jared]

Wow.

[Big T]

So that way.

[Jared]

Oh, no, you can't, because there's chemicals in nail polish.

[Big T]

But you can still suck toes if there's. If she's wearing toenail polish. Right, Jerry? Yeah, of course.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Yeah. That hasn't stopped.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Jared]

You're not. You're not eating the toenail.

[Big T]

So now we're. We're not going to toenail. We're Just going foot spray.

[Jared]

I think that's even better and cheaper idea.

[Big T]

Sexy foot spray. Yeah. Are we talking now? We're just talking about like sprayed margarine. Yeah.

[Jared]

I don't like that flavor though.

[Big T]

Okay. We need a name. That's going to be important. That's going to sell it. Yeah.

[Jared]

Definitely need a name.

[Big T]

I, you can. Feet.

[Arian Foster]

Wow.

[Big T]

What about that?

[Jared]

That's, that's really good.

[Big T]

You like that?

[Jared]

I, honestly, I'm not, I, I think, I think we're millionaires. In, in three months.

[Big T]

Feed me out. Yeah.

[Jared]

Like slap me out.

[Big T]

Well, I was going to eat, but yeah. Oh yeah. Just thinking of other eat eat puns. I think all you can feed is a strong name. Yeah. Millionaires within a couple months.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

So is it, It's a spray. But it's got to be marketed as like a luxurious spray.

[Jared]

Exactly.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Like a sexy spray.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Edible fragrance.

[Jerry]

Fragrance. So now that it's moved to a spray, how is this any different than just taking like a spray candy and just spraying it on somebody's feet?

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

So why wouldn't someone just do that?

[Big T]

This one's specifically for feet.

[Arian Foster]

Big T. Yeah.

[Jerry]

Right.

[Big T]

But it moisturizes too. We didn't tell you that.

[Jerry]

No, you didn't.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Would you try it? I'm not a, I'm not a foot guy.

[Jared]

See that, that's the problem with guys like you. You, you don't know if you are or not.

[Arian Foster]

I'm, I'm pretty sure I'm not a foot guy.

[Big T]

Really? I think that's where the money's at. Jerry is convincing guys that. Because he never tried feet before.

[Jared]

Exactly.

[Arian Foster]

I know this traffic. Like when I look at a woman, that's maybe the last part of her body where I'm like that sexy.

[Jared]

The thing is that you said it yourself. You never tried it.

[Arian Foster]

Jerry, I've seen so many feet.

[Jared]

You've seen it. You never felt it though?

[Arian Foster]

What does that mean? I haven't felt it.

[Jared]

You haven't, you haven't gone to the extent of putting toes in your, in your mouth.

[Big T]

Gotcha.

[Arian Foster]

I, I, I don't, I don't know that. How would that get me off though? Like how, what's, what is.

[Big T]

You might like it. Yeah, exactly. You just don't know. See, this is this, this is the customer. We have to.

[Arian Foster]

Exactly.

[Big T]

This is the guy, the close minded consumer.

[Jerry]

What's a bottle of this thing going to cost?

[Jared]

10 bucks.

[Big T]

Can I, can I give you some feedback? It's gotta be more 199.

[Jerry]

Yeah, that went up quick.

[Big T]

No, because if it's. Listen, if you're selling like a bottle of foot spray for 9.99, people aren't. They're not gonna buy it because they're like, this is cheap.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Luxury. I don't feel sexy.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Like stopping off at Rite Aid and. And in the same aisle where I get like the. The Gold Bond powder.

[Jerry]

Well, you just picked a bottom tier drugstore, so.

[Big T]

Well, I'm saying that's. That's what I'm talking about.

[Jerry]

Well, if it's in Rite Aid, it it in. Unless they're sponsored.

[Big T]

They're not.

[Jerry]

Okay. Rite Aid sucks.

[Big T]

That's what I'm saying. Like a night adult. A 9.99.

[Jerry]

But you don't.

[Big T]

Bottle of foot spray would be for sale in like the Rite Aid clearance.

[Jerry]

You just need it to be in cvs. You don't need to go hundred dollars.

[Big T]

I don't know that we go cvs.

[Jerry]

Cvs. Quality. Quality stuff.

[Big T]

I don't know that I think you.

[Jared]

Got the right route.

[Big T]

You got to charge more. It's got to be a luxury item. It's got to make you feel sexy and like. And prestigious.

[Arian Foster]

Luxury. Why. Why is our goal a gas station?

[Big T]

Like, it's not.

[Jerry]

No, he's saying it's not saying it's not.

[Big T]

I'm saying the price needs to be higher. We can't. We have to be very, very selective of where. Like, I think it should only be sold in like Goldman Gold.

[Arian Foster]

Victoria.

[Jerry]

Goldman Sachs.

[Big T]

No, I was about to say Saks Fifth Avenue.

[Jerry]

I know where you sell this, and I can get you. You can charge a little more for it and it's going to fly off the shelves. Do you know where I'm about to say.

[Big T]

Don't say Spencer's Gifts.

[Jerry]

No, I mean this at a Bucky's is. It's gone. They're gonna. They're gonna be calling you. You're ringing your phone off the hook to restock.

[Big T]

Okay, I. I could see it at a Bucky's, but it's got to be in its own display case.

[Jerry]

They have some of that, like sunglasses and stuff.

[Big T]

Yeah, it's got to be kind of standing out. Can't just be on the shelf.

[Jerry]

Sure.

[Big T]

Buc ee's. But you guys know what I'm saying? Like, if you charge more for it, people are like, oh, I'm gonna use this. I'm excited about using it. If it's like, you know, buy six gallons of gas and you get a bottle of foot spray. Yeah, that's Gonna end up in the trash.

[Jared]

You know what? It's like perfect example flavored condoms. Remember those back in the day?

[Arian Foster]

Am I the only one?

[Big T]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep.

[Jared]

I felt like I was the only one.

[Arian Foster]

No, no, no. I just was never. That never did it.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a difference.

[Arian Foster]

Again, doesn't do anything for me.

[Jared]

No, no, you never did anything for me either. But I thought.

[Big T]

I thought they were pretty cool. This makes the sensation better. Yeah, it increase. It increases sensitivity.

[Arian Foster]

Wait, don't they have flavored lube? They got flavored lube.

[Big T]

They do. Really?

[Jared]

I never tried that before.

[Big T]

Yeah, but this is different area. How flavor? Not. This is non stick. In fact, it increases viscosity. It's not gonna make.

[Arian Foster]

That would be. That would be stickiness.

[Big T]

It's not gonna make your. Your feet sticky afterwards. It's gonna. It's gonna moisturize. It's not.

[Arian Foster]

Decreases viscosity.

[Big T]

Yeah. It's basically like, you know, it's like giving your foot a spa treatment. And it also gets licked.

[Jerry]

Hey, real quick.

[Arian Foster]

If I'm. If I'm a shark, I'm out. I'm out.

[Big T]

Guys.

[Jerry]

This artist, not a foot guy.

[Big T]

I don't want to hear it. No. How much?

[Jared]

That doesn't exist.

[Jerry]

Big teeth. So I don't know if it's flavored, but there is 100% edible ingredient nail polish.

[Big T]

Okay.

[Jerry]

12.99. I. I don't want to say the name.

[Big T]

We've moved on to foot spray.

[Jerry]

It feels a little problematic.

[Jared]

Yeah, it's not a flavor.

[Big T]

Oh, that's completely. Completely different product than what we're talking about. Big T. Even if we were talking about nail polish complete that. What's that called?

[Jerry]

I'm not gonna say it.

[Big T]

It's marketed for children.

[Jerry]

But it's edible.

[Big T]

Yes, it's marketed for children. Our product is marketed strictly for 18 and over.

[Arian Foster]

Correct.

[Jerry]

Okay, good.

[Big T]

You might even have to show ID to get it.

[Jared]

Probably do, actually.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

Okay, good.

[Big T]

Yeah. This is XXX rated nail polish Slash foot spray.

[Jerry]

Got it.

[Jared]

Pft. What if I came to you and I was like, hey, I did all the research and I was like, hey, I got 20,000 I want to bring you on. Let's say I funded the whole thing and let's say it just costed 20k.

[Big T]

Okay.

[Jared]

Or 25k and I say, hey, I'm gonna put it on everything. But I need you to back this. I need you to be talking about this. I need you to be promoting this. Is that something for 50% of the business? Would you do it. 50% equity, 49%.

[Jerry]

Giving that away for free off the.

[Jared]

Bat for the promotion. Yeah, of course.

[Jerry]

How many Twitter followers do you have?

[Jared]

400 something.

[Jerry]

You don't think that that could get you a nice start?

[Arian Foster]

I think it's bigger.

[Jared]

With a million.

[Big T]

It's a deal.

[Jared]

You would back it?

[Big T]

I would back.

[Jared]

You'd promote it.

[Big T]

I'd back.

[Jared]

Deal.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Wow.

[Jared]

There's my.

[Arian Foster]

There's my.

[Jerry]

You just gave away half your company.

[Big T]

Yeah. I think that's a good deal for Jerry.

[Jerry]

100. I don't know that it's worth that.

[Big T]

You'd have, like a toe sucking segment on part of my take.

[Jerry]

Admit it. Admit it. You would have just done that deal for 25.

[Big T]

No.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Big T]

I almost said no to 49. 50 sounded a lot better.

[Jerry]

Well, that's nuts.

[Big T]

Yeah, well, this is. You'd be crazy not to invest in this product, Big T. That's how I feel about it. See where it goes. Good idea, though, Jared.

[Jerry]

Thank you.

[Arian Foster]

So I'm probably gonna use Josh Allen. Okay.

[Big T]

All right. I was gonna say Jimmy G, maybe.

[Arian Foster]

Who's Jimmy G?

[Big T]

Jimmy Garoppolo.

[Arian Foster]

Why? Oh, because he's like a model looking.

[Big T]

He's a good looking guy. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

[Arian Foster]

I mean, Tom Brady.

[Big T]

Tom Brady.

[Arian Foster]

He got a lot of work done though.

[Jerry]

It.

[Big T]

Yeah. It pains me to say this. Jalen Hurts is an attractive guy.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Why does that pain you?

[Big T]

He's a good looking man. Division. Yeah. Oh, you thought it was a race thing?

[Arian Foster]

No, I was like, why would it pain you to.

[Big T]

No, I just don't want to say that. I don't want to give any credit to Jalen Hurts, but yeah, he's. He's a good looking guy.

[Jerry]

Jaden.

[Big T]

Jaden. I think Jaden's.

[Arian Foster]

You know, what is he the most attractive quarterback?

[Big T]

I think Jade's a cute.

[Arian Foster]

Who's the most attractive?

[Mackenzie]

Sam Hartman. Well, he's not in the NFL right now.

[Big T]

Oh, he has practice squad.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

Oh, yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Sam Durbin.

[Big T]

Sam Hartman.

[Jerry]

That counts.

[Mackenzie]

Counts.

[Big T]

Sam Hartman. He's the. He's on the practice squad for the commander.

[Arian Foster]

Yo, you throw out that name so fast, man.

[Mackenzie]

Literally so.

[Jerry]

He's who you should use for your.

[Mackenzie]

He's literally so hot.

[Arian Foster]

Okay, I see why you. This. Oh, he looked like Gustavo from. Or. No, no, no, no. Gustan.

[Big T]

Yeah, yeah, from Beauty and the Beast.

[Jerry]

Say that name again.

[Mackenzie]

He does.

[Arian Foster]

I said Gustavo. I meant Gustan.

[Jerry]

I think it's Gaston.

[Mackenzie]

Gaston.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Just. Just, Just say. Just say it.

[Mackenzie]

Isn't Gustavo from Big Time Rush?

[Arian Foster]

I don't Gustavo. Who's Gustavo?

[Big T]

I don't know, but that's. That's Gaston. Yes.

[Arian Foster]

He's.

[Big T]

He's got a great head of hair. He goes viral every week because, I.

[Arian Foster]

Mean, this is objectively good looking white dude.

[Big T]

Yeah. Some woman discovers him and they're like, okay, he. He's a good looking guy. He looks a little bit like a mix between T. Bob a bear here at Barstool and Billy Mitchell from King of Kong Fistful of Quarters. I mean, that's familiar with that big team.

[Jerry]

I do know who you're talking about. I don't exactly know where you're getting comparison. I've seen him.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I'm looking up.

[Arian Foster]

Is he a midget?

[Mackenzie]

It's this guy.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, no.

[Big T]

Yeah, you can see it.

[Jerry]

Yeah. No, I really can't. I don't know.

[Mackenzie]

It's just a full beard. He has dark hair.

[Arian Foster]

I can see. I can see what he looks like, what he would look like if he was. That's me.

[Big T]

It's what Billy Fish. If it's what Billy Mitchell thinks he looks like.

[Mackenzie]

He just has a really good. He has really good hair follicles.

[Arian Foster]

I once hopped on the spaces with, you know, glasses. You know, glasses. So it was with him and a whole bunch of. We was talking about hip hop and stuff and he was talking about. I don't know how the conversation came.

[Big T]

Up, but I was like, yo, he's.

[Arian Foster]

A good looking dude. And a whole bunch of dudes was like, oh, I'm like, come on, y'.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

All.

[Arian Foster]

Like, pause. I was like, like, you know, you. You can admit when a dude is good looking. And it was like, nah, dog. And I was like, no, nothing, Never. And there was like a bunch of dudes on there that were like, no, nope, not me. Not me. Not gay.

[Big T]

When I get changed in the locker room and somebody takes their clothes, I try to fight that person. So put your clothes back on. Remember when that happened to me? That was crazy.

[Jerry]

No.

[Big T]

Yeah. I didn't tell you about that. I don't think it did because I.

[Jerry]

Think you told me about that. Not.

[Big T]

It was on Thursday, I think a Thursday morning that happened. And so then I came into work and I told the story on. On part of my take because it was our fire fest. But we recorded. We're. We were out working out in the morning and I was in the gym. I was in the locker room. And afterwards I took my clothes off because I was going to go to the shower, which was like maybe 10ft away from me. So I'm at my locker, facing my locker. Shirt comes off, pants come off, underwear, whatever, put it right in the locker, put the towel around my waist. And there's a guy that was in the locker room that started yelling at me, at me. And I didn't know he was yelling at me at first because I had my headphones on. I was like, surely he's mad at somebody else because I'm just looking at my locker getting changed. He got mad at me and he came out. He had this like, look in his eyes like he wanted to punch me in my face. Like he was furious at me. He stormed out of the locker room, staring me down. And it was just because I took my clothes off to get you.

[Arian Foster]

He.

[Big T]

He thought I was doing something gay by taking my clothes off to shower.

[Arian Foster]

It is pretty gay.

[Big T]

I guess it kind of is a little bit gay. But yeah, that's a guy that. That guy has never played like, competitive sports in his life.

[Arian Foster]

That is one thing.

[Big T]

Because, like, you have to. What am I supposed to do? Just not take a shower?

[Jared]

Yeah, about.

[Arian Foster]

About normal civilian life that you just don't recognize how un. Or abnormal it is until you get into regular. Like, I would never do that at a gym. Not like what you did. It's part of it, but it's like I would never.

[Big T]

You would never take your clothes off at a gym to shower?

[Mark Titus]

Really?

[Big T]

What? You did that every day for like.

[Arian Foster]

That'S what I'm saying. But like, cuz I know these dudes, I sweat with them, I bleed with them. Like, it's like a brotherhood. I'm not gonna just drop my drawers in front of you and go to Shaz. Weird.

[Big T]

Well, even if you're like facing your locker and it's not. You're not looking at anybody.

[Arian Foster]

I'm gonna get in my car and go shower at my house. I'm not knocking you.

[Big T]

I had to come into work.

[Arian Foster]

I understand. It's wild. It's a wild. I'm just saying I would never do that.

[Big T]

Okay, well, I do.

[Arian Foster]

It's okay.

[Big T]

Now I feel like I'm weird.

[Arian Foster]

Nah.

[Big T]

I mean, Big T. Do you get naked?

[Jerry]

No. Well, I.

[Big T]

You're never.

[Jerry]

Dude is in my apartment building, so.

[Big T]

Oh, yeah, that'd be weird if you.

[Arian Foster]

Got naked in there.

[Big T]

That'd be very strange.

[Arian Foster]

It's not a normal, like. I understand. It's an. I don't say it's not normal, but it's just, it's. It's. It's a normally odd behavior.

[Big T]

I think it's like 80% of people that go to work out at a gym. No. End up taking their clothes off.

[Arian Foster]

Hell no. That's so high. Nah.

[Big T]

What do you think it is? Oh, like 30?

[Arian Foster]

No, but people are not comfortable with being naked.

[Jerry]

I think it's higher than you think.

[Arian Foster]

I don't. Well, maybe, you know, 80s high. You might be right. Because I don't. I don't work out in regular gyms.

[Big T]

Civilian gyms.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, maybe. I just. I would just think that's just.

[Big T]

You're. You're forgetting about old people.

[Jerry]

Yeah. Old people love it.

[Arian Foster]

And they.

[Big T]

They actually like, bring the percentage up because old people, they get naked. Naked. Then they just hang out and saunas.

[Arian Foster]

B. Yeah, and saunas. Like, I've been in a sauna and. Dude, just wop.

[Big T]

Yep.

[Arian Foster]

Raisins.

[Big T]

Old man will talk to you while they're naked. Yeah, an old man will carry on a full conversation.

[Arian Foster]

I mean, it is a maturity thing, honestly. Like, cuz. So when it. When it first started happening, like in high school is when I first started getting introduced to just being around naked cats. Like, it. It was weird at first, but then as the old. As the upper class normalizes, you're like, all right, just grow up.

[Big T]

It's all good.

[Arian Foster]

And then college. That's all it is. And then in college, there's no like, dividers in the shower.

[Big T]

That's the weird part.

[Arian Foster]

That is wild. There's no dividers.

[Jerry]

Why is that?

[Arian Foster]

I don't know.

[Jerry]

They're very easily.

[Big T]

I don't know.

[Arian Foster]

It's.

[Big T]

It's.

[Arian Foster]

It.

[Jerry]

You just put a curtain.

[Arian Foster]

More than affordable. Yeah. I don't know. That's weird.

[Jerry]

As when you said college. Are you in the NFL? There is no. Right.

[Big T]

That's weird too.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, because they definitely can afford it.

[Big T]

You know what? If I ever own an NFL team, I'm going to invest in my club. I'm going to spend dividers. The 3, $500 to put up a. A plastic divider in between every shower head just so that somebody can have like a moment of privacy.

[Arian Foster]

All right, let's role play.

[Big T]

Okay. To wait.

[Arian Foster]

You get a knock at the door. No, not like that.

[Big T]

On the side. On the side. No, no.

[Eric]

You're the.

[Arian Foster]

You're the owner.

[Big T]

Okay. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

You get a knock at the door.

[Big T]

Yes, Come in.

[Arian Foster]

It's three of the captains of your team.

[Big T]

Hello. Three captains. Yeah, we just.

[Arian Foster]

As a team, we just wanted to come up and we just wanted to ask you. We felt more comfortable without the dividers.

[Big T]

You want me to take the dividers out?

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, it's a bonding thing.

[Big T]

Explain.

[Arian Foster]

We feel like as a team, like, we shower together, we bleed together. It's just a thing.

[Big T]

Okay. All right. I hear you. I listen to my players. I'm a players first owner.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

We're not just going to get rid of the divide. We're going to get rid of all the other shower head. There's going to be one shower head. And you guys are gonna bond after practice. Everybody together. Let's get to the pile. I like this team unit.

[Arian Foster]

No, there should absolutely be dividers. I don't know why that is. It feels like it is some kind of psychological. Because you can afford dividers.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

Why do I say don't? You could do it for a hundred dollars. Put a. Put a sheet.

[Arian Foster]

How about $100?

[Jerry]

I'm saying, if you wanted to, you could figure something out.

[Arian Foster]

Like, if you had to do it.

[Jerry]

For a hundred dollars, all you have to do do is put a curtain. Like.

[Big T]

Yeah, it'd be very funny. I might do this. I might write a blog advocating for. For teams to put up, like, the smallest possible shower dividers just so that, like, we're not showering in the open anymore. Like, why are we doing this? And then see if any current or former players get mad at that.

[Jerry]

Oh, 100%.

[Big T]

Like, no, you don't. You don't understand football. You should cover that in her huddle. The shower.

[Arian Foster]

All right, imagine this.

[Big T]

Ladies shower.

[Arian Foster]

Bunch of guys working out.

[Big T]

No, I mean, it's. It is weird. When I was in middle school, we had dividers. When I got to high school, we had dividers. And then in college, no more dividers.

[Arian Foster]

You know what? In high school, I never took a shower in the living room. It was nasty.

[Big T]

Yeah, we had a gross. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

And so I never took a shower there. Just funky in my car. And then. Yeah, I don't.

[Eric]

I don't.

[Arian Foster]

I don't know why I'm. I'm racking my brain. Like, what about baseball, y'?

[Jerry]

All.

[Arian Foster]

Did they.

[Big T]

Do I. I didn't play baseball in high school, so I don't know. I can ask.

[Jerry]

I only played football in high school, but our locker room had dividers.

[Arian Foster]

Ask. Do you have any famous baseball players in your phone?

[Big T]

I do. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Hit them and say, do y' all meet?

[Mark Titus]

Watch.

[Big T]

Well, they're probably getting ready for the game.

[Arian Foster]

What game?

[Big T]

There's daytime baseball games today.

[Arian Foster]

Which one?

[Big T]

I'm not gonna say who was about to text, but we do have people here that played college baseball.

[Arian Foster]

Hit him.

[Big T]

Okay.

[Arian Foster]

It's interesting I would. You would think.

[Jerry]

It's two hours before the game. You can text him. I know who you're gonna text.

[Big T]

No, they're working.

[Arian Foster]

Sorry. So are you.

[Big T]

That is true. My work is. My work is a little bit different. All right, let's just see if Max is here.

[Arian Foster]

Max? Who's Max?

[Big T]

Pardon my take. Max.

[Arian Foster]

He played baseball.

[Big T]

Yeah, the Matt Stairs of the CAA is what they called him.

[Arian Foster]

What college you go to?

[Big T]

He played at Hofstra.

[Mark Titus]

Okay.

[Big T]

Hey. Hey, Max. You're on macrodosing right now.

[Arian Foster]

Happy to be here.

[Big T]

Hey, Max, are you in the office right now?

[Arian Foster]

Not yet.

[Big T]

Okay. All right, well, then maybe you can just answer this question. We're talking about post game showers and how weird it is that. That, like, NFL teams don't have dividers in the showers in the locker room. In high school or in college baseball, did you have dividers like shower stalls, or was it just all out in the open?

[Arian Foster]

All out in the open. It would be crazy to have dividers. Why?

[Big T]

Why would that be crazy?

[Jerry]

Because the vibes of a shower is.

[Jared]

Like, the best vibes in the world.

[Big T]

Okay.

[Jerry]

You got.

[Arian Foster]

You got to enjoy the shower with the boys. Okay.

[Big T]

All right. What about high school?

[Arian Foster]

I.

[Big T]

We didn't have showers in my high school. No showers in high schooler at home.

[Arian Foster]

Okay.

[Big T]

All right.

[Jerry]

But.

[Big T]

All right, that's. That's interesting to know. I wonder if there's any sports that had dividers because Football? No. Baseball? No. Basketball. They had a different.

[Jared]

They had a different locker room than us.

[Big T]

Different culture. I'll make a call. I'll call Titus. Hey, Titus, you're on macrodosing right now.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, cool.

[Big T]

That's all good. Are you close by the studio?

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Would you mind stopping in for just, like, one second?

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, I'll pop in.

[Big T]

Okay. Is that. Is that Mike on guys? Okay, we'll get Titus in here to answer about college basketball. I could also call some NBA guys and see, because I feel like, I don't know, they might be at the space, and they're like. They make way too much money. They might be like, why the Am I showering next to.

[Jerry]

Well, NBA is a really small team, too, so maybe that has something to do with it. You could have individual stalls if you only need, you know, 15 guys.

[Big T]

Yeah. Hey, Titus.

[Arian Foster]

What's up, my guy?

[Mark Titus]

Oh, what's up?

[Arian Foster]

How we living, baby? What's up, boys?

[Big T]

Come have a seat. Oh, it's Mark Titus. I'm trying to read.

[Mark Titus]

I'm trying to read. What?

[Big T]

This is Mark Titus.

[Jerry]

Also I promise, you have no idea.

[Big T]

Also co host of Wake Up Barstool on Thursday mornings with myself, Jerry Big T and T. Bob Titus.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, that's just. Nothing.

[Big T]

I don't.

[Jerry]

Okay.

[Big T]

All right, all right, all right. What was he looking at?

[Arian Foster]

There's this trend going around with artists on Twitter where they'll take fictional cartoon characters and add real life images to them. So, like spongebob or Squidward.

[Jerry]

I hate that.

[Arian Foster]

They really did, like, they'll put, like, real squid features to Squidward, and it looks weird, but it's fun to watch.

[Mark Titus]

All right, go ahead.

[Big T]

Sorry. All right. So we were talking to Aran about playing college football. NFL football. We talked to Max Delente about playing college baseball. Wanted to ask you about college basketball. What was the shower situation after practice and after games? Did you have dividers between each shower head or was it all in the open?

[Mark Titus]

It was all in the open.

[Arian Foster]

See, what is this, man?

[Big T]

What about high school? I.

[Mark Titus]

Every. Every shower I've. I've ever had playing sports was out in the open. Do you think we never had dividers?

[Big T]

Do you think it would have. It would have been a detriment to team morale if they'd put up, like, small dividers in the shower.

[Mark Titus]

Would that have been a detriment?

[Big T]

Max seems to think it would.

[Mark Titus]

I. I lean towards. Yes. But I.

[Arian Foster]

He seemed like a meat watcher, though.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I don't. I don't think. Yeah, no, it would be a detriment. I do think it'd be a detriment. I think. I think you.

[Big T]

Yeah, you, like, enjoyed the post game shower. Not in, like, not in a sexual thing where this is us bonding.

[Arian Foster]

Meat watching ain't sexual. It don't have to be sexual. Yeah. You and me watching.

[Big T]

What? Just trying to think of what a meat noticer.

[Arian Foster]

Hey, man, whatever.

[Jerry]

Different.

[Arian Foster]

Whatever euphemism you want to like. I just.

[Mark Titus]

I just noticed, but sometimes you do have conversations in the shower.

[Big T]

No.

[Jerry]

So.

[Arian Foster]

This has been my experience. And, like, I noticed the fan base.

[Big T]

Here is tired of Aaron bringing up.

[Arian Foster]

Breaks, but there's this distinct difference. White guy humor is very centered around gayness.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

There's a lot of gay stuff going on. And so, like, I noticed, like, when we was in college and in the NFL, like, a lot of their humor was just, like, gay jokes. Lots of gay jokes.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

So, like, I never really had conversations with my dogs in the shower about meats.

[Mark Titus]

How many championships you guys win to say.

[Big T]

I guess.

[Jared]

You know what I'm saying?

[Big T]

Like, I Mean, maybe that's.

[Mark Titus]

Maybe you needed more of that.

[Jerry]

Maybe.

[Big T]

Maybe.

[Mark Titus]

Maybe if you did some more gay, you guys would have had better camaraderie. You know, You.

[Arian Foster]

You may. You may be on to something.

[Big T]

Maybe that's the.

[Arian Foster]

The gay.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, we weren't doing gay. It was. I think it was. Yeah. You. You just. You have a conversation after practice. You're all around and you're just like. It's just part of the towel whips and.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Big T]

I don't know. Yeah, I mean, that's what's up. Aryan was saying that when he goes to a gym now, he doesn't use the shower. Like, he'll go home and shower there.

[Arian Foster]

You do, like a public gym.

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

You'll go use the shower in a park.

[Mark Titus]

I'm not. I'm not. On my day, you get undressed, you throw a towel around, you walk to the shower. Those. Those have dividers, right? In the.

[Big T]

Yeah, I think Aryans.

[Mark Titus]

Have you always. You've always been that way?

[Arian Foster]

No, like.

[Big T]

No, it is.

[Arian Foster]

At school or in NFL.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Like, a shower. It is what it is. But, like, in a public gym. Hell, no. That's. It's weird to me because, like.

[Big T]

Like, it's always. There's a.

[Arian Foster]

There's a. There's a certain bond you have with your boys when you're bleeding and sweating and grinding with them. Right. And so it's like, you shower with them. It's like, whatever. But, like, Philip that I just met in the gym, I'm not finna just pull up next to him and.

[Mark Titus]

Well, yeah, well, that. Those have dividers. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't go to, like, the. The basketball locker room with Philip.

[Arian Foster]

That's what I. Yeah, I wouldn't do that.

[Big T]

That's what I'm saying.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, but. But, like, the gym I go to has, like, the individual.

[Arian Foster]

Right. And you can show, so I can show.

[Mark Titus]

So I shower in there. But, yeah, if it was a wide open thing, I don't think I'm.

[Arian Foster]

I'm doing that.

[Mark Titus]

I'm not doing that with Philip.

[Big T]

No, no, that's what I'm saying. I. I told Aran, when I work out, if I'm at the gym, I. I get undressed, put my towel on pretty quickly, walk to the. The shower.

[Arian Foster]

That's wild to me.

[Big T]

But it's not a wide open shower. It's got dividers in.

[Arian Foster]

But I'm saying, like, that's wild.

[Mark Titus]

Is it, like a cleanliness thing, or are you, like, a guy that's, like, all the bacteria. And in the shower. I don't want to have my.

[Arian Foster]

Yes, definitely. Do you have slides when you show?

[Big T]

I put on.

[Arian Foster]

I know they don't wash their legs.

[Big T]

So I so burns down. Yeah. And establish that. Right. And I pee on my feet. What else do you want from me?

[Arian Foster]

Vultures do that. But they throw up on their feet.

[Big T]

Do they really? Yeah, they puke on their feet.

[Arian Foster]

The acid cleans the feet because they.

[Jared]

They.

[Arian Foster]

It has a bunch of bacteria they eat dead, so they throw up on it. And allegedly, the acid. This is what I read somewhere. I can't even tell you. I feel like litmus limitless, dude. Right now.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

I have this fact from somewhere in my brain.

[Big T]

I respect that about vultures. Like the Moises Aloue of birds. Birds. Okay. He used to pee on his hands to make them tougher. Didn't wear batting gloves.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, that's nasty.

[Mark Titus]

One off season at Ohio State, I had to get. I had a varicose seal in my testicles, which is basically, you know, like old women get the like varicose veins in their legs and stuff. Like, the veins just like keep multiplying. I had my. My veins and my balls were wrapping around my vast deferens to where they did a physical on me. They were checking for the hernia. The doctor, like, felt like you could feel like my veins as he was like touching my groin. And he's like, you got. You got like some serious going. He's like, did you know this? And I said, no. I've never really, like, massaged another dude's balls to know like what normal balls feel like. These were. These just feel like normal balls to me. So anyway, he's like, you're gonna have fertility problems if. Do you want kids later in life? I was like, yeah. He's like, you should probably get this fixed. So I got. Long story short, I got ball surgery. I was out for like two weeks and my. My. My nut sack was like that big. And the first shower I took back. Back, like at practice. I went to practice, I had to wear like three layers of spandex because my. If my balls like moved at all, it hurt like crazy. The first shower I get in was. Is just like an all time memory for anybody that was on that team that I. I get in the shower with a ball sack that's like that big and my little dick is just like resting on top of the ball sack. And so I'm thinking back on that and I'm like, this was. That's why showers are. Are Important. That was like, integral to. To the. To the college basketball experience and like, that where you're just like, oh, my.

[Jerry]

God, how many more of those were there? That it was an integral experience, you know?

[Mark Titus]

Then every so often there'd be a guy with a tiny dick. You laugh at him like, I don't know. There's towel whipping. There's.

[Jerry]

Yeah, that's how you became elite.

[Mark Titus]

Someone. Someone asked you to pass the soap and you, like, throw it on the ground and joke around like that. I don't know, Bars or something. I think some of us did. Yeah. Some of the guys had bars, you.

[Jerry]

Know, I don't know.

[Mark Titus]

But. But the black dudes all shower too, so I. I don't. Like. They were. You're right about the gay stuff. The white guys, we like the gay stuff. Like, we like the, like, look, it's my dick.

[Arian Foster]

We had dudes used to, like, tuck they joint and run around and. And what the is this?

[Mark Titus]

We would. Yeah, the white guys would be, like, trying to, like, catch their dick and balls in their legs without their hands.

[Arian Foster]

You know, And I kind of understood.

[Big T]

I remember I used to walk out.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, I said this a long time ago, but I used to walk in and like, five in the morning. Dog. Aaron.

[Jared]

Aaron.

[Arian Foster]

Come here, dog. Come here.

[Big T]

Come here.

[Arian Foster]

What would you rather do? Drink a gallon of, like, donkey sperm.

[Big T]

Or, like, jack off 100 cows?

[Mark Titus]

That's funny.

[Jerry]

It's an interesting hypothetical.

[Big T]

Was that Fitzy Ryan?

[Arian Foster]

That was Chris Meyer. Shout out to Chris Meer.

[Big T]

Chris. Yeah. There was a guy that one time, like, glued googly eyes on his stomach and then walked in, started like. Like, it was a long nose.

[Jerry]

See?

[Arian Foster]

See, I love that. I don't understand that.

[Mark Titus]

I do the hamburger a lot. You take your. Your penis and wrap it between your balls and then turn it sideways and then you just. Yeah, you do some.

[Arian Foster]

This is not.

[Mark Titus]

I don't.

[Big T]

I'm filming her huddle.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, man.

[Big T]

Oh, Greg. Odin. I just fell in gum.

[Mark Titus]

As I think back on it, like, that's like. If people ask me, do you miss playing basketball? Those are the first things that come to mind.

[Jerry]

You're like the Boston College guy who cried. He said, I'm gonna miss going out to eat the showers with the boys.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, I missed it badly. And then I think about it more, I'm like, I don't actually miss the basketball, though. I miss the penis puppetry in the shower.

[Big T]

All right, that's. That's interesting. So, so far we. We've heard from baseball, basketball, and football. I Want to get. Let's see, we got some hockey guys, too, right?

[Arian Foster]

Oh, they definitely.

[Jerry]

Seems like everyone loves. Loves the open concept.

[Arian Foster]

I'm thinking this has to be like some kind of psychological warfare. Ownership has decided long before because we could absolutely afford dividers in every collegiate stadium, in every professional stadium. But, like, it's a psychological.

[Mark Titus]

I think it's. It's. It's a camaraderie thing.

[Jared]

Thing.

[Arian Foster]

I want to get to the bottom of this, too.

[Mark Titus]

Right.

[Arian Foster]

Military. It's got to be. It's got to be. That's got to be the origins.

[Mark Titus]

Because everything in sports is like, just. We took the military and took away the guns and put a ball in place and then.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

You know.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, that's basically. What about golf.

[Big T]

No, golf has the most divided showers. Yeah, yeah.

[Mark Titus]

Because golf's not a team thing.

[Big T]

They've got, like, they do all.

[Jerry]

They're in one locker room.

[Arian Foster]

That's true.

[Mark Titus]

Because college does have teams. Or is golf a team sport? At the college level?

[Jerry]

Yeah, but there's like, individual. Individual elements. Yeah, but there's other teams. But there's like a national championship at the Ryder Cup.

[Big T]

They should shower together for camaraderie. Yeah, exactly right.

[Mark Titus]

Exactly right.

[Jerry]

I mean, when they're at a tournament, all the golfers are in one locker room, so.

[Arian Foster]

But it's usually a country club. And country clubs have.

[Jerry]

Sure.

[Big T]

Yeah. They've got the most. I wonder if there's any, like, hijinks going on at golf locker room, though. Like. Like the stuff Mark was talking about, like John Daly. I could see him walking out. That's the kind of guy hitting the entire locker room with tuck.

[Arian Foster]

His junk.

[Big T]

A fruit basket.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

From my knowledge, which is several scenes of full swing, they seem to keep pretty much to themselves.

[Arian Foster]

See, that's what always turned me off about golf. And then that's what's attracted me as an older man. Yeah.

[Jerry]

The individuality.

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Not being around people. People.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

Leave if you want to leave.

[Big T]

Thank you, Titus.

[Arian Foster]

We wanted to. We chopping, but. No, get the out of here.

[Mark Titus]

I mean, I would love to stay.

[Arian Foster]

But that's all good.

[Big T]

I got other to do. All right.

[Arian Foster]

I beat him in Fritos.

[Mark Titus]

Hold on.

[Big T]

That was dirty.

[Arian Foster]

Is it true? Is it true or untrue?

[Big T]

Is it true or untrue? Yeah, you saw it.

[Arian Foster]

You saw it. The boy stroke is meant to.

[Big T]

That's not a good pause.

[Arian Foster]

Follow away. Yeah, follow up from that segment.

[Big T]

Now, I do know that there's a.

[Arian Foster]

Boy stroke is me in golf.

[Big T]

There's Some legendary golfers. I think it was. Was it Arnold Palmer? Trump talked about this during his. I. I don't know how Trump got to this part of his riffing in his speech, but he started talking about, like, what a giant dick.

[Jerry]

Arnold Palmer had this while he was president.

[Big T]

No, I think this was during the campaign this year. This is like a year ago that he was talking about it.

[Arian Foster]

What he was.

[Big T]

You know, sometimes he just gets to riffing and you can't.

[Arian Foster]

That's a wild pivot. But I'm interested. I want to hear this.

[Jerry]

Trump makes vulgar comments about Arnold Palmer at Pennsylvania rally.

[Big T]

Yeah. What'd he say?

[Jerry]

No way.

[Arian Foster]

What?

[Jerry]

He's saying no way. I want to make clear these are President Trump's comments, not Big T's quote. This is a guy that was all, man. This man was strong and tough. And I refuse to say it, but when proceeds to say it, when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there, they said, oh, my God, that's unbelievable. To laughter, Trump added, I had to say it. That's actually incredible.

[Arian Foster]

See, but that's the type of shit that make him so likable to people.

[Jerry]

I understand he knows how to get a crowd going.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, funny, bro. He funny as man.

[Big T]

Yeah. I do know that a lot of guys that were on tour, it was like a legend about Arnold Palmer, like, hung like a horse.

[Jerry]

Have you heard some of the. The stories of Greg Maddox?

[Big T]

I've heard some of them.

[Jerry]

Not about Arian. You want to talk about shower hijinks?

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Jerry]

Greg Maddox.

[Arian Foster]

What's his name?

[Jerry]

I think Chipper Jones said one time he was in the shower and he just heard a bunch of guys laughing and he looked and Greg Maddox was pissing on his leg. He said, another time, pissing on. On Chipper Jones's leg. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

That is insane. He said, that's fighting.

[Jerry]

He said Greg Maddox would also take the socks. They would put all their socks in, like, the laundry bin, whatever, and he would take the socks and wipe his ass with it and put it back and wait for someone to pick it up.

[Arian Foster]

See, that's the type of. I don't that. How is that? That's just nasty, though.

[Big T]

He was a big pisser, too. So there'd be guys that were in the hot tub and you'd stand outside the hot tub and pee into the hot tub.

[Arian Foster]

I will beat the dog.

[Big T]

Yeah, well, they were just like, trying to get a.

[Jerry]

So called.

[Arian Foster]

That is fighting.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

That's mad disrespectful. That's nasty.

[Big T]

I hear about it happening sometimes in football locker rooms where somebody just pee on another guy in the shower. But peace. Sterile.

[Arian Foster]

I've never. I've never witnessed that.

[Big T]

It's healthy, so I don't think it is. Actually, I've got a line.

[Arian Foster]

Fact check me on that. Maddie, is. Is peace. Daryl?

[Big T]

Yes. 100.

[Arian Foster]

I didn't think he is sterile. I don't think it was.

[Jared]

No.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

Cleveland Clinic says, contrary to popular brief belief, P isn't sterile or antiseptic.

[Big T]

Oh, wait, we'll get. We'll get back to this. We're getting a call back from a hockey guy.

[Arian Foster]

A honky guy. Hockey guy.

[Big T]

Well, hey, Biz, what's up?

[Biz]

Oh, nothing much. I'm just in the car with wanton Don, Corey and Tyler, AKA Trevor.

[Big T]

Oh, I love that you're doing peeking right now, right?

[Arian Foster]

We are.

[Biz]

We are. Yeah. Driving down from Whistler to Horseshoe Bay to take a ferry over to Nanaimo.

[Big T]

Okay. I love that. That's going to be a great video when it comes out. I'm excited. I. I had a question for you because we're recording macro dosing and we're talking about different shower situations because Arian was talking about the NFL. We talked to Max about baseball, Titus about basketball. So I want to hear from a hockey guy. Growing up, did you guys ever have dividers in your locker room showers or was it always out in the open?

[Biz]

I mean, it depend on. On like which rink you were playing at, but for the most part it was just all open.

[Big T]

Okay. Like NHL, everywhere is all open.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, yeah.

[Biz]

NHL. It's. Yeah, you're. You're. You're playing in. Yeah, it's. It's. Yeah. I couldn't remember one rink that would have dividers in the shower.

[Big T]

Do you think it would be a detriment to team morale if there were to small dividers in the showers?

[Biz]

I mean, I, like, I've explained this story before. Like, I would be a healthy scratch, and then I would have my suit on, and then after the game, the ends would be like, all right, we're going to the shower. And like, I would like, take my suit off and then we would go on shower. So, like, yes, I would. I would say, yes, it was very important that we were doing the manginas and the helicopter very high during shower time.

[Arian Foster]

Okay.

[Biz]

Together. And scrubs their foreskin together.

[Big T]

All right, that's. That makes a lot of sense. I. I think we still have to hear back from the golf guys. They're the one guys that I think there might Be there might be dividers in every single golf country club. I can't see, like, I can't see Scotty Shuffler shower next to Jason day after round.

[Jerry]

You know, was there ever like, one guy on your team that would just.

[Biz]

Get like, like railed on by the.

[Jerry]

Other guys for having a small cog?

[Big T]

Yeah, that's another important thing that we talked about. Like, you laugh at the guy with the small dick. That whole thing.

[Biz]

I would, I would get made fun of for like the excess skin on the end of my.

[Jerry]

Obviously.

[Biz]

But I was one that, like, I think that they would say, oh, there's enough skin on the end of your to cure a burn victim. Like, I would get all the insults.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Biz]

So once again, though, that's. The chuckles are good for team morale.

[Big T]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Biz]

I, I, I, I couldn't imagine Tiger woods giving McElroy the mangina after a round at the Masters. But, you know, who am I, who am I to judge?

[Big T]

Yeah, May I was saying they should do that for the Ryder cup to build up team morale. Just my first act as captain, we're taking out the dividers in the locker room.

[Biz]

Well, another thing too, like, during the finals this year, year in Edmonton, we, we were all staying at the JW Mar Marriott and that's the nicest hotel in town in the ice district. And Brian Buet, who commentates for tnt, he went down to take a sauna and the entire Florida Panthers team was in the sauna together.

[Big T]

Okay.

[Biz]

That to me, is why they won the Stanley Cup.

[Big T]

Yeah, that makes sense. It does. All right.

[Biz]

I would consider that the same as a shower. Right. It's like, you know, out for the boys.

[Big T]

Yeah. Team bonding. There's no barriers between you on and off the ice. Yeah, that makes sense to me now.

[Biz]

A football locker room or Aryan was like, that must be even more intimidating because I would assume some of the weapons on these guys were just like, it was like they were CGI die. Like, who, who, who did he say had the biggest, the biggest bat when he played?

[Arian Foster]

Biggest bask right here. What up? What up, dog?

[Big T]

This ar big weapon.

[Arian Foster]

This is it. So, so we was talking about it. So you probably didn't play with. I, I don't, I don't know the hockey demographic, but there's not a, probably not a lot of black dudes. I'm, I'm guessing.

[Biz]

There'S a few. Yeah, but no, not, not a ton.

[Arian Foster]

Right. So, so we was, we was kind of differentiating the, the, I guess the humor. So like white dudes humor Is like, very y'. All. Y' all talk about your junk, and y' all do the. What'd you say? The helicopter and all that stuff. Black dudes don't really do that. Like. Like, we don't really. Like, so. So, like, the white dudes would always do that shit, and we would always be like, fam, what are y' all doing? Like, it was never a thing for. Like, it was not. I don't know, man. Maybe. I don't know.

[Jerry]

But.

[Arian Foster]

But we also didn't win any championships, so maybe that's.

[Big T]

Maybe that's the problem.

[Biz]

If you could go back, man, that would probably be the one thing you should change. Now, a quick story. We. We. So we. We had Shane Doane on our podcast before, and when he was playing, early days, I think he was with Winnipeg. There was this white guy, Jim McKenzie, and this guy had the biggest wrench.

[Jerry]

Okay.

[Biz]

Like, donor said the first time he ever saw it, he was in shock where he walked by the shower, and then he. And then he. He was. Kept walking, and then he stopped, and he's like, wait a minute. He's like, there's. There's no. There's no way that. That. That was real. So he went back and he was in shock. So on and on and. And talk about all the references and stuff like that. And then, like, six months later, I think it was Ryan Whitney bumps into a girl, and she's like, hey, I'm Jim McKenzie's daughter. Can you please stop talking about my dad's on your podcast? Because it's ruining it for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big T]

I hope she listens to this show, too.

[Arian Foster]

All right.

[Biz]

Biggest horn white guy of all time, so shut up, Jim McKenzie in the hockey world.

[Big T]

All right. I appreciate it, Biz. Have fun doing peing. What's up, Donnie? Enjoy your time out there. And, yeah, we'll talk to you later.

[Biz]

Love you, boys. Great job.

[Eric]

Love you.

[Big T]

All right, love you, Biz.

[Jerry]

Bye, Madeline and mackenzie. I don't want to do yalls job for you, but a clip of biz coming up for a different name for dick every time. I think there were, like, seven.

[Big T]

Yeah, and listen, he's versatile, too. He can do it about vaginas. He can do it about buttholes. He's got. You know how. How Eskimos have 30 different names for snow?

[Jerry]

I did not know that.

[Big T]

That's. That's Paul Bissette.

[Jerry]

But with buttholes, that feels remarkably inefficient.

[Big T]

Yeah, well, it's different types of snow.

[Jerry]

You know, there's okay, well, that's different.

[Big T]

Yeah. So I've also heard back from a golf guy, professional golfer.

[Arian Foster]

Who is it?

[Big T]

A professional golfer on the PGA Tour.

[Arian Foster]

Yep. Who is it? It's definitely Max.

[Jared]

Homer.

[Big T]

Some don't have my guess. Okay, so he says some country clubs don't even have showers, so that's lame, boys. But when they do have showers, there's always a divider. Because if they have showers, that usually means that's a very nice club.

[Jerry]

Yeah.

[Big T]

So they always have dividers.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. That was probably the most predictable. Makes sense.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

I don't know, man. I think. I think Titus hit it on the head. I think it. It comes from probably the military. The military, like, mindset of, like, breaking guys in camaraderie. Suffering equals bonding.

[Big T]

Suffering and, like, you got nothing to hide.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, I don't know about that, but part.

[Big T]

Yeah, but listen, if you can all gang up on one guy in your.

[Arian Foster]

Unit, no pun intended.

[Big T]

Yeah, but if there's one guy and you make fun of him for, like, 10 minutes because he's got the smallest dick, then you're all united.

[Arian Foster]

I can't imagine that was the reasoning behind him. Like, yo, we have to take the dividers out.

[Big T]

Well, I've. I've passed along the suggestion that the Ryder cup team removes the dividers.

[Arian Foster]

Love that. Is he on a red cup for right?

[Big T]

Who?

[Arian Foster]

Max?

[Big T]

Oh, no, he's not. Gotcha. But I'm not saying that. That's who I was talking to right there. Biz. Just Biz. Just wanted to add one more thing.

[Arian Foster]

I love how he's driving, gets the call, and he's like, you know what? Hold on. More dick stuff.

[Big T]

He said, also, piss bombs. They would do piss bombs. What the is a piss bomb? Well, Iran, I'm glad you asked. That's where you pinch your foreskin and piss until it explodes.

[Arian Foster]

What the. And then he says, that was my specialty.

[Big T]

Yo, this is.

[Arian Foster]

This is peak white. This is peak white. This is crazy.

[Mackenzie]

Oh, my God.

[Big T]

Oh, that's awesome. I'm crying. All right. I mean, it's a legitimate conversation, though, about.

[Arian Foster]

I don't know about it.

[Big T]

I think it is. Because you would think if you don't play sports growing up, you're always taught you're private in the shower. It's privacy thing. Yeah, That's. You're naked, you don't look at other people, they don't look at you. That's like. It's a alone time thing that you get. And then you play sports, and it's like, no, we're not taking these dividers out. We're playing sports.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, Sam.