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Arian Foster
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Arian Foster
Welcome back to Nano Dosing. It is Tuesday. It's July 22nd. We're back in the studio. Myself, Big t, Mad Dog McKenzie. What do we want to get into right off the rip? Because there was some big news that's, that's pertinent to my, my emotional state as a sports fan.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I actually think this weekend, or at least since the last show, may be the most news we've like there's so many things that have happened. I feel like we've, we've been gone.
Arian Foster
For three weeks, there's been a ton. So I don't know if we can track down what I said, like, six months ago, five months ago on this show when I said, I really hope that nobody from Donald Trump's staff listens to macrodosing, but I predict that if he finds out that if that the. The new commander's stadium is located on federal land, he will then try to force a name change in exchange for it. Can we look that up? I hate that I was so right about this. I hate that I was so right. So Trump said. And you know what the worst part about this was? He gave kind of a banger nickname that I fear will stick around for my beloved commanders. Called them the Washington Whatevers.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I missed that.
Arian Foster
Yeah, the.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That's good.
Arian Foster
The initial statement. The Washington Whatevers should immediately change your name back to the Washington Redskins football team. I don't know if it was ever the Washington Redskins football team. It's a Washington football team.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Right? Would you want to. Would you want to do a combination there?
Arian Foster
Washington Redskins football team. Yeah, that's actually not bad. There's a big clamoring for this. Likewise the Cleveland Indians, one of the original six baseball teams with a storied past. Our great Indian people in massive numbers want this to happen. Their heritage and prestige is systematically being taken away from them. Times are different now than they were three or four years ago. We are a country of passion, common sense, owners get it done. And then he went on to. He kind of doubled down on it later because he got a lot of. He was saying good, good support from, from that post. Listen, I knew that this was going to happen. I knew I didn't want it to happen, but I had a pretty good feeling that if you need to push the culture war button, this was going to be the one that, that he would go for. I don't know that he actually has the power to do anything because it's already been kicked over to the D.C. city Council. I think as long as the D.C. city Council doesn't drag their feet anymore on it, which they have already, but as long as they don't drag their feet too much longer, I don't think it's going to make a difference. And I think they'll just stay the commanders and they'll. They'll go to the RFK lot. I think the time for him to do this probably would have been eight months ago before Congress kicked it over to the D.C. city Council, but he can probably find a way.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Wait, so Congress did have something to do with the stadium deal.
Arian Foster
Yeah. So the way that, that, that piece of land is administrated, it's property of the federal government, but then it's administrated by the D.C. city Council. So in the bill that they passed last November, what they did was they authorized the Washington, D.C. city Council to then make a choice of what to do with the land. So that's already been kicked over to D.C. okay. So it's no longer technically in the hands of the federal government. Right now. If you had said this in October, then. Yeah, that would have screwed everything up. Or November, like, right after he got elected. If he had. If he had said this in November, that probably would have messed everything up. It might be too late. I think it might already. The die might have been cast. So I've talked about the name a little bit. I don't really feel anything when I hear the Washington Commanders. It doesn't really resonate because it's a new name and it's a shitty name that Dan Snyder invented. But if they win, then it's great. If they lose, it's a shitty name. The logo kind of sucks. The new uniform, the throwback uniforms are awesome.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Those do look way better, don't they?
Arian Foster
They said that they weren't going to change the colors too much when they switched up the uniforms. They did. Yeah, they did. It's not. It's no longer the burgundy, it's no longer the gold. It's like a weird, like, wine red.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Arian Foster
Which kind of sucks.
Mad Dog McKenzie
The logo's terrible.
Arian Foster
Logo's terrible. Logo's very, very bad. But when it comes to the name, I'm like, I'm. I'm torn on it because I grew up rooting for the Redskins football team.
Big T
Right.
Arian Foster
Like, everyone that was a fan of Redskins, we didn't think of it as being a slur. It was just a football team that we rooted for. So, like, I have emotional connection to that name. But also, I've talked with a lot of Native Americans in the past about this. There are. There is a good percentage of them that don't like the name. There are some that are fine with it, like the new Native American Guardians association that's been passing around that change.org for a while, that their mission is to get all the old Native American names back, all the old imagery back. I think the imagery for the Redskins logo was pretty respectful. I think that if you worked out a deal with the Blackfeet tribe, then it would be probably a win. Win all around. But I have a Hard time telling a Native American that's like, yeah, that's, that's a slur. I don't like that name. Have a hard time being like, well, actually, it's not that offensive. Here's why. You know, like, that's a tough conversation to have, but there are some that really like the name. So I, I just wish that it wasn't politicized. I just wish that we could, we could play football.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Why does Trump care?
Arian Foster
Because it's a culture war thing and he can, he wins. He wins on the culture wars. Like, this is his bread and butter.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Right. But this doesn't even seem like something that many people care about anymore.
Arian Foster
But it's something to get people amped up about, like going against PC woke culture, that whole thing. That's, that's what he excels at. And so he's, he's had a rough couple last weeks, so he's, he's playing the hits. Make Indians great again, Miga. That's what he said. I don't, I don't think that they're going to change it back, no matter how much political pressure Trump puts on him. Unless he does find a way to, to, like, go back on the stadium. What would you call that? Big T. If, if the, if the federal government authorized something, they gave it and then now they want to take it away. They want to rescind the gift that they gave. What's the phrase, what's the common phrase for that?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Are you, are you leading to something? I don't know.
Arian Foster
You give something and then you, you take the gift back.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I think you're talking about Indian giving.
Arian Foster
Yeah, that's what, that's what he's going to try to do with this.
Mad Dog McKenzie
So.
Arian Foster
I don't know. I don't know. What are your thoughts on a big T?
Mad Dog McKenzie
I don't care. Do whatever. Like, it makes no difference to me. I will watch the. Probably the exact same number of Washington football team commander Redskins games, regardless of what the name is.
Arian Foster
I would just like to not. I would like to go like three years without changing the name.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah, but this would probably be a more permanent move than, like, if you, if you change it back to the thing that you got rid of, you can never change it again. It has to just stay.
Arian Foster
It has to stay at that point. Yeah, I don't think it's going to change back, but, I mean, Josh Harris did grow up rooting for the Washington Redskins. That was like his team.
Mad Dog McKenzie
The uniforms is a good step. Although from my understanding, they're still, they still have the shitty ones.
Arian Foster
They're going to be wearing the shitty ones for almost every game.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah, see, that's so stupid.
Arian Foster
But they're gonna wear these as the alternate, like the first alter, which I. I think that they'll do it this year and everybody loves them. I'm. I'm gonna spend so much money on the new uniforms. I have to. But then I think they're going to try to incorporate that more in the future because people are going to love it.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I actually have a take on logos generally. Recently. Every new logo that has come out in the last five years or so, they all kind of suck. And more than suck, they all seem so generic. Like. Like you would see them as a. Create a team on a video game.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I think the best one is probably the Utah Mammoth. Is that what they are? The hockey team? That one's pretty good, I think. But like most of them, I'm trying to think of the other ones now. Obviously Kraken's good. Actually, that was a little while ago, but like the. The Washington football team, the. I need to have a list in front of me. They just all seem so generic.
Arian Foster
Well, it was weird because in the. The early 2000s, all the logos that came out right around then, we thought that they were awesome at the time. And then 10 years later, we were like, actually, these are all shitty because they were all futuristic and very angular. Like the Washington Wizards logo, for example.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Arian Foster
You look at that and you're like, that sucks. What a terrible logo. Because around the turn of the century, everybody thought, we're living in the future. Right now. It's the 21st century.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Well, like, half the NFL logos are like that.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Like, the Panthers is like that. The Texans is like that.
Arian Foster
Yeah, Jags. That was the worst era, I think, for logo redesigns. Now it's. It's like that. You get kind of too boring with it. You're afraid to take any chances.
Mad Dog McKenzie
The Marlins new logo sucks. I'd have to look up and down a whole list, but most of the newer ones are not good.
Arian Foster
I just hate that I was right about this. But I. I saw this. I know Donnie. I know Donnie. Pretty good. Got inside his brain on this one. So I. I don't think it's going to change back, but we'll see what happens. Stand by. Thank you for attention. This matter.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I do like. Thank you for your attention to this matter. It's a good. It's a good ender.
Arian Foster
The Washington whatevers is so good. It's so good.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That does names, man, such a good.
Arian Foster
I. We're gonna lose games. People are gonna be like, the Washington whatevers. It's gonna suck. I'm gonna have to deal with that.
Mad Dog McKenzie
He has no fewer than seven or eight people who would otherwise be. I mean, not. But you look at them and you know his name for them.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Sleepy Joe, Crooked Hillary, Little Marco, Lion Ted. On and on it goes.
Arian Foster
Pocahontas.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Arian Foster
All right. What else do we want to get into? Big T. Right after. What was your favorite news story of the weekend?
Mad Dog McKenzie
My favorite. Colbert got canned.
Arian Foster
He did get.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I don't know if it's my favorite. It was probably the biggest one.
Arian Foster
He got canned. So a lot of people drew some. Some conclusions that he got fired because he spoke out against CBS settling the lawsuit with Trump. And I think that there is a lot of truth to that, that CBS settled the lawsuit in order to make their massive merger possible. I think that's probably. There's. There's definitely an element of truth to that.
Mad Dog McKenzie
But you don't think that's why they got rid of Colbert? Surely not.
Arian Foster
I think my best guess is that Colbert might have known that it was about to be nut. Cut in time. And so he said, I'm gonna go all in, and I'm just gonna. I'm gonna rip the band aid off.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Well, that's fine. That's different.
Arian Foster
Yeah. And so then he started to speak out against the parent company, knowing that there was a good possibility that his show was going to get canceled.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That's different, though.
Arian Foster
That is different. Yeah, that's my guess. But I don't. I have zero insight behind the scenes.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I didn't see where the figure originated from, but it's been reported that his show loses $40 million a year.
Arian Foster
I just don't know who watches these shows.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Well, I. Did I send it to you? Yeah, I did. The. The average viewer of Letterman was 60 years old, and when they hired Colbert, they were like, great, we'll get a younger audience. His average viewer now is 68.
Arian Foster
Yeah. I guess that's the demographic for who watches Late Night Live TV shows.
Mad Dog McKenzie
My great grandmother loved the Tonight Show.
Arian Foster
Yeah. With. Was that back in the day with Leno?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Oh, I'm sure she watched Carson. Yeah. From Carson Albish. When. When I was around, it was Jay Leno.
Arian Foster
Yeah. The. I think the. The majority of people consume these shows based on whatever clips pop up on your timelines.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Arian Foster
Like the next day, maybe a clip that makes you angry. That I think they. I think the Colbert Report probably got more anger views than positive views online.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Well, you said, you, you said the Colbert Report. That show was funny.
Arian Foster
Oh, that's right. Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I mean, that was essential. Yeah, he. And then he, he got this show and decided to just be like. I don't know if partisan hack is the right terminology.
Arian Foster
I don't know if you can say partisan hack about, about Stephen Colbert because he's, he is like a massive Ronald Reagan guy. I remember reading a profile about him a while ago and he had a giant portrait of Reagan that hung up in his office. He really loved him.
Mad Dog McKenzie
But he's, he is not shy that he's anti Trump on the left.
Arian Foster
Anti Trump for sure.
Mad Dog McKenzie
And every. I saw a list of every political figure he had on his show in 2024, and every single one of them was a Democrat.
Arian Foster
Dave Portnoy. No, he was on Fallon. My bad.
Mad Dog McKenzie
He was on Fallon. My bad. That was the other day.
Arian Foster
Screw that up. Yeah, well, Pete. Pete the Beagle was on. Was on Fallon. And Ms. Peaches. Yeah. What a wonderful evening of television that was. So he's. Yeah, he's fired. They said that the show lost 40 million a year. I'm guessing that some of this stuff has been leaked by the network to kind of fire back at the accusations that he got fired because of what he said about the merger. I just don't know who watches these shows like Big T said it was. It's a older audience, the average viewer, 68 years old. But the boomers, they, the boomers do love a, A good, like anti president show. Like Jay Leno, when he was doing the Monica Lewinsky stuff, he rode high off that for about two years, three years now.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Maybe you can tell me about this because I was Jay Leno, a political guy. I don't ever remember Jay Leno doing any political stuff.
Arian Foster
Every night. The Clinton Lewinsky stuff, is that political?
Mad Dog McKenzie
I mean, that was the number one story in America.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
And it kind of. That transcends politics, really. That wasn't a.
Arian Foster
Did you ever read that report?
Mad Dog McKenzie
The. Was Ken Starr.
Arian Foster
The Ken Starr report?
Mad Dog McKenzie
No.
Arian Foster
Oh, man. When the Ken Starr report came out, that was. That was the biggest thing that ever happened to the world. People were going through it. He put a cigar in her vagina. Some wild stuff happened with that. He was getting a blowjob while talking to a senator one time in the Oval Office.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I mean, that's Slick Willie.
Arian Foster
That's Slick Willie for you. No, you're right. That's not like overtly. It is about the president, but it was like whoever the president was, if they're getting dome in the White House and putting cigars and vaginas, I think that's going to be.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I mean, you couldn't be a late night host and not talk about Monica Lewinsky.
Arian Foster
Right.
Mad Dog McKenzie
But like, when Bush or Obama was president, I don't really remember him.
Arian Foster
I think when Bush was, there was a lot of just like intelligence jokes.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Sure.
Arian Foster
Just like making fun of him being dumb. But no, he wasn't as overtly political, I don't think.
Mad Dog McKenzie
And like, Fallon doesn't really do that.
Arian Foster
No, not really. Fallon's a party guy. I did see a clip of George W. Bush that's going viral on TikTok, talking about, like, how good we had it when George Bush was president. I had forgotten about this one. This banger that he put out. He's campaigning, right? It's like 1999. He's campaigning against Al Gore. Everyone says Al Gore, so smart. I say he's a smart guy, genius. He invented the Internet. Well, if he's so smart, how come every website starts with W?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah, I've seen some awesome edits of that on TikTok. I mean, banger.
Arian Foster
Yeah, Great joke. Great joke. I still think to this day that George W. Bush should have been commissioner, Major League Baseball. And I did a. I did a bad job. When I interviewed Rob Manford on Pardon My Take, I should have asked him because he was around as George W. Bush was, like, talking about one day becoming the commissioner. Like, did he feel any pressure that W. Was going to take the job that he would want from Selig and how good a job you think he would have done? I think he would have been an awesome MLB commissioner. Yeah, he would have been the best MLB commissioner.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Did you ever actually have to put WWW at the beginning of websites?
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
When did that stop?
Arian Foster
You know, I'm not. I'm not totally sure. I think it was right around the same time that when you could just like type in your Google search into the address bar and hit enter. I think it was probably around then there were some websites that kicked it over. I remember when ESPN first came out with their website. You know what it was?
Mad Dog McKenzie
I'm gonna guess it's not espn.com?
Arian Foster
I think it was espn sportsnet.com. there might have been something else that was in there too. But people, when they. When these big companies first started getting their websites and their web addresses, they didn't think, like, let's just make it super simple. They would have to put Something like kind of futuristic, like, Sports Zone that just didn't really have any meaning to it. And then it would kick you right over to like, espn go dot com.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I'm seeing that it was never required.
Arian Foster
Never required. So I spent all that time typing in www.
Mad Dog McKenzie
While it was a common convention in the early days of the World Wide Web, it was never actually required and was largely dropped by the late 90s and early 2000s.
Arian Foster
That's crazy, because I spent so much of my life typing in www.I remember doing it. Yeah, they had you fooled. Yeah. Big T, I want to ask you about your weekend, specifically in relation to wedding planning and how much fun that's been for you. This is just a never ending treasure trove of teed offs. The. The first thing I thought about when Big T got engaged was, I cannot wait to see how upset he gets at wedding planning. So, so much rigamarole.
Mad Dog McKenzie
So I actually think we may have. We may have found the spot the other day. But prior to that, earlier last week, we went and toured a place that. So let me. Let me set the scene for you. You remember the casino that we went to for your 40th birthday party?
Arian Foster
Yes.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Fun time, good time. How would you describe that area of town?
Arian Foster
Not the part of town that you would want to walk out with money that you just won from a casino in.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Okay, this place is directly next door. I mean, here's the casino that. Here's the spot. You have to be buzzed in like it's a Manhattan jewelry store into this place. So we got. Already. I'm like, no, this is not.
Arian Foster
Not gonna be a thing wedding night.
Sponsor Voice 3
You would.
Arian Foster
Your guests would have to buzz in one at a time.
Mad Dog McKenzie
They say they have security out there to usher people in, to which I responded, I would love a place that doesn't require security.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
So you walk in, there's this tiny little room smaller than the room we're in now. It looks like you're in a funeral home. I'm like this. I mean, we haven't even gotten to the thing yet.
Arian Foster
So the.
Mad Dog McKenzie
The place is. It's billed as outdoors.
Arian Foster
Okay.
Mad Dog McKenzie
The. The thing that's out, you walk through this door and you go out into this little courtyard that's just the. In the center of all these buildings. So you're surrounded by buildings. There's just not a roof over you. And the thing, like the aisle where you would get married is shorter than from here to that wall.
Arian Foster
Okay.
Mad Dog McKenzie
And they're like, oh, well, your guests, you'll. You'll Spread out like super wide. I'm like, okay, whatever, dude. There's like rusted staircases up because you're just in the middle of these buildings.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
And also the back wall that you're looking at just looks into other businesses. Like there's a little store and stuff in there. I'm like, this is not, not going to be a thing. The room where you would have the reception was nice enough is fine. But like the, it was just not a good spot. And again, in a not where you want to have a wedding, we leave and my fiance goes, I love it. I said, you're not being serious. There's no chance. You loved it. And I said, I'm, I'm using my, my one veto. We're just not. That's not going to be the place. So then we went to another place on Saturday and I think that might be a winner.
Arian Foster
All right.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Arian Foster
Excited about it?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah, it's great.
Arian Foster
Wedding vineyards. It. Some of them are just like, we have room. We have a room that you can get married.
Mad Dog McKenzie
And this place was expensive. I was like, how.
Arian Foster
What about the barstool office? What if we just turn the barstool office.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That's not on the list.
Arian Foster
The most romantic destination on planet Earth.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Because then it would be a, a content thing as well.
Arian Foster
No. Officiated by Nicky Smokes. Yeah, no thanks, Mincy the ring bearer.
Sponsor Voice 2
No, no, thank you.
Mad Dog McKenzie
But yeah, there's just all sorts of stuff and like every conversation you have, like with my parents, I guess for the next year is just going to be about this.
Arian Foster
It's gonna be about weddings. Yeah. About planning.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I'm instituting at least one. I would love to get two days a week where there's just no wedding talk allowed.
Arian Foster
Just ban it. Ban it on Fridays.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah, I, I, I, I need to. I feel like I might only get one, but I'll take what I can get.
Arian Foster
Do they do weddings at the Sphere? I feel like a wedding at the.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Sure. For the right price.
Arian Foster
Be amazing. How much you think that would cost? Like 250, 000, bro.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Not even close.
Arian Foster
500.
Mad Dog McKenzie
There is a restaurant around here that I'm. You have to have been to. And we inquired as to how much that would cost and it was 90.
Arian Foster
Jesus.
Mad Dog McKenzie
It's great restaurants.
Arian Foster
Get married outside. Just find a plot of land, pop up. Wedding.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That's what I said.
Arian Foster
I'll drop a pen. Morning of. Yeah, it's gonna be in Chicago. Get there if you can.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I bet the sphere would cost 3,4 million.
Arian Foster
Can we look that up. See if you can rent out the Sphere.
Mad Dog McKenzie
There's a place in Knoxville that costs, like, 900 grand, and that's just a farm in Knoxville.
Arian Foster
I thought you were gonna say the Sunsphere. No, that's the original.
Mad Dog McKenzie
You could probably get the Sunsphere for.
Arian Foster
Pretty cheap, I think. So that might be.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That might be something.
Arian Foster
They should do weddings up there.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I don't know how big it is. I've never been in it.
Arian Foster
I think it's big enough.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I think it's a restaurant, dude.
Arian Foster
Getting married inside the Sunsphere. You're like, yeah, we're getting married at the Sphere.
Sponsor Voice 2
I'm seeing. I don't know what, like, the price for, like, an event would be, but it says the exterior LED screen can be booked for $450,000 per day.
Arian Foster
That's just to have your advertisement or whatever you want on the outside.
Big T
Right.
Sponsor Voice 2
So I don't know if they would do. It's saying you can book them, but it's not giving a price.
Big T
Yeah, it's. I don't. It's.
Arian Foster
Probably have to call.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Oh, yeah. If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Big T
Yeah, exactly.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Exactly.
Arian Foster
James Dolan will be like, where do you work again?
Mad Dog McKenzie
I forgot. It's him. Yeah.
Sponsor Voice 2
You're banned.
Big T
Wait, James Dolan owns that?
Arian Foster
Oh, yeah.
Big T
Oh, I did that.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Part of the MSG Network. I actually learned the Chicago theater is owned by MSG as well.
Arian Foster
Oh, I forgot that.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah. Went there for Daniel Tosh a few weeks ago.
Arian Foster
He's still around.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Oh, yeah.
Arian Foster
Was he funny?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Good show.
Arian Foster
He had a great show, man. Tosh. Point.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Oh, I don't know if I've told you this. I went to see him do stand up in Knoxville when I was in college, and he came out dressed up as Lane Kiffin. He came out in a USC polo and visor, and everybody started booing him. He said, shut the fuck up. I left for a better job.
Arian Foster
He does look a lot like.
Mad Dog McKenzie
It's crazy.
Arian Foster
Yeah. Also, Lane's looking skinny, isn't he? Have you seen him?
Mad Dog McKenzie
I haven't noticed any difference.
Arian Foster
Yeah, he looks good. For a while, he was. He was getting a little chunky. Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That was years ago, though.
Arian Foster
Good, clean living. Do you still hate him?
Mad Dog McKenzie
I think he's pretty funny, honestly. Yeah, I kind of. I like that he pokes and prods.
Arian Foster
If you were to do a power ranking of the most hated former Tennessee Vol coaches, who would be number one?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Butch Jones. Not even close. Okay, then probably Kiffin. Jeremy Pruitt. I think People dislike, but he. The difference in Jeremy Pruitt and Butch Jones is. Jeremy Pruitt is just. He got a job for which he probably was not qualified. And I think at the. At the core of his being, he's a. He's just a simple man. So I don't blame him for that. Butch Jones is a vindictive, asshole piece of shit. So that's why I hate Butch Jones.
Arian Foster
What about Dooley again?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Just actually, have you ever, like, listened to Derek Dooley talk?
Arian Foster
Not really.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Very intelligent guy. Like, he's. He has a law degree. He's very smart. Yeah, he just didn't. Wasn't a great football coach, which is fine. Happens.
Arian Foster
The only thing I've heard him say is the shower discipline stuff.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Arian Foster
You guys like shower discipline? Got to get inside your ass when you scrub.
Mad Dog McKenzie
You heard him talk about Rommel?
Arian Foster
No.
Mad Dog McKenzie
You should look. You should look up that clip, the Desert Fox. I don't even remember what exactly he's referencing, but he's doing a press conference and he's. He's holding pretend binoculars and he's like, where's Rommel? We're looking for Rommel. I forget what he's talking about.
Big T
You.
Mad Dog McKenzie
You'd have to just watch it. Okay. But yeah, he's. He's an attorney.
Arian Foster
I look into it.
Mad Dog McKenzie
It's a smart guy.
Arian Foster
I'll look into it. Congrats to live of the year, Jersey Jerry. Very impressive.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Two or three time.
Arian Foster
I think it's back to back. I don't know. I. I don't really keep that close tabs on it. Mayor Pete said it was. It was back to back. Excuse me, Secretary. Mayor Pete said that? And then congratulate Jerry on online. And then Harry Sisson also waited and said, congratulations.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Oh, really?
Arian Foster
To Jerry the kid.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah. I didn't see that.
Arian Foster
Yeah. So Jerry's pretty. Pretty pumped. I. I know that he rejected the award on the. On the Takeies award show, but I've heard some behind the scenes chatter that he might be willing to change his tune and accept the award in exchange for. He didn't know that there was a cash prize. We told him after the fact there was a cash prize.
Mad Dog McKenzie
How. How much?
Arian Foster
The cash prize has bounced back and forth. We told him 50 grand. Cash prize.
Mad Dog McKenzie
What?
Arian Foster
But we said that unfortunately, since he had rejected the award, then that money will be donated to Planned Parenthood and PETA as. As we do with all the award money.
Sponsor Voice 2
As he would want.
Arian Foster
As he would want. But then Jerry said, wait, wait. I want to accept. I want to accept it. And we said, well, maybe we can get some of the money back for Planned Parenthood. We'll have to see. We'll have to see what happens with this. But, yeah, the cash prize was a game changer for him.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Was this the 10th takeies?
Arian Foster
This was the 9th.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Okay. Y' all are coming up on 10.
Arian Foster
Coming up on year 10. Yeah. I don't think that we did take ease in year one.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Well, you're coming up on year 11. It's. Or, yeah, it'll be 10 years.
Arian Foster
So it'll be 10 years next March.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Next.
Arian Foster
The last day of February. I don't know if next year's a leap year or not.
Mad Dog McKenzie
You will have completed 10 years.
Arian Foster
We'll have completed 10 years. But we've only done nine takeies so far. Yeah. So next year will be the 10th takeies. And we want to get all the Blakes together to do an award show for. For Blake of the year. Like an in person Blake challenge. That's the idea.
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Arian Foster
But in this, in this bit of news that you sent over big T about college admissions, can you explain this to me?
Mad Dog McKenzie
So I'll just read. I believe this is from the New York Times. I'll just read the excerpt. This fall, an expanding number of top schools, including Columbia, mit, Northwestern, Johns Hopkins, Vanderbilt, and the University of Chicago will begin accepting quote dialogues portfolios from Schoolhouse World, a platform co founded by Sal Khan, the founder of Khan Academy, which helps students with math skills and SAT prep. High schoolers will log into a zoom call with other students and a peer tutor, debate topics like immigration or Israel, Palestine, and rate one another on traits such as empathy, curiosity or kindness. The Schoolhouse World site offers a scorecard. The more sessions you attend and the more that your fellow participants recognize your virtues, the better you do.
Arian Foster
So this is Going to be just people that log in and have these sorts of debates and everybody rates each other very high, right?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Oh, I, I disagree. Oh, vehemently.
Arian Foster
I, I think it's going to be like, hey, you have rate everybody high because we're all trying to get into college here.
Mad Dog McKenzie
You don't think that of the schools I listed, I would say most people applying there have a pretty strong ideological bent. One way you think if someone offers an opinion that disagrees with them that they're gonna, they're gonna love that?
Arian Foster
I don't know.
Mad Dog McKenzie
So the, the 18 year olds going to Columbia, MIT and the University of Chicago.
Arian Foster
Well, empathy, curiosity, kindness, you. That's kind of agnostic to whatever you're arguing about, right?
Mad Dog McKenzie
I think if you offer a differing opinion to an 18 year old of, of the ilk that I'm referencing, they would say you lack empathy, curiosity and kindness.
Arian Foster
So is it mandatory to use this platform?
Mad Dog McKenzie
I don't know.
Arian Foster
You'll begin accepting dialogues portfolios from Schoolhouse Dot World, tell students with math skills and SAT prep.
Mad Dog McKenzie
No, that's just saying. The guy who started this website also started Khan Academy, which is a website that has videos to help you with math and stuff.
Arian Foster
Okay, got it. Yeah, I, I feel like most people that are in the college admissions game are going to be like an understanding. Okay, you did a good job. We're going good score for you.
Mad Dog McKenzie
But it seems like a lot of the scores are coming from the other 18 year olds you're doing it with.
Arian Foster
Yeah, I just could see it being a circle jerk where everyone scores each other very high.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I think if they agree with you, it will be.
Arian Foster
We'll see. We'll see. With mit, Johns Hopkins, those two in particular feel like if you're applying to those schools, it's not really about ideology. It's more about just wanting to be really good at math or really good at medicine.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Do you think this should be a thing?
Arian Foster
It's not. I don't think it's mandatory.
Mad Dog McKenzie
But should it exist at all? What does this have to do with.
Arian Foster
I think that the schools want to see what kind of a person you are. Like if you're able to have a good conversation with people.
Mad Dog McKenzie
But that's never been a thing until now.
Arian Foster
Yeah, but like the, the essay portion. Yeah, you're testing whether or not the person can write, whether they can make a convincing argument more effectively or like how introspective they are.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Okay, but that's always existed. So why do we need the empathy and kindness? Peer to peer, I guess to see.
Arian Foster
To see, like, what you're like as a person as opposed to just your writing. I think it's testing a lot of the same stuff. But how do you communicate as a person as opposed to just via. Via text?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Do you think topics such as immigration in Israel and Palestine are actually designed to curate empathy or designed to see how you think about certain things? A different lens.
Arian Foster
I need to click on this link where it says debate topics like immigration or Israel, Palestine, because I don't know if that's an example of things that have happened in the past or if that's what they're going to be debating in the future. Like, what website was this from?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Was this.
Arian Foster
Looks like Wall Street Journal text, maybe?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah, I'm trying to find it right now.
Arian Foster
I'm pretty good at identifying fonts. Oh, nope, that's New York Times.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I thought it was New York Times.
Arian Foster
New York Times Opinion. The opinion section. Spring before I applied to college, the guidance counselors at my private school heard it. Or mostly white grade into the gym. Oh, shoot, I'm out of free articles.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Put it into archive Ph.
Arian Foster
Okay.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Not that I do that.
Arian Foster
I'm just. I'm so glad I don't have to apply for college right now. It sounds like such a pain in the ass. What do they test you on when you guys applied? Was it just essays? Just scores?
Big T
Like, Common app?
Arian Foster
What's that?
Big T
It's a website where you can apply to most schools all at once. So it's one application, and you pick which schools to send it to so you don't have to fill out like 10 different applications for, you know, the same thing. And that's your. Yeah, like all of your school records. Like your grades, your ACT or sat. But now it's funky because of COVID a lot of schools are test optional, but, like McKenzie, me, Big T, all had to do your act, Sat, which is another.
Sponsor Voice 2
I had to do them. But, like, some of the schools, I didn't have to send them.
Big T
Oh, really?
Sponsor Voice 2
So I didn't because it wasn't that good.
Big T
Oh, I was like the school I went to.
Sponsor Voice 2
Like, I'm pretty sure I didn't send my scores.
Big T
And then it's your essay. Yeah. Like your personal essay.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Big T
And then like volunteer experience.
Sponsor Voice 2
Like your resume, basically.
Big T
Yeah, like, basically your resume. But it was like grades, ACT score, essay, resume.
Arian Foster
So this looks like it's kind of like optional. Like, you don't have to have this profile to apply for, like going to Vanderbilt.
Big T
It's like a supplemental.
Arian Foster
It's something that you can add to it. Just like you could add, here's Debate Club. Here's my. Here's my letters of recommendation for my Debate Club sponsor.
Big T
I feel like a lot of the schools you just named, though, are extremely elite institutions that you are trying to get any leg up you can.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Big T
So most people, I think, will do it if it's. If they think it's going to give them a higher chance of admission.
Arian Foster
Yeah. It just seems like such a pain in the ass to try to get into college right now. And there's always going to be an element of you have to try to play up or fake what you think they want to hear.
Big T
Right.
Arian Foster
Like, when you're writing an essay to get into college, you might tailor that for whatever school you're applying to. Just say what you think they want to hear so that they let you in. And then once you're there, it's like, okay, forget everything that I told them.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah, yeah.
Big T
It's like a job interview.
Arian Foster
Yeah. Did you guys get into any of your reach schools when you applied? Like, any of the. The, like, shots in the dark that you took? Like, my dream school would be.
Big T
I'm gonna be honest, I didn't really apply to any of them.
Sponsor Voice 2
Yeah, I didn't either. I, like, applied to Notre Dame for fun, but I didn't get it, so I guess that would be mine.
Arian Foster
But, yeah, for fun.
Sponsor Voice 2
Yeah.
Big T
Just to say I kept my expectations extremely.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Arian Foster
Realistic reach.
Big T
Yes.
Arian Foster
Big T. Was it always University of Tennessee or bust?
Mad Dog McKenzie
I had other schools that I was going to apply to, but I applied to Tennessee, like, super early and got in and knew that I was going to go to ut, so then I really didn't even end up applying to any others.
Arian Foster
Did you tailor your high school career based off of what the University of Tennessee was looking for?
Mad Dog McKenzie
No.
Arian Foster
What would you have done if you didn't get into Tennessee?
Mad Dog McKenzie
I mean, that was never on the table. You just know, dude, it's actually harder to get in now than it was when I applied, but I was never not getting into the University of Tennessee.
Arian Foster
What was the criteria back then?
Mad Dog McKenzie
I don't know. Way lower than anything I ever would have had to worry about.
Arian Foster
Okay.
Mad Dog McKenzie
But now, the last couple of years, like, I think the acceptance rate has gone from, like, 75% to, like, way under 50. Like, because we've gotten good at sports and kids from out of state want to go, and it's become a much better school.
Arian Foster
That's how it goes, man. Jmu. I got in with a I think I had a 3, 4 in high school. Got in with that. I don't think I would have gotten into JMU now. And it's because we got good at sports.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah. UT is at 46% now.
Arian Foster
Like, JMU being having a number next to your football team. Like when it says 25. James Madison University, guess what. Your school's gonna be much harder to get into next year.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Arian Foster
Kind of crazy how that works. I got. Yeah, I got rejected by all my dream schools.
Big T
What were your dream schools?
Arian Foster
Unc. Yeah. Wanted to go to unc. I did also apply to uva. I thought I wanted to go to uva. Got rejected from there, applied to Virginia Tech, which was not a dream school. But, like, everyone from my high school went there, got waitlisted at Virginia Tech, got into jmu, and then I had a bunch of friends at JMU that got in off the wait list at JMU that got accepted into Virginia Tech. So. It's weird.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Last year, UT's mid 50% ACT score out of state was a 29 to 32.
Arian Foster
Is that good?
Sponsor Voice 2
What?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Sponsor Voice 2
Isn't 33 like, 36?
Mad Dog McKenzie
36 is the highest. But, like, above a 28 is, like, pretty good.
Big T
Yeah. And then sometimes they do super score, and they take your best from every time you've taken it.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I believe UT does that.
Big T
Miami did that.
Arian Foster
The super score.
Big T
Yeah. So I took the ACT like, three times. And then you could take your best score from each section of all three times. Bumped up your score a couple points. Yeah.
Sponsor Voice 2
Interesting.
Mad Dog McKenzie
4.08 to 4.5. Mid 50% GPA.
Arian Foster
Whoa.
Sponsor Voice 2
Wow.
Mad Dog McKenzie
So that means 25% of the kids that are getting into Tennessee now have a gpa higher than 4.5.
Arian Foster
That's. And how do you get a gpa higher than 4.5?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah, I don't. AP classes will, like. Like, an A. And an AP class class is like, five, I think.
Arian Foster
Oh, it's a five now?
Mad Dog McKenzie
I think.
Arian Foster
I don't think it was. Okay.
Big T
Honors is usually like a 4.5, and then an AP is usually a 5.
Arian Foster
I think that's crazy.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I believe.
Arian Foster
What is the biggest school that is the easiest to get into?
Mad Dog McKenzie
That's a good question.
Arian Foster
Like the. The one with the highest. I want to say Kansas State has.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Are you saying the most students? Because if it's most students, it's definitely Arizona State.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
If you're saying, like.
Arian Foster
Like, we're talking big.
Mad Dog McKenzie
The best reputation.
Arian Foster
Yeah. Yeah. Big state school, good sports programs. What's the easiest one to get into?
Big T
I was gonna say Bama, but I don't think it's Bama.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Well, Bama is kind of had the thing that Tennessee's had recently where, like, they. It's become a much better school, honestly. It might be Tennessee or Alabama. It's definitely. It's got to be an SEC school, right?
Arian Foster
You would think so.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Ole Miss. Ole Miss. I think it's Ole Miss.
Arian Foster
You think so?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah, because I think it still hasn't caught up to the. With the, the academic side that some of those others have. But everyone wants to go to Ole Miss now.
Arian Foster
Okay. I'm looking at easiest schools to get into right now.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I'm sorry, is this, Is this a real number? I just looked up Ole Miss's acceptance rate.
Arian Foster
What is it?
Mad Dog McKenzie
I'm seeing 97.8%.
Big T
I believe it's.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That can't be right. That can't be right.
Big T
Ole Miss. I, I. And no offense to all of the Ole Miss people. Hottie Toddy. I, I don't believe it is an extremely competitive school at all to get it.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That can't be correct. That's. That's an outrageous number. It was 85. Okay. 98. Yeah.
Arian Foster
What do you have to do to get rejected from Ole Miss?
Sponsor Voice 2
Imagine.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That was in 2023. So maybe they've gotten it down to, like, 93 or so, but 90. Oh, did it's 90 right now?
Big T
No, I'm just saying it's still in the.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Oh, no, I was, I was joking. But, yeah, like, LSU is 74%.
Arian Foster
Okay.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Alabama, 76. I'm surprised they're still that high. That was in 2023. But.
Arian Foster
Gonzaga, 76. Auburn, 71. Michigan State, 83%. Indiana, 85.
Big T
Indiana. That seems shockingly high. Indiana's good school.
Arian Foster
Iowa, 86%.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Let's see.
Arian Foster
Kansas State, Oregon.
Big T
I'm seeing an 86% acceptance rate as well. Arizona State, 90%.
Arian Foster
Kansas State down to 80%.
Big T
George Mason, 90%.
Arian Foster
Yeah. Mason. I could see that.
Big T
Oh, really?
Arian Foster
Yeah. Kind of a commuter school, too.
Big T
Oh.
Mad Dog McKenzie
What do you think is the sneakiest good school? That's a big school. Because I have an answer.
Arian Foster
Sneakiest one. That's the hardest to get into.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Big T
Yeah.
Sponsor Voice 2
I'd say Miami people always.
Big T
Oh, yeah. University of Miami.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I think people know that, though it's small.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
It's private. Yeah.
Big T
Ohio State's a really good, really good school.
Arian Foster
Michigan.
Mad Dog McKenzie
No, Michigan people know that. Very elite. I was going to say Florida, although they did let Nikki Smokes in at one point.
Arian Foster
Big red flag.
Mad Dog McKenzie
But Florida is actually like if you look up Florida's academic numbers, they're very good.
Arian Foster
Nikki Smokes, Aaron Hernandez. Yeah.
Big T
A lot of questionable characters like Bruce boost that, though.
Arian Foster
He. He boosts a little bit. Yeah. But then you got Dan Bilzerian. That brings it down very, very far. Yeah. What about University of Arizona is hard, right?
Mad Dog McKenzie
No, I've never heard that.
Arian Foster
I thought it was the best.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Big public schools are North Carolina, Michigan, ucla. Yeah. Ucla, Georgia Tech, Georgia, Duke. But that's private.
Big T
Georgia is a really good school.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah. Georgia's not bad. UVA, Virginia.
Big T
Yeah.
Arian Foster
Oh, yeah. University of Arizona, 85.7%. Except I don't know why I had in my head that. Maybe because it's compared to Arizona State all the time.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah. I mean, it's better than Arizona State. I mean, if Ole misses is 98, what's Arizona State?
Arian Foster
Yeah. Arizona State. It's like, do you. Are you mostly hepatitis free?
Mad Dog McKenzie
You're not going to believe this.
Arian Foster
Like, you have hepatitis B, but If you got ARC.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Sorry, I'm seeing 90% for Arizona State.
Arian Foster
That's. Is that higher than you thought it would be?
Mad Dog McKenzie
It's. No, it's much lower.
Arian Foster
Thought it would. You thought It'd be like 99.
Mad Dog McKenzie
If Ole Miss is 98.
Arian Foster
I want to know, if you applied to one of these schools that's like in the 90s and you did not get in, what is the reason for you not getting in?
Big T
Yeah.
Arian Foster
What are they screening out? Like, maybe if you have a felony.
Big T
I think if you, like, filled out your application just completely wrong, if you've.
Arian Foster
Been charged as an adult for a crime while you were under the age of 18 and convicted and you were currently incarcerated, then we will not let you in.
Sponsor Voice 2
Yeah, that would be a tough.
Arian Foster
Sort of realization, like telling your parents, hey, guys, sorry, I didn't get into Arizona State.
Big T
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
So Tennessee released this where it had those stats of the ACT scores and GPA and all that for the. The 2024 class. I'm not seeing any such thing existing for the University of Mississippi, which I guess makes sense if you admit 98% of your applicants. But I would be interested to see that.
Big T
I know sometimes people do say, I had a girl and that I went to high school with, and she got rejected from Ohio University, which is a not super hard school to get into. And she told everyone it was because she was overqualified.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Interesting.
Big T
And I said, I don't think that's necessarily the case.
Sponsor Voice 2
Right.
Big T
But people could throw that around and be like, oh. Because sometimes those schools do. I think it's called like yield admissions, where if they. If, let's say it's an Arizona State or Ole Miss and they see your 35 act, 4.5 GPA, all of those things. Sometimes they don't want to take you as an admitted student because they think the chances of you going to that school are extremely low.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Big T
So they don't want to waste an admission spot on you if they have a pretty good premonition you are.
Arian Foster
You're too good for us.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah, that does happen. But where did she go?
Big T
A smaller, like Ohio school.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Okay, so then that probably wasn't the case for her. No offense.
Arian Foster
Yeah, I think that if you're. Look, if you're getting rejected from like a 95 admission school, it's probably because you're dead. Like people that have applied and then died.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Is it Radford or Longwood in Virginia that lets you in if you're just alive?
Arian Foster
Radford got into Radford. Not to brag.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Congrats.
Arian Foster
I had a buddy that got wait listed at Radford. No, he had to take a long look at his life.
Mad Dog McKenzie
If you Google Radford admissions, the people also ask category, the first one is can I get into Radford with a 2.7 GPA?
Arian Foster
And that's yes. 2.7 is great.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I'm seeing the average high school GPA for admitted students at Radford ranges from 3 to 3.5. That could be some outdated information, but it doesn't even come up with like an admissions percentage. When you Google just come, you can just click on the undergraduate application on Radford's website and just fill it out.
Arian Foster
So that was my safety school was Radford, just in case I didn't get in anywhere else. And I think if I remember correctly, I. I did not fill out the entire application to Radford. I left a lot of stuff just like undone. I was just like, whatever, I'll just send. They'll. They'll take whatever I give them. And I got in just with a. A wildly incomplete application.
Mad Dog McKenzie
The ACT range for Radford is a 19 to 26. I think 18 is like, you passed it.
Arian Foster
Okay.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I'm pretty sure.
Arian Foster
Yeah. Schools like that, listen, they serve a valuable purpose in this world. They get kids out of their parents houses. Also, the Radford Highlanders is a pretty cool name. Their colors are plaid.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Really?
Arian Foster
And they're close to Virginia Tech. Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
According to U.S. news and World Report, it's only a 91% acceptance rate.
Arian Foster
Okay, so that's gotten A lot better. That's gotten a lot better since back in my day.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Much lower than Ole Miss.
Arian Foster
Ole Miss.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That has to be wrong. That. That number can't be correct.
Arian Foster
What is Mississippi State?
Mad Dog McKenzie
I. It was like 75 or something.
Arian Foster
Oh, really? So it's. That's a better university than Ole Miss.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That number just can't be right. Because I know in the last five or so years there's so many more out of state kids applying to Ole Miss particularly, but SEC schools generally.
Sponsor Voice 3
Yeah.
Arian Foster
I mean, it's going to be interesting to see with Alabama getting. Getting more selective in their admissions process how that affects the popularity of the football team. Although I feel like if you're just born in Alabama, outside of the Auburn area, you're just automatically. You're going to be an Alabama fan no matter where you end up.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Well, that's another list I've always kept, which is what schools have the largest percentage of their fan base that couldn't go there.
Arian Foster
Okay, so, like, never get in.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Like, Notre Dame is high.
Arian Foster
I mean, there's an easy answer to that.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I think Georgia is high.
Arian Foster
I think it's. It's probably Duke.
Mad Dog McKenzie
You're talking pure percentage wise. I guess.
Arian Foster
Yeah, but you mean, like in sheer numbers.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah, because, like, I mean, Alabama's probably getting up there.
Arian Foster
Yeah. Bama, Miami, Texas.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Texas.
Arian Foster
Texas is a. Is a big one because it's a hard school.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah, we miss that on the, on the big Power 5 schools that are good.
Arian Foster
It's very, very difficult to get into Texas. Yeah. Especially out of state, but. Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Usc.
Arian Foster
Usc. Yeah. But I mean, if you look at the numbers in Texas, just the millions and millions of people that root for that football team and you have to basically have a 4.0 in high school to get in and like, great test scores.
Mad Dog McKenzie
There's a thing in Texas, I remember from when I was applying to colleges that I found out if you. I think it's graduating the top 10% of your high school, you get automatic admission into any public school in Texas.
Arian Foster
That's pretty cool.
Mad Dog McKenzie
It was either top 10% of your high school or if you had a certain GPA or ACT score. Yeah, but I believe it was top 10% and you were automatically admitted to.
Arian Foster
Texas A and M. I think in Louisiana, it's like that you can go to LSU for free if you get over a 3.0 in high school.
Big T
I know with the UC, like the California school system, you. If you apply to the California school system, they have to let you into at least one of the schools that's cool. I think there's, like, a school that kind of is below the rest, but you have to be admitted to at least one uc.
Arian Foster
What about Hawaii? I almost applied for Hawaii. Just because you get to live in Hawaii.
Mad Dog McKenzie
But they, like, don't let guys take official visits there unless you're committed.
Arian Foster
Yeah. Just in case they don't want people taking a vacation.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Right.
Arian Foster
Yeah, that's.
Big T
Remember, Aran was telling us about that?
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I think it's a good hack.
Arian Foster
You. What about A and M? How hard is A and M to get into?
Mad Dog McKenzie
It's a good school, I think. Hold, please.
Arian Foster
Okay. And I wonder about the other Big Ten schools, like Nebraska. I feel like Nebraska is like, if you were born in Nebraska.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Texas A and M has an acceptance rate of 63%. No Tennessee, but it's solid.
Big T
Nebraska's acceptance rate is 77.1.
Arian Foster
77. And they couldn't let Danny Woodhead in.
Big T
Damn. Oh, Miss Wisconsin is a really good school.
Arian Foster
Yeah, but it's. I think it's easy to get into 43.3. Oh, that's it.
Big T
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Okay.
Arian Foster
I saw a incorrect stat here online.
Big T
No, Nebraska or Madison's a good school. I. Toward their. As we were saying, reach schools. I knew that wasn't for me, so I just chose not to apply.
Arian Foster
It's a very cool city, too. I like Madison.
Big T
Love Madison.
Arian Foster
I was down in Austin this last weekend, and it's crazy, man, flying into that city. It looks nothing like it used to look 10 years ago. Like the skyline. There was one building that dominated the skyline. The Frost Bank Tower.
Sponsor Voice 2
The Owl.
Arian Foster
Yeah. Fun fact about. About the Owl. The Owl Building. It was designed by an architect from Rice who wanted to give, like, a big fuck you to the city of Austin and the Texas Longhorns by having the tallest building in that city be their mascot from Rice. So it was the Owl Building. And now you have to look hard to find the Frost Bank Tower as you're flying into town. It's crazy. I think they've got the biggest building west of the Mississippi there.
Mad Dog McKenzie
So that's Nashville's skyline from 2015 to 2024.
Arian Foster
Yeah. What city do you think is next up? Give me a list of. Of hot prospects of cities because I feel like Austin, Nashville.
Sponsor Voice 2
I just went to Charleston.
Arian Foster
Charleston School.
Big T
Charleston's in the mix.
Sponsor Voice 2
Bachelorette. Bachelor.
Mad Dog McKenzie
But it can't become like a. Yeah, it's.
Sponsor Voice 2
Yeah, it's pretty small.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I feel like I hear a lot of people moving to Charlotte and Raleigh now.
Big T
Charlotte is big. Charlotte apparently Is like the banking capital of the South.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah. Bank of America is in Charlotte. Yeah, yeah.
Arian Foster
Raleigh. The Research Triangle.
Big T
I hear a lot of people talk about Tampa. Is that eligible?
Arian Foster
Yeah, I think if you're. If you retire from the wwe.
Big T
Oh, okay.
Arian Foster
They just ship you down to Tampa.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Right?
Big T
Or if you're Jake Malasak.
Arian Foster
Or if you're Jake Malasek. Yeah. Or if you retire from Only fans, you go to Tampa. It does seem like a cool city, though. Anything, Any places in California I've been thinking about going, like, finding a. A city in California that no one's heard of yet. That's going to be awesome.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I think you're late.
Arian Foster
I think I'm so late.
Mad Dog McKenzie
A couple hundred years, but.
Arian Foster
But in my head, I'm like, surely there is a coastal town on the beach in California that nobody lives in.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Right.
Arian Foster
And then I'll find it, and then the city will grow around me.
Mad Dog McKenzie
You're going to be the last guy to be part of the gold rush.
Arian Foster
Yes, exactly. What about Temecula?
Mad Dog McKenzie
I think people know about that.
Arian Foster
They do.
Big T
Santa Barbara.
Arian Foster
People know about Santa Barbara. Does seem like heaven on earth.
Big T
It does. I can't find an issue with Santa Barbara.
Arian Foster
It's expensive.
Big T
Erosion.
Arian Foster
Yeah. Erosion. Yeah. Is that the issue is erosion? Is that as big a problem as we were told when we were kids? Or when I was a kid, everybody was like, we're not gonna have any beaches in 15 years.
Big T
Possibly. My mom always says, my brother and I were never allowed to live in California because it was going to fall into the ocean at some point.
Arian Foster
Yep. That is true. San Andreas fault line. Big T. I would like for you to educate me on another big story of the weekend. Tulsi.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Oh, I was hoping you were going to educate me on this.
Arian Foster
What's my girl Tulsi up to these days?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Well, we are. We're going to. We're going to get Obama finally.
Arian Foster
Okay. He's going to be arrested?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Well, no, of course not. That's. That. So that you actually just hit on my whole issue with this thing.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
So Tulsi Gabbard came out with some declassified documents that allegedly indicate that Obama and Hillary's campaign were colluding on the Russia story that they knew to be false, of which I have little doubt. My problem is, then put these people in prison, which you know they will never do. So. So just what's the point?
Arian Foster
It's just to distract.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Arian Foster
So that you can play on offense instead of playing defense.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Probably. But I just. I have a hard Time caring because, like, nothing's going to happen.
Arian Foster
So I was looking at some of the quote, unquote evidence that got put out. I think today we're just using the word evidence and accusations interchangeably.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Arian Foster
It seems like it's a big accusation.
Mad Dog McKenzie
And to be fair, though, the whole story in the first place was an accusation. What do you mean, the Russia thing?
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
So. Well, it's no less evidence than it was when it was mentioned the first time.
Arian Foster
But Russia did interfere with the election. That's. That's like open and shut. They did interfere with that election.
Mad Dog McKenzie
They inquired as to whether or not they could.
Arian Foster
No, they definitely interfered with the election.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I don't. In what sense?
Arian Foster
In the sense of.
Mad Dog McKenzie
You're talking about, like they had Facebook.
Arian Foster
Posts, the troll farms.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Okay, that's not. Anyone in the world can do that.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
It's not.
Arian Foster
Facebook posts that were like micro targeted towards certain demographics. That's a.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That's, that's not illegal.
Arian Foster
It's. But a foreign government paying people to influence an election, I believe that is. That is illegal.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That's not what was purported at the time.
Arian Foster
You're talking about like, it was the Trump campaign meeting with.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yes. And they were hacking voting machines and shit.
Arian Foster
Like, oh, the hacking voting machine. I don't think anyone ever said that Russia hacked voting machines and changed votes.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I believe that was part of what was going around in 2016.
Arian Foster
They might have attempted to do that. But of all the things that I've ever read, they did not physically change any votes.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I agree with you.
Arian Foster
It's like there were lots of investigations into that. I remember specifically the results of the Russia investigation saying they attempted to do these things. They did not change any votes.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Correct. I agree with you, but I'm saying that 10 years ago, that's what people were saying.
Arian Foster
They influenced votes they were trying to influence. And they're still doing it right now. Russia's really good at the whole troll farm shit. I would love to work in a troll farm. And I don't think. It's just. I think India is doing it. I think Pakistan's doing it. I think there's a lot of countries out there that are. That are pretending to be people online that they're not. So do you think Obama's gonna get arrested?
Mad Dog McKenzie
No, of course not.
Arian Foster
Mad Dog McKenzie. Do you think he's going to get arrested?
Sponsor Voice 2
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Arian Foster
No, I don't think so.
Big T
I also feel like right now they're kind of scrambling for stuff to take attention off of The Epstein stuff.
Arian Foster
Yeah, I mean the, the Washington Redskins thing is a great example of that culture war. Oh, well, get back into that.
Mad Dog McKenzie
We didn't even talk about. He did say last week that he was gonna. He told Pam Bondi to unseal some of the stuff, right?
Arian Foster
Yeah. So he told her to unseal grand jury testimony in. I think it's the Glenn Maxwell trial. That's not going to have anything in there. There's not. I'm sure there's not going to be anything of note in there. And I do agree with Brace that what we're looking at is really just the tip of the iceberg. And there's massive, massive money laundering, financial crimes that are being covered up that tie in the richest people in the world, not just the sex stuff. But Epstein is. He was laundering hundreds of millions. If not, I think. No, it's been documented. Billions of dollars funneling in and out of his accounts. And we have not investigated where that money's coming from, where it's going. That is the one that I think has more people freaked out. There's definitely a bunch of perverts out there that went to the island that were part of the sex trafficking thing he had going. But I think the bigger net is just how big of a problem it was with money laundering.
Mad Dog McKenzie
When you said there's going to be nothing in it, though, this is all they had to do the first time. Just say you're releasing shit that has nothing in it and people I. Oh, and say we're still going through it. We're looking at all the stuff we're releasing what we can.
Arian Foster
Yeah. As it goes, we're going to be, we're going to be trickling it out there. And then you give people the opportunity to just fake their own documents online and then you're going to have a bunch of fake documents that get put out and we're not going to know what's real. Cool world. Good times. Big T. What else we got from this weekend? Anything else big that you want to get into?
Mad Dog McKenzie
I think that was most of it. Hunter Biden did just go on a tirade about if we get rid of all the illegal immigrants, who's gonna clean your hotel room and wash your dishes? So.
Arian Foster
Okay, that's nice.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah, that, that just dropped.
Arian Foster
Good job, Potter. He did a interview, right? Yeah, like a sit down interview.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I can't tell who it's with.
Arian Foster
Channel 5, I think maybe.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Is that a. Yeah, I do see a 5 in the lower left corner, but it's not Like a. An affiliate thing. It looks. Is that a national. Is it a publication called Channel 5?
Arian Foster
I don't know that much about Channel 5, but it started out as a, like, small YouTube page. It's just like a private. It's not like Channel 5. BBC.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah. It's a guy wearing jeans and an oversized sport coat and a Phillies hat.
Arian Foster
He used to do hot ones with Hunter, except it's just crack.
Sponsor Voice 3
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Arian Foster
I think Hunter's sober now, right?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Is he really?
Arian Foster
I think so. I think good, clean living.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Good for him.
Arian Foster
Yeah. Do we have any voicemails to get into today?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah, we can do a couple.
Arian Foster
Been a couple weeks since we tapped into the voicemails. We love the macro dosians. You guys have been reaching out. We appreciate that the Milwaukee brewers just won't lose. They refuse to lose baseball games. Aryan has been FaceTiming me at in opportune times, demanding 5 push ups.
Sponsor Voice 2
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Arian Foster
I've. I think I've got 85 left.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Okay. Wow.
Arian Foster
But he's on a. He's on a whirlwind cruise right now, so I think I'm safe.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Arian Foster
PFT has been marked safe from having to do push ups.
Big T
I think that's what he wants you to think.
Arian Foster
You can't get. You can't get service like that on the high seas.
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Listener Caller
Hey, guys. Longtime Arian Foster fan, first time caller. If you had to get a jersey of a team that you don't necessarily support, who would it be? Just because you respect them and their contributions to the game. For example, I'm a patriots fan, but I would maybe get a Cam Chancellor jersey just because he's a bruiser. Amazing. Love him. Stay beautiful. Stay gorgeous. Thanks, guys.
Arian Foster
That's a good question.
Mad Dog McKenzie
So is this a player or just a team?
Arian Foster
I think it's a player.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Okay.
Arian Foster
For respecting their contributions to the sport. And also with Cam Chancellor, he looked awesome.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I have an easy answer. One of the only, like, players that I've ever really loved as a Kid who didn't play for the Braves or Falcons or whoever. I loved David Ortiz, okay. So I would, I would have no problem getting a big poppy jersey.
Arian Foster
Do you know the lore behind David Ortiz and triples?
Mad Dog McKenzie
No.
Arian Foster
So whenever he would hit a triple, he had an arrangement with his wife. Allegedly that that night you got to use the back door. And so you can find clips of David Ortiz like hitting a triple. And it was a feat when he was able to do it because a big boy, he gets the third base and then he starts freaking out. So happy with the celebration, he like points over at the dugout. All his boys are like super amped up for him. And knowing what we know now makes that so much sweeter.
Mad Dog McKenzie
How many career triples could he have had?
Arian Foster
Not many.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Let's see.
Arian Foster
Not many.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I'm looking 19. Yeah. More than I would have guessed.
Sponsor Voice 3
Wow.
Arian Foster
Yeah, that's higher.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Usually had one or two a year.
Arian Foster
Well, there's some weird, weird dimensions with the Fenway park outfield walls. You could get a good bounce here and there.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah, if he played a Yankee Stadium, he'd have never gotten one.
Arian Foster
Never get a triple. No.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Unless now somebody will look it up and he got a triple a Yankee Stadium. But I can't imagine that's just because.
Arian Foster
He was so good against the Yankees. That's a good question. David Ortiz is a solid answer. John Rocker disrespect everything he's done. No, I mean, I've got some jerseys right now from guys that did not play for my favorite teams. Danny Woodhead, obviously respect everything he's about. I have a Kyle Slaughter, the best preseason quarterback of all time. Look up Kyle Slaughter preseason highlights and stats when you have a second. Because this guy, he was unreal in the preseason and never got a chance to be a starting quarterback. Never even really got a chance to be a second string quarterback. Probably because he was too good. Where if he's the backup, then your starting quarterback feels a lot of pressure. He wasn't like a support system quarterback.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Hang on.
Arian Foster
Which is like the real long term guys. If you want to be a long term backup, you got to know how to, how to just do everything to help the starting quarterback maximize their potential.
Mad Dog McKenzie
This is as of six years ago, so I don't know if he's played since then. But as of 2019, his career preseason stats were 111 for 150. A 74% completion percentage for 1200 yards, 11 touchdowns and one pick.
Arian Foster
Pretty good, right?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Not bad.
Arian Foster
You would think that that guy would have gotten some sort of opportunity at least to be a primary backup.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Arian Foster
So I respect his contributions to the game. I like Ocho Cinco jerseys are pretty cool, too. I like Chad also. You get the benefit of having a Bengals jersey. And I think the Bengals have one of the best, if not the best jerseys in the NFL. Anything powder blue from the Chargers would be awesome. I do have a deli jersey as well, from his time with the Bucks.
Big T
Respect.
Arian Foster
Respect to deli. Any Australian player. I'll probably. I'll probably end up supporting James Winston. I would support him on whatever team he's on, whatever team he's on, wherever he needs to be. I'm a. I'm a Jameis guy. I will show up for Jameis day in, day out.
Big T
Portals.
Arian Foster
Portals. Also a solid jersey. If you're wearing a Bortles jersey, you're probably a good time. Probably a fun guy to hang out with. I also think that, like, an old school Deion Sanders Atlanta Falcons jersey would be awesome.
Mad Dog McKenzie
See, I have a Deion Sanders Braves jersey.
Arian Foster
Oh, that's.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Which I think is fun.
Arian Foster
That's very cool.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I would like to know what. This can make me sound really old. I'd like to know what jerseys are like popping off at college parties now because it. You know, back in my day, you mentioned Blake Bortles was one of them. Blake Bortles one went crazy. I'm. There's always the classics, like the. The, like Michael Jordan dream team one always plays. Cooper Flag is going to be a big one.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
So, yeah, I just. If you're a youth out there, let me know. What are the. What are the jerseys that are going the hardest?
Arian Foster
Trace McSorley.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah, that. I mean, that probably would have been back near my time.
Arian Foster
Trace McSorley Ravens jersey. That'd be pretty cool, right?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Do you know the Trace McSorley song?
Arian Foster
Yep.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Okay.
Arian Foster
Just a kid from. Where is he from?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Briarwood.
Arian Foster
Briarwood.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Something like that.
Arian Foster
Yeah. Put it on a dime.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Arian Foster
Yeah. Great, Great song. Backup quarterbacks. Those will always play.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Arian Foster
If you have a good backup in there.
Sponsor Voice 2
I have a Brady Quinn Browns jersey.
Big T
Respect.
Arian Foster
That's a good one.
Big T
Me too.
Arian Foster
I could borg in the Brady Quinn Brown jersey.
Big T
Co worker.
Arian Foster
Yeah, that's true. How about that? That's all right. Let's rank the. Let's rank our top new co workers. Gutfeld at FS1. Dude, I love Gutfeld. I love Gutfeld so much. First text I got after the news broke, the very first one was from Gutfeld. No, no, no. From Kirk Goldsberry. Oh, and he said, I'm looking forward to your cross promotion appearances on Gutfeld. From your lips to God's ears, Kirk. I, I love that guy. That show is just like, let's see who can make the most references to, to memes about Democrats.
Big T
I think you would be a really good writer on that show.
Arian Foster
I think I would love to be on that show where they start. You could talk about anything. We could be talking about food on, on Gutfeld and I'd be like, you know who else made food Obama's chef.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Never heard from again.
Arian Foster
No one knows what happened to that guy. And then the audience would like, stand up. I get a standing ovation. Laughter it would be awesome.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I think you're joking around, but we, we don't know. We still don't know.
Arian Foster
We don't know.
Mad Dog McKenzie
People don't just drown. He was, wasn't he like a, a swimmer too? He did like, competitions.
Arian Foster
They were probably banging on that paddle board, him and Obama.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Arian Foster
Yeah. You didn't build that. I just keep saying you didn't build that the entire time and people would love it.
Mad Dog McKenzie
So that's a deep cut.
Arian Foster
Yeah. Listen, Gutfeld producers, if you're out there, I would, I would love nothing more.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Mom, Donnie needs to break that one out.
Arian Foster
Oh, mom. Yeah, Mom, Donnie. Okay, give me a topic to talk about. I'll try to work in. Let me, let me audition for Gutfeld right now.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Okay?
Arian Foster
Just. I'll do it on the next, next voicemail. I'll respond to the next voicemail like it's a topic on Gutfeld.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Okay.
Arian Foster
Okay.
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Listener Caller
Hey, what's up fellas? Big T. Pft. Aryan Mad Dog McKenzie. Big Fans of the show calling because I got a question. I just moved down to South Carolina from New England and I've been trying to find a college football team to root for. Slight issue. I hate Gavo Swinney. I think he's awful. But I also don't think South Carolina is any good. And I hate to admit it, but I've kind of become a fan of Tennessee football through this podcast. So any thoughts, ideas? My wife also owned to JMU bfc. So shout out Dukes. But any help in helping pick a college football team now that I live down in the south and they care more about that down here than the NFL. Stay handsome, Stay beautiful. Love you guys.
Arian Foster
What? Why are college athletes being paid so much money now? They're called the Tennessee Volunteers. You go to school there and now all of a sudden you want some money? Give me a break. That's my best impression of Good. Just find something that is like tangentially related that you can hammer on.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I do love that this guy has, has started to watch Tennessee. I would, I would welcome you. I would say in the state in which you now reside, you're kind of between a rock and a hard place. Because Clemson is a cult. I do think they're going to be very good this year. But their, their fan base is one of the two most cultish in the sport alongside Texas A and M. South Carolina, though I, I will give them credit. Elite Stadium. Love, love their, their game day atmosphere. Fans. Not my favorite I've encountered. So is that because they beat you.
Arian Foster
During the season that you thought Hinden Hooker for Heisman?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Well, they cheated to do so, but no, they're just. They're just not great people. Okay, so if you maybe. I'm sorry, what was this guy's name?
Sponsor Voice 2
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Big T
Yeah, I don't know if he said.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Okay, let's call him Ted. Maybe. Ted. If you, you know, are milling about in South Carolina, wherever you're living, and you find that you have very positive interactions with South Carolina fans, that's great. Although it does seem like he has already started to migrate toward Tennessee, which I think is wonderful. Other than those. Now Coastal Carolina, I guess is another in state school.
Arian Foster
You don't want to root for them.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Latch on to.
Arian Foster
You don't want to root for them.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That's a school who has to have a 98 acceptance rate.
Arian Foster
Probably. That would also make a house divided situation, though, because Sunbelt, your wife went to JMU. They're one of JMU's biggest rivals. So you're opting. You're choosing violence. If you opt into Coastal Carolina in your own home, just be aware of that.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Those are the only. There's no more South Carolina.
Arian Foster
Right. Great campus, though. Coastal campus. Incredible. Yeah. Clemson.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I don't think there's any more Citadel.
Arian Foster
You could be a Citadel fan.
Mad Dog McKenzie
South Carolina State is FCS also.
Arian Foster
Yeah. South Carolina. The Gamecocks feel like. I don't want to offend anybody. That's a. That's a die hard Gamecocks fan. But my general vibe I've gotten from them. Generic SEC fan base.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Elaborate on that.
Arian Foster
It just feels like it. I don't know what makes them unique to any other SEC school.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Okay. I would say that, but generic. I. Okay. So I see where you're going with generic. Yeah.
Arian Foster
You've got the SEC haircuts, but they're not as over the top as some of the other ones.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Okay. Do you think that comes from maybe having beaches in the state? Like, they're a little softer?
Arian Foster
It might. It might. Yeah. But that's not. Columbia is not.
Mad Dog McKenzie
No, but really close to a bit.
Arian Foster
But yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
In the state.
Arian Foster
Yeah. You're beach adjacent.
Mad Dog McKenzie
But I guess that wouldn't hold true for Florida.
Arian Foster
But Florida is Florida.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Arian Foster
Florida is just like its own. Its own thing now. I. I could see myself going to USC and having a great time. Going to South Carolina, having a good time. We played a pop punk show down there and it was fantastic. Filled a Bojangles parking lot.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Sounds like a wonderful time.
Arian Foster
It was actually.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Did you get a bowberry biscuit?
Arian Foster
I did get a bowberry biscuit. For sure. I guess they have. They do. Sandstorm. That's cool.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Arian Foster
South Carolina. If I were to move there, I could not become a Clemson fan. You're right. I think they're like second. They'll always take a backseat to A and M in the. In the cult department.
Mad Dog McKenzie
It's close, dude.
Arian Foster
But their cult is kind of. It wasn't always like that. Right. It intensified with dabo.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah, for sure. But I mean, they have for many years gone to places and like, handed out their own currency That's.
Arian Foster
Yep. You're right. You're right. Given the $2 bills, I think I'd probably be a Gamecocks fan. Plus, you get to wear the hats that just say Cox on them. That is a plus, right? Saw a couple of those at the dnc.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Nice. I guess you're next to North Carolina and Georgia.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
You can't. You can't become a Georgia fan right now. I would advise against it ever. But right now you can't.
Arian Foster
You can't really. I. You can't really become a UNC fan.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Tough. Yeah.
Arian Foster
If you're living in South Carolina and. But you're not from South Carolina, feels like you're just doing that on purpose.
Mad Dog McKenzie
To find your name. I Little respect that, though.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah. And. And you only buy shirts that just say Carolina. No, north, because that's a big thing.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
They. They get upset about.
Arian Foster
They get the real Carolina, which, by.
Mad Dog McKenzie
The way, North Carolina. If one has to just be Carolina, it's for sure North.
Arian Foster
North Carolina, I've always said I'd say probably a top three state.
Mad Dog McKenzie
It's up there.
Arian Foster
It is such a good state. Get everything in North Carolina. Got mountains, you got beaches, you've got good cities, you've got good weather, friendly people, great colors of your state.
Mad Dog McKenzie
No. Yeah, it's high.
Arian Foster
Very high.
Mad Dog McKenzie
South Carolina is fine. I'd go so far as to say it's good.
Arian Foster
Myrtle beach, you got the. Yeah, some cool coast. Charleston.
Mad Dog McKenzie
But it's good city. If one has to be Carolina, it is for sure North.
Arian Foster
I would agree. I would agree with that. Yeah. Just become. Become a Gamecocks fan or Tennessee fan, either one.
Mad Dog McKenzie
We would love to have you.
Arian Foster
All right. We got another voicemail.
Sponsor Voice 3
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Mad Dog McKenzie
Do this one as gut filled.
Arian Foster
Okay. That last one was.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Was tough.
Listener Caller
Long time listener. My name is Jimmy. I'm from New Hampshire. What gives you guys the confidence to be able to, like, come onto the podcast? Say what you mean and mean what you say. Thank you, guys. Like, I know Arians like an established running back in the NFL. EFT is a very prominent podcaster, but, like, still like someone. You're not a political figure. So what gives you guys the confidence to come out and mean what you say? I love you guys. I love what you say. I love the banter between everyone.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Okay, that's okay.
Arian Foster
Just cuts off right there. The fact that I don't live in communist England is what happens with me. The stuff that we say on this show, they would throw you in prison if you put that out in England. You See all these guys getting arrested on social media over there, Big T, all these people. You get thrown in jail for a Facebook post. Not here. So I'm going to take that liberty and I'm going to exercise it day to day. Because we fought a war against King George.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yep.
Arian Foster
To not get put in prison for a Facebook post.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Love that.
Arian Foster
And that's what's great about America.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Amen.
Sponsor Voice 2
You kind of sound like Gruden a little bit.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Arian Foster
When I get into Gutfeld.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah. Yeah. It's a good call. I would just feel stupid saying anything that I didn't believe.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Like, I would if. If we got on here and like just did a bunch of that we don't actually think is true. I would, like, I, I would just feel very dumb. I don't. I wouldn't understand the point of it.
Arian Foster
Yeah, we, we have no guardrails as to what we can or cannot say.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah. On this show, I get paid the same either way. May as well just say what you think that's true.
Arian Foster
What about you guys? Do you guys ever think, oh, this is going to piss people off.
Big T
Post me saying it? All the time.
Arian Foster
Yeah. After the fact, you. You think about it later.
Big T
Yeah.
Arian Foster
Like, why'd I say that? Yeah, but that's sometimes fun to say stuff that you know is going to just irritate a lot of people.
Big T
I think it goes to show that all of us use our real.
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Big T
Like it's our real personality on here. Like, I'm not playing up a character or anything. Well, obviously we're not, but like, yeah, it's. I also forget that people listen to this sometimes and we're just like talking as friends.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Big T
And so then I'm like, oh, other people are gonna hear that too.
Arian Foster
Okay, so back to the Redskins name change thing. I think my problem with that is if it did change back, I think there'd be a big part of me that would be like, Nostalgic, like, okay, yes, this is a better name than the football team or Commanders, but then also that name is forever going to be politicized because Trump pushed them to change it back. And so every time that team name is brought up, it's going to be a wider discussion about, do you support President Trump or do you not support President Trump? Like, if you call them by the name that they become, is that like a code for supporting President Trump or not?
Big T
Isn't that kind of already what it is now, though? Like, if people still. If people still call them the R words.
Arian Foster
Yeah, I would say that if you still call them that, then you're. You're. Every time you're doing. Most people that I find doing that are not fans of the team. They just want to make a point that, like, they still call them by that pre woke name.
Big T
I feel like it's the same thing with the guards.
Arian Foster
Yes, exactly. Yes. And by the way, the history behind the name change, it was Native Americans that sued the team for years and years going back to the 90s, sued them for years and years and years to get the name changed, and then finally got changed. Not because of. That wasn't the direct legal action that made it happen, but it was the mounting pressure. And then their sponsors said, Dan Snyder, you have to change the name or else we're out.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I've actually realized something in the last two minutes about these name changes.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Because I don't care at all, really. Except for this fact. So, like, I. Redskins Commanders, I don't care. They both kind of sound dumb to me. I don't. I don't really give a. The Cleveland Guardians, to me, is a profoundly worse name.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
So I dislike that name change because they changed to a shitty team name.
Arian Foster
Spiders would have been awesome.
Mad Dog McKenzie
If you just make it something good.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I won't care. With the exception of the Atlanta Braves, I will do everything in my power to make sure that never changes. But all the other ones, I don't give a shit as long as you change it to something that doesn't suck.
Big T
The Guardians is such a niche reference.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
It's like a statue in Cleveland.
Big T
Yeah. It's two statues that are on a bridge.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah. L. Yeah. Make it something cool.
Big T
I wanted the Spiders. I thought the space would be cool.
Arian Foster
Like if the. If the Washington Hogs was the team name, I don't think that we'd be having this conversation.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I agree.
Arian Foster
If they had done the right thing and made them the Red Hogs or the Hogs, then Trump would not be weighing in on it because he'd have to respect the power of the mighty pig.
Mad Dog McKenzie
If they made a helmet. Do you know the Western Kentucky helmets where they have big Red, the mascot? Like the running backs? He's carrying the ball. The lineman, he's in a lineman's hands. If they did that with major Tutty, oh, my God, it'd be the best helmet in the history of the NFL.
Arian Foster
It would be sick. You could do so much awesome stuff with a cartoon pig. Yeah, it would be incredible. But now we're the Washington Whatevers, so.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That'S the extent to which I care It Only if you make your team name suck afterwards.
Arian Foster
Yeah, the commanders. Give me a break.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Commanders. Honestly is. It's fine.
Arian Foster
No, it's not. I.
Mad Dog McKenzie
It's not as bad as Guardians.
Arian Foster
Football team was better than Commanders.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Unique. But Washington. That Washington football team sucks.
Arian Foster
Yeah. All right, so I. That was just a big tangent because I realized that we could speak our mind on the show, unlike communist England. All right, do we have any. Anything else?
Big T
That's it.
Arian Foster
No more voicemails. All right, well, this has been a real treat. Real treat. How's everyone's weekend? Everyone doing all right?
Listener Caller
Yeah.
Arian Foster
Yeah. Any big news to share?
Mad Dog McKenzie
No.
Arian Foster
Give me something you're looking forward to this week. Got to have something.
Big T
Oh, you know what I'm looking forward to this week? The science fair comes out.
Sponsor Voice 2
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Arian Foster
Good. Science fair. What will Nikki have in store for us this year at the science fair? The question on everyone's mind also, will there be boobs? The answer is yes, there will be boobs in the science fair.
Sponsor Voice 2
Yep.
Arian Foster
So get excited about that and we will see you guys on Thursday. Love you guys.
Sponsor Voice 3
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Date: July 22, 2025
Hosts: Arian Foster, PFT Commenter (Big T), Mad Dog McKenzie
Production: Barstool Sports
This episode of Macrodosing centers on Donald Trump’s recent culture war maneuver involving the Washington Commanders’ stadium, the federal land deal, and a push for a name change back to "Redskins." The crew dives deep into the politics and legacy of team names, debates college admissions trends, rants about wedding planning, and answers fan voicemails with their signature blend of humor, nostalgia, and offbeat honesty. Along the way, they riff on late-night TV shakeups, conspiracy theories, city hot takes, and sports jerseys—delivering a macrodose of knowledge and takes for sports fans and pop culture junkies alike.
Conversational, irreverent, and densely packed with references—equal parts sports talk, cultural critique, and hangout banter. The hosts veer effortlessly from political sarcasm to nostalgia, weaving in running jokes and listener questions. The tone is relatable, cheeky, and provocative, without veering into cynicism.
In signature Macrodosing form, the crew takes a would-be political headline (Trump’s stadium threats) and uses it to launch into broader debates on nostalgia, fandom, and American cultural divides. Team names become metaphors for society’s endless pearl clutching, and every major story is filtered through the panel’s sardonic, sports-infused worldview. Whether mocking late-night TV, dissecting college admissions, or fielding voicemails with their biting humor, Arian, Big T, and Mad Dog keep things lively, skeptical, and always tethered to the real, weird America.