Kanye West Challenges Dave Portnoy | Feb 25, 2025

Summary

Macrodosing: Kanye West Challenges Dave Portnoy | Feb 25, 2025

Episode Overview

On this lively edition of Macrodosing, the crew—Arian Foster, PFT Commenter, Big T, Mad Dog McKenzie, Madeline, and Danny Conrad—dive into a multifaceted discussion centered on Kanye West’s latest controversies, his strange feud with Barstool’s Dave Portnoy, and an exploration of the ever-blurrier lines between artistic genius and public outrage. The episode also covers viral internet scams, a bizarre OnlyFans pregnancy hoax, the slow death of Hooters, the existential crisis wrought by fancy LA groceries like Erewhon, and more. The team’s trademark irreverence and curiosity propels freewheeling conversations that swing from fry taxonomy to conspiracy theories, all while fielding listener voicemails and reflecting on the state of humanity, internet culture, and their own self-control.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Macrodosing Milestones & Opening Banter (03:01–05:27)

• Celebrating the show's 200th episode and four years running.
• Mad Dog's chaotic night livestreaming and the ethics of broadcasting without consent.
  • “It’s a bad friend move if you go live and you don’t tell people that you’re live.” — Arian Foster [04:22]

2. Kanye West: The Never-ending Controversy (05:36–13:04)

• Kanye emerges again with Nazi imagery (wearing a swastika t-shirt), reigniting debates over shock value and normalization.
• The group considers whether cultural desensitization is occurring.
  • "We’re in danger of having the swastika lose that shock appeal... it’s becoming too normal." — Arian Foster [06:25]
• Grappling with separating art from the artist: Kanye’s creative prowess vs. his public self-destruction.
• The bizarre continuation: Kanye's marriage, lack of prenup, and financial fallout.
• Kanye versus Dave Portnoy:
  • Kanye possibly launching a meme coin, Dave’s warning to fans, Kanye responding in a video “while wearing a swastika t-shirt.”
  • "I woke up on Sunday morning trying to figure out what was going on between Kanye West, Dave Portnoy, swastikas, and meme coins." — PFT [12:01]

3. Crypto Craziness and Meme Coin Mayhem (13:31–15:44)

• Recapping tragic and absurd internet moments: a streamer died playing Russian roulette to promote a meme coin; coins minted in his “honor.”
• Cautioning listeners: don’t fall for influencer coins or pump-and-dump schemes.
  • "If you buy Kanye West meme coin, you’re a...No, there's no but. You’re just a moron." — Mad Dog McKenzie [13:05]

4. Bonnie Blue & OnlyFans: Pregnancy Hoax Saga (15:53–21:11)

• Unpacking the viral story of Bonnie Blue, an OnlyFans creator who faked a pregnancy for increased subscriptions (targeting men with pregnancy fetishes), claiming her aim was to financially support her friend’s IVF.
• Debates on whether it’s a victimless crime or outright fraud in the modern era of online grifts.
  • "Lying for business purposes, what's another name for that?" — Arian Foster [18:34]

5. The End of Hooters and the State of American Fries (21:15–29:37)

• Hooters possibly shutting down: nostalgia vs. its irrelevance in 2025.
• An enthusiastic taxonomy of french fry varieties: curly, crinkle, waffle, shoestring, tater tots, potato wedges.
  • "Tater tots. Best potato. The best form of potato tots." — Mad Dog McKenzie [24:28]
• Riffing on Canadian food: poutine fascination and American “bacon superiority.”
  • "Our bacon is better." — Mad Dog McKenzie [28:51]

6. Seasoning, Race Science, and Elon Musk’s Very Online Era (29:37–36:32)

• A detour into the absurdities of online culture wars: racial debates about food seasoning and IQ.
• The hosts question Elon Musk's online signaling (e.g., the “14 words” flag-count), his familial controversies, and echo extremism in social media followings.
  • "I, I'm starting to think Elon is a Nazi, dog." — Mad Dog McKenzie [31:20]

7. Elon Musk’s Kids, Parental Philosophy & Internet Drama (36:32–39:44)

• Musk’s ballooning number of children, rumored selective gender favoring, and parental detachment.
• Ashley St. Clair, alleged romantic ties, and the rolling “Rocket Babies” meme.
• Musk’s awkwardly viral moments (e.g., leaving his child alone on stage).

8. AI Singularity: Existential Dread and Media Distrust (39:54–42:44)

• Speculation on the impact of AI singularity—existential, utopian, and dystopian outcomes.
• TV show “Severance” triggers a debate about irony, obsession, and anti-climaxes.

9. Erewhon & The Luxury Grocery Economy (44:44–50:13)

• Dissection of LA’s Erewhon: $19 single strawberries and celebrity “signature” smoothies.
• The psychology of luxury pricing and influencer-driven products.
  • "If you charge more money for something, people will be more likely to buy it." — Arian Foster [48:07]

10. More Elon: Weird Management Tactics & Federal Agencies (51:01–53:55)

• Elon Musk’s "what did you do last week" email policy and its effect on employee morale—a callback to Office Space’s "what would you say you do here?"

11. Cheese Mania, College Football Recruiting, and Running Back U (76:14–83:29)

• Best cheeses ranked; naming kids after cheese; nostalgic riffing on favorite cheese varieties.
• Why Arian Foster never considered Wisconsin; discussion of which schools are true "Running Back U."

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Normalizing Outrageous Symbols:
  "We’re in danger of having the swastika lose that shock appeal... it’s becoming too normal." — Arian Foster [06:25]

• On Buying Influencer Meme Coins:
  "If you buy Kanye West meme coin, you’re a... you’re just a moron." — Mad Dog McKenzie [13:05]

• On Art vs. Artist:
  "Kanye can make some great shoes...He’s one of the most artistically gifted musicians that this world has ever seen. In my opinion. He’s just a Nazi." — Mad Dog McKenzie [07:59]

• On Faking a Pregnancy for Content:
  "Does Bonnie Blue, who have an OnlyFans?"
  "That’s like saying, does Jaden Daniels own a football helmet?" — Madeline & Arian Foster [16:43–17:05]

• On "Writer's Block" and Creativity:
  "If you’re creating to meet a quota or to satisfy consumerism, you're not making art... you’re just participating in commerce." — Mad Dog McKenzie (paraphrasing Rick Rubin) [68:34]

• On AI Singularity & TV:
  "Once quantum computing exists...how is my day going to be different when I wake up?" — Arian Foster [40:12]

• On the Power of Apathetic Zen:
  "I cannot give a [f***] with the best." — Mad Dog McKenzie [124:22]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Topic/Segment | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------------------ |:------------:| | Show milestones and intro banter | 03:01–05:27 | | Kanye West controversy, Nazi imagery | 05:36–13:04 | | Kanye vs. Dave Portnoy and the meme coin saga | 11:45–13:31 | | Meme coin internet tragedies, influencer coins | 13:31–15:44 | | Bonnie Blue’s OnlyFans fake pregnancy scheme | 15:53–21:11 | | Hooters closure and french fry power rankings | 21:15–29:37 | | Seasoning, race science Twitter, Elon’s antics | 29:37–36:32 | | Elon Musk’s kids & parental philosophy | 36:32–39:44 | | AI singularity and the show Severance | 39:54–42:44 | | Erewhon & the $19 strawberry, influencer economy | 44:44–50:13 | | Elon’s email policy, federal agency pulse checks | 51:01–53:55 | | Listener voicemails, viral sports games and cheese | 54:18–83:29 |

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Additional Highlights

• Voicemail Segment:
  Engaging calls from listeners about creativity, favorite teams and athletes, and listener Squeaks’ Buddha-like handling of student poverty and success, to the team’s delight.

  • "If Squeaks was a drug, we should all be on it." — Arian Foster [57:10]

• Game Show Interludes:
  The team plays “name as many players as you can from X team” resulting in a frenzy of sports trivia and comic brain freezes.

  • "You get massive ‘Dozen-brain’ doing that." — Big T [116:35]

• Deep Dives Into Everyday Life:
  Whether it’s fries or fancy cheese, the team breaks down simple pleasures and the sociological meaning behind them—sometimes with the gravity usually reserved for world affairs.

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Tone & Style

The episode is rich with comedic banter, irreverence, and sharp cultural commentary. The crew moves seamlessly between serious issues (hate symbols, internet scams, AI) and the trivial delights of food, music, and sport. They attribute each other’s quotes, riff off news events, and regularly self-deprecate, creating a sense of camaraderie and a space for listeners’ diverse questions.

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Macrodosing continues to make good on its promise: every topic is fair game, and no conversation is too weird—or too important—to leave undissected.

Transcript

[Arian Foster]

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube Prime. Members can listen ad free on Amazon Music.

[Big T]

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[Mad Dog McKenzie]

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[Arian Foster]

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[Danny Conrad]

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[Madeline]

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[Danny Conrad]

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[Madeline]

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[Danny Conrad]

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[Arian Foster]

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[Mad Dog McKenzie]

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[Big T]

What if she imagined being that woman and your. Your op announces she's pregnant, so now you're like, I gotta be pregnant too. Fakes her pregnancy, but now it's revealed the first one is fake. Now what do you do? Yeah, you may have to get pregnant.

[Arian Foster]

You either have to get pregnant. Get pregnant with twins.

[Big T]

Yeah, you gotta double down.

[Arian Foster]

You gotta go harder.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Welcome back to Nano Dosing. It's Tuesday. Get the crew together and head off to the course in the new 2024 Chevy Traverse with impressive cargo room, three room seating, and the first ever Z71 Trim Traverse can handle your buddies and.

[Big T]

Their golf bags with ease.

[Arian Foster]

Chevrolet together. Let's drive. All right, we're back this week. 200th episode of Macro Dosing coming on on Thursday.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Good job, guys.

[Madeline]

And happy four years.

[Arian Foster]

And happy four year anniversary.

[Madeline]

Our podcast is in preschool.

[Arian Foster]

How about that? That's wild.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That is.

[Arian Foster]

Are we out of diapers yet?

[Madeline]

I hope so.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, I would.

[Arian Foster]

Well, I don't know.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Wait.

[Arian Foster]

We were kind of immature.

[Madeline]

Are you not out of diapers? Out of at 4 years old?

[Arian Foster]

I think you have to be.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

You should be out of diapers at 4 years old. Yeah.

[Madeline]

Yeah, maybe we're wearing. What are the ones you wear at night?

[Arian Foster]

We're wearing pull ups.

[Madeline]

Are those ones you wear at night?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I don't know. I don't.

[Arian Foster]

I don't wear diapers at night. Not to brag.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Not yet.

[Arian Foster]

That's more of it. It's more of A daytime thing, but yeah, it's been. Been a very fun four years. How is it 200 episodes? Because we do two episodes a week.

[Madeline]

It's technically 200 topics. Oh, 200 macros.

[Arian Foster]

That makes sense.

[Madeline]

Okay, so it's been probably, if we're doing some math, around 3. 25.

[Arian Foster]

Okay.

[Madeline]

But 200 topics that we've done.

[Arian Foster]

I was going to say, I think we do like 50 episodes a year.

[Madeline]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

All right, well, congratulations, guys. Yay, we made it. How's everyone doing today? We got Aryan, Big t, Mad Dog McKenzie, whole crew here. How we feeling?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I'm. I had a great night last night, so.

[Arian Foster]

Yes, you did. You went live.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, y' all informed me I went live after 11 o'. Clock. I don't recall my life.

[Big T]

What time was the live at?

[Madeline]

Like, had to be around 9:30, 10.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Really? It's.

[Big T]

Oh, so it sounds like you don't remember from 9:30 or like 10.

[Madeline]

10:30? Yeah, it was like around 10, 10ish.

[Arian Foster]

I get a notification on my phone when Arian Foster has had more than six drinks.

[Danny Conrad]

Yes.

[Big T]

Goes live.

[Danny Conrad]

Exactly.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Or.

[Madeline]

Or I start getting a lot of tweet notifications that are just videos.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I do be tweeting a lot when I be drinking. Yeah. That's fact. Yeah.

[Madeline]

Yeah. It's pretty easy to tell.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

So you went live. I don't think you exposed anything. Shannon Sharp, like last night.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

No, it was.

[Arian Foster]

It was at dinner.

[Madeline]

I watched the end and someone that Aaron was with was saying a conversation, and Aaron just goes, you know, I'm live. And she goes, get off live. And then it goes live has ended.

[Arian Foster]

This makes sense.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, Makes sense. Yeah. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Dude, you'd have to tell people that you're live, right?

[Danny Conrad]

I think so.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I don't know.

[Madeline]

Arian was not.

[Arian Foster]

It's a bad friend move if you go live and you don't tell people that you're live.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, no, I. I should. I should. I should inform people I should go live. Yeah. Honestly, I should not go live.

[Arian Foster]

There should be. Yeah, your phone should have like a red light on it that it should just not be for you. It should be for everyone if somebody's live. I feel like we're all like. You're not allowed to record a conversation over the phone in most states without having both parties consent to it. Right, Right. You shouldn't be allowed to go live without having both parties.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Have you seen the Internship with Vince Vaughn and.

[Danny Conrad]

Yes.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yes.

[Big T]

Good movie. On the.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Great, great movie. Yeah. On the line. So they. They created an app for Google that says you can't. At a certain time, you can't dial somebody or call somebody unless you answer, like, a certain question that you can only do when you sober. So, like, I don't know. It's like some equation they. Nerds. So it's like. That's a. That's a great app, though. Like, it's amazing.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Yeah, I like that. It's a smart idea. So, big weekend. A lot of stuff went down this weekend. Where do you want to start, Aaron? I'll give you three options.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Okay.

[Arian Foster]

Kanye West.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Okay.

[Arian Foster]

Bonnie Blue. Actually, those are the only two that I'd like to start with. Kanye west or Bonnie Blue.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Let's start with Kanye, man.

[Arian Foster]

So Kanye is a Nazi again? Again?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

We have now been, like, reset the counter. I think we got up to three days with him no longer being so.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Close to him not being a Nazi.

[Big T]

Did he relapse back to not being a Nazi and then the Nazi was his normal state, or he relapsed back into being a Nazi?

[Arian Foster]

I think Kanye would. My. My guess is that Kanye is going to say, just because I was wearing a swastika on my shirt does not mean I'm a Nazi.

[Big T]

Well, he had all that inventory. He had already ordered.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

When he was selling them.

[Arian Foster]

He's gonna say, you're judging a book by its cover. When you look at me and I'm. You see. All you see is the swastika, and you don't see past that.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

And see, man, you don't see past.

[Arian Foster]

The swastika, which is. I mean, it's. It's shocking to see a swastikana T shirt. And especially wild, though. Yeah. It should not lose. Like, I. We're. We're in danger of having the swastika lose that shock appeal. Like, it. It's becoming too normal. Like, when you see Kanye west wearing one, it gets a little bit slightly normalized. In everyone's brain that sees that, it was. It was one of the more shocking images I've ever seen.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

She was wild. And then they had, like, shirts on a. I think it was a bed or whatever. Yeah, he just had them laid out in different colorways. That's just.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Like, yo, you're a Nazi. This is insane. You made graduation. This is crazy.

[Arian Foster]

Kanye West. Jesus. All right. Well, yeah, I think we said that on last episode.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Right.

[Arian Foster]

Like, we're in the we're so back phase of Kanye, and then now we're now in it. So it's over. Yeah, it's over.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

And then On Wednesday. We might be back.

[Madeline]

It's. It's so over that I don't even think we can do the like. But he made graduation. Like, that's.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

No, but he did make graduation.

[Big T]

I went to two basketball games last week, and both of them played Kanye west songs during the pregame. I was like, oh, that's. That's it. I guess they haven't changed the playlist.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I wore Kai shoes yesterday. Oh, no. I mean, not in the mind of, like, oh, these are Nazi shoes. It's just he. He's a he.

[Danny Conrad]

I hope not.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

He's a talented designer. He's one of the most artistically gifted musicians that this world has ever seen. In my opinion. He's just a Nazi. Like, it has. You have to. You got to separate the R from the artist. Hey, it goes back to OJ Bro. OJ Was nice, but are you.

[Arian Foster]

I mean, are you gonna be like, hitler had some nice watercolors? He actually did. There we go.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Have you seen Hitler's painting?

[Big T]

I'm looking it up right now. I've never seen.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

They kind of lit. Like, he. Not. He's not a bad artist. Like, objectively, he's not a bad artist. He's just a Nazi. It is what it is.

[Arian Foster]

Well, yeah, I think Hitler's more than just a Nazi.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I would argue he's a murderous Nazi.

[Madeline]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. He's one of the most horrible humans ever walked, for sure. But he's also an okay artist.

[Big T]

All I will say about his art is the art school he got rejected from must have had some pretty high standards.

[Arian Foster]

Better. Better artists than George W. Bush.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I think so.

[Big T]

I haven't studied Bush's that much, but these are. They're not bad paintings. If you just saw them.

[Arian Foster]

Okay.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

They're good paintings. It is what it is. Like, his atrocities are his atrocities. We can all agree on that. Well, I guess we can't, but.

[Arian Foster]

No, I don't think we can.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

The majority of the same people can agree that he's a monster, but the could paint like it is what it is.

[Big T]

Also, there's a bunch.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, he was an artist. Like, he really was.

[Big T]

Should have let him into school.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Maybe that would have changed his heart. Who knows? I don't. But Kanye can make some great shoes. He makes. He makes amazing music. Like, even his.

[Arian Foster]

His.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

His latest, he put out, like, a little snippet. It's so dope. Like, it's just so amazing. But he's just a Nazi. And it's weird to say that because he's.

[Arian Foster]

I heard That. I heard that he doesn't have a prenup with Bianca.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Oh. She raped.

[Arian Foster]

So how much money is she gonna get?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

She gonna walk away with a lot if. If she walks away.

[Arian Foster]

But how did she do that? I read it online, but I wish.

[Madeline]

There was a song that could have taught him. I can't take credit for that joke. I saw it on Twitter.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Nice.

[Arian Foster]

She's gonna leave with half. So can she actually leave with half?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I mean, isn't that if they're legally married? Yeah, I.

[Big T]

They're married.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Danny Conrad]

Yeah, I think so.

[Madeline]

I believe so.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Wow.

[Arian Foster]

Even if that's not. Even if it's not his first marriage and he went into that marriage with all that money pre existing, she can just get half.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I believe.

[Arian Foster]

I hope she does.

[Madeline]

I. I mean, I think if. Unless it's wrapped up in, like, trusts or.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It don't. It don't matter what it's wrapped up in. She got it.

[Danny Conrad]

Really?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. If you marry and you get. And you get half, dog. It's. It's. It's. But that's. That's the law of the land.

[Arian Foster]

But in this case, I. I'm happy.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Oh, that. Yeah, that might.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, whatever. I don't know if it's going to humble.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. Yeah. That was. That was.

[Arian Foster]

You think he's gonna get introspective? Like, maybe the problem is. Is you, Kanye.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Look in the mirror. Wait, what am I wearing? Oh, God, what have I done?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Who made these threads?

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. All right, so that's. That's a Kanye update.

[Big T]

Well, you did. Did you even mention the. The most important part?

[Arian Foster]

Oh, that. That he was going after Dave.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Because I. Well, again, it's the whole coin thing. I don't really understand. So Kanye started sending some wild tweets, and then Dave pointed out that Kanye might be launching a shitcoin. I'm assuming that Dave had some sort of behind the scenes intel on that and was like, I think that he's tweeting like this because he's signed over his account. He's going to launch his own meme coin. He's going to steal a bunch of money from people. And then that's when Kanye fired back with a video at Dave being like you, Dave Portnoy while wearing a swastika T shirt. I just. I went out on Saturday, had a good time. I woke up on Sunday morning. I was offline for the majority of the day on Saturday. I woke up on Sunday morning trying to figure out what was going on between Kanye West, Dave Portnoy, swastikas, and meme coins. And it took me, like, an hour and a half to finally, like, figure out exactly what happened. But, yeah, the best. Best recap I can give you is Dave called Kanye west out for launching a shitcoin, which is bizarre. And then Kanye replied with a video wearing a swastika, being like, you, Dave Portnoy. I'm building a community. How dare you try to talk by meme coin. I'm going to sue you. So I look forward to that litigation.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It's. If you buy Kanye west meme coin, you're a. But. No, there's no but. You're just a moron. That is dumb as hell, though. But hold on. Ain't Dave launching one too?

[Arian Foster]

I have no idea. I don't know. Dave's been all in the shitcoins. I don't know what his plan is.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Hey, dogs don't buy meme coins. I don't fuck whose it is. Don't do it.

[Big T]

Well, when we had Jack Mack on and he talked about infinite money glitch, I was going to send him some money, and I didn't do it. An infinite money glitch. 15x that day.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. And then they.

[Arian Foster]

And then what happened?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It probably dumped it.

[Big T]

I have no idea. But I would have sold it then.

[Arian Foster]

You would have sold at the top?

[Big T]

Yes.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That's.

[Arian Foster]

That's the difference between you.

[Big T]

Well, I would have sold. I would have sold it at 15. I probably would have sold it like, 10i. And then what if it goes up past that? Great.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

And there. There was a guy, and we kind of alluded to this when we talked to Jack Mack about, like, somebody's going to do something bad to promote a shitcoin. There was that one guy that played Russian roulette, end up killing himself.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Is that real?

[Big T]

Sorry, What?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Is that real?

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

He really. He really died.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. And then there were a bunch of shit coins that were made immediately thereafter. And I think he said, like, if I die, make a meme coin. And then the coin went up because people bought it because it's the worst. It's the worst place on the Internet.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

So. So mass say man said he gonna play Russian roulette. And he said, if I die, make a. Make a meme coin about it.

[Arian Foster]

Yep.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Died. They made a meme. Yep.

[Arian Foster]

Yep.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

This podcast is prophetic.

[Arian Foster]

Well, I mean, we're just, like, connecting dots. We're probably not the first person to. To say that, but, yeah, it was kind of spooky because Jack Mack EDM Me, like, two days later. And he was like, hey, just so you know, this just happened. Bad place. Maybe. Maybe one of the most disturbing places online. And that's saying something. There's a lot of. There's a lot of bad Internet out there.

[Big T]

I'm seeing tweets that he did it three times.

[Arian Foster]

I. I haven't watched the video, but from what I'm told, he just, like, kept pulling the trigger. So he. He obviously had some stuff going on. Like, he was not in a good place mentally.

[Big T]

Yeah. That's not Russian roulette. That's.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. All right, that's. That's the meme coin, right?

[Big T]

All right.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, that's finance. That's. That's. This is CNBC for the year 2025.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Finance and Macrodosing.

[Arian Foster]

None of this makes sense. Let's talk about Bonnie Blue. So we. We called it, right?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Big T]

I mean, the whole thing seemed dubious.

[Arian Foster]

Bonnie Blue not actually pregnant. She says she lied about her pregnancy so that she could pay for her friend's ivf.

[Big T]

Now, tell me this.

[Arian Foster]

Have you seen the price of eggs these days?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

You know, Republicans don't care about eggs now, bro.

[Big T]

Well, they killed all the chickens.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

They killed all the chickens. The Democrats killed all the chickens.

[Danny Conrad]

Yep.

[Big T]

The Department of Agriculture killed all the chickens while Biden was president. Anyway, she didn't have enough money to do that before.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't get it.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

The Google ivf.

[Big T]

Like, she's got to be raking in cash. I assume.

[Arian Foster]

So how did. How did she make extra money after announcing her pregnancy?

[Madeline]

I'm sure. Does Bonnie Blue, who have an only fans?

[Arian Foster]

I think I would.

[Big T]

I truly was not a real question.

[Madeline]

That was dead serious because I was. I. I didn't know.

[Big T]

That's her entire job. Yesterday.

[Danny Conrad]

That's what she. Why should be a thousand.

[Madeline]

Okay. Sorry. I just. I haven't looked.

[Arian Foster]

That's like saying, does Jaden Daniels own a football helmet?

[Danny Conrad]

Sorry.

[Madeline]

But men out there have like, pregnancy fetishes. So then they're gonna subscribe to her only fans got it to. Right, but get in on that.

[Big T]

She's. She already has like, I assume a ton of money for people that don't.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Know out there, because I definitely did. IVF is one of several techniques available to help people with fertility problems have a baby. So to. To catch our listeners up, because. Yeah, I know.

[Arian Foster]

It's. Yeah, it's a. In vitro fertilization. So there's no. There's no sex happening. You just take this. You get the eggs, you get the sperm, you mix it up in a tube.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

So the friend of Bonnie Blue was like, fuck, that just inseminate me.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, I. Yeah, I don't know. So she wanted. Bonnie Blue wanted to pay for her friend's IVF journey. And so that's why she said she was pregnant, knowing that it would generate extra subscriptions to her only fans that she could then give to her friend.

[Madeline]

Men with like a pregnancy fetish.

[Arian Foster]

Okay. Victimless crime.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yes.

[Arian Foster]

Well, no, there's a lot of guys that love that have pregnancy fetishes out there that are very disappointed them. But again, is that not fraud?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Nope. I mean, technically, yeah, I think it's lying.

[Madeline]

I don't think it's fraud.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I mean, low key, it is kind of fraud.

[Arian Foster]

No, but lying for business purposes. What's another name for that?

[Madeline]

Yeah, true.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Madeline]

Yeah, true.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, it's.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It's. It's fraud.

[Madeline]

But it's kind of like the meme coin thing though. Like, if you're gonna buy Bonnie Blue's only fans because she says she's pregnant.

[Arian Foster]

Right.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

There's worse fetishes to have than pregnancy fetishes, you know?

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, that's true. Who's Bonnie Blue? Who's the big rival to Bonnie Blue?

[Madeline]

Lily Phillips.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Right.

[Arian Foster]

Is. Now, is she actually pregnant?

[Danny Conrad]

I think she might.

[Big T]

I can't imagine so.

[Danny Conrad]

There was a photo of her, though.

[Big T]

Well, but they make fucking like.

[Danny Conrad]

Yeah, that's true.

[Madeline]

I also don't think she would like, all of a sudden pop out with like a full pregnant.

[Big T]

What if she imagined being that woman? And your. Your op announces she's pregnant, so now you're like, shit, I gotta be pregnant too. Fakes her pregnancy, but now it's revealed the first one is fake. Now what do you do? Yeah, you may have to get pregnant.

[Arian Foster]

You either have to get pregnant. Get pregnant with twins.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Big T]

You gotta double down.

[Arian Foster]

You gotta go harder. Yeah. Otherwise, yeah, she could. Lily could also say this is fake too. And then it's like a fake pregnancy pact.

[Big T]

But now if you say yours is fake, you look like such a loser.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Is anybody actually mad at Bonnie Blue for this?

[Danny Conrad]

Not me.

[Arian Foster]

I think a lot of people sniff this out.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Not me. And I. I think.

[Madeline]

Yeah, I think most people would.

[Arian Foster]

I mean, good job to everyone. I. I did not think it was fake necessarily.

[Big T]

Right off the bat, this is where you draw the line for Bonnie Blue, the fake pregnancy.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. It's too much.

[Big T]

Yeah, this is.

[Arian Foster]

Listen, this told. I. I think she might be kind of crazy. This is a crazy, crazy girl.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Move.

[Big T]

No kidding.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I had a dude hit me in the DMS when we first talked about it. I was like, is she keeping it? And it. Dude was like, man, that was a tough. Listen, man. I'm like, that's a. That's a valid question. You sleep with a thousand dues. Are you gonna keep the baby? That's a valid question. But he was. He was upset.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, I think. I think it's a valid question, but I think that if somebody, like, makes an announcement that they're pregnant, that probably means that they keep it, right?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, apparently not.

[Danny Conrad]

So.

[Madeline]

Yeah, well, I don't think she was.

[Danny Conrad]

Well, she wasn't ever pregnant. She didn't have anything to keep.

[Arian Foster]

She got a. She got a fake abortion.

[Danny Conrad]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

That's what it is, right?

[Madeline]

I. I think she aborted the story.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. She aborted the story.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. Nice.

[Arian Foster]

What else is there in the news right now? Hooters is dead.

[Big T]

Yeah. It's. It's going to actually go away. Is it?

[Arian Foster]

I think. I think that this might be like a kind of a marketing move for Hooters.

[Big T]

I mean, like, Red Lobster went bankrupt.

[Arian Foster]

And they're still all around with. With Hooters. I think they're. They're saying that they're closing all their stores, and then everyone's like, no, please don't go Hooters. Like, okay, you saved us. We're back. Yeah, that's. That's where I think we'll end up with this one.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It's a. That's a good thing. If they go away.

[Arian Foster]

You don't like Hooters?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Like, Hooters was dope as a child. When I was a child and seeing women promiscuously dressing was a rarity, but, like, the Internet kind of killed that one. And two, I'm an adult and like, I don't. I don't have the urge to like, go be horny while I go get wings. So it's like, I don't. I don't. Like as an adult back then. I don't understand the appeal, I guess.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, I think the nostalgia aspect, that.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Would be for us, but, like, it'd be for boomers. Like, boomers used to go to Hooters, but y' all want to see young hot women serving me wings? Like, that is weird to me as an adult.

[Arian Foster]

I agree. I agree. Like a 50 year old going to Hooters, that used to be. Yeah, Yeah. A big thing. Yeah. You had business meetings at Hooters.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. So it's like now, because I have a 38. I'm like, yeah, that's kind of weird, dog. Like, very weird. So, hey, I don't. Just give me regular. Regular wings with regular clothes, and I'll be all right.

[Arian Foster]

Big T, what are your thoughts on Hooters?

[Big T]

I'm not staunchly pro or anti. I listen. I order Hooters delivery when I'm in Florida. I love the chicken.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

But I mean, there's better spots. Curly fries, though. Not a lot of place you can get curly fries.

[Arian Foster]

That's true. That's true.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Arby's.

[Arian Foster]

Yep.

[Big T]

Yeah, I mean, that's really one of the. The last vestiges.

[Arian Foster]

That's a major decision you have to make when you're starting a restaurant is what style fry machine. Do we want. Do we want steak fries? Do we want thin fries? Shoestring. Do we want curly? Do we want waffle fries?

[Big T]

Now, there's a.

[Arian Foster]

Do we want crinkle cut?

[Big T]

There's a bar not far from here that has regular fries, waffle fries, and tater tots.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Oh, wow.

[Big T]

And I appreciate. But it's almost like a paralysis by analysis kind of thing.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Like, I get tots, and then I see somebody that got the waffle fries, and I'm like, well, shit, now I wish I had the waffle fries.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Price.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, that's. Get a combo.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That's impressive.

[Big T]

They should do a trio.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

The different S styles. That's impressive.

[Big T]

I'm gonna suggest that next time I'm there.

[Arian Foster]

What's your favorite style? If you had not. We're not tater Tots.

[Big T]

So see, if I go somewhere that has tots, I get tots because I. They're very good, and they're superior.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

They're superior. Tots. Best potato.

[Listener Caller]

Best.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

The best form of potato tots.

[Big T]

I love a Just as thin as you can possibly get it. French fry and just put a mound of them.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, those are good. I like the waffle fries, but you can't. I can have like, 10 waffle fries and be happy if it's too big of a serving. Someone's too starchy. I think crinkle cut might be my favorite because you get more surface area when done well. Yeah, yeah.

[Big T]

Literally and figuratively.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Need to be crispy.

[Arian Foster]

They have to be crispy. Golden brown.

[Big T]

You don't want a doughy crinkle cut.

[Arian Foster]

I'll tell you this much. You serve me steak fries, I might walk out.

[Big T]

Well, now, those can be done efficiently too, though.

[Arian Foster]

Are you talking the big, thick, like, potato wedges?

[Big T]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Arian Foster]

No.

[Big T]

Oh, now that you Just said potato wedges, dog. I don't even.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Huh, Dog.

[Big T]

Oh, l. L. Potato wedges, when done right, are very good.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

You look.

[Big T]

KFC used to have wedges, and now I think they just have, like, shitty fries. Kfc, what does that mean?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Tracks.

[Big T]

Okay. All right. I'll remember that. You'll pay for that. I don't even know what that means.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

But, you know, potato waste guy, it's like woke for you. You know, potato wedge guy, when you see him.

[Arian Foster]

You know, potato wedges are the ones at kfc. The batter that they use was really nice. It was, like, kind of spicy. It had, like, a little kick to. Was almost an orange batter that would come on the fries, right? Yeah, those are pretty good. But no, for the most part, steak fries are. It's just a lazy man's French fry.

[Big T]

No free ads. But the grocery store down the street, you know the one I'm talking about?

[Arian Foster]

Yep.

[Big T]

699, you can get a chicken combo with some pretty good potato wedges.

[Arian Foster]

That's pretty good. Yeah, it's really good.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Hot all day.

[Arian Foster]

Raising Cane's crinkle cut.

[Big T]

You consider. See, that's a. I consider that a miniature crinkle.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, it's minute. Yeah, but it's a crinkle cut nonetheless.

[Big T]

When I envision crinkle cut, it's a it. They're approximately that thick.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Okay, when you said earlier thin fries, what was you alluding to? I don't understand that.

[Big T]

Google. Google J. Alexander's french fries.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

J. Alexander. Oh, they like McDonald's?

[Big T]

No, even thinner than that.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

This like. This. This like the fries you get at a fancy restaurant when you order a steak.

[Big T]

Yes.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Okay.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Okay. I got you. I got you.

[Listener Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Those are good, too. Yeah, I fuck with those.

[Arian Foster]

I think. I think as Americans, we need to normalize poutine. Having poutine on the menu, you ever have poutine?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

What's that?

[Big T]

I don't think so. Oh, but I know what it is, buddy.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I don't know poutine.

[Arian Foster]

Let me put you on poutine real quick.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Please do.

[Arian Foster]

Because what I'm thinking is it's fries. It's French fries with gravy and then some sort of cheese. Usually like cheese curds, but you can do a cheese sauce. You could do bechamel sauce, do a number of things, but the premise is fries, gravy and cheese.

[Big T]

Now you just said something else. And now living in Chicago, if you said, right now you can get a sandwich or whatever, and then you can have fries or cheese curds. Cheese curds. 11 times out of 10, cheese curds are delicious.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, Just Google it. It's a Canadian dish. Not very.

[Arian Foster]

It is, yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Very American of you right now.

[Arian Foster]

It's one of the. It. It's so Canadian that it's American, though.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That's very American.

[Big T]

What does that mean?

[Arian Foster]

Well, it just means that, like, when I see poutine, I immediately think, how did. How does America not have this?

[Big T]

I would say that makes it more un American.

[Arian Foster]

It's fried. It's fried potatoes, gravy. So it's like mashed potatoes gravy, except it's fried and there's also cheese on it.

[Big T]

Yeah. I don't know how they beat us to that.

[Arian Foster]

How they beat us to it. I don't know, but it's delicious. Try poutine. You'll love it.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

You know what me up when they say Canadian bacon. It's. Yeah, it's just ham.

[Arian Foster]

That's not bacon.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, it's just ham.

[Big T]

I feel bad for them. I prefer American bacon.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, it's vastly superior.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I don't disagree with this. This is one of my few patriotic takes. Our bacon is better.

[Arian Foster]

Our bacon is way better than British bacon, too. You ever have British bacon?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I think they suck at food in general. Dog like, their. Their palate is ass. Dog like, they be beans for breakfast. That is so bad. Dog, that is.

[Big T]

Yep. When I was in London, the hotel breakfast had beans that shitty. Just flaccid ham, as I'll. I'll stick to whatever the British fruit loops are.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

The.

[Arian Foster]

The flaccid ham. That's. That's their bacon. Yeah. And it's terrible. I was reading. I was deep in the replies to replies on X the other day, and.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

You gotta stop calling.

[Arian Foster]

It was the.

[Big T]

Everything that's all happening.

[Arian Foster]

There were some. There were some deep race science going on in the replies and the replies to what? I think it might have been the. I think it was an Elon post talking about the results of the German election.

[Big T]

Okay.

[Arian Foster]

And then in the replies, it devolved into people arguing about how racist it is that other cultures make fun of white people for not seizing their food. And then people were like, well, if you look at the geographical map of how food seasoning is typically distributed, you'll. You'll notice that populations closer to the equator use higher amounts of seasoning, and that has resulted in a loss of IQ amongst those populations. They were saying, actually, the fact that we don't use salt, that's why we're so smart. That's what's made us who we are today.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That's why we invented the nuke.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. But then other people were replying, being like, yeah, you're just full of shit. Because there's a lot of countries close to the equator that don't really use a lot of seasoning or hot sauces or things like that. Like, look at Colombian food. Not very spicy, etc. Etc. And so then that just evolved into an even deeper racial argument about the genetic makeup of people in Colombia. It was a terrible. It was a bad use of five minutes online, but it was fascinating to see them, like, tie themselves into knots about why it's a good thing that our food sucks.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yo. I wasn't convinced at first, but more and more I'm looking at it. I, I, I, I'm starting to think Elon is a Nazi dog.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, yeah. I. He has openly advocated for the Great displacement theory and saying that Jewish people are funding immigration to destroy America.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

The accounts that he, like, follows and big ups are Nazis. Not even, like, hyperbolically, they're actual Nazis. Right. And then some of this stuff he does, right? So of course the. My heart goes out to you, right? Like, Republicans gonna be like, oh, he's autistic, whatever, though, like, he definitely did a Nazi salute. But aside from that, like, let's say that didn't happen.

[Arian Foster]

If you listen to Bill Burr, he does a good exploit. He goes, there's. There's the hail. And he did the sig. He did the Sig hail.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

What's the sig hail?

[Arian Foster]

The sig is the, the padding of the heart.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. Okay.

[Arian Foster]

He's like, you can accidentally hail people hail left and right by accident.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, I seen there's somebody. Was it the Mexican. Not the Mexican president, but somebody from Mexico did that the other day. He said, and my heart goes out to you. I was like, yo, this is crazy. But no, there's certain. There's certain, like, cuz, like, Elon is, like, chronically online. Like, chronically online. Like, you could, like, you could tell he'd be on the Internet. And so there's certain things that he does that dog whistle, that one of them is every time he posts American flags. There's 14 of them. Every single, like, every time, right? So when he'll do, like, over Trump, It'd be like 14 flags, right? 14 is a signature in Nazism.

[Arian Foster]

The 14 words, 14 to 88.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

So they do 88 as well. But those two, like, they're. That's what, that's what they. That's what they do. And he does it a lot. So if you do, if you do. And so I like, it's. It's hard, it's hard to argue against it at this point, but. And his dad, I think his dad was a Nazi as well, right?

[Arian Foster]

His dad, he's got some weird in his back. I don't know that much about those ties, but I did see, he's. He said that Michelle Obama is a man.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. The other day. That one. And then. And it. This, this would kill me about white South Africans.

[Listener Caller]

Right.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It's the funniest in the world. So, like, like saying shit is racist is. Is woke.

[Listener Caller]

Right.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Usually in the right stratosphere nowadays, right. The, the South African president is trying to like write laws to give land back to South Africans from white South Africans. Right. Because it was colonized. And Elon said, yo, that shit is racist. He literally, he said that's racist. Which is the opposite of what these cats, the drum that these cats be banging. It's wild.

[Arian Foster]

It's wild.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

But I don't know, man. That's how I see it. I don't know.

[Arian Foster]

We. We should also congratulate him on becoming a father.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I saw that too.

[Arian Foster]

This is one of the weirdest stories. So this lady, Ashley St. Clair, she's been pretty prominent figure in right wing media for the last, I don't know, like three, four years at least. Allegedly. She's been trying to have Elon's baby for a long time. Like she's been telling her friends after he started following her online, like the operation is a go. Like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna have one of his rocket babies. And I don't know if they. Did they or is this.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I don't think so.

[Arian Foster]

Did he. He sent her his sperm?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I think that's what happened.

[Arian Foster]

I don't know. But she, anyway, she got pregnant, had a kid. Then she said that her baby was going to be doxxed a couple weeks ago as being Elon's kid. I don't think that's what doxing means, but she was like, they're gonna say that. They're gonna talk about in like the New York Post about how my baby is Elon's. And so then she tried to get out ahead of the story and say, yes, it is Elon's. And then her and also Grimes have been publicly tweeting at Elon being like, please pay attention to your children, Elon. It's weird. It's very strange.

[Big T]

Can we say though, I'd never heard of this woman before this whole thing.

[Arian Foster]

You hadn't. No, she's been like, yeah, I've. I've known about her for, for years.

[Big T]

Never heard of her.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Hot.

[Arian Foster]

So interesting you say that. I think most people would say that. Yeah. She's an attractive lady, but since now she's been going at Elon. Now the new meta is to say actually she's not that hot. And posting like side profiles of her and being like, look, look at that nose. Is she maybe Jewish? There's been a lot of that going on recently too. So this is, this is. We're online. We're having fun online, guys. Great, great Internet these days. Great.

[Big T]

Does she like work for somebody or she just tweets?

[Arian Foster]

She's. No, she's worked for. I forget what sites, but like prominent ones. I don't want to say the wrong ones, but like the major sites in the, the right wing media ecosystem.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

How many kids he got? He. He rivaling me.

[Big T]

I want to say. I read 13.

[Madeline]

His child would be the 13th child.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Are you killing me? Damn murdering me.

[Madeline]

Also, someone said on Twitter that they think he's doing selective gender something and he only wants to have boys because I think 11 of his 13 children are boys.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

13 children is brazy.

[Madeline]

So people think that he might be.

[Arian Foster]

Are they just doing that based on probability or is there like any evidence to it? Do you know?

[Madeline]

I think the evidence is the, the 13. The amount of boys that he's had.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Madeline]

So they're like, is he trying to.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

One of his kids is trans.

[Madeline]

Yes. And he does not, I believe, talk to that child.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

No, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I don't know what gender.

[Madeline]

Male. It was male to female.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Male to female. Yeah. Well, she be flaming this. I'd be seeing posts on this blameless thing all the time, bro. It's hilarious. I love that.

[Big T]

I saw one clip the other day, he was with one of his kids and just like he was on stage at something and just walked off without the kid.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

And the four year old is just like roaming around, like.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. And then I, I saw that and then I read some of the replies to that and people were like, well, he's being a good father. This kid is learning to think on his own.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Alpha. Yeah. Or Sigma, whatever the kids are saying nowadays.

[Arian Foster]

Yes, Sigma.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Sigma. Yeah. You letting the kid wander. Did you see the clip? Talking to Trump? His kid talks to Trump. Yeah. It was comedy, dog.

[Danny Conrad]

When he was like shushing him.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

You're not even the president, which is, I mean, Dogs. Kids don't just say that. Like, you hearing that from the crib. That's true at home. Like. Like your daddy's saying that behind closed doors, though. That wild. Okay.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. So 13 kids. That's a lot. That's a lot of kids to look after. And then Grimes was like, please get back to me about this emergency medical procedure that your son needs. And then he was like, I am become meme.

[Big T]

That was one of the worst clips I've ever watched.

[Madeline]

Which legalized comedy.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, but. Which was tweeted out by Adrian. Oh, yeah, that was tweeted out by him years ago. He said.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, the guy who just said who is not Elon. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds like Elon.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I mean. Oh, I'm just. So he tweeted out. It was like, two, three years ago. He said, I am becoming this.

[Arian Foster]

So this is why we need to just turn the Internet off a couple days a week. Right?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Right. Aaron One is good.

[Arian Foster]

He's just become the Elon. Musk has become the Internet.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It's.

[Arian Foster]

And even said, like, we're. We're rapidly approaching the singularity. Can somebody out there explain to me what happens after we reach the singularity, where computers become more intelligent than humans and are able to, like, rapidly advance themselves? What happens after that point?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Didn't we just.

[Arian Foster]

We've talked about it a little bit, but I want to know practically from a practical standpoint, once quantum computing exists to the point where reach the singularity, how is my day going to be different when I wake up?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It depends. Practically, you probably suffer. How it should be.

[Arian Foster]

That's bad.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

How it should be is it should take care of all of our basic necessities and we should thrive as a society. But.

[Arian Foster]

Okay.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

But we're going to harness this technology and use it to each other over. That's just how humans work. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

So bad.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Probably. Okay.

[Arian Foster]

Are we at least going to get to see how Severance ends?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I've heard. I keep hearing about it.

[Big T]

You should watch it.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Should I watch Severance?

[Big T]

Yes.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. It'll take you a few episodes to get into it, so it's a slow start.

[Big T]

I just watched the whole thing in the last couple of weeks. I still. I'm caught up. I still don't know if I like it. I'm very intrigued by it. Yeah, but I don't know if I like it.

[Arian Foster]

You're obsessed with it.

[Big T]

I'm not obsessed with it. I fall asleep during almost every episode.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Okay.

[Big T]

And then I have to watch recaps to see what I missed.

[Arian Foster]

It makes you think.

[Big T]

No, not really.

[Arian Foster]

Are you watching it still? Because you want to know.

[Big T]

I'm interested in the, in how it ends.

[Arian Foster]

Yes.

[Big T]

But it's not like one of my.

[Arian Foster]

Favorite shows ever, so this, to me, seems like you're being set up to absolutely hate the ending. The mindset that you have right now of watching it, not really liking it, but you want to stick around because.

[Big T]

I don't dislike it.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, you want to see how it ends. No matter how good the ending is, I feel like it's going to disappoint you and then you're gonna know that that's true. You don't think so?

[Big T]

I don't know that there's an ending I would like, care to hate.

[Arian Foster]

Okay.

[Big T]

Like, I don't like if it ends shitty. Like, fine. I don't, I don't really care.

[Arian Foster]

Why do you keep watching?

[Big T]

It's interesting.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, it's.

[Big T]

It's a, it's a great concept. I'm just very. I guess I like it because I keep watching it, but it's not like I hear people being like, this is the greatest show ever.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Guess I like it. Like it. That's funny though.

[Big T]

It's no like I okay to say.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

You like it, though. Why you so.

[Big T]

But I, I. People talk about it like it's the greatest show ever. I don't see that.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I mean, you keep watching it, though.

[Big T]

I'm interested to know how it ends. If I could. If you could just tell me the ending right now, I wouldn't keep watching it.

[Arian Foster]

Okay.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Okay. Yeah. I. Sounds like you like it, though. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

What are Big T's favorite shows ever?

[Big T]

Game of Thrones.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Game of Thrones had a horrible ending, according to you.

[Big T]

It did. But it also had seven seasons, six of like the greatest television ever.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, like season seven.

[Big T]

It wasn't nearly as bad as eight, but it wasn't great. There was, it was, it was good. Game of Thrones, the Office, Parks and Rec. Friday Night Lights.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Has a show.

[Big T]

Ted Lasso. Oh, yeah. We gotta get you to watch Friday Night Lights.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I don't like football movies.

[Big T]

Have you seen the movie?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, that's the only thing I've said. Yeah.

[Big T]

Did you like the movie?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

No, I don't like there. There are two football movies I actually like any given Sunday. And the program. Other than that, they, they extra corny to me. Like, it's. It's hard for me to watch. Watch.

[Arian Foster]

The program is a great one.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Program's good. One dog.

[Big T]

Then you would like the football in Friday Night Lights. Is obviously like, they win every game at the last second, but the show is awesome. So. Yeah, those. I'm sure there's some more I'm forgetting.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

But.

[Arian Foster]

That'S a good. That's a pretty good lineup, I'd say. What else we got in the news today? You sent this post over, Big t. We're paying $19 for strawberries now.

[Big T]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I need Madeline and McKenzie to tell me about. So this Erewhon grocery store that's in la.

[Danny Conrad]

Yeah.

[Madeline]

Did you say it Erewhon?

[Danny Conrad]

Yes.

[Big T]

Is that not Erewhon? Yeah, I've heard people say Erewhon. The people who, like, know this shit. It's two syllables.

[Madeline]

Erewhon.

[Arian Foster]

What is Erewhon?

[Madeline]

Erewhon is a luxury grocery store in LA that everything is like organic non GMO bullshit. And it's really expensive.

[Arian Foster]

You basically go to Erewhon so that other people can see you shopping at Erewhon.

[Madeline]

Totally.

[Arian Foster]

You probably get a good bag too, right?

[Madeline]

And you get a great bag.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, you go there for the bag that you can take to any function that you go to. Yep.

[Madeline]

Hey, look, I'm not judging that game. I've done it before. Not with Erewhon, but I've done that game before. So they have really expensive, like, overly expensive items for certain types of things. One of them being this $19 single strawberry that comes in a package that resembles the rose in Sleeping Beauty, like the glass bowl surrounding it. And basically this girl posted a TikTok being like, I just paid $19 for the strawberry again, one strawberry at Erewhon. Apparently it's the best strawberry known to man. And she said it was. She said it was the best strawberry she's ever had.

[Big T]

How much would you pay for the best strawberry in the world?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Mmm.

[Arian Foster]

How rare are they?

[Big T]

Doesn't matter. It's just the best.

[Arian Foster]

If, like, somebody came into the office right now and they had some briefcases and they were like, here is the best strawberry that you will ever taste, guaranteed. I think I paid $20 for that just to try it just once.

[Big T]

But if you were. If you were like, wow, now I have to buy these.

[Arian Foster]

No, I don't think I would ever do that.

[Big T]

Like, I. I don't think I would ever pay more than $5 for. For one strawberry. If you said this is the best strawberry in the world and it was $6, I'd be like, nah, I'm out.

[Arian Foster]

You don't want to. You're not curious to taste the best strawberry?

[Big T]

I've tasted some great strawberries. In my day, that's the thing.

[Arian Foster]

It's like, I, I agree. Middle mid strawberries are fantastic. And so I don't think I would ever feel the need to exclusively buy great strawberries because I love mid. But if you were to guarantee me like, hey, this is without a doubt the best, most flavorful strawberry ever and I have it right here. Would you like, would you like to eat it? I would say yes.

[Big T]

Yeah. You're saying to have the knowledge like once, but I guess there's no way to, to, to quantify what I'm saying.

[Arian Foster]

I would never buy it at a grocery store.

[Big T]

Right?

[Arian Foster]

Yes. Definitely not.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It has to be a street vendor.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. So wait, what else do they sell.

[Big T]

At this place that the other time I had heard of it was, I don't know, a year or two ago. And I, I, Is it Kylie Jenner or Kendall Jenner has a smoothie there?

[Madeline]

I believe they both have.

[Big T]

That's like $70.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Oh, that's great.

[Danny Conrad]

Haley Bieber's one is really popular.

[Big T]

Maybe that's what it is.

[Madeline]

Haley Bieber is like the classic.

[Big T]

How much is that?

[Madeline]

I believe they're around 20, 25.

[Big T]

I, I think it's more than that.

[Madeline]

I'll look.

[Danny Conrad]

I think they all are, though. All the smoothies are like that expensive.

[Madeline]

Yeah. Like, it's not like one is crazy.

[Big T]

Okay. It's 20 bucks.

[Madeline]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Which is still ridiculous.

[Arian Foster]

There is some truth to, to the fact that if you charge more money for something, people will be more likely to buy it.

[Listener Caller]

That.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Big T]

So I mean, this is a, it's a Internet thing. Like you can show that you got the Haley Bieber smoothie.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. When I, when I was in, it was right after I graduated from college. I went to this Mexican restaurant and they had a hundred dollar margarita and I didn't buy it. I didn't have a lot of money then, but I was, I was looking at the, on the menu and I knew the owner of the place, so I asked him like, hey, what's the deal with this hundred dollar margarita? How much does that actually cost you to make it? And he says, honestly, like, it costs probably like 30 bucks to make, so we should charge $50 for it. But I sell way more of them if I charge a hundred than I do If I charge 50.

[Big T]

Because 50 is just a crazy expensive margarita. 100 is an event.

[Arian Foster]

Yes, exactly.

[Danny Conrad]

There's got to be something in there that, for why it's a hundred dollars.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, no, it was, it was like very, it was premium tequila. So like a Shot of the. If you take, like, a bottle of that tequila and then you divide it by, like, 2 ounces or whatever, it's about $30 worth of tequila in this margarita. But then he's like, yeah, I'll just charge a hundred for it. And people buy it.

[Big T]

I'm looking at this Hailey Bieber smoothie.

[Madeline]

Yeah.

[Big T]

The texture looks heavenly.

[Madeline]

It looks so good, right?

[Arian Foster]

Is it velvety?

[Big T]

It just looks amazing.

[Arian Foster]

What's in it?

[Big T]

I don't know, because I clicked on it and it's. It's wants me to, like, customize it to order, but I don't know what comes in it regular. It's called the Strawberry Glaze skin smoothie.

[Madeline]

I have the ingredient list. It's almond milk, banana strawberries, also organic in front of all of this, by the way. Almond milk, banana strawberries, avocado dates, maple syrup, vanilla collagen, vanilla stevia, sea moss, coconut cream, and strawberry glaze.

[Arian Foster]

And $50.

[Madeline]

20.

[Arian Foster]

20?

[Big T]

I thought it was much more than that.

[Madeline]

And it's 20 ounces. Dollar an ounce.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, listen, that's. That's a very expensive smoothie. Yes, but not. That's not, like, crazy crazy.

[Big T]

That's a way better deal than the 19 strawberry.

[Arian Foster]

Agreed. What if they made the strawberry smoothie using these strawberries?

[Big T]

There's no telling.

[Arian Foster]

I don't think. I don't think they would allow you to make it with those strawberries. No, that's like making a burger out of wagu. Like a five Kobe certified.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Madeline]

But, yeah, there's a lot of, like, celebrities that get signature smoothies at Erewhon. Like Casey Musgraves has one right now.

[Danny Conrad]

Both Kardashian hairstylist had one.

[Madeline]

Yeah.

[Danny Conrad]

Chris Apple.

[Madeline]

Chris Appleton.

[Big T]

Is he well known enough to get a smoothie?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Madeline]

He has, like, hair care lines. This man named Gary Breca. I don't know who that man is, but he has a smoothie. It's a. It's a mark of fame if you get a smoothie.

[Arian Foster]

Big T, can I borrow that charge cord real quick?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yep.

[Arian Foster]

Thank you. We do have some breaking news going on right now at the Department of Housing and Urban Development.

[Big T]

Saw that.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

What?

[Arian Foster]

The system has been hacked. We have a breach. They posted a video of Donald Trump massaging and sucking Elon Musk's toes on all the. On all the video monitors at Housing Urban Development. So more to come from that, I'm sure.

[Big T]

Why Housing and Urban Development? Maybe that was the easiest system to hack.

[Arian Foster]

I don't know. It's. It's a Very disturbing video. Trump's going to town on those tootsies.

[Madeline]

Is it?

[Big T]

AI, wait, Come on.

[Arian Foster]

Do you think, Is this real?

[Madeline]

I haven't seen it.

[Arian Foster]

He's really sucking those toes. He's really getting in deep. He's a passionate man. I. I want to send that to Jerry. Jerry might actually nut.

[Danny Conrad]

Jesus.

[Arian Foster]

All right, what else we got?

[Madeline]

Oh, the Doge thing where you have to send in the five bullet points of what you did last week.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Fired.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. So that's what Elon did when he took over Twitter. He was like, send me an email of what you accomplished last week. He's saying that it's just basically test to see if you're alive. If you respond to the email.

[Madeline]

Yeah. Like, not responding is an auto resignation.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, that's. I mean, that's a lot of emails that you would have to go through. Hundreds of thousands of emails from people. And then the FBI, their new director, Cash Patel, was like, yeah, do not respond to that email because we have a chain of, like, if you're in the CIA, it's like, can you respond to this open email address with a list of what you did last week? I'd imagine that a lot of people in federal government are not allowed to say what they did last week for some good reason. So the FBI is saying, we're not going to do that. A couple other agencies are. Yeah, it's like a. I don't know. He says it's a pulse check. But I think if you get that email, you're like, well, I should probably start looking for a job if. Because it's the. It's the Bob's from Office space. What would you say that. That you do here? The second somebody asks you that question at work, you can probably figure out that you might be fired.

[Big T]

But they send it to everyone.

[Arian Foster]

They send it to everyone. Yeah.

[Big T]

So it's not. You're not being singled out.

[Arian Foster]

No, But. But a lot of times a company will bring in an outside consultant and they ask everybody, what do you do? The reason they're doing that is to try to streamline everything and get rid of people that aren't producing revenue.

[Big T]

Sure. But you know, if. If you are or not.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Right.

[Arian Foster]

Like, if somebody came into Barstool and sat everybody down, was like, tell me exactly what you did last week in a private meeting. You'd be like, people are getting fired.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Right?

[Big T]

Yes.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. So that's what's going on here. Let's see what else we got.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Roberta Flack died.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, really?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

I just rip.

[Listener Caller]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Rip to Roberta Fleck, man.

[Arian Foster]

Losing a lot of good musicians. All right, so do we want to do some voicemails? Yeah, I have a ton, a ton of voicemails. Let's rip them.

[Listener Caller]

What's up? It's Squeaks.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Squeaks.

[Listener Caller]

How's it going, everybody? I update I so last Thursday, week and a half ago, I had my senior thesis presentation project type thing. It was a 30 minute solo presentation in one of the big lecture halls in front of bunch of students and faculty. And then at the end, I got grilled with questions for another 20, 30 minutes about my presentation. But it's a, it's a pass fail project and you need to pass it to graduate. And I passed. Not a big deal. No, it is a big deal. It was hard and not everybody passes. And I did. And I'm gonna suck my own dick for a little bit because of that. But anyway, after that, Thursday, because that was last week. Thursday, went to the casino that night. Terrible, terrible. Then went to the bar the next night and I blew all my money. So I'm basically broke now. But you know, my tax return, I'm getting my tax return in what, like three weeks. My dad, I talk to my dad, shout out my dad, he did my taxes, like 800 bucks. So I'm like, 800 bucks is like 8 million. It's like infinity money. So once I get that, I'll be good. That's how I know that like, money doesn't actually buy happiness because I have literally negative money right now. My credit card balance is more than my bank account. But my life is awesome.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

The other day I I class at.

[Listener Caller]

10Am I went to bed at like 11pm I was really tired. I didn't set an alarm. I'm like, I. I'll be up before 10am Nope, slept 12 hours. Struck slept 11 to 11, right through my 10am class. But who cares because I only got two months of this left.

[Arian Foster]

And dude, I love Squeaks.

[Listener Caller]

It's going to be the best two months of all time.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

All right?

[Listener Caller]

See? Oh, wait, Mad Dog, one question. Did you look at my Instagram and if you did. Thoughts?

[Madeline]

I did thoughts.

[Danny Conrad]

Oh my God.

[Arian Foster]

I just want to say I think, I think Squeaks might be high key. A Buddhist chilling, right? He's. This is the most Zen person I've ever heard in my entire life.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

He's like, like negative $800. And I'm chilling. My life is awesome. I love this, bro. This thing is hilarious.

[Arian Foster]

Like if, if Squeaks was a drug, I. We should all be on it.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I'm on it. That is amazing.

[Big T]

He has negative money and it's just happy as can be.

[Arian Foster]

Material things. Who cares?

[Madeline]

And he passed his thesis.

[Arian Foster]

Pass my thesis on the floor. Yeah. Life is good. Life is good.

[Madeline]

Oh my.

[Arian Foster]

What were your thoughts on the Instagram?

[Madeline]

So I.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

So you know what he looked like?

[Madeline]

Yes. I don't know if I want to know.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I don't know if Squeaks is like a mystical figure to me.

[Madeline]

Hey, Aaron, you can paint a pretty.

[Arian Foster]

Good picture just by painting your part very rare.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

But what I'm saying is, like, he's a mystical figure to me and I don't know if I want to know what he looked like. I like. I like our. The son of macrodosing. I like heavy and mystical.

[Madeline]

He. I did like one of those, like, ask me anythings on Instagram where you can like ask a question and he responded to it and he was like, yo, it Squeaks. I have my.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Or.

[Madeline]

I just. I passed my thesis. I just left a macrodosing voicemail about it. So I knew this was coming and I was like, oh my God, I feel starstruck. Obviously I had to check out the Instagram Absolute dog. Like the most college frat dude.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, sounds like.

[Madeline]

Had had a macrodosing shirt on in one of the pictures. Just like, dude. And it was a great 22 year old boy Instagram.

[Arian Foster]

Okay.

[Madeline]

Had a rugby picture.

[Arian Foster]

Great 22 year old boy Instagram.

[Madeline]

Yeah, there was like five pictures. Had like a rugby picture, one with like his fellas. Yeah. Like dog.

[Arian Foster]

I got a question about that. Yeah. If you start an Instagram account. Let's say you. You started when you're in high school.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Do you go back and delete old pictures? Like once you turn 30 and you started this 12 years ago?

[Madeline]

That's a person, person thing.

[Arian Foster]

Do you delete, like hanging out with your high school boys, like after class, everyone's looking weird and skinny and now you're all 30. What's the. How do you. How do you. I don't know, fashion that.

[Danny Conrad]

I still have mine. All of mine. Because it's like, well, if you want to go back that far, like, I might as well just give you something.

[Madeline]

Yeah, I. Yeah, I have like pictures from anything, like, bad.

[Danny Conrad]

So I don't really care. No, but yeah, 30 might be the 30 or like mid-30s might be the cut.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Hey, Mac, what's the update on a dating show, bro? What's. What's.

[Danny Conrad]

Oh, so it's happening right now. I was thinking about that once we play I think once we get through. We're doing 20. There's, like, 20 finalists. And then they show me four every day, and then I pick one to advance.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

But that's, like, without seeing 20 people try and get. I gotta feel good. Come on.

[Madeline]

Well, there was originally.

[Danny Conrad]

Well, no, it's not great.

[Madeline]

Well, we had a bit of a snafu.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

What's the snafu?

[Big T]

We hit a speed bump.

[Danny Conrad]

We hit a speed bump. One of the guys the chat figured out there was an article on him about.

[Madeline]

They didn't say it on the act.

[Big T]

Yeah, you're.

[Danny Conrad]

You could Google it.

[Arian Foster]

He's a creep.

[Big T]

You're leaving out a critical part of the story.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I need to. Give it to me. I don't. I don't know none of this.

[Danny Conrad]

What's the critical part?

[Big T]

That you picked him despite people begging you not to beforehand.

[Danny Conrad]

Yes.

[Big T]

And then. And then McKenzie picked this guy to rub it in. But I know it's important. Important to note, though, that he was the guy you picked. He wasn't just like, what's the article? I don't think we're supposed to say.

[Madeline]

We'll tell you.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It was bad.

[Big T]

He's a bad guy.

[Danny Conrad]

Yeah, well, we'll. I'll send it. I'll send you a screenshot of the article.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Okay. Yeah, do that. All right.

[Arian Foster]

But so are we afraid of outing this guy? Like, who cares?

[Danny Conrad]

No, not at all. They just didn't say it.

[Arian Foster]

So y' all want to say it? We can say it. Yeah. The guy.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I would love the guy.

[Arian Foster]

Put it. A camera in the women's swim team locker room. Yeah, he got arrested. Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Weenie bro. Wow. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's one way to put it.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

And you pick. You picked him.

[Danny Conrad]

Oh, well, I didn't know that. Also, it was, like, a situation where none of the four were standing out, and his profile was very like, oh, if this guy comes in, he'll be funny. So I was just trying to, like, play along with the entertainment of the show. I know no one will probably believe me when I say that, but, like, that. That was my genuine reason why I picked him. And they kept being like, oh, he has a hot mom. So I'm like, okay, let me just play into this, because I don't really have a preference on any of these four.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Got it.

[Danny Conrad]

And then that happened, and I was very wrong.

[Arian Foster]

But it's okay. We got more. We got 20 left, right?

[Danny Conrad]

12 left now, because we've gone through eight so far.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I sent him to unknown. Let me. Let Me. Let me check these dudes out. You know me.

[Danny Conrad]

Yeah, I will. Well, also, I think the final, like, five will come into the office, so we could also plan that if he wanted to.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Definitely gotta, like, you know, say if you see. I don't know. Y' all didn't see bad boys. Have you seen bad boys? When? Yeah, his daughter. His daughter. His daughter got a dude coming to pick her up. Okay. You haven't.

[Arian Foster]

So.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

But anyway, that's.

[Arian Foster]

That's.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It's gonna be like that.

[Danny Conrad]

Yeah, that'd be perfect.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Size him up. I have to check him out. Yeah, yeah, I need that. Okay.

[Danny Conrad]

I would love that.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Let's plan it. Let's plan it.

[Danny Conrad]

I'll keep you updated.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny Conrad]

But, yeah, so we had a little speed bump, but we're moving on.

[Madeline]

But we just picked a different guy out of that group.

[Danny Conrad]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

So. Yeah, that's crazy.

[Madeline]

There's so. Man, there's four more coming today.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Man's is filming women in the swimming pool locker room. That's crazy.

[Listener Caller]

Crazy, bro.

[Danny Conrad]

I mean, the fact that he applied to, like, a public show is wild to me.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. And you got paperwork on you?

[Madeline]

Yeah, the chat will find you but a buster. But yeah, that's how the dating show's going.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Danny Conrad]

So it's great.

[Big T]

The f. The guy from the first day seems. Seems good.

[Madeline]

Oh, he's my king. Yeah, he's my king.

[Danny Conrad]

People are also saying I only picked him because he was, like, the hottest one, but I don't know what they. I don't know what they look like.

[Arian Foster]

I think. I think you're entitled to do that.

[Madeline]

Thank you.

[Arian Foster]

People are only saying that you picked the good looking guy because he's attractive.

[Danny Conrad]

Yes.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Danny Conrad]

Thank you.

[Arian Foster]

Have you ever watched a dating show?

[Madeline]

Yeah, exactly.

[Danny Conrad]

Like, geez. Okay, everyone, this isn't the Bachelor.

[Arian Foster]

How many. How many people submitted joke profiles of Luigi Mangione?

[Madeline]

Oh, none, actually.

[Big T]

It was funny.

[Arian Foster]

My name is Luigi. I'm an avid cyclist.

[Danny Conrad]

It was funny because after, like, there was an article that came up with Luigi after, and Danny Conrad tweeted it at me and he was like, oh, I might have a guy for you. And I was like, no.

[Big T]

Did you see this can't be. People were flipping out online. He was wearing, like, Italian loafers and he was shackled in court. And they were like, okay, serve not Luigi.

[Arian Foster]

I did see one, and it was just four pictures of his face and goes, not the hazel eyes. They didn't tell us this. Apparently having brown eyes is like.

[Big T]

There's also now awesome there's also a strong contingent of people online who are saying that, like, anytime his name is mentioned, they're like, he can't get a fair trial. This is illegal for you to tweet. Tweet his name.

[Arian Foster]

You're poisoning the jury.

[Big T]

Yes.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Legal experts.

[Danny Conrad]

Yep. Everyone's a lawyer.

[Big T]

There's a bunch of people tweeting about jury nullification. They're like, you can just say no. You can just say not guilty, but don't say it till the end.

[Arian Foster]

That it is true. That there's a thing called jury nullification where the jury can just say, we choose not to convict him even though he's guilty. But they don't want you talking about that.

[Big T]

Yeah, they're. They're trying to keep it a secret.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Ouija.

[Arian Foster]

All right, we got any more voicemails? Yeah, I'll shout out Squeaks.

[Madeline]

Yeah. Congrats on being able to graduate.

[Arian Foster]

That's just. That's just awesome vibes from Squeaks.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

No. He gonna end up on Wall street or some.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, that's the mentality. He'll somehow figure out a way to be super, super rich.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

He'll be that dude.

[Arian Foster]

I was like, I don't care.

[Big T]

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[Arian Foster]

Getting out there to work on your.

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[Listener Caller]

Hey, this is Matt from New York. I just have a question for pretty much Aryan or PSC or whoever wants to.

[Big T]

No, sir.

[Listener Caller]

I was just wondering like if you guys ever had like creative blocks or anything like that. So I just started like initially just like making videos and stuff. It's really cool. But I just kind of came along a point where I just had some creative blocks. And I know, you know, Aaron makes a lot of music, you know, psd also big, you know, Guitar God. You guys, you guys are just all very creative in general. So I just wanted to know like, what you guys do to like kind of deal with that.

[Arian Foster]

All right, that's a great, good question.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That's a great question. That is a great question. Definitely. I've dealt with like writer's block or just spurts where I just didn't want to or feel like I wanted to create. And I think that's a part of being to me, it's a part of being an artist is letting it, letting the art come. Like, don't force it. There are things that I do where like I'll, I'll just create something to, to try to stay on top of it, but not necessarily in love with it, or I'm not necessarily inspired. But for the most part, I, I, I'm a firm believer in art comes when it comes. And it's part of like how I consume art as well. So like, I don't want my, my artists to constantly pump out content or constantly pump out music or paintings or whatever the case may be. Like, I'm a firm believer in like whenever and however you're inspired. Like, I'm drawn to that. Like, and, and letting that be a part. Rick Rubin is like a he, he, he describes this so like beautifully. Like, he says, if you're, I'm paraphrasing, but he says if you're, if you're, if you're creating to like meet a quota or to, to satisfy consumerism, like, you're not making art. He says you're making. What did he say? I forget what he said. The, the point, but, but the point is basically he was saying like, you're, you're, it's not art. Like, you're just, you're just participating in, oh, commerce. That's what he said.

[Arian Foster]

Commerce.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

He said, he said you're making commerce. And so to me, that's, that's, that's the, that's the, that's the beauty in art. And that's why like, I don't mind if like, so like Kendrick's one of my favorite artists, right? He made 2000 in 2017. He made. Damn right. He didn't come out of album for five years. And he made Mr. Morale. The big step of the right. And to me, I wasn't like, yo, where's the. I need. Like, bro, do. Live your life, have your experiences and then, and create art about it. Like, I love that though. So it's long winded answer. But like, I'm, I'm passionate about that. I, I love my artists to be artists. Go away in the woods. Go away. Find yourself. Find whatever recollection you or have, whatever recollection you need to have, and then come back and create beautiful art, whatever it is. Painting, music, doesn't matter. I love it.

[Arian Foster]

Mm. For me, I was, I mostly would experience it when I was writing a whole lot. Like I was writing every single day. And there were some days where you didn't feel like you had it going on, but I would just force myself to continue writing until I wrote one thing that made myself laugh. And then after I got to that point, it like, gives you a little burst of energy and you start believing yourself to be creative again. And everything gets easier after that one point. So you just have to, in my experience, sit down and keep doing it until you make one thing that you gain confidence from, and then that changes your perspective on things. But yeah, when it comes to music, I think it's like, a little bit different. If. If you're not feeling it, then you're not feeling it. It's hard to. It's hard to, like, make yourself get in that direction, you know?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

So with music, for me, it's more like if I don't feel like writing, just noodle around until you find something that sounds cool. And then if you're inspired to, like, keep going with it, then keep going with it.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

But yeah, yeah, especially. Especially music, I think one of the dope things is, like, if you're. If you're feeling stagnant, like, go listen to some that you've never thought about listening to before. A different genre, a different band, a different. Like, some. Somewhere, like, different era. Right. Something that you. And you'll find inspiration. In my. In my experience, you'll. In fact, you'll find inspiration from something that you. You would have never known existed. So, like, go dig into crates. That's. I mean, that's, to me, the core essence of what hip hop was. They started digging in crates and they found their own sound. And so, like, there's this one album that's like, I'm gonna find it. There's this one album that, like, it's so Wild Dog that I love Dog. Let me find it. Hold on, hold on. I can't find it. But it's. It's this. It's this album that's, like, when it came out, like, nobody listened to it. And then 20 years, 30, 40 years later, it's like, Herald is one of the best albums of all time. Like, just sonically, how it was, how it was crafted, like, technically, it's. It's really dope. And I found it just on a whim, just kind of looking for inspiration. It's a. It's. It's an amazing album. I'mma find it and post it, but I can't find it right now. I remember the name of it, but it's a really dope album.

[Arian Foster]

I think there's. There's some people out there that will tell you that writer's block doesn't exist and that it's just, you gotta, you gotta just be creative. Like don't use writer's block as an excuse. I disagree. I think that sometimes you can't force your way out of being in a non creative mood.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Agreed.

[Arian Foster]

So don't, don't be too hard on yourself if you're having, having a hard time coming up with something just not always in the cards.

[Listener Caller]

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[Mad Dog McKenzie]

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[Arian Foster]

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[Mad Dog McKenzie]

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[Listener Caller]

Hey, what's up, Macrodosians? This is Drew from Reedsburg, Wisconsin. Go Beavers. I had a question for Arian Foster. What? So given Wisconsin being running back you and the powerhouse running backs that we had, did you ever want to go to the University of Wisconsin? Since we were running back heavy for a lot of those years, but yeah, stay healthy. Love you guys. Longtime listener of Macrodosing. And also shout out pft. Love part of my take. Thanks, guys. Have a good one.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

But nope, never wanted to go to Wisconsin.

[Arian Foster]

But it was running back. You.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I don't believe that is true. I think they've had what running backs.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, I mean.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

What'S that ball?

[Arian Foster]

Monty Ball.

[Big T]

Since you've been in college, they went on a good run. Melvin Gordon.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Melvin Gordon.

[Big T]

Jonathan Taylor.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, but I never looked, I never looked at them as running back. You, I would say USC was probably more prominent than. But I'm also from Southern California. Who would you say would running back you.

[Big T]

San Diego in general, all time or the like 21st century?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

San Diego in general, I would argue has the top running backs of the city. In the, of any city.

[Arian Foster]

Okay.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Me, Terrell Davis. Give it a beam.

[Big T]

But I'm all pro.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. Me, Terrell Davis.

[Big T]

Is Marshall Falk from San Diego.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

State. Yeah. Toronto, Davis, Reggie Bush. There was a few more. Hold on, I'm blanking now because I.

[Arian Foster]

Would say USC has had some good running backs over the years.

[Big T]

Texas, Oklahoma.

[Arian Foster]

Texas has had some really good. Oklahoma is a good one too. Georgia recently.

[Big T]

More recently.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Big T]

I don't know that there's a definitive all time hit.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Marcus Allen from San Diego.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Pitt has had some good ones too, because I feel like.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, I think Rashad Salam. Ricky Williams. Yeah. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

So Ricky, Ricky's from San Diego.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, Ricky Williams. He went to where you go to I forget.

[Arian Foster]

But, yeah, I mean, Miami.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yep.

[Arian Foster]

Miami's had some great wounds, I would say.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

USC, dog. O.J.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. USC. USC. Forget the juice is probably one one. Reggie Lindale.

[Big T]

It's the one you're forgetting who? O.J. simpson.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, yeah, the Juice. You said the Juice. Yeah, we're counting the Juice. But no, you never thought about Wisconsin? Why didn't you think about Wisconsin?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I. I don't think I've ever even thought about Wisconsin in general.

[Listener Caller]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

As a whole, no disrespect to Wisconsin. I just never have. I know it's a state, but, like.

[Arian Foster]

I know of it as the state.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It's like, yo, that's. As a state. Like, I don't know. I don't. I've never had plans to go there. I don't think. I don't think I've ever been there.

[Madeline]

Did you ever play in Green Bay?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Nope, never played in Green Bay.

[Big T]

Really?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. The. The year before I came to Houston, they went to Green Bay, and the year after I left Houston, they went to Green Bay. It's crazy.

[Big T]

I was gonna say, for as long as you play, like, you would have almost had to. Madison, Wisconsin, Outstanding town. Like, great, great college.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Is the cheese that much? Like, is it cracking? Like.

[Madeline]

Like it's legit.

[Arian Foster]

They just have a lot of it.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

So it's not like it just got a lot of cheese.

[Arian Foster]

No, it's good. They've got a lot of good cheese.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

What's your favorite cheese?

[Arian Foster]

Oh, that's. That's a great question.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

My favorite is my favorite Pepper Jack. Pepper Jack is unreal to me.

[Arian Foster]

Pepper Jack's pretty good. Pretty good cheese, I would say. This is really hard. I think. My favorite cheese. Are we including queso?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That's definitely count. Yeah, it's just melted.

[Arian Foster]

Does that count? Queso, like, good queso. Not like, you know, just straight up melted processed cheese. I'm talking about when you put the spices in it, you put the peppers in it, the salsa, maybe sometimes some black beans in there.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

You like spice?

[Arian Foster]

Yes. Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Nice.

[Arian Foster]

I mean, I lived in. In Austin for about 10 years, and so I ate a ton of queso when I was down there. Tex Mex queso is probably my favorite cheese. After that, I'm gonna go sharp cheddar.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Okay.

[Arian Foster]

Pepper Jack's definitely up there. I like. I like Colby Jack.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

And.

[Arian Foster]

Now it's getting hard. I'm gonna mix it up. I'm gonna throw a little.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It was getting hard, bro.

[Arian Foster]

I'm throw a little feta in there. Just mixing some feta cheese.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Cheese is. Cheese is kind of.

[Arian Foster]

The cheese is the. Yeah, I like blue cheese dressing.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Oh, see, that's where you lose me. Blue cheese is ass dog with buffalo wings. Yes. Dog shit. I hate it. It tastes like. It tastes like cheese. Supposed to taste like. Like it's. It's spoiled, right? Cheese.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Jesus.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Rotten blue cheese actually tastes like that to me.

[Arian Foster]

A little bit of mold.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, yeah, moldy.

[Arian Foster]

Also moldy. American cheese is very good. Love American cheese. I know the cheese snobs out there will look down on that statement. American cheese is delicious. It's great on eggs, great on a burger. I've always thought that. That having a whole bunch of kids and naming them after cheeses would be a solid move, because think about this. You got Colby.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

You have.

[Big T]

Jack as well.

[Arian Foster]

Jack, you've got Pepper. Pepper could even be a name. Bri.

[Big T]

Okay.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Gouda.

[Arian Foster]

Gouda. I don't know.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Good thing.

[Arian Foster]

Gouda is a good day.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. Good or hard?

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, yeah. Now. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I. Guta is a running back.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Like Gouda Foster. Dude, Gouda Foster is between the tackles. Gouda Waters run behind the pads. Probably, like, some. Some dreads that are hanging out just below the helmet. Not super long. Doesn't cover up the name plate.

[Big T]

I mean, talk about a guy that would have to go to Wisconsin.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Fox.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Name literally translate cheese.

[Big T]

Eye formation.

[Arian Foster]

Running back Guda Foster translates to beer. Cheese. They would have to go to Wisconsin. Oh, how do we name all your kids from Aran?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Did you ever consider Wisconsin?

[Arian Foster]

Well, you should have considered rbu.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

My f. So if. If. If Nebraska would have offered me, I would have went there so fast, though.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That would. That was my number one, Nebraska.

[Big T]

Was weather a consideration to you at all?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

No, I didn't care about weather. Like, so I went to high school in San Diego, so it was. I never. It was never. Weather was never an issue. And I've always wanted to play in, like, cold. Like, I mean, you grew up watching, like, the Rose bowl when it's snowing, like. Like that, right?

[Arian Foster]

The Rose, not the Rose Bowl.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I'm sorry. That's Rosebo, like, Michigan, Ohio State. I don't know why I said Rosebo. Like Michigan. Yeah, yeah. When it's. When it's snowing like that, you start. You start watching that, Like, I mean, grew up watching that, like. Yeah, I wanted to.

[Big T]

Oh, see, I figured you would have tried to avoid that, being from California.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

No, but I mean, I went to Tennessee from San Diego.

[Big T]

Well, I know. Yeah. Knoxville is not like when. When we were playing Ohio State. Everybody was like, they're not going to be able to handle the cold. And I was like, I don't think people know where Knoxville is.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Big T]

I couldn't handle Ohio State. It wasn't the cold.

[Arian Foster]

Not that much further south than Columbus.

[Big T]

Yeah. Like Knoxville gets really cold and it snows there.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It's freezing. Yeah. My coldest game I think I ever played was. It was in Kentucky, but that's right by Tennessee.

[Big T]

Every UT Kentucky game it is it when it's in Lexington kicks off at 8pm It's a night game every time and it's always about 19 degrees.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Every single year.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Cold. Ours was in the day, but it was cold. Yeah. It ended up being in the night though. There's the photo.

[Arian Foster]

I should have thought about Wisconsin.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

No, they're. They're the logo's trash. Their uniforms are trash.

[Big T]

But the logo's tra. It's just a. It's the exact same premise as ut's logo.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

No. The W's ass.

[Big T]

But interesting.

[Arian Foster]

I. I don't. Here's where this guy's wrong. I think, I don't think it's. It's not running. It's not rbu. It's maybe fullback you and it's probably offensive line you. So the. The nice part about going to Wisconsin would be you're going to have some big boys that you can run behind.

[Big T]

Right.

[Arian Foster]

Make it a little bit easier for you.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That makes sense. And that's what Dion need to do. Dion. If he's still going to coach at Colorado, he need to go to like Nebraska, Iowa, Wisconsin, Minnesota. He need to get them big ass white boys in high school. He did a line dog. They'd have their line has been ass for the last two, three years.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Yeah. That's one thing Wisconsin does very well. Big ass white boys.

[Madeline]

What was the Joe Thomas.

[Big T]

What did he say about. He wanted Barry Alvarez offensive tackles that were from a one parent household and like. But a sinner that's from a two parent household. He said something about.

[Arian Foster]

Who said that?

[Big T]

Dion.

[Arian Foster]

Dion said that?

[Big T]

Yeah. I'll find it. Hang on.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That's just horrible. But it's lowkey true.

[Arian Foster]

I know Barry Alvarez at Wisconsin. He said we. We make a lot of big people in Wisconsin. We got to keep them in state. We can't let him leave.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That's facts.

[Arian Foster]

That was his methodology for. For making the offensive line big. Yeah. I mean they do. They've got big, big like German Norse people.

[Madeline]

I found the Dion quote What it is, he said for quarterbacks, he wants a mother, father, dual parent. We want the kid to be at 3, 5, GPA and up because he has to be smart. No bad decisions. Off the field because he has to be the leader of men. For defensive lineman, he wants single mama trying to get it. He's on free lunch. I'm talking about just trying to make it. He's trying to rescue mama. Like, mama barely made the flight and I want him to just go get.

[Big T]

If a white girl coach said that.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

He'D be fired immediately, as he should be. I mean, I'm thrown in jail. That shit's crazy, dog. For him to say that's not all right, though. That's not.

[Big T]

Yeah. So his defensive lineman, he said that? Not offensive lineman.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That crazy dog.

[Arian Foster]

Did he. Did he say anything about his offensive line?

[Big T]

I. I don't recall.

[Madeline]

I don't. I don't. I think it was defensive lineman. He was trying to get. Get their mamas out of there.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I understand what he's saying, but it's like that's perpetuating.

[Big T]

You could very easily say what he's saying without how he phrased it all.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

You could. You just gotta say like, yo, I want some hungry young kid. You don't gotta say that, bro. Like, what the. That's just crazy.

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[Listener Caller]

Hey, Macro dosing crew, this is Daniel from Wisconsin. Love the pod. My question is, which athlete from before social media times do you think would have benefited the most from social media? So this is probably my Packer fan bias, but I would say if Twitter was around When Brett Favre was playing, he would have had some crazy highlights on Twitter and we would have gotten a lot of the. If Brett Favre does this, you know, people talk about it for a month type tweets that we see kind of with Mahomes. And then just to piggyback onto episode from earlier, I just wanted to tell you guys my favorite sports conspiracy theory, and that's that Wilt Chamberlain never scored 100 points in a game. We have like 4k video footage of Jesse O Medals in the Olympics in 1936, and not a single clip from Wilt Chamberlain's alleged 100 point game. Love the pod. You're all gorgeous and handsome and stay beautiful. Thanks, guys.

[Big T]

Real quick, just on the second point. First, Wilt Chamberlain for sure did not score 100 points. But you know who claims to have a tape of it? Josh Passner, who was the basketball coach at Memphis and Georgia Tech. And I think he works for ESPN now. I think he claims, like, his grandfather had like the only tape of the game. And I don't know if he has it now or what, but I remember.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Let that fly, bro.

[Big T]

That's what I'm saying. Like, where is it?

[Arian Foster]

Is this like he's got the only. Yeah, no one else can watch it.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I agree, bro. I don't think. I don't think he did. Like, we. We have so much footage. I've seen, like little girls walking in, I don't know, backwoods of Mississippi video from 1912. Yeah, but I. I can't see. I can't see. I'm gonna get busy for 100. Nah, bro, I'm out.

[Big T]

So apparently Josh Passner's father was the ball boy for the 76ers and compromise may have had some tape. I don't know. It seems like we would have seen.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

He's compromised out of here.

[Arian Foster]

I do agree with that. I don't think he scored. What was the other question that he had? Oh, which athlete would have benefited most from social media?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

And he was from Wisconsin. That's wild.

[Arian Foster]

Muhammad Ali.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Oh, good call.

[Arian Foster]

He would have been great online.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Oh, my God.

[Listener Caller]

Good call.

[Arian Foster]

He would. He would have been the perfect troll. He would talk so much. Oh, yeah, I would. I would have liked to see his. His day in, day out. Thoughts? Brett Favre, I think.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Bad, bad example.

[Arian Foster]

A horrible example. He would. He would have up a few times. Like if you're talking about game film and tape and all that stuff.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, look at this. Crazy passages through. I'm talking about on his personal accounts, Brett Favre would.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Big T]

He would have gotten called into the GM's office if you.

[Arian Foster]

Yes, A few times. Like, Brett, you know that this was a tweet, not a. Not a text.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

You DM'd me. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, speaking of all this, Aaron, I. I have to get your thoughts. Bad job by Big T, not including this in today's rundown. Steve Smith.

[Big T]

I almost brought it up earlier, but we were talking about something else.

[Arian Foster]

Your thoughts?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Hey, listen, man. It happens. You know? If there's one thing I know about human beings is they be people. Be. It is what it is. Like, I feel bad for Buddy, you know what I mean? And him airing all this out is his hurt. I understand that as well.

[Arian Foster]

He's probably going to regret that one day if he doesn't already.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Definitely.

[Arian Foster]

Like, it probably felt good in the moment to be like, this is my wife. She cheated on me. Steve Smith said that he rearranged her iud.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Big T]

And some of those texts were nuts.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, it was. I. I'll never celebrate like that. It's bad because there's a kid involved. Right, Right. And so the kid. That. That's. And to me, that's why the. And maybe he won't regret it, but, like, it's not a. It's not. Like, if you. If your kid can Google your mess, it's not a good thing. And I say that from experience, like, it's not a good thing. The kid will. The kid will not appreciate it later on. Right. And so I hope my man finds peace. I hope he finds, you know, some healing. That sucks. But all that said, I don't know how you. That's sloppy.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

How you. That. You know what I'm saying? Like, do. Do something more sneaky than text messages. You know what I'm saying?

[Arian Foster]

She changed. She changed his name to Three in her phone.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Bad. This is very sloppy. Very sloppy.

[Arian Foster]

What do you think Three stood for?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Third leg?

[Big T]

I don't know.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, you might be right.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, you could.

[Arian Foster]

That might be correct.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I don't know. I think. I don't know. I said I've seen a lot of different activities like that. There's no. There's no. There's no reason. There's no reason to do it on a text message like that. Very sloppy.

[Big T]

But, I mean, I didn't know.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Huh?

[Big T]

I didn't know the Ravens had a band.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, me neither. And apparently Steve Smith has been quite active in the band. He was conducting it. He was playing drums at one point with the band. He's going to a lot of band practices.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

All right.

[Arian Foster]

We got another voicemail.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yep.

[Listener Caller]

Hey, this is Bryce from the armpit of Montana. Kalispell, Montana. I love the show.

[Big T]

Did he say cow's bell, Montana?

[Madeline]

It's like callis belly, bro.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

A car salesman, bro. Like off a commercial. That is crazy. I love this voice, bro. Run it back.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, also, Montana having an armpit. I didn't know. I didn't know.

[Madeline]

Kalispell, Montana.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Us having fans in Montana's fire.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, that's fire. Congratulations on living in a beautiful place.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Y' all been to Montana?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I have not. I'm.

[Big T]

I've been beautiful.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Y' all ain't down. Yeah, I. I live in a perpetual state of trying to convince my friends to travel with me. All of them. Nobody wants to travel with me.

[Big T]

You say that. We went to San Diego. Now, now, this one ain't going anywhere.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That's true. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

No, I went to Knoxville.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

He's handcuffed. That's true, too.

[Big T]

You left early.

[Arian Foster]

I did leave early.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Let's plan a macro trip.

[Arian Foster]

I would be down to go to Montana.

[Danny Conrad]

Yeah.

[Madeline]

Yeah. Kalispell. 24, 000 people live there. 8th largest or 7th most most populous. So it's not the armpit.

[Arian Foster]

I think armpit might just be, like, geographically. Geographically where it is, I don't know. It's among the bad place because Montana's got a face. I didn't know that it had an armpit.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Arkansas is lucky. The armpit of the country. Wow.

[Big T]

Agreed.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. I mean, you're not wrong, but there's listeners out there in Arkansas right now being, like, first the Duggar episode, now this.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

No, I'm just saying, like, literally, the little man in the middle of the United States. That's where the armpit is.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, Mimal, no, that's. That's the crotch.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Oh. Yeah.

[Madeline]

I have a really bad feeling that Ohio would technically be that man's armpit.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Wait, am I bugging? No.

[Arian Foster]

Mimal. Mimal the elf.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yep.

[Arian Foster]

It's Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana. Tennessee is its frying pan, and he's cooking Kentucky Fried Chicken.

[Big T]

Don't mind telling me what the you're talking about.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, yeah. Arkansas.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

You're right. Missouri is the armpit. My fault. Arkansas.

[Madeline]

Yes.

[Danny Conrad]

Missouri is the armpit. I didn't know about this. And then they. They talked about it on our other favorite podcast, the Toast, one time, and I didn't know about my mull until then.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Danny Conrad]

Last year.

[Arian Foster]

Arkansas is the crotch.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. That's my fault.

[Big T]

So this guy. This guy's a ch.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

You never heard about my.

[Big T]

I've never seen this before in my life.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Really?

[Big T]

No.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

The little guy and. Wow.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, it works out pretty well.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That's why they call Louisiana the boot. Yeah.

[Big T]

Well, no, they call it the Boot because it looks like a boot.

[Arian Foster]

Mimos boot.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Whose boot is it?

[Big T]

I don't. I don't think that has to do with it belonging to a fictitious.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It. Absolutely.

[Arian Foster]

I don't know.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Not Chef. But, like, the boot comes from, like, that whole. He's a guy. That's where it comes from.

[Big T]

People would refer to Louisiana looking like a boot. Even if there were, there was not this. This fake Chef elf.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

The fake. The fake Chef elf is the reason why this has been a thing since.

[Arian Foster]

I don't know. I don't know that that's the reason why it's called the Boot.

[Big T]

I think people say that Italy looks like he'll. But it. There's no other person in Europe.

[Arian Foster]

I just like Mad Dog trying to steal valor and be like, yeah, Ohio is part of my MO Too.

[Madeline]

I didn't know. I didn't know my mole. I didn't know Mimal. I didn't know his vibes.

[Arian Foster]

My MO does not concern you Ohioans out there.

[Danny Conrad]

Yeah.

[Madeline]

Thank God for it. Missouri can take armpit.

[Arian Foster]

Okay, so let's get back to the actual guy from montana.

[Listener Caller]

Mad Dog McKenzie. Pft. Big T. Arian. So I used to. I played a little college basketball. We used to play a game on the bus. We would pick a sports team. NFL, mlb, NBA. It could be current, whatever era. And we would go in a circle and we would just name players from that team until somebody was out of players and that person lost. I know you guys are big ball knowers. Figured that might be something you'd enjoy. Stay handsome. Stay beautiful. All right, bye.

[Big T]

All right, I think the way to do this.

[Arian Foster]

1997, Washington.

[Big T]

No, no, no. You don't get to pick.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It was cutting out for me. What did you say?

[Big T]

He said he played college basketball, and they would play a game on the bus where someone names any professional sports team, and then you have to go around and name players that played on that team until someone runs out. So I think the way we should do this is Mackenzie and Madeline come up with the team, and then we go.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That's kind of misogynist, bro. Why can't they play?

[Big T]

Well, they can play.

[Madeline]

I'm just saying, any sport of the four majors.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Don't do.

[Big T]

Yeah, let's. I mean, I was not do hockey.

[Madeline]

I was never gonna.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Okay.

[Danny Conrad]

I was going to.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I'm down. I'm down.

[Arian Foster]

Buffalo Sabers.

[Big T]

Although that would probably go the quickest if we.

[Danny Conrad]

Arizona Coyotes.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I don't. I don't know nothing. Gretzky, and I don't even know who he played for, so.

[Arian Foster]

He was on the Coyotes, wasn't he?

[Big T]

Did he play?

[Arian Foster]

I. I think he might have played. I know he was in management, but.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

No clue who he played for.

[Big T]

He played for Oilers, Kings, Rangers.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Did he do a season?

[Danny Conrad]

I don't think so.

[Big T]

I don't know. Y'.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

All.

[Big T]

Y' all give us a team.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Okay, so whoever does it, so. So we just go around and whoever does, they out.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

So I guess we'll.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I'm in. Oh, man. Let's do it. Just random.

[Madeline]

Random.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

The mill.

[Madeline]

Yeah.

[Danny Conrad]

Okay.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Milwaukee Bucks came out the gate swinging. All right, I'll start.

[Danny Conrad]

Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to make it easy.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I'll start. I'll start. Giannis Ado.

[Big T]

Chris Middleton.

[Arian Foster]

Dame Lillard.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Man, I'm struck. What's that name?

[Big T]

And how long do we get, historically?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Oh, no, no. Michael Redd. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big T]

Jeff Teague.

[Arian Foster]

Ray Allen.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Good one.

[Arian Foster]

I don't know.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Lopez. One of Lopez brothers. What's his name?

[Big T]

I mean, I feel like this is.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Y' all came out with the Milwaukee Bucks. Killing me.

[Big T]

Yeah, I honestly have one. Well, okay.

[Madeline]

Go, Pat Bev.

[Arian Foster]

Good pick.

[Danny Conrad]

Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.

[Arian Foster]

That's another good pick.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That's all I got.

[Arian Foster]

Matthew Della Vadova.

[Madeline]

Queen.

[Arian Foster]

Queen.

[Danny Conrad]

Oh, literal queen.

[Arian Foster]

Damn.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

About that fast.

[Big T]

I'm. I'm almost out.

[Arian Foster]

Really?

[Big T]

Who's the.

[Arian Foster]

I could keep going.

[Big T]

Andre Kirilenko.

[Arian Foster]

Did he play for the Bucks?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I don't think he played for the Bucks.

[Big T]

I don't think. I think Andrew Bogut is who I was trying to get to, and then I said, Andre Karolenko.

[Arian Foster]

Andrew Carolenko. AK47.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, that was the Jazz. He played with the Jazz. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

I mean, I could. I could keep going right now. Should I keep going?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It's your turn. It's your turn.

[Arian Foster]

Okay. Jason Terry.

[Big T]

Good one.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Nice.

[Big T]

I lost already.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

I win.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I do another one. Do another one. Do another one. Do another one. One.

[Arian Foster]

Do baseball or football?

[Big T]

Do football. Do football. Football.

[Arian Foster]

Do football.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Football.

[Big T]

Okay, football.

[Madeline]

The Arizona Cardinals.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, okay.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Okay, start us off. Pft. All right.

[Arian Foster]

I'll just start off with Carson Palmer.

[Big T]

Larry Fitzgerald.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

David Boston.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, he was awesome.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. Yeah. Rip.

[Arian Foster]

Emmett Smith.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I think.

[Listener Caller]

I think he died.

[Arian Foster]

Wait, did he die?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I think so, Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

I think so this would be a shock. I. I don't think I knew that he died.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I think he did. Yeah, he had.

[Arian Foster]

He was an all time, one season guy.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

David Boston came out. It was like 2002.

[Big T]

I'm seeing that he's alive and well.

[Arian Foster]

All right, let's go. David Boston, who died 46 years old.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Well, I apologize. Dave Boston. My bad doggy.

[Big T]

No, he's still with us. It's great.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. No, I apologize that I thought he was dead.

[Big T]

You said Emmett Smith.

[Arian Foster]

I did say Emmett Smith.

[Big T]

James Connor.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Nice. Kyle Murray.

[Arian Foster]

Kyler Murray. Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Kyler Murray.

[Arian Foster]

I'll count it. I'll allow that. We'll go. Marvin Harrison Jr. Matt Leinert.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Oh, how's it going? Calais Campbell.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, yeah. He was really good. Still is good.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I think that's. He's still playing. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Great voice too. Didn't mean to. David Boston, you there? Clays? Okay, so I will go with Kurt Warner.

[Big T]

You took mine. Buddha Baker, you looking at a screen?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

No, I'm looking down on my keyboard. B. Why would I cheat in this game? I played in the NFL.

[Big T]

I don't know. I don't know the games.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

B. Ali Highsmith.

[Arian Foster]

All right.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

He was a linebacker at lsu.

[Arian Foster]

I'll go with recurring guest of macrodosing, Jake the Snake Plumber.

[Big T]

Well, I might be out.

[Arian Foster]

Sad.

[Madeline]

You think someone knows?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Paul?

[Big T]

Arizona Cardinals. Did Sean Weatherspoon go to the Arizona Cardinals?

[Arian Foster]

I don't know.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Are you Googling?

[Big T]

Well, I'm. That's my guess. I'm looking it up after the fact it says.

[Danny Conrad]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Okay.

[Big T]

All right. Hell yeah.

[Danny Conrad]

Yeah. Linebacker.

[Madeline]

There's a big one. I feel like you guys are missing.

[Arian Foster]

There's a couple big ones.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Madeline]

I mean, you gotta save your picks.

[Arian Foster]

Mm. Can't believe Arian is not guessing this one.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Wait, relax, relax. Oh, Deandre Hopkin.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. There we go. Yeah. Also J.J. watt.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Oh, yeah.

[Big T]

John Abraham.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That's a nice one.

[Big T]

Again. I think he went there.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It's my turn.

[Arian Foster]

Yep.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Oh, Patrick Peterson.

[Arian Foster]

Good pick. Taran Matthew. Honey Badger.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. Nice, Nice.

[Big T]

I might be out.

[Arian Foster]

I got another good one. I'm just naming good players.

[Big T]

Cardinals quarterbacks. Who's Brock Osweiler?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Did he play for the Cardinals?

[Big T]

I think so.

[Arian Foster]

Texans. Yeah, I think he did Broncos.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I think he did.

[Arian Foster]

Browns.

[Madeline]

He. I don't think has ever played for the Arizona.

[Arian Foster]

I don't think he has either.

[Madeline]

Broncos. Texans, Browns. Dolphins.

[Arian Foster]

Dolphins. That's the one I forgot.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. Well, you're out. Me and pft. Are we still doing Arizona or do we move on to another team. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Arizona. No, we gotta win. We gotta have a winner here.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Beanie Wells.

[Arian Foster]

Okay, good pick, good throwback. Good pick. Adrian Wilson.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I. Steph. Harmed him in preseason. Really good one time.

[Arian Foster]

Did you?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Because I was about to say, like, he's. I think Adrian Wilson might be one of the more underrated players of the 21st century.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Good player.

[Arian Foster]

He was. He was awesome.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

He.

[Arian Foster]

I think he might have gotten in trouble recently for something.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

We don't.

[Arian Foster]

Regardless, we're talking on the. Between the lines.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Between the lines. Yeah. We. We respect OJ on this podcast. Between the Lines. I'm going. Oh, Antoine.

[Arian Foster]

Antoine Bolden and Quan Bolton.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Bolton, me.

[Arian Foster]

Are we counting that?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, we counting that. What you mean?

[Big T]

Yeah, it seems.

[Arian Foster]

Anquan.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I got every letter right, except for one.

[Arian Foster]

That's an important letter.

[Big T]

It's three or four.

[Arian Foster]

The Q and the U.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Every letter right, except a two.

[Arian Foster]

All right, I'll go. J.J. arrington.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That is actually a good one. All right, I'm going to go with. Am I out? Yeah, I think you're out. Damn.

[Arian Foster]

Okay. I was gonna say Trey McBride.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. No, I'm out. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Edger and James, I believe.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

For them. All right.

[Big T]

I can't believe I forgot Josh Dobbs.

[Arian Foster]

Josh Dobbs, you go.

[Big T]

Because I was just trying to think of their quarterbacks. You go down their list of starting quarterbacks. It's bleak.

[Arian Foster]

It is a long one.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. Damn. All right, let's do. I want to do it again. Let's do another thing. Okay.

[Madeline]

You want to do a baseball one or is.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

No, I'll be out. I'll be out.

[Madeline]

Do you want to do another NFL?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, we got to do nl, NBA.

[Big T]

Don't. Don't be afraid to do a college. And then we can do any sport.

[Arian Foster]

This is. This is good practice for the dozen, too.

[Madeline]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Yeah, let's do it. Let's do a college. And you can go any sport.

[Madeline]

You want to do a college?

[Danny Conrad]

Yeah, any sport.

[Big T]

Well, baseball, basketball, football.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Okay. I'm down with that.

[Arian Foster]

If you know hockey.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Denver. I would say Rudy Junda. Rudy Junda as seen on the Jeffrey Epstein list.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I didn't even know.

[Madeline]

Yeah, that was crazy.

[Arian Foster]

That was funny.

[Madeline]

Wait, Rudy got mentioned on the mc.

[Danny Conrad]

Was that real?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

No.

[Danny Conrad]

Oh, it was like we won.

[Arian Foster]

It was Photoshopped. It said, like, Bill Clinton and then a big description. Bill Gates. Rudy Junda and then, like, former Denver hockey player.

[Madeline]

Yeah, yeah. Like, had light. Like there was some fourth degree thing.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That's funny.

[Danny Conrad]

College.

[Madeline]

I'm Trying to think of, like, a good.

[Danny Conrad]

This one was the first one that came to mind, but it might be two.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Like.

[Madeline]

No, I don't think that's too. You wanna do it?

[Danny Conrad]

Yeah, I don't care.

[Madeline]

University Texas at Austin.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, okay.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Okay.

[Arian Foster]

Who goes for. I think I went first last time.

[Big T]

Okay, I'll go first. I'll go Roger Clemens.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, okay. Good one. We're going baseball right off the bat.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I'm gonna go Ricky Williams.

[Arian Foster]

Okay. Good pick. I will go Colt McCoy, Earl Campbell.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Oh, Kevin Durant.

[Arian Foster]

Jackson Shipley.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Nice.

[Big T]

D.J. augustine.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, I was. That was my next one.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I just golfed with him four or five days ago.

[Arian Foster]

Did you really?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, I won about 70 from him.

[Arian Foster]

Hell yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. Shot 85.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, Aryan. Big news. I've decided to become a long driver.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I saw you. You hit a 300 though. That's impressive.

[Arian Foster]

The last one I hit, when I think it was 309 on the fly, rolled out to like, carry 17. 218. Yeah. Carried.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Above 300.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Oh, that's nice.

[Arian Foster]

I'm feeling. Feeling pretty good about my chances against Hank in the long run.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

What did he. What did he tell you that helped you out with your game? Cause Kyle Berkshire or whatever, I follow him on the gram. And so, like, what. What advice did he give you that helped you, like.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. So he gave me two pieces of advice, both of which immediately helped and change. Like, so my. My golf game, I've always been like, decently long off the tee, but it goes to the left just as often it goes to the right, which is very frustrating because you can't really. You can't really try to correct your swing if you're spraying it both ways. So he was like, if you're. All you're carry, all you care about is distance. Here's two things that you can do with your swing right now. And he told me, when you make contact, act like you're Mark McGuire and you're hitting a ball to Big Mack land in left center field. That should be like the. The style of swing that you have. So lean back a little bit at impact instead of like going down into it and then bouncing up. Said lean back a little bit of impact and then really also roll your right wrist over at the point of impact.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Flip it?

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, flip it. Don't be afraid to flip it. You might. You might spray some to the left, but you're going to get more times than not a natural little draw on your drive.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

See, that's.

[Arian Foster]

That's exactly what's happened.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That that's, that's, that's what has reformed because, like, I'm solid in the 80s right now. Like, solid. And when I first started playing, I had so many people saying, don't do that. Like, don't flip it. Like, don't flip your wrist. But, like, I had a lesson recently. Absolutely flip that.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Absolutely flip that. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

So, yeah, we're, we're feeling pretty good about the game. He also told me something very interesting about his, his game. So I think his longest drive was like 570 yards.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Insane, though.

[Arian Foster]

Absolutely crazy.

[Big T]

How's that possible?

[Arian Foster]

I think it might have been at elevation. Still, still crazy, right?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

No, he's, he's insane.

[Arian Foster]

So he has such a violent swing and it's. The sound that the ball makes when he hits it with his club is actually kind of scary. And he said that when you go to a long drive competition, all these guys are hitting and when they're getting warmed up, you can see it like everyone on the range, when there's, when somebody hits a shot, everyone, like, jumps a little bit because it's such a violent sound. So he was born 40% deaf in both ears. And he thinks that having that, like, he doesn't get scared of his own power like some other long drivers do. When they hear the sound of impact, you naturally tense up a little bit. He doesn't have to deal with that. I thought that was kind of crazy.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Wow. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

But yeah. Shout out. Cal Berkshire. I think we'll be doing something again with him very recently. That's all. I'll say.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

You, you think you'll be doing. Yeah. Okay.

[Big T]

Very soon.

[Arian Foster]

Very soon.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. I don't.

[Listener Caller]

That's a me up. Okay.

[Arian Foster]

I might be, I might be working with Kyle in some capacity.

[Big T]

That's actually an interesting can. Recently. Does recently necessarily have to be the past? I feel. Because when you said recently.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Screwed up.

[Big T]

It made it seem like it was in the past. But I suppose by the literal definition of the word no, I think it. Does it have to be in the past?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It has to be the past.

[Big T]

I, I, I honestly don't know.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

So, so if I'm going to Chicago, I'm not going to go there recently.

[Arian Foster]

You're going there soon?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, yeah. It has to be in the past.

[Big T]

At a recent time, not long ago. So yeah, I get, I guess it does have to be passed.

[Arian Foster]

Okay. So you said D.J. augustine.

[Big T]

Correct.

[Arian Foster]

Okay, so it's on Aryan.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Okay.

[Arian Foster]

University of Texas University.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Less go with. Oh, no, they have to play there. I have this like, association Play there.

[Arian Foster]

Have to play there.

[Big T]

There's no way you're out already.

[Danny Conrad]

No, no, I was gonna say Matthew McConaughey.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

No, I would say Tom Landry. Tom Landry. I think he played there like way.

[Arian Foster]

Back in the day.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I think it did.

[Arian Foster]

Can y' all fact check the coach?

[Big T]

You're having to go to Tom Landry right now.

[Arian Foster]

You can't name anybody that's currently on University of Texas.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I was just. I mean, fellas, like, I'm not an almanac. I'm doing the best I can here. All right. Oh, Chris Obanaya. Boom. Okay. Sure, I play. What do you mean? He. He was. He was number. I guess he wasn't like super prominent, but I played with him.

[Big T]

No, yeah, I'm sorry.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, I played with them in.

[Arian Foster]

And he's Sergio Kendall.

[Big T]

I don't even know who that is.

[Arian Foster]

Great name. I think he was a linebacker on the Ravens. I think second round pick. Maybe after he got drafted, he like fell down a flight of stairs sleepwalking or something. Sergio Kendall. Yeah, he's a great linebacker. Arch man.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Good pick. Oh, Vince Young.

[Arian Foster]

Brian Arakpo.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Oh, that's my dog.

[Listener Caller]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Matthew Golden.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Limas. Swede. Who?

[Arian Foster]

I was gonna say you took Lima, Swede.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, I did. Sorry.

[Arian Foster]

He was nasty in college.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

One of the. One of the greatest football names of all time.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Roy Williams, the receiver.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Nice, nice, nice.

[Big T]

Priest Holmes.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Earl Thomas.

[Arian Foster]

He was nasty.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

I will go with Quinn Ewers. Can't believe we didn't say Quinn yet.

[Big T]

Jackson Hayes.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It's a dude that I use when people told me I run a 4 7. People like you when you tell me I run a 4 7.

[Arian Foster]

Well, when we remember facts.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

With the asterisk. Yeah, yeah.

[Big T]

It's a facts for that 47 is still fast.

[Arian Foster]

It is not globally.

[Big T]

For people, it's fast.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. But for my sport it was not. And I could not have maintained the prowess that I did if I ran a 4 7. And my proof of this is Michael Huff. Michael Huff ran. I think it was a 44 or maybe in a 4 3. And I walked off on him. Walked off on him in a game or a 70 yard touchdown.

[Arian Foster]

Okay.

[Big T]

Did he play for the Arizona Cardinals? I feel like he may. Might have.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

No, I think he played for the Raiders and then he mad at Ravens and Broncos. That's it.

[Arian Foster]

Malcolm Brown, defensive tackle.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Oh, nice.

[Big T]

I've forgotten who I was going to say now.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Damn, that sucks. That means you out.

[Big T]

I had one go with Malik Murphy.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Okay. Cedric Benson. Yep.

[Arian Foster]

Enough said. Malcolm Brown, the running back. I went. I went back to back Malcolm Browns on you guys.

[Big T]

T.J. ford.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Derek Johnson, linebacker.

[Arian Foster]

Okay. Jonathan Gray, running back.

[Big T]

Tristan Thompson.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Walk. What is his name? I don't know. I may be out. I'm thinking of the running back of the Falcons right now.

[Arian Foster]

Oh.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I don't know.

[Big T]

I'm gonna be honest. I don't know what running back it is.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Get his name. Dog.

[Arian Foster]

Oh, no.

[Big T]

Oh, never mind. Yes, I do. I was thinking, like. Yeah, you. I can't say the word. Well, yeah, because, you know, I was thinking past. Did you say Colt McCoy already? Yeah, I think so. You're going to want to spray some mustard on yourself when you hear this one.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I'm. I'm out. What's his name?

[Arian Foster]

You're out. Bijan Robinson.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

God damn it. That's what it is.

[Big T]

Now I've forgotten the guy I was going to do again because I was so focused on.

[Arian Foster]

Bastard.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Quintrevian Wisner.

[Arian Foster]

Okay. Garrett Gilbert.

[Big T]

Jordan Shipley. You said Jackson.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Case McCoy.

[Big T]

Ah, that's good stuff. Shit. What was the guy's name? He was the Hispanic Titanic. He's a baseball player and I don't remember his name other than his nickname.

[Listener Caller]

Fuck.

[Big T]

I. I might be out.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I don't.

[Arian Foster]

I think you might be out.

[Big T]

Who was the 3 2? I don't know.

[Arian Foster]

Could have gone. I was about to go. Brothers. Back to back again. Emmanuel Acho. Sam Acho.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Who's the Hispanic Titanic? Ivan Melendez.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

Does Roger Clemens son play for them?

[Big T]

I almost said at the end I was gonna say Clemens kid. I think he does.

[Arian Foster]

I think he probably does.

[Big T]

I don't know his first name. It's a good game.

[Arian Foster]

That's a great game.

[Big T]

You get massive dozen brain doing that.

[Arian Foster]

You do? Yeah, I mean, like, I.

[Big T]

Like I. You know, more people who have played at Texas. It's just like. It's like if you said name every word, you know?

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Oh, fuck. Name a word, right?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

It's hard.

[Danny Conrad]

Name a woman for a dollar.

[Arian Foster]

All right. Do we have any more voicemails?

[Madeline]

We do. Do you want to do.

[Arian Foster]

Let's do one more.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Okay.

[Listener Caller]

The big day for us here.

[Arian Foster]

Let's get it done.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

On paper, it's easy. Win and advance with the truth. It's harder than the road they drive. Twelve drivers remain, hoping to match dreams with destiny and claim a cup filled with history. The NASCAR Cup Series playoffs, brought to you by Xfinity at the Charlotte roville Sunday at 3pm Eastern on USA.

[Listener Caller]

What's up? Mad dog Kevin from New Jersey again. Colin, got a question for the crew. Has PFT ever been mad before or what's the angriest he's ever been? And then, yeah, for all of you guys, what's the angriest you've ever been?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Because I was listening to the Jack.

[Listener Caller]

Mack episode and the Puerto Rico lacrosse thing got brought up again. And I'm the captain of the Puerto Rican lacrosse team and I just can't take this slander any further. I must. I must back my side here and say again that Jake Malisek was not right. He was incorrect. I need to say that publicly. So thanks.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Stay handsome.

[Listener Caller]

Stay beautiful. Have a good one, guy.

[Arian Foster]

Noted.

[Big T]

Does PFT get mad?

[Arian Foster]

Was it. What's mad?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I saw Jake Malasak the other day. I was watching a Golf channel and he was. He was commenting.

[Arian Foster]

No, you're talking about Jake Marsh.

[Danny Conrad]

Jake Marshall.

[Madeline]

Remember Arian I told you about? Well, he's been on the show a couple times, but he's the one that said he poops and then gets right in the shower without wiping.

[Arian Foster]

He doesn't use.

[Big T]

He also doesn't use soap.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

What?

[Big T]

And now he's Gruden's right hand man in Tampa.

[Danny Conrad]

He was the original dating show.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Madeline]

Jake Malisek. Lots of lore.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I don't remember that.

[Madeline]

But he's a producer for us.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Jake Marsh. I seen him on a Golf channel the other day and he was.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, yeah, that's cool.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Shout out to Jake Marsh.

[Arian Foster]

He's killing it.

[Madeline]

I have one situation where I've seen PFT really mad.

[Big T]

Was it pertaining to.

[Madeline]

Yes.

[Big T]

This show?

[Madeline]

Yes.

[Arian Foster]

I lost it in New York.

[Madeline]

Yes.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, the last episode.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I think that's the only time I've seen you mad, actually. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

But I was. I was amazed also at the same.

[Big T]

Time, one of the funniest pictures I have is of you in the middle of that and your face.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

I was amazed. I had a sense of wonderment about me, about. About how mad I was getting, man.

[Big T]

When was that? That was a while ago.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Madeline]

Fall of 22.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Madeline]

Or winter of 20.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. I don't see you getting mad too much. Like, I don't like. You're not a. You're very. I don't get Buddhist. Yeah. I don't.

[Arian Foster]

I don't get angry about a whole lot.

[Big T]

It's November 9, 2022.

[Madeline]

I will say another time you got really mad pertaining to kind of a similar situation is when Billy got stuck in Boston for St. Patrick's Day.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. Well, the. Listen, it was St. Patrick's Day.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

You could have known.

[Danny Conrad]

Yeah.

[Madeline]

You don't get mad.

[Big T]

I think you get perturbed.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Big T]

But mad is, is a level you don't get too often.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah, that's the picture.

[Big T]

What a day.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That's hilarious.

[Arian Foster]

I think I was, I think I was mad because he was doing more things to make me mad. He wouldn't stop making me mad. And then that made me amazed at the situation. But, yeah, no, I don't, I don't really get mad. I get even. Yeah, don't with me.

[Big T]

And then he said, what's the maddest you've ever been? That's an easy answer for me. I remember the date. February 1, 2020. I was going. I think I've told this story on the show. I believe you have. I was going to a Rutgers, Michigan basketball game with TJ and Jack McCarthy. And we went to a bar before. And as we're leaving the bar, there's a homeless guy out there who asked the two of them, like, do you have a lighter? Do you have a lighter? They just kept walking. I was attempting to do the same. He gets in front of me, puts his hands on me, and says, I know you have a lighter. And I was like, dude, I've never, like, had to punch somebody. And he's like shaking me. He's like, I know you have a lighter. And I was like, what the fuck? What do you do in this situation? Like, you can't, you can't punch him.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

You can, you can.

[Big T]

Yeah. But then you're. Now you're in a situation self defense. So I had to just kind of.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Put his hands on you. Yeah.

[Big T]

But in New York City, you think I'm, I'm getting out of there scot free.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Big T]

So I, I. No, no chance. So I eventually just shook myself free and I was, I was livid. The rest of the day. I was just.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

How'd you do you juke him? What'd you like? How'd you.

[Big T]

I just kind of. I don't even remember, but I just, I eventually somehow escaped.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

You gotta swim. I was gonna say you. It's like your defensive end, you knock the hands to the side.

[Big T]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

You club dip the shoulder.

[Big T]

And I was just, I just sat in Madison Square Garden just mad as a hornet, just the whole time just.

[Arian Foster]

Thinking about that guy.

[Big T]

Yeah. And I was like, how the can he do that? Like, why is he allowed to do that?

[Arian Foster]

I should have punched him.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

But see, the punching would have took all of those aforementioned Thoughts.

[Big T]

Yeah, but then I would have been on. On the news. I would have become a social media lightning rod.

[Arian Foster]

For a good reason, though.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

The public would have sided with you, man.

[Arian Foster]

I don't put his hands on you.

[Big T]

That. That's true. I don't know that that's true.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, man. Put his hand on you and you rocking 100.

[Big T]

I don't know.

[Arian Foster]

Do I need to get mad more often?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

No, I don't think so.

[Big T]

No, I think you're good for you good, though.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Okay, you're good.

[Arian Foster]

You're good because I'll do it.

[Danny Conrad]

You're rational.

[Arian Foster]

I'll do it. I'll get mad.

[Big T]

What makes you mad?

[Arian Foster]

Traffic makes me mad sometimes.

[Big T]

Okay.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

See, that's wild. I wouldn't. I wouldn't have assumed that.

[Arian Foster]

I mean, I don't get mad sometimes. I'll get mad at other drivers if they're acting like dicks.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

But how are you on the road? I mean, are you like, what the fuck are you doing? Why would you. How are you. What do you.

[Arian Foster]

No, no, I'm not. I'm not like that mad, but that's what I'm saying. If somebody, like, drives up the shoulder and then cuts you off or like, weaves in right in front of you as you're crossing a couple, if they're like, an aggressive driver will piss me off sometimes because I'll be like, you're going to kill somebody out here, dude. Not. I. I don't really get upset because I'm like, oh, this person doesn't know how to drive because they're going too slow. I'm just like, oh, I guess I'm kind of stuck behind a slow driver right now. Whatever. I get mad at traffic when it's just when, you know, you're trying to get somewhere on time and there's unexpected traffic, I'm just like. Like anybody else. This sucks. What else gets me. Gets me going? I don't know. I don't know. I really. Yeah, I don't really get mad that often. Feel like I got to start getting angry.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

No, don't do it.

[Listener Caller]

Don't do it.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I don't. I don't. I don't necessarily get mad. I get very apathetic, though. Like, that is probably my superpower. Yeah. I cannot give a. With the best.

[Arian Foster]

You get in a it mode.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Big T]

And I just.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I'd be like, I don't like it is what it is.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I enjoy talking, but I don't be mad. I. I kind of enjoy that. That's fun to Me, I'm actually happy when I'm talking, so, like, I don't really get mad either.

[Listener Caller]

I don't know.

[Arian Foster]

It's good.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Like, if, like, a dude shaking me down for a lighter, bro, like, that should probably be funny to me. Like, I don't know that I would get upset at that. I was like, man, you got to take your hands off me, dog.

[Arian Foster]

Like, I did get mad in a similar situation in New York City one time when I got spat on by.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

A guy that would probably.

[Arian Foster]

On the. On the subway.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

The guy was very clearly unwell, and he was, like, screaming at the whole train. And then he's standing probably, like, six feet away, and he just looks at me and he spits, and it lands on my jacket in front of me. And I. I had the same feeling that Big T at, which is like, under. Under normal circumstances, if a man spits on you, you should. Yeah, it's on. But also, I don't know if this guy's got a knife or a gun or whatever, and he's clearly insane, and so you just kind of have to, like, stand there and. And get furious and then just get off the train. But that's. That's a one.

[Big T]

Which is so much worse.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. And that's the one time that's happened to me in New York where, like, I've seen, you know, some other incidents on trains, but the only time I've ever felt, like, personally attacked by somebody was that. And then it was just like, okay, I just have to get off this train.

[Big T]

Next stop, Best city in the world, baby.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. No, spitting on me would be like. That's. That's like, one of the most disrespectful things you could do. Yeah.

[Big T]

Would you beat the. Out of a homeless guy?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, I'd punch.

[Big T]

Really?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah, I'd punch him. Yeah, probably. If you spit on me, dog. Like, yeah, that's.

[Big T]

It happens.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

It's. It's like. And. And legally, I'm justified. Spitting is. It's a form of assault.

[Big T]

Like, you in Texas, you are in New York City. I don't know.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Fact check me on this.

[Big T]

I believe it may be in the law.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

That's what I'm saying.

[Big T]

But I mean, once you throw yourself at the mercy of the New York Justice Department, you're. You're in God's hands.

[Arian Foster]

I just don't know if Aryan and.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Big D. The justice system is not justice. I'm with you, brother.

[Big T]

I'm just set. Like, we've.

[Arian Foster]

If the spit hit my face, I think I would have been more likely to do something if there was, like, skin on, spit, contact. But this was a very active homeless guy. Like, he was. He was bouncing around. He had a lot of energy. You don't know what that guy's got on him.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Yeah. Spitting is what. Spitting on someone is generally considered as a form of assault as it constitutes an intentional and unwanted physical contact, even if it doesn't cause serious harm. Depending on the jurisdiction I want to see in New York, though.

[Arian Foster]

But it also could cause harm.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Absolutely. Especially if you got bad breath. Yeah. Yep. In New York, spitting is considered assault and you can be charged with a misdemeanor. You are, you are. You are legally justified of whooping somebody ass if they spit on you in New York City, brother.

[Big T]

So New York permits you to defend yourself if you're under threat of harm. However, you can only use reasonable force to protect yourself. This means that a response like punching someone could be considered excessive if it's only a minor insult like being spat on.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I mean, the. That, that, that is, to me, an argument for a lawyer. So if somebody. Somebody spits on you, you don't know what else they're. You can say, yeah, I, I felt threatened. People have gone to. You know what I'm saying? People have gotten away with murder because of this. I felt threatened. Like, you're absolutely justified.

[Arian Foster]

I don't think there's a jury that would convict, like, just of. Of punching somebody.

[Big T]

Like, what if you do, like, bad damage?

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Like, I don't think you kill somebody.

[Arian Foster]

If they spit on you.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

No, but you can, you can, like, you can.

[Big T]

What if you. One punch just. And knock him out, though, and he. He gets a. A bad, Like a brain bleed or something.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I mean, that would probably be bad.

[Big T]

Yeah, but that's not that when you punch somebody, that can happen, especially if you're. You're not a small guy.

[Arian Foster]

Guy like me don't spit on people.

[Big T]

I agree with you. I'm just saying I'll take.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

I'll take my chances. If somebody spit on me, you probably 99% you're gonna get punched. Yeah.

[Arian Foster]

I think in Texas you can shoot them legally.

[Mad Dog McKenzie]

Texas. Texas, you can nuke them.

[Arian Foster]

Yeah. All right, well, that's. That's nano dosing. Stay tuned for Thursday. We've got macrodosing. I'm gonna be out for half of it, but we're recording the rest of the episode today on Monday. So I'll be on half of it. The rest of the gang is going to be on the opening half of macro. On Thursday, but until then, love you guys.