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PFT Commenter
He is an animal.
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Arian Foster
You gotta be Kenny.
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PFT Commenter
There's never been anything like this.
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Big T
Anytime you want to easily file your taxes. Tax act is here for the early birds who like to knock them out as soon as the season opens. And for the procrastinators who like to wait until the very last minute. Tax act is also here for the middlers who file right in the middle of tax season. No one ever talks about the middlers, but taxact sees you and Tax act respects you. Tax Act. Let's get them over with. In a game, though, when someone hits a sick dunk. In a game, like people still get.
Arian Foster
Out of their seats when someone hits a sick dunk. You know, that sounded like.
Big T
What's that?
Arian Foster
Pick six.
PFT Commenter
I can run a mean pixel.
Big T
I can run a mean pixel. No, I was just flow of consciousness.
PFT Commenter
Unfortunate. Unfortunately. You would, you would drag yourself for that for years.
Big T
When someone has them, what would you say? I can hit a slams a mean dunk. Tell me. Tell me, lambs. I mean, tell me what, how you would say it.
PFT Commenter
Sends it home big time.
Big T
Tell. Seriously, tell me how you. How you would structure that sentence.
PFT Commenter
Sends it home when someone really sends it home.
Big T
Sends it home. Yeah, okay. All right. What NBA jam looking throws it home?
Arian Foster
I could make a mean slam.
PFT Commenter
Throws it down. A major boom shot.
Big T
Anyway, I was going to tell a fun story. I was going to tell a fun story. I'm not going to tell Rim Rocker so y' all don't have to worry about it.
Arian Foster
You know, one guy really compels one in.
Big T
Nobody has come up. I'm. I've given y' all 90 seconds and no one has yet.
Arian Foster
When you yam it on somebody, when you throw that down, when you've got.
PFT Commenter
When you got a hard jam.
Big T
Sure.
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Big T
On the, on the dawn of new quarterback, new coach? They, they sucked for a little while. Not nearly long enough. But yeah, yeah, this is a. Is it the second or third? Because they went, they didn't go through the same kind of lull, but there were kind of two parts to the first one.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, there's a two part dynasty and now it's kind of like how people throw in Boston, sometimes New York to like the megalopolis of D.C. philadelphia, New York, Boston, all one city. Is this all one dynasty? If there's one thing that's going to make America miss Patrick Mahomes and beg for Patrick Mahomes, long for the good old days when the Chiefs were running the show. It's the Patriots coming back and being dominant again.
Big T
Do you see this Guy's tweet from August 25, 2012?
PFT Commenter
No.
Big T
Holy crap. Drake May is the best athlete I've ever seen playing up a league and is still the best in the league. He was nine years old.
PFT Commenter
Nine year old.
Big T
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That's crazy. Who tweeted that?
Big T
Justin Farkas.
Arian Foster
What a name.
PFT Commenter
What a scout. Great job scouting that one.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Big T
Justin, there's a tweet like that for Paige. Beckers too.
PFT Commenter
I saw that one.
Big T
Yeah, yeah. Where they were like this. This is the best 6th grade guard I've ever seen.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. I hope everybody out there is doing okay in the Snow. The giant leviathan snow. I saw a big T. Sent over a couple. Couple posts about that. People think that there's a giant leviathan laying under the ocean.
Big T
Yeah. So this is the first I've seen of this. But apparently on Facebook, part of this storm that's been rolling in off the east coast looks like a. Like a giant snake. There is one. If this is the real radar, it. It does look like a huge snake. And I guess some people are speculating that it could be the leviathan from the Bible.
PFT Commenter
Okay, what do we. What do you think?
Big T
I'm skeptical, but I'm open to, you know, we'll see.
PFT Commenter
That's good. That's good. It's healthy to be a little skeptical about a giant sea snake. I hope everybody out there survived the. Survived the snowpocalypse. Seemed like it hit pretty hard some places that are not used to getting snow. It actually felt kind of nice. In Chicago, we only got, like, six inches of snow. Felt like a nice little dusting for us.
Big T
I just. They. They tell you when you're a kid, like, when you're an adult, you'll hate the snow. And you're like, you're full of shit. You really do. You really do hate it.
PFT Commenter
The first snow is good. I like the first snow. The winner.
Big T
I don't agree. I'm out on all of it.
PFT Commenter
And then after, like a month of it, it's like, okay, I'm sick of this white shit. Get it out of here. But, yeah. Do we want to talk a little bit about. About the super bowl matchup? About the games right off the bat, Anybody feeling strongly one way or the other?
Big T
I'm with Kurt Warner. We got to get domes on all.
PFT Commenter
These stadiums, so that game. Oh, maybe it's just because the Patriots won, but that game made me feel the same way. I love snow football, too. I usually do. But is it me or like snow football? It used to be better.
Big T
I don't like weather dictating the outcome of games.
PFT Commenter
You had guys slipping and falling down left and right, and you've had that all playoffs. I feel like maybe I'm just remembering Shady McCoy and how dominant he was in the snow. But I miss. I miss good snow football. Good snow football is the best football. Bad snow football, tough to watch.
Big T
Do you play in the snow?
Arian Foster
Not in the league. I don't know that I play. I played in really cold games, but not. Never snow.
Big T
No Kentucky on the road. It's always cold.
Arian Foster
Yeah, I feel like. Played like in sleep before, but never like white, fluffy, gorgeous snow. Yeah, you guys takes are horrible. Y' all talking about.
Big T
You saw that game.
Arian Foster
Weather to dictate they were falling because.
Big T
They couldn't hand the ball off.
PFT Commenter
Good ass football, Cold weather football.
Arian Foster
Team with the best fundamentals wins. Talking about, man, a bunch of non athletes.
Big T
Would you want the super bowl to be played in that?
Arian Foster
Whatever is happening is what's happening. You know what I mean?
Big T
Yeah. I mean it's the same for both teams, but it's just. You want to see like Rams, Seahawks. That game was incredible. Those are two great teams. I want to see them at their best.
Arian Foster
They're at their best. They're just at their best in the snow.
Big T
Right, but that's a different best.
Arian Foster
You just don't like cold weather football. That's what football, that's when football is football. Cold weather football.
Big T
That's, that's when I'm fine with the cold. Just know I don't love the, the snow.
Arian Foster
I'm. I don't know. I'm a fan of snow games, rain games, all that. I love it.
PFT Commenter
I like it too. I, I really do. I just didn't like the outcome of this game. But we, we need to have some element of chaos and I like, I like snow football. It's beautiful to watch on tv. Felt like cheating that the Patriots were wearing all white uniforms in the snow. You couldn't see him. Broncos were wearing high vis. Neon orange vests. Made it very easy to see them. But yeah, snow football, it's, it's, it's a part of American culture. It's a very important part. I love snow football. I hope they never change. I hope it's never domes. What about the super bowl though? Would you want to see a Super bowl in the snow?
Arian Foster
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
That'D be kind of crazy. I don't know that I would want that.
Arian Foster
I don't know. It kind of like. I don't know. I think I just love cold weather. Snowy, rainy. That. I love that football. It, it means it's going to be a low scoring high defense and you got to execute on all the fundamentals matter that much more.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Arian Foster
So handoffs, all of that stuff, Alignment, technique, all that matters 10 times more when the elements are involved.
PFT Commenter
Good.
Big T
I know this changes with the wind, but is the current plan that there will or will not be a roof on the new Bears stadium?
PFT Commenter
I think it's going to have a.
Big T
Roof because that you build a new stadium, you get a Super Bowl. Would they put a Super bowl here if there was no Roof.
PFT Commenter
I don't think that they would because they did.
Big T
New York, that.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that was. I feel like that was a one and done. I think if you, if you want a Super bowl, you got to have a dome.
Big T
And then Minneapolis got it, but obviously they have a roof.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. If you're in a cold weather city, you have to have a dome.
Big T
But people, the media hated that Super Bowl.
PFT Commenter
They did. They complained nonstop about it. But I, I like the idea of a retractable roof.
Big T
I agree.
PFT Commenter
You got to keep some of this, some of what makes football football. Right. Like if every single stadium is played in a dome, everything's uniform. It loses some of the personality. It's like baseball ballparks. I like the ones that have weird dimensions to it.
Arian Foster
Plus turf is trash and it's hard on the bodies and all the joints.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big T
Don't the Cardinals their stadiums inside, but they like grow the grass outside and then wheel it in.
Arian Foster
They do it right and they have. That's some of the best grass I play. That shit's like fairway grass. This is amazing. I always thought my homeboys was over watching a game. Them Denver has amazing grass. I never played in Green Bay, but I heard great things about Green Bay grass.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, they've got the, the coils underneath the turf. Turf make it nice and hot.
Arian Foster
I played in late ish times there, but Chicago's field was ass and Pittsburgh Field was dog.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Arian Foster
Just horrible.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, they chewed up pretty good.
Big T
You still played on, like. Did you ever play when Oakland had the baseball field still.
Arian Foster
Yep, Played on that. Hated that. Dumbest thing ever.
PFT Commenter
What was that like trying to cut on dirt?
Arian Foster
You have to wear what they call. I think it was three, four inch cleats.
PFT Commenter
So you.
Arian Foster
Everybody wore higher cleats and so that heightens the danger because you get stepped on and stuff. That hurts. So the cleats were higher. I mean, I can cut on anything because I was, you know, just nice like that. But it's just not ideal landing on that. Oh, this is the worst, though. I hated it.
PFT Commenter
You had dust in your eyes.
Arian Foster
Dumb. Just dumb.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, we've got, we've got emergency levels of panic going on right now for both Mad Dog and McKenzie's teams.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Oh, yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Philip Rivers has withdrawn from the Bills coaching search. He says, guys, I, I appreciate the consideration, but I've got other opportunities in front of me.
Mad Dog McKenzie
He's a high school football coach. He's. He does.
PFT Commenter
He's a high school football coach that has withdrawn his name from the Buffalo Bills head coaching Job that's playing in.
Mad Dog McKenzie
The NFL a mere five weeks ago.
PFT Commenter
That's a little concerning to me. I wonder if this has anything to do with that press conference that we saw from, from Mr. Gula.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Right, right.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. So I don't know what the Bills are going to do. And then it seems like everybody is withdrawing their name from the, from the Browns coaching search. Udinsky. He says, thanks, but no thanks.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Look, I, I, I liked the vibes of Udinsky or Udinsky. It seems like from my, my sources, AKA Zupi, that shall. How do you say his name? The L. A guy. Shield Hayes.
PFT Commenter
Shield House.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Shield House. That's our guy. And Marty Mush broke the news earlier about that.
PFT Commenter
Okay. There's a pretty good sources.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah. If, if not, I think it's going to be Jim Schwartz. I don't really know what the right move is. That's why they don't pay me for that kind of stuff. But I like Jim schwartz. Still at D.C. but I've also been told that if we do not hire Jim Schwartz as our head coach, he will no longer be our defensive coordinator.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, we don't talk enough about the fact that his name is Jim Schwartz.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Oh, that's funny.
Big T
I never made that connection till just now.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I didn't know.
Arian Foster
Really? Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Jim Shorts. Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
But I, I mean, obviously he is probably the one good thing about our football team. Obviously our defense is pretty good. I fear this is a situation where I cannot have my cake and eat it too. I don't think he's going to be our defensive coordinator either way.
PFT Commenter
So, Big T, I have a question for you about the Super Bowl.
Big T
Okay.
PFT Commenter
I can't imagine that you're a big Patriots fan.
Big T
No, not a fan.
PFT Commenter
How do you balance who to root for in the super bowl knowing that you hate the Patriots, but also good for business if the Patriots win?
Big T
I don't really root for. It will not affect me either way, whichever team wins.
PFT Commenter
So you don't care?
Big T
No.
PFT Commenter
You don't care who wins the Super Bowl?
Big T
No. Falcons aren't in it.
PFT Commenter
You wouldn't prefer the Seahawks?
Arian Foster
No.
Big T
That's wild.
PFT Commenter
So what are you doing on Sunday? I'm going to watch it and just not care. You're not going to care the entire time?
Big T
Well, I'll bet on it.
PFT Commenter
Okay. Who are you betting on if I.
Big T
Bet just aside, I would bet on the Seahawks. I think they're a buzz saw right now, but yeah, if they lose, I'm not going to be like, it is what it is. Patriots win it all the time they.
PFT Commenter
Do, just get used to it. What do you think, Aaron?
Arian Foster
I think the pictures. I'm sorry. The Seahawks gonna win.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
It's overall better, I think.
Arian Foster
Go. I think so. Yeah. I was impressed with Buddy though for when he. How he's playing before the weather hit quarterback or Drake. No, no, no, the. The backup.
Big T
Yeah. Jared stood him.
Arian Foster
Yeah, he was looking pretty solid, man. From what I seen.
Big T
He's like one of the highest rated recruits I think in the history of high school football.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, he was ahead of Joe Burrow. Kyler Murray. Right.
Big T
He was like 24. 7. Does the. Out of a thousand rating. He was like 0.997 or something. Yeah, I'm trying to find his profile right now.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that weather really everything up yesterday.
Arian Foster
But also they were down. No, I think it was. It was 00 and they were. Well, they were going 11 or something like that. And they went for it on fourth and one.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, they were up seven. Nothing. I think.
Arian Foster
There you go. Up seven. So to me, that's. That's coaching right there. That's bad coaching call. Was that Sean Payton? That's bad right there because you gotta. I mean in my. This is how I calculated in cold weather football games, all points matter, all of them. And you got. And you gotta get the points where you get them in cold weather. And he got a little greedy there, I thought.
PFT Commenter
But I didn't hate the. The call to go for it. I didn't like the play call though.
Arian Foster
I didn't like either.
PFT Commenter
And then on that final kick. Did you see what happened on that final kick? They couldn't see the hash marks on the field. They couldn't see the yard markers. So they lined up six yards behind the center instead of seven yards behind the center. And it barely got deflected and blocked. Yeah.
Arian Foster
Wow. I didn't know that. Yeah. That's a big mistake by the holder. Yep. Wow.
PFT Commenter
All right, well, yeah, just. We need to accept it that the Patriots are just gonna. They're gonna keep being good, so you might as well enjoy it. Just. We're all along for the ride.
Big T
2015 dual threat quarterbacks. Number one, Jarrett Stidham. Number two, Kyler Murray. Number six, Sam Darnold. Number seven, Joe Burrow. Number nine, Lamar Jackson. Do you know who number five was?
PFT Commenter
Was it Juwan Johnson?
Big T
Juwan Jennings.
PFT Commenter
Oh, Juwan Jennings.
Big T
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So I didn't. I didn't realize Stidham was part of that class because you see that, that screenshot pop up every time Juwan does Something.
PFT Commenter
Yep. What else we got in the news today? Did you guys watch the Alex Honnold climbing the skyscraper thing?
Big T
Yes, and I have questions about it.
Arian Foster
Okay, who's. Who's this and why is he climbing the sky?
PFT Commenter
He's a guy from Free Solo. The guy that climbed up. Was it El Capitan? No ropes. The.
Arian Foster
The amount.
Big T
Okay.
Arian Foster
I did see Freestyle though.
PFT Commenter
Just a psycho. They did like an MRI on his brain and they're like. Yeah, you don't have, you don't have any activity to show fear. So he's really. He's wired different.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He's quite literally built different.
Big T
I mean you have to be.
Arian Foster
Yeah, quite literally built different.
Big T
I just don't. How? Why?
PFT Commenter
I don't get it. I don't get it at all. It freaks me out just even looking at the pictures or watching the clips. I tuned in for the very end of it and it is the most anxiety inducing thing that I've ever seen.
Big T
I. It was during the UT game so I turned it on during halftime. And he's just. I was certain there was some sort of. He had to be on like a rope or something. No. Right.
PFT Commenter
Nope.
Big T
There's just. What do you. Would they have aired it if he fell?
PFT Commenter
They had a 10 second dump button.
Big T
So they would have cut it.
PFT Commenter
They would have cut.
Big T
That's. That's bullshit. You can't do that.
PFT Commenter
You think they should have shown it?
Big T
I'm not saying I would have wanted to watch, but if the whole thing is, hey, this guy's climbing a building die.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big T
And you weren't going to air if he died? I think that's. That's kind of.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it's. It's absolutely insane. It's just, it, it's remarkable that he's able to do it. I, I get that. I understand that. No knock against the guy for being the best at what he does, but. Yeah, good question. Why?
Big T
And he got 500 grand, right?
PFT Commenter
Something like that. The man has two children at home.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Why?
Big T
And his wife was there like smiling.
PFT Commenter
And laughing, cheering them on.
Big T
Yeah.
Arian Foster
Go honey.
PFT Commenter
Can that. Does that guy have insurance? Does he have.
Big T
Oh, I can only imagine.
PFT Commenter
I'd like to see what the premiums are like on his life insurance.
Big T
Insane.
PFT Commenter
Like 50 of his income. Probably just crazy. Crazy when he's climbing up over those structures on the outside. Just lifting himself up by his arms like two points of contact on the side of a skyscraper and he was showboating at points. Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
He like put his legs over the thing and leaned back. Oh my God, freaking me out inside the building. Like, wouldn't that be so distracting for him as he's trying to like scale it?
Big T
That was the scariest video I saw was somebody inside the building. And they're right there face to face with him. And there's 50 people standing right there. And you can see the wind just whipping his shirt.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Oh my God. Like, I'd be distracted. Imagine if he fell. If he fell right in front of you. No, I literally couldn't.
PFT Commenter
And this is maybe a pft. Doesn't know. Ball thing, but, like, why, why doesn't he just have a rope? Why not a rope? I don't understand what's the harm in the rope? I understand from like a viewing standpoint and from a discussion of how remarkable this. It's pretty incredible that he does it without a rope. That he's that good and that confident in himself. And he does take, I guess he's as safe as he possibly can be when you're doing something like that. He maps it all out. He trains. He's the best in the world. I understand that. Is there really that much of a difference when you're climbing, if you, if you feel like a clipped in rope on your belt as opposed to just going completely, completely solo up this thing?
Big T
I'll tell you the difference. Nobody would have watched it.
PFT Commenter
That's true. It's very. But it's still like, you could die so easily.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I guess people do that. People like us. Yeah. But he, it doesn't belike to him. It's like, oh, if I had a rope, like, why would I even be doing that? That's the love of the game.
PFT Commenter
When was the last time he, he fell in training? I'm curious, like, and, and if he can do all this, what's next? Do you keep just trying harder and harder things until you fail? Like with a guy like that that doesn't have the fear mechanism, isn't it a real issue that he's going to keep doing stuff that's more and more and more dangerous until it doesn't work. Until it doesn't work. And then when it doesn't work, it's over?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah, I think that is. I think that is the issue.
PFT Commenter
What, what elite athletes, I'm talking like, best of the best of the best really know when it's time to walk away. And how many of them truly walk away under their own power?
Big T
Calvin Johnson.
PFT Commenter
Calvin Johnson would be one. Barry Sanders would be the other.
Big T
So unless you have to play for the Lions.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, unless Alex Honnell Moves to Detroit. What about Arian Aaron? I don't. All due respect, I don't think Aaron was at, like, the peak of his game when he. When he retired from football. Right.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Oh, okay. Yeah. I get what you're saying.
Arian Foster
All right.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. You were good. You were banged up.
Big T
You're wanting to read books, and that's fine.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
But it goes. It goes against everything that. That humans are. To be the best in the world at something and be still really, really good and say, you know what? I'm done with this thing.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I don't understand the having children thing and doing this. And again, I've seen a lot of people say, like, how is the wife allowing this to happen? The wife knew about this long before they were married.
Big T
Doesn't she do this, too?
Mad Dog McKenzie
I think she might climb, but, like, with ropes. Not to this degree, obviously, but I think that's maybe how they met. I mean, who else could you possibly.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, yeah, but if this guy stopped climbing, would he just be, like, a head case sitting around the house?
Arian Foster
Yeah, that's what he loves to do, man. I support him.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I also, I was listening to mostly sports, and they were talking about it today that he only got paid 500 grand to do it. That is a criminal. Criminal offense that he only got paid 500 grand. But, like, he agreed to it.
Big T
What do you think he should have.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Got at least, like, 5 million.
Big T
I'm assuming there was. I mean, there's probably somebody out there that would do it for less. Why? Because there's somebody out there who's not nearly as famous that if Netflix gave 252, they'd go try to do it. So they were like, listen, we got. If you won't do it for five, we got somebody that'll do it. For what?
PFT Commenter
Right?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Like, if he wanted more, he should have just asked.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Like, negotiated or not done it. Like, I just feel like what he is risking is worth more than 500 grand, but he's risking it.
Arian Foster
I know who paid him.
PFT Commenter
I mean, Netflix put it on, don't pay anybody.
Arian Foster
How is that only worth 500 grand? That's kind of crazy to me.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I think he should have gotten more.
Arian Foster
But, like, no question.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Whose fault is that?
Big T
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
If he was a showman, he should have started, like, his third or fourth step up, been like, whoops, and slipped.
Big T
Off.
PFT Commenter
And just landed and then gone back up again. Okay, I got this.
Big T
I wonder if there was something in the contract that, like, you have to get a certain part of the way.
PFT Commenter
Up to get it to get the money. Maybe one of the creepiest part, he got all the way up to the top and then just kind of stood up on that sphere for.
Big T
That was the scariest part.
Mad Dog McKenzie
So scary. My hands are sweating. Wait, did he climb back down? I don't even know. Yeah. How'd they get him back down?
PFT Commenter
He put on a rope and rappelled down a little bit. But the antenna at the top, even standing at the top of that, that looked like he was on top of a skyscraper. Just the antenna.
Mad Dog McKenzie
It only the. The little antenna that he grabbed once he got to the top was only up to like, his knees too. Like there was not a solid foundation for him to be.
Big T
And it was a sphere that he was standing on.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big T
I don't understand.
PFT Commenter
I mean, he's the best at what he does, but I. I hate every second of it.
Big T
How do you find out that you're good at that?
PFT Commenter
Probably a lot of broken bones as a child once you stop breaking bones.
Arian Foster
Y' all ain't never been to a rock wall climbing place. I have.
Big T
Yeah, I have pretty fun. But. But going from that to I'm gonna scale this building.
Arian Foster
Well, I'm sure there was many mountains.
Big T
I know. But like, at some point you've got to be like, okay, I'm gonna climb this mountain. Just straight up. Nothing to help.
Arian Foster
Free climbing. Yeah. I was never into it, but I get the appeal if you're like a thrill seeker, but you ain't. Hell no. Like, I'm not even afraid of heights. And watching him just looking at it just now, it just. It gives you like that. What is like the heebie G.B. yeah. I mean, my whole body, like, starts to like, feel numb. Like just looking at him. There's no way I could do that.
Big T
And it took an hour and a half.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That's it.
PFT Commenter
Which is kind of crazy.
Big T
No, I think that's a long time. You're. You've been doing that for 40 minutes and you still got another hour to go.
PFT Commenter
It's been doing pull ups for 40.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Minutes, but you're going up how many stories?
Big T
What is 101? So at 90 minutes, he was doing about a story a minute.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That feels pretty quick. I don't know.
PFT Commenter
And how do you maintain focus for that long?
Mad Dog McKenzie
It's life or death.
PFT Commenter
Like, forget about your body strength. But, like, every single time you lift your hand up, every time you grab something, every time you move your foot up to the next place, you have to be just dialed in.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I think if you're in a life or death Situation like you can lock in like that.
PFT Commenter
Maybe that's part of the appeal. They like being in that mindset.
Big T
That's so nuts.
PFT Commenter
I think. I don't want to be stereotypical or cast a wide net here, but it does feel like most elite climbers are kind of. Well, they are nuts. They're like a different breed. A lot of them, like, run away from home just to go spend all their days climbing.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That's we. That's crazy.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it is. You will never catch me doing that.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Oh, my God. Can you imagine you Netflix?
PFT Commenter
If you want to. If you want to throw an additional $500 million to offer me to climb up the. The Taiwan skyscraper, I will say fuck you. No, keep your money.
Arian Foster
There's no. No. There's no money.
PFT Commenter
No, no, of course not. I would die.
Arian Foster
You die with a rope. What about with a rope?
Mad Dog McKenzie
PFT does not do heights like that.
Arian Foster
No, no, that's what I'm saying. If you have a rope, there's no money that can get you to climb up.
PFT Commenter
Nope, nope. I will not be doing that. I can promise you that.
Arian Foster
I would do it for. I would do it for money. With a rope. The rope. I'm not going to die.
Big T
You. You think?
Arian Foster
Yeah. I mean, it's pretty secure.
Big T
If you're 80 stories and you fall, you're really trusting that rope.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Here's what would happen. I would just end up dangling off the side of a building, throwing up on myself, suspended in midair for. For five hours until they just ended the broadcast and they're like, okay, we gotta. Everyone has to go home. We're all kind of hungry. It would be the worst experience of my life by far. I'd probably just end up locking myself in the room in a room for the rest of my life and not leaving after that. I would be so traumatized. I'm out.
Arian Foster
I can do it.
Big T
I'm out.
PFT Commenter
On climbing.
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PFT Commenter
I am also in the news today. We have Kanye west is back. He has apologized in a big way. He has taken out a full page ad in the Wall Street Journal apologizing for his behavior in the last couple years. Says that he lost touch with reality, that he was going through bipolar episodes, manic episodes, and he apologized to everybody that he's hurt. So where are we at in the Kanye west cycle now?
Big T
Well, did you read the. Did you read the ad?
PFT Commenter
I have not read the entire ad.
Big T
Oh, well, it's very long, but I'll just read the beginning.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Big T
25 years ago, I was in a car accident that broke my jaw and caused injury to the right frontal lobe of my brain. At the time, the focus was on the visible damage, the fracture, the swelling, and the immediate physical trauma. The deeper injury, the one inside my skull, went unnoticed. Comprehensive scans were not done. Neurological exams were limited, and the possibility of a frontal lobe injury was never raised. It wasn't properly diagnosed until 2023. That medical oversight caused serious damage to my mental health and led to my bipolar type one diagnosis. So he's saying this was because of a car accident?
PFT Commenter
Might be true, yeah.
Big T
I don't know. Was that a big story? That he. Was he in like a crazy car accident?
PFT Commenter
Yeah, yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
The Wire, one of his best songs.
Arian Foster
Through the Wire.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big T
I don't know that I.
Arian Foster
The Wire.
Big T
Okay. I do know that song.
Arian Foster
So that song. So you know, he said, I drink a boost for breakfast, the inshore for dessert. Somebody order pancakes? I just sipped the scissor. He's talking about his. The whole song. He's rapping with. His mouth is wired.
PFT Commenter
He is shot.
Arian Foster
So it's called through the Wire. And so. Yeah, so you can hear it when you listen back. You can hear his mouth, his method. Mouth is shut. It's brilliant. He's brilliant. It's a really good but, yeah. Through the Wire, man. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Was it in the video?
Arian Foster
Is all details, all the crash and stuff.
PFT Commenter
What do you say? I can't. I can't complain about what an accident did to my left eye because look at what an accident did to left eye.
Arian Foster
Did he say that on that song?
PFT Commenter
Either that song or some other song from that album?
Arian Foster
Yeah, yeah. I don't think it was that song, but yeah, yeah, yeah.
PFT Commenter
He's been. He's been pretty open about the car, actually. You said what I was just saying. Yeah. The car accent thing was a big part of his. I don't want to say origin story, but when he came out, that was a big storyline.
Arian Foster
Yeah, yeah. And the way he flipped it into like his. I think it was his first single. I Believe Fire. Yeah. Unreal. But as far as his, I feel bad for, like, the people that, like, really love him. Like, not fans like us, you know what I'm saying? But like his family, like, people that know him, because they probably knew. And we all speculated this. He's manic again, right? And we talked about on his pocket before. It looks like bipolar, but like, for people that have ever known anybody or loved anybody that is bipolar and have manic episodes, it's, it's, it is. It's somebody unrecognizable. They do. I've seen crazy. Like, not crazy, don't be mean, but like, wild. I see people with bipolar do crazy and they don't. They're not themselves. Not to excuse his behavior, but I, I can relate to that. To, to knowing somebody, but not knowing somebody. And I've seen both. I've seen manic, like, euphoria, and I've seen manic depressant. And both of them are like their extreme versions of, of themselves. And they, they say things they don't mean, they do things they don't want, and they're super apologetic afterwards. And what he said in this, which I related to, was like, he said, it feels like you're having an out of body experience. He doesn't recall a lot of the. That he did. I mean, he's always been controversial, but from somebody who's followed Kanye since the jump, it. A lot of this was out of character, I think. And I think who he is as an artist kind of manifested itself through his bipolar. So he did really interesting, really wild, really bad because he's creative as hell. But yeah, I'm glad he finally recognized it. The biggest part is like, people don't know that they're going through it. You're. This is what he said. It's like it convinces you that you're okay. And I've seen that before too, where you're, you're like. And everybody's trying to like, stop your flow, stop your creativity. And you have. It's. It's like this delusions of grandeur. It's like that everybody feels like you feel like, like there's this grand conspiracy to get you to do something. And that's scary as. So, I mean, how I feel about it is like, I don't know the man personally. He didn't hurt me because I didn't never look to Kanye for my political things or my. Anything like that. I love his art. I hope he finds his way back. I wish him, well, his family, his kids, all of that. Like, I hope all that sorts out, but it's a wild cleanup you gotta do.
Big T
Does this make you, not that, like, you've always maintained like you like his music, but you're, like you said you're not looking to him for any sort of moral guidance or whatever. But does this make you, like, think a little better of him? Like, I don't know if he wrote this. It's very well written. Like he says, in early 2025, it fell into a four month long manic episode of psychotic, paranoid and impulsive behavior that destroyed my life, so on and so forth. Because I know you're big on, like, if somebody has a tumor pressing on their brain and then they go kill eight people, like, is that their fault?
Arian Foster
You know, I, I, so I look at it like if, if he's genuine about getting help, right? Because he's, he said it before. I said, I'm not done taking my medication. And if anybody has been around bipolar, that is a no, no. Like, as soon as you stop taking that shit, you about to spiral. And so if he's, if he's genuine about getting help and genuine about like dog, like, that's not me. And I know I hurt people. I've had people in my life personally that have done egregious shit that I didn't understand mental health. Like, I don't, like nowadays. It's like kind of I'm going through a mental health episode, you know what I'm saying? And you just depressed or you just, and that could be a real thing too. But I think a lot of people spin it in a way where it's not as genuine, right? They use it as an excuse. This is real. Like bipolar episodes can alter somebody's behavior in a way that they are not in control of. Like, there's nothing you could do. But what you can do is try to prevent it by taking your medicine and getting the proper, proper medicine. Because a lot of times it's, it's, you know, sometimes this works, sometimes this doesn't work. And you got to find the right match or whatever case may be with your, with your brain chemistry. And so to your point, because, yeah, I, I, I look at it like, like, you know what I'm saying? Somebody that I love that went through it, like, I feel bad for you, honestly. Like, I know you, I know you, I don't know him, but like, for the people that I went through with, I know you, I know you good people, I know you didn't mean to do those things. And so there's a trust that has to be built up. I gotta trust that you're serious about your mental health so that I can, you know, be there for you. Right. But if you continually not taking your medicine and not giving a about it, there's nothing I could do. I only have a certain amount of capacity for that. But I think this is a good example of, like, I don't think people know about bipolar like, that. I know a lot of people are gonna be like, no, him. It's over. Like, I get that too. You only. You only have enough bandwidth in this world. I get it. But for me, I. I've seen it before. So I wish him well, wish his family well, and if it happens to move in a way where he makes good art again, great art again, I'm gonna listen to this. It's like, because he's a. Like, he's a creative genius. He just is dog. He's. He's unbelievably talented.
PFT Commenter
He was. I think this is when he's. He was talking to that rabbi and apologizing for being anti Semitic, and he said something along the lines of, when I come home, it's like, if you leave your kids at home and then you come home and they screwed up the house while you're gone, and it's like, ultimately, that's. Yeah, it's your fault for leaving your kids at home when they're not of that age yet. But it's like, he gets home and he has to clean up the mess that he made while he's been gone. And this time when he came home, I imagine he was like, wow. I really. I really did a lot of stuff this time. I. This is a lot of cleanup I gotta do.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Wait.
PFT Commenter
I made a song called Hail Hitler.
Arian Foster
Went on Alex Jones's podcast, and brought chocolate milk and Annette.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Net. And Yoohoo.
Big T
Yeah, I missed that.
PFT Commenter
I said a lot of stuff this time. Wow, Kanye, you've really. You really went and did it this time, buddy.
Arian Foster
It was unhinged, and he was, like, defending Nazis. It was a lot, man.
PFT Commenter
I said, I love Hitler. I said that. Okay.
Arian Foster
Wow.
PFT Commenter
All right, I got some work.
Arian Foster
It was wild. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
But, yeah, listen, he. He is. I. I think you're right. He's. He's a creative genius. He's a great songwriter in terms of, like, the music and understand what's catchy, what's pushing boundaries when. When it comes to the music. And then the message behind the music recently has just been about as bad as it can possibly ever get.
Arian Foster
Yeah, I think it's fair to say.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big T
Do you think if he rewrote the HH song with the same beat and instrumentals, but it was a completely new song?
PFT Commenter
Fuck Hitler?
Big T
Sure. Like Kill Hitler, like it would go crazy, right?
PFT Commenter
Yeah, yeah.
Big T
But like would you be allowed to listen to it?
PFT Commenter
I don't know. I don't know that. Because at the time it was created, it was created with the intent.
Big T
Right.
PFT Commenter
So then you get into that question of what is the intent behind this art.
Big T
But the instrumental, like it's got something to it.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Maybe if you took like the most hateful thing that you've ever created, turn it into a thing of love, maybe it. Then it becomes beautiful.
Arian Foster
Nah, see that's, that's. He needs to just walk away from it.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Arian Foster
That was his whole premise with embracing the swastika was like, this is a hate filled symbol and I'm gonna turn it into love. Like, nah, B, we've tried that. Just move on.
Big T
Well, I thought he was like it was originally an ancient Chinese or whatever for Hindu.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Arian Foster
He's, he's trying to recreate the branding of the swaddle.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I don't, I don't think you can do that while at the same time saying I love Hitler and Hail Hitler.
Big T
Sure.
Arian Foster
And then the, the, the wilder part is you had a whole bunch of people. Yeah, yeah. Hail Hitler.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Arian Foster
That's crazy to me though.
Big T
Well, you saw the Nick Fuentes and with the, the guy we were talking about, the look smacks and guy. Oh yeah, he, that, yeah, that, that group. You saw that a couple weeks ago, right? It was Nick Fuentes. The, the looks maxing face guy. One of the guy, one of the streamer guys. What's his name? I don't, I don't want to say the wrong name and accused the wrong Clavic. No, that's the, that's the face guy.
Mad Dog McKenzie
It was the guy who does the.
Big T
Anyway, one of the streamers and they all, they were on like a party bus playing that song and they were going to some club I think in Miami and they got there and they did. They play it at the club. Like they got the DJ to play it or something and then they got kicked out and it became a whole thing.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, they got the attention they wanted.
Big T
Yeah, yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
You have to be so brain dead to be them and think like that's gonna follow them. Well, yeah.
PFT Commenter
Do we think that aids on site.
Arian Foster
That's what they all need. They Just need fake on site.
PFT Commenter
Do we think that Kanye the, the next music that he makes, do you think he's gonna be back again?
Big T
How old is he now? He's got to be 50. Who, Kanye West?
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Arian Foster
He's like pushing 50.
PFT Commenter
Is he?
Big T
I thought he was 48. Okay, so I mean, how many rappers have, have been doing it at 50 at all, let alone as a, as a real reclamation project?
Arian Foster
But you got it. But you gotta understand, hip hop is young. It started in the 80s, so.
Big T
Sure.
Arian Foster
We don't know. I know Jay Z had a pretty good album. He's like 54. 44. That was a good album.
Big T
But I mean, he can't, he can't recreate like 2004 to 2010.
Arian Foster
Well, I, I hate this taking. This is why I hate this take. Right. It's a young take. Right. So it. A lot of music is popular now because it's for kids and kids just go off of what's trendy. Right. Adults don't do that. Adults are set in their ways. And like, I like what I like. And so it's never. You're gonna be able to. Well, he probably could still tour like that, but you're never gonna get the prestige you had because you did it for the youth. And the youth are more likely to buy tickets, they're more likely to buy merch. They're more likely to, to, to, to listen to new adults.
PFT Commenter
Ain't doing that.
Arian Foster
Like, I'm not going to no concert. Like I'm 39 years old. I'm not. I don't give a who's touring. I'm like, I'm not going. It's just the lines. And none of that moves me. But I think our society is, is made off of that. Yeah, it's the youth. Love it. Like it's, it's, it's, it's. We, I mean, we love the youth. I mean, excuse me. And I think it's ass backwards because I think I would love to hear with 50, 60 year old Kanye, how he produces music and what he says. I would love to hear that shit. So I don't like that take, but I get it.
Big T
You know who's here the week after my wedding. So if you come to the wedding, stay in Chicago that week, we'll do the show. And you know who's here that week after that? We got to get you to Weird Al Yankee, your favorite. Morgan Wallen. Morgan Soldier Field, I think, I think we got to get Aryan over there.
Arian Foster
I'm gonna tell you where I'm not gonna be.
Big T
I think he has. There's like a. Is it him? And the openers like crazy too.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Isn't it Thomas Rhett?
Big T
Hang on.
Arian Foster
I'd rather hit left handed golf shots with Hank.
Big T
Oh, it's Brooks and done. Oh, wow. That's what it is.
PFT Commenter
That's a hell of a show.
Big T
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Do country artists ever tour in the wintertime?
Big T
Some. But it's usually if they're not as big because these guys are doing stadiums. So you want it to be nice weather.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. If you're gonna be outdoors, you definitely have to have nice. But I feel like country music is almost exclusively a spring and summertime affair.
Big T
The big ones. Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. I would go see Brooks and Dunn.
Big T
Brooks and Dunn and Morgan Wallen at Soldier.
PFT Commenter
Neon Moon has got to hit so hard.
Big T
And they do a version with him.
Arian Foster
Oh, man.
PFT Commenter
Got a table for two.
Big T
Way in the back.
PFT Commenter
That might be the perfect song.
Big T
It's. It's incredible.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big T
One of the best.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Big T
Right beneath the line.
Arian Foster
That's one of my go to karaoke songs.
Big T
Should be for everyone.
PFT Commenter
I gotta see that. I gotta see that live.
Big T
I mean, imagine. Imagine with 80, 000 people.
Arian Foster
I can't imagine.
Big T
You wouldn't have to if you.
PFT Commenter
If you'd go big T. Let's.
Arian Foster
I don't like people. I don't like crowds.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big T
And I will tell you, Soldier Field is not the stadium for you if you don't like those things. Because it is. It is terrible.
Arian Foster
So me and Hank will be hitting left handed golf shots.
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big T
I'd love for you to be there.
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Arian Foster
Talking about Shador Sanders made a Pro.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Bowl as a replacement.
Big T
You're lying. That's not true.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Wrist up.
Big T
That's not true.
PFT Commenter
Against all odds.
Arian Foster
Schultz report. Is that a real thing?
PFT Commenter
Yep.
Big T
This is not true.
PFT Commenter
That's awesome. I love it. I love it.
Mad Dog McKenzie
The people love him.
Big T
That's. That's a disgrace. This end, the Pro bowl legit ended.
Arian Foster
Yeah. I'm with that take. Wow.
PFT Commenter
Good for him.
Big T
No. No good for him. No.
Arian Foster
Why not?
PFT Commenter
Good for him.
Big T
Seven touchdowns, 10 interceptions, a QBR of 18.9. 18. No in the Pro Bowl.
Arian Foster
Oh, wow.
PFT Commenter
This is it.
Big T
How many?
PFT Commenter
This is what might do it. No joke. This might be the tipping point.
Big T
How many players had to say no?
Mad Dog McKenzie
I. Isn't it part fan vote, though?
PFT Commenter
Yep, it's part of it. Let's go.
Big T
But if it's a replacement, that means someone. It was, I assume, one of the super bowl guys.
PFT Commenter
Let's know it. It could be anybody. But let's go through the list of AFC quarterbacks. Let's do this right now.
Big T
Okay.
PFT Commenter
Who would have had to say no for Shador to be in the Pro Bowl?
Big T
Okay. So Drake May. Can't be in it.
PFT Commenter
Can't be in it. Josh Allen had to say no.
Big T
I assume he said no. Lamar Jackson had to say no.
PFT Commenter
Let's go by division. Okay. Okay. So we've got, I don't know. You want to say Brady Cook from the Jets. Justin Fields.
Big T
Def. Still better than Cheder.
PFT Commenter
You'd rather have you think Justin Fields over Shador? Yeah. Tua. Yes to a. Had to say no.
Big T
Yes.
PFT Commenter
Okay. Let's go to the AFC South. Cam Ward.
Big T
Better than Shador.
PFT Commenter
Daniel Jones, injured.
Big T
Probably injured. Definite. Way better.
PFT Commenter
Philip Rivers. Had to say no.
Big T
Okay.
PFT Commenter
Trevor Lawrence. Had to say.
Big T
Had to say no.
PFT Commenter
See C.J. stroud.
Big T
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Had to say no.
Big T
We're going to get to every single team.
PFT Commenter
Joe Burrow had to say no. Aaron Rodgers. Had to say no. Presumably, Dylan Gabriel.
Big T
I, I don't know his numbers off the top of my head, but he has to be better.
PFT Commenter
I don't think I, I, I take Shador over Dylan any day.
Big T
Dylan Gabriel. 937 yards, seven touchdowns, two picks, and a QBR of 31.5. Almost twice as good.
PFT Commenter
Patrick Mahomes, injured.
Big T
Huh.
PFT Commenter
Justin Herbert.
Arian Foster
This.
PFT Commenter
Had to say no.
Arian Foster
This is why, this is why I hate it. There's no shade against the door. It's whatever. But like, that used to be like an honor, you know, it was more like amongst your peers and you, like, you grinded all season. And it was a recognition amongst coaches, GMs, like, all that everybody votes. I was like, yo, this is one of the better players in the league. It just don't feel this, like I said, no shade against the door. But like, I'm pretty sure he would say I probably wasn't one of the best in the league this year, you know? Woody, I don't, I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know well enough, but I like me if I'm him. No, that's. It's disrespectful. I don't know.
Big T
Mad Dog, can you please have a graphic ready of Aryan and Shadur Sanders, both fellow pro bowlers, just with the giant text at the bottom. Pro Bowlers?
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big T
That's disgusting. Geno Smith had to say no.
PFT Commenter
You think? Yeah, I think. I think Geno was. If Shador had said no, then geno, he was.
Big T
3,000 yards, 19 touchdowns, 17 picks. QBR of 34.2.
Arian Foster
Just don't have any. Just have two quarterbacks or one quarterback. Who cares? You're not playing a real game.
Big T
Who's the other quarterback?
Arian Foster
There's no point in naming the Pro Bowler.
Big T
Also, it's flag football now. It's not in Hawaii. Just get rid of it.
Mad Dog McKenzie
It was on a Tuesday this year.
Arian Foster
We don't need it.
Big T
Is it real?
Arian Foster
Just have it. Just have it like you do an all pro team. There's no all pro game. These are the Pro Bowlers. These are the three best at this position. Two best. These are the Pro Bowlers. Keep the prestige of the award, but don't. Don't sully it with. We got to fill the slot. That's really.
Big T
Yeah, we'll just donate. There's two pro teams, right? First and second.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
Big T
Just add a third. You can be third team all pro and there's no Pro Bowl.
Mad Dog McKenzie
This was. I don't think. This is newly updated.
Arian Foster
And take the fan vote out.
Big T
Yes.
Arian Foster
90% of people that watch football have no clue what's going on in the game. Take the fanboy. Now.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Josh Allen is the starting AFC quarterback.
Big T
Oh, okay.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Justin Herbert. And Shador Sanders is replacing Drake May.
PFT Commenter
That's okay.
Big T
Please get rid of this.
PFT Commenter
I think we went. Did we go through every team?
Big T
Did we do all the AFC West?
PFT Commenter
Yeah, Herbert. He's on there.
Big T
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Geno Smith. I think he's the only one that I can say maybe not said no. Geno might have been next because Mahomes hurt. Bo. Nick's hurt.
Big T
This is horrible. This is horrible.
PFT Commenter
Trevor Lawrence definitely said no. I. You know what? I blame them.
Mad Dog McKenzie
The people who said no.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. I blame the people that said no.
Big T
That's what happened.
PFT Commenter
It had to have happened.
Big T
I don't know.
PFT Commenter
I guarantee there's.
Big T
You don't think they wanted this headline?
PFT Commenter
There's zero chance that. That Shador Sanders finished ahead of Trevor Lawrence. 0%.
Big T
I think it's the third quarterback on the Pro bowl team. And they were like, I mean, you know what we could do?
PFT Commenter
Put Shador in.
Mad Dog McKenzie
It is very funny that the Browns Pro Bowlers are. Miles Garrett.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
One of the best generational talents.
Big T
First ballot hall of Famer.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Right. Denzel Ward, who's also very, very good player.
Big T
And then Shador, arguably the worst quarterback in the league this year.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Wrists up.
Big T
That's. That's awful.
PFT Commenter
You know what? We're going to get to draw a play up for the Pro Bowl.
Big T
Is that true?
PFT Commenter
Steve Young is coaching one of the teams. He wants to play from us. I don't know if he's going to be coaching the AFC or the NFC or if they're going to do a draft. There's a good chance that Shador could run our play.
Big T
Do you know, now, I sent a play to Arian earlier this season that came to me literally in a dream. Yeah. Let me. Let me see if I've got it. Here it is.
Arian Foster
I remember that.
Big T
It's called Gotcha.
PFT Commenter
Okay.
Big T
Now the play is a. Okay, so here's how I. I have a diagram. We can post it if we want. But I said it's a fake triple option to the right where the first running back becomes a lead blocker along with the right tackle that's pulling. So you've The. The first running back is. It's a fake to the left. He becomes a lead blocker along with your right tackle that's pulling. And then instead of the triple option coming to the right, it's a pitch to your slot guy who's coming back to the left behind those two lead blockers.
PFT Commenter
Oh, I like that.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Big T
I've got it drawn up. So this running back is. It's the fake. He becomes a lead blocker along with this tackle. And these guys carry out the fake to the right, but it's coming to this receiver.
PFT Commenter
I like that a lot.
Big T
Yeah, it's called Gotcha. Just. Just credit t. If you use that.
PFT Commenter
That's a good play.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Imagine Shador running.
Big T
That could be fun.
PFT Commenter
It could be really fun. All right, well, congrats to Shador. I wonder how much money he makes on that. Good amount, right?
Big T
I mean, does it. Do rookie contracts have bonuses for that?
PFT Commenter
I'm sure that there's got to be an escalator in there, right?
Mad Dog McKenzie
In 20, 25 NFL players selected for the Pro bowl games receive a $92,000. Receive $92,000 for a win and $46,000 for a loss.
PFT Commenter
Now, you really want to blow stuff up. You really want to see some chaos. What if Shador declined?
Big T
Seems he is accepted.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I think he would. They would only announce it if he was accepted.
Big T
Yeah. And that's. I mean, that's embarrassing, right, to accept that. Now, listen, if you get a hundred grand, like, and they. And they invite you, that's not on you, I guess, but, like, nobody's like, hell, yeah, Shador. You earned it.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
He's got to be a little bit it. He knows.
Arian Foster
I don't know how they do it now, but we. They used to, like, your coach calls you, and then GM calls you. They're like, hey, just letting you know before it hits the. The news, like, you made the Pro Bowl. Congratulations, man. Super proud of you. Yada, yada. Thanks, man. Appreciate. Like that type. I don't know. Like what? Like, what do you say on that call? Hey, just gonna let you know you've been selected as a Pro Bowl.
PFT Commenter
He doesn't have a coach, so there's that.
Arian Foster
I don't know how to do it now. I don't know.
Big T
So true.
PFT Commenter
I think Dion probably just called him.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
You know what they should have had? They should have Jeff Ulbrich's son call Shador and be like, hey, I know we got off on the wrong foot, but I just want to let you know, you're a Pro Bowler. Congrats.
Big T
Speaking of Dion, you see what he's doing?
Arian Foster
Yep.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I did. So Dion's implementing fines for Colorado players for missing meetings, for.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Big T
Missing walkthroughs, which, like that remains to be seen. If he's allowed to do that, I.
PFT Commenter
Think he's just gonna do it.
Big T
Given that they're not employees.
PFT Commenter
Given that. Yeah.
Big T
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
But not all of them get nil.
PFT Commenter
It's true.
Arian Foster
Don't be late.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Show up.
Big T
Yeah, I wouldn't be late.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, he's just gonna do it, and then there's no real governing body to stop him from doing it.
Arian Foster
I'm gonna hold you per diem, dog, not miss me.
Big T
So this says late to practice, $500, no show. $2,500. Late to meeting or film. 400, no show, meeting or film, two grand. Late to conditioning, $1,000. They're all about between 500 and 2500 bucks.
PFT Commenter
It's a lot of money.
Arian Foster
A lot. That's a lot.
PFT Commenter
That's a lot of.
Big T
Yeah.
Arian Foster
I mean, if you don't have any nil deals, like, are you supposed to just. Hey, mark, I borrowed $500.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I don't Know, where's the money go?
Big T
Maybe that. Maybe it builds up a nice slush fund for the next year's portal. So at the end of the year, they've got 300 grand of fines to.
PFT Commenter
Get your own replacement.
Big T
Yeah. And so then they go get somebody out of the portal. They say, this was our. Our misbehavior money.
PFT Commenter
That's wild. That's wild stuff.
Big T
It seems like you can't do that, but maybe. I mean, there's no rules anymore. No rules.
PFT Commenter
No rules whatsoever. Arian, I got a question for you about something that happened this weekend. Golf might not. Golf might have a new young superstar on their hands.
Arian Foster
You see Blades Brown?
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Blades Brown.
Big T
He was going to go to ut.
Arian Foster
I watched him.
PFT Commenter
What do you think?
Arian Foster
Walker was balling, man. Walker was balling. Yeah. It's too early to be seen. I mean, there's always. I say there's always. But we had one a couple years ago. I forget his name. Who he. I think he almost won, I think the same tournament, or maybe he did. I can't remember. But at early on in the season, he. He, like, either won it or was, like, around, you know, final. Final pairing on Sunday. I think he balled, like, in the Masters, I think, if I remember correctly, but then haven't really heard much from him since. Golf is. It's hard, dog. I'm rooting like, hey, if you ball, you ball. But it's just hard to win on a consistent basis. It's. I saw a stat the other day that said Tiger in his prime from 130 yards out. Mr. Green, I think 2 out of 2 out of 10 times, something like that. I forget the stat, but it's something crazy. It's like from. You think the best in the world of all time would be 100 from 100 yards out, but that's not the case. So it's just hard to be consistent, man. So I wish him well. He bald and to ball against that film. That was the first. First event of the season. I kicked it off.
PFT Commenter
So is that a Mickey Mouse course? Because it seemed like the scores were very low.
Arian Foster
No, I think is. So I. I heard VJ Sting talking, and he was like, the way golf is played now, he's like, in order for it to be. Not go crazy like that in an event, they said they're gonna have to penalize guys missing fairways, grow the rough, make it rough, he said, because right now they hit it so long. And he said because of the equipment that they're using, he's like, he's like, think about it. He's like, I hit it just as far as I did in my prime, and I'm 60, 60 plus years old. He's like, what does that say? He's like, the balls are going farther, which is true. The equipment's getting better, which is true. And he's like, I'm hitting it just as far. He's like, you have to penalize guys that missed the fairway. He's like, it's just the only way it's going to change. Yeah. And I. And I. And I agree.
PFT Commenter
Remember we were talking a while back.
Arian Foster
About the golf ball rollback?
PFT Commenter
Yeah. I'm for it. I'm actually for it. I am, too.
Arian Foster
I think it's actually insane that everybody gets to play a different ball. That's fucking weird to me, too. There should be a PGA ball, like.
PFT Commenter
In basketball or baseball.
Arian Foster
Yeah. Yeah.
Big T
Why?
Arian Foster
That doesn't make any sense. That dependent. The spin of this ball. If you hit this club with this ball, it's a different spin.
PFT Commenter
Like, that's.
Arian Foster
That's wild to me. That should. Because there's so many variables in golf that should be a constant. The ball should be a constant. There should be one ball.
Big T
Sponsorship money.
Arian Foster
Yeah, I know capitalists hate that, but I think that, that. That regulation would make it more. It would make the playing field.
Big T
Even college basketball, too. Every. Every school you play at uses a different basketball.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Arian Foster
Yeah. Pick a. Pick a brand. Hey, we going with y'. All. I think it should be Titleist. Right? But whatever. Pga. Pick a brand. Hey, you are now the official ball of the pga, and we're going to regulate it. This is the PGA ball. We're going to scale back the distance. I don't. I don't see why not.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I mean, at this tournament, it looked like the. The fairways were a different color than the rough was, but the grass was. It felt like very, very short, almost fairway type grass. If you missed it, like, you'd hit it into the brown, you'd be like, oh, no, he's in the rough. And then you'd look at the ball and be like, yep, that's just like a fair. That's a fairway lie on most golf courses.
Arian Foster
Yeah, I think. I mean, I think it's a great point about Vijay Penalize. Like, that's why I love watching US Opens, because those courses are tough. And you see, at the end of the tournament, guys are two or three under through four days. I like that. I like seeing guys struggle to play golf. Like we do. There's just no. There's just no reason to have 38 under on a tournament.
PFT Commenter
I don't know, Blades Brown.
Arian Foster
It's like the future.
PFT Commenter
It's like.
Arian Foster
It's like a Bryson DeChambeau and his YouTube page. That should be killing me, dog. Can I break the course record? Yes, bro. Yes. What the.
PFT Commenter
Of course you can.
Arian Foster
I don't mind watching this. I love.
Big T
I. I do watch them.
Arian Foster
I hate that.
PFT Commenter
I can't stand.
Big T
I love the break in 50s.
Arian Foster
Can me and blah, blah, blah, go 50 under for. Yes, of course you can.
Big T
He doesn't break 50 very often.
Arian Foster
As soon as you can. You're a professional. Imagine me having a YouTube channel when I was playing ball.
Big T
Like, can I. I would watch that.
Arian Foster
Can a school of 30 fifth graders tackle me in overnight?
Big T
I would.
Arian Foster
That.
Big T
That video would have 7.4 million views. You could go do it right now.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Arian Foster
I was never that thirsty.
Big T
Some football players. Travis Hunter is going to do that.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big T
He's going to start a YouTube channel of Can I juke 30 fourth graders? And it's going to go crazy and I'm going to watch it.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. Arian's right. It's like Bryson, he goes. He does like a worldwide or a nationwide tour of going to small towns and be like, I decided that I was going to play the municipal course in Reston, Virginia, and see if I could break the record. And there's one guy that, like, that's his claim to fame for his entire life. He's like, I. I shot this course record back in 1987. He's got his plaque up in the. In the country club there. He brings his buddies there. He's probably gonna have his retirement ceremony at this course. And then Bryson just stops in for an afternoon. He's like, crushed it by four strokes. See you guys later.
Big T
Now that is something I hadn't considered.
Arian Foster
Hate that I hate. Can I stand this year?
Big T
You can still say you have it, though. I mean, if a pro comes in and breaks it for a YouTube video that doesn't.
Mad Dog McKenzie
An amateur record.
Big T
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
And then he's like, yeah, Bryson broke my record. Like, he almost says, like, it's a point of honor, but then it gets sadder and sadder over the years. Yeah, yeah. Bryson, he broke it and never came back.
Big T
One of the guys in my Vol's group chat who is really plugged into golf in Nashville, I think he's known Blades Brown, like, his whole life. And he had him 500 to 1 to win the tournament. And oh, wow. And I think he. He had him 25 to 1 to be top 20. So he made a good deal of money.
Arian Foster
Yeah, but I'm not gonna lie, those odds still, I don't really understand them like that.
Big T
So 20, 25 to 1 means you bet a dollar, you win 25.
Arian Foster
Oh, cool.
Big T
So 500 to 1. You bet a dollar, you get 500. So if he'd have won the tournament, this guy was gonna make a lot of money.
Arian Foster
How much did he. How much did he bet on it?
Big T
I think he had a hundred bucks on each. So he won like 2,500 bucks.
PFT Commenter
Pretty nice.
Big T
Yeah.
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Arian Foster
I still have not. I haven't opened my DraftKings account since last time I was in Chicago.
PFT Commenter
Well, you can't do it in Texas. You can't bet there.
Arian Foster
Yeah, thanks.
Big T
When are you coming back?
Arian Foster
I don't know the plan.
Big T
NCAA tournament. That, that's. That's what we got to get you for. And test how good of a gambler you are.
Arian Foster
Oh, how good of a gambler. I kind of do.
Big T
I know it's. But we gotta sit down 16. 16 games in a day and see what happens.
Arian Foster
I mean, I. I do had a Midas touch when I go to Chicago.
PFT Commenter
I don't know what it is, but the tournament is. It's. It's tough. It's different than just sitting on a Sunday and look at you guys. Yeah.
Arian Foster
This is hate right here.
Big T
No, it's not. I'm. I'm just telling you, we've been through these battles.
PFT Commenter
Yes. Listen to a veteran.
Arian Foster
You've won a little bit of money, but hey, this ain't the big leagues.
PFT Commenter
Wait until.
Arian Foster
That's what it sounds like.
Big T
I mean, let's sit down for.
Mad Dog McKenzie
What's his name?
Big T
Cole Hawker.
PFT Commenter
You sound like.
Big T
Well, that came from T, but it came from you.
Arian Foster
But I want to put 300 on it.
Big T
It's true.
PFT Commenter
You sound like a hotshot rookie coming to the league. Doesn't want to pay homage. Doesn't want to listen to any of the vets, the trusted, experienced vets that have been through these locker rooms that can take you. They can take you under our wing and teach you the ways of the league.
Arian Foster
What's been your biggest gamble and win and gamble and loss.
PFT Commenter
Well, I've got a significant amount of money on the super bowl right now.
Big T
And as a future or. You bet the game.
PFT Commenter
Hank and I had our bet that the Patriots would not make the super bowl for the next five years. They did it. We went double or nothing on it.
Arian Foster
On the game.
Big T
Just money line.
PFT Commenter
Just money line.
Big T
Wow.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Holy.
Arian Foster
And what is the. What is the.
PFT Commenter
We don't have to get into. We don't have to get into the numbers right now, but I. I just got. I just got a very interesting text this morning.
Arian Foster
Text me the numbers. Hold on. I want to know the numbers.
Big T
I'm pretty sure I. It's public, right?
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it's pretty public.
Big T
Yeah, it's all right.
Arian Foster
What is it? What is it?
Mad Dog McKenzie
No, I think I.
Arian Foster
You up on all the tea? What is it?
PFT Commenter
I just texted. I just texted.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I'm not up on that team.
PFT Commenter
I just texted you.
Big T
It was on a graphic, right?
PFT Commenter
Oh, it might have been.
Big T
God damn. Is that the doubled or not doubled? That's doubled. Oh, okay.
Arian Foster
Oh, okay.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That's still.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that's a double.
Arian Foster
Wait, is this public? People know.
PFT Commenter
We can move on.
Big T
80.
PFT Commenter
We can move on.
Arian Foster
So you got 80 grand that the Seahawks gonna win.
Big T
Are you trying to hedge that at all?
PFT Commenter
I don't know.
Big T
I mean, you're. We'll see.
PFT Commenter
I don't want to think about it right now. I don't want to. Let me enjoy myself.
Arian Foster
If I was a betting man. Pft. I don't know that my opinion does anything, but if I was a betting man, I would bet Seattle for this game.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Arian Foster
Don't know that they're going to win. You never know.
PFT Commenter
You never know.
Big T
But so to be.
Arian Foster
Oh, not. I'll be calling you during the zoom.
PFT Commenter
I don't need to hear from you.
Big T
What you come. Come to show.
Arian Foster
Hold on.
PFT Commenter
I think.
Arian Foster
I think you still owe me push ups.
Big T
Oh, no.
Mad Dog McKenzie
This is our version of the climbing.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big T
So to be clear.
Arian Foster
Okay.
Big T
What year did this bet start?
PFT Commenter
Started four years ago.
Big T
So is this the last year?
PFT Commenter
No, next year would be.
Big T
So you could. So you could either lose 80 grand or even if you win, you don't win anything. You just don't have to pay it. And then it could still happen next year.
PFT Commenter
No, because the bet was for them to make a Super Bowl. So they've already done that. So we're taking that double or nothing.
Big T
Okay, so that bet is done on the game.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that bet. That bet's done.
Big T
Okay.
Arian Foster
What a bad bet by Hank, though.
PFT Commenter
I agree.
Arian Foster
He was just right.
PFT Commenter
Thank you.
Arian Foster
He was riding the high. He was just riding the high of his squad making it. I mean, even, like, win or lose, that's a bad bet by him. I'd have made you pay me and say, if you want to bet something else, we can. I'd have made you pay me my money.
PFT Commenter
I was ready to pay him.
Big T
I mean, he did you something incredibly nice because he could have taken the 40, and even if he wanted to bet all 40 of it on them to win, he would have gotten better odds just doing that.
PFT Commenter
That's true.
Arian Foster
Good point.
PFT Commenter
I was ready to pay him. I was. I had. We were going to take care of.
Big T
Everything, and I think you got to give him 10.
PFT Commenter
Even if they lose, it would all be settled. So. You know what's crazy? I'm not a guy that likes to toot his own horn, but we got a lot of guys around barstool sports that make public picks that give out their parlays, that have sponsored things on the DraftKings sportsbook where you can, you know, on a primetime game, click to take that parlay. I had a Thursday parlay every Thursday this year. I had one yesterday, too. I've done a couple Sundays, maybe a Saturday mixed in there over the course of the year. The PFT for the people parlay up 17 units.
Big T
Congrats. I saw it hit the other day.
PFT Commenter
Pretty good season. I hope that you made some money. I'm trying to do right by everybody out there. I know most of those parlays do not make money, but if you followed me, and this was a pivot that I had to do because I used to just go primetime field goals every single, every game. And that made a lot of money. But then they started nerfing the odds on that across the board. Doesn't matter what. What sportsbook you're on. They took that from, like, +135, and I made too much money off it, so they dragged it down to, like, minus 120. So I had to. I had to evolve. I had to get back in the lab and the.
Arian Foster
The.
PFT Commenter
For the people parlay 17 units on the year. I'll do another one for the super bowl. So hopefully we can. We can all make some money together.
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PFT Commenter
What else we got today? Big T. Trump's still mad about the kickoff.
Big T
Oh, yeah, Trump. I can't watch the new NFL kickoff. Like many others, I just turned my head. Who has the right to make such a change so disparaging to the game? The original. I love this. The original was big time, strong, glamorous, and exciting. The ridiculous new kickoff rule takes away the prestige and power of the game. I hope college football doesn't follow suit.
PFT Commenter
He just keeps going back to this. And this one felt the most personal to Sam Schwartzein of all of them. Who has the right to make this change? He's talking about you. Hope you're okay.
Big T
I. I hate it. But it's not because of the kickoff. I've gotten used to that. It's that the field now is. These guys need 15 yards to be in field goal range that we got to fix that.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big T
Narrow the goal posts, move the touchbacks back to where they were, and let's. Let's play football.
PFT Commenter
The ball moves, but the players don't.
Big T
Yeah. It is an interesting observation.
PFT Commenter
And when they originally did this new kickoff, I saw some of the test videos that they put out of it. And Sam showed this to me and Big Cat at the combine one time. This is when he was developing the new kickoff for the xfl. And in the original version, you had referees that were standing that held flags up. They had little orange flags, and then they dropped the flags when the kicker caught the ball and the players could move. And me and Big Cat watched that and we're like, you got to get rid of these flags. Soccer, you can't introduce flags like a new piece of equipment to the referees.
Big T
Oh, man.
PFT Commenter
Aryan agrees. Aryan stands with Trump with their president.
Mad Dog McKenzie
To the listeners, Aryan is holding up the heartbreaking. The worst person, you know, just made a great point.
Arian Foster
Meme.
PFT Commenter
Yep. You want to see the original one brought back, Aaron?
Arian Foster
The original? Yeah. I told.
PFT Commenter
I love my sports.
Arian Foster
Violent, bloody, big time.
PFT Commenter
You like.
Big T
You like it big time and glamorous.
Arian Foster
Yeah. I don't like the soft shit, and it's kind of soft, but I get it. But again, I don't give a fuck about kickers either. So I'm cool if you take the whole kicker out of the game, but that's a whole nother conversation.
Big T
I do think there is something to be said. I hate the 35. The touchback going to the 35. That's asinine.
PFT Commenter
Well, they do that to prevent. To encourage more returns.
Big T
I. Well, that's what I was going to say is there is something to be said for the fact that now you have to try to kick it in play, whereas the old kickoff, they would just sail it out of the end zone every time. So I do like that it is increased the rate of returns, but it just looks kind of. It's not glamorous anymore. Yeah, it's not big time.
PFT Commenter
What is big time? What do we still have left in sports? What's big time? Slam dunks.
Big T
Yeah. A sick dunk.
Arian Foster
And then the dunk competition.
PFT Commenter
Not big time.
Big T
Well, that's. That's. Course in a game, though, when someone hits a sick dunk in a game, like, people still get out of their.
Arian Foster
Seats when someone hits us. Sick dunk. You know what that sounded like? What's that sound like? Pick six.
PFT Commenter
I can run a mean pix.
Big T
I can run a mean pick six. No, I was just flow of consciousness.
PFT Commenter
Unfortunate. Unfortunate. You would. You would drag yourself for that for years.
Big T
When someone has them, what would you say? I can hit a. Slams a mean dunk. Tell me. Tell me.
Arian Foster
Slams a mean.
Big T
Tell me what? How you would say it.
PFT Commenter
Sends it home. Big time time.
Big T
Seriously, tell me how you. How you would structure that sentence.
PFT Commenter
Sends it home. When someone really sends it home.
Big T
Sends it home.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big T
Okay. All right. What NBA JM looking ass throws it home.
Arian Foster
I could make a mean slam.
PFT Commenter
Throws it down. A major boom shot.
Big T
Anyway, I was gonna tell a fun story. I was gonna tell a fun story. I'm not gonna tell rim rocker so y' all don't have to worry about it.
Arian Foster
Pow. You know, when one guy really compiles.
Big T
One, nobody has come up. I've given y' all 90 seconds, and no one has yet.
Arian Foster
When you yam it on somebody, when you throw that down.
Big T
Okay.
PFT Commenter
When you've got it, when you get a hard jam.
Big T
Sure. Y' all would have really liked my story, too. It's a shame.
Arian Foster
Next time I see a sick dunk, I'm gonna say that that was a sick dunk. He just got.
Big T
All right.
Arian Foster
Wow. He.
Big T
I Think that's a perfectly reasonable thing to say.
PFT Commenter
He completed a major jam.
Arian Foster
Dunk man. I, I hey, Anthony Edwards. Sick dunk.
PFT Commenter
I think dunk dunks are big time. Alley oops are big time. Grand slams are big time. I would say. Ah, throwing a runner out from. Throwing a runner out from deep in the outfield. That's big time.
Big T
A great throw.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
I think hockey fights are still big time.
Big T
No, they've, they're, they're not cool anymore.
PFT Commenter
You don't think so?
Big T
They've, they've made them woke. How? You can't, like, they don't let them do anything anymore. Now the goalie fight the other night, that was big time.
PFT Commenter
That was big time.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Pitcher fighting baseball is big time.
PFT Commenter
No, but it's, it's a bunch of.
Big T
Hold me back.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, a lot of John.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I just like when the bullpen pitchers come running.
Arian Foster
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I was just gonna say yeah, I feel like it becomes big time when the bullpen gets out there.
PFT Commenter
I think, I think a bullpen pitcher getting out of a jam, like bases loaded, that's big time.
Big T
My, my favorite moment of the. The whole Braves World series run in 2021. Obviously there was the Solaire homer and all that. It was Game 6 of the NLCS against the Dodgers, and I think we were up one. And Tyler Matzek came in with guys on second and third, nobody out, and he struck out the side. That was the most electric moment of Braves baseball of my life.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, it's pretty incredible. I think Ryder cup is big time.
Big T
No.
Arian Foster
Yeah, I think so.
PFT Commenter
Ryder Cup's big time.
Arian Foster
Ryder cup get this year.
Big T
They really tried to make it big time.
Arian Foster
It always is. It's like I, I think like the, the best players in the world, they kind of look forward to that more than majors even.
PFT Commenter
This shit's.
Arian Foster
This is lit.
Big T
We. But we lost.
Arian Foster
Patriotic ass. You would love.
Big T
No, I do. And when it's on, I love watching it. But like this year, everybody was hyping it up like, this is the most important Ryder cup there's ever been. And Austin's like, okay, on to the next thing.
Arian Foster
Like, yeah, I mean, it's because we got our ass whooped.
Big T
It shouldn't be during football season. That was another problem I have with it.
Arian Foster
All right. With that.
Big T
Should be in June.
PFT Commenter
I agree.
Arian Foster
Okay with that.
PFT Commenter
I agree.
Arian Foster
Yo. This next. So the next. The Farmers open the next. The next event on Sunday. I mean, sorry. This weekend. A featured group. Max Omar or Homa.
PFT Commenter
I like that. Max.
Arian Foster
Max Homa. Ludwig Oberg.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Arian Foster
And Brooks Kepka.
PFT Commenter
Love that.
Arian Foster
That's fire dog. I can't wait to see that.
PFT Commenter
That's the threesome of the year right there.
Arian Foster
I gotta. I can't wait to see that.
PFT Commenter
I. I can't wait to see Brooks back on the tour.
Arian Foster
Yeah, I'm excited about.
PFT Commenter
It is kind of nice having golf on TV now.
Arian Foster
I love it, bro. Especially when you, like, you know, you're good at it.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, like you.
Mad Dog McKenzie
He wants to get a break.
PFT Commenter
Wait, have you played again since you broke 80?
Arian Foster
I have. I played two times.
PFT Commenter
Would you shoot?
Arian Foster
I shot 85 with a four on a hole. I was four over on a hole, so I got a nine on a par five. Just a bad two swings in a row that just went haywire. It was just bad. But still shot 85. I wasn't mad at it. And then I shot at 81.
PFT Commenter
Okay, what's the handicap?
Arian Foster
Down to seven. So it was like 7.9 or something like that. And it's at seven now.
PFT Commenter
All right. Yeah, I broke 20 on my handicap. 19.9.
Big T
Okay.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, yeah. And then my next round is going to be at Spyglass, so it's probably going to go back above 20.
Arian Foster
What tease you playing?
PFT Commenter
Don't know. Hopefully not the hard ones.
Arian Foster
No, I don't do the tips. You shouldn't do.
PFT Commenter
Hanks will be playing.
Arian Foster
I shouldn't do the tip.
PFT Commenter
I just got to beat Hank Lefty.
Arian Foster
You should be able to do that. I still stand. I think his right handed sweet was better.
PFT Commenter
Wrong. Wrong.
Arian Foster
I disagree.
PFT Commenter
It's so much more smooth left handed. So much more smooth.
Arian Foster
Are the scores indicative of that?
PFT Commenter
I don't think he's played enough. I mean, he just started. He just started doing it. So I don't think there's a chance that he's gonna be better left handed without practicing ever. But I think he will be better.
Arian Foster
Yeah, Disagree. But hey, I wish him well. I hope. I hope lefty Hank gets. Gets it going.
PFT Commenter
All right. What else we got? Anything? Big T?
Big T
This is kind of an inside barstool thing, but what'd you think about Fasoli?
PFT Commenter
Oh, Fasoli. I thought that was a great clip. Great clip by him.
Big T
You liked it?
PFT Commenter
Arian, I don't know if you saw this, but we got a. We got a camera guy. Here is his. What's his official title? Senior producer?
Mad Dog McKenzie
Yeah, I think so.
PFT Commenter
Fasoli. Great guy. We all love him. He's a bit of a patriot. Psycho. Fasoli. Fasoli. Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Did you.
Arian Foster
I feel like I've met.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Did you watch the Internet Invitational.
Arian Foster
No.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Okay, never mind.
PFT Commenter
Why you got to bring up gotcha moments? Why you got to bring up his bad stuff? He had a clip on, on the Internet Invitational where it was bad. He had a bad hole.
Mad Dog McKenzie
He, he was the cameraman.
PFT Commenter
He was a cameraman. And he pulled a ball out of a creek when he shouldn't have touched it. And then he drove over a fence about 30 seconds later. And LeBron James watched it. And it's very funny.
Big T
We've all been there in the golf, golf carts. It's fine.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, that's true. Good point. And then the Patriots won last night. Fasoli just took his pants off and ran outside into the snow.
Mad Dog McKenzie
All of the pants that you could.
PFT Commenter
Possibly try to wear, jump dick down into the snow with his asshole hanging out.
Mad Dog McKenzie
What was the bit about that?
PFT Commenter
We don't really know. He screamed Matt Collins.
Big T
So I think Matt Collins did snow angels in like after the game, he.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Takes his shirt off.
Big T
And my understanding was that Fasoli was not intending to take off his boxers as well, but they came off and he still went with it. But now, to avoid a full frontal situation, instead of just stopping the recording entirely, which you could have done, he jumped front first into the snow and did snow angels screaming Mac Hollins with his bare ass out on the Internet.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, I loved it.
Big T
And he just revealed on the yak that his fiance who was recording him had her parents directly behind them.
PFT Commenter
Oh, my God. Are her parents Patriots fans?
Big T
Who knows?
Mad Dog McKenzie
I think she's from New Jersey. So I just.
PFT Commenter
So they're not.
Mad Dog McKenzie
So they might be like jets Fans. I'm not 100% sure. I'm just guessing.
PFT Commenter
Did he say what the parents reaction was?
Big T
There's a clip if we want to play it.
Arian Foster
It.
PFT Commenter
I'd like to hear. What was the conversation when you came back in the house with your fiance?
Big T
My question.
PFT Commenter
Everyone thought it was super funny.
Big T
Everyone. By everyone, her mom and dad are right behind us.
PFT Commenter
No, no, no.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Where were you?
Big T
I'm so happy I asked.
Mad Dog McKenzie
Where.
PFT Commenter
Where were you?
Big T
Yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
So what's he gonna do if they win the Super Bowl?
Big T
Don't ask.
PFT Commenter
I think you got to go dick up. I think you gotta do a snow angel dick up.
Big T
No, I, I.
PFT Commenter
The funniest part was he took his pants off and he's like, oh, I'm naked. Like he surprised himself.
Big T
And then he continued taking off his pants. He still had to kick him off. Yeah, I have a question that, I mean, we're all thinking it based on what you just said. If they win The Super Bowl. You said you have to go frontal.
PFT Commenter
Yeah.
Big T
Do you. How, how do you have it oriented?
Arian Foster
What do you mean on a, on.
Big T
A scale of soft to hard?
PFT Commenter
Oh, yeah. I mean you gotta, you gotta do some pre work probably, but then you get into the snow and all bets are off.
Big T
Right?
PFT Commenter
It just. It turtles.
Mad Dog McKenzie
All bets are out or all bets are off and all butts are out.
PFT Commenter
All butts are out. I mean he goes face down in the snow and then it's just, just ass crack. It's just right there.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I watched that like unknowingly of what was about to happen and all of a sudden my co worker's ass is just like on my screen. And I, I don't think I consented to something like that.
PFT Commenter
Credit to him for, for posting it.
Mad Dog McKenzie
No.
PFT Commenter
Did it do.
Big T
What kind of numbers did that do?
PFT Commenter
Oh, massive number.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I looked at and it had 2, 000 likes when I saw it last night. It is currently sitting at.
Big T
In 20 hours, it has 2.9 million views and three and a half thousand likes. Now Twitter views are different. That's just people who've scrolled by the tweet, but obviously still a ton.
PFT Commenter
I say credit to him for posting it. A lot of people would have been like, no, I can't put this online facility was like, no, it goes up. I was doing my job.
Big T
Pft. How tall are you precisely?
PFT Commenter
Five, eight and a half.
Big T
Diego Pavia. Would you like to take a guess what he his official height is at the Senior Bowl?
PFT Commenter
510.
Big T
Five, nine and seven, eight. What a guess.
Arian Foster
Wow.
Big T
Yeah.
PFT Commenter
Yeah. That's a lot shorter than I thought he'd be.
Big T
He's listed at 6 foot at Vandy.
PFT Commenter
Was he really?
Big T
Yes.
PFT Commenter
That's such.
Big T
5, 9 and 7, 8. 198 pounds.
PFT Commenter
I just got a text from Speak the Devil. Sam Schwarzstein.
Big T
Wow.
PFT Commenter
The creator of the kickoff. It's a screenshot of the Donald Trump tweet where he says, who has the right to make such a change? Sam says, I'm in London. Do you think I get let back in? There's a real chance he might not. Sam, enjoy England, the fish and chips. You'll get a football team over there soon enough. All right, well, tell you what. Thursday we're going to have an episode of Macrodosing. We're going to talk about Davy Crocker, or as Mad Dog calls him, Davy Crocky.
Big T
I could. I thought she was doing a bit.
PFT Commenter
Are we gonna do Davy Crocky on Thursday?
Big T
I thought it was like How? You know, girls say things sometimes like, oh, I'm having Denny or Davy Crocky.
Arian Foster
They say Denny.
Big T
Am I wrong of that?
Mad Dog McKenzie
I think I say dumb like that a lot. Yeah, I, I. It slipped. It slipped my mind. His real name. I'm so. And apologies.
Big T
You didn't know who he is.
Mad Dog McKenzie
I've heard. Like I know the name Davy Crockett. Like I know that as a person that has existed with the buckskin suit and the.
PFT Commenter
The coonskin cap musket.
Mad Dog McKenzie
You guys were singing a song I had never heard.
Big T
King of the Wild Frontier.
PFT Commenter
Yeah, yeah.
Mad Dog McKenzie
That didn't come across a lot of my desks growing up. Well, but that's okay.
PFT Commenter
I'm interested to hear more about him and, and what is real and what's myth.
Arian Foster
My chat. My chat. Gbt. I just typed in Davy Crockett. He said myth versus reality. The coonskin cap and superhuman. Superhuman bear hunter image got massively exaggerated by pop culture and tall tales. He was a real politician, a real fighter. But the storybook version is turned up to 11.
Big T
Okay, well, yeah, thanks for everyone for listening on Thursday. Guess you don't need to now.
Arian Foster
Come back next week.
PFT Commenter
I'm sure, I'm sure there'll be some Davy Crockett. Truth was out there. Like, actually, he was that man. He was that dude.
Arian Foster
All right, Davy Crockett.
PFT Commenter
We will see you guys on Thursday. Love you guys.
This episode of Macrodosing, hosted by PFT Commenter and Arian Foster with regulars Big T and Mad Dog McKenzie, covers a wild ride of sports and cultural commentary, centering on the upcoming Super Bowl (Patriots vs Seahawks), wild current events, Kanye West’s public apology, and playful digressions into sports traditions, Pro Bowl outrage, golf debates, and viral Barstool moments. Expect a blend of heated sports takes, existential musings, and good-natured ribbing.
The episode is a classic Macrodosing blend: irreverent but insightful, with passionate (sometimes ridiculous) takes, laughter, introspection, and a dash of Barstool chaos. Whether you want hot sports opinions, pop culture commentary, or a window into the Macrodosing crew’s personalities, this episode delivers—snow, scandal, and all.