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Host 1 (0:00)
I found myself in times this only happens when I'm like very happy or like grateful. And like just I was playing golf with my friends were in front of this, like beautiful. The Rocky Mountains are in the background like snow capped. It's just the most beautiful thing you've ever seen. I'm like, the weather was perfect. I was like, this is amazing. And then I was like, one day, relatively soon we're just all going to be dead.
Big T (0:27)
Yes, sir.
Host 1 (0:28)
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Big T (1:33)
Welcome back. Welcome back. It's been a motherfucking morning for your boy. Welcome to the Macrodos Pause NANO Dosing. Shit. PRT's out. Me and Big T, Maddie and Mac. What is today? Tuesday the 5th. I hope your guys morning start out better than mine because Holy man started out great and this dog of mine that y' all convinced me to get,
Host 1 (2:06)
I feel like we, we've had updates on the dog but on the show it may have been a minute since there's been an update on him.
Big T (2:12)
It's been, it's been a minute. So let me, let me bring people up to speed. He has been a tornado and he, we got him trained and it's just, his breed is very just they don't care about anything, man. So like he'll listen but like sometimes he won't. And, and so it's just hard because he, he thinks he's small but he's big as right. So he has the puppy mind but like a grownup body and he's just huge and he just ramsacks things when he's excited and it's not his fault. This you Know that's how puppies are. Are. But it's been cool, it's been chill. And then the other day, my man's got hit by a car. And so that was. That was wild. How did it happen, you ask? Well, let me tell you how it happened, because he's so rambunctious. So the way my house is set up, I got a gate in a garage door gate, like where you bring your cars in. And so I open that gate, but I park outside because I wanted to leave my car outside. So I closed the gate behind me. It's electric and it's very quiet. And then where's my back door is. You can't see the gate. And so as he sees me, he's like, all excited and he jumps on me, he's jumping on me, and I'm like, yo, down. Yo, down. And as he's doing that, the clicker's in my pocket, and the clicker. And he. He hit the clicker in my pocket. I later looked at the security footage to see what happened, because I know I closed the gate and I did, and he. And as soon as he jumps on me, it hits the. The clicker in my pocket. Gate opens up. I can't hear it or see it. It's very, very good gate, very quiet gate. And when I close the door, he's still outside. He kind of wanders for a second, sees that the gate is open, depths, and usually he doesn't stray too far. So I'm thinking it happened like, somewhere, like, in a. Like, close, Very close proximity. But anyway, security come back. I mean, he comes back, we look at the security footage and he's bloody, he's limping, he's got scrapes all on his hind legs, tail all scraped up, patches everywhere. They fucked him up, so we took him to the vet, Er, they patched him up. He's walking around with a. You know. You know, dogs got the cones on it. So he's got a cone on his head right now and everything's cool. And then this morning, you know, so we've been nursing him back to hell for, like, three, four days. And then this morning, I go to take my daughter to school, I put him in his cage and I. I think I told y' all before, he can open doors. Like, he knows how to, like, hit the thing and open the doors. I think he's figured out how to open his cage. I don't know how, but I locked that thing. And I come back, my cleaning lady's in here, but he has ramsacked my room, the living room. It's a lot, man. It's a light pee on my floor.