Macrodosing: "Trump Deletes Post Displaying Himself As God"
Episode Date: April 14, 2026
Hosts: PFT Commenter, Arian Foster, Big T, Mad Dog McKenzie
Producer/Network: Barstool Sports
Episode Overview
This episode of Macrodosing spans a wild, entertaining, and occasionally serious range of topics in typical ensemble fashion. The team dives into Trump’s viral and swiftly deleted Jesus post, a swirl of current politics, Melania’s odd press conference, space missions, sports, internet virality, and animal kingdom drama—peppered with characteristic banter, laughs, and the usual irreverence. This is an episode for listeners who love a mix of hard news weirdness, internet culture, and raw, funny exchanges.
Main Topics & Key Discussion Points
1. Masters Golf Recap & Baseball Chatter
Timestamps: 02:23–13:27
- The Masters Reaction: Rory wins, but the ending felt underwhelming to some, though Arian disagrees, praising "good golf all across the board" and course difficulty.
- Quote (Arian): “I just like good golf. ...it was good golf all across the board. I like to see when pros struggle…” [04:19]
- Baseball Update:
- Brewers swept by the Nationals, causing playful push-up bet threats.
- Arian’s break after excessive baseball watching last season—intends to stick to "2 or 3 games a week" this year. [05:09]
- Pirates unexpected division leaders, Yankees and Mets called out for slow starts. [10:53–13:51]
- Inside baseball: Pirates have never won the Central Division, and CBA contract timing discussed.
2. Arian’s NASA Connection & Artemis Mission
Timestamps: 05:58–09:54
- Arian Shares He’s on NASA's Astronaut Email List:
- Victor Glover, astronaut and former podcast guest, personally emails Arian from space.
- This triggers space mission talk—with hosts marveling over mission logistics and how heat shields separate astronauts from "5,000°" outside temps.
- Quote (Arian): "I got an email from NASA. That's how I found out we had a mission…” [05:58]
- Victor wants to play golf after the mission—shout to space science, NASA, and “the whole crew.”
- Moon Landing, Flat Earthers, & Mars:
- Debate if we’ll reach Mars in our lifetimes ("Probably not," says Arian, citing radiation issues) [09:29–09:46]
- Light mocking of Flat Earthers and their "schisms," as new lunar pictures give both ammo and confusion.
- Comic digression on “Flat Moon Theory” (which turns out to be a folk band) [08:26–08:44]
3. Trump Deletes “God” Post – The Viral Controversy
Timestamps: 25:50–32:56
- Background: Trump briefly posts (then deletes) an image showing himself as Jesus laying hands on the sick—oil painting/fanart style. [25:52–26:17]
- Reactions:
- PFT Commenter defends Trump, noting he posted similar “Pope” fanart last year and that this is neither new nor unique among his supporters.
- “Why is this over the line?”—asks PFT, pointing out Facebook is full of such images from Trump fans. [26:30–27:16]
- Quote (Arian): “This one holds a mirror to Christians who support it [Trump]…It’s blasphemy. …I think this one kind of woke some of them up.” [30:22]
- Quote (Big T): “I don’t think most Christians on the right, like, associate Trump with being a Christian. …He said 2 Corinthians.” [31:23]
- Mad Dog notes even Riley Gaines was mad—"you can't lose gains”—meaning Trump’s lost core supporters over this one. [28:53]
- In typical Macrodosing fashion, they debate whether the post is a big deal or just background noise at this point given the “desensitization” to Trump antics. [32:04]
Trump’s Defense:
- Trump claims, per pool reporters, he thought the image depicted him as a doctor, not Jesus, and that “only the fake news” would see otherwise. [58:17–58:46]
- Quote (Trump via Big T): “I thought it was me as a doctor … making people better.” [58:25–58:46]
4. Political Philosophy, Evangelicalism, & Social Media Virality
Timestamps: 14:03–24:23
- Big T’s Viral Moment:
- Big T addresses going viral for struggles expressing why he aligns Republican. He attributes it to “not being combative with a guest” and is unfazed by the criticism. [14:10–15:22]
- Religion Chat:
- Big T explains evangelical Christianity, the literalism debate over the Bible (Earth’s age, Adam created with age), and how definitions/context matter. [16:12–20:25]
- Notable quote (Big T): “When God created Adam, he did not create a baby… He was created with age. I believe the same could be said of the earth.” [18:19]
- Politics & Policy:
- Advocacy for banning political merch to reduce “fandom” around politicians and make things about “policies and substance.” [23:01]
- The cons and pros of leaders with charisma versus “super nerds,” and skepticism of trusting any party due to selective outrage/morality. [21:15–23:36]
5. Melania’s Bizarre Anti-Epstein Press Conference
Timestamps: 55:58–61:20
- Why Did She Do This?
- Melania Trump holds an unprompted press conference to deny she was ever friends with Jeffrey Epstein or Ghislaine Maxwell—drawing attention since, as PFT quips, “nobody was talking about it” until she brought it up.
- PFT, deadpan: “It’s the old tweet of my T shirt saying I’m not involved in human trafficking…” [57:45]
- Trump (allegedly) didn’t know she would go public, adding further suspicion.
- Insight: Possible catalyst is the fallout from Paolo Zampoli (Epstein-linked, helped Melania immigrate) allegedly having dirt about Melania, with his ex preparing a “tell all.” [59:56]
- Mad Dog: “I believe Amanda Ungaro is releasing...some sort of tell-all.” [60:06]
- Melania’s Voice: PFT and crew debate whether her accent makes her sound “hilarious.” [60:24–60:50]
- Overall Take: Suspicion, confusion, and jokes reign.
6. Chimps at War & Animal Tangents
Timestamps: 50:06–55:58
- Chimpanzee Civil War in Uganda:
- Big T explains chimps split into warring factions after leader deaths, commenting on primate politics (24 killings, mostly infants—a “brutal” slow-burn war).
- No known peace process—“How do you talk them down?” [51:40]
- Tribute to Jane Goodall as the world’s (sole) “chimpanzee peacemaker.”
- Parrots & Animal Pet Peeves:
- The crew riffs on parrots, their creepy mimicry, and past negative experiences. [52:56–54:57]
- Bird-watching culture is lightly mocked.
7. Sports Uniforms, the NFL Draft, and Athlete Experiences
Timestamps: 78:45–86:36
- Baseball 'City Connect' Uniforms:
- Discussion of recent Braves, Brewers, Padres, Royals uniforms—baby blue gets high marks, Royals “City Connect” gradients universally panned.
- NFL Draft Stories with Arian Foster:
- Arian recalls his undrafted free agency, the emotional rollercoaster, decision process, and how he chose Houston over New Orleans for a chance to play, and a slightly higher offer.
- Great behind-the-curtain look at what it’s like to be an undrafted free agent, the family emotions, and Sean Payton’s disappointment.
- Quote (Arian): “You should have drafted me then. Why you mad?” [85:43]
- Kickers & Football Mishaps:
- Revisiting infamous NFL moments—Falcons' Todd Gurley’s TD that cost his team a victory.
8. Misc: Anti-Phone Culture, Baseball Trivia, and Call-Ins
Timestamps: 43:55–47:29; 62:06–78:21
- No-Phone Social Experiences:
- Debate over banning phones at bars/store—Big T is a “freedom guy,” likes the Masters phone ban only because “the experience is grand,” others want more of it for mental health.
- Voicemail Segment:
- Listeners ask hosts to name their animal/mascot logos (PFT = otter or ferret, Arian = crow, Big T = basset hound, Mad Dog = Pillsbury Doughboy, etc.) [66:01–71:30]
- Golf Hot Takes:
- Listener angrily refutes any claim Augusta paints its fairways, launching into a passionate defense of the course. [72:13–73:25]
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- Arian on Trump-as-Jesus meme:
- “This one holds a mirror to Christians who support it...It’s blasphemy. Which is their number one...sin. ...I think this one kind of woke some of them up. Like, why would he do this? Because he’s an asshole. That’s why.” [30:22–31:23]
- PFT on Melania's presser:
- “It’s the old tweet of my t-shirt saying I’m not involved in human trafficking ... answered by my t-shirt.” [57:45]
- Big T on what it means to be evangelical:
- “You are an evangelist is someone who spreads the good news, that is what an evangelical Christian means.” [16:28]
- Arian’s NASA flex:
- “I got an email from NASA. That’s how I found out we had a mission...” [05:58]
- Big T on his animal mascot:
- “Yeah, a basset hound with pit viper sunglasses. ...I’m chill, but ...the opportunity to party is there.” [69:54]
Timestamps by Segment
- 02:23: Masters recap & Baseball
- 05:58: Arian’s NASA connection & Artemis mission
- 08:19: Flat Earthers and conspiracy sects
- 09:27: Moon, Mars, and radiation debate
- 14:10: Big T’s viral moment; politics & being Republican
- 16:12: Evangelical Christianity and Bible literalism discussion
- 21:15: Political merch; fandom versus policy debate
- 25:52: Trump “God” image post—a Christian angle
- 31:23: Trump and Christian supporters
- 43:55: Phone bans & The Masters
- 50:06: Chimp Civil War & animal anecdotes
- 55:58: Melania's press conference & Epstein rumors
- 62:06: Voicemail segment (mascot discussion, Augusta grass rant)
- 78:45: City Connect MLB uniforms
- 81:05: Arian Foster’s NFL Draft journey
Final Thoughts & Episode Vibe
Macrodosing delivers a full-spectrum episode that’s hilarious, sharp, and weird in turn. The Trump/Jesus meme saga becomes a microcosm of partisan taboos and “line-crossing.” Melania’s mystery press conference incites speculation and set-piece jokes, while sports, space, and animal drama fill out a sprawling, high-energy runtime. Throughout, the crew’s camaraderie and authenticity shine. For listeners, it’s a ride—it’ll “tickle your brain” just as the intro promises.
