Happy Birthday America, and Happy Birthday to ME!

What’s good? This is your annual MAIM TIME birthday episode special where I reiterate all my usual sheeeeiiiit about identity, coming to accept and love all of your identity, self-actualization, being the bridge between the East and West, spirituality, and more.

One juicy indulgent hour of stream of consciousness, I know you need it hard. And I missed you. Hard.

YOU ARE THE FUTURE.

YOU ARE THE ECONOMIC, CULTURAL, SPIRITUAL REVOLUTION FOR THE EAST AND WEST.

JETSET AROUND THE WORLD BUILDING EMPIRES.

YOU CAN WORK FUCKING MIRACLES.

RAISE THE DEAD, HEAL THE SICK, MAKE THE BLIND SEE.

USE AI TO TURN FIVE LOAVES OF BREAD TO FEED TENS OF THOUSANDS.

YOU CAN BRING HEALING TO THE NATIONS.

OUR ANCESTORS ARE WATCHING OVER US.

LET’S MAKE THEM PROUD AND BRING THEM GREAT HONOR

Don’t let any motherfucker ever tell you you’re not worthy, you’re not capable, you’re not good for anything, you’ll never amount to anything. PROVE THEM WRONG.

You can prove them wrong because I AM A MIRACLE. I SHOULDN'T BE HERE.

I HAD TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS SHIT AND MAKE THIS GOOFY ASS PODCAST TO MEET YOU ONE DAY AND TELL YOU:

YOU ARE WORTHY. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU.

So one day, we can meet on a fucking island retreat one day and celebrate in the never-ending journey to excellence, greatness, and glory.

WE'RE MUTHAFOOKIN GAWWWWDZ M8!

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