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How much money has Em spent on takeaway in the past year?

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Oh, and what your school house colour says about you.

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Holly breaks all the rules with an impassioned plea for you to watch Rivals Season 2, specifically Episode 6 even though she’s been banging on about it for months.

Em recommends Airbrush concealer by Hourglass.

Mia has been reading Whistler by Ann Patchett, her latest novel about a woman who has three fathers.

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