Welcome to our Dolly 64 season -- in which we use a highly scientific*, legally binding* March Madness-style bracket to determine the most quintessential Dolly Parton track of all time! In our first episode, we make Final Four predictions, scheme in the style of Tammany Hall, wonder why Mark's parents aren't president, distinguish between country and kuntree, and honor the "old coot at the edge of town" Partonian subgenre. Daddy, come and get an all-new episode of MASTAS!

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Intro and outro by Andrew Byrne. Visit us on Patreon for more!

SHOW NOTES

Dolly the sheep
March MASTAS: Britpop Edition
The "5 to 9" Squarespace ad
The "Sad Ass Songs" episode of Dolly Parton's America
Episode 62: "Ode To Billie Joe" And "Harper Valley PTA"
Episode 133: Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers, "Islands In The Stream"
Just a couple of what Wikipedia diplomatically calls Chuck Berry's "controversies"

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