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Masturbation Mistress Tia
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Mistress Tia for President
Aug 15, 201500:00:56Tap to summarize Mistress Tia for President! With all the news lately about all the presidential candidates and which one is dumber than the other, I got to thinking about what it would be like to have a mistress for our president. Then, I thought, why not me, Mistress Tia, for president? After all, we all know a woman should be in charge, right? Who better to be the ruler of the United States of America than a dominant woman such as your very own Mistress Tia? I think I would be a great president. New Rules in Mistress Tia’s Land Of course, there would be a lot of changes if I became president. Men would be controlled by women, exclusively. We would control your sexual urges, your masturbation habits, your porn viewing habits…basically every single thing you take for granted in your kinky little world would change. A mistress would oversee all those naughty habits of yours. There would be an entire government department devoted to controlling and changing men for the better. Men would live to serve their mistresses. Chastity for All Men In keeping with the new order of things, I would make it a law that all men must be in chastity. Only a few select men would be allowed to “swing free” and those men would be chosen by a panel of 12 women. These twelve femdom women, similar to the Supreme Court but better, would create the new laws and government agencies needed to keep order in the land. Of course, order wouldn’t be hard to keep because women would be ruling things. We don’t let things get out of hand. Corporal Punishment and Humiliation Punishment for men that did not obey the new laws would be corporal punishment such as canings and public spankings. Some men would be subjected to public humiliation and shaming. In fact, we would have entire websites dedicated to publicly shaming men by making them do humiliating things. Some would be made to dress up like sissy maids, some would be cuckolded, some would be put on display naked for the women to laugh at. Vote for Mistress Tia for President I’m open to suggestions. Let’s hear what you would look for in a candidate if it were Mistress Tia for president. The post Mistress Tia for President appeared first on Masturbation Mistress Tia.
Transcribe →Acockalypse in Portland, Another Way to Keep Portland Weird
Aug 5, 201500:01:24Tap to summarizeAcockalypse In Portland It seems there is a new phenomena in Portland and it’s called dick tossing. In case you haven’t heard, the tag line for Portland is “Keep Portland Weird” so this fits the bill completely. I realize this doesn’t have a whole lot to do with phone sex but I just had to share because it is hysterical and fun and maybe, just maybe, we could actually start a revolution. In an apparent attempt to make Portland even weirder than it already is, someone has decided to toss dildos over power lines for fun. I honestly can’t believe anyone would waste a perfectly good sex toy by throwing it over a power line to dangle above your head. The only place a dildo should dangle is above an ass or a pussy, in my opinion. But, I have to admit there are many ways to view it, pun intended. Portlanders have a great sense of humor along with an undeniable passion for all things kinky. Being an Oregon girl, I can attest to both. After all, we have Kinkfest, several swingers clubs and even a masturbation marathon, and those are just some of the things that are publicized. Now, purportedly these dildos are defective (from the factory) and therefore not viable to be sold. Therefore the WOMAN responsible decided to have some fun with them. But she hasn’t quite figured out how to get the butt plugs over the power lines yet. I’m sure she’ll be creative about it. So, my challenge to anyone who is daring and kinky out there is this…why not do some dick tossing of your own? Wouldn’t it be a fantastic thing to see dildos and dicks and sex toys hanging from power lines all across this great kinky country of ours? I mean, it could be a dildo revolution! Come on, you know you want to do it! I’m betting it will be a freeing experience, to say the least. Notice I didn’t ask you if you have a dildo you can toss, because I know you do. Sex toys are not just for the bedroom anymore! Until next time…stay WEIRD…and kinky, of course! The post Acockalypse in Portland, Another Way to Keep Portland Weird appeared first on Masturbation Mistress Tia.
Transcribe →Cock Control – A Phone Sex Fantasy Explored
Jul 1, 201500:02:06Tap to summarizeYou don’t remember how it started. One night you were masturbating and trying to find some porn when suddenly, there it was Cock Control. Just the words, “Cock Control” intrigued you so you clicked on it. You were transported to a world of phone sex fantasy where everything and anything is possible, if only you desire it to be so. Long legged beauties and petite framed gals galore were at Cock Control and they all wanted to control YOUR cock. It was a virtual smorgasbord. It was so hard to choose just one. Emphasis on HARD, of course. You patiently scrolled through each gorgeous femdom and read each and every description. They all wanted to get their hands on your throbbing member and make it dance only for them and only how they instructed. They wanted complete control of your masturbation and even your ejaculation habits. You couldn’t believe your eyes, could you? No more boring masturbation. No more porn surfing and never quite finding what you wanted. No more feeling unsatisfied night after night and still being on that quest for the perfect fantasy. You found Cock Control. All you had to do was dial and your phone sex fantasy began. Each lovely femdom teased and tormented you in ways you had never thought was possible on a phone sex call. This was not your ordinary phone sex. It’s still not your ordinary phone sex, either. The women on Cock Control and many other sites are not just femdoms. They are phone sex fantasy artists. They will paint you a picture and take you into a world you thought only existed in your dreams. Don’t believe me? Go ahead, try it. You’ve got nothing to lose! The post Cock Control – A Phone Sex Fantasy Explored appeared first on Masturbation Mistress Tia.
Transcribe →Feminization and Sissy Fantasies
Jun 23, 201500:01:52Tap to summarizeFeminization Fantasies I promised I would cover the topic of feminization and sissy fantasies a few posts ago. It will most likely take more than one post to cover all the aspects of sissies and sissy boys and feminization fantasies. There are so many to choose from, it’s a virtual smorgasbord. Let’s begin with feminization. A feminization fantasy is sometimes also called a transformation fantasy. The fantasy is that a normal every day unsuspecting male becomes a shemale or girly boy. Normally, this happens at the hands of a mistress who definitely “knows what’s best” for the poor boy and turns him into a girl. The mistress or girl in this fantasy will take away any and all masculine qualities and replace them with feminine qualities. This means basically turning a boy into a girl, but not surgically. The effect of being feminine is temporary, even if your mistress says it will be permanent. Sissy Fantasies A sissy is very much the same but we take it a bit more extreme. Being turned into a sissy means you will NEVER return to your male self. You will, of course, retain your penis. But, you most likely won’t get the chance to ever use it and if mistress so chooses she may put you into chastity to prevent you from touching it at all. I prefer to tie a pretty pink ribbon on the offending appendage to remind you that you are no longer allowed to be a boy and you will forever be a panty wearing, sweet talking frilly little sissy. Sissies require longer hours of training to perfect the feminine qualities your mistress desires. So, you want to be a girl? You came to the right place. Feminized or Sissied Any one of these phone sex fantasies can include being cuckolded, humiliated, turned into a cocksucker or even turned into a lesbian. The choices and possibilities are endless. Be sure to tell your phone sex mistress what appeals to you and ensure your fantasy is the best possible. The post Feminization and Sissy Fantasies appeared first on Masturbation Mistress Tia.
Transcribe →It’s Time For a Spanking, Pet
Jun 10, 201500:00:57Tap to summarize I Want To Spank You Sometimes all I want to do is spank you. I want you naked and waiting for me with your hands behind your back. I prefer you to be on your knees with your head down. I want you looking at the floor when I walk in. I will be wearing a bra and panties, maybe stockings. If I know you like the feel of stockings against your skin I will wear them just to make this punishment more tortuous. Naturally, I will also wear heels. Spanking is a very basic part of my control over you, and I enjoy it so much. Prepare to be spanked, pet. I sit down on the edge of the bed in front of you and I tell you to present your ass. You stand and come over to me. You bend over my lap and present your bare ass to me. As you do so, you take your hands away from your backside and put them out in front of you. If it is comfortable for you, I allow you to touch the floor with your hands. Once I have you in the right position, I will probably rub my hand along your ass, lovingly. I do care about you, after all. Besides, that act of endearment only serves to get you even more excited and we both know it. I reach for whatever item I plan to use to spank you tonight. Sometimes, I like the sound of a paddle or wooden spoon, other times it might be a riding crop, or spatula. I love the sound it makes as it smacks hard against your skin. I like hearing you yelp in pain as it hits you and raises a red warm welt on your skin. I enjoy watching that welt rise on your skin. I like knowing that you want me to do this and you enjoy it. I like being sadistic. I can feel your cock begin to twitch against my bare thighs. I will continue to spank your ass as long and as hard as I like tonight. I will only stop when I am satisfied that you’ve had enough. From time to time I will stop spanking you and rub those red and hot ass cheeks. Just when you think there is relief in sight and that I might stop spanking you; you’ll feel another blow against your ass. Prepare to be spanked, pet I want to spank you. The post It’s Time For a Spanking, Pet appeared first on Masturbation Mistress Tia.
Transcribe →Crossdresser or Transgender?
Jun 4, 201500:03:18Tap to summarizeCrossdresser or Transgender? This is for those of you discovering the world of panties, stockings, bras, lacy undergarments and basically enjoying dressing like a girl. Since this question comes up a lot I thought I’d take a moment to put some definition to the terms crossdresser, and transgendered. I’m often asked by someone just entering the realm of panties and lace which type I think they are and although there is no hard and fast rule (there is always the exception to the rule) this is the basic definition of each term. Crossdresser A crossdresser can either be male or female. To crossdress is to simply wear the clothing of the opposite sex. Women crossdress all the time, in fact. We love wearing “boyfriend jeans” and men’s dress shirts. Believe it not the term tansvestite also means crossdresser but does NOT mean transgendered. It’s a common mistake that people make to assume that transvestite and transgender are the same thing. They are not the same at all. Both transvestites and crossdressers are not necessarily gay, although they can be. Some crossdressers and transvestites just enjoy putting on the clothing of the opposite sex and acting out the fantasy. But the basic underlying thing for a crossdresser is that a crossdresser doesn’t wish to be that gender, they just enjoy indulging in pretending to be another gender. Transgender Being transgendered has a lot less to do with anything sexual and a lot more to do with how this person feels or how they identify. We’ve all seen and read and watched the wonderful and brave transformation of Bruce Jenner into Caitlyn Jenner. Caitlyn Jenner is transgendered. But many people are transgendered and never undergo any type of surgery. These people live their lives as the gender they feel they were supposed to be and that can also include non gender or not identifying with either gender. The best way for me to describe this is to simply say that transgender is more about what’s in the mind and less about what genitals you were born with. If you identify as a female and feel like a female, you are transgendered. You probably noticed I left out sissies. I’ll have to devote an entire post to that because sissies are in a world and class of their own. For now, enjoy who you are and what you like, and ignore the labels everyone wants to put on people. We are all so much more than labels. Ta Ta for now! Tia The post Crossdresser or Transgender? appeared first on Masturbation Mistress Tia.
Transcribe →Phone Sex Humiliation and Cuckold Fantasies
Apr 15, 201100:02:53Tap to summarizePhone Sex Humiliation A lot of boys seem to think I’m a mean mistress. I don’t know whatever gave them that idea. If you are a loser, you’re a loser. If you are a small dicked wimp, that’s what you are. I don’t think it’s mean at all to point those things out to you and laugh about it. I mean, it’s obvious to me so it must be obvious to the rest of the world and especially any women in your life that you’ve tried to woo along the way, right? Get used to it, you’re not a real man. You don’t measure up. Now, if that’s mean, then so be it. But, I am not being mean, I’m just being truthful and honest. Boys like you (and I do mean BOYS) have a few purposes, that’s true. You’re good for body worship or cleaning my boots. You’re definitely good for some comic relief. Who doesn’t love a good laugh? But, I don’t yell and I don’t punish you for being who you are. You’re a shrimp dick and a submissive wimp. I’ll just laugh and point like all the other women in your life. I’m sure you’re used to it, right? Cuckold Fantasies Every now and then I do like to indulge in my own cuckold fantasies. Yes, I love cuckolding a man and I have cuckolded several in my time. The look on their poor little face the first time I tell them that they are not satisfying me sexually in any way and I’ll be getting my sexual satisfaction elsewhere is priceless. They almost always get an erection. It’s not like they don’t know they’re inadequate. The question is, are they willing to succumb to the humiliation of knowing that their lady, the woman they adore, is now going to be giving her sexual favors to more skilled men? That’s the thing a cuckold has to decide, I suppose. Most of the time they decide to endure the frustration and submit. After all, they know they suck at sex and not in a good way. So, if you have fantasized about being told for the first time by your loving wife that she’s sick of your pathetic attempts at lovemaking and wants a real man…listen to the erotic audio below. Later! Tia The post Phone Sex Humiliation and Cuckold Fantasies appeared first on Masturbation Mistress Tia.
Transcribe →Sissy Cocksuckers and Amazon Goddesses
Apr 4, 201100:02:17Tap to summarizeSissy Cocksuckers I had the pleasure of speaking with a few new sissies lately. Sissy cocksuckers to be exact. I love them. They crave the feel of a cock in their mouth and they tell me so quite enthusiastically. I, of course, encourage and coach their cocksucking habit. But, I make sure they start out with some proper cocksucking training before I let them loose into the unsuspecting world. After all, cocksucking is an art form. If you are a sissy or faggot cocksucker and you want to suck cock for me you have to learn a few things first. You can start by practicing on a dildo or, even better, on my strap on. I want to see and hear your technique. Once I am satisfied that you can effectively bring a man to orgasm with your mouth, I’ll give you permission to seek out that cock and swallow your first real load of cum. Of course, if you’ve actually already swallowed a load or two (or more, slut), by all means call and share your experiences. I’d love to hear all about it. You can hear what I’d like in the sexy cocksucker audio below. Amazon Goddesses It occurred to me the other day when I was reading an article about all that bullshit going on over in Libya that Mr Ghadaffi must have a giantess fetish. I mean, have you seen his bodyguards? They are all Amazonian and all female. Could he possibly have a giantess fetish? Maybe he just appreciates a strong femdom type of woman, as many of you men do. But, I have to admit after seeing those women walking with him and in several photographs I had the urge to see one of them “take someone out”, so to speak. I really wanted to see that strong goddess wrestle some poor slob to the ground. I admit it, I love a giantess fantasy almost as much as you do. The thought of being bigger, stronger and very much taller really appeals to me. I would most certainly take out any poor slob who came across my path, I assure you. Thoughts and Happenings My first night on the new radio schedule was last Thursday night. I have to say it went very well and I enjoyed coming in after Empress Catherine’s Magic Carpet Ride. Her radio show is always entertaining and I’ve not been able to be there in the past so it was a great change of pace. We came up with a title for the show, also. Thanks to Gummy Bear for suggesting it. So, join me for Tia’s Cock Tales on Thursday nights at 11PM on Cock Radio, the only adult internet radio station you need. Also, look for a new show coming up on Friday nights at 10PM with a new Cock Jockey, Empress Alexis! I’m excited she’s decided to join our band of cock jocks and we’re going to enjoy having her. Also, the Weekly Hot Spot, one of our wonderful adult podcasts will now be hosted by three beautiful femdoms. Empress Delia has joined forces with Empress Layla and Empress Violet to bring us some fantastic segments in the Hot Spot. I’m looking forward to hearing what they have in store for us. I’m off to get some beauty sleep. Check my schedule above if you want to speak with me. *Kisses* The post Sissy Cocksuckers and Amazon Goddesses appeared first on Masturbation Mistress Tia.
Transcribe →Kinky Secrets and Fetish Fantasies
Mar 27, 2011Tap to summarizeKinky Secrets Everyone has a kinky secret or fetish. Yes, everyone. For some it’s a very simple thing like the fact that you love to see a woman in high heels and stockings. For others it’s the fantasy of wanting so badly to be coached into cock sucking, or wanting to wear those high heels and stockings. Whatever your kink or fetish, you keep it a secret don’t you? You carefully tuck it away under lock and key in the back of your mind and hope that no one discovers it. Every once in awhile you open pandora’s little black box and you examine it for a moment, maybe longer. This is when you might pick up the phone and call me, your favorite femdom. I love opening that dirty little black box in your mind. I will open it with delight and start rummaging around, looking for the best parts of your kinky secrets. I want the juicy stuff. The beauty of this is you can feel completely secure with me. I’m a totally safe way to explore your fantasies and even expound on them. Don’t be afraid, come share with me. You’ll see what I mean in the video below. Earth Day 2011 Did you observe Earth Day? I did. Well, I did as much as I possibly could because I was taking calls at the time. My office looked gorgeous bathed in candlelight. It really set the mood. Of course, it was a bit hard to see the keyboard. But, in the interest of energy consumption I sucked it up for an hour. Speaking of sucking…want to talk about it? The post Kinky Secrets and Fetish Fantasies appeared first on Masturbation Mistress Tia.
Transcribe →Masturbation Fantasies
Mar 14, 201100:04:25Tap to summarizeMasturbation Fantasies It’s late at night and you can’t sleep or maybe it’s early in the morning and your hard on woke you up. You tried to go back to sleep but no matter what you did, there it was, bobbing up and down like a buoy, demaning your attention. Your erection just won’t leave you alone. Of course you can’t help but start to touch it, can you? You close your eyes and start stroking that raging hard on. Immediately you feel the tension start to release from your body. Your shoulders relax and your breath becomes deeper. You feel the sensations coursing through your body and start to replay in your mind the last time you heard my voice during a guided masturbation session. It wasn’t just an erotic dream, you know that. It was a fantastic masturbation fantasy and my voice carried you to places you only dreamt existed. You remember quite fondly the way my voice seemed to envelope your cock, coaxing you to touch it and caress it in ways you never had before. The slow and sensual movements I told you to make, the way my voice carried you away, it all comes back to you now, doesn’t it? Slowly I give you very detailed masturbation instructions, increasing the intensity of my teasing as we indulge together. I take control of your cock as well as your mind. You can picture me on the other end of that phone, tracing my fingertips gently over my hard nipples as I listen to your breathing become more and more pronounced. It’s obvious we’re both excited, you know that. Each time you get close to orgasm I slow you down purposely, not wanting our time together to end too quickly. I love building the intensity as much as you do. You begin to feel your balls swelling and the pulsating rythm of an orgasm. You hear me gasp and that’s all it takes. The orgasm begins and your cum begins to spew from your hard cock in a river of relief. Ahhhh, the sweet pulses of relief. You enjoy every single second of it, relishing the feeling of release all the way through your body. Now, you can sleep at last, or begin your day. You remind yourself to call me again, soon. Very soon. The post Masturbation Fantasies appeared first on Masturbation Mistress Tia.
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